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Devi Krysis
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 16th 2021, 12:25 am by Devi Krysis
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Gameover: Battle Pass #1

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*After having a hellacious match against the hometown girl Emmanuelle, Devi packed up her gear and ready to hit the jet with her manager Damian Evan McArthur to discuss what's next as we headed to Game Over week.*

Damian: Ok, I never seen the fans in the Staples Center went 50/50 between you and Emmanuelle. I mean it's a 5-star quality match, no foolin!

Devi: Yeah, but unfortunately the hometown girl had the advantage, but not to worry, both me and Emmy are in the Lethal League in LAW, i'm pretty sure that we go at it again, this time...the result is different! Only got one win from B Block.

Damian: Yeah, but let's not worry about that now, let's go to our private jet head back to the Enterprise.

*Devi and Damian headed out of the Staples Center and in the private jet.*

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*As the Private Jet took off in the air, Devi and Damian has started talking strategy.*

Damian: Ok Devi we got a lot of work to do. First off on the 23rd SHW vs. LAW World War Z, you'll be representing LAW in the 5 on 5 Elimination match, with April Song has your team captain of Team Lethal, i'll trust her to lead the team to victory.

Devi: Right.

Damian: Oh another thing, I got word that You're booked for the special Atlantis. Gameover: Battle Pass! As you Devi will compete in the Battle Royal to determine who will be the #1 contender for the Openweight Championship!

Devi: Well, well another Battle Royal for me to win. And a challenge to face neither Liz Karlson or Daisy Thrash. And judge by what happened at Odyssey, they're ready to butt heads! So who's in the Battle Royal?

Damian: Emmanuelle the women beat you at the Go-Home Odyssey show. Audrey S. Atlas the women that you defeated in the season premiere of Odyssey. NAMI, Skyler Arceneaux, Nakita DuBov, Rebecca Filth, and your friend Azurine Vebbins!

Devi: All-ladies nicely done! Although my Adorkable Friend Azzy, really done well against Nakita even she didn't succeed in defeated her. And I'm sure that no matter what happened if me and Azzy teamed up with me or we butt heads. I already hold one championship and I'm planning to collect another one! So listen up ladies and listen good! I'll be the one that's gonna conquered the Battle Royal, I did it once and I can do it....AGAIN! Remember this ladies, The Wolf is always at your door!

*Has Devi and Damian is done talking strategy, The scene transitioned to the private jet continues to fly has screen fades black*

Stark, Jeff X, Emmanuelle and HellFighterINC have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jacob Senn
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 15th 2021, 10:40 pm by Jacob Senn
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

How poetic that you want to talk about me as a champion of yesteryear that has washed up into a man of irrelevancy and incompetence in this business, but you’ve begun to rage against the dying of the light in your OWA World Championship reign to the point where you have been met with defeat against me? Place the blame on whatever you want to excuse this loss that you have become the victim of. Place it upon Big Naheem for being around for the match, place it on me for stoking the flames of disaster that transpired in the middle of the match, place it on Jason Long for being the one to fall against his contender in Kevin Maverick, use whatever you need to use to make yourself remain confident that you’re not at fault. However, at the end of the day, I told you that I would find the very thing that I will use to make sure that you lose the OWA World Championship at Game Over. You displayed to perfection what you’ll do when something doesn’t go your way in the match when you feel insulted and slighted by your opponent when you’re forced to watch a friend of yours be brutalized because of the actions you have taken. Rage is the answer to your problems that you have clung onto like a babe against their mother’s tit. Rage is the opening I need to be able to make you do and act exactly how I want where I can make sure that I have the advantage in this match for this fight to play into my strength. You showed this when you decided to hunt me down for sending your friend on a first-class one-way vacation to the hospital and you paid for it. I did the same thing inside of our match on the final Kingdom before this glorious event where we will do battle for the rich prize we both desire and what happened? You fell for it again when you decided to fight me all around the arena, watch as Jason Long was beaten in the middle of the ring that in turn forced you to be defeated and allow me to leave you lying once again with the assistance of my Dynasty brother, Big Naheem. I’m inside of your head and moving around the pieces at my whim to make sure you do exactly what I want and that’s what I’m going to do at Game Over because even when I tell you what I’m doing, even when I lay out the entire plan on the table for you to prepare yourself for what’s about to come, you simply stumble your way right into the very thing that will be your demise. Time and time again, you’ve proven this to be the case and at Game Over, there will be no dispute to that being the same exact way that you’ll meet your demise and the OWA World Championship will be brought to the greatest legend in professional wrestling history where class and prestige can be restored in a championship deserving of it.

You believe that to be what you are for this championship though, correct? You believe to be a beacon of light and hope in the world surrounded by darkness and corruption, attempting to sink its tendrils into the world you hold dear in your heart? A pathetic notion of heroism and fairy tales that your mother must have told you when you were a child unless she was a crack whore that slept around the trailer park for the next great high she could score for her dealer after she sold him her body. Your father might have told you that anything is possible, your dreams can come true, or to do your very best to get what you desire if you have gained these heroic ideals that cloud your judgment; or was he the type of father that carried around the stench of beer and liquor as he sat clouded with the smoke of a cigarette attacking and making his lungs rot from the inside out? Was he the type of father who from just the mere sight of you, asking himself if you were his or some deadbeat your mother whored herself off to, beat you within an inch of his life because he saw the success you could have as a reminder of his own abhorrent failure as a person in life? Maybe it was the entertainment you indulged in as a child that made you have these heroics in your life? Watching some superhero cartoon as a child, seeing people in television and movies rise against the forces of evil that attempt to steal away the things that make them happy in life, you might have deferred to those forms of escapism that children cling to in hopes of leaving the harsh realities of the world they live in that carry over as an adult. However, you have gotten to this point of doing whatever you can to be the living story of a hero conquering the trials of corruption and the war upon the evil that every person tells themselves to make them carry the blinding hatred for the scores of people that they view as evil. It has become the very shortcoming that will be your downfall at Game Over to lead to the shade of rage I intend to force out of you. I want you blinded by it when you see the image of the evil that you have created me to be in your mind, I want you to let that rage devour you alive so you can lose yourself in this match because once you do, you’ll reveal to the entire world that Jeff X isn’t some conquering hero that slew the mighty beast that was bringing turmoil and ruin upon the brand of Kingdom that you love people to paint you as. You’re just a stupid hillbilly from the white trash capital of the world in Askin, North Carolina disgracing the championship he carries with every foul-mouthed comment you make, beer-swilling drink you take, and every time you are seen with that belt that reminds everyone why he’s a convicted felon in the first place and nothing more.

That’s what felons like you do, Jeff. You hope for the chance at being able to rebuild what you once had before you ruined it for yourself, you hope for the opportunity to be able to reintegrate yourself into society and become a better person from it, but we all know that’s not true for people like you. White trash never stays too far away from the prison system and a felon like you, especially with 83% of convicts making a return to the system within nine years, so it’s only a matter of time with you to ruin everything you’ve done for yourself that’s impressive to become another statistic. It truly is impressive because you’ve been able to not only land a job in one of the most lucrative businesses in the world to be able to fight people you want without consequence mostly, not only were you able to be a household name off of it because you were able to garner empathy from the sheep in the audience, but you actually gained accomplishments to merit your name being placed in marquee matches in Clash of the Titans and the OWA World Championship. It’s been a path of redemption for you to be able to honor those who have believed in you, but what has that done for the business? What class and prestige have you been able to put into that championship you hold on your shoulder with pride? Taking on any and all challengers who want a shot at it? You don’t do that for the championship or this business, you do it because it is a way for you to release your rage at the world that put you behind bars and let out the aggression that landed you in a cell in the first place. Your love for this industry, this company, and the brand you represent? Most people wouldn’t be in this business if they didn’t have a love for it and those that were in your position would tell you the same thing that they love this business, but it wouldn’t change the fact that they tarnished the belt by merely touching it and holding it on their shoulder. Bull Connors, Gareth Cason, The Derelict, Nathan Fiora, all Omega Heavyweight Championship and former champions of a title I held and they could probably tell you how much they loved this business when they were champion, but where are they now? Three of them disappeared off the face of the Earth and Nathan Fiora? On a downward spiral to the demise of his career after his failure at Final Destination. You may want to believe that you’re an exception to the world and that you’re different than everyone else that has been in your shoes, but the truth is that you’re not a special champion that has arrived that stands as a beacon of hope for everyone in the world, you stand as a reminder that a convicted felon holds this brand’s world championship and carries himself in a way that reflects that to be him. Everyone can take one look at you, listen to you say one word, watch you drink your life away, and know that you don’t stand for the word champion, you stand for the word felon.

That’s what you talk about the struggle and fighting for by risking everything, your livelihood, your friends, your family, and your life? You didn’t risk anything because you didn’t have anything to risk in the first place, convict. You pissed away everything when you got into your little bar room brawl in 2007, took a vacation over in the Greybar Hotel for the next ten years of your life, and you want to say that you made sacrifices when you returned to this business right out from prison into The Omega Wrestling Alliance based on your work from ten years in the past? You want to call me a champion of yesteryear, but you’re a rookie from yesteryear who just happened to have someone in management pity you to the point of allowing you to become OWA World Champion. Don’t patronize me about what you’ve done in this business for a mere three years, due to the fact you were in Club Fed because of your actions made because of being a dumb redneck in the sticks, for I’ve been doing for over nearly thirteen years at the top of the mountain. I didn’t put myself into a prison to be able to learn the skills I needed to be the best in the world, I didn’t have to get thrown behind bars and watch the world pass me by to be able to endure strife in my career, and I didn’t have to waste my potential to be able to get to the point in my career where people were forced to respect me. While you were turning into someone’s prison bitch, I was in this business forcing a legacy and building the industry to the point where people could establish their own and people like you could have the opportunity you had, so a little bit of gratitude would be nice to have. I don’t expect you to have that sort of class or decorum, but that’s part of this business it seems. The next generation has no respect for the people who built the foundation and decide to demolish it to build their own, but I’m not going to allow that to happen. Nas might want to do that, Tarah Nova might want to do that, Brian Daniels might allow it, Aria Jaxon might let it happen, but it won’t be me. I’m the last of a dying breed it seems, fighting for what you built and I’m not going to let some wasted convicted strut through this business as a world champion disrespecting everything I stand for and built for this industry. I’ve gone through every struggle that you could imagine in this sport, I’ve fought the greatest names of this industry and remain standing here before you today with victory against those legends, and I’ve won countless trophies and accomplishments that would seem nearly impossible for someone like you to even achieve. I’ve done everything and been through everything this business could attempt to put me through, so don’t you dare mock me in that condescending tone because you simply carry that championship that you don’t deserve. For you? You didn’t struggle or sacrifice, you simply threw your entire life in the trash and then went to the best thing you knew how to do so you could make a few dollars.

You’ve not made the sacrifices to hold that championship, you don’t carry the championship with class and prestige instead parading around like a convicted felon with a shiny new toy on his shoulder, and you pretend to be some special hero different from everyone who should stand as the face of Kingdom. Does this sound like a champion to you? Does this sound like someone you’d want not only as the representative of your brand, but the entire company as a whole? Why? Because these idiot sheep pity you? A champion doesn’t get pitied, a felon who has become a loser in life needs pity. A drunkard who allows his whore wife to sell her body for the next high she can gather needs pity. A woman who is so addicted to drugs that she degrades herself daily for that high deserves pity. If you wanted a handout when you extend your hands, you could have stayed in your sail to get that roof over your head and three square meals a day to get that handout, but this is a business and Jeff X isn’t what’s best for business. I am. No one is going to fall behind you because no one respects you for what you believe you’ve been through. I fall behind no man, especially a man who fails to represent this industry with the class and prestige that it deserves but disgraces it with everything he stands for. For what have you done on Kingdom that merits you being its champion? A brutal clash between entities with the most horrible and destructive structure known to the promotion? Been there. Being victimized and targeted by challengers who hoped to steal the spotlight of the champion? Already done. Broken bones, spilled blood, career-threatening injuries, battle scars of wars waged, I’ve done it all. You say you respect me? No, you care only for you, letting this world buy into the lie of your convict past being shed for a heroic image, and show no respect for what I’ve endured with your words showing just that. After going through everything I’ve been through in my career, I’m not here to be second place. I’m not here to let someone else reap the rewards while I stand behind them in this business, I’m here to remain as the greatest wrestler in the entire world that any company could ever hope to have on their payroll. I have no intention of supporting you and standing behind you because you may believe you have done more than I have to be able to make my name in this industry, but I promise you… you’re dead wrong. 

While you were locked behind iron bars, I gave myself to this industry entirely. I gave up my family, I sacrificed my friends, I renounced any other opportunities in my life to be able to establish my legacy as the best wrestler in the world, and I’ve destroyed my body in ways you can’t even fathom in that mind that has become dull from the constant alcohol you drink. I didn’t do this because I was forced and arrested for mistakes I made in life to make it an easy choice like you, I did it all willingly and gave it with the hope that what I built would create an everlasting legacy manufactured by me and outlast me. I burned everything else in my life on the pyre of wrestling excellence to be able to put my name in the same conversation of legends remembered for all time. I did everything to be able to be the greatest wrestler alive or dead, but you know nothing about that. Your life and livelihood? It was destroyed when you made your mistake of entering a bar fight. Your family? Friends? You were removed from them in prison when you were forced to do that. The isolation of prison? The pain you endured from other prisoners? The mental anguish of being behind bars? All a consequence of your own actions, not a sacrifice. Everything was stripped from you and then you latched onto OWA to become a mere parasite to take everything you could and now, I’m here to exterminate the parasite and reclaim my throne as the best in the world. Enjoy these few fleeting moments you have to be able to call yourself the world champion of a promotion, to continue living in the fantasy that you have created for yourself in this business because when we meet for the OWA World Championship, the dream will be shattered and your facade will be broken to reveal the truth that you’re nothing but a merely convicted felon to these people. Your delusion of being a hero will have been destroyed beneath the boot of a man who can finally carry that championship with the respect, the class, and the prestige that it should have and when that happens? There are only two words to describe the ending for you, Jeff.

Game over.

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Mav. and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Darkane
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 15th 2021, 7:37 pm by Darkane
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There ain’t no moral victories.

Anybody who tells you otherwise is full of shit.

Everyone wants to bail themselves out these days in the face of scrutiny. The idea of accountability is so unfathomable they may as well bear their crosses. Guilt, shame, humiliation, it’s all one convoluted mess. It’s that fear of such that conducts the excuse train that people resort to like it’s their lifeline. They don’t want to learn from their mistakes, God forbid, instead, they choose to avoid them at all costs. The general population is full of cowardly pushovers and I don’t see the guard changing anytime soon. They’re slaves to their emotions and it’s beyond the point of recuperation. Once you start pampering yourself silly with reassuring pats on the back after a shitty loss or a shitty outcome. Once you start pointing the fingers and playing the blame game then your career is as good as dead. Last year when I was dwindling near rock bottom, when I let pissants like kangaroo fisting Aussie cunts in Keelan pull the rug out from under me and shock the world in triumph, I almost turned down that treacherous road. Where I would exculpate myself of any guilt due to my insecurities, but that’s not who I am. That’s not part of my core makeup. I refused to mimic someone like Nathan Fiora, Noah Reigner, Graham Baker, Nate Cage, and so on. I'll face the fucking music over and over again until the end of time.

I’ve been around the block long enough to know that nothing’s ever pure anymore. Everybody has an agenda, and I’m no different. Some prefer to throw caution into the wind while others are methodical with their approach. If you can’t expect the unexpected, if you can’t weather the storm, if you’re not ready to draw from your holster like we’re at the O.K Corral then it’s your damn fault. When I ate the pin at Game Over last year, it wasn’t because of this that or the other thing. I got caught plain as day with my guard down by The Derelict and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. The moral of the story is shit happens no matter what. So deal with the repercussions, rework your strategy or act like a jackass and whine about it to deaf ears. The choice is yours. If I lost at Clash of The Titans, the poster boy would have got his magical for-he’s-a-jolly-good-fellow send-off. He would have earned that right without question. I would have tipped my cap and ground the fuck on and I would have let him have his day in the sun. But I didn’t have to, did I? I plowed through the gates and snatched his little Final Destination chimera from his boney grasp in the blink of an eye. Finnegan knows this deep down in his crumbled heart. He hates to admit it but here’s a little secret tidbit. Listen; you don’t wanna miss this - it wasn’t fatigue that knocked him off the apron and onto his ass on that fateful night.

It was Darkane.

It was me, motherfuckers.

Put my drunken cellulite laden ass on a billboard, slap my ugly mug on OWA’s most wanted list and realize this.

I’m the real fucking degenerate here. Not a seven-foot box-car-to-box-car lummox hobo parody who tucked his tail as soon as the shit hit the fan. I earned my fucking spot. Whenever this ‘ship comes off me I’ll either be dead or vanquished by the better fucking man, there’s no in-between. It doesn’t matter to me which way it goes down either. Although nobody has been able to solve the Darkane riddle for eight long fucking months. Graham Baker? He acts like he’s paid his dues in full; you haven’t paid shit son. You’re the prime example of the “moral victory” crew I was talking about. You and that thin sheet of paper aka The Corsair’s backseat driver Noah Reigner. You said it yourself prior to your triple threat match with Matt Miles and Eon Blue. You show up, you fuck shit up and you leave even with nothing to show for it and that’s a fucking red flag right there. Is that supposed to let you off the hook from the huge shit sandwich you’ve been taking hearty bites out of since late last year in OWA? You listen here Darkane! I’m The Corsair King! I pick random fights with other shit-for-brain vandals and even though I look like I cook meth batches as a side hustle, at least I showed up and showed out! Nah G, you’re the type of overzealous tryhard clown show that cuts yourself shaving just so you can stick a dab of toilet paper on it to make it look like you’ve seen a thing or two. What is this, Statefarm? Is that what we’re supposed to believe? The only thing you’ve seen in the past eight months, besides Noah’s rusted out turd cutter in your face amid your lengthy bromance is Darkane rising to the cream of the crop. The tried and true motherfuckin’ bad guy around these parts. The tried and true negative influence. The Death Reaper. The Hardcore King. The GraveWorm. The Dark Lord in his element. In the spot that you are so GLARINGLY envious of. Besides, Graham Baker is supposed to be OWA’s resident razor-pissing menace right? He’s the guy who’s supposed to break down the barriers for the rough and tumble. He’s the poster boy for the white-knuckled AND topping all that, drum roll please... he’s the guy who gets results.

Still waiting on the results part by the way.

Oh, and there’s that Darkane fellow, yeah, he’s pretty good. He’s achieved damn near everything there is to achieve in OWA in record-breaking fashion while staring his victims dead in the fucking eye. While I Graham Baker, have to bite my tongue and watch this glorified deadbeat rule over OWA with a cigarette hanging between his pruned fingers. Yeah, I beat you to that gimmick too. DATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME DOE! I’M… I’M THE TUFF GUY! Listen here, you fucking wannabe - you’re a tough guy when I say you’re a tough guy. I’m the one who calls the shots around here. That’s my role and I excel at it. It isn’t enough to show up and bludgeon everything in sight. That’s half the battle. Nobody likes dudes who only go halfway. They like dudes who bring the noise every time and have something to show for it afterward. But who am I to measure the legitimacy of who is tough and who isn’t? When I don’t even wash the fromunda cheese off my morbose fucking balls after two and a half weeks’ worth of build up? When my liver is so fucked from perpetual alcoholic consumption Miller Lite is trying to use it as a brewery? When all I’ve done in my life is waste a decent nut on shriveled up whores with needles hanging off of their arms like Christmas ornaments in section eight housing expecting THEM to compensate ME. Only to get a ball of lint and dentures caught on my member in return?

Who am I?

Well, the Omega Heavyweight Champion of course.

Just because I don’t look the part, doesn’t mean I ain’t the part.

Get that through your thick skull fuckwit.

It’s been set in stone ever since we turned the page from 2020. I can’t read tea leaves for shit; that’s not my forte, yet everybody and their mother knew that Darkane was a fucking ripping buzzsaw. It was only a matter of time and I guarantee what took the roster by surprise is how it happened so quickly. I washed through OWA like a massive fucking tsunami. I paved the way and discovered new land for the depraved. I took no fucking prisoners whatsoever along the way but there will always be little ankle nipping shits like Graham Baker crashing the party. Reminding everyone that he already defeated Darkane last year just so he can gain some sort of clout. I’d be remiss if I didn’t admit that part of me misses that Graham. The one who bullied his way to the front of the line and did what it took with no strings attached even if it meant dire repercussions were looming about. Why do you think I robbed you of your chance at immortality against The Derelict? It didn’t bother me that you put your foot into my tool bag. That’s par for the course. You had to put yourself on the map. You did what you had to do but you can’t forget that I have to put food on the table too. So I sniffed out a vulnerability that night that when your back is against the wall, you act like a paranoid crack addict plucking wings off of flies. You can’t handle adversity, you know it, I know it. As for The Dynasty? We were in our infancy. We still needed to come up with a schematic on how to stake our claim over the Olympus roster. So I made you gag on a fat L against The Derelict. I considered it an eye for an eye, as I felt there was a debt owed but I wasn’t satisfied. 

I wanted to be ahead.

I wanted you to play catch up and at first blush, I believed that you enjoyed this ignoble gamesmanship. Then I remembered the weeks leading up to Civil War. I remember exactly what you did.

You bitched.

And bitched some more.

Lamenting over the injustices committed by the blooded hands of Darkane. HE… HE (SNIFFLE) COST ME A WORLD TITLE! THE DYNASTY ARE FUCKING CHEATERS!!!! THEY CAN’T PLAY FAIR!!! THEY NEED THE NUMBERS GAME!!! 

Boo fucking hoo. Shake your rattle. Cry about it. Soil your diaper. Do whatever the fuck you can to vent your frustrations. Go on. Tell me more as you forget who planted the seed in this one-sided war. I’ve said this a million times to countless opponents over the years - if you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen yet it doesn’t seem to register. When Civil War arrived, it was like robbing Helen Keller blindfolded and chained down to a dungeon wall. While The Dynasty devised a grand scheme, The Corsairs hired a couple of back-of-the-line frauds. The mummified corpse of Brian Daniels and that spastic window licking five head Baba Yaga. They haven't been seen or heard from since. You didn’t have a rhyme or a reason, or a method to your madness, you went in there guns blazing. Such a Graham Baker thing to do.

Big mistake.

We took out Baba Yaga.

Score? 2-1 Darkane.

Then we obliterated the rest of you.

Score? 3-1 Darkane.

Fast forward to Clash of The Titans. I eliminated The Corsairs by myself without any added bells or whistles. I crushed Noah Reigner and Graham Baker’s hearts under the weight of my boot like the fragile neck of a hare. Finnegan Wakefield was the cherry on top.

Score? 4-1 Darkane. 

I should thank you for the nutshot heard 'round the world. It lit a necessary fire under my ass that hasn’t been extinguished since and you’ve been caught in the raging blaze as a result. What’s it like to burn alive knowing that this could have been avoided? What’s it like knowing that your tactics have backfired in your face? Or were they tactics at all? Were they excess remnants of your rage, punctuated by your white hot jealousy? I’m taking residence in your head, driving you to the point of lunacy. I have you running circles in the palm of my hand. Taking me out on Olympus doesn’t reveal anything that I didn’t already know about you. I get it though, you’re desperate to get the oh so pivotal upper hand. Desperate for Darkane to grant you the attention that you crave. Desperate for someone, anyone to throw you a fucking bone even though you were sinking to the sea bed and OWA did just that when they plucked you from obscurity and gave you a room service opportunity. Which to your credit left little room for error and took advantage of. Eon Blue independently is a fucking watered down hasbeen. Matt Miles has his demons to deal with, but rest assured they’re mere pawns compared to the hardcore fucking king. 

That’s who you’re dealing with. If you don’t understand that, then nobody will toss flowers on your grave at Game Over when I dump a metric shit ton of dirt on your face. The Omega Heavyweight Championship isn’t a fucking rinky-dink toy tossed around for fun. It’s my life’s work. It’s my masterpiece. I’m not going to let a second-rate Darkane deface my crowning achievement and make a mockery out of it. I won’t let the prestige that’s still rehabilitating, die on the vine as it did with Fiora. There’s an old saying Graham, don’t poke the bear, but you’re not poking a bear, you’re poking a fucking beast. You don’t understand the levels of insanity required to bury someone alive. You may think you understand but you fucking don’t. Oh but, but Darkane! I have seen some heinous shit in my time! I’m battle-tested! I’ve been through countless wars! I’m sure you have. To the point where you tried to kill Noah Reigner. The problem is, he’s still standing, and not only that, you’re frolicking arm in arm with him. You tried to kill the Goto sisters in SSW too, yet Azumi is shining bright on the Game Over poster unscathed. You didn’t get the job fucking done. You didn’t at Civil War, you didn’t at The Clash, and you didn’t at Final Destination. What makes this time any different? That’s the stark contrast between you and me. You find it in your heart to reconcile with your enemies. I don’t have a fucking heart. I’m a gutless misanthrope through and through. Hell, you could argue that I deserve to be on death row for the unspeakable atrocities I’ve committed. Even Gareth Cason alone warrants hell to pay when I turned his back into pulled pork under the fiery Mexican sun. The man is a hobbled vegetable now lost in OWA lore. He’s a forgotten memory.  

And you will be too.

Why do you think this match is under buried alive rules? There’s no hidden message or driving backstory. It’s not about ‘burying’ your burdens. It’s about putting a final nail in the coffin for some poor son of a bitch. This shit is in my wheelhouse man. The maggots, the beetles, the worms, the rot, the stench of decay. It’s all fucking mesmerizing. I’m gonna build a mountain on your corpse, Baker. I’m gonna turn your ass into a forsaken landfill that not even a passing seagull would shit on.

I can't forget your passive-aggressive bullshit on Twitter. I respect you Darkane! We’re cut from the same cloth Darkane! Nothing but a shameless PR move to smooth things over until Game Over. Fuck your respect. I don’t want your respect. I want you to kill me. Because if you don’t, then I’ll dump your body parts from a trash bag into a Pasadena gutter. Alongside a pair of coked out corner dwelling slags in cheetah print and fuck me stilettos protruding from the trunk of my car. At least then, you could say you got some.

You’re not ready for this, Graham.

You’ll never be.

You can’t handle another big stage loss, furthermore, you can’t handle a loss to me, because I’m everything you want to be. I’m the motherfucking measuring stick. I’m not the biggest test of your career, I’m THE fucking test. Everything you’ve done, no matter the company, no matter the situation will be under a giant microscope. Your rabid fanbase is counting on you. Noah is counting on you. It’s safe to say the rest of Olympus is counting on you to break down the impervious walls of Darkane. It’s time for you to put the pedal to the metal, no pussyfooting. It’s time for Graham to rise. It’s time for Graham to put his money where his mouth is.

It’s time for Graham to shine at his brightest.

So I can destroy you at my darkest.

VaeVictisBD, Aria Jaxon, Michael Bishop, Stark, Emmanuelle, Mav., Noah Reigner and Rebecca Filth have spoken. It’s such good shit!

The Banshee
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 13th 2021, 11:37 pm by The Banshee
ODYSSEY PROMO 2
ONE BAD DAY...


The camera opens inside what appears to be an abandoned LA hospital wing. Years of neglect and disrepair has made the building fall into a state of decay. Broken ceiling tiles and flickering fluorescent bulbs hang from the ceiling, the lights failing to shine much through the eerie darkness. Cobwebs and dust cake almost every visible surface. The camera slowly pans around a 180 degree turn at the corner of a broken desk that was once a nursing station to reveal an old CRT TV, which it turn appears to be hooked up to an old camera system board, although the controls appear inoperable. As the camera zooms in towards the blank TV, the screen suddenly turns on, momentarily showing static until the face of The Banshee comes into focus. The camera zooms in closer, until the screen transitions fully to The Banshee, her trademark sinister smile almost frozen on her face.
 
“There isn’t a worse fear to many than to feel unsafe… the home security industry keeps growing at a ridiculous pace… soccer moms and social activists are stocking up on tasers and mace… more and more businesses are hiring armed guards, regardless of the nature of the businesses themselves! But is there a point to this, you’re wondering? Of course there is… just ask Diantha Rosso how much she would pay just to feel that sense of safety and security once again… because it’s likely she hasn’t been able to get much sleep after I had a little fun at her expense.”
 
Diantha, you’ve battled countless foes in the past, but never before have you faced The Banshee in solo combat… and before you gloat that you won the Women’s Clash earlier this year, keep in mind that annoying little chipmunk pipsqueak bitch Dulce Torres practically sacrificed herself to eliminate me, a task that you failed to perform… though you did manage to throw out a half-dead Dulce (whispers to herself “soon to be a FULLY-DEAD Dulce”)… only this time, when you entered Final Destination a heavy favorite to dethrone that bargain-bin discount gangster wannabe Punta as the OWA Women’s World Championship, you instead choked in the moment, allowing Jonetta Stone to ascend to the top… a place she remains ONLY BY MY GOOD GRACES… I happen to respect Jonetta more than anyone else in this toilet, but that doesn’t mean I hate her any less than you, because she will one day answer for her past sins as well… but to be honest, I love the chaos she causes, so why deprive myself now?”
 
“The “Pillars” of Odyssey shall continue to crumble and fall, and on Monday night, DianthaThe Banshee will take away the only thing you cling to: your very legacy! After all, what else can be taken away from you? Your girlfriend Niki Khan took your belt away, then the dumb bitch turned around and got her ass fired… But material things are replaceable, so clearly that wouldn’t affect a seasoned champion like you, so I watched you… studied you… stalked you city-to-city… I know every rest stop your bus pulled into, every restaurant and drive-thru you’ve eaten at… hell, I know every text message you’ve sent out on your phone! I’ve been within the most private aspects… and I’ve learned so many “interesting” things about you, but not even having your darkest secrets “exposed” could shake your confidence enough… that’s when I proceeded to get creative…”
 
“Remember what I said earlier, Diantha? The most basic desire that most humans have: the need to feel safe and secure… and now you realize exactly what it is that The Banshee ripped away from your very soul… I took away your very own sense of security, and all it took was a frightened bellhop, a few hidden cameras, and a fun little game of cat-and-mouse… and how surprising was it that the “Heavenly Lioness” was the mouse… sorry, did I say surprising? I meant EMBARRASSING! Some godly feline you are, taking the bait like a starving fish… had I desired simply to hurt you physically, do you not think that I could crush you at any time without so much as a thought? Well, now you really will consider that possibility, because you now know that YOU ARE NEVER SAFE, AND WILL NEVER FEEL SAFE AGAIN! Yes, Diantha, you may have battled some worthy opponents, but The Banshee VIOLATED you… I ripped away your own “peace of mind,” which in turn now makes me the proud owner of… A PIECE OF YOUR VERY SOUL!”
 
“Can The Banshee be slowed down? Sure, but not everyone here is as tenacious as my arch-nemesis Alyssa Grace, and even she hasn’t been able to stop me. Azumi Goto certainly came close as well, certainly closer than most… yet The Banshee destroyed that “pillar” by chasing her to another brand! Don’t you see, Diantha? The Banshee is… inevitable! But you’re thinking to yourself, “what can I do to stop The Banshee?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
 
“Would you really like to know what it’s going to take? How about instead I share with you what will NOT assist your futile quest to stop me… rationality… sanity… compassion… these traits are nothing more than shackles that trap you within your own mind,  forcing you to “hold back” when you should “attack!” But most people like you look around the same crashing plane, choosing to stay the narrow path, thinking that order and logic will lead to success… but, like you, they are all damn fools, because they forget about the one thing that can set them free: MADNESS. There’s always madness… it’s the mind’s “emergency exit.” Madness allows me to grab the only parachute, open the escape hatch, and jump into the void of chaos, where I live and thrive! Diantha, your sanity doesn’t free you, it’s trapped you into a living nightmare of my own design…”
 
“I think you finally get it, Diantha… In order to stop The Banshee… you must be LIKE THE BANSHEE! I’ve violated your personal safety, and I’ll continue to do so, not because I hate you… which I do, so very much… but simply because I FUCKING ENJOY IT! Besides, me and Karma have a running bet as to which aspect of Diantha Rosso I break first: Karma thinks your body won’t even be suitable for organ donations once the cage door is locked, but as for me… well, let’s just say Karma already lost the bet, because your sanity is already broken, even if you’re too stupid to notice it yet… how, you may be wondering? Simple: it only takes “one bad day” to drive even the strongest-willed person off the path of sanity and compassion, and this whole world is only “one bad day” away from being JUST… LIKE… ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
 
“So Diantha, how about one last parting message before I swallow your soul on live TV? You must be wondering what hospital I’m currently at… but who said I was ever in a hospital? Now this TV right here…”
 
The camera zooms out as The Banshee “taps” on the screen, indicating the TV. However, the camera at The Banshee’s direct location begins to zoom out, although the surroundings are very dark and not yet visible on screen.
 
“This TV is at the hospital. It’s LA, so Karma was easily spoiled for choice when I assigned her the task to set this all up… As for me, Diantha, my final message for you is this: embrace your madness, for you have no chance if you think I’m just another opponent on the roster… because we both know I’m so much more… I’m the only literal monster you’ll ever come face-to-face to… but if you don't think that I'm the Queen of the Monsters yet, perhaps your driver's opinion may influence your own!”
 
At that moment, the camera zooms out enough to show The Banshee outside of Diantha's tour bus, which is parked at the Staples Center. She is also holding a young female by the hair, most likely the bus driver, who appears to be extremely frightened and also hurt, as blood flows from her swollen lip and nostrils. The Banshee leans her face in next to the bus driver, who begins crying out of fear. The Banshee smiles at this, taking out a phone and holding it out while she poses with the young girl who is scared nearly to death.

"Then again, maybe you should find yourself a new driver... this one may need some medical treatment... good thing I know a hospital nearby that's accepting new... clients... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 
The light on the phone’s camera goes off, covering the screen in a huge flash of white, obscuring the picture. The screen goes back to normal only a couple seconds later, but both The Banshee and the bus driver are no longer present. As the camera zooms out, the screen dissolves back to the hospital, where the sound of a heartbeat hooked up to an EKG machine keeps “beeping” in a consistent manner. However, the beeping then begins to slow down, then as it finally stops, the sound of the heartbeat “flatlining” in a single, long constant “beep,” heard, followed by a shadowy echo of The Banshee laughing maniacally.

Aria Jaxon has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Rebecca Filth
misunderstood // odyssey oo1
Post June 13th 2021, 10:56 pm by Rebecca Filth
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The camera is zoomed in on alabaster skin and black lips. A cigarette is brought towards them, tucked between fingers painted with neon green polish. The filter is tucked between the lips, pursed to suck in the cancerous vapor. The cigarette is lowered and after a moment, the lips part once more, smoke slowly filling the screen as the lungs are emptied. As the camera pulls back, we see that those lips belong to Odyssey star, Rebecca Filth. The Gutter Whore is seated on the ground in what looks to be an alleyway. Bex was dressed in a pair of black denim short shorts that are ripped and destroyed and a white, sleeveless Grateful Dead shirt that is cropped below her bust. Her long blonde locks are flowing around her shoulders and the look is complete with a pair of black combat boots. Her knees are pulled up to her chest, but her feet are about a foot apart in maybe the least ladylike way to sit ever. She brings the smoke to her lips again, letting it fill her lungs before slowly exhaling.

“Some would call my Odyssey debut a failure. Some would say that Natalie Cage forced me to eat my words. I’m sure she thinks that’s what happened. I’m sure Skylar will parrot a similar narrative. A narrative where the slag from the streets bit off more than she could chew and was sent packing.

But that’s too easy. A bloody lie.

Anyone with eyes saw a woman make her mark inside that ring. Anyone with eyes watched Natalie Cage try to put me down over and over again. She failed. Had to win with a fuckin’ rollup. Cause she had nothing left in the tank. Cause she came face to face with her own limit in that ring and had to look into the eyes of a fearless woman.

But I think that fearlessness, it’s confusing for you idiots. Cage thought it was because I was naive. Myojin thought it was because I felt immortal.”

A cold laugh escaped her lips. Rebecca shook her head, rolling her green eyes back.

“This is expected. I’ve always been misunderstood. People don’t know what to do with the woman who stands across from them with nothing to lose. They don’t know how to wrap their little fuckin’ heads around a woman who has no fucks to give and couldn’t care less about a win-loss record, let alone her own body. Hell, I give my body up to the highest bidder on a daily basis. Half the population of London have been inside me. Why should I care what happens to it inside that ring?

But that’s what you all don’t understand. I am not fearless because I am stupid or think I’m immortal. I’m fearless because I am living on borrowed time. I spent my days in and out of foster care, being beaten and disposed of. I spent my days living in crack dens and whore houses, getting arrested for assault and prostitution. I’ve been in and out of jail more times than I can count. My life was destined to be meaningless. I was destined to be a whore that either overdosed on a bad supply or was killed on the side of the street. A whore that no one ever missed. Another hooker lain in the gutter, the victim of a Jack the Ripper wannabe. And no one would bat an eye. No one would care that I was dead.

And all of that should have happened years ago. But here I am, flourishing in the dreamland you have all worked towards your entire lives. In a career that I fell into. That I fucked my way into. So I figure I might as well make the best of it. Why live with apprehension when your days are numbered? That’s so boring. No. I live like every day is my last, because it might be. Because one day, I could stick the wrong needle in my arm. One day a John could get so obsessed with me that he decides to take my life.

And then it would all be over. But I’m not like you pathetic losers. I’m not afraid to die. I might as well do whatever the fuck I want before death graces my doorstep.”

Rebecca’s tone was eerily nonchalant. She truly did not give a fuck about dying. The blonde brought the cancer stick back up to her lips, taking another drag.

“And what do I want to do? I wanna get paid to fight. I wanna get paid to make all of your lives miserable. So that you can sample a mere taste of my pain. A pain that would cripple the men and women in this company who tout their own toughness under their lives of privilege and ease. Like you, Skylar.”

She points her finger towards the camera while it still clenches on to her cigarette. Her eyes stare daggers into the screen.

“I know you hate the word privilege. I know you hate when people rub your little nose in the pampered life that you were born into. You can’t help it, right? But I don’t harp on it to shame you. I learned a long time ago to come to grips with the fact that I was cursed from birth. That I was born into misery and despair. I had to grow up blocks from fucking Buckingham Palace. I spent too many days wallowing in what could have been if I hadn't been shot out of some poor druggies minge. But what did that get me? Nothing but what ifs.

I don’t begrudge you your life of riches and ease. I don’t begrudge you because you call yourself a self-made woman, an entrepreneur, when daddy’s trust fund is what gave you everything you have. You were set up for success. Like Kylie Jenner, you fell and landed on a million dollars. But your privilege? It may not be your fault. But it will be your downfall. The thing with privilege is that everything comes easy to you. You never had to fight or try for anything in your precious little life. You’d have to actively try to fail in life.

Me? All I know is fighting. The reason I fell into this career was so that I could get paid to do the things that I’d been sent inside for in the past. You can have all the fucking training in the world, you can execute the perfect moves. But you can’t teach grit. You can’t teach rage. You can’t teach the pleasure that beating the living shit out of someone gives me. You like to be on top. You like winning. But I like inflicting pain. I like that moment in the match when your eyes flicker with fear and defeat. And that’s my edge. That’s why this business has always come easy to me. Inside that ring, I get to unleash all of my rage and pain and watch my opponents squirm. And that’s what gets me off, Sky.”

Her tongue runs along her lips seductively, thinking of that feeling, letting the memories of it wash over her for a moment.

“That’s why our debuts went so differently. We followed a bit of the same path so far. Signed on basically the same day. Debuted in OWA on the same match, where we teamed together and you called me a disease-ridden street rat. A match we won. But then we both went on to have our debuts in Odyssey on the same night. Against people this company reveres. You against an up and comer, a star in the making. Me against a woman this company regards as a legend. And we both ate shit and lost.

But the difference between our losses? It was vast. You were looking to make your name on the back of Alyssa Grace. But after your match. What did they all say? That Alyssa is at the top of her game. Not a mention of Skylar and her future, whatever it may be. And then BIANCA showed up and stole your thunder. Me? La Llarona did steal my thunder. But only after Natalie had to resort to a rollup to pin me. Only after the commentators said that I was the future of this company. That I would be a danger to women in the back. That Natalie Cage had STOLEN my victory. The difference is, people see what I have. No one saw you Skylar, no matter what narrative you write.

I know that I will make my name known. I know that the name Rebecca Filth will become synonymous with power and fear. People will learn that I am ruthless and deadly. I can see the forest for the trees. I can see the bright lights waiting for me. And I have contingencies and plans in place that will make women like you weep. But I’m not ready to show my cards, not yet.

You confuse me though Skylar.”

Cocking her head, a look of confusion crosses her pale face. She brings the smoke to her mouth, taking another drag, flicking the ash to the asphalt below her.

“You say you came here for the fame. For the influence. Bitch, get an Instagram account if you want influence. I have to laugh at every single fucking person that acts like they’re here to build a brand or expand a career outside of wrestling. Only people brainwashed by this business actually think anyone with actual influence respects wrestling. This is the most white trash way to get famous. You think Hollywood is gonna want you after this? You think Hollywood does anything but laugh at the pathetic idiots like you who think this business will bring you fame and fortune? Do you think anyone watches the OWA Netflix specials and movies other than wrestling fans who sit at home and jerk it to this roster?”

Rebecca lets out a laugh, a look of disbelief on her face.

“You may be able to make money and other brands to bleed these fans dry but that’s not power. That’s not real influence. No one with any real power or influence needs to step into a ring in their underwear and fight for what the real upper class would call chump change. Those people you so desperately want to accept you? They’re turning their nose down at this sport along with most of the general public. This is not some high-brow sport. This isn’t fucking cricket. This is bloody and dangerous and painful. And anyone with a lick of sense thinks we’re all braindead meatheads trying to hammer the last brain cell out of one another.

And are they wrong?


Let me stop you before you’ve started Skylar. No one in real society thinks what you’re doing is special. Your family is probably embarrassed. And they’re gonna be even more embarrassed when they watch you step in between the ropes with a disease-ridden rat. When they watch the Gutter Whore take you to your limit and infect you in front of the world. When they watch me take pleasure in beating the living shit out of their pampered princess that they never prepared for the real world.

Right now we are both afterthoughts. Alyssa and Natalie have been gifted matches of magnitude at Game Over and we’re just the newbies pushed to the side to eat each other. But I won’t be forgotten. Unlike you, this is the only thing I’m good at. My only option. You ever hear about the one where the rat eats the princess alive and leaves her family destroyed? You will.”

She winks. The Duchess of Rubbish pushes herself up to her feet but the camera remains stationary, viewing only her bare legs and boots. Bex drops the cigarette butt and she crushes it under her the toe of her boot before walking out of frame.

Aria Jaxon, Darkane, Noah Reigner and La Verduga have spoken. It’s such good shit!

HellFighterINC
Nakita DuBov "Getting a Life"
Post June 13th 2021, 9:26 pm by HellFighterINC
Nakita DuBov: (Talking on her cell phone) "All I'm saying Kevin is that you've said more than enough. For now, I've got this one. Your services are not needed this week. It's time that I get back to my winning ways and do what I do best. I'll talk to you later. Let me do this. Bye Kevin."

(Nakita hangs up her cell phone and tosses it over her shoulder in frustration, obviously very frustrated as the last two weeks have not exactly gone her way as she attempted to gamble and take advantage of an potential opportunity that she had let slip through her fingers last week against Revy on Odyssey and now she has to put all of that behind her as she prepares to focus on long time rival Azurine Vebbins. Nakita, visibly upset, lets out a loud sigh as she looks up at the camera standing in front of her. She stares back with rage burning in her green eyes. She pushes her long fire-red hair back out of her face as she prepares to speak.)

Nakita: "Did you get all that? Yeah, to say that I am pissed off and frustrated is quite the understatement isn't it? So far season four is not staring off good for the Fem Phenom. So far, it seems like every woman on this roster wants to use the six-foot-four, one hundred and eighty pounds of pure unadulterated badassery and natural athleticism and want to use her as just some 'jobber to the fucking goddamn stars'. I should be laying waste to this entire roster. There shouldn't be anyone that should even dare stand to me let alone be able to pin my shoulders to the mat long enough to get a one-two-three. I know what my fucking worth and abilities in that ring once I set foot between those ropes and nobody should even touch me let alone defeat me. And now, with Game Over just right around the corner, I am right now feeling the pressure and on my last life before it is exactly that. I refuse to let that happen. I refuse to let anybody take what I have fought so hard to get back to. It is time that I get that extra life and show that I am just getting started. Fuck all these bitches!"

(Nakita takes a moment to recollect herself and her thoughts as she cracks her knuckles and rolls her neck three hundred and sixty degree then looks back up at the camera with that same fire and intensity and renewed focus.)

Nakita: "Azurine Vebbins, Da Adorkable Angel, Da Hardheaded Housewife, Da Damsel in a Dress, Da Vivacious Variable...sheeh and they say that I have too many nick names. I guess you and I should just pick one and stick with it, but I guess that we like variety and want to have the option to pick which one exactly best suits us in the moment. You know, you and I haven't exactly been able to fight against one another one on one as of yet. Yes I did eliminate you from the Womens Clash of the Titans match and we have faced off against one another in tag team competition as well as going up against that farce of a bull shit reality show The Bob Games at Final Destination 3, but we we have yet to go one on one in the center of the ring and judging by your promo you seem about as ready as your little petite 5 foot four, one hundred and fifteen pound body is going to allow you to be. You seem like you made your little list, you've check it twice, double checked to make sure that it's gonna be my neck that your gonna lock in a vice. BUT I've got news for you angel, I am not a bucket list, or as you called it your 'Dream Dance List'. I am not a stepping stone or a feather in a cap that your gonna peacock the fuck around the Odyssey saying to all of the other girls that you defeated Nakita DuBov. Do you hear me angel? When you get set to cross my name off your list, fate is going to intervene and make you run out of ink right at that moment and then you will be caught like a deer in the headlights, my green-eyed headlights, trapped in that moment, frozen in fear, knowing that there is no escape and I am going to utterly destroy you. I am going to lay you out in the center of the fucking ring. As much as I wanna take pleasure in gutting you girl and toy with you, breaking you down before I plunge my blade deepest into you and put you out of your misery. I don't have the time for any of that shit."


"I am going to spare you of that pocket of hell that I always yearn to send every single woman that I come across where I make them suffer over and over again in that infinite loop, and the thing is I don't want to make you experience any of that Azurine because I have to be honest that as much as I want to hurt you, I can't help but respect you and your little perfect teeth. You really are pretty fucking adorkable. When I look at you, you make me think of my own wife Delilah back home in Phoenix, and you're kind of like her. So much that I almost have to do a double take. Now don't take this as me showing weakness that you can exploit Azzy because I am still going to whoop your adorkable ass, but unlike what I wish that I try to do where I make you suffer as I methodically break you down before I put you away.  I am instead going to make it quick, very quick. In fact, you won't feel a thing...well maybe a Run and Gun, that you will feel, but after that everything else will go black for you. Your body will be numb, your senses will be muffled and dulled, just as I pick you up and hit you with the Armageddon It in the center of the ring, and just as the referee is counting to three, and the slap of his hand hits that canvas thrice all that will feel like an eternity for you, when in real time, it will have had happened within one minute, and one minute is all that I need to put you away. Now that is what I call a mercy Azzy and I do that not just for you, but your lovely wife Nadia, who will be watching back home in Los Angeles."


"A part of me hates that this has to happen to a girl like you Azzy, but after I heard your short but very dismissive words to me in your promo and how I have got to get back to those winning ways. I need this win over you. You are that extra life that I am going to grab with both hands and I am going to take whatever momentum that this match and this win gives me with you Azzy, and I'm going carry it through Game Over and forward. What I do to you in this match will be literally over in a minute. So when you step through those ropes and stare deep into irises of the 'Green-Eyed Devil' herself, and feeling that cold shiver crawl up your spine, know that my eyes will be the last thing that you ever remember seeing before everything goes black. But the image of me standing tall over your unconscious body will serve as a cautionary tale to every single woman watching in the back, as well as to everyone watching in that arena and all over the world on the OWA Network and learn of one singular unforgettable rule and that is...

(Nakita stands up to her feet walks up close to the camera.)

"Don't fuck with Nakita DuBov!"

(Nakita brushes past the camera and the camera operator in their shoulder as she walks off down the hallway as the scene fades out.)
Devi Krysis
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 12th 2021, 10:46 pm by Devi Krysis
Platinum Rule is my rule
Vs. Emmanuelle Odyssey LXIV #2

6:30pm
New York City
McArthur Enterprises
Damian's Office 

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Damian: Oh damn, oh damn. Game Over is fast approaching, and my cilent doesn't had a match on the ppv is concerns me.

McArthur Enterprises Secretary: Sir!

Damian: What is it? Can't you see i'm in a bit of a stress.

McArthur Enterprises Secretary: But Sir, Emmanuelle, Devi's opponent for the Go-home show of Odyssey. She just cut a promo from the unknown location.

*Damian look up the promo on the computer, and his face is little disgust*

Damian: Honey, get Devi in to my~

Devi: I'm here.

Damian: Devi, there you are. We got the private jet ready to for Los Angeles and already Emmanuelle is talking about the platinum rule shit.

Devi: I heard, but I think it'll be a good time to fire back right?

Damian: Certainly!

7:38pm
Devi and Damian talk about Emmanuelle and her future plans.

Damian: Well hello there OWA Faithful and Emmanuelle my name's Damian Evan McArthur i'm a 2nd Generation businessman and president of The McArthur Enterprises. And Emmy my dear, I hear that you talk about my partnership with Devi is chickenship. Well I'm happy to tell you miss Emmanuelle that my partnership with Devi is more..How should I say well complicated so to speak. You see Emmy, I try to get Devi's career on the right track, and it went successfully I mean look at her. She just debuted in LAW and win her first championship, defeated Audrey S. Atlas on the season premiere of Odyssey and destroyed The Awakening at Atlantis. Needless to say that she'll be moving up to the OWA Women's World or Goddess Championship real soon.

Devi: And this is only beginning of the Chapter, while the both of us are not in the Game Over PPV Card, and i'm gonna to address on the next week's Odyssey after Game Over, Emmanuelle you and I both know that we had desires to headlining big matches, Aria Jaxon knows talent, that's why she put us in this match. And I wanted to make sure that i'm more suitable opponent that you'll ever be. Normally I would say that i'm stoked for this first time match but everything you just said hopefully I don't take it under consideration because I always been love by these fans, especially they chanting "Brody Sparks" when i'm holding the Lethal Sparks Championship!

*Devi drinking her water as she continues to talk*

Devi: I believe in Damian, I believe his vision, he'll be a good assets to my career Emmanuelle. And as for Stark he's not idiot, he's a god among men. He's the reason that I've been undergoing to his training regimen. Now Emmy, I hope you enjoyed your mini vacation, because in Odyssey at your hometown of Los Angeles, not only that I want you at your damn best, because if you don't it'll be real embarrassment that i'll defeat you in front of your hometown. And once i'm done with you i'll be focusing on the future, Lethal League, World War Z, etc.

Oh one other thing, you mentioned that "Don't fuck with Emmanuelle" heh. I said you fuck with me, then I'll fuck you right back! Remember this...The Wolf is always at door! Damian get the plane ready for Los Angeles!

Damian: Will do!

*Screen fades*
Kevin Maverick
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 11:59 pm by Kevin Maverick
Kingdom Promo #1

"Momma Maverick"



I guess #YaBoi should consider himself lucky huh? Out of the people Jason Long could’ve chosen to defend his title, he gave a shout out to yours truly? I’m up to the challenge, but first I get to team with a legend like Jacob Senn. The Punisher and I never really teamed nor have we ever fought with each other, but I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t an inspiration to someone like myself. The only thing standing between us and total victory is the Spartan’s Champion Mr. Long, and the OWA World Champion himself, Jeff X. Jeff is another guy I just got to know. It’s kind of a common theme for me nowadays as I’m getting used to the layout of Kingdom. So as The Greatest Showman I have no choice but to show up and do what I do best in the main event. Even with my return, I’m still feeling a little off in the ring. I could still feel the stiffness in my match against Jason Long during the Dark Tournament. Getting through Kai D. Oh was a breeze, but Jason had my number. He met me at every turn and despite some trouble, I managed to keep up. But it wasn’t enough. Jason was driven by something deeper than me. Maybe I’m still trying to find my muse you know? I’m certain to bounce back from one of the worst performances of the season with a better one this Sunday on the gold brand. In fact, I had guidance from the woman who knows me best: My dear mother. But ya’ll call her Momma Maverick.

I remember when Mama Maverick kept me sane during my recovery. I was lost in my head, thinking how my career was going to be over, you know? But yet, I persisted. My mom reminded me of who I was and how much I’ve accomplished up to this point. I knew that I couldn’t let her down. I didn’t grow up poor, but we weren’t upper class either. Mama Maverick worked for the city and I used to make money dancing on the subway and the street to help pay the bills. Yes, I was one of those “showtime” cats. Moms helped me find a way to just dig in and pull out as much as I could for myself. She reminded me of why my family always walks tall in the end. She taught me that sometimes you can’t be too hard on yourself. You just have to dust yourself off and keep moving. Pro wrestling is one of the most competitive sports on the face of the planet, and OWA is at the core. I have to evaluate what I could’ve done, or what I should’ve done a little differently. And as my mind begins to process I can strategize on what I can do next.

Despite being a two-time Cruiser/Openweight Champion, I’ve had my fair share of hits and misses in OWA. But yet, The People still love me. Hell, my mom works side by side with my hype team to promote the Kevin Maverick brand. How many of these cats out here can say they momma got their back like that!? Exactly. Though, I’ve seen Jeff X’s family go to bat for him. His community has his back and I can respect that. When my momma watched me get injured by Baba Yaga, she said it was one of the hardest things for her to watch because she couldn’t help. She blames herself for not being there physically, but I can’t let her hold that weight. Though she wasn’t in the arena, she was with me in spirit you know? Momma Maverick loves me more than anything else, which is something she always reminds me of. Despite her heartache, she took the next flight out to see me. It was tough and difficult for her to see me in such a state, but the support of her and my girl Eve kept me in high enough spirits.

If there was anything I was suffering from it was from how much I was being pampered once I returned to Harlem. Eve and Momma Maverick stayed by my side all the time, making sure I was my best self. They never let me sink into depression. Since my surgery, I feel like I’ve been far better than okay. I resigned with OWA with the intention of paying Baba Yaga back and getting into title contention. It was mind-blowing that upon my arrival I was placed in the Dark Tournament. Despite the haters, I feel like I’ve done my best. I made it to the semi-finals. In some ways that’s a nice little accomplishment in itself, though I have higher aims this time around. I can’t get disheartened about my loss against Long because that’s not what The People want. I have the time to take in what others say about me. Everybody got some kind of narrative going on in their head. They think they can figure me out, but every time they think they’ve won, I come back like a freaking phoenix ablaze. I left Olympus to see what was waiting for me on the other side. 

When I was in recovery, I made space for other things. I lent a hand to various charities and human rights organizations across the country. While athletes aren’t philosophers, I feel it is important to share our feelings, even if they’re a rival. Jason Long might be one of my toughest rivals and is renting space in my head, but that doesn’t stop me from doing the right thing. Momma would always remind me of that. As long as I was happy with who I am, what I’m doing, and what I believe. My fans know me to be a man of action. They know that when I’m in that ring, I’m fully engaged. But tag teams are different. You have a partner to look out for. They rely on you to be at the top of your game. Just like I relied on my mother, Jacob Senn can rely on me. I don’t have animosity for Maverick like Senn does for Jeff, but that doesn’t mean our rivalry isn’t any less fierce. We’re men who pride ourselves on spectacle. Jason doesn’t want a simple title match. He wants something that the fans will never forget and I’m here to show him that he can have it all. But at the coast of him giving up that belt to me. If anything, Sunday night is a taste of what’s to come. 

Momma Maverick thinks I’m the best wrestler in the world. All I can do is live up to the expectation and shake the headlines like I used to. Senn and I’s styles perfectly complement each other. What we lack in synergy we’ll make up for that with our tenacity. Through a mutual understanding, Senn and I can elevate each other. We can surpass our limits and give fans an insight into what’s going to happen at Game Over. In the Spartan Championship scene, there’s no good or evil or heel or face. It’s just two men who operate at the pinnacle of their style. A win over Jason Long and Jeff X on Sunday doesn’t only give me momentum, but it keeps my name up there in the upper card of Kingdom. Right now, that’s the goal. I can’t be just another junior like my time in RAW. That part of my life is over, as well as my injury. I’m living in the present while dreaming of a better future. A future Momma Maverick predicted would be going my way. All I have to do is seize the moment and make it work. 

In a way, Long is right. A match between us is what the fans wanted for quite some time. I respect him as much as he respects me. I hate the fact that I didn’t give him the kind of fight that Noah and Azumi gave him. Hell, I’m pissed that I didn’t get to meet Ms. Goto in the finals. But at the end of the day, I can’t stay stuck in the past. The Spartans Championship is just a few more miles away. All I need is a victory this Sunday and to win at Game Over. That’s all #YaBoi needs. In the words of Lenny Kravitz…

“It ain’t over, ‘till it’s over.”

Aria Jaxon, "The Golden Voice" and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jeff X
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 11:58 pm by Jeff X
Forever After All
Askin, North Carolina
June 8th, 2021


The scene opens up to the familiar site of Jeff’s small, North Carolina home.  The house is foggy due to the homeowner himself seated at the kitchen table, chain-smoking cigarettes.  He’s dressed in his normal casual garb, just blue jeans and a plain white t-shirt, along with his camouflage Realtree cap.  The OWA World Championship is laid out on the table in front of him and he stares at it as he puffs from the cigarette protruding from his lips.  He has his hand wrapped around a glass of whiskey, that he shakes around for a moment, causing the partially melted ice to rattle around in the glass, before taking a sip from it. He remains silent for a moment, until his longtime girlfriend and OWT Spirit Champion, Presley Dawn walks into the room.  She walks up to the chair next to him and places her hands atop it as she looks down at him with a concerned look on her face.


“You ok?”


Jeff keeps his gaze focused on the championship and takes a long drag from his smoke before responding.


“I’m fine.”


Presley doesn’t believe him, but she knows him well enough by now to realize that there’s no point in prying.  She leans over and pulls his hat back, giving him a light kiss atop his head and places her hand on his shoulder.  Jeff reaches up and gives her hand a gentle squeeze.


“Ok...well I’m going to bed babe.”


“Alright, I’ll be in there soon.”


Presley exits the room, continuing to look concerned for the man she loves.  Jeff, meanwhile, shows no real emotion.  He just sits there, drinking and smoking, eyes locked on his title.  He remains silent until the sound of Presley shutting the bedroom door is heard from the other end of the house.  At that point, he reaches out and runs his fingers over the nameplate that reads ‘Jeff X’ before beginning to speak in that familiar southern accent of his.


“This...this right here...truthfully isn’t much more than ten pounds of metal and leather, but it’s been the source of the destruction that has been bestowed upon Kingdom for the last twelve months.  It’s the reason a war was waged unlike any that this industry has ever seen.  There isn’t a man that was involved in what took place in that battle that will ever be the same again.  Everyone from the Frontline to the Ashes, Wolvesden to Shin-SEKAI...each of us will bear the scars of wars and the haunting memories that come with it for the rest of our days.  At Final Destination, I was finally able to put an end to it all when I defeated Chris Sabertooth and Arata Asakura and claimed this belt for my own.  Everything…all that we went through...all the damage, death, and destruction...it all ended with us emerging victorious and putting Kingdom back in order once again.  With Chris no longer in control, we could all finally get back to focusing on our own careers and our own business...or so I had thought.”



Jeff angrily takes another sip from the cup.


“But I was wrong.  Everything that’s happened since then has proven that nothing has changed.  Chris and the Ashes may have been put to rest, but as long as this belongs to me, there will always be another challenge.  In a way, I always knew that.  But I had hoped that it would at least pose a threat.  But nah...instead I’m faced with the washed up champion of yesteryear and the man who’s already been proven to be better suited for the Cruiserweight Champion.  But the thing is, that the new challenger is doing the smale old tired thing that the last man that held this belt did.  Really Jacob?  You want to go after those close to me?  You want to go out of your way to brutalize JD backstage when he’s not expecting it?  And you expect me to believe you’re championship material?!  I was right ther you fucking hick!  I’M THE ONE YOU WERE PISSED AT!  YOU WANTED TO SQUARE UP WITH ME, THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE?!  WHY DIDN’T YOU TRY AND SEE WHAT YOU HAD WHEN YOU’RE UP AGAINST THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD?!”


Jeff takes one last hit from his smoke before snuffing it out.


“I’ll tell you why...cause you don’t have the fucking balls.  If you were half the man you claimed to be, you would have gotten off your sorry ass and looked at the very thing that you USED to be.  I get it Jake...I really do.  It hurts.  It hurts to wake up every single day and realize that everything you worked for, you succeeded in doing….but now?  In today’s day and age?  You’re just yesterday’s news.  Don’t get it twisted Jake...I got respect for what you did.  I really do.  But as much as I appreciate the past, you have to realize the future...and more importantly the present.  This ain’t EAW boy.  OWA has moved on from the bullshit you and your contemporaries have done.  You don’t see Nas and Brian and Tarah and Aria running rampant over this place anymore.  That shit stopped a long time ago because this company hired motherfuckers that actually know what the fuck they’re doing.  Nate Cage, Chris Sabertooth, Arata Asakura, Darkane...they represent what this company is now.  You’re more than welcome to be a part of this thing that we’re doing here in the OWA, but you’re going to have to fall in line behind all of them...behind me.  Because I’m out front of that pack.  I’m the fucking OWA World Champion and I”ve done more to make sure that I can call myself that than you’ve ever done to ensure anything.  I’ve risked everything.  My livelihood, my friends, my family, my fucking LIFE!  I’ve put EVERYTHING on the line!  What the fuck do you know about that?  You think arguing with some nobodies on Olympus makes you prepared to bring that shit over here?  This ain’t Friday nights son...this is the big leagues.  This is where people live and fucking die fighting for this title.  You ready for that?  I have my doubts.  If you were TRULY ready for this, you would have came out and faced me like a fucking man.  You would have stepped through them ropes and got your ass beat pretending to be on my level.  Just like you’re going to do at Game Over...just like you’re going to do Sunday night.  Bring your fucking bodyguard with you, I don’t give a fuck.  I’m not gonna carry Mike or Theo with me.  I don’t fucking need that.  They’ll always be my boys, but they got their own shit going on.  I can handle you myself.  Actually, I’ll do you one better...I’ll take the enemy with me.”


Jeff takes another drink from the cup as he smirks slightly.


“Jason Long...not the ideal teammate for me, admittedly.  But I’ll tell you one thing....the kid can go.  I’ve been in the ring enough times to know by now that when he’s motivated...there ain’t much that can stop him.  Chris may have held him back in his clutches for a while, but now?  He’s moved past that.  He’s a fucking champion now.  And not just any champion.  He’’s a Spartans Champion.  A belt that I hold very near and dear to my heart to this day.  A belt that proves you’re the fucking workhorse of this company.  A belt that has long since meant more than an Omega Heavyweight Championship reign...or an Openweight Championship reign...or even more than a Hall of Fame nomination.  You see, I don’t have to argue Jason’s point, he can do it himself.  If Kevin wants to argue that point, then he can get fucked up just like he did during the Spartans title tournament.  But tell me Kevin...why so quiet?  Is it because you know you’ve stepped out of your league?  The title you made a career off of is now relegated to the fucking women and now you don’t know what to do?  Well sorry to tell you Kevin...but Kingdom now a days ain’t fought amongst girls.  Unless you wanna face off against you’re teammate...after all...he’s the biggest pussy on the brand.”


Jeff takes a moment to light up another cigarette, chasing down his smoke with a sip of whiskey.


“I don’t give a shit how many Cruiserweight titles you’ve won...I don’t give a shit how far you made it in the Spartans tournament...I don’t give a shit how many world titles your partner has...and I damn sure don’t give a fuck if he’s in the hall of fame.  Cause once Game Over rolls around...the only accolade that he’s going to have is being the next man unfortunate enough to get knocked the fuck out by the reigning and defending OWA World Champion.  You see, I’m not the kind of champion that’s here to motivate the rest of the brand, Kevin...I’m the kind that’s here to put all of you on fucking notice.  Take a look around.  View the roster, Kevin.  How many people do you see that have been doing this in OWA longer than I have?  I’ll save your simple minded ass from having to do the math...ZERO!  I’ve built this fucking brand with my own two hands.  Everything that exists now is because of me!  Not that you would know.  You’re too busy dipping out every time you’re put to rest by a hobo or Kevin Devastation’s bastard son.  Fucking pussy.  And you really think you’re ready to step to me now?  Or to Jason Long at Game Over?!  Get the fuck out of here and know you’re fucknig role.”


Jeff takes another puff from the cigarette and smirks.


“Each of you have championship hopes at Game Over...but both of you are bound to get the oh so familiar realization of disappointment.  Jason and I are champions for a reason.  And you two?”


Jeff takes a small swig from the glass.


“You’re nothing more than a pair of defenses.”

[Fade to Black]

"The Golden Voice" and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

OWA Promos - Page 6 97-21
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 11:58 pm by "The Golden Voice"





Ah….Pavarotti. A true genius, someone that many can attempt to emulate but never quite duplicate. One of my true role models, I must say. A man of great stature, of even greater love, and arguably the greatest voice in the history of opera. Besides my own of course. Whenever I have trouble writing operettas for Maria and myself, I draw inspiration just from hearing this legend’s voice. That is the true power of artistry, the power of the stage that I try to bring to the Omega Wrestling Alliance every time I compete. 


But you people don’t see me that way, do you? You see me as a joke! You see me as a foolish nobody who can’t wrestle, who is useless, who Moongoose McQueen berated in his will. I’m nothing more than a mere stand-in for this MAELSTROM fellow that was so fearsome and so powerful he never achieved anything of note. You know who has achieved something of note, yes? I, Kenneth Ishikari, have! Even though the expedition of the Good Kenneth Company failed to obtain the grand prize at the B.O.B. “Games”, we did obtain the Keys to the Kingdom. Hmph. I obtained them and should be allowed to reap the rewards for them, but according to the instructions of that oaf who runs this place we technically share the prize. What I do NOT have to share with that sadistic serpent is the fact that with my help, Jodan triumphed against the tag team champions of OWA in our last Kingdom appearance. 


Let me repeat for those of you who are hard of hearing or still continue to believe that Shin-SEKAI is deteriorated, a spent force: 


The last time I wrestled, the team that I spearheaded defeated the Tag Team Champions of the World.


It’s of no surprise that they want to come to the ring and survey our next match then. They’re angry, upset, disappointed that the force that everyone thought was dead, that up until a few weeks ago I was eager to branch out from, defeated them. AR-15 was made up of small, poorly-equipped women. Revy had the spirit and April may have had the ability, but the odds of them winning that match where these two Catamites won the tag championships were far too long, even for them. But now they will soon enough come face to face with new challengers more than capable of beating them when it counts.


I’m sure most of you are not thinking of me and the young Jo, are you? You’re thinking of Team Starburst, this new uint that seems to be looking to make a great impact in the division themselves. I do recognize one of them….


MYOJIN! I have waited long for this day. I remember hearing your name, seeing your flamboyant and blatantly provocative attire and style. I remember the greatest insult that was ever levied in WrestleWorld’s locker room towards me. I was told, by multiple members of that horrid pace, that YOU WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN in the federation! Do you know how much those sorts of comments wounded me, you pederast!? I have heard the standard fare about my wardrobe, which is more expensive than anything most of the people who insult me will ever own. Georgino Armani has designed my attire, made from the finest quality fabrics and built for my refined fashion palette. 


I hear insults quite a bit from people like you and in many cases they bother me but in this instance….I don’t feel bothered. I don’t feel the usual rage. I simply smile. Why? Because I have a chance to prove you wrong and make you eat the very sour words you decided to serve to me. Underneath the fine clothing, the caring and doting attitude towards my beautiful muse Maria….there’s an actual athlete there. I have no barbaric warrior’s pride and some of the fighting spirit and Nihonjin poraidoh that perverts and heretics like the Black Sun would employ, but I do have a restrained, gentlemanly sense of being a sportsman. Victories and defeats matter more intensely to me than people can possibly imagine. You being a fellow martial artist surely understand, yes? 


Now, I don’t know this Savannah Sunshine at all. But I know someone who has grown quite familiar over the years: one April Song. And her review of you wasn’t in particularly glowing terms, miss. Especially as it pertains to being in tag teams. Failure after failure, break up after break up, missed opportunity upon missed opportunity. You go through tag partners like Broadway thespians go through wardrobe changes during a performance. I’m sure you’ve gone through some extensive trust-building exercises with Myojin, but what does that matter? I never particularly have been fond of having partners, but Jo and I coexist long enough to get things done. Who cares if we aren’t the greatest of friends? Actual talent, actual ability, and the proper complimentation of one man’s abilities with another’s are the essence of tag team wrestling. You’ve been working on your chemistry and that’s lovely, but nobody else cares unless you can perform when it matters. I refuse to accept advice on how to form a team bond from someone who spends more time fighting former teammates than actually building successful partnerships that can stand the test of time. You have children, I’ve been told. Now would be a good time to just cancel this match and go tend to them. I do not take much pleasure in competing against a woman and I certainly don’t want to send you back to your own child crying in shame. If you continue with your impertinence and show up for Kingdom, well, everything that happens is completely of your own doing. 


 It seems to be forgotten in this world that my legs and kicks should be feared as any strike or hold in professional wrestling. Now would be a good time to remind you, and the champions that the anime boy and I defeated, of that. And so, I shall. With the presence of a Bernini sculpture, I will put together another masterpiece with my Thunderous Kicks. Jo will be there too, doing his part, that brave young amateur. But, because he teams with me, because he’s willing to learn from me, he will prove that he is not out of his depth in a contest like this. 


There is no escape from the future and what it holds for us all. What it holds for you two unfortunate souls is a defeat, and what it holds for Shin-SEKAI is another glorious day of victory and a chance to revive the standard that was once set. I was not here when MoonGoose captured the World Championship or when April challenged for Odyssey’s top prize. I did not have the debut of the Monster known as Maelstrom who brought carnage upon this world. All of you see me as nothing, a joke, a whipping boy.


This will change. This has changed. And the two of you will be made to bow and cower before Shin-SEKAI’s unstoppable might. You will pray to me, who you shall refer to henceforth as Your Excellency, for forgiveness for the sacrilege you have spoken.

And I will forgive you, for I am a merciful, kind man.

The Banshee has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mav.
| ICON LIVING | KINGDOM #71 | 001 |
Post June 11th 2021, 11:19 pm by Mav.
With the opening camera shot finding us inside of the Immortality School of Wrestling -- a home stay for Jason’s teaching of the sport of professional wrestling -- we’ve found ourselves with the brand new OWA Spartan Champion inside of the ring and sharing the ring with him was the Omega Wrestling Tomorrow star, Nathan O’Connor. Nathan was preparing for his first Uprising event, treating it as if he was preparing for his first wrestling match. For the younger brother of the family, this wasn’t just any event- but his first championship match. He knew the stakes ahead, along with Jason but after a good amount of championship reigns, they don’t come as stressful as the first.

“Do you need five minutes?”

“No, I don’t need five minutes,” said the out-of-breath youngster. “I’m not fuckin’ stopping!”

A chuckle came from Jason as he gently shook his head, “...of course you don’t.”

Of course, he was as stubborn as his brother. Jason awaited for Nathan to rise to his feet and almost seemed to be scouting him, a Superkick right to the shins brought Nathan to his knees and Jason found himself backed up into the corner and watching his brother struggle- but even he begins to hesitate to hit, what could easily be, the final blow to end this ‘sparring session’ between the two siblings.

“You’re hurt, Nathan. We’ll continue this tomorrow-”

“FUCKIN’ HIT ME!” Nathan almost screams at the top of his lungs, pleading for his brother to put him down for good. “You won’t fuckin’ hit me, man. You just won’t fuckin’ hit me. Why won’t you fuckin’ hit me, Jay? I want you to prove to me that I ain’t strong enough for this ladder match! I just want to prove myself but you keep fuckin’ hesitating. JUST STOP HESITATING!

“No.”

Kneeling there, looking up to his brother and pleading- and all he got was a no? Nathan might not have looked disgusted but deep down inside, he felt disgusted that his brother had gone soft. No rugged edges to how he once trained him to be, it’s all a brand new feel to him, and it’s just not the same anymore to Nathan. He clearly wanted the rough-played Jason back. Nathan slowly brought himself up to his feet, staggering a bit but still finding his balance, sweat profusely dripping from his head and then down his body. Nathan looked dead, but the death stare he gave Jason as he fell back into the corner and sat there- it didn’t seem like him at all.

“What do you mean no?”

“I said what I said, can’t you understand that?” Jason questioned his brother, who took a few steps closer. “This is just to see how far I can push you and judging by the fact you’re breathing heavily and barely able to stand, it doesn’t seem like a whole lot. Wearing yourself too thin for nothing.”

“I’m trying to keep to your level. To your intensity.”

“Not everyone can be like me, Nathan. I’m aware of that myself because I hold a different kind of intensity that nobody can bring onto themselves.” Once again, Jason shook his head. “I make people become worn out, much like you have been for the past five minutes, and that’s when I strike and make shit work. That’s why I became the man I am, but you don’t want to follow in my footsteps and you want to create your own story, I understand that a whole lot.”

“...but?”

“But you keep forcing my own mindset onto yourself. You’re not me. I’m not you. We’re our own flesh and blood, the same as one another, equal if you will- but that doesn’t make us identical and it doesn’t make us the same thing.” There’s a bit of a sigh coming from Jason. “I just want you to see yourself become a star by being your own person. By being who you are. By being Nathan O’Connor. I know that ladder match is going to be a fuckin’ pain in the ass but don’t kill yourself for the sake ‘of gaining the advantage’, because I know Mike will tell you the same fuckin’ thing.”

There’s a slight smile growing on Nathan’s face.

“I had no intention to either,” Nathan exclaimed. “I’ve seen the shit you’ve done to yourself-”

“-and how it almost fuckin’ killed me every time? Yeah. Shit doesn’t fuckin’ work out every time.”

“All I want coming out of this match is namesake and a championship.”

“High hopes for your first pay-per-view match, Nate. I’m sure you’ve got the name sake because of who’s watching over you and who’s making sure your in-ring talent is up to date. Championships, however, are a different slice of the cake.” There’s a slight chuckle from Jason. “I never won my first within a span of a month, it took me longer. If you don’t win it the first time, don’t kick yourself over it. Pick yourself up and try again. But I hope to see you do everything right and be the one who comes out on top. I’ll be watching, for sure, because I have faith in you, Nathan. This whole school has faith in you.”

“I’ll be putting them down then?”

“You won’t. I promise.”

“I just-”

Jason stood back up to his feet and walked over to his brother, gently placing his hands on his shoulders and looking at his younger sibling into his eyes.

“I promise you that,” he exclaimed. “You won’t make anyone upset. No matter what happens, you’ll be making us proud.”

Nathan, though seemingly more alive than how he felt five minutes ago, tries to keep the smile back but can’t help but to break it. A brotherly hug between the two finally gives them the moment that they needed. All of the stress that Nathan was slowly experiencing? Jason felt the same thing when he was first beginning to wrestle, and he knew exactly what he was going through, he knew the same thought process that was there in his mind. The King was confident in The Prince to continue the heritage of the family name, he was confident in bringing himself into the same era as his brother.

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I’m sick of your shit, not gonna lie.

I’ve been around for what- maybe over a year or so? Throughout that year, I’ve always heard about The Iconic One in Jacob Senn, and how he’s this legend of the sport that nobody seems to be able to put down for good, and it makes me laugh when I see people say that because -- when I see that man that people claim is a ‘legend’, I don’t see anything legendary about him. Sure, you might bring up his past because some of these people have been watching him for years but when you see Jacob Senn now? Of course, that’s not the same man as before. I’m not going to stand here and tell you all the good things that Jacob has done in his career, because I don’t need to lecture you in the whole plethora of things he’s been doing, but what I can tell you is what I already know and considering what I’ve seen in Wrestleworld, in Strong Style Wrestling, and even here in Omega Wrestling Alliance. Senn is fuckin’ washed, man. Here y'all are defending this man to the moon, but you’re all as fucking dumb as I thought. Silly shit when I think about it.

Would ‘being washed' even be the right term for you, Senn? I think that’s a disrespectful statement to the term itself rather than it being disrespectful to you. All you’ve done in the past year was carry the name of The Phantom Troupe before John Doe came along and shat all over the name entirely that you had to scrap the whole thing and become ‘The Dynasty’ and even then, they’re showing cracks already. You won the Wrestleworld Shogun Championship? Nice, Senn, tell someone who cares like… I don’t fucking know. Who even cares about Wrestleworld other than those who shit on it from time to time? You might be a legend in the eyes of those, but to us -- the new ‘kids on the block’ -- you ain’t fuckin’ shit and it’ll be very clear when it comes down to Jeff kicking your fuckin’ arse at Game Over.

I know y’all expect the same for Kevin Maverick but I have more respect for Kevin Maverick than what I have for Jacob Senn, because I know that Kevin can give me the clean fight and he did during the Dark Kingdom Tournament. When I came out to get my own challenger, I knew there could be only one man that I could face because just passing you by in the Dark Kingdom Tournament wasn’t enough, I needed a true and good fuckin’ match with you. I needed to make sure that I gave you the same fight that I gave Noah and the same fight I gave Azumi. You seemed to have been the weaker of the three matches I had. I’m not gonna let that down. A match between the two of us has been something that fans have been hyping up for the better part of a year and a half. ‘Maverick vs Maverick’, we’ve brought it up before and we don’t need to bring it up again.

Though, I will say, I’m not going to stand here and talk into this microphone and tell you everything I need to tell you about yourself because to be frank. I’d rather save that for Game Over. I’d rather save all of that for Game Over, but just let yourself know that I didn’t pick you out in spite of you being the weaker of the three matches, Kevin. I picked you because I wanted a real fight between you. I wanted you and myself. One on one. No bullshit about it. The OWA Spartans Championship up for grabs as well. On a big stage, Kevin, I outperform everyone. So many examples of this that you could find, even in win or at a loss, I always outshine whoever steps in the ring with me. I hope you’re ready though, Kevin. I really do. I don’t want you wasting this moment, I need this moment- this match more than you might think. For proving ground, I will take anything I can put my fuckin’ hands on.

I team with a brother in arms with Jeff, and although throughout the last season we never saw eye to eye, this time it’s different. I might not be Frontline, but you might as well connect me to them, but I’m a Mafia bastard through the veins and I’m looking to fuckin’ kill someone. I’ve been waiting to prove myself as a champion because everyone seems to doubt my reign before I could even get my feet off the ground. I stand my ground every fuckin’ night and every fuckin’ week that there is. I will bleed for this championship, no matter what. I will run through the gauntlet for this championship, no matter what. I will cut through anyone who dares to doubt me and who I am as a person. Jacob Senn, Kevin Maverick, y’all are on the chopping block. Y’all put yourselves there. Y’all made yourselves that kind of person.

Here in Season Four, there is nobody holding me back like there was when it was The Ashes of The Wake and Havoc brainwashing me to do his fuckin’ dirty work. I told you I’ll come back from the dead stronger than before and look at me -- your OWA Spartans Champion and the claimed-to-be Best Bout Machine -- and I didn’t need Jacob Senn or Kevin Maverick to make that happen. When the match ends, and the bell has rung, I will have out-finessed The Greatest Showman. I will have out-gunned the Indestructible. And I’d have given you a reason to be in the fuckin’ main event again becuase clearly, without me…

You’ll never be here again.

Aria Jaxon and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

MYŌJIN
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 11:12 pm by MYŌJIN
XOXO ~Consistency~ XOXO

Let’s talk about consistency, darlings.

That is a very important thing to have within this sport of professional wrestling. In order to get anywhere, you have to be consistently the best that you can be. There’s always someone that’s hungry for your spot, and you have to be on your A-game once you start crawling higher and higher toward that glass ceiling, that brass ring. If you really want to become the greatest and the top wrestler of ANY place in the world, you always have to push yourself further and give 110%- no matter the hiccups, no matter the obstacles.

Me? Well, I’ve been getting better and better everyday. I’m about to win the X*Crown in XHF, I’m going to earn number one contendership for the X-Factor title in Project: Honor, I’m GOING to win the round robin tournament in NLW.

And as for here? I can say factually that I’ve been consistent as HELL here, sweethearts. With only one loss via pinfall to my run here, it was merely only inevitable that I’d be competing for a title here eventually. And I can definitely say the same for Savannah, who’s been killing it- win or loss here since her return.

So, are you all starting to believe the words coming out of my pretty mouth? Are you now starting to get it?

You’d think that after every match I’ve had, after every time I’ve been underestimated and thought of anything less than a threat- a lot of the people I wrestle would start to realize that I’m not fucking playing around. Yet it seems that exact opposite, every opponent that I face tends to put themselves in the same position over and over again- and I simply capitalize on those fatal mistakes.

It’s almost like… everything that I say becomes true. It’s almost like I’m not just a pretty face or like any other wrestler in this promotion.

In case any of you have forgotten, I’m MYOJIN. And I can assure you- I will be a champion here sooner than you realize.

I meant every single thing that I said leading up to the last Atlantis show where I faced Rebecca Filth. She called me mediocre, she was so sure of herself and her capabilities because she was a big deal in Kingdom Pro. When she came to the match, she was just so sure that she would win her debut all the while looking down at me- And guess what happened? That former Kingdom Pro Champion ended up sprawled on the mat, out cold, while I stood with my hand held by the referee. You see, whenever some of these other wrestlers with their heads too high in the clouds cross paths with me- they end up having a very, very harsh reality check. I’m not Ryo Sakazaki, I’m not some simple run of the mill wrestler- no, I’m the number ONE upcoming wrestler in OWA.

I meant it when I said this season would be the Shining Star’s season. That I was going to make the most out of every single opportunity that I’m given until management sees that I’m worth every penny that they signed yours truly for.

But now that I’m done raining on overconfident bitches’ parades for now, my lovely tag partner, Savannah, and I have our first match together in months against… a Great Value version of me and his wannabe Terminator buddy. Oh, and with the clowns that are our OWA Tag Team Champions on commentary. Now, this? Should be interesting.

This’ll be a great warmup before we get our hands on the tag champions that we’ve already beat before- but I don’t want to get off track.

Jojo, honey, did you get your entire personality from a bunch of 80s anime and manga? I can’t tell what’s worse than the frizzy mop hair that looks like it hasn’t been washed or groomed in weeks, the glasses that you more than likely bought from Payless or the fact that you think being a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure fan makes you actually intimidating.

This is coming from the wrestler with an actual fashion sense, you look and sound like a fucking incel who’s spent most of his time on Reddit trying to figure out how to appear cool and intimidating, you honestly seem the type to actually believe in that Alpha male shit. If it weren’t for the fact that you might be the biggest goofball I’ve run into yet, and that’s saying a LOT considering that your partner is Kenneth Ishikari, you’d just be another wannabe tough boy who thinks a leather jacket instantly makes him scary. You’re strong, I’ll give you that- but that doesn’t really scare me or Savannah.

Kenneth? I’m curious, did you buy that costume of yours from Party City? Dude, how old are you anyways? You simultaneously look like someone’s father who’s going through a midlife crisis or a J-Pop stan at a convention, all you’re missing is a body pillow of that lady that accompanies you everywhere you go. Babe, this isn’t 2008, that fringe hairstyle isn’t cute anymore.

I have to give you two one thing though: at least your horrible taste in clothing and style makes you actually interesting, unlike Miltiades who’s literally just ‘ripped white boy #530’ with his pasty friend who seems to have not seen a gym in EONS.

I don’t even know why Ishikari is anywhere near the title picture anymore, didn’t you get beat by those two little shits last season?

Doesn’t really matter though. I’m sure you two are a decent tag team, well… not really, but even if you were- That wouldn’t change much, because you’re facing Team Starburst.

Sure, Savannah and I have only teamed up officially once- but after working together in the BOB Games? We’ve spent months of our free time growing as a team. Training together, sparring, learning each other’s strengths and building our trust between each other. We’ve been making an effort to TRULY become a team, not just two random people paired together- which is pretty much what you two and the champions are. She’s going to knock you out, and I’m going to tap you out.

And as for Dampshaw and Miltiades? I’m glad that you two will have a front row to preview what's going to happen to the BOTH of you when we take those tag titles. You can attempt to intimidate us as much as you want, try any mind games you feel like, but we all know the truth- and that’s we beat your sorry asses before and we’re going to do the exact same again- and there’s just simply not a thing you can do about it, sorry- not sorry.

Just like I said, this is a warmup- and Team Starburst is going to remind everyone just how consistent we are at being the BEST thing going in this division.

Until then? I’m just going to figure out what shade of lipstick will match the outfit I’m going to break one of your arms in.

Aria Jaxon and "The Golden Voice" have spoken. It’s such good shit!

TTtheT
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 10:46 pm by TTtheT
All I can do is fight and scrape. Some people have been calling me directionless. After all this talk of a new Noah Quinn, a reinvigorated star on Kingdom and all I’m doing is fighting someone else’s battles for him. Chipping him down so Fiora can target his injuries and beat him on pay-per-view while I’m somewhere else. Not mattering until I’m needed to do something. Maybe in some fucking battle royal. I get it. That’s how it looks. That’s what people thought we would all turn into after losing every title on Olympus. But I’m better than this. I’m more than what people desperately want to believe despite what it looks like. I’m seen as constantly under someone when I’m a talent in my own right. People look away, they don’t want to acknowledge until it’s right in their face. When the former world champ is pinned clean in the middle of the ring by yours truly. Maybe they’ll see for a few days. But the next time I’m on TV, they’ll go back to their idiotic ways. I don’t expect anything more, but it’s still infuriating to witness how people can be. Blind to obvious things until they’re force-fed it. Stuck in their ways, believing what they feel comfortable with until it’s impossible to ignore the truth. I’m on Kingdom to stay and I’m under no one. And to prove it, I’ll knock off Kingdom’s resident boogeyman. Havoc. The former world champion that everyone feared, that everyone had a scared respect for. The former leader of The Ashes until they decided that they didn’t need him after all. A man that’s still one of the most dangerous men on this brand, but isn’t the same. And a man that’s going to take an L to a guy that people can’t stop seeing as a talentless lackey. I didn’t exactly get this season off on the best foot, but this can’t keep going on.


But I’m not the only person struggling to find his footing. People can have all the talent in the world. All the tools to do well in this place, and it just doesn’t happen how it’s supposed to. There’s someone else there to block them. When it seems that everyone’s cruising by, they struggle to follow the wave of success. I would know, right? But this shit can’t keep going on. I’d like to think that I can’t continue to fail like this. I need to break out of this stretch I’ve been on and it starts with Kingdom. My first match on Sunday nights. People think that the result will be obvious, but I’m prepared to do fucking anything. My opponent can relate to that. But he won’t be the one coming out on top. Someone has to win and someone has to lose, and lately, I’ve been on the wrong end of a lot of close matches. Not for long. Not for fucking long.


The bigger they are, the harder they fall. I can relate to that. The Awakening was on top of OWA for a while, but look at us now. Separated and in a bad spot. I don’t know what the fuck’s going on with Mark and Eon on Olympus, but I’m sure they’ll figure something out. I went from the best Television Champion of all time, and now I’m not even on the same brand as the belt. At least the jobbers in this place can only fall so far. When they take a loss, nobody cares because they’ve seen too many before. And I guess that higher standard I was being held to was my downfall. But I’m not the only one feeling that. Havoc was in a higher place than I was in, and we’ve found ourselves in the same place, right Havoc? But I’d argue that you’ve fallen even further. You’ve gone lower and lower and you’re taking it much, much worse than I am. Instead of trying to rebuild yourself, you’re only focused on one thing. Not even your fucking championship that you coveted so much. Getting revenge on the people that turned their backs on you is understandable, I guess. Predictable for a person like you. Or for the pissed off demon taking up real estate in Chris, that is. That’s how things work for people like you. Things can only go so well for so long. This is fucking wrestling. One person can’t be on top for too long. That’s not how shit works in this place. Even I learned that before it was too late. Despite the big words about holding the belt until the end of time. Despite the brash promises that nobody believes because this place is predictable. Everyone thinks that nobody can beat them until someone dethrones them. And the cycle continues. Isn’t that right, Havoc? But I don’t blame you for thinking that nobody could beat you. It seems logical, right? You basically had a small army. Supernatural fucking powers. A guy in a clown mask that controls space and time. Kinda overkill for a fucking wrestling company, but you do what you gotta do. If I had all that behind me, I wouldn’t doubt that anyone could pin me clean. But I’m sure you didn’t expect for it to all be taken away from you. And without that, you were beatable once again and Jeff X took advantage like I’m going to take advantage. I know you’re not worried about me. I didn’t do shit to you but take notes in a room while Chris spilled his guts on every sad story of his life. But I’m in the way of the revenge you desperately want so much, but I have to make you look worse. Like how Final Destination revealed who you were with nobody behind you. And when everyone left you, the only direction to go was down. And now you’re trying to take everyone that left you behind down with you. Petty, but relatable. But I won’t be one of them. 


I’ve never been a believer in the supernatural. At least not before I signed with OWA, that is. I never had a reason to. I never believed in ghosts. Spirits. Whatever. The shit didn’t exist. Life was simple and normal and I never believed that people could do the shit that I see in OWA every week. And I know I’m not the only one. That’s what makes OWA so fucked up compared to other places. And it made me believe that the shit that happens here isn’t just smoke and mirrors. It’s not some fucking sideshow carnival magic. What happens here is real and we all know it. All the doubters should know by now. A man lost his life in this place and we’re still running without a problem because the authorities don’t want to mess with OWA. That convinced me that none of this was bullshit. It can’t be explained. Something tells me that Kenny Drake isn’t running around on his private island, laughing at our struggle. It can’t be faked. That’s why you held onto your title for so long. Hell, that’s how you got it in the first place. You’re a hell of an athlete, but it was much much more than that. But now it’s gone. Now you’re with the rest of us commoners again. Can you still do some freaky shit? Yeah. I’m not an idiot. You’re not just some mentally unstable guy with face paint, we’ve seen that already. Even though most people wish you were. But you lack what got you the OWA World Championship in the first place. You lack every single fucking thing that let you retain that title after every defense. And without those, you're just a broken man with nothing to his name. Nobody wants to associate with you. All alone with nothing but anger and rage. 


And I plan to take advantage of it. I know how you feel. Outside you still try to pass off an illusion of calmness. To make it seem that you have everything under control. That you haven't missed a step despite missing quite a few at Final Destination. You're not fooling anyone. You're not ready for anything but your own demise. Outside you might seem calm and eerily collected, but I know what's inside. And that shit's not pretty. All there is inside of you is anger. You're not ready to deal with life without everything that kept you as a champion. Without them, what is there? Still a supernatural being? Maybe, but one that can be beaten, despite what people say. It was over for you at Final Destination. And what I'm going to give you will only be proof that you're not enough to reclaim it. You're not enough to beat me. You might be enough to take out some of the jobbers that made up The Ashes, but that'll happen after a loss to yours truly. I can't say it any other way. I've never fought against a force that wasn't 100% human, but from what I've seen, you're not who you were. It'll be a tough fight, but one that I'll win and bring glory to a new Noah Quinn. Shit, do anything you want. Anything that makes you feel better about your chances, and it still won't be enough because you're alone. It won't matter because it's not meant to be. Trust me. I've been on the other side of shit like this and the only thing to do is accept what's coming. Brace yourself. Because I'll hit you fucking hard. 


But still, people say that I don't have a chance for some unimaginable reason. They think that you'll steamroll me because they're used to seeing a different guy with face paint. Not the guy I stand before in the ring. They just don’t learn. But I can see it from their eyes. They’re expecting an unstoppable monster, a force of nature that took interference and betrayal to bring down. After all that, some church lackey wouldn’t stand a chance, right? They forget what I’ve done and only see me as some sacrifice to the demon. Maybe I’ll even get a few hits in, but I’ll go down with a fucking fight. Ha. All for the benefit of someone else. I might not be the centrepiece of this little disagreement, but it won’t stop me from winning. I know Fiora and Havoc are set for some clash in the future, but I won’t stand aside like an idiot and let myself get the shit beaten out of me for the sake of the pay-per-view looking competitive. I know that’s what they want. I’m sure you do as well, Havoc. But I’d rather die than be the fucking jobber. I know what’s expected of me. I know how this is all set up, me in the place of the guy eating the pin while the winner moves on and looks like a beast. I know what I’m cast as, but I’m ready to surprise every single person that doubts me once again. We’ve done this already. Many, many many, goddamn times and nothing seems to change. I’m booked expected to take a loss, to be some filler win for someone else, but I pull out a victory to everyone’s shock. Woohoo. I’ll do it as many times as I have to when I need to prove a point. And trust me when I say that I will. 


Havoc, we’ve both been on a dry stretch, but I need it more. I know. Cliche, but it’s the fucking truth. I simply need a win under my belt to prove that I’m not just somebody’s lackey. And I’m ready to fucking earn it. I know you, Havoc. I’ve seen you time and time again, ripping people apart, but I won’t be one of them. You’re weakened. Like a wounded animal that needs to be put down. And I’ll do it without hesitation. 


I fucking need this. 

Scott Oasis has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Savannah Sunshine.
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 10:28 pm by Savannah Sunshine.
“What are you doing? You’ve been in the same spot for days. You have to get up and at least eat something. Come on.” Sunlight comes flooding into the room as a low groan from the figure on the bed is muffled by a pillow. “Savannah Marie, you have five seconds to get out of this bed before I drag you out of this bed.” Her mother’s voice again, something that causes her to stir slightly as she just barely peeks from beneath the duvet she’s tangled within. “I can’t. I don’t want to. Just leave me alone, please…” Her voice is barely above a whisper as she curls up in the center of the bed.

Worry etched across the older woman’s face as she tugs the pillow away from her daughter’s face. “Honey, you have to get up. Moping over how things have been going lately is not healthy at all. Why don’t I make you some breakfast, hm? Just like the old days.” A hand carefully soothes against Savannah’s back as the woman glances over at her mother on the side of the bed.

“Not hungry, ma. Just wanna get over … whatever this is. I should head to the gym. Get a workout in or something.” She sits up, shoving the duvet from her body. Dressed in nothing but one of Jason’s t-shirts as her mother frowns slightly. “You are not going to the gym without eating something. Now, come on.” The elder woman carefully helps coax her daughter out of bed as the pair head downstairs to the kitchen.

There’s silence that falls over them as Savannah’s mother sets to cooking her some breakfast. Savannah slumps into a chair at the table, head buried into her arms that rest against the wood. She’s exhausted, mentally and physically and perhaps emotionally too. But, it’s hard to focus on much of anything with the week she’s had. “Here, sweetie. Extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra sugar just for the queen.”

Her mother flashes her a grin, pouring just a bit of creamer into the mug of coffee as Savannah just barely manages a just there smile in her mothers direction. Both hands wrap carefully around the mug as she takes a long sip from it, the coffee warming her to the core as a gentle sigh falls from her lips. She already feels a lot better as she warms head to toe with coffee. The pair settle in a few minutes later to enjoy the breakfast cooked by Savannah’s mother.

“How are you feeling today, sweetheart?” They’ve finished eating by now and set to cleaning up the mess left behind. There’s a slight shrug from Savannah who brushes a loose curl behind her ear. It was hard to put her feelings into proper words, so she took another bite from what remained on her plate. Her mother sighed softly, reaching across the table to lightly pat her daughter's hand. “Just remember that rainy days are only temporary, yes?” Savannah offers her mother a nod, leaving them to spend the rest of their day together without another hitch of darkness.

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Tired doesn’t even cut it. Nothing makes me angrier than having to deal with spineless cowards. For two individuals who could care less about each other, Dampshaw and his Clown partner in crime, Miltiades, sure do love to try to intimidate people. They think they’re getting into our heads, they think that all of these games they play are going to deter me and MYOJIN from the path we are on.

But, I’ve got some bad news for them … We’ve never been more determined than we are now. In fact, The Council … And Dampshaw … Are going to have to be a lot smarter than that. But, I understand why they can’t be smarter. I mean, it’s clear they all share the same brain cell and pass it around every so often. But, clearly, not often enough.

Dampshaw and Miltiades will be on commentary during our upcoming match. I know how this goes, they’ll talk a big game, run their mouths, do things that are going to try to distract us. But, we will be ready no matter what. It’s merely a simple game for them and they want to make us tick, they want to throw as much onto our plate to make us easy pickings come our time to come face to face.

But, make no mistake about it … This will be a war. This will be their toughest challenge yet. But, we’re not talking about that right now, no. There’s a new challenge that we need to focus on this week and it’s not Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dumber. So, I’ll move on and focus on the real topic at hand … JoJo and Kenneth. Oh my god, I can’t even begin to- Okay, let me start over.

Honestly, I thought this was a joke at first when I heard who we were up against. I mean, someone with the likeliness of an anime character and another guy who lip sync’s his whole setlist. This feels a lot like a joke to me, but I guess I’ll try to take this as seriously as possible. I’ve never been one to truly underestimate any opponent I step into the ring with.

Though, I’m not alone in this endeavor this time and my absolute best friend, MYOJIN, and I will be working side by side to take out the obstacles in our way. We work well as a team, so well that we can easily adapt to one another’s styles and make sure we’re watching each other’s backs throughout the entirety of the match. We are not going to be so easily distracted by anything that may come our way.

JoJo and Kenneth are … okay at best. They still have a lot to work on still as a team. MYOJIN and I may have only recently had our first match as a team together just before Final Destination. But, that tag team shit doesn’t stop at just being a business thing. We’ve become quite the pair of friends outside of all of this as well. I know I can trust him and he knows that he can trust me. But, can JoJo and Kenneth say the same about one another? It seems unlikely, but stranger things have happened before.

But, let me give you a perspective, boys. Say for instance that an offer came up regarding something special, if it meant turning your back on one another, would you refuse the offer? Let’s just say that if you have to think about it, then your partnership will not be long lasting in the slightest. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that’s just how things go around here sometimes. Trust me, I know all about broken tag teams and … things like this have never worked in my favor in the past.

But, this is different! This is something special and something well crafted. What started out as us believing nothing more than a one time thing blossomed into something much greater. We ended up losing at the BOB Games, but we came out with an opportunity we just couldn’t pass up at the end of it all. Dampshaw and Miltiades have already tried to break up Team Starburst, but it didn’t last long, did it?

In fact, look at where we are now, gents. Right back where we belong, kicking ass, taking names, and looking hella good while doing it. Team Starburst will no longer be held back and looked at as nothing more than a couple of weak links. I feel like it’s about time we start fighting back and fighting back hard. No remorse, no holding our strikes. Just getting right back to the nitty gritty of things.

No matter how many times you put obstacles in front of us, we knock them down. No matter how many times you try to take us out, we get back up. Team Starburst is not as soft and squishy as you people think. We’re a lot stronger and we are not backing down from any of this. So, give us your best shot. But, we’ll hit back ten times harder every single time.

It’s time we show the world how hard we can truly fight back when the going gets tough. The only way for us to go from here is up. Only one team can be the victors at the end of it and I hate to break it to JoJo and Kenneth… But, it won’t be them. We’ll see you boys out in that ring. I wish you nothing but the best of luck, you’ll truly need it.

Scott Oasis, "The Golden Voice" and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Moongoose McQueen
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 9:15 pm by Moongoose McQueen
Pimps Don't Cry


(Jonounchi is in the locker room doing curls and squats with dumbbell in hand as Kennth Ishikari and Lady Maria walks into the shot. Jojo places the weight on the ground and extends a fist pump to Kenneth who looks at it and awkwardly grabs it before Jojo pulls away.)


Jojo: Kenneth! Lady Maria! What bring you guys here? 


Kenneth: Well, Jodan, I’m here to discuss an important matter, because I just want to make it clear you understand just how important our victory a few weeks ago was. You and I, we knocked off the OWA Tag Team Champions!


Jojo: Yeah, Great job, by the way. Couldn’t had done it without you.


Kenneth: Obviously, but that’s not the point, Young Jodan. For you see. If we play our cards right and we beat our opponents this week, we may have a strong case of having a shot at the OWA Tag Team titles ourselves. 


Jojo: Hey, that’s cool and all, but I’m really just trying to focus on….


Kenneth: And before we can do that, I can’t have you embarrassing me out there.


Jojo: Say what now? 


Kenneth: Open your ears, Jodan. I can’t simply tag with just anyone. I need to make sure that my partner is trained properly.


Jojo: I think I’ve been doing a pretty good job as of recently in that department.


Kenneth: I’m not talking about wrestling. I’m talking about ….. The pose. 


Jojo: …. The Pose?


(Kenneth turns his body and raises an arm and flicks the risk as Lady Maria wraps her arm around him as he stands silently still.)


Jojo: OH! Right… “the pose.” Gotchu. Yeah, I’ll… work on that. Anyway, what do we got this week?


(Lady Maria hands Kenneth 2 headshots of Savannah Sunshine and Myojin)


Jojo: Whose the cute one?


Kenneth: That’s Myojin.


Jojo: No, I was referring to her. She’s pretty cute. 


Kenneth: Really? Because in my alternate reality, Myojin would had been the really cute one. 


Jojo: What do you mean in your “reality?”


Kenneth: Ah, Jodan, that’s a great question. For you see, I am not from this current reality. I joined Shin-SEKAI as kind of the variant replacing the one once known as Maelstrom. I voluntarily came to this one and from what I’ve noticed, there have been some slightly different variations between are reality in terms of standards. 


Jojo: So what made you come to this reality?


Kenneth: Well, it was far too easy for me in that reality. After all, I am what you would all dictate as a “10 out of 10” in this reality, and because of that, I had already accomplished everything I wanted. 


Jojo: You?.... A Ten?


Kenneth: Precisely. 


Jojo: Then why did you come here?


Kenneth: Boredom, Jodan. I was bored to tears and it killed any inspiration for my art because all that was left in my reality were failed imitations of yours truly. So I came here to start over and fresh in hopes to reclaim my spot as “The Golden Voice.”


Jojo: I see. Ok, so you are Ten?.... And Myojin is a Ten?


Kenneth: Yes, that Myojin fellow would be quite a heart trobe in my world. 


Jojo: Then what about Savannah Sunshine?


Kenneth: ….. 4/10


Jojo: A 4?!! BUT SHE’S HOT!!


Kenneth: I’m sure she is hot here but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Jojo: Then Lady Maria has gotta be like … a 20 or something?


Kenneth:  (scoff and laugh)..... No, Lady Maria is six is with me, a ten. 


Jojo: A SIX?!!! 


Kenneth: What can I say? Lady Maria has a wonderful personality. 


Jojo: You know Lady Maria is hot, right? Like… insanely hot! 


Kenneth: What are you talking about? Look at her, she’s dressed like a hobo right now.


Jojo: I think she looks really nice right now!


Kenneth: If I was a fashion magazine editor right now, I’d rate her attire a D-. I told you to change.


Jojo: Don’t you talk to her that way, Kenneth!


Kenneth: Focus, Jodan! We may very well be one match away from a title shot. Don’t let how hot Myojin is distract you from all of this. 


Jojo: I wasn’t concerned about Myojin, but….


Kenneth: Yes, I know. You are a simp. Let me handle Sunshine, you deal with Myojin. 


Jojo: Oh thank god. I didn’t think I’d have to wrestle so many women. But you really want this, don’t you? These uh… OWA Tag Team titles? 


Kenneth: It would be nice. Yes. 


Jojo: Alright, then for you, we’ll do this, Maria. 


Kenneth: Thank you Jodan.


Jojo: Thank you, Maria.


Kenneth: It was good seeing you, Jodan. Good luck with the match tomorrow.


Jojo: Yeah, whatever Kenneth. It was good seeing you too Maria!!


(Kenneth Ishikari and Lady Maria leave the locker room as Jojo goes back to working out.)


Jojo: I bet I’m a Ten in his reality too.


Kenneth singing in the background: You don’t want to knooooooooooooooooooow!


Jojo: SHUT UP, KENNETH!!


“The relationship between Jodan Jonouchi and Kenneth Ishikari has gone up to “C” Support.”

Scott Oasis and "The Golden Voice" have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Christopher Sabertooth
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 6:50 pm by Christopher Sabertooth
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Flashback of the closing moments of Final Destination echoes in the background as people rally behind Jeff and help him clear out the legion of followers that were out to level the playing field. The Ashes had collapsed from within and Jason Long had chosen to stab him in the back that led to the downfall of one of, if not the most dominant OWA World Champions in history. The entire locker room was out to show Jeff’s support and screw Havoc out of the title. In those final moments, Havoc knew he had nowhere to run. He rushed in with everything he had for a Dead Trigger but Jeff, with the overload of emotional support that poured from ringside, snapped back with the final X Crusher that sealed the deal. The reign of the Ashes was over. Kenny Drake. Moongoose McQueen. Lives were lost. Careers had changed. It truly was an end of an era. 

We see a dejected Havoc, walking in his lonesome towards the locker room-- limping at every step. His face paint had been soiled by sweat and the battle scars were shining crimson red as he sat down by the chair. The Ashes of the Wake was no more. If he wanted, Havoc could spend the entire week sitting in that chair staring into the abyss-- His world had come crashing down. He slowly lifted his head as he witnessed Jason Long win the Dark Kingdom Tournament to be crowned the new Spartan’s Champion. He saw Jeff X being hailed as THE OWA World Champion as the Black Sun plotted on the destruction of Kingdom just as Ashes had done before them. And then we see a new face on Sunday nights. The ONLY man who could understand what Havoc was going through-- “Father” had arrived on Sunday Nights. 

It felt like his world had slowed down but time waits for nobody. The scene around him evolves to show the passage of time as people come and go. But Havoc is seen sitting in that very chair, with his scars slowly healing. But the lasting impact on his soul-- That would never heal. 

“It’s been months since Final Destination happened -- and I still can’t come to terms with the cards that I was dealt. Not being the champion any longer doesn’t hurt as much as the BETRAYAL that I had to suffer. Jason Long walks down the path that I built for him to succeed-- I made him an unstoppable force in the wrestling world. I taught him EVERYTHING I know-- I treated him as my brother. Just like Judas before him-- He was BRAINWASHED by the people around him to turn his back on somebody he truly cared for. I was unsure of how to deal with this situation. Should I be upset that the man who I raised to be a King turned his back on his maker? Or should I be proud to see him do something that Kings have done before him to make their position known. He marked his territory that day. By stabbing me in the back-- Jason told me that he was ready to rule this Kingdom with an iron fist and I wish him the best of luck on his journey. I haven’t forgotten what he did but I will learn to forgive…. with time. People have been asking about my silence over the last couple of weeks-- They have been wondering why I wouldn’t try to end Jeff’s life the very next day. Why I wouldn’t try to get back what was STOLEN from me. I wanted to get things off my chest. I wanted to take about the unjust nature of what transpired at Final Destination. THE ENTIRE COMPANY combined their forces to take me down. And it fucking boils my blood that the system won the war. They prevailed in the end. Everything I stood up against was laughing in my face as my entire LIVELIHOOD WAS STOLEN FROM ME! AND PEOPLE FUCKING CHEERED! I WANTED TO PULL THEIR FUCKING THROAT OUT OF THEIR MOUTH BUT I COULDN’T! I WAS HELPLESS! I … felt lost. I was searching for an answer for the things that happened to me, but the answer was quite clear at the end of the day.” 

Havoc spreads his arm like an open book as a scripture appeared in his hand. The Holy Bible-- The Lord’s own scripture had surprisingly helped find some solace for the Nightmare King. Whenever an entity far superior and ahead of its time enters the mortal realm, the envious nature of humanity tries its best to consume it-- Whether it be lust for power or greed of mankind. Jesus Christ had once walked on the same land as everyone else and he was crucified for it. While Havoc doesn’t agree with a lot of things that the Bible has to say, he realized that the world rallied against Jesus Christ and crucified him to death. But in turn, he was a lot wiser and stronger in his second coming. The world may not have understood the ways of the Nightmare King-- But they will soon come to miss it and even beg for it to return to establish order in the world. And with that, the return of the Ashes will be stronger than ever. If Havoc had to move on-- He had to learn how to forget of the past and work on his second coming. His ascension back to the top. 

One man stood in his path, trying to show him the way of light. The Church of Fiora had taken an interest in Havoc.

“I still have to deal with the loss-- And the fact that Havoc might be gone. I don’t know if he’s in me anymore. I don’t know if I have the spark or the devilish intent to act upon everything that he had set up for. Havoc wanted to change the world and for the longest of times, I did too. So, maybe Havoc is hanging around in the shadows waiting for the right moment to make his comeback. Or maybe he’s just hiding in plain sight. Maybe I AM Havoc. Christopher Sabertooth might just be a facade to what truly hides inside of me. The devil himself. So-- What do I do? Do I try to fight it and get rid of Havoc completely? Do I act as nothing happened and hope that people around me accept me for who I am? Or do I pay heed to what this so-called “Father” has to say. I must commend him for what he achieved. Being the Omega Heavyweight Champion and carrying its legacy to Final Destination against two warriors like Cage and Darkane is no easy feat. Meanwhile, leading a faction draped in gold like no other before. The Awakening did pave the way of how Olympus played out last year-- But at the end of the day, all his preachings aside, he stands on Kingdom soil just like I do. Without the gold. So, do any of our words even mean anything when the system will act out exactly as it planned. The interest that Fiora has in Havoc is concerning, to say the least. I do not want anybody to meddle in my business. I need to learn to heal-- by myself. I do not need to surround myself with a phony who preaches not on self-love… but craves attention from his followers. Havoc and Fiora may have some things in common, but Havoc always fought for his people despite his flaws. Fiora USED his people as meat shields to get ahead of his competition. I went through WAR on Sunday Nights against the ENTIRE company-- All Fiora had to overcome was two maniacal sadomasochists who took turns in beating his ass black and blue. So-- Our struggles DO NOT compare. What Fiora did was impressive on Friday Nights. His accomplishments do not hold the same value to me. So he can keep his religious jargons to some other blithering idiot who will eat up his false prophecies-- Somebody like Noah Quinn.” 

He scoffed for a moment at the mention of the former TV Champ.

“Some big words were thrown my way by this young man-- A great ending note as well. ‘If Jeff could do it-- so can I!’ Was it Jeff who did it? Or THE ENTIRE FUCKING LOCKER ROOM that poured out to shift the battle lines to his favor? Do you really think that Jeff even stood a sliver of a chance if it wasn’t for the rest of the locker room deciding to wake up finally. Don’t be delusional, Quinn. Or should I shed some light upon your match at FD? Seeing that The Awakening were pretty good at getting cheap victories-- you sure stunk up the gaff when it mattered the most, didn’t it? So strength in numbers ONLY applied when it was drastically in your favor. But-- I will give you credit where it’s due. You are by far the most successful Television champion in OWA History. A belt that I held myself-- and had NOWHERE CLOSE to the success that you got from it. In fact, you broke the record once held by Gareth Cason, didn’t ya? That means that you wouldn’t even HAVE the record if it wasn’t for me. So, your ONLY accomplishment in this company-- that puts you above the rest of the competition was made possible because I ENDED the unstoppable reign of Gareth Cason. So, you should be thanking me here Noah. I practically gave you a bragging point for the rest of your career -- because let’s be honest-- nobody remembers who had the SECOND most defenses, do they? You’re welcome, Quinn. So, what else did I do apart from making your whole career? Hmm-- Let me think… How about being a DOMINANT fucking champion-- Something your master couldn’t pull off without you and the other nameless goons sticking out for him. But did he return the favor for you guys? Surely he could have interfered and helped you out at FD right? After all, that’s what he prides himself on! He claims to have SAVED your career but all he did was USE you to get ahead himself. No wonder he went from being the butt of every fucking punchline ever to being the world champion. Honestly, I think YOU had more part in saving HIS career than the other way around. Unfortunately for you-- and luckily for the other two, you are stuck with him even now as you make your name on Kingdom. I feel for you, Noah. You are a perfect example of Stockholm Syndrome. You feel like your in debt for everything Fiora has done for you-- But all he did was throw acid water and spewing corny bullshit that all the morons of the locker room could chew on. You’re a fucking dumbass. How in the world did you not realize what Fiora’s plan was, to begin with? A third-class Soundcloud artist somehow found God and ascended beyond the mortal realms-- Fuck all that! He’s a fraud! And if you were too blind to see that, what fucking chance do you have against the most DOMINANT OWA World Champion in history? PEOPLE LOST THEIR FUCKING LIVES TRYING TO TAKE ME DOWN! What the fuck are you going to do, BOY?!” 

He tries to regain composure after losing his calm. 

“I am ought to teach you a lesson in humility, Noah. While you were sucking up to “Father” Fiora in return for his support-- I RULED OVER KINGDOM WITH AN IRON FIST! Kenny Drake is in the fucking mud because of the war he chose to fight on. Arata Asakura is a xenophobic fucking lunatic hellbent on getting rid of all the white people from this world-- All because of the mental trauma he underwent against me. THE ENTIRE FUCKING LOCKER ROOM was the reason Jeff won, Noah. I made GOD cower in fear at my strongest-- what the fuck do YOU have to offer?! Do you want to impress your fucking daddy, bitch boy? Step the fuck up then. I’ll see you Sunday motherfucker.”

Scott Oasis has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Arata Asakura
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 1:13 pm by Arata Asakura
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Kingdom #1: Fairy Tale about Little Sheep.

10.06.21 Unknown Location 

* The shot opens, showing a thick book with a red cover that slowly opens up. Traditional, calm Japanese music begins to play in the background, and the viewer has the opportunity to look at a slightly yellow card with the inscription "Little Sheep" in the center. Moments later, a piece of paper is turned over and the viewer can hear a melodious female voice.*

"Once upon a time, there lived a little lamb. She came from a good home, where people took care of her and made her feel loved. It helped her understand that the world is a beautiful place for everyone and it filled her heart with optimism. She knew that in a place like this, she can make all her dreams come true. "

*To our surprise, on the next page we see the main character in tears.*

"But one day the little sister of the sheep got lost, and she could not stop shedding tears. She finally found strength in herself and decided to look for her. After all, the world is beautiful, what could happen? This thought was in her head all the time."

*Another sheet of paper and another emotion on the sheep's face. This time it was shock and something that could be called anxiety.*

"The sheep was walking through the forest, calling out her sister's name, until she heard a wolf howl. She probably never felt so scared in her life. She walked faster and faster, and finally she noticed her sister's white fur, who surprisingly began to run away. She followed her as fast as she could, because she was afraid that the wolf was close. When she finally approached her sibling, the main character was pulled by the leg by a wolf that jumped out of nowhere. The second one was walking near her sister. Finally the rest came out of the bushes. They were led by the one with golden eyes. The sister of the sheep waited for him to come and went with him to the main character. When they stood face to face with the little lamb, the leader said one word - "kill". Sister ripped away her own fur and as it turned out she was one of the wolves. It was she who attacked the main character first. The rest of the wolves joined, while the leader watched as the poor sheep was torn apart. You're probably wondering where the happy ending is? There is no such a thing, because only the strongest will survive."

10.06.21 Unknown Location

*After this short fairy tale, the viewer is transferred to a location that belongs to Arata Asakura, which is part of The Black Sun's hideout. The owner of the place himself, wearing a black short-sleeved T-shirt, black jeans, shoes and white gloves, is sitting near the desk. It is quite dark in the room, but the candles on the dark table seem to be sufficient to see the man well. Arata intertwines the fingers of both hands and supports his chin with them. In a split second, the Japanese competitor starts talking in a very calm manner.*

"Only through hard work can you be successful." 

"Only the right mindset will get you to the top of the mountain." 

Oh, wow, Azumi you sound like a rich bitch who loves to post motivational quotes on pinterest. You are one of those people who think life is so easy, when you have no idea how hard it is, when you don't come from a relatively good family. That's why I don't know where this comparison came from, that we're kind of mirror reflection. The only thing we have in common is that we were both born in Japan, but nothing else. All that bullshit about being gifted and shit? This can be said about most people here, although I would never describe myself with such a term. 'Talent' is just a word that the rich use to justify that money 'doesn't' create opportunities for them. While me? I was just a stupid kid who had a bit of luck, because they noticed my hard work and if it weren't for this, I wouldn't even be here, Azumi. It wasn't like you. My parents did not sign me up for a wrestling school, patted me on my head and said that my dreams would come true. Everything I have is due to the fact that from an early age I was strong enough not to get killed and I survived. Therefore, our mindset is different. As I have said many times. Hard work is important, Azumi, but it doesn't guarantee anything. As you can see, the fact that I did my best for Kingdom and was definitely the best, was still not enough for Scott Oasis to think I deserved a chance. Explanation that Jeff is owed a rematch is just a politically convenient excuse that everyone uses. It's not like the cash in happened before FD. It had been a few months earlier, and somehow Jeff wasn't too eager to get another shot. Of course, this fucking selfish midiot wanted to have the main event of Final Destination all for himself. Do you think that is okay? I understand you've all fallen for poor boy Jeff, but look at it from my perspective. How would you feel if someone told you, that you are not getting what you deserve? It's like shitting on all your hard work over the years. This has happened too many times. Too many times I was rejected, because I didn't fit in with their cracker title picture, that I was finally fed up. Finally, I wanted to change it, because the system here is definitely unfavorable for us. You say you changed it, but you didn't do a shit, Azumi. What has changed? Nothing. It's still exactly the same, but you say so, because you want to cheer yourself up after your average career in OWA.

*Arata spreads his hands to the side for a few seconds and makes a sarcastic surprised face.*

I'm about to get millions of messages that Azumi was the World Champion on Odyssey and blah, blah. Apart from the fact that it was a long time ago, you haven't made any progress here since then. All you have been doing is failing to regain your glory. Looking at all of this, I get the impression that they gave you this Hall of Famer title, because they drew lots, or for some reason you became one of their mascots. You see, Azumi, it's not that the system hates everyone. They always choose someone to represent...who will be the 'proof' that there is no injustice. It sounds quite ironic, especially since you say that Sakuya is easy to manipulate, while it is the management that brainwashed you. They made you feel that it was not where you came from, but your own skills that led you to the top. You started feeling that way, because you were in a comfortable spot, and then you just started to think that maybe you weren't good enough to get back what you had. They, on the other hand, wanted one Japanese champ so that someone wouldn't tell them that they were doing something wrong. Time to break the bubble, Azumi. If it weren't for the fact that you were a good puppet for them, so that they pulled the strings to look their best in the eyes of the world, you would never have stood on top of Odyssey. You're just fucking overrated and your time in pink brand shows that. To look more carefully, your time on Odyssey...This is something that not only proves that you are weak, but that you are also a hypocrite. You say that you always analyze your mistakes and try to fix them, and yet the only thing you could do was run away from Odyssey. Could the competition have overwhelmed the great Azumi Goto? Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to retire, sweetie. However, you went back to the pink brand and then got humiliated by some worthless gaijin. What's more interesting, was your way of fixing this failure by working harder? No, it was hoping it would be easier on Kingdom, because you are one of two women. You wanted to become Aria Jaxon 2.0. Well, at least Aria had something to offer between the ropes. While you? You're just another cute face in the roster, Azumi, who was immediately picked up on a championship tournament that you couldn't even win. This is all just the beginning of your ascent to the top of the mountain, but in a while you will just let go like every single time. You will fall to the very bottom, because you are too weak and blinded by fake reality to survive.

*The man runs his fingers over the blessing sign of Raijin on his forearm. As Arata looks back to the camera, his eyes turn in the shades of gold.*

Your self-esteem is too high and you lost your sister because of it. By focusing everything on yourself, you pushed her more and more into your shadow...you underestimated her until she finally started hating you. Nobody wants to be number two, Azumi. Sakuya was desperate and felt worthless until I reached out my hand to her. I know she has potential, that's why it was a shame that she was wasting herself due to your huge ego. She was also aware, so she wanted a change. That's why Sakuya wanted to be noticed. It was her own desire to stop being just Azumi Goto's sister that made her join me. I didn't have to manipulate her. Everyone in my group...Sakuya, Jack, Kenta, AJP, Zettai got the same offer as you, Azumi. I didn't have to force anyone. The only difference between you and us is that it has never been easy for us. We never got anything served on a silver tray while all these gaijin got what they wanted. That's why you can say, we're idiots. You may claim that my contract with Raijin is overrated. Although it sounds ironic from the mouth of someone who is just another of those full of complexes girls who want to be called queens. Either way, no one's words will change our attainment of the justice we strive for.

This is not your story, Azumi. You are just a background character. You're a protagonist in one of the chapters. You're just a poor little lamb who was unlucky enough to be torn to shreds by the wolf in charge.

Zumi and Scott Oasis have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Zumi
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 8:41 am by Zumi
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--- Versus Arata Asakura - OWA Kingdom - June 13th, 2021 ---

I knew this day would come, something told me that this day would come but I wasn’t expecting it so soon. It’s starting to feel like I can establish myself in the upper echelon of the Kingdom roster as it should be.

Honestly, I’m glad. Part of me is happy about this jump in competition because facing Savannah is great and all. For old times sake and such but with how many times I’ve faced her in my past, it started becoming a bit too easy. I know this past bout was a bit different with The Council deciding to distract Savannah and I know that I could have beaten Savannah without any help, that’s something that I have done before but regardless of how the match ended with a win for me, I was able to bounce back after the loss to Jason Long but onwards and upwards.  it’s time to look forward to the contest that everyone has wanted since I first joined Kingdom.

Arata Asakura. The man who is trying to play the role of a God  Kingdom really does have a giant neon sign that says “Mystical Bullshit WANTED” but at the same time, avoiding the fact that Arata Asakura is one of the most athletic wrestlers on the planet would be a crime. I remember when Arata first joined the world of OWA, the comparisons were made. 

“Arata Asakura is extremely similar to Azumi Goto. It’s like looking into a mirror.”

Honestly, I can see what people mean. The skillsets are so similar. Both of us are athletic gifted wrestlers from the same home country but one thing is forever going to be different. The mindsets of mine and Arata are completely different. When I fail, I go back to the drawing board to start fresh and figure out where I went wrong. With Arata? He will blame the system. The man oozes talent and ability but at the same time, he is the worst representative for Japanese wrestling in the western world. A man who believes the system is against him? A man who believes that he is fighting to change the system for all foreign wrestlers but at the same time, he’s doing so to benefit him and his lackeys. Unfortunately one of them is my own young sister.

That’s also an added factor for me in this match. The fact that my sister is involved in your little group of misfit minions is disappointing because I thought she would a lot stronger. I guess in a way, she fits the group. Might as well look for the younger sister who isn’t as emotionally strong and make her believe the garbage that the world is out to get Japanese wrestlers. As much as I love my little sister and I know that she can be much more but the poor girl is weak of heart. Part of me understands why she would join your faction. So many huge losses repeatedly, getting mauled by Scott Oasis in SSW, losing her championship in OWT, and unfortunately, I didn’t play my part as her older sister to support her. She is one of the few people that I would fight for. Whether she was brainwashed into the faction by Arata himself or joined out of her own free will, it adds an already interesting layer to this match. Part of me is in the mood to remind Sakuya of all people that she could be something greater instead of your little puppet and the best way to do so is to beat you. Showcase that the man who fed her lies and corrupted her heart is nothing more than a man who is lying to himself of all people. 

You and this Black Sun faction, this belief that the westerners are out to hold you down. If this is true, this is your answer to fight back? You couldn’t take the old school route of getting back up to your feet when you fall. The traditional fighting spirit that we Japanese wrestlers are known for. Instead, you grew bitter and believed in whatever garbage you could come up with that allows you to hide the fact that with all of your athletic gifts and incredible abilities in the ring, you lost.

If anything Arata, you need to learn the harsh realities of the world. Everyone is out to get you, everyone wants to be at the top. Every single person is on the hitlist of their foes and future foes. If you believe that the Kingdom roster acting as security was the reason why you didn’t win the OWA World Championship then why could you use your incredible talent to win the match earlier in the match? Maybe the answer lies in you. Honestly, that might just be the harshest reality for you, Arata. You might not have the right mindset to be a world champion here in OWA. I would leave your mindset behind because if you keep it up, there is going to be no chance that you ever end up as OWA World Champion.

The path towards greatness is a harsh one, the world is filled with challenges, and those who push forward are the ones who can sit on top of the mountain. There was a period of time where I was just like you, I believed that the system was made for those who were considered the golden girls, that someone like me who proved their in-ring ability was second to none was being held down because I wasn’t born in America. After everything I had done in Japan, I lost my way and found myself again. I saw the problem in myself and rebuilt myself back and you know the rest. OWA brought me after everything and allowed me to showcase my greatness.

I was finally able to grab the brass ring after three years of failing and got to remind that Azumi Goto is the peak of Japanese wrestling. That I am truly going to go down as one of the greats.

The same greatness that Scott Oasis knew he needed when he signed me to the Kingdom, the same greatness that allows me to stand alone as OWA’s ONLY Japanese-born World Champion, and if you keep walking this path, it’s going to stay like that. You couldn’t accept that you lost at Final Destination, this belief that Kingdom stopped you when it was really your own inability to get a hold of the brass ring. Arata Asakura, when I captured the OWA Women’s World Championship, that night I set an example for not just the future of Odyssey but all other Japanese wrestlers that cross into OWA.

I give them the blueprint about how to work their way to the top. How to showcase the might of Japanese pro wrestling without falling into a dark path like you ended up doing. That also goes for all of you Black Sun misfit minions. Do you really think this is the path that is going to lead to success and will create a greater image for people like us in this sport? The short answer is no. The reason? Look at the man who is leading you. Do you truly believe that he is doing this for the betterment of you all because you’re quite wrong if you believe that? The reason westerners want to compete in Japan is for the same reason that many of us made our way across the ocean.

The desire to conquer a new world. You can’t honestly believe that a man who has his head up his own ass is a leader who will lead you all to greatness. This mentality that you all have can only come from not being able to accept failure and get right back. The only reason why you accept this message that the foreigners are held down in American Wrestling is that Arata himself wasn’t picked initially to main event Final Destination 3, it was Jeff X. A man who never got his rightfully rematch after the OWA World Championship. If anything it should have stayed a singles match.

This message of The Black Sun is a stupid one, isn’t it? Call me a traitor to my own race or whatever you feel like but at the end of the day. I had the same mindset once. That I, a Japanese wrestler am superior to my western counterparts and then I was humbled. Not once or twice but multiple times. I truly did become a shell of myself but I was able to return to my old self and remembered the true way of Japanese wrestling. That if I couldn’t make the world believe my claims through my words, I would make them believe it through my actions.

Arata, you told me back on the first show of the season that the system changed me but here is the truth. The system never changed me, I changed the fucking system by being the best in-ring performer. Instead of complaining that my skin color and nationality were the reason why I didn’t get the opportunity that I rightfully deserve, I competed and clawed my way towards that opportunity.

That is something that you could never pull off here in OWA. Because like I said before, we might be mirror images of one another in the ring but you will never reach the mountaintop in OWA because you aren’t acting like a wrestler or a self-made man but rather you’re more like a whining child playing the race card!

Congrats Arata Asakura, you aren’t acting like the face of Japanese Wrestling like you should be. You’re setting the standards incredibly low for the stars of Japan that could end up replacing you and me. So it’s going to be my job to set the bar back up high. You want to be OWA World Champion. Then stop believing in the message you spread and acting like a God and start competing like a proud wrestler!

Here is the thing, Arata. You’re playing this role of a God and all it’s done is turned you into a man who can’t accept his flaws. Meanwhile, I’ve been playing the role of a human and created a lasting legacy that will forever be remembered in the halls of Japanese wrestling history.

And I’ll be brutally honest with you. Being a God? That shit is quite overrated.

Scott Oasis and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

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Anoder Way to Celebrate National Bade Day
Post June 11th 2021, 2:26 am by AzurineVebbins
A steamy silhouette softly slinks into her suds-saturated spa. “Da Damsel Sans Dress” Azurine Vebbins crosses her arms mummy-style when another streaming session starts.


Azurine Vebbins: Salacious salutations, Odyssey oglers! Dis Monday night a natural, naggin’ naughtiness dat’s been bubblin’ ’round my buoyant bosom shall finally burst. On June 14, I officially cross Nakita DuBov’s name off my Dream Dance List. I may be “Da Adorkable Angel,” but dat “Green-Eyed Devil’s” rollin’ me out like a wretched welcome mat. “Da Hardheaded Housewife’s” tactile tense as ten triumphant toes tame her torso. Imagine sanctimonious Staples Center supporters might soon refer to me as “hometown hopeless.” I’ll bounce back wid bode pollices upward, but for dis fateful flamenco I’m takin’ a bade. Based on measurin’ stick and mass, “Da Red-Haired Levi-a-dan” should smack my sass. She could also bark in boastful banter: “I broke dis bleep.” Gimme every succulent suplex, sultry slam, and potent powerbomb you can muster. Even wid determination deep, DuBov’s one peak when scalin’ dat’s just too steep. I notion even da shoddy shorty salon stylist she settled on requires ample assistance achievin’ appropriate altitude. For all dese reasons and so much more, scrub me vigorously smood and leave our audience booed.

“Da Vivacious Variable” double blinks, sighs satisfactorily, and cuts off the streaming signal with her right foot.

HellFighterINC and Devi Krysis have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Emmanuelle
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 12:29 am by Emmanuelle
Location: Unknown
OWA Promos - Page 6 3888


Sometimes you just have to get off the grid, you know? I compete for a lot of companies and I wear a lot of hats outside of wrestling as an entrepreneur and model. Sometimes you just need to find a beach to relax on, a drink to drink and maybe if you’re in the mood a little playmate to play with. I have so much going on over the next few weeks it’s hard to keep track. Title defenses on tap, big time opportunities, the Lethal League, I could go on and on. When you reside on what my mentor calls the “Championship Level'', that’s to be expected. What else is to be expected, you say? Well, me being undefeated in OWA of course. I’m sure a lot of people were expecting me to be defeated by Miss Godzilla on the last Odyssey but like I anticipated, she got too caught up in worrying about the shit on the outside when you have to worry about the shit on the inside. That’s what separates people like me from people like Bianca, Devi, and anyone else they throw at me: I can focus on one match at a time, one task at a time. Multitasking is for outside the wrestling ring, not in it. For now, I’m just going to enjoy the little vacation time I have left then get back to the grind. These Ls aren’t going to hand themselves out, right? 





She is Christiano Ronaldo’s favorite athlete. 


Mount Everest considers HER the ultimate challenge. 


She once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just known as the Islands.


She is the Greatest Wrestler in the Damn World….Emmanuelle 








And now, for a taste of what’s to come. 


Devi, you’re not going to like the taste of what’s coming your way at all. I hate to break it to you, but your crackhead training and your partnerships mean fuck all to me. The fact that you have a LAW Championship is commendable and respectable, but we are not on the same level. You want to know why? The same thing that I told BIANCA a couple of weeks ago, sunshine. You are only capable of, or have only up to this point proven, that you are at a certain level in the wrestling hierarchy. I, on the other hand, have proven that there is absolutely no limit to my potential. You could very easily be looking at a quadruple champion right now instead of a double champion. And unlike you, I didn’t have to pull off a fluke win in a battle royal to do so. You see, my two victories, I beat the guy who signs checks around here and I beat one of the best wrestlers walking the fucking planet. You are a decent enough wrestler and I respect that you want to carry on the Brody Sparks legacy. I can’t shit on that at all, especially considering how close Carlos was with her. The fact remains that despite all your training and all your sweating and all your crack ingesting, I reside on a level that people like you just don’t reside in. Now, I know this may fire you up, piss you off a little bit. That’s grand. Just remember something:



Heavy bags don’t hit back. I do. Hard. 


You’re not wrestling Sora Todoh on Odyssey this week. You don’t have your friend Azzy to back you up. You’re wrestling someone that’s grown accustomed to beating up people bigger and stronger than she is. You’re wrestling someone who as of yet is undefeated in an OWA ring. That’s me. Our paths are indeed very different. You struggled and toiled to win titles, getting by on the pity of promoters who think something about you is worthwhile. Myself, on the other hand, I spit in the face of people who pay my checks. I cut straight to the front of the line everywhere I go and I collect gold like little kids in the 50s collected marbles. And now, after all this traveling that I’ve done, I’m heading back to Cali for the biggest match I’ve had there in my career. Do you honestly think that I’m going to let you show me up on that kind of stage? When I first started, there were promoters around the independent scene in that state who didn’t hold me in high regard, even though I trained with one of the top wrestlers in the world. They always had a snide comment, they always tried to stand me up on pay.


Do you know what happened? I got so good so fast that those fuckers couldn’t keep up with my going rate. I drove people nearly out of business just with the hefty fees that I commanded. 


I always remember disrespect, no matter how small, and THIS, in my opinion, is disrespect. I have proven myself to be on a level far better than the competition that I’ve been offered so far and it’s frankly insulting. I’m not saying you're disrespecting, so don’t get it twisted, but you’re going to be held up as a shining example of what happens to people who do happen to disrespect me. I’m on a mini-vacation right now, getting ready for a big-time title defense. But once that’s over, and I make my way back to the States, your time as a heroine for all these morons is going to end. I’m going to break you down and show that the standard has completely changed. 


It’s gone Platinum, as a matter of fact.


Hey, just look at it this way: Even after I’m done embarrassing you on worldwide television, you’ll still be a champion. You’ll still have your fans, most of them I guess, and you’ll still have your adorkable friend and idiot mentor and chickenship partnerships. You’ll know what I’ll have though? Another victory, another claim to another title to add to my collection, another thing I can rub management’s nose in until I get suitable and appropriate competition and EVERYONE from the top to the bottom remembers the Platinum Rule: 


Don’t Fuck with Emmanuelle. 


Stay thirsty, my haters. 

The Banshee has spoken. It’s such good shit!

The Banshee
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 11th 2021, 12:17 am by The Banshee
ODYSSEY PROMO 1
Peek-a-boo Banshee

The camera opens up inside a small kitchen nestled within a tiny apartment. A young and attractive actress is standing next to an electric stove, where a single egg lays on the flat surface. The actress has a sullen and serious look on her face, as she picks up the egg and holds it in front of her.
 
PSA Actress: This is your brain.
 
The actress then places the egg back on the stove, before picking up a heavy cast-iron skillet, once again speaking to the camera.
 
PSA Actress: And this is your brain on drugs…
 
The actress then slams the skillet down with authority, smashing the egg into an explosion of eggshell fragments and drips of egg yolk coating the area. The actress, still holding up the skillet that now slowly drips egg yolk and egg shell pieces, speaks directly to the camera again.
 
PSA Actress: Any questions?
 
WHACK!
 
At that moment, the actress’s head gets thumped by Karma, The Banshee’s “sentient” lead pipe, who appears from the side while being wielded by a familiar hand at first, before The Banshee steps into frame, a cruel smile on her face.
 
The Banshee: Yeah, I got a question: what kind of drugs ARE YOU ON right now? This just looks like a frying pan and some broken eggs to me… but since this is a PSA, allow me the moment to address an even more deadly affliction… so deadly, in fact, that it even affects top-notch athletes here on Odyssey
 
The Banshee picks up the unconscious PSA actress, holding her up by only her hair, fresh blood oozing out of her skull. The Banshee looks at the wound, licks the fresh blood on her face a few times, then releases her grip on the actress’s hair, causing her body to thump to the ground like a falling sack of potatoes.
 
The Banshee: NOW THIS is what happens to your brain when you become “afflicted” by The Banshee… Any questions?
 
Karma: (voice-over) Yeah, so I got several questions, but after seeing all that, perhaps the most important one to ask is this: where the fuck’s the nearest IHOP? I’m craving a Denver omelet now! And you can’t eat an omelet without hot sauce, I don’t give a fuck what anyone says!
 
The Banshee slightly rolls her eyes at that comment, before picking up a remote control and pointing it directly towards the camera, giving the screen a quick wink before the sinister smile returns to her face.
 
The Banshee: Don’t change that channel… don’t touch that dial… especially you, Diantha Rosso! You don’t want to miss what’s coming up next… but first, a word from our sponsors!
 
The Banshee clicks a button on the remote, causing the screen to revert to black-and-white static for a quick second before a new and clear image appears, showing what appears to be a very nice hotel room. Lying in the bed a familiar figure appears… IT’S DIANTHA ROSSO, soundly sleeping. Meanwhile, a generic male voice-over begins narrating the secret footage of the sleeping legend.
 
Male VO: (voice-over) Do you currently suffer from Rosso-itis? If so, your likely symptoms may include the following: an unearned feeling of superiority over those whose talent levels eclipse your own… being given countless title opportunities despite others being far more deserving of those same opportunities… living off the fame of a more successful family member, trading in name recognition for actual talent… and, perhaps most dangerous of all, believing that you have any real chance of SURVIVING a sanctioned encounter with Odyssey’s Greatest Threat, let alone having said encounter take place within a prison of steel bars, where anything goes…
 
Male VO: (voice-over) If this sounds like you, odds are, you must either be a Rosso, or you mistakenly consider yourself a part of the Rosso talent tree, which isn’t so much a tree as it is a dead bush, but take heart, for there is ABSOLUTELY NO HOPE FOR YOUR SURVIVAL!
 
At that moment, all the lights inside the hotel room flicker on and off several times, causing the sleeping Diantha to wake up and jump out of bed alertly, going into a defensive stance as the lights continue to flicker on and off for several moments, before finally flickering and staying off. However, the large wall-mounted TV on the wall turns on, showing The Banshee sitting on her “throne,” which is a large, gothic chair lined with red velvet, but it also has skulls of all shapes and sizes protruding out the posts and sides. The Banshee waves at the screen, which causes Diantha to punch the TV in response, shattering it into thousands of plastic and metal pieces. However, the same image then illuminates directly on the wall, apparently coming from a hidden screen projector that Diantha quickly finds and rips out, her anger obvious despite the darkened room, before the footage cuts to black-and-white static, as if the “channel” was “changed.”
 
The next image shows Diantha approaching her customized tour bus, through the lens of another hidden camera. It looks to be early morning, as the moon is still visible, but the sun has yet to show itself on the eastern horizon. Two mechanics stop and approach Diantha, though because the camera feed lacks audio, its unknown what the mechanics tell her. However, Diantha’s face shows frustration, as she walks over to a waiting taxi cab, possibly hailed down by one of the mechanics. As Diantha hops into the cab, the screen switches to another hidden camera. This camera view is inside the cab, and it shows Diantha, the driver, and everything else as if watching through the front windshield. The image then switches to another hidden camera, this one stationed in one of the rear headrests, the angle focused over Diantha’s shoulder, in addition to a small LED screen installed on the backside of the front passenger seat. Furthermore, there now appears to be live audio accompanying the footage, since the cab can now be heard speeding through traffic. However, the LED monitor lights up as if being turned on, followed by The Banshee’s face appearing on the screen, visual graphics of the words “HA! HA! HA!” appearing all over the screen. The Banshee’s maniacal laughter echoes throughout the cab, causing Diantha to instantly become alerted, appearing more angry than frightened.
 
The Banshee: Hello Diantha… sleep well last night? And why did you order out last night, when that hotel has a well-known restaurant that’s got twenty-four/seven room service? I wasn’t a fan of your choices… Be sure to eat well before you arrive to the Staples Center… it may end up being your “last” meal… HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
 
As The Banshee continues laughing, Diantha slams her foot into the LED screen, easily destroying it in a shower of sparks. The taxi then squeals to a sudden stop, with Diantha immediately jumping out of the cab, slamming the door shut before sprinting around to the driver-side window, where the driver sits hunched over, looking at the fare meter, the driver’s face completely obscured. Diantha angrily knocks on the window, which rolls down a bit as the driver turns to face Diantha… revealing the driver to be THE BANSHEE!
 
The Banshee: Oh, there’s no charge! Enjoy yourself, my dear… while you can… HAHAHAHAHA!
 
The Banshee then speeds off laughing, not giving an angry and stunned Diantha enough time to react. The screen then transitions to more black-and-white static before switching to an image of a wide-shot of the Staples Center interior. An Odyssey ring is set up inside, while the arena undergoes its transition to become the venue for the next televised Odyssey. A large, imposing steel cage rests several dozen feet above the ring, suspended by long wire hooks and sophisticated machinery. As the camera zooms in on the suspended steel cage hanging above the ring, The Banshee is seen perched on the very top of the cage bars. The screen then switches to another camera angle, this one directly overhead the hanging steel cage. For some unexplained reason, Karma is also present, appearing to be duct-taped to the cage as well.
 
The Banshee: Do you know what I truly despise?
 
Karma: (voice-over) The fact that Hi-C doesn’t sell Ecto Cooler regularly anymore?
 
The Banshee: NO!!!... Ok, fine, that’s ONE thing, but while that’s just a terrible business decision, there are some things that I despise far more… the so-called “pillars” of Odyssey’s past… Why are so many people stuck on past nostalgia? Do these same people prefer stale potato chips over fresh ones? The Banshee, however, is still the very same thing that she was a year ago… Odyssey’s FUTURE! The Banshee is STILL the future, and ever since last year, The Banshee has gone through great efforts to permanently expunge these archaic and ancient “pillars” from The Banshee’s show once and for all!
 
Karma: (voice-over) And THEY STILL NOT RENAMING ODYSSEY AFTER YOU! SUCH BULLSHIT!
 
The Banshee: Perhaps it is, but what it does matter? Diplomacy is for cowards that hide behind politics and policies… which is why I’ve spent the last eight months taking any and all matters directly into my own hands… the hands of the Crown Bitch!
 
Karma: (voice-over) Oh shit! You motherfuckers are in for it now! The bitch is launching into another classic monologue! Do it up, Doctor Claw!
 
The Banshee: HA! Yes… let’s talk about that word “classic” for a moment… It’s a word that allows those without actual imaginations the ability to “interpret” something from the past as being the “very best,” the “cream of the crop,” however it’s labeled, the basic meaning doesn’t seem to change… AND THAT’S THE FUCKING PROBLEM, ODYSSEY NATION! All these bitches think they’re putting on “classic matches” against “classic superstars,” not for once realizing that they themselves are CONTRIBUTING to Odyssey becoming a very predictable and stale program… ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BANSHEE ISN’T EVEN BOOKED ON THE FUCKING CARD! Sure, Odyssey has gained an influx of supposed new talent lately, but I use the term “talent” very loosely, because most of these backstreet sluts have about as much knowledge about the product as does a virgin nun directing a porno!
 
Karma: (voice-over) Ah shit! You just got GOT, ODYSSEY HOES!
 
The Banshee: It actually doesn’t amaze me anymore, but I used to be surprised at how short and selective everyone’s memories are, especially when it comes to the “senior citizens” clinging to their past legacy, because their current story is no longer interesting, or even relative anymore! I’ve successfully dealt with the OWA’s Golden Girls club so far… but now, it’s time to bring things back full circle… right, Diantha?
 
Karma: (voice-over) Yeah Diantha! You and your non-Twitter-account-having-ass! Hey Diantha, guess what? The only way anyone can see your relevance is to use a time-traveling DeLorean built by Doc Brown! BOOM!
 
The Banshee: Karma… Christ… that was just awful. You just told a very dated joke, and you didn’t even say the punchline correctly... This is the real punchline: DIANTHA ROSSO THINKS SHE CAN DEFEAT THE BANSHEE!
 
The Banshee and Karma: (together) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
Karma: (voice-over) Oh my god, oh shit, I can’t fucking breathe! This shit is even funnier than that time you unleashed rats over that junkie rockstar’s stomach! Now THAT SHIT WAS CLASSIC!
 
The Banshee: Diantha Rosso, because you’re nothing more than a beneficiary of your overrated brother’s name… a name that continues losing relevance with each passing moment… a name that’s becoming more and more a forgotten memory… and soon the day will come, when everyone finally sees you the way that The Banshee sees you… as nothing more than a “forgotten memory,” far from becoming the legend that everyone convinces themselves that you are. However, I can’t force myself to lie… it’s such a despicable trait that Aria Jaxon embellishes so much as the new Odyssey GM... and Aria, there will come a time where hiding under your desk won’t be enough to prevent these hands from turning you into another forgotten memory… PERHAPS EVERYONE ON ODYSSEY NEEDS A REMINDER AS TO WHO’S SHOW THEY ARE ON… THE BANSHEE’S SHOW!
 
Karma: (voice-over) ALL HAIL THE CROWN BITCH OF BRUTALITY!!!
 
The Banshee: Come this Monday night, Diantha… I will continue to erase Odyssey’s embarrassing past, when I cast you out as its next “forgotten memory.” Sure, you may have experienced a ton of success, especially at the expense of others… but you haven’t fought against true hatred, have you? DIANTHA… I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR! YOU DISGUST ME! YOUR LITTLE GOODY TWO-SHOES ROUTINE HAS NEVER FOOLED THE CROWN BITCH! So Diantha, this Monday, not only do I reaffirm to the world that only The Banshee remains Odyssey’s Greatest ThreatI’ll also expose you for the real you: someone that isn’t worthy of remembrance at all! However, my fun with you also isn’t done… I’ll see you in LA this weekend… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA!!!!!

"The Golden Voice" has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jacob Senn
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 10th 2021, 5:54 pm by Jacob Senn
Doubt the legend that I have forged in the fires of strife, you’ll learn to regret it.

Everyone seems to have forgotten the man that stands before you as a legend in the industry that you have taken for granted, the sands of time washing away the monolith of prestige I once was through erosion of the winds, and you embrace that vision of a tired old man who is looking towards the twilight of his career. After Kingdom, did that provide you with a memory of just who will be competing for the OWA World Championship at Game Over? Did watching another friend suffer at the hands of a rival right before your very eyes, helpless to prevent the destruction of his flesh as he bled out, help you come to terms with the fact your days disrespecting the modern monument of professional wrestling excellence I created with my own flesh and blood are numbered? If this wasn’t enough for you to catch that glimpse and the memory to be restored of the man that has won countless world championships and defeated the greatest of foes that this industry could produce, Kingdom will serve another reminder to you in what will be our tag team main event match. You will be standing with the man that has been deemed by many to be the future of this sport, the man who will take the world by storm and claim the richest prizes for himself in Jason Long, and I will be standing beside the two-time OWA Openweight Champion that has been a force to be reckoned with for our Spartans Champion in Kevin Maverick. There’s a litany of things that could be said about this match, but there’s only one thing that I want to make perfectly clear about how this is going to play out for both of us, Jeff, and what it means for Game Over. This match isn’t about the victory itself or being defeated in the middle of the ring because the truth is that no matter the result, the only result that matters is who walks out with the OWA World Championship at Game Over. Sure, having a victory to hang over your head and serve as a proving point to why your fate has been completely sealed for a bitter ending to the honeymoon treatment you’ve been given with that championship would be nice, but it is not the definitive necessity I need from this match. Pinning or submitting the bright future star in Jason Long to show that even the future can’t hold a candle to the legendary figure in this sport that I am, that’s not even the point of this match in terms of what will happen at Game Over. This tag team main event that the both of us will be taking part in is an exhibition match when you truly see it for what it is and it is to showcase what this heroic champion Jeff X has to bring to the table when the bell rings. Every little motion that you do, every method that I can see you create against a formidable opponent to attempt to inch out a victory, and every opportunity and opening that you leave where I can strike when the time comes to end your reign at Game Over, all of it will be made information to be available for my eyes at Kingdom. Every second the tag team main event match continues to play out before our eyes, I receive a personal experience of what Jeff X is all about separated from the matches of the past that he has been a part of. Removed from his rivalry with Havoc or Arata, removed from The Frontline and Ashes of the Wake conflict that has been a centerpiece to this brand to the point where it has essentially become its identity, I can stand across the ring from the current OWA World Champion and see every place he excels and falters at to use to my advantage in this upcoming fight for the elusive prize I intend to claim as my own. My opponents are not short in confidence though, with both holding championship gold upon their shoulders to prove their abilities before the world, and that’s exactly what I want from them. Even with this match only to add to the foundation of a plan I have laid to bring ruin to the heroic Jeff X, I want both of them to believe within the depths of their souls that there is no chinks within that armor of pride they carry with them for the face that they create when I pierce through the crack to strike at their heart, it will be simply delectable to enjoy. Jeff and Ma-- I mean, Jason, will probably have some jokes and words to defend themselves from that statement and they can say whatever they want, present whatever case they believe will make them keep that pride intact. Do everything in your power to cling onto it because soon, it shall be stripped from you.

The Dynasty has already claimed dominion over Olympus and at Game Over, this Kingdom will also bend the knee to us.

Unlike Jeff X showing himself to be a disrespectful champion that has no class, carries himself with no prestige to add upon his name, I haven’t found Jason Long to have the same tone of being out of his league. Jason was one of the men that I had my eye upon even before my return to the Omega Wrestling Alliance because of the talent he had possessed, the way that he had carried himself inside of the squared circle, and the pride of this company in terms of what he has been able to do within this sport. Reinventing himself to cast away the shackles placed upon him, becoming a man to be known as The Best Bout Machine of OWA to infer that there is no man on this entire company who can create match classics like him and there is some degree of truth in there, but before his pride gets to the point where he wants to supersede me as the man sitting upon the throne of excellence as the top figure in the sport today, let me educate this man. Jason, as great as a man you are here in this business, this main event will be a proving ground for you to see where you stand when wrestling royalty stands before you. Don’t fall for the trap that your comrade in this fight will absolutely fall into, believing yours truly to be a relic of the past that can’t bring forth the ability to break you in ways that you never believe to be possible within those ropes, but believe that when you’re staring across the ring from me in combat is a test that you should very much take with grave severity. This is your chance to display that moniker of yours to create the best bout of the night with a splash of your own showmanship, your own panache, and flair to the wrestling landscape, and bring that side of you that will even test me in preparing me for the match where I intend to exceed all limits and expectations to become OWA World Champion and restore the prestige and honor of this industry. In this match that we are in, I want to do something that the good book says, “Iron sharpens iron so one man sharpens another”. I want to fight you at my best because it will sharpen you to the best of your abilities, it will assist you in exceeding the limitations that have been placed before you in this contest between titans, and for you to sharpen me to the point of being prepared for the war that will come for that prize I seek. Win or loss, victory or failure, I intend to give you the fight that you will want your children to remember when they asked what happened when you stood in the ring with Jacob Senn, and do you know what I want you to say in response?

He gave me a reason to show the world why I’m called The Best Bout Machine of OWA.

That’s all I’ve wanted in this business since the very moment I debuted in this industry back in 2009. I wanted to establish my own legacy as one of the greatest wrestlers in the sport that possessed the undeniable qualities of a legendary champion to be remembered throughout its history to create a foundation to promote the true future stars of this business who deserve it. Jeff, you’re not one of those men that I believe should be in the position he is right now and this is a statement I will continue to echo until the moment that championship is removed from you and placed upon the shoulder of someone who truly deserves to hold it. I said the very same thing when Nathan Fiora was holding the Omega Heavyweight Championship and what happened to him at Final Destination? He was removed from that position to someone deserving of the opportunity, someone who I brought underneath my wing in The Dynasty to guide towards that ultimate achievement he had been seeking for years and watch him become the world champion that he should have been. He represents The Dynasty with class, prestige, and a violent caliber that no other man outside of The Dynasty could have ever wished to have achieved with that championship. You’re in the same position and I will do what must be done to remove you from that pedestal that you’ve been put upon. Just like Kenny Drake, a taint to the world champion and legend, you are a disgrace to this brand and that title every day that you walk around this company with your foul jokes of debauchery and carrying yourself as a mere vagrant sleeping underneath a bridge instead of what that title deserves in a champion’s visage. You don’t know what hard work is because all you do is walk around as a mockery for what I’ve done for over a decade in this industry, but you want to talk about Kingdom being the best product in professional wrestling? Don’t make me laugh. As long as your champion, Kingdom has nothing to be proud of and believing that your relevancy with the fans is a reflection of that or what matters at the end of the day is naïve. Do you think I care what these people believe about me? Do you think I hope to win the hearts and minds of the people that watch this product? These people adore you and to me, their adoration of an embarrassment to the company I put my entire heart and soul into, it proves that they don’t matter and would have burned this company to the ground within weeks of getting what they desire. Relevancy to these people is meaningless because they won’t be there in the ring as a salvation for the brutality you’ll be forced to endure, they won’t pay your bills when you’re laid up in a hospital room after everything you’ve defended for them has been stripped away, and relevancy doesn’t matter because it only takes one night and one second of landing the perfect opportunity to change everything about this brand and this company. With this match that’s set to happen at Kingdom, you’re presenting me the perfect opportunity to find the weakness in your defenses to get that one second whether I win this tag team match or lose it. With that, I only have one thing left to say to you and Jason Long for this main event match we have at Kingdom…

Thank you for the opportunity to produce the killing blow to the OWA World Championship reign of a true unworthy hero named Jeff X.

Good night.

The Banshee and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

TTtheT
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 9th 2021, 7:13 pm by TTtheT
Shit happens. I feel like I’ve been saying that a lot since Final Destination lll because I haven’t exactly had much to glorify as of late. The Dark Tournament was a way to sweep all of those failures under the rug, but I guess I just had bad luck. Going out in the first round looks like shit on paper, but I saw the rest of the first round matches. Those were all over in minutes except for one. I know I would’ve made it to the end in an instant if I had the cushy path some people did, but I guess it just wasn’t meant to be. The people making the cards wanted to see the pathetic calibre of wrestlers that Jason and Azumi made quick work of. Oh well. I won’t complain too much about my first round opponent. Jason earned it. I’ll give him that. He was sadly the better man that night and I’m sure he’ll have a nice run with the title. I can’t give him shit for that. He won that one but I know there’ll be a different result if we ever meet in the ring again. But for now, he can have his credit. Good shit, Jason. 


But I still have to move forward. I can’t spend my time sulking and imagining what the future could’ve been. But at the next Kingdom, there’s certainly something to look forward to. A clash with a former world champion that’s fallen from grace like a fucking brick. I know I can beat him, but trust me, I’ll have plenty of shit to say about that later. My first appearance on Kingdom was...uneventful to say the least. I don’t know why there was a cameraman in that cramped-ass room, but I guess they have to get their little footage somehow. We tried our best to make a...phycological profile on the face paint demon man. Yeah, that went about as well as it sounds. I’m sure it was worth a try, but it would’ve probably gone better if there was someone qualified to do one instead of a couple of wrestlers, but it is what it is. Hey, it wasn’t my idea. Don’t blame me. Kingdom might not have been too notable, but shit’s still advancing. Looks like I’ve got some tough matches ahead of me but it starts with Havoc. A man who was once on top of the world. In the main event of Kingdom, the world champ, and now he finds himself watching people take his place. It’s how this business works, I guess. But it doesn’t make it any less fun to experience. 


If he was someone else, I’d feel bad for him. Maybe he would have a shred of my pity if he was anyone else. But nah. He’s had his time on top and I know that there’s nothing he can do to claw his way back in the near future. He’s still a dangerous individual in the ring, but he’s just not the same when he doesn’t have a following behind him. Havoc the OWA World Champion had a whole faction behind him, ready to do whatever it takes to satisfy his every need. But somehow, he alienated every single one of them. And most of them have gone on to greener pastures as well. Even Hampton left him. God, how bad do you have to be for that sad fuck to not want to associate with you anymore? He even stuck with Flaherty despite his constant shittiness, but not Havoc. Ouch. The bigger they are, the harder they fall, I guess and he’s fallen down. Ready to get his revenge on every single person that wronged him. That’s gonna take a while, I’m sure, but first he has to get through me. I’m not letting that happen. 


I understand being angry at what happened to you, though, Havoc. I know every wrestler can relate to being pissed off about shit that happens in the ring. Chris might want to just move on and let it go, but taking a look at the card, he’s not in control. That’s good. I don’t want to take on the mediocre vessel, but the real deal. I understand being enraged at everything that led to you taking an L in the main event of FD, but if you want your revenge, there are a lot of people that you have to go through. A lot of people to take out your anger at, and I’m not one of them. I’m sure you wish that you were standing in front of one of the people who wronged you or left you and not me. But here we are. I know that there’s plenty of shit you want to get to, people you want to take out but you’ve found yourself in a fight against a man that hasn’t done anything to you. Tough. And you’re going to get the shit beat out of you, too. You’ve been on a downhill trend for obvious reasons, and I’ll make sure that you can’t get any fucking momentum back at my expense. 


Everyone’s left you behind and they’re all doing better for themselves. Well...most of them, at least. I remember the peak of your World Title run. There were wins, glory, and murder, but you were on top. Not because of your own skill, but because you seemed to have half of the competent roster behind you. Supporting your every move, your every defense of that title until they got sick of you not sharing the wealth. Once they realized that, they also realized that they had the power to simply take it all away. With a thought. One missed run-in. One interference was all it took to wrench away your prized championship and take away everything that made your poor soul happy. And after fucking you over, they all separated to do their own things, and they’re mostly seeing success while you suffer. In the end, they were the ones with the power to give or take away your championship. You had an army. You had a fucking supernatural god thing. But when they all decided to leave, you were nothing. 


They certainly helped you quite a bit, but what did you do for them? Not much. Another reason why you were left alone without your prized possession at the end of S3. I’m sure you elevated the useless ones to higher peaks just by giving them time on TV, but the ones with actual wrestling ability were being held back. You promised them big things. Big opportunities, big matches, but the only one getting anything worth noting was you. Hey, it worked for a while I’ll give you that shit. But it didn’t work long enough to avoid an absolute crushing when it mattered the most. And look at them now, in a better place while all you can do is rage and scream about the people that betrayed you. Jason’s the Spartan Champion. I know you think you had a hand in that happening, but let’s compare the two of you right now. You’re far from who you were with the help that you had and he’s thriving without you there to hold him down. Hell, even Hampton’s found a new group to run around and job out with. Everyone’s moved on to new and better things while all you can do is plot your revenge and stay hung up on the past. Do you even want your title back? Jeff’s running around with what used to be yours and you haven’t even laid a finger on him yet. Is it because there’s nobody to help you? Or are you just that focused on fucking over the people that did you wrong? A little bit of both, I assume. 


But of course, I’m not one to talk, right? I’m just a simple lackey. Someone following orders that can’t do shit on his own. I can’t talk down on you for doing what’s been done to me throughout most of the last season. Sure. But the difference between The Ashes and The Awakening is that we all had success. It wasn’t just one fucking person taking all the wins and the rest following him around and cleaning up after him. We all had our own success yet we still got most of the shit from everyone. Unlike The Ashes, we were better off as a unit than set free, but here we are. Not exactly in one piece. But I’m still more than enough to shut you down. Both groups might have looked alike. Leaders that are hated. Hell, an entire group that’s hated, but one draped in gold and the other ended in rightful backstabbing and a new champion. We’re not the same at all. There was always one better. And individually, that shit still applies.


You’re not the same anymore. You’re not at your peak and I can’t see you getting back there anytime soon. You don’t have your faction. You don’t have Abholos. You’re still dangerous, but a danger that I can manage. If you only have eyes for Fiora, you’ll regret it when I stomp a hole in you in the ring. At your peak, you were unbeatable. Nobody was taking that championship from you when you had all the power in the world at your fingertips. Hell, Kenny Drake couldn’t even preserve his own life when you were at your full power. His grave is a reminder of what you used to have. And the beating I’ll give you will be a reminder of who you are now. Far from the monster that was the OWA World Champion. You’re still better than the bottom of the roster. Still a talented wrestler that shouldn’t be taken lightly, but you’re not better than me. 


But still, some people still see me as the sacrificial lamb for a clash between you and Fiora after the go-home show. Someone to make you look good and to show that you still have it so you don’t look like a total chump on PPV. It’s good business. But something that won’t work for shit. Not today. Who do I look like, Jacob Knight? Fuck no. I’m not someone to be counted on to eat the pin and take the loss. I’m the one handing out the losses, and I know you’ll be on the wrong end of one on Kingdom. I guess I should be used to being overlooked by now, but I just have to keep proving people wrong. And in this case, it’ll be by knocking the former world champ down the totem pole even further. I might be the most underrated member of this roster and nobody seems to know this but me. Well luckily for you, Havoc, you’re going to see for yourself. You’re going to learn what everyone that’s stood in front of me in the ring already knows and that I’m nobody’s fucking loser. Despite OWA desperately wanting me to eat a pin for your sake, I just can’t allow myself to be set up for failure. 


But technically, you’ve done nothing to me. I don’t have a reason to hate you. This is the first time we’ve truly crossed paths. I just happen to think it’s funny how far you’ve fallen and the state that losing the OWA World Championship put you in. You’re a shell of yourself and I’m sure everyone that you fucked over in your time as champ is laughing at you. People want to see you fail and they had their prayers answered at Final Destination, and for good reason as well. I can promise them that there’s more to come. We can relate to people wanting to see us lose, but I’ll only bring them sadness as I win on Kingdom. You have nobody but yourself. Everyone’s gone, and I don’t think you’re enough to beat me. 

Havoc’s already fallen once. I know I can repeat it.

Scott Oasis and Mark Michaels have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Devi Krysis
Re: OWA Promos
Post June 9th 2021, 3:34 pm by Devi Krysis
A Platinum Encounter
Odyssey LXIV Vs. Emmanuelle #1

2:15pm
New York City
McArthur Enterprises

*Devi is training in for inside the McArthur Enterprises Training Facility and when she saw the Odyssey Commercial that she's going one on one against "The Sliver Starlet" Emmanuelle. Knowing the fact that both of them are in The Lethal League in LAW representing B Block, Devi had no problem giving a taste of what's to come.*

Woooo! My god i'm rocking out sky high has of late. I mean I've defeated Audrey S. Atlas on the season premiere of Odyssey, Me and my friend Azzy cleansed The remains of The Awakening. I feel like that ever since Damian Evan McArthur came here and I accept his services, I feel more motivated, more focused, and more importantly resilient! And I know what you thinking? Does aligning with Damian and McArthur Enterprises effects my training relationship with Stark? Look, Stark always been looking out for me since last season, I mean his crack that he gave me, gave me a special performance boost at the B.O.B Games and it help me gave me a opportunity for the OWA World Tag Team Championships which I had failed again.

*Devi is wiping down the sweat with the towel and starting drinking her water, as she continues to talk*

Since that day, I had signed with LAW and I made my debut in one of the biggest events in LAW, Lethal Hearts 3! And I had survived couple of competitors in the Sparks Cup Battle Royal and become the Inaugural Lethal Sparks Champion! And you know it was surreal moment for me, my family, even my friends like The 2-Time OWA Champion Jeff X and we still need to go to the bar later on, Azzy who's always been an Adorkable Angel beneath my wings, and to Monica Vaughn over at LAW, I made a promised to you that i'm gonna carried out Brody Sparks legacy has long as i'm holding the Lethal Sparks Championship. And what happened after Lethal Hearts 3, I had a honored fighting against one of Stephanie Matsuda's students, The JET Academy Champion Sora Todoh and she gave me the fight of her life, and she knows how my resiliency come to play and after that match she earned my respect.

*Devi drinking water again and starting striking on the heavy bag*

And now it seems that i'm gonna survived The Lethal League and not only that going in my first Lethal Sparks Championship defense against Atsuko Godai at LAW Americana. There's no rest for this Bloodwolf, and that's what I like! Because i'm training for weeks and weeks to prepare for everything, which leads me to you Emmanuelle. My sweet little Emmy, it seems that you have my attention has of late. And i'm mean look at you, you've had been accomplished so much in your career in Wrestleworld winning the 2020 Dreamscape match not only that winning the Shogun Championship. Look I've been watching you, I've been watching you! You graduate out of the Rosso Dojo and already became the rising star in Efed history. But honey, our path of success is different.

*Devi is grabbing her Lethal Sparks Championship and holding up*

You see Emmy, I had came, saw, conquered, and balled my way to my first championship and I'm planning to collect another one soon, because Emmy, you and me are in The Lethal League in LAW and only one of us is gonna headline Lethal Hearts 4 in Madison Square Garden, but let's not look at the future, let's look at the now, at Odyssey i'm going back to the Staples Center and your own backyard in Los Angeles. I'm gonna still live up the Sparks legacy, and Emmy I want you to bring your absolute best, showed me what Rosso has taught you, cause you know damn well that i'll bring mine. I'll see you soon "Platinum Standard" and remember this...

The Wolf is always at your door!

*Screen fades black*

Jeff X and AzurineVebbins have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Lil Petey
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 28th 2021, 11:59 pm by Lil Petey


PETEY FOR TV CHAMP
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THE HIP HOUSE

The time had come for Petey to release some new footage for his upcoming match on Olympus. He hadn't said anything since his recent debut victory besides his usual Twitter shenanigans... and even then that wasn't much compared to how he usually is. Over the past couple months, he's been evolving into something he never thought he could be... outside of rapping; talented, but we'll let him talk about that before everyone gets their panties in a bunch.
There was a slight breeze outside of The Hip House today. Petey had found it to be a calming delight to lay out by the pool with a Truly in hand and that's just what he's doing right now. Wild Berry flavored, he takes a sip and just sits back to enjoy the fine weather they were having. The vacuum was running in the pool right now or that's probably where he'd be. For now, he's comfortable just chillin' how he is. Petey turns on his Beats speaker beside him and puts on "I DID IT" by DJ Khaled ft. Post Malone, DaBaby, Megan Thee Stallion, and Lil Baby. He turns the volume down a bit and starts vibin'.
"This song is so fire, bro. More importantly, it's facts! I did it. I had the Grand Championship in Project: Honor whether it lasted thirty seconds or not. The fact of the matter is - I DID IT! Sure it lasted a few seconds longer than I give the ladies in bed, but still. Anyways, this is for a whole other video I gotta put together. I'm just fuckin' HIP as hell right now. Everyone's been tryna put me down, tell me I ain't shit and all that jazz. It's a bittersweet moment."

Petey grabs his Wild Berry Truly and takes another sip. This man usually pours his drink out of the can and into a wine glass, but he's drinking straight from the can so you know he's living his best life right now.
"That shit aside... I'm on fire lately, fam! I won my debut match here against those irrelevant initials of a person. This whole thing over in Project: Honor and now I have another opportunity arising. One that I'm fuckin' ecstatic for. I've either impressed or pissed off somebody because I go from a debut victory against someone that shouldn't of even shown up to facing the Television Champion, Noah Reigner. I'll get to that in a second because I'm gonna get all serious and stuff, but right now I'm just vibin'."

Title matches, victories, it was a whole new Petey almost. His career record is just about as bad as the Cleveland Browns record throughout the past few years, not including their most recent season. So for him to be doing as well as he is now, that just goes to show the improvements he's been making.
Petey takes a swig of the Truly which finishes it off, so he grabs another, cracks it open and takes a sip of that one.
"Ya know, I was thinking... I haven't shenaniganned or whatever at all the past couple weeks. I've drank a few times and chilled out at the house with the boys, but for the most part, things have been pretty quiet. Been in the gym more than a few times a week and I even started picking up some extra wrestling lessons from a few people. I told y'all I started to take this shit more seriously. Now don't get me wrong, I'm still gonna shenanigan and fuck around like I usually do, just maybe not as much. I've been putting my best foot forward to improve in the ring so I can rack up these dubs and this gold, you feel me?"

The music had changed already, but Petey turns it off and leans forward in his seat.
"Back to the Television Championship Match. Noah, you listen here punk. I've been working hard and trying my damnedest to make something more out of myself than just a pretty face and some raw ass lyrics. I really don't know anything about you and honestly I don't need to know your whole history. All I needed to know is that you're the real deal and I really got my work cut out for me, in the ring. Vocally, you ain't shit, dawg. I've heard everything you've had to say and quite frankly, you like to go on and on repeating yourself. Why? I couldn't care less. The funny part of this is that you don't even know me like that and you got my name in your mouth more than this bitch from last night had my dick in hers."

Petey self-fives himself then takes a sip of his Truly.
"When I look back at everything I've done so far, every single moment has led me to right here. I'm used to people throwing me into crowds or having to run from them because they're monster sized like Ozymandias. You? You're about my size, fam. You think I'm gonna let you just run your mouth and not even give you a run for that shiny belt you got? Come on man. That's why I love just listening to what everyone has to say before comin' out and speakin' my part. I let my fans blurt my name out more than how much I drink. For what? Y'all just givin' me free clout at this point. My name has gone global and I gotta thank my fans, my opponents, because y'all have really just been on fire sayin' my name. I got my priorities straight; I fuck bad bitches, I got hella money, and I'm on a fuckin' roll man. Win or lose here, I'm still in better shape than I've ever been and I'm continuously improving. I'm bout to come out of this mess as either the Television Champion or as the man that gave the great Noah Reigner a heart attack because I almost took it from him.
He looks at the can of what's left of his Truly and chugs it, crushes it against his head, then throws it on the ground. Petey stands up and walks directly into the camera.

"You think I'm scared of you because of your cute little insults? Bitch, please. Those are petty compared to the things I've heard. I'm not even going to waste my breath any more like you did. I got training to do and a Title to steal from you."
#PETEY4TVCHAMP
RAMBEAUX
IMAGERY [#001]
Post May 28th 2021, 11:57 pm by RAMBEAUX
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DEVIN MITCHELL vs MATT MILES
IMAGERY

What did Devin need from Matt Miles?

A formal question that laid resting in the head of anyone that watched the recent episode of Olympus and seeing how Devin Mitchell disrespected a man as much like Matt Miles, the former ALPHA World Openweight Champion wasn’t too pleased with it either and seeing as how Mitchell caught the end of a Rolling Cutter afterward, there’s no love lost between the two - if there ever was any to begin with. But there’s one word that’s been left stuck in the head of Mitchell since Olympus came to a screeching halt, a word that Matt used whilst Devin laid on the ground after the Gold Rush.

Kid.”

A soft scoff is heard, the moonlight finding it’s way through the windows and inside of The Corsair Compound is Devin Mitchell. Devin’s voice broke the silence as he repeated that same word that has been stuck in his head for the past couple of days. No drink, but in the hand of Devin however? A switchblade knife. Devin played around with the knife in his hand, pressing the sharp tip of the blade into his other hand’s index fingertip.

“Kid’s don’t join the big shot fuckin’ teams now, do they? Kid’s don’t join the roughest fuckers that there is in the company on day one now, do they? Kid’s don’t get in the fuckin’ face of the ‘supposedly’ best talents this company has to offer now, do they? Nah, never do they get so brave, Matt. Kid’s don’t get the fuckin’ rise like that. Yet, I heard what you said as I laid there, Matt. Calling me a kid as if that’s the low hanging fruit you’re tryna hit me with, as if that’s the worst apparent insult you can throw right at me. But you’re right, guess I am some kid to you, aren’t I? Just some young guy that’s come outta nowhere with very minimal wrestling background and supposedly- I look and act like some of those OWT wrestlers down there in the developmentals.”

A loud clicking noise is heard as a projector sitting right beside Devin switches on, projecting images onto the wall facing Devin and the first image is of the OWT Commonwealth Champion, ARYX. Click. Then the picture changes to the former OWT Champion, Teddy Mac. Click. Then the picture changes once more to the current OWT Champion, Viktor Bannon. There’s a long sigh that comes over Devin as he lowers his head, much like how Matt Miles always seems to lower his standards with every show that goes by.

“Pathetic. Abysmal. You’re so naive. I expected better but it seems as if it were up to me to stay in touch with those on the Olympus roster, I would have to constantly lower my own standards. Something I’m not prepared to do for however long I’m here on Olympus. Something I’m not prepared to do at all, in that manner. Matt Miles, however, is someone I’m unaware of because for where he could lack in logical intelligence, he brings in seriousness. But sometimes, the roles can be reversed and half of the time, from what I’ve seen, the question can always remain in the minds of many. For me, however? There’s no questioning, but only bringing the fuckin’ heat against Miles. I’ve not forgotten, I’ll never forget, the moment you put me down onto the mat with the Gold Rush, Matt.”

Placing his hand on the back of his neck, gently rubbing the skin as if showing where the effects of the Rolling Cutter from Matt Miles took the most damage to.

“Remember all of this was about your suit. Your suit was far more important than anything before, so if that’s the case then surely, you wouldn’t mind the kind of shit I’ve looked up about you. How did that ALPHA World Openweight Championship reign of yours go? Seeing you go from World Champion to walking out of the company, I always thought of that to be the curse of the Omega Heavyweight Championship but here you are with the World Openweight Championship and now chasing the Omega Heavyweight Championship. Cursed yourself before meeting the cursed prize on this brand, Matt, I never thought of you to be this retarded as now. I know I said you were naive, Matt, but this is off-brand… I’ve never seen anyone as bad as you are right now. When I walked out there, I thought I’d come stand in the face of a legend to the sport and be met with the best of all time, not much of a GOAT but a young pup who’s been doing good enough to stand in that column.”

“Every time I look at you, Matt. Every single time I look at your face, I wonder what truly makes you as special and unique as many claim for you to be. The Dynasty, that’s where you pledge your allegiance to, but now it seems from my own perspective, that you’ve gone all soft on them. That’s not you now, is it? You’re in the A-List team but your tenure as of late ranks amongst the lowest of the B-Team. Couldn’t get past a Corsair, on the same level as an Awakening member- truly, I must ask of you this, Matt. What are you right now, if nothing more than a washed down version of what you are than how they seemingly hype you up so much. I never really understood all of that hype, neither myself or Noah or even Graham could understand the hype that you profusely use to your own benefit. The Man with the Midas Touch -- and what control do you possess in your hands right now? Nothing made of gold, that’s for sure. Nothing made out of that kind of material, that’s for sure. Holding yourself down just so everyone can walk all over you. You truly are pathetic, Matt. I was right to stand in your face when I did.”

A gingerly smirk appears on the face of Devin as he reaches for the remote once more, flicking through the images, the old images of Matt Miles from back in the day. From his days being the FWE Brotherhood Champion to even images of him being the EAW National Elite Champion, and then finally making the image flick right into his tenure as the SSW Cracker Champion. All of these images of Matt Miles, all of these images of The Man With The Midas Touch, everything seemingly golden for Matt.

“Everything went to shit for you, I understand.”

“I’m aware of your anger towards me, as if I’m the one to blame for every single one of your losses, including the loss at the Atlantis Kick Off Show. Your aliases are as false as your words, I’ve heard the tales of plenty, and when in that ring with me -- all you could tell me was the same swan song as any other man that’s gotten into the ring with you. All of that for what, Matt? All of that for nothing, that’s what I can see right now. Time is a valuable construct, Matt, and I’ve known that for quite a while, but you’ve been wasting time. You’ve been wasting your moments. I ask of you this, why are you being the gatekeeper to a championship you’ll never hold in your life? Why are you being the gatekeeper to something that you’ll never prove to be a good champion too? And it’s not about being the gatekeeper to Darkane. It’s never about that because I know that inside your pea brained, ill-minded head of yours you’d love to have the fight with Darkane and I know deep down inside you, if you can beat me then surely… SURELY… that makes you as good as you say you are. Right?”

“I’m just a kid to you, Matt, what does beating me prove to someone like you?”

“I’m just some guy who skipped the OWT developmental brand, according to you, so why does beating me seem like such a task to you when you -- yes, you -- are The Inevitable. You, Matt Miles, are The Immortal. Beating me should be a breeze, it should be as easy as anything, such an image of seeing Matt Miles standing over the body of Devin Mitchell as he takes one step closer to becoming the Omega Heavyweight Champion-”

A loud bang is heard as he slams his fist down onto the small table beside him. Almost knocking off the projector from the table.

“It doesn’t prove shit to anyone, it doesn’t prove shit to nobody, and if you think that being the gatekeeper is what’ll make you look stronger, then Matt… You need to refocus on your goals. You need to make a reevaluation of life itself, and you need to adjust your mind to something more… commonly logical. Are we sick and tired of hearing the same swan song from Matt Miles? Absolutely. Are we sick and tired of seeing Matt Miles taking all of these chances and eventually failing? Absolutely. Are we sick and fuckin’ tired of seeing Matt Miles become the most overrated wrestler on not only Olympus, not only just Omega Wrestling Alliance, but throughout the whole entire world. Absolutely.

“An image of such things, Matt, they do not get you far as you might have hoped for. I’m aware you're a man who needs things like this and who needs this win more than anything. You might break the limits to reach it but I’ll know at the end of the day, you’ll never beat me cleanly. Take what you want and seize the night, Matt, carpe noctem and rule the world around you. This is you playing for keeps, right? This is you playing for the moment you can crown yourself a royal champion worth mentioning. But your world view is far from the truth, a fabled tale of whimsical beliefs and what if’s. We’re not playing that game anymore, Matt. This is a new dawn, a new day, a new life for what could be the future for the Olympus brand as a whole. Trust me, they don’t need you up there, and to be frank, they don’t need me up there either. But since everyone gets past the gatekeeper, then why not try it out for myself?”

“Imagine it, Matt. Devin Mitchell; the new Omega Heavyweight Champion. All because Matt Miles couldn’t keep the pearly white and gold gates closed. They’ll laugh at you, they’ll mock you for your foolishness, and they’ll take away the ranks of what you seemingly build yourself up to. At the end of the day, who truly is playing for keeps? Who truly is trying to keep the image the same as before? Who’s truly making themselves out to be a man who’s worthy of being the Omega Heavyweight Champion? They’ll need a kingpin, they’ll need a man who they can trust, and although I’ll be meeting a good friend in Baker and then your good friend in Darkane. Are either men prepared to go to war with a man they’ve not come in preparation for?”

A slight chuckle is heard.

“See, Matt. You get the bag, you flip it, and you tumble it out of your hands like some cheapskate bastard you are. Whereas I? I get the bag, I flip it-”

With one swing, he brings a switchblade knife down onto the arm of the chair. Allowing it to stab right into the leather cushioning.

“-and then I murder the fuckin’ cunt. Just like how I’ll murder your fuckin’ career come Olympus. You’ve been heavily warned, Matt. I’ll see you very soon.”

Fade to black.
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Noah Reigner has spoken. It’s such good shit!

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Re: OWA Promos
Post May 28th 2021, 11:57 pm by "The Golden Voice"
La Genesi dei Campioni


(The Genesis of Champions)




Kenneth wasn’t even all that concerned about his defeat against the Black Sun. Those racist and xenophobic bigots would get what was coming to them sooner or later. While he and Solomon were not on the same page and even though Shin-SEKAI’s now departed leader left some rather disparaging remarks about him in his last will and testament, His Excellency appears to be content with teaming with them...for now. He and Solomon, despite their utter lack of chemistry, still had possession of the Keys to the Kingdom. Exactly what they were for and what they did, he certainly didn’t know. In fact, he was nearly oblivious to most of the other changes around him. He and April Song were never tight so to see her step away from the ring to become the new Boss and handle the day-to-day operations of the organization was no big loss. Revy? He always thought the girl was deranged but to see what was done on Odyssey confirmed it. This...new heir. This Jodan. What could he possibly bring to the table that Kenneth couldn’t? Sure he made it to the semifinal of some tournament but he didn’t win and most of his victories were mere flukes, nothing compared to Kenneth’s own tactical genius! That said, an even stiffer challenge than the Black Sun was on the horizon now. He and the young lad now had to face the reigning Tag Team Champions. This didn’t unduly stress him however. He was far more concerned with his project. 




“This new Opera House will be state of the art in every way imaginable...but maintain the charm and dignity of grand places that has been mostly lost on modern architecture. This new facility will be a paradise for those who wish to immerse themselves in culture, to be entertained and inspired by true artistry, not the mind-numbing drivel that I see so many people indulge in today. This model is every bit as beautiful as you, my darling. You again have shown your genius.”


Kenneth looked up from the model building to his love, his muse, Maria. She smiled while looking away, blushing as she didn’t want to appear arrogant. While blessed with gorgeous looks and a voice that would shame most angels into silence, Maria was a gifted designer of architecture. The great hall that they now had the funds at their disposal to build was almost a reality. The only thing left for them was to decide a location for them to build it on. 


“Thank you. I am so happy that we’ll finally be able to make our dream a reality. I went crazy with the design but your desire for more classical architecture reeled me back in. Kenneth….darling, I don’t want to dim your mood but we really need to talk.” 


Kenneth snorted before dismissively waiving a hand, heading towards a window. “We’re not going to speak of that!” 


“Yes. We are.” 


“I will not.”


“We have to get past this. You have to admit that Moongoose’s comments made you angry. Your pride was a bit wounded when his will compared you to Maelstrom, wasn’t it?”


“IT WAS NOT!” 


“Kenneth. We’ve known each other too long. I can tell when you’re lying. You’ve never been good at hiding it because you have some tells that give it away. The frown with your arms folded and the anxious foot tapping. Even rubbing your thumb over your nose.” 


Realizing that he had been caught red-handed in his lie, Kenneth immediately stopped all his usual mannerisms and tried to put up an awkward smile before shutting it down when she chuckled at the face he was making. “Yes, it did make me angry to hear that. What did Maelstrom ever accomplish other than saving Moongoose once, hmm? Solomon and I were able to procure something that could possibly bring gold back to Shin-SEKAI, mostly thanks to my efforts, and I am scorned? I am mocked? I don’t understand it, love!”


Maria thought about it for a moment. Kenneth did score a big victory for the group, but she wondered if the words directed towards him had another meaning, something that maybe their Leader wanted to say but couldn’t find the proper words. 


“I think that perhaps you and Moongoose were just never going to be on the same page. You’re both very peculiar to the average person who doesn’t understand what makes you great. I think one reason that he was so hard on you was that he wanted you to take on a more active role.”


“Hmph. If he wanted that, he would have made me the one in charge instead of that military mouse April. Just because she’s won a few titles in the wrestling world doesn’t mean she is capable of leadership!” 


“I don’t think he wanted you to be leader. Just someone who...cared a little more. Like this match with Miltiades and Dampshaw….”


“Dampshaw, HA! That oaf has gotten even more insane since I’ve seen him last. He’s nothing more than a cockroach scurrying over the ruins of his career, trying to avoid the fallout of his own pitiful time as a general manager. An absolute waste of life. And his brute of a partner is no better. I can’t believe that April and Revy lost to them, of all people! Miltiades talks a great game about how strong he is and how he’s bored, but now he faces someone that is just as ruthless for the first time. I’ll dispose of them, no problem!” 


“Dear, this is a big match for Jou as well. Maybe if you put in some more effort this time, you can win some trust from the people you mean to work with. We cannot have the same situation that you had with Solomon out there! You have to be able to cooperate with him.” 


“Are you saying that I don’t work well with others?” 


“No. I’m saying that sometimes your pride makes you as obstinate as a tired mule. You listen to me sometimes, right? Why don’t you cooperate more readily with your partners instead of being such a hindrance! And...who knows? If you two beat The Council, you may have a title match with them later. So, my dear, I’m just asking you to TRY to work with this new fellow. Please.”


“Hmm...when did you get so assertive?” 


“I’m engaged to an artist. Sometimes one has to balance dreaming with practicality.” 


“Hmph!” 


Kenneth turned away towards the window again, a small smirk on his face as Maria walked over to him and draped her arms around his waist.


“Perhaps God sent me to you because he knows every once in a while you need a talking-to to get you refocused. You can be a brilliant wrestler when you put your mind to it, Kenneth. Just concentrate a little more. We have one dream about to become a reality once our great Opera House is built. You have a chance to make another dream of yours a reality.” 


“I have no idea what you’re talking about, my dear.” 


Stubborn as ever, Kenneth refused to admit that he did have one aim. He wanted to prove his worth as an athlete, even on as crude a stage as professional wrestling was. He wanted to be a champion. He actually wanted to start winning.
Moongoose McQueen
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 28th 2021, 11:27 pm by Moongoose McQueen
Duet Together


What can I say? Azumi Goto, smart, beautiful, and one really tough woman. I lost, and the great thing about is, I don’t feel bad about it, because neither does anyone in Shin-SEKAI. After that match, I went backstage, and it was not frowns or disappointments awaiting me, it was April, Solomon, Kenneth, the boys, all telling me, that I did a fairly good job for my first two matches. For a moment, I thought I really let them down, but you know what? There is something to this whole wrestling thing that I didn’t get. 


Wrestling… it’s pretty cool. The athleticism, the flashy moves to one up the other guy, doing it all in front of a live crowd. I get it. I appreciate it. I respect it. But you know, it really doesn’t take long to find someone that can take something that many are so passionate for and turn it into something along the lines of politics and powers. And holy shit, Three matches into OWA, I’m dealing with a team that calls themselves “The Council” where one guy works for Oasis and the other guy is the GM of Kingdom. I’m just like… what?! And the crazier thing is…. If they have all this power…. “Why only the tag titles?” Do they not know how power and leverage work? Like if I had all the power in the world, I’d probably aim a bit higher, and I’m not trying to be really judgemental about it, but my god, you guys must be horrible at your jobs if, one, everyone backstage doesn’t like you, and two, even in that, you can’t even finnes your way to the top. Like Holy Cow, if you are gonna be corrupted and cheat, just go all in. Like who in their right mind is in a position of power is just like, “well, I’ll only abuse it a little.” Just to put it plainly, you both suck at your jobs. 


Like, I get it, I don’t know how “the biz” work, but is there like an HR department I can talk to? It doesn’t seem like it’s appropriate for someone to be in such position to always be wrestling full time? Because if that was the case, then it becomes really easy for someone to book themselves for all the titles and severely handicap their opponents to their advantage, and the only reason I think you both have gotten away with it is because, again, you are both not doing a good job. Is there a little survey box I can fill out? Or even a suggestion box? 


Jokes aside. Please stop picking on Kenneth. Of course no body knows who the hell he is. The man came from a whole nother dimension. We can’t even obtain a birth certificate for this man. Do you not know how interdimensional travel works? Try to be a little bit more sensitive about that, jack wads. But as for me, well, my past is better left a secret. It doesn’t matter. All that matters and Kennth, myself, and the both of you, Reginald and Miltiades are gonna get in the ring, and we are gonna wrestle. And while I’m not saying you shouldn’t abuse your power for this match, what I’m saying is, “I’d be a little disappointed in the both of you” if you didn’t, because, if I was in that position, Azumi Goto and I’d be having a Best of 7 series right now. But I digress. I’m sure you both are better wrestlers than you are corporate stooges, but none the less, Hit Kenneth and I with you best shot. I mean it. I need to learn. I need to get better. See, Kenneth and I, this is kind of like a little team exercise, and I want to see what my guy here is made of.


Don’t go easy on us. Even if that is your preferred management style, from my experience, being a boss and not being lenient enough can lead your followers not respecting you. I’m not saying they should fear you, but they should at least to a degree respect you, and I’m gonna let you know, no one backstage either fear or respects you. What you both have been doing? It doesn’t work. Sure, you got them shiny tag title belts, but when you look at those belts, and see your reflection, doesn’t it kind of hit you that, “it should had been more.” You could had done more. It could had been better. Again, not saying you can’t be proud to be tag team champions, but it’s like, If I give you a million dollars and I expect you to do something big with it, and instead of coming back with a world title, you bring back a tag team championship, then you can kind of see why I’d be disappointed. Like, just make the most of it, you know? 

Yare Yare Daze. Sure, Kenneth and I, we might be nobodies. But thinking about it, I think it’s better to be nobodies that can ultimately become somebody than be someone that everybody knows, but it’s knowing they had all the right tools handed to them and not doing enough with it. You know… a flop. Whatever, settle for whatever you want. You both do you. And as for Kenneth and I, we’re just gonna do our thing. And that thing is we’re gonna make you face the music. … His words, not mine. Kenneth is kind of weird….. Look, we’re gonna beat your asses. Ok?

"The Golden Voice" has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Noah Reigner
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 28th 2021, 9:39 pm by Noah Reigner
The Television Championship rested on the table where Noah Reigner sat. The room he was in was empty of all other furnishings. Just this large table, of the plastic variety. You know - one of those typical ones you would see with the hard white plastic top and black painted aluminum legs. In front of the table where several rows of chairs, spaced out about a foot or so apart - waiting for reporters, interviewers, bloggers or whatever form of media representative you could imagine. Immediately after Olympus, this room would be filled with journalists asking talent questions. It wasn’t a rare occurrence, but this was. The empty room, except for one person - Noah Reigner. He sat in his chair, leaning forward with his elbows resting on the table. His arms elevated and his hands folded into one another. His eyes were on the camera man stationed in front of him, and after a moment of the camera focused on the championship, it was pulled back to focus on Reigner - who would immediately begin to speak.

“Against better judgement, I dug into your OWA history. Am I supposed to be impressed with your victory over some fucking fool that calls himself ‘MAV’? Does that somehow equate to earning a shot at my championship? I’ll tell you bluntly, Peter, that I wasn’t impressed with what I saw on Atlantis but that shouldn’t come as a shock - because you, yourself, know that you’re not a real wrestler. You’re a fraud. A little punk ass kid playing pretend. I’m actually surprised that you haven’t either; taken the hint that people like you aren’t welcome in legitimate companies like this and walked away, or that someone hasn’t completely decimated your entire existence and put you in the hospital just on principle. This isn’t a game, Peter. We’re not casuals. You’re stepping into the ring on Olympus against a former multi-time champion. Against the current Television champion. You have all of the talent in the world against you, what exactly are you going to do? Diss me? I’m trained in American-traditional. European-catch. Japanese Strong Style, what about you? You’re not trained. The only thing you’re good at in the ring, is wasting people’s time. Even in a place like Project Honor, you’re a walking joke. You and the entire Drip Productions is an embarrassment. You can’t even cut your teeth there, and that company doesn’t have a quarter of the talent that the OWA has - so what makes you think you’ll be a success here? Whatever it was that crept into your peanut-sized brain and planted the idea that here will be any different than there, you can credit for the amount of shit you’ve found yourself in at Olympus.”

“See, I’m not like any of the other guys that might cut you a break because they find some amusement in toying with the mentally challenged. I’m not like those guys that’ll give you a false sense of hope, telling you ‘one day you’ll get the hang of it’ because - let’s face it - you won’t. No matter the amount of time, no matter the amount of training, studying and work you put into your craft - you’ll never be one of the ‘good ones’. You’ll never amount to anything because you’re a moron - plain and simple. The biggest opportunity of your life directly in front of you but you’re going to blow it because you don’t take this seriously. You’re doing this for the laughs, for the memes, because you turned out to be dog-shit when it came to rapping. Who’s honestly surprised to find out that you’re also dog-shit when it comes to this profession? Not me. I’ve gone over the fact that you have no training, and I know there are cases of prodigies in the ring that just seem to have it naturally. You, however, do not. I’ve watched the pathetic attempt at a match you had on Atlantis. A three minute borefest that should have never happened. A match against a bigger twit than even you, and you didn’t even body the guy. You’re less than mediocre and it showed clearly in that match. As far as charisma? Someone like you, you should have that in spades one would think. What, with all of the influencing you do - the hip-hop persona - the drip and swag? But unfortunately your charisma equates to absolute dick. Listening to you, with your street-lingo, go on about - whatever - it is you talk about is enough to render the normal person unconscious. In fact, Petey the dead bird has more charisma than you even while headless - and he’s still being stroked by Blind Billy down the hall in 4C. A fictitious headless bird is more of a star than you will ever be. You hate to see it.”


OWA Promos - Page 6 When-Petting-Your-Bird

He shook his head from side to side, clicking his tongue disapprovingly. His arms would drop onto the table, but his eyes wouldn’t leave the camera in front of him. After a moment, he stopped clicking his tongue and began to speak again.

“While you’ve been busy sucking a bag of dicks in reference to the rap game, I’ve been busting my ass in this profession. You know ... the one you’re using as a fall back and as an excuse to turn yourself into a living meme. Iron sharpens iron, Peter. And I’ve sharpened my skills - I’ve honed my craft and became one of the best to ever step foot in the ring by competing against the likes of Aria Jaxon - Jacob Senn - Darkane - Graham Baker, the list goes on for days. I’ve headlined large scale events, sold out enormous venues, and raised championships high in the air - while you’ve sat at home in the safety of Mommy and Daddy’s basement, watching your tracks slip further and further down the ‘Trending’ charts. I’m known all around the world, from America - to the UK - to Europe - to Japan and back. You? You will never know that level of stardom. Not in this industry, not in the rap industry. You’re a fly by night, flash in the pan, flavor of the month. You will never do anything substantial to be remembered. You will never have that rivalry that draws everyone’s attention. You will never have that championship win and run that ensures you will forever be regarded as one of the best. You will never impress your peers. Sooner or later, the joke will run its course with the boys in the back and they will no longer entertain the idea of some wannabe hanging out with them.”

“Difference between the boys in the back and myself is that I’m already over your act.”


He shrugged his shoulders. His lack of compassion for the kid, the untrained kid who decided to take a swim in shark infested waters, was shining through brightly. Not that he cared. In a sudden movement, he pushed his chair back away from the table and stood up to his feet.

“I know my talent, and I know the level of competition that I deserve to be placed against. You ain't it, Peter. OWA is simply pandering to the internet community, trying to bridge a gap to all of the fucking dweebs who waste their lives watching other dweebs vlog or whatever, thinking that someone actually gives two fucks about what their opinions or what they do with their pointless, mediocre, wasted lives. While the waves you thought you were making on SoundCloud or BandCamp turned out to be only ripples in the water - my actions have caused tidal waves, dangerous and life threatening, in this industry. No one gives a fuck about Big Drip Productions when the Corsairs are running roughshod over every organization that we’ve stepped foot into. No one gives a fuck about your group of merry-morons when the Corsairs have expanded beyond numbers to which you couldn’t even count to. To be blunt, no one in this industry cares about you or your presence here. If they tell you they do, they’re deliberately lying to you. Which brings me back to what I said before - I don’t find amusement in playing games with the mentally inept.”

“So when I say that at Olympus, I’m not coming to play games - believe me, it’s real. My intentions are to keep the Television Championship, at any and all costs. Beyond that? My intentions are to fucking humble you, kid. You want to make a mockery of this? You want to make the profession - the life - that I’ve chosen to live, into a meme for you and your simple minded fuckboys? Then you deserve to get the brunt of the aggression. You deserve to be treated exactly how I would treat any other person that comes challenging for my title. I’m not going to take it easy on you just because your idea of ‘training’ is sitting front row and copying the moves you’ve seen on your idiot friends. You’re a big boy, you decided to climb into the ring with a world-class professional; you deserve the guaranteed ass-kicking that’s coming your way. And if you’re smart? You’ll decide to call it a career and go back to your weak as fuck battle raps. But you’re not smart, are you? That’s why you’re here - here with no training, no experience and no idea of what you’ve gotten yourself into.”


Noah would pick up the championship that sat on the table. The straps tucked behind the faceplate to prop it up, snapped together so it wouldn’t move. He unsnapped the straps and positioned the title proudly on his shoulder. This was when that infamous smirk would cross his lips.

“It’s okay though, Peter. You won’t be the first braindead idiot that I’ve humiliated and embarrassed in the ring - and I highly doubt you will be the last. But hey, maybe this will be a lesson for you kid. Don’t show up somewhere, thinking you’re going to be the king fuck of shit mountain when you don’t put in the work to deserve it. Be sure, though, to waste time writing your piss-poor rhymes and tweeting - because that is what’s important, right?”

Noah threw a wink at the camera.

“Fix your priorities before you step into the ring with the fucking Ace. First, last and only warning.”

VaeVictisBD, Darkane and Rebecca Filth have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Nobi
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 28th 2021, 8:03 pm by Nobi
Promo 2

So time is getting closer and we're about to find out who will have the Hybrid Championship and who will still maintain their Olympus job.

I want to be that guy because first, this is my first defense and I don't want to lose the Hybrid Championship right away and I'm ready to bring the Hybrid Championship to another level.

I'm not sure if I could do that but at least I have the resume of being a former World Champion which means I'll bring more money to Olympus and OWA in general when they see a Hybrid title defense. That is the truth. I have a strong fan base over the years no matter where I go, even some people still cheer on me during my darkest days in Wrestleworld and for OWA in general, I would like to keep my own fan-bases to tune in to Olympus.

Olympus has always been good to me. They always give me a chance after chance. They want me to succeed so badly and in return, I have to do more than best for Olympus.

And that is why this stipulation fits for me. If I couldn't give more than my best against Teddy Mac, then yes, I'm out from Olympus because that means Olympus is not for me because they have a lot of great wrestlers. I might not be among "the greats". Be it "not anymore" or I was never great to begin with.

Worst case scenario, if I'm out of Olympus then there's no guarantee that Kingdom or even OWT would want me. I might be out of OWA in general. I mean I still have Wrestleworld and SSW Contracts in general and I for sure might want to try looking for alternatives. Promotions like PWN, Kingdom Pro, and Project Horror are great promotions out here just to name a few. I know for a fact a lot of OWA, Wrestleworld, and SSW names are in those 3 companies.

They are great promotions but so is OWA and we've been running the longest out of them all. OWA is always around and they have been good to me. Never had a problem with the authorities too, so why would I want to leave OWA?

As for Teddy Mac, I know the guy has a lot of talents, a bright future, and some friends. You name it all. Hell, he dropped some weight and is in good shape now. He is marketable. Everyone knows it. Props to him.

He can fight dirty and he can fight cleans too. He knows both games. He's that versatile. He can fight for the goods but he doesn't mind to be a dirty fighter either. It's up to him how he wants to choose to fight. The guy has kids after all. He gotta do what is the best for him to survive and he has to do so to maintain his profits.

Personally, I have no money issues. But if Teddy Mac loses to me, he could go to Kingdom and I believe OWT would love to welcome him back too. The options are countless for him. I'm sure PWN, Kingdom Pro, and Project Horror would love to have him too. Plus he still has that Wrestleworld and SSW money just like I do, so I doubt Teddy would have a financial issue if he's out from Olympus after all.

That means I don't have to feel guilty for beating him after all. This is never a money issue from his part after all. His issue is me. First thing first, I have expressed and given him credit for how he has improved and all but in a one on one match, I still have the edge on him. I beat him clean and clear when he had his buddies try to help him out. I think that was a good showing on my part, am I right?

Teddy Mac needs to prove it to me, to his kids, to the audiences, and basically to everyone that he can beat me. I'm sure he can and it could happen on Olympus too. I'm sure he thinks he can beat me but he needs to make it a reality.

I know Teddy Mac thinks he can beat me. After all, the man puts his Olympus job on the line right?

But that's it. He thinks he can beat me but I know I can beat him. Teddy Mac is aware of this too. To him, beating me is everything to him. Everything that he needs to do. Everything that he should have done a long time ago. He has to prove that he's just not some "Tag Team specialist" which I don't get from this part.

Tag teams are never bad. Tag teams are great. Tag team specialists are part of pro wrestling. But the way Teddy Mac says it is like it's such a bad thing. After all, it would be too hypocritical for him to say that he's ashamed as part of it considering he has tagged with me, Jungle Jaguar, Travis Murphy, and Big Naheem. Maybe count Jacob Senn, Darkane, and Matt Miles too.

But to his credit, he proves his worth already as a single wrestler and not to mention, he became a World Champion just two years after his debut. He made his pro wrestling debut in 2017 and he won the OWT World Championship in October 2019. Isn't that awesome? He is Mr. Anything is Possible after all. He wants to prove that beating me is possible for him too, which it is. There's no way I'm invisible. Far from it. I have more losses on my records than winning matches.

So, the percentage of Teddy Mac beating me is pretty high. I know that and I'm acknowledging it. Perhaps and perhaps, he needs this win more than I do.

But I also have given my two cents that I don't want to lose this match, I don't want to lose the Hybrid Championship, and I don't want to leave Olympus or even OWA yet. I'm still here and I have to bring more than my A Game to beat Teddy Mac. Teddy Mac is gambling his fate and I'm ready to show him how much of a bad gambler he is.

This is my chance to prove that I can be a better Hybrid Championship than Mark Michaels and there's no better way to start my Hybrid Championship title defense against a former best friend and the man who also happened to be my first challenger for my SSW Puroresu World Heavyweight Championship before. I don't mind kicking his ass twice and I'll do it properly this time around.

No one is going to interfere in this match, Teddy. Unlike last time. It's now just between you and me, and I'm eager to prove that Olympus Has Fallen for you, Teddy. Time to search for a new Kingdom for you.

The Banshee, Noah Reigner, Rebecca Filth and personlol have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Ramesses
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 28th 2021, 7:32 pm by Ramesses
“Evidently, I’m not a very popular man.” Those words had run through his mind. The former Platinum II, now christened as Ramesses, had dealt this his share of detractors over the years. Initially, it was the other students in school, jealous of his accolades early on. They were petty, believing that he was nothing more than the son of his father, cruising through life on a family name that had meant very little in the political world at the time. How would that be any type of influence? He wondered.


It didn’t matter in the long run. In one part of the world, he was ‘The Inevitable’. In another, he was ‘The Only’. Here, in the Omega Wrestling Alliance, he was known as ‘The Sexual Titan’. Kind of a downgrade, one would presume. The OWA locker room took the same stance that so many others before would take. As soon as they saw the man pull into the arena in one of the luxury cars, they thought he was being something that he wasn’t. He wouldn’t use the term fake, but for some reason, those words had likely slipped out on occasion by one of the many critics. They hadn’t even seen him in the ring prior, not in this way.


Whether it was that, the woman on his arm, the athleticism that simply couldn’t be matched by the roster. The combined efforts left a lot of people green with envy. He knew that, and paid little attention to such ignorance. They were the problem, not him. He was the one playing chess in a room of people struggling to figure checkers out. The BOB Games were only the beginning. There was a target on the back of Kimberly Chase and himself. Rightfully so.


There was a target on his back in the six person tag team contest. Rightfully so.


Triple threat, and now even at Olympus when he goes one on one with MAV. Again, rightfully so. 


Again, they were the problem. Not him. 


Even upon their arrival at the Budai Gourmet Chinese Restaurant in Albuquerque, Kimberly Chase and Ramesses got the looks that they hadn’t asked for. Their mere presence, like in OWA, caused some to grind their teeth and sneer. They couldn’t look away, however. How dare someone go in to eat a quick dinner before the show! It was as if he could read their minds. Pathetic.


While they sat, ordering the best that the establishment could provide, their eyes met each other. The only sign of sanity in this world was through the pupils of the other. He couldn’t help but give a smile over every time she looked his way. This was no getaway though, why would it be? Miami was a long throw away, Los Angeles was played out. New York City was fine for a moment, but the two had spent weeks there while doing business. This was the best they could get though? This...City?


The cheekbones on the other patrons looked as if they were on the set of the Hills Have Eyes. Their words were spoken with such small intent, leading Kimberly to jokingly ask him if Sears really was the best place to buy tires. With such disregard for the ignorance surrounding them, they simply kept to themselves. They would be out of this town soon enough. Just get through Olympus, embarrass his opponent by doing things they couldn’t do. Maybe then, they could escape the disgusting rabbit hole that was Albuquerque. At least, that was the hope.


“Have you ever watched the Bugs Bunny cartoons?” She extended her hand over the table, taking his in the process. There was something so innocent and casual about the way she spoke of that ‘wabbit’. 


“I did. When I was younger, my sister and I would sit and watch. We would always be entertained while he escaped the guy with the big forehead, or the weird guy with the red beard. Always outsmarting the pathetically idiotic. It was therapeutic for a time. I always identified with the Roadrunner. Lightning fast, always a step ahead of the idiot coyote. He had his critic who would showcase himself with such ignorance, it’s so much like today.” Considering how long ago the cartoons were made, it was amazing how accurate the ideals of the antagonists were. They were one dimensional, like a Jack Daniels. They were fish out of the water, like The M-A-V, or MAV.. Whatever that seemed to be. They would succeed in their minds, but ultimately contribute nothing to the world surrounding them. So little has changed.


“I refuse to believe that this match tonight is anything more than a punishment for your antics in the six person tag match a few weeks ago. It isn’t fair to you, you deserve so much better. It should be you going for championships, not..those people.” Her disdain for the competition had grown strong while the two glanced around the restaurant. She had a point, but it was beyond the pure talent level that was the driving force to winning matches in OWA. It wasn’t about being the best at anything. It was who was going to put the most effort in. How bad did they want it? One would imagine. 


“Look at those people though. The very people who are clamouring for championship gold only want it because they need validation. They need constant reassurance that they deserve to be at the top of the food chain. The same people who starve for attention when they walk into an airport. Those very types craving even just one set of eyes on them. People have the innate ability to be anything they want, yet they choose to be pro wrestlers because it’s easy. The only way they can touch gold is by going into a ring in front of a bunch of swine and ballet dance their way to victory. They try so hard, yet look so uncoordinated. I really love the idea of going out there, putting in such little effort along the way. Even seconds of turning the machine on, and I exploit their flaws.” He knew the truth as to why he was coming up with losses. It was easy to tell that he simply didn’t care whether or not he would come out a victor in the match where one would have to pin another to the mat, or force a submission. To him, losing in a wrestling match fell under the same umbrella as losing a hand in poker. There would always be the next hand, he was bankrolled to play forever if it was what he wanted to do. His opposition, on the other hand, didn’t follow that same set of options. MAV needed to win the match in order to remain in the game. He was running low on chips, so to speak. 


The two had finished their meals several minutes prior to the discussion. It was the conversation that was keeping them at the table. People weren’t exactly lining up at the door to have a meal at the establishment, they knew they had plenty of time before they had to be in a place called ‘The Pit’. As if that wasn’t the most appropriate name for a venue in this city. With all the sponsorships taking the names of arenas in this day in age, could you imagine a high level company putting their name on such a repulsive arena? The Pit of Amazon? Sony Studios Presents The Pit? The Walmart Pit? Wasn’t every Walmart a Pit? He chuckled to himself at the very notion of anyone being foolish enough to brand themselves with that name.

“Ramesses, I know you can go in there and completely vanquish anyone you set foot in the ring with. You’re doing them a favor, truly, and I’m proud of you for being so generous. It’s really hard to constantly give to the less fortunate. I just feel that like so many others, MAV wouldn’t appreciate the donation you’re willing to give to him. I’m still waiting for the Thank You present from Savannah Sunshine and MYOJIN following what we gave them at Final Destination. Zero gratitude. Just, don’t lower yourself to appease others so much. I don’t want you to be one of those guys who simply gets paid to lose. You’re better than that, and you always will be.” Her concern was genuine, she was used to surrounding herself with more successful people inside of the industry. Her track record included Champions, and prospects who were destined to be Champions at some point. It wasn’t that way with Ramesses though, she knew that. He already had been on top of the food chain in other promotions, it simply wasn’t interesting to him. He wouldn’t shower her in title belts, but with a Newport Beach mansion and a yacht that would make Zuckerberg’s cheeks turn red. Even if he wasn’t a self made success, he was more than happy to give her some of the most impressive things that money could buy. 


“My Sekhmet. You’re worrying about what I like to call the explosive non-factor. Was David Beckham the most successful football player of all time? No, he wasn’t. People still know his name, and will buy anything he attaches his name to. Brad Pitt isn’t the greatest actor, yet the world cannot stop speaking of him. Tesla hasn’t sold the most cars in the last year, yet more people know Elon Musk than William Clay Ford. Even if MAV is able to come away with the victory against me, what would it actually do for him? He’ll still leave the arena, this time with a false sense of confidence that he is a ‘somebody’. He will then go to the airport, fly home, and sit around as he waits for another opportunity. Wins and losses don’t define a brand, it’s about marketability. I could have a hundred matches here without a win to my name and I will still be where I am. The brand will continue to rise, and we will be just as happy as we have been since arriving here. We’re simply here because it’s a thing to do. We get to walk out in front of thousands who wish they were us. Granted, we could do that anywhere, but there’s always something fun about you and I rubbing it in the noses of people who are so obsessed with succeeding in this place of combat. It’s a game, nothing more.” 


The tough guy act would simply be that, an act. He wasn’t going to enter the ring at Olympus with that. The intensity wasn’t an option, that would result in having an excessive desire to run a man’s head through the canvas. He didn’t hold any personal grudge against the likes of this gentleman. It was not about personal issues, or even professional ones. Anything Ramesses did, he did because it was what he wanted to do. The relaxed moment between the two was coming to an end, he could feel it. The look from a patron to one of the servers gave away the man’s feelings. Once the derogatory term was used while the server was away, the Sexual Titan had enough. He stood from the table, politely excusing himself to walk over to the idiot patron. 


“What? You work here too? Give me some damn service!”


Without a single bit of hesitation, Ramesses grabbed the fortune cookie sitting on the table, glaring down at the patron. One swift smack with the cookie in hand would send the patron to the floor. The crumbled cookie descended down onto him while Ramesses watched with a smirk.

“Why on earth would I work here? I’m not Asian.”


Dusting off his hand following the attack, Ramesses glanced over his shoulder at the cackling Kimberly Chase. She quickly took his hand, staring down at the patron.

“Please do that to MAV!”


Her eagerness spoke volumes. Returning her smile with one of his own, he nodded. After grabbing a second fortune cookie, he turned to Kimberly.

“As you wish.”


And just like that, the stage was set. Ramesses to fight a guy with the aid of a fortune cookie. The world would be talking about it for at least ten minutes. Maybe longer.
Savannah Sunshine.
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 28th 2021, 5:39 pm by Savannah Sunshine.
Admittedly, Savannah Sunshine had not been herself lately. But, let's be honest... She hadn't been herself in a long time. She was beginning to believe that this version of herself was the version she would be stuck with. In fact, it was the version she had been stuck with since she had returned to the world of wrestling just a few months ago. It's no surprise that the Queen of Candyland is not so sunshine-y and bubbly as she once was before. She's no longer afraid to speak her mind and be truthful and open and honest, though she still fights hard to maintain that neutral line and balance. But, it's harder and harder to figure out what's toeing the line. It's hard to figure out just how much is too much sometimes. But, she's still kicking, still alive, still fighting as hard as she can fight. That much has been made abundantly clear since her return to OWA.



There's no time to dwell on her inner battle as she sits on the steps of the porch, it's familiar. Somewhere she had been plenty of times over the span of their four year long relationship, she had only come by to spend time with their son. But, there was a slight tension in the air that needed to be resolved. They hadn't spoken much since the breakup. It had been unexpected, but it made them both grow up after all of it. They hadn't ended on bad terms, in fact, it was easier to co-parent these days than anything else. Gaze drifts out towards the night sky, glancing up at the stars that litter the sky above them. It's the calm before the storm, the still of the night, as they sit there on the steps together. Even with some space left between them, it's comfortable enough.




"So... What are you up to lately?"




AXL's voice speaks up, breaking the silence, as Savannah stretches her legs out in front of her. She inhales a gentle breath with a brief shrug, glancing at him momentarily.




"Little bit of everything lately. Though, I'm up against Azumi this week. So, I've been trying to get my head on straight and really dig down deep for this one. I'm pretty sure I've lost every single time I've been put up against her. So, I need to make sure I do whatever it takes to give my full attention to this. I don't want to repeat history in the worst way possible."




Brows furrowed together momentarily, before AXL shuffled a bit closer to wrap an arm loosely around her shoulders. He sighs audibly, a low hum as he nods. "Well, then you go out there and you give it your all. I know it's bothering you to have to deal with this. Knowing that the person who halted everything you had been working so hard for is your opponent once more. But, no one knows you from the inside out like I do."




Savannah grumbles slightly, to which AXL rolls his eyes a bit.




"Maybe I'm a little bit wrong with that one, especially with the new changes in your life over the past few months. But, the point is that you can't let her get in your head. That's where you struggle the most, you're always falling into the trap that people set for you and you take the bait and then? You become your own worst enemy."




There's a beat of silence that passes between them, but she knows he's right. She's always been her own worst critic, the one who hounds herself the most, the one who has the least confidence in herself.




"... Yeah, you're right, I guess. Even if I hate to admit when you're right. I have to go out there and I have to do whatever it takes to seize this moment. I cannot let myself fall into any traps, even if Azumi isn't the type to play dirty in most aspects of things. I have to be ready for whatever comes my way in this match. I can't let myself get distracted and I have to make sure I pay extra close attention."




She exhales softly, rolling her head around a bit to crack the tension in her neck with a gentle pop. There's a sigh of relief as her head hangs lowly between her legs and AXL gently rubs at her back for a moment. His hand drops after a moment as Savannah sits up again.




"Thanks for the little pep talk. Sorry for taking up your time and for overstaying my welcome. I really do appreciate it though. Enjoy your time with tiny tot. He's a really big handful these days."




She lets out a low whistle, slowly standing to her feet as AXL follows suit. They stand there for a moment, just soaking up the silence, before Savannah glances away from him. Hands tuck into the pockets of her shorts and she waves a hand in a sign of saying goodbye. She takes a couple of steps backwards, watching as AXL returns the wave, before heading out to her car. AXL keeps a watchful eye over her all the way until her car is out of sight and out of mind.




Three days pass by before Savannah shows her face again. This time, it's on the OWA feed, but she's seated on the floor of what appears to be a home gym. It's not much, but it's just enough to keep her busy throughout the days and stay focused and sharp. She grins brightly, waving a hand with slight enthusiasm, before hands fall into her lap. "Well, here we are again. I didn't manage to catch a win in my last match, but I put up one hell of a fight. Big shoutout to my new friend, Theo', for all of his hard work." She claps her hands slowly, before continuing. "Anyway, with that out of the way, there is a new challenge placed before me. One that I am well acquainted with both inside and outside of the ring. Yet, we are also unfamiliar with one another because there have been some changes within myself.”




“I say this time and time again, but I am not the same person I was when I first showed my face around OWA. I think I have made that abundantly clear enough and I know people have a hard time listening. But, I am tired of repeating myself. So, I won’t say anything much else on that. But, you seem to have me confused here. You say history repeats itself, that much is true. After all, look at what we’re up against here: Each other. But, make no mistake about it, Azumi… I do not intend to be the one left in the dust this time. In fact, it’s unfortunate for you, but you cannot take a win off of my back.”




“It’s taken me a long time to come to grips with this new version of myself. The version that I can’t seem to get rid of. The one that bears down upon me like a sack of bricks. It’s not all sunshine and rainbows anymore, that much is true. But, it’s not all darkness either, but I know when to stop allowing people to walk all over me these days. I am no longer willing to be a mere doormat, I am no longer willing to take disrespect from anyone. I know you mean well in the things you’ve said, but I also don’t like how backhanded a lot of those comments are. But, that’s okay! I get it, I’ve made a lot of people lose faith in me for various reasons. But, I’m not making mistakes anymore. I can’t afford to make mistakes.”




“Heart and soul and spirit was not enough before. But, maybe if I keep fighting the good fight and I keep my head on straight and I--”




She cuts herself off abruptly, loud laughter spilling from her lips as she tosses her head back. She rocks slightly on impact, but catches herself as she shakes her head.




“Let’s be real here, heart and soul and spirit never did much for me before. But, I’ve still got it. Somewhere in there. It shows every single time I step foot into the ring and this time? I won’t hold back a single punch, a single kick, a single strike. I know where I went wrong the last time, I know that I cannot afford to allow myself to slip up even just a smidge. So, I have to give everything I have in order to accomplish something. I have to drop the nice girl stuff and stop allowing people to think I’m the weak link. Savannah Sunshine is not the weak link, not now, not anymore.”




“I like you, Azumi. I really do. That’s why I’m going to enjoy every single second of this match with you. It’ll be a constant reminder that you took everything from me. That you took what I had worked so hard to earn once upon a time. Just know, whatever happens out in that ring? It’s just business. It’s nothing personal, right? Of course it isn’t… Good luck! You’re definitely going to need it.”




There’s a bright grin on Savannah’s lips as she waves a hand towards the camera once more, shifting forward to grab her cellphone as the scene soon comes to a close.


Devi Krysis and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

The Council
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 28th 2021, 4:28 pm by The Council
One victory. One victory is what has been chalked up since you’ve last laid your eyes on me. You know the dominance and the poise in which RD3, and I were to dispatch of our opponents. People wanted excitement. They wanted a title match, they wanted what they paid for and we gave it to them. The council, we delivered, and we decided right then and there who will be able to take these titles from us. What’s apparent to everyone now, is that those people are nowhere to be found within OWA. Hell, we don’t know if they even exist. We know that those who need to take it these titles from us are those with the gumption and attitude to try and overthrow a regime that has been many years in the making. Yet they want to try and try as they might it’s not enough. We’re on a different level, we’re able to do what we want because we’ve earned it. Being a team that was made out of the animosity we had for each other and the team that emerged from it became the one to beat. Oasis knew what he was doing. He wanted a team that could beat everyone in this entire system so he got me and RD3 together to do just that. Now I still hate his guts, I still hate what he thought he could do when I brought the power to him, but other than that I still team with him because of one thing, we know what it takes to keep our reign together. You see teams work because people think they need a bond. But what’s a better bond then knowing your partner can handle their own. You see when it came down to it, when it came down to winning our titles, me and RD3 held the advantage of trust in our partner. We knew our strengths would be enough to get us through with what was needed of us, and it did in the end. We did what we needed to do, we gave what we needed to give, and we became a better team than any of those other teams could even imagine. And not because of teamwork, but because of just the simple fact that we are better. So many will try and so many will keep coming to bat and they’ll keep falling. Just look at who we have before us now.


We have a man who I haven’t seen ever, and another whose name doesn’t even ring a bell. An Unknown and the Unseen, it’s bothersome, it’s insulting of my own caliber to put these types of assholes in our path. You continue to see the degradation of the tag titles the mere instance where they want to keep throwing us no names so that they can feel good about actually giving us “competition” without giving us noteworthy opponents. This is not only what Kingdom has fallen to but what OWA is about. OWA continues to throw unworthy people to the wolves so they can try and satiate the hunger. But what they’re doing is just letting us get more and more hungry. It’s very unbecoming of this promotion, to continue to do this to us because they think they can try to do the bare minimum. I don’t know who else is in charge, I don’t know who they think they’re pleasing, but it seems to be that they want to do it this way so that they can keep pleasing. It’s insane, it’s out of the ordinary and, for me, it’s just downright disrespectful to what I can bring to the table in terms of entertainment and wrestling. Backstage wants to take it easy and wants to just bring in people they think will be good when in actuality they need to utilize everyone in the back so that they can show off their talent. Because that’s what these titles deserve. They deserve to see the best brought to their knees and the best brought down before the whole world. It’s all that these cattle know, and it’s all that they will know. I want competition so I can continue to show these people what it means to be a champion. Without being able to show them that or even just to give them that right to it, then what was winning the gold for. I want to be in history books, I want to fill it with accolade upon accolade, something not many people here are able to do. And because of this I need the competition. If I don’t have it then I’ll keep eliminating these little lambs until we finally get someone. Jodan, Ishikari, I hope you have made peace with whatever god you believe in. I hope you have because you’re going to need them by your side when you step in that ring. If not then you’ll just need to hand in your papers and tell OWA you’re done.
Darkane
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 28th 2021, 3:18 pm by Darkane
When you come at the GraveWorm you best not miss.

I hope that’s etched on my tombstone one day whenever I kick the bucket.

Reason being - in my youth when I was around eighteen or nineteen I got bagged red-handed for robbing a bank plus assault and battery for good measure. My dumbass walked in without a piece, without a cover-up or anything, right up to the teller, balls to the wall, and adrenaline pumping. I yanked that bitch into the pane of glass between us through the little slot where you exchange checks and shit. She cracked her fucking skull so hard there was a chip in the glass from her front tooth. Of course, she would go on to press charges when she came out of a medically induced coma a week and a half later. I was eventually tackled and tazed with a military bag full of cash once I made my rounds and my body lit up like a pinball machine. My lawyer at the time who was no Saul Goodman in his own right somehow made me plead guilty and wormed me into a ten-year sentence. He said I should count my lucky stars and I said he should go fuck himself.

I’ll tell you this much. Morgan Freeman said it best: Prison is no fairy tale world. 

You gotta have your connections, you gotta watch your six at all times and you certainly can’t lone wolf it. Even the baddest motherfuckers ran with their crews at all times. When I first arrived I was definitely singled out. I mean a fresh-faced baby Darkane at nineteen years old wasn’t the worst thing in the world, but I held my own. And as the months passed I started to gain a reputation, and eventually about a year in I was my block’s kingpin. Everybody from cold-blooded killers, to psycho fucking maniacs plucking wings off of flies, and even tax evaders wanted to test their own merit and see how their deck stacked against Darkane. So every couple of weeks or so I held a contest. I’d have a mile-long line backed into the kitchen sometimes, of assholes who would get one punch and one punch only. One shot to knock me clean out on my ass, and if they succeeded their reputation skyrocketed. Only one man managed to do so and he cheated by stomping on my foot first, the fuckin’ prick.

Like I said, when you come at the GraveWorm you best not miss.

And Stark? You couldn’t hit water if you fell off the titanic.

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel at this point.

But you continue to swim, don’t you? A cute little fishy with make-believe red eyes under the impression that he can swim with the sharks until one devours him whole. It’s such a shame ain’t it? How can a man resurrected from the bowels of hell be so fucking powerless? Nate Cage thought he was an advocate from the pits of hell too, carrying out the devil’s work at his behest, only to have a mental breakdown when I separated reality from fiction and made him watch the championship he thought he was pegged for, fall into the hands of someone who outclassed him in every conceivable way. What makes you any different Stark? Oh, that’s right, that stupid M stamped on your face which stemmed from what? A total shitshow to rid Nathan Fiora of the Omega Heavyweight Championship and vanquish The Father and his followers for good. The man who you’ve loathed for years on end, victorious, while you sat there like a spare tit and watched helplessly. I saw it, everybody saw it, the look of disdain on your face as he carried on IN SPITE OF YOU. That whole crusade spun up and drawn out for fucking nothing but I’m sure the next day you were over it, which is so apropos. That is peak Stark; one day he’s in it to win it all, the next day he’s in a cloud of smoke getting his ass rammed on League of Legends with his 420 friendly username: xC0ckshapedB0ngx- on his DX racer down in his man cave without a fucking care in the world.

That’s what separates champions from chumps.

That’s what separates men from boys.

That’s what separates Darkane from Stark.

It’s not rocket science, it really isn’t, but here you are at my doorstep, clamoring for ANOTHER World Championship match, taking the place of someone way more deserving like Noah Reigner, Matt Miles, Finnegan Wakefield, Nobi, and the list goes on and fucking on. I said I was a fighting champion and I will not stray away from that sentiment. I guess if you’re in the ear of people in high places you can get anything your heart desires. What would you do with this championship besides make a fucking mockery out of it? I wouldn’t put it past you to design some fucking botched eyesore of a concept like the Big Bhaker Championship and take the wind out of the Omega Heavyweight Championship’s sails in one fellow swoop. You’d be the kind of brainless sack of shit stoner to stick the Omega Heavyweight Championship in your fish tank at home to make a makeshift castle for them even though they’re belly up in the brown water, you insipid dullard. 

Despite your lack of mental capacity and despite your lazy ass, knuckle-dragging train of thought 95% of the time, I’m not going to spare you a morsel of degradation. I’m gonna make you gargle on your fucking innards while you’re in a stupor with that infamous glazed-over look in your eyes. This isn’t a war of attrition, Stark,  this is a lamb being led to its slaughter on a fucking conveyer belt. This shit is a room service beatdown, just for mere enjoyment if not to show Graham what I caught in my jowls. Majin Stark? HA! What a fucking farce. You’re the same ragtag ball of shit and wasted potential that’s been rolling downhill since 2017. Even in ‘17 and ‘18 the general consensus was that you mailed it in most of the time and as a rookie in that span, I didn’t know shit from a hole in the ground, who was I to knock you off your pedestal? But I do remember after you won the National Elite Championship, you fucking dogged it in one of the most pitiful championship reigns in wrestling history when you succumbed to, drum roll please….

Prince of Phenomenalolololol.

I can only cringe Stark, I can only cringe. The narrative hasn’t changed one iota since then. For years you’ve been boxed in as a wishy-washy wasted roster space. But Darkane! I won the OWA Television Championship and got my career back on track! Oh really? Bullshit. A worthless fifty six day turd of a reign wiped out by Finnegan Wakefield, the same pretzel rod I fucking DEVASTATED on the same night you puked all over yourself in that weak-ass triple threat with Keelan and Fiora at Clash of Titans. But but Darkane! I PINNED YOU FOR THE SSW PURORESU WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! YEAH! GOTCHA THERE DIDN’T I?

Yeah?

How far did that get you?

I rest my fucking case.

I guess that begs the question. Which Stark will show up on Olympus? Which Stark will either wow the world or let it down once again? I hope it’s Stark at his pinnacle, I truly do. I hope Stark dials it back to where he actually shows up, albeit once in a blue moon, clean as a whistle; passes the urine test and the whole nine. Where he balls his fists and awaits the bell. I’ll walk straight up to you and ask. Is this it? THIS is who opposes me? And by the time The EMTs show up, the ambulance sirens blare, the crowd stands silent and stunned as I collect my pound of flesh holding the Omega Heavyweight Championship above my head. It will be a cruel, wicked reminder.

That even if Stark is at his best.

I will turn him into his fucking worst.

VaeVictisBD, Aria Jaxon, Noah Reigner and Rebecca Filth have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Rebecca Brookes
"Blood is Thicker Than Water." -- Odyssey (1)
Post May 28th 2021, 12:00 am by Rebecca Brookes
Blood trickled down the fingers of Rebecca Brookes as she laid resting in the chair of the emergency department of a random hospital somewhere in Denver, Colorado - the blood coming from the aftermath of the brawl that was taking place before the show with Hana Nakajima, all of it captured on fan footage recording that was uploaded onto YouTube the night of the Odyssey show. The pool of blood below the chair continued to grow with every drop that fell from her fingers, doctors came out from behind their desks to clean up the mess that rested underneath Rebecca but her focus is elsewhere, focus is on what she’s just been through with her former friend. That’s all she could even think about.

“Rebecca? Hey, hey, Rebecca!”

The voice rang out through the halls of the hospital, but the voice sounded familiar, and one that Rebecca was not expecting to hear. Soon turning her head to face down the corridor as he stood up onto her feet, seeing her own brother quickly walking down and reaching out to her- but the sight of her bandaged up and bloodied hand stops him from doing so. Bringing his hands back so he couldn’t hurt her hands anymore than how they already might be hurt.

“Rebecca, are you okay? I saw the clip as I was coming over to here- has she lost her fucking mind or something? What’s going on with you two anymore?”

There’s nothing but silence from Rebecca, keeping her hand close to her chest as she silently takes her seat back where she just was. Ryan took a seat right beside her younger sister, trying to comfort her but there’s simply no emotion on her face. Nothing about her shows any kind of emotion. No body language, a blank expression on her face, a dead set glare in her eyes.

“Rebecca, I need you to talk to me, I can’t just wonder what’s going on in your head by myself. There needs to be some sort of communication between me and you-”

“There doesn’t need to be.”

Her silence is broken but her expressions stay the same, a slight bit of an eye roll but nothing more nor nothing less. Ryan leaned forward, trying to get a better look at Rebecca’s face and to try and grab her attention, breaking her straight-ahead glare.

“I just want to know what went down-”

“I said I don’t need to talk about it!” Interrupting her brother, turning her head to face him as Ryan brings his head back, startled. “I’ve had it up to fucking here with her shit, I thought we were over with it, I thought we were done with it at Final Destination. I hoped it was done between us by then. Then she cost me the biggest prize I could have ever asked for throughout my entire career.”

“...she cost you the OWA Women’s World Championship. One pinfall away from it. I know what she did and I know she shouldn’t have done it.”

“Then why are you asking me how I feel? Why do you ask about what went down or what went through my head? For someone like you, I expected you to know something like that- know the emotion that goes through your body.”

“Because violence isn’t my first answer, Beckie. It never was.” Ryan takes a long, deep breath. “If only you could understand it the same way, Beckie, it could help you so much. It wouldn’t lead you to ending up here every time.“

“Trust me, when I get my hands on her again. There won’t be another time.” A slight chuckle. “Just one last trip to the hospital and that’s it. She’s bringing it upon herself, and if it’s a violently-fused Rebecca she’s looking for then she’s got what she’s wished for.”

“Rebecca, please-”

Rebecca soon stands from her seat and looks to her brother, shaking her head and then walking off back down the hall. Not a word from her, not even a hint to where she’s going, just turning her back on Ryan and distancing herself from him.

“If the doctor comes looking for me, tell them I’ll be back later.”

“Rebecca, for fuck sake! Come back here!”

Ryan’s voice echoed through the halls but it’s no use, Rebecca turns the corner and she’s out of Ryan’s sight, it was a night of confusion and violence. There’s emotions running high, even if people are hiding them from everyone else.

~~~~~~~~

I was this close to becoming the OWA Women’s World Champion.

This. Close.

I don’t think anyone knows how that feels -- I mean, maybe there are some that do but still -- to have someone take the biggest opportunity away from you because they are jealous still after beating them at the grandest stage of them all, and in front of over one hundred thousand people, something like that truly breaks a woman. Mentally, and I’ll happily admit it to you all, I am broken. I am hurt. Leaving myself vulnerable like that and asking for some sort of pity isn’t what I intended to be like but I’m an honest woman and I can speak my mind very clearly and speak about how I truly feel. After what Hana did at the Atlantis Kick Off Show, there weren't tears running down my face, there wasn’t sadness or sorrow hovering over me like a thick fog which left me blinded. There was anger. There was hatred. There was violence. In the heat of every single moment I had for weeks on end, the first answer would be violence. That’s never the first answer to anything, there’s never been any sort of situation where violence is the first answer.

I never thought I’d be saying this but she’s turning me into a version of myself I never knew I had in me, a more violent and anger-filled version of myself that gives zero fucks to the world, that cares for nobody and not even myself. I’ve had many nights where I thought to myself about what if’s or what not -- eventually I’d turn them down because that’s not me. It never was meant to be me -- but simply, I digress, because I have to move on. Hana is another problem for another time, and maybe it’ll be something I bring up soon but this weekend we head to Honolulu and to be frank, I’ve never been there but this weekend brings a heavy fight. It’s not someone I’m going to brush off as a pass by or a weak link. Harper earned her place. Harper earned her spot. I’m not going to forget our past, she was my first opponent on Odyssey. We both made our debuts in the same match on the same night. We’ve been side by side with one another just like that.

I never would think of it to be a friendship but some sort of an agreement. We acknowledge one another’s presences, we acknowledge one another’s success and failures and we move on with our days. This night will be different however. This isn’t about just one match with us in it, this is for the OWA Goddesses Championship and I know Gwen’s got her eyes on my prized possession. My championship. I’ve seen her before when she’s in that zone and she’s fearless, she’s malicious, she’s violent to the core but in a good way. She sees what she wants and she accomplished her goals. But this championship right here, resting on my shoulder every single night, is the one prize she’s had her eyes on since the beginning and I know that all too well. We were in the same match at Civil War when this championship was on the line. We both were teeing off with one another along the way, we both wanted this so badly but sometimes she forgets who truly came out on top and I don’t blame her for it.

There’s been countless times where she’s put me down on the mat and left me looking up at the lights and dammit, I’m not afraid to admit it, she’s got my number on numerous occasions, and I’m not scared to say that I fear my reign could simply come to an end in Honolulu but for as long as I breathe the heart of a fuckin’ lion, I will keep this championship close to me. Gwen, we’ve been down this road so many times together and it’s the same swan song with one another, you want to prove yourself whereas I want to stake claims, it was the same when we both debuted on Odyssey all those months ago. But one calendar year later and here we are, with me as the Goddess and you with no crown. I thought by now you’d have stepped up to the plate because, Gwen, I waited for you. Since I won this title at Civil War, I waited patiently for you. I waited and waited and waited but you allowed yourself to be skipped, you allowed yourself to be pushed over, you allowed yourself to be forgotten and that’s not the Gwen I know so well.

What happened to you, Gwen? Where did the old you go that seems to be the push over for everyone?

As I’ve said, you’ve beaten me on numerous occasions and on those numerous occasions, you've beaten me fair and square. You can easily do the same again, but it’s like the tale of Icarus goes, the wings grew and they were made from wax. When he flew too close to the sun, the wings melted and he fell flat into the earth. I’ve watched you rise like a fuckin’ phoenix here on Odyssey and I’ve watched you soar. You’re one of the best around here along with some of the others, but after Civil War, you plummeted and you fell, and then you crashed down into the earth. It seemed like nobody could pick you back up again. A shame really because I was waiting for the moment that Gwen Harper could soar the skies again and come find me inside of the ring but I remember what I said back then, it remains a truthful statement to this day after everything we’ve been through. I made you to be who you are, and without me, there would never have been a Gwen Harper like you see today. I know that got into your head, and I know it hurt you, because the truth hurts and it doesn’t matter if you’re the good girl or the bad girl, the truth’s got to come out either way.

In Honolulu, I look to defend this title and I look to raise the bar for this title, with or without you, Gwen. I look to continue my reign as the OWA Goddesses Champion, with or without you, Gwen. I look to carry a heritage, a prestige, a lineage of this specific championship- with or without you, Gwen. I know you want this as bad as the next person in line but at the end of the day, I’m on another level where I cannot be stopped and I cannot be controlled. This championship stays with The Goddess of War, and I’ll go to war again for this championship with you if I have to. My blood has been boiling a hell of a long time now, Gwen, and I’ve been dying to find someone to let my anger out onto. Sadly, you’re the one standing across the ring from me, and this championship is up for grabs. I really have no choice but to, Gwen.

And as for you, Hana. I hope you’ll be there come this Saturday, because we’re not done yet. Oh, believe me, we surely are not. And whilst I’ve got your attention, I found out something very interesting when I watched the blood drip from my fingers when I constantly bashed your skull in.

Blood is much thicker than water.

And I’m one hard bitch to get through.

Aria Jaxon, Devi Krysis and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Emmanuelle
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 27th 2021, 11:59 pm by Emmanuelle
Note: Thanks to Project: Honor and their website for this exclusive footage from their Brazillian tour. 



Expotrade Arena
Curitiba, Brazil


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After her match, Emmanuelle can be seen beaming as she walks into the shot with two belts in her possession, one in each hand. Everyone knows the one in her left is the WrestleWorld Shogun Championship, proof of the division that she’s ruled with an iron fist since gaining the title months ago. The belt in her right is the newly acquired Warrior Rising Championship, which she just bested the legendary Scott Oasis to win in stunning fashion just moments before the time limit expired. With a smug grin, Emmy drops the belts onto the table with a loud thud in front of the gathering of reporters before dropping into a provided chair and propping her feet up. Before she speaks there is a period of silence, only interrupted by the next match announcement from ringside and booming music.


“Does anyone still doubt my credentials? Hmm? Now, most of you aren’t the typical idiots I see at these pressers so this is more a rhetorical question, but yeah. Is there anyone out there who doesn’t believe that anywhere I go I cannot be a threat? Or am I the only person getting the pattern here? I go to WrestleWorld with only Carlos Rosso’s name to vouch for me and within months I’m an undefeated singles champion. I came to Project Honor a few months later and bided my time with joke matches and quirky opponents. The first time I get a big-time title opportunity, I take it and add it to my collection. I don’t just talk, I get things done. I don’t fold in the big moments, I get bigger. The Warrior Rising Championship is a fitting complimentary piece to my Shogun title. The Shogun title is a symbol of authority, your stature at the top of a hierarchy. This title is a symbol of my rise in pro wrestling. You people don’t really get it though, how unprecedented this is, how ridiculous this is. Barely two years ago I was a fucking ACCOUNTANT. I sat in some office cubicle crunching numbers, nobody took notice of me at all. I was just the cute little half-Japanese girl that idiots tried to hit on because they had an Asian fetish. A year ago, I was a relative unknown in the wrestling world. Nobody outside of California’s independent scene even knew what my name was. I was bullying independent promoters to the point I was the highest paid independent star on the American west coast. Now, look where I am at. A double champion, beating Hall of Famers and superstars left and right. And I’m only scratching the surface of my potential. Yes, you heard me correctly: I can still get even better. But I’m not doing this to prove my strength and shit to the world or write my name in history. That’s some outdated, romantic bullshit. Every time you win one of THESE (holds up both belts), you get more money, more contract offers, more everything. So, I’m not going to stop on my quest of collecting these trinkets. I’m going to have a nice little party here in the city tonight, catch a flight out to Hawaii not long after that, and then I’m going to make another statement but this time in an OWA ring. Thank you all so much for your time, the pleasure was all yours.”


Even as reporters try to scramble to ask her questions in a mix of Portugese and English, Emmy jumps up from the table and collects her titles, walking away without saying another word. 






Levels



Most times in life, it’s not about how you start but how you finish. And I think you would be pretty hard pressed to find someone who finishes like I have finished of late. You all know by now the growing list of people I have sonned and daughtered between those wrestling ropes. People that get the respect of not just the fans but the boys and girls in the locker room, people who probably took one look at this rich girl from the Palisades and thought that there was no way in the world she could hang. 


Appearances can be deceiving. 


Look at my opposition in Hawaii, BIANCA. The mega-star in the making, OWA’s latest shiny toy that they are hyping up. Hell, she’s so brimming with confidence that she’s already laid down the challenge to Alyssa Grace for her briefcase. That is fucking awesome. See, here’s the thing, she can go out there and do that and I respect it. Me? I don’t have to do any of that. People often mistake desperation for taking initiative. Gunning for a guaranteed title shot seems VERY desperate to me, especially for someone so highly touted, someone who is a former World Champion in Japan. I could have just as easily strolled out and demanded the same opportunity, or upstaged her by going for one of the title-toting big dogs right out of the gate but I have shown one trait in my career when it comes to my long-term strategy: Patience. 


I like to peep people up close, see what they’re about before making my move. When I won the DreamScape match over in the WrestleWorld territory, I made every champion there sweat it out for weeks on end before I made my move. I saw who was weak, who was strong, who was ripe for the pickings. And as you probably know by now, I did not miss my shot. 


Project Honor was more of a waiting game for a different reason. Your girl didn’t quite click there the same way she has in other places, so instead of getting down on myself or picking up my ball and going home like so many wrestlers are prone to do, I stuck it out until an opportunity presented itself. Once again, The Princess of the Palisades did NOT fucking miss. 


I don’t mind waiting a while to get acclimated to OWA. I always, always play the long game. It’s amusing though to see BIANCA now. I remember when I first stepped into the OWT facility to train when I saw her, her hair was a lot longer and she wasn’t quite as muscular as she is today. I knew the reputation, I knew what the plan and vision for her was but I never came to be blown away by her. Sure, she won the JET title and she’s been OWT Women’s Champion, but can she say she bypassed OWT’s touring circuit entirely because she was so fucking good that there was just nothing for her to do? No. but I can. I wasn’t even wrestling three years ago, I trained with an absolute lunatic two years ago and just over a year ago my wrestling career in big-time promotions started in earnest. Are we really gonna compare the level of competition that BIANCA’s faced to the shit I’ve been through? No. Because there’s a difference between beating Camille Mashima in front of 20 people in a fucking bingo hall than beating a former OWA WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION in the Estadio Azteca in front of 90000 people on PPV. 


There’s levels to this shit, boys and girls, and you’re looking at the girl who is presently wrestling at a level that only people like Aria Jaxon or Darkane or maybe Finnegan Wakefield would ever understand. When I am at my best, regardless of the opponent, I’m nearly unbeatable. I don’t really have anything against BIANCA either. She’s pretty, she’s tough, she’s a fine wrestler and I think one day she’ll make an outstanding OWA Goddesses Champion or OWA Openweight Champion. Maybe one day she’ll reach the dizzying heights of becoming Outlaw Champion. Perhaps she can find someone on the OWT roster to drag up and they can go after the tag titles. That division is so light and mediocre I’m pretty sure I could win the belts by myself if I pleased, so BIANCA could surely do it with a partner, yeah? 


But she’s in for a lifetime of disappointment if she thinks she’s going to be World Champion before me. And in for even more disappointment if she can claim to take me seriously while being more worried about Alyssa Grace sitting at ringside instead of the double-champion and aspiring triple champion that will be standing right across the ring from her. 


She wouldn’t be the first one to make the mistake that so many others make. “She’s too little.” “Carlos trained her so how good could she be.” “She’s just here because Diantha’s a buddy of hers.” 


Maybe one day people will learn that they’re wrestling an opponent and just their opponent. Not their background, not their friends, just the person standing across the ring from them. Appearances are very much deceiving. People are scared of BIANCA, but to me she’s nothing more than a little attention-starved girl in a monster’s body, trying to bow up and show the world she’s ready for the big time. Unfortunately for Miss Godzilla, I’m not some docile little human just waiting to be trampled. Under this pretty face and flawless skin is a complete fucking savage, a wrestling genius with no time for stories about other people’s ambitions or desires. 


That four way match was just a taste, an appetizer to get the OWA Universe addicted to the drug that is the Platinum Standard. This match against BIANCA? This will be art. A work finer than anything that Rembrandt or Raphael or Bernini could even fathom. I’m going to utterly embarrass this girl while all the hoes are watching and do it with so much style, finesse and flair that my inbox is going to be filled with offers for title matches, endorsements and contract offers.


This weekend, you all are going to learn that even OWA’s golden calves, their special children, their monsters-in-training still have to heed that special rule, that Platinum Rule, the cardinal rule of survival in professional wrestling: 

Don’t. Fuck. With. Emmanuelle.

The Banshee and Darkane have spoken. It’s such good shit!

The Banshee
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 27th 2021, 11:43 pm by The Banshee
ODYSSEY PROMO 2

The camera opens up inside the Odyssey Ring, which has been set up at the Stan Sheriff Center in Honolulu, the site of the next Saturday Night Odyssey. The Banshee is standing alone in the ring, Karma not in her hands, but a microphone instead. The arena is dark and empty, save for a few ambient lights over the ring. 

"Ahh, so the little chihuahua has a bit of bark in her after all... perhaps this match won't be as boring as I initially thought... I mean, yeah, I'm gonna destroy NAMI once again, maybe teach her a bit of humility in the process... but truth be told, I just want to make the bitch scream for mercy while simultaneously denying that very mercy to her! And yes, your manager, boyfriend, or whoever the hell Oni Ushii is, that bastard is correct about one thing: facing you is an insult to someone of my caliber and talent, because you have no talent whatsoever. Do you think that what you've done outside of these ropes matters to The Banshee? Do you think that all your little league amateur tournament wins impress me at all? The only thing impressive that you've done so far is actually believe that you have a fighting chance against the Queen of the Monsters... You call yourself the Golden Queen, well when I tried to Google that... maybe the details aren't important, but your nickname is definitely a "filthy one," but I suppose it's better than calling yourself the Hentai Queen... Your manager is a bit daft too, trying to compare you to Azumi Goto, when you don't deserve to lick the dirt off her boots... You're one pathetic bitch."

"Oni Ushii, you silly bastard... You claim that The Banshee is still "human?" I killed my humanity off with a self-inflicted lobotomy... in other words, I literally killed "myself" just to prove a point... that without Morrighan's "humanity" holding me back, I've become the strongest deity on Odyssey... no, in fact, there is no one stronger in the entire OWA than The Banshee! So don't think that making me bleed means anything, because the sight of blood does nothing for me... it's your soul that I truly hunger for..."

"NAMI, perhaps Oni slapped you once too many times, because he is a very terrible hype-man for you... leading you to slaughter, my little lamb, that's exactly what he's done... For I am a WRESTLING GOD, AND YOU WILL SERVE AS MY SACRIFICIAL TRIBUTE! I will spill your blood in my own honor, and like before, you shall serve as a warning to all those who oppose The Banshee!"

"Am I mad that Aria booked you against me as the opening match? Yes, but not for the reasons you think... no one is more suited for the main event than The Banshee... NO ONE! The Banshee is a "closer," and Main Events are for "closers," whereas you, NAMI, don't even belong on the same card as The Banshee!"

"Oni Ushii, just so you're aware you stupid bastard, that little comment of yours that The Banshee should "worship the ground" that NAMI walks on? You will pay for that remark... but at least NAMI can have a potential roommate when I hospitalize the both of you without breaking a single sweat... If anything, both of you, along with every other sorry ass excuse for an athlete in the OWA should be revering me as the ONE AND ONLY TRUE ROYALTY OF ODYSSEY! I'M THE QUEEN OF THE MONSTERS! NAMI, you're not a queen, not a princess, not even a council member... now bow to me, bitch, and maybe I let you walk away with some of your limbs and organs still intact... but no promises..."

"So NAMI, you think that beating up people in Japan twice your size makes you some sort of big-shot? You think that puts you in The Banshee's league? You're not even in my universe, bitch! So you won some sort of championship in Japan? Well, this isn't JAPAN! This isn't a JET show, this isn't some second-rate league like EAW, this is the top organization on the fucking planet! And do you think that gold is my current goal? The Banshee can claim gold whenever she wants, but right now, the most valuable currency to The Banshee is the blood of those who dare to disrespect her, like Diantha Rosso... NAMI, remember when your arm was snapped in half? Were we in any type of "playhouse" or special structure? Or were we in the middle of this very ring? That's right, there were nothing involved other than me and you... and how did that turn out for you? So don't think that The Banshee needs any special settings, tools, or powers to beat some young upstart that couldn't hack it in a karaoke lounge! But you know something, you are right about one thing... Morrighan McDonnell was a failure... why do you think I killed her, bitch? So keep telling yourself that you're facing Morrighan underneath some clown makeup, because the only one wearing a rubber nose and large shoes around here is you, because if you think you deserve to even breathe the same air as The Banshee, let alone step into the same ring.... well, you're the biggest fucking clown around, you stupid Bozo-looking bitch! Oh, and here's a couple of parting words for you and Oni, as I'll see you both on Saturday..."

".... OOGA BOOGA!"


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Revy
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 27th 2021, 11:34 pm by Revy
My Way

Hey, LeBrock, why don’t you shut the fuck up and let Nakita speak for herself. She’s a grown ass woman, and I hope she can certainly take a beating like one. I don’t give a damn if you are out here trying to re-write your history, but how about you stay the fuck away from re-writing mine. That’s not how this work and if you are trying to convince DuBov this is how destiny works, it isn’t. 

Destiny has already dictated my existence is suffering. You want to change all of this shit? You want to fix it. By all means, do it. Correct the orders of life and make my pain go away. Make growing up in the shadow of a brother who was a prodigy go away. Make my short marriage because of company bullshit because they didn’t want be burdened by the name of a “McQueen” go away. Make knowing that I have been nothing more but a fuckin tool my entire life, whether the military, wrestling, you name it, make that go away! The public, big corporations, they have all told me that I am nothing more than an asset, and people look at me like it’s weird that someone like me just wants friends that can treat me as just that, a human being. All my life, all you can do is look down on me, and here you are Nakita, using a stooge to talk about me instead of saying that shit to my face, because what? I’m not worthy enough for you? 

And now that I finally want something, I want revenge, you want to take that away from me, and you don’t even have the damn decency to directly talk to me. Let’s stop the pussyfooting and walking on egg shell and just acknowledge the elephant in the room. I know how everyone sees me backstage. It sickens you all to see me this close to the world title, and you all were right to be worried, because all I can think about now is just how I intend to do destroy it. You’re right? I do have the C-4s. I have incinerators! I have hydraulic presses, acid, and even enough firepower to launch it to the fuckin sun! I probably have enough of an arsenal to bring down an entire country if I wanted to, but believe it or not, I’m not in the interest of starting wars, I’m in the business of ending them. All you bitches back here, all you know how to do is start shit and fight. 

It’s hard now. It really is, especially with April gone. Jonetta was the only friend I had back there, and even that is a wash now, so once again, I, Revy am left all alone, and based on your declaration, you intend to keep me that way. ...I want this, and I am not your tool. No one is gonna convince me. There is no change of heart here. I’m committed to this. I’m focused. Don’t act like this was all your masterplan. You were not booked to stop me. This, this should be a simply wrestling match that you probably would had won, but you had to go out here and run your mouth and convince everyone that Nakita DuBov is gonna save Odyssey from this menace, Revy, and coat tail off controversy that I started, because the sad fuckin truth is, that is really all you can do. 

You can’t make waves on your own, let’s spin the media and make Revy the bad guy, and you know what? I don’t fuckin care. There are 99 things trying to ruin my life, and you, Nakita, ain’t gonna be one of them. I am a lot of things, I’m a bitch. I’m a cheater. I’m an idiot, and I’m a loser. But the one thing I haven’t been, I haven’t been a liar. Every single god damn night, I bare my truth to the world. My heart and soul, and to think, how stupid I gotta be to do all that, hold back that dangerous side of me and get what in return? I’m a laughing stock and what people back there may consider, “an easy win.” Maybe some other night, Nakita, but not this night. No… I’m not holding back no more. I’m not gonna follow the rules out of common courtesy. I’m not gonna stick to flashbangs knowing that it’s not fatal anymore. What you have coming, Nakita, you don’t deserve it. But I can assure you, a lot of targets I had in a previous career, they didn’t deserve it either. In the end, it’s part of the job, and you should treat it as such, a job. Don’t twist the narrative from what it really is. Don’t try to use this moment to assert yourself into the moment, because all that is gonna do is result in you falling flat on your face and looking stupid. 

But lucky for you, I’m here, so people aren’t gonna pay attention to you and focus on me, Revy. The difference between you and I, Nakita, whether you win or lose, nobody gives a shit, but with me, they love to see me lose and hate to see me win. And I have no intention of rewriting that. It is what it is, the the best thing for me to do now is to just steer into it. I can’t win any of you over. Not you, not anyone backstage. I tried so hard, to just convince maybe just one… JUST ONE to not hate me. And I couldn’t. I failed at that too. And the sad truth is, just maybe…. JUST MAYBE! If I had one friend, we wouldn’t need to go down this way. Me, seeking revenge and cursing THAT…. The OWA Women’s Championship. 

The title never meant anything to me. It didn’t matter to me that everyone else would go to war for it, but as long as I had some kind of companionship, it was ok. But I couldn’t even have that, and here you are, rubbing salt in my wound, pointing out the obvious, that I am a complete and utter failure and have no place here. Well Fuck you and Everyone else. You all want the championship?! If I can’t have what I want, then neither can any of you all! Yeah…. I’m gonna be…. THAT PETTY…. ASS…..BITCH!

Fuck you Nakita. Fuck you and your incredibly long and hard to spell and pronounce nickname! I’ll have you know that I don’t fight to win. All my life, I’ve always fought to survive, and despite all the bullshit that has come my way, I’m still standing, because in the end, I cannot die, I will not die, and if I go down, I’m gonna bring you, that OWA Women’s  Title, Jonetta, and everyone else dumb enough to follow with me. I don’t just bring pain, I bring misery. You better fight to win, Nakita, because if you down, it’s nothing but a downward spiral for you from here. And maybe then, when I get my hands on the title, and I destroy the shit out of it, you will finally get it. You will all finally get it. You will all understand what it’s like to watch something you work so hard to obtain, to protect, and worship, get destroyed before your very eyes. Because DuBov, that is exactly what Jonetta did to me, and you have the god damn audacity to send your little bitch to tell me this is where my story ends? ….Big…. fuckin… mistake!

Aria Jaxon, "The Golden Voice", HellFighterINC and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Stark
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 27th 2021, 9:56 pm by Stark
(The feed opens up to an awkward selfie camera view of NAMI’s bodyguard, best friend, and manager, Oni Ushii. Oni Ushii looks confused until she presses the button to flip it to the back camera. NAMI’s penthouse comes into view, but The Golden Queen is nowhere to be seen. Ushii grunts and starts walking around looking for her.)

Oni Ushii: Come on NAMI. Get over here. I didn’t let the interviewer in this time. We’ll do the segment ourselves, hmph. 

(Still no sign of NAMI. Ushii continues searching for NAMI, going through the kitchen, to her bathroom, to the cocaine room, finally walking into her bedroom. Ushii checks the balcony and hot tub, but she isn’t there. Ushii turns around and almost drops her phone after being startled. She sees long hairs on the floor in front of NAMI’s bed. Ushii kneels down to check...)

Oni Ushii: Are you serious?

(Ushii turns the flash on the camera and sees NAMI hiding underneath her bed. NAMI looks frightened with eyes wide.)

NAMI: Is she here?

Oni Ushii: The interviewer? No, I told her to leave -- 

NAMI: Not her... 

(NAMI peeks her head out from underneath the bed and glances around.)

Oni Ushii: Who? It’s just me and you here.

(NAMI tucks her head back underneath the bed.)

NAMI: She’s here I can feel it... 

Oni Ushii: Oh, do you mean The Banshee?

NAMI: YES! Don’t say her name out loud, are you crazy?!

Oni Ushii: Relax. Get out from under there.

NAMI: NO! -- 

(NAMI starts kicking and screaming as Oni Ushii grabs her by the arms and pulls her out. Ushii picks NAMI up to her shoulders and ignores her banging her fists on her back trying to break free. Ushii holds the phone at an awkward angle as she carries NAMI out to the living room, throwing her on the couch and sitting down across from her. The camera is focused on NAMI, and her disheveled hair, baggy eyes, and pale skin - the hallmarks of someone who hasn’t slept in days.)

NAMI: Are you recording me?! Are you uploading this?! What the hell are you -- 

(NAMI gets up to grab her phone but Ushii pushes her back to her seat.)

Oni Ushii: Listen girl. Sit down. You didn’t come all this way to be scared now.

NAMI: I don’t know about you, but I’M the one who has to get in the ring with that monster. You saw what she did to Azumi! If Azumi can’t even fight her then how can I?

Oni Ushii: Those were different circumstances. Unless Banshee shows up at an abandoned hospital with me tied up to a torture machine, you can’t compare the situation. Remember, underneath the paint, underneath the insanity and that desire to punish and torture everyone in her path, underneath her otherworldly powers, underneath her endless rage and vengeance for anyone who ever crosses her path --

NAMI: IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?!

Oni Ushii: Let me finish. Underneath all of that... she’s still a human. No different than you at the end of the day. Well actually she’s very strong unlike you, and despite having a personality disorder, she’s more sane than you. Let’s ignore all of that though. I don’t think we need to talk any further about what The Banshee can do or what she’s capable of. You already learned that lesson in the harshest way possible. She defeated you so badly that you were ashamed to show your face in this country for months. It took a six month JET Academy Championship for you to regain the confidence to return to OWA. Now are you going to let all of that work, energy, and effort go to waste just because you’re too scared to stand up to someone who’s kicked your ass in the past? Remember where you came from NAMI. Failure isn’t new to you, and neither is fear. You’ve lived through both, in your idol days, in your wrestling days, even in your personal life. You lived through it all but you conquered it and you’re here now, better than ever, right? You’re not the same NAMI that The Banshee dominated last time. You’re finally starting to live up to your title of The Golden Queen in wrestling. Your work is paying off, and your quiet effort is starting to be known. Your popularity grows, people are taking note of your skill. You’ve worked so hard to make it this far, and I can’t lie - I still don’t think you can beat The Banshee. But what you can do is stand across from her with no fear in your eyes. What you can do is look her down, woman to woman, and show her that you’re someone she can’t disregard or take easily. Show her how far you’ve come and how much stronger you’ve gotten. Don’t let her kick your ass so easily. Knock her to the ground, hit her with everything you have, make HER fear YOU. You’re capable of at least all of that, it’s not like you had an easy time over in JET when you were gone from here. You continued to improve, you defended that JET Academy Championship with the fire and ferocity of a top champion, of a woman deserving of the title of ‘Queen’. Sure I may have helped you out here and there, and I’ll be there to help you again. But when I see you get into that zone, you forget I’m even there. I don’t think you can even see the fans or arena, or anything outside of the ring. That state of mind I’ve seen you reach where it’s just you and your opponent in your head and nothing else, that’s what you need to even have a chance of fighting The Banshee. But you’ll never reach that mental state if you’re scared NAMI. So let me ask you woman to woman, and I need you to answer me as honestly as possible... 

(Oni Ushii leans in, coming face to face with NAMI.)

Oni Ushii: Are you scared of The Banshee? 

(NAMI turns her head to the side to avoid eye contact with Oni Ushii and starts fidgeting her leg.)

NAMI: .... Yes. I’m scared of The Banshee.

Oni Ushii: Then we need to -- 

(NAMI turns face to face with Oni Ushii and stands up confidently.)

NAMI: I’m scared of The Banshee, but that doesn’t mean I won’t fight her! I’ll show her what it takes to be the Golden Queen -- 

Oni Ushii: OOGA BOOGA!!! 

(NAMI screams and drops to the ground, trying to crawl under the couch. Oni Ushii shakes her head and reaches down to grab her, picking her up and throwing her back on the couch. NAMI tries hiding her head but Oni Ushii holds her face to face with herself. NAMI sobs uncontrollably.)

Oni Ushii: Listen. 

NAMI: STOP! This isn’t a joke! She threatened me! 

Oni Ushii: SO WHAT?! That’s what you’re supposed to do before a match! Get yourself together before I slap some sense into you!

NAMI: NO DON’T HIT MY FACE! Okay, I’ll calm down. Put me down.

(Oni Ushii lets go of NAMI and NAMI plops down on the couch before sitting up straight.)

Oni Ushii: So what if she threatened you? I watched her video too. To be honest, I don’t think she even considers you an opponent. She’s more concerned about Diantha Rosso right now. To her, facing you is an offense. She thinks you’re below her. That you don’t have the ability or even the right to challenge her. 

NAMI: She’s right. Last time I got into the ring with her I embarrassed myself. She injured me, she came after me and hurt me like she had a vengeance against me and I didn’t even know her! That was our first time ever even stepping into the ring together! Now that she remembers me? That she knows who I am? That I dare come back and try to face her again... She’s mad about it! She thinks I’m disrespecting her! She’s mad at Aria Jaxon for even booking me against her, she’s going to kill me this time! I’m just standing in front of her way of Diantha and she’s going to mutilate me this time to get me out of her way for good!

Oni Ushii: You’re right. That’s exactly how she thinks, and that’s exactly what she wants to do to you. But are you going to let her? To be honest NAMI, I’m surprised to see you this scared. Against anyone else, would you tolerate such blatant disrespect? She’s booked against you and barely even spoke on you. She’s more worried about Diantha Rosso and what’s to come in the weeks ahead that she isn’t even focused on who’s standing in front of her now. Like I said, you’re different from when you faced her last time. She thinks she’ll be facing the same scrub that she wiped the floor with last time. Is that true? Are you going to admit before you even go in? Show her that she’s wrong and foolish for acting like you’re beneath her. She shouldn’t be worrying about whenever she has to fight Diantha Rosso, she should be focused on the woman standing in front of her. Are you just some ant that she can step on and move forward with her day, or are you The Golden Queen?! Shouldn’t she be in awe of your shine and excellence? Shouldn’t she be on her hands and knees in reverence! She shouldn’t be using you as an example of her power, she should be using you as the standard to measure hers! She should be kissing the ground you walk on, not spitting in your face! Get yourself together and remember who you are!

(NAMI sits back and takes a deep breath. Suddenly a scowl takes over her face and she sits back up.)

NAMI: You’re... you’re... you’re right! Who does this BITCH think she is?! You snapped my arm like a twig? I’m a TWIG to you?! Bitch I’m skinny but I’ve beaten women twice your size in Japan! Oh and speaking of my time in Japan, I was actually a champion back there! Many months, many defenses, but it’s not something you’d be able to understand. You’ve been on Odyssey for well over a year now, how many championships have you won? Let’s forget about your in-ring achievements or the fact that you knew you’d NEVER beat Azumi Goto, and that’s why you orchestrated your stupid little “playhouse”, because you knew that the only way you’d ever be able to compete with a legend like her is to hole yourself up in that mental asylum with your shitty booby traps and evil VOODOO! I can’t respect someone like you who has to play games to win. I could just as easily take the easy path like you did, but unlike myself, you’re a pathetic and scared little girl. You failed as Morrighan McDonnell. Over and over again, you failed. People thought nothing of you, you were nothing more than some failed OWT call-up or wherever you came from, and that’s when you realized that all of your failures as an in-ring competitor could be made up for with your Academy Award tier set production and your deal with the Devil or whatever else gave you that awful magic. Just like you called me a sacrificial lamb, you yourself were the same. Don’t tell me there wasn’t a point in Odyssey’s history when someone could see that they would face Morrighan McDonnell and scoff and call it an easy win. Just like you’re underestimating me now, I know that you yourself have been underestimated in the past. So when you look underneath it all, I’ll tell you exactly what The Banshee is - the product of all of Morrighan McDonnell’s insecurities, including her ugly wrinkly face that she needs to hide behind her face paint, let alone her failures as a wrestler. Thanks for the pep talk Oni, honestly, I wouldn’t be able to do it without you, and as for this piece of shit who’s so bold enough to underestimate me and think of me as several levels beneath her... Morrighan, you’re about to learn that all throughout those fairy tales they used to read us when we were children, every ugly hag, witch, or banshee is just another tiny hindrance to the Golden Queen, the hero of the story, and ultimately... The winner at the end.

(NAMI grabs the phone out of Oni Ushii’s hand and ends the feed after that one liner.)

Aria Jaxon and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Gwen Harper
The Diary of an Appalachian Huntress
Post May 27th 2021, 9:23 pm by Gwen Harper
Odyssey 5/29/2021
Goddesses Champion Rebecca Brookes vs. Gwen Harper



What’s Old is New Again


Darkness gives way to the lights of dawn streaking in through the trees. The Camera is focused on an object up in a tree. As the light adjusts, the rungs of wood that lead up to a treestand can be seen. The stand is familiar, infact. The Camera pans down and just below it to see Gwen leaned against the base of the tree. Her eyes are cast downward as if looking at something. After a moment she pushes off the tree and clicks on a flashlight, kneeling down. After a few seconds of her pushing through leaves and dirt her hand comes away with an object. The Camera pans in and shows that it is an animal call. On the side as she rotates it in her hand is the image of a boar. She stands, clicking off the flashlight and heads off into the darker part of the woods, the camera fades out


As the camera fades back in, we are in a clearing. Gwen is pacing around the area, clearly upset. It has become lighter out as night has given way to morning. Over Gwen’s shoulder in the distance, the treestand she was at previously is still visible. As Gwen is walking around her pacing becomes erratic and she is kicking at the underbrush. There is a soft thud as her boot hits something. She stops, leaning down and pics up a weathered arrow. She stands quickly grunting in disgust and then snaps the arrow in two over her knee as the camera once again fades out.


In the Darkness Gwen’s voice is heard.

“Day Twenty One,

          It is said that everything always comes back around. The longer I am out here, the more I realize this to be true. I stumbled upon my old deer stand. The one I casually filmed my OWA Debut in. That was a different time. I claimed back then to be a killer. To be the predator no one was expecting. I talked about hunting like I was the be all and end all hunter. When in fact I was already losing my way. I cared more about making an impression and less about the actual hunting I was not only doing at the time, but the hunt I was about to embark on. Being back in that place, it only brought about anger. Anger in myself for discarding tools so easily to look good for the camera. Disrespecting the true meaning of the hunt and what it was for. 
          
          Not only that, but I exposed myself. I let myself be seen by my opponents. Women who were ready to rip me to shreds. I was so Naive back then. But one thing walking these old trails is teaching me is that I had forgotten so much of what I had once learned. But that is all changing. Being back here. Being alone with my thoughts and the animals. It is unlocking something feral inside of me. When you are out here you are part of the food chain. Something I didn't think possible in OWA, How could I be anyone's prey. How Naive…”


A Roar rips through the darkness on screen and suddenly light streaks in. Gwen is in a full on run through the forest. Ducking and weaving her way around trees. We see branches catching her clothes, one smacks her across the face cutting her open, but she doesnt stop. A second roar, just as loud as before is heard and over her shoulder we see a large black bear running her down. Two Arrows are already sticking out of the bear's hide. The damage only seemingly pissing off said bear.  Lucky for Gwen, the thick forest is helping to keep the bear at a distance. But it is closing quickly. 


As Gwen is running she suddenly veers off to her left. The change in direction allows the bear to close the gap slightly. There is a bit of panic in her eyes as she continues to run. As she is weaving her way through the trees she slowly takes out a rope with a grappling hook on the end. With an underhanded heave she sends the hook upwards into the trees, we see it twirl around a heavy branch a few times and lock into place. Suddenly Gwen jumps. The path before her ending in 15 foot dropoff to the river below. Gwen’s Body Swings out over the ledge just as the Bear passes under her trying to stop its momentum but being to late as it flails in the air as it falls to the river below. We hear another roar, much further away now and see the Bear make it to the far side of the river and lay down on its bank. The camera spins back around showing Gwen on her knees exhausted from the running pulling herself back up the slope to the trail as we fade to darkness once again.


Gwen’s Voice fills the darkness once more.


“Day Twenty Four,

          One thing the mountains will remind you of quickly, is that this is a game of survival. There are any number of things in these woods that can have your number. It also humbles you, makes you realize that no matter how strong you think you are there is something bigger and badder just around the corner. It sharpens your mind and your senses. Just because something Bigger and Badder lurks near buy does not mean you can’t find a way to out think it, out run it, out gun it. You do not always have to be the strongest in the fight to make it out the winner. I had forgotten this. I made a habit of puffing out my chest, claiming to be the toughest bitch in the room, and along the way got my ass handed to me. 
          
          That's why, when I look back at My first one on one match with Rebecca Brookes, how I just said she couldn’t win because I was better, I was stronger. But look at us now. She is the OWA Goddesses Champion. A belt I failed to win twice. You see, it was never about strength, she overcame that, outsmarted me and won. And keeps winning. I cared more about being her friend than I did about taking my shot. That is something I have to change, something that is changing inside of me. The only friend I need is the bow on my back. When I step in that ring, my friend is my mind and my body. I am all I need….”


The Darkness gives way to an early afternoon. The camera pans over what looks to be old rustic houses. No power lines visible, but there are clothes hung out on a line drying in the afternoon sun. A lone old pickup sits beside a makeshift shed. As we turn a corner we see a pile of belongings, a bow, knife, backpack, all clearly belonging to Gwen. The Camera pans up and we see her just in the distance. Inside a fence normally used to tame a horse. She is surrounded by three guys, all of them twice her size or more. Gwen has blood on her lips and cheek and is covered in dirt. The first of the three men close in on her wrapping her up with his arms from behind. The second steps in but Gwen Kicks of the ground with both feet and brings them down into the second man’s chest. She then rolls forward, flipping the guy that had her from behind to the ground. She scurries to her feet as the Third moves in but she ducks his haymaker and delivers a low blow right between his legs. He lets out a howl but doesn't go down. So she rears back and delivers another that drops him flat. She spins to her feet as the second guy is back up and she rocks her head forward meeting her forehead to the bridge of his nose with the Buckshot. He drops out cold. She turns to the first guy who is now on his knees and backing away begging her to stop. Gwen does not listen and sprints at the man, driving a knee right into his face, knocking him out. 


The scene shifts to a few minutes later. The men are all ties to the fenced area trying to get free, Gwen has made her way to the old ragged pickup and is tossing her things into the back. She looks back at the men and salutes them as she climbs into the cab, cranks up the engine and drives off. Gwen’s eyes are cold as she rocks in the cab to the lay of the road as the camera fades to darkness once again.


Once more Gwen’s voice comes over the darkness.


“Day Thirty Two,

          I borrowed a truck to get my ass to the airport. Local paper had an article about the upcoming Odyssey. It all really does circle back around. Me and Becks one on one again. I am not sure how I feel about this. Its for that shiny belt she holds, but me coming back now, its not about the trophies. It’s not about who is better or stronger. It is about who survives and who doesn’t. The truth is, I am coming back to Odyssey, not to fight a friend, no, I am coming back to put an end to the doubts. 

          I do not intend to stroll back in at the start of season four and just win win win. No I am coming to hunt. Rebecca needs to know what this means. This isn't Good ol’ Gwen Harper  sucking on sassafras skipping rocks on the river side. This isn't the party girl throwing down beers and fists with Jeff X. I came home, I came home to become what everyone should fear...The Mountain Mama. The Huntress in me suffered last season, I became weak and lost. I returned home because I needed to remember who I was. I needed to regain that survival mode. 

          I am coming back to Odyssey to show the world that I do not have to be the best fighter, brawler, no I am coming to show the world I am the Appalachian Huntress. I don’t have to beat you, you have to survive me. I am willing to do what it takes to take down my prey. I plan not to leave victories and celebrations in my wake. No, returning home has reminded me that as a hunter I leave BODIES in my wake. 

          I admit I am conflicted, I hope Becks understands that none of this is personal. Its not about our history. No, this is about my Future. Unfortunately that means I have to hunt, attack, and kill someone I respect. Again I will be leaving bodies, blood, in my wake. That way, I have something to offer the mountains when I return home. This will be my first test, my first step in reminding not only myself, but everyone else, just who the Appalachian Huntress is. It is a test I plan on passing. I do not have to come home with that title over my shoulder, I know, for most that is the goal. Not for me not for me to return to form. No, that would be a bonus. But the body, the body will be left, broken bruised bleeding. It will send a message, one that Says ‘Gwen Harper is Back’ One to put fear in each and every person in OWA. 

          It is time I go sight in the bow. Sharpen my knives and arrows. The one thing that I never lost, that I have regained my trust in myself, is once I take my shot. I still don’t miss. Rebecca, I hope she is ready for what's to come. I hope she understands what’s at stake. Kill, or be killed, and well I refuse to be anyones prey..ever again…”

The roar of the bear is heard again as images of a crazed and hungry Gwen Harper flash across the screen as the scene ends.

Aria Jaxon and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

HellFighterINC
Nakita DuBov
Post May 27th 2021, 4:23 pm by HellFighterINC
Nakita DuBov
Odyssey Promo #2
verses Revy 
"To Be Feared"

(The scene opens inside that large office building where we see "The Fem Phenom" Nakita DuBov seated down in a chair while her advocate, Kevin Edward LeBrock stands by on his styles cane on her right side. Nakita is quiet and focused with her hood pulled up over her head, and she is wearing her round mirror shade sunglasses. LeBrock speaks to his client as he looks down at the woman who is obviously taller and larger than him but he is therefore equal on her level.)

LeBrock: "How was your working out Nakita? I trust that you are ready to take on Revy this week on Odyssey?"

(Nakita says nothing but instead acknowledges LeBrock with a subtle slow nodding "yes" answering his question.)

LeBrock: "I take it that you heard what she had to say about you today?"

(Nakita again, says nothing but acknowledges to LeBrock with another subtle slow nodding "yes" before he continues on.)

LeBrock: "Would you care to respond or add anything?"

(Nakita, this time, says nothing, but acknowledges to LeBrock a slow nodding "no" answering his question.)

LeBrock: "Well, once again I've got this one and pretty much know how to represent you and anticipate your answers. I can do this again; however, if you feel the need to speak, just tap me on the shoulder at any time when your ready. Otherwise, be seen and not heard, you know just be you."

(Nakita, does a nodding "yes" and an "Okay" gesture, as LeBrock pats her on the shoulder and then looks to the camera ready to talk.)

LeBrock: "You know Revy, no bull shit, we like you, really do, and if Nakita DuBov was in this company to make nice with the girls in the back, or kiss the babies in the crowd, and play nice, you'd be on the top of our friends list, but the thing is Revy, Nakita is not here to make friends. There is an old saying that 'it is better to be feared, than it is to be loved'. Nakita has taken that to heart her entire life. You see Revy, in this business, in this dog eat bitch world that we live in breath in, we can never or ever have both. We either fuck people up, or we are the ones that get fucked. Being a big six-foot-four, near two hundred pound, very muscular, very fit, very talented natural athlete, take my word for it that being her friend is the last thing on her mind. Nakita does not play well with others. It is her verses the entire world and she is going to watch it all burn then trample it's smoldering ashes under her feet in order to be the best that the entire OWA has ever seen. Yes, she has played the role and embraces being a tag team partner before but she is not one to form alliances or factions or cliques. She is in this business for herself. Everything that Nakita does is make Nakita eclipse such a names as Aria Jaxon, April Song, Alyssa Grace, and every other woman that is in the back trying their best to ignore her, but her shadow can never be ignored because she is blocking their sun and bringing storm clouds down on their parade.  It really does indeed suck that you had to learn these lessons the hard way but again like old cliche says, 'better late than never at all'. Believe it or not Revy, Nakita and I well more than sympathize with your plight and feel where you are coming from and if apathy didn't course through her veins and she didn't lead with her fist and her feet to do all of her talking for her she really would feel all kinds of choked up about having to do damage to your crazy little ass, but that's just the way that it is going to be and that's that. Personally, if I was you, I'd rather have hate in my heart than love because hate is the only thing one can appreciate. Take Nakita, regardless of our sympathies for you, she is still going to look down upon you, look you dead in the eye with those cold green eyes, and fuck you up, but that is makes Nakita...well, Nakita. She doesn't have to rely on her talk and her mouth like Jonetta Stone and try to hurt you with her venomous words, she just does. Nakita doesn't waste time with words. Fighting is the only thing that she knows how to do and she does it very, very well, and if I were you, I'd learn that one real quick. Nakita won't blindside you, she will take the fight right to you and you know what you are going to get."

"But you missed the point that I was making about Nakita, we are not going into this match on Odyssey out of revenge or trying to honor the code. We it before and we will more than reiterate it now. Nakita is coming into this match against you Revy to re-write the narrative and eliminate you from any would be plans of gunning for Jonetta Stone and her OWA World Women's Championship. She is coming in to grind your Houston ass into glass. She is going to turn you into a puffy cloud of red mist, and it will be the end of you before you even had a chance to really begin. Nakita is a woman of sheer will, tangible made for flesh and bone intensity, and of raw focus and she is keyed and locked right onto you with one goal on her mind and that is to seek and destroy and Nakita will not accept anything less than your defeat at her hands in the center of that ring within the Stan Sherriff Center this week on Odyssey. Then, when Nakita is done with you Revy, then she will take her rightful place at the head of the line and go through Jonetta Stone and run through her like the wet tissue paper champion that she is and then set herself firmly upon her throne, plant her heels squarely in the ground, let it take root, and it is there where she will not be moved, not from you, not anybody until her legacy eclipse that of the most latest and most recent inductee of the OWA Hall Of Fame, Aria Jaxon."

"Yeah, we know that these are very lofty ambitions for someone such as Nakita who has had a rather up and down last season when she first came into the OWA, but all that is in the past and now she walks into season four ready to prove both to herself, and to the entire company that she has what it takes to take the crown and run with it into the future. You see Revy, this is all about seeing an opportunity and making the most of it by taking it with both hands not letting go. You are that golden ticket. What you did to Jonetta Stone was just the beginning and Nakita will feast on her just as she will feast on you. She will devour you. She will claim your essence. She will outright fuck you up, and all because you made a god bleed. Well Nakita is going to embrace one old saying and that is 'keep what you kill'. Your defeat at Nakita's hands will serve as a cautionary tale to every woman in the back that nobody screws with Nakita DuBov."

"In closing, I part with these words Revy to you, come Odyssey, bring everything that you've got. Bring you anger, bring your angst, bring your flashbang, bring that shotgun that you spent so much time talking all while you were cleaning and assembling in your promo and you best be prepared to use it because when you do and you find out that it has no affect on 'The Red-Headed Leviathan', then you will have wished that you brought some C-4 and a bazooka, and it still wouldn't stop Nakita from giving you the most vicious ass whooping that you have ever faced in your life. You may of faced a lot of beating in all of your young years as a professional wrestler, but you have never faced an opponent like Nakita DuBov before and after this week, or ever since. Should you actually find it within yourself to somehow manage to survive your encounter with you, just listen to your body and it will tell you just how many of your best and prime years were taken off of your career and your life. When it is all said and done Revy, you are going to be known else other than Jonetta god killer, and that is you will have a severe case of PTSD, and an out of control opiate addiction. So sweet dreams Revy, because after Odyssey, Nakita will be living rent free inside your cranium and haunting your waking dreams as you sleep as you will have to endure reliving this beating over and over again in perfect high def clarity within that 5'7, 122 pound thick skull of yours. So again, I reiterate when I say to you Revy, sucks to be you, and count on it. This is not just prediction, not just a spoiler, it just is. Count on it Revy, count on it."

(A hand taps LeBrock's shoulder as Nakita DuBov stands up from her seat. She pulls off her hood and removes her round mirror shade sunglasses as she beams lasers back into the camera filled with rage and intensity into it.)


LeBrock: "Well looks like you do care to add onto this conversation Nakita. The floor is yours my dear."

Nakita: "I echo and stand by everything that my advocate has said and fully intend to more than back it up on Odyssey Revy and then some with interests. You see Revy, I do have something that matters to me and I get up in the morning every day for. I live for my wife Delilah, and I live for my daughter Tzofiya Rae. She is only two right now, but when she is sitting on her momma's lap and she sees me laying waste to you, to Jonetta Stone, to Dulce Torres, to Diantha Rosso, to Alyssa Grace, and to the entire Odyssey roster and even to that of the other brands throughout the OWA all together, that her mother is and lives up to her name as the 'Evisceration of Armageddon'. Those are whom truly matters to me. They are the only ones that will ever matter to me which means that as much as I may like what you did to Jonetta Kidney Stone or respect why you did what you did, you will never or ever matter to me. See you in the ring at Odyssey, survive if you can, but win you will not."

(The scene fades out as it closes out on Nakita's green eyes.)

Alyssa Grace and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

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Re: OWA Promos
Post May 27th 2021, 11:15 am by Guest
MATT MILES VS DEVIN MITCHELL II
DEAR DEVIN, I WROTE YOU BUT YOU STILL AIN’T CALLIN’


The scene fades in on Matt Miles as he sits poolside behind his house in a pair of shorts and Hawaiian shirt, gold chain around his neck and black Ray-Bans covering his face. He looks down towards his gold Rolex and frowns slightly behind his glasses. He seems confused.

MATT MILES: It’s getting pretty late, isn’t it? Like, dangerously late. For someone who was so ready to talk shit on Olympus I find it very hard to believe that Devin Mitchell has had exactly nothing to say to me since I dropped him on his head. Y’know what? Maybe that’s it! Maybe driving his skull into the mat was just what he needed to knock some sense into that pea-brain of his. Well I’m not done yet. Far from it. As a matter of fact, rather than wait until the 28th rolls around to show you why don’t I go ahead and give you all a fair warning of what’s to come…

With a sigh, Miles rolls his wrists and takes off his glasses, tucking them into his shirt. He shakes his head and sits up to look directly to the camera.

MATT MILES: Let me start right now by just saying that there are three types of greatness, ladies and gents. Some are born great. Some? Some achieve greatness. Others simply have it thrust upon them. Devin Mitchell? You, Devin, slide perfectly into that third and final category, like the last piece of a puzzle that you’ve been looking for, you just fit. You’ve come to OWA with nothing to your name. So right out of the gate that tells us that you were not born great. If you were then your arrival would have been anticipated, your signing revered, the hopes for your career sky high… but that’s simply not the case. You don’t have the reputation preceding you that would make you a huge signing that the likes of Rich Gatsby and Ozymandias benefit from. That leaves us with only two options. Perhaps you are destined to achieve greatness, some might think. OWA is an ocean full of opportunity so surely you’ll find your way to success... but I already know that ain’t gonna happen, Devin, because I know the one thing standing in your way: Me.

Matt points to himself.

MATT MILES: You will soon find that the greatness that has been thrust upon you is not your own but instead I am the greatness. I stand before you now, the greatest challenge you have ever and will ever face and I am one that you will not be able to conquer. It’s as simple as that. Have I achieved the individual success that I hoped to when I finally signed on the dotted line with OWA? Perhaps not… but just take a look at what The Dynasty has accomplished since I came into the fold and you’ll begin to see the bigger picture. A month after my debut, Phantom Troupe cut down your friends The Corsairs and Baba Yaga’s Resistance. Another month goes by and not only has that fucking rat John Doe been disposed of but Jacob Senn has retired Brian Daniels once and for all. Then, to top it all off, Darkane had his arm raised as the winner of the Clash of the Titans. Another month goes by, Jacob Senn is the number one contender to the OWA World Championship and Darkane is The Omega Heavyweight Champion. So I see people calling Senn the leader and that’s fine. He’s the longest tenured member, the most accomplished, the most experienced… but you best believe I’m the guy who whipped The Dynasty into shape. I’m the guy everyone should want on their team because I raise the level of competition everywhere I go. I breed success. They’ve been calling me the Man with the Midas Touch for years and it’s always been for good reason. Everything I touch turns to gold. Literally. That means you can go ahead and consider me the closest you’re ever going to get to it because God knows you’re not going to get anywhere near the Omega Heavyweight Championship so long as I have anything to say about it.

The serious tone comes to an abrupt end when Miles gives a big shrug, chuckling to himself.

MATT MILES: After all, what kind of friend would I be if I allowed Darkane to face any old schmuck? If they can’t handle the scalpel, who’s to know how poorly they’d fare against the cleaver? You may as well look at what I’m doing right now as a favour for you, Devin. I’m putting your name in the lights. The spotlight is shining down on you… and you don’t even have to do a damn thing. Just being in the ring with me is getting you more attention than you ever would have against anyone else including Darkane because he would hold nothing back when ripping you to absolute shreds. No one would even recall your name. The only thing people would remember is how he tore through you. Me? I’m a bit more gentle. You wanna get some licks in? Be my guest. It’ll just make the moment I crush your skull again all the more cathartic. If this is the kind of fun I get to have while I wait for my turn so to speak then I think I can live with that. Besides, I’ve already got a championship match against Nas locked and loaded for Wrestle Spirit. Who’s to say that The Dynasty isn’t holding three world championships by this time next month? There’s a real good possibility that we see that, I promise you. Darkane as Omega Heavyweight Champion, Jacob Senn as OWA World Champion, and Matt Miles as the SSW World Champion… Yeah, I think I like the sound of that. The Dynasty on top exactly where they should be… while fodder like you remains a bottom feeder waiting for any chance at the scraps. Greatness will be thrust upon the entire wrestling world.

Matt laughs, this time for the last time.

MATT MILES: See you Friday, Devin.

The screen fades to black.

END

Zumi
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 27th 2021, 9:58 am by Zumi
--- BIANCA PROMO #1 - TIME FOR A FIRST IMPRESSION ---
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(shoutouts to Haruna for the gif banner and logo)


Omega Wrestling Alliance presents Alpha Profiles - BIANCA

The footage is of a darkened OWA Performance Center’s workout room. The cameraman is behind the imposing figure of BIANCA who is wearing basic training clothes and ready to work out for the video. The Human Kaiju immediately heads towards the weights for basic lifting as an audio clip from a narrator plays.

Narrator: They say that wrestlers with both God-given strength along great speed are a rare breed. It’s either one or the other, in some cases neither. That is not the case with Odyssey’s newest signing and possibly the woman with the most potential in terms of sheer physical ability. The so-called Human Kaiju and Top Tier, the former JET World Champion and OWT Women’s Champion has evolved from her time. Don’t just take my word from it. Take the words of multiple sources.

Soon different audio clips of people who worked with BIANCA in different ways get a chance to talk about her. Ranging from trainers like Miss Manami and Michael Bishop, the two head trainers calling her one of the best when it comes to physical skills but still rough around the edges when it comes to technical abilities despite having won two different world championships. At the same time footage transitions to BIANCA bench pressing her standard 200 pounds without breaking a sweat while being spotted by the OWAPC’s Strength and Conditioning coach. All the while, audio clips of her different opponents from her past such as Zaria Stone, Dani Woods, and such, all of whom take this chance to take shots at their former rival about her arrogance but also comment about her confidence being one of her strongest weapons.

Narrator: As her in-ring debut approaches, we will continue to follow the journey of BIANCA until the important night. From her training regiment and daily life leading up to her great match against Emmanuelle.


[To Be Continued]

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The camera catches BIANCA after her workout, having a chat with the same OWA PC coach that was spotting her during her profile video as he soon leaves and her attention turns to the camera. She quickly takes a sip from her water bottle before she speaks and takes a seat on the workout bench.

I told you all that I was gonna win my debut on the kickoff show. The moment I was announced for that match, you could have closed the casinos that were taking bets on match results. By the way Rebecca and Skylar, you’re welcome. Either of you owes me a cold one whenever you feel like it. Find me backstage whenever to say your thanks, no harm for not doing so right now. Let’s just chat about what happened on Odyssey 62 for a bit.

The tone in her voice was the obvious nonchalant tone that she’s known for. And honestly, she had all the reason to have that tone after she had the world talk about her debut.

From kickoff show to Odyssey’s season premiere episode. I just know how to make great debuts, don’t I? First, I got the win for my team on the Season 4 Kickoff show and then just two weeks later, I had the whole world talking. Stepped right up to one of Odyssey’s top stars and made it clear what I wanted. No other debutant in the history of this brand is gonna end up doing that because the answer is they’re not built differently like me and I’m not saying “built” as in physical. Anyone can work their ass off to end up jacked and look like they’re made out of stone or take cheap ass route with some scottroids. I’m talking about confidence here. That shit is genetically engineered into my DNA. I know how good I am, people know how good I am, so me just walking out during Alyssa’s moment, claiming my shot for her briefcase immediately is just something you should have expected. I can back up my claims because I end up leaving bruise marks on my foes as last memories on my way to winning.

Do you think someone else is gonna walk up and immediately call their shot against Alyssa Grace without having even made their in-ring debut for the brand as I did? I skipped the fucking line by just being me. Do you think Alyssa or Emmanuelle were gonna do that if they were in my place? Fuck no. Nobody else has the guts to do that shit. Because nobody else is BIANCA.

If someone is gonna ask why Alyssa Grace and not just one of the champs?

BIANCA begins to raise a finger for each answer she has to that question.

1. I want that guaranteed title match contract. 
2. I felt like it. 
3. A contract like Ascension To The Heaven is missing from my resume.

I went out there and did what I wanted to do. I made sure that Odyssey knew that I’m not just a generic new signing like my opponent this week and all the while, I made sure the fans knew that exact same thing. But I think we’ve talked about Odyssey 62 enough, we gotta talk about what is coming up this week in Hawaii.

As she begins to talk about her Odyssey debut, she cracks her knuckles and seems a bit laid back. The confidence is still there as there seems to be no off switch to it.

Emmanuelle and my Odyssey debut. Everyone is talking about Emmy like she’s a big deal. Carlos Rosso’s prized student or whatever but people forget that he wasn’t anything of value to industry until his 30s. And who knows if that shit is passed down to his students where they don’t anything worthwhile until everyone has already passed them by. It took his sister a long ass time to finally end up in the position as Odyssey’s top star but you can say that only happened when the rest of the other “pillars” got their moment. So who knows how long it’s gonna take his pupil. If I want to take bets, it might just take the same amount of time.

Honestly, imagine gloating over wins when people don’t tend to care about the past. It’s the present day that matters and all we know is that you beat NAMI, Azurine, and Nakita. Do I need to flex my wins? Fuck no. Shit isn’t worth my time since everyone knows who I am and what kind of competitors I’m able to beat. But congrats, you beat a fucking twig, someone whose only life skills revolve around Twitter and a literal ape.

You beat the Odyssey equivalent of the circus freaks. And you know what, I can’t stop you feeling proud of that shit. Beating three opponents in one match is impressive but if you added up the collective brain cells of everyone else in the bout, you might get a half decent and functional human brain out of them. By the way, while you were doing that, I went right up to Merida who’s gonna be watching our match to scout me, and stood right up to her, telling her what I want. So tell me who made a more impactful first impression? Definitely wasn’t you, Emmy. If anything, you made an underwhelming first impression. 

But nobody is gonna worry about that, you get your chance to give OWA a great second impression... if only your opponent wasn’t me, Emmy. Shit would have been much easier for you. Luck of the draw, I guess. I wouldn’t worry though, so many greats have been known for making great first impressions by taking big Ls early in their career. No one starts with a perfect record.

As she continues to speak, the smug tone is still there with a shit-eating grin to go along with it. BIANCA grabs her water bottle and takes a quick sip of it.

And I won’t lie to you, Emmy. I have a great habit of crossing the line. It’s something I’m really good at, and lucky for me, Odyssey management put me in the spot to test out this so-called cardinal rule of “don’t fuck with Emmanuelle”. I’m already one foot in the door by calling you ‘Emmy’. It just so  I’m the master at fucking around and finding out but at the same time, when I do find out, I do so after I win.

I don’t expect anything different from you when you get your chance to speak, we’re both confident bitches. The only difference is that I don’t need to remind people of the clout I earned from being in a different promotion for people to pay attention to me.

It isn’t worth my time to tell people what I’ve done and who I’ve beaten when the internet exists. I rather tell you that I’m gonna beat Emmy, slap her around, and send her packing back to the WrestleWorld island. That shit is gonna happen and I’ll make damn sure of it. You don’t need to be Nostradamus to know that beating was gonna happen.

And Alyssa, I hope you’re gonna be watching closely. My best recommendation is to grab something cheap from the concession stand and a drink while sitting at the commentary table, Merida. I told you that your time is gonna come, a countdown to that moment started on Odyssey 62.

Consider this match as a trailer before you get the same kind of beating.

And to the world out there, getting ready to watch my debut with great anticipation. I want you to consider Odyssey like it’s Tokyo because The New Age Godzilla is here to destroy everything and take everything that you all hold close.

With the typical self-assured BIANCA look still on her face, she gets up from her seat as she heads towards the locker while sipping away at her water. The camera finally fades to black as BIANCA enters the women’s locker room. It isn’t the end as BIANCA’s logo appears on the screen


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BIANCA COMING SOON.

VaeVictisBD, Aria Jaxon, Michael Bishop, ᴢᴋʏ, Alyssa Grace, The Banshee and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

The Banshee
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 27th 2021, 1:58 am by The Banshee
ODYSSEY PROMO
Greater Expectations...

The camera opens up inside a grand foyer of a beautiful palace. Although it’s evidently dark outside, the strong light from the full moon illuminates the entire room in a soft, gray light. A long flight of stairs leading to the second floor sits centered in the shot, as The Banshee comes down the stairs, twirling Karma in her hand as a baton. Suddenly, the lights flickered off as the sharp, crackling sound of thunder pierces the once-silent air. A few flashes of lightning light up the foyer again, only this time it all looks rotted, worn-down, and in a state of neglect and disrepair, almost as if this environment came from another realm entirely, yet The Banshee continues down the stairs, never once breaking stride. Another boom of thunder is followed by the lights flicking back on, showing the foyer back in its original state.
 
The Banshee: When most Americans think of Hawaii, it’s usually accompanied by images of sunny beaches, dormant volcanos, and colorful shirts. In other words, for many it’s a small slice of paradise, one of the most desired vacation spots on the planet… but many don’t realize that Hawaii, like most other places where the stench of humankind is overly pungent to the nostrils, has a very dark history. Take this place for example, the ‘Iolani Palace in Honolulu. A shining example of the notion of beauty when it comes to American Florentine architecture, ‘Iolani Palace is the only official royal residence anywhere on U.S. soil, making this building right here truly fit for a…
 
The Banshee turns her head towards the stairs, right as the camera quickly zooms in towards the back of her head, stopping in its tracks once she turns her face back to the camera, a wicked grin on her face.
 
The Banshee: QUEEN! And no, not some self-bestowed bullshit title of lineage that bitches like the Queens of Wrestling gave themselves just to sell more t-shirts, but actual royalty, and on Odyssey, there is only one true queen... THE QUEEN OF THE MONSTERS… However, what makes this place unusual is that it was built adjacent to Pohukaina, which is a sacred burial ground reserved only for nobility… a royal tomb that locals say is still haunted today, past Hawaiian kings and queens refusing to let go of once what was theirs… Hmmm, that sounds pretty familiar, doesn’t it Karma?
 
The Banshee holds up Karma to her face, looking directly at her sentient lead pipe. An accompanying voice-over plays over the images, illustrating a look into the mind of The Banshee, since in her twisted mind, Karma is a living object capable of intelligent thoughts and strong opinions.
 
Karma: Why you involving me in your little Schoolhouse Rock presentation there? What, you think we on the Reading Rainbow or something? Besides, I’m ready to get my tan on! Why we hanging out here, in some creepy-ass hotel when we could be sipping pina coladas out of a pineapple instead?
 
The Banshee: (slapping her forehead) Oh goddammit Karma, don’t start with me again. You know full well why we’re here… It’s exactly the type of place that feels right at home for creatures of the night… a place where phantoms can thrive… a place where nightmares are born… And Diantha Rosso, your nightmare began on Odyssey once we broke and bloodied your thick skull! That’s why I tolerate your antics, Karma. You’re extremely irritating, but the way you allow me to spill meat out of a split skull is nothing short of elegant and beautiful… Dammit, Karma, why is there an Alexa in the corner?
 
Karma: That’s because I’m trying to get my jam on while you monologue like some 80s cartoon character! But hey, don’t you got something to show Diantha? You know, that “gift” I managed to find at that gift shop outside the cemetery where Marie Laveau’s grave is?
 
The Banshee: (smiling) Ah yes, the Voodoo Queen herself… now, this wasn’t some hokey place you found on Trip Advisor, right? This better not be Haiti all over again… remember, you confused a voodoo doll for an action figure?
 
Karma: Oh you crazy bitch, this place was legit! The best voodoo charms money can buy!
 
The Banshee pulls out a small doll, a humanoid effigy made of a plush material, with straws of hay poking out of the hastily-stitched holes. The doll has strands of red, blonde, purple, and brown hair covering its head, two “X”s stitched where the eyes should be, with nothing to indicate a mouth. The doll is otherwise bare, except for the name “Diantha Rosso,” which has been written across the doll’s chest… in dried blood, apparently. The Banshee sits the doll down inside the outline of a pentagram drawn on the floor in chalk, a red lit candle at the end of every “point” of the pentagram star. The Banshee then looks back to the camera, still holding Karma in her other hand.
 
The Banshee: Isn’t this exactly what everyone expects? Let’s talk about “expectations” for a minute… An evil, demonic force like myself is expected to call upon the darkest recesses in order to put the “Heavenly Lioness” through trials and tribulations unlike which she has ever experienced her entire career, only for the former two-time OWA Women’s World Champion to overcome the odds, vanquishing me in the process…
 
At that moment, The Banshee snaps her fingers before bringing down Karma onto the Diantha “voodoo doll,” which explodes into a ball of blood before the screen flickers to darkness. A few moments later, the screen flickers back on an entirely new setting, which appears to be inside the kitchen of a fine dining restaurant. The Banshee is standing in front of a hot grill, the Diantha “voodoo doll” laying across it, strangely not having a single thread singe despite the strong flames licking up at it. The Banshee is wearing a purple chef’s hat, while Karma has a tiny chef’s apron duct taped to it. In The Banshee’s other hand is a steel spatula, which she uses to flip the Diantha doll up in the air before letting it land back on the hot grill, still never once searing or singeing.
 
The Banshee: It’s not quite “Hell’s Kitchen,” but it’s still a kitchen from hell…
 
Karma: Girl, come on… that shit was straight up weak, like almost amateur hour material-
 
The Banshee: (turning to Karma) ENOUGH!!! Let’s not get away from the point here, Karma… The point, Diantha, is that you are probably used to certain “expectations,” right? As a former champion with nearly no equal, you are EXPECTED to beat every opponent that dares to face off against Odyssey’s newest “Ace.” You are EXPECTED to either chase or defend the top titles on Odyssey… You are EXPECTED to be one of the top merchandise sellers at every live event… But Diantha, I bet you NEVER EXPECTED to suffer brain damage by my hands… just like you never EXPECTED to lose your belt to some unemployed widow, one who, like you, relied on the name of another in order to add any form of credibility to herself… You are “cursed” by your own name, Diantha ROSSO, brother of the "great" (snickers a bit)  Carlos Rosso, some glorified has-been who gets his rocks off by vicariously living through his sister’s success, yet she continues to languish in his surprisingly small shadow… The Rossos, like the Drakes, are both are nothing more than overrated parasites feeding off each other just to stay relevant, because let’s face facts… Carlos hasn’t been relevant here in a long time, and you, Diantha, are beginning to realize your own mortality… that you, in fact, are no “lioness” or anything of the sort… You’re just another meat puppet put on this planet for my simple enjoyment… pray that I don’t grow bored with you too quickly…
 
Karma: Shit, I’m already bored myself. Can I put on The Queen’s Gambit? I heard that show was damn entertaining, even though it’s about some drugged-up chick playing chess. It don’t sound good on paper, but hell-
 
The Banshee: Karma, right now, you’re killing the one thing that doesn’t bring me any joy: my mood! You’re killing my mood right now… Anyways, let’s talk about the new Odyssey GM for a moment… Aria, it’s painfully obvious that you have this whole “new sheriff in town” mindset going on, and while it’s cute in the same way that it’s cute to watch a pet hamster drown in a fish tank, it presents a potential obstacle to my future goals this summer... So don’t think for a second that The Banshee will follow any rules you set down, especially after your continued slights against someone of my caliber… You think keeping me off the show will prevent me from showing up and wreaking havoc?
 
Karma: Whoa, but hold up a sec. You’re opening the show this Saturday, so maybe she does see value in you after all… oh, but you’re facing… hold up, who the hell is NAMI?
 
The Banshee: Oh, I was getting to that… NAMI is an opponent I faced months ago, and once she felt The Torment of The Banshee, I snapped her arm like a dried twig, easily breaking it in several places and putting the bitch on the shelf for several months, simply because… I COULD. There was no other motivation involved, no personal issues with that spoiled bitch who simply couldn’t stand up to The Banshee’s power, which there is no shame in, because NO ONE CAN STAND UP TO MY POWER! Those who doubt me continue to pay the consequences, because the trauma I inflicted upon them will haunt them forever… Aria, I have no doubts your lack of a conscience lets you sleep at night, especially because you booked me a sacrificial lamb that is ripe for slaughtering... an opponent that I already easily and utterly destroyed once before without a second thought, though perhaps it was meant as yet another slight, a sad attempt to insult me by putting me in action against those who are several levels beneath me! You retired just in time, because while I can’t legally put my hands on you outside of the ring… there are so many other creative “avenues” that I can exploit in order to make your reign as the Odyssey GM a short and painful one for you… so if you want to hang on to your position of power a little while longer, than I suggest you start showing me to proper respect that I rightfully deserve. After all, I single-handedly demolished 2/3rds of the so-called Queens of Wrestling, proving that the only Odyssey talent deserving of a royal title is The Banshee, and ONLY THE BANSHEE!
 
Karma: Alexa, play-
 
The Banshee: (turning to Karma, whom she is still holding in her hand) What did I say earlier about “killing my mood?” Just put a cork in it, I’m nearly finished here… Christ, good help is so hard to find anymore… Diantha, as I said before, you are cursed with EXPECTATIONS… but against The Banshee, as cliché as it sounds, the only thing you should EXPECT is the UNEXPECTED…
 
Karma: (laughing) HAHAHA! That shit was cliché as a motherfucker! Someone get this undead bitch a fucking thesaurus!
 
The Banshee: (rolling her eyes, she puts her thumb and index finger on the bridge of her nose as if fighting off a headache, before shaking her head and looking back at the camera in a menacing manner) WHATEVER! The point is, Diantha, that The Banshee wasn’t quite finished with you after Clash of the Titans, an event that you won largely thanks to my dominance… but this right here isn't just another fight for you... THIS IS WAR... and a war against The Banshee is a war you can't win, not unless you're prepared to come down to hell itself, so you can meet me at my level… prepare to be skinned alive, for my lair needs a “lioness” rug for the fireplace… But Diantha, I do wonder if you’ll be able to surprise me? Will you be able to defy the EXPECTATIONS of all? Because, Diantha, if you want to hold onto any hope of surviving The Banshee's Onslaught, than you’ll need to surpass everyone’s EXPECTATIONS… because you WILL HAVE TO GO TO THAT “DARK PLACE  THAT YOU FEAR TO TRAVEL TO! YOU WILL HAVE TO GO PAST A POINT OF NO RETURN!!! DIANTHA, WILL YOU STAIN YOUR SOUL ENOUGH TO SURVIVE!?! LET NAMI SERVE AS A FUTURE REMINDER TO ALL THOSE WHO CONTINUE TO LOOK PAST MY POWERS! (Turns her head back to Karma) Now, Karma, please close out this message with my carefully hand-picked melody that should evoke fear and shame in those who hear it!
 
Karma: You got it boss-lady! Alexa, play “Current Mood Playlist!”
 
Suddenly, “Low” by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain begins blaring through the speakers, causing The Banshee to give an equal-parts look of anger and confusion to Karma, as the lyrics continue spouting through the speakers:
 
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
 
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low


The Banshee, still looking confused and pissed, tosses Karma up in the air as she grabs the Diantha voodoo doll and hurls it directly at the cameraman holding the camera, apparently hitting him in the crotch, as the camera crashes down and breaks, causing the image to go to static. However, the poor man can be heard slightly over the music, as he says, “My balls! My balls are shattered! Kill me now!” over and over at random, before the feed cuts to black.

VaeVictisBD, Aria Jaxon, Michael Bishop and Alyssa Grace have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Revy
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 27th 2021, 12:52 am by Revy
Hurt

(Revy is sitting on a couch in camo pants and a white tanktop. On the table in front of her, there are artillery, weapons, and knive, perfectly laid out and organized as Revy, with a rag and brush in hand, cleaning out the barrel of a disassembled gun. As she continues to clean and re-assemble it, she speaks, not stopping to look at the camera.) 

Jokes on you, Nakita. I can’t count….. I can’t count on anyone anymore. Yeah, perhaps I bit off more than I can chew. Typically, people say bad things about me all the time, and I don’t care. Typically, I’d laugh it off and move on, but Jonetta went a step too far when she brought up my brother. 

All I ever wanted was friends. Since I was a wee kid, it was hard to find someone that I can genuinely talk to. This isn’t your cliche “I’m not like other girls.” This is people telling other people “don’t associate yourself with her. She’s dangerous, a bad influence. Follow her, and you’ll be led astray.” Why? Was it too much to ask for? For me to have real genuine friends? Surely, you understand, DuBov. You seem like you don’t have a lot of friends. 

I’ve taken a lot of beatings in my time as a pro-wrestler. But what Jonetta said, that was honestly the first time I felt I was really hurt. And it hurts, because I tried so hard. SO HARD to be a good and supportive friend. I meant well, I really did. And yeah, maybe I’m not a good friend. I fuck up all the time, And when I do, I’d beat myself up for it. I’d march to the back after every match or segment, and just hit myself in the head, telling myself, “STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!” 

Nakita, I’m not riding high on anything right now. If anything, I’ve hit a new low. Because I got thoughts, now. Bad thoughts now. Thoughts I know I shouldn’t be having, but it doesn’t go away, no matter how much I drink. And great news! I’m drinking again! But not out of celebration with friends or to relax. It’s all to help me focus. Because I know now. I get it. The source of all my problems. 

The past month or so, I’ve been troubled, wandering aimlessly, trying to figure out what is wrong with me? I get it now. Jonetta opened my eyes. No, it’s not my need for companionship. It’s not my rashness and impulsive behavior. It’s not the Jewish space lasers that are starting the forest fires! No….. the problem has been there in front of our faces this whole time. The greatest of evil I’ve ever witness, more sinister than Abholos…… I’m talking about the OWA Women’s Championship. 

Look at you, Nakita! You are already calling or comparing going against Jonetta almost as if she is a god just because she has that belt. But that title, all it has done is made my life harder. Not being a contender for that title, I was already placed on the bottom of the totem pole here. And you know what? I was ok with that. I accepted my place and never imagine, let only, dreamed of being anywhere near that championship. But then, Demo Corp just broke apart because April wanted it. … Llorona wanted it…. Jonetta wanted it! EVERYBODY WANTS IT! And quite frankly, I didn’t get it. But hey, I’m not here to judge. If a world championship title is needed to justify your place in the business, that is fine. 

But all this greed, it kills friendship. It creates fake friendships. It corrupts and creates unhealthy obsession. Whether people want do win it, or people who have already won it want it back! In the ideal world, I would never personally be anywhere near this title and all my friends, they can get a slice of that world title pie. We’d be friends, share the moment, and drink to it. I had low expectation for people… I really did. And in the end, I held myself at a high standard, as a friend. I tried everything to hold our team as group and support and defend when I can. But it wasn’t enough. Jonetta was right. Mizuko got pregnant. April got a promotion. And Moongoose went and did something stupid. But as a friend, I can’t be upset, because in the end, this was what they wanted and all I can do was support their decisions. Yeah, I was upset, but I was happy, because that felt like the right thing to do. And here was Jonetta, making me feel like a utter piece of shit just because she finally got what she wanted. That title, that note, she could had lost if I didn’t intervene! 

Jonetta didn’t have to say all those hurtful things. She could had just said “No, I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.” You won’t believe how many times I’ve heard that in my life. And that would had been it, because in the end, all I wanted was what was best for the people I care about. Jonetta, I cared! I really did. If you asked me to walk away and never speak to you again, I would had. I really thought what we had, that was special. But to hear it meant nothing to you, you couldn’t even let me have that. Ignorant Bliss. 

But because of that, I’m not gonna let you have any of it. I know what people are thinking. Revy, you stand no chance against Jonetta. She’s leagues ahead of you in terms of talent, strength, and status. And they are right. But if she bleed, she can be knocked out. If she feels pain, she can tap out. If she breathes, she can be killed. And that enough for this David to stand up to any fuckin’ Goliath. 

You wanted that championship so badly, Jonetta, that you were willing to walk over your friends just to get it? And now that you got it, now what? Hold on to it as long as possible?! Was this truly all worth it?! Just to get a taste of, as DuBov would put it, of being a “god?” Many years from now, these people they aren’t gonna care about your reign. They aren’t gonna remember the night you won, and if they talk about it, it’s just gonna be just that, a feint memory. These people, they will turn on you and move on the next hottest thing and forget about you! And Jonetta, you fucked up. Because I would had cared. I wouldn’t forget. I would had sung and praise songs of you. That video package, I idolized you! I respected you, and it never was a thought that you would feel the same about me, but would atleast perceive me as a friend, ATLEAST! 

But you just had to go there, get on your proverbial high horse and view me as nothing. And because of that, you aren’t safe. Odyssey isn’t safe. Because now, I’m not in the business of making friends. Who would imagine, making friends can hurt me so much, and it just cannot happen as long as THAT! The OWA Women’s Championship exists. And because of this, I make a declaration. I do not care about winning that world championship, but what I do care about is taking it from you …. And putting an end to it. Look what it has made us do? Turn friends into enemies, divide us, and only establish elitism and deceit. No, I’m done with all this bullshit. 

That title has got to go and if I have to, I’ll pry it from your cold dead manly hands, Jonetta. And I’m sure every woman on the roster is gonna try to stop me. After all, the history, the legacy that has been established with that belt. Natalie, Dulce, Diantha, etc. Fuck it all! Cancel that shit! So what is it gonna be Nakita? Are you gonna stop me? I’m sure that at some point, you’d want to hold that title in your own hands, but frankly, it’s never gonna happen. Atleast not when I’m done with Jonetta. That’s right. We aren’t on cute nickname bases anymore. Joney is dead to me! 

To all of Odyssey, and especially Jonetta, I say this. Get out of my way. As horrible as I may be with my track record in OWA, you won’t believe how much I’ve held back because I didn’t want to go “too far.” You won’t believe how focused I can be when I really want something. And you won’t believe just how far I would go, not to get something I want, but to simply destroy something I hate. Fun and Games is over. You did it. You all fuckin did it. You took me, Revy, who was here to have fun, make friends, and turned me back “no remorse, efficient, killing machine” that I worked so hard to bury. 

I don’t want this. I never wanted this. So people who think I’m doing all this for the clout to set myself up for the main event , if it was this easy, I would had done it ages ago. No champion in their right mind would decline a challenge from someone that made them eat a flashbang. It could had been Natalie, It could had been Dulce, Diantha, Alyssa, Nakita, everybody wants Revenge! So Jonetta, you said all those things, I know you aren’t gonna take any of it back, because it was all truth. Now fight me. Put your title on the line , otherwise, as Niki Khan is proof of, there is more than one way for me to take a title off them, and I’m all out of wishes. 

It’s been decided. It’s time for the Hunter to become the prey. And i’m gonna make Jonetta regret, not just for saying all those things, but …. For breaking my heart. I loved you. Know that. I would had done anything for you. But to see you become… this… this monster, and helping you get to that point….

(Revy finishes assembling her shot gun and cocks it)

It’s only right that I’ll put you down. You don’t think I’m serious? Watch, Jonetta. Watch what I do to DuBov this week, and know that for you, the worse is yet to come.

Aria Jaxon, Michael Bishop, HellFighterINC, Alyssa Grace and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Matsuda
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 26th 2021, 11:56 pm by Matsuda
Atlantis Meme #1


OWA Promos - Page 6 OnMCRYP

Aria Jaxon, Michael Bishop, Bobby Wheeler, Alyssa Grace and RAMBEAUX have spoken. It’s such good shit!

MYŌJIN
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 26th 2021, 11:54 pm by MYŌJIN
Withdrawal.

That was the best way Shouta, or better known to the masses as MYOJIN, could describe the way they felt when realizing it had been about around two months since Omega Wrestling Alliance had booked them on the show. Sure, the Shining Star had been booked on other shows- qualifying for the Battle of the Best tournament at the XHF Network's FIRESIDE, steadily but surely gaining more momentum in Project: Honor- but still, there was a hole that was left open for them. Boredom on nights where they had too much free time on their hands instead of getting ready to fly to another show. Wrestling was their number one enjoyment, so you could imagine the excitement in their eyes once they had learned they were being booked for Atlantis!

And it was against an opponent they had never gone against; Rebecca Filth.

The blonde sat in a personal trainer at the movie set, something they despised but ultimately accepted as when they had won the main event of a Project: Honor PPV- They were "gifted" a movie contract, not only that but they were obligated to be cast in the starring role. The movie was a cyberpunk neo-noir film. Shouta held a script in their hands after a screen rest, still in a cyberpunk costume with leather, LED lights, makeup to make them seem somewhat cybernetic, and their hair deliberately spikier than usual. Of course, Shouta wasn't very happy about that.

“You look…  different.” Himari, their girlfriend, noted with a sly smile on her face as they threw the script on the couch. She walked up to them and placed a hand on their chest, “Not bad different either.”

Shouta rolled their eyes, “I can't wait to get out of here and back to actually wrestling again. This is ridiculous, I look stupid as hell in this skin-tight crap..”

Himari giggled, patting them on the chest before going to sit down. “レスリングだけを考えていますか?(Do you only think about wrestling?” She asked as they looked in the mirror, taking out eye contact with a deep breath before going to sit down next to the young woman.  

“No…” Shouta responded defensively. Himari simply raised her eyebrow in response. They hated that she was able to tell what was on their mind. Sighing, they then rubbed the back of their neck.

“Okay, yeah, I admit I have been. I know you wanted me to relax and focus on having fun with this- but I haven't been booked at any upcoming show besides OWA and I can't help but just… have one thing on my mind.” They admitted, rubbing the side of their cheek with a small frown as they turned on the TV.

“What is that?” She asked, leaning in her seat to get a better look at her partner's face.

“Last Season when I debuted here, I talked about how I was going to be the next big thing- and while I had a pretty good run, Savannah and I did earn that shot at the tag team champions, I just can't help but think it could have been better. Like instead of being just thrown in the BOB Games because there was nothing else for me, I could have been in a high profile match at the end of it..”

“It's not wise to think of what could been.” She said after a small pause, while her English wasn't perfect, she had a good point. “Instead, think of future. 今何ができるか考えてみてください。(Think about what you can do now.)”

Shouta leaned back in their seat, seemingly in thought as they looked back toward Himari. She had a good point. “..You know what? Yeah, I'm gonna do even better this season. I'm going to bring everything I have and more, and I'm going to leave an impact… That all starts with this Atlantis show.”

“Good!” Himari smiled and pressed a kiss on their cheek. Shouta grinned with a newfound sense of ambition, briefly squeezing her hand with affection.

“But first, I'm going to put on something way more comfortable.”

~~~~~~~~~~

Hey, sweethearts! Did you miss me?

I know you did, it's been a while.

Last season of OWA, I ended it with a bang. While I only had been pinned once throughout my run on Kingdom, things didn't exactly go the way I was hoping they would. I didn't win the Clash, but Rumbles tend to be unpredictable that way. I didn't make it into the Ascension match at OWA's biggest show of the year, Final Destination. I've proven plenty of times how capable I am as a singles competitor and that I belong here- and soon enough, bitches will acknowledge me as the best of the best.

While my partner, Savannah Sunshine, and I worked our asses off to gain a chance to become tag team champions- We haven't actually gotten that match yet. And you know what, I'm not all that upset about it yet- I'm patient when I want to be, and that time will come- but for now? I've got to focus on me, myself, and I.

The last time you all saw me, I was in Savannah's corner as she faced Theodor Pavel. I'm pretty good friends with both her and Theo, and Theo's wife, Misaki- and while it was fun to have a front row seat to the action- Now it's finally my turn to get into the ring once more. Oh, and I've been drafted to Olympus- which is bound to be a good time, I always enjoy stepping into new territory.

Though that's all in the future. Right now? I'll be facing the inaugural champion from Kingdom Pro who's making her debut into OWA. Unlike the clown I faced on the last Atlantis I was ever on, I can't just sleep on her and think of the match as a warmup. This is going to be a FIGHT and I respect her.

Well… I respect her as a wrestler, let me make that clear. I don't think very highly of someone who doesn't think of themselves very highly- evident by calling herself Rebecca Filth.

What's up, Becky with the good hair? I've done my research on you- and you're no joke, hun. You were Kingdom Pro's Wrestler of the Year in 2019 and have plenty of awards to your name. Not only that, but you're unorthodox as hell.

Now, I'm as smart as I am beautiful, love. This trashy act of yours that you've grown to be infamous for doesn't do much for me- Acting like a thot might have some incels who've never seen a woman up close embarrassed but.. Honey, I'm not a cookie cutter wrestler . I'm MYOJIN, the Shining Star aka That Bitch. I'm here to show the world while I'm absolutely one of the greatest, and to do that? Is to knock you off before you even get a chance to start.

I'm sure you're used to most people being uncomfortable around you or feeling threatened by you. After all, I wouldn't be as much of a prodigy if I didn't recognize what ferocity you bring in the ring.

You're aggressive- Good. You play right into my style. The fact that you don't give a shit about how many dangerous bumps you take, the fact that you're an absolute daredevil- That just makes me wonder, how many injuries have you sustained? What points can I target? Which limb should I pick apart first? That's the problem with live fast, die young wrestlers like you-

You think you're immortal.

You think you can survive anything as long as it gets the job done.

It's all fun and games and you can get through the pain, until that tweaked leg gets put in a leg lock. Until that aching arm is bent awkwardly. Until that sore back is folded like a chair.  You're unaware of your own limitations, either that, or you just don't care.

And that makes my job easier. I fight like a vulture, I take a shot at anything I can get my hands. My entire body is a weapon- I use everything that I can to break you down, piece by piece, until eventually…

You have to tap, just like that.

I'm sure you think that because this is your first match in the company, it'll be a breeze. An easy bout for you and the next step in your career- It's just really such an unfortunate thing that you have to face me. You have to rely on acting slutty and risk your body for attention? Me? Everyone's eyes turn to me as soon as I walk into the building.

I'm the last of a dying breed, the last of the kind of wrestler that does this not for just money, not for fame, certainly not for any other bitch's validation. I'm a fighter, the thrill of getting in that ring and simply having a match I can be proud of and hold my head up high for is an award in itself- and I have no doubt that you're going to bring me a fight. I'm hoping you do.

I'm hoping you give me everything you've got just so I can show why I'm better- and it's not because I can do a aerial move better than you, or fly higher, or do something so hazardous to my own health that the audience will start giving "HOLY SHIT!" chants.

I'm better because of my precision. I am a strategist, I calculate every move I make and I don't get tired- I pay attention to every little detail and I have the technical ability to wrestle leagues ahead of you. So while you break yourself for a cheap pop? I'll be waiting to end it with my heel hook OR my Kimura.

As I said, poor Becky, it really is going to suck when that hype behind your name quickly gets shut down when people realize brute force and throwing yourself at someone doesn't outmatch my deadly strikes, my graceful dives, and my UNFORGIVING submissions.

Sorry, but not everyone is meant to be the Queen. Someone's gotta be used as a stepping stone.

It just so happens it'll be you.

Aria Jaxon, Michael Bishop, Alyssa Grace and RAMBEAUX have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Rebecca Filth
take notice // atlantis 001
Post May 26th 2021, 11:54 pm by Rebecca Filth
OWA Promos - Page 6 Bex1


Rebecca Filth had come up short on her Odyssey debut. She was close. She could nearly taste the victory. But Natalie Cage was able to use her experience to her advantage and reverse Bex’s finisher into a rollup. Three seconds later and it was over. If you ask us, that count seemed a little fast. Maybe Rebecca’s brash ways had already rubbed more people wrong than she thought. Apparently shit talking the new GM was frowned upon. Most women on this roster would see this outcome as a missed opportunity. The chance to upstage a former Women’s Champion, and the longest reigning one at that, slipped between her fingers. But the Gutter Whore isn’t most people. She proved her worth in that ring. She demonstrated why she would be a force on Odyssey in that ring.

Filth was just getting her feet wet. She was not a flash in the pan like many before her. This would not discourage her. No. She wouldn’t tuck her tail and run. Don’t fear, OWA. This was just the beginning. The first battle in her war.

/ / / / /

Once again, our Duchess of Rubbish looked out of place. She was curled up in the plush seat inside a private jet. Bex wore a pair of black sweatpants with bleach tie-dye patterns and a matching cropped hoodie. Her matted hair was pulled back into a messy bun and the look was complete with a pair of black fuzzy slippers. Her legs were tucked beneath her, a glass of champagne perched in her left hand as she leaned against the window next to her.

“Some of us grow up being told that we can do anything. Reach for the stars your parents tell you. You are special. Unique. A little snowflake. And the world is handed to you. Silver spoon in mouth. All of the resources. Every chance. Every opportunity. All just laid at your fucking feet. Just waiting for the taking. Waiting for you to realize all of this potential that mommy and daddy told you that you had. Just waiting for you to do something. To become something.

But it's always just out of grasp. Isn’t it? We all keep waiting, bated breath. And the little snowflake never proves that it can be more than a speck, melting as it hits the cold, hard pavement.”

Filth tilts her head slightly. A look of confusion touches her dark lips.

“Why is it always those of you who have had it so easy that like to claim that you are fighters? Every other person in this fucking industry is a second generation superstar, someone’s bloody sibling or someone who crawled out of the shithole that is MMA and proclaimed themselves wrestlers? All people who always had the chances and opportunities to do anything. Told their whole lives that they could be the best.

But you can’t seem to capture that brass ring can you?

And then there’s me.”

Rebecca takes a pause, bringing her glass up to her lips and taking a slow sip of champagne. She lets the bubbly liquid coat her throat and brings the glass back down, rolling her neck.

“I should be dead. I was told I was nothing. I was told I would be nothing. I didn’t get coddled and cherished as a child. I was shoved to the streets to sleep under the blanket of night. Or under the stale sweat of men twice my age. A woman forgotten. A woman who should have become nothing.

But look around.”

Bringing her arm up, she motions to her lavish surroundings.

“Here I sit. Inside a private plane, with my bank account full and a contract most people would die for. A woman who was disposable. Nothing more than street trash. A woman who won the coveted World Championship in her third ever match. A woman who spit on her doubters and lived with no fear. Who lived with no regard for tomorrow.

And I’ve accomplished things that most of you could only dream of. Look at my fucking Oddysey debut. Did you hear the commentators? Natalie Cage stole the victory. A fucking roll-up with a quick count from a seedy referee who was mad I wouldn’t give him a free month subscription to my OnlyFans. Classic politics bullshit. But ending aside, that match was mine. I brought Natalie Cage to her knees. I took everything that bitch had and I kept coming. I was about to END HER. I was about to seal the deal and she got fucking lucky. In what world is a roll-up considered some spectacular maneuver? It’s luck, nothing more. A woman who was the longest reigning women’s champion, who claims to be the best in this fucking business couldn't put me down with not one, but two Dog Tags. She couldn’t make Rebecca Filth stay on her back - my favourite place. Nah. Instead she had to dig deep and result in a cheap tactic to win.

I hope you’re proud, Natalie. We both know that isn’t how you wanted it to happen. We both know that I surprised you inside that ring.

But where was my praise? Where was the shock and awe from the world? Where are the proclamations that I am the future? Fucking nowhere. Because La Llarona had to drag her ugly fucking mug out there and steal my shine. All the world remembers is that she planted Natalie Cage in that ring after I did all the hard fucking work. All the world remembers is two hasbeens that no one should fucking care about anymore!”

Bex slams her champagne glass down on the armrest next to her, her knuckles clenching it so tightly that they’re white. Her eyes have narrowed and her cavalier demeanor has disintegrated. Into rage and anger.

“You fucking slags stole my shine. Once again, Rebecca Filth is disposable. My name should be on everyone’s fucking lips! My performance alone was inspired! It was a message and a statement. And it has been IGNORED! But let me tell you something, I have been ignored my entire life. Overlooked my entire life. And if you think that I will sit idly by, you are mistaken. If I don’t get the spotlight given to me. I will take it.

You want to give me random Atlantis matches against choke-artists? I went toe to toe with a woman this company regards as a fucking legend LAST WEEK. I could taste that victory. And my repayment? A nobody. A loser who has to get the last word because no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up. This is what you give me? I’m relegated to a mid-card snoozefest in fucking Alaska? Fine. I’ve never been the kind of bitch to turn down a fight. But since you all ignored my statement on Odyssey. I will have no choice but to make a much larger one this week on Atlantis when I make Myojin look at the real face of beauty and force him to see that he is the disposable one. He is the one in over his head. And he is the one who will once again find himself staring down the barrel of a shotgun called failure. And Rebecca Filth will be the bitch at the other end, pulling the trigger with a bloody fuckin’ smile on her face.”

Bex brings her champagne glass up to her lips once more, this time tossing her head back and emptying the flute into her mouth. She tosses the empty glass into the seat next to her.

“Myojin, a man with maybe the most egotistical name in this sport. A name he claims was gifted to him because he is… godlike? Interesting considering he’s shown that all he can do is choke time and time again. What was it, three matches before you were gifted a shot at the Ascension to the Heavens match at Final Destination? Only to crumble at Maverick’s feet. And that was after you’d already shit the bed at Clash of Titans. You have proclaimed over and over that you would be a World Champion. But when the chance was right there in front of you, you couldn’t reach it. You were dummied and cast aside. Landing in the middle of the pack. Landing in obscurity in everyone’s mind. And then you somehow still worked your way into a match at Final Destination. But you couldn’t even win a fucking obstacle course. You once again left championship opportunities on the table.

What do you think makes you so special, Myojin? Is it because mommy and daddy told you you were? Because you were raised for greatness? You come from a family of combatants who told you that you could shatter ceilings and do anything. Except you left that sport because your own family overshadowed you. You proclaim to want to celebrate uniqueness. Nah. You just ran from your own failures. You couldn’t stack up. You couldn’t compete with your own kind. So you ran to another industry in hopes that you could stand out by being different. You wanted to cash in your Prince-wannabe vibes and hope no one noticed your shortcomings. But no one gives a fuck about your uniqueness if you continue to choke more than I do on a dick every night. You worked your life for this. You want a world title so fucking bad. How does it feel to know that I could care less and I snatched one up with ease in my first shot? I was the inaugural and longest reigning World Champion in Kingdom Pro. I beat the ENTIRE company in that match to proclaim the gold and my legacy. And you can’t even beat a single fucking person.

Yet you claim that this is everything to you and you can’t get it done inside that ring. On this card, you're exactly where you belong - Mid card obscurity. It's who you are. Someone who shows up, doesn’t quit, but can’t quite get it done when it counts. Always proclaiming to be the best, with nothing to show for it.

But why? Personally, I blame your parents. They told you that you could do anything. They told you that you were special. And they fucking lied. You are nothing more than mediocre. A bad dye job and a flashy look don’t make a competitor. You don’t know what it’s like to fight for your fucking life. You don’t know what it’s like to fight for your own survival. All you know is what it’s like to fight for fun, for honor, for pathetic things that don’t mean shit in this company. You were coddled and it’s made you fucking weak. Worthless. Uninspiring.

Some people just don’t have it. All the DNA and family pride and history can’t make a competitor. All the drive in the world can’t make you not suck. It’s simply who you are. Your parents spoiled you like sour milk a long time ago. Now you’re just a delusional freak grasping at straws and relevance. You came in hot, won a few matches and thought you were hot shit. But you’ve fizzled out. And now we see the real you.

This is your first match since losing at Final Destination. I know you’re looking for a comeuppance. You’re looking to prove yourself. But you can fucking look somewhere else. Because this is MY comeuppance. This is my moment. I will not be some easy victory to cleanse your conscience and make you feel like less of a failure. You will stay stagnant where you belong; gathering wins, scraping the bottom of the barrel, while everyone around you surpasses you. While I shoot to superstardom.

Unlike you, I‘m not looking to be mediocre. I am looking for bright lights and spotlights. I will not allow myself to be overshadowed. This week, you will take notice of Rebecca Filth. Everyone will take notice. I will fucking make you.”

VaeVictisBD, Aria Jaxon, Michael Bishop, Devi Krysis, Alyssa Grace, Noah Reigner and RAMBEAUX have spoken. It’s such good shit!

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National Blueberry Cheesecake Day
Post May 26th 2021, 11:52 pm by AzurineVebbins
The presented promotional material opens with a successful maiden voyage landing of Kayfabe Airlines to Anchorage, Alaska. Upon disembarking the vessel, “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” Azurine Vebbins arabesques in a racy rashguard wetsuit. Even if booking said flight was made “reverse cowgirl boot spur of da moment,” Devi Krysis’ dance date was determined to amp anticipation for an upcoming tag-team tango tomorrow night on Omega Wrestling Alliance Atlantis. Due to her Phoneme Whippersnapper periodically dropping signal until reaching her hotel room, audio from her taxi ride appears nonexistent. After making sure her phone’s fully charged, Vebbins commences communicating with her chanters.   


Azurine Vebbins: Happy Blueberry Cheesecake Day and World Redhead Day, attentive OWA Atlantis audience! Tomorrow night Da Howlin’ Halos reunite to rumba against “Carny Target” Mark Michaels and “Despicable Disciple” Eon Blue. Personally, when contemplatin’ disciples, I immediately imagine humblin’ myself by washin’ my partner’s feet and den dryin’ dem wid heavenly hair. Den again, dat might be da submissive spirit speakin’ steadfastly. 


No. Da real reason is I put total trust in my teammate. While deyr are exceptions, Devi and I would do almost any-din’ for one anoder. More often dan not, we selflessly sacrifice to achieve well-earned wins. Mister Michaels and Blue, meanwhile, don’t possess dat same passion for partnership. Deyr capacity to coexist shrinks shorter dan da list of associates I’ll amble to Anchorage for. Deyrfore, in closin’, I’ll reiterate and den paraphrase: “Da Untamed Bloodwolf’s” at your door and when she’s had her fill of gore and vore…“Da Hardheaded Housewife” shall be deyr to wipe blood from da dance floor.

Vebbins flashes a sincere, if slightly saccharine, smile as her phone signal drops abruptly. Those viewing the stream debate whether she’ll be baking something in the kitchenette or going out to a nice nightclub.

Devi Krysis has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Bobby Wheeler
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 26th 2021, 11:42 pm by Bobby Wheeler
Nate Cage's Mental Breakdown or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Big Naheem's Big Napeen

This is the respect I get after everything I’ve done, is it? Being fucked over at Final Destination still stings and now here I am, being forced to get into the ring with an unruly gorilla from an uncivilised, animalistic land…and Big Naheem as well. To make matters worse, Nas’s super god powers were taken away so now I’m going in there with some dude. Oh great, what a time to be alive…
 
That’s what I WOULD say…IF I WERE A LITTLE BITCH! Ha! This is how motherfuckers get clapped up and snapped up. This right here is the Blacklist in full swing. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in the illustrious history of OWA, Nate Cage and the Messiah himself will team up. Two of the company’s mightiest forming to take on an old man and a big man, the most uninspiring combo there is. What do I even say about Jacob Senn at this point? Been there, done that. I’ve already put you down once, what makes you think I won’t do it again. You fucked off. You retired. Nas and I stayed and grew, we became gods. Look at you, still going around with his posse of losers, trying to be the big man on campus like it’s Season 1. You have a big old giant in Naheem standing next to you and I’m gonna straddle that boy. I’m making Big Black Naheem my bitch. You hear that, BBN? That booty is mine, sir! Nas is gonna watch and cheer while I take that innocence in the middle of the ring while all the incel libtard crowd members watch on in horror.
 
Why are you even teaming with that inbred cuck, BBN? That man looks like one of the white extras from Get Out. Is that what happened, Naheem? Did Senn swap out your brain so he can have his own servant? That’s despicable! It’s alright though, we’re gonna liberate you. We’re gonna invoke the spirit of Blacklist Matters and let you join our ranks. We can grant you freedom, all you have to do is take the initiation. Join me in the ring and let me show you what true power is. You don’t have to follow the fossil, there are living dinosaurs waiting for you to harness your true power. You’re being wasted with Jake’s crew. That man has done nothing here but talk at length about how great he is and one of his bitches is world champion right now! Step aside and let the real men do the work, not the village elders. Darkane got the strap, Senn got the bad back, that’s wassup!
 
At this point in the promo, Nate Cage appears to be having a mental breakdown, just sort of saying a bunch of random shit that doesn’t’ really make any sense. Not gonna lie, he has nothing interesting to say anymore.
 
And another thing! Why the fuck do The Blacklist trust me?! I’ve betrayed every group I’ve ever been a part of. This shit right here is why everyone thinks pro wrestlers are dumb. Here I am, the worst motherfucker in history and people just willingly hang around me because why the fuck not? Ah fuck it, I’m getting paid and I’m friends with a stupidly powerful dude, might as well milk this cow for as long as it’s giving me milk. I’m never winning a fucking singles title, am I? It just isn’t gonna happen. This company was giving shots to people who had no loyalty and fucked off at the first sign of trouble and I was sitting here twiddling my thumbs. Yeah, fuck Nate Cage! Nate Cage doesn’t get shit because he’s all about rivalries and epic stories and shit like that. We can wheel him out there when we need to inject a bit of drama into the proceedings. But put him in a situation where he could potentially win a title? Nah fuck that, who needs that in their lives? We’ll just let this man think there is something bigger at play but we all know the truth…
 
NATE CAGE IS BEING SET UP! THERE IS A CONSPIRACY! THEY’RE ALL TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK! EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE IS THINKING OF CREATIVE WAYS TO FUCK OVER NATE CAGE! EVERYONE KNOWS THIS! I HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SAYING! THEY’RE SAYING THAT I’M NEVER GONNA BE THAT GUY. THAT I’M A UTILITY PLAYER WHO’S JUST HERE TO PAD OUT THE ROSTER! ALL I DO IS WAIT ON THE SIDELINES WHILE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES BATHE IN A SPOTLIGHT THAT CAN’T BE MINE BECAUSE I’M JUST TOO MUCH FOR THE MAN.
 
NATHAN FIORA WAS A JOKE. DARKANE HASN’T BATHED SINCE BURNING MAN 1997. BUT THEY GET TO DO EVERYTHING I DON’T BECAUSE IT’S ALL ONE BIG PRACTICAL JOKE. WELL I DON’T SEE WHAT’S SO FUNNY ABOUT MAKING A GROWN MAN SUFFER THIS MUCH. ALL I DO IS SHOW UP AND WORK AND GET SHIT ON. WELL, THIS MAN IS SICK OF IT. THIS MAN IS DONE. I’M GONNA PIMP SLAP JACOB SENN AND THEN I’M GONNA FEED BIG NAHEEM’S BIG NAPEEN TO HIM. I’M GONNA KILL EVERYBODY. I’M JUST GONNA GET A FUCKING SWORD AND STAB YOU BITCHES. THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING. IF I DON’T HAVE A BELT AROUND MY WAIST BEFORE THIS YEAR IS UP I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA TAKE AN AR-15 TO OWA HEADQUARTERS AND GO COLUMBINE ON SOME ASSES. TRY AND STOP ME FUCKERS, BECAUSE YOU CAN’T.
 
Suck my dick, OWA management, you simps wouldn’t know brilliance if it sucked your dick. Not that anyone is sucking your dicks because you’re all gooner porn addicts with that Punjabi Grip on your cocks. I’m not holding back anymore. I’m just gonna do whatever the fuck I want and if that means killing everyone ahead of me in line so I can have what I want, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
 
Eat shit. EAT FUCKING SHIT.

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