Space Jam Predictions Thread

Subject: Space Jam Predictions Thread April 21st 2020, 7:46 am

Space Jam is less than two weeks and I really want to do a prediction thread so here we go xD

Also a reminder: I'll do a live show on May 1st and 2nd xD

Here's the following card:

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav
Winner:

Deathmatch - Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner:

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner:

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner:

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner:

OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match -
The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)
Winner:

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner:

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner:

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner:

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner:

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner:

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont
Winner:

Subject: Re: Space Jam Predictions Thread April 21st 2020, 7:51 am

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav
Winner: Aren Mstislav.

Deathmatch Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner: Kenny Drake.

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner: Stark.

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner: Nobi's friends.

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner: Jeff X.

OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match -
The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)
Winner: The Underwo- oh this is OWA? AYO FUCK THE UNDERWORLD. The Fight Club.

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner: Christie Sky.

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner: Jacob Knight.

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner: Nasir Moore.

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner: Jacob Senn.

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner: Noah Reigner.

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont
Winner: Robbie V.

Subject: Re: Space Jam Predictions Thread April 21st 2020, 8:04 am

COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!!!

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav
Winner: Aren Mstislav, do not fucks with The Tsar.

Deathmatch Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner: Kenny Drake, although it’s good to see you’re still kicking Darkane.

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner: Carlos Rosso, YO CARLOS YOU BETTER BEAT THIS WEEDHEADS BITCHASS I SWEAR TO GOD!!

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner: Nobi’s friends, You got the goose, the guy who wrote two efed books, AND Our boy Teddy.

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner: Jeff X, if there’s a man who can bring down the Christian pantheon it’s a drunk southern man.

~~OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match -~~
~~The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)~~
Winner: Goodluck to all y’all clowns, but Oasis just juiced up for this Cycle and I been hitting dem 12oz curls.

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner: Christie Sky, Rob’s got the power of shitposting animals in the Gamma Pro server on his side, this shits in the bag.

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner: Jacob Knight

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner: So one is a fellow patriotic boy, and the other is my eternal Stan, so can’t really pick. Good luck.

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner: Jacob Senn

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner: Arata Asakura

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont: Robbie V.

Subject: Re: Space Jam Predictions Thread April 21st 2020, 9:00 am

Note: I don't even know half these fucks, but here we go!

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav
Winner: gotta go with Aria's husband here, lets go Aren Mstislav

Deathmatch - Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner: I only have one rule for predictions...never pick against Kenny Drake

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner: If my man's Carlos is really retiring...he's gonna make damn sure he wins a match in space first...going with Ross

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner: Moongoose leads Nobi's friends to an easy win

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner: Jesus never stood a chance...Jeff X all day

OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match -
The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)
Winner: Fight Club reunion? I'm for it. Gimme Bishop and Oasis all day.

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner: Cloud gets the dub here

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner: Velocity's number one jobber, Jacob Knight does us all proud

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner: Can't pick against my co-writer...we Team Aria Jaxon out here

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner: Uh...let's go with Senn...cause like...Hall of Famer and stuff

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner: Arata Asakura gonna soften this man up for when I face him at Cloud's show. Picking the Spartans Champ

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont
Winner: Robbie V...cause i know who he is

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Subject: Re: Space Jam Predictions Thread April 21st 2020, 4:07 pm

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav

Winner: Babayka via spooky scary shit in spaaaace!

Deathmatch - Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner: Kenny motherfucking Drake

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner: Carlos Rosso because how could you not win a match in space before retirement?

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner: Gonna have to go with Nobi's Friends

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner: Jeff X about to beat the fuck out of the Son of God in space

OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match -
The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)
Winner: The Akatsuki because Havoc and Jada ain't nothing to fuck with

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner: Steph is going to come back to Earth with three heads in a bag

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner: "Your Favorite Velocity Jobber"

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner: Going with Nas for this one

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner: Gonna go with my fellow Jacob over here

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner: I'm torn, both these guys kick major ass.

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont
Winner: Reno Dumont because he's apparently the underdog here lol

Can't wait for the show!

Subject: Re: Space Jam Predictions Thread April 21st 2020, 4:57 pm

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav
Winner: Babayaka

Deathmatch - Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner: Kenny

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner: Carlos

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner: Hexa-Gun

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner: Jeff

OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match -
The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)
Winner: The Underworld

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner:

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner: Jacob Knight

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner: Aria

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner: Brian

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner: Noah

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont
Winner: Robbie

Subject: Re: Space Jam Predictions Thread April 22nd 2020, 10:42 pm

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav
Winner: Aren

Deathmatch - Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner: Kenny Drake

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner: Carlos

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner: Hopefully Nobi's Friends.

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner: Jeff

OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match -
The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)
Winner: Fight Club

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner: Christie Sky

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner: Jacob Knight

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner: Aria

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner: Brian

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner: Noah

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont
Winner: Robbie

Subject: Re: Space Jam Predictions Thread April 23rd 2020, 10:17 am

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav
Winner: Babayka

Deathmatch - Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner: Darkane

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner: Carlos

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner: Hexa-Gun

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner: Jeff

OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match -
The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)
Winner: The Underworld

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner: Cloud

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner: Jacob Knight

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner: Aria

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner: Senn

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner: Arata

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont
Winner: Robbie

Subject: Re: Space Jam Predictions Thread April 23rd 2020, 10:53 am

Super excited about the show!

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav
Winner: I know how tough Babayka is so I'll go with him

Deathmatch - Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner: Kenny F'n Drake

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner: Stark may not be a simp but he ain't a Rosso. Imma go with Carlos

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner: Hexa-Gun. Yup. That's it.

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner: How do I vote against any of em?! Pfft fine. Jeff can have it

~~OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match -~~
~~The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)~~
Winner: All I'm going to say is Long Live the Akatsuki

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner: Cloud. It's going to be a tough match for all of em but I think it boils down to Azumi and Cloud.

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner: JACOB KNIGHT FOR THE WIN

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner: Shit Nobi. You want me to choose between Nas and Aria? But I guess I gotta rep my parents in this. Imma go with Nas

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner: Jacob Senn - Man's still active while Brian got captured by the feds.

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner: Yung Legend, Arata Asakura

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont
Winner: Robbie V. It's Robbie V

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Shoutout to the GOAT GFX artist Tarah Nova for this incredible signature!!

Guest

Lights Out Match - Babayka vs Aren Mstislav
Winner: Babayka

Deathmatch - Kenny Drake vs Darkane
Winner: Kenny Drake

Carlos Rosso vs Stark
Winner: Carlos Rosso

6 Person Tag Team Match - Hexa-Gun (Claudia Michaels, Drake Jaeger, and Tiberius Jones) vs Nobi's friends (Moongoose McQueen, Lioncross, and Teddy Mac)
Winner: Hexa-Gun

Space Fight - Jeff X vs Jesus Christ
Winner: Jeff X

OWA vs SSW vs Wrestleworld Triple Threat Tag Match - The Fight Club (Scott Oasis and Michael Bishop) vs The Akatsuki (Havoc and Jada Blaire) vs The Underworld (The Professional and Wraith)
Winner: Akatsuki

Fatal Four Way Match - Stephanie Matsuda vs Azumi Goto vs Christie Sky vs Roni von Bizarre
Winner: Goto

Last Man Standing Match - Megalo vs Jacob Knight
Winner: Jacob Knight

Nasir Moore w/Tarah Nova vs Aria Jaxon w/Aren Mstislav
Winner: Nasir Moore

2 out of 3 Falls Match - Brian Daniels vs Jacob Senn
Winner: Brian Daniels

Arata Asakura vs Noah Reigner
Winner: Arata Asakura

Robbie V vs Reno Dumont
Winner: Robbie V