Hans Olsen, you called me a veteran in this business. You said I will be a World Champion. Perhaps you are not as stupid as I originally thought...but I still have to put you down.
This is the handsome face of your NEW OWA WORLD Television Champion. This is the face of Olympus, and most importantly of all, the last face that Jacob Senn will see before his championship reign is extinguished.
1. Become the hottest thing on Odyssey. Check. 2. Put Wolvesden to sleep. Check.
2019 checklist:
1. Win the Goddesses Clash. 2. Win the OWA Women's World Championship.
Feel free to stand in my way. I'll push you off a fucking cliff if I have to.
@TheCleanser
1. You're not even the hottest thing in the Odyssey midcard honey.
2. Where's the cliff? Because it seems like I'm in your way and the only drop that I see is your career
You mess with the Cleanser, you become cleansed.
@TwistedsisterOWA
Oh no, I forgot that my biggest threat was someone whose most notable achievement last year was putting her feet up for months. Enjoy the ratings spike I give to your segments, this'll be the most talked about you'll ever be.
@TheCleanser
Willingly forgetting an undefeated streak including a former world champion aside. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
@TwistedsisterOWA
The streak that I snapped in two? Oh yeah, that was fun while it lasted.
@BWANasir
NATE AND NATALIE CAGE ARE ONE IN THE SAME #MYTHBUSTED
1. Become the hottest thing on Odyssey. Check. 2. Put Wolvesden to sleep. Check.
2019 checklist:
1. Win the Goddesses Clash. 2. Win the OWA Women's World Championship.
Feel free to stand in my way. I'll push you off a fucking cliff if I have to.
@TheCleanser
1. You're not even the hottest thing in the Odyssey midcard honey.
2. Where's the cliff? Because it seems like I'm in your way and the only drop that I see is your career
You mess with the Cleanser, you become cleansed.
@TwistedsisterOWA
Oh no, I forgot that my biggest threat was someone whose most notable achievement last year was putting her feet up for months. Enjoy the ratings spike I give to your segments, this'll be the most talked about you'll ever be.
@TheCleanser
Willingly forgetting an undefeated streak including a former world champion aside. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
@TwistedsisterOWA
The streak that I snapped in two? Oh yeah, that was fun while it lasted.
@TheCleanser O_O why are
I'm not even gonna ask. You've made me smile though. I must say.
@TwisterSisterOWA
I knew autosaving my passwords on the Heaven's Den WiFi was a bad idea.
1. Become the hottest thing on Odyssey. Check. 2. Put Wolvesden to sleep. Check.
2019 checklist:
1. Win the Goddesses Clash. 2. Win the OWA Women's World Championship.
Feel free to stand in my way. I'll push you off a fucking cliff if I have to.
@TheCleanser
1. You're not even the hottest thing in the Odyssey midcard honey.
2. Where's the cliff? Because it seems like I'm in your way and the only drop that I see is your career
You mess with the Cleanser, you become cleansed.
@TwistedsisterOWA
Oh no, I forgot that my biggest threat was someone whose most notable achievement last year was putting her feet up for months. Enjoy the ratings spike I give to your segments, this'll be the most talked about you'll ever be.
@TheCleanser
Willingly forgetting an undefeated streak including a former world champion aside. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
@TwistedsisterOWA
The streak that I snapped in two? Oh yeah, that was fun while it lasted.
@TheCleanser O_O why are
I'm not even gonna ask. You've made me smile though. I must say.
1. Become the hottest thing on Odyssey. Check. 2. Put Wolvesden to sleep. Check.
2019 checklist:
1. Win the Goddesses Clash. 2. Win the OWA Women's World Championship.
Feel free to stand in my way. I'll push you off a fucking cliff if I have to.
@TheCleanser
1. You're not even the hottest thing in the Odyssey midcard honey.
2. Where's the cliff? Because it seems like I'm in your way and the only drop that I see is your career
You mess with the Cleanser, you become cleansed.
@TwistedsisterOWA
Oh no, I forgot that my biggest threat was someone whose most notable achievement last year was putting her feet up for months. Enjoy the ratings spike I give to your segments, this'll be the most talked about you'll ever be.
@TheCleanser
Willingly forgetting an undefeated streak including a former world champion aside. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
@TwistedsisterOWA
The streak that I snapped in two? Oh yeah, that was fun while it lasted.
@BWANasir
NATE AND NATALIE CAGE ARE ONE IN THE SAME #MYTHBUSTED
1. Become the hottest thing on Odyssey. Check. 2. Put Wolvesden to sleep. Check.
2019 checklist:
1. Win the Goddesses Clash. 2. Win the OWA Women's World Championship.
Feel free to stand in my way. I'll push you off a fucking cliff if I have to.
@TheCleanser
1. You're not even the hottest thing in the Odyssey midcard honey.
2. Where's the cliff? Because it seems like I'm in your way and the only drop that I see is your career
You mess with the Cleanser, you become cleansed.
@TwistedsisterOWA
Oh no, I forgot that my biggest threat was someone whose most notable achievement last year was putting her feet up for months. Enjoy the ratings spike I give to your segments, this'll be the most talked about you'll ever be.
@TheCleanser
Willingly forgetting an undefeated streak including a former world champion aside. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
@TwistedsisterOWA
The streak that I snapped in two? Oh yeah, that was fun while it lasted.
1. Become the hottest thing on Odyssey. Check. 2. Put Wolvesden to sleep. Check.
2019 checklist:
1. Win the Goddesses Clash. 2. Win the OWA Women's World Championship.
Feel free to stand in my way. I'll push you off a fucking cliff if I have to.
@TheCleanser
1. You're not even the hottest thing in the Odyssey midcard honey.
2. Where's the cliff? Because it seems like I'm in your way and the only drop that I see is your career
You mess with the Cleanser, you become cleansed.
@TwistedsisterOWA
Oh no, I forgot that my biggest threat was someone whose most notable achievement last year was putting her feet up for months. Enjoy the ratings spike I give to your segments, this'll be the most talked about you'll ever be.
@TheCleanser
Willingly forgetting an undefeated streak including a former world champion aside. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
1. Become the hottest thing on Odyssey. Check. 2. Put Wolvesden to sleep. Check.
2019 checklist:
1. Win the Goddesses Clash. 2. Win the OWA Women's World Championship.
Feel free to stand in my way. I'll push you off a fucking cliff if I have to.
@TheCleanser
1. You're not even the hottest thing in the Odyssey midcard honey.
2. Where's the cliff? Because it seems like I'm in your way and the only drop that I see is your career
You mess with the Cleanser, you become cleansed.
@TwistedsisterOWA
Oh no, I forgot that my biggest threat was someone whose most notable achievement last year was putting her feet up for months. Enjoy the ratings spike I give to your segments, this'll be the most talked about you'll ever be.
I hope everyone is prepared for more unforgettable action out of Olympus! We'll see Heart and Seoul defend their OWA Openweight Tag Team Championships against Phantom Troupe's Nolan Eliwood and Magall, New OWA Television Champion Miltiades enter his first defense against the second generation prodigy Allesandro Devione, as well as news from both OWA Owner Bob Taylor and myself on the historic Clash of the Titans matchup!
@RealScottOasis Given the social climate of today and with input from my wife we are officially adjusting the name to Big Oasis Babes. Thank you and have a wonderful week.
@BadNewsBart
I'm afraid I've got some Bad News for the Big Oasis Babes...they're gonna have to learn how to handle this King Cobra!
@DampshawIII I will not...I will NOT I will NOT I will NOT team with...a woman.
@CandyLandKween First off, she's not just A WOMAN. Aria Jaxon is THE WOMAN, get it right or don't say it at all.
@RealScottOasis Why isn't she "woman" enough to make this claim herself instead of her personal muff muncher having to speak up on her behalf? Dampshaw is right in his assertion anyway and you know it. I know the chicks might have been able to hold their own in SSW where half the roster is living off rice and anime but that shit isn't going to fly around here. Especially with me.
@OWAMaggall
This would sound more convincing if nobody could see the guy you Kingdom boys let reign as your world champion so long. He looks like the type of guy who tells his parents he's launching a Twitch channel to help them pay rent.
@LiveWire
Shouldn't you be worrying whether or not you would make to the end of Phantom Troupes' Next Talent, or is it just a coincidence that you guys give one guy the boot each month? #PhantomTroupeIsJustFine #Sarcasm #WhoseNext?
@DampshawIII I will not...I will NOT I will NOT I will NOT team with...a woman.
@CandyLandKween First off, she's not just A WOMAN. Aria Jaxon is THE WOMAN, get it right or don't say it at all.
@RealScottOasis Why isn't she "woman" enough to make this claim herself instead of her personal muff muncher having to speak up on her behalf? Dampshaw is right in his assertion anyway and you know it. I know the chicks might have been able to hold their own in SSW where half the roster is living off rice and anime but that shit isn't going to fly around here. Especially with me.
@OWAMaggall
This would sound more convincing if nobody could see the guy you Kingdom boys let reign as your world champion so long. He looks like the type of guy who tells his parents he's launching a Twitch channel to help them pay rent.
February 15th 2019, 2:33 am by Father Nathan Fiora