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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:34 pm

The fat ass belonged to Sweet Roxy's tag team partner; Mia Marie Vega.

New Champion: Mia Marie Vegas ass

Finnegan goes to challenge-- but Savannah pinches his ear and pulls him away.

Still Champion: Mia Marie Vegas ass.


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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:35 pm

Dylan taps dat fat ass

New Champion: Dylan of Wolvesden
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:36 pm

Nate just fucking kills Dylan.

New Champion: The concept of death
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:37 pm

The concept of death, ironically, dies.

New Champion: Fuck, I don't know. Vacant I guess.


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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:37 pm

And yay! From the winds of the north appears God Himself! VACANT TREMBLEEEEEEES!!

New Champion: God. Fucking GOD. Eat it, Jabronies.


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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:38 pm

New Champion: Fuck it, The Babadook.
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:41 pm

Babadook gives it back to God so Azumi can make her joke.

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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:42 pm

Fuck Azumi's joke, it wasn't funny. Speaking of not funny.

New Champion: Dane Cook of Wolvesden.


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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:44 pm

One of Dane's jokes falls flat enough that it can be pinned by mixed critical reviews.

New Champion: A lukewarm response
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:48 pm

The lukewarm response travels to a drunk magic show, where it stays forever. Gary picks it up.

New Champion: Gary
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/13/2018, 11:58 pm

Due to the pressures of holding the title, Gary has become addicted to carpet samples and therefore is entering a treatment facility. The title is now VACANT for the sake of the thread, the joke, and comedy in general.
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 12:00 am

The title is now champ again due to rules and shit.

New Champ: The title belt
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 12:41 am

The championship is sent for its scheduled maintenance and polish to help keep it clean and look shiny. The spray bottle is left sitting on top of the belt, causing a pinfall. 

Winner: The spray bottle.


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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 12:57 am

A very tired sanitation worker picks the spray bottle off the title

Winner and New Champion: Sanitation Worker
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 1:09 am

TOBY KEITH?!?

TOBY KEITH, of all fuckin people, RUSHES IN AND BEATS THE SANITATION WORKER TO DEATH WITH HIS GEE-TAR COS MURICA AND BAR N GRILLS AND TOBY KEITH!!

New Champion: TOBY FUCKIN KEITH!!
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 4:40 am

Toby runs right into the inanimate carbon rod, knocking him out cold, as the rod acquires the pinfall.

New Champion: inanimate carbon rod
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 6:16 am

But Toby Fuckin Keith's GEE-TAR falls on to the inanimate carbon rod when Toby runs into it.

Winner: Toby Fuckin Keith's GEE-TAR
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 9:38 am

But what's this --- some armour that was atop a knight that was totally and utterly coincidentally there falls down and causes the guitar to jolt off the rod, before placing the rod back on top.

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inanimate carbon rod (2nd reign)
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 10:13 am

Some fucker hears the commotion and picks up the inanimate carbon rod. 

New Champion: Some fucker.
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 11:14 am

The fuckers dies of a heart attack and they close the coffin lid on him.

New Champion: The coffin (specifically the lid)
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/14/2018, 11:17 am

Spike Dudley has a house show casket match with Undertaker and gets chokeslammed onto the casket lid. 

New Champion: Spike Dudley
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/15/2018, 1:14 am

Spike gets carried off on a gurney and thrown into an ambulance, before the doors are closed

New Champion: An Ambulance
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/15/2018, 9:03 am

The ambulance doors fly open, sending the title belt flying off the road and into a ravine, where a dead body, through sheer chance and gravity, rolls on top of it.

New Champion: Dead Body from Stand By Me
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/15/2018, 10:05 am

Some guy spits his gum into the ravine, and it lands in the dead guy, causing a pin. 

New Champ: Half Chewed Gum
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/15/2018, 10:06 am

Turns out it's Springfield Gorge.

New Champion: Falling Homer Simpson
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