AMA - KENNY DRAKE

Go ahead. Ask Me Anything. IC, OOC, IOC, who gives a fuck.

Got any donuts?

How did Kenny Drake come about?

Favorite Simpsons episode?

1. Got hella donuts. Like 7.

2. Kenny Drake came about as a CAW to face my buddy in WWE ‘13. All my other original characters were kinda out there and Kenny Drake character was my “wrestler’s wrestler” and it just kinda evolved from there!

3. Favorite Simpson’s episode? Damn. “Lemon Tree.” Yeah. Love that shit. So many good lines. “Shake your fist harder, boy!”

Do you have a favorite flavor of Skittles? 

Which Punjabi Prison match was your favorite? 

Is Wakanda forever? 

Why do douchebags always smell like AXE body spray?

Am I asking too many questions?

Who is the most underrated wrestler in the British Independents?

Can I be in your next Baked Alaska video?

1. Favorite skittles flavor is every flavor at the same time; I call it Foreverberry.

2. Favorite Punjabi Prison match is all of them. Ever. Forever. 

3. From what I hear, Wakanda is indeed Forever.

4. Cos the AXE scent is actually a pheromone from the Douchebird, an ancient bird from present day North Dakota that would try and fuck married birds and jack off to itself in its bachelor nest. How they extracted the pheromone from Criss Angel's personal stash, I'll never know...

5. Never. You can ask as many as you want because I just now just adopted you. 

6. Most underrated wrestler in the British independents...hot damn, I like this question...I'd say Flash Morgan Webster. He's pretty gnarly, and I don't think he truly gets the credit he deserves. He's hella good. Either him or Zack Gibson, who is just fuckin' primo. 

7. I dunno, are you funny? Cos we need people to be funny in it. Like, seriously...we NEED it. We aren't. Are you? Please...please say you are...

My mum says I'm funny does that count?

It does. You're in. Be in Tulsa, OK by 9pm Pacific Standard Time tonight, then drive to Vancouver, Canada to prove your loyalty. You have thirty minutes. Blue.

Who do you imagine being in the perfect version of Wolvesden?

Man, that’s a gnar question. So far, every version of Wolvesden has been (at least in my eyes) perfect with the members (except DeLion, but we’ll gloss over that for now). 

I actually have no idea, man. Damn. Good question.

KENNNNEEEEEEYYYYYYY

How's it been? 

So why did you rub blood on yourself or somethin' during the debht? 

What's your opinion on the moderate darklord, lucifer? 

You were to t am up with someone in a no homo tag match, who would it be? 

Black or White?

What are your thoughts on Shadow of the Colossus?

REVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!! 

I’ve been good brudda, how about you? 

I dunno. Felt right at the time, ya know? 

Our moderate dark lord Lucifer gets a bad rap. I mean, sure, he’s an asshole, but he had good questions. I could go on about Satanism and how it’s not evil, but I’m TECHNICALLY working right now...

A No Homo Tag Match? Well shit, if I wanna win, I’m going with you, Rev!


Shadow of the Colossus, it took me awhile to get into it. It wasn’t until I discovered glorious Weed that I finally had fun with it! But it’s still, like, not that fun for me. I don’t have the...what’s the word...intelligence? Patience? But 8.4/10! Fuck it!

BUMP, but mainly as a reminder that I STARTED THIS SHIT. I DID.

ALL HAIL KING KENMONGER

Gimmie a tag sig and a tag fin for Kenny and Gareth (maybe a tag team name for them too?)

Gareth Dangerous Is? 

Why are you so goddamn cool? 

Why did the Wolvesden Member cross the road?

I have a good knock knock joke, but you have to start it for me.

Favorite soda? 

Favorite flavor of ice cream? 

Do you sign contracts in your blood or the blood of your enemies? 

I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti *slurping sound*

1. Easy. 
Signature: "The Lord's Work" - Kenny hits a Fireman's carry gutbuster on the Victim, holding them in place as Gareth comes off the ropes, hitting a running knee to the temple. With the momentum, the Vic swings off onto their stomach, where Kenny rolls into a Reverse Lovecraftian Nightmare (Last Chancery). Gareth again hits the ropes and hits either a running dropkick or a penalty kick to the Vic's face. 

Finisher: "Pull the Trigger" - Pull The Plug/Shotgun combo (Pumphandle reverse STO/Knee lift combo)

Tag Name: Horrible People

2. Is Dangerous Gareth Legit

3. My mom is awesome and raised me to be nice. I like it. It's nice. Why are YOU so goddamn cool, Huh?! WHAT'S WITH THE THIRD DEGREE?!

4. The Wolvesden member crossed because I told him to GOT DAMN DO SO BECAUSE I GOTDAMNRUNTHISGOTDAMNSHOW

5. This had better...knock, knock...my socks off?

Sorry, Knock Knock...

6. Dr. Pepper. No.

....RC Cola. Always Flat, 100% of the time!

7. Damn...impossible question. It's like "describe the color red to a blind person." How? Just, HOW?

Coffee, though. Coffee ice cream is my shit. Forever. 

8. Iiiiiiiiiiiiin MY blood?...I think?...I dunno, I can't keep up! 

NO! In THEIR blood! THEY sign THEIR contract in MY blood! Yeah!

I'm a fucked up guy, aren't I?

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN. IT PUTS THE FUCKING LOTION ON ITS SKIN!

I have actually never seen Silence of the Lambs. AND I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL! Fuckin...what a waste.

When our children get married, you're paying for the wedding right?

What made you want to bring that ass back to efedding?

I think I do have to pay for the wedding, since I’m Father of the Bride...ah fuck...

I came back for Two reasons; First is cos I saw the homies were starting this and I was like, “well fuck yes, let’s do this.” And Second, the chat with the homies made me realize I have more Kenny stories I wanna tell and put out into the world, so as long as there’s a good story for Kenny Drake, I’ll be around!

Oh...hey...Didn’t see ya there...

I'M BACK FOR MORE 

Are you excited about the inevitable Wolvesden vs Heart and Seoul feud/match? 

What match type should Kenny Drake vs Gareth Cason happen in?

WUT 

What is your favorite chocolate bar? 

Why did the Kenny Drake cross the street? 

IsCarethGasonDangurus? 

Favorite Dinosaur? 

What do you put on your pasta? 

What do you eat when you're sad? 

Fite me 1v1 on guitar hero expert mode M8 

How many pairs of sunglasses do you actually own? 

Favorite car? 

HAVE I ASKED ENOUGH QUESTIONS TO SATISFY ME YET?

I am VERY excited for the Wolves vs Heart and Seoul feud! Should be a lot of fun!

Gareth v Kenny can only happen in a Bloodsport match. No pins, just KO’s and submissions. FUCK YEAH!

YEAH

Favorite choco bar is Aero. Rarely do I get the chance to indulge, but when I do, it’s heaven on earth. Nothing else compares.

I’m assuming Kenny crossed the street cos there was weed, coffee, or violence. Possibly all three!

IBelieveBeyondAShadowOfADoubtThatGarethIsInFactLegitDangerous

Hmmmmmmm...Ankylosaurus...yeah...walking tank. Pure badass. Hella punk.

It depends, really. Most of the time, a nice Bolognese with some light Parmesan...other times, pesto. Mainly Bolognese and parm.

Weed. Followed by cookies and milk. And coffee.

Fite ME 1on1 in Rock Band on beginner! How about THAT?!

I only have one pair right now. The most I’ve ever had at once was three.

‘77 Chevy Nova, all black.

NOT ENOUGH FOR MEEEEEEEEE

HI BESFWEND

okie so...1.) What is the reason behind picking the Wolf for your team when there is other animals that live in send? (Lmao the Lionsden as a team name)

2.) What would be Kenny Drake's female pic base?

3.) What's your favorite comic book character from both DC and Marvel?

4.) Can you give Raven a hug for me and tell her Auntie T loves her so :] much love

Yo kenneth, the stud, the man. 

How's it been homeskillet? Livin' life in-(I'm gonna guess and say Albuquerque). 


Haven't gotten the chance to get my eyes glued to the weekly shows too much. How would you say the Wolvesden's run with the titles have gone? 

Any highlights from your time with OWA and SSW? Whether awesome, silly, etc. 

Yo you're a dad? jk, I knew, but how would you say being a parent is? I wouldn't know, I don't have a son and/or daughter and/or pug. 

I remember people saying your last match before coming to OWA was, what? January 2017? Any reasons for the departure? Busy, Job, Family, just needed a break? just curious. 

What would you say the wolvesden use to travel from point to point across the continental United States? SUV? Uber? Taxi? Tandem Bike? 

so I ran out of duct tape for my knee, yah got any? Superglue just made it stay still and rubber bands aren't, well, practical. 

should the wolvesden inevitable seek out a singles title to capture, what's your first target? 

How would you describe Clinton Stone's amazing performance as a human punching bag in the Wolvesden's ranks?  

which one of these totally real gods would you pick as a Wolvesden sponsor: Cuthulu, Mecha Jesus, Satan, or Eclipse Diemos.

HI BESFWEEEEEEEEND!!

1. Wolvesden was the name of my band in my early twenties and I just kept it for everything. I think it fits really well in wrestling!

2. THAT ...is a hard question... but I’d probably say Crazy Mary Dobson.

3. DC - Batman. Then, now, forever.    MARVEL - I’ve always really dug Gambit, but for a stand-alone character, Spider-Man or Daredevil

4. Hugged AND smooched, which got a big giggle from her. She loves her Auntie T!

DOOPYDOOWOPADOO 

1. Favorite movie ever? 

2. DO YOU HAVE A PIKACHU YET, DAD? 

3. If you had to move on from Scurll, who would be Drake's base? 

4. HURT A FLY, DO IT. 

5. What is a Careth Gason? 

6. Just take a second to praise British Tom/Nate Cage because he's awesome. 

8. Why did I skip 7? 

9. Favorite pizza toppings? 

10. Favorite superhero? Favorite supervillain? 

11. Favorite flavor of ice cream. 

12. DAD!? DAD? 

13. What can you do while high that you can't do while not high? 

14. What songs can you not help air guitaring to? 

15. WHY DID I ASK THIS MANY QUESTIONS? 

<3

Fuckin...dammit...

I’m an old man with a phone. Pardon me.

HI REV!!

Life is very hot here in Sacramento...very...very hot. Very hot. 

I LOVE the tag title run, especially cos I’m STILL shocked it’s happening! It’s a lot of fun, but there’s pressure to keep writing well. Thankfully, TomNate is brilliant, so I just riiiiiiide his coattails!

Highlights from OWA would be everything so far! I was on a POSTER made by TARAH FREAKIN NOVA! I’m a tag champ with a good good GOOD friend...so far, it’s been what I’ve alwYs wanted. 

I’m a dad?! When?! Yo, it is both the most agonizingly annoyingly difficult thing, and the best thing to ever happen ever. At the same time. 

I left way back when cos I got a promotion at work, and I just couldn’t do both. I’m really glad I’m back, though. Very glad.

We tots travel by train. Private train. Hella hipster. Except Nate’s cabin. Hella evil. 

Yo...nah. I’m sorry. That sucks bro. I feel bad for some of reason. 

Singles titles would be FUVKIN crazy, but Nate will probably be the first to get that. He can 100% be World Champ...he fucjin BETTER be!

Clinton Stone needs to WORK. HARDER. PESPES.

SCOOOOOOOOOBY DOOWOPWOW

1. Impossible question. But probably Taxi Driver. 

2. I never got no fuckin PikaChu man...fuckin bullchit.

3. I was thinking Brody King could be tight...Aleister Black...Bray Wyatt...

4. Dawg, I killed a fly WHILE EATING DINNER. Didn’t even blink...like a Kurosawa movie...

5. A Gareth Cason is a Noun. Synonymous with legitimacy; danger; legitimate danger

6. British TomNate is the reason this AMA is happening, if you think about it... that dude made ME cool through HIS talent. 

7. Here it is! 

8. Yo, why’d you skip Seven? He’s hella mad. 

9. Black olives. So bomb. 

10. I love this question so much. Batman and the Joker. Always and forever. I don’t think I know enough about them to really give an educated response, but I love them and their whole symbiotic relationship and just everything about it. AND MY DAUGHTER WILL TOO!!! WE ARE A DC HOUSE!!

11. RrrrrrrrrrockynoCoffeno...fuckin...coffee. Yeah. Coffee ice cream. Am I addicted to coffee? Maybe. Who cares...what?! You got someathattherr coffee cream?

12. ISTHATMAHBOY?!? AFTER ALLL THESE YEARS...MY BOY!

13. Everything....I’m kinda kidding. Seriously though, I’m better at playing the guitar or writing my stupid little show on FoD. I just kinda focus in and learn...like, I listened to Ringkampf’s music, smoked a bowl, and played the song maybe third try? I was stoked. I learned Undisputed Era’s music AND Aleister Black’s music while 

14. If I hear Raining Blood by Slayer, I have to stop what I’m doing and thrash to it...like a dick. Pretty much any sweet riff, I kinda air guitar to, honestly. I CANT HELP IT!

15. Because you’re a GOOD PERSON!!

At this point in time, who is your dream Final Destination opponent?

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tarah

*clears throat*

Check your PMs on Discord, kind sir. 

Bump if ya want...

Before you ask, yes, Otters are rad. Of course. Only Nazi’s don’t like otters.

Why you so fucking good?

1. Not really a question but I’m glad you’re here brother

2. What goals do you have for the rest of the year?

3. What was the inspiration to bring back Kenny Drake?

Yo so if I come in here and ask you questions, no leg attacks with a steel chair, K? 

Was your change to Kross natural, something you wanted to do or? 

High light from Season 1? 

High light from Season 2? 

Where does Season 3 rank so far?

Would you rather fuck a blender, or get fucked by a cheese grater? 

Yo I miss the Tree House, those were some litty ass times. 

So you attack the full blooded Irish paddy Mav instead of me? Am I not good enough for you? 

What kind of fucking Russian Unorthodox Dark Web kreatine did you fuckin snort to get jacked in 6 weeks? 

Favorite game series? 

Favorite moment in gaming? 

Saddest movie you ever watched

Slightly liked but not hated color? 

Why is your favorite weapon not a skateboard? 

is your ultimate goal to one day ride the hoverboard from back to  the future? 

If you could worth with Tom again, maybe not Wolvesden but a separate thing, would you? 

I just wanna say, not a question- But comin back after so long and seeing you were still around and killing it was fuckin awesome. 

Okay so I heard you stabbed aria with a big ass knife, how did she not die? 

How many strikes to the knee does it take to get to the center of an emotionally distraught MMA fighter? 

Plaid or Checkered? 

Jeff X or John Z? 

Larry Blackwell or Chet "The Goat" Kensington?

To THE FUTURE Eon - How are YOU so fuckin good?!!
Seriously though, I really don’t believe my stuff is good so whenever there is praise, I’m genuinely stoked by it. So thank you very much, my man, but HONESTLY? You’re better than me. Believe me. You’ll prove it on the grandest opportunity. Mark my words. 

To Mark MOTHERFUCKIN Michaels
1. BRO! You too. 
2. Goals for the new year? In the real world, move to Long Island and get workin! In the fed, do the absolute best that I can in whatever comes my way. This is kinda my only outlet for creativity (outside of skating, but that’s different), so I put a lot of effort in, even if it might not seem so sometimes. I just really wanna create the best possible stories and the best possible lore to build off of. 
I also wanna smoke more weed.
3. More stories to tell! 

To The GOAT Rev
1. Man...I dunno... it’s kinda just muscle memory at this point...
2. The switch to Kross was something I had been talking to Oasis about for a bit prior, just to like...freshen things up? But I never really found a great REASON to until the “Death of Kenny Drake” with Goose, so I was like “heeeeeeey...” and then Marty turned out to be a sex pest, so that kinda shoved the switch to Go.
3. I loved season one. I loved everything about it. Very hard to pick a highlight. Rise of Finn, Rise of Jeff X, everything with Bull and Gareth establishing themselves as badasses. The whole of Tarah/Kenny, I love. All of season one is amazing.
4. Same answer with Season 2, only swap out Finn and Jeff and Bull/Gareth with Derelict, Aria, Goose, and RD3. All of Kenny/Cage. This place is just great, Man. Oh and I won something. Forgot what. 
5. Season 3 is fuckin gnarly, man. There’s some crazy shit going down, and it’s amazing. This is shaping up to be our best year yet!
6. I dunno, you do them first and tell me which feels better.
7. I miss the Tree House too...IMEANWHATTHEFUCKISTHETREEHOUSE?!?
8. Look, I saw FBI, I was like “FUCK THE FEDS!” and I just kinda went off...also, he said Fuck Wolvesden. And I KNOW you say Fuck Wolvesden too but you’re justified, we made your knee like a strippers cooch: loose and properly, constantly fucked.
9. WHY?! YOU SAYING I CANT INJECT TIGER SHARK HORMONES INTO MY BLOOD?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THIS COUNTRY!!
10. Skate. Or GTA.
11. When I landed a 360 flip noseblunt nollie 270 out on a rail in skate 3 on hardcore mode. That shit was fuckin YEARS ago and I still remember it. Or the bank robbery in GTA IV.
12. Man, I still cry during Armageddon. Fight me. 
HIS DAUGHTER...IS SAYING FUCKIN GOODBYE TO HER DAD...YOU KIDDING ME?!
I don’t really watch sad stuff anymore, so that’s the only thing I can think of. 
13. Pink is Punk.
14. I dunno, man...something seems hella corny about that to me. Like, I love Darby Allin, but when he would skate to the ring? “Now skating to the ring...” ugh...I dunno, just doesn’t seem right.
15. I would die on a hoverboard, so yes. That would be amazing.
16. Of fucking course, in a heartbeat. I’ll work with Tom forever.
17. AWWWWWWWWWW Thank you brudda! I’m extremely glad you’re here, as well, dude.
18. I didn’t stab her with a knife!
...it was glass...
And she didn’t die because she’s stronger than death simply because she’s Aria.
19. If ya do it right, only one!
20. Plaid.
21. Jeff X forever.
22. Fuck Chet! Larry’s senior official for a reason!

Who is the best and why is it you? (I will not take anyone else as the answer)

Tarah Moore wrote:

Who is the best and why is it you? (I will not take anyone else as the answer)

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!

Ok but why you look so damn scary now. Who made you like this?!

Dream matches you haven't had yet go go go go!

To Nas - GOOSE! GOOSE DID THIS!

To Finn - AGH! YOU! NAS! JEFF! Have I faced Bishop one-on-one? If not, him. Havoc. Maverick (wait that’s happening), id love to face off against Derelict again Cos he’s amazing. Alyssa Grace, fuckin Dulce...everybody

Do you think you'll ever have Niki Khan as an active competitor one day? I would love to see her as a Champion.

Tarah Moore wrote:

Do you think you'll ever have Niki Khan as an active competitor one day? I would love to see her as a Champion.

Well...weeeee will have to seeeee won’t weeeeee?

What made you choose “Personal Jesus” for Kenny’s entrance music? Does it relate to the character of KD or did you choose it because it’s a dope song?

HeadstrongJK wrote:

What made you choose “Personal Jesus” for Kenny’s entrance music? Does it relate to the character of KD or did you choose it because it’s a dope song?

Totally fit the character at the time. A narcissistic asshole with a Savior complex and then a full blown cult leader, and now I just can’t imagine using anything else

Why don't we have matching heart shaped lockets yet?

What's next for Kyle?

When are you going to help me kill Chris?

What the fuck do you do with all those awards?

What's your favorite angle you've ever been a part of?

What would your reaction be if you caught your daughters efedding one day?

Would you consider sex with a mermaid to be beastiality?

If you had to pick one IRL wrestler to build a promotion around who would it be?

If you had to pick one efed character to build an efed around, who would it be?

I heart you.

To Jeffrey Xavier
1. We do, they’re in the mail. 
2. Man...who knows...dudes a feather in the wind man...
3. Whenever you WANT, BROSEF STALIN! Imma kill Mav real quick and then I’ll link up.
4. Show them to my kids to be like “SEE!?! DADDY...IS....HE IS!”
5. Tarah/Kenny Cos that set the pace. It was pure craziness that somehow worked.
6. I’d be really, really bummed, but I’d help them with promos or match writing or whatever Cos this is the only thing I do mildly well-ish, kinda.
7. Depends what half you’re bangin’ 
8. Right now, I’d center a fed around Kevin Owens. That dude can do anything, anytime, with anybody, anywhere and make it look good, so I’d make him my top dude, heel or face. Him or Samoa Joe.
9. A fed with Jeff X at the center of it is a money making machine and you know it.
10. NO, I HEART YOU

Hey hey hey