Thaddeus Fiora

BASIC INFORMATION
Wrestling Name: Thaddeus Fiora
Picture Base: Caesar from Planet of the Apes
Current Nicknames: The Primetime Primate
Height: 4'11
Weight: 154 lbs
Hometown: The San Diego Zoo

CHARACTER INFORMATION
Disposition/Alignment: Pure Babyface

Gimmick: Trained by the legendary Nathan Fiora, this monkey escaped from the San Diego Zoo and now wrestles all over the world for all the bananas he can eat.

RINGSIDE INFORMATION
Theme Music:
 

Entrance (REQUIRED): As the lights in the arena dim, a song about some fine fellas in Paris kicks in. Thaddeus comes swinging through the rafters with a banana in-hand, before dropping into the ring, finishing his banana, and throwing some shit into the crowd.

MOTIVATIONS
What are your character’s motivations for competing? Bananas.

Tendency to Cheat: Choose from these options: He never engages in monkey business

IN-RING INFORMATION
Wrestling Debut [Optional]: 2023
Favorite Match Types [Optional]: Ladder
Least Favorite Match Types [Optional]: Cage
Favorite Weapon[Optional]: His own faeces
In-Ring Achievements [Optional]: Once ripped a bloke's face off at the zoo

Common Moves: Minimum ten (10)
1. Monkeyplex
2. Monkey punch
3. Monkey kick
4. Monkey flip
5. Monkey legdrop
6. Monkey elbow
7. Monkey knee
8. Monkey clothesline
9. Monkey meteora
10. 450 splash

Signature Moves: Minimum of two (2), maximum of five (5)
1. 'Banana Time' (He throws a banana at someone)
2. 'Shit hits the fan' (He throws shit at a fan, see entrance)
3. 'Ape Escape' (He fucks off somewhere)
4. 'The Monkey's Touch' (Nathan Fiora's Father's Touch, used in tribute)
5. 'Chimp Suit' (Just fucking annihilates someone with fists and feet like an angry retard) 

Finishing Moves: Maximum three (3) and one (1) optional ultra-finisher (UF)
1. 'Monkey Bar' (Arm bar)
2. 'Who Was in Paris?' (Stunner)
3. 'Cleveland Steamer' (A Cleveland Steamer)
UF. Shooting someone with a Desert Eagle .50

HANDLER INFORMATION:
Name (what you like to be called in chat): Monkey
Preferred Pronouns: Monkey

What the fuck am I looking at

Mark Michaels wrote:

What the fuck am I looking at

I was wondering the same thing! 

But anyways.

GIVE THIS APE A BELT!