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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/15/2018, 9:18 pm

Simpsons finally gets cancelled after too much time on TV 

New Champion: FOX network
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/15/2018, 9:20 pm

Ned Flanders brutally assaults everyone at FOX, pinning them at the same time

New Champion: Ned Flanders
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/15/2018, 9:22 pm

A sticky note falls on Flanders' head in the carnage, pinning him. 

New Champ: Sticky Note
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/15/2018, 9:27 pm

A rat pulls the note off Flanders and takes it into its caven

New Champion: A rat
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/15/2018, 11:42 pm

Gonger from Sesame Street cooks the rat and makes a CAZZUHROLLLLLL out of it. Gonger wins.

New Champion: Gonger from Sesame Street
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/16/2018, 2:12 am

Stan Lee rips that fucker apart and takes a giant shit on his corpse 

New Champion: Stan Lee's shit
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/16/2018, 2:16 am

OH GOD, GONGER!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

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You’ll be ok little guy! Gonger makes food, remember?! Oh God, GONGERERRR!!!!

Still Champion: Stan Lee’s shit
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/16/2018, 5:58 am

The passage of time dries out Stan Lee’s shit. A strong breeze blows, reducing the comic icon’s shit to simple dust...Lost in the wind...

New Champion: Time.
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/16/2018, 6:27 am

Bill Murray beats Time in a loser leaves town match for the title. 

New Champion: Bill Murray

But WHAT'S THIS? Through the rift in time appears... RODNEY DANGERFIELD. He hits Murray with a golf club like he's going for an albatross then pins him. 

Winner and New Champion: Rodney Dangerfield
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/16/2018, 7:00 am

Rodney dangerfield lifts his belt into the air triumphantly- BUT BAH GAWD, WHAT'S THIS? 

IT'S FINNEGANE WAKEFIELD'S DETATCHED KNEE!!!! COMING BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!!! IT'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR, LOOK OUT RODNEY!!!! 

*Krackatowa*


New Champion: Finn's broken ass knee
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/16/2018, 7:03 am

Rodney Dangerfield sells it, but then realizes that Finnegan's knee is literally nothing. 

He kicks it and it shatters, falling to the ground where he pins it. 

New Champion: Rodney Dangerfield (2 Time Champ)
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/16/2018, 5:30 pm

All of a sudden, Brick Tamland appears out of nowhere, causing Rodney to drop the title and run for his life --- Brick simply picks the title up

New champion: Brick Tamland
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   6/17/2018, 4:10 am

Wait, wait, what is that?? 

Bawh Gawd It's Aria Jaxon's Weave!!!! It's got Brick in a camel clutch!!!! HE TAPS!!!

New Champion: Aria Jaxon's Weave
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   9/27/2018, 7:57 am

Aria Jaxon puts on her weave after an extended absence. 

New Champion: Aria Jaxon
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   9/27/2018, 7:59 am

Sadly, Aria forgot that when she patted her weave into place, it counted as a submission.

New Champion: Aria Jaxon's weave x2
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   9/27/2018, 8:00 am

Aria takes off her weave. Then Scott Oasis finds it and takes it for... Uh... Research purposes. 


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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   9/27/2018, 9:50 pm

Believing Scott to be a woman cuz of wearing women's clothing, Jack stalks Scott, chokes him out, then takes the belt as a trophy.

New Champion:  Jack The Ripper x 1
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   9/27/2018, 9:51 pm

Someone closes the book on Jack the Ripper, because he's a work of fiction and is not real. 

New Champion: The Book
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   9/27/2018, 10:18 pm

Jack destroys the book to remind the world that he was, and is very, very...VERY real!

New Champion:  Jack The Ripper x 2
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   9/27/2018, 10:53 pm

But the book happens to be a book of famous serial killers, and Leatherface pops out of it! He gives Jack a Stone Cold Stunner and pins him for the win.


Winner and New Champion: Leatherface

BUT WHAT'S THIS!? 

Bob Ross hits an elbow drop from the sky on Leatherface. Then pins him. 

Winner and New Champion: Bob fuckin Ross
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   9/27/2018, 11:49 pm

Bob Ross starts to make a lovely painting of his defeated foes.  While he's distracted teaching us how to paint a pretty cloud, Thanos snaps his finger and Bob Ross turns to dust.  Thanos picks up the belt

New Champion:  Thanos (x 1) mothefuckers!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: OWA Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship thread   9/28/2018, 12:08 am

Toby Keith hits Thanos after getting another guitar at his local Sam Ash™️ store. 

Keith then pins him and makes a corny joke about snapping before using his horrible music to disintegrate the Infinity Gauntlet. This brings Bob Ross back to life, who continues his painting. 

Winner and 2x Champ: TOBY KEITH
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