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Post May 30th 2019, 1:57 am by Father Nathan Fiora
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Natalie Cage
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Post April 17th 2019, 12:36 am by Natalie Cage
OWA Profiles: Natalie Cage


Day 2: The Destination
 
Natalie is walking through a Manchester council estate as the camera follows her. Shopfronts are boarded up, windows have bars on them, and there is a burned-out car at the bottom of the street. However, this place is not mired in sadness. As a crowd of hundreds welcome Natalie with a loud cheer. A large banner reading “Welcome Home!” is held up, and Natalie cannot help but smile and wipe a tear from her face.
 
Natalie: This is what it’s all about. I’m a nobody. I come from this s****y little estate in Manchester, where nobody cares if you live or die. Look at these guys. They’re happy, happy that one of their own’s done good. This is the first time I’ve been back here in years. Feels like I never left.
 
The camera cuts to a series of interviews with people from the estate, talking to the interviewer.
 
Interviewer: Why do you support Natalie?
 
Woman: Because nobody from round ‘ere is seen as worth a toss. The government don’t care, the council don’t care, nobody cares. Natalie goes out there on the telly, she doesn’t pretend to be something she’s not. She talks with her accent, she drinks cheap beer, she swears, she talks about how many people she’s shagged. I love it. She’s a Northern lass who doesn’t shy away from where she’s from. She’s got pride. My little girl watches the TV, sees someone who walks like her, talks like her, and she’s performing in these massive arenas. She’s getting paid millions, she’s on talk shows, she’s on the news over ‘ere. That’s what it’s all about, ain’t it?
 
Man: Well, she’s fit as f*** for one. Can I say that? I mean, she bats for the other team, but I can still dream, right? Not that I’ve got a problem with it, like, I think it’s cool that she can be who she is on TV. Couldn’t have done that back in the day. Guess she breaks barriers, in that regard. She’s ‘ard as fook as well, see that match she had at Pluto’s Gate? Screwdriver was sticking out of her fookin’ forehead, it was! Us Northerners, I’m tellin’ you, we’re made of sterner stuff. Our Nat, she’s doin’ it for us, for the North!
 
Little Girl: She’s the coolest! I’ve got her action figure, her t-shirt, her sticker set, everything! I never even watched wrestling until I saw her come around! You never see people with our accents on the TV. It’s all Americans. Natalie makes me think I can grow up to be famous! That I can be who I want and follow my dreams! She’s so bloody cool! Uhh, don’t tell my mum I swore, please!
 
Old woman: I don’t approve of everything she does. The swearing and the drinking, she could probably do with less of. Not too fussed about the whole dyke thing, I mean, seems everyone’s open about that these days. But you know what? She brings this community together. She gives the littleuns hope that one day, they can pull themselves up by the bootstraps and do something with their lives. There aren’t many opportunities around ‘ere. A lot of the kids turn to crime or the dole. Not our Nat though. Her and her brother, they made good. They’re living in America, getting paid good money to do what they love. Can’t begrudge ‘em that, can you?
 
We cut to Natalie, who’s sitting in the local fish and chip shop, enjoying cod and chips, drenched in salt and vinegar and washed down with a Dr. Pepper.
 
Natalie: Tell you what, it’s been some time since I tucked into chippy from Alan and Vyv’s. Meal of my childhood, right here. Gonna have to put in some extra work in the gym, like, I can feel the trans fats in me fookin’ arteries.
 
Interviewer: You’ve got a real connection with your roots, haven’t you?
 
Natalie: You never forget where you’re from. If you do that, you’re not even you anymore. What’s a person? They’re a bag of flesh and bones, innit? They’re defined by experience and where they come from. When I come back here and see the faces of people light up to see me, how could I ever act like this place doesn’t exist? I’m a proud Northerner. Always ‘ave been, always will be. This town thrived back in the day. Mills and factories as far as the eye could see. Plenty of jobs to go around. Everyone had a good wage and could sleep soundly. Then that bitch Maggie Thatcher got voted in and privatised the lot of it. The mills, the factories, the mines, all of it was gone like that. The bloody rail service even went private. It’s cheaper to book a plane ticket to Ireland or France than it is to do a round trip from Manchester to London! How does that make any sense?
 
People can defend it all they like. Them Southerners who didn’t feel the fallout. Who all got rich because all the jobs were in their backyard. It was never about getting us out of a recession, it was about breaking the spirit of the working class.
 
Natalie takes a large swig of Dr. Pepper and lets out a loud burp.
 
Classism’s not easy to overcome. People will look at how much money you make, what your parents make, what house or town you come from, and they’ll judge you. I had to deal with that my whole life. Everyone thinks I’m some sort of street urchin because I choose to not run and hide from what I am. Those same people who aren’t on TV every week, those same people whose bank account doesn’t have seven figures sitting in it. I made something of myself, and that’s why I’m doing this interview from here. If I can inspire just one person from my estate to become something better, to ignore the path that people have decided for them because of their accent, because of their mean income, then that’s mission accomplished. The establishment can get to buggery, let me tell you that.
 
Interviewer: And you see Azumi Goto as the establishment?
 
Natalie: Never said that, did I? I don’t know a whole lot about Azumi’s life, but didn’t you listen to EVERYTHING I just said? If you make assumptions about people based off their background, you’re a nasty piece of work. Azumi’s certainly proud of where she comes from, why shouldn’t she be? I went to Okinawa with an ex-girlfriend once, had a great time. Lovely city. Don’t remember much of it because I was pissed and shagging every cute bathhouse girl I saw, mind – yeah, we broke up not long after – But that’s besides the point. Azumi knows who she is, and I’m happy for her. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for her in general. She’s living the dream and all that, but you’ve gotta wake up from dreams sooner or later. It just so happens that I’m the freezing cold water she’s getting thrown over her face to realise that.
 
I don’t disagree with everything she has to say about me, I’m not blind. She is tough as hell and she does get back up from a beating. Okay, so what? This isn’t a battle of who stands up the best, because we’d be wrestling all night if that were the case. If I can find my way home while off my tits on absinthe, I’m sure I can deal with a few superkicks. This is two bulls locking horns for a prize, a prize that I decided long ago is mine. I get it, Azumi’s all about that legacy, all about being the greatest of all-time, but even the greats lose. Muhammad Ali got wrecked by Joe Frazier, didn’t exactly harm his career prospects, did it? Azumi’s missing the point here, she already is an all-time great, but she can’t admit that to herself, because she wouldn’t have a purpose then, would she? She’s always chasing that next high, that next big victory, something that will make her valid. I don’t know if that win exists though. What’s her plan if she beats me? I’ll tell you what it is: some hot shot steps up to her and she blathers on about how she needs to be the Ace and win. How she’s the standard bearer and blah blah blah blah blah.
 
I’ve got mad respect for the woman, but she needs to change the record and realise that all her Bushido talk isn’t enough to deal with a Ronin like Natalie Cage. She’s fooled herself into thinking this match is about legacy, that it’s about quelling the threat of the young gun to prove she’s still got it. It isn’t though, is it? Not really. All the talk’s about how Natalie Cage is killing it everywhere she goes. It’s all anyone’s talking about. Azumi Goto as champ was the feelgood scenario, but it wasn’t the reality check. The reality check is her finding out that it’s all good and well to say you’re tougher than everyone, that your opponent doesn’t know what they’re in for and whatever motivational poster catchphrases she wants to throw out there, but that it’s hollow. I know exactly what Azumi Goto is capable of. Believe me when I say that I’m not taking this lightly. I know that I’m in for the fight of my life. I know that I’m gonna have to hit her with everything I possibly can if I want to pry that title from her hands.
 
If she’s dumb enough to think I’m underestimating her, then that’s on Azumi. I’ve watched every match she’s had in OWA, listened to every word she’s said. I’ve faced her and I’ve tagged with her, and every single step of the way, I studied. I studied because I knew that one day, she might be what stands between me and my endgame. I knew that it was only a matter of time before Odyssey’s two most combustible elements met. I’ve spent I don’t know how long watching her matches, analysing her movements, working out counters to her offence. She’s a puzzle in that regard, a riddle that I’ve had to solve. You never know what she’s gonna come at you with, but I thrive in that unpredictability. Ask the 19 women who thought they had a shot at being in this position. Ask Wolvesden. Ask anybody who’s ever come into contact with me. You never know what Natalie Cage is gonna do next, hell, even I don’t know sometimes. Life comes at you fast, and I intend to grasp it by the throat and wring its neck until the goods are produced. Azumi thinks I’m shallow enough to only be in this match for the prize? Because I covet the gold she’s got? I hope she watches this documentary closely and sees the people I’m doing this for. The rundown area that has selected me as its champion. How selfish do you think I am that I don’t care about anything but titles? Do you not know me at all? I told Azumi in good faith that I wanted this match to happen because I knew it would bolster the Odyssey brand. I could have let Natasha Night cash in and walked my way to title gold at Final Destination. Because let’s be honest, I could put her away on my worst day.
 
I didn’t though, did I? Azumi, tell me something, if I only cared about the gold, why did I save you? Why didn’t I take the easy route and let someone else take the belt off you for me? I didn’t do it out of charity, let me tell you that. I did it because I have an entire community rallying behind me, waiting to see a hometown girl put away a legend on the biggest possible stage. I did it because we both need this match dearly. This will define our careers. We’re both about to enter the most pivotal match of our lives at the same time, and that gives me a real rush of excitement. It makes me feel alive. I get it, Azumi, you define yourself by your ability to come back from losses. You think it’s built you up to be stronger. I can vibe with that. But how DARE you suggest that I don’t know crushing loss. You think that me losing to you would ruin me? That I’d never recover? Honey, I cradled my best friend in my arms as he died serving his country, I gave up my own family in the name of a better life for myself. I’ve had to make decisions and witness tragedies that would break 99% of people. But I’m still here. Losing a wrestling match is paltry by comparison. Thing is, I’m not going to lose. I’m not going to lose because I’m stronger, faster, and more determined. I’m not just saying that, I can see it. You can affirm your own superiority over me all you like, but all you’ve done is piss me off that much more.
 
I like Azumi Goto. I consider her a friend. But this match is personal. This match is about me claiming something that I wasn’t supposed to have. This match is me proving every boast I’ve made to be 100% fact. This match is about taking the will of the downtrodden and the working class and carrying them on my f****** shoulders! MY NAME IS NATALIE CAGE! AND THE ACE IS ABOUT TO MEET HER DEMISE!
 
Natalie slams her hands on the table, making the patrons around her jump, before calmly finishing her meal.
 
Natalie: Seriously, this is good f****** fish.

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Post April 16th 2019, 9:06 pm by Dulce Torres
I have to admit - losing that Goddesses Championship stung me. It was a championship I felt quite attached too. It was my very first championship in OWA. Well, it was my first championship in wrestling. Winning the championship back in October was a surreal moment. It was a moment where I truly believed that I belonged here. In this championship reign, I grew so much. I went from being a shy girl from El Paso to one of the biggest workhorses on Odyssey. I faced many fantastic women like Natalie Cage to Diantha Moreau to Nikita LaShae. I begin to gain more confidence each time I walked down the ramp. Looking at that gold in possession, elevated my confidence to new heights. Am I the most confident person in the roster? Not a chance, but I was thankful that I was able to hold this championship and have it mold me to the woman I am today. When I lost the championship at Pluto’s Gate, I wondered if I would be able to get my rightful rematch. There, I stood as a former champion, a woman, who fought her hardest to make sure that she kept that championship by her side. I wondered if not having that championship in my possession was going to change all of that. I wondered if it was going to make me go back to the shy girl that I was when I got signed. In my heart, I wasn’t going to allow that. Regardless of this loss, I wasn’t going to slip down to the dark path I was suffered with when I was trying to get my footing in the Goddesses Division. Instead, I was going to use this loss to fuel me to be better than before. Normally, I have been used to the good o’l rematch clause, but I had no issues with earning this opportunity at Final Destination. There was no way I was going to miss out on the biggest event of the entire season. This is the big stage that people dream of being a part of and I am overjoyed to have a chance to compete in front of a sold out crowd at the State Farm Stadium. Nikita LaShae has a pretty tough first title defense as she not only has to deal with me, but Megan Harper, Eris, Natasha Night and Nicole Fyre. 

I guess, the goal will be not to be eliminated first, but be the last woman standing? 

Nicole Fyre could look at this match to make her run as a wrestler mean something. I’m not quite familiar with Nicole; however, I’ve heard the buzz around the independent wrestling scene that she never really got her feet wet in certain companies. Was it because she was easily intimidated? Was it because she was never given the opportunity to stand out? Was it because she just couldn’t cut it there? I don’t say the last question as a way for me to be rude, but I have a slight curiosity to why she decided to give it another shot? Was it because she could trust her friends, who had her best interest at heart? Perhaps, they gave her the encouragement to give it another go. For some reason, she was trusted enough with a huge task at Pluto’s Gate to represent Viola DeMarco and making sure that she was the sole person running Odyssey. By the result of that match, it seemed like Viola did a great job with picking the team she knew was going to secure her job. In reward, Nicole was given an opportunity in this six-pack elimination match. She was given one of the biggest opportunities that she has ever been blessed with. Can you imagine the thought if Nicole Fyre were to win the Goddesses Championship? It would be an unexpected scenario for me. From a woman, who struggled to make a name for herself in various companies to becoming a champion in this one would be an amazing redemption story for Nicole. It would assure her that this move to give things another go in her wrestling run was the best decision of her career. Although, I wouldn’t be too confident. There’s still a former Goddesses Champion who has more ‘fire” than her to reclaim her gold. 

Look at who took a little hiatus now? 

Im just playing, Natasha. Sometimes, people need a little hiatus to figure out what they want to get out of their wrestling run. You were not an exception. You used your hiatus to figure out what was going to make you succeed on Odyssey. However, you still maintained the fiery personality that these fans have grown accustomed too. You returned as a new woman, who is going to do things for herself and only herself. Much like I did with the Goddesses Championship, you returned and you got yourself the Queen of the Ring. You have a wonderful opportunity to be like Azumi Goto and become OWA Women’s World Champion. It seems like you’re going into this match to get the Goddesses Championship underneath your belt. By the end of Final Destination, you could walk away as both the Queen of the Ring and Goddesses Champion. I don’t see an issue with that. That was an inspiration I had going into the Clash of the Goddesses match. I thought it was so rebellious of myself to get a little greed as Natalie Cage pointed out in our war of words. I’m expecting that it will be the same thing in this situation. However, the last multi-woman match we were a part of, I walked away as the winner. Makes me curious if that loss stung a bit? Did you believe in your heart that it should have been you who walked out of Civil War as the first-ever Goddesses Champion? You can look at Final Destination to make sure that does indeed happen. You can try your best to eliminate me from the match. As a former champion, I’m going to have a huge target on my back and I’m way more than fine about that. I just hope you know what you will be getting yourself into if you make me your target, Natasha.

As for Megan Raine, I ended up Googling her and the first result came from a site called Porn hub. That was the moment when I exited the internet and shut my laptop closed. It was not going to be the day where my poor mind was gonna be corrupted. But jokes aside, Megan was someone, who had gotten herself on the wrong foot in OWA. What formula that had worked for her in the past, was not going to work on this company. In result of that, she found herself on the same boat as I, losing matches and just being surpassed by the level of competition that the Goddesses Division had to offer. She ended up doing something that I had contemplating doing. She ended up quitting. A woman, who excelled in modeling, acting and singing couldn’t handle the pressures with being in OWA. Before she even considers twisting my little break away from the ring as quitting, I am going to shut that down quickly. Even though, quitting was taken under consideration, I never went along with it. Dulce Torres was many things, but she wasn’t a quitter and she never gave up. All Megan needed to do was reflect on where she went wrong in her run in OWA - everything went wrong. This lone wolf mentality only bit her in the butt and caused her downfall in the first portion of her run. She returns with a whole change of attitude, but still her controversial self. Still the cocky woman that she always was. I don’t have any issues with Megan. I don’t know what she is going to say about me, but I’m more than prepared to hear anything that she has to say come out of her mouth. For that, I look forward to what she has to say, but if I were her, I would choose my words carefully.

Eris was a woman, who I defeated back at Civil War. Despite her being a favorite to become the first-ever Goddesses Champion, it was me who came out on top in the match. The last Odyssey, Eris was the only woman standing in the match. She was the only focal point as women like myself and Nikita were down. However, how many times were we left with that picture in our minds? How many times has the thought about Eris proving to everyone that she was more than an intimidating figure from a horror movie? I mean, good for The Cleanser, she managed to have a glow up or whatever the cool kids call those makeovers these days. She could change her style, but the demeanor is still the same. She still has her focus on “cleansing” the Goddesses Division. What a more than perfect place than Final Destination? She not only has Nikita LaShae to try to cleanse, but she can also try to cleanse women like myself, Natasha, Megan and Nicole. By the time Final Destination is over, we could be left with almost no Goddesses Division. But, I may be over exaggerating with that statement. Eris would love to get herself back in the winner’s circle after eating a devastating loss thanks to Natalie Cage at Pluto’s Gate. Only, I believe we are only going to expect for Eris to somehow not win this match. For someone to have the whole world shaking in their boots about the force she was when she graced through the OWA doors, she has proven that she can’t win the big one. She failed at Civil War. She failed at Pluto’s Gate. I could be optimistic about Eris going into this match. Regardless of her winning record, most of the women are going to be looking at her as a target. Her height and size makes her a threat and I look more than forward to eliminating as much threats as possible.

For Nikita, major props for her being the woman to take the title away from me. Like I said in the beginning of this video, that loss stung me. This was a title that I had grown attached since I won the title back in October. But, you shocked the world by winning. However, I’m quite surprised about your first title defense. I mean, who could ever imagine that your first title match would be in a six-pack elimination match? Who would ever believe that you have a chance to prove to the world that you are way more than deserving to hold this championship by defeating five other women? Not only five women, but five women, who had made their presence known in this division within the last year. Eris came into the company with hype around her. Megan and Nicole managed to save Viola DeMarco’s job at Pluto’s Gate. Natasha Night is a Queen of the Ring holder. I’m the former Goddesses Champion. There is no one that can discredit that victory if you manage to defeat all of us women. There will be no-one that takes this shining moment away from you. But, the last multi-woman match for that title, I came out on top. You could say it was because you weren’t in that match and if you were, that could have changed all of that. But, I’m not going to be the woman, who says that you got lucky in your match. By choosing you as my opponent for Pluto’s Gate, I knew exactly what I was going to be getting myself into. I knew that I wanted to face one of the fastest rising stars that this company has ever seen and I don’t regret it. Sure, I lost my championship, but at least, I can say that I lost my championship to someone, who can back up what she says in her promo videos in the ring. But, I believe it’s time for me to reclaim my gold and put it back on my waist. 
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Post April 16th 2019, 7:49 pm by Guest
So I am guessing I am in the big leagues now. I mean, I am on the pre-show in a...battle royal. Really? A battle royal on OWA’s biggest PPV of the year...that is a la...a excellent idea. It is a great way to showcase the other women of OWA and their skills, even though it will be bit of cluster f***, the crowd, if there is even one by time we go on, will get to see the entire roster minus the stars of the show, Though I shouldn’t complain about it honestly. The Battle Royal won’t last that long and once I am the winner; I can go to the back and do absolutely nothing for the rest of the night. Actually, that does sound brilliant in a nonsarcastic way. Now you may be asking yourself how do I know I will be winning well that is simple. I don’t make predictions; I only make spoilers like how on Game of Thrones...oh wait better not spoil that or I will be in hot water.

I am guessing that the way the names appear on this piece of paper that I got from Odyssey's staff is the way we will enter. First, there is the “Free Spirit” Rochelle, who I will be quite frank with, is someone I can respect. I mean, someone who wrestles for the enjoyment and passion for Wrestling is right up there in my alley, in fact, it is like the same thing I have told people. Plus, you advocate the elimination of racial stereotypes and want people to treat others all the same. Hell, I can’t say anything bad about you, though I will say because I am praising you don’t I will go easy on you because I mean, after all, it is every woman for themselves.

Second, there is Kira Robinson. A young abrasive girl, who isn’t afraid to call you out on your bull. Man, again like Rochelle I have respect for you. I mean, anybody who isn’t afraid to call others out is okay by my book, but again like Rochelle don’t think I am gonna go easy on you just because of I kind of like you. Third, there is “Polaris”...wait I mean “The Shining Star” Cynthia Ali, my fault. There is only one I like about you and that is that you are self-made, I mean that is some real Punk stuff right and I can dig it. The problems I have is that you are narcissistic, violent, and vindictive, which reminds of way too many villains I could name like Cell, Frieza, and many more that I could name, but you may not know who they there. Guess what happened to them? They all lost just like you are going to.

Fourth, there is Serenity Scorpio and just like Rochelle and Kira I can’t say anything bad about you, I mean, you are legacy and I watched your dad growing up. Also, I know this is very late, but I am sorry for your lost. There isn’t much else to say besides what I told Rochelle and Kira and I know that is getting boring and way too cliched. Fifth, there is a G.I. Jane...I mean Army Barbie...I mean...Mary Jane...I mean Amy-Jayne the self-proclaimed “Lady of Class” or “Queen of Class” or something generic like that, and I know you already don’t like me. Half-shaved hair, curses, drinks beer, tattoos everywhere, and just the embodiment of what people like you would call “No Class” or even “Trash”. You are the type of person that people like myself despise...well I wouldn’t say despise as because of people like you gave birth to Punk, Rock 'n' Roll, and even Metal and that is great. You know I bet the whole “Class” thing is nothing more than a gimmick, and if I can quite frank a lame one at that. So yeah, I doubt you will last long and if you do, then I will be impressed. How are you gonna be talking about class when you are dressed as a 1950's pin-up model? I mean, those women had tattoos, loved the bad boys, and other such debaucheries that a "lady" like you would hate.

Sixth, there is Hendrix the wrestler turned Pornstar turned back to a wrestler for “revenge”. Oh boy, I would go in about this chick, but I can’t because as soon as I do. The admins of OWA will come in and either hinder my progress or kick out me out for some sort of reason. I would even my sly little jokes, but I am not risking it one bit. I will say one thing though, the whole coming back for revenge and wanting to be on top again is very and I mean very cliched and well overdone. Seventh, we have Novita, who I would is legacy because of her brother, but that even make her legacy...hell who knows and who cares. Jesus man, you are almost as vain as Hendrix talking about “every man wants you” and “you are more beautiful than the other girls” and so forth. I know, you say Nobi is your brother, but you sure Hendrix isn’t your older sister because the parallels are there. Also, why you name dropping so many famous characters? I mean, if you are going to do that you might as well make comparisons like Lola Bunny would Hendrix for obvious reasons or Rochelle will be Pinky Pie because she is the most free-spirited or something. If I named dropped famous cartoons and anime characters at least I would make a comparison of the sort.

Eighth? Jesus man, I didn’t realize there were this many people for the Battle Royal. Alright so who is next...Liz Idol...wait are you related to Billy Idol? Wait...nevermind you aren’t related, you are just a failed child star, who became a Wrestler as a stunt to improve your “career” and to make a bunch of money. Man, I usually never actually hate anyone minus some exceptions, but my God I just straight up despise you with every hateful bone in my body. I mean, I could go in on you like I would Hendrix, but damn I would just more angry at the thought of it. Ninth, and almost last, there is Cassidy Kane the “former government assassin” who is now a wrestler...come on now how can you not see this as a joke or even something hilarious. Why would a former government assassin become a wrestler? It makes little to no sense as for the fact you will be in public eye and if someone recognizes you while...you better be like Jason Bourne and be prepared to run and fight and whatever cool things he did that movie. On a serious, note this is a "gimmick" I just can't understand nor don't see how people could get behind.

Finally, there is the winner of this Battle Royal, myself, Roni Ozborn. Now, I know what are you thinking. Why am I saying I am going to be the winner? There are three reasons. One, I am great at Battle Royal games always managing to either win or be in the three, and there is no difference between them and this. Second, I have seen ever Battle Royal-esque movie there has ever been including the cult classic and forerunner of the genre, Battle Royale. I have studied them and know exactly how to win. Third and finally, I am the underdog in this entire Battle Royal, hell I am the underdog in the entire Odyssey roster meaning I have to work twice as hard and perform twice as hard to be noticed or even respected just like Rock Lee or Vegeta or Tomoko or Ippo. When I am declared the winner and my hand is raised at the end. The crowd will go wild because everybody loves a good Underdog story. Once again that isn't a prediction that is a spoiler.

I bid you a good night, a good day, and good luck. Roni out.
Zumi
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 16th 2019, 5:10 pm by Zumi
Final Destination #2
“Hopes and Dreams”


Azumi Goto: “There’s a feeling that I might fail once more but losing at Final Destination would be almost like a death blow to my career. But at this point, this is the match of my career. Everything I have rides on this opportunity given to me. I can’t let any bit of self-doubt come in my way… I’m Azumi Goto, one thing I have never done in my life is doubt the abilities that got me here.”

Interview: “Do you think Natalie Cage can beat you?”

Azumi Goto: “My mind says maybe but that’s a small maybe. On the other end, my heart says no. I’m fighting for the chance to cement my legacy as one of the all-time greats while she’s fighting just to be declared the best on this brand.”

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Who would ever think that I would get this massive platform to perform on? This is truly the shining moment of my career, everything I have is riding on this. To so many, I’m the heroic and brave Ace who is on a path towards sealing her spot as an all-time great. A young girl born on the island prefecture, who grew up watching wrestling alongside her dad, inspired to be one by the women who she calls her idol. A journey from leaving home, struggling to get a footing in a distant country that’s not even her own and becoming someone she hates on the inside. All of that has to lead this small town Okinawan girl to the grandest stage she could ask for and representing, her ideologies, her hopes, and dreams.

Everything in my career has been leading up to this, all of my hard work and every bit of struggle has led me up to this point. A young girl’s hopes and dreams were what carried me throughout my career even after all the violent and disgusting things I’ve done. It was Hopes and Dreams of one day becoming the greatest of all time. I’ve seen so many ups and downs that my career feels like a roller coaster half of the time. You would think someone like me would have enough and just quit but here’s something I have always been in my career. Persistent. Everything I have right now is because I never stayed down. You need to understand how much I care and love this world. Without this sport, I’m sure I wouldn’t be here. The fans, the style, stories being told. This is my home. If I was to leave right now and retire, people would say my career was a success. I got the feelgood moment of the year, the always hard-working girl got to achieve her biggest dream and that’s becoming World Champion after three good years of nothing but failures. But there’s much more to do, honestly, there are goals I want to achieve. People I want to face and of course, keep this title around me for a very long time. That’s where Natalie comes in, it’s amazing that someone who isn’t even finished her rookie year is in my way of cementing my spot as The Ace properly. Since January, I’ve been picking up the slack left behind my TyAnna. There’s a reason why after everything, I’m still standing Natalie. I’m gonna going to be walking into our match as Champion and walking out as champion because at the end of the day. Your legacy is still to be written but mine, my legacy is still going.

Maybe you have the momentum, you have everything going for you in this bout but when you get into the ring with me, it’s going to be the hardest match in your life to end. Everything you have and more, Natalie Cage! I’m not a violent and vicious human being like your brother and Eris, Cage. I’m the one who keeps getting up after everything. I have never stayed down after getting beaten, I will always get right back up. For the first time, you face someone who is more driven than you. You're facing someone who wants to win more than you ever will because this is it! You face an Ace who’s entire legacy is on the line. This is everything for me, it will come down to a single moment when you’re the ones getting your shoulders pinned for the three count. I don’t have that viciousness in me like you do Natalie. I can’t be an animalistic woman because that isn’t my way, it isn’t how I do things. I may be in the biggest disadvantage of my life but I have something you don’t, the endless drive to be the absolute best, it comes when you’ve been in the game for as long as I have. The will to get right back up and fight until you either aren’t breathing or properly knocked out. That’s something experience brings, when you’ve seen failure more times than anyone here you seem to want to continue and push forward. See when you go against me, Natalie Cage. You’re gonna learn why I’ve lasted this long even after everything. You’re gonna see everything bit of my heart, my passion, and drive for this business! Being The Ace isn’t just a moniker synonymous with Japanese Wrestling that I picked up. This is a role I have worked hard and strived towards! I am the embodiment of what an Ace should be! That never-say-die Fighting Spirit, love for this sport matched by no one else and ability to never quit! I am The Ace because I have worked through everything, broken every limit to be who I am today. You might be The Ace Killer but this is one Ace you simply can’t kill. I will rise above everything, Natalie Cage. There’s no challenge I can’t overcome. 

Natalie Cage hasn’t suffered a loss that hits so hard, it shatters any bit of self-confidence. I have suffered a loss like that. When I lost to Roxy, I thought about maybe retiring and driving off into the sunset but yet I was given a chance to correct those wrongs. I was given the Queen Of The Ring mantle, after every obstacle, I rebuilt my self-confidence in my abilities. I slowly became The Ace! We don’t know what will happen if Natalie can’t beat me. Natalie Cage, you are so close to greatness and so close to being able to shatter the status quo but what happens if you don’t win? Eris and Nate Cage, those two aren’t simply enough to say that you can beat me. I’ve been through all kinds of hell. How many women have said they could put me down and kill the burning spirit of mine? Everyone and do you know who haven’t been able to put me down for good? Every single person who said they could do it. You can’t simply think I will lie down and let title reign that you consider a “Lifetime Achievement” award end? No, I refuse to end this reign at Final Destination. 

My mentor, the greatest Joshi of all time once told me something when I was young: “When we lose, we seek and thus we attain what makes one strong”. When you suffer losses, you begin to seek the strength to overcome the challenge. The strength I have attained with every loss is the die-hard support of the people. You want me to revert back to being my old inferior self, one who had no care for what makes me who I am today. You won’t see that side of me because I can beat you as the person I am right now. Even I’m not standing at the end of this match. If I can’t walk on my two feet than so be it because I will be the one leaving Phoenix as Women’s World Champion even if it’s on a stretcher. 

This time, unlike all of my previous big matches. All of my pasts failures where I had nothing to lose but everything to gain. This time I have everything to lose and yet everything to gain. A statement win against the best competition I can face, retaining my championship on the biggest stage that professional wrestling has to offer and finally showcase to the world, that on any given I night I will forever be the last one standing. Even if I’m in the twilight of my career, Natalie Cage. I want to usher this evolution, this changing of the guard myself. I want to face everyone who thinks they can take my place as the one on the mountain top of Odyssey and let them know that even if I’m possibly nearing the end, I will never give up my spot after everything.

So, Natalie Cage, I will accept your challenge with a smile on my face. You might be a beacon of change but I’m something much greater, the symbol of hope. I’m proof that always standing back up when all seems lost is the way to keep going and striving towards something amazing. We both are putting everything on the line but in the end, even with your best shot, I will never give up. 
The Udy
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 16th 2019, 10:34 am by The Udy
So I am going to face multiple adversaries and the only way to win is to be the last man standing.  Suits me. I mean more the merrier as they say, right!


You see this is my first foray into the ultimate showcase that is Final Destination.  And this will be a crowning moment for “The Real Alpha”.  Within 2 weeks into my debut at OWA and whooping Reggie boys arse to the point where he had to resort to unfair means, I was given the opportunity to be part of this match.  Am I grateful? Hell yeah I am.  A big thanks to the management for the opportunity.  And a huge howl-out to all my fans.  Thank you and welcome to the “WOLF-PACKKK” folks!


Now there is one thing that my favorite pet Reggie boy is spewing around.  That is his dissatisfaction at being placed on a pre-show.  So R-dog, what I have to say to you is “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”.  The reason you are in this match is solely because the management realized putting you in the same ring with me might finally rid the place of the pest and stench that’s you.  Your parasitic presence will be removed man. I will not let your failure burden me like it did last week against Queeny and  the Disconcerting Noise-maker.  You dropped your balls man. Just like you always do.  A sorry piece of trash…a constant disappointment. Story of your life, ain’t it?


Next up is the washed up glory whore Jake Keeton.  Come-on now you had-been oldie.  Your time is up.  Why are you even here?  I mean it’s clear that all your accomplishments earlier won’t matter now.  And while I respect your past, your presence is just as what I said.  A washed out old piss! You asked will I turn into a wolf and destroy you?  Oh how you would wish that…because unlike fiction of your intoxicated imagination, I am real.  I am the only truth.  I am your truth.  Believe it grand-pa!


About the rest of the participants announced, I hope you are ready.  Because the fangs will open and jaws will snap shut as the claws of reality will bite into your flesh of make-believe. HAHAHAHAAHA!


Next up! Alex.  See kid,  I must say I see potential in you.  “The Future” you call yourself and I see a bright future but now is not your time.  Your dream of a big fat pay-check will not come true this night and you won’t walk away with the winner’s purse.  But I will let you walk away none the less.  A long walk as you contemplate your FUTURE.  I promise this loss will be a humbling revelation kid. 




I will also have the opportunity to see Grimy Knight up close. A big man eh? But your megalomania is your weakness Grimy.  You think others are desecrating the world of pro-wrestling? Really? Cute..But the truth be told, no-one is damaging it more,  except may be you.  You are the real disgrace to your kind man, to pro-wrestling and humanity, if that’s even possible.  My friend Reggie boy wants to lure you and enlist your power and strength to his advantage and if you do fall it, you would prove what I think you are.  So take a hike Big boy!


Now Hans Olsen might be the only guy here for whom my respect is plain and simple “True”! I really look forward to the day when we fight one on one man.  Till that day arrives, I will have to satisfy my wish by having the opportunity to toss you out of the ring. All the best Olsen.


The rest are just a bunch of wannabes in form of a  pompous Frenchie, Etienne “Looser” Laurent.  A make-up wearing, emo circus freak “Dumb” Dax Staley.  The Greek Geek with zero brains calling himself Cerberus Constant “Pain in Ass” Diakos. And last but not the least, the honorable idiot called Jordan “Rat’s-ass” Rattler.  You guys are not even in the league yet.   And hence I will let you toss each other out before the “Demon Wolf” makes his presence felt.  Till the bite of cold fangs and sharp claws of reality takes you out, enjoy your time in the sun. Because the Moon will bring END! None of you will be missed though…


 “WOLF-PACKKK” , are you ready?  Are you ready to witness the spectacle of “The Demon Wolf”? Are you ready to see the fake alphas replaced by “The Real Alpha”? Final Destination, the pack has arrived!
Nobi
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 16th 2019, 3:38 am by Nobi
Har har har, so this is Omega Wrestling Alliance huh? How cute this company is by offering me a contract in order to fill a spot for the Women's Battle Royal in their biggest show. Oh my, they are so desperate to have ME since I believe their Women's division are so talentless. They really wanted me to make my debut in Final Destination but I'll do it anyway since they offered me big money.

Oh wow, I'm being so rude right now, where's my manner right? Hahaha. My name is Novita and I'm Mat-Magician because I'm really good at it. But mat wrestling isn't my only ability. I'm capable off anything and everything. I'm Nobi's little sister but I can assure you, I'm the better wrestler between the two siblings hahaha. My Older brother is doing great in Hollywood anyway and that's good for him, but wrestling is my world. Sure, I'm beautiful, every Men want to be with me, every Women are jealous of how I look but unlike my Older Brother, I'm very passionate with this sport, that's why OWA wants me to debut in their biggest PPV. 

So who are the other women who will also compete for this Battle Royal match? Minnie Mouse, Daisy Duck, Tweety Bird, Lola Bunny, Sakura Haruno, Shizuka Minamoto, Little Pony, Luna The Moon, Dora The Explorer........

.........oh I'm sorry, I just randomly thought about cartoon characters but I guess that's fine since I don't need to know my so-called opponents.

Ok? Thanks, byyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jake Keeton
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 16th 2019, 2:57 am by Jake Keeton
“Is this it?”

Jake Keeton stands in the decrepit backyard, staring at what had once been a fine wrestling ring.  Now, it looked as if it had been through ten rounds with a large woman accosting you in a shopping mall check out line.  The ropes were faded and saggy, there were no corner pads and the ring mat itself had stains all over it. Jake couldn’t work out if it was blood, vomit and shit, and he wasn’t game enough to ask.  

“Yes, this is it” came the reply from the middle aged man standing next to Jake.  

“The picture in the Craigslist Ad was of a ring in pristine condition.  This ring looks more like the one on a homeless man’s backside.”

“Yeah, well, would you have come over here if I’d put a proper picture up?”

Jake sighs deeply.  The old man has a point.

“And anyway, why are you after a wrestling ring so bad?  There are plenty around the area you could go and train in.  In fact, there is one just a few blocks from here!”

“Yeah, about that” Jake says as he takes a sidelong glance at the man beside him.  “I went there yesterday and was, well, a little under the weather. I might have clocked one of the patrons with a bottle to the back of the head.  I don’t think I’ll be welcome back”.

The man just grunts in response and spits on the ground.

“Under the weather, you say?  Wouldn’t happen to have something to do with that alcohol I can smell on your breath?”

“Who are you, my father?”

The man just smiles and puts his hands up in the air.

“Hey, there’s no need to drop your panties on the floor.  We’re all friends here.”

“We’ll see about that” Jake's replies as he wanders towards the ring to take a closer inspection.

“So, you interested in buying it?”

Jake doesn’t reply as he slowly walks around the ring.  Despite its condition, he can’t help but be taken in by the smell and the look of the old thing.  Sure, it’s in a pretty rough state, but Jake can only imagine the matches, the promos, the angles and the blood, sweat and tears that have been shed in it.


“No, I’m not interested in buying it” Jake eventually replies, not taking his eyes off the ring.

“Then what the hell are you doing here?” the man responds with a slight look of shock on his face.  “I want to sell it, not have some washed up wrestler stare at it for a few hours.

Jake can only chuckle to himself.  Washed up wrestler? Maybe one day, but not quite yet.

“I may not be interested in buying it, but I am interested in using it.  I have a case of beer in my truck out front. I’ll share it with you if I can work out in it for a few hours?”

“And why the hell would I be interested in that?”

Jake stops wandering around the ring and looks in the man’s direction.

“Because you noticed the smell of alcohol on me, even though I’ve not had any today.  And let’s not mention the fact that it looks as though you’ve ironed your shirt on a wok.  If you let me use it, and you work out with me, there is beer and fitness in it for you.”

The man goes to retort, but instead his hand wanders to his stomach, which he rubs almost affectionately for a few moments.

“C’mon, fella.  Get in the ring with for a few hours.  It’ll do you some good. Then you can drown your sorrows in some amber liquid.  What to do you say?”

The man removes his hand from his stomach and, with it outstretched, walks over to where Jake is standing.

“You’ve got a deal, friend.  My name’s Fred. Fred Watkins.”

Jake smiles and takes his hand in a firm embrace.  “Jake. Jake Keeton. Now, let’s get to work, shall we?”

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Two hours and fifteen minutes or so later, both men, caked in sweat and puffing hard, are sitting on two deck chairs chugging down on the first beer of the afternoon.

As they engage in some idle chatter, from Fred’s past in the indies and the knee injury that forced him to retire 5 years ago, to Jake’s return from retirement and his love/hate relationship with booze and women, both men quickly find that the beer is disappearing, and the sunlight is beginning to fade.  Jake knows he still has a promo to do, and he needs to do it quickly.

“Listen, Fred - do you know how to use a phone?”


“To make calls?”

“No, to capture some video.  Before I head off for the night I need to cut a promo for the Battle Royal this weekend, and I need someone to film it for me.”

Fred finishes off his beer and places the empty bottle on the ground.  He leans over to take the phone out of Jake’s hand and clicks on the ‘camera’ option.

“I think I can do that, Jake.  Do you just want to sit there while you do it?”

“No, I’ve got some props I need to get out of my truck” Jake responds with a smile.  “Just jump into the ring there and I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

Five minutes later, Jake returns with a variety of different blow up dolls, dressed in an assortment of wrestling attire.

“What… what the hell is this?” Fred says as Jake throws a few of them into the ring.

“Don’t tell me you don’t know a blow up doll when you see one, Fred.  I have a sneaking suspicion that you’ve probably got one hidden under your bed.”

“It’s in my closet, actually, but that’s beside the point.  Normally a fella only needs one to get by with. You’ve got… nine.  One for each day of the week and a few back ups in case one pops, yeah?”

Jake laughs out loud as he throws the last one into the ring before he rolls in himself.  

“Yeah, something like that.  Never did me any harm to be prepared for an emergency.”

“I’m impressed, though.  They would have cost you a decent amount of cash.”

“They would have… if I bought them.  I borrowed them from a friend.”

Fred looks inquisitively at Jake, who is currently standing the blow up dolls against the ring ropes.

“Who… where… I don’t even want to know what sort of company you keep, especially the sort of company that has nine blow up dolls in their possession.”

“That’s fair enough” Jake says as he stands the last blow up doll against the ropes.  “Now, you ready to do some filming?”

Fred nods at Jake as he turns the phone horizontally.  A few seconds later, he silently gives Keeton the thumbs up, signalling that everything is ready to go.

“So here I am, standing inside a ring that has seen better days, putting in some actual training for the biggest show of the year, Final Destination.  Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, or you’re the guy who was so drunk at the strip club a few nights ago that you passed out and lost your false teeth on the floor, you’ll know that Jake Keeton is not only back, but back in a massive way.  You could argue that, in winning my first two matches in OWA, I was given a nice old serving of luck to do it. But good luck only happens to those who deserve it. I took a part Dax Staley in a great match two weeks ago, and then I dispensed of the supposed ‘Number One Contender’ for a title that means about as much as the dregs from the bottle of a beer keg.

“But, I digress.  As you can see behind me I have all nine wrestlers that are confirmed to be part of the Battle Royal this weekend.  Some of these wrestlers I know, others I don’t, but as you can see I’ve lovingly recreated them so I can have a little chat before our match.”

Jake then turns and walks over to the first two blow up dolls, clad in nothing but g-strings that have been coloured in red and blue.

“Now, here we have what I believe to be the runts of the litter.  Or, to put it mildly, wrestlers I don’t care for or know nothing about.  This first one here is Alex Scott. That’s about as much as I know about him.  He’ll turn up on the night, look good for a few minutes, and then I’ll toss him out like a piece of garbage.”

Jake then proceeds to throw the blow up doll over the top rope and into the weeds beside Fred’s fence.

“This second one - now, you may have noticed that I’ve coloured in this g-string in blue and white.  Don’t ever say that Jake Keeton doesn’t put in the effort when it comes to promos. This one represents Constantine Diakos.  Why did I colour in his ‘trunks’ in blue and white? Because he sounds Greek. That’s basically it. I know he’s knew to OWA, not unlike myself, but I have to assume he is Greek.  If he isn’t then… I don’t apologise. He’s Greek, whether he likes it or not. Also, he calls himself ‘Cerberus’, so he must be a huge fan of the Mass Effect franchise. Kudos to him as I loved the third one.  Don’t get me started on Andromeda….”

Jake then tosses that blow up doll and it lands, face down, on Alex Scott.  

“Now this third one is interesting.  I’ve tried to draw a suit of armour on this one but, hey, I’m no artist.  I also had a helmet on him but it must have fallen off the truck on the drive over here.  This guy likes to call himself ‘The Grim Knight’, as if he is some sort of villain from the Dark Souls theory.  Or maybe he just lives in his mother’s basement and dreams of being in a Game of Thrones? Adelmar needs to get out more, and this weekend, he’ll get out of the ring pretty damn quickly if he knows what’s good for him.  I mean, really, ‘The Grim Knight?’ Imagine if the ‘Mountain’ was called that? A Game of Thrones wouldn’t have made it through the first series if that was his name. Sheesh.”

Jake then throws that blow up doll out but, in his excitement, throws it too hard and it ends up going over the neighbour’s fence.

“Shit.  You friendly with the neighbours?  I need that back!”

“Nah, I’m not, but I’m sure we can get it” Fred says off camera.

“Good, good… now, moving on to this next blow up doll.  Now I’ve stuck some pubic hair all over this doll as the wrestler in question claims to come from the mountains and be some sort of wolf.  I take it he is a massive fan of the Twilight series.”

Fred pauses the the video and shakes his head at Jake.

“Pubic hair?  Really? Where the hell did you get it all?”

“I… er… got it from a friend….” Jake says as he scratches his chin.

“You’ve got some strange friends, Jake”  Fred says as he holds the phone back up in a horizontal position.

“At least I’ve got friends… now, keep filming!...... “So, this next wrestler here is the ‘Demon Wolf’, Oooody.  Or do you say it as a short vowel? Like his name is short for ‘udder’? Anyway, this guy kind of scares me a little bit.  What happens if we wrestle this show and it’s a full moon? Does he turn into a demon werewolf of some kind and try and rip us apart with his fangs?  Or does he just turn into a puppy while trying to lick everyone’s hands? Either way, let’s hope for our sake there is no full moon and we can dispense of him without too much trouble.  Buh-bye, Udy.”

Jake spins the blow up doll around before it is also dispensed over the top rope.

“Now, on to Jordan Rattler.  This guy just won the ‘Rising Star of the Week’ and, hey man, well done.  No seriously, well done. I saw your promo prior to that match and I’m super impressed that a man with an IQ of roughly 30 was able to put together more than two coherent sentences, and then follow it up with a half decent match that he won.  My hat, whenever I decide to wear one, comes off to you, Jordy. I actually can’t wait to see what sort of stuff you’ll come up with this week in your promo. Also, if you get lost on the way to the arena then just give me a call, I’ll be only too happy to help you get here in one, maybe two, pieces.”

Jake then picks up the blow up doll, takes a few steps back and punts it over the top rope.  It too goes over the fence, but Jake seems more impressed with the kick than to complain about having to chase another blow up doll before he leaves.

“This one with the long hair is… some French wrestler.  Laurent or something? I gave him long hair as his name sounds rather… feminine.  Much like Allesandro last week. What is it with these millenials and their names?  Anyway, the French have never amounted to much, and neither will he.”

Jake flops him over the top rope and moves on quickly.

“This wrestler is one I put in a vest.  Dampshaw the Third I think his name is. Sounds like someone fresh out of a preppy college where he lived off his father’s money, got drunk on a few vodka's and also tried it on with the girls but, ya know, finished up in a few seconds flat.  Also, according to his promo he likes to have visions and dreams when he falls asleep. Good on you, son. It’s good to have dreams… because the only way you’re doing anything of note in this match is in your dreams. And let’s hope you’ve moved on from those being ‘wet’ ones as well.  I did put a little damp patch there in your g-string, though, so you never know.”

Another blow up doll goes flying over the top rope.

“We have two wrestlers to go, and this next one is seemingly held in high regard by the powers that be, although I’m not sure as to why.  I’ve also put a cape on him with the initials ‘CO’, which stands for ‘Captain Obvious’. Did you see his promo earlier? Hold on, I wrote some of these quotes down on paper…. Here we are, now listen to this… ‘10 men, 1 winner.’  Yeah thanks for stating the bleeding obvious, Hans. Here’s another… ‘Everyone believe they can be the winner of this Battle Royal Match’.... Are you bloody kidding me, Hans? How insightful. Thankfully as our resident superhero he isn’t here to help people out with their grasp of the English language, as his use of ‘cluessless’ will attest to.  Hans, I’ll do you a favour this weekend - I’ll take that gold medal in stating the obvious and shove it right down your throat. Then, possibly, hopefully, you’ll be able to talk with some sense, as your wrestling talent leaves plenty to be desired.”

With that, Jake takes a small, cardboard ‘gold’ medal, puts it in the blow up doll’s mouth and sends him ‘flying’ over the top rope.

“Good riddance.  And now, finally, we come to the last man in the line.  The only person I truly believe could be a threat this weekend - Dax Staley.  The little grasshopper who likes to sit in corners and brood about the latest Coal Chamber release gave me on hell of a match two weeks ago.  I have to give him credit for that. But, deep down, he already knows that he can’t beat me. He gave me absolutely everything he had, and still he came up short against a 40 year old man who had warmed up on beer and two minute noodles.  I was puffed two minutes into that match. And, yet, he couldn’t get the job done. He might be able to paint his fingernails black and put on some eyeliner, but deep down, he understands that against me, he will always come off second best.”

Jake then picks up the blow up doll dressed as Dax and throws him on top of the small pile that has risen in the weeds of Fred’s backyard.  Jake smiles, and then turns back to the camera.

“And all that’s left, friends, is me.  Jake Keeton. Smelling of booze and hoping that, after this weekend, the higher ups do what is right and shift me up the card so I can have some real challenges.  I’m not content with pre-show stuff. I want to be where I belong, and that’s in the Main Event, challenging for titles. So I’ll see you all this weekend. I look forward to it.”

Jake then smiles down the phone camera as Fred hits the ‘stop’ button.

“So, how was that?”

“I still can’t believe you got your hands on nine blow up dolls.”


“Me either, Fred.  That number is down to seven if we don’t get a move on.  I think we need to go and talk to your next door neighbour…”
DampshawIIIఒ
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 15th 2019, 8:16 pm by DampshawIIIఒ
I was promised...I was given Vernon Tresslers word that I was his..."ace in the hole" for Kingdom and yet, on the biggest show in OWA, I'm in a battle royal on the preshow. I'm merely a warm up match to get the crowd excited for the actual event. Perhaps I should have been suspicious when I was booked to team with that idiot Udy. Perhaps I should have even been worried about Tressler after seeing the way he treated Aria Jaxon all of these months, but I chalked that up to her merely being a petulant woman. Perhaps I should have never trusted him at all.


 But then I was falling asleep the other night and right before I drifted off, I had a vision so clear it was like a film being played out right in front of my eyes. The reality hit me like a lightning bolt up my spine and it was all so clear. This isn't the Final Destination for me. This is just the beginning. I understand, Tressler. I understand what you've done. I understand what's to be expected of me. But you must understand that the position you're putting me in puts your whole event in danger. I will gladly throw all other 19 men over the top rope, but I won't just be throwing them onto the ground, I'll be throwing them into the very pits of hell.


I understand now. All of my struggles, all of my hardships it's all been leading up to this moment. I've been given a task much greater than wrestling. Much greater than anything anyone could possibly imagine. No, I'm not here to "save" the OWA or any cliche babble. I'm here to reset the OWA. When you pass through different eras on a minute by minute basis like I do, you realize how malleable time is. It isn't rigid and inflexible like people think. "Oh, the clock says it's 12pm. Then it must be so." Fools. I see the past, present and future fly by with every blink of my eye. All of the wrong doing, all of the mistakes, all of the errors that have been done to me or on my name will be eradicated at Final Destination and everything will go back to the way things were at the Dawn of Man. Then we can pick up the pieces and start anew. I shall rebuild OWA in my image, and perhaps my opponents in the battle royal...perhaps I'll bring some along with me. Adelmar Sauer, you will surely be purified in the flames of the New Time. Hans Olsen may as well. I'll need another technical athlete in my stead. The men I've never faced, Étienne Laurent, Jake Keeton, Dax Staley... I haven't made my mind up about you three. Perhaps we'll see day of. But there are two men that need my instant attention. This newcomer, this...behemoth of a man from the Greek mountains called Constatine Diaoks. Yes..you will do just fine with me, child. Cerberus indeed. I will do well to have such a hulking mass by my side. I've decided. You shall be the first to be purified. That leaves me with one man left specifically...Udy..You petulant, moronic waste of a man. You may be thinking, "Of course Reginald is going to say that I'm a lost cause. He's going to say that's going to destroy me and to not even show up of I knew what was good for you" but you know what, Udy? It shall be a new day so how about this? The moment the two of us are in the ring together, you get on your knees and you beg me...you BEG me to help you. Beg me to throw you into the freezing cold flames. Maybe I'll consider it. Or maybe I won't. Maybe you'll be the first one I obliterate. Maybe I'll keep your ashes above my mantlepiece as a reminder of the Olde Days. 


I mentioned the Ouroboros before and I believe it is the perfect symbol for my revelation. A perfect encapsulation of time: a never ending circle, wherein lies the thought of devouring oneself and turning oneself into a circulatory process. For far too long, I have been scrambling to find my place. Regardless of all of them telling me what I needed to be, it took myself to truly find it. I've picked up the pieces and put them all together now...Cracked no longer...I am Reginald Dampshaw III. Behold...THE TIME LIZARD!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stark
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 15th 2019, 7:51 pm by Stark
说唱? 中国?
他们甚至说什么?
这是中国说唱音乐吗?
听起来他们只是说清长冲
我的连锁店,新款金表,在中国制造
我们打乒乓球,在中国制造
给中国制造的婊子买点儿奢侈品
是的高级兄弟的黑色出租车,在中国制造
她说她不爱我她说她不爱我
她说她不爱我她撒了谎,她说谎了
她都是在中国制造的她都是在中国制造的
她都是在中国制造的
她撒了谎,她说谎了
闹钟把你叫醒
牙膏牙刷上面挤
把早餐放进陶瓷碗
搽唇膏出门打起伞
座到公司里 旋转办公椅
度 熟悉的印记
钢笔画了一朵莲花 需要放点盐巴
相框里面框住全家 全是
全身上下总有中国货
亚利桑那也有中国课
入侵 口音
野火燎原淋上酒精
抬头和观众戴起拳套的我不会退后
训练让我掌握节奏 几分钟内裁判宣布K.O
音乐节舞台的正对面
寓言般的歌词都兑现
大晴天醒来我充满了力量和高傲的斗志走进录音棚
肩膀上扛的责任就像国家队赢得尊重用跳水游泳
现实让我不断吸取教训才会不断出现重复做过的梦
跨越了障碍那是我的工作别再抱怨起跑钱有所不同
我在中国搞砸了
我喜欢他妈的她的阴道
我得到的钱,没有小的
不要看我的钻石,我发誓他们可能会失明
我有个婊子,我跟她签了名
我有个婊子,我跟她签了名
西克,她提醒她的那个婊子
我得到的钱就像钻石一样
婊子我在苏荷区
我他妈的两个母狗,我认为这是一个锄头
Lil boi你慢得慢
妈咪,我从东京得到了它
我到处都是这些婊子
我到处都拿到了钱
等等,他们叫我德克斯特
两只母狗像羽毛一样操我
不要觉得意外
女孩 女孩 女孩为什么要离开
我的上辈子是李白 看我写歌那么厉害
所以不会感到奇怪 十二点的时候叫我起来
伴奏会龙点睛 我们那么年轻
不是和尚念经 也不可能变心
桌子上面放的麻将 一瓶老干妈的辣酱
外地人会受不了的辣 嘴巴开始发烫
咋个样 麻辣烫 回到属于我的
四只手 舞狮子头 点燃火炮现在是时候
你无法预料被我吓一跳 一直围到这个话题绕
Higher风格屌 啥到弄得到 你们家的东西全部都是中国造
Jessie B.
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 15th 2019, 6:38 pm by Jessie B.
10 men...

1 winner...

That’s what Battle Royal is all about. 10 men have a same mission and that is to be the last man standing in the ring and becoming the winner of this Battle Royal match. 10 men want to make their dreams come true in order to step up to the next level and eventually and the next World Champion one day. 10 men have something in common and that is to be the best of the best. Everyone has their own dream. Everyone is fighting for what they believe in. Everyone believe they can be the winner of this Battle Royal Match. I understand it. I completely understand it. What I have to do is waiting the unknown challenges. What I have to do is preparing againts the unknown challenges. What I have to do is battling againts unknown challenges. I don’t know what kind of challenges will wait for me. Everyone is cluessless about the outcome of this Battle Royal. The odds are againts everyone. What I do know about Battle Royal is everyone will be fighting with their all to eliminate so many people as much as possible. Battle Royal isn’t an ordinary match, Battle Royal is an extraodrinary match. Just like LEGIONS in battlefield, we’ll make that ring as a battlefield of our own to survive from this match and becoming the winner of this Battle Royal match on the biggest of them all: Final Destinations. Only one man can make his dreams come true, and I’m planning to be that man.

I’m fully aware how much this match is for everyone. I’m fully aware how tough this match will be. No one wants to play a secondary role in this match. Everyone wants to be a star. So I hope you all understand this, this is my chance to step closer to a World Championship belt. I still haven’t accomplished anything yet. I want to make something for myself. I’m very determinated to win this match. But above all else, I want to give something for every single OWA fans in the world. I want to make them proud of who I am and what I’d have become. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a World Championship as my first title? That’s not easy to make that dream as a reality, but it’s not impossible either. We all have equal chances to win this match. Some of us asked the GMs from 2 different brands to be put into this match. Some of us might win a lottery to be put in this match. Some of us made a statement to insert ourself into this match and I did this part for my ownself. I know I’m capable to win this and I know how hungry you all are. But you know what? I’m looking forward to battle all of you and eliminating some of you until I become the last man standing in this match. Be it an accomplished veteran or some hothead rookies, you all are no different to me. Everyone who’s standing on my way, will have to prepare theirselves to get their ass kicked. I’m not joking. I believe in myself I can win this match. You can try to overlooked me, underestimating me, whatever. You do what you want to do and I do what I want to do, very simple. I hope you all realize, I’m going to make some waves and some statements in this match. I hope none of you prepared some tricky tricks, because if you do, you can’t call yourself a true winner. Just like every other matches I’ve been in,. I’m going to make sure, I’ll win this match with dignity, honesty, and integrity. If you lose your dignity, you will also lose your identity, your sensitivity, and your dignity. Integrity is honesty, modesty, and security in any circumtances. It should be our priority as world class athletes. We all are professionals wrestlers, I hope you all can be professionals. If you don’t, you don’t even have the rights to call yourself “professionals wrestlers”. I’ll just keep training hard as much as possible if I lose this match. I’m even willing to shake the winner’s hand in the backstage. But if I win, I just want you to understand that I’m just the best man in this match. Therefore, let’s prepare ourselves to this battlefield, because I’m ready to conquer the world once again just like how I did it by winning The Gold Medal with a broken frickin neck.

Oh It's True! It's Damn True!
Natalie Cage
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 14th 2019, 8:43 pm by Natalie Cage
OWA Profiles: Natalie Cage
 
Day 1: The Journey
 
Natalie is sitting in a chair in her bar, a lapel mic on her clothing, looking at an interviewer off-camera. Her usual intensity is not so apparent, she instead looks welcoming and happy.
 
Interviewer: So, Natalie, this is obviously a huge week for you. You’re walking into Final Destination and challenging for a world title. You’re up on the poster alongside industry legends such as Aria Jaxon, CM Nas and Tarah Nova. It’s safe to say that the last eight months has really been a whirlwind for you. How do you feel about all that?
 
Natalie: Well, obviously it feels pretty great. I’d be lying if I told you that I ever expected all of this. I mean, I’ve been a professional wrestler for less than a year and I’m already the focal point of a global promotion’s entire brand. Every time I arrive at the Odyssey arena in Chicago and see my face up on that LED board, on the flyers, the production trucks, it’s a surreal feeling. To know that I’ve been accepted as a standard bearer means everything to me. Like, everyone remembers the first time something huge happens, right? Odyssey’s main event at the biggest show of the year, it’s me and Azumi [Goto] in there. A woman who’s been doing this for almost ten years against…well, against a rookie. It almost shouldn’t be that way, but it is. And when that poster was revealed, and I saw my face on it I…well I got emotional. I’m not much of the crying type, but it’s a big f****** deal.
 
Interviewer: Why don’t you talk us through your journey to this point? The decisions you’ve made, the experiences you’ve had. We’ve seen you grow a lot as a person since you got here.
 
Natalie: Yeah well, my brother Nate [Cage] brought me in as we all know. I was…I was done with the navy. I don’t really like talking about it but there was so much bureaucracy and corruption. Like, I watched my best friend get killed. Andrew. He was a Scottish lad, Andrew’s the reason I wear a Scottish flag on my gear. Every match I have is dedicated to him. I had to tell his mum and dad that he was gone. I stayed up all night with them crying. Two weeks later I was back in the saddle and I didn’t know what the f*** I was doing with my life. I was just an expendable body that my government was happy to brag about having, but then when I died it’s like, who the f*** cares?
 
So, I hear about OWA and my brother tells me that he can bring me in and I can start training. I’ve never really followed Nate’s lead much, but he was making good money and Wolvesden seemed like a good group of people to have on your side. I have my first match in August against Serenity [Scorpio], lovely girl, great wrestler. I win that and before I know it, I’m in a pissing triple threat for the Women’s Title! Me and Diantha [Moreau] against TyAnna [Jupiter]. It was a good match, too. I didn’t win, not that I expected to. It was my third ever wrestling match, I don’t know if I even had any business being out there. But I like to think I had a good showing, because I kept getting booked.
 
Interviewer: And this was when you decided to leave Wolvesden?
 
Natalie: I don’t think I had any choice. People looked down on me as a freak, some kind of sociopath who they didn’t want anything to do with. That’s not me, never has been. I’m not gonna come out and say that my brother brainwashed me, because everything I do is my own choice. That’s why I left. I left because I recognised that I made a mistake in joining in the first place. Leaving my sisters behind wasn’t an easy choice, but look at where they are now. Wolvesden collapsed because my brother doesn’t know how to trust people, and I got out before the foundations gave way. Diantha’s got no direction now, she’s a wanderer in search of a purpose. Well, I’ve got my purpose, and that’s to be the top dog.
 
Interviewer: Your popularity certainly soared in the wake of leaving Wolvesden. It seemed like almost overnight, you’d become a sensation. You were appearing on talk shows, getting these huge reactions, that had to feel good, right?
 
Natalie: Oh, for sure. The turning point was the night I invaded Odyssey. Viola had banned me from the arena and I wasn’t having any of it, so I forced my way in and demanded a match with Diantha and Roni [De Vil]. I could hardly hear myself on the loud speaker, the crowd were making that much noise. I knew, from the moment on, that I’d tapped into something. That I’d found my voice and knew who I was. I wasn’t Nate Cage’s little sister, I was Natalie Cage, my own person with my own legacy. It’s a pretty common misconception that I hate my brother, because I don’t. Do I consider him and enemy? Yes. Would I gladly beat him into another coma? Absolutely. But siblings fight, that’s the way the world goes. I still love him and I think he still loves me. One day, he might wake up and realise that he’s off his f****** rocker. Until then, I guess I’ll keep doing my thing and he’ll keep doing his. He trained me, broke me in, I’m grateful for that. It was just time for me to be me and not tied to him. I’ve never once regretted that decision and the proof is in the pudding. I’m getting paid more, I’m one of the top merch sellers on Odyssey, and I’m in a world title match. So yeah, I feel real good about all this.
 
Interviewer: And after all the warring with Wolvesden, the violence, the harshness, you had the biggest shot of your career in February. Tell me about the Clash of the Goddesses, did you feel like you had a shot at winning it going in?
 
Natalie: Absolutely. My confidence in my abilities has grown a lot in a short period of time. I’m operating at the best possible level. I don’t wanna sound arrogant here, but there was never any scenario other than me winning the Clash. I looked at everyone else in that match and knew that I had all the momentum in the world on my side. There were some great girls in there, but it was my night. I didn’t give a s*** who stood in my way, I was throwing em out left and right. Dulce [Torres] thought she had me beat and I came out and swung for the fences. It didn’t even matter that my brother attacked me afterwards in hindsight, because the win was what mattered. I’d proved I belong, I’m not some flash in the pan. First ever Clash of the Goddesses, who was the winner? Who are the history books gonna mention when they talk about that match? An accomplishment like that is on a level of significance that is greater than some titles. I’ve got that under my belt already. I was in there with bona fide legends, I was in there with veterans. I was in there with fellow new blood. There are women who can talk about how long they were in there, there are women who can talk about how many eliminations they got, I’m the focal point. And it’s all in the name of that world title.
 
Interviewer: Tell me about the world title, it means a lot to you, doesn’t it?
 
Natalie: It means a lot to everyone. If you don’t want that title more than anything, then what the f*** are you doing here? What’s your purpose? You wanna rack up wins, get the people behind you and convert that s*** into a world title shot. There’s nothing I want more in the world than to hold that title above my head and show the world that there’s nobody else on my level. I had a chance when I was too new to all this, too inexperienced, but that’s over now. It’s all good and well me saying that I’m the best, or that I’m the top guy, but the title is undisputed proof. And you know what? I’m what that title needs. Its history’s spotty, ain’t it? And I mean no disrespect to the women that have laid down and allowed me to get to this point, but like…HENDRIX was champ, then Roxy held it for what felt like forever. TyAnna was a good champion but her neck pretty much exploded from the pressure of carrying the brand. There was never any payoff to her run, she just bowed out and left us high and dry.
 
It fell to me and Azumi Goto to step up and fill that void. I used to have respect for TyAnna but she’s not even showed her face around here since getting hurt. She won’t return my calls, she’s f****** ghosted me for no reason, and if that’s how a former champion’s gonna behave, then I ain’t got time for em. TyAnna’s old news and people seem to have got over her departure pretty quickly. Nobody’s upset over the fact that she won’t be at Final Destination, all anyone’s talking about how me and Azumi are gonna take each other war and redefine this era.
 
Interviewer: This match with Azumi is something that drives you, isn’t it?
 
Natalie: It’s all I bloody think about. Let me tell you something, when your name is up in lights, right alongside somebody who’s been doing this ten times as long as you, it makes you feel like you belong. It doesn’t matter to me that this is my rookie year, that doesn’t mean I can’t do this. Hell, Roxy was what, 18 when she won the belt? She’s a little kid and Azumi wasn’t able to dethrone her. That’s the thing about legacy, this belt needs to be taken seriously. It needs a champion who carries and defends it with pride and who won’t crumble and disappear at the first hurdle. Azumi’s that woman. I wouldn’t wanna face anyone other than her.
 
Interviewer: You respect her, don’t you?
 
Natalie: If you don’t respect Azumi Goto, something’s seriously wrong. Have you seen what she can do in that ring? She’s a technical wizard, I swear to God. My jaw drops every time I see her out there. I’ve had the privilege of standing across the ring from her and being her tag partner, and watching her work up close and personal is an honour, let me tell you.
 
Interviewer: But you think you can beat her?
 
Natalie: I know I can beat her. You can’t afford to speculate in this business, you have the visualise what you want and just go for it. Azumi’s laid it all down on the line and let me know how she feels. She feels as if I’m threatening her dream. And you know what? That’s fair. I know how hard she’s worked, I know that OWA was the first place to really give her the opportunity to take the ball and run with it. She loves being the Ace and I admire her for it. Her match with Diantha was awesome. I mean, I thought I beat the bitch up badly, Azumi was just as aggressive as me. It brought a smile to my face.
 
Interviewer: But you did slap her in the face on Odyssey. Couldn’t that be perceived as a lack of respect?
 
Natalie: I understand how you could see it that way, yeah. But Azumi’s smart enough to know that it’s nothing personal. At least, I hope she is. I want her to let out that animal inside of her, show me what she’s really made of. I know that she fights with honour, but you’ve gotta fight dirty to stand a chance against me. Whether Wolvesden are getting involved or you’re handcuffing my partner to the ring post, you’ve gotta get creative when you’re fighting Natalie Cage. She can talk all she likes about me needing to crush her warrior spirit, but we’re fighting on my terms, whether she likes it or not.
 
Interviewer: And you believe that the key to beating you is for Azumi to channel this inner rage?
 
Natalie: Haha, I never said anything about her beating me, did I? All I said was that she needs to embrace her animalistic side to stand a chance against what I’m bringing. This isn’t about winning for her, it’s about survival. Her goal right now should be to walk out of that match under her own power, not retaining her title. Because I’ve already got this one, see? I’m already the champ, I’m riding a wave of momentum that no Joshi is gonna stand in the way of. Azumi works hard and she had to jump through some dumb hoops to get here. Winning the Ring of Opportunity, defending it a bunch of times, having to face a mystery opponent with only a week’s prep for the belt. Not to mention dealing with that crazy bitch Diantha Moreau. It’s not been an easy path, but this business isn’t easy.
 
I had to beat 19 other women to earn this spot. I had to defend this spot against the only woman in OWA who’s more sick and twisted than I am. I had a goddamn screwdriver stuck into my forehead! I’d like to see Azumi take what Eris threw at me and still be breathing at the end of it. Every bit of technical mastery she has won’t be of much use when I just keep getting up and slugging it out. Look what I did to my brother, a man who’s twice her size and ten times as vicious. I left him laying, his wife and bumboys had to drag his arse out of the arena and to the hospital. Me? I walked to the trainer’s room, got a shot of painkillers in my arm and was sent on home. Azumi is observant but I don’t think even she knows how much I want this. I get it, she’s the Ace, she’s the one who’s long overdue; here’s the thing, she didn’t plan for me, she didn’t plan for Natalie Cage. You don’t plan for a Cage, we show up and we tear you apart. Hell, I wouldn’t be shocked if my brother walks out of Final Destination with that Spartan Title, he’s such a frustratingly smart c*** that I don’t know if Layne [Kurobane] and Jeff [X] know what they’re in for. Though I’m not too fussed about both of us holding gold, he can do whatever the f*** he wants, Kingdom’s of no concern to me. There’s only one brand that matters, and there has to be a definitive face of it.
 
Because that’s what this match is all about. It’s more than a title, it’s more than bragging rights, it’s who is gonna be the absolute kingpin of this place. Odyssey’s had a power vacuum since Clash. The champ walked away and a new champion was crowned. But on the same night, her challenger was decided, and the bid for the throne began. As far as I’m concerned, Azumi’s reign doesn’t even properly begin until Final Destination, if she beats an actual threat. I never doubted that she’d beat April [Song] and Diantha, because they threatened the natural order of things. They were a threat to the entire Final Destination show.
 
Me? I’m here to create a status quo. I’m the Goddess that was selected by the powers that be to smash the entire system and establish a new order. Azumi’s reign is what it is: a lifetime achievement award. Almost like a long service medal. She gave it her all in the twilight of her career and finally got the big one. Then, she defended it against a woman she’d already beaten handily…twice. Some big accomplishment. After that, she retained against Natasha Night only because I helped her. I deemed HER worthy of ME. This is my war and she’s a pawn in it. And now, the Ace has to deal with the Ace Killer, the Alpha Male. I’m not gonna lose to Azumi and go away like April. I’m not gonna talk a big game and get my arse whooped like Diantha. Everything I’ve said today, I 100% believe. Azumi can’t beat me, and she won’t. In any other scenario, maybe she does. But now? In this place? Do you really think that the first ever Clash of the Goddesses winner is going to choke? I’ve come this far, why the hell would I let Azumi Goto stop me? This is my time, not hers. She got a nice little token reign, and her purpose is to lay down for the next leader of the pack.
 
She may not want to admit it to herself, but she’s been in this game for a long time, frankly, it’s too late for her to be on top. When I shatter her illusion of dominance, she’ll have that coming to Jesus moment. She’ll realise that all she ever was was a convincing challenge for the woman who usurped her. I’ve done more in 10 months than she did in the first seven years of her pissing career. I hate to break anyone’s heart who’s backed Azumi this whole time, but I’ve got my own fans and my own legacy to worry about.
 
Again, it’s nothing personal.
 
Natalie unclips the mic, calmly stands up, and walks off-camera as we fade to black.
Zumi
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 14th 2019, 8:16 pm by Zumi
Final Destination #1
“Drive”

“A Dream Match! Two paths clash and intertwine as we will see the Unbreakable Ace take on The Alpha Male.”
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The greatest thing about this sport? The fact that everyone watching is in some way inspired, They see us as superheroes like figures to so many people that watch our shows. Whenever I’m in Chicago for Odyssey, I can see the crowd flooded with t-shirts of all people in this company and mostly the girls we’ve got on Odyssey. It shows how much we have an impact on the people when you see a little girl cheering her heart out for whichever Odyssey star she loves, it brings a great deal of pride for me to stand here as the Women’s Champion and as the locker room leader for this brand. We’ve all pitched in and created something spectacular here, it shows if you put your faith any talent on any given night, someone will rise up to lead the way. And right now, I face someone who has done just that. The biggest match of my career and it’s against someone who might be the complete opposite of me. It’s almost as if we’re the different sides of a coin. Since the very beginning of my journey, I’ve put the time and effort put into this business, I am a student of the game. I’m the respectful but confident Ace. And on the other side of that coin, she is the complete opposite, a loudmouth with no sense of care for your feelings if she hurts them.

Natalie Cage has been competing for seven to eight months and has been the one of the best already out there. It’s quite a rise to prominence but this isn’t something I haven’t seen before but the only difference between those girls and Natalie Cage is that none of them could live up to said expectations after one big failure. Natalie Cage has broken that mold, you are the next big thing that has endured and brought a new way of looking at this business. You have inspired every single fan and they look at you like this amazing juggernaut. Unstoppable in whatever goal you have set for yourself but that’s the problem. The goal you have set for yourself involves taking something I hold close to me. By winning Clash Of The Goddesses you set yourself to face me at this event and ever since you won my title, I realized that what will make or break my legacy as Champion is if I can beat you. If I can beat the one leading this youth movement of Women’s Wrestling. My complete opposite in every way would be the biggest challenge to my career because if I am to lose in the grandest stage of them after everything I’ve gone through to get to this world title, it would truly be the biggest defeat of my career.

Natalie, you have everything that one would desire if they want to be successful in professional wrestling. Seven months into your professional career and you are in the biggest situation imaginable, you have the end my era as the top woman of Odyssey before it truly even got off the ground. You could showcase that Odyssey doesn’t need Azumi Goto by beating me for this title. If you are to win at Final Destination, in front of what could be 70-90 thousand people then I know I can potentially step to the side and let yourself and others take charge. If you can’t win, Natalie Cage than I will continue my revolution. I will fight as this brand’s champion and go on to make this title what it truly should be. The main event title of not just Odyssey but OWA as a whole. This is being built up as two of the best that Odyssey has to offer, an Unbreakable Ace, one who isn’t willing to step down and give up her mantle against The Alpha Male, the one who is leading a youth movement that’s not just being seen on Odyssey but wrestling as a whole. I stand in front of the arriving evolution and potential changing of the guard. To be honest I knew sooner or later that I would see this change coming. I have to face this new generation on my own and stand tall, you’re the opponent that matters to my reign as champion more than anything, Natalie. If I am truly The Ace of this brand and women’s wrestling as a whole then I have to defend my title from the biggest threat. Everything I have worked for, all the countless hours, the years put into honing my craft and becoming who I am right now. Every bit of work comes down to this one moment. This match will be the real start of your legacy but for me… this match will set mine in stone! If I am to win, then I can safely know that I have made my mark on this world and this business but if I lose, Natalie. I might just become a forgotten relic.

All of the failures, all of my shortcomings on this long road to becoming a champion. It will be simply defined by this match. Maybe for you, losing here might just mean you try again but for me, it’s the complete opposite. If I lose here, my career might not be worth it at all. Everything rides on this match for me. The long road after seeing so many other talented women like Aria Jaxon and Stephanie Matsuda get their moment in events like these, I want to know what that feeling is like. Winning the belt was one thing but this… a match where the entire world of wrestling fans will be looking at you and me. Forget Scott Oasis vs. Aria Jaxon, or your brother’s match or even the Omega Title match. This will be the match that will define the first ever Final Destination. 
This is a fight to the very end, everything I have will be thrown at you. There isn’t a limit I am willing to break if I am to win but if you think I will need a more vicious streak to beat you than I want to say that you are sorely mistaken. I WILL NOT STOOP TO THAT LEVEL, NATALIE CAGE! Never again.

If you want to win so badly at Final Destination, I challenge you to crush my unbreakable drive to be the absolute best. Your road to Final Destination may have started when you Clash Of The Goddesses but mine started way before you could ever imagine. I’m going to be walking in with hopes and dreams of many people, all of those who are putting their fate in me to showcase why I am The Ace.

I might fall but I will always stand back, so if you want to win. I expect you to kill me to do so.
OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19) 97-21
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 13th 2019, 10:47 pm by "The Golden Voice"
Welcome to the 2019 Carlos Rosso Invitational Match!


(The REAL Main Event of Final Destination!)



(The King of Television is...not in a good mood. Even after easily trouncing some random loser in a warm up match during a Olympus live event, he had some very strong words for his opposition at Final Destination. Well, honestly he had very strong words for just about everyone on the OWA roster.)


Carlos: You, production assistant, hold my belt. I SAID HOLD IT! Cameraman, zoom it. Make sure you get a good look at my flawless chocolate body. Look at me, barely breaking a sweat while destroying some random punk’s hopes and dreams. For those of you that have been hiding under a rock, I am the King of Television, the OWA Television Champion and the greatest professional wrestler that has ever lived, Carlos Rosso. It seems that my open challenge was answered in the most cowardly way possible. Three men, two of them who I’ve already beaten in the middle of the ring, challenging me for a championship that I am bringing back to relevancy one lariat at a time, one piledriver at a time. I am a GENEROUS King, you know? If it weren’t for me, the three of you would be knocking yourselves around in a ladder match or fighting to make a pre show battle royal. I extended the challenge and you all took the time to answer it. But where I stop running out of appreciation for you fuckers is attacking me one at a time, one of you sucker punching me and the other two picking up the scraps like starving little puppies.


(Mao is making her way over to Carlos but just stands and watches for the time being, pleased somewhat with the level of irritation and rage in his voice.)


Carlos: Some proverb I heard back in the day: Greed imprisons us all. The three of you have gotten greedy, trying to get your grubby hands on my pristine title. The three of you seem content to come at me all at once and guess what, that’s fine with me, assholes. I survived 29 men and women before, I’ve beaten men bigger, scarier, stronger and smarter than all three of you. I'VE WRESTLED DEATHMATCHES FOR GOD’S SAKE! I am not some little brittle bitch. All I can suggest to the three of you is that you better destroy me before you start bickering amongst yourselves about taking the title. I’ve shown two of you already that I just need the smallest of openings...and I’ve beaten Miltiades and Maggall WITH rules in place. Imagine the hell I’ll unleash when it’s anything goes, anything I want to do I can do without fear of reprisal from the office.


You know, you boys should be on your knees thanking your King that he made you all such a generous offer. YOU all are apart of the true main event of Final Destination. I don’t care what match those fools put on last, the Carlos Rosso Invitational Match is the only match actually worth seeing. Shall we run down the card?


World Jr. Heavyweight Championship Match? Yes, I refuse to call it the Cruiserweight Championship because that’s not even a real weight class. I JUST BEAT THE FUCKING CHAMPION INVOLVED IN THAT MATCH! He’s lucky I’m focused on being a heavyweight or I would just take his title and rid the world of his boring ass monologues.


Spartans Championship Match? Nobody gives a shit about that championship or the inept little midget holding it.


Goddess Championship Scramble or whatever fancy name they gave it? No one cares about that either except the mommies and daddies of the bimbos involved.


The Tag Team Championships? I love the Wild Boys, they are like little white cousins I never had, but what in the blue hell is that abomination they’re going to be wrestling in. A PINK CAGE? BETTER YET, ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT NIPPLE? What feminist moron okayed that? What dolt thought that was a good idea? Whoever thought that was a good idea should be stoned!


What about those alleged “World Champions”, you ask? First of all, Scott Oasis should break little Project Pinky in half. I almost broke little Aria in our singles match, didn’t I? Well Scott Oasis is what, fifty pounds or so heavier than I am? Of course he’s not as skilled but he’s strong enough to pummel that woman so hard she begs to go back to Odyssey. Who wants to see that boring affair? Suplex after suplex after suplex until Aria looks like a broken voodoo doll? Get that predictable crap out of my face!


Azumi Goto. (Claps derisively) Good job, you beat a part-time wrestler not even on the OWA payroll to win the title. And you beat my moronic little sister to retain it. Good for you! Way to set the bar high, “Ace”. I’m sure you and Nate’s insane sister will have a match that all your friends back in Japan will fawn over. But nobody is going to give a shit about it here.


And Jacob Senn…..pfft. Everyone knows that he’s not the champion because he’s any good, he’s champion because everyone else has failed! I own him and everyone in this company knows it. If you wanted a real showcase of Olympus, you may as well have done Carlos Rosso vs Jacob Senn, title versus title. At least then, you would have an appropriate main event. But no, they make a stupid little tournament that Nas and his little wife or fiance or whatever the hell luck their way into making the finals of. And of course nonsense happens that allows them to be in a triple threat match for the title.


Excuse me while I vomit.


And if I didn’t mention your match, yes I’m addressing all the rest of you invalids because I know how petty the OWA locker room is, then your match isn’t worthy of being mentioned. It is not on my radar or the radar of anyone relevant in the industry, regardless of what played out singer you con to play you to the ring or how cool your entrance is or if you fall off a ladder to get people in the nosebleeds to remember you exist. You all should bow before me, be grateful that I signed with this company instead of Strong Style Wrestling like I intended before it went under, and enjoy the Final Destination paydays that are coming your way because of my involvement in this Mickey Mouse promotion.


Who are these idiots who speak the name of the King of Television, huh? Monolith? Who or what is that? It looks like Bigfoot does exist after all and it’s even uglier than I anticipated. Who the hell is he other than some fatass sitting in the dark ranting to no one? I don’t even remember one match of his...does anyone remember anything about him other than his name? Well, Monolith, congratulations because I’m about to make you famous in front of nearly 100,000 people. You are the only person involved in this match that I haven’t already embarrassed on international television so I look forward to getting in the ring with you and you not being able to cheapshot your way to victory. You talk about my legacy, how I’m dragging the title through the mud, well weren’t you one of the dickheads who came down and assaulted me after Miltiades got his cheap shot in after he accepted my open challenge? You’re no judge of my character and you’re nowhere near good enough to relieve me of this championship. You want to see why I have this championship? You’re going to find out.


Miltiades or whatever you call yourself now, You thought bringing back Aren was a clever little ploy, aye? Good. I was actually happy to see that washed up hasbeen was in good health. I’m glad he’s mentoring you and helping you along with your career. I already embarrassed you once, people go and say “OHH! HE HIT HIM IN THE BALLS!”, I know those people don’t watch wrestling at all. I dominated you. I was able to do anything and everything I wanted to in the ring. All those big muscles and the cool leather jacket and the intimidating glare is all for show. I am LEGITIMATE. I would say dangerous but some dickhead has that copyrighted I think. I’ve been ruling pro wrestling and television for over a decade now and I’ve seen a lot of tough men come and go. You don’t rate that high on the list, playa.


I’m going to beat your ass, again, and I hope Aren is watching with whatever Illuminati wannabes that put their hopes in you. I didn’t steal anything from you, I earned it by doing what needed to be done. You lost it because you’re dumb enough to not wear a cup. It’s wrestling! Shit happens, grow up and deal with it.


And MAGGALL, you want to tell me to shut up? Bitch, behave! Oh, spoiler for you, you are NOT the OWA World Television Champion, I am. I probably should have done the world a favor and finished crushing your larynx because nothing you say is worth hearing. You felt great attacking me after two men had already beaten me up pretty good, huh? You really felt proud of yourself, didn’t you? Well, I hope you enjoyed that feeling because after The Carlos Rosso Invitational is finished, YOU are finished? Comprende, cabron? You get no more title matches, you take your fatass back to the end of the line and watch a real King rule Pro wrestling and Television with an iron fist. Phantom Troupe is DEAD! Wolvesden is DEAD! The Unchained is DEAD! Carlos Rosso lives. Carlos Rosso is what will drive this company forward, and Carlos Rosso is still going to be OWA Television Champion after Final Destination.


The three of you have no idea the level of honor that you all get to have at Final Destination. You get to bear witness to one of the all-time great wrestlers showing each and every one of you what is required to get ahead in this sport. I have more big match experience than the entire OWA roster combined, let alone the three of you. I’ve won more titles in my sleep than all of you will win in your careers. I’m going to show you all the ruthlessness, the aggression, the ring savvy, the wisdom of the King of Television. So please, all of you come for me.


I, CARLOS ROSSO, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!


Shoutout to all the gamers who get the reference.


(The Champion grabs his title and takes his leave, Mao lingering for a moment with a smile on her face.)

Mao: You three have no idea what you’ve done. You’ve tried to take advantage of a gracious, humble king...and now you’ve best prepare yourselves to deal with the consequences. Fighting Carlos is one thing, but fighting Carlos on a big stage like Final Destination...it’s a whole ‘nother level. A level that none of you three have the cheat codes to beat. See you all at Final Destination and remember: Carlos Rosso, Ichiban.
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 13th 2019, 1:37 pm by Muhammad/Maggall
See there’s an old saying that a hard head makes a soft behind, but I’d say from personal experience it makes a soft fat stomach! Haha, another fat joke from yours truly, but it does take quite the headstrong guy not to know when to put the fork down. Just like it takes quite the hard head to watch all your allies scatter, but you stay on spot trying to finish the heist, and here I am without the Phantom Troupe, still fucking around in the OWA. I just don’t like abandoning things quickly, I don’t like doing things that’ll leave a bad taste in my mouth by coming across as the type of person who arbitrarily takes his leave before doing his thing until a proper departure time. So I’ve made it to this Final Destination that people have been taking so much about since my arrival, competing for the same championship I should have won when I debuted and pinned the champion one on one! Almost like right where I started, and right where I was at the last big show.
 
Now I’ve heard that insanity is doing the same thing multiple times expecting a different result. I question that. You punch someone in the face sure they might stay standing….punch a second time, a third time, ah most go down
 
I wonder how many hits Carlos can take.
 
What about Monolith?
 
You telling me Miltiades can take anything else but random giveaways from out the blue? I’m surprised he isn’t in a triple threat match with Stark and Jon McAdams for a guaranteed world title match at the next Final Destination.
 
I for one think one last shot is what it takes to make the levee break, one last time in the ring with the TV Champion is going to give me my time to have the strap!
 
I’m under this glass ceiling, so which one of my opponents is going to prove to have the figurative glass jaw to take the pin or submission?
 
Shiiiit, that’s my mindset, don’t care who, don’t care how, step up to plate! Not for no baseball, dumbass! Bum ass! I don’t like no boring ass vanilla man sport! I ain’t making no metaphor for y’all to have a chance to have a home run! There ain’t no chance! Step up to plate to get ate!
 
Shut up Carlos! Don’t even start talking! I’m tired of hearing from you. Old head always got something to say. You should be worried about a new career, after I take everything from you your Comicon girls will kick you like Vic.
 
Monolith, OWA is barely big enough for me, it sure as hell ain’t big enough for the both of us. You know what it is, it’s your name, Monolith…one, solo, singular, we don’t need no two beasts around here, get out of my lane!
 
Miltiades, I don’t respect you! I don’t give a damn about no rematch clause. Coming back down here for scraps because you won’t put any energy for the world strap, disrespectful to this match, fuck you.
 
It’s Final Destination, you ain’t have to see any of the movies, everyone knows the damn plot, punk asses think they cheated death, but the inevitable keeps coming! This doubly applies for you Carlos! OWA thought it was safe. OWA thought they could keep that belt away from me by hook or by crook! But that’s all it is my man, thought, not action and certainly not reality. The three of you could work together and still not stop me, I’ll stack you one on the other, reverse Oreo style, I do not play! Know that as long as one phantom remains, OWA is guaranteed to become a ghost town! This is charity for a place in which the people in it live in squalor with their lack of talent and dignity on full display, no food stamps or public housing for you raggedy rats who can’t help yourselves from suffering needlessly, fighting as if you could ever accomplish anything in your lives. As said in the book of the Holy Phantom, no weapon against the magnanimous shall proper. Every tongue that speaks this week and does not acknowledge the changing of the reins over the TV division, shall be condemned! Says I! I who King Kong ain’t got shit on, I who shall have all my enemies teaching my kids, that’s right MY KIDS, in OWT headlocks, when they return crawling for a job because I’ve banned them from TV! Because when I’m the champion, this whole operation is going on lockdown! No more bulllshit, no more games, no more time for you dead-end stars still somehow running the show! Nah man, this is official, this is the changing of the seasons, and you were insane to think you could ever avoid it.
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 13th 2019, 12:22 am by Welcome to the Dollhouse
The Following is an Exclusive Footage.


Clips of The Dollhouse are delivering their finishing moves on their opponents in OWA, while hundred thousands of fans were cheering them on from the audience.


iDoll Entertainment Presents:


The Dollhouse are seen backstage laughing and talking while carrying their Women’s World Tag Team Championships on their shoulders and posing for the cameras.


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The video opens to the view of a High School where dozens of kids are seen at the entrance way talking with each other in groups, playing football catch, eating food, and many others walking out of the school grounds after the bell had already rung for class dismissal.


The screeching from the tires are heard as a speeding pink sports car approaches the parking lot of the school, and suddenly stops in the middle without any consideration to the students that were walking by or all the other parked cars that will not be able to get out when they need to. The door of the driver’s seat opens, and the reckless driver is revealed to be Rosanna “Sweet Roxy” Vendetta, wearing blue jeans, a pink tank top under the black leather jacket, and brown boots to match. Not long after, the passenger seat door also opens and Diamond “DiVa” Corleone comes out wearing pink dress and white heels.


DiVa: Oh, my god! This looks like it’s the right place, Roxy!


Sweet Roxy: Yeah! It looks like we made it! But… But… What is this smell?


DiVa: I don’t know. Gas leaks? Gravel? Hot Pockets?


Sweet Roxy: No, no, no, DiVa. This is different!


DiVa: Like Deodorant? Like Condoms? Like Teen Spirit?


Sweet Roxy: Close, but it’s the same kind of stench that we get when we go to Odyssey!


DiVa: Oh! Oh! DiVa knows! I smell it too! -- It smells like...


Sweet Roxy and DiVa: SHAMEFUL BITCHES, SELF ESTEEM ISSUES AND IDENTITY CRISIS!


Sweet Roxy and DiVa both laugh. They compose themselves for a moment and turn to the camera to speak as they are walking. Dozens of students surround them from a distance to watch and most of them recognize the OWA Goddesses.


Sweet Roxy: Oh! You must be wondering what we’re doing in a High School! You must be wondering why we’re here, of all places, on tour! Well, here’s the answer: You know how it’s so hard to keep up with The Dollhouse cause they’re too amazing for this World?


DiVa: Yes! Of course everyone knows that!


Sweet Roxy: Well, this would be a great opportunity for The Dollhouse to give back to the commoners! So please, don’t hold your applause! We wanna hear ‘em! This is for the peasants that watch from afar, people that line their aspirations but never having the confidence to act on it, morons that “exist” just for the sake of it as they eventually waste mother nature’s resources for being useless, and then having the audacity to act like the world owes them anything… They are the ones we cater to! And while many of you have the misconception that The Dollhouse’s tolerance for those types of inconsiderate people is at the lowest, you’ll come to find out how extremely patient we have been! Exhibit A: When The Dollhouse was refused the first title defense after a job well-done at The Clash when we owned the match despite the cheaters winning! Exhibit B: When we showed how much power we hold by introducing the Women’s Tag Team Championships as the most dominant titles in the OWA! Exhibit C: When the Ugly Boys took way too little effort against The Dollhouse and CONSPIRED with Ground Zero-Brain Cells to prevent us from finally capturing the Openweight Tag Team Championships! This world is filled with stupid people, with cheaters, with losers, and they are all swarming in OWA, but despite all of the unfair circumstances, The Dollhouse remains calm and patient and humble! Because we know that the only thing that they are doing is denying the inevitable… Which brings us here!


Sweet Roxy and DiVa stops at the High School Gymnasium, where there’s a basketball court for playing all types of sports. In the middle of the court is a large mat where two kids are practicing their holds on their classmate. This looks to be an Introduction to Wrestling class. Sweet Roxy meticulously watches as one kid practices a wrestling hold on his teammate. As he applies the hold, being an amateur, he fell off-balance and lands on his side, along with his teammate. Sweet Roxy and DiVa bursts out laughing.


Sweet Roxy: Do you see that, DiVA?


DiVa: Why, yes. This looks oddly familiar!


Sweet Roxy: This is exactly what people like us will never have to go through. Being pure born athletes, we didn’t have to endure any of this humiliating amateur mistakes since the moment we were introduced to the wrestling ring! We were born perfect while others struggle to just pretend to be perfect. We didn’t have to be put through hundreds of trials and judgment to figure out that we have to be our best in ALL of our matches. We didn’t have to be de-clawed while our reputation burns to the ground to know the importance of the name that we carry. And best of all, we didn’t have to be disbanded to prove our loyalty and the fact that we could rely on each other. Come on now, we all knew that Wolvesden was the definition of instability. It was a faulty machine made of faulty inconsistent parts, and it was bound to break down before it reached the peak of its abilities. It’s like that humiliating clusterfuck in the Phantom Troupe! I keep telling everyone -- unreliable people make an unreliable team, and you just don’t listen! This is why DiVa and I chose each other, we built the foundation of The Dollhouse, raised its walls, created its design to our image which is why even if people like Aphrodite Marie crashes into a pit and smacked to non-existence, the House stays sturdy and unshaken, while the Wolvesden even with the numbers couldn’t make a solid unit even if they tried! For God sake, based on what I have seen so far, all it takes to get in your side of the fence is “backyard wrestling experience” and knowing how to throw a punch… and that’s it! None of your members are appealing to the fans. None of them have the presence of a main eventer. None of them look like they even have a future that would last more than five months. And at this point, everyone is just wondering when this joke of an alliance will meet its end. It’s like DiVa’s song “Don’t go breakin’ my DiVa” which I helped write and is now the most played on Spotify -- “When the ground gets a lil’ shaky, you have to get out, or you’ll fall and break-y!” And that describes Ground Zero perfectly! You have a horrible foundation, and it’s only a matter of time ‘til your members jump off and avoid the inevitable mess. The Dollhouse built a home with Gold and all nice things, and you build yours from the ashes of your dead little group. And ashes just won’t do any good if you want to build walls, ashes remain in a jar to forever be mourned! How many times will you have to disband and come back together? How many times will you change your name and purpose, depending on what’s convenient to your leader instead of having one common goal?


DiVa: Ooh! Probably a billion times! We have to do it, Roxy! We have to make sure they break up again just to see what different motives they’ll have next time!


Sweet Roxy: Oh, Diva! You just love breaking people up!


DiVa: I don’t love it! It’s such an awful feeling for DiVa! All I do is pass by, and those poor sweet couples start arguing! Girls get insecure when their guys start staring at me, and sometimes they break up on the spot! Oh, what did DiVa do wrong?


Sweet Roxy: You didn’t do anything wrong DiVa! It’s not our fault that we were born better-looking than others! You do love the attention, admit it!


DiVa: Fine, fine, you got me!


Sweet Roxy: Well, my point is! We were raised as wonderful human beings by our wonderful parents! No one takes family more seriously than we do, and we love the fact that all the pleasantries and the convenience that the world could ever offer were within our reach! But.. there’s a responsibility that goes with the respected name that we carry. We raise the bar to its highest, we have to set a great example of what our folks once was, yadda, yadda, you know the drill. Family means a lot. Family is important. Which is where the Wild Boys comes in. They are the Brothers of Destruction… At least they would be if they were even slightly intimidating! They were raised in a cruel world with all the challenges that one could possibly go through, and one they, they came up with the idea that since they are siblings, maybe it would appeal more to the audience if they were a tag team too! Because there’s totally a correlation! Because it’s such a great idea to not expand! Because it makes so much sense to put limitations on your potential! Now, don’t get me wrong, I have siblings too, and they were wrestlers too! WERE. Trust me, I made sure that they stay forgotten because they don’t deserve to share the World that I live in! And hey, DiVa has a sibling too! Right, DiVa?


DiVa: Don’t you mention that traitor to me!


Sweet Roxy: You hate your sibling too?


DiVa: Yes. DiVa hates her twin brother Cassius! That monster and his psychopath wife Sakura watched the latest episode of Promised Neverland without me! But we’re still seeing it together, right Roxy?


Sweet Roxy: Yeah, about that… I already finished the series. You’re not missing much!


DiVa: Oh, you traitor! But I’ll forgive you Roxy only because you’re my tag team partner, but that Cassius can go to hell!


Sweet Roxy: But that’s the life of the Wild Boys, they are everything I’d hate to be in a tag team. One has no appeal without the other, because individually, there’s nothing that makes them stand out except their poor choice of matching wardrobe! They are teammates not because they want to prove that blood is thicker than water, they are teammates because they have no choice! They have no career otherwise! You see no future World Champion or future Spartan Champion when you look at them, which is why they enjoy the high of their fifteen minutes of fame together! To DiVa and I, the Openweight Tag Team Championships are stepping stones to much greater things! It is what will declare our greatness as a team, and it will show the world that we could make history in record time. Nothing will make us give up. Nothing will stop us. But The Wild Boys? They need this because it’s pretty much the end of the line. After they lose the titles, I’d be surprised if I even hear from them again! This is the peak of their tag team run! This is as far as their careers will take them! This is the best they will ever get, and The Dollhouse is taking it away!
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 13th 2019, 12:19 am by Welcome to the Dollhouse
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The loud cheering from the kids of the High School echoes all throughout the gym as they line up to get autographs from a smiling DiVa, standing behind multiple large men from the iDoll Entertainment security team. DiVa smiles no matter what while a less thrilled Sweet Roxy sits next to her at the table that’s been set up, playing on her phone and chewing bubblegum.


Sweet Roxy: I knew this was gonna happen. I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist.


DiVa: Oh don’t be such a grump, Roxy! You know that DiVa can’t just ignore her loves! They’re your fans too, after all! They love The Dollhouse! Isn’t that right?!


The High School kids cheer as DiVa happily claps.


Sweet Roxy: Well, the girls might be fans because they want to be us. I’m pretty sure the boys just want to plow you like a cornfield.


DiVa: Oh my gosh, don’t be so crass! DiVa’s adoring fans would never think such lewd things!


Sweet Roxy: Oh yeah? How about you let them physically touch you for hugs then instead of being 30 feet away from all of them?


DiVa: No thank you! This is fine! We’re fine here! She was just kidding, everyone, that’s not going to happen!


Sweet Roxy: Thought so. But I don’t blame you. Are we about done here? The smell of this place is giving me a headache…


DiVa: You have to endure it, Roxy! How else can properly identify with our opponents before the show?


Sweet Roxy: Do you even remember their names?


DiVa: Of course! I remember their names, of course! They’re practically fans of us! Why else would they spend so much time trying to pretend that they can play with us? Why else would they keep doing bad things to make us have to keep having matches with them? Because they just want to spend more time with The Dollhouse! Just like the kids here! They adore being in our presence, no matter how much we want nothing to do with them! That’s why we endure all of this, Roxy! The smells! The horrible places! The people who smell in these horrible places! We aren’t just some silly little wrestlers! We are STARS! And being a star means that you have to put up with all of it, because in the end, it’s worth it! In the end, they’re all going to know us and believe in us and support us because they simply have nothing better to do with their lives! That’s what this tour is all about!


DiVa stands up as Roxy tries to split her attention between seeing what her partner is doing and the memes on her phone.


DiVa: Just look around! This is something that only The Dollhouse can handle! We are strong, fierce women that don’t know how to quit because we love making sure that our fans believe that we believe in them, and that makes them believe in us! If The Wiley Boys were here, you know what they’d be doing? They’d be outcasts already and getting stoned behind the bleachers like they did when they were actually in school! What would Grind Zero be doing if THEY were here? You’ve seen Daniel Dragon! He’d talk his friend Jim Anderton into helping him shoot up this school just to get some payback for all the bullying he clearly endured when he was in high school! They’d find comfort in being back in a high school gym where they thrived! Where they were big fishes in a puddle, but when the show is over, what do THEY have to offer? Nothing! Nothing at all! They don’t belong here! This is DiVa’s World! This is Roxy’s World! This is The Dollhouse’s World now, and there’s nothing that they can do to stop the inevitable, no matter how much they try to steal matches from us! No matter what! You know where they are right now? They’re in some normal gym! Working out like they’re the stars of the show, but you know what? They aren’t, and they never will be! They belong in this gym! Not with a line of fans desperately waiting to get their autograph, but with a dozen local hicks that just wanted to see some ‘rasslin’ that paid top dollar of 5 bucks to get in to see them perform flips onto the unforgiving floors for their entertainment! They belong putting on hour long technical matches that most of the audience has fallen asleep watching here!


A High School Boy with a notebook touches DiVa on her shoulder.


Boy: Sorry, but I’ve been trying to ask if I could get your--


DiVa: NO TOUCHING! UNHAND DIVA!


Multiple Security Members tackle the boy and drag him off.


Sweet Roxy: Don’t you people have any manners?! DiVa could have been killed! What if that boy had been a Ground Zero fan?! They’re psychos! He could have stabbed her! What if he had been a Wild Boys fan?! He… Oh, wait, they don’t have fans.


DiVa: Always such a problem. Little boys that don’t know their boundaries. DiVa always hates to be a meanie, but you don’t leave her any choice, do you? You think that you can do anything you want, and why? Because we’re weak women to you? Because you’re delusional boys who don’t know any better? There’s a good reason why you’re here in this gym, and it’s not because you go to school here. It’s the same reason why The Wilder Boys and Grunge Zero spent their lives in gyms like this, and in Bingo Halls, and in foreign arenas that nobody cared about then and nobody will ever care about. You were born losers. You were born men, and men think that they own the World. They don’t. They do what we want them to. They have the illusion of power, just like how our opponents think they’re in control because they rob The Dollhouse of matches and steal victories. It’s an illusion of power they have because they spent their lives having nothing and this is all they have to compensate it for.


Sweet Roxy takes a picture with her phone of the high school boy being dragged away by security as an unhappy DiVa looks on; brushing off any possible dirt from her nice pink dress.


DiVa: DiVa has no sympathy for people like you. Little boys that never learned their manners. Little boys that scratched and clawed from nothing so they could convince themselves that nothing isn’t where they belong. You couldn’t be more wrong. Nothing is all you deserve. Nothing is exactly where you belong. DiVa and Roxy were born to play our roles. We are the Queens placed on the board, and you’re just the pawns who made it to the otherside and decided to call yourselves Kings. No matter how you dress, no matter how you look, no matter what you accomplish - you’re still just pawns in our game when it all comes down to it, and that’s what you’ll go back to when The Dollhouse says so. Look around and take it all in. The Dollhouse will never return to this disgusting little gym ever again, but you will. You’ll come here, and you’ll come here again, and you’ll come here after that for the rest of your lives. Because no matter how hard you try to fight what you are, you will never be able to overcome your pathetic existences. You’ll always lose when it comes down to it because that’s what you were born into. That’s what you’ll always do, because it’s all you know. You’ll fail to overthrow us again, and again, and again, until you give up or this company gets tired of seeing you and throws you back here where you can call yourselves Kings without us there to take your crown and show everyone what a pathetic little pawn you really are.


DiVa almost completely frowns before suddenly turning it into a smile and returning to her bubbly persona.


DiVa: But it’s okay! Everything is okay, my loves! Rude little boys sometimes don’t know how to properly behave and they need some guidance, and DiVa loves to help out the less fortunate! Rude little boys especially love to enter someone else’s home and make a mess of it, and that’s exactly what they plan to do, isn’t it? That’s okay! Not a problem! Because they made a big mistake in walking into our lovely home. They don’t belong in it, just like they don’t belong in the ring with us. Just like they don’t belong in the spotlight! Only the beautiful AND talented get to be in the spotlight! And that’s why they won’t last! They never do! They don’t know the proper rules of The Dollhouse, and they’ll pay for it! Oh my gosh they will pay for it! And they’ll get punished the way their mommys should have punished them so long ago! And in the end, DiVa knows that they’ll listen to her songs, and they’ll understand they’re meaning like how it’s okay to be who you really are! And that’s all DiVa wants! For everyone to be who they really are! For everyone to accept exactly where they belong! It’s such a nasty bitter pill to swallow, DiVa knows! It’s like taking your medicine! You know it tastes bad, but you know it’s what’s best for you! And this… This is what’s best for you. It’s what’s best for everyone. Life will be better without you. All of you. Can’t wait though! Come on, Roxy! Let the Dollhouse Tour continue!


Sweet Roxy: Oh thank God!


DiVa and Roxy blissfully take their leave, ignoring the remainder of fans still waiting for autographs and the boy being assaulted by the iDoll Entertainment security.
Layne Kurobane
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 13th 2019, 12:01 am by Layne Kurobane
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All men dream of such a day! A day of infamy! A day of Legend! A day where immortality can be taken, but a day where it all and more can be wiped from everything that they have fought so hard to come to fruition! It is a dream! A dream that is dreamt even as a mere child! Fragmented - it slowly pieces itself together throughout the years until it becomes clear to them! Layne Kurobane never dreamed of this day! He dreamt of chances! Opportunities! Moments to prove that a mere stray dog could become something greater on his once lonely journey! Now at his back stands those that do not allow him to falter no matter what challenges lie ahead! A legacy that has been written in permanent ink and cannot be erased! A piece of gold that has helped guide him to this moment where the World will witness him and all that he has accomplished! Dreams were a futile endeavor to him, but now they feel possible! Any other man would be satisfied with this dream coming true! A stage for them to prove themselves worthy! A stage for millions to see them! A stage unlike any other! Layne Kurobane’s final destination awaits, and with it, the end to this blissful dream he has been living!


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I’ll be honest, I’ve got nobody but myself to blame.


A couple weeks ago, I made a mistake, and I’ve paid for it ever since. Because while I’ve spent the last year of my career focused on nothing but winning whatever match I’ve been in, I made a fatal error and I let myself get distracted simply because I was absolutely ASTOUNDED that a man who I’ve heard is one of the most vicious, one of the most cunning, and one of the most relentless competitors in this company… Well, resorted to standing up and trying to get everyone’s attention like a child at a birthday party that wasn’t his. I mean, in all honesty I think I would have actually preferred if you’d just walked to the ring and beaten me within an inch of my life, Nate, because not only would you have lived up to all those words I’ve heard describe you, but at least then I’d have a proper excuse for a loss I took to your lackey. I’m sure you had some very symbolic, brilliant reason for doing what you did and it totally wasn’t because you didn’t want to get physical after almost being put into a coma by your sister before it, BUT I’d be lying to you if I said that after waiting this long for you to cross my path that I’m just a wee bit disappointed. See, I’m not as much of an idiot as you believe I am. I knew you’d be here. I knew you’d come knocking at my door sooner or later and really you didn’t need to waste all that energy making it happen. When I told you that all you ever had to do was ask for this match, I really, truly meant it. You wasted both of our time going about it the way you did, but then again, you’re all about wasted time and effort, aren’t you? I watched your work while you were playing around, killing time with the likes of whoever you felt like playing with. I figured it was just a matter of time before you got bored enough to pretend like you give a shit about the Spartan Championship, but I was really getting worried there for a second when you were so desperate for something to do that you pursued even your own sister and despite winning STILL felt like the loser. I mean come on, Nate, I don’t know if YOU pay attention to “OWA Embedded” but let me see…


The gist of it here is “Not broken; minor ligature tears”.


Is that all? Is this what it’s come to? All this time you’ve spent being some sick, sadistic son of a bitch that’s lived in infamy, and you couldn’t even manage to successfully break your sister’s arm? Oh come on, Nate! It’s like you’re not even trying! Get your head in the game! But hey, whatever it takes to get you to do something else, right? It ended the match, and here you are, right? Wrong. Wrong, Cage. I waited all this time for someone who I felt might actually give me a run for my money for once because you spent all this time looking for other things to do. I was starting to think the day would never come, but lo and behold, it finally did, and it felt SO… So anticlimactic. Like I’d gotten my expectations up way too high waiting for a challenger that could get me further than I’ve ever been, and instead of being the man I’d heard about for so long, you chose to be the man that you really are underneath all of that bravado and self-righteous bullshit. You chose NOT to be the man that’s put on brilliant performances out there in that ring, Cage. You chose to be the man that’s spent the entirety of his career so far needing a crutch to constantly keep him going. You chose to be the man that desperately needs allies to make himself look every bit as good as he pretends to be, and sure enough, there you were, fucking with my match. That’s what it all came to. That’s what all the wait had been for. Nate, let’s face it, you knew I’d accept your challenge. You knew it long before you tried to make a fool out of me. And yet you did it anyway, and like I said, I’ve got nobody but myself to blame. I let this happen. I let YOU happen. I did nothing but feed this delusion you have for yourself by letting you distract me, and I’ve paid for it ever since. You knew I’d give you this match, but you don’t deserve it. Not for a second. If I had my choice, it would be your buddy, Donny Dragon, in this match right now and you could go waste your time playing with someone else in another glorified piss break. Donny may be an idiot and he may not have even won if not for you, but that doesn’t matter, does it? He won. He beat me, and for that I wouldn’t even hesitate to face him again. But you, Nate? All you did was show up. All you did was nothing. And nothing is all you do.


And that’s truly why this isn’t just your match.


Instead we’ve got company. And I’ll admit, it’s kind of a conflicting feeling because I know that I’m supposed to feel worried that the odds are my reign as Spartan Champion is coming to an end, but I also just really, REALLY want to laugh at all the effort Nate wasted to get me one on one, only to have to share his spot. Jeff, I’m not gonna pretend like I’m not indebted to you, because I am. Not because you’ve saved me or anything, but because there is absolutely nothing more hilarious than you making an absolute bitch out of Nate and his buddies every time he tries so hard to make this about just him and I. I really just can’t thank you enough, and I owe you one for giving me a reason to keep playing his games. I’ll happily buy you a drink sometime, but unfortunately that’s where paying off my debt ends. See, I’ve heard plenty about you too, and all the wonderful little things you’ve done. Hell, I owe you again for giving me a reason to make fun of Donny Dragon the other week after you beat him and took the Keys to the Kingdom, but, again, that’s not enough to warrant more than a drink, which I’m sure you’d be fine with because you never really intended to just be handed anything, right? No, that’s more of a Nate Cage thing to do. You took everything you’ve gotten. You made a statement. You threw the gauntlet down, and I once again just can’t thank you enough, because I knew you’d come around too eventually. It was a matter of time, because I’ve spent so Goddamn LONG going through every possible competitor on this roster and yet no matter how good they were and no matter how hard of a fight they gave me, all I could hear was “Jeff X” and “Nate Cage” when people asked about possible challengers. I was never gonna be the one to come to either of you, and I never needed to be, because I knew you’d come to me eventually. I’ve never been concerned with the fact that I’m the longest reigning Champion in OWA and I’ve done this or done that - the fact is that I’m the prettiest girl at the Ball right now and you two have no choice but to ask me for a dance.


So, let’s dance then, shall we?


So many fucking people have been in my ear since day one like little devils on my shoulder telling me how I should feel. Even the ones who have absolutely no idea who I am or what I’m capable of - just always trying to tell me how I should feel. They’ll tell me that THIS is the challenge I should be worried about. No, how about THIS challenge. Maybe THIS challenge. It’s always THIS one, isn’t it? The one in front of me is always the one that’s gonna knock me back down to Earth and send me spiraling back into being just some stray dog again. Here’s some news for you people: I’ve always been just some stray, and this Spartan Champion won’t change that. I’ve always been on my own and I’ve always simply survived. I stood around waiting for a Nate Cage or a Jeff X to come along and knock on my door, and now here they both are at the same time, and you think that WORRIES me? I’d absolutely THRILLED! THIS is the challenge I’ve been waiting for! THIS is all that I’ve ever wanted, and I couldn’t be pleased. There’s not a doubt in my mind that I’m going to win, and there’s not a single soul on Earth who would make me think any differently. I’m the best. I’m the absolute best in the World, and I’ll prove it in this match, and I’m gonna prove it in my next defense, and the defense after that. I don’t call myself “The Best” as some little motivator to keep me going - I AM THE BEST. So why the fuck should I worry? I won’t. I never will. I want this more than you could possibly imagine. I love doing this. I love playing this gambit. I love it more than life itself, and I’ll go all in and roll the dice every single time without hesitation, because I’m not getting any further any other way. If you can beat me, then by all means, do it. I’ll get back up, and I’ll beat you when I come back around. It’s never made me falter. But if you can’t beat me, and you’re not every bit as good as you believe you are, then don’t waste my time. I’ll take your crutches and beat you with them. I’ll take your Keys and shove them down your throat. But most of all, I’ll take my Spartan Championship, and hold it higher than I ever have before, just so that the both of you get to see it, one last time.


I’ve waited a long time for the two of you, so don’t let me down.


Go for broke.


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Beyond! Beyond! Beyond!! Layne Kurobane has no end to this dream! Where all dreams come to an end, he would sooner awaken from it and force it to keep playing no matter what the odds may be! No matter what challenge lies ahead of him! Cinderella stories all come to an end when the clock strikes midnight, and yet, Layne gambles on it and fights even when midnight comes! Even when all else seems lost! Even if he has nothing left within him! He fights, as he has spent his entire life fighting! A stray dog knows nothing else! Only survival! Only moving on! It is what has stirred this storm around him every time and pulled enemies within the eye of it! Layne Kurobane has never concerned himself with dreams, because dreams end when the dreamer awakes! Layne will go beyond! He will march on! Beyond the barrier placed before him! No matter how tough it may be! No matter how durable it is! No matter what he has to do! He will break through it just to survive! Just to keep going! Just to go beyond!!!


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Father Nathan Fiora
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 6th 2019, 11:39 pm by Father Nathan Fiora
Teams this week, huh?  What an interesting night with an even more interesting, debatably crazy, man in Moongoose McQueen.  Goose, let’s just talk like adults since both you and I haven’t really talked...ever. We don’t have much history together, but you’ve definitely changed from our last encounter.  Not just a year ago were you giving up, saying that there was no point to anything, but now you’ve made it to the very top. You had a fantastic bout with Scott Oasis at Divine Retribution, but you ultimately lost that bout, no matter what crazy things you had on your mind.  However, you have time to make up for that loss in the journey to Final Destination. While you are completely insane and I honestly fear my life around you, we both have the same goals in mind. You and I are an odd pairing, but fitting to say the least. We want to prove the world wrong about us; we don’t want to be perceived as B+ players; just midcard guys opening the curtains for the biggest stars of the companies we’ve been in.  You’re privileged enough to be in the Ascensions to the Heavens ladder match, while I still have no match, but we’ll see what happens in the next week. I’m sure you dream of being in the main event of FD, as do I, but we have to make the best of what we have. I’m given the short end of the stick, but I’m alive; there’s no bad blood between me or anyone about this. 

I’ll get my opportunities by proving how good I am on this mic and in the ring.  I’m the SoundCloud Savior, bringing my music to the masses who absolutely need it. We’re in an age where anyone with a microphone can become a huge star. I mean look at that Catch Me Outside girl, she made it big in the biz, so why can’t someone like me, charismatic and has an amazing voice, make it in this business? This week, we get to face some guy with a weird name and our good ol’ pal RD3. Udy, who even are you, my dude? I know you’re just a rookie here, but that’s no way to address a former and future champion like myself.  I am Nathan Fiora, one of the most decorated wrestlers of all time, winning titles all over the world. Yet you just refer to me for a brief moment? How dare you do that to my and my sister’s legacies? I’m not trying to be arrogant here, but you don’t realize who you’re facing this week. Our team alone has held more titles than most of the Kingdom roster combined. Yeah, so it’s a big deal that you’re facing two guys who will make you look like a million bucks. I’m a former hardcore champion and new breed champion and that’s only counting my accomplishments in *name redacted*.  I’ve been out of in-ring competition for the past year, yet I’ve started out with one of the strongest introductions someone’s gotten here. Everyone knows who I am, Udy, but do people know who you are? Maybe, or they must ignore you enough to not know you exist in this place. The only reason you’re a person of relevance to me right now is because you’re teaming with RD3 this week, which is a man I really respect. So I’ll keep it to that for you and I wish you the best of luck, son. 

RD3, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen ya around buddy. You’re one of the most talented guys I’ve ever seen, but I’m afraid to say that this week is mine.  Moongoose isn’t getting that W; I am. I’m sorry pal, but I’m going to FD and if this match is what determines that, I’m gonna do everything that I can to make sure I do. While that may mean that you’re not possibly going to the event, I can promise you that you’ll make it next year, partner. This version of me isn’t letting anyone but me determine what I receive. If I lose a match, that’s on me. I lost my match last week against Jeff X because I messed up. I beat Adelmar because I did everything in my control to take out the beast of a man. I have been incredibly successful in both ventures and this week, you’ll see why OWA wanted me in the first place.  I’m Final Destination-bound and I’m only looking up from here because I’m me; a man who doesn’t take failure for an answer. A loss or two won’t deny me of the ultimate revelation; me holding a world title in OWA. I don’t care who I have to get through or who I need to beat, but I’m forcibly taking what I think is mine from now on. I just hope the locker room doesn’t take it personally, but I can’t change what they think I guess. What I can do is make the world see what I’m capable of when my sister is my focus; she motivates me to win titles and seek for the moment. What I was able to do in my match against Keelan is nothing compared to what I’d do just to be world champion.  While that may not realistically happen at FD, it will happen very very soon. This is the homestretch, ladies and gents, so put your focus on me and what I’ll be doing. I promise you all that I’ll be changing OWA’s fate in the next few months, so keep my word as that determines that me I am. For those who doubt me like RD3 and Udy: I will save the sound...by shutting you all up once and for all. That’s a wrap.
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 6th 2019, 10:09 pm by Guest
(Moongoose McQueen is shown sitting on top of a ladder. Members of the Shin-SEKAI in masks are also sitting on ladders beside Moongoose, with the Final Destination banner behind then in the background. The Camera is angled from below looking upward towards Moongoose as he begins to look down and speak.)
 
Ok, first of all, It’s Moongoose. Not Mongoose. Moongoose. I don’t know if it’s because you are foreign, or if you can’t read, but you look like an idiot through out that speech. Second, you are making accusations that I am a wannabe anime villain when you are pulling straight from some lonely women’s teen fan fiction about werewolves. No, there is a difference between you and I. What you are trying to be, it isn’t real, but what I am, is very… very real.
 
You see, Innie, (Revy whispers into Moongoose’s ear)….. Outie (Revy whispers again)…Hootie. ….I’m sorry, what is it?.... Udy? ..You sure? Whatever, it doesn’t matter. Look here, Rover, I don’t care if you were raise by wolves or if you were bitten by werewolves, I’ve kicked puppies before. You know? I wouldn’t hesitate to, and I’m sure you are going to come in here, trying to convince me that you are both bark and all bite, but I’d really would appreciate if you would just roll over and play dead, because I have better things to do than concern myself with a boy and his dog.
 
You came to this company at a wrong time, Udy. Guys like you are the last thing on my mind, after all, I have to prepare for the Ascension to the Heavens match, while all you had to do to get into the participation match of Final Destination, the Battle Royal, by simply signing the contract. I don’t doubt you will be drown into that match with Reginald, whose claim to fame was that he was the first one chosen to be in that match, but I’d rather not be a part of such a shallow concept of a match where if you don’t make it into a match, you get put into a ring with everyone else to win the position of “the best” among those not worthy enough to be on the card. And despite being in the Ascension to the Heavens match, I’m still incredibly disappointed that it’s not the main event match. Let this be a message to anyone else in that match. I am better than this. And I am better than each and every single one of you.
 
And by that logic, Udy, Reginald, I am better than both of you. I mean, what is the point of this match happening? You have me, a representative for Kingdom and the favorite to win the match, and then there are you three. 3 men sure to be placed in the Battle Royale match, and I mean it, Nathan Fiora. We might be partnering up this week, but I much rather we didn’t, after all, I have 4 other people here that I could be tagging with instead, but alas, I’ll have to carry both you and your failed music career. Oh how the mighty have fallen, from world title contender to teaming up with Nathan Fiora. This is truly my hell, but I should be grateful that my opponents are you two.
 
Udy, I’m not like Reginald. Sure, I’ll get cocky, arrogant, and underestimate my opponents, but if I saw you coming at me like you did last week, you wouldn’t be here talking at all if you sucker punched me. Unlike Reggie, winning isn’t my priority. It’s about making a statement. I don’t need to win. I just need you to shut the hell up and mind your own damn business, and I’ll use all and any tactic to do that. If you think you can try to humiliate me, beat me, well, try, because either people here don’t quite see the point I’m trying to make, or they never get enough of seeing me try to make it. Because I will make your life a living hell. Understand that this doesn’t need to be about us. You don’t need to have anything to do with me or the Shin-SEKAI. I want you and everyone else to understand this. I don’t do this for the glory. I’m not like the other participants of the Ascension to the Heavens match, where they have to make up for some sorry failed attempt at the gold. I don’t need the world title. No, I intend to win this match just so whoever, preferably Scott Oasis, is the world champion, I want them to know, that at any moment, I can take away what is so precious to them. And if that makes me like some kind of anime villain, so be it. But personally, I think I’m much worse
 
To say I hide behind a mask, when in truth, I hide nothing. I’m open about my history, my self-indulgence, and my weaknesses. Hell, by doing so, I’m fearless. And Udy, I’ll give you credit for your sorry attempt to show your bravado, I can, and I will expose it as nothing more than smokes and mirrors. You are not the first of people that I’ve put down, and you will most certainly not be the last, and you are thiiiiiiiiiis close to ending your own career if you choose to continue to push my buttons. Someone ought to push you on a leash before something bad happens to someone so young. But if you ask me, Udy, I, Moongoose McQueen ending your career and aspirations early on might be for the best, before you end up being like that of Reginald Dampshaw III and Nathan Fiora. … Useless. … useless… Useless.
Keelan Callihan
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 6th 2019, 9:50 pm by Keelan Callihan
God fucking damn, I am awesome.

Oh how I would kill to be a fly on the wall in Jon McAdams’ house right now. I would do anything to just know how he was feeling and how he is coping with the way I sent him packing a couple of weeks ago. I hope he’s still feeling the immense pain I gave him when I smacked him over the back with his own cane. I hope he’s still heartbroken over the fact that he can never go back on his word if he ever showed up in an OWA ring again. Jon, it was nice knowing you, you stupid mother fucker.

I look ahead now at what’s to come and in just over a week’s time is Final Destination. The biggest show of the calendar year. Thus far, my personal crusade to rid of this company of all of its wrongs is in full swing. Kevin Maverick, pinned. Nathan Fiora, pinned. Jon McAdams, gone.

Hans Olsen is next.

Hans you seemed like you had a lot to say about me earlier this week. Sorry that I’ve taken so long to respond. I know you’re probably itching at the bit and constantly checking to see if I’ve said anything, but I’ve been pacing myself. The truth, Hans, is that I have had no real reason to want to respond to you in a prompt manner. To me, you mean absolutely fucking nothing. You mean as much to me as Kevin Maverick meant to me when I was facing him weeks back. And I know you can’t wait to step inside the ring with me on Kingdom and that’s great. I’m glad I still have fans. But I don’t want to hear your personal opinion about why I attacked Jon McAdams from behind a couple of weeks back. Truthfully, and I mean this with every possible offence, I don’t care what you think about it. I’m not walking into Kingdom this Sunday for a therapy session with you I’m walking into Kingdom this Sunday with the mentality that I am going to walk all over you, mate. You expected better than what I did to Jon? Have you ever even watched anything I’ve done in the past couple of years? I superkicked my ex girlfriend for fuck sake. I’m on my I-don’t-give-a-fuck mentality and it’s what’s been elevating me back to the top of the company to where I truly belong.

Here is the difference between me and you Hans. You’ve realized that you’re capable of winning the OWA World Championship one day. Great. As for me? I know that I WILL win it one day. And the direction that I’m running towards that day could be very soon. Hans, any idiot is capable of winning any championship belt if they set their mind to it. You have been stagnant for a long time though and if you have any plans of being the biggest thing in this company anytime soon, you’d best do all you can to break out of it soon before you become about as irrelevant as Finnegan Wakefield. Perhaps a reality check is something that you need because you can’t keep going the direction that you’re going if you plan on making it big here.

I learned that the hard way.

No Hans, I don’t expect you to back down from me. I don’t expect you to quit and I don’t expect you to surrender. I, in fact, expect you to bring your A-game on Kingdom this Sunday. That’s where your reality check will come in because even on your best possible day Hans, you could never beat me on my worst. It’s a good thing that admit to your flaws about how you get your ass handed to you most of the time here on Kingdom. That’s a good first step towards getting better; admitting to them. This Sunday though, things won’t be getting better for you when I hand you this loss. If you truly believe you have more fighting spirit in yourself than I got then you’re evidently blind. You probably would have won a championship or something by now if that was the case, let alone a fucking match. And yes you’re right, I haven’t won a title for a few years. But that’s because I’m bigger than titles. You and I have had a similar past couple of years but the difference is that I figured out a way to break out of that slump of bad luck while you’ve remained at a standstill. So you can use the same poor excuse that every other opponent that’s lost to me has used about me not winning titles, it still won’t change the fact of my position on this roster. You’ve been on Kingdom now for what, five months? I’ve been back for less than two and I’m already considered at a much higher regard than you.

So keep at your high school playground insults. “You always tap when someone applies a submission hold on you”. Dumbass. Have you ever seen literally any of my matches? I’ve tapped out ONCE and that was at Game Over. You speak so highly of your Ankle Lock but how many people have you really beaten with it? Doesn’t sound so threatening to me. You don’t scare me, Hans. I barely give you a second thought that’s how little you mean to me. But on Kingdom, you will fall to me and I will go onto Final Destination to run upon my next stepping stone.

The Killer is coming.
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 6th 2019, 10:47 am by AlexScott
Rough Start Of The Journey
 
 
(We open up and we are outside in the sunny but cold day in Philadelphia and we are at the Museum of Art and we are standing in front of The Rocky statue. We pan around and we see Alex Scott. Alex who is wearing some army camouflage jeans, a Nike hooded jacket and a baseball cap.)

"It's been a rough start of my journey here in OWA. Let's be frank, I've not won a match. Either as a single competitor or a tag team partner. I've not been on a winning side yet. And I say the word YET with all the passion and the conviction in my heart because I know I can I know I can get winning very soon. Sooner than you all think. This week I get to face-off with Layne Kurobane. I get to face-off with Layne Kurobane and it's already giving me Goosebumps."

(Alex allows passerby walk past without getting in the camera shot)


"And the reason I'm getting Goosebumps is because Layne is one hell of a talent. But not at the start of his career was it Layne. No. You were nicknamed "Wasted Potential" when you first started. When you first started everyone was calling you a never was. Let alone being a challenger for a championship. That's where in some way you and I Layne are the same. You and I are the same because I know I'm better than what my results have been and I know someday soon I'll be challenging for a championship title aswell."

(Alex pauses)

"I'm not a man who walks off a job because it's not going my way. I'm not a quitter. I'm thankful for this match with you Layne but know this. It's not getting under my skin. Most people would have walked away from the scene if they had suffered losses like I have early in my career. But like I said. I'm NO QUITTER. I lace-up and I fight on. Which is what I'm gonna be doing against you. Fighting like my life is on the line because in some ways people can say it is. My time here in OWA could be that of other quitters if I allow it. But I will not do that."

(Alex pauses and looks up at the sky)

"I know I'm as good as the people you've mentioned. I'm as good as Jeff X and I'm as good as Nate Cage. All I know is just to win and that will prove it. I need to carry on with that win and win again. Continue to win and then I've prove it. You're just the first win under my belt Layne. That first win will catapult me into the being contender for championship titles. So thank you. Thank you for the chance of beating you and showing the world what I can do."

(Alex looks up at The Rocky Statue)

"Do you see The Rocky Statue? Of course you do Layne. It cannot be missed. But do you know the true story behind it. The true story behind it is of every underdog in the world and every person in the future who think they cannot achieve their goals. I know I can achieve my goals. I know I can beat anyone in OWA. I can beat anyone anywhere else too. No matter what company there in. I'm not gonna be just a pebble in the road. I'm gonna be like this statue .I'm gonna be a landmark in OWA for years to come. I'm looking forward to this match Layne. I know this match can be a classic but the outcome isn't what your hoping for. The outcome will see me shock the entire OWA with this win. I need it more. I need that one-shot and then I can run with the ball and head to the top."

(Alex pauses)

"So Layne thank you for this match. But I'm not gonna end up like you and be nicknamed "Wasted Potential". I'm not gonna be five or ten years from now still looking for a championship title match. I'm heading for that now with a win over you. I'm looking to get a championship title match sooner rather than later. I'm gonna be walking out with my arm raised and my first win. Know that."

(Scene ends)
Layne Kurobane
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 5th 2019, 3:09 pm by Layne Kurobane
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Destiny! It is a force that man has chased and run from since the dawn of time! An entity that cannot be reasoned with! It cannot be escaped! Layne Kurobane stands before what very well may be his own destiny! A fate potentially worse than death! An endgame that could lead to immortal glory! It does not care for what he intends to accomplish! It has never cared! And it never will! No man is greater than his destiny! They remain chained to it, no matter how much they struggle! No matter how much they fight against it! It drags their bodies along, kicking and screaming! The past lurks behind, but you cannot return to it! All you can do is more forward! Onward to your destiny! Into the mouth of your fate, whether it chews you up and spits you out, or swallows you whole!

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Have you ever heard of the “original thought theory”?

It’s pretty simple. It says that whatever you think up, no matter how hard you work at it or how elaborate you try to make it, has already been thought of. It’s already been said by countless others throughout the history of the World. It’s just regurgitated words that never truly belonged to you, no matter how hard you try to take ownership of them.

And yet…

Here I am, standing between two men who believe that they are the change that inevitably comes. Two men that believe in their heart of hearts that their way of doing things is what the Spartan Championship deserves. That I have been either a bad Champion, or have simply reached my expiration date, or maybe it’s a little bit of both. But when you wipe away the little cult they reached stardom with, and when you wipe away the beer drinking and rebellious attitude, what are they? They’re just words. Words I’ve heard before. Words I’ll never stop hearing. Words that aren’t original, and never have been. Never had a chance to be. I get so tired of words, you know? I’m the longest reigning Champion in this company, and that didn’t happen because I heeded the words of every single person in my way who assured me that would be the final nail in my coffin. I just let my actions speak for themselves, because that’s always been where I had the edge of them, because why believe someone like me is going to beat them? Who am I to them? Who am I to anyone? This Championship around my waist is a double edged sword that I can’t run from, and one I don’t ever intend to run from. It may very well make me the best Champion in this company, but so long as I hold it, I’ll never be considered the best. Not the true best. They’d rather cling to my losses than to my victories, because to them, this Championship is a means to an end, and nothing more. Guys like Nate Cage couldn’t care less about what I’ve done for this Championship or what he wishes to do with it. The moment he makes it his, it’ll be about what he has to do next to move on from it and become World Champion. And that doesn’t make you original. It doesn’t make you powerful. And more than anything, it doesn’t make you the Spartan Champion.

BUT…

This isn’t about Nate Cage. It certainly isn’t about Jeff X. They’re still in the distance, waiting for their turn, and they can spend these remaining days clinging to what they could have in the future, but I’d rather live in the present. I’m not dealing with either of them. Final Destination is still a week away, and so much can happen in a week, right? What if I were to go worrying about defending my Spartan Championship a week from now and not even realize that another man that’s not even a part of the equation is bitchslapping the taste out of my mouth? The only thing I’m concerned about is what’s put in front of me when it all comes down to it, and what’s in front of me right now is a man who has yet to make a name for himself here. And I know that all too well. It wasn’t long ago that I was nothing more than a stray dog without a home to call his own, and maybe deep down I still am. Maybe maintaining that mindset that I’ve got nothing to truly lose is what’s kept me going all this time. It’s certainly what’s going to keep me marching towards Kingdom against you, Alex. I hope you’re watching. I really do, because I want you to take at least one snippet of advice from me, no matter where your head is right now:

Beat me at any cost.

That’s all I ask of you. Do anything and everything that you have to do to beat me on Kingdom. This isn’t just some exhibition for me. This is every bit as important to me as Final Destination is, because if you give me your absolute BEST when you have absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain… Then there are no excuses when it all comes down to it. Not a single one. There are people right now that have their eyes on me, Alex. They’re not particularly interested, but they’ll watch, and they’ll watch to see what I do. They’ll watch to see if Nate Cage of Jeff X strikes. They’ll watch to see how the Spartan Champion progresses, and when it all comes down to it, whether you like it or not, you are nothing short of a footnote as of right now. When this is all written in the history books, no one is gonna remember who I took on in my final match before Final Destination. That’s not arrogance, Alex. I’m not calling my shot. I’m just giving you a glimpse of what’s to come if you can’t get the job done. It gets under your skin, doesn’t it? I know it does, because it happened to me too. Nobody wants to be just an extra in someone else’s story. You have the opportunity of a lifetime, and I’m telling you with as much conviction as I can muster that you shouldn’t squander it. Give these people a reason to look at you. Give people a reason to question whether I can still get the job done, because of what you’ve accomplished at my expense. Give me your everything, and I’ll give you mine, because this match is every bit as important to me as the one that’s waiting for me next week!

Right now, Nate is just waiting it out. He’s just waiting to walk through the man he’s competing with. That’s all he does, and that’s all he’ll ever do. I won’t do that to you, Alex. You are just as good as Nate Cage. You’re just as good as Jeff X. But you will lose every bit as hard as they will if I have anything to say about it. Fight against everything that’s labeling you as just some pebble in my road, because if you don’t, then that’s all you’ll ever be. Just another pebble in the road. No one will think about what you did to get here. No one will care what you intend to do next. No one will ever remember that you had this match. So I’m telling you to make the most of it, because I promise you, I will.

Go for broke.

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He refuses! Layne fights it, no matter how futile his efforts may be! The chains around his body tighten more with every passing second, and yet he continues to fight this battle! His destiny drags him along, and yet he refuses to let it decide for him! He chooses to decide what his true final destination may be! Those have come along, looking to choose for him! They have failed! One after another! No matter how hard they may try! Layne Kurobane has foiled their intents time and time again! He has struck them down and chewed them apart! He has dragged them into this storm! He continues to fight it! He contends with his destiny! Until he decides! Until he takes control! Until he chooses his own destiny!!!


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Jake Keeton
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 4th 2019, 7:17 am by Jake Keeton
Jake sat in the toilet cubicle, sucking in breaths harder than he had ever done before.  Sweat clung to his body and dribbled down his forehead and off the bridge of his nose, splashing on the tiled floor beneath him.  

Pausing for a moment to ensure that he was alone in the arena bathroom, Jake leans over and opens the bag he has brought in with him.  Instead of reaching for the water bottle, he takes the small flask that is hidden inside and takes a long swig. The vodka stings for just a moment before it slides, mercilessly, down his throat.  

Jake wipes his mouth and places the flask back inside his bag as he listens to the chatter and laughter going on in the changerooms.  He had received a few pats on the back and some congratulations, but it had seemed hollow to him. He didn’t know these wrestlers, and they didn’t really know him.  So instead of mingling, he had made a beeline for the bathroom with his bag and the solitude that a cubicle brought him. Ten years ago he would have been in there, celebrating and laughing with the other wrestlers, yet now, he just wanted to be left alone.

He turned and flushed the toilet, even though he hadn’t used it, and exited the cubicle.  Placing his bag down near the door, he walks to the sink and turns the water on, splashing some on his face in the process.  Once he has done this a few times, he takes a look at his face in the mirror. If he’s being honest, it’s not a pretty sight, even for a bloke who has just wrestled his first match in a decade.  Bags under the eyes, a few extra lines on the forehead and a nose that isn’t as straight as it used to be.

But for all that, Jake can’t help but feel content.  Even though Dax had given him one hell of a match, he had defeated him.  It may not have been in the cleanest way possible, but a win is a win and Jake would take them at this point.  But being inside the squared circle felt like home, and he wanted more of that feeling.

Shaking him out of his thoughts, there was a banging on the bathroom door.

“Yo, Keeton, you in there?”

“Ah, yeah, I am… whose asking?”

“You decent?”

“What?”

“Are you decent?”

Furrowing his brow, Jake can’t quite understand what’s going on.  This bathroom is part of the changerooms, and anyone can come in at anytime they want.  So why the hell is this guy almost asking for permission to come in?
“Yeah, I’m decent.  You know you can come in, right?”

As soon as the words are out of his mouth, a middle aged comes barging in the door, flanked by an older guy with a camera in hand.  The middle aged man is a little pudgy, white enough to burn your retinas and he has glasses that seem to bit a bit too small for his head.  He smiles at Jake and extends his hand.

“Hugh Jass, official Olympus backstage interviewer.  Nice to meet you!”

Jake takes his hand and smiles.  

“Did you say your name was… Hugh Jass?”

“Yes, yes I did” Hugh replies, a hint of annoyance in his voice.  “My parents had a sense of humour, so it seems.”

“Sense of humour?  Sense of stupidity, more like it.”

“You might be right, Jake, but squabbling over my name isn’t why I’m here.”

“If it isn’t then, please, tell me why you’ve barged into the bathroom instead of waiting for me outside.”

“Well” Hugh begins, the jowls of his neck moving rapidly, “we just saw your debut match against Dax Staley and we were hugely impressed.  It’s also just been announced that you’ll be facing Kevin Maverick at the next Olympus show. How do you feel about that?”

“Who is Kevin Maverick?”

Hugh goes to answer but pauses for a moment, as if he doesn’t understand the question.

“Seriously, Hugh… who is Kevin Maverick?”

“He… he was the guy who just got a match for OWA Cruiserweight Title at Clash of the Titans!”

Jake squints for a moment down the camera, before he begins to nod, as if he has just picked out a memory from the very back of his brain.

“Yes, yes, I know who you’re talking about.  He’s the wrestler who just got his head kicked off by that Alison fella, and then got a championship match, right?”

“That’s right, Jake, although that’s not how you pronounce Allesandro’s name…”

“That’s beside the point, Hugh.  So you’re telling me I’ve got a match against this Kevin Maverick in a few days time, yeah?”

“That’s right!  I believe the OWA big wigs were so impressed at your performance tonight that they couldn’t wait to get you back on the card!”

“Really?  Well that kind of pisses me off.  I could have used a few more days off to recover to be brutally honest with you.”

Hugh looks confused again but Jake just laughs at him.

“I’m kidding, of course.  Listen, I didn’t come here to OWA to be a stepping stone or a go between for guys to wrestle prior to a ‘bigger’ match at a Pay Per View.  I know what’s being done here. Let’s stick Alison on commentary and stick Big Kev in the ring with the veteran and allow him to make the challenger for the title look good.

“Well, Hugh, I know you saw the match I just had with Dax.  That young buck, full of energy and bravado, gave me everything he had… and he still couldn’t get the job done.  I have no doubt he’ll be sulking in a dark corner, writing poetry about how the world is against him, after that loss.  You can argue about the foot on the rope, but he wasn’t kicking out of that.

“And my point is this, Hugh - Dax couldn’t beat a 40 year old man who is not even 50% fit and would rather look at girls and drink beer than work out in the gym like someone of my age should be doing.  He threw all he had at me and still, it wasn’t enough. So what makes Big Kev think he’ll be any different? What makes him think that he’ll just be able to turn up, finish me off and move on to Clash of the Titans?”

“Well, Jake, I believe…. “

“I’ll stop you there, Hugh.  The fact of the matter is that I’ve already proven that I have the quality and the talent to match it with anyone in this company.  I don’t care if you’ve just walked in the door, or if you’ve been here since day one. That means nothing to me.”

“So, Kevin Maverick.  I know what you’re capable of.  The last time I saw you in action, you couldn’t even see a kick to the face coming.  You waffled on for a few minutes and then had your teeth kicked in by a guy with a name that makes him sound as though he’ll be in future remake of the Twilight series.  I also look forward to hearing your response where you wax lyrical about your skills, how I’m old, how I love a drink and how your destiny is to win the OWA Cruiserweight Title at Clash of the Titans.”

“My advice?  You won’t even make it there.  So say what you gotta say, Kev.  Get it out and then get your skinny little arse in the ring, quick, so I can show you what real wrestling is all about.”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get changed and unless you want to see why they called me ‘Tripod’ in college, you’ll want to head back out the door you came in.”

Jake simply smiles as Hugh fumbles and mumbles and backs out of the door.

As soon as he’s gone, Jake shakes his head and reaches for his bag.  Pulling out the flask, he takes another long drink of vodka as he ponders which pub he’ll end up in for the evening.
Jordan Rattler
Enter Rattler
Post April 3rd 2019, 11:36 pm by Jordan Rattler
Omega, it's time for you to meet the American Patriot. The current and longest reigning ALPHA Wrestling Spirit Champion. At 74 days and counting. I've taken on beasts and mountains, but I have yet to come across a man who's inspiration to wrestling is Picasso. It's strange, it truly is. But it works. It's what drives him as a competitor. And while he may use dirty tactics, I will give him this. He can fight.... But so can I. 
Sunday night in Los Angles California, Jordan Rattler takes on Étienne Laurent in my Omega Wrestling Alliance debut. And it's time to show OWA, why I call myself the Spirit of America, the American Patriot. I'll see you soon Laurent. Very soon...
Jessie B.
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 3rd 2019, 10:14 am by Jessie B.
Knowing what I did to Aria Jaxon, I realized of something: that I’m capable to win The OWA World Championship one day. Yes, Aria Jaxon beat me but I was able to push her to the limits. She knew that I was able to break her ankle hence why she gave me a fight for her life. In the end, it is Aria that will challenge Scott Oasis for his belt at Final Destination and I wish her nothing but the best.

Speaking of Final Destination, I have something to announce but I’ll just wait until Kingdom for it.

Truthfully, I can’t wait until Kingdom this week, not just because I want to announce something, but I’m facing off against The Killer himself: Keelan Callihan. Look Keelan, I saw what you did to Jon McAdams after he announced his retirement two week ago and I expected better than that. I mean, you’re a great in-ring performer and if you truly want to face-off against McAdams, why didn’t you say it to him 2 weeks ago instead of attacking him from behind? You both could have one hell of a match you know? But instead, you decided to go with a coward move and apparently you’re proud of it. It makes me sick what a pathetic human being you really are. Someone clearly needs to give you a lesson and I’m more than willing to give it to you by breaking your ankle, Keelan. 

Sure, you’re so dangerous in the ring with or without weapons when you beat Kevin Maverick a few weeks ago and when you demolished Nathan Fiora in that brutal Extreme Rules Match but if you think for one second I’d back down from you then you’re mistaken. I never back down from anyone in my life. Sure, I got my ass kicked most of time here but you can ask those people how much fighting spirit I have in myself. I always pushed them all to their limits and they always had a fear thoughts everytime I grabbed their ankle. 

But it never worked out, at least not yet.

I’ve shown a fighting spirit, but I haven’t showed myself as a much of a winner. I’m an Olympic Gold Medalist and I remember when one of the veterans in this business, Carlos Rosso who was your old buddy by the way called me legendary. But honestly I’m nothing more than a loser in this sport. My first attempted to try for Professional Wrestling quickly became a joke and was turned into a simple tool for other wrestlers. They used me as either a trampoline or a punching body-bag. I’m upset of course, but I don’t want to back down. I want to accomplish so many things in this sport just like how I did it with my Amateur Wrestling Career and I know I have a long and tough journey to do so but I dare you, Keelan, I will never quit and I will never surrender. 

I’m stubborn and I have a strong mentality to back it up. Do you remember Isaac Thornton? He was my first opponent when I debuted here and he gave me my first lost. He was a great wrestler but the moment he failed to win The Clash of Titans match, he’s nowhere to be seen anymore, just like you were for 8 months after you suffered a defeated at Game Over. Not to mention, you tapped-out anyway. I never tapped out in both my Amateur and Professional Wrestling career. Hell, I had a broken frickin neck and I had to face a Swedish Wrestler in Olympics and I refused to give up both physically and mentally and brought the Gold Medal to USA. It goes without saying that you can always meet me in the ring anytime you want and I have much better fighting spirit in myself than you will ever have. 

You can mock me all you want, Keelan but the fact and truth is you are similar like me in the past 2 years in a way. Yes, I’ve known you since you started your wrestling career. What I noticed is the fact that you haven’t won any single championship since 2016. Don’t get me wrong, Keelan. You’re always a good wrestler but for some reasons, you always failed to win a championship everytime you had a chance to win it since 2016. What happened, Keelan? Is it because you’re a bitch that will always tap-out everytime someone hit a submission move to you? If it’s really the case then you better prepared for your fucking nightmare. Consider this as a karma for what you did to McAdams 2 weeks ago.  I’m the worst guy that you’ll ever meet because I can make you tap-out with my Ankle Lock. You can beg for some fucking mercy when I do that to you this week. I’m ready to snap your ankle and dragging you away to another hiatus. You can apologize to Jon McAdams when I turn my statements into a reality. Unlike Nathan Fiora, I don’t need a weapon to inflict you some pains. I’m my own weapon. I’m ready to destroy you with my own hands. You have to prepare for it, Keelan, because I’m not jooking around. For the first time ever in my professional wrestling career, I’m going to make a bitch tap-out in the middle of the ring.

Oh It’s True! It’s Damn True!
The Udy
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 2nd 2019, 6:31 am by The Udy
The camera shows an empty chair.   A huge dog like creature is sitting beside the chair, all black and fierce eyes. 
Udy saunters into the frame with a bottle of beer in hand and sits down on the chair.  He hands out something to the dog who bites it and walks out of the frame.

“Reginald Dampshaw III, last week’s kingdom I kept my promise and almost replaced you. Infact I did replace you as at end of the bout, when you were just a micro second away from being obliterated, I could see the fear in your eyes. I could feel the chill in your bones and the pestilence in your blood as you came up and close against your ultimate fate.  Did you hear it too Reggie? The howl in your ears?  The fear inducing, blood curling howl that resonated through every fiber of your vile self?”,  Udy scoffs and takes a sip from the bottle.Are you still cowering under the cover and warmth of your bed?”

“But Reggie boy this Kingdom, you will have the opportunity of teaming up with ‘The Real Alpha’.  This week you will stand beside your fate and get a first hand look again at what happens when fate puts you across the constant that is me.” , Udy puts the bottle down and pulls his hair back. “I will keep your date with your fate for a later day.  Because this week you and me, Reggie, we  have a task in hand”

“You see I don’t know the reason and frankly I don’t care for a reason, but some reason you and me are teaming up to face Mongoose and Fiora.  Everytime I think of Mongoose, he seems more and more to be delusional wanna be comic book villain.  Somehow it’s actually cute Mongi.  I mean, I can feel it and I get it.  All your life growing up you wanted to be the hero of your story till you realize there’s no story.  There is no story because you are just not that good enough warranting your story.  So the hidden pre-pubert inside you knocks over and comes out screaming.  And the Mongoose McQueen that we know is born. A mask wearing leader of Shin-SEKAI full of meat heads running around a false prophet.”, The Demon Wolf sighs as the Dog like creature enters the frame again and sits at his feet.

“Mongoose you will feel the wrath of the Demon Wolf at Kingdom come.  I will rip open your mask and show the world your reality.  Not the fearsome leader or the ruthless villain but an emotionally and psychologically traumatized manling with a brain and balls of a emo kid having IQ of room temperature.” , Udy smirks and pets the Dog.

“My second opponent…our second opponent is none other than  ‘The SoundCloud Savior’.  And honestly Fiora, I would actually want you to save the the sound, the music, the symphony as nowadays it has turned into a cacophony of shit noises.  But since you will be standing in the opposite corner, I will have to fight you and put you down.  Ask my partner Reggie boy, what the wrath of Udy is like.  He felt and almost fell before his instinctive vile blood came to his rescue. Nathan Fiora I admire your music and will to fight.  But unfortunately in the wild, music wont help you and your fighting spirit won’t be enough to outdo the Real Alpha.  And unfortunately you will be replaced as well.”  , Udy stands and stretches as Dog stands up as well. 
“Reggie you and me will have our day but this week, either we work as a team or I put you out of the misery for good before I face off the Emo-manchild and the Musical prodigy. Because Reggie its either me or YOUR END! Choose wisely!” , Udy smirks and has a sinister smile on his face.

He then turns around and starts walking off with Dog by his side. 
Bobby Wheeler
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post April 1st 2019, 10:09 pm by Bobby Wheeler
[Nate Cage]
[The Road to End All Roads]
[Ground Zero Compound]
[April 1, 2019]
[A new challenger has arrived]
 
[There is nothing but a wooden chair in a black room, a single light hanging above it. Nate Cage enters, turns the chair backwards and sits down facing the camera. He has a cocksure expression on his face]
 
There will always be bumps in the road, no path is ever as smooth as it seems. I’ve learned that if you have a goal in mind, trouble will always get in the way. I’ve finally got the one thing I wanted, a title opportunity, my first one in what feels like fucking forever. The Spartan Championship is once again within my grasp, but a rather…unexpected individual has decided to try and be an unwitting blockade. Mr. Diakos, sir, allow me to officially welcome you to Kingdom…my Kingdom. You see, you’ve drawn the very shortest of straws I’m afraid. Most newcomers get to test their mettle against someone of equal standing, someone who is trying to fight for their place. You, on the other hand, must have done something to anger the gods. I don’t know why you were selected as a ritual sacrifice before I go on to claim the gold I deserve, but here we are. Between where I sit right now and the sweet taste of championship glory is some meathead Greek cunt, with shit for brains and the personality of the cardboard side of a jigsaw piece.
 
It’s a funny old world, isn’t it? Now, you’re new here, so let me fill you in on just exactly who I am and why you’re royally fucked. My name is Nate Cage. I have a reputation here for not being particularly nice. No, what I do is cripple people, what I do is get in the faces of those who believe themselves to be worthy of anything other than a merciless beatdown by my hand. Look all up and down the Final Destination card, and you’ll see my list of victims. Fuck, just look at two of the world title contenders, the fucking winners of the Alphas and Goddesses Clash of the Titans matches. Aria Jaxon and my dear little sister Natalie, both have lost to me. Even one of my opponents, Jeff X, can never claim to having beat me. I’ve proven to be superior between the ropes than the elite of this company. So, tell me, why the fuck are you going to be that silver bullet, Constantine? What gives you the right to walk into my domain and believe you have even a slither of a chance at leaving with anything other than broken bones?
 
I hate people like you, people who think they’re owed everything right off the bat. You’ve done nothing, accomplished fuck all. You’re looking at a man who has already established themselves as one of OWA’s most valuable assets. Without me to keep cunts like you in line, there’s no order, no uniformity. Everything would become chaos. I serve as a living reminder to people that there is always someone willing to go further in the name of achievement. What are your achievements, Constantine? Do you bench press a lot? Do you wear tight vest because they make you feel like a real man? I’ll tell you what you’re not; you’re not the first ever OWA Tag Team Champion, you’re not the man who brought down the most dominant faction in all of OWA in one night, and you’re not going to beat me. This isn’t a case of me underestimating you, because I know what you’re coming with. You’re coming with hope and nothing more. You hope that you can somehow, someway extract a victory from OWA’s Devil, but hope is for fucking fools, let me tell you.
 
In the last year or so, I’ve been through punishment and pain that would drive a normal man to the brink of insanity. I’ve faced giants of this industry and took everything they had, coming out of the other side with a smile on my face. I snapped my own sister’s arm in half before slipping into a coma, powered only by the will to hurt the woman who wronged me. I introduced Donny Dragon to the fold, my greatest student. A man who is yet to be pinned or submitted in OWA, who just won back-to-back matches on Kingdom and Olympus in the same week – the first person to do that, by the way. I established a group that stands to be draped in gold by the time Final Destination is in the rearview mirror. You? If you even make it onto the card, I’ll be flabbergasted. What are they gonna do? Send your bicycle pump body up a ladder to grab a briefcase? Throw you into a ludicrously crowded TV Title match? It must hurt, knowing that your debut’s inevitably going to end in a loss. Not that I can relate, because I don’t fucking lose. I’ve been pinned three times in my entire OWA career, Constantine. Three fucking times in almost a year. And the men who pinned me were actual fucking men. They weren’t Greece’s answer to Brax.
 
Also, unfortunately for you, you’ve caught me in a good mood that you’ve inadvertently disrupted. I’m supposed to be preparing for a title match, and now I have to warm up by putting your head under my boot and applying pressure until I hear your skull pop. Inconveniencing me is a cardinal sin, Constantine, one that you’re going to learn to pay for the hard way. I don’t know what the future holds for you, dear boy. Maybe one day, you’ll ascend up the ranks and face me when you’re actually credible. Maybe I’ll even let you have a pop at my Spartan Title after I win at Final Destination. Sadly, your fate for this week is sealed and assured: you will try so, so hard to destroy me, and you will realise that you might as well be fighting a shadow. Because Nate Cage bends to the will of no man, and you…you are no man. I look forward to getting to know you more intimately, I hope your family are watching, because daddy’s going to be leaving on a gurney.
 
[STATIC]
Gareth Cason
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 30th 2019, 11:34 pm by Gareth Cason
Olympus Promo #1: “Can’t Earn 'Em All”

(Word Count: 1,428)

March 22nd, 2019

*Gareth Cason stumbles into the backstage area following his match with Monolith. Both having damaged each other considerably. Gareth sat near a monitor, observing a pacing Bull Connors*

*Bull notices Gareth staring at him, his expression immediately sours and he begins making eye contact with him. For a moment, they don’t say a single word to each other, allowing the silence to fill the air and the tension between them to rise*

Gareth: You feelin good after that loss, big guy? You must have taken a few hard hits back there, and yet, you're right back on your feet huh? If only you could have been this spry when you were actually in the match, then you might have been going to Final Destination. Sadly, that just ain't the case. Sadly for you, that is.

Bull: Shut...your fucking mouth, Cason. I really don’t want to hear another fuckin’ word come out of that fat fucking mouth of yours. I am not in the mood for it. I might be willing to tolerate your shit-talking tomorrow, or the day after that. Right now? No. If you keep running your mouth like this, then I really will have to beat the living shit out of you.

*Gareth lets out an audible chuckle in response to this. He reaches up and cracks his neck before speaking*

Gareth: You'd have to take me on like this to beat me, chap. What was your record against me again? Zero and two, was it? Sounds like the record of a winner don't it? I don't think so. Now you're actin’ like a big baby hm? How low can the great former collegiate wrestler fall?

Bull: You motherfucker. You’ve always got some fuckin’ smart-ass reply, don’t you? You always feel the need to get on my fucking nerves and rub the salt into my wounds. You think that you’re still fuckin’ invincible, when just a few weeks ago, you lost to Tarah Nova. You couldn’t beat Sabertooth decisively, and now, you think that you’re hot shit after beating Monolith. Which sounds impressive, except that I’ve beaten him before and in decisive fashion, unlike you. Oh, and aren’t you the guy who was runner-up in Clash of the Titans?

Gareth: We can sit here and throw jabs at each other all night if you want. I promise, I have more on you than you have on me. But I'll be honest. I got some sleep to get and a flight to catch tomorrow morning.

*Gareth rises from his chair and takes a deep breath. He holds his stomach for a moment in pain, but shrugs it off as he makes his way toward the arena’s exit*

*Bull watches him as he walks off, quietly mouthing the following words...*

Bull: That son of a bitch.

March 27th, 2019

*Bull checks his phone after waking up that morning and notices that he’s gotten a text from Gareth Cason*

Gareth's Text: Oi, I heard that you're located in the general Philadelphia area. Well you're in luck. We got a tag team match to train for and my gym is in Philly. The address is [redacted]. Hope to see ya there. Cunt.

*Bull shakes his head in disbelief, he can’t believe that of all the people that he could possibly be tag-teaming with… he’s got to deal with this limey dickhead again*

Bull’s Text: Seriously? Are you sure? This better not be a fucking joke or something.

Gareth’s Text: Nah, dead serious mate. If you ain't there, then I'mma buy all the Rolling Rocks that I can find until there ain't none left for your fat arse.

Bull’s Text: Fine. Just calm your “arse” down, I’ll be there in a little bit.

*Bull drops his phone, lays down and begins to stare at the ceiling, wondering what he’d done to deserve this*

March 30th, 2019

*Gareth hands Bull a Monster Energy T-shirt as they finish another training session in each other's company. Gareth sits down on a bench and begins to prepare a protein shake for himself*

*Bull catches the T-shirt, looks at it, and then throws it off to the side*

Gareth: Nah, I was just sliding into the ring when the ref’s count hit ten. I almost beat Sabertooth. I swear, that cunt was trying to fuck on me. I was obviously in the ring when it happened mate. It should’ve been my win, my victory.

Bull: Sure, whatever you say. You can go ahead and make all of the excuses that you want, but a draw is essentially still a loss. I know that a lot of people use that word to try and make it sound better, make it sound like it’s not as bad as losing, but… do you get anything when a match ends in a draw? Do you get a “congratulations” for getting a draw? Didn’t think so.

*Gareth nods in acknowledgement to Bull’s words before taking a sip of his protein shake. He hands the package of protein powder to Bull and then smiles*

Gareth: You're sure right about that. Now that I think about it, you get more in European Football than you do in wrestling for a draw. In football, a draw nets you a point. In wrestling, it nets you an uncertainty of what exactly led to not being able to put your opponent away and a general unrest in confidence. But hey, you know what? I haven't built a mean streak off of not having confidence when I lose or draw. When I win, and I sure as fuck win a damn lot. It's sweeter because I know that I've earned it. When I lose it's more honorable because I know the other person earned it. Someone like Tarah earned their victory against me. Someone like Miltiades… well, he pinned me while a distraction from you came up. You can't earn ‘em all I suppose. Point is, I can beat Sabertooth. I'm confident in that, I just hope that my tag team partner doesn't  hold me back or weigh me down.

Bull: Look, as much as we may not like each other. As much as I may hate your fuckin’ guts. I’m willing to put that aside and focus on what’s most important. I don’t plan on “holding you back” or “weighing you down”, but what I do plan on doing is getting my hands on Sabertooth. He may have beaten me at Scorched Earth, but the next time that we’ll be stepping in the ring together? I’m going to be leaving the arena with my arms raised. I congratulate him on earning a spot in the Ascension to the Heavens match, but he should know that I don’t plan to “go easy” on him. I will kick his motherfuckin’ ass and prove that I can beat him.

*Gareth smiles at his partner’s enthusiasm then leans his head back a bit before cracking his neck*

Gareth: As for Monolith, I'd really hate to underestimate you. But the fact of the matter is that both of us have pinned you one, two, three in the middle of a wrestling ring before. So, I wouldn't doubt either of our abilities to accomplish the same thing again. To put it bluntly, I know that you're much bigger than me, but you’re still nothing but absolute shite… cunt.

Bull: I have to agree, for all of the big talk that constantly surrounds you. Everyone constantly acts like you’re this formidable force of nature, that just can’t be put down, without your opponents having to unleash every single weapon in their arsenal. Like you’re some foreboding titan that wreaks havoc everywhere that he goes, and yet, you’re not much more invincible-looking than Gareth is. Gareth: What's that supposed to mean? Bull: It means exactly what you think it means. Anyways, the point that I’m trying to make is this: you’re beatable. You’re not an invincible monster. You’re just another man. A man that I’ve beaten and a man that Gareth’s beaten. Nothing more.

Gareth: I really, honestly, think that’s enough talking from the both of us. We’ve said all that we’ve needed to say. As for Sabertooth and Monolith, just know that you won't be stepping into the ring with any normal man tomorrow night...

You'll be facing someone that is…

LEGIT. FUCKING. DANGEROUS.

And Bull Connors.

*Gareth begins laughing hysterically as the camera zooms out on Bull giving him a murderous glare. The feed fades to black*
Christopher Sabertooth
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 30th 2019, 8:30 pm by Christopher Sabertooth
Ascension


The scene opens up at a gym as Sabertooth is seen practicing his strikes with conviction. He throws a variety of strikes in quick succession before finally walking away from the punching bag as he grabs a towel to wipe off some of the sweat.


“Despite the popular belief that most of my opponents tend to have, I have had to earn every single opportunity in my life. I am tired talking about my same ol’ sad story because I don’t want anybody to think that I want their pity. Rather, I’d hope I am able to set an example for the people who have thought about giving up. At a lot of points in my life, I just wanted everything to end. Life had become a chore in itself that I barely managed to pull through on a daily basis. But I did... I didn’t give up and I thank my younger self for being as strong willed as he was. Because my life could easily have been a completely different story. “ Said Chris before wiping his face with the towel.


“Though I have a problem… I set goals for myself that seem unattainable at first glance, but I have learnt that nothing in life is unattainable with some hard-work and dedication. Yes, this is probably coming off as a Tumblr post but there are some things that even they get right. Giving up was not an option for me which is why I kept trying… and trying... and trying, until I finally got what I wanted. And not surprisingly, the same goes for Wrestling. I was never handed an opportunity… No. After all that I have been through, cheating my way to the top will seem unfair to myself. When I did decide to return to wrestling, I set some goals for myself that I wished to complete within a years time. And for the part, I DID achieve what I wanted to achieve. For the most part… Because, there’s one thing that still eludes me. The Omega Heavyweight Championship. Clash of the Titans wasn’t enough… The Eight Pack Challenge failed me. That’s when I realised that I had my back against the wall and there was no way to go but forward. And with all the force pushing me back, I knew I had to figure out a way to get back to where I want to be. And last week, I did EXACTLY that. I BEAT Bull Connors to EARN an opportunity at Final Destination. Now, this opportunity doesn’t seem to be as straight forward than I would have liked it to be. But it wouldn’t be Christopher Sabertooth’s story if it were that easy. Ascension to the Heaven’s Briefcase Match… It was a mouthful just to say that. A Briefcase suspended high up in the air as the competitors tear each other apart to pull it out of its clasp and raise it in all its glory. It sure sounds like a tough outing, but I have my sights set on what it holds. An opportunity… A way to redemption. Time after time, I have failed to capture the Omega Heavyweight Championship… But that briefcase is almost like a guarantee to get the job done.And at the end of  the day, that’s what we are all going for. We want to be at the very top, but just like a pyramid, it gets narrower with every step you climb. There’s only one place at the peak and I want to be the one to reach it. I want to accomplish what I set out for myself and it is closer to reality now that I have qualified to what could be my career defining moment.” Said Chris as he heads out through the door, stopping by for a picture with a fan on his way.


“The funny thing is… I have been talking a lot about last shots. But truth be told, I certainly believe that this might be one of the last chances I get to win the title that has eluded me for far too long. At least for the foreseeable future. That briefcase is my ticket to glory and I don’t plan on losing it. It’s still unclear on who will be joining me in this match from other brands. But i know of one competitor who has been a constant thorn in my path to greatness here in the OWA… And that man is none other than Gareth Cason. It is fair to say that Cason and I have quite a bit of history backing us up. From the day I beat Cason for the OWA Television Championship to our match not too long ago which ended in a double countout. And our paths always seem to cross each other, and this coming week is no different. Now, I don’t have the best relationship with my tag team partner, Monolith. We faced each other in the ring quite recently and I had trouble putting down that behemoth for the three count. So, I am glad that we could be on the same team for a change. And we face the more likely pairing of Gareth Cason and Bull Connors. Now, I can go with the standard, don’t come in my way and I won’t come in yours, kind of deal with Monolith but Bull and Gareth are two highly capable wrestlers so we might have to work together to get the job done. So, we have to put all our grudges aside and concentrate on giving our best. I need this and I don’t know if I have made it clear enough to Monolith and the two competitors involved. I did not join this company to be second place or third place. I go in to every match thinking that I have no choice but to win, regardless of what the odds are. And I WILL win at Final Destination.” Said Chris as he enters his chauffeur driven car.


Later on, Hollywood Mansion.


The scene begins with Sabertooth sitting in a meeting room blankly staring at the walls, looking lost in thought, as Rocky bursts through the door and startles the distracted, Sabertooth.


“What's the matter, Chris? Everything good?” Asked Rocky.


“Yeah… Yeah. For the most part. I think you heard about me qualifying for the Ascension to the Heaven’s briefcase match at Final Destination.” Said Chris looking worse for wear.


“Are you sure? You don’t seem alright. Is something bothering you?” Inquired Rocky, inquisitively.


“I guess you could say that. I don’t let things get to my head but there were some points made last week that made me think about my success here in the OWA. Everybody loves talking about what they have achieved in their lives and I am no different. I make sure to mention that I did what nobody else, at that time, could do. I beat Gareth Cason to become the OWA TV Champion… Only for me to lose it in my second defense. I had promised to elevate the title to the next level and I couldn’t do it. Heck, the champion after me didn’t fare any better. And I feel responsible for that. People credit me for my success but I have not been able to maintain my position in the totem pole. I lost all my opportunities to be at the top. How do I convince myself that this… my last shot… will be enough? Will it?” Questioned Chris as he gets lost in a train of thought.


“Is that it? What are we doing? I don’t want to make it a weekly affair trying to raise your confidence back to what it was so that you can do well at these shows. I know, you are not that good at handling losses. Heck, some might even call you a sore loser and I don’t blame them. You don’t handle loss that well, which is why with every new development, you keep on reading what other people think about it… Think about you… Who do they think might win… You know, the usual. And you are smart enough to know that these things don’t mean jack, in the long term. So, you can either sulk in your own personal corner or try to be better. And I promise you, that I will help you out at every step of the way. But you need to get your act together. Final Destination is getting closer by the minute and the last thing you’d want to do is to screw up your opportunity to pursue the Omega Heavyweight Championship.” Said Rocky trying to cheer up his friend.


“You… I know you are right but I have been feeling a little weird off late. Like I am being watched… Or judged at a constant basis and I don’t feel comfortable in my own skin. There’s something wrong with me because I know that this isn’t like my true self. I know that I am capable of being the face of this company, but I feel… I feel like I am losing my mind again.” Said Chris as Rocky is startled by the last statement.


“Losing your mind? I am not sure what you are implying here, but you said it yourself… Havoc is no more. There is nothing to worry about. You… Christopher Sabertooth… WILL beat Gareth and Bull this weekend. And then, you WILL win the Heaven’s Briefcase match and make you way back to the top. I believe in you!” Said Rocky as Chris calms down. He doesn’t look as anxious as he was before.

“Thanks… Rocky. I know how capable Monolith is, so I know I don’t have much to worry about. As for Gareth Cason and Bull Connors, I already beat one of them last week. And Gareth is still a mortal, unlike what the media will have you believe. Just because a guy is on a good streak, doesn’t mean that he will STAY with a good streak. All good things have to come to an end and I found it the hard way. Bull and Gareth are as dysfunctional as Monolith and I might be…So, I need to make sure I take full advantage of the situation. Monolith is more than welcome to do the same, but I’d prefer that he does not get in the way. Because I am the LAST REAL WRESTLER left in this world and I… I AM GOING TO KICK THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF!” Said Chris, passionately as the screen fades to black.
Dax Staley
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 30th 2019, 1:22 am by Dax Staley
((WHITE NOISE::CRASH))
 
[+]Block by bleak block was the most retched place in all of the country. It’s morning and the streets of downtown Los Angeles are empty; the inhabitants are just beginning to rise from their slumber. A sign on the corner reads “Sixth Street”, trash blows in the gutters while a few dogs roam for scraps. The sky is brown from wildfires miles away, the weather to be a cool 75 degrees, a welcoming comfort considering we’re living in a time of unpredictable climate.[+]
 
C’mon. Come a little closer…don’t be scared.
 
[+]It’s not long before the street comes alive. The hum of this community is stickled with a post-apocalyptic vibe. Weary, drawn out residents appear from sides of buildings. Other’s appear from underneath boxes and emerging from tarp covered garbage. Some wander around, others huddle around laughing, but they are mostly oblivious to anything else. Why should they consider themselves with passing cars or three-piece suits? This is their home.
 
Sporting a pair of dark shades, bandana wrapped around his head with hair tied up, Dax Staley finds a spot that is not occupied. He sits on a crate observing the area with no disrespect, placing a black duffle bag down by his feet. A few feet away there is a  couple who rigs it’s tarp back up against a store front gate, a man in a wheelchair comes rolling past him. His ears are bandaged up and leg wrapped in what could best be identified as a bed sheet. It’s stained, dirty, and unkempt.[+]
 
My earliest memories are not of anything specific, they’re more like memories of feelings as opposed to events. Feelings of abandonment, feelings of loneliness, feelings of sadness. They say our destiny is formed in these earliest moments. That our fate is determined at this critical juncture. The chosen begin their path towards greatness, the ill-fated are doomed from the beginning. 
 
{Dax wipes his face with the sleeve of his jacket.}
 
Which way are you going, Jake Keeton? Are you on a path to greatness, or are you doomed? Maybe you’re on your way back to greatness. A multi-time world champion in our little bubble of the independents. A man with much adulation and, what’s the word? Clout. Heh. You mistake me for something I am not, but rest assured, what you see isn’t exactly what you’re going to get. 
 
[+]More people begin to fill the street. Some give side-eye to this person whom they have never seen before. The entire district is filled with over 2,000 people, yet, they know who belongs and who doesn’t. A child covered with dirt kicks a tattered soccer ball while a woman, presumably his mother, saunters slowly behind. She flashes a kind, yellow smile.[+]
 
Before finding myself here at OWA, I resided in a global federation, then ending up in a land of extreme brutality. While you wallow away over your time in the spotlight - I was the spotlight, Keeton. But that was never good enough for me. A house was built by the hands of a mentor that my father never could be. I had a friend who found his existence best to be hid behind a mask. With them, Dax Staley was a champion who was plucked straight from the floors of the St. John’s Rectories, given a new lease on life. I should be happy, you’d say! You would think that my self-loathing and my frowning is really unnecessary. I wish you could feel my burdens, Jake.
 
[+]A pair of blackened, diseased feet tucked into small sandals scrape into Dax’s vision. He raises his head to look at a withered man staring off into space. Boils scab around one side of his face, his hair frayed and eyes sunken into his skull. Only a shawl covers his shoulders, his trousers almost loin cloth. The man’s body odor makes even Dax gag.[+]
 
{Waving him off}
Ugh. Leave me. 
 
[+]The leper man lingers for another moment or so before taking his zombie walk elsewhere. Removing his glasses, Dax rubs his eyes as if he was cleaning dust from them. He hangs the shades on the front collar of his shirt.[+]
 
Take a long, hard look in the mirror, Keeton. What is it that you see? The vibrant, spunky, young athlete throwing crisp arm-drags and wrenching in the tightest headlocks? Or, are you the sloth of a human who wishes he was stilll a well-oiled ‘machine’? You’re so hard on yourself. Why don’t you take a moment, sit back, and marvel at your life. Instead, you dwell in places where desperation is for sale.
 
[+]Dax stands up. He picks up the duffle bag, placing it on the crate. He turns his back and unzips the bag. All you can see is Dax’s back as he nods to himself.[+]
 
Important encounters are planned by the souls long before the bodies see each other. We’ll always be connected now, Jake. When you’re lying in a hospital bed, looking up at the ceiling, you’re going to wonder what just hit you. There’s something about kindred spirits – you meet them and for a moment this world, no matter how ugly, makes sense. They bring a sense of freedom and clarity to one conversation; just enough to remind you of who you are.
 
[+]Turning around, the duffle bag is revealed to be filled with cash. Using a free hand, Dax removes the glasses from his collar and places them back over his eyes. The street is alive. A woman washes her hair at a fire hydrant. A couple of men huddled in a corner pass around a syringe. Some are at a table where fruit and water is being handed out.
 
Walking towards the middle of the street, Dax digs in the bag and throws dollar bills in the air. It takes only a moment before some of the residents realize what is being blown in the wind. People break from whatever they are doing. Not having thought about this, Dax is bum-rushed by a group of men and women. Before things get too out of hand, he tosses what we can then throws the duffle bag behind him. Throwing chum into the water.[+]

I don’t think you can paint me! There is no color for all the shades of chaos in me! There’s something you ought to know…I’ll tell ya’ Park Avenue leads to Skid Row. See you at Olympus.
 
-FTB-
Jake Keeton
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 29th 2019, 7:47 am by Jake Keeton
She’d seen better days.  

While she danced on the stage in front of Jake, he couldn’t help but notice that the woman, introduced five minutes ago as ‘Harmony’, had probably been a top level dancer a decade ago.  The wrinkles on her face, the faded colour of her bikini bottom and the fact she only had one stick on eyelash left was proof positive that her heart really wasn’t in it anymore. As he took another swig of beer and plopped five dollars down on the stage, he couldn’t help but chuckle in the irony of his judgement.  Maybe when he looked at 'Harmony', he was looking at himself.

“Can I get ya another beer there, gorgeous?”

The waitress, wearing just enough underwear to keep herself mildly decent, put on the best smile she could while she held a silver tray in her hand.  

“Yeah, you can” Jake grunts in response.  “Pop a shot of vodka on there too.”

Jake holds up a $20 dollar note and the waitress snatches it out of his hand without a word.  As she heads over to the bar, where seedy looking men chat up even seedier looking women, the music picks up pace and ‘Harmony’ begins to gyrate on the stage a little faster.

But for Jake, it’s a moment to reflect.  Since sending in his video to the OWA executives and getting the tick of approval, he had been drinking a little harder than usual.  With a match in only a few days time, he knew that he should be back in the gym working out, or trying to iron out the ring rust. Instead, he was looking for solace in the bottom of a bottle, and he wasn’t sure why.  

He had seen the response from Dax, but had lost interest in it quickly.  It was full of big words and self indulgence, which is what you get from young wrestlers these days.  They try to be clever and instead, they look like a douche. Dax was no different.

As the DJ tried to talk up the ‘sultry ways’ of the aging Harmony, Jake takes a long pull from his drink bottle and pulls out his phone.  Somehow over the last two days he had cracked the screen, but thankfully it hadn’t impacted on his ability to take a video.

“Hey, Dax.  It was good to hear from you.  I must admit that I lost interest half way through, but I think I got the gist of what you had to say.  I heard you say something about living with mental anguish. I’ll show you what mental anguish looks like.”

Jake turns the phone around and begins to film ‘Harmony’.  She sees Jake filming and tries to dance over in his direction, but all she can do is wobble on her feet and grab on to the nearest pole.  She smiles apologetically and begins to dance again.

“That, Dax" Jake says as he turns the phone back on himself “is mental anguish.  The anguish of a woman past her prime still trying to make a buck to put food on the table.  A woman who hasn’t been told that she can do better for herself. A woman who has hit rock bottom and doesn’t have the skills to climb out.”

“Mental anguish for you, Dax, is nothing more than realising your phone is flat.  Or that Insta-snap-book or whatever the bloody hell it is, has gone down for an hour.  Mental anguish is having to take a shower and wash that mangy thing you call hair.”

Jake pauses for a moment as he takes another drink from his bottle.  As he does so, the waitress brings over his next beer and the shot of vodka.

“Hey, pal, you can’t do any filming in here” she blabbers as she places the drinks down on the small take next to Jake.

“No?  Who is going to stop me?”

The waitress glances in the direction of the one security guard who is standing by a grimy door that is the entrance the stripper’s change rooms.  The security guard, watching them, simply shrugs and starts picking at the nails on his left hand. The waitress pouts, but does nothing, and wanders off the find the next punter she can take some money from.

“A few moments ago I was asking myself… what am I doing?  Why am I here, throwing my money away for no good reason, when I should be in the gym getting ready?  And then, it hit me. I don’t need to be in the gym. I don’t need to be in a ring, running the ropes and putting a few sleeper holds on some hack from the local independent scene.  I know that, deep down, I’ve still got that skill… that drive… that talent… to step inside the squared circle and go toe to toe with anybody that OWA has to offer. They didn’t call me the ‘Machine’ for nothing.”

Jake then reaches over and grabs the shot glass.  He holds it up in front of him and smiles down the camera.

“So, Dax, as you write poetry for your blog and frown for every selfie that you take, you can feel safe in the knowledge that, come Sunday, I’ll be able to show you what real mental anguish is all about.”

Jake then finishes off the shot and slams the glass down on the table.  He fumbles with the phone and goes to shut off the recording, but his attention is disturbed by a shout from behind him.

“Jake… Jake Keeton... “

Jake places the phone down, face up and still recording, on the table and looks behind him.  Stumbling towards him, like a massive elephant that doesn’t know it’s size, is a man wearing an ill fitting button shirt, old jeans and a grimy truckers hat.  He’s got a beer in his hand and what could only be described as a shit eating grin plastered all over his face.

Jake had never seen the man before in his life.

“Yo, pal… you Jake Keeton?”

Jake just slowly nods at him as he plonks himself down on a chair at the table.

“Do I know you, friend?”

“Nah, nah, hell nah” the man slurs.  “I knew it was you though. You still look in decent nick for a man in his 50s!”

“40s, friend, but sometimes it does feel like I’m in my 50s”

The man guffaws loudly and slaps him on the back, sloshing some of his beer on to the table in the process.

“Man, I used to watch you all the time when you wrestled.  What happened to you, man?”

Jake just shrugs at him.  “I didn’t want to do it anymore.  So I stopped.”

“Ah, damn, that’s a damn shame” the man says as he takes a wobbly drink.  “You ever consider making, you know… comeback?”

The man burps loudly and then wipes his mouth on the arm of his shirt.  Jake glances at him with a smirk and decides that it would be no harm to share his ‘news’ with him.

“As it happens, I’m wrestling for the first time in a decade this weekend.”

“Seriously?  Aw, man, that’s amazing.  I bet it’s some jacked up punk who thinks he’s God’s gift to wrestling, am I right?  Am I right?”

He’s shouting now and gesturing wildly with his hands.  Jake smiles lightly, almost taken in by this man who has sailed in like a boat in the night.

“That sounds like a fair summation of the fella I’m wrestling this weekend.  Young, brash, ugly, dirty… you know the type. Does poetry. Tries to look brooding and menacing all the time.  That sort of thing.”

“Yeah, yeah I do… I….”

The man trails off and burps a few times.  He grimaces slightly to himself as he begins to rub his belly.  Little beads of sweat begin to form across the dirt on his forehead.  Jake knows what’s coming, but he’s too late.

The man turns to the table and chunders up the contents of hell all over it.  It hits the floor, it splashes on Jake’s phone and, worst of all, he gets some on the only clean pair of jeans he has left.  Jake stands up and goes to berate the man, but he never gets the chance. He has already passed out and slumped in his chair, the beer bottle falling out of his hand and rolling across the floor.

Jake sighs and begins to clean his jeans.  He picks up a napkin and wipes his phone, only then realising it’s still recording.  He shuts it off and chuckles to himself. It was going to be one hell of a video.

As 'Harmony' finishes for the night and the waitress smirks at him from the bar, Jake heads for the exit.  Maybe hitting up the gym wouldn’t be so bad after all.
Abholos
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 28th 2019, 6:06 pm by Abholos
Wild Boys Omega Episode 5: “Triple Threat”



Los Angeles, CA.


Globe Theater Men’s Locker Room.


Scorched Earth Show - Minutes after the Openweight Tag Match.

(Billy and Jimmy Wild stumble into the locker room, each beaten and bruised from their match and the attack from Ground Zero, which cost them the match, but not the tag titles.)

Jimmy Wild: WHAT the hell was that!?

Billy Wild: I don’t know man, I don’t know! I have to be honest lil bro - I didn’t see that one coming!

(Jimmy angrily superkicks a locker)

Jimmy Wild: DAMN IT! We had them Billy, we had those teeny boppers DEAD. TO. RIGHTS. You hear me Billy!?

Billy Wild: (pacing) I know, I know! Listen Jimmy...we still have the titles right?

Jimmy Wild: Yeah?

Billy Wild: So that gives us one less thing to worry about.

Jimmy Wild: But, we found ourselves on Ground Zero’s radar.

Billy Wild: (nods) I know, bro. We’re going to have to take that in account. But, we have a failsafe for that don’t we?

(Billy smiles and pats his brother on the back. Jimmy’s eyes go wide with realization.)

Jimmy Wild: Oh yeah! Right, they won’t be a major problem. Just a road bump on the road to success.

Billy Wild: On the road?

(Billy holds up his title belt)

Billy Wild: We’re already at the destination! In fact, whoever wants a piece will be coming to US at Final Destination!

Jimmy Wild: (nods) Right, right. We already established ourselves as the Mighty Ducks of OWA. The movie team not the NHL team of course.

Billy Wild: And what does ducks do!?

Jimmy Wild: DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!

Billy Wild: That’s right! When everyone says it can’t be done...

(Billy and Jimmy raise their belts)

Wild Boys: DUCKS FLY TOGETHER! DUCKS FLY TOGETHER! DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!

(The Boys of Wild hit their titles together, feeling a renewed sense of determination)

----

“After such a grueling match…

After putting our blood, sweat, and tears into that canvas….

The Wild Boys remain…

YOUR CHAMPIONS!

Hey, everyone, Jimmy here!”


(An IG live stream opens to Jimmy Wild walking down the street. Oddly enough, he’s not with his brother Billy.)

“So, you may have already notice that my brother Billy isn’t here with me. We both agreed that I needed to voice my feelings on my own. Though my brother and I are a team, sometimes a Wild One has to stand his own ground. That’s what this live stream is about - stating my case as my own man.”

(pause)

“I have to give it to you DiVa - you and Roxy came into the match swinging. Your attempts to cut us off at every turn had my brother and I second guessing. Despite acting like a couple of bimbos, you and Roxy are the real deal. But being the real deal doesn’t make you champion. That’s something Billy and I have shown that night. Just like with Bull and Aunt Tarah, we exceeded expectations and managed to retain our undefeated streak. That is, until Puff the Magic Dragon and that other guy rained on our parade. Because of their crap, WE were disqualified! WE now have an L under our column - and we didn’t even do anything! Is this how OWA treat their champions!? My brother and I were undefeated for over a month and now that streak is ruined because Ground Zero doesn’t know how to stand in line and wait their turn. Well if it’s me you want Donny, then I’m right here. Let’s see how you do when you’re not sneaking up on someone from behind. My brother and I prefer to fight face-to-face which may be something you’re not used to. Don’t worry - we all have to start somewhere, right? Welll let me be the first to say this: Welcome to the OWA Tag Team Division! Home of the ‘technically speaking’ UNDEFEATED OPENWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! THE WILD BOYS!”

(Jimmy grins)

“You like that? I did. But, it’s the truth Donatello. You encroached on the territory of The Wild Boys in an attempt to get our attention. Well, congratulations on a job well done boys. You have our attention and now we’re laser-focused on driving you out of the physical conversation we were having with Aly & AJ last weekend. I don’t care what kind of Far Cry 5 hijinks you and Nate Cage are planning, but stay out of our way, and perhaps just maybe perhaps we’ll stay out of yours. As for you DiVa, I get that you have your head so far up your pooper that you think you and your twit of a partner has already won the belts. Let me provide a quick fact check for you - those belts you wear are fake. Billy and I are the ones with the keys to the kingdom, DiVa. We’re the ones sitting pretty on Mount Olympus. Maybe that’s a little difficult for you to process. Maybe nobody has never denied you anything. Maybe you feel out of sorts because the one thing you and Roxy want - OUR tag team belts - is something you can’t have. For the first time in your life there’s something in your way. Allow me to offer some words of advice - get over yourself. Not everyone can get what they want “sweets”. You and the rest of OWA are just gonna have to get used to the Wild Boys running everything. We don’t need special names to be the best - we prefer actions over words. And from where I’m standing, our actions represent us well.”

(Jimmy looks around before continuing)

“I have a feeling our business isn’t finished yet, but I guess we’ll have to wait and see if you make it to the grand stage huh? So keep updating your social media and hosting your little web shows DiVa. Keep hiding from the fact that my brother and I outperformed you and Claudia's daughter. And Donny? Let’s see how well you can fight when my attention is on you. Not every Olympus episode happens on a Sunday, so feel blessed that the two of you are losing to da G.O.A.T. on the Lord’s day. Maybe just maybe I can exorcise each of your demons with a well placed superkick.”

(Jimmy smiles at the camera)

“You speak of lessons to be taught, but in a few days you’re going to learn the biggest lesson of all - how to lose with grace and integrity. That is, if either of you have any left to spare.”
DiVa
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 28th 2019, 4:00 am by DiVa
After such a grueling match…

After putting our blood, sweat, and tears into that canvas….

The Dollhouse was…

THE WINNERS!

Hey, everyone, DiVa here!

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Thank you, thank you, thank you! DiVa is SO thankful to everyone who congratulated her and The Dollhouse on their hard earned victory! We worked so hard for this! Remmy and Bully doubted us and the power that we have with the help of all of DiVa’s amazing fans! They believed that they were going to make The Dollhouse’s existence as pointless as Taya Nova and Bob Connors’ time as a team, but your heroes prevailed! Your idols were victorious! DiVa told everyone that there wasn’t any need for a match to happen! All that needed to happen was for The Dollhouse so show up and be handed their victory, and look what happened! Exactly that! DiVa is so happy! The World was on the edge of their seat and SO desperate to see The Dollhouse win that a new team that idolizes us showed up just to make sure we won! Isn’t that wonderful? DiVa is so overjoyed that these new fans wanted to show their love for her and The Dollhouse in the biggest way they could, and DiVa is so appreciative of how determined they were to make sure The Dollhouse won, BUT… DiVa knows that your minds are still developing. You’re very young and impressionable children, and sometimes children act before they think. That’s why DiVa - as your idol - wants to make sure you learn now what’s right and what’s wrong. While it’s right and even honorable to make sure The Dollhouse wins, it is very wrong to do it in the way they you did, silly! You have to make sure The Dollhouse wins the Openweight Tag Team Championships and that can’t be done by disqualification, but that’s okay! DiVa knows that the next chance you get, you’ll definitely be the reason The Dollhouse walks out as the Champions. Whether you like it or not.

But that’s in the future, and that feels SO far away! Maybe even at Final Designation! That’s what everyone is so excited for, right? Well DiVa cannot wait either! She wants The Dollhouse to show everyone a nice time at the company’s biggest event of the season! But before DiVa can get there, she gets to make history in a different way by competing for the first time ever on Olympus! Wow! So exciting! DiVa is so nervous! And why wouldn’t she be? DiVa is told that she’s going to be in a “TRIPLE THREAT”! So scary! That sounds dangerous! I hope DiVa’s little heart can take it… I know that all of my precious fans will be calling in and sending emails and letters and tweets begging for DiVa not to be placed in such a threatening situation, but worry not! DiVa puts her body on the line every single day! She strains every muscle she has, whether it’s her vocal cords from singing another song that you’re sure to love and can be purchased on iTunes and Google Play, but ALSO every muscle in her legs and arms and all around her body when she puts it through super tough wrestling matches! So don’t fret, my loves! This “Triple Threat” is just scary in name!

And sometimes names are just smoke and mirrors! Sometimes they just want to spook you! Sometimes a little boy comes into the World already at a disadvantage in life, plagued with mental deficiencies somewhere in his time as a fetus that he’s been burdened by his whole life! Sometimes that little boy grows bigger and bigger, but his mind just doesn’t want to follow along for the ride! Sometimes that little boy watches too much television because they’re easier to understand than a book, and he gets an idea to become a professional wrestler, believing it doesn’t require thinking! And sometimes that little boy… With so much going against him in life… So many reasons that he shouldn’t be allowed to socialize with the rest of society, let alone be a member of it and hold a job… SOMETIMES that little boy makes his dream a reality, and calls himself “Dragon” because he thinks it sounds super cool and dangerous! And it does, right? DiVa is so scared when she sees this little boy with his pasty white skin talk about how cool and awesome he is! DiVa is shaking right now, my loves! DiVa is absolutely terrified that this little boy, Denny Dragon, will take all of that potential he had to be a school shooter and turn it into a super fierce wrestler! DiVa just… Just… Just wants to pinch his cute little cheeks, give him an autograph, and send him on his way! He’s so adorable! Just look at those bags under his eyes! Look at that haircut his mommy gave him! You are just the cutest little thing, Denzel Dragon! It’s like watching a child put on a cape and mask! DiVa will happily play pretend with you! You’re so tough! So cool! Don’t worry what everyone else, including your friend, really thinks of you! DiVa always teaches her fans to be who they are! Be the best you that you can be!

Speaking of tough guys, oh my gosh, how could DiVa forget about two boys that thought calling themselves “Wild” would cover up being scrawny teenagers who dress like they were spit out by the 80’s! Don’t worry! DiVa LOVES the 80’s! You two are just adorable, especially you… The one DiVa is facing… The blond one? I think? Oh well! It’s okay! You know which one you are! You don’t have to worry about DiVa remembering you, because nobody else will either! No biggie! You don’t have to worry your cute little heads about it one bit! Pop quiz: How many people remember the last Openweight Tag Team Champions? How many remember the ones before that? The ones before that? See! You’re in familiar company! You’re where you’re most comfortable! You get to do what you and those other little boys did and make a living off of winning such big amazing matches in places nobody cares about! Congratulations to the both of you! Don’t let anyone tell you that everything you’ve done up until two weeks ago didn’t matter, no matter how truthful it is! Don’t let anyone tell you that all the hard work and effort and sacrifice you went through to get here was one second away from being ripped away and shattered last week, no matter how factual that is! You’re still wonderful in DiVa’s eyes!

Dragons and Wilds and Triple Threats! Oh my! DiVa is so nervous with all these scary names involved, but all of DiVa’s fans get to learn lessons that only she can teach them, and this week DiVa is going to teach all of her loves that names are just silly little letters that don’t really mean anything! Especially when you’re really just a bunch of no-name wrestlers scraped up from the bottom of the barrel of the indy scene! But no matter how inevitable it is that they fail against real stars with real skills and real pedigrees, you can always admire how determined they all are! How much they wanted to be something they could never hope to be! Their names mean so much more than just trying to look cool! Their names are going to mean everything to them! Because when The Dollhouse is done, their names are gonna be all they have left. Good luck, boys!

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Dax Staley
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 27th 2019, 1:22 pm by Dax Staley
{+}Change of speed, a change of style,
a change of scene, with no regrets,
a chance to watch, admire the distance,
Still occupied, though you forget{+}
 
[::The sun begins to shine down over the day. Wind is whistling an off-beat tune through the sky, lashing the working class with cold chills as they finish for the day. In a crowd of people, a man clad in a leather jacket, blue jeans, and a large tuft of hair glides through them. He pays no mind to them as much as they to him. Everyone is so wrapped up, tied in, and plugged in on handheld devices while on the move. So, he goes through his pocket digging out his phone. Stopping in the middle of the rush hour dash, the message he received brought him warmth.
 
“Dax,OWA accepts. 3/31-Globe Theatre-Los Angeles CA”
 
This figure breaks out of the wave, turning off onto a quiet street. His jeans are tucked into his boots as he walks without a purpose. His profile is shadowed by dark brown hair falling over onto his shoulders, in front of his face. On this walk, he pulls out a white, paper rolled smoke then lights it with a brass zippo. Dax finds an empty stoop to sit on as billows of smoke push away from his face. Flipping through his phone, he reads outlet reports of his signing to Omega Wrestling Alliance. With the modicum success he garnered previously, this is nothing too new to him. Right now, it’s a name.
 
”You’ve been matched against Jake Keeton. Had plenty of success in your world, the underground. 9 years ago. Take that for what you will”
 
Dax chuckles, placing his phone back in his pocket. The name sure does ring a bell. Jake Keeton was a household name in the mid-west to the West Coast. A pure technician of the craft, he was known to have been on top of many promoters list of wants for their circuses.  He’s got the hardware to back it up, the folk tales being told around the beer coolers in VFW halls and high school gymnasiums. Many of the old timers have said he was the best to work with but was also in over his head and never will be on top of this industry. Dax couldn’t weigh in on any of it. He was just beginning his journey in the pro wrestling world.::]
 
{+}
Different colors, different shades, 
Over each mistakes were made, I took the blame, 
Directionless, so plain to see, 
A loaded gun won't set you free, so you say{+}
 
[::Twiddling his fingers, Dax looks about his surroundings. Then, he slowly turns his head, facing forward. His facial features include brown eyes with a piercing clipped onto his right eyebrow. The hair on his face is unkempt, rather rugged. He reaches into his pocket, pulling out his phone. He records.::]
 
~+~Nice to meet you. They say everyone has lost something, loved someone, and is afraid of something. I’ve lost. I’ve loved. I’ve been afraid. The scars that have impacted your life, Jake Keeton, are nothing compared to the mental anguish I live with everyday. Between the idea and the reality, between the motion and the act, follows me. Between conception and creation, between emotion and response, follows me. History is a pattern of timeless moments and Jake Keeton, we’re going to make it. Or…maybe we just become a footnote in the binds of OWA lore.~+~
 
{+}
We'll share a drink and step outside,
An angry voice and one who cried,

We'll give you everything and more,
The strain is too much, can't take much more
{+}

 
[::He turns off the recording, bounces the phone in his hand, and puts it back. Standing up, Dax keeps walking on up the street to a bus stop. An old homeless man sits inside the bus stand talking toi himself. This is what being drawn into the bright lights of Hollywood can do to you, Dax thought. He nodded to the homeless man who laughed, talked, and laughed some more. Laughing is contagious. A bus pulls up. Dax gets up to leave, but the homeless man reaches over to him, yanking on the sleeve of his jacket. Dax looks down at this man whose face is beat up from the years of wear and tear on the streets. It’s lined with abuse and mouth blackened out from rotted teeth.::]
 
Hey, hey son…welcome to the jungle! You’re gonna die!
 
{+}Oh, I've walked on water, run through fire,
Can't seem to feel it anymore,
It was me, waiting for me,
Hoping for something more,
Me, seeing me this time, 
Hoping for something else 
Joy Division “New Dawn Fades”{+}

 
[::The homeless man lets go, slapping his knees at his doomsday joke. Dax turns, gets onto the bus, and walks in. The laughing homeless man bellies over onto the bench as the brakes from the bus release and rides off onto the strip.::]
Ground Zero
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 27th 2019, 12:15 pm by Ground Zero
[THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM GROUND ZERO]
 
[SUBJECTS: DONNY DRAGON AND JAMES ANDERSON]
 
[TARGETS: JIMMY WILD AND DIVA]
 
[INSTRUCTIONS: CREW EXPENDABLE]
 
Donny and James are doing some stretching exercises after a sparring session. There’s a small amount of blood over Donny’s left eye, and James has some minor swelling on his right ear.
 
Donny: Man, if that’s how hard we take it to each other, I feel sorry for whoever our opponents are next week.
 
James: You mean this week?
 
Donny: Huh?
 
James: You’ve got a match this week, Donny. You’re gonna be on Olympus.
 
Donny: Woah now, two shows in one week? That can’t be right, can they do that?
 
James: Well, the tag division’s interbranded so…I guess they can.
 
Donny: I’m gonna be on Olympus this week. Wow, talk about making moves! Has anybody ever wrestled on Kingdom and Olympus in the same week?
 
James: I’m pretty sure you’re the first one.
 
Donny: Who are my opponents?
 
James: Uhh Jimmy Wild and DiVa? I’m not sure, I get the Wild Boys and the Dollhouse mixed up with which is which because they all look the same.
 
Donny: That’s racist! Anyway, man, a triple threat match against those losers? Looks like Bob Taylor really wants my undefeated streak to continue, otherwise he’d have given me an actual challenge!
 
You know what, guys? We’re not sorry for breaking up whatever that “match” was at Burned Planet, because any tag title match that doesn’t involve us ain’t worth a damn. You’ve got the Wild Boys, two dudes who only got a title shot because Bull Connors was dumb enough to give em one, and the Dollhouse, who got a tag title match because…because…help me out here, James.
 
James: I don’t actually know how those two got a title match. I mean, they lost at Clash…then they lost again at Pluto’s Gate, are…are they supposed to be involved? Was it an admin mistake? Because I don’t understand where they fit in. I mean, they made themselves some fake belts that look like Rainbow Dash puked on some leather and metal, they cut a few promos from Barbie’s Dream House and now they’re here. What a wild ride, wrestling’s fucking weird, man.
 
Donny: I can’t believe we’re in a situation where both the champs and the challengers have done zero to get where they are right now. Is Olympus the land of handouts? We had to forcibly insert ourselves into proceedings because we were sick of seeing the division being made a mockery of. Those belts deserve a home where they’ll be taken seriously and not be a fashion accessory or a chance to talk in memes. That’s where Ground Zero come in. I’ve STILL not been pinned or submitted, and the people at the top finally realised that maybe, just maybe, a title shot should be sent my way. Obviously, there are certain requirements that must be met before we take the gold, like this little triple threat this week. I’m not worried about stepping into the ring with either of you, because you’re practically non-entities. I mean, as a pair you’re OK, I suppose. I mean, you’ve got nothing on me and James, obviously, but you’re above average, barely.
 
The same can’t be said for you as individuals, I mean Jimmy, you and your brother are practically the same person, it’s worrying. Sure, there was that upset win over Alejandro D-Von, but that dude spends more time worrying about coining new catchphrases than wrestling. Congratulations, you beat Killer Alpha Squad, a random ass pairing that was doomed to lose the belts early. Anybody could have been in that same spot. The BWO could have won the titles off those two. Bull and Tarah were never gonna last and you knew that. The moment you had an actual team to take on, you almost lost. Me and James did you guys a favour, because we’d rather see the belts on you guys than Rockso and DeDeVa. That tag match was just the battle of mediocrity, where the winners would be the best tag team in the company on the back of a pure technicality. What a sad state of affairs it would be to see the gold standard represented by two Temptation Island rejects.
 
Speaking of, DeDe, what have you done in your time here? You hitched yourself onto the wagon of the worst women’s champ ever - yes, I’m including HENDRIX in that - and figured it’d be your ticket to success? Fair enough, you had a decent start, somehow managing to get a women’s title shot. Clearly, management knew you were a joke, because your match for the OWA Women’s WORLD Championship didn’t even main event the Odyssey episode it was on. So few people gave a shit about you that you straight up dragged that belt’s place on the card down, that’s gotta sting. So, after getting embarrassed on just about every level over on Odyssey, you figured you could run away from your responsibilities and stink up Olympus a little? When was the last time you guys even wrestled on Odyssey? No, losing to a bunch of old, washed-up hags at Pluto’s Gate doesn’t count. I’m surprised they haven’t voided your contracts yet. It’s took two dudes from Kingdom to class the joint up a bit, remind the people what true wrestling excellence looks like.
 
Hey, you guys aren’t TERRIBLE. You throw some neato superkicks and both have enviable hair, if the coke-addicted 80s rockstar look is what you’re going for.
 
James: Wait, which team are you talking about right now?
 
Donny: Uhh, both of them?
 
James: Proceed.
 
Donny: Sunday night is not gonna be pretty for you guys, because it’ll be the first time you’ve actually had to work for anything in your lives. You’re not facing your mentors, who you already know every trick that they have. You’re not facing hasbeens who make me question Odyssey’s recruitment policy. You’re facing two guys who have broke into this industry with nothing to lose and everything to gain. James is gonna be right with me at ringside this week, scouting the competition. I’m sure you guys will bring the benign tumours you call tag partners with you as well. And I’m glad, because they all deserve a front row seat to the decimation of their allies. I’m not coming over to Olympus, taking time out of MY schedule, stepping away from MY brand just so I can lose to two groups who are singlehandedly responsible for the downfall of tag team wrestling. I’m coming over there to rip the arms off one team and use them to slap the shit out of the other team. I’m coming to knock you all the fuck out just for inconveniencing me. Ground Zero isn’t about compromise, it isn’t about empty promises, it’s about resolve, it’s about exacting punishment on people who stand idly by while the entire goddamn world moves on. You’re both stuck in your little bubble and don’t even realise that those belts you’re fighting over are looked upon with disdain by everyone who’s burdened with them. That changes when they come to us. Step one: beat the both of you jokes this week and show the world that you can’t measure up to somebody who has actually done something with their talent. Step two: relieve you all of the straps and begin to make them mean something again.
 
Go ahead and talk. Let’s see the Wild Boys talk in one-liners and crack jokes about how great they are. Let’s see the Dollhouse call everyone ugly, despite the fact they look like the genetic crossbreed of Steven Tyler and Jackie Stallone. Your words and actions have consequences, and this week, those consequences will come in the form of an ass whooping.
 
Donny and James bumps fists and leave.
 
[STATIC]
Jake Keeton
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 27th 2019, 7:42 am by Jake Keeton
“Ah, Mr. Keeton!  So good to see that you’re still alive.  We were beginning to worry about you!”

Marcus, the manager of what could only be described as the dingiest hotel in town, smiled smugly as Jake Keeton stumbled in to the reception area.  The best word to describe Jake would be dishevelled - his mop of black hair was everywhere, his white shirt had what he hoped were ketchup stains on it, and he was missing a shoe.  He frowned to himself as he wondered where it went. Had he lost it in the scuffle with the stripper, or had he traded it to the bartender for one last beer?

Shaking off the fuzzy feeling that seemed to hang over his head, Keeton glances towards Marcus, who is still smiling smugly behind the desk.

“You got my keycard, comedian?”

“Of course!” replies Marcus, as he slides the faded, yellow keycard across the chipped and cracked brown desk that sits before.

Jake grunts, picks up the keycard and stumbles towards the elevator.  

“You might want to take this with you, Mr. Keeton.”

Jake turns to see Marcus holding a yellow, manilla folder in his hand, which is outstretched in his direction.

“Why the hell did you wait for me to get to the elevator before you told me about it?”

“It’s more fun that way” Marcus says with a smile as Jake takes the folder out of his hand.

A few minutes later, Jake swipes the keycard in the machine at his door and steps inside.  The stench of stale beer hits him like a freight train, and he can do nothing but wrinkle his nose at it.  He would keep better hygiene habits if he could, but it simply wasn’t high on his priority list.

Sitting down at a table covered in beer bottles and a half eaten piece of pepperoni pizza, Jake examines the manila folder in his hands.  On the front it says “OWA - Olympus”, and inside is information about his first match for the company. First match for the company? What the hell was he thinking?  It had been almost a decade since his last match, and almost a decade since he had lost Michelle. And in that time he hadn’t even bothered to step inside the squared circle.   Sure, he had kept himself fit, as lifting weights or running through his local neighbourhood had been the only thing that kept him sane for a time, but wrestling? He hated the thought of it.

And yet, here he was.  A match just a few days round the corner against some bloke called Dax Staley.  He didn’t even know if Dax was an actual name. Was it a nickname? Isn’t ‘Dax’ something you do to your buddies to embarrass them?  Times sure had changed, and Jake sure hadn’t moved with those times.

He flicked through the information and realised that he needed to cut a promo about his first match.  How the hell was he supposed to do that? Clearly he wasn’t needed at the Globe Theater for a few days yet, and even if he was, there wouldn’t be anyone there.  As he continues to look through the info, he notices an email address and a phone number at the bottom that he can contact. Perhaps he can send them something in the way of a promo?  With his brain still working at about half of its capacity, sending them a video of some kind seems like the best solution. Or some sort of solution, anyway.

Standing slowly from the table and taking a short swig from a bottle that is half filled with warm, flat beer, Jake walks over and sits down on the edge of the unmade bed.  He turns his phone on, turns it around to face him, hits the record button and gets down to business.

“So… OWA, it’s, ah, terrific to be here.  No really, it is. I’ve always wanted to come to California and check out the bars and pubs around here.  I mean, just last night I think I spent some time at the ‘Spearmint Rhino’ and… it really wasn’t that good.  The beer tasted as though it has spent some time in an old man’s underpants and the food, well…

Anyway, let me get to the point.  I had a look over the information you sent and it seems that I’ve got a match against… let me see here, what was his name again?”

Jake bends down to pick up the manila folder that is sitting almost out of reach on the floor.

“Tax… Sax… Dax!  Yes, Dax Stanley.  No, wait. Staley. Sorry there pal, the mind goes a bit fuzzy sometimes.  So I took a look at this young buck and it seems as though he’s one of these millennial types.  A ring in his eyebrow, a scowl on his face and clothes that haven’t seen the inside of a washing machine since Ronald Reagan was in power.  The sort of bloke who expects to show up and get what he wants. The sort of fella who thinks that he’ll be a wrestler because he beat up his younger brother when he was 10.  The sort of… man… who believes that his only chance at seeing a bra is to wander around a wrestling ring looking tough.

Well, Fax, you’ve already run out of luck.  Here, et me show you around my hotel room…”

Jake stands and uses his phone to slowly pan around the room.  Beer bottles, empty cigarette packets, dirty clothes and every takeaway box you could imagine litter the room.  After a few moments, Jake turns the phone back on himself and, for the first time during the whole interview, smiles.  It’s awkward, it’s unnatural, but it’s a smile nonetheless.

“Jax, the reason you’ve run out of luck, is that I’m a man with nothing to lose.  As you can see, I have nothing left. No money, no possessions… nothing. Everything that meant something to me was taken away almost a decade ago, and if you think that you can take anything else from me, then you’re sorely wrong, my friend.  I can’t sink any deeper than I already have, and in a few days time, I begin to claw myself up from the floor and start again. And you’re the unlucky man that is the first person to stand in my way. I will have my redemption, whether you like it, or not.

“So Bax, I can’t wait to see you in a few days time to….”

The phone goes flat.  Jake mutters ‘fuck it’ under his breath and drops the phone down on the floor.  He’ll charge the phone and send the video in later. He wanted to say more, but he feels like his point is made.

Taking one final swig of warm beer, Jake collapses on the bed and begins to snore almost instantly...
Father Nathan Fiora
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 25th 2019, 11:07 pm by Father Nathan Fiora
KINGDOM: NEW KEYS, NEW HOME


Jeff X, a man who deserves a round of applause for his work effort and passion for this business.  Congratulations on your win, man. I’ve seen your work from the bottom of the food chain and I bet you feel really good about where you are now.  You’ve proved yourself to the Kingdom roster and management by winning the Keys to the Kingdom. I saw the happiness on people’s faces when you were giving your hoorah speech!  While I haven’t been around for a while, I do believe you deserve this moment and am proud of what you’ve accomplished and will accomplish. That’s what I would say if you didn’t make a very unwise decision; attacking me and what I’ve done in this business.  Who are you to say anything that you’ve said? You just started your career and believe you can make all the big shots; your ego has grown a million times larger since you won those keys, my friend. It doesn’t surprise me that you’re so eager to defend your newly won toy because rather than thinking about timing you just want to make it further than you’re meant to right now.  That’s why you’re going to lose to me; you’re moving too far too quickly and underestimating your opponents. You should just lay back a bit kid and go into whatever you can; you can be a cameraman or stick to catering for Final Destination. I’ve held more gold than you will ever see in your entire career. I’m a former hardcore and new breed champion. While you’ve been in OWA for about a year, I’ve been in here and other big companies since 2016, grinding my way to make it to the very top of the food chain.  You’re barely starting the journey while I’m a long way into it. In the few weeks I’ve been around, I’ve brought in a lot of attention to Kingdom; people wanna see what I’m gonna do next. I had one of the best matches this year against Keelan Callihan and I’ve managed to solidify myself quicker than you ever could, Jeff. I can easily prove that by beating you at Kingdom for those keys because that’s your mistake; picking fights with an opponent who’s done it all. This isn’t me underestimating you because I’ve already sung your praises and believe you’ll be a worthy opponent for this matchup.   I don’t think you’ve necessarily learned that there are specific people you shouldn’t get yourself involved with because once you do, you’re done for. I beat Adelmar after I nearly died on Divine Retribution. What did you do last week? Oh, you were acting like some bum, drinking beer and relaxing on a couch, watching me compete when I had no reason to, but I did it due to passion.

So much for you not wasting your time in getting your long “overdue” title opportunity.  If you really wanted a title, you’d be right on your way to your second defense, but you decided to wait this week.  That only tells me that you’re not hungry and worthy enough for this prize in the long run because you’re wasting time.  I’d be already ready for a world title opportunity, inserting myself into the match between Oasis and Aria. However, Keelan decided he needed to be a little baby and begged me for a match, so you were allowed to win the match I would’ve easily been in.  That’s why I asked for the match against you this week, as I was going to ask to be in the keys match, which is interesting since I have a pretty great track record with these kinds of situations. You can brag about winning the keys in a multi-man match, but I did the very same with my Hardcore title and managed to defend it in one-on-one action.   This isn’t my rookie year anymore, where I had an incredible year of learning and striving. Now, I’m a real man, who knows this business and the ring in and out; I want to win decisively and know that you lost due to the beating I gave you and not a bunch of other dudes. So you keep asking why was I given this match? I came to work and for the past few weeks, I’ve been competing in matches, not taking any breaks.  You’re pushing it by saying you’ll win when you’ve yet to have a defense with those keys. What are you gonna say if and when you lose to me? “Oh, I didn’t have the right amount of beer and my steak was off before I had my match”. You’re going to be full of excuses, Mr. X. I can guarantee you that my performance in our match will shock you and leave you in regret about the things you’ve said. There’s a reason Vernon signed me to Kingdom and I’m in OWA in the first place; I’m full of talent and am easily becoming into one of OWA’s main faces.  These EAW accomplishments you don’t care about do matter a bit when you see that every star that left it has made a huge wave in OWA. Scott Oasis, Aria Jaxon, Jacob Senn, CM Nas, Tarah Nova, Keelan Callihan...shall I go on? All of them are decorated competitors, just as I am. They’re all involved in big things currently and have been in OWA for quite some time, yet I haven’t. It’s getting closer to my countdown though, where I’m going to see success similar or possibly even greater than theirs. Are you forgetting they exist to fit your narrative or are you starting to see my point?  You, you’re just starting and that’s why you can only complain about me bragging about my achievements. These accomplishments show what I’m capable of and how much more I can bring now that I have no chains suppressing me. The same happened with EAW and you know what they say about history; it loves to repeat itself, especially when the same ingredients are in place to make a similar recipe. So get used to seeing my face around a lot of kid, keep complaining to your yeehaw lover and get out of my face about if I deserve something or not. When you’ve done this longer than I have, you can do that, but until then, know your place.

Look, you can insult my music all you want; I’m a musician and I have my critics.  I don’t really care about yours since you’re probably listening to Alabama boys singing about marrying their sisters or pets.  Frankly, it’s of no interest to me and I’m sure it’s not of interest to the OWA Universe. Insulting my music to “hurt my feelings” is foolish and every person has their own taste, so it’s cool, man.  I just mind my business but it seems like everyone in this company is rubbed the wrong way by my presence. But the funny thing is you’re putting so much attention my way that you’re proving my point about relevancy.  People know who Nathan Fiora is more than they know of Jeff X; you’re doing great kid but you’re not yet a future candidate for a hall of fame. You’re feeding into the hype machine that is yours truly and there’s a reason for that; I’m worthy of being in this spot.  Jeff, if you didn’t care about me you wouldn’t have said a word or would’ve known this much about me, but I see you. You know quite a bit about me and it’s a bit odd when you’re pretending to not care about my existence when you’ve been paying attention to my every action.  Maybe, just maybe, you actually want to see what the hype is all about. You secretly want to see what I’m capable of in the ring; your beloved Keelan saw something in me so why wouldn’t you see something in me too?

The thing that did anger me is when you started mentioning my sister and the details of her passing.  First, don’t you ever mention Miranda again or I’ll make sure you’re back in whatever redneck indy you came from by next week.  You saw what happened to Keelan and he said it when my patience was at an all-time high. Now I ask you something; did you grow up with your parents?  The comfort of a roof over your head every night? My sister and I survived things that no kids should’ve but she kept me strong. We went through wars of abuse and neglect, yet we both overcame all the odds and became the people we were meant to be.  Miranda was everything to me and the only way I feel like I can respect her is by putting my body on the line every week, aiming for that eventual world title. I won’t question what you’ve gone through, but you won’t see me disrespect your fallen comrades; I’m not stooping down to your level.  You started this whole debacle and you’re gonna want to get out of this Jeff, but you’re simply a fool. My sister wanted me to do this with her for the longest time and guess what? I never wrestled until after she passed, and guess what? I love wrestling with a passion now because of her influence and how one can have an impact on the less fortunate.  Yeah, I’ve been a bum, but I’m also incredibly successful, knowing where I came from. So please, stop acting like you know who I am and never reference my sister ever again. My mental and emotional state is none of your business; if I wasn’t fine, I wouldn’t be here right now speaking to you. If you want to test your luck with mentioning my personal matters, kiss your dream of going to FD altogether because I’ll send you back home with several injuries.  Yeah, I lost against Keelan in a match that could’ve gone to either one of us; he left that match a different man, banged up completely. Just know that I’m going to get my win back but getting the keys would be a nice side investment so I can jump back into where I was before I left for a year.

Jeff, whether you’re ready or not, you’re going to be consumed in flames.  No, it won’t be due to the excessive amounts of Bud Light you drink, it’s going to be the fire I leave in that ring every night.  It’s a fire that only a Fiora can produce with their sheer ability and passion for this business and you’ll feel it. This is for Miranda and her name will come to haunt you when you wake up Wednesday morning knowing that you’ve lost your crown.  You’re going to look at yourself in the mirror and slap yourself, realizing that this isn’t a dream. It’s real life and I will be on the road, working my way to a world title match. You may want to try to stop me, but it’ll be too late. I’ll be at Final Destination and by the end of the show, I’ll be holding that world title that’s kept me up days and nights, the one I’ve worked blood, sweat, and tears for.  The announcers and the world will be in shock, but you, you’ll just be frozen. You’ll hear the noise ringing through your head, facing the dark and deep reality that even a beer can’t take away.
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 25th 2019, 10:52 pm by Guest
(Camera pans over to a shot of Japanese barbecue searing over a heated pot as Moongoose McQueen sits at a tale with his eyes closed almost as if asleep. The background shows Moongoose in a booth in a crowded restaurant. As the meat sizzles and smoke rises into the air, McQueen opens his eyes  and looks directly at the camera. )
 
Adelmar Sauer…. Ambassador of the old world style wrestling. Your ambitions are noble, but futile as there is a perfectly good reason that only you practice such a style. It’s outdated, bland, and ineffective, with the only distinct you have to your advantage is your size. 386 lbs, or as you claim, 27 stones. But in this day and age, who comes to the show for the size.
 
I suppose I need to explain what happened last week. I attacked Hans Olson after our match in a fit of rage, despite telling myself that I did not care for that match and that I wouldn’t take it seriously. After all, Hans doesn’t interest me, he did not intrigue me. His merit, his wrestling ability and honest nature, but I digress. I simply got lost in the moment due to frustrations with my performance at Divine Retribution, and I do mean to say, performance.
 
I would imagine, Adelmar, that you do not care for that term, performance. Atleast believe it shouldn’t co-exist with wrestling, which I believe you define as a real competition among men. Point being said, I didn’t appreciate Hans trying his best to beat me. He didn’t just simply rob me of a victory. He opted to get an easy and cheap win rather than entertain the thought of pushing me to my limit, which he failed.  You ever know that feeling, Adel. You got this hyped built up, only for it to be taken away before the climax, and in that instance, I snapped. A Roll up. A god damn roll. And sure, perhaps it was wrong for meto get angry at him. Perhaps I should had invited Han here with me tonight to enjoy this feast as an apologize.
 
But I’d be lying if I had brought him in here and I didn’t toss this pot of hot coal in his face, because deep down, yeah. I’m still frustrated with Divine Retribution, and have yet to find someone proper to take it out on. If I could, I’d take it out on Scott Oasis, but as a man of my word, I will not touch him. Perhaps after Final Destination, but Aria Jaxon has earned that right to challenge him. But then you ask, what am I do to until then? What can a man of my caliber do after being the world title contender? Do I go after another title? Do I aimlessly fight whoever is assigned to face me? Do I just go backstage and pick a fight with whoever I feel deserves to face my wrath? It’s a mystery at the moment, even to me.
 
The only thing I do know is. I’m starving. I’m hungry. I need to feed. Now I could just grab what I can and just eat and eat. But if you wait just a little bit longer, place it over some heat, wait to add in a few more ingredients,  only then, do you have a satisfying meal. I mean, you’re a big man. Surely you know what I’m talking about. And as bad as it sounds, Adelmar, you lack seasoning. You don’t seem appetizing to me. And you see, I’m a very picky eater. But I know dog food when I look at it, and you’re a steaming pile of it. Cook it as you may, it still taste like shit, and it would be best to avoid it all together. But when you work in OWA, sometimes, shit is all they can give you, and quite frankly, I’m better than that. I’m better than you. I’m not afraid of you. I just know any confrontation I have with you will not satisfy me. I have so reason to shit on what you believe in. Old style wrestling, if I took that from you, what else would you have to offer? Absolutely nothing, and the sad truth is. I’m going into this match with you in the same mindset as I went with Hans.
 
I’ll admit it. I’m not too thrilled about it. I’m not going to pretend and act like every opponent I face is someone I want to face or I have something to be angry with them. At the end of the day, some people, such as yourself, just don’t mean anything to me at all. You are not my friend. You are not my enemy. You are nobody to me. And sure, maybe I should invite you here to dine with me, and we can change all that. But I rather not waste the time and effort to know what makes Adelmar ticks, when truth is, it doesn’t take much to know and use it against you. You’re not very good at hiding it. If I had to some it up, you probably hate those “god damn millennial wrestlers” who does flips, focus more on fighting than wrestling, and show off in the ring. So in other words, you don’t like me. That’s fine. That’s cool. But the feeling is mutual.
 
I don’t like 386 lb behemoths who think they can use raw power to get their way. Some of us are not born to be that big, in fact, it’s a gift, a blessing to naturally have the world fear you. But guys like me, we have to work for it. I gotta come up with plans and execute it like an art form, and I’m talking about respect. Adelmar, I know people are impressed with you, but quite frankly, I’m not. Just because you choose to come out announced in stones, and because you big and athletic, it would be stupid to believe that makes you on my level when I’ve faced bigger giants. I’ve faced those that preach the old style and practice it. I’ve done this before, can you blame me for getting sick and tired of being fed the same crap over and over throughout my career? Guy like you, Han, and probably the next guy they have me face, they don’t interest. There is no, what’s the right term that I’m looking for…. Spirit.
 
That’s right, spirit. The very essence of life and livelihood for which you do not possess. While you focus on making the body bleed, I focus on making the soul bleed, and that essentially is what makes guys like me the future of this industry. My work tells a story, where your so-called revival of your style is already dead in the water before it began. Who is going to follow you, when it’s people saying my name, whether it’s praises or booes, no one is going to know who is Adelmar Sauer is. Maybe you think that by beating me, people will notice you and think I’m going to put on a few pounds, grow a few inches, and learn a bunch of moves where the only thing you really can do when it doesn’t work is to do it again and hit harder like some kind of barbarian. No, Adelmar. What I do… is art. It’s a craft. Much like that of a chef, it is my job to raise expectation and give them a unique and satisfying experience.  But even so, what can I even do with a bland colorless slab of meat such as yourself when there are bigger and more rich cuts out there for me to work with?
 
But take it as a good thing, Adelmar. After all, I having nothing to want to do with you means a lot of things too. For example, I do not hate you enough to care. I’m not mad at you. If I was, it would be a different story, one that is worthy for me to tell. But I wouldn’t push that button, because as of this moment, I’m making sure whoever I pick to punish, can satisfy my anger, but as each day past, it’s almost like even the smallest thing can trigger me, and I wouldn’t envy that son of a bitch that happens to be in my warpath.
 
(Moongoose McQueen snaps a chopstick and digs into the meat he had cooking, blowing on it before placing it in his mouth. He puts down the chopstick and takes a sip from his tea. He wipes his mouth with a hankerchef and tosses it on top of the grill, before standing up and flipping the table over, spilling the food and burning charcoal all over the floor. He takes out his wallet and begins to toss money on the floor as a crowd stares. He snaps his finger as members of the Shin-SEKAI from the next booth over rises up and rushes to his side.)
 
Needs more salt.
 
(Moongoose signals for his gang to leave. A waiter tries to get involved, only for Moongoose to shove him to the side. Customers look on in shock and awe as Shin-SEKAI makes their leave)
DampshawIIIఒ
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 25th 2019, 9:04 pm by DampshawIIIఒ
Oh, Udy. I'd say I was surprised...but I'm not. I've been in this business for about 5 or 6 years now. A mere pebble in the ocean I know, but that time has allowed me to hear it all. The praise, the accolades. The hatred and insults. And I can honestly say, you are just like everyone else. "Silver spoon"? Being "handed everything"? "Pompous aristocrat"? Did you watch tapes of other people's promos on me and just cherry pick which cliches sounded the most scathing? We've been through this a thousand times. Yes, I was born into immense wealth. Yes, I was privileged in ways no normal man or woman can imagine. And guess what, Udy? I have enough money that if I wanted to, I could buy your entire family and throw them back on the dirty, disgusting streets of whatever backwater village you were birthed into. 


I find it humorous that you brought up the history of England colonizing India as if I'm supposed to feel sorry for that. What do you want, my deepest apologies for "my people's transgressions"? You should feel so lucky. England is the reason you people have clean water, television and food that isn't infested with bugs. Now I know that isn't...."PC" so allow me to change the subject. You say the love of the fight and the love of spilling blood is what drives you. My son, you have no idea what it means to spill blood. You may think you do because you've wrestled in some backyard hole where you and your friends hit each other over the head with steel chairs and bleed, but you don't. You have no real concept of what it's like to hold another man in your hands and feel the hot plasma flow through your fingers, watching the life fade from their eyes, hearing the screaming of their families....You do not understand anything about that. You can play tough guy all you want, but you have never been where I've been. You've never seen the things I have, and you never can, so don't even pretend.


You call me a bully as if we are on the schoolyard. You proved my point. You're no man. You're a sniveling little child and as I previously stated, you are in way over your head. I've made it a point to never just overlook my opponents or brush them off as nothing, and I imagine you'll show me something...for a few minutes anyways. You believe wholeheartedly in yourself that you're the next big thing here in OWA, that everyone needs to stop and take notice of you, and that in itself will carry you. You may carve out a nice niche for yourself here, but not against me. I'm sorry. Whatever "baptism" you think you're going to receive is not going to happen. The only baptism will be me drowning you in your own blood.


Regardless of what you were told or what you may think, I don't make false threats. I don't scream wildly into the night with no one listening. When I say "I am the grass, the wind and the sun", it isn't the ramblings of a madman like everyone thinks. I feel the neurons and synapses of the entire universe flowing through this mortal carriage I am currently inhabiting. I have existed as a fighter since before your ancestors have even breathed, this is just the form you see me in here. I will not falter to you and cower to my mansion. You don't want to know what I have in that place, but in fact...maybe when I'm done with you, I'll take you there to show you. You say I'm crazy? Once you take one look at what I have there, your mind will break.


"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."


Come, Udy. Let me take you home.


HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff X
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 25th 2019, 7:51 pm by Jeff X
Let It Die


Askin, North Carolina
Day After Kingdom
March 18, 2019


The scene opens up to the front door of the small, simple house that OWA’s own Jeff X calls home.  After a quick knock by the camera crew, an unfamiliar man in his mid-thirties opens the door.  He looks rough to put it mildly.  His blonde hair is a mess and he looks as if he might vomit at any moment.


“Ugh...JEFF!”


The man turns his back to us and walks forward, plopping down on the couch and putting his hands over his face, groaning.  Just then Jeff X emerges from the kitchen, smiling.

“Oh, good.  I was expecting you guys to show up.”


Jeff looks at the man on his couch quizzically.


“Tyler, the fuck’s wrong with you?”


“Twenty years.  I’ve known you twenty damn years and somehow I STILL haven’t learned not to go out with you on St. Patrick’s Day.”


Jeff laughs hysterically for a moment.

“It was St. Patrick’s Day!  We’re SUPPOSED to get shit-faced!”


“I’m not 25 anymore Jeff!!!”


“I don’t know what that has to do with anything.  You drank like a damn girl back then too.  Do me a favor and toss me those keys on the table there, will ya?”


Tyler sits up and grabs the keys from the dining room table.  He holds them up and stares at them, almost in awe.


“Woah...are...are these the Keys to Kingdom that you won?”


“Yes, Tyler.  The Keys to Kingdom come on an old NASCAR lanyard, complete with a bottle opener.  No, you idiot, those are to the Chevy.  Now will you hand ‘em here.  I gotta make a beer run.  And take a fucking shower while I’m out.  You smell like Fiora.”


Tyler tosses the keys to Jeff and groans again as he lays back down.


“How can you even think about more beer right now?  You’re not human.”


Jeff laughs again as he lights up a cigarette and looks at the camera.


“Come on guys.  Let’s let sleeping beauty here get some rest.  We got a lot to discuss anyway.”


Jeff grabs a Bud Light from the fridge before making his way outside.  The camera follows him onto the small front porch as the door shuts behind him, leaving his poor, hungover friend to rest.  Jeff smiles as he cracks the top of his beverage and takes a sip.  He stares out at the woods around him as the sun hangs high in the sky.  It’s an unusually warm day for March and Jeff looks to be in particularly high spirits, just two weeks removed from becoming the inaugural Keys to the Kingdom winner.


“I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t feeling pretty good right now.  And after all, why wouldn’t I be?  We’re just a few short weeks away from Final Destination...the biggest wrestling event of the year...the stage that I have been waiting my entire life to perform on.  You’ve all heard me talk for months now about how I would do anything in my power to earn my place at Final Destination and I have done just that.  Since Clash of Titans, there hasn’t been a single individual in this company that can say they’ve pinned my shoulders to the mat for the count of three.  Week after week, I have come out and delivered on the words that I’ve spoken as I’ve ripped through everybody that they’ve put before me.  And that all culminated at Divine Retribution when I claimed the Keys to the Kingdom.  Now, it’s true that the Keys are not the end game here, but they are a means to getting there.  And as long as I am the holder of the keys, my Final Destination spot is all but assured.  But at the same time, I realize that I can’t get to where I want to be by simply being content as the one who holds the keys.  I need defenses for it to truly mean anything.  It’s why I asked for this match this week.  I don’t feel like wasting anymore time.  I’m not getting any younger and I have many goals that I still wish to achieve in my time here.  Of course, I had assumed that Tressler would have given me a worthy opponent, but at the end of the day, I suppose I’ll just have to settle with beating that mangy-looking hobo, Nathan Fiora.”

Jeff pauses to take a drag from his smoke and another sip of beer.


“There’s so many great men and women in our locker room.  I can think of plenty of them that have earned the right to be the first to challenge me for the keys.  Hans Olsen, Kevin Maverick, Keelan Callihan, Donny Dragon...but yet...they give that opportunity to you, Nate, and quite frankly it vexes me.  I mean, what exactly is it that you’ve done to earn this?  And please don’t start listing any of your mid-card EAW accomplishments from years ago as if that still means anything here today in this company.  I don’t care about that.  I want to know what you’ve done here.  In OWA.  The single greatest wrestling promotion on the planet today.  Beat Adelmar Sauer?  Big deal.  Who hasn’t?  That lumbering idiot has been getting knocked down to size by any and everyone since the moment he showed up here.  Only thing separating you from anyone else is that you had to attack the poor bastard with a guitar before the match even started to get the job done.  I’ll give you credit for one thing though, at least you finally found some good use for that guitar of yours, because I looked up a few of your big ‘hits’ yesterday and, I gotta tell you man...listening to your music was more painful than any wrestling hold that I’ve ever been put in.”


Again, Jeff pauses to take a drink from the bright, blue can.


“Hell, maybe that’s why you decided to come back to wrestling after all.  Finally realize that you weren’t quite cut out for the music industry?  Decided to come back here and give this a go again?  But what you must have forgotten is that you aren’t cut out for wrestling either.  You couldn’t make it the first time around in EAW and you damn sure aren’t going to make it here this time.  Not at my expense.  Because at Divine Retribution, while you were still licking your wounds from the culmination of some petty rivalry from years ago with Keelan Callihan...a losing effort might I add...I was busy defeating five of the most promising and talented young competitors that this brand has to offer to claim these keys for myself.  You see, Nate, you just showed up here pretty recently and have very few matches under your belt...only one of which you’ve actually won.  But I...I have been toiling away here on Kingdom for the better part of the last year...scratching and clawing my way back up the ladder...painting the ring in my blood as well as the blood of my opponents.  And I’ve done it all to be able to stand here today holding the Keys to Kingdom.  By defeating you those Keys turn into a shot at the Spartan’s Championship.  Hell, if I decide to defend them again after you, I’ll have earned myself a shot at the World Title.  Do you seriously think that there is any chance in hell that I’m going to let you take everything that I’ve worked so very hard for away from me?  You are literally all that’s standing in between myself and my long overdue shot at championship gold.”

Jeff’s eyes light up for a moment as if he just had some kind of epiphany.  He smiles and takes another drink as he flicks his cigarette butt out into the yard.


“But I know you desire that same shot at championship gold, don’t you Nathan?  After all, you have more to fight for than just pride.  You’ve vowed to get your hands on the World Championship for the memory of your fallen sister.  And what better way to reach those goals by taking the keys for yourself, successfully defending them a few times, and cashing in for that opportunity.  I get it.  It’s only logical.  And it’s an admiral cause.  But in the end, it’s a fool’s errand that will leave you broken and hurt once again Nate.  I mean...didn’t you vow to defeat Keelan for your sister as well?  How’d that work out?  You think Miranda was looking down with pride as you lied there, a bloody mess, while Keelan’s arm was the one raised in victory?”


Jeff’s smile fades and he takes another drink before continuing, his southern voice growing much more serious and somber.


“The simple answer is no.  No she wasn’t.  Miranda wasn’t looking at anything, because like it or not, Nathan...Miranda is dead.  It’s a tough hard pill to swallow, but your sister is gone and she’s not coming back.  Nothing you do in that wrestling ring is going to change that and trying to do so is going to bring you nothing but pain.  While I sympathize with you over the loss of your sister, it’s not going to give you some kind of an edge over anyone else.  Death is simply a part of life.  We’ve all lost people.  From every single person in that locker room to the every one of the fans that pack these arenas each and every week...all of us have lost people that we cared about.  I’ve dealt with death all of my life...family and friends.  We, as wrestlers, all tend to think that we got to war with each other every time that we step in between those ropes, but I’ve been to actual war Nathan.  I’ve been there in Afghanistan as I had to watch my brothers die all around me, never knowing when my time was next.  It’s a visual and a feeling I’ll never forget and I carry them all with my everywhere I go.  I tried for a long time to use that loss to my advantage in the ring...to motivate me, much like you are now, but the simple fact of the matter is that it achieves you nothing.  It doesn’t help you win and it only makes it hurt worse when you lose.  So do us both a favor Nathan and stop trying to do this for her.  Because she can’t see what’s happening nor does she know what your doing.  She’s nothing more than a memory in your mind as well as your heart now.  So instead of fighting for her, do this for you Nathan.  Do it because it’s what you want to do.  For while I have no problem in taking responsibility for the physical pain that you’ll receive this week, I have no desire to place on my conscience the mental anguish you will feel when you inevitably let your sister down once again.”

Jeff finishes his beer and tosses the can into the recycling bin on the other side of the porch.


“You see, I have my own things to fight for and my own goals to accomplish, Nathan.  And I’m not going to let you or the ghost of your sister slow me down.  My sights are firmly set on Final Destination and I’m so close that I can taste it, as if it were just another mouthful of Bud Light.  And if you get in my way, Nathan...then I will make sure that your own personal final destination...is the same as your beloved sisters’.  See you Tuesday Nate.”

The camera focuses in on the ice cold blue eyes of the holder of the Keys for a moment before fading out to black.


[Fade To Black]
Ground Zero
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 25th 2019, 5:43 pm by Ground Zero
[THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM GROUND ZERO]
 
[SUBJECTS: DONNY DRAGON AND JAMES ANDERSON]
 
[TARGET: ALEX SCOTT]
 
[INSTRUCTIONS: TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE]
 
Donny Dragon and James Anderson are standing over a table in the war room, their shit eating grins obnoxious but deserved.
 
James: Oh, what’s that? What the fuck is that? Are Ground Zero everywhere?
 
Donny: No, surely not? We can’t possibly be EVERYWHERE! That would be absurd!
 
James: Well, let’s do a quick checklist, shall we? Kingdom?
 
Donny: Uhh, Nate’s there, so are we. Check!
 
James: Odyssey?
 
Donny: Lieta! Check!
 
James: Olympus?
 
Donny: No, no, we’re not on Olympus…wait. That tag match that we broke up the other day…that was at an Olympus show, right?
 
James: Check! God damn it, we really are everywhere, huh? I mean, we’ve got the tag titles to go after, Nate’s got the Spartan’s, and Lieta could tear Nikita LaShae’s head off without thinking twice! Ground Zero are about to be DRAPED in gold, baby! DRAAAAAPED!!
 
Donny: What a marvellous reality it is that we inhabit, James. I mean, I couldn’t think of a better person to do it with than you. Dollhouse? Wild Boys? What kind of a world do we live in where the tag division’s represented by Princess Peach, Rosalina, and the Mario Brothers? I mean, has the whole damn world gone crazy?
 
James: It’s a tragedy, my friend, a real tragedy.
 
Donny: Speaking of which, you see who my opponent is this week?
 
James: Well, you DID just pin the current Spartan Champion, so I’d imagine it’s a pretty big match. You got a title shot?
 
Donny: Nope!
 
James: Aria Adjacent?
 
Donny: Nope!
 
James: Jeff Ecks?
 
Donny: Nope!
 
James: Keelan Chechik?
 
Donny: NOPE!
 
James: Then who the hell is it?
 
Donny: Drumroll please.
 
James: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………..
 
Donny: ALEX SCOTT!
 
James: Alex WHAT?!
 
Donny: I know! The CAW himself! The man, the myth, the legendary answer to a question that nobody has asked, will ask, or will even write down. Alex Scott, a man whose first victory came at the expense of Kevin Maverick, whose LAST loss was at the hands of Layne Kurobane. And as we all know, wrestling math cannot be argued with. I beat Layne, who beat Kevin, who lost to Alex, so I’m better then Ale- wait, uhh, no, that doesn’t check out. Look, it’s needless info, ignore it. Alex Scott is a man who is more than just a boring name, he’s uhh, I hear he’s a good cook!
 
James: Where did you hear that?
 
Donny: I didn’t but I don’t wanna hurt the kid’s feelings. I’m gonna be so busy hurting his body that his feelings will be all he has left. Look, we know his track record, this is the third time I’m sharing the ring with the man and I’ve said so much about him that I’m running out. He got his ass beat by me and Hans in that tag match, and he’s the sucker who got pinned at Keys to the Kingdom. You know how hard it is to get pinned in a match like that? It’s a one in six chance! He was the one dude crappy enough that he ended up eating shit and losing, he ruined it for all of us! Keys to the Kingdom was mine, Alex! But you’re such a turd blossom that you lost before I could win! Everybody but Jeff hates you, right now. We all looked on in horror when we realised that the longevity of the match rested on the shoulders of the kid who would be crap. Hell, if you’d never been in there…
 
James: How DID he get into that match in the first place? He was on like a million-match losing streak.
 
Donny: Maybe his dad works in catering or something. I did notice a rather large dip in the food quality after I started ragging on this dude. Anyway, point is that had you never been in there and got your ass kicked, Jeff wouldn’t have had the path to easy victory. You were a gift-wrapped conduit to the Keys, you little bastard. And somehow, someway, you’re still stinking up the joint with your presence. I mean, do you honestly, really, in your heart of fucking hearts, believe that you…YOU will be the first person in OWA to pin or submit Donny freaking Dragon? The man who made Scotty Adams tap and embarrass that Aussie abortion to the point he hasn’t shown his face here since? The man who pinned Layne Kurobane and now has a more valid claim to the Spartan Title than the champ himself? The man who just made headlines by showing up on an Olympus-branded supershow to spread the good word of Ground Zero? You’re not even a speed bump on the road to Final Destination, Alex, you’re a bit of roadkill that is just gonna get progressively more hideous as cars continue to run over it. Look! There’s your little roadkill brain, flying off into the distance as it’s crushed under the wheels of a semi! Look at it go! Hooray! God damn it, Alex, when are you gonna take the hint that you don’t belong here? What is it even that you do? You talk about how much you deserve to be here, how hard you’ve worked. Christ! We all deserve to be here, we were signed to contracts! We didn’t just walk into the arena one day and get booked on the card. We all worked hard, this is wrestling! Surely, anybody who’s gone through basic training at a school knows that working hard is a prerequisite for doing this for a living? Are you…James, I don’t think I should say this.
 
James: Why not?
 
Donny leans over and whispers to James.
 
Donny: Is…is it politically incorrect to make fun of people with special needs? I think Alex might be…retard-ted.
 
James: I mean, it wouldn’t be very NICE, I can assure you of that.
 
Donny leans away.
 
Donny: Alex, look, I know that mommy and daddy always told you that you were special as a kid. But umm, they didn’t mean it in the usual way. Like, you were never particularly brilliant at anything, never had the chance of excelling. You see, there’s these things called chromosomes, and when a child is born with an extra one-
 
James: AND THAT’S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR, FOLKS!
 
Donny: Damn, time to work out already? Time to harden our glutes? Chisel our rock-hard abs some more? But I was just starting to get into my groove making fun of the window licke-
 
[STATIC]
Aria Jaxon
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 25th 2019, 1:49 pm by Aria Jaxon
I.

Days like this, matches like this, they’re the ones that cause a less self-assured competitor to crack.

I’ll caution you right from the start not to get too far ahead of yourself, Lars. I’m not looking at you or any other man I’ll face on the home stretch to Final Destination as some larger-than-life task that I don’t know how to deal with. On paper, it might seem like I’ve already done the heavy lifting. The Clash has come and gone, I ran the marathon, and I came away with what mattered the most. I outlasted them all, including you, Lars. But now I’m caught in the in-between period, that chunk of time in between the winning the Clash and the championship match that came along with it. This is what it feels like to be in the crucible. The eyes of the world are upon me now, waiting to see if I’ll make any stutter steps en route to the show of shows. I’ve got a target on my back, as evidenced by the actions of someone like Jon McAdams or the petty vendetta of someone like our pathetic excuse for a General Manager. Everyone wants to make an example outta me. You’re not the first man to look at me and assume that taking my head off my shoulders would be a first-class ticket to bigger and better things. You spelled it out clear as day; you’ve doubled down on the belief that beating me this week would be a bargaining chip you could effortlessly turn into an eventual OWA World Championship match. It’s not the worst idea in the world, but...how can I put this? If I were anyone else, you might be onto something. You’re facing me, though -- a woman who’s been here since day one, and is this close to making her year-long trek to the top of OWA’s ranks truly mean something. I’m not your stepping stone, I’m not someone placed in front of you to teach you a valuable lesson, I’m not a challenge you’ll be able to feel good about overcoming. I’m the winner in this scenario, Lars, and that fact won’t change despite the fact that you’re about to throw your absolute best at me. It’s funny, because for a man who’s won a gold medal and apparently knows what it takes to become the best in your field, you sure have learned a lot about second place finishes in your time in OWA. That’s fine. You took those losses on the chin and kept moving forward, just as you will with this one. It’s all been wonderful practice for something like this.

I’ve had people try to end my career, come into my home, and talk directly to my husband while they’re tryna beat my ass, so don’t give yourself too much credit, Lars. Nothing you’ve said has constituted “crossing the line”. At no point during all of this have I been offended. Confused, maybe, but definitely not offended. What, was saying I’m more than just eye candy supposed to be a compliment? I’ve loooooong since dispelled any belief that might actually be true. I’m a world-class athlete, and while you spent plenty of time kissing my ass and shouting that to high heaven, you spent enough time focusing on trivial bullshit like my looks or how smeared my makeup might be when all of this is over. Shit like that is why I have a hard time believing you when you say I’ve never faced anyone like you. No, I’ve never faced an Olympian, but you chose your most superficial trait as the thing that you believed separated you from any other man I’ve competed against -- and beaten. In a perfect world, the things you’re capable of might have me second-guessing the things I’m saying, but here? What you’re capable of -- as a talented but far from infallible wrestler -- don’t scare me in the slightest. Peel away the Olympic exterior, and beneath it is someone who’s hitting me with the same material that’s been lobbed in my direction for years. It’s part of why I believe I can beat you, Lars -- because I’ve been here before.

I also have the luxury of being able to say I’m too focused to take an L right now. Can you say the same? I’m so far beyond being the woman who let shit in her peripheral take her focus away from the things that mattered. I’m done with the stables and the side quests. My trajectory is forward, straight ahead to Final Destination and the championship I’ll soon have strapped around my waist. You’ve got a million different possibilities running through your head now, tryna weigh the pros and cons of how your career could really take off if you were to manage to beat me. This is just another episode of Kingdom for me, Lars, and you’ve turned it into your Final Destination. I mean a great deal to you, and you’re just another opponent to me. The only thing you should be looking to accomplish here is looking formidable in defeat. And if you still wanna shake hands when all is said and done, I’ll happily do that. After the bell and that little display of sportsmanship, you’ll know deep down that everything I said was true. It won’t be the odds you fail to overcome. It’ll be The Queen.
The Udy
Re: OWA Promos!
Post March 25th 2019, 7:02 am by The Udy
“The Real Challenge”




“You say you are the owls, the trees, the grass, the wind and the sun? Boy I must say your delusion is as cute as a Pig’s squealing before being slaughtered.”, The Real Alpha scoffs.

But I understand, after being raised with the proverbial silver spoon stuck in your mouth like a parasitic twin and either being handed or purchasing every accomplishment you can boast of, you were thrust into the real world.  That can be jarring and I fully understand that.  You cracked under the pressure, didn’t you? And now you live with a pseudo split personality.  You are at the same time the pompous asshole from the stupid isle. You are also the cracked fucking king who talks to himself.  And finally you are a man child that is so sassy that he tries to insult me by talking about my hair. Really? How much more will you fall? And you speak of intelligence? Irony huh?”

“Your daddy must be disgusted I am sure.  I mean it’s so idiotic that its actually funny Reggie boy!”, Udy laughs.

And you talk about wolves and owls?”, Udy scoffs again, “Man, I am not going to say I am a werewolf or shit because I fully understand the difference between a disease and reality.  But trust me even if the things are not real, there some elements of the unreal dimension that stays back with you, hidden in the deep crevices of the complex structure of human psyche.  Like your inherent stupidity, for me what stayed back is the love of fight, the love to spill blood and the urge for violence.  The fiction of the diseased soul will merge with the fact of the destructive force, man. You see, this week, you will probably end up wishing you had faced a real werewolf because they have vulnerabilities.  You will probably wish you hadn’t faced me because man, I am not going to be stopped by silvers or stakes. Oh no, I will not!”

Udy gets serious.

“I will stand up to you and your pompous bullying ass-face and will kick your skull in.  I will kick your egoistic butt so bad you will end up crawling back to the comfort of your mansion, your tail of failure tucked between your tired legs. And spend the rest of your life as a crack-head talking to yourself and your stupid ancestors, asking what would have happened had you not crossed my path and me???”, Udy smirks a bit.

“Reggie boy, all your silver bullets you so fondly talk about will be of no use other than decorating your fallen body as it’s taken away to Broadmoor because that’s where you belong. I will do you the favor of curing your insanity man.  I will save the world of your stinking presence.  I will save you from yourself”

“You will fall this week at Kingdom and for you it will be the end of your bull crap of a career here.  For me, it will be the beginning and your blood, sweat and bones will baptize me as ‘The Real Alpha’ of OWA! So Reggie I will see you at Kingdom because I am sure your pomp, ego and craziness won’t allow you to run and hide but I am also sure your vile cowardly blood is actually begging you to. Question is whether you listen to your ego or your fear?”

“The ultimate reality is your end man because even if you run, I will hunt you down. You say I lack killer instinct? What if I say I am the instinct man?  What if I say I am the life and death? For I am the day and night, light and darkness, the sea and the sand and I AM YOUR END”, Udy looks straight at the camera as it slowly fades out.
Jessie B.
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 25th 2019, 5:55 am by Jessie B.
What Mongoose McQueen did after our match was pathetic. This guy is a veteran in this business and yet he can’t accepted a lose to An Olympic Gold Medalist? What a pussy. I’m not holding a grudge but would my opponent this week do the same to me? That’s right, I’m talking about you, Aria Jaxon.

I mean you’re a veteran just like him and I wish so bad that you can accepted a lose to An Olympic Gold Medalist. Yes, I’m confident to go into our match Aria. I mean you’ve proven your name here and elsewhere. You won The Clash of Titan match which was really great. Yes, men or women makes no different to me and you’re a household name, Aria. If I can beat you this week, it’ll be a great for me. Hell, I might be the one who challenges you or Scott Oasis next for The OWA World Championship.    

You have to understand, this match really means a lot to me. I’ve proven myself at Amateur Wrestling and it’s the best time for me to do the same in professional wrestling. You’re not an ordinary eye candy, you’re also one of the toughest bitches that this business has ever seen. You’ve beaten the best and the rest but I’m certainly going to bring my A-Game to the ring. Are the odds against me? Yes, I can say that, but make no mistake, Aria, I’m going to beat you.  
  
I don’t underestimated you by any means. You sacrificed  yourself for all these years and it was worth it. You have numerous accomplishment and accolades under your reign and you have a chance to win The OWA World Championship if you beat Scott Oasis At Final Destination. I wish you the best of luck and I don’t hate the idea of you as The OWA World Champion. You’re one of the best talents in this company and I have countless respect to you.  

Without a shadow of doubt, I’m going to learn something from you in our upcoming match. I mean look at you, you're a natural athlete. But tell you what? I’m always ready to face off against anyone and everyone. Be it an upcoming rookie or a veteran like you. No offence, but I do think it’s a good idea to face you in the ring. Apart from learning something from you, it will be a good idea to try my hardest to beat you. Just like you said, I’m trying to make my name for myself in this company and one of the best ways to do so is beating an established name just like yourself. I mean, it will be hard for me to do so. You are the type who’s always looking something for yourself. But every time I face off against someone like you, I know I can accomplish something for myself. My purpose here is to be on the top just like you are. I believe there was a time when you were in a similar situation like me, Aria. I know you’re looking for a momentum going forward to Final Destination. Especially you’re going to face an Olympic Gold Medalist. I believe you want to win so bad. Therefore, I believe you can understand what I’m feeling right now. I’m going to beat you and if I have to break your ankle which would cost your match at Final Destination, I will certainly do it. 

This could be considering as crossing the lines but you see Aria, every time people said I’m crossing the line, I don’t stop. I never stop. When people say I’m crossing the line, I just go even further. Everytime people say I take things too far, I’ll take my actions even further. I’m crossing the line in order to make a name for myself. I don’t hate you at all, but your makeup will be messed up when you’re going up against The Olympic Gold Medalist. I’m pretty sure this is your first time you’re going to meet an Olympic athlete like me. I know what I’m capable off and I know you’ll find it difficult to beat me.  

In the end, I don’t hate you. I’m paying my respect to you by giving everything I have. I want to see you beating Oasis if it’s go as possible. It’s just unfortunate that I have to win in your expense. It’s nothing personal. In-fact, I’m thinking highly of you. I’ve stated my reason already. If one strategy doesn’t work for me, I will always have something under my sleeves. I know what I’m capable off, including beating you right in the middle of the ring. I don’t know if you take this as an offended thought and I honestly don’t care. In the end it’s just going to be hell on earth for you, Aria. It’s nothing personal, it’s just business. I would love to shake your hand before and after the match over if you don’t do what McQueen did. I have no problem if you beat me, Aria, you’re an established name after all. But no one wants to be the second best and I’m going to be the best by beating you.  

Oh, it’s real! It's damn real!
DampshawIIIఒ
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 24th 2019, 5:36 pm by DampshawIIIఒ
Excuse me if I sound...ungrateful, but after having a discussion with Mr. Tressler with him assuring me that I will be an important part of Final Destination, I come to find out that I am being put in a match with yet another new person. So again, excuse me if I come off as ungrateful, but that doesn't quite inspire confidence in me, does it? How much have I proven here in the last few months? How many of your idols do I need to defeat until I get what is mine? I'm sure everyone was weepy and nostalgic when Jon McAdams came out last week and announced his retirement. He poured his heart out saying he didn't have what it takes anymore, but he didn't say why. He said based on his last few matches, he doesn't belong, but he didn't say who one of those matches were against. Once again, I am that dark, locked room that you're not allowed to go into. My name seems to not be allowed to be uttered. Why did Jon McAdams retire? Well, losing to a woman could be one thing, but he's hiding the fact that the sheer humiliation he felt after I beat him shook him to his core. What did I say? I said I knew after defeating him, that he had no chance against Aria Jaxon at Divine Retribution. Physically and mentally, his loss against me affected him so badly that not only could he not stand up to Ms. Jaxon, but he could not show his face as a competitor in OWA any longer. The way I see it, the years would not have been kind to him and his body would eventually break down, leaving him a shell of his former self. So, Mr. McAdams, you're welcome. You're welcome that I gave you 10, 20, maybe even 30 more years on your health and on your life. Really..it's nothing.


And speaking of nothing, I have....Udy? People here call me crazy, but this man claims to be part wolf. Not for some symbolic, totemic reasons but he truly believes himself a kind of werewolf like he is straight out of West Saxon tome. People mock me for what they say is me talking to the voices in my head. Of course, they are ignorant. They have no idea who I am. I don't talk to voices in my head like some mental homeless man talking to flies. If they saw the true power I possess, their tiny minds wouldn't be able to handle the sheer gravity of it all. But Udy? He's the loony here. He should have been locked up in Broadmoor, not me. 


But let me humour you, Udy. You say you like to talk in riddles, yes? Well allow me to offer you one. "You are in the woods with owls and wolves. There are 22 eyes and 32 legs. How many owls and wolves are there?" You may think, "That's simple. 5 owls and 5 wolves". Two eyes and legs are your own, correct? Well, you would be right if this was a perfect world. But in these woods, I am the owls. I am the trees. I am the grass, the wind and the sun. There are eyes all around you. Everything you thought you knew, all the reason and logic you thought you possessed are gone. Vanished. Whisked away in the wind that I am. You are in my world now. I have all the silver bullets in my disposal and you are just a scared, whimpering pup. 


I suppose in that regard I should thank Mr. Tressler. Perhaps I was too hasty with my anger towards him.  I can see now what this is. This is an offering. This is Tressler saying, "Here you go, my boy. Fresh meat on your plate." We can keep on the lycan analogies all night, but I believe that's what it is now. So...O.K. Tressler. But I'm still waiting on that phone call. I know you have people to answer to and that you can't announce the Final Destination card due to sponsors and advertisement reasons, but this is me you're talking to. I'm a very patient man....until I'm not. Understand? Now there have been times, and I admit it was a tad presumptuous of me, where I'd tell my opponent not to bother showing up. Not to come into that ring because of what was going to befall them once the bell rang. Presumptuous because I foolishly presumed that those specific individuals were intelligent enough to heed my warnings. So for you, Udy, I'm not going to bother. Not with that stupid mop on your head that you call a haircut . Not with your little puzzles. I don't have to falsely presume you're intelligent. I can see just by looking at you that you're not. You're another young, hungry rookie looking to make a name for yourself at my expense. But this isn't going ro be a repeat of me losing my debut match against Jon McAdams only to come back and avenge my first loss. You're not going to have a long, illustrious career. You're not going to rectify your loss down the road. This is a fighting ring and like dog you are, when you're exposed for lacking that killer instinct needed to make it, I'm going to put you down. With malice and without mercy. And that...is reality.
The Udy
Re: OWA Promos!
Post March 23rd 2019, 12:56 pm by The Udy
OWA Live event (Friday 22nd March, 2019)
The Real Alpha arrives


‘A match between two local competitors just came to an end. As both Zik Mahoney and Big Luke were recuperating, “Game of Thrones-Main Title Theme” by Ramin Djawadi begins in a unique Lyre rendition. 


“The Real Alpha” Udy walks out slowly and kneels down to one knee.  He lets out a howl and stands up. 
The theme picks up pace as Tabla and Flute is added to the mix…


Udy slowly walks out in his street clothes (a jacket and a khaki trouser).  He eyes a still sitting Zik at ring side and taunts him.  He climbs into the ring and heads quickly to the diagonal Turn Buckle and climbs it. 


Udy puts one feet on the top TB and starts playing the crowd while removing his jacket.


He climbs down and throws the jacket outside and quickly turns around and runs.


Udy hits the “De Förbannelsen” on Big Luke who was just standing in awe, destroying him and bursting him open.  Luke rolls out of the ring slowly.


The Demon Wolf then stands up nonchalantly and asks for a microphone.’
 
 
“Reggie Boy! I am sure you were called Reggie boy before and I bet your pompous ass didn’t like it.”Udy smirks.


“You see Reggie, you may be ‘The Reginald Dampshaw the third’ in your own little world but let me give you a little cocktail of truth.  From 1858 to 1947, for 100 years your countrymen looted my country, India. The wealth that your rotten family boasts is not yours pal.  Just like your accomplishments are just as fake as the crab cakes made of fish.  Your kind always looks for validation via wealth and you use snobbishness to make yourself feel elevated above all.  But the reality is Reggie, you like an embodiment of every Brit out there, you are just looking for recognition.  Boy, you don’t even have a name.  You are just living off the name and vile accomplishments of your forefathers.  You are so pathetic that your pathetic family cringed at you and didn’t bother naming you.  Instead they wished and oh how they wished, you would turn out to be all right. By giving you the family name, they wanted to right the wrong but you just made what was already rotten shit even worse”, The Udy scoffs and smiles.


“You turned out just like history would have it my boy.  You turned out to be as much a perfect conniving cowardly bastard as your rotten ass blood would let you be.  But you came up short of pleasing and making your daddy proud!  Didn’t you?”, a smirk plays across The Real Alpha’s face and he plays the crowd again.

The camera zooms in at Udy’s face.


“Tell me Reggie, did your daddy hit you with his royal cane? Did he spit venom at you for being such a weasel?  Did he curse you and kick you out and asked you to prove yourself? Is that the reason Reggie why you cracked? Under the immense pressure to be successful when in truth, you were bred to be an useless good for nothing piece of horse shit?”, Udy laughs and spreads his arms and falls to his knees.

“You are a black sheep that was born in a country full of parasites Reggie! You and your kind always suck the blood out of the world just like your presence sucks the life and energy out of a place. Your pomp of calling yourself the King, albeit a cracked one, actually forebodes your fate.  Come this Kingdom, your false kingship will be over as I crack your skull in.  Your pomp will drain out as your rotten blood pours out.  However, I will give the devil his due man.  You are ruthless and sometimes do bring on a fight but ask your ancestors about 1947.  You were kicked out of a place you don’t belong.  And soon I will obliterate your short and stupid legacy from annals of OWA just like we did in ‘47 when your countrymen ran away with their tails between their legs!  History will repeat itself on the holy ground we call the OWA ring.”, The Demon Wolf rises to his feet again.


“Reggie boy, the truth is you are nothing but a parasitic sheep.  You are living oxymoron man.  So, enjoy your meager success at OWA till it lasts because come next week, you will be seating on your ass licking your wounds as “The Real Alpha”, as “The Demon Wolf”, as Udy begins his journey.”,  Udy smirks and plays the crowd again.


“The world will witness the end of the false King and will usher in the era of “The Real Alpha”.  So Reginald Dampshaw The Third,  The Demon Wolf asks you ‘Are you ready for the end?’”Udy smiles with slightly manic expression before dropping the mike.
 
 
GoT Theme song hits.


He climbs out of the ring talking trash with the crowd who are divided in their cheers and boos. 


As he nears the entrance, Udy turns around and spreads his arms wide and points the ring and mouths the words “every alpha will be replaced” before leaving.
Lieta Collins
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 23rd 2019, 12:03 am by Lieta Collins
Odyssey #1

I lost at Pluto’s Gate. Things didn’t go as planned for me.

(Lieta is shown taking a seat, she doesn’t seem happy at all. Probably in a worse mood than usual. She takes off her aviator shades before speaking.)

Must feel amazing for all of you, right? The little girl and waste of a roster space getting the win over me. Let’s be honest here, I got beaten. Do you know how that feels? It feels horrible, it pisses me quite off. Here I thought my mood couldn’t get any worst but you people wanted to do this interview, you better be happy that I have any bit of self-control. So let me guess what you want me to talk about. You all want to me to talk about my opponent Ronnie Osborne, sure let’s talk. Let’s talk about how I’m gonna be putting my foot down and asserting my dominance till victory. Welcome to Odyssey, Ronnie. You can join this hype train of the biggest brand in wrestling. Congrats on getting your career on this big track to success but it seems you’ve already run into a wall. You’ve got the honor and chance to fight me, “The Monarch”.


You get the opportunity and the chance to fight me in the place where I rule over this roster, in the ring. I heard what you said about me, a monarch complex right? Sounds about right when it comes to me and why should have one. I’m the first legitimate star this place brought over from the world of MMA. When you look at the rest of this and then you look at me, you see a clear cut difference. These are the girls they hire for entertaining people, each one of them could be some little girl’s hero for all I care but me. I’m here for the big fight, see three things make me tick, the personal enjoyment of beating others that aren’t on my level, the big fight feel and the paycheck I can get from it. Call it greed or whatever you want to call it but my big house says otherwise. The money that makes the world go round, it’s just what is needed for survival.


If this is a Monarch Complex then I enjoy every bit of it. People like me might be the worst kinds in this world but I stop caring about people’s opinions died quite a long time ago, Ronnie. You can’t be one to deny that I simply stopped.


See I’m still ticked off from my loss at Pluto’s Gate and they’re gonna put you in the ring with me, I feel kind of bad but mercy isn’t something I offer. Ground Zero doesn’t have time to show mercy and let people get away with anything. We take our prisoners with no remorse at all. Time to go back those roots, never let up and keep attacking till they’re down forever.


It sucks, you really seem like an okay person. I’m just in a horrible mood and need something to beat down on Saturday.



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(OOC: I know it's past the deadline but I wanted to get this in. Sorry to my opponent and writers.)
Diantha Rosso
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 22nd 2019, 11:57 pm by Diantha Rosso
And so I traveled all the way to the Gates of Hell....and returned with nothing to show for it. Moral victories mean nothing to me. I gave Azumi Goto everything that I could have mustered, yet somehow the "Ace" had fate intervene on my behalf. One split second of pain that I couldn't withstand, one buckled knee saved her from Galactica and the end of her championship reign. It is what it is, I suppose. 

I did, however, expose what I know and what Erica knew: all the talk of her hiding this "Beast" of hers, her true nature, was a farce. 

Final Destination is a destination I had no road map to...until it was revealed that I would be wrestling Rochelle for entry into a match that could soothe some of the aches and pains that I feel right now. There is nothing more that I would want than another opportunity to face Azumi or that disgusting human being she will be wrestling at Final Destination. And I will have it. I don't know you Rochelle, not the slightest little bit. All I know is that you are standing in the way of something I have been working towards my entire wrestling life: a World Championship. 

I don't care about how much the fans love you. I don't care how much you love being in OWA. I don't care what little momentum you generated by winning your match on the Preshow of the same show where I pushed the Women's World Champion to her limits. To me, you are just an ant on the sidewalk that I have to step on to make my way towards another opportunity to show the world what I can do. 

A lot of you think my moment in the sun is over now that Pluto's Gate has come and gone. You are wrong, dead wrong.

I'll show you all just how wrong by destroying this so-called wrestler and then cutting down whoever I have to so I can take what belongs to me: The OWA Women's World Championship.
Persephone Bane
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 4/16/19)
Post March 22nd 2019, 7:51 pm by Persephone Bane
"Please, just let me go..." Soft cries could be heard falling from plush lips. The camera hadn't picked up the view just yet, but you could easily make out that voice. That voice that belonged to one Savannah Sunshine. "I don't know what you people want from me... I've done nothing wrong! I can't-- I can't do this anymore. Everything hurts, please make it stop!" She sobbed, something that sounded gurgled and restrained. The sound of heavy footsteps could be heard pacing around the room, the man not paying her any mind until she vomited thick, tar-like substance onto the concrete floor. The camera finally picking up the view as he used the sleeve of his shirt to wipe at his wife’s face. Her face was sunken in almost, dark circles around her eyes and cheeks seemingly hollow.

“She doesn’t give up easily… Does she?” Dark purple eyes glanced into dark hazel eyes and Axl shook his head. “Afraid not, my love. It’s both an admirable and annoying trait she has always had. But, we have ways of silencing her. Are you hungry?” He stands now, holding a hand out to the woman who was seated on the concrete floor. She slowly stands, holding onto his hand as if he anchored her. “Starving, I haven’t been able to eat in four days because of that godforsaken woman..” She pouts and he leads her out of the dark room into the dimly lit hallway until they reach another room.

Axl reaches with his free hand to flip on the lights and tied up and bound on a chair in the center of the room is a man from Savannah Sunshine’s past. The very man who shaped and molded her into a professional wrestler. The man who had been there every step of the way and then some. The man who was almost like an older brother to her. Jaxon Ravenclaw struggled in the chair, even in spite of the injuries he clearly had. For a moment, a flash of confusion and worry came over Persephone’s face. But, it was quickly wiped away as she took a few steps towards him.

“Can I play with him?” She grinned cheekily, fingers dragging across the males bare chest and going lower and lower until she stopped just above the waistband of his jeans. “Ah, ah, ah… We’ve work to do, beloved. We don’t have time to play with our food, so let’s make this quick?” The two nod at one another and you can clearly hear the loud cries and screams from the man in the chair as blood splatters over the lens of the camera. The scene shifting into a new one minutes later. The cries and screams echoing for a few moments until Persephone and Axl come into view again.

“Pluto’s Gate didn’t exactly go in… our favor. But, that isn’t going to stop us from burning this entire place to the ground.” Persephone paces around what appears to be a graveyard. Black dress stopping a few inches above her knees as she twirls a dead rose in her hands. “There is one goal and one goal only for us, we don’t care for gold. We don’t care for shiny objects. We don’t even care if we win or lose. As long as we're causing chaos and inflicting as much pain as possible to our opponents. Eventually, we will be the only one left alongside our husband and together?”

She glances in Axl’s direction, smiling fondly. “Together, we will stand in the ruins of this wretched place and mold it into our vision.” She lets out a low laugh, dropping the dead flower into the pile of other dead flowers on freshly dug dirt. There is a fresh headstone at the top of the grave, but the name is unreadable and Persephone sits atop the headstone with one leg crossed over the other. She remains composed, silent for a few moments and you can hear the sound of owls in the background.

“But, we won’t worry about the past any longer. We’ll focus on the here and now instead. This week, we come to face none other than Eris. A woman we once faced in our old life. We--” She pauses abruptly, letting out a hard laugh as she shakes her head. “Savannah failed to carry out the plan. Failed to pick up the win over this wretched woman, but we won’t make that same mistake. We won’t allow ourselves to fail so miserably. We won’t allow ourselves to be seen as weak.”

She shakes her head, tugging at her hair a bit as she licks over two-toned lips. Top lip black, bottom lip a bloody red color. She’s seemingly lost in her own thoughts as she stares straight ahead, but she suddenly burps and spits out what one could only assume is bits of bone. “Excuse us..” She giggles almost child-like as she covers her mouth with one of her hands. “As we were saying, we are not Savannah Sunshine. We are not to be taken lightly and we will have our vengeance and pick up the victory in this match one way or another.”

Persephone shifts, sliding off of the headstone as she dusts herself off a bit. She inhales a small breath, gaze drifting back towards the camera. “We watched as you failed to defeat Natalie Cage just under one week ago. We watched as you struggled to find any piece of semblance of darkness and unleash it upon your opposition. We watched as you became as weak as you truly are and we were entertained.” She laughs, covering her mouth with one hand before her expression suddenly grows dark and cold.

“We do not expect you to make this easy on us. But, we do not expect to walk out of this empty-handed either. No matter what we have to do to ensure that you are left all alone staring up at the lights or possibly unconscious, we will make sure we are the one walking out victorious in the end. We won’t waste our breath on you too much, quite frankly… You aren’t worth out time. But, you’ll soon learn as everyone else has learned, that Savannah Sunshine is dead! Dead… Dead… Dead! No light lives inside of this vessel any longer, only darkness and the pure need to spill blood fills us to the very core.”
Fingers brush dark locks from her face, she grows silent for a moment and glances towards the headstone with a dark chuckle. “Here lies Savannah Sunshine… Mother… Friend… Pathetic excuse of a woman…” She cackles wickedly before lighting a match and dropping it down onto the dead roses that seemingly flicker and crackle under the weight of the fire that grows. 

“Just as Savannah Sunshine fell… Eris will do the same very, very soon…” The flames flicker in her dark eyes and the scene soon fades to black as Axl walks over towards Persephone’s side and wraps an arm around her waist holding her close. The scene soon fading to pure darkness and only the sound of the crackling fire can be heard in the background.
 

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