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Remington Ivory Prescott
Defamation of Character
Post May 18th 2022, 8:54 am by Remington Ivory Prescott
We open on a shot of a seven-year-old Remington Ivory Prescott standing in the center of his classroom next to his desk, surrounded by a collective of classmates all staring at him as he looks at the teacher in the front.

Mrs. Hipswitch: And what about you, Remington? What do you want to be when you grow up?

Remington Ivory Prescott: I-- I think I want to be a superhero, Mrs. Hipswitch. I... I want to save the world.

The class points and laughs at young Remington as his dreams are shattered by their uncalled-for bullying. He sinks back down into his chair and covers his face. We freeze on the sadness of young Remington as Jo Jennings steps into the frame.

Jo Jennings: Welcome everyone. My name is Jo Jennings. I'm a journalist, documentarian, and fan of professional wrestling. Most recently, I've been following the exploits of a young man that some people would call the future of professional wrestling. An up and comer in this business but not in business. One of Omega Wrestling Alliance's brightest new stars...

The image behind her shifts to one of present-day Remington Ivory Prescott, smiling and holding a kitten.

Jo Jennings: Remington Ivory Prescott.

We go to another camera angle and Jo Jennings is standing on a stage.

Jo Jennings: There's been a lot of talk about this future superstar, about where he's been and where he's headed but it's all been pretty negative. There are people out there that seem to want to tear down a man that's simply trying to enjoy his life. They've taken his successes outside of the ring and tried to turn them against him, out of fear, envy, or something else. And I don't think that's fair.

Jo Jennings walks across the stage to get a bit closer to the camera.

Jo Jennings: As a journalist, I've spent hours upon hours researching Remington Ivory Prescott's life and career. I've put together this little project in hopes of shedding a bit more light on the man that so many of you are quick to hate. And as a special treat, at the end of this video, we'll be hearing from the man himself. So do stick around.

Jo Jennings smiles as she steps back showing off the stage as she does.

Jo Jennings: It's time for the truth. Think you can handle it?

Jo Jennings winks as her title card comes in.


Defamation of Character

~ The Real Remington Ivory Prescott ~


Jo Jennings (VO): A lot of people swear they know all about Remington Ivory Prescott. But the reality is they only know what he wants them to know? Contrary to what most people believe, Remington was not always the confident, philanthropic, business mogul that he is now. He came from humble beginnings, living in a modest home out in The Hamptons where he should've been spending time with his family...

There's a shot of an incredible mansion in all of its glory but the color grading turns it dark and dreary in the next moment.


Jo Jennings (VO): But his father, Kingsley...

A shot of Kingsley Prescott arrives on screen.

Jo Jennings (VO): His mother, Dolores...

A shot of Dolores Prescott arrives on screen.

Jo Jennings (VO): and the matriarch of the family, Queenie...


A shot of Queenie Prescott arrives on screen.

Jo Jennings (VO): Were never around. This led to, essentially, Remington Ivory Prescott raising himself. The young man would want for nothing but the love and attention of his family. Something that he never received.

A shot of a family photo of the entire Prescott Dynasty is shown and ripped down the middle to separate Remington from the rest.

Jo Jennings (VO): There are some individuals that would like you all to believe that Remington is some spoiled brat that was given everything he ever asked for simply because he asked for it. When in reality, the money spent on him was nothing more than a band-aid used to cover up the wound of not having your own flesh and blood care enough about you to pay attention. Any decent human being can see that it's not about the money for Remington Ivory Prescott... it's about so much more.

We cut to a shot of young Remington on the private school playground. He's on the ground, face down in a puddle and surrounded by a crowd of bigger kids. Clearly bullies. You can tell by the Romani features on their faces.

Jo Jennings (VO): Even in school, young Remington had no solace. No safe place to go. He was bullied for being rich. He was bullied for having no friends. He was bullied for his parents never being around and the house manager always picking him up from school. There was nowhere that young Remington was safe. Nowhere.

We cut to a shot of time passed and now we get to see Remington in football pads on the bench of his private high school.

Jo Jennings (VO): Did Remington give up? Did he whine and cry about his lack of popularity? No. He fought through the pain and anguish of truly being alone. Money couldn't buy happiness or friendship and Remington knew that. He sought other ways to find companionship. Like joining the football team.


The next shot we see is of young Remington being yelled at by the Coach. Very clearly being kicked off the team.


Jo Jennings (VO): It wasn't a good fit.

Another time jump in photography and we're with Remington in college. Where, for the first time since this doc has started, we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott with a smile on his face. He's in the gymnasium with a bunch of other dudes and they are all rocking wrestling singlets.

Jo Jennings (VO): But wrestling was.

Looks like we're going to get some audio here.

Coach Mitchell (Audio): Alright, Prescott! This one's on you! Do you want this?!

College Remington (Audio): I want it, Coach.

Coach Mitchell (Audio): You don't sound like you want it, boy. So I'ma' ask you again. Do. You. Want. This!

College Remington (Audio): I WANT IT, COACH!

Coach Mitchell (Audio): ARE YOU SURE?!


College Remington (Audio): YES, COACH!

Coach Mitchell (Audio): THEN GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND WIN THIS THING!

College Remington (Audio): YEAAAAAAHHHH!

We get an actual clip of collegiate Remington's match against some Romani-haired prick that's much bigger and much angrier than Remington. Still, though, by a showing of superior skill and intelligence, college-aged Remington Ivory Prescott bests his opponent in record time.

Jo Jennings (VO): Coach Mitchell and wrestling really allowed Remington to show off what he could do. He really found himself with the sport and even after graduating, he continued to look at wrestling as a viable physical hobby to keep himself in shape and give himself an outlet for all the pain and suffering he continued to go through as a man that had everything and nothing at the same time.

A shot of Remington Ivory Prescott standing in the office of Prescott Tower, staring out of the window at the view of the city. The world was in the palm of his hand but yet he was still alone.

Jo Jennings (VO): And while he himself has said that his foray into professional wrestling has been nothing short of just something to do to pass the time, it is this journalist's opinion that he's not being honest. With us or himself. Take a look at this incredibly candid recording taken just moments after his latest appearance on OWA's most influential show: Olympus.

We're getting some raw shaky cam footage of the limo ride after the altercation with Mark Michaels on the last Olympus. It shows Remington Ivory Prescott definitely not paying attention to the camera and talking to his employees.

Remington Ivory Prescott (Video): My sincerest apologies to everyone. I didn't mean to get riled up like that. It's just the arrogance of that man. I understand that people with that much hate in their hearts often lash out, especially at the privileged, but to disrespect all of you? That was a lane too far. And I won't stand for it. You all have been nothing but loyal and true to me since the beginning, since I started this venture, and I will not let people like Mark Michaels drag you down. You have my word.


There's a glossy eye in the shaky footage as Remington professes to defend his employees to the ends of the earth. We freeze on that frame, of course, and Jo Jennings is back on the stage and she points to the frozen image behind her.

Jo Jennings: See that? That's real, right there. That's honest. That's the purity of soul at its finest.

The image fades and Jo Jennings focuses on us once more.

Jo Jennings: Now, I know a lot of you have probably clicked off this video by now. Finding out the truth about someone that you've chosen to hate can be a tough pillow to swallow. Finding out that you were wrong about him the entire time. To really dig deep into the meat and potatoes of this man's life has proven to be something you hoped to never have to learn. It made it so much easier to hate him, didn't it?


Jo even pauses here because she knows how to really sell it.

Jo Jennings: But I made you a promise at the beginning of this video that we would hear from the man himself, the Greatest Acquisition in Sports Entertainment History, The Professional, The Business... Remington Ivory Prescott!

We swing around to catch the arrival of Remington Ivory Prescott in one of his amazing suits, rocking his signature scarf, and looking as humble as he never does. It appears that he has the floor as Jo is now off to the side of the stage.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Thank you, Jo. I really appreciate you helping me set the record straight like this with actual facts, audible and visual evidence, and the truth. All things that truly speak to the man I am and my character. While attempts to slander my good name are fabricated hearsay that I find myself quite objecting to. Your ability to string together the truth and the heart has given me a chance to tell my side of the story and for that, I thank you again.

Jo clasps her hands in front of her and bows appreciatively as Remington Ivory Prescott turns back to the camera.

Remington Ivory Prescott: I don't have much time as I have a busy day scheduled. I'm out here in Japan working on a few business ventures in addition to Final Destination. Providing more jobs for more people across the globe to help them better their lives and situations. That's all I want. Is for people to have the same chances that I had. For people to understand that just because you don't have something that you can't take it. That you can't see what you want and take it. It's all about timing, giving it your all, and doing whatever it takes to get that thing that you want.

And right now, what I want, is the Prestige Championship.

Now, let me explain because I know a lot of people are going to ask why I'm fighting so hard for a championship in a company that I associate with in my spare time. It's a hobby for you, Remington. Why do you care?

Well, this isn't about me. This is about the Omega Wrestling Alliance. This is about Business and Business is something I care about very much.

You see, PresCorp may be one of the leading conglomerates in the world today and most of the people that work for me know and understand that my worlds don't need to collide... they are one and the same. I put everything I have into PresCorp and I do the same with my professional wrestling career. Which means I'm putting everything I have into OWA. My employees included. And they follow me because I am a successful individual that hasn't once steered them down a wrong path. I fight for them every second of every day and they do the same. Yes, it's true, I pay them insanely but that's how you're supposed to reward good work. People have gotten so used to settling and being mediocre that you think people with money can do nothing but pay people to be around them.

The truth is, I make their lives better and they do the same for me.

That's also what I want to do for the Omega Wrestling Alliance. When they found out that my natural talent had saved Kingdom Pro from being run into the ground by a horde of thugs and criminals, allowing it to close gracefully on their own terms, they hounded me to come over. I was recruited to Olympus and immediately saw the potential for greatness here. It took me some time to get a lay of the land but eventually, I found my path. And that path is sending me to the top of the Mount where I belong. That path has also put me in the same lane as the current Prestige Champion... Mark Michaels.

Now, Mark Michaels is a fascinating case. He's an individual that has found himself in my path on my way to the top. Much like Graham Baker, Noah Reigner, and others that I have stepped on and over to continue my path, I'm sure he will suffer the same fate. Especially, considering the disrespectful nature and vicious attacks on my person and character that he continues to make.

I understand your frustration, Mark. I know that you think that I'm spoiled and that I don't deserve to be in the same ring with you. I know you want to rip my head off because I've been given an opportunity, a shot at the title you hold so close to your heart. I get it. I understand exactly why you're threatened by an individual that you claim has no business in this business in the first place. Someone that, according to you and your "friends", should be easy pickings. I've taken a look at you during our last few encounters, outside of the ring, and I've figured you out, Mark. I've got your number, as they say.

You're afraid.

Not of me, no, you've made that annoyingly clear. Your posturing and peacocking have made sure that all your fans and family know that you're not afraid of someone like me. You've fought tooth and nail to prove you're the aggressor in this match and that you will dominate and obliterate anyone that dares to try and come between you and your precious Prestige Championship.

And that means you're afraid of losing it.

Being a truly confident person myself, I don't actually know what it's like to be afraid these days. As you've seen, I dealt with a lot as a child, and growing up I've learned how to protect myself from things like fear, nervousness, and inadequacy. I surround myself with people that are the same as me and together we do whatever we want because we can.

You, on the other hand, seem to be so fixated on one thing, on being the Prestige Champion, that you don't seem to have anything else going on. You're obsessed with this thing, with this company, with the people chanting your name and the thought of losing your title scares you more than anything in the world. Because you know if that happens, you'll disappear. You'll be an afterthought. You'll fall back down the card to the bottom where your friends are and no one will remember you as anything more than the dude Remington Ivory Prescott beat at Final Destination IV for the Prestige Championship.

And then you'll probably kill yourself. Because that's what poor people do.

Maybe I'm wrong, though. Maybe you'll bounce back. Maybe you'll grab your bootstraps and start your career all over again. You'll fight your way back up to the title picture, huffing, and puffing, screaming your hateful words, and slobbering for your chance at revenge. Demanding a chance to redeem yourself and regain your former glory...

Only to find out that the Omega Wrestling Alliance has moved on without you. Only to realize that you were never really a part of this company. Only to realize that those same people chanting your name, cheering as your blood spilled onto the canvas, gasping every time your hand was raised in victory... that they've all moved on to the next big thing.

And then where will you be, Mark? What will you fight for then? Will this barbaric sandbox we choose to play in still be the only thing you care about? Or will the next time we see you be during a cheat day when you ask one of us if we'd like fries with that?


Remington Ivory Prescott grins and holds it as...

Director: CUT!

Almost immediately everything starts to get broken down and Remington meets up with Jo as the handsomely paid film crew starts taking down the set.

Jo Jennings: Great job, Boss. I think we got it. You sold that earnestness perfectly.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Of course I did. One Take Prescott.


Remington's phone rings.

Remington Ivory Prescott: I want this viral in twenty-four hours.

Jo nods and walks away to handle exactly that while Remington answers his phone.

Remington Ivory Prescott (On Phone): Oshita-san! Yes, it's been a long time. Please tell me you're free for brunch. I've got an offer that I don't think you're going to want to refuse...

Remington Ivory Prescott turns to walk away from us while Jo Jannings and her crew are editing and uploading the video all across the social medias...


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The scene begins as Chris is seen training strikes with his wife. He holds on to the kick pads for Hana to try out combinations on. Hana has the biggest match of her career to prepare for and Sabertooth wouldn’t want to miss it at any cost. They’re seen running the ropes in their personal ring at their house, with Chris showing Hana certain set-pieces that she could use in her match against Alyssa. 

Seeing the camera on them, Hana whispers something into Sabertooth’s ear before draping a towel over her neck and walking away from the frame. Sabertooth turns to the camera, taking off the kick pads. With a faint smirk on his face, he grabs a chair and takes a seat in the ring as the camera focuses on him.

“We can’t be showing too much to our opponents now, can we? Listen, the grind never stops in this household. There’s a reason why we have a full-size ring set up in the house. My mind constantly thinks about moves, counters, and submissions that I could be doing and the best way to learn is in the ring itself. I put my mind and body to the test and I love that I could do the same for my wife. Last year, Final Destination was headlined by a match that changed the direction of OWA for the following year to come. The tyranny of The Nightmare King came to an end with the entire OWA locker room rallied behind Jeff to get the OWA World Championship from his grasp. But there was a third piece in that match that went overlooked. Won’t be for long though as Arata would take that belt from Jeff and turn Kingdom into a battleground. To this day, we’re fighting to keep our lives. We almost lost everything last week when Arata threatened to end the world. Thankfully enough, the lust of becoming champion again was enough to calm him down for the time being.”

Chris takes a sigh of relief, shaking his head as he does.

“Now, it’s on Azumi and Michael Bishop to make sure that Kingdom does not go back to the dark ages. I have my money on The Dreadknight. He’s been wanting it for far too long to fail at the final step. While I am a little envious because I came SO CLOSE to being in Bishop’s position. The final three at this year’s Clash and I wish that I would be the one who got his hand raised at the end of the night. But that wasn’t the case. Bishop got it done and I am happy for him. I had hoped that I could end what I had started in the first place. Alas, that wasn’t to be. Arata is not my problem now… At least, I hope so. I hope that Final Destination is the end of the Golden Dawn. And if they try to interfere, the boys have got Bishop’s back. I may not officially be in the Frontline but having fought alongside them this past year and even DIED for the cause with Jeff has definitely tightened the bond between us to a certain extent.”

Chris emphasized on ‘certain’ knowing that there were still some cracks yet to be mended in the Frontline. Especially concerning his opponent for the biggest show of the year.

“I also have some vested interest in Hana, because of Havoc’s involvement with her these past couple of months. I have been wary of his involvement ever since he showed up but Hana ensured me that she wouldn’t give in to the temptations of absolute power. She’s had a good grasp over his abilities, something that I have learned to do as well. But I’d say, Hana is more of a natural when it comes to it. But enough about that! That’s not why you’re here. You want to know how I feel about my match for Final Destination. For those living under the rock, Murder Inc. is OFFICIAL! Jeff and I are one step closer to making history with the Tag Team Championships. I have BEEN claiming that Jeff and I are the greatest Tag Team to ever step foot in this company since the inception of our partnership-- But there’s only one team left now that could refute that claim. Only one team has held these belts for longer than we have. No, it’s not the Queens. That dream match will be real difficult now anyway seeing that Aria Jaxon is expecting a baby and Stephanie Matsuda is on her last chapter in her career. I am talking about Dollhouse… Yeah, we gotta beat their record, don’t we? It just doesn’t feel right seeing Jonetta and her pals still hold the title record to this day. We have to fix that.”

Chris is borderline disgusted by the fact that Dollhouse still holds the title reign record to this day. 

“I was really looking forward to what Kenny Drake can come up with as our challengers for the biggest show in the company’s history! Kenny understands the importance of Jeff and me to this company. While we didn’t start at the very top like some others, we have remained there longer than anybody else. Jeff and I made history together when we first won the belts. We became Triple Crowns. And then I went on to make further headlines at the Clash when I became the second only Grand Slam Champion in this company’s history. While it may sound a little arrogant, Jeff and I are bonafide first-ballot future Hall of Famers. So… You can imagine my surprise when I saw the pair that Kenny had chosen to fight us at FD. No offense to the pairing whatsoever. I like both of them! I really do! But the best JD Damon could find for a partner was  Kyle? Isn’t Theo in the BOB Games? Surely, he could have pulled him outta there and have a much better chance than he does now! Heck, Damon tried taking these belts from us with Jason Long as his partner. I think the world of Jason but even then, he didn’t win did he? Yes, Jason kinda did fuck him over, going into business for himself. But still! That was the best shot he had and even then, JD Damon wasn’t able to dethrone us. What makes him think that the loveable stoner who doesn’t even know where he is half of the time will be the missing link keeping him away from the belts?”

Chris finds it amusing that Damon is confident in the pairing.

“I know that you two have a lot of history together. The Wolvesden. One of if not the most influential factions in OWA’s history. A group-- No, scratch that. A FAMILY full of killers. When I think of Wolvesden, few people come to mind. Kenny Drake, of course. Nate Cage. I’d be lying if I said JD Damon isn’t up there. Natalie Cage. Diantha Rosso. Niki Khan. The LAST person that I’d ever think of is Kyle. He was just there… wasn’t he? Yes, I have heard the story. Kyle was a big part of the attack on Michael Bishop that nearly put him on the shelf for good. People still talk about his knee, whether Bishop likes it or not. And Kyle, directly or not, was responsible for it. So, it’s not like Kyle is a complete bum. He’s a high-functioning stoner that can actually fight. Well, the attack on Bishop wasn’t really a fight, was it? They had the numbers advantage against him and pounded on him like a pack of wolves. JD Damon and Kyle shouldn’t even be called The Wolveden. They’re more like Wolfpups. Wolfmutts. Whatever works! People used to give JD a lot of shit for being Kenny’s lapdog. For the longest time, Damon couldn’t get out of Kenny's shadow. And it was only after his demise that we saw the rise of JD Damon. I say ‘rise’ but it was more of a career peak, wasn’t it? What has JD done ever since? He should be up there with the best. He should be facing Arata in the Main Event. He should be a lot more than just a former Spartan’s Champion. I am not even trying to be mean-- It’s just disappointing, really.”

Chris wasn’t trying to be condescending to Damon. Despite Damon’s apparent dislike for him, Chris has always been respectful of what JD Damon has done as part of Frontline.

“I know that JD was over the moon to have Kenny back in his life. But deep down, he must know that once the leader of The Wolvesden was back, JD Damon was back to living in Kenny’s large shadow. The Hall of Famer. And now the protector of our realm. Kenny had an important role to serve and he’d do so without holding on to personal bias. Or so you’d assume until you realize that Kenny booked this match to have his boys be on the big show and not sitting in the catering. I am kidding! I know that JD is talented, he has every right to be in this match. I don’t deny that and I am sure neither does Jeff. But I don’t think I am clutching onto straws when I say that he desperately NEEDED this match. Being in the same conversation with Jeff and I will certainly be good for his career and maybe in Season 5, we can see JD Damon rise up to the occasion and become the star that he already should have been. Better late than never! It finally worked out for Bishop and maybe a couple of years down the line, it’ll work out for JD too. But for now, he’ll say his piece. He’ll talk about how Jeff forgot about everything we went through because of Havoc. He’ll talk about how we shouldn’t be underestimating him-- Which we aren’t, to be honest. It’s just that we’re better than everybody else. But that’s a lot of talk and not a lot of results. And even if we think for a second that JD can get the better of me or Jeff in a one-on-one scenario, we’ve got the other waiting on the sidelines to turn the momentum back in our favor. And all JD has is Kyle. If he’s not inebriated, then maybe he’ll make the tag and throw a couple of bombs our way. But you can’t imagine that someone like Kyle has it in him to beat the BEST this company has ever had. Bless his soul, but Kyle’s a distraction at this point.”

Chris grabbed a bottle of water and poured it over his head before taking a sip of it. He pulled back on his hair and cooled down.

“I just don’t want to hear the same things this time around from JD. I know he’s been after Jeff and me ever since the Jason Long situation happened. I know that terrible things happened when Havoc had a stronghold over Kingdom. Lives were lost. For the longest time, I felt horrible whenever I saw JD. He lost his mentor. His father figure. A man who taught him everything he knew. Maybe what I felt was guilt even though the outcome was in no part a fault of my own. I was a victim of Havoc’s destructive ways myself. I had lost a lot in that time as did JD. So, when it came down to sacrificing my own life to put an end to Arata, I didn’t hesitate. I carried that burden for far too long and I felt that letting go of it all wouldn’t be possible without me paying for Havoc’s sins. And I did. I died, believe it or not. And my soul was dragged into the depths of hell. The things that I saw in that short period of time were nothing short of horrifying. I was terrified. I wanted to be back with Hana. I wanted to live-- But as my soul along with Jeff’s entered the pits of hell, a tiny glimmer of light shone brightly in the dark night. Emmanuelle’s wish would bring back everybody that had lost their lives in the war. Kenny was back too and that burden was finally lifted from my shoulder. Seeing Kenny embrace his family was a beautiful sight. I was happy for once and I am sure JD was too.”

A faint smile appeared on Chris’s face as he talked about the touching moment that followed the Dimensional War.

“And yet... JD could never forgive me. He could never come along to trust me. He could never see me as a friend. Which I don’t blame him for. It’s not easy to forgive and it’s even harder to forget. But ever since Havoc lost control over my mind and body, I have made it my goal to dedicate my life to fixing his mistakes. And I feel I have done that. I guess it’s just not enough for JD. He won’t trust me. It does hurt because he was there when I lost my life in the battle to save our world. Arata wanted to destroy everything we loved and I felt like I had to do what I could to save it. Even though I had a wonderful girl waiting on the other side for me. I made a promise to Hana that I would return and I was ready to break that promise for the sake of this world. I don’t think anything I ever do will be enough for JD. I’ll live with that. But if Kenny Drake could forgive me… If Jeff X could do it, then I don’t know what grudge JD is holding on to. Maybe-- No! Surely not. I know that JD loves Kenny but being put back into the shadow of the great Kenny Drake after finally making a name for yourself must be infuriating. People were back on Kenny like he never left and JD Damon slipped down in the minds of the people. Does JD really hate me for that? Is he furious that he’d never be able to be more than his mentor? Surely not!”

Chris knew what he was doing but he acted coy about it. He shook his head to play into the narrative further, hiding his smile.

“Some people have forgotten that I know Kyle very well. Back in the OWA 24/7 days, we were out on a journey together to create some of the most entertaining moments in the company’s history! I’ve met Karen and she’s a lovely lady. I do like Kyle and I think he’s a funny guy. There ain’t nobody else I’d celebrate 4/20 with than Kyle. And while his Wolvesden days are behind him, Kyle still possesses the mentality that he once had under the tutelage of Kenny Drake. People have forgotten how sadistic Kenny could be. Kyle has learned from the best and we saw that a while ago against Michael Bishop. Kyle was driven. He was serious. He was out for blood. It was nothing like we had ever seen him do and it was shocking at the time. So, it’s not like Kyle can’t be that guy if he wanted to. I just feel that he chooses not to be him anymore. The Kyle we see today, smoking on the devil’s lettuce, is what he’s comfortable being. Perhaps, the weed is to numb the pain that he carries every day. Or maybe it’s just a tool to hide away the Kyle of old who would tear people limb for limb. Maybe Kyle is afraid to be that monster again. To be Kenny Drake’s pet project.”

Chris has a serious look on his face talking about Kyle.

“At this point, Kyle has killed too many of his brain cells to ever be a real threat. I like him being the loveable stoner that he is. He has a purpose. He’s happy now reunited with Kenny. He’s just a nice guy really. Both of them are! But that does not mean that we’ll be taking them lightly. That does not mean that we’ll be underestimating them. That does not mean that we’d let them get one over us. Jeff and I-- We’ve got more history to make. We’ve got more records to break. And we’ll continue to make the tag team championships from an afterthought to the main event attraction. And as much as I think that JD and Kyle could be a capable tag team, they do not possess what we do. They do not have the tools to take these belts to the next level. We put the WORLD in the OWA World Tag Team Championships. We make it mean something. And that momentum would come to a screeching halt if JD and Kyle were to win. All of our hard work would be wasted. We can’t let that happen. In fact, we WON’T let that happen.”

Chris gets up from his chair and prepares to hit the ropes to resume his training. He stretches his limbs as he stares into the camera.

“Despite everything, I do not take this challenge lightly for a second. I know that JD and Kyle are hungry and beating Jeff and I would certainly put them on the map. But I won’t be used as a stepping stone for somebody else’s success story. I elevate everybody around me and I am sure that I’ll be able to bring the very best out of JD and Kyle. It’s just a shame because their best just won’t be enough. Murder Inc. enter Final Destination as Tag Team Champions. And we’re certainly leaving with our reign intact. Jeff and I will cement our positions as the greatest tag team in the sport’s history. I am having too much fun to let it go now. See you at Final Destination!”

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, J.D. Damon, Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace, Noah Reigner and have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DarkCircle
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 16th 2022, 11:57 am by DarkCircle
{The screen lights up and we find ourselves in a locker room in Anaheim after the South Western Wrestling Syndicate Blitzkrieg show before we hear a door slam open and then the exhausted form of none other than Rogue Horsemen associate member and Omega Wrestling Alliance Icarus champion, Ryo Sakazaki, as the blonde man drops into a chair facing the camera, ignoring the camera for a moment before running a hand through his dyed blonde locks before finally raising his eyes to meet the camera}


Ryo: I want to be serious for a moment. No jokes, no ranting or raving, none of that shit right here and now because it’s time for a serious fucking talk with the Omega Wrestling Alliance universe.



Why, you might ask?



Because it’s time for Final Destination and what it means to me.



You see I know for a fact that I’m not being viewed as the champion going into my match at the pay per view, despite me being the OWA’s Icarus Openweight champion…no, according to the views of not only my opponents but a lot of other fucking people, my match is a witch burning because according to everyone, I shouldn’t even *BE* the Icarus champion because I was only meant to be here to make others great.



You see while I’m not the precious fucking golden boy in Arata Asakura that everyone must fawn and be in awe over or I’m not “She who we all must bow down to” in Azumi Goto nor am I either of the Sakazaki Sisters…so there for I’m not to be taken seriously nor given any real chance to make a successful run or anything here in this company. 


{Ryo stops for a moment and closes his eyes as he takes a long deep, cleansing breath before he opens his eyes again, still looking dead into the camera}


Ryo: Or so that’s how I’ve been made to feel since I’ve joined this company and you all can’t tell me that I’m wrong because I’ve seen all of what the fans had been saying during each and everyone of my past major matches here in the Alliance and plus let’s not forget that fucking little *TRAVESTY* that was my almost winning the Ascension Briefcase last year, everybody was about to have a fucking prolapse right when I was about to claim it for myself before it suddenly, somehow *MAGICALLY* got yanked up and out of my reach just in time to keep me from finishing unhooking it and no, I’m not calling “conspiracy”, I’m laying it out flat that nobody and I mean *nobody* wanted me to succeed here in this Alliance.


{Ryo then smirks just a little bit}


Ryo: But it’s gotta burn all of my detractors, all of my haters that I beat Corey Matthis for the Icarus championship and do know *why* I was able to beat him and lay claim to my title?



Because he fucking couldn’t look past his own fucking ego and this narrative that this company has been trying to force upon me that I’m not meant to do anything more here.



Did I go on a shit run for a while there, yes and I won’t fucking lie about it that I had a bad run of matches for a while there…even loosing when I wasn’t supposed to because certain people in this company wanted the narrative to continue in a certain way and that was “Ryo Sakazaki is shit”, and it was this narrative that Corey couldn’t look past, that he became obsessed with because he was too busy with his nose so far up the legacy ass of Nathan Fiora or whomever he’s so obsessed with being the follower of that Corey might as well had become a part of a human FUCKING centipede, ladies and gentlemen!



And *THAT* is why I beat Corey for the Icarus championship.



Because he had a false narrative that I refuse to let continue because at Final Destination, I’m going to do the one thing that not a single one of you mother fuckers are counting on:



I’m walking *IN* and then *OUT* of Japan, out of Final Destination, as the Icarus champion because I intend to fucking BEAT all of my detractors in this match and so fucking help me, if I have to set myself on God Damned *FIRE* to do it, I will self flambé myself just to get the job done and make fucking point and that point is that you all will have to acknowledge me!



FUCK THAT actually, *WIN* or *LOOSE*...this Alliance, will have to acknowledge *ME*!



Because you see when I first won this title, people had to come up to me in secret and behind closed doors, away from the camera, to congratulate me…to give me the respect that I’ve *earned*...because they knew full well that you couldn’t do that in front of the camera or atop of the mountains of social media because then, THEN they would lose the respect of  all kinds of people apparently because you can’t show Ryo Sakazaki fucking respect…you can’t give Ryo the honor and the appreciation that he won his first fucking title *ANYWHERE* in an international forum or manner because “Ryo Sakazaki is shit”.



Instead, let’s mock Ryo for being a champion or let’s mock him just because I share a name with a fucking VIDEO GAME CHARACTER!!?


{The smirk disappears from Ryo’s face and is quickly replaced by one of total disgust as he points hard at the camera}


Ryo: You know something, I bet if a NC Double A champion from Michigan with freakish agility for a heavyweight who is extremely gifted in amateur wrestling goes to Arata’s wrestling school and proves himself to be a fucking wrestling *PRODIGY* and comes to this Alliance, proves himself a killer in this industry by becoming the Outlaw champion in his debut match…would you insult him or give him shit just because his name is “Peter Griffin”?? 



Knowing how precious “narratives” are to some assholes in this company, I’m saying YES…yes you all would.



And you fuckers know *exactly* which people would be doing it too.



As for why I’m angry, can you all really blame me?



I *earned* my position in this Alliance on my own merits as one of Stephanie Matsuda’s top students at her Dojo, an extremely hard worker who could work with anyone and I do mean *anyone* and more than willing to *EARN* his position.



But instead of being given the respect due to someone who was willing to *WORK* and *EARN* his position, I’m instantly SHAT upon by none other than the fucking golden dragon boi himself Arata Asakura and being blamed that just because I didn’t show him “respect” and tried to take “his spot before I was ready”, then I was the apparent catalyst for all of this shit he’s been spewing for well over a year now. 



I didn’t want Arata’s “spot” and I showed him “respect” each and every time that I was around him as apart of the Frontline…but egomaniacal *bastards* like him constantly have that “need”, that *desire* to be right and to *fuck* ALL with anyone and everyone else that doesn’t just bend over backwards to fucking worship and agree with them!



Just like how all of my opponents for my title match are currently looking at me, like I’m some kind of grubby little *bitch* who shouldn’t even be in this match, let alone the champion walking into it but I can promise you all one very simple thing and it’s something that I’ve already mentioned at the start of this little “conversation” and that is I will be the only one walking into and out of this match with his championship in tact and his mother fucking head held high because even if and I do mean *EVEN* FUCKING *IF*, one of you little fuckers do manage to win this championship in the Ultimate X match from me, you already know full well that in the end-you’ll just have to step up to an even more pissed off Ryo Sakazaki as I come to get my title back from whomever is the unlucky enough bitch to do the job.



But in the end, it won't matter who tries to step up in this match. Be it Corey Matthis, Drago Santiago, James Diamond, or even fucking little El Landerson…because in the end, I’m controlling this narrative and how it pertains to me because I’m not looking past any of you solid, little fucks. 



No.



I’m looking straight down the barrels at you with the same grim determination that I did here tonight in Anaheim when I went toe to fucking toe with Rameses and earned his fucking *respect* and at Final Destination, it’s not just a matter of proving every fucker wrong and being ACKNOWLEDGED by this company as a legit member of its roster…but also, I will finally have that respect from my peers that is long, LONG, *LONG* overdue.



Even if I have to burn all you mother fuckers to the *ground* to get the job done.



See you in Japan, boys. 


{The screen then fades to black}

Stark, Christopher Sabertooth, Scott Oasis, Jeff X, Alyssa Grace, Mark Michaels, 'Don' Hendrix and Remington Ivory Prescott have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Big_Baker_Brand
LK ATTH Promo #1 - The Part Where I Say Fuck Ambition.
Post May 15th 2022, 11:28 pm by Big_Baker_Brand
Endgame. Finality. The Last Stop. 


The train’s reaching the end of its’ fucking run, and all I have to show for it is a bag full of fucking almosts. 


I almost beat Rebecca Filth to retain the Openweight Championship.


I almost beat Gwen Harper and four others to get my hands on the Goddesses Championship.


I almost beat Cloud Matsuda to win the Women’s World Championship.


…and I almost ran the fucking gauntlet, cleared the field, to win the 2022 Clash of the Titans. 


But let’s face it, right? Almosts don’t cut it, don’t sign paychecks and don’t create legacies. Almosts aren’t something you can put on a fucking resume, can use to sell yourself as a goddamned legend-or even one in the fucking making. I look at myself, look at all the goddamn accomplishments I’ve potentially had slip through my fucking hands over the past few years, I look at my body of work and how I’m performing compared to how I want to be performing, and I find myself disappointed time and fucking time again. 


SO CLOSE, SO FAR. 


Yet, here we are again. Another opportunity presents itself, and I know what the nay-sayers are thinking, the potentiality, the high chance that I disappoint and someone like Rin, like Diantha, like MYO, walks away with this fucking briefcase. There’s no shot that I repeat what Alyssa was able to do, eh? I’m not Alyssa Grace, after all. I’m not the established fucking queen of Odyssey, I’m not the woman who brought the OHC over to Odyssey, I’m just Liz Karlson. I’m just the one set up to fail, the one that everyone expects to falter the minute any little modicum of pressure touches her fucking shoulders. 


I said before if I couldn’t win the Clash, I’d be running low on chances. Said if I couldn’t beat Rin, I’d be running out of fucking time, and yet, despite a boot off her fucking brain, Rin’s still here. Despite a shot to the skull, I didn’t come out on top last week. That’s fine. I can deal with that. I can say I’ve conserved my energy and kept my eyes on the prize, even if it hurts my fuckin’ pride. I still took my lumps, still suffered my losses, still had to swallow down my fucking pride and put myself back in the driver’s seat. At the end of the day, no matter my reasoning, a failure is just another failure. With the gold from two other fucking companies riding on my shoulders, I can’t afford to keep showing up like this. I can’t afford to not fucking show out anymore. 


I can’t afford to let these people down. 


I’ve had kids come up to me after shows and talk to me, now. It started happening while I was here, but when I won the APEX championship in my hometown, I had kids who grew up just like me, went to the same fucking schools and stores that I did, come up to my table and tell me how cool I was. That it was awesome to see me put Senn in the fucking dirt and come out on top, to win that title for them. I was hurting like a motherfucker after that bout, don’t get me wrong, but I felt like a fucking champion then and there, felt like a fucking God. Realized I’ve always got people pulling for me, even if my mentor can’t be fucked to anymore. Realized I’ve got something to go back to, a fucking foundation to continue establishing, a beacon of hope to keep lit.


It’s why this match matters so fucking much to me. 


We stand on the precipice of a new era for Odyssey, for women in OWA. Undisputed Women’s Championship in the making with five of the best in the fucking world scrapping for the chance to get a shot at it. I could’ve been among them, if I could’ve made the cut, if I could’ve made it fucking work, but here I am, looking for an alternate way in. I’m not daft or blind to what this means, I know that this is gonna be someone’s fucking moment, and it might as well fucking be mine. 


One way or another, that is. 


OWA has undergone a great volume of changes over the past year, and I’ve been at the helm for some while trying to be at the helm for many fucking others. It was me who brought the Openweight Championship to Odyssey in the first fucking place at Final Destination III, myself who delivered the final blow into the skull of The Awakening, putting them to sleep for fucking good, but I can’t hang my hat on one fucking accomplishment forever. I’ve got bigger fish to fry, I’ve got a bigger fucking name to make for myself, I’ve got a greater fucking proving ground to perform on and reach a level that I never thought possible before. 


I’ve got all the support behind me and the fire in my heart that this fucking world can muster, and I’d be a goddamned fool if I fucking squander that. I ain’t the only one, though-I’m well aware that the hunger in this field, the desire to prove and be proven upon, it’s only gotten higher and higher since the last time this match popped up on the fucking docket. I’m not oblivious to the significance of Alyssa Grace using the Ascension to the Heavens to establish this unified lineage, and I’m not daft enough to not consider the obvious ramifications that this has on the outcome of this match. 


I’ve got a chance to join a lineage that’s made fucking history. 


I’ve just gotta beat some hungry bastards in the way, though. 


It starts with MYOJIN, someone who’s scraped and scratched and clawed to get where they’ve gotten this year. It’s no mistake that-dubious means of reclamation of the Outlaw title aside-they’ve made a name for themselves in defending a championship that usually gets passed around like a gutter whore against some of the boldest and brightest in this fucking company. I don’t think it’s entirely farfetched to say that MYOJIN has earned this opportunity to step up, to crack the sky for the first time. They’ve gotten a win off of Azumi, of all people, for fuck’s sake. That doesn’t come easy at all. 


That, in and of itself, is impressive enough to mark them into the upper percentile of people who’ve got a good fucking shot to win this bout. 


MYOJIN’s a beast that many won’t recognize until long after they’re gone, and I respect them greatly for being able to come out as their authentic self, to be a fucking badass, and to kill all who’re standing in their fucking way. At the end of the day, though, MYO’s still been a pawn in the hands of a man who wouldn’t hesitate for a fucking second to put a bulelt in the back of their head if it meant a greater modicum of personal success. MYO’s still satisfied being second to Arata Asakura, so even if they won this goddamned briefcase, even if they managed to come out on top and get a fucking bird in the hand here, they’d be waiting on marching orders to cash it in. Opportunity wouldn’t be knocking, they’d be waiting on a fucking beck-and-call to come get what was theirs long after it should have been. They’d be simply a placeholder, simply second fiddle, simply…not good enough. 


A waste of a fucking opportunity, truly. 


It’s why I can’t let you get your hands on this case, MYOJIN. I know you’ll read these words and feel hurt-we’re allies, right? Friends, even? It doesn’t mean I sanction your bullshit around these parts, and it especially doesn’t mean I’m going to give you a free fucking hall pass to have more than a snowball’s chance against someone as fucking hot as I am right now. 


Ambition’s a fucking sin, and MYOJIN’s full of it, but they’re not the only one. Ambition drips out of a man like Donovan T, who sees this as an easy meal ticket, eh? Something that can allow him to cut a line he feels he’s been waiting in for a long goddamned time. Men like DT have run companies like this for as long as they’ve fucking been around. When you think of Big Oasis Brand, outside of poor dental hygiene and obvious steroid usage, what do you think of? 


Three piece fucking suits. 


I hate suits, honestly. I hate the fucking cost, I hate when I have to wear ‘em, I hate the leather stink that emanates from them, and I hate cunts who think when they put one on, they’ve got all the authority in the fucking world. You look at me on a daily basis, and I’m either in full gear or I’m fucking chilling. A guy like DT, he’s waited his whole life to buy that suit, to put it on, to have AUTHORITY unlike that which he’s ever had before. He’s busted ass to get here, I’m sure-it takes a strong man to build yourself up from defeat after defeat and keep on kicking-but he’s going to have to keep working if he wants to climb the ladder further. Strong attitude won’t get you so fucking far when someone in a match like this wants to drop you twenty feet from the heavens and watch you hit every obstacle on the way down, split your skull and snap your fucking neck in the process. I’ve got no personal beef with you, DT, and I know you likely could hurl my ass around with all the effort of grabbing a pouch of flour from the fucking store, but I want you to know you’re gonna have to do a lot more than stand by, glower, and intimidate if you want to make a fucking impression against the field here. You’re gonna have to pack a lot more than a three piece suit if you want to haul that briefcase down from the goddamned heavens, climb up there yourself, and become God. 


I can’t quite say the same to Jodan Jonouchi, though. I feel a bit for you, Jojo. You’re just drifting through this shit, eh? Some dude like Goose brought you into the fold and expected you to thrive alongside him, then he went ahead and died to save the rest of us. Really cool stuff for him to do, honestly, and I’m deeply appreciative, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get a handout from me. You’re a wayward man, I can see it in how you carry yourself, I can feel it when I see you move through the world, and you think that this might give you purpose, this might make you important again. 


It’s a feeling I can empathize with, very fucking well. Having an opportunity like this is like aiming a gun at the head of the world, or at the very least the collective heads of this company. You have the chance to strike whenever, wherever you want, to get your hands on a golden opportunity that you don’t have to wait for a matchmaker to put together, you can just…take it. Grab the bull we call life by the fucking horns and let her buck and buck until she gives up and you’ve fucking won. It’d make that hurt go away, it’d give you something to do that ain’t come from show to show and wait for the world to pass you by. 


It’d make Goose proud, you imagine, too. 


Unfortunately, as touching as all of that is and as much as I’d love to make a wayward man’s dream come true, I’ve got my own fucking visions to fulfill that don’t involve a man like you getting your hands on an anytime, anywhere shot that I could use to cement my fucking legacy. I only do charity for kids from my fucking city, not grown ass men like you, and I’m not about to change that on the eve of this bout, as I contemplate the finality that is FD IV, as I enter my own fucking endgame. You’ll have to find your purpose somewhere else-in the bottom of a bottle, the last cigarette in a carton, somewhere that ain’t fucking here. 


Purpose. It’s a funny thing. 


It’s something that I imagine Diantha Rosso has been seeking ever since she got shut out by Cloud at the Clash. We talk about personal sympathies, empathies, whatever the fuck else you want to call them-I’ve been there for sure. Cloud beating my ass was, if nothing, a wakeup call that I needed to get better, that I needed to push further, that I needed to get stronger. For you, though, D, it might’ve been something different. It’s the key point between the two of us-I’m young. I’m spry. I’m a fucking baby compared to the vast majority of you old fuckers who’ve been around doing this for a goddamned minute. It’s why, when you talked some shit about me prior to making your challenge to Cloud, I prayed on your downfall. I hoped you would falter, that you wouldn’t get the easy contest you wanted, because I wanted you to suffer for those fucking words. 


I guess whoever I prayed to on that day decided to listen and grant me a little gift, eh? 


Now you’re looking for purpose again. Moreso than that, even-you’re looking for the chance to prove something. To show the world that you are as good as you used to be, that you haven’t faded out in the past few years. Listen, girl-you don’t have to prove that shit to me; badmouthing aside, you’re on a short list of legends in this company for what you’ve managed to do. I can only imagine that winning ATTH, becoming Undisputed Champion, that that would be the cherry-on-top of an amazing fucking career for you. It would be a hell of a rebound to come back from a loss to Cloud and find victory in the most unlikely of places. 


There’s just one issue there, though-I’m still fucking bent over what you said about me, and I’ve gotta make sure you fall a little bit further. 


I’m not entirely a vengeful bitch, promise, but in this regard I feel I’m allowed to be at least a little bit fucking salty about how this all went down. I’m a firm believer that to improve anything in life, you’ve got to make your way down to the deepest and darkest components of this rough thing we call rock bottom. Lemme show you what that looks like, a failure deeper than a loss to Cloud, and one that you can’t so quickly rebound and recover from. 


And on the case of rebounds…Hi, Rin. 


I thought I beat your ass already, eh? 


Truth be told, you embody a lot of the bullshit I talked about already-directionlessness, since you came mainly to help pops keep a handle on his title, but he couldn’t do that. Ambition, because you’re still fucking here even though you’re after-or before, I guess-your sellby date. Rebounding, coming off a failure AGAINST ME and one against Diantha when you had a chance to PROVE THAT YOU BELONGED HERE! It’s a right fucking shame that you keep fucking up every opportunity you get, no matter how many times the system seems to rig itself in your favor, you still slip up and fall right back down the goddamned ladder. 


The metaphorical ladder, that is…at least until we get back to Japan.


Now, I really don’t have anything personally against you, Rin, despite the fact that you annoy the hell out of me by continuously getting in places that you really shouldn’t fucking be, and despite the fact that your father is one of the most unpleasant cunts I’ve had the displeasure of interacting with, but I know you’re here to do what you do best, which is get in my fucking way. I’d adore allowing you to do that once again, but not here, not now. This part of destiny isn’t yours to fuck around with-you had the chance to save someone else’s, but I won’t let you ruin mine in revenge. 


Really, I won’t let any of you limp dick fuckers take what should be fucking mine.


I’ve worked this entire year, poured countless volumes of blood, sweat, and tears to the goddamn canvas in search of glory, in search of victory, and I’m finally so fucking close to it. I’ve been a nearly-woman this whole entire goddamned year, and while I keep getting closer and closer, I can’t deny that the losses continue to stack, that the odds continue to go against my favor, that the house is about to fuck me raw if I can’t make it happen this time around. I can see that the window’s closing, and I’m just able to slip in if I move quick enough. 


I cannot-no.


I will not let myself down again. 


I’ve got a whole city cheering me on, even if I don’t have the pleasure of performing in front of them once again. I’ll envision their cheers mixed in with those of the fans in Japan, them watching from whatever corner bar gets this goddamned pay-per-view, those kids who came up to me after my victory in APEX seeing me find victory once again, and that’s the tidal wave i’ll ride to the fucking top. That’s the stamina that’ll keep me going when I’m bloodied, bruised, covered in splinters and fucking table shards, that’s the way that i’ll go fucking GOD MODE and get what I FUCKING DESERVE! 


But I don’t want an easy way to the top, no, no. I’ll steal a quote from an old mentor of mine-’it’s no fun to kill a dying animal. You want a bit of fight left in it.’


I want this match to be a race to the goddamned finish, a fight to the last fucking breath. I want each and every single one of you to try and kill me the way I’m going to try and kill you. I’m expecting to be out a few teeth and up a few fractures by the time I walk out of this match. I’m expecting ladder bruises to discolor my flesh, metal and wood shards to embed themselves up and down me. I am ready to disfigure myself and nearly fucking die if it takes that much to get my hands on the briefcase, to have my fleeting final moment of honor before I fade out to black. 


I will become legend, or I will not walk out of that fucking arena. 


Graham Baker used to talk about dying in Japan, and he damn well may get his wish coming up, but for me it’s more than that. Dying is something we all do, eventually-some quicker than others-but what matters is how they remember you when you die. I’ve watched Graham ruin his reputation, watched him turn himself asunder and become violent and virulent, a plague like the fucking clap ruining the lives of all of those he touches. I used to share his desire to die in the ring, and while I fucking still might, I know I’ve got a hell of a lot of work to do before I’m satisfied with that. I’ve got a lot more bodies to catch, a lot more gold to carry, and many more pages of my book to write. 


That being said…I ain’t afraid of death, not like I used to be. I’m not afraid to ruin my body in the pursuit of glory, the pursuit of happiness. I’m not afraid to maim my own body, to maul my own fucking face…and I want you to dwell on that, all of you coming into this match opposite me. 


If I have no fear for my own personal safety, what the fuck does that mean for you? 


Dwell on it.


Think about it. 


When you’ve thought about it, when you’ve formulated your response, come back to me. Bring me all that you fucking are, and bring it direct. Put it right between my fucking eyes…because if you cannot, if you will not…


Then you’ve got not a chance in this fucking world to walk out with that briefcase, to Ascend to the Heavens the way I will.

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace, Noah Reigner, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mark Michaels
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 15th 2022, 9:03 pm by Mark Michaels



( The scene opens with the rising synth strings of “Always been but never dreamed” by Hydelic over a close up of OWA’s reigning Prestige Champion Mark Michaels. His face portrays the strong, battle tested confidence he has become known for.)

Kate Brady: Come follow me. I’ll show you the side of the world, the places that you’ve never seen. Come follow me. 

( The scene fades and transitions to a montage starting with Michaels emerging from a caravan wagon as the Romani King at Game Over 2021. Several shots follow with Michaels hanging out together with the members of the Sania, including Harman Ardelean, Georgio Del Mero, and the Twins Gyp and Sy. First at a backyard barbecue, then at last call giving a one more toast to living the good life, and finally a post match group celebration inside the ring.)

Kate Brady: Come Follow me. I’ll show you the side of yourself, the person that you’ve always been. But never dreamed. 

( Next a series of black and white shots of Mark’s bloodied face followed by him being put through tables, smashed through the glass chambers of the Thunderdome, and having his face ground against a steel cage.)

Kate Brady: What could you be afraid of if I’m right here with you?  You know everything will change.

( next a series of shots of Mark picking himself up off the canvas. He may be on shaky legs, and need the assistance of the ropes or the cage that surrounds him, but in every case he reaches his feet and waves on his opponents for more.)

Kate Brady: Show me what you are made of, cause I’m always with you. Come on, we could leave today. 

(The color returns as the montage transitions to a series of clips of Michaels offensive attack. Scenes of clotheslines, Superman punches, spears, the caravan crush, the crowning achievement, and the prekaza plunge play with every impact matching the beat of the music.)


Kate Brady: Come Follow me, Come follow me. 

( Next we see clips of Michaels celebrating his victories. Moments of his getting his hand raised, and standing on the second rope with his arms held up high are capped off with a shot of the Prestige Championship held in his hands.)


Kate Brady: Look at this, the world were made for. Come with me, we’ll take tomorrow. Everything you want is waiting for you. 

( a final gathering of clips, this time of Mark  signing autographs, taking pictures with, giving Hugs and fives to, and other interactions with the OWA fans.)

Kate Brady: Take it in, the light surrounds us. Perfect love is all around us. Everything you need is waiting for you.

( the song comes to a close with the montage concluding on a slow motions shot of Mark in his entrance gear with pyrotechnics going off behind him.)

——————-

( the scene fades back in on Mark reclining back in a chair on the balcony of his hotel room. The sunlight shines on the face of the Romani king as he stirs sugar into a white mug of coffee sitting on the table besides him. The reigning Prestige champion smoothens out his Randy Moss signed Minnesota Vikings jersey with his free hand before he addresses the camera.)

Mark:  Hustle and Heart. That has become something of a mantra, a motto, and an all around philosophy for me in last few months. It’s what’s brought me the respect of the crowds, it’s brought me incredible success here when I was being all but swept aside, and it’s been the only way I’ve ever known to keep food on my table and shoes on my feet. It’s has been hard work and never getting lazy or complacent that has helped turn my dreams into reality. Take for instance how a few weeks ago I successfully defended the OWA Prestige Championship in a match with Corey Matthis. Let me tell you man, I’ve had some great matchups against great opponents, but in terms of two guys straight up wrestling to prove who’s better this has to be one of, if not the best match I’ve had here in OWA. My hat is off to Corey, our match lived up to all the expectations that come with the name Wrestle spirit. He really made me earn the win, earn the right to defend this title at Final Destination. But as hard as it was, that win proved that I’m ready to do so. It proved that as many times as you can knock me down, I’ll get back up ready to go one more round. That match proved I’m at the top of my game, in peak form, or like my man Harman might say, I’m operating on god mode and taking it to a whole different level. So when you feel like you can take on the whole world like I am right now, it gets you that much more amped up to go out there and show to the world that you’re just as good as the last time you went out, and you’ll be just as good the next.  I take pride in what was a great test of endurance, and technique, and with Corey. But on that same night we had this great match, the world, yours truly included, witnessed what many would call a huge upset, and many more would call highway robbery. You can call the difference between how I beat Corey, and how Remming Ivory Prescott beat Noah Reigner night and day. Where me and Corey had an outcome that was based on skill, savvy, and plain being too stubborn to stay down, Remington needed to use the ref like a human shield, stab a mother fucker with a screwdriver, and kick him in the balls afterwards to boot just so that trust fund asshole to eek out a tainted victory, and pretend he’s got something that’s  bigger than 3 centimeters hanging between his legs.  And boy is this son of bitch proud of himself. Like It comes as no surprise to me that Prescott has never put  his blood and sweat into anything he does. In fact the man looks down on such things, and anyone who’s ever had to do so. But when that bell rings he’s gonna see what hard work and dedication brings, because yeah Remington, this is my life. This is my dream. This belt is everything I’ve ever wanted since I was six years old. I have had to fight and struggle every goddamn day for it, and I’ll be damned before your spoiled ass just comes along and takes it! Especially when you said that you have no desire to hold the title with pride, and continue to build its lineage. No all you want is a goddamn participation trophy that you can wipe your ass with. 

How you even gonna think of taking this title off me, when you’re too big a pussy to do anything more than run your mouth like you get nickel for every stupid thing that falls from it, and hide behind learning disabled Larry over there. Take how you were so much of a  chicken shit that you dared me to throw a punch, then ran away  like a little bitch when I try to take you up on that offer. I know you think of it as playing it smart, and that being a pussy somehow makes you think in that fat, swollen head of yours that you put ME in MY place, when really all you’ve done is applying a fresh coat of yellow up your goddamn spine. Like you do know we’re about it have a wrestling match right?  This isn’t boxing where you can pull a Mayweather and run like a coward before getting a single jab to win the round?  No score cards, no point decisions. When that bell rings I’m not giving you an inch of breathing room Prescott. I’m gonna be on you like white on rice, and I’m making you stand toe to toe with me. I’m not backing down, and when you throw one of those feeble punches at me I’ll take it on the chin and give two rocket right hands that will knock you the fuck out plain and simple.  Boy, you’re about to see that I go harder in the paint than Joel Embiid, and I’m gonna be dunking on your ass all night long.  The simple fact of the matter is when that bell rings, I will make you hail to the king baby! you don’t have much choice otherwise. You don’t have a choice because like I said before, I’m a student of the game who knows every trick your about to pull. Hell, I’ve pulled all of them myself!  So as much as you like to think you’re this sly cunning fox one step ahead, or a slippery codfish that I’ll Never get my hands around, you’re really just a constipated sheep. Full of shit and headed to a slaughter.  This is my world you dig? That ring is my house, and you sir will not disrespect me in it, I guarantee you that. I just hope and plead and beg that for you own sake you’ll  try and come at me like a man.  That you’ll put all your money where your big mouth is and act like the leader you say you want to be. That you’ll have an ounce of self-respect, and not just an over inflated ego, so that you can look yourself in the mirror the day after you get your ass handed to you by some gypsy who came from nothing. 
  
( Mark Straightens up a bit, before taking a sip of his coffee. He takes a second to reflect as he swallows the warm brew.)

You know folks, I was listening to this jackass mumbling on and on in his private plane. Somehow kissing his own ass while he blew himself. And at first I laughed, but then I got worried. I’m just gonna say it. I think Remming Ivory Prescott has brain damage. I can think of no other explanation of how the guy can say the shit he says with a straight face. Like How the fuck does he forget that me and him and faced off before and I’ve always gotten the better of every exchange. Well if I’m being honest here, if anyone had the kind of performances he put in, in those matches we had, they’d want to forget all about them and pretend they never happened either. yet somehow he calls me mediocre? The worst champion he’s ever seen?  Like mother fucker you were standing next to Gram Baker during his horse shit run. If I’m just some mediocre pile of crap,  then how is it I’m the one with the title and you’re the one with his thumb up his ass?!  Wait don’t tell me, let me guess. The reason is because you’ve  been busy having to pay call girls to fulfill your little flight attendant kink, because no woman would even think of touching you if you didn’t pay her to. Okay so maybe that one super fan but she obviously has some issues upstairs, and zero taste in men.

 Perhaps what’s more concerning is  the fact that this mother fucker says he can’t remember my name just days after we had that little confrontation. I knew Noah Reigner kicked the shit out of you, but till now I wouldn’t have thought to blame you being a total asshole on the fact that you’ve had most of your brain cells stomped out of your skull. I’d almost feel bad if you weren’t such a prick even before Noah turned your grey matter to mush.  This guy says I’m only here to get pops from the crowd. Mother fucker if you would do more than have Monster Truck give you that scouting report he doodled with scribbled crayon, and more than 8 seconds of fast forwarding through my matches, you would know that when I stepped through the doors here in OWA I was just about as hated as you could get. Yet somehow when I became a member of the Awakening, and we ran roughshod over Olympus in ways that Prescott here couldn’t even dream of, they hated me even more. And when everyone thought that Mark Michaels was all but done and ready to swept aside for the next guy to sign with the brand, something changed. Maybe they saw a guy who wouldn’t let others control his narrative? Maybe they started giving me some credit for striking out on my own?  But what I think happened here was that they saw a man who fought for every dream he ever had, regardless of how many times he had to walk through hell and back to get them. They grew to respect a guy who gave his sweat, his energy, his heart, soul, and every drop of blood in that ring.  They saw that no matter how many times I had been knocked down, I kept getting back up and handed out ass whippings like it was a fire sale. These people didn’t want to like me but They respected the hustle I had. And that respect goes both ways with me, and everyone who’ll be packing that stadium at Final Destination, and yes will be cheering for me. 

Remington, you say you don’t care about me, or my family, or where I came from. You don’t care That I survived at Final Destination last year when I thought lost everything I thought made me a somebody in professional wrestling. Down through Game Over where I flipped the script on what everyone said was gonna be the end of Mark Michaels. You don’t care that At Boiling Point where The Romani King was the first man in and withstood the most punishment of any man inside the Thunderdome. And you don’t care, even though you should because your ass was got beat at Civil War, and my team was victorious and kept Friday nights a place where your hard work is what mattered, not kissing ass and sucking up like some of the members of the roster chose to do. You don’t care Just like everyone else I’ve sent on a ride down the prekaza plunge time after time.  That’s the difference between us Prescott, people may not care about my family’s name, or what I’ve done to get here, but I make them care. I make sure them care when there’s locked in the Gypsy Curse. I make them care when their shoulders are pinned to the mat and they just don’t have enough left to kick out. What’s more, I do it with nothing more than my two hands, all the lessons I’ve learned from all the mentors I’ve been lucky enough to have, and whether you call it heart or just being too stubborn to die, the will to get up and get what I believe I’m worth. You on the other hand, you got all these people that You pay to be around you, and do you little dirty work. You got your hand maids/yes men telling you you’re the greatest thing walking god’s green earth like dancers at a strip club trying to get you into the VIP room.  You got your empty headed bodyguard with the needle still hanging out of his ass and drool hanging out of his mouth. You got your one lone fan who answers all the fan mail she alone sent in. And it still isn’t enough to beat me, little old poor Mark Michaels who loves the sport, who wants to honor the title with how he defends rather than just claiming to make it great again and that everything he does is spectacular. Not enough to beat the dirty Gypsy who you see as nothing but a dog, and a monkey. Not enough to get your hand raised at Final Destination and you damn well know it. That’s why you gotta go paying for some hentai looking bitch to either whip you into shape, or just help you outright steal the goddamn Prestige Championship at Final Destination. I’m telling you right now that it still won’t be enough. 


So bring your best Remington, the soon to be just another name on the long list of overhyped underdeveloped dick heads Who’ve underestimated me, right before I knocked them upside the head and sent home crying to their mothers.  Come at me  bro with everything g you got, because Nobody is gonna want to hear any whining, any crying, or any bullshit excuses after this is over. This is Final Destination, the top of the hill, the grand daddy of them all, so hold nothing back, because I’m sure the hell not!  I’m win, lose, or draw, I’m leaving everything I have in that ring, because while you might feel like this is something you can do on the weekends with your bros, to me this is everything. You’re right when you say Final Destination Is a fitting name, because I’m not a weekend warrior, hell every time I get in that ring there is no tomorrow to me.  So Prescott, get ready, because at Final Destination, me and everyone riding the cosmic caravan are coming to show you that all the money in the world can’t keep you from getting this here size 13 boot from kicking you square in the ass. We’re coming in to show you, that money can’t buy you respect, or honor, and all it’s gonna be good for is buying you some nice false teeth after this is all over with. Bring that A game Remington, The Romani King demands nothing less bitch. 

( Michaels takes another sip of his coffee as the scene fades out.)

Stark, Alyssa Grace, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DT The Ruler
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 15th 2022, 7:24 pm by DT The Ruler
Irrelevant.



Old.



A Nobody.



A Man No One Cares About.
 
Ever since I made my return to the televised squared circle, it’s been very close to the same song and dance from nearly every single person I’ve crossed. The same taunts and disrespect to a person whose been to the mountaintop more than once in a business with no guarantees to make it there. You’d think with the number of times I was called those things I’d start believing it, but I am better than to fall for recognizable brainwashing techniques. I am WAY BETTER THAN THAT. My trials and tribulations to make it to this point are a constant reminder that I am none of those labels, and those using them are reaching.

The Professional Wrestling business has been known to be very cut-throat from top to bottom to the Men who were great before, especially those capable of that greatness in the present. And while I did not expect a standing ovation for returning like Klay Thompson received, I expected people to do their due diligence and show more respect to a man with standards for himself, a man who bears an ideology that has led to success already, and a resume to inform those both ignorant and dismissive of the past that those insults mean nothing.

(DT The Ruler closed put down his paperback copy of A Book of Five Rings and picked up his glass of whiskey and walked from his desk to the window, looking first at the Hartford, Connecticut sky and then at the cars moving about through the Downtown Area)

The worst part is: I let them get away with it.

The reason I do is simply this: my in-ring abilities shut them up. In business, I deal with a lot of potential partners who talk too much about what they plan to do, what they have, and what I’m not doing, all according to what they see. But like in Wrestling, I tend to do better closing people’s mouths with my actions. Expanding my company size and locations, making a major deal with a company my competitors are not able to: that’s all part of everyday work. But in the case of what happens in that ring, the story is different. Why? Because in that ring, violence is the only answer. Making people submit, beating them to unconsciousness: all of that is part of everyday work there, and I’m not done shutting people up.

I look at the past four or five months and the road has been ugly. It’s been turbulent, it’s been with its patches. And yet, I persevere where others would quit. I look at OWA and despite my associations, I have done nothing but go in that ring do exactly as I say I would. In preparation for my return, I promised to be both the Unstoppable Force and the Immovable Object. And despite going to the ring when scheduled and planting many wrestlers in the mat, things have not been going as planned.

On paper, the results of my work are not shown at all. Clash of the Titans has me destroying a majority of those who entered, reaching Top 8 after starting at 9, and no one cared. Out of the handful scenarios I’ve been placed in, only one was won, and it wasn’t a Title match. It wasn’t a Contendership match. It was an eight-man Hardcore Warfare contest, a match no one’s talked about ever since. Imagine that: a match with Christopher Sabertooth, Jeff X, Mr. Raivo, and Jodan all included, and you’d thought it never happened. It’s been a running story of my short season, and as angry as I have been at the fact that I keep getting jerked around and disrespected, I should actually be angrier. Despite that thinking, I can tell you that amidst my anger, is opportunity once again. I see not far from now is Ascension to the Heavens, a chance at a briefcase with a guaranteed opportunity encased.

With my view from my office, you’d think I already have touched Heaven with my resources. At my age, some of these clowns believe some Sky Daddy should have already determined if I go to Heaven or some Fiery Pit. But the men that live free of that mode of thinking are usually the ones that compete against the likes of myself. Ultimately they fail, but they get to at least try. Nonetheless, I’m feeling trapped in yet another clusterfuck of a contest, one that sets the stage for even more pain than the Clash contest did. It is also important to note that my business partner, Mr. Raivo, will not be part of it, as he has his own business to conduct. So that leaves me to inflict as much pain to every single person in this contest without thought. The match itself is not reliant on rhyme or reason anyways, right?

And this one particular match has women included.




So, should I complain that it’s not a World Title match? Should I cry about how things haven’t been fair? Or, should I adjust and revel in its madness? It’s not in my nature to turn down a fight, and after what happened at the last edition of Kingdom before this coming event in Tokyo, I’m definitely not turning down an opportunity unleash a primal aspect of my nature.

So, ladies first, and as interesting as this can be, truth be told: I’m not going into this with intrigue in mind. A part of me should be more offended that this match is so mixed in personnel, but I then remember what profession this is, and this business is not normal by a long shot. And when it comes to the women, I have to eye Ms. Diantha Rosso first, the sister of one of my former rivals, an already accomplished warrior whose been through Hell most of her life, and a person I actually have a decent amount of respect for outside being just a business associate. Why? Because of the hard work regularly displayed by one of the most dominant forces on Odyssey. And yet, she is now in a contest with Yours Truly. Diantha, as accomplished as she is, has been on a weird and shaky wave amongst the Odyssey bunch. Not with opportunities running dry, no. But rather with being mentally unstable. Before Clash of the Titans, I let one of my advisors assist Diantha in finding a place to prepare for her contest against one Stephanie Matsuda, hoping that the setting she was given would allow for her to tap into a side of wrestler all the greats should be able to. You see, as well as I dress and speak, one thing many competitors must be able to do is tap into their inner Patrick Bateman at will. There’s a carnal side to every human that’s been suppressed but can be reached with mental and physical preparation, and Diantha unfortunately has not been able to fully harness that creature sunken under Modern Technology and Laws. It’s a side of us that allows for people to say Screw The Rules, Fuck the System, Be Down with the Sickness, or and allow violent aspects of your nature that don’t make sense to take over. And in a match like Ascension to the Heavens, the space is there for that irrational behavior to be… understandable.

Can Diantha grab that power within and make it into something horrifying enough to frighten the audience? Can she reach deep down and mentally transform into the type of otherworldly being that kills simply for the thrill of the hunt like an Anton Chigurh? The answers won’t matter because The Ruler already can.  After being in this business long enough and having to move back and forth between “modes”, it’s so easy to just become unhinged that at any moment you can just go from doing the most complicated submission to outright biting someone in the face or utilizing a weapon heartlessly. This type of match favors those who can do that already. As high as the cruelty level Diantha has reached, she has a long way to go to reach where I am.

And that is where the respect ends for the ladies.

I look at Odyssey whenever I can and also force my secretaries to do the same for research purposes, not because I’m some uncontrolled sex monster who salivates over fishnet booty butt-cheek shorts like the Internet Feminists categorize all men as, but because of ridiculous scenarios like this being possible. I had to look at this contest twice on paper before saying a word more because it looks exactly like someone sniffed cocaine while browsing Brazzers.com to create this nonsense. The more I examine this madness, the more I believe it’s straight out of a video game by Team Ninja, where only in a fantasy world can near midget-sized women compete with men thrice their size in a setting where rules matter little, and only mysticism puts them on equal footing! And when I see a degenerate like Ms. Rin Asakura, a mere featherweight no different than Marie Rose, scribbled down for a match with a man way beyond her abilities, being told to compete in a scenario she cannot withstand, I only see that this is the work of a cruel and unforgiving God. Whoever this God may be that thought placing this child in a fight that included myself: I may consider throwing away my agnosticism and praying in their name, because this aspect of the match is Divine Comedy. This truant seems to be allowed to just run around as if she is going to make an impact, and it appears like the whores of Odyssey have failed to send her to a place more age-appropriate, like Chuck E. Cheese.

But then again, they are mostly whores; they barely have standards for themselves.

Jokes aside, Rin should do the right thing for her well-being and that is not cross my path. I doubt she will as many in this business are hard-headed, but that I can assure would be one of the biggest mistakes in her career. I am going into this match with even more fervor than I went into the Clash of the Titans, and I don’t care who I have to stomp on in order to obtain the status and the win and the opportunity I deserve, man, woman or child.


And that goes for Liz as well. Ms. Elizabeth Karlson, a woman I know little of but saw enough over the past few months to note that I have nothing to worry about. I’m not the type to completely dismiss someone as a possible threat, especially in train wrecks where logic does not coincide with the setting, especially a former champion. But if I’m no more threatened by Ms. Diantha Rosso in this contest, why should I have any ounce of fear for a woman she just recently defeated? The audacity, though, of Ashley Walker on Odyssey consider her the favorite.

Really now? Are we allowing these OWA commentators to straight up LIE now? Is this because of Final Destination matches on FanDuel or something? It is utterly disgusting how much people are lying about her chances! HOW DARE THEY LIE THROUGH THEIR TEETH ABOUT A MATCH THAT INCLUDES MYSELF!

(DT The Ruler threw down his glass of whiskey, smashing it against the flooring of his office; as soon as he turned away from the window and walked towards his desk in frustration, one of his custodians rushed into the office and started to clean up the mess. One of his Advisors also walked in alongside a secretary)

DAMMIT MAN! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!

Advisor: Sir, you’re unraveling.

DT The Ruler: I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING.

Advisor: …..

DT The Ruler: …Unfortunately, you’re right. (DT fixed his collar and tie) I am losing my mind, and after dealing with the nonsense I’ve dealt with, it was only a matter of time.

Advisor: Sir, I understand, but as a man you appointed to give you advice, my best advice for you right now is to be even keel. But also, if I may interject further…

DT The Ruler: I don’t want you to.

Advisor: Sir, just hear me out. I believe, from what I’ve seen that y-you may be underestimating the Odyssey females a bit.


DT The Ruler: Excuse me?

Advisor: Sir, just l-l-listen. Those women are some of the most violent I’ve ever seen in my all my days. You have one that literally transforms into a man-monster and another that damn near killed another just to be a title contende-

DT The Ruler: (looks at his Advisor with anger and skepticism) So you’re suggesting I’m sexist? Are you one of those “Brittney Griner can take Demarcus Cousins” people?!

Advisor: I-I-I-I’m not insinuating that, sir. I just believe that those women in particular are much more monstrous than you may be giving-

DT The Ruler: I am not suggesting that they are no match simply because they are women. I am saying so because they are WEAKER. You had NOTHING TO SAY WHEN I WAS BEING AGE DISCRIMINATED, but have a dissertation in the works because they’re women? (DT The Ruler looked at the secretary that was scurrying to organize his paperwork on his desk) You, what’s your name?

Secretary: Shanice.

DT The Ruler: Ah yes, Shanice; beautiful name. How was your breakfast this morning?

Shanice: It was good sir.

DT The Ruler: Apologies that it wasn’t anything healthy; sometimes Dunkin Donuts food hits the spot and gets the juices flowing. (DT The Ruler looks at the Advisor once again) But anyways, let’s say I take Shanice and Big Earl, the three-hundred-pound man right outside the door, I see them climbing a fifteen-to-twenty-foot ladder, and I push them both off the ladder and they smack the ground back first. Who is going to be hurt the most: the one-hundred ten-pound young woman or the three-hundred-pound man?

Advisor: Sir, they’d both feel it pretty ba-

DT The Ruler: Answer the question correctly.

Advisor: …well, umm...


DT The Ruler: …No answer? OK. I take Rin and I effortlessly hit her with a Powerbomb. Then, I take Myojin- as scrawny as he is- and do the same exact thing. Who do you think may recover a bit faster, if at all?

Advisor: …

DT The Ruler: I see. (DT The Ruler walks back towards the window and looks at the sky once again) If that makes me sexist to point out the elephant in the room, so be it. Go ahead and try to have me canceled. It’s not under-estimation to point out the elephant in the room. It may seem intellectually lazy to speak what is a Given, but it’s still a truth.


But anyways…


And we come back around to two men I’ve faced really recently! Plot twist! Johan Jonouchi and Myojin are in the mix! Great, just great, because business feels absolutely unfinished after what happened at Kingdom, so I am very, Very, VERY THANKFUL that this is happening. No, no. Not because of Joey. See, Mr. Johan managed to do something I did not expect and that’s make me actually laugh in regard to something besides the general competition. So, congratulations to him: he made a reference I’ve been hearing since birth and got a smile to break through. (laughs) But the second most fun thing I’ve done in the last few weeks was beat his ass on Kingdom. Now, that’s not a guarantee that things will play out the exact same way at Final Destination. Not at all. But for JoJo, I’m sure with me trying just 1% more without rules and restrictions, things will not fare better. I now know what to expect from JoJo, and that’s a fight; he actually delivered on his promise to take the road many walk but few succeed. Unfortunately, with The Ruler of Men as a roadblock, his progress will come after I make my mark again.

But of course, I have to mention the current Outlaw Champion.


A man who believes he’s running out of competition on Kingdom, despite his contenders recently including a rookie who had no business having a title match before me. A man who holds a pinfall over the current OWA Champion, despite cheating to be able to do that. A man who’s become so delusional in his thinking that he believes he can really take me down, and when he had the chance to, he didn’t attempt that pinfall on me but instead went for JoJo. You see Myojin I should commend for managing to pull a snake move on Yours Truly, a move that got The Woman the OWA Championship, but I’ve been giving some of these people way too much credit to my own detriment. I’m not here to applaud anyone of my opposition, especially from the Golden Yawn; I’m here to win, and since he couldn’t put me away in any way close to what he said he would, I’m going to take the chance to hurt Arata’s dog even more severely. Because even with my desire to stack up Championships, I like shutting people up who talk too recklessly, especially those who have have tried their best to throw labels on The Ruler like "irrelevant". And if he’s going to try and make it where I am “irrelevant” and left to “continue my boring life”, I suggest he try something more exciting than taking a win I had in my clutches.

But it still won’t matter.

I know some people may hear my rage, some may not hear me clearly, but they may ask, “Despite the events of the past few months, how can he remain so confident and calm, especially on a brand where a majority of talent is ready to snap, with one even threatening to kill everyone with their supposed God Powers? How is DT the Ruler still believing he stands a chance when things have not gone 100% his way?” To start, I do NOT fear the threat of death. I’ve been arrested, I’ve been at gunpoint, and the threat of death from others doesn’t put fear in my heart. Anyone can take a life to preserve their own; that’s easy. And I don’t live fearing anything, especially another man.
 
But anyhow, to survive in any competition, you have to believe in yourself. You cannot ask other people to believe in you. Spectators will always be wishy-washy, and your competition has a very high chance of not seeing you as anything. And when everyone is gone, you only have yourself to rely on. What good does it to go into any contest saying “whelp, I’m going to lose anyways” without even trying? The Defeatist Mentality is what’s slowly developing a generation of boys who dream of being like Tyler Durden instead of taking on adversity and actually becoming men, and I refuse to be amongst them.

Second, I see these setbacks as nothing but a short trend, a fad that can be broken at any time. Social Media especially is full of videos and quotes that are talked about by the masses but them fade away for the next trend to take over. Even my companies being currently at a surplus overall, is a trend that may or may not end. This current trend of The Ruler being on the lower rungs of the ladder won’t last much longer. This is not a fight of relevance for me at all but instead one where the Master and Ruler emerges supreme over all others. No excuses. Business will be handled by The Master of Ruler…his way.



It's only a matter of time for the old, irrelevant nobody.

Michael Bishop, Stark, Scott Oasis, Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace, The Banshee and have spoken. It’s such good shit!



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Jonetta Stone
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 15th 2022, 5:08 pm by Jonetta Stone
From the Cradle to the Grave



🪦In the dark of the night, Jonetta Stone is seen outside in front of a baby cradle. She picks up what is assumed to be a covered up baby and begins to sway it motherly in her arms.🪦

I never thought I’d be a mother. The thought of some dimwitted man putting his seed in me was one thing, but even through surrogates or adoption did I have a hard time imagining it. The thought of raising some malformed empty-headed creature that needed to be taught the basics to survive felt completely tiresome and unrewarding. After all, when you’re are great as me all children do is end up growing up to being disappointments in comparison. I didn’t need some failchild sucking at my teat and pulling at my dress every time she needed food and attention, in fact the thought was something that inspired near puking.  

But then it happened. 

By accident and by fate, I was saddled with bringing Morrighan McDonnell into this world and everything changed. And oh boy was she ever the troubled child, oh she was as incompetent and needy as I ever thought babies could be, and even I at the time didn’t realize she was as possessed as Damiens in movies. Seriously, a full-on Damien Thorn. Nonetheless, she was my responsibility, and I introduced her into this world the best way any mother could! I swear to you, I could have easily snuffed her life out from the cradle and been done with it, but I felt for that disgusting creature enough to teach her the ins and outs of this business so she could survive. Sure I had to spank her and impose my position as the alpha of the house over her, but most of you don’t remember how bratty of a child she was. She used to cry endlessly about how no one, including OWA, would hire her because she was too “ugly” and she was forced to perform in underground fight clubs and other woeful tells she kept telling everyone to draw sympathy from the fact she was a normal looking girl who just didn’t have the talent to make onto the big stage yet. Could you imagine what would have happened if she had run into someone like Natalie Cage or any other of the uncouth women in this company in times of old? They’d have buried her and sent Morrighan crying out of this company. But I took the time to critically explain to Morrighan her stupidity constructively and raised her as if she was my own.

And now you see her today as a completely different person, at the very least she looks as ugly as she wanted to present herself. 

They grow up so fast. But unfortunately, she was just as rebellious and disappointing as I feared she would be. The ungrateful brat has always taken my motherly actions for granted, she always cries about how I’d always beat her in matches and even “forced her to do things against her will.” Since when does a parent not have the right to put their child in line when they misbehave? Since when does one’s guardian not have the right to make decisions for the mentally undeveloped person that is under that guardian’s care?! Sure it benefited me. Just like it benefits any parent to have their child help with the household tasks or even help hand over some money to help pay rent for the family. What’s good for the head of the family eventually is good for all of the family who lives under her roof! Everyone seems to forget that the Banshee was never as powerful and as dominant as she was when she was following my command. Yes, I profited, but so did she. But then people like Revy and the fans ruined it for both of us. They filled her with insane ideas, like me being bad for her and somehow these disgusting fans being people she should fight for! I guess that’s why some parents refuse to let their kids go to public school and be defiled by the riffraff.


🪦Jonetta shakes her head, looking at the “baby”🪦

Because of that defiling, I have to do what no parent ever truly expects to do when they make their child. I have to pull the plug on the Banshee. Some of you may recoil at this, and question how a parent could say such a thing! But what would you have me do? What would you do if your child has been sick beyond return, and no matter what you’ve done month after month, their condition has only gotten worse, and they’re suffering from their own sickness as you can tell they’re in pain? What would you do if your child had become a danger to society that was hurting people left and right, disobeying all authority, and being a scourge upon this earth?! Deep down, you all know what the right thing would be to do. You would put that child down! Since I’m the one who brought her into OWA, I’m the only one who can take her out of it! This is a merciful death. This is an honour killing. 

🪦Jonetta Stone turns around and the camera reveals a huge hole and shovel beside Jonetta. Jonetta drops the “baby” into the hole and looks at the camera with a cold expression.🪦

I will not rest until I see what I want to see, and what I want to see is you going to sleep in the dirt. Permanently. You just being hurt wouldn’t work. Don’t give me that look Banshee, do not be angry or fret, you know I have to do this to you. Deep in your heart, you know that I am right. Banshee, you are my daughter that I’ve observed for a very long time, so I can tell you love monster stories. Surely you’ve heard the story of Frankenstein? Such a tale should be enough to explain to you this situation I am in. See Dr Frankenstein was an accomplished, educated figure, and because he couldn’t keep his creature under control, his legacy changed to the point some people don’t even know who he is and simply believe that his creature is Frankenstein. And some people who do know who he is say he deserves to have his legacy stripped, that he is the true monster, and he and his creation should be considered one and the same. Do you think I want that to happen to me Banshee? I’m a multiple-time champion. I worked hard to create my legacy here in OWA where I uplifted the women’s division to heights it had never seen before and gave us the platform to dominate OWA like we do today. But I understand how fickle the world can be. Maybe one day the Dollhouse won’t be the longest reigning Tag Team Champions, and people will slowly forget we made ladies tag-team wrestling trusted in OWA. Maybe one day Odyssey won’t be taking titles from other brands and maybe Odyssey won’t even exist, so people will not care that I was the one who made us headline in singles competition and held up a brand that will no longer exist for half a year. Then what will be left of my work? The creation of some lumbering dolt like you? You who continues to disappoint and achieve nothing? Will they one day see the Banshee losing matches and say, is that the best someone who debuted against Jonetta can do after all these years? The longer you walk around as a failure in OWA, the more likely it is people will start saying….wow Jonetta really didn’t know how to create future stars by performing with her. No, I can’t have it. I have to put you away and make everyone forget you ever existed, for the sake of my own good name. 

You’re worthless, you’re a circus, you’re no appeal, please it’s curtains for you. Look at me and then look at yourself Banshee, can’t you see that I’m on a totally different level as a commodity in this business? Both in the tangible and intangibles, I’m a completely more worthy human being than you could ever be. Listen, pet, I know best. You can’t survive without me. All you can do is weigh me down with this obsession you have over this idea that I’ve somehow ever mistreated you. Before I had you and you dragged me down with all your needy behaviour, I was the talk of the town and what every girl wanted to be and what every boy feared was too hot and successful to handle in their insecurity. When I get rid of you and are no longer saddled to you like some disgusting single mother, I will get back to being at top form and free to rule the world once again. Everyone will envy me at the top of my ivory tower! What could you be without me? The world has already seen what you’re like outside of my nest, weak, pathetic, a clown of a monster that the rest of the roster openly mocks without fear of reprisal. Just imagine what you’d be like if you didn’t have the fear at the back of your head that I might come around and slap you across the back of the head if you’d act even more embarrassing than you do already when you know I’m around to punish you. Hell you’ve only left my custody for such a little awhile since we decimated team Aria, and Diantha has already slipped away from you and no longer respects your authority, in great contrast to the respect she had for you when I had you under my thumb and made you a force to be feared. Stop this nonsense Banshee, let the rest sweep over you and be at peace. 

Six feet deep, Banshee, that’s the debt. You know you owe me Banshee. Did I not give you the finest moments of your career until now? You are all bent out of shape over what happened to your former mother figure, but you know she had to be gotten ridden of so that you could understand that the only family you had was the one you had here in OWA. Which is me, your mother…..your guardian…..your master! Don’t tell me it wasn’t fun. Just as fun as it was when I had you level all of Team Aria and have you stand above the wreckage only a Demo Corps master could inspire from you. You’re my child, you like hurting people almost as much as I do. But you don’t know how to hurt people as creatively and as efficiently as I do. Sure you know how to hurt a body, which is all fair and good, but you don’t know to get people psychologically damaged for years upon years as much as I do. Just look at the pain I caused you and Revy, and how neither of you could get over it for so long. I allowed you to join in on the fun of causing brutality to others,and you did the best you could and I won’t deny you had your moments where you impressed me with how you managed to mangle your opponents. But the free ride is over, you no longer have my mercy that allowed you to do as you pleased. You will repay me, in the only way you and I know how to settle debts, in pain and suffering you will give me the joy of destroying you one final time. I will shatter you with weapons, I will break your bones with submission holds, and I will have Cross Check season until the winter has you wither away. 

No more press! Rot, Banshee, decay, in the dirt! Die nameless, no more fame! I’ve made you famous for over two years now, be it your debut, our match in the Athena’s Cup, or the Promethean chamber, or when you were my controlled puppet! And with two years in the making, I will make you go away for good. From the very moment I met you Banshee, I told you to save the sob stories. That was the one lesson, despite being the first, that you choose never to learn from. My tidbit about Frankenstein doesn’t only apply to myself Banshee. We all have to take responsibility for our creations. All actions have consequences we deal with! You’re Dr Frankenstein who created the anger within your master that can no longer be contained. Yes, you made me hate you and that’s why Final Destination will end so ugly for you. That’s why after this match, nobody will ever remember you for being the monster you once was. You’ll lose your credentials and name just like the good ol doctor did. Because all everyone will remember you for will be for how you pushed me too far and made me the mother who buried her own creation in the most brutal Buried Alive Match that the world has ever seen. Because from the Cradle to the Grave, you were the worst child a mother could have, you were one shitty little brat! 


🪦Jonetta takes the shovel and begins putting dirt over the “baby” inside the grave.🪦

Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace, The Banshee, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Darkane
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 15th 2022, 2:57 pm by Darkane
When I was raised through carnage under the broken New Orleans moon there was no room for negotiation. Nobody cared about your story, but they knew there was a reason you ended up a slave to the street life. It didn’t matter whether you were shooting up heroin in between your toes as a lifelong junkie or whether you were born in sludge amidst the dank summer night’s humidity inside of a hobo’s tent. When the streets wanted you, they took you. They didn’t ask for permission, it wasn’t a matter of circumstance and no matter how much you implored for someone to throw you a bone, it never came. The night held you hostage and those who worshipped, prayed their fucking asses off, and those who didn’t, begged for a bullet all the same. I promised myself early on that I would never succumb to such things but I took the road less traveled anyway. I was initially enthralled by the lifestyle, I was like the rest of the homeless dregs splattered against the graffiti laden alley walls, doing blow off of dumpster hoods and sticking old newspapers up my ass crack to keep the shit in. Even when I called the shots in The Big Easy Undercity everybody had their free will to meander about at their own pace.

I never kept them under wraps either. I just figured it wasn’t anybody’s business, but in light of the big ‘revelation’, it’s all true. I fronted a band of misfits and we fucking ran shit in New Orleans. From The French Quarter to Westbank and everything in between. The city was our playground. Countless beatdowns, robberies, intricate scams, you name it, we did it. But there are reasons I became a lone wolf and maybe one day they’ll understand.

You’re not tied down to a ball and chain. Everything you do is at your own discretion and you can take solace in what you do and what you can control. I’m the only one who truly knows the distinctions that set Darkane apart. The echo chambers and baseless shit stirring from high brows perched in their ivory towers is just that, nondescript hot air blown from mouths burning with envy. As soon as I take the bait what does that make me? Susceptible to mockery; someone who can’t blur the lines between what’s real and what’s not. I never claimed to be bulletproof but the hearsay of fools is still said by a fool no matter how much you dress it up. It’s a matter of discipline and that’s an integral part of why I’ve annihilated the playing field for the past five years. My domination wasn’t an aberration, my domination wasn’t by the way I swung my sword but by the way I made men weep before I cut off their fucking heads.

There’s a lot you can learn from a person before they die.

They all squeal like pigs in the back of a pickup and despite what truths and fallacies they utter, I’m the last ugly mug they’ll see before they meet the executioner’s ax. I earned my stripes for a reason. When Darkane’s name is spoken and that bell tolls, people freeze in their tracks and they listen for the shrieks in the night.

Because they know they could be next.

Ask the murderer’s row of ravaged souls I’ve decimated along the way. Finnegan Wakefield, Nate Cage, Nathan Fiora, Graham Baker, Noah Reigner, the fluttering list goes on and on. They’re all held in high regard but they’re floating in jars on metal shelves with labels wrapped around the glass, each with a story to tell.

They BELONG TO ME.

Everyone wants to forget Darkane like a bad dream because I torched Olympus under my thumb for so long so they direct their aversion towards spurious two-bit wannabe ‘villains’ that couldn’t even hold a candle to my ass on their best day. A bum neck and a hitch in my step aren’t enough of a hindrance to keep me at bay. My confidence isn’t in the shitter, I’m not Olympus’ savior either, but Jacob Senn isn’t a born leader.

But there he stands unblemished, untouched, and unbroken with his foot atop of the fallen Dynasty banner and a dagger in my back.

I understand.

I really do.

There’s only so much a man’s tortured psyche can take before he has no choice but to turn the tables by hook or by crook. When I fought alongside Jacob Senn as a fellow ‘comrade’ there wasn’t a sense of valor in the things we did or the way we conducted ourselves. Jacob Senn was just there, sagging away like a deflated spare tit devoid of actual spirit and integrity. The Dynasty never felt like a true brotherhood and our communication was sparse at best. We didn’t have to be BFFs. We knew what was at stake and pushed forward regardless and for a while, it worked. For a while, we were renowned as the absolute stalwarts of OWA. We left no stone unturned and no casualty unaccounted for. For a while, we were unmatched and unopposed.

Yet it felt like we were miles apart.

And Jacob Senn was further out than anybody.

Jacob Senn was on his own, which gave him time to operate and devise a blueprint over time. He was on an island and nobody kept track of him. Why would we? Jacob Senn could make his own decisions at his own peril. He didn’t swear by an oath or make a pact, he didn’t have to devote his time to anything. His plan was set in motion as soon as he recruited Graham Baker into the fold, who desperately needed a life raft. And the island of one became the island of two. Graham Baker was nothing more than a moving part, there’s nothing even remotely inspiring about him or worth a second look, but he was still used as ammunition not only against Noah Reigner, but against me. Jacob Senn made his move, he shifted his pawn forward to test the waters, to see if Graham Baker could jettison Darkane from the picture so he could save face. Graham Baker had nothing to lose, he was already damaged goods so why not let him go down on his vessel with dignity? Why not let him belt out one last war cry for the boys back home? Why not let him kill two birds with one stone by taking out Darkane and subsequently winning over Senn? It seemed effective on paper and it seemed like nothing could go wrong.

Until I plunged Graham Baker’s fucking skull through a flaming table and toasted him alive like a human pop tart. He took his pound of flesh but I’m built like a war panzer. I’ve endured more punishment than anybody in OWA bar none and I still come out the other side bludgeoned but still breathing. Why do you think I’ve had unhinged psychopaths scream ‘why won’t you die’ in my face after emptying their buckets on me in the ring? They think I’m invincible, but I’m just the one who wants it more and they can’t accept that without flipping their shit. The aforementioned Graham Baker looked like he saw a ghost with seven heads as I emerged from the shadows after I returned. He couldn’t handle it. He couldn’t handle my resilience, he couldn’t handle my inner resolve, he couldn’t handle that I wasn’t stricken to a shitty hospital bed suffocating in a fucking neckbrace, and most of all he couldn’t handle that he got cold feet when he left me for the rats instead of dumping me in the furnace.

What a catastrophic domino effect your partner in crime has created.

You don’t give me second chances unless you have a death wish.

Let’s not act like your ‘betrayal’ was anything of merit. Everyone wants to paint Senn in a negative light and throw me a pity party but it’s not warranted. I’ll be the first one to tell you that I’m the last asshole who needs a sob story attached to my hip. There’s nothing Senn could EVER do that could break me. Most of the OWA roster already knew he was a two faced pussy. It’s hardly an act of treachery when the writing was on the wall for months. It’s been blown out of proportion by overreactive asshats going from zero to a hundred and assuming the worst. Senn toes a dangerous line by putting all his eggs in one basket and believing that his master plan is the work of a scheming madman. He yearns to see Darkane wilt before him but his pigheaded tunnel vision has obstructed him from the bigger picture.

Don’t you see?

Everything comes full circle.

As soon as you slit The Dynasty’s jugular I, by default reverted to my role as a solitary hobo with a backpack and a chip on my shoulder. I was a grizzly vagrant long before The Dynasty ever came into the picture. I won championships on the grandest stages before The Dynasty. I won awards and accolades before The Dynasty. I gained a repute as the most malevolent entity to haunt these hallowed halls before The Dynasty. Yet you believe it’s some sort of detriment on my end that The Dynasty is in shambles, even if I was the one that carried everyone including you in a baby pouch on my fucking back? The Dynasty’s fate was sealed as soon as Matt Miles vanished off the face of the earth, all you did was pick at the scraps. But then there’s that old elephant in the room. The why. Why did Jacob Senn disperse the remnants of The Dynasty? Did he grow weary? Did he feel like it was a lost cause? Did he want to move on to another project?

We all know why.

Isn’t it obvious?

Envy.

A common theme in Jacob Senn’s notorious timeline, dating back to when he was chasing that vainglorious licker of toenails and filer of bunions Mr. DEDEDE; playing catch up until he chewed you up and spit you out at the mecca. A year lying in wait. A year slithering about like a snake in the grass and now you add the proverbial exclamation point, The Immortal Heavyweight Championship to your trophy case by royally fucking over Noah Reigner which in hindsight isn’t that difficult to do.

It was highway robbery, but part of me thinks it’s admirable. Part of me wants to give you credit for pulling off such a heist but I know better than to honor a lackey. It was a coronation with an asterisk, it was a crowning rooted in desperation. A far cry from when I powerbombed Fiora all the way from God’s eye to capture the Omega Heavyweight Championship. I didn’t need any added bells or whistles. I didn’t put stock in a halfwit henchman to do my dirty work. I know you seek immortality but it’s a lost cause when nobody has faith in the name Jacob Senn, not even yourself. When you peel back the layers of Senn you’ll see there was a period of time of almost three years without him winning jackshit and the build up of resentment and spite spiked at an all time high. Every face that passed him by served as another reminder that Senn was alienated and frowned upon. He sat on his thumbs for months, idly waiting behind the Dynasty’s skirt, but in his heart of hearts, he was incensed when I captured the Omega Heavyweight Championship. Nothing Senn ever did was genuine, he was never invested in me. He wallowed in the shadows with a crooked smile, wailing on the inside, and balling his fists unable to comprehend someone else’s glory.


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And do you know what really sent him corralling off the edge?

I wasn’t your run-of-the-mill one-and-done champion.

I was an ICONIC champion that pulled the rug out right from under Senn’s feet as The Dynasty’s true torchbearer. I TOOK EVERYTHING from him and it wasn’t forced, instead, it was 100% organic. I should have been scorned but I was ADORED. I had a cult following lined up for miles out the fucking door. Which Senn could only live vicariously through in his pipe fucking dreams. BUT BUT DARKANE! THE DYNASTY WAS MY CREATION! I’M A MARTYR THIS, I’M A MARTYR THAT! I MADE DARKANE WHAT HE IS TODAY DAMNIT! Nobody ever said you weren’t the brainchild of The Dynasty. If you want that crown, take it, wear it, flaunt it but I was the heartbeat of your creation. The Dynasty would have died a swift and forgettable death if it wasn’t for my contributions but you go ahead and die on that hill, go ahead and blame me for your woe-is-me ‘martyrdom’. Convince yourself that I was a mere byproduct of Jacob Senn as I cut through the chambers of your heart and drink celebratory wine from your skull with the Immortal Heavyweight Championship sleeping comfortably next to the rest of your bones.

Build yourself on a temple of lies and I’ll dismantle it stone by stone.

This idea that you were a scapegoat is blatant deception to distort what actually happened. Nobody forced you to stand on the sidelines. Nobody forced you to wave your pom poms through gritted teeth. I took the reins of The Dynasty because you lacked the vitality and fortitude to shepherd us into the future. If you had a bone to pick with me I would have met you halfway and gladly accepted your challenge but you opted to break out the victim card instead. When I was dismantling the likes of Kai Stevens, Nas, Stark, and Aren you could have filled the void for any one of them, but you didn’t. You sat on your thumb with your head in the sand. WeLl i CoUld HaVe ChAlLenGed U iF I wAnTeD tO! Except you were humming and hawing at the wheel. You were too much of a chickenshit; you didn’t want to be humiliated and dunked on in front of the rest of The Dynasty. I would have eaten you alive Senn and the fact that you deliberately postponed this match until you were in a power position tells me all I need to know. You’re not The Punisher, you’re not a shrewd mastermind, you’re not the same ruthless malefactor who curbed stomped people through barbed wire chairs for the simple pleasure of reminding those where they stood.

You’re only Jacob Senn and that name garners no fear anymore. Now you sit on your throne of falsehoods preaching doom upon The Dynasty and you pat yourself on the back because no one else will. Yet you’re too blind to see The GraveWorm reaching his hand through the ground. I wrote the book on exposing the true colors of otherwise perceived ‘idols’ that spread their vermin as if it were gospel. I’ve torn through mighty beasts on inhuman rampages and absorbed their strength for my own. I’ve slain even the noblest of men who fought the good fight and forced them to quit point blank, not for a lack of courage, but a lack of credence in themselves. What makes you stand apart from the other pompous tyrants I’ve cut down in the past? Are you an emperor with new clothes? Are you an outlier? Or are you just another cretin in a high place, barking out orders and whipping those below who push the fucking wheel? Does it really matter? As long as you’re king shit everything else will fall into place, right? The servants will scrub the floors. The knights will protect you at arm’s length. The red carpet will stretch along the length of your castle buried in the mountains as you rest comfortably with a crescent grin.

And then the sirens will sound. The screams will pierce your ears. The thunder will snarl in the night’s sky. Everyone will be running for the hills amidst a crumbling empire and I will kick through your portcullis gate. That’s when you will know your time is up.

That’s when I know it’s time to bring the world to its knees again.

In the name of Jacob Senn.

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Mav., Alyssa Grace, Elijah Hampton, Noah Reigner, Rebecca Filth and have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Stark
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 15th 2022, 4:32 am by Stark
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FINAL DESTINATION PROMO ONE

When I think about my life now compared to what it was just a mere few years ago, I get choked up. It's amazing how much things can change in such a short amount of time. I don't need to get into the whole story again, that's a part of my life that I'm willing to move past, but while I move past it, it's something I can't forget. Never again in my life will I let myself fail like that, consumed by my demons, living aimlessly on the streets, just wasting away while I was waiting and praying for death to just end my misery... Never again. On your way to the top, you're bound to make some enemies on the way. Recently on Odyssey I was faced with a tough choice, well, the decision itself wasn't hard to make but we've seen some of the women on this brand decide to sell out. When Llorona came to me with her fingers crossed behind her back with a proposal that I knew from the start was just too good to be true, it wasn't that hard to figure out what was actually going on. I have nothing against her personally, or rather, I didn't at first - I just knew that she was a corrupt boss and Odyssey is not for the better with her as the authority. When she gave me the offer to choose my opponent at Final Destination 4, I knew that would come with some caveat. As much as I want to succeed on this brand, as much as I want to reach the very top, I will not cheat my way there. I refuse to take the easy road. I've had to struggle too much to get to this point, and I got here with nothing more than my own power and my will to not give up, to always get back up and fight. I've developed too much of a passion for what I do, because wrestling is what saved me, wrestling is what took me off the streets, wrestling is what gave me the strength to battle my addiction, battle my demons. I will never disrespect wrestling, and if I chose to align with Llorona and use the easy advantages that the General Manager would've provided to me in order to improve my position and standing on Odyssey... That's the greatest disrespect to wrestling I could think of. I just couldn't do it. 

I knew that there would be consequences for opposing Llorona. I'm not an idiot, and despite being in just my third year in this industry, I know how it works by now. It doesn't pay to stand against the powers that rule, but for me, there just isn't a price on my dignity. So how was I repaid for my insolence by Llorona? She threw a bag of cocaine in my face. I was embarrassed and humiliated. Tempting me with the sweetest poison you could and when you saw that you couldn't break my will, you just forced me into it anyways. You're a pathetic excuse for a woman and a complete failure of a General Manager. The one good thing you did was let me choose my opponent and while I thought of who I could pick, I wasn't sure. Do I pick someone that deserves the match or do I go for the easy win? Do I pick an enemy or a friend? You guys have to realize what this Final Destination means to me. Two years ago I first started in OWA. My first run on Odyssey was a complete failure and I was sent back to JET for another training excursion despite graduating from the JET Dojo... That was one of the lowest points of my life. I thought that after years of failure and sadness that I could finally find my footing in this world, and I failed again. I won't lie. I started using drugs again at that point. But then I thought about it... Do I cut my life short and fail to live up to anything that I'm capable of, or do I try again and give myself to be someone who isn't ashamed of the person they see in the mirror at night? I chose the latter. I wasn't going to give up so easily. At that point, it was purely out of spite. Now? It's out of pride. I've been able to get out of the lowest points of my life with confidence and success like I've never felt before. Everything I have, especially this Goddesses Championship - this is all a result of the decision I made that day, to never stop fighting. I went back to JET and experienced some mild success before I was able to make a "triumphant" return to Odyssey... Funny how that went. We all know it, it was a zero win, eight loss record after seven months being back. Those eight losses, according to the opponents I faced in that time period, meant that I was an abject failure, that I should have never bothered coming back to Odyssey at all, and that I was better off just hanging it up for good. Not once did I ever believe that. I had a resolve that they could never break and I turned that zero and eight run into the biggest win of my life to become the Goddesses Champion.

Since then I've defended this title confidently and successfully against the likes of Daisy Thrash and Remi Skyfire. I competed in the Clash of the Titans as the reigning Goddesses Championship and ranked fourth place in the match. I keep getting better and better. I've shot past some of the top names on this brand. There are women who have been here for years that haven't even touched a championship, let alone becoming a dominant Goddesses Champion. This isn't arrogance. This is the confidence I've earned by being able to survive the bad days, so I can then thrive in the good days. There's no one alive who can take this away from me, no matter what you say to me, no matter what you do to me, absolutely no matter what. You can throw cocaine in my face, and you can try to bash my head in with a rock. It's nothing I haven't been through before, I had to deal with those dogs in Dorados Enterprises for so long that I'm so desensitized to the bullshit. Going back to the point, the reason I picked the opponent I did for Final Destination is because that woman knows what I've been through... Or at least that's what I thought. I worked for this chance as hard as I could but despite that, I am nothing but grateful. After everything... I'm able to walk into Final Destination 4, right at home in Tokyo, Japan, as the Goddesses Champion, with my head held high and the support of thousands of fans behind me. I was once a pop idol, and now I get to be a wrestling icon. When I chose my opponent for Final Destination 4, I was hoping that I could go out in front of my hometown crowd and wrestle my heart out. I wanted to steal the show and put on an all time classic. I wanted to cement myself in the top tier of this company, the top tier of this entire industry, and ascend to the next level by defeating a fellow icon, one of the most exciting wrestlers of all time, someone who can get any crowd behind them. A woman that I respected and one that I could not wait to get in the ring with. Perhaps the single most worthy contender for the Goddesses Championship, someone I was expecting to put on a five star match with... And then in one of the most vulnerable moments of my life... 

She bashed my head in with a rock.

Then she tried to tell me to my face that it wasn't her fault.

Revy...

You have no idea just how much you're going to regret what you did to me.

It's easy to be an idiot, isn't it? Completely ignorant of everything around you. Creating mental bubbles that you get to hide in and have your own bullshit bounce around in your head with no one to check it. You've been a maniac from the start though, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Even all those flashbangs seem so insidious now in hindsight after what you did to me on the last Odyssey. I thought you were one of my best contemporaries and someone who once I stepped into the ring with, we'd be able to bring the best out of each other, just like what happened in the Clash. We made it to the top four, and I wanted to prove that the Goddesses Championship is at that level where only the best of the best will compete for it. You were the measuring stick I wanted to beat but you just threw all of that away. You made this personal. You have no right to call me a friend. You're delusional. Even as someone who's dealt with mental health issues like addiction and depression, I have no empathy for you. I know I've become a better person over the years but there's a monster inside of me too. You're just a deranged psychopath that wants what she wants by any means necessary. You've created this veil of selflessness throughout your career to justify your shortcomings. It's really easy to write off every time you've fumbled a big chance by trying to make yourself a martyr out of it. You always do this shit. You attach yourself to someone better than you and try to leech off of them. You're a parasite, and you've been like this your entire life, haven't you? Right from the start with your brother Moongoose, you wouldn't even have had a way through the door to this industry without him. Then it was April Song. You latched onto her for as long as you could and every time you stole her thunder, like when you found your way to the Women's World Championship against Jonetta just to shit the bed... That was a match that I'm sure April Song could have won, but you just failed again like you always do. 

Come to think of it, what would you even have been doing at Final Destination 4 if I didn't choose you for this match? Certainly not competing in that Undisputed Women's Championship tournament. Maybe you would've found a way to the Ascension to the Heavens match just to lose? You've been a good spot filler your entire career, haven't you. Openweight Championship, maybe now that Rebecca Filth doesn't have the belt you could have a decent chance at winning it, but even then who knows with your track record. Big Oasis Brand Games for sure, I think that's where you would've ended up. I'd have put in a pretty solid bet for you to come in fifth place. You know, I realize now, I was doing you a FAVOR. I saved you from obscurity, but I realize now that a rat like you deserves to live in the shadows. That's where you belong, and although I made the mistake of giving you a hand and pulling you out of them, I'm going to have to kick you back down there. Just like you latched onto April Song, you found a way to latch onto me. You get these weird obsessions, like you did with Aria Jaxon. In fact, that's something I was hoping I'd be able to tell you before our match. I don't want the Revy who's made her entire personality a pathetic obsession with Aria Jaxon. I wanted the Revy who was on the cusp of becoming a face of this industry. Instead I got Revy in her truest form. Not the shining hero that pops out of the blinding light of a flashbang - just an insignificant creature that crawls out of the shadows to scavenge for what it can, looking for whatever you can take. This time, you're coming for my blood and you're coming for the Goddesses Championship. There's no way you're going to take this from me without a fight. Unlike you, I actually have some self-respect, dignity, and shame. I could never imagine going my entire career without anything to show for it. This Goddesses Championship was the product of me enduring months of failure and turning that into a top title run. I'm only two defenses in, I'm just getting started. I didn't win this belt so I could come to Final Destination and lose it to some idiot with a pet rock. I'm not planning on losing this belt in front of my hometown crowd. I have too much pride for that. A lunatic like you even with your best tricks won't be able to take that away from me. 

This title means everything, it's the proof that I belong here on Odyssey and it will be my ticket to my ultimate goal, becoming the Women's World Championship and cementing my place at the top of the mountain. The sun has just shined down on me, and I'm not ready to call it a day yet. I have the guts to call myself the Golden Goddess and that's a moniker I intend on living up to. Retaining the Goddesses Championship in Japan, defeating you, and putting to rest any notion that I don't deserve my spot, that there are women who have been here longer like you, Revy, who deserve my spot more than I do. There's nothing about deserving here on Odyssey, we know that the law of this land is that might makes right, and I've gone from being a weakling who used to live from bag to bag on the streets to being a world-class wrestling champion who gets to live the highest of high lives again. I've got the power to make my dreams come true and I've proven that time and time again. You though, Revy? You're a one trick pony. A spot monkey. You've got that one trick with the flashbang and that's it. Other than that? You're the poster child of mediocrity. But there's nothing wrong with just being the perfect midcarder right? Everyone has a role to fill on Odyssey. Not everyone has what it takes to get to the top. Revy, I want to put something in perspective, considering that at one point both you and I have been labeled failures and people had resigned us to artificial glass ceilings that they chose to place over our heads. In less than three years I've been able to shatter that glass ceiling and fly high, becoming Goddesses Champion and holding my own against the best of the best. You on the other hand have been banging your head again and again and again against that glass ceiling but even after the six plus years you've spent trying... It just hasn't broken. You've been banging your head against that glass ceiling so long, it must have given you so much fucking CTE, no wonder you're talking to rocks now! You're stuck there. But come to think of it, that's where you belong. April Song won't be able to save you against me. Bring all your flashbangs. Bring the party tricks. I don't care at all. I haven't needed anything or anyone but myself to get to this point.

I know why you must hate me, Revy. I have everything you want. I mean, you said it yourself just seconds before you bashed my head in with that rock. You finally thought you had friends. You couldn't be more wrong. I mean just think back to your days in the Demo Corps. Jonetta used you as a pawn for her plans, Llorona used you as bait for her dealings, and I guess April Song took enough pity on you to let you tag along with her and pretend to call yourself "friends". You know, I didn't have many friends myself going up. The idol industry is so competitive that any of your peers are naturally rivals and competitors, and I barely had any time for myself let alone the time to make connections with anyone outside the industry. Then for years my only confidant was my bodyguard, Oni Ushii, who I am now confident enough to not even need every week. During my time here on Odyssey, I was able to make real friendships with Devi Krysis and Alyssa Grace, two great women who helped me become the woman I am today - confident and humble, powerful and graceful, and of course... a champion. You? Revy... The only real friend you have is a rock. You've spent your entire career being overlooked, I was able to gain genuine respect and admiration from the fans. I hear how they chant for me and it gives me power that I could never harness on my own. Revy, you've never had the chance to feel that, huh? The only time they give a shit about you is when you're out here doing your parlor tricks like a clown, throwing out flashbangs for their entertainment. You've had a sad career so far, so I don't blame you for your jealousy. You can lie to me again about how it wasn't your fault when I'm beating your brains in with my fists harder than you ever could with that shitty rock.

I wish this could have been different. I wanted to put on a classic match in front of my home crowd, and now they're going to be forced to watch me mercilessly beat your ass, Revy. This is going to be a fight. You've insulted me on a personal level but this is still going to be business... with a bit of pleasure. I'm going to enjoy hurting you Revy, but this is still about the Goddesses Championship. I don't have the slightest intention of losing this championship to a gremlin who talks to rocks at the biggest show of the year. I'm walking out of the Japan National Stadium with my belt. On my pride as champion and on my honor as a woman, I swear - I'm going to defeat you at Final Destination.

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace, Noah Reigner, Rebecca Filth, 'Don' Hendrix and have spoken. It’s such good shit!

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Post May 14th 2022, 9:34 pm by Muhammad/Maggall
I heard RICOs come from the police trying to get Italians, which means what's happening to my YSL brothers is due to you Italians! Damn you Nobi! Damn you Nate Cage! I'll make you both pay.

Elijah Hampton gained some of my respect, but not you two! Nobi, you were always a mole, selling out our crew like an informant trying to get a lesser charge in a RICO case, you make me sick! Every culture has deadly responses for traitors, and believe you me this will be for the culture Nobi. 

And you Nate Cage, the one they're calling a Gabaghoul, The Sexy Soprano. Well guess what? The Sopranos was mid! Just like the Godfather movies. The Wire, now that's where organized crime is at! Shit, I might even rather watch that white woman on Weeds! I am a man of sophisticated taste with gangsters, I like cartels, inner-city gangs, the Taliban, even bikers in Sons of Anarchy, and American government with Homeland! 

Kidding, I never watched that white trash Sons of Anarchy. But I said what I said.

Christopher Sabertooth, Scott Oasis, J.D. Damon, Mav., Alyssa Grace and 'Don' Hendrix have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Michael Bishop
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Post May 14th 2022, 7:14 pm by Michael Bishop
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(We find ourselves on a concrete rooftop, overlooking the southside Chicago. A sea of dim orange lights out of red brick buildings can be seen, painting a calm horizon over the most dangerous part of America’s second city. Michael Bishop was born here, baptized here… he leans on the edge of the building, looking out over his former stomping grounds. There’s a million thoughts racing through The Dreadknight’s mind… the white noise that fills the calm before the storm. The flick of a lighter and the close of a door catches his attention as Bo Maro walks out).



Bo Maro: looking down on people now, are we?



Michael Bishop: Nah… I remember this place. When we were kids, ‘becca and I used to come up here all the time when things were rough or, well, were about to get rough.



Bo Maro: Rough upbringing?


Michael Bishop: Something like that. She was a first-generation Immigrant, I was a young kid from Englewood trying to make his way in this cruel fuckin’ world the only way I knew how. Taping my hands, and breaking souls… We’d come up here before my fights, and she’d always check to see if I was sure.


Bo Maro: Sounds like she was worried. 


Michael Bishop: Of course she was, it was early combat sports. Borderline human cockfighting. Tell me Bo… In your multi-decade career, how many fighters have you managed. 


(Bo maro lights a cigarette, embers blowing in the air). 

Bo Maro: 55

Michael Bishop: And how many are still active?


Bo Maro: Just you

Michael Bishop: Just me. The last fighter from the Golden Age. How’d I get here, huh? Stubbornness.


Bo Maro: Perseverance, Mike. Don’t forget that. This industry is as cruel and imperfect as the world we live in. Your story has had it’s share ups and downs. But you got through it, with grit, and I don’t think there is a single person on this earth who could have walked the road you have walked, and gotten the same results. 


Michael Bishop: Even with the pace I was going at, one step ahead of everyone. it still took me four years. Bureaucratic bullshit, politics, encounters of the very near death variety. And Gods. 


Bo Maro: -and yet you persevered, Mike 

Michael Bishop: Yeah. But do I have another four years left? It needs to be now, it has to be now, every single inch I’ve scrapped, scrapped, and killed for has made it to be now… because… 


(Both of them are quiet for a time, Bishop shakes his head, his breathing becomes tense…)

Michael Bishop: I turned 35 a few days ago, Bo. I ain’t slowing down, hell, if anything I’m moving faster than I did ten years ago. It’s just… I started this at 16. Back then it was only me and my mom… she supported me through every up, every down… she hugged me when I won my first match, and I held her hand when she passed away. I promised her I’d be world champion, one more time. That I would crawl out of that mess I was in, and be the man I needed to be. I need to be world champion, to complete his road in on. To keep that promise. For Rebecca, for Lita- 

Bo Maro: For Laura- 


(Bo drops his cigarette, walks from the shadows of the roof and stands beside his old friend).


Bo Maro: And you’re going to. I didn’t know what to think of you when I first took you under my wing… I watched you go from a bitter man, angry at the world, that burned all ties and drove himself into the ground… To a man, who if my own son is even half the caliber you are, my family will be just alright.



Michael Bishop: I’m not a good man, Bo.



Bo Maro: And that is why this entire saga has been so fulfilling. I came back because I saw a resolve in you that I could relate to as a father. The whole world is behind you, because once upon a time you were a broke kid living on Ogden Avenue, who took up 4oz gloves for those you loved. Many have tried to stop you, everything has been through you… but come heaven, hell, or lightning. You persevered. And to know… that despite all of the roadblocks, you waged a War on Everyone, stormed heaven, and took the showcase of the immortals by force. And now… the only task that remains is to take the big one.



Michael Bishop: That’s a tall order. Arata is back in his full god swing. Azumi Goto is the world champ, she’s good. 



Bo Maro: So was Aria, so was Tarah Nova, Cloud Matsuda, Havoc, Jason Long, Scott Oasis, Carlos Rosso, Nathan Fiora, Scotty Adams, Bull Connors- so many more, All of them, champions, former champions, legends. What do they all have in common? They all got bricked when they met Mike fuckin’ Bishop. The terminator and monster, bred and raised by the late, great Laura Bishop, who tapped out submission specialists, slaughtered armies, won the Clash of the Titans… and won the OWA World Championship- all in one year



(The two sit there for a moment, Bishop soaks it all in contemplation, Bo leans in-)

Bo Maro:  This is the end, old friend. Long have we awaited this moment sitting in foxholes weathering storms. As one chapter closes, another opens. The phantom, shadow of the Revenant shaken off and cast away… never to be seen again, and your kid is gonna come into this world, knowing their dad is the World champion, The Heavyweight King, and the author of the greatest comeback story in history. 


(Bishop steels himself… then, nods. His eyes light up as a renewed, yet old and familiar resolve returns to him. Nothing but fire and focus in his eyes).



Michael Bishop: You’re a good friend, Bo. Thank you.

Bo Maro: Never thank me, Michael. Not just because you pay my salary…. Let’s go blow the roof off Tokyo… and get the hell off this roof.



Michael Bishop: Heh, yeah sounds good. 

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Here we are. 




The end of the road. I fought in this company’s first match, on the first show, in the tournament to decide the Inaugural-First-OWA World Champion. It had all the makings of a match of the year candidate; aggression, excitement, and stakes. I showed up in that match, put two of the world’s best through the ringer and yet, it ended with my nose smashed and left with nothing but the bitter taste of defeat. Many people wouldn’t start off their claim to the OWA World Championship with a hard fall, but as you know my story isn’t always perfect and neither was my start. 


I let myself be blinded by the anger, the poisonous words of those hounding me, telling me; “The name Bishop will never adorn this world title, and if it does, it will be by one of your children”. It stung. What stung more was the vultures I failed to see through that blinding mist of rage, or the 7lb steel chair swinging at my leg. One… two… Twelve chair shots and I was sent off to an unfulfilling, bitter retirement, called nothing but a footnote, an almost, and a failure


I had forgotten who I was, why I was here, and the body that carried me to war time and time again became my ball and chain as I was forced to sit, and watch, as the company I had helped jumpstart moved on without me. The names of those cursing and laughing, going on to form sagas, records, knowing they were right- Almost. You see, the biggest myth I bought into wasn’t listening to them, it was believing I was alone. You see my Mother, the woman who went from huddling next to a Radiator with me at the very start of my career, to picking me up after my first loss, to hugging me at my first triumph, didn’t think I was down and out. Even as I was too busy drowning my misery, teaching students the art of perseverance and grit even as I refused to take the leap of faith that she was in fact right, and I could end this on my own terms. 


I didn’t believe her until that call, that night. You see who a person really is at the end of that line and Laura Bishop was a woman concerned that his son and his wife would be okay. Even as she was battling to live minute after minute… She made me listen; She reminded me that I was the boy baptized in fire, turned a man. Someone who would go on to walk into every continent, every homeland, and cut down their heroes, champions, and legends before their very eyes. I made her a promise. To win the war not only raging around me, but in myself. I went home, I grabbed the bottle I depended on for so long- AND I SMASHED ALL OF THAT MISERY AND HATRED AGAINST THE WALL!!! 


On that night, I declared that the devil of the octagon, the last thing hundreds ever saw, was back!! I was told I had a 10 month recovery, I did it in 3. I was told walking into the clash was a death sentence, and not only did I clear the ring but I planted my black flag into the ground and reminded the whole world of who I was, and what I was there to do: I. WAS. BACK!! The man who killed killed the Inaugural Spartans Champion and Heavyweight Champion BACK TO BACK, HAS RETURNED!!! I was there to shoot for heaven, shoot for the top, and I would cut down anyone or anything that stood in my way!! A WAR. ON. EVERYONE!! 


And for the last 830 days I have done nothing less, and passed expectations time and time again!! Deadstopped the Nightmare King my second match!! Cleared the ring at Final Destination 2, revived Blood-Sport Rules, made it a household name, and showed everyone why I am the motherfucker that runs the ropeless ring. And I have no shortage of enemies, knives in my back, even the Queens tried to keep me down, chained me to the Steel Asylum, and all that did was fill me with fuckin’ rage and I BROKE those chains that tried to shackle me for a second time in my life, and chased them to the end of the earth and I ground them into dust, before establishing myself as the one motherfucker to fear; The Outlaw King, The Heavyweight King, THE DREADKNIGHT!!


Those names are taken through conquest, taken by force. They live in infamy as the aftermath of battles and wars were the odds were stacked against me and get, despite everything, despite the deck, despite Fate- I won out. The crown I wear is drenched in the blood of every great, legend, and champion I cut down to get here.


As I was lacing up my boots preparing to enter at 26, she asked: “What does the World Championship mean to you?”. Redemption; For every sin I’ve committed, for every mistake I made, to know I walk into that, my head high, with lessons learned and battles won, the most complete, secure, and ready version of myself. She asked: “What would you do for one shot at it, what would you do if you got it?”. I’ve always preferred doing things the hard way because I am walking armageddon, and the Road to Hell, the Road to Tokyo has been carved with nothing fear, retribution, and domination across all three brands again, and again, inch after inch, match after match, champion after challenger, after Alpha. I knew the second I got that match, the second I signed that contract, the second I stepped in and hear those rings it was all over because Kingdom has always been Dreadknight Country, and I’ve been circling this title for a long time. 


And you know what? After all this time, after all this waiting, after every Bicycle Kick, Jackhammer, and Lightning Strike. I couldn’t give a shit who held the title. You see I’ve been dancing with the best of the best for years now, decades. All my reign as the First Five Time Champion in OWA did was cement that I was willing to fight Anyman, Anyplace, Anytime, and when it came to the world title, the coveted strap of leather and gold, I knew it was a murderer’s row where you either killed your way up, held nothing back, and prepared for anyone and everyone. When Michael Bishop arrives at the door of the World Champion, they know there is no knock, he rips the fucking door off and puts a blade to their neck. 


Anyone who tried to guess what I want, forgot that I came to right a wrong, right a promise, and to make this place better. I proved that by sticking to my guns every time, hitting that canvas back on Kingdom Three Times, and standing here to say I don’t give a fuck if it’s a Celestial or a Shogun, they will both bend the knee to me. I am done letting anger and revenge blind me, and I will not let vengeance keep from me what has been mine for four years. 


You hear that, Arata? Take off those fucking sunglasses you xenophobic, pathetic prick!! I’m your head, I have been for months. You can try to deny it, but roll back the clock and all there was leading up to Boiling Point was arrogance. Then we got into the ring together and you learned why the life expectancy of a Shogun around Michael fucking Bishop is 20 minutes or less as I beat you, broke you, bled you like a pig through strike, kick, and hellbow. And the second that lightning hit my chest, I was right about you. 


It lives rent free in your head that at the end of the day, I was the better fighter, the better man, and if I got to Jeff before you did I would have torn his fucking arm off and completed this shit eight months early, Frontline or not. You once said I was not your equal, that I didn’t deserve this. No one deserves anything, I didn’t deserve to win the Clash of the Titans, I earned the right through blood, conquest, and knocking out every single best that the brands had to throw at me. Something you didn’t even come close to doing, and something Azumi Goto refused to do. And in Tokyo I drag you into the deep end, smother you, and bend you 'til you break, in front of the gods, heavens, and homeland that has long since vilified you. See you soon, Dragon King. 


I feel it. In this eleventh hour, after so much fighting, pitfalls, and climbs- This is the time!! And I am going to make it my time, manifest it as I have done every single step of the way to get here!! Nothing will cloud me, nothing will stop me, and I have always done, I will not halt for any legend, any prodigy, any foe, or any friend. 


I was born for this, Azumi. I am born for fuckin’ war. Every single inch of my DNA and soul is made to conquer, kill, and rip the titles of the waist of every single person who was ready or not. I’m not gonna come out here and call you washed up, a failure, out of date- You are the fucking OWA World Champion. You are the best in the world. Like me, you crawled out of retirement’s door, and cut that trail to get here… But so have I, twice as hard, and thrice as long. I’m not going to turn this into a suffering measurement match, I already got schooled on that by Aria, but don’t forget every single Hall of Famer who doubted my ability to overcome, perform, and slaughter found themselves trapped in a triangle choke, breathing their own red iron, being bashed into oblivion over and over until the stoppage. 

I will return to Japan; my pride fighting Roots, where I found my tenacity, where I won the American Heavyweight Championship, and I will take that title cursed from my name. As the gods as my enemies, with all the tyrants and queens trying to stop me, I will see this story through, I will complete this, and I will stop at nothing to become that world champion she never got to see, and be the reigning, defending father to the granddaughter she always wanted. We stood together once, against the Golden Dawn when no one else did. You’re one of the best in the world, but I have made a monopoly of killing legends, especially on their own turf. Come ready, come willing, Fear me, Dread me, I will take your title. 

So listen up. you, Arata, the world, every motherfucker who has underestimated me, undermined me, cheated me, and rubbed dirt in my name, fucked around and found out will put some years overdue respect on my name!! I didn’t fight to get here, to be a casualty, a statistic, or a third wheel in a season that has undoubtedly been mine. My crown is that, drenched in blood, forged in the fires of battle over 20 years. The man who walked across to all shores, and cut down every motherfucker indiscriminately, decisively, and convincingly. Hear my name, Fear it, but most importantly; say it with some fuckin’ respect!!

The King of the fighters, the King of the Outlaws, Clash Winner, fate defyer, history maker.


THE HEAVYWEIGHT KING, and the NEW OWA WORLD CHAMPION
Michael. BISHOP. 

It’s time to end the road to hell, with a War in Heaven.


See you soon, Motherfuckers. 

VaeVictisBD, Christopher Sabertooth, Zumi, Scott Oasis, Mav., Alyssa Grace, The Banshee and have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jeff X
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 14th 2022, 6:52 pm by Jeff X
Suicide Mission
Askin, North Carolina
May 14th, 2022

The scene opens up to the inside of an old rundown barn.  There’s not much on the inside, just an old Impala that clearly needs a lot of work done to it before it’s going to see the road again.  Leaned up against the car, however, is none other than one half of the OWA World Tag Team Champions, Jeff X.  He’s dressed in a blue University of North Carolina zip-up hoodie, which is unzipped to reveal a plain black t-shirt underneath, a faded pair of Levi’s jeans, and a scuffed up pair of workboots.  His familiar camouflage Realtree hat hangs low atop his head and a pair of dog tags hang from the chain around his neck.  His Tag Team Championship belt lies on the roof of the car as he leans up next to it and he clenches a bottle of Jack Daniel’s whiskey in his right hand as he just stares down at the dirt floor, not making eye contact with the camera at all. 

“Another year of OWA is in the books and here I find myself, once again heading into Final Destination with championship gold on the line.  This isn’t anything new for me.  I’ve done it every single year.  Whether it’s been the Spartans Championship, the Omega Heavyweight title, or even the OWA World Championship…Final Destination has continuously been the stage in which I’ve cemented my legacy as the one of the greatest and most decorated performers that this company has ever seen.  This year is no different.  While I might be taking a rare reprieve from the Final Destination main event scene while Michael Bishop goes and gets what he deserves, my place on the card is no less secure because for the first time ever, I find myself walking into the big show as a defending champion.  If I’m being honest, this is not at all where I thought I’d be this time last year.  Looking back to Final Destination III, I was heading into the culmination of a war with Chris Sabertooth.  A war that put the lives of not only ourselves, but everyone around is in jeopardy.  A war that didn’t come without its casualties.  A war so deep seeded in personal hatred for one another, that I was certain there was never going to be any coming back from it.  In a way, I was right.  We didn’t come back.  Not entirely.  The events that unfolded over the course of Season 3 changed everyone involved forever.  But even still…look at us now.  One year later, not only has the battle between Chris and myself ended, but we’ve become friends.  We’ve become Tag Team partners.  We’ve become Tag Team CHAMPIONS.  Hell, at this point, I’m just as close with Chris as I am my own brothers within the Frontline.  And as unbelievable as the things we did as the opposition to one another were…to me, the things that we’re able to do as a united front are even more impressive.  I had my doubts about all of this when it first started.  Trusting Chris wasn’t something that I was ever prepared to ever do again…but he’s earned my loyalty.  He’s earned my respect.  And most importantly, he’s earned my trust.  Now...some of my other Frontline brothers might not buy that. They might look at Chris and still see the demon, Havoc, unable to ever get over it…and that’s fine.  I understand it, I really do.  But I know better.  I know better because I WATCHED him lay down his life for the same cause that we’ve all been fighting for for two fucking years.  I WATCHED him make that sacrifice because I made it with him.  The same fucking sacrifice that Kenny Drake made a year earlier.  So no…I personally do not give a single fuck if ANYONE questions my decision to place my trust in Sabertooth….not even you, JD.”

Jeff pauses and turns the bottle up, taking a long swig of whiskey as he does.

“JD, it’s no secret how I feel about you.  You're more than a friend to me, you're a brother.  You’ve carried yourself into battle alongside me without me even having to ask.  Hell, you’ve even done it even when I've specifically asked you NOT to.  You’ve sacrificed a lot for the Frontline…more than most.  I’ve never had to question your loyalty once in the entirety of the time that we’ve fought together.  But yet, you continually question my own decisions.  You’ve made no secret of that fact that you don’t think I’m making a wise move in aligning myself with Chris and allowing him to come into our ranks.  And you know what?  That’s fine.  I’ve already said my peace on that on multiple occasions now and I’m not going to try and change your mind anymore.  You don’t trust him and you think I’m making a mistake.  That’s your right to do so and I can live with that.  But what I’m not going to live with is you constantly trying to prove your point at my expense.  Ever since we’ve won these fucking titles, you’ve done nothing but try and remove them from around our waists.  I mean, what’s the end goal here, JD?  Do you think that if Chris and I suddenly aren’t champions anymore that I’ll have no reason to keep aligning myself with him?  Do you think a title loss is going to somehow make me realize that you’ve been right all along?  Well I’ve got news for you.  These fucking titles aren’t what’s keeping us together.  Chris earned my trust and respect on the battlefield at Civil War, the same exact way that you did well over a year earlier!  So taking these championships away wouldn’t change anything.  But of course, that’s all irrelevant because there isn’t a duo on this planet that is capable of removing them from our possession.  And you know that, JD.  You know better than most.  You know because you’ve been there, up close and personal.  You’ve seen and you’ve felt the kinds of things that we can do.  You know exactly what we are capable of when we're inside of that ring.  Championship victories, Final Destination main events, record breaking reigns, Clash victories, Triple Crowns, Grand Slams…between the two of us, we have literally done it ALL in this company.  And yet…here you stand…still trying to oppose us.”

Jeff sets the bottle down on the hood of the car and reaches into his pocket, pulling out a pack of Marlboro Reds and quickly lighting one up.

“But then again, that’s nothing new for you, is it, JD?  Even with our brotherhood in the Frontline, you’ve constantly tried to undermine me and take whatever I have for yourself.  I don’t know why.  Jealousy perhaps.  Maybe you're upset with how your own career has played out and you see everything that I have accomplished and it makes you bitter.  Fair enough, I suppose.  I can’t say that I wouldn’t feel the same if I was in your shoes, but then again, I’d never let myself be in that position in the first place.  If I want something, I make it happen.  Very few people have that mindset.  Chris is one of them.  Perhaps you are too, but the difference is...you’re unable to ACTUALLY make it happen.  The past has proven indicative of that.  Nearly every single time that I’ve gotten my hands on a championship, you’ve tried your hardest to pry it from my grasp.  But yet…every single time, you’ve failed.  You couldn’t take the OWA World Championship from me, even though you yourself had stated that it was the biggest match of your career.  You couldn’t take the Tag Team titles from us, even with someone like a former Spartans Champion in Jason Long, a man that knows both Chris and I very well, at your side.  So what is it that makes you think that now will be any different?  It’s certainly not because you’re riding a wave of momentum coming into this contest because we both know that’s not true.  It’s not because you shine brightest when the moment is the biggest because we all saw what happened last year when Aria Jaxon took the one prize you had worked your entire career for.   Perhaps it’s just foolishness.  I can’t think of any other logical explanation because you certainly can’t be brimming with newfound confidence at who your new partner is.  If you couldn’t get the damn job done with Jason Long of all people alongside you, then why in the hell would you somehow be able to do it with…Kyle.”

Jeff shakes his head, almost disappointed, as he takes another swig from the bottle, chasing it with a long drag from his cigarette.

“You could have chosen anyone, JD.  You could have gotten Theo.  You could have given it another shot with Jason.  Hell, you could have dragged Kenny Drake himself back out of retirement for one last hoorah.  But you went with KYLE.  No offense to him, but he doesn’t exactly have the resume that screams ‘THIS is the guy I need to defeat Chris Sabertooth and Jeff fucking X’.  But then again, perhaps that was the only option you had.  Perhaps everyone else knew better than to try us.  After all, me and Chris, we make fucking magic happen at Final Destination.  We’ve competed at it EVERY single year and made some of the most memorable moments and matches that this company has ever seen.  We step up to the plate when the lights shine the brightest and the whole world knows that.  Nobody else was willing to step up to this slaughterhouse alongside you because they know the kind of hell that awaits you when you enter that ring and stare across it into our eyes.  You had to resort to fucking Kyle because his head is so far in the clouds that he’s the only damn one that doesn’t know any better.  And I know, I know, Kyle.  I heard your little speech on Kingdom.  You’re suddenly ‘all in’ now.  As if those two simple words are going to somehow negate a career that’s largely been nothing more than a brief bit of comic relief for the Kingdom fans.  The truth of the matter is, it doesn’t matter if you’re ‘in’ or out.  Because at Final Destination, you’re going to get yourself hurt.  And more importantly, you’re going to get JD hurt.  Because this isn’t some 24/7 title nonsense where you can luck your way into holding a title.  And this certainly isn’t a movie where the plucky underdog finally seizes the moment, breaking through and becoming the champion they always knew they could be.  No.  This is real life.  This is Final Destination against two of the absolute very best that have ever done it.  So being ‘all in’ isn’t going to be enough, Kyle.  Unfortunately for you and JD, you’re going to have to become something completely new.  You’re going to have to find a way, in merely a few weeks time, to somehow elevate your game to a level that you nor your partner have ever managed to reach in order to even have a puncher's chance against us.”

Jeff takes one last hit from his cigarette before letting it fall to the dirt where he snuffs it out beneath his boot.

“But I get it.  I have no idea what I’m talking about.  You two are Wolvesden, right?  Mentored by the legendary Kenny Drake himself to be absolute killers.  All you need to do is utter the phrase ‘Wolves Aeternum’ and suddenly you can channel that fighting spirit of the wolf that made Kenny a World champion in this company in the first place.  But unfortunately, that’s not how the world works boys.  Kenny Drake may absolutely live up to every bit of the reputation that he’s made for himself over years of competing in that ring, but the truth is that the rest of you have merely been living off that legacy that he’s built for years now.  Hell, JD’s been fruitlessly trying to move out from behind his shadow from his entire career, but yet he’s never been able to do so.  Hell, truthfully, I don’t think you’ve ever wanted to, JD.  It’s safe there.  It’s comfortable.  You get to be in the limelight, call yourself a member of one of the most legendary groups ever assembled, without ever having to have that pressure of being THE guy.  You did it for years in Wolvesden.  And once Kenny wasn’t around anymore, you did it again, only this time it was my shadow that you decided to hide in.  But that’s the thing about me, JD…I wasn’t going to tolerate that.  With everything that was on the line between the Frontline and the Ashes of the Wake, I couldn’t have anyone in my group that was willing to just ride coattails or hide in the shadows.  I had no use for that.  I needed warriors.  And I pushed you to become one.  As synonymous as you are with Wolvesden, do not forget that it wasn’t until you joined forces with the Frontline that you were driven to reach your greatest potential.  You TOOK the Spartans Championship from Arata Asakura and held it for nearly six months, taking no prisoners, until you ran into the buzzsaw that was Aria Jaxon.  For everything that Kenny ever gave you, it was myself and the Frontline that propelled you to your peak…to be the champion that I always knew you could be.  But perhaps that’s where I messed up.  Perhaps I pushed you too far because now your ambitions have become too great.  Your eyes have become bigger than your stomach and you’ve bitten off far more than you can chew.  Face it, JD…you’ve gotten yourself in over your head and the only person that you have to help you now is a laughable stoner with a fifth grade reading level.”

Jeff turns the bottle up again, taking another large swig.

“And I know that Kyle, despite his nonchalant demeanor, has a mean streak inside of him.  We all saw what he did to Bishop all those years ago with a cowardly strike that would put him out of action for over a year.  Maybe he channels that instinct again.  Maybe he does become the man who ruthlessly ripped apart the knee of one of the baddest men walking the planet.  But even if you do Kyle…even if you do somehow become what Kenny Drake always envisioned you to be and you decide that the time for blunts and Taco Bell is over…and you decide to become that man in the hood all those years ago with Mike…it’s not going to matter.  Because unlike how you attacked Bishop, there will be no sneak attack.  There will be no capitalizing on an advantageous situation because there is NOTHING about this that favors you.  We know you’re coming.  We know JD is coming.  We know that you want what we have.  But we also know that there’s not a chance in hell that you’ll be successful.  You both may have been mentored by one of the greatest to ever do it…a true killer.  But me and Chris?  We didn’t need that mentorship.  We didn’t need to be interns to someone else.  We had on the job training.  We forged our own legacies, achieved our own success, and became the very killers that Kenny Drake always envisioned you two would be.  Maybe that’s why he set this whole thing up.  Maybe Kenny is tired of neither of you not being capable of living up to the Wolvesden name.  Maybe he’s grown sick of watching you both fail to reach the bar that people like himself and Nate Cage and Niki Khan have set.  And now he’s sent you both on a fucking suicide mission.  Because that’s exactly what this is, boys.  You might think this is merely a tag team championship match, but this…this is Final Destination.  This is where legends are made.  This is where legacies are forged.  This is where men like myself and Chris have gone from main event level talents to certifiable first ballot Hall of Famers.  This is the event that separates the good from the great.  In other words…it’s the difference between us...and you.”

Jeff pulls out his Marlboros again, lighting another one up.

“As a friend, I feel sorry for you, JD.  Hell, I feel sorry for both of you.  But you know me well enough to know by now that I won’t let that get in the way.  I never have before and I’m not going to start now.  Because as a competitor…as a CHAMPION…I can’t allow myself too.  I have a fucking job to do and I intend to do it.  And besides…you signed up for this JD.  You wanted it...again.  So I’m once again forced to ask you that after this is all over…to please not hold any hard feelings.  But I guess that’s a lost cause at this point.  It’s why you keep coming back for more.  You always take it personal.  But I can’t keep doing this with you man.  I just can’t.  At some point, I’m going to have to start treating you like anybody else…and make it so that you will never, ever want to come back and try me again.  So don’t expect anything less because  I’m done playing these games.  You want to try me one last time?  You think you’re better suited to be running the Frontline than I am?  You think you're more of a champion than me or Chris?  Well now’s your chance to prove it.”

Jeff stares deep into the camera with those cold, blue eyes of his.

“Well good luck brother…you’re going to fucking need it.”

[Fade to Black]

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Christopher Sabertooth, Scott Oasis, Mav., Alyssa Grace, The Banshee and have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Krysis
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 14th 2022, 4:43 pm by Krysis
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My Openweight Ambition
Final Destination 4 #1


Japanese Wrestling Dojo
2:30pm

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(Devi is training intensely in the Dojo in Tokyo and working on her hurting leg she suffered from Ruri Kuzunoha and Felix Hartley.)

I'm happy that i got to qualify for the OWA Openweight Championship Fatal 4-Way match at Final Destination 4! But my celebration was short lived, before my qualify match even begin Ruri Kuzunoha ambushed me and attack my leg. Unfortunately it didn't stop me for winning the match and headed to Final Destination 4, however...

(Scene transition to Odyssey where Devi won the match and got attacked by Felix Hartley who already qualify for the Fatal 4-Way Openweight Championship match.)

Felix Hartley started to make her mark in my damn expense. You see Felix has been here since Clash of The Titans, and she wants to make a statement by attacking my "now" hurting leg, which is now recovering cause I had to run laps around tokyo before I got in Dojo, and it was worth it and I don't need crutches. Felix my dear, you maybe new to OWA, but to me you just a EAW trash that I need to take out. The worst mistake that people could ever do is making a impact by attacking a person who has a leg in the weakest state. Normally people who come up and welcome OWA with open arms, but that doesn't apply to you Felix Hartley, you want to make sure that myself and Violet Cunningham won't be 100% headed to Final Destination 4. *sigh* you don't fucking know me well do you? Not even a clue.

I'll make sure that I get my hands on you Felix for that little stunt of yours, as fars as other the competitors Violet Cunningham, you know I kind of like you, not very much..but I like you. I know that you're newbie here like Felix Hartley is. But you need to know something about me, I've been in OWA longer before you got here, I don't care about my records in OWA, despite me falling short in title opportunities left and right, but I'm the person that took Alyssa Grace and Hana Nakajima to the limit, not only that I'm fought battles against Diantha Rosso, Cloud Matsuda and many others! And I know Violet you want to become Openweight Champion but you're really need to know something, I've opportunity for that belt but my arrogant and hatred against Skylar Arceneaux and Nakita DuBov had clouded my judgment. But that's in the past, I'm looking at the future, and that future is me holding the vacant Openweight Championship and advise you, just like Ruri Kuzunoha put some "Respect" in my name, otherwise it won't bode well for you.

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(Devi continues to trained in the Dojo in Tokyo, already had her saying to Felix Hartley and Violet Cunningham.)

And now...that leaves you Daisy Thrash. I guest fate had come cross once again between us, but I remember that you're on the losing streak in the past and we fought a chance to become OWA Openweight Championship in the Ultimate XXX Match at Hardcore Havoc! Now that Filth is vacate the Openweight Championship and moving forward to become Undisputed Women's World Champion, both of us are in Openweight Championship match once again but this time Thrash I'm walking out of Tokyo a new Openweight Champion, regardless how you change, I'm here to redeem my past failures and I want this match to be my moment. And that moment is becoming the new Openweight Champion.


So consider this ladies...The Wolf is always at your door! See you soon!

Fade to black.

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Alyssa Grace, Daisy Thrash and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Remington Ivory Prescott
All Expenses Paid
Post May 14th 2022, 3:51 pm by Remington Ivory Prescott
Prescott Force One.

Yeah, this rich motherfucker has a private jet that rivals the presidential one. This particular aeronautical vehicle looks more like something out of a Tony Stark wet dream than an actual functional plane but that's what makes it Prescott Force One, right?

Somebody capable is flying this thing and most of his named employees and staff are hanging about the luxurious cabin doing things related to their jobs. Karen Baylor White is answering piles of fan mail because her stalkerish ways give her insight into the mind of Prescott. Randi Moss is hunched over her laptop working on the latest PresCorp product line and Chelsea Cox is next to her drafting up yet another press release for PresCorp to dominate the news with. Even Monster Truck is getting in on the action as he's sprawled out on the plush carpeting of the plane's interior and... coloring. This man is coloring a picture of Scrooge McDuck diving into his Money Bin and he's doing it very badly. Someone, please show this lovable monster how to color in the lines.

Anyway, seated in the most comfortable seat available and designed for luxury air travel is the man himself, Remington Ivory Prescott. He's at the head of this proverbial table of his employees and peers, just watching as they all do his bidding out of the kindness of their hearts... and the money in his wallet. Of course, sitting next to him, in the second most comfortably luxurious chair in all of Prescott Force One, is the undeniable Adora Kincaid, pink bubblegum and all.

Drifting in and out of the PresCorp Collective as it were are various female flight attendants that look like their outfits are more prone to themed strip clubbing than actually attending. Could have something to do with the random stripper poles built into the plane but that's neither here nor there. All that really matters is that the word: #BOUGHT is proudly displayed across their chests and that they are fulfilling their tasks of being eye candy and pouring Remington (and associates) more drinks.

(Or in Monster Truck's case, getting him another juice box.)

After yet another glass of bubbly is poured, Remington waves the #BOUGHT Bitch away and grabs his glass. He looks out over the PresCorp Collective and grins as he rises to his feet. Remington standing is enough to get the attention of the PresCorp Collective and they all sort of turn to look at him. Well, Monster Truck focuses on trying to find the orange crayon that's tucked behind his ear but that's neither here nor there. Remington takes a look out at his minions and raises his glass.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Congratulations, Everyone. You still work for me.

That's actually a cause for celebration if you know Remington's fickle nature.

Remington Ivory Prescott: As we embark on yet another wondrous journey across the limitless sky that belongs to me, allow me to give each and every one of you my sincerest gratitude for doing what I pay you to do and not once ever faltering. While I am the true hero of all that I see before me, it's the little people like you who truly help me to be the great man that I am today. You all are the reason that I don't have to do minuscule things like open doors or tie my shoes. Without you, I'd still be the most amazing individual to ever set foot on this planet but I'd actually have to do things for myself. And that's not anything I plan on having to do any time soon. So... thank you.

Everyone raises their glasses (or juice box) to the toast and Remington takes a sip.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Now, if I'm not mistaken because I hardly feel the need to actually read the itinerary, I believe we're on our way to... Japan?

Randi Moss: Correct.

Remington Ivory Prescott: For...?

Randi Moss: We're going to kill a few birds with one expensive stone. We have a few meetings to hit when we land. We're finalizing the designs of your special project to make sure they are to your satisfaction. We had to outsource some of your requests to the Weeb Nation in order to see your project fully realized. They know way more about this kind of thing than we do.

Remington Ivory Prescott: That makes sense. We have lives, aren't virgins, etc.

Randi Moss: Precisely.

Remington Ivory Prescott: After that?

Randi Moss: After that, we're going to finish the hostile takeover of a few Anime studios so that we can add their libraries to PlusOne. If we hold one of the largest anime libraries for streaming then all of these nerds will have no choice but to sign up for PlusOne and we'll, as usual, make an absolute Zillaton of money.

Prescott sinks back down into his comfortable seat with a grin on his face.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Excellent. And the virus program?

Randi grabs her phone and swipes through her messages to find the answer.

Randi Moss: Uh, looks like Jinx is done. She just needs to run a few more tests to make sure it can't be backtraced to us. She's going to run it through a few of our media subsidiaries to make sure it's working properly. If all goes well, we should be able to launch the new PresTech Updates...

Remington Ivory Prescott: ... and give us access to anything and everything that PresCorp's vast network touches. We'll have everyone's darkest secrets in the palm of our hands by the end of the week. Perfect.

We'll take a moment for Remington to set his glass down and steeple his fingers in front of him for that pure supervillain look. He deserves it at this point.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Anything else?

Randi Moss: Nothing that I can't handle for you myself. I figured we'd hold a casting call. Maybe add some Asians to the #BOUGHT Bitches. I don't think we have many.

Remington Ivory Prescott: I'll allow it.

Randi goes back to her laptop while Adora pops her gum to take over the next part of Prescott's agenda.

Adora Kincaid: Alright, so in between all of that, we've got a few things to deal with on the sports entertainment front. Apparently, this Final Destination thing is a huge deal in OWA so we might want to spend a little time focusing on that.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Oh, right. I did kind of put uh... what's his name, ah who cares. Whatever his name is, I did kind of put him in a place the other night on Olympus.

Adora Kincaid: That you did. He's pretty pissed off.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Yeah, I would be too if I looked like a wet mop. Have you seen this man close up? He's just fucking dripping with whatever that is those people put in their hair. This man is lucky he doesn't smoke or do Pepsi commercials because damn.

Karen Baylor White: Hee Hee!

Everyone turns to look at her. Even Monster Truck.

Karen Baylor White: Uh, sorry. Just someone sent you a Remington Ivory Prescott bobblehead.

Karen holds up said bobblehead complete with a smug expression and the head bobbles.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Randi...

Randi Moss: I'm on it. I'll have them in mass production by Monday.

Randi's up on her feet and moving over to get the pertinent info from Karen. Meanwhile, Remington turns his attention back to Adora.

Adora Kincaid: So the Prestige Championship's on the line for this one. I've already secured a space for us to train and strategize. Some of the Better Than U Babes are flying out as well. We'll make sure you're ready to start your reign.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Good call. Not that I actually need to prepare to deal with someone that calls himself The Ramen King or whatever but I don't trust him. Anybody that surrounds himself with the kind of horrible people that this guy surrounds himself with? We should probably be ready for anything. Like a drive-by or something.

Adora Kincaid: Braincell. Pretty sure we're going to need to keep you protected so I'm going to need you to stick close to me this whole trip. It's Japan so who knows what kind of crazy shit might go down. He may send killer robots or something after you.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Exactly. And while I'm sure between you and the Tonka Truck over there…

We quickly cut over to Monster Truck smashing the crayons in the palm of his hand.

Remington Ivory Prescott: … we’ll be all good, I think we should beef up security just a tad.

Adora Kincaid: You talkin’ about who I think you’re talkin’ about?

Remington Ivory Prescott: She is in Japan.

Adora Kincaid: Yeah, but Boss, she’s… you don’t think it’ll be too much? I mean, this is just Mark Michaels we’re talking about here. He’s mid at best.

Remington Ivory Prescott: I agree. But he's also the Prestige Champion. Which means he's going to do whatever it takes to try and cling to the sole accomplishment in his life. Which also means that he's going to try his damndest to make sure that I don't walk out of Final Destination as the new and vastly improved Prestige Champion. And I don't like the terms of that kind of deal. Do you?

Adora Kincaid: No, of course not.

Remington Ivory Prescott: And what do we do when we don't like the terms of a deal?

Adora Kincaid: We Negotiate. I know, I know.

Adora looks only slightly worried. Even Randi's looking up from her conversation with Karen. There's a sudden new intensity running through Prescott Force One's cabin right now. It goes right over Monster Truck's head though. Either way, another moment between the eyes of Adora and Remington happens and she relents.

Remington Ivory Prescott: Make the call.

Adora sighs.

Adora Kincaid: You're the boss, Boss.

As Adora gets up from her chair to go and make that call, Remington grabs his drink and brings it up to his lips for another sip. Here's to hoping he's making the right decision.


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Oh.


Hi Mark.


I know that you are probably deeply intoxicated at the moment in light of the truly terrifying circumstances which transpired this past Friday Night so allow me a moment to reintroduce myself before you pick up everything you own, slap it into a knapsack, and hitchhike your way to Tokyo as I'm sure you and your people are used to doing.


My name is Remington Ivory Prescott and very soon I will be Your OWA Prestige Champion.


You see, Mark, as the Soon-to-Be Former Prestige Champion I think you have already realized what sort of trouble you've managed to find yourself in. I had my people pull up a few of your many lackluster appearances on OWA programming and I have to say that I'm impressed. I really, truly am.


It's impressive that a man of your size and your physical stature could be about as entertaining as a how-to video for enemas. Damn, I was bored. But, luckily, I did kind of scrub through the hours of footage to find a couple of choice gems of you pretty much being the worst champion I've seen in the history of this sport. And I watch backyard wrestling so that means you're pretty damn bad.


There is, however, hope. Hope in the form of Remington Ivory Prescott. The man that will, at Final Destination, give you the fight of your pitifully insignificant life in front of all your alleged fans and whatever con artist family you drag to your beheading. In fact, why don't you go ahead and send their names over to Karen and I'll make sure they get seats right up close. Right next to the RIP Section. So that they can watch their Drama King lose the one thing he has going for him. I want to be able to see the light in their eyes fade as the referee counts one, two, three. I want to see their entire worlds shatter as the official raises my worthy hand in victory and places that Prestige Championship around my incredibly well-defined waist.


But I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I?


You see, as the Soon-to-Be Former Prestige Champion, Mark, I'm sure you know exactly what's at stake here, right? And I don't just mean that shiny belt that I already have over three dozen individuals redesigning because there's no way in hell I'd be caught wearing the same design as someone so low on the totem pole of life as you, Mark Michaels. No, it's not just the belt that I plan on taking from you in Tokyo. If I'm being honest with myself, that's really more of a constellation prize. A bonus, if you will. No, I'm going to be ripping from you... well, everything that you claim is important to you in this world.


If I'm not mistaken, professional wrestling is your life, isn't it? You wake up, you breathe, you live, eat, and bleed for professional wrestling. I'm sure to hear you tell it, the Omega Wrestling Alliance is the only thing that really truly matters in your life. I mean, let's face it. You look the part. Your whole Cromagnon Encino Man vibe just screams that you were destined to be nothing more than a gypsy simpleton that bends over backward to give these sycophantic fans a show. They say jump, you don't even ask how high. You're too busy flying through the flaming hoop. And when you come out the other side, all burned and bruised, they toss you a cookie and scratch you behind the ear.


Like a dog.


And you're so happy, so elated to be getting attention from anyone besides your family, that you yip, yap, and wag your little tail. You smile big and chomp down on that little morsel of validation. You let this company and those people slap that Prestige Championship around your neck like a collar and now you're doing tricks for them that you know, deep down in your heart, that you don't want to do. But you can't stop now. You've been trained to do whatever it is they want you to do. Say whatever it is they want you to say. Be whatever it is they want you to be.


Like a dog.


And now you find yourself on the precipice of losing the only thing that you've ever "accomplished" because you're climbing into the ring with a man that has everything. A man that has accomplished more in the boardroom than you have in the squared circle. I mean, even if I were to pull my accomplishments down to this one particular hobby that I do way better than most of the people that believe this is their only shot at fortune and fame, I've still done leaps and bounds more than you'll ever have the opportunity to do. And I don't even care about this beyond the fact that it gives me something to do when I don't feel like counting my money.


You see, what you very likely don't realize, is that in my short time as a professional wrestler, sports entertainer, and undeniable athlete, I've done the impossible. I've single-handedly dismantled entire factions that were designed from the start to destroy the companies I chose to bless with my presence. And then those same companies? I decided to no longer be a part of and within days they folded, clearly unable to exist without a future star like myself on their roster. I've been in the ring with some of the most dangerous and vicious individuals to ever do the sport, some of those same ones came here to OWA, and I walked away unscathed as I'm known to do. If I remember correctly and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but when I first stepped foot on OWA soil, I could've sworn I was put so high on a pedestal that even I felt I had such an unfair advantage that I had to bring myself down a few pegs and disassociate with the Big Baker Brand. And, well, you can see what happened to Baker after I walked away.


What I'm getting at here, Mark is that Final Destination is right. It's correct. It may very well be yours. You see, unlike you and countless others, I don't rely on this to justify my existence. I don't need this to validate myself. I haven't put my entire life on hold to get punched in the face on a consistent basis because I don't have anything else going on. I'm not sitting here seeking the approval of a bunch of broke-ass nerds streaming OWA programming online because they can't actually afford to go to a show or attend an event. I'm not looking to be loved or hated. I don't care about the fans, I don't care about the management, I do care about Odyssey because a lot of those bitches are really hot but, most importantly, I don't care about you.


I don't care where you came from. I don't care who you're doing this for. I don't care how hard you've worked. I don't care how you won the Prestige Championship in the first place. I don't care how much blood, sweat, and tears you've spilled. I don't care what you've sacrificed.


The only thing I care about is taking all of it away from you and putting you down...


Again, like a dog.


Ciao, Bitch.


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We cut to an undisclosed location that looks to be someone's home. It's pretty obvious we're in Japan at this juncture from the heritage of the family that's tied up to chairs behind an impeccably dressed Asian woman that doesn't have a speck of dust or blood on her white suit while the home and family behind her look as though they've just been dealt a chaotic hand.

This is Oshita Rin.

She holds her phone up to her ear as she listens to someone on the other end explain a situation. She finally nods and responds with a simple but decisive tone.

Oshita Rin: 完了したと見なします

Oshita hangs up the phone and turns her attention back to the family, walking up to the father and raising a shimmering katana up as she moves...



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The Banshee
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 14th 2022, 7:59 am by The Banshee
ODYSSEY - FDIV - PROMO ONE 
Don't Doubt Me... FEAR ME!!! 
 
The camera opens up amongst the smoldering ruins of what was once an elegant mansion privately owned by Jonetta Stone… until The Banshee destroyed it with fire and lightning. The camera pans around the various rubble, until settling upon an old CRT television that appears to be straight from the 90s. As the camera zooms in towards the TV, the screen suddenly powers on to static, before tracking shows an old videotape of a news report beginning to play. 
 
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“Good evening viewers, and welcome to tonight’s edition of Conspiracy Corner. I’m Seamus O’Malley, and I thank you for joining me. Tonight, we examine the mysterious circumstances surrounding the death of a matriarch, and how it ties in to illegal, underage fighting tournaments involving orphans… all leading back to a single man, William “Will” McDonnell, the patriarch of the McDonnell clan, and CEO/Owner of Grim Avalon LLC.” 
  
The screen then cuts to a grainy video from the late 2000s, which shows the outside of an old, decrepit-looking building alight in flames, as firefighters work to put out the fire. As this footage plays, O’Malley’s narration continues… 

“This rare video footage is some of the only remaining evidence available: a local news report originally focused on the fire that engulfed and burned down the historic Little Miracles Orphanage, which had sat outside the Glasgow county line for over a century. However, what viewers don’t know is that this orphanage… was once rumored to be far more... a disturbing and seedy enterprise that Will McDonnell not only knew about, but is believed to be the central figurehead behind it… The enterprise in question? In a word… fighting.” 

The screen cuts to random clips of various street fights, most of which illegal, including some snippets of a very young Morrighan McDonnell participating in various fights. 
  
“But this isn’t your normal IIC or UFC variants… this particular operation involved the use of… children, most between the ages of eight to fourteen years old! There was also allegations of “genetic experimentation” amongst the various orphans that came through those once-hallowed doors. This is important to remember, because it’s rumored that one of Will’s own adopted daughters was responsible for the death of his late wife…” 
  
The television then explodes into a shower of sparks and glass, as The Banshee brings down a heavy sledgehammer repeatedly, the video footage suddenly cutting off. She leers angrily at the camera, as it zooms in on her scowl. 
  
“That’s quite enough! If anyone was responsible, it’s that fat Irish, potato-chomping bastard who once dared Morrighan to call him “father!” Do you think The Banshee enjoys taking any trips down Memory Lane? 
  
Fuck you, Jonetta… fuck you for forcing me to relieve my past traumas! If you thought I was angry before… you really have no idea of the Pandora’s Box of misery that you opened for yourself the instant you ripped away my free will! You then proceeded to parade me away like a show-horse… using me as nothing more than a blunt instrument, a weaponized monster made to do your bidding… 
My so-called “stepsister” Meghan alluded to the death of “our” mother… As much as it torments me inside, she did… somewhat… speak the truth: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MY MOTHER’S DEMISE! And unlike that bald, fat shit sitting high up in his posh fortress... my adoptive mother was actually a kind and caring person that was PASSIONATE about helping those less fortunate… especially orphans, because she was an orphan herself... Why am I bothering to regale you with thoughts about my deceased mother? Well… because I want to really illustrate this point for Jonetta, since the bitch is too fucking stupid to realize that’s she’s already a walking corpse on borrowed time… 

Jonetta, if The Banshee could… “MURDER” one of the only people in her life that she truly loved and cared about… then WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK IS IN STORE FOR YOU AT FINAL DESTINATION IV!?! Not since Will McDonnell have I hated someone within every inch of my being! And my mother’s death wasn’t intentional, obviously… but like so many terrible things in my life… it was A NECESSARY EVIL… but what I plan to do to you, Jonetta… even the devil would say that the malice I visit upon you is “unnecessary and excessive, even for demonic beings that live in the shadows.” 
  
That’s another thing too, Jonetta… I’m no longer hiding in the shadows, occupying the darkest corners in every environment… I’m standing out in the open, visibly walking through clearings… Do you still think that you, the supposed “Poacher X Poacher” of the OWA, are the “hunter?” You and I BOTH know that you’ve been my “prey” ever since Revy ended your control over me… AND IT MAKES YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH, DOESN’T IT!?! 
  
The humiliation… it just eats away at you, doesn’t it Jonetta? You call yourself the hunter of hunters, the Poacher Ex Machina… How does it feel, Cabela, knowing that you’ve become a cliché itself… how does it feel, knowing that you weren’t the predator, but the PREY, these last few weeks? But it goes far deeper than that, right? 
  
The brave and powerful Jonetta Stone, ruler of the Ivory Tower… reduced to living off the grid in some backwoods mansion, where you spent your nights hiding under the covers… occasionally “daring” yourself to steal a peak, your breath quickening as your eyes slowly pierce out into the darkness of your master bedroom… a big part of yourself hoping… wishing… PRAYING that The Banshee’s gaze doesn’t meet yours back… and when you don’t see me there, you subconsciously breathe a great sigh of relief… 
  
That’s when you notice the hairs on the back of your neck begin standing…. 
  
Your arms then become covered with “goosebumps," as you feel a cold shiver race up your spine… 
  
Feelings of dread, worry, and terror begin weighing heavily inside your chest… 
  
That’s when you begin asking yourself, Jonetta… “What the hell's going on with me?,” as you continue wrestling around with new, unfamiliar feelings and emotions… Allow me to save you several therapist co-pays by explaining it to you in one simple sentence. 
  
Jonetta Stone, perhaps for the first time in her spoiled life, has finally experienced something that she can’t control or master: HER… OWN… FEAR!” 
  
You think your little attack with a shovel has suddenly restored your courage and confidence? You may be able to fool others with your displays of false bravado, Jonetta… but I see through the deceptions, because I now know how you think… how you strategize… how you absolutely DETEST anyone that’s ever claimed any kind of victory over you… I know you don’t like losing, Jonetta, and you’re gonna try using that to artificially motivate yourself to endure the mental misery and physical punishment that you’re going to experience... right before you… along with whatever legacy you think you created… is forever laid to rest in front of the Legions… AND LEGIONS… of The Banshee’s Horde
  
When you set foot in Japan National Stadium… you won’t see the same gladiatorial arena anchored with a squared circle… you won’t notice the thousands of screaming fans, all screaming for your head in at least a dozen different tongues… the only thing you’ll see is… your own damn tomb, a large hole in the cold earth just waiting to swallow you up… in Tokyo, the entire world will watch a live-action slasher film unfold before them, culminating with The Banshee dumping your bloodied and broken body into the very grave that you metaphorically dug yourself… but it’s not only your body that’s fated to be covered with mounds of cool dirt… The Banshee is going to bury your very legacy! 
  
Once the annihilation of Jonetta Stone has concluded, there won’t be a soul on the fucking planet left that will remember the storied career you built up over the years… The only memory that you’re destined to recall is to helplessly watch as your legs become trapped beneath pounds of hard soil… then your chest and arms… then finally, the final memory that will forever be seared into your brain that night… seeing your entire world literally falling into darkness, as I lastly cover your face and head with more and more dirt… 
  
That’s when the panic sets in… 
  
You first notice that you can no longer breathe, but is it the weight of the dirt pressing down on you, squeezing the last bit of air from your lungs… or is it the crushing realization that you fulfilled The Banshee’s destiny by becoming the one thing more degrading to a master poacher… my prey? 
  
That’s when the claustrophobia takes over, as you uselessly struggle to free yourself… trying not to allow yourself the grim realization that you’re already dead… your legacy nothing more than cooling embers… Just like this place, where I stand upon the ashes of your success!” 
  
The Banshee looks around, dramatically lifting her arms up and out, as she turns back and flashes the camera a sinister smile. 
  
Look around, Jonetta… all this devastation… all these memories… nothing more than charred remains, a sad monument of your failed glory… speaking of “failed glory,” did you think that I simply forgot about your actions at the 2022 Clash of the Titans… when you, once again, became an obstacle that prevented me from FINALLY getting a chance to fight for the championship, ONE-ON-ONE… 
 
Everyone knew that the Clash was mine to win… but your selfish actions allowed that grungy British tramp to eventually win the entire thing… but only AFTER I was eliminated, of which is technically credited to that masterbating master opportunist Rebecca Filth…. But you definitely provided her the assistance and means necessary that ensured The Banshee would not be winning the Clash this year… and despite all that, I still managed to put on one of the most DOMINATING Women’s Clash performances in OWA HISTORY, even though I was only in the Clash for just a few short minutes! 
  
JonettaJonettaJonetta… As we soon meet to do battle in Tokyo, the KAIJU CAPITAL of the world, try keeping this free information at the forefront of your brain… Just as I have been made to learn from the mistakes of my past, it’s only fair that the same is applied to you… Did you really believe that you could destroy The Queen of the Fucking Monsters… with some mystic gold dagger you bought off the Dark Web? While you managed to weaken me enough to allow others to steal my thunder and glory… you colossally fucked yourself because you just guaranteed yourself my undivided attention from that point-on…  
 
Yes, I still got issues with Diantha… Yeah, Rebecca Filth’s time to answer for her sins will eventually arrive… but understand, Jonetta… You’ve been my primary focus for over two fucking years, ever since Morrighan’s failed debut against you… I’ve never hated anyone so passionately before… I’ve also never been as excited to hurt somebody either, because I get to listen to The Banshee’s Horde CHEER and ROAR your own SANCTIONED EXECUTION! 
  
That’s one of the biggest weaknesses that I realized I had: just one voice. Yes, there is no one louder than The Banshee… but I realized… months ago, in fact… that there is a voice EVEN LOUDER than my own: the voice of the fans! 
  
That’s when a new realization hit me, one that was long overdue: The Banshee is not one single person… no, JonettaThe Banshee is an entire, singular entity… a large force of willpower and energy, fueled by the Legions… AND LEGIONS… of collective voices in The Banshee’s Horde… I used to think “strength in numbers” was a bullshit concept, used as an excuse by those too weak to fight… however, I was clearly mistaken, because with the support that I’ve received from my fans thus far, I can tell you that they’ve given me more strength in a few short months... then several years in a high-end gym ever could… 
  
As mentioned earlier, since you decided to get a little knife happy with me at the Clash, I wasn’t able to capitalize on my goal of winning my first championship gold in my career… however, thinking about it a bit more, I actually have two words that expressly state how I feel about that incident now: 
  
Thank you… 
  
Surprised a bit by that, Jonetta? At first, I was too… why would ANYONE be grateful to get her stomach sliced open, let alone during a dangerous competition? But remember what I said about your actions… how you “guaranteed” yourself my “undivided attention?” Had you not involved yourself in my affairs, my focus would’ve been split on several things... from you, to Diantha, to the goddamn title itself… No, Jonetta, it was YOUR ACTIONS that forced me to reevaluate my own priorities and goals… helping me remember that there is nothing more tantalizing than the opportunity to bury you, not just in the flesh… but to bury your fucking legacy alive, and watch as it slowly suffocates to death! 
  
Your actions at the Clash alone are enough to justify the horrifying, shocking, and savage things set to happen to you at FDIV… but of course, you couldn’t just simply walk away yourself, could you? After all, not even your former Demo Corp buddy Revy could get under your skin as much as The Banshee has, and quite easily, too… No, Jonetta… You’ve been embarrassed and humiliated to no end, to the point that you’re no longer the fearsome competitor you spent the last two years trying to convince everyone that you were… The Banshee has made those around me much better competitors… too bad it hasn’t created much better people, outside of special cases like the impressive NAMI… Speaking of embarrassment… 
  
The Banshee snaps her fingers, which leads to an Odyssey clip that shows The Banshee handing over Jonetta’s most prized possession, her Ivory necklace, over to Meghan McDonnell in exchange for Jonetta’s secret mansion location. Another finger-snap transitions the screen back to The Banshee. 
 
How long have you held onto that necklace of yours? Rhetorical question, because your answer doesn't fucking matter… The relevant information here is that you’ve had that necklace since you started in Odyssey… your own little “talisman,” a good-luck charm of sorts… Whether you believe in things like that or not is irrelevant… because the loss of your necklace has already led to you fostering something that isn’t native in your mind: DOUBT
  
Despite your bluster and bravado, Jonetta… deep down, you’re nothing more than a bully used to running roughshod on others you perceive as being weak, so you’ve never really had your confidence challenged before… In the end, your own necklace will serve as a contributing factor that helped in planting those seeds of “doubt” deep within… In other words, why even bother using a shovel to bury you… when I could have just as easily used your own Ivory necklace to cover your corpse up… 
  
You feel that DOUBT because I invaded every corner… every aspect of your life, going beyond the wrestling rings and locker rooms… I violated your very privacy by showing you just how easy it could be for me to get to you… your necklace is evidence of that, as it wasn’t easy to lift from your video game-esque security system in your pathetic trophy room… In fact, I believe that the only reason you proposed such a suicidal idea for a match is because you NEED to BURY ME… You’re tired of the sleepless nights, lying in bed with one eye open, wondering if The Banshee is coming to collect your soul sooner than FDIV… Well, you never know… That’s what’s so great about FEAR… it can make any of us… act unpredictably… 
  
Halloween is several months away, but don’t you fret, Jonetta… because you’re about to experience what it’s like to be a victim in a horror film… and no, you won’t be the “Final Girl” that escapes the killer’s clutches or anything stupid like that… 
  
You tried to put on a funeral for me way too prematurely… I’m not jumping the gun at all, because I’m putting you six feet under at FDIV… You’ll soon be pushing daisies, while I’ll be back on track to win my first championship… 
  
You hate it… you hate being hunted… it makes you feel so vulnerable, doesn’t it? So go ahead… scream and shout how you are the “Ultimate Poacher” and that you’re not afraid at all… because we both know that’s not really true… I’m not just a walking ghost story… for I am the Harbinger of Doom, and I know you can hear my cries in the night… chilling you to the very bone… 
  
So ask yourself one question, bitch: how does the Poacher X Poacher expect to hunt ME!?! After all, you should know that you cannot HUNT… that which IS CURRENTLY HAUNTING YOU! 
  
Remember this, Jonetta: without using jump-scares, bedsheets with eyeholes, or mystical powers… THE BANSHEE CREATED IN YOU BOTH FEAR AND DOUBT… SO DO YOU DOUBT MY CHANCES NOW!?! 
  
I’m not one to make promises, but here’s a couple I made especially for you: I promise you, Jonetta, that after FDIV… you will never again be the same… and I also promise that, when you swallowed up by the earth and the darkness, that you’ll still technically BE ALIVE when I do it… I can’t promise you that you won’t be mangled beyond belief, though…. HAHAHAHA!!!!! 
 
The screen transitions to a photo of a gravestone, with "Jonetta Stone" inscribed in it, as The Banshee's laughter trails off in the background. 

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Alyssa Grace and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mark Michaels
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 14th 2022, 2:05 am by Mark Michaels

( The scene opens on a shot of the Tokyo sky tree. The large broadcast antenna shines in the sunlight as it stands large over the rest of the city. We transition to the observation deck, where we find the OWA Prestige Champion Mark Michaels along side his cousins Gyp and Sy. The trio all look out over their surroundings.)


Mark: Man, it’s so amazing up here. I’m glad you guys decided to join me. If you would have told the boys back home when I first started training to wrestle that we would be where we are right now, they would have shook their heads and called us all crazy. But you guys always had my back so I’m glad that however far I go getting to the top of Olympus that I can bring you guys along for the ride.

Gyp: Hey you talked about getting to the top, it looks like you’re on top of the world right now don’t it cousin? You’re living the best life here, you’re making money, you’ve got all these people cheering you on, and you’re making all the family proud everyday man.

Mark: Thanks bro. Yeah we all got it pretty good now. I almost can’t believe it. To me I feel like it was yesterday when I packed up everything, and put down over a year’s worth of savings just to start training. That was a lot of long nights and early mornings out to get enough paper to chase this dream. And it only got tougher from there. it took busting my ass night in and night out, Hitting the gym harder than I ever had before, and going through matches that left every part of my body so sore and wounded that I was almost amazed I found enough to Will myself to get up and walk around my house. That’s what it takes to climb up from the bottom, to damn near the top of the world. And it took working twice as hard to rise up when everyone was counting on me to fall off last year.

Sy: Yeah but bro, we never doubted you for a second. We knew you’d be here because we knew you’d never settle for less, and had way too much heart to give up. like when we saw you lose that match you had at Final Destination 3, some of the boys back home didn’t know how you would bounce back. But me and Gyp knew you better. You always had that way about you where when you put your mind to something you got what you wanted.

Mark: I tell you, looking back to that six man tag, that loss was a hard one to swallow. But I don’t think you’d find many who wouldn’t say it was a blessing in disguise. It started me on a quest last year. A quest that’s taken me through some rocky roads, but I’m here now with just one last stop, one Final Destination, before I tie a bow on this season. It’s been a long journey for me to reclaim the Prestige championship, and just now defending it in a barn burner of a match against Corey Mattis reminded me of everything I had to do to get here. Now I’m here in Tokyo at the top of my game with a truck load of momentum leading the cosmic caravan to what’s gonna end with the biggest party we’ve ever thrown. One that worthy of That long road, and every moment along the way. I’m here, just inches from finally making good on everything I set out to do. I’ve been working hard, I’ve been hustling my ass off, and I’m so amped up that I feel like I could toe to toe with any Kaiju you could name. I tell you guys that there’s something in the air right now. An electric vibe that flows right to my heart and I feel the excitement running in my veins.

But there’s one last hurdle I have to jump, one last hill to take, and I know it won’t be an easy one. Not because the guy I’m facing is Particularly strong, or tough, or talented. But because he’s the slimiest son of a bitch I’ve ever met. A gold plated scumbag with no sense of pride or honor. The most prekaza gadro you ever met. A guy who doesn’t know a damn thing about working hard, or having dedication to your craft, and then somehow in his twisted little mind convinced himself that he’s better than you and me. That dude who has never worked a day in his life, and spits on anyone who ever has. A man who pisses on all the men and women who have poured their blood, and sweat, and broken bones for the sport of professional wrestling. Men and women who spent their lives devoted to making sure people got their money’s worth every single night. And more than that, cuts hard working up and comers who are out there damn near killing themselves trying to catch a break off at the knees by taking a spot on the Olympus roster, just to turn around and say this shit is all Just a hobby to him Like it was goddamn arts and crafts.

Gyp: You talking about that little bitch? What’s his name?

Sy (mockingly): Remington Ivory Prescott. First question I have is what kind of dick hole uses all three of his names?

Mark: Yeah that douche. The guy who dubs himself the future of professional wrestling, then in the next breath says he can just walk away without having accomplished a damn thing in OWA. Some future huh? How can a man claim to be a leader, when he doesn’t love what he does? Or to put it in terms he can understand, when he doesn’t have skin in the game. And now this bastard wants to take championship gold in what would be the wrestling equivalent of a pump and dump scam. I’m sure he’ll run around making all promises in the world, he’ll tell everyone he wants to make Olympus Prestigious again. He’ll talk about his pedigree, his lineage, and how he was born to be great. Really It feels to me like all Remington is really trying to do is convince everyone, including himself and especially his daddy, is that he isn’t the biggest pile of elephant crap walking god’s green earth. That his father’s golden testicles, produced such a soft, sorry, sad sack, mealy mouthed, disappointing, son of a bitch, plain and simply is haunting Remington like goddamn Freddy Kruger. And he thinks that winning the Prestige Championship will make wipe the stain of being a spoiled sniveling, little shit who’s only where he is because of who he’s related to. For Remming this might just be a way to get some exercise, see the world, and win daddy’s approval.

Sy: Wait Is he ripping off Goldmember?

Mark: To me, this is everything that wakes me up in the morning, drives me to get out of bed, put in those extra hours in the gym, and most importantly fight till my last breath in that ring. Remington threatens to leave me bleeding like he did Reigner, not knowing that I’ll bleed out the very last drop of blood pumps through my heart if it means beating his ass at Final Destination! This isn’t just some passing fancy the way it is with that silver spoon fed little shit. Well come Final Destination, I’m pulling the silver spoon out of his mouth, and shoving it directly up his ass!

Sy: Damn Cousin, you sound like you’re bout to rampage like goddamn Godzilla.

Mark: Yeah sorry. Can I tell you guys something? I was kinda shocked when Remington answered the open challenge I made for Final Destination. I don’t mean shocked just because Pissoff industries, or whatever the fuck his daddy’s company is called, was able to find him a pair of balls big enough to pop up on the tron and step up to the plate. No, the thing that shocked me didn’t really bother me at first, because everyone knows that RIP loves to talk a lot of shit, that’s just the kind of asshole he is. I’ve kept this to myself l, And I’ve debated sharing this with you because I didn’t want to give that smug prick the satisfaction of getting under my skin a tiny bit. But I gotta be honest and shoot straight from the heart, because hearing Remington Ivory Prescott call me a goddamn monkey pissed me right the fuck off! Shit like that is the reason why our parents taught us like their parents before them to not bring up our heritage. Shit like that is why I wouldn’t talk about my family in public. This past year as I finally embraced my roots the OWA universe has shown me so much love, and every time I hear them cheer i feel so Grateful and humble for all the support. But hearing that spineless, gutless, clueless, fore flushing, two faced, low life son of a bitch, utter those words while not having enough manhood to come and look me in the eye when he said it, well goddamn if I didn’t lose the lone sliver of respect I had for that pussy Prescott.

Gyp: Bet.

Mark: Now I know that little bastard is smiling hearing this. Right now he’s thinking he’s got me off my game, and in most any other case that would be a safe bet. Trolling an opponent and Infuriating them to where they only see red is a hell of a mind game, And Prescott is a master at this. But while Remington might think that he has me too hot to think straight, really all it’s done is wake me right the fuck up. From now till the moment I either knock his pasty ass the fuck out, or make that son of a bitch scream I quit, there won’t be a moment where I’m not thinking about Punching Prescott in his pudgy face. He has my full, undivided attention.

Sy: He done fucked up.

Mark: Damn right he did. He’s getting the full measure of Mark Michaels, THE FUCKING ROMANI KING! And come Final Destination I’m gonna teach that mother fucker to keep his mouth shut before he even thinks of trying of saying something against our people. Because the next time he does I’m gonna shove my foot up his ass and use him for my slipper.

Gyp: If it will fit along with his head.

Mark: You got a point there. This guy calls himself the future of Olympus, the new leader of OWA, And sure he talks a good game, but in that ring it takes a lot more than a smooth sales pitch you can dupe investors with. Take Clash of the Titans for example. This mother fucker tries to go upside my head with a Diamond ring, because of course Remington is nothing if he’s not beating you over the head with how rich he is. So he slips on this fat ass Diamond on his hand, and tries to knock my head off with it, and long story short I dumped his ass outta that match. Right there should have thought him that there are things money can’t buy, like talent, or class. If that’s the future leader of this company, then OWA is going straight to hell in a hand basket. What does it say about a man when he was handed everything he ever wanted on a silver platter, given every advantage in life, had advantages that people would kill for, that he needs to take a shortcut every single time he’s in this ring. Like it wasn’t shady enough he ran along with Oasis and Graham Baker like a goddamn puppy dog in order to get a spot near the top of the card, but can you even name me one credible opponent who he didn’t need to low blow, or put his feet on the ropes during a pin, or have anabolic Al soften up on the outside? What has Remington ever done with his own two hands? But of course like you said, RIP has his head wedged so firmly up his ass he’s gone nose blind to the smell of his own shit. Did you hear that asshole bragging that he couldn’t beat Noah Reigner straight up? I heard that I thought to myself how is the bar so low for a guy who thinks so highly of himself that he can Swing his dick around for being a goddamn chump, and outright sucking so hard that you got to burn the damn rule book just to win by the skin of your teeth?

But because he buys into his own bullshit, he thinks I’m gonna go easy on this punk like Noah did last week. He thinks he stands a chance in this match because sal he’s says not gonna play my game, and actually try beat me like a man. Instead he outright admits that he’s gonna need some trick up his sleeve to win this match.

Sy: What? Like a magician pulling a rabbit out his ass?

Mark: I think you hit the nail on the head there pal. But really, he thinks that he’s that sly and clever that he’s gonna pull a fast one on me? This man hasn’t done his homework. There’s an old saying that goes you can’t trick a trickster, so what trick could he pull that I wouldn’t know a way out of? Bump the ref and have your bodyguard run in? Not if Big George has something to say. Maybe he’ll try rolling me up and grabbing my tights? Ain’t no way His weak little arms can hold me down. Or maybe he thinks I’ll just let him plunge a screwdriver into my forehead like Noah Reigner? Even if he did, has he not seen the shit I’ve gone through? I’ve bled, I’ve been electrocuted, I’ve been set on fire, and that was just one match! If he thinks that I’m gonna shy away from fighting fire with fire, literally if need be, then boy will his ass be in for a surprise. He wants a dirty gypsy at final destination, I’ll be the damn dirtiest mother fucker walking if need be. And for good reason too.

See I defend this prestige championship with pride and honor because I believe at least one title on Olympus deserves as much. More than that, I want this title to earn its place standing side by side with the Immortal Championship on top of the Olympus Pantheon. I want this belt to represent facing the best in world, and using your skill, your talent, and your determination being the better man. I want an honest debate over which championship means more, because I’m not gonna knock the Immortal championship, but in my book you got to earn being the top title on a brand, and that’s what I’m here to do with this Prestige Championship. I’m here every week to make the case for the Prestige Championship being on top of that Pantheon. That all goes down the drain if Remington Ivory Prescott gets the win here at Final Destination. Because if he should manage to steal a win, it will be a reign consisting of nothing but count outs, DQs, and more bullshit than you can shake a stick at. In short he’ll have a title, but I promise you he will not be a champion. I’m here to keep the prestige in the prestige championship by pouring my heart and soul out in that ring. I’m here trying to be the guy who makes the belt and not the other way around.

So Prescott best enjoy the time before that bell rings, because his mouth has been writing checks his ass can’t cash, and I’m here to collect on the tab. He better enjoy it, because it’s the last time he can say he’s better than some Gypsy who worked his way up and never had a damn thing handed to him. And knowing Remington, after this is over, Remington will pay some ghostwriter to pen his memoirs, and get all the credit for great exaggerations, and outright lies that makes him out to be the hero of this whole thing. But no matter what, deep down Mister Prescott is gonna know that he’s never had any heart, any guts, or any balls. He’s a gold plated worm swimming in my pond, and I promise you guys that in the moments before I tear through him like a hot knife through butter, that blue blooded bitch is gonna HAIL TO THE KING BABY! It’s R.I.P. for Remming Ivory Prescott.


Gyp & Sy (in tandem): Bet!

Mark: And when this is all said and done I’ll still be right here sitting on top of the world.

Michael Bishop, Alyssa Grace, Noah Reigner and Remington Ivory Prescott have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Violet Cunningham
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 13th 2022, 9:09 pm by Violet Cunningham
Violet Spoke First

The camera opens in an empty room. A single spotlight illuminates a chair in the center. The Reaper enters the smoky light, licking her lips before sitting on the chair and looking into the camera with a stony gaze.

My first match in the OWA was no easy task. But despite the difficulties my opponents threw my way, I still came out on top. And yet, this victory of mine is bittersweet. My moment of triumph was interrupted by two of my next opponents. I find that rather comforting. The knowledge that my opponents have resorted to cowardly tactics simply shows me that they have no faith in their skills. On top of that, the little stunt with the pipe hasn’t exactly done much, Felix Hartley.

Felix Hartley, who for some reason believes she’s the next Openweight Champion. Felix Hartley, who thinks that, just because she can somewhat swing a pipe in a competent fashion, she’s going to win a Fatal Four-Way in which she’s successfully pissed off all of her opponents. Now I get it, we’re all going to be facing each other, there are no allies and that’s cool with me. But answer me this - what’s to stop us from beating the life out of you first, and then fighting for the title without the irritating bimbo that tried to win via underhanded tactics?

On top of that, why don’t you explain to me, if there are enough words in that airhead of yours, why you thought a little bruise to my leg would be enough to dampen my chances of burying your ass alongside one Remi Skyfire? Did you bear witness to me stamping her victory out and claiming it for myself? Are you afraid I’m going to ruin that surgical marvel of a face? Because you’d be right to worry. Especially now you’ve gone and done that. I didn’t even have time to think about my next match, I admit I was caught up in the moment. A debut victory can do that to a person. However, I should have seen that coming. You did it earlier in the night, why wouldn’t you try it again? It doesn’t matter now. Unfortunately for you, I have a certain, physiological advantage.

The room lights up fully, and we see something in the corner. A dark shape, which had some kind of dark, reddish liquid pooling around it… Violet snaps her fingers, and the room reverts to the single spotlight.

I don’t care who you think you are, and what you think you can do. It will matter as much as that ridiculous attack on my leg. When the mist rolls into Final Destination, there will be blood, and knowing what I  know about you, there will be silicone as well. If you’re lucky, I’ll repay your cheap shot with the same pipe you used. However, if I’m in a less charitable mood, you get my boots. And you can be damn sure I’ll take you to your Burial Ground.

As for my other opponents, well. I don’t think anybody has worried about Devi Krysis in a while, but I’ll be sure to keep my wits about me, just in case. You did win the qualifier for this match after all, didn’t you? Nice work, but it’s not going to mean anything. The closest you’ll get to the title will be seeing the ref hand it to me. Maybe I’ll wave it in your bloodied face on my way out. And Daisy Thrash? If that boot kills fascists, I have nothing to worry about. Good luck kicking my head off after I stomp yours in.

Violet stands, leaving the room and entering a gym. One that isn’t in her garage, but is equally as empty. She walks over to a bench, picking up some dumbbells and starting her reps, almost absent-mindedly. She looks around the gym before snapping back to the camera.

Empty. At least, it is now, especially after my little ‘chat’ with one of the personal trainers. Keep that in mind, all three of you. At the end of our match, the ring will be just like this gym. Only I will remain, standing over your broken bodies as the new Openweight Champion. Your names and this match will do nothing but elevate me, proving that the OWA truly did need a new shot of life, and I am it. At Final Destination IV, Violet Cunningham will be crowned as The Reaper, and the new Openweight Champion. And you’ll be left with no choice but to either hide from or revel in my victory.

I don’t expect this to be easy, in fact I’d be disappointed if it was. Bring your best, because that’s all I wish to face. If you don’t…

She lets go of the dumbbell, and it hits the floor with a loud bang. Violet leans forward, tilting her head, continuing to stare, not blinking.

I’ll admit, I’m very excited. I cannot wait to get back into that ring, even if it means I have to face Angelina Magnum’s shitty stripper cousin, a chronic loser and the only person in this match I have some respect for. Unfortunately Daisy, this’ll be the third time you lose a match for this belt. Sorry about that. Nothing personal.

However, it’s very personal between me and Felix Harlot. I couldn’t help but admire the well deserved kick you gave her, but I also know there are no allies, especially not with a title on the line. That’s fine by me, just know I’m a fan of your work and look forward to witnessing more before I take that title.

We’ve all got our motivations for this, and while it’s tempting to compare them, I won’t bother. It’s troublesome enough having to hold my tongue until one of you is brave enough to chat shit in my direction. I’m being reasonable, because only one of you has done something to warrant genuine anger from me. There’s still time though, but I’m warning you not to piss me off. Having the Reaper coming your way is bad enough, but when I’ve got more personal reasons to go after someone, things get a whole lot messier. Thrash, Krysis, do yourselves a favour and let me do my thing. Go ahead and duke it out between yourselves or something, all I’m asking for is a bit of time to hash things out with Hartley - with my fist. Once that’s taken care of, it’ll just be the three of us. One less competitor for you two to worry about, and vengeance exacted on my part. What could be better?

Now, I could go on for longer - and I likely will in the days to come. Final Destination is on the horizon and coming ever closer, and with it a task that won’t be easy for any of us. The title calls for us all, and while we’re all rising to the occasion, the rest of you will fall. But don’t worry, we’ll all be remembered - as Violet Cunningham and her victims.

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace, Daisy Thrash, DT The Ruler and Krysis have spoken. It’s such good shit!

OWA Promos - Page 7 405-69
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 6th 2022, 11:58 pm by "Killer Bee"
Trust the process. 


It’s become cliche to say and at times difficult to believe, but that’s where I’m at right now with wrestling. I’ve been here for a couple of months now and have had some high profile matches and even a championship opportunity, but I have nothing to show for it. I have a few fans cheering for me when I have matches, I have a few of the veterans in the locker room taking notice of me, I have the respect of someone like Theodor Pavel…


But I’m missing the thing that I’m craving most, a victory. I know that I can’t rush things. I think that’s one reason why I lost my Outlaw Championship challenge. I was so eager, so nervous, that I made mistakes that not only cost me the match but wound up getting Emmy hurt. If anyone wants to know, she’s fine and well and just won another championship in another organization. She’s told me she’ll be ready to be in my corner if necessary but I wouldn’t be surprised if she just came to the backstage area, gave some random vague instruction and shooed me to the ring and expected me to come back with a victory. Emmy’s a gifted wrestler and a good friend but her management style is….uhh…unique. I think I’ll go with unique out of respect and fear that she may try to slap me into September if I say anything negative about what she does. 


I’m still so new to this game, this sport, that maybe I should be a little less ambitious. I don’t really know anything else to be though! When I packed my little travel bag and moved to Louisiana to train for moments like these, I did so with the belief that if I kept to my training, success would follow. Despite Emmy and April and Carlos all telling me that I had little to no chance of winning, I went into the Clash of the Titans with every intention of winning that and participating at Final Destination IV’s main event. I know that sounds absurd to say, but why would you enter this sort of sport if you didn’t have that audacity, that kind of belief in yourself? 


Admittedly, I don’t know that much about Jacob Knight other than he’s been around a lot longer than I am. I get it, EVERYONE’s been around longer than I have here, but he’s someone who has been Outlaw Champion before, the very belt that I was so dangerously close to pulling from the grasp of MYOJIN. I know that he was once in something called Ashes of the Wake, a group that I have been told was running roughshod over this company for a while before that was put to a halt. It seems to have put his career to a halt as well because he’s only been making sporadic appearances since then. For him, this is a chance to make a massive statement, to get a nice cushion of a victory over a young prospect and work himself back into the company and perhaps even title contention someday. I can’t allow that. Young Lions have it tough as it is. People look down on them, people want to beat them up when they’re making their entrance. Emmy while being generous with her time has made me clean up her house countless times. You never realize how massive a five-bedroom house is until you’ve spent about six hours scrubbing everything clean. 


Okay….let me push those horrible memories away and focus again on Jacob Knight….Deep breaths, Sena….It’s also interesting for me to note that he wrestled another one of my mentor’s former students: MAELSTROM. Last I heard he and his wife were spouting some nonsense about “Distortion World” in Japan and wrestling on the deathmatch circuit, but from what I understand Jacob lost that match too. I certainly don’t have the brute strength and physicality that MAELSTROM possesses. While my style is still very much evolving I consider myself to have a little more finesse and elegance to my wrestling. I understand that some of you may not consider suplexes and kicks with crisp execution and perfect timing to be elegant, but those who have been in the ring before I hope would understand and appreciate the kind of skills that I bring. 


Part of me is jealous that most of the OWA contingent has already made their way to Japan. From what I understand they will be having massive shows in the Tokyo Dome and Osaka-Jo Hall. While there’s nothing wrong with competing within the confines of the OWA Arena, there’s just something about being a wrestler of Japanese descent, trained by a wrestler who originally cut his teeth in Japan, going to wrestle in Japan that seems…heh, almost mandatory. But, I have to grit my teeth and show up for this match and perform. Pavel will be watching, and he saw the fire that I had in my eyes, the thunder in my voice when I told him I wanted to fight him at some point during the B.O.B. Games. I’m not going to let someone I admire like that down, nor am I going to not come away from this match with anything but victory. Losing? Nope. We’re not going down that road again for a while. 


I’ve been patient. I’ve trusted the process that my predecessors have laid out in front of me. And most importantly, I’ve learned from my mistakes. And I’m waiting to finally have my arm raised in victory and for the announcer to shout my name, Taniguchi Sena, as the winner of this contest. I’m excited about getting another chance to wrestle on Kingdom and get my first win, and I’m even more excited that once I’ve gotten that first victory, I’ll get a chance to make an even bigger splash in just a few weeks time. 


Look forward to where I go from here!

Michael Bishop, Alyssa Grace and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

MYŌJIN
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 6th 2022, 11:48 pm by MYŌJIN
It's very, very telling that management is running out of competition to throw at my feet. Desperate for someone to dethrone possibly the most dominant Outlaw Champion that this company has ever and will ever see. I've jumped through every hoop, and passed every obstacle that was put in my way.

Danny Jaeger? A rookie who thought that he was hot shit for beating someone who hasn't won a match possibly ever. When he faced me? I tore his leg apart, I showed him the true difference between a true wrestling savant and a nobody such as himself. And where is he now? Does anyone know? Thought so.

Taniguchi Sena? Emmanuelle's little pet project that has potential, but has never been able to reach it. He tried his hardest, he thought that his strength alone would be enough to defeat me. So I tore his leg apart as well, and I would've snapped it too if the referee hadn't called the match.

And now, management must be scraping at the absolute bottom of the barrel, searching for any challengers. Because I'm being handed two names that no one is interested in seeing wrestle. That's no matter though, like always, I'll make their defeat must-see television.

Everyone thought at first that when I joined Golden Dawn, I would be nothing more than a lackey. Then I quickly rose to the forefront of this group. Then you all realized that despite DT thinking I'm a harmless dog, my bite is worse than my bark. I have been unstoppable. Not even a supposed legend could stop me.

And I know that bothers you so, DT. I know that it upsets you that no one cares about you. That you're just a background character in Raivo's story. But it's okay because I'll make you famous even for just a few moments. Everyone will remember when I embarrass someone that's almost three times my size.

Then there's Jonouchi, obviously the weakest link of the match. You haven't appeared in months and now suddenly you're given a title shot. Lucky you, right? You might think this is your chance to get ahead. To finally be in the spotlight for once.

But this isn't an opportunity for you, Jonouchi, this will be a moment you won't want to relive. The last time I hurt you, I was just holding back. This time? I'll systematically pick you apart. I'll take my time with you. I'll make sure that you stay gone.

This is as close to MY championship as either of you will ever get in your boring, sad lives. Though you should consider this a blessing. You're going to share the ring with a wrestler leagues above both of you in terms of skill, looks, and entertainment value. You'll get to tell your children and the women that unfortunately will be bearing those kids that you had the chance to wrestle the next Ace of this company.

Your welcome, by the way.

I will walk into Kingdom as champion, I will leave as champion. Just as I will make it to Final Destination as champion, no matter who I'm against then, and leave as champion.

You both might say that I'm not taking you seriously. That I'm underestimating you. But, that isn't true at all.

I see you both for who and what you are: Nothing.

Keep your head up though. It's not your fault that you don't compare to the Shining Outlaw.

Maybe one day, either of you will amount to something.

…I heavily doubt it though.

Alyssa Grace and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

James Diamond
vs. Julius Rose (1)
Post May 6th 2022, 9:48 pm by James Diamond
A chair flies across the screen from right to left and crashes into a wall. It splinters into pieces and falls to the floor. The camera slowly zooms out, revealing a dimly light gym. Weights, speed ball, heavy bag, ropes, large tires; it's all there. Another chair is tossed towards the fall, this time bouncing oddly and only breaking a leg before crashing to the floor. The camera jerks to the right, showing James Diamond's scowling face again. His normally tidy, slicked back hair is out of place and hangs in front of his eyes. Breathing heavy, he just stares at the camera for a moment before taking a deep breath and stepping back. He composes himself and uses both hands to try and push the hair out of his eyes and back to how most are accustomed to seeing it. He turns his focus on the camera and glares.

"Let me get this straight, OWA. The Landerson hides from me for two weeks, decides to drag himself to the arena anyway, gets concussed and loses to me and the very next show he gets a championship title match? Are you out of your minds?! Somehow this is all business as usual to you people. Even Ryo Sakazaki decides to run his mouth and dared to speak my name out loud and brush me off like I'm nothing and he's some great champion. Look, kid, that championship belt doesn't make the man, the man makes the championship belt and let me get one thing crystal damn clear for you: if you're out here defending against a nothing like Landerson after my knee reshaped his skull and you think you're hot shit than you're in for a very rude, very violent awakening. You and your garbage, children's title aren't worth my time so I suggest you do yourself, and your career, a favour and keep your eyes to the floor and only speak when spoken to."

The hair that was barely in place before, falls forward into the face of James Diamond. He pauses to pull out a comb this time and properly fix the hair that has become askew. Satisfied, he returns the comb to his pocket and turns his attention back to the camera.

"That brings me to this weekend. A showcase, if you will, where only a few people have to work and the rest get to dick around and do nothing. It makes sense, if you're OWA, to put me in a match on card like this one though, if you really think about it. There's going to be a ton of absolute nonsense going on and there needs to be a break so you can earn the wrestling part of your promotion's name so who better than James Diamond to make sure that actual wrestling takes place. I am little confused though as to where they found this Julius guy. Is this one of those bits where you find a local jobber just to fill a five minute segment and then you can move on with the rest your carnival act? It sure doesn't seem like he has a proper contract with OWA, so why you're throwing him in the ring with me when he doesn't even have proper medical coverage is concerning. But what's more concerning is this is now two shows in a row where I'm tossed some scraps just to, what, keep me quiet? Oh at least you got a match, James, just be thankful for that. Let me tell you right now if that's the case, you're going to have a serious problem on your hands. Some unsigned jobber gets paralyzed from the neck down, OWA to blame!"

James gasps in mock surprise. Then clicks his tongue and shakes his head.

"But if that's the kind of press you really want, I suppose who am I to argue with it? I mean, I'm sure Julius Rose has boasted and bragged about how tough he is and how ready he is to play on the big boy's stage, right? I mean, hell, you must believe the bullshit he's been spoon feeding you if you honestly let him sit in front of a camera and waste a good twenty minutes of air time just rambling and running his mouth about basically nothing."

He cracks his knuckles off screen and shakes his head.

"Look, kid, I don't know what OWA promised you--a contract maybe?--but I'm here to tell you it's not going to be worth it. You can talk all you want about your New York bullshit gang banger this and making your mommy cry and your imaginary special friend and blah, blah, blah but when you step inside a ring with me all of that goes away. There is no pack of friends to help you out. Your mommy sure as hell isn't there to kiss your boo-boos better. No, see, it's just you and me. Everything else just fades away and becomes nothing more than a dull noise in the background. All of it. Even the fact that you now seem to think you're the second coming of Jay-Z and some big shot business man, fades away. It all fades away. Man against man and nothing more.

You want to know who I am? You want to know who is James Diamond, son? Well, it's funny you should ask because I thought I made myself pretty clear against The Landerson but I guess some big shot like you doesn't have the time to study up on who he's going to be facing, right? Too busy dreaming about the streets, or some other cliche garbage. See, I'm not Seen or Prescott or Drago or any of these other so-called wrestlers OWA parades around. No, see, I am a professional wrestler, Julius. Not a paper champion. Not somebody that just stands here running their mouth week in and week out without an ounce of ability to back it up. But even being the professional wrestler that I am, you make a very valid point. Where oh where are my accomplishments? Even Jacob Senn has them, right? I mean, if he can do it surely anybody can. Well, son, my old ass didn't much care for championships. If you weren't paying attention before, let me refresh you. See, the championship doesn't make the man, the man makes the championship and if I had a dollar for every generic create-a-wrestler wannabe I've come across screaming about how they're a champion and they're the best and whatever else I could comfortably retire now. Why in the world would I want to win some over hyped, gold plated paper weight that means absolutely nothing? I'm a man of many talents, Julius, but even I can't give prestige and credibility to something that has never actually meant anything."

James Diamond shrugs.

"A perfect example would be reminding me that The Landerson was an EAW World Champion. I mean... if that isn't the perfect example of what I just spoke about I honestly don't know what else is. If all that wasn't enough to drive that point home for you, I know something else that will. See, you flap those gums at me saying that you're going to have to see something better than what I did to Landerson and I fully intend on showing you exactly that.  You know, thinking back on it I suppose a wealthy businessman like yourself doesn't need to worry about medical coverage or if they have an OWA contract, right? Perfect. Because you're right, Julius. I don't care about you and if you think for one second that anything that came out of your mouth during that horrendous video package gave me any reason to you're more delusional than Ryo Sakazaki. You don't have to be chasing anything, son. You don't have to bring me to the your streets or show me any mercy or... christ by this point I honestly tuned out whatever bullshit you were going on about. Let me just be as clear as possible here, Julius, okay? You bring whatever the hell you think you need to bring and you imagine this going exactly how you want it to go with my blood all over the mat and whatever the hell else but at the end of the day just know that playtime is over. All I need you to do now is show up on Saturday in your little wrestling boots and tights and I'll do the rest. I'll make sure I live up to everything that I've said and open your eyes up to the real world. I promise that you'll see me Saturday. But I can't promise you're going to remember much of it."

There is no joking in James Diamond's eyes as the camera slowly zooms in, focusing on them, before fading out to the next segment.

Alyssa Grace has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Moongoose McQueen
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 6th 2022, 9:27 pm by Moongoose McQueen
Be Somebody ..... or Be Somebody's Fool


I mean, let’s be real here, after all the shit MYOJIN has done, you can’t tell me he doesn’t deserve a gun to the face, right? Man is acting like I pulled the trigger or something. And besides, I thought you were into that type of stuff. But hey, I guess I don’t know you as well as I thought I did. I thought you were cool, but I was wrong. But despite you turning your back on so many people, resorting to siding with the Golden Sun, and using your wish to have that championship handed to you. I still think, somewhere in that soul of yours, lies a little boy that still wants to prove himself to be one of the most technical and sound wrestler of this generation. 


It is with great shame that I must admit, I have failed to capture the OWA Outlaw Championship not once, not twice, but I believe three times, knowing full well the evil that lies within it. Once again, it corrupts another soul and drives them into madness, and I believe it once again falls upon me to take the title and cast it down to the place where it was forged and destroy it. I can’t help it. I still couldn’t shake this feeling of evil still lurking within OWA, but once I take that Outlaw Championship and destroy it, maybe that tingling sensation and rash will go away. 


And Donovan T…… I’m a huge fan of your father’s work. Loved him in DC Cab. Kind of weird you went into this field of work instead of like your father. I definitely feel like you got the look and everything to make it into hollywood and be huge. Like be a huge action star or do the voice of Knuckles for Sonic the Hedgehog, but hey, you do what you want to do. So you use to know Moongoose, right? Like you worked together? Did he use to talk to you about this Nick Angel fella? I swear to god, that was all he would talk about the old days when he was stuck in limbo, he was like “Nick Angel this…. Nick Angel that…. That little bitch this…” So I guess I gotta ask? Was Nick Angel really that bad?


Nevermind, you got something more important on your mind, and I guess that is this Outlaw Championship, but I shit you not, that title is possessed by something truly evil. Like, MYOJIN, he use to be cool, but now, he is a selfish, egotistical, lame ass prick who wears too much make up and hair spray. That championship, it does things to you. Like, I feel like if I took a survey of everyone that has won that title as it is or was the 24/7 championship, each and every single one of those people, except for Aria Jaxon, was driven into madness. So with that said, DT, I implore you to reconsider. We don’t need another Carlos Rosso on our hands. 

Point is, that Outlaw Championship… it’s got to go. OWA has been having too many championships lately, but none as evil as this one. It speaks to me, it tells me “more…. Feed me more souls.” And oddly enough, it sounds like Idris Elba, so I understand the temptation of falling for it, but it’s time for someone truly strong to capture it and put an end to it once and for all, and since Aria is away, I suppose it will have to be me. 

Alyssa Grace and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

MYŌJIN
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 6th 2022, 6:50 pm by MYŌJIN
The last Kingdom had been a fateful night. A night that had changed the perception of the Shining Star, MYOJIN- from just the young rookie with potential to a very real threat. The silence that had followed the moment that the Outlaw Champion had pinned the World Champion had been so satisfying, all of those naysayers finally going quiet as they saw one of their heroes, their idols fall to the so-called sidekick of Arata Asakura. Though the moment had been so cathartic, they hadn't expected the reactions that they would receive from the rest of Golden Dawn once they had returned to their homeland and dojo.

There was a sense of newfound respect that MYOJIN realized they had earned, from Asakura and Daito, from the students. They recalled that when they had rejoined the group, there was a great distrust directed at them. Which had been expected, given the original betrayal, they hadn't been very much liked. MYOJIN had been an outsider to Golden Dawn and while they didn't care much for others’ opinions of them or their actions, they knew that they would need to regain everyone's trust to get what they wanted. Now it seemed that goal had been met as they walked down a secluded path on their own, walking on a bridge over a calm but rushing stream of clear water.

“MYOJIN-sensei,” The voice of a young woman called from behind them. The Shining Star stopped in their tracks, turning their head to the side to see who had called them. It was Miya, a student, the one that they had fight another in a presentation before their match against Emmanuelle's young boy, Sena. Not only that, but she was also one of their favored apprentices since then. “Do you mind if I walk with you?”

Pausing for a few moments, they then simply nodded. “Of course. What is it?”

The two continued walking. Briefly looking over toward her, the Shining Star could tell that they had something on her mind. “Go ahead, say what you have to say. I'm listening.”

“...It's about your match with Goto, there's just something that I'm struggling to understand…” She spoke, though hesitated. MYŌJIN simply shook their head.

“Go on.”

“Well, don't get me wrong, Sensei- I am happy that you won, I believe that everyone is. The other students have been talking about you, about how you were able to accomplish what Asakura-sama couldn't-”

“Be careful about your next words,” They warned sternly. The Outlaw Champion knew that if Arata ever heard something like that, there was no telling how he'd react because of his ego. Miya winced, bowing her head.

“...Sorry…But where I was going is that there isn't any doubt that everyone's impressed. It's just that… Goto showed you respect, yet you fought her like you've fought everyone else, witho-”

“Without mercy?” MYŌJIN finished her sentence, turning to face her as the two stopped. Miya nodded. Shaking their head, the Shining Outlaw simply sighed. “Miya, I know that you are used to sparring with allies; your peers at this point. I know that you are used to competing with people you consider your friends. But outside of training, in real matches, in real battles in that squared circle- No one is your friend. Your competition is not your ally.”

“Miya, do you know why you are one of my favorites?”

She looked up at them, curiously.

“Because you've been one of the very few to get how this works so quickly. One of the few to have really shown the bloodthirstiness needed to thrive. Wrestling is a cutthroat sport, when you eventually debut- You will realize that the systems and people in power will hold you back in favor of their handpicked chosen ones.” They explained.

“So… What you're saying is, I have to win by any means necessary?” She asked, her confusion resolving into understanding. MYŌJIN smiled, noting that she was getting it.

“When you're put at a disadvantage, you create an advantage for yourself. Take, for example, I'm going to be fighting two men soon enough, a  brute named DT and a weakling in Jodan Jonouchi? Instead of trying to take both head on, what would be my best option?” MYŌJIN asked, testing her.

Miya thought to herself, before her eyes brightened. “Pick your chances to attack carefully. Be sneaky. Let the stronger one do most of the work, then strike when you see an opportunity to prey on the weaker one?”

“Exactly, Miya. Real strength is not in pure power,  but in precision. In intellect. The Golden Dawn is not like these other impulsive, mindless fighters. We are tactical masterminds- and you, my apprentice, just might be the prime example of what our future looks like.”

”Now let's go back to the dojo, the sun is setting.”

*********

You all expect me to gloat, don't you?

Oh, I could brag so- so much, justifiably so. I could talk about how I made my promise to humiliate Azumi Goto come true. I could talk about how she lost her focus like a rookie and paid the price for it. I could even go on and on about how the World Champion is beneath me, how everyone that assumed it would be impossible once again had the face that I cannot and will not be stopped.

…But there really is no point in it. After all, why would I repeat what everyone already knows?

After all, the results speak for themselves. Match after match, moment after moment, the people of Kingdom- whether they love me or hate me, have been forced to finally admit that I have become the one to watch. Ever since this year began, I have been on a road to becoming the greatest Outlaw Champion in this company's history. After all, I've done something plenty of the others haven't- beat the World Champion in the main event. I am the workhorse of this brand. I gave rookies like Danny Jaeger and Tanguichi Sena their fifteen seconds of fame and carried them to some of the most memorable matches of 2022. I humiliated Azumi Goto. For 118 days with this title, I have quickly made it the most wanted belt in the eyes of desperate failures that are looking for relevancy.

…Okay, maybe I'll allow myself to gloat just a little.

Though, of course- Because of my success, because of my iron fist around these ten pounds of silver, because of showing up their beloved champion with the easiest trick in the book- a distraction, they want to do their best to punish me. To stop me from going any further. None of them want me to make it to Final Destination as the champion, they couldn't make it any more obvious.

Last year, I would've been angry- fuming at how they continue to try and put me in situations that they think I will lose.

Now? I welcome the challenge.

…At least, if there was an actual challenge in this upcoming triple threat. Though between a choke artist like DT and an absolute embarrassment to professional wrestling, Jodan- I struggle to see it.

You're the Master and Ruler, right, DT?

That's so cute, but it doesn't really explain why you're Raivo's bitch, though, does it?

It's hilarious how many of you read from the same lines and recite the same stereotypical insults toward me, despite them never working. I can't even count how many times I've heard the unoriginal “You're Arata's sidekick” line.

Though it's not surprising that you lack any creativity, because you're bland. You're not remarkable despite how hard you try to present yourself as such. You're a bore that no one sees as a real threat, at best, the entire Kingdom roster is indifferent than you while they keep watching Raivo outshine you.

It's really cute you're the one to try and call me second best of the Golden Dawn when you literally are known as nothing more than the Spartan Champion's bodyguard. You think that you're intimidating, that you're a force to be reckoned with- but aren't you the same moron who was beaten by Ali Gory? Stark?

Oh, right. Those are flukes because they don't fit the narrative that you paint for yourself.

DT, you're not capable of breaking anyone's spirit. Most people fall asleep during the few matches you've had where you choked. Though I know exactly why you want to try to ruin me so badly.

You're jealous.

You see me, someone who has been doing this not even half as long as you- racking up championship gold and successes that you could only dream of. In under a full year in my debut in OWA, I already became halfway through with becoming a Grand Slam Champion by winning this belt for the first time and dragging deadweight to a Tag Team Championship reign- and that has only covered my success here. I'm a prodigy, a wrestling genius, a one-in-a-million talent that Kingdom should be thankful to have wrestling every show.

What the fuck have you done besides twiddling your thumbs and adding more shoepolish to your head? Be Raivo's hype man? Talk about your business, even if you speak about it so vaguely and indirectly that I'm pretty sure that's just a bullshit attempt to give yourself a drop of suaveness and charisma? Lose via a textbook roll-up pin people learn in beginner training from a conspiracy theorist that said you work with Epstein? Win some championships no one cares about in promotions no one here has heard of?

What is your purpose here, DT? You're certainly not a dominant force, so you're no Ruler. Your boss is doing fine by himself. You have… no identity, nothing notable about you, not even any skill that you can impress anyone of? The definition of mediocre.

And you think you'll take my Outlaw Championship? Aren't businessmen supposed to be realists?

Then there's the weeaboo, Jonouchi, the roach that appears in every other blue moon- and just like a roach, he never dies and never goes away fully- And once again, Kingdom is cursed with his presence. I'm honestly surprised you're still under contract here when every time you show your disgusting face, you fail. I never forgot about you pointing a gun in my face- and I still never gave you the beating that you deserve.

I was more forgiving back then, not anymore. I will finally do something that should've been done long ago and wipe you from the face of this company for good. The locker room should thank me for when I force you to retire when I humiliate you.

I will be OWA Outlaw Champion for as long as I FEEL like it, until I'm bored with it. I will never lose to the likes of a glorified henchman who wants to be a James Bond villain so badly and a weeaboo that has a dirty mop for hair, I'd rather die.

I'm going to Final Destination to further cement my legacy as the greatest Outlaw Champion that has ever lived.

As for you two?

Well, I'm sure there are some spots left in the B.O.B. Games. Just ask Oasis nicely and he'll do you a favor.

Michael Bishop, Alyssa Grace and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Stark
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 6th 2022, 6:01 pm by Stark
(The scene opens up to a lavish penthouse suite at the top of the fifty-floor Hilton Hotel in Tokyo, Japan. Sitting by the door open near the balcony overlooking the city is The King of New York, Julius Carmelo Rose. KONY has a glass of something gold in his hand and he takes a slow sip, turning to face the camera as he begins to speak.)

Julius Carmelo Rose: This is it then, huh? The biggest stage of them all, the main roster of the Omega Wrestling Alliance - these ain't the streets of New York anymore man, we're out in the highest of high rises looking down at everyone else in the city, hustling and grinding on their 9-5's, finding ways to survive on the streets, and at the end of it all, what is it for? That's a question I used to ask myself a lot when it was just me and my boys gangbanging on 145th Street. Every person I harmed, every mother I made cry when I put her son in the dirt, every blood-stained dollar I've had to fight for, I always asked myself at the end of the day, when I'd be praying to the Lord to forgive me for the sins I'd committed that day - why am I doing this?

(Julius takes another sip, rubbing his chin in thought.)

Julius Carmelo Rose: To this day, I haven't been able to answer that. It's just one of those things that's beyond us. Those kinds of questions are the reason we pray at night. Anyways, let's talk about what really matters. I apologize for the rambling but it's been a long day of meetings and phone calls for me making sure business is going smoothly back home in the city that never sleeps, while I'm out here in beautiful Tokyo, Japan. I wish I could have the time to go out and enjoy the city while I'm here but between the business I must take care of back at home and the amount of time I need to spend to keep myself in prime shape to continue performing at a high level in the OWT, let alone now that I've got a chance to "showcase" myself on Olympus. 

I know how it is out here, on these streets. People bleed, people suffer, people die. Olympus ain't a walk in the park. When two white boys fight on the streets of New York, we laugh. When two white boys fight here on Olympus, we call that Genocide. This shit is crazy. Dudes like Jacob Senn that have made careers out of being the best of the best can go to war with zombie-crackheads off the street, word to Darkane. I'm not no pushover or slouch neither. You think I haven't shed some blood myself? You think there ain't any bodies I've had to personally dig the graves for? When I think about Olympus, I don't get scared, I get excited.

It's been a long time since I was a lowly gangbanger on the streets. These days, I'm more about business meetings and luxury penthouses, as you can see. That being said, there's a beast inside every man... Mine ain't seen the light of day in years. Maybe Olympus is where I get to play again, where I get to go all out - no worries about mercy or restraint. If it takes a killer to survive on this brand, then I won't just survive, I'll be thriving, and I'll turn these streets into an empire too.

(Julius finishes the drink and puts the glass back on the table. He pulls out a cigar and lights it, taking a big inhale.)

Julius Carmelo Rose: They're telling me his name is James Diamond. Now James, I'm new to this industry and the wrestling world in general, so forgive me if this sounds ignorant but... Who are you? When I was told I was selected to get a chance to show myself on a stage as big as Olympus, I got excited. I was wondering who they were gonna throw me into the ring with, would it be an industry veteran like Jacob Senn or were we maybe thinking about one of my fellow rising stars like Prescott or Drago. Don't get me wrong, this isn't disrespect necessarily, I just gotta know... who are you? Who is James Diamond? Why the hell should I care about you? Way I see it is you're just some old-head trying to get his name back into the limelight. You as old as Jacob Senn but you ain't half as accomplished. I didn't want my showcase to be beating on some helpless old man. Congrats bro, you beat Landerson. That's a former EAW World Champion of course, but I'm gonna need to see something better... If I had a nickel in this industry for every old white man who thinks they're the best technical wrestler in the world then I'd be richer than I already am. That ain't selling it to me. 

Now I know you'll say the same thing. Why should you care about me? Well I just gave you every damn reason to. I'm not trying to be a better technical wrestler than you James. I'm not here chasing some old glory that I never got to achieve. I'm a killer, and I'm ready to mow down my way to the future. I've made an empire out of pennies before. I'll do the same here. If you're all they're giving me to work with in my biggest opportunity to date, then I'll make you look like a million bucks, because I'm not trying to walk in here and get some easy win. Imma make you fight tooth and nail, I'm going to make you bleed, I'm going to bring you something that you won't see in a wrestling school or any sort of award winning wrestling. I'm going to show you what it takes to survive against a man like me, James... When I'm in the ring, it ain't just in the ring anymore, it's MY streets, I run them, and there ain't no mercy for anyone who wants to challenge me on my own turf. 

I'll see you on Saturday.

Alyssa Grace has spoken. It’s such good shit!

OWA Promos - Page 7 405-69
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 5th 2022, 11:48 pm by "Killer Bee"
OWA Promos - Page 7 PjxN2






I’m standing here holding the belt in my hands, this hunk of leather and metal and precious jewels…and I still don’t believe it’s happened. It still feels like a dream. But here I am, April Song, the oldest person on the Odyssey roster…yet still the OWA Women’s World Champion. Despite all the stumbles and near-misses, I was finally able to put it all together. Four years to the day after I experienced one of my most painful humiliations in the wrestling world, I experienced one of the most beautiful moments of my life. 


But right now, I don’t have time to dwell on the weight of that moment as far as it pertains to my career, because I have to focus on what’s in front of me: a tag team match featuring so many moving parts and stories that I may need an abacus, calculator and Rosetta Stone to properly figure out and digest. Most of you all out there already know about Sweet Melody, myself and Hana Nakajima, former Campeonatos De Parejas of WrestleWorld, both of us reigning world champions at the same time….just as I dreamed that would happen. I already knew that Hana, by hook or by crook, was going to be a World Champion in her own right at some point. She was too good of a wrestler and too determined. 


Her Determination is what has me a little worried. I know Hana better than anyone involved in this match. I know how much it was hurting her to have to wait a bit to be Champion. I know how much winning the Clash meant to her. But,...Havoc. That powerful demon, that ever-corrupting force. I watched what happened to her arm. I’m a submission expert myself so once I saw what Alyssa did to her I knew there was no way that she would be able to compete at Final Destination…


Then I saw what I saw last week….


Hana, you worry me. And, there’s a whole lot we have to go through, but if it’s you and me at the end of Final Destination IV, standing across from each other to fight for that Undisputed Championship, we’ll settle that issue in the only way I think you can understand. But for right now, I have enough trust in you that enough of the Hana that I know and love like a little sister is there for me to cooperate with. You see, we have an advantage against our opponents. I’m not talking about our sisterly bond, an intangible. You and I are as formidable a tag team that’s ever existed in WrestleWorld and if you were to measure up all the possible teams that could be assembled in OWA’s Odyssey…there’s none that could match our timing, our pace, our understanding of how we’re supposed to work as a team. You and me, we’re Manchester City…except we’ve won the big one, you know? 


The opponents that were assembled for us to fight are pretty good though, I have to say! Alyssa did something that I didn’t think was possible when she won that briefcase. Rebecca Filth’s Openweight Championship run speaks for itself. I was there. I see something in the eyes of all three of you, and for this has to include Hana as well: pain. Everything that the three of you do seems to be rooted in pain. 


Alyssa, you had a championship ripped from you in the most cruel fashion possible. Speaking from experience, someone who took out a World Champion and then had that same title ripped rudely from my grasp, perhaps karma came calling for you. I’m not saying that you were wrong to cash in the way you did, but the rage you have inside of you is worrisome. You’re ripping people’s arms apart. You’re needlessly ending careers and putting your own career at risk with angry actions that are unnecessary. If it sounds like I’m lecturing you a little, I am. You’re one of the best in the world and I just wish you carried yourself in that fashion the past few weeks instead of behaving like an animal. I have no joy in my heart saying that either, because no matter how heated things have gotten between us in the past I’ve always respected you. But, this isn’t about respect. It’s about winning a very big match and setting the table for one of the most important weeks of wrestling that Odyssey will ever witness. 


I’m not forgetting about you, Rebecca. Everything is going to plan, huh? Cloud kicking you in the chops and signing that contract is just fine with you? Well…frankly it’s not with me. I was a little too confused to process everything that happened but I can honestly say that I’m NOT as welcoming as you with Matsuda’s inclusion. But it’s whatever in the end. What I’m curious about is what exactly your problem is with me, Rebecca. Sure, I did sneak attack you when I came back, but that was just a business thing. There was intent to send a message, but there was no real malice behind it. 


Same thing when I wrestled you for the Openweight title. You survived by the skin of your teeth, almost literally since you decided to pretend you were filming for one of your posts by kissing me mid-match. I wanted to win. I wanted to beat you, in the worst way. But there was no malice behind it. 


Even in this match, my plan originally was to go into it with no real malice in mind. And guess what? I sat back and thought about everything. I thought about how you went out of your way to make sure that Stephanie didn’t leave the 75th Odyssey as OWA Women’s World Champion. Could I have countered her? Would she have put me away with a Blasian Suplex so hard my ancestors would have felt it? We’ll never know because a dumb bitch got on the apron and got involved. 


It feels great getting my long-awaited revenge against Stephanie. Considering how she hit me with a trophy while I was on the verge of tapping out someone when she won a certain organization’s Women’s World title in the Rose Bowl, I have very little sympathy for her feelings on the matter. Did she deserve to go out without someone sticking their nose where it belonged? Yes. 


But of all the people who have been yanked around here, you know who was screwed over the most? Me. You see, you thought that you handpicked your gift-wrapped opponent for Final Destination when you did what you did. But what you’ve done is play a dangerous game of Russian Roulette. I know you think you can beat Stephanie, and you’ve beaten me….but you know in your heart of hearts just how desperate, just how dire your situation was the last time we fought…and you already know that mistakes that I’ve made once don’t happen a second time. 


I’m not thanking you for the championship, but what I’m going to thank you for is contributing in your own way to the grandest stage that I’ve ever competed on. I’ve been just about everywhere one can be as a wrestler. I’ve wrestled in Japan, Mexico, Europe, Africa, everywhere that I’ve wanted to. But thanks to you, I have a chance to main event a show in Tokyo. I have a chance to show you and Stephanie that me being a Champion is not some fluke, it's something that’s well-earned. I spent years toiling for this opportunity to be champion, and damn it I’m going to make the most of it! 


But that’s at Final Destination. One of my biggest strengths as a professional wrestler is my ability to compartmentalize and focus on the task at hand. This tag team match, while it’s nothing but for pride and a little momentum, is my focus. I don’t come into it like others involved, with convoluted strategies or messages to send. My intention is to go to the ring with my favorite and arguably the best tag team partner I’ve ever had and tear down the house in Osaka Jo Fucking Hall. 


I’m not going to worry about Final Destination or setting a tone or any of the other buzzwords like Momentum or sending a message or any of that. I’ve been at enough big venues or enough big matches to know that none of that matters when you actually get there. But what I want to demonstrate once I get in the ring with the three of you, yeah, including you Hana, is the one trait, the one intangible that you don’t have that I have: 


I'M PLAYING WITH HOUSE MONEY, BABY! 


Seriously. I wasn’t supposed to even be in OWA at this point in time. I was so far down the list of contenders you could have probably put Devi Krysis ahead of me, all respect to her. But here I am, the Women’s Wrestling Champion of the World. I don’t have anything to prove to any of you, not even a fellow World Champion. My legacy is as secure as I bother giving a crap about honestly. But what about you three? You’re all so hyper-focused, hyper-ambitious, and so filled with anger and rage that you can’t truly savor the moment. I’ve been where all of you have been, I’m not saying that to look down on you, I’m just letting you know where I’m coming from.


Being overlooked hurts.


Being rejected as different hurts.


Having people take things from you that you believe are yours hurts a damn lot. 


But I don’t think that any of you are taking the time to truly savor where you’re going and what you’re about to be involved in. When the curtain falls at Final Destination IV, one of us, very likely one of us with all respect to Cloudy, is going to be the Undisputed Champion of this world. I think about that and it’s still a lot to process because I was more than content a few weeks ago to just go home and run a wrestling school.


But now I’m on the cusp of wrestling for everything. And, just as a little added incentive, I just feel the need to represent the history of this Championship in the best possible way until it’s unified with the Omega Heavyweight Championship that Hana holds. I know the names that accompany this belt. Natalie Cage, Hall of Famer. Dulce Torres and Diantha Rosso, their Hall of Fame Spots are waiting for them. Shit, even the dickhead general manager we have now and Jonetta Stone.


Their names, essence and energy is in this belt now..and whether its in a tag team match, a championship match, or any other kind of match, I’m going to represent all of them to the best of my fucking ability as long as I’m holding it. My heart is filled with joy and excitement as I get ready for Final Destination and the satisfaction that I’ve finally put some old ghosts to rest for good. 


HOWEVER…….


I know that someone is going to try me. I’m guessing it won’t be Hana unless Havoc intervenes. But even if it is her, and especially if it’s you Alyssa or you Filthy baby: If you come at me sideways and try to hurt me, try to get yourself a competitive edge? Then I’m going to break something. And I don’t think either of you have handy demons in your back pocket to give you mystical healing powers. 


This is the most relaxed, happy and excited I’ve been for wrestling in a long time, but don’t any of you get it twisted. The Killer Bee will sting the shit out of you if you don’t come correctly.

And SWEETS, I hope you’re watching. Because this match is going to end like your last match will end: with my hand raised in victory.

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Alyssa Grace, DT The Ruler and Krysis have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Matsuda
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 5th 2022, 11:43 pm by Matsuda
Odyssey Promo #1

“Last Odyssey”



A week after The Clash...


“I warned you, Stephanie.”


“I know Rina. We’ve been through this conversation already. Just tell me…what’s the damage?”


“You put a lot of strain on your body, specifically that heart of yours. I saw that fight in Brazil. If you didn’t beat Diantha, that may have been your final match. Perhaps even your last night alive.”


“...”


“You know I’m right, Stephanie. Normally I’m reserved in these situations because after a patient ignores your advice for so long you can only stand aside and let them endure the consequences. But, this is different, You and Monica are my friends. Do you want to make your wife a widow? Isn’t bad enough that she already lost-”


“Alright, I get it. It’s just…I need to make it to Japan. I have to make it to Final Destination.”


“Why!? Why is that event so special to you!? I get you’re the champ and all, but you’re not invincible! You put your body through so much hell and with your heart the way it is-”


“The Matsuda Curse.”


“You’re going to lose more than your title if you keep this up.”


“Rina?”


“Yeah?”


“Have you ever wanted something so bad that it keeps you up at night? That it haunts your entire being, something that you know you must accomplish, and until you do there’s nothing that can calm your soul?”


“Hmm. You want to know his name?”


“It’s like that, except that you replace your high school crush with standing in the middle of Japan National Stadium with the most prestigious women’s championship held high. Imagine that’s the final image the world sees before their screens go blank for the night. That’s…what I want, Rina. And until then, I’ll never know peace. I need this, sweets. I need to make it to Japan. Rumor has it that I might have to defend my belt for the third time.”


“Steph-”


“Yes, I know. I’m pretty much signing my death warrant. But I have to do this. If that match - or the one at FD is my swan song, then let it be known that I have no regrets about going on one last odyssey.


“What about-”


“Monica knows. She…is kind of hating me right now, but promised to stand by my side. I…I have to go forward. I’ll never forgive myself if I back out now.”


“I’ll never understand the mindset of sports athletes.”


“It’s not hard. There are just some victories we’re willing to risk everything for.”


“Why?”


“Because that’s how we know we’re alive.”

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Everyone wants answers. From Becky and April, right up to the bosses like Llorona and Scotty O himself. I won’t keep the world in suspense for long because I’ll have a speech worked out by this weekend. But as the hour of my final Odyssey match draws near, the question shouldn’t be why I did what I did…but how? How did I get away with screwing over a Clash winner and inserting myself into one of the biggest matches in women’s wrestling? Now you saw me Yahtzee the shit out of Ms. Filth and stake my claim into the Women’s World Championship match to reclaim a belt that would’ve remained with yours truly had not Little Miss Clash tried to take the easy way out. Yes, you heard right. I wouldn’t put it past Rebecca to choose April over me because she’s more confident about her chances with the Killer Bee, but now she has to deal with both of our asses. And just like Claudia Michaels, she’s going to learn the hard way why it’s not wise to get in between me and my greatest rival. 


Heh, don’t get jealous, Jaxon stans. I still have fond memories of my time fighting with and against ‘Ria. But, back to the point at hand. I got away with the crime of the century because of Bob Taylor - and later - Scott Oasis’ obsession with legal binding contracts. Whoever signs their name on the dotted line for a title match is in it, no matter what. Hell, Filth didn’t need to sign a goddamn thing, neither does the champ herself. If anything, Llorona shot herself in the foot with that segment and I took advantage of her folly. That’s what separates the veterans from the rookies, ladies and gentlepeople. Throughout my time on the pink brand I tried to reiterate the importance of knowing how this business works both inside and outside the ring. I warn both friend and foe to not sleep, because it’s the cousin of death. At any moment someone could get the drop on you and take what you’ve spent years busting your ass for. Hell, that’s how I lost the Women’s World Championship. At the blinding speed of a flashbang, I broke my promise to myself and the OWA faithful at large. But, I gave myself an extra life to get things right, a last chance to redemption. And speaking of flashbangs, I get to prepare for my final fight with none other than the Brilliant Brawler herself, Revy.


The McQueens and I have a…weird history, which runs deeper than you’d think. When I was training at the JET Dojo, I befriended Kevin Maverick who at the time was signed with RAW and was roommates with Moongoose. I didn’t know who that was at the time, but when Kev and I went back to his place, there was this weird Japanese girl staying with him. Apparently ‘Goose had some “business” to attend to and left his younger sister to run whatever business they were doing from the apartment. Kev told me the less questions I asked, the more likely I’d survive the summer. Whatever the hell that meant, I guess. As time went on, the weird girl - Revy - opened up to us, and started concocting an array of plans that involved us earning the ire of some dangerous people. I don’t regret those days, as it was a highlight of my young adulthood, but now I look forward. 


I announced my retirement from professional wrestling. My reasons are my own, but I was being honest when I said that I have nothing left to prove. But despite my honesty, there’s one last thing I want to accomplish, something that can never be replicated. More on that when the time is right, but this upcoming match with Revy will prepare me for my last dance. When I was asked who I wanted my final TV opponent to be, there wasn’t anyone else I could think of. Revy is one of the last remnants of the “Empire Generation”, an elite breed of women wrestlers who are slowly dying off year by year. Last year it was Aria, and now it’s my turn to step aside for the future. But not until I walk out of Japan as the undisputed GOAT of women’s wrestling and not until Revy shows me the fruits of her labor.


Rebecca McQueen is a woman who always has something up her sleeve. Her unpredictability has always kept us on our toes over the years, so she’s exactly the one I need to be fighting this weekend. People like Jonetta have underestimated her and have paid the price in one way or another. I paid the price by letting my guard down around Rebecca Filth. But now I know the truth:


Rebecca Filth fears Cloud Matsuda.


As for April? I have something to say, but I’ll save it for our big day. Until then, she can keep that belt warm for me, because she’s going to be the last woman to touch it before it’s given back to me. First, I’m going to dance with her best friend. This isn’t an act of malice - I’ve always liked Revy. Hell, I hate April a lot less these days. Maybe it’s because I recognize the karma in her beating me exactly four years after I stole the EAW Women’s Championship from her fingers. It is what it is, but the ship sails on. These last thirteen years have been quite the dream and before I wake up I’d like to end things on my terms. And if I have to disappoint my former World’s Fines stablemate, then so be it.


When I face Revy this weekend, I’ll be treating it as seriously as the title match itself. I respect her too much to see her as a pushover. She shared that Promethean Chamber with Jonetta, Becky Brookes, Llorona, Banshee, and myself. She has her own title match to prepare for, her own dreams to fulfill. All that’s left is to put on one hell of a show for the audience to enjoy. I’ve sailed the seven seas of this industry. I’ve acquired gold from every corner of the globe. I’ve fought the baddest of the bad and lived to tell about it. I’ve held my own against master martial artists, assassins, cult leaders, and literal demon lords. I’ve beaten self-proclaimed gods and so-called queens. I’ve fought beside hall of famers and living legends. I’ve done it all…except for one last thing. 


(Cloud looks at the camera, her gaze piercing the lens as if she’s staring into her opponent’s very soul.)


Revy? I need you right now. I need you to take me to a place traveled by many, but survived by very few. The place where I ended the careers of Cleopatra and Cailin Dillon. The place where I dethroned Claudia Michaels and ripped the American dream from her claws. The place where I pushed Aria Jaxon to the limit until she had nothing left and passed out alongside myself in the middle of Dodgers Stadium. Help me unleash the side of me that won six world titles, eight midcard titles, three tag titles, and a bucket of awards. Help prepare me to make history just one last time. There’s going to be a pale moonlight this Saturday, sweets…so let’s dance.


Know it. Understand it. Believe it. 

----

“Finished with your promo?”


“Yeah…”


“What’s wrong baby?”


“I…nothing. I’m just getting into that headspace of mine.”


“Gotcha. Want me to give you space until the weekend’s over?”


“Actually…I may need more than that. At least until it’s all over.”


“Anything you need, I’ll do for you. Just as long as you promise me something.”


“Yes?”


“Come back to me with those goddamn belts. Make everything worth it. You went through a lot, baby. I went through a lot- hell this god-forsaken business has tested our patience over and over. Make everything we’ve been through worth it by ending it all on your terms. I’ll be in our new home just down the road, in our new bed…waiting for you. Mi amor…the best to ever do it.”


“...”


“And one more thing.”


“Hmm?”


“Don’t die on me.”

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Alyssa Grace and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Rebecca Filth
filthy grace >> sweet melody
Post May 5th 2022, 10:42 pm by Rebecca Filth
OWA Promos - Page 7 Bex1



“What an absolute clusterfuck we’ve all gotten ourselves into, ladies.

In just a few short weeks, five of us will throw our bodies on the line on the biggest stage of them all. We will fight tooth and nail and only ONE will leave that stage with brand new gold. One woman will become the Undisputed Women’s World Championship.

I think we all know who the final girl will be.

But first, we have a showcase match on Odyssey. The two champions. Versus the two challengers.

You know, this is the first time in my career here in Odyssey that I’ve seen MY name at the top of the card. The first time that I’ve had a main event match on Odyssey. And if you ask me, it’s taken too fucking long.

But alas, here I am. Where I fucking belong. Standing with the upper echelon of this brand. It’s what I deserve after my showing at the Clash. After I was degraded and ignored. After I threw the best and the brightest on this fucking brand over the top rop. Banshee, Jonetta, Liz Karlson. All sent sailing to the floor at my fucking hands.

That’s why I dropped my Openweight Championship. I had spent all of my time and energy shining it up and dragging it out from the fucking hell that is the lower tier of this brand. I brought eyes on it. I made it relevant again. But I got to a point where I was the one bringing shine to the Openweight title. What was it doing for me?! Rebecca Filth doesn’t please without reciprocation. I had far superseded what anyone thought I could with the belt. And truly, it had done all it could for me. I broke records. I defended it four times against seven different women. I pretty much cemented my fucking legacy as the best Openweight Champion in the history of this fucking company.

But my star is rising. Why waste time on the Openweight Championship with World Championship gold in my future? So you’re welcome bottom bitches. I did you all a favour. Now you can play hot potato with my belt, diminish it and pretend it still means something in your pathetic hands. One day soon one of you will be able to say that you are holding the belt that catapulted the OWA Undisputed Women’s World Champion into superstardom.

And you know who else I did a favour? My old friend April Song. How does that Women’s Championship feel? How was that career defining moment that I HANDED to you on a silver platter? Is the doubt creeping in yet? Or have you convinced yourself that this is something you earned. Have you convinced yourself that even without me you could have defeated your longtime rival Stephanie Matsuda? Your delusion is one of my most favourite things about you April. You can talk yourself into any outcome. But it almost never comes to fruition. Unless I make it, like your slutty fairy godmother.

But the clock has struck midnight and your luck is about to turn. Your gold will disintegrate in your hands and your wins will turn into losses. And April Song will go from World Champion to no one, once again. Exactly where you fucking belong.

It doesn’t matter that Cloud has inserted herself into our match like I knew she would. Your fate remains the same.

You all want to know the real reason Cloud tried to steal my moment at Final Destination? A moment she knew she would never be able to take. It’s because she found out that she’s not doing it for Monica anymore. She discovered her dirty, filthy secret. That Monica’s been rubbing it out to exclusive Rebecca Filth OnlyFans content. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to invite her to my celebration after Final Destination.

But I digress. Cloud wasn’t even important enough to make it into a fucking showcase match for the main event of Final Destination. That’s how inconsequential she is.

She’s about as inconsequential as the outcome of this match this week. Let me be real with you. I have nothing left to prove. You think I’m sad that Cloud left me lying on my back inside that ring on Odyssey? I couldn’t give a flying fuck. That’s just a regular Tuesday for me baby. You think I NEED this win to show that I am a force going into Final Destination? Puhlease. My rookie year in OWA speaks for its fucking self. This match? It won’t define me. It won’t mean fuck all.

I don’t need leverage heading into Final Destination. I am where I belong and EVERYONE sees it now. But that doesn't mean I’m heading into this match with a defeatist attitude. Oh no. I am heading into this match with violence on my mind. I am heading into this match with one goal and one goal only. To hurt April Song. And if I maim Hana Nakajima in the process? That’s a bonus.

I know you two have some special bond. Some history as a team that is supposed to scare me. But it doesn’t. The Hana you used to team with is long gone, April. She’s been replaced by a shell. And on top of that, me and Alyssa have something neither of you have. And that’s hate in our fucking hearts. I know that facing Alyssa at Final Destination is a serious potential for me. And a few months ago I would have called her a pussy. I would have scoffed at teaming with the patron saint of Odyssey. But it appears Alyssa is coming over to the dark side. And lately, my fellow felon has finally got some fucking grit. Some edge.

I think I’m proud. I’m going to claim it’s the Filth infiltrating Odyssey. It’s the takeover I’ve been talking about. It’s inside of all of you. And Alyssa has embraced it. And like me, I know she is pissed off and ready to fucking fight.

Together? I think Filthy Grace is going to humiliate Sweet Melody. We are two angry as fuck cunts who are staring across the ring at women who we want to rip to fucking shreds. You have what we want. I don’t want to win. I want to prove a point. I want to prove it by putting my fist through your fucking face yet again. I want to prove it by standing over your fucking body heading into Final Destination. An exclamation point on the course I’ve taken to get here. And unlike you two, we’re willing to do anything to get it.

History between the two of you means nothing. Because you are both nothing more than transitional champions. April was handed her belt because of me. And she’s going to lose it because of me. And Hana? You might be even more pathetic than April. At least she didn’t ask for my help. She didn’t break down and succumb to the Filth. She had no choice in the matter. But after you failed to beat ME at the Clash of the Titans, you had lost all hope in yourself. You let a fucking man take over.

Disgusting. You’ve proven time and time again that without Havoc, you are nothing. You tried to have it all. You tried to do it yourself. But Alyssa outshined you every step of the way. And when your final grasp at relevance disappeared at the hands of The Banshee, who I eliminated, you finally realized what we all knew all along. That Hana Nakajima is an overhyped, underwhelming bitch. You couldn’t get it done at the Clash. You couldn’t get it done without Havoc. And I for one don’t see you as some dominant champion. I certainly don’t see you leaving Final Destination with anything but shame and empty hands.

What you did only proves that you are weak. You are talentless. How long will Havoc be able to drag your useless corpse along through wins? I mean really, all he did was beat an already beaten down Alyssa Grace and beat the woman who hasn’t won a match since 1969, Devi Krysis. Honestly, the fact that you needed Havoc to beat DEVI?! Pack it up bitch. Your time here is done. If you couldn’t beat Devi on your worst day, you don’t deserve to stand inside a fucking ring with me. And you certainly don’t deserve to hold that gold and proclaim yourself the best.

But don’t worry. Final Destination is a time for new beginnings. It’s time for the cherry on top of my near-perfect rookie year. It’s the time when you and April are both faced with the harsh reality that you don’t belong. That you aren’t trendsetters or record breakers. Simply names on a list of women no one will remember. Simply the women who were there when Rebecca Filth made history.

See, I may not give a fuck about this match this week. I don’t need to win it. One match won’t define me heading into Final Destination. But I know that you do. I know that you two care so fucking much about the outcome of this week. You are the champions with little to no defenses under your belts heading into the biggest matches of your life. You NEED the momentum. You NEED to prove that you belong in the same match as people like me and Alyssa. You may present a proud front. But inside I know you’re both crumbling. Doubt is filling your little heads and you know that without this win, people will start to whisper. They’ll start to question if anyone wants April Song’s crusty old ass or Hana the puppet to be the ones to make history and be the first ever Undisputed Women’s Champion. They’ll start to question if you even have it in you.

And that right there is motivation enough for this slut. That right there is exactly why Alyssa and I will be on the same page for one night only. Filthy Grace will be a united front and we will take away your moment. We will expose you to world as the losers I fucking know you to be.

You need this win to be seen as credible challenges. And that’s exactly why I can’t let you have it. That’s exactly why I’m going to stand in that ring and make sure I stop any momentum you seem to think you have.

I want to watch the realization wash over you exactly two weeks before Final Destination. I want to see the fear and the defeat in your eyes when you realize that Rebecca Filth is the future. That the whore you’ve all overlooked and underestimated is going to be the one who usurps you. I want to get inside your fucking heads and make you truly understand what your future holds. To understand that a woman with little to no training and no care in the world is about to make fucking history. I’m about to take everything you’ve ever wanted and hold it in my hands.

And there is nothing any of you can do about it.

This week is just the preview. The appetizer. For me it will be sweet and decadent. But for you? It’ll be like chewing on broken glass.

It’s gonna hurt. But it’ll be nothing compared to Final Destination weekend.

Get used to it bitches. You live in my world now.”

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Alyssa Grace, Noah Reigner and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Diantha Rosso
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 5th 2022, 10:32 pm by Diantha Rosso
OWA Promos - Page 7 Pile-of-domestic-garbage-landfill-waste




Garbage. 


Pollution. 


Waste. 



When I look at the landscape that I worked so hard to build in OWA, on Odyssey, and see what it has devolved to, my stomach gets upset. I vomit. I wish that I was either blind or in a coma than to have to share the locker room with the people that I do now. Look at the people involved in the title pictures right now and you’ll understand why. Nothing but garbage. A drunk for a WORLD CHAMPION. A crack addict as a champion. A whore who I’m embarrassed to say accomplished something that I did by winning the Clash of the Titans. Nameless, soulless, worthless degenerates from Stephanie Matsuda to Revy all vying for gold while I have to endanger my life.


The only good thing out of all of this that I’ve seen the last few weeks is that Natalie Cage is going into the Hall of Fame and will sit on the sidelines getting fat instead of masquerading as a wrestler. That may be the only good news Odyssey has gotten in a long time. The match that I’m involved in at Final Destination seems like it’s very much in the background doesn’t it. Everyone will be so focused on who survives that five-woman war to become the Undisputed World Champion that they will forget that some time before that, the Ascension to the Heavens Briefcase will be decided. I’ll have won it, and whoever the alleged “Undisputed Champion” is will be living on borrowed time. I understand that it’s a significantly dangerous match, one that I’ve not won. But with the men that are being summoned from Kingdom to stand in my way, I can’t help but feel nothing but confidence as I move forward. The women that are part of this match I’ll be facing soon enough.


They will realize that rising beyond their station is not in their best interests. 


They will learn that life in the habitat of an angry lioness is the absolute worst place in the world to live your life. 


Who are these insects, these ants that I’m about to face anyway? One of them is the daughter of Arata Asakura, isn’t she? A pretty young woman. Someone who is a little more accustomed to using her wiles than using anything that’s resembling talent. And that’s not to say that she’s not a capable wrestler at all but it seems like she’s still growing more accustomed to doing this than paying the bills another way. Who are you exactly, Rin? Why are you here other than to get a taste of life in a world you could never understand? What do you care about bringing glory to your family’s name so much for, huh? Look at my life. I am a former World Champion, a former World Tag Champion, winner of the first Promethean Chamber and winner of two Clash of the Titans matches. I’ve won awards dedicated to the legendary Brody Sparks, may she rest in heaven. Do you think that my family gives one fucking damn about any of that? 


No. 


My brother…he still calls every once in a while. He checks up on me, tries to steer me down another path in life that doesn’t involve cripping weak human beings. But that’s the extent of my contact. No one else talks to me. None of them acknowledge what I’ve contributed to the Rosso name. It’s ignored. My brother, the cocaine addict, the whoremonger, the man who couldn’t win a World Championship if he tripped over his massive feet and fell on a champion for a three-count…THAT is who is in OWA’s Hall of Fame. 


THAT is who people lionize and look upon as a role model, even as I toiled in pain in places like the slums of Osaka. Is this the kind of life that you want? To be a footnote in history while someone else in your family is propped up like some sort of god? Wait, that’s exactly what you want. You came back all this way to help Daddy Asakura with his scheming, which seems to have for the most part failed you both. He couldn’t rule the world, and you’ve made the sad mistake of qualifying for a match that you have absolutely no chance of winning. Because I exist. Because I’m going out of my way to make OWA suffer as long as I continue to wrestle. And if you get in my way? You try to prove yourself on this world to prove yourself as a future World Champion?


I’m going to hurt you. 


Understand that sentence thoroughly. I am going to hurt you. I’m not going to play with you. I’m not going to play around. I’m going to hurt you in ways that you’re not even going to comprehend. You’re going to wish you never crossed my path. Maybe it will be for your own good though. You’ll go back to that crapsack future and enjoy whatever time you have left drawing breath living as a second class citizen. That would be so much better for you than what I have planned if you stick around. 


Liz. You remember talking to me before, yes? You seemed to have all of these amazing plans for the future. You were telling me that you were the next big thing, that you were going to be a World Champion someday the last time we crossed paths with each other. You were telling me, ME of all people, that my time was finished and that you were ascending to the top.


The top of what?


Where is the World Championship that you’re supposed to have on your resume? Where are the throngs of adoring fans that get behind you and follow your every move with baited breath like you were Christ Himself? Where is the new generation of Odyssey that you were supposed to usher in? 


That’s what I thought. 


You’re a bigger waste of time to me than Rin. At least she’s interesting, fresh, different. There is absolutely nothing special about you in my eyes. All you are is another bimbo that wears too much makeup that sucked at the teat, or in your case probably another body part, of Scott Oasis, a degenerate owner that allows terrorist attacks and declared the only competent general manager he ever fucking had probably in Aria Jaxon incompetent. 


You were handed an opportunity of a lifetime. And you failed. And failed miserably. I understand I lost to Matsuda as well, but at least I had the common decency to earn my title match by beating another former World Champion and the most imposing creature in OWA history at the same time. You got it handed to you on a whim. And you failed. 


And now, here you are, standing in my way again. Maybe a little more humble than you were in the past, but still a nuisance, still unworthy, still bound to inevitably fail. What I don’t think that you and Rin understand about the match that we qualified to compete in and the ambitions that you have is that out of the three of us, I’m the only one who has done the things that others are simply saying they can do or will do. I’ve done them. And I can save you the trouble of trying to do these things because life on the top is worth it. Rin, why are you so hung up on family honor anyway? Let’s say that you win, you do all these wonderful things that you’re wanting to do for your family? What happens when you go back to where you come from and you realize that no one gives a shit about anything you’ve accomplished? Are you willing to accept that all the hard work that you’ve put in will just be a forgotten afterthought in the pages of your family’s history or wrestling history? Will it really bring you happiness? 


And you, Liz? Do you think drinking with April and Revy is going to be so fun when you realize they’re just backstabbing, bitter, small women? I can tell you what’s going to happen because I’ve already walked the path. Eventually, at least I think eventually, you’ll achieve your aim. It won’t be while I’m around but I think you’ll last long enough to wait out the dark days that the Lioness has planned for the Omega Wrestling Alliance. 


You climb to the top, you struggle, and you finally get there…and then people start hating you. People that you thought were your friends become jealous. The support that you think you had goes away. The fans that were once behind you cheer on a weekly basis for you to fall at the feet of the next pretty young thing that comes along. It’s a vicious, cruel, disgusting cycle that OWA perpetuates with their petty behavior. And this is what you want? This is what you think you’re ready to take on? 


No. 


You were once Openweight Champion. A fine accomplishment and one that does garner a bit of respect. But you’ve never put your potential together to reach out for Utopia and claim the ultimate prize. You’ve never had to breathe the coldest, thinnest air at the top of the mountain. 


I have. And I will breathe it again at your expense if necessary. You and Rin are not worth concerning myself over. This three way dance we have going is just to give you both a taste of the future: Me standing over you, screaming in victory as I claim a golden ticket that makes me instantly the most powerful person on the OWA roster. With a snap of my finger and three slaps on the mat, I will have the power to punish the organization that promised me the world and gave me nothing in return. 


But, that’s for another day. For the present, my focus will be standing in the ring across from the two of you. I’ve stared down the Void, the Demolition Corps, and Aria Jaxon’s handpicked all star team without fear, so even if the two of you were willing to work together it wouldn’t do you much good. I think considering the fact the two of you have had a recent little battle you may be itching to go at it again. Or maybe Liz wants payback for the Bloody Moon she ate? Or maybe Rin will find some convoluted way to say I insulted her family’s honor…maybe I breathed at the wrong time or something. It’s all irrelevant. What’s relevant is that the two of you are just toys to me. Amusing appetizers that I can play with and giggle about how small yet tasty they are until Final Destination. 


There, I’ll gobble up my main course and take the prize that will bring justice to this biased, spiteful company’s front door. And then, once I’m finished, EVERY World Champion in OWA will live in fear of the Lioness. They’ll experience some of the anxiety and fear of every champion, the fear of someone coming for them when they’re the most vulnerable. And then one of them will feel the betrayal that I was given after I won the title for the world championship for the first time. When I was promised that certain people wouldn’t be there, that they would be banned from the arena. That, bloodied, battered and bruised….I was taken advantage of. Beaten. Humiliated. 


Someone will feel that humiliation as well. And then…I will either destroy this company brick by brick, or rebuild what was once a beautiful, glorious Odyssey. I have not decided just yet. But what I have decided, Rin and Liz, is that my future plans for Odyssey’s landscape don’t include you? 


Want to know what that means, ladies? 


It means you’re about to be disposed of like the rest of the smelly, rotting garbage around this cursed place. 


I AM STILL ODYSSEY.

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Alyssa Grace and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

marielacorriveau
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 5th 2022, 10:32 pm by marielacorriveau
Marie is sitting outside in a long black dress, her red hair scraped back into a braid, chatting with a woman in slow, halting French. They laugh, and trade small bags, Marie waving to her deck of tarot cards beside her and shaking her head. The woman laughs again and Marie presses a kiss to her fingers before holding it out to wave, and the woman leaves, Marie watching after her for a moment before looking over at the camera.

Câlice. So much to say and yet so little was said. I say it says more about you to insult the women around you, and what do you come back with? I'm taking the high moral ground. I'm bragging. Good and evil. More petty bullshit. My favourite was the faux French accent. Cherie, for someone who claims Toronto as a favourite city, you don't seem to know very much about the country it's in. Let me explain for you, very slowly - the people of Quebec, some of whom you've probably met, are not all pulling an elaborate prank on you. French is my first language. I'm bilingual. You can start in Ontario, drive an hour in the wrong direction, and when you get out for help, the people at the gas station answer you in goddamn French. I could go on and on about the fille du roy and Acadie and the politics and the legacy of survival it all left but I have a suspicion I would be wasting my breath, so let's skip that."

Marie starts shuffling her cards, looking down the street at her retreating conversation partner. She lets out a sigh, though it’s hard to tell if it’s because of the woman, or because she can’t believe she’s got to explain this. 

"Yuna, I didn't say any of that to brag, or to be a hero. I've made it very clear I don't care to be one. I wanted you to look in the mirror for once. See what I see. But you are very right. Everyone here saw my match two weeks ago, when I lost my very first match here in OWA. It could have gone either way, but in the end, Felix did win. And I appreciate your humbling of me very much. Sacramouille, what kind of loser comes in to OWA and loses their debut? Ah... wait." 

She taps her fingers on her cards, grimacing painfully.

"That's right. You did too. Have you won, since arriving here? I don't mean to be cruel, I'm just wondering. I also wonder how long that illustrious house of yours will keep you here if you continue your streak."

She pulls a card, clucking her tongue.

"Ah, pas pire." She holds up the card, a man hanging from a tree by his ankle. "You know, this actually symbolizes a... gaining of wisdom. Hanged Man sounds so ominous, but do you see-" She points to the ankle. "he's not dying, it's a test of endurance. The posture is believed to come from the story of Odin, who did the same thing to receive the wisdom of the runes. He went through a test in order to bring wisdom not just to himself, but to mankind. He is one of the few father gods who is also a god of wisdom, a very interesting insight into..." She trails off, as if realizing she's gone on a tangent, and laughs.

"My point, cherie, or rather their point, the cards, is that sometimes you have to go through a gauntlet to gain wisdom. The only question, really, is who the card is meant for. I think I gained quite a bit from my last match. Did you? Do you ever just... learn? Turn that vicious gaze on yourself and think, maybe, just maybe, you have something to learn?"

She sets the card down and pulls another.

“No. Of course not. It’s always someone else. Someone cheating you, someone being mean to you, some slut, or tramp, or skank, because you can’t face the fact that you might have something to do with the outcome. And you move on, not learning a thing. Maybe this Saturday will finally get it through your head. Or maybe you’ll just call me a whore when I try to shake your hand after I win. We’ll see, hein?” 

She looks at her card, then slips it back into the deck with a secretive smile at the camera. The feed abruptly cuts.

Michael Bishop and Alyssa Grace have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Hana Nakajima
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 5th 2022, 6:41 pm by Hana Nakajima
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Odyssey: Changing Tides

*A video highlight of Hana mystically fixing her hand with the help of Havoc plays on the screen as the recording begins in the household of Hana and Chris. The camera slowly zooms out to reveal Hana Nakajima, watching the event of Odyssey with a twisted smile on her face. She has the Omega Heavyweight Championship draped over her shoulder as she watches the shock and horror on Alyssa’s face seeing the demon take form in Hana.*

Alyssa’s face tells the entire story. I’ve made a career out of bringing people back to reality ever since I got hold of the Omega Heavyweight Championship. Alyssa thinks I’m the same Hana for all those years ago when I just couldn’t get the Goddesses Championship off her shoulder. But in a matter of moments, Alyssa’s nightmare all became real when I beat her, not Devi, to become the Omega Heavyweight Champion. I didn’t want to give her a reason to make excuses for what happened. Alyssa has a habit of losing championships in a second. Ask her, she’ll let you know of her prior experiences elsewhere. She has a habit of being a failure and all I did was expose that to the world at Clash of the Titans. Before anybody ever doubted me for a second that Devi Krysis of all people would be able to do the unthinkable, I squashed those beliefs the moment they arose. I made the people know that Hana Nakajima isn’t about to fall to a pipsqueak like Devi. It’s unfathomable that people even thought that Devi belonged in the ring with me.

Now our path is clear, Alyssa. While Matsuda uses her power and influence to force herself back into the title picture, you don’t have anybody to fall back on. You can’t blame Devi. You can’t blame anybody but yourself when I put you down six feet under at Final Destination. But there’s a small detour along the way. And a pleasant one at that. If there’s one woman who I trust more than anybody else, it’s April. I was over the moon to see her destroy the fake legacy that Stephanie Matsuda wanted to build for herself. April reminded the world why she’s the most fearsome competitor in that ring. I have nothing but love for April. Our bond is eternal no matter how people try to twist it. I see what the company expects of me. They want April and me to turn on each other. They can’t have us both succeed at once! The title unification in the main event of Final Destination is perhaps the BIGGEST match in the company’s history.

And while I love seeing April at the top of the ladder as a champion, I have a title of my own to hold on to. I am not ready to let go. Not now. Not anytime soon. I am sure April feels the same way. But that does not mean that Sweet Melody is in doubt for even a second. Couldn’t be any further away from the truth. In the past, we’ve proven to win championships together. We were the Campeonatos de Parejas in Wrestleworld besting everybody in our path. And now we’ve shown exactly where we belong by being the TOP champions on Odyssey. That’s the strength of our bond. We can become champions with or without each other but together we’re untouchable. There is nobody else who I’d like to face in the main event of Final Destination than April Song. Once I get rid of Alyssa and wipe her existence off the fucking planet, I will put my friendship with April aside for a moment and give her the best. I know that’s what she’d want to do. She’d want the best out of me. She’d want me to succeed. She’d want me to be champion. And I do the same. Whatever happens, happens at the end of the night. We’ll move past the outcome regardless of who walks out as the undisputed top champion of Odyssey.

But this week, we’ve been given an opportunity to show exactly who we are. Sweet Melody RUNS this show and we’ll do it at the expense of our opponents of Final Destination. Alyssa and Rebecca have no connection with each other. Rebecca is a whore who has no business holding the top championship of ANY company. She’ll devalue the belt by taking us back to a time when women were only needed for their bodies. Rebecca is from a bygone era and I despise everything that she stands for. I cannot let her bring shame to Odyssey simply because she’s a fierce competitor. Anybody can fight. Anybody can win. I don’t care that she managed to win the Clash of the Titans. I don’t care that she was unstoppable as a lesser champion. Rebecca is in the wrong business. If she’s so desperate to spread her legs open then she can walk over to the red light district and whore herself out to her heart’s content. We don’t need to see her vulgar attitude unfold on Odyssey. We don’t need to see somebody who can’t respect herself hold a piece of gold that is supposed to command respect.

If they think for a second that I am intimidated, need I remind them that I am not alone? And while April is my best friend, I am talking about someone else. An entity so strong that it could make the Banshee cower away in fear. A demon that dominated Kingdom for a whole year and now empowers me to do what I want. Unlike Chris, I have full control over what Havoc can and cannot do. The demon can try playing games with my mind but I am ready for it all. I see through it like glass and I make him do my bidding. I cannot be hurt. I cannot be stopped. I cannot be put down for a three. So, how in the world would ANYBODY ever beat me for the Omega Heavyweight Championship? Certainly not a red-haired bitch whose whole personality revolves around being an Irish cunt. The only we saw out of Alyssa was almost quenched by a nobody like Devi. And how could she ever judge my means of becoming a champion? Unlike her, I didn’t wait till the end of a war to cash in my title shot. I didn’t cower away from a fight as she did when she took advantage of a battered and bruised Graham Baker.

Alyssa is a fraud. She appears to be this fighting champion but when it came down to a fight, she’d rather run away and take the easy way out. She took the easy way out at Clash when she was alright with Devi Krysis getting a championship opportunity for a belt far beyond her pay grade. And even then, she couldn’t walk away from the night with her reign intact. Alyssa is a failure as a top champion. Maybe she needs to scoot her way back to the Goddesses Championship cause that seems to be where she’s comfortable. When it came to being THE champion of Odyssey, Alyssa dropped the ball. And now April and I have picked it up from where Matsuda and Alyssa could NEVER accomplish.

Sweet Melody is bringing Odyssey to its new age. And this week will be a stark reminder for anybody who has ever doubted us. No matter what they do, we’re never breaking apart. If we could run Odyssey together after Final Destination, then we would. But there’s only one place for a champion. And I am ready to be there. Don’t believe me? Then why don’t you ask the darkness lurking in the shadows? Why don’t close your eyes and wish for this nightmare to end only to realize that you’re living in one!? The demon doesn’t control me. I control him. And with his power by my side, who could ever even dent the impenetrable armor that I have around me? These mortals are delusional if they think they can take me down. A whore and an Irish drunk think they could EVER compare to the might of The Nightmare Queen. HAVOC!


*As Hana mentions the name of the demon, a dark shadow appears around her and engulfs her within it. The demonic paint of Havoc appears over Hana, with a twisted smile plastered along their face. Hana glances over at the Omega Heavyweight Championship and relishes the piece of pride and glory that she possesses before changing her expression. She stares daggers into the camera.*

I have ruled over Kingdom. And now, together as one, Hana will rule over Odyssey. While she does not think that April would ever betray her, I know better than that. I know how humanity has progressed over the years. I know that greed is its most notorious sin. If April even thinks about eying this championship, I will personally gauge her eyes out and devour her soul regardless of how Hana feels about it. I have a vested interest in seeing Hana succeed. Sabertooth won’t let me back in so this is my only way of showing OWA that I am not gone. That they could NEVER get rid of me. They rallied entire ARMIES to take me down and here I stand alongside Hana as the Omega Heavyweight Champion. What could Filth, Matsuda, or Alyssa ever do to even come close to reaching my level? Even if they all worked together, there’s nothing that they can do. My powers are beyond their comprehension.

Hana’s mind is stronger than what you think. I tried taking over as I did with Chris. But she fought back. And for that reason, I knew that Hana would make a fantastic vessel. A vessel now diminished by the weaknesses that plagued Sabertooth. Hana could end up being the most sadistic, twisted, and all-powerful demon in the entire existence of mankind. She has the tenacity needed to reach that level. All I have to do is make sure that this piece of championship glory never leaves her sight. Alyssa made the biggest mistake of her life by trying to get what she lost. If only she had moved on with her life and fought other people, this wouldn’t have happened. But now, I must destroy Alyssa. I must put her in the dirt. I must make her suffer the worst pain known to mankind.

And if that’s not enough, I will kill every person she has ever loved just to see her break down with my own eyes. And that whore? Rebecca will feel the wrath of a demon. They might call her a freak in the sheets but I am a demon in every fucking street she’s ever walked on. I am a monster that she should be afraid of. She should pray that Matsuda or April walk out as champion because, at the end of Final Destination, the rise of Hana Nakajima will be complete.


*Hana snaps out of the control of the demon as the paint fades away. With a satisfied look on her face, she raises the Omega Heavyweight Championship.*

It’s time for Odyssey to meet the undying might of Sweet Melody. We will crush our competition to such a degree that they’d be lucky to make it to Final Destination. Matsuda can consider herself saved. Filth and Alyssa for that matter? They will fall. They will beg for mercy. They will meet their end at the hand of Sweet Melody.

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Christopher Sabertooth, Jeff X and Alyssa Grace have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Alyssa Grace
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 5th 2022, 4:41 pm by Alyssa Grace


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On the road to Final Destination, a killer bee, a demon dick whipped bitch, a hothead and a gutter whore walk into a bar..

I’m not going to waste any time.

I’m tired of this.

I’m tired of Hana Nakajima.

I’m so fucking tired.

For a moment I did genuinely believe that I wouldn’t have to endure the same bullshit I’ve endured plenty of times in the past. How foolish of me to do so because here Hana and I are, readying to dance once more, the only difference this time round being that I stand here no longer blinded by the grandiosity that standing on top of the world brings. Instead, I find myself to be consumed with not only tiredness but a type of anger that I don’t believe I’ve ever felt before. It’s the type I used to firmly think was nothing more than a wasted emotion, a destructive force that you can do nothing useful with. Turns out, I was wrong. Here I am, doing the exact same thing I’ve scolded friends and foes alike for doing - gripping rage, I’m wielding it like a weapon and not once has the thought of apologising for it or for my actions as of late that have arisen out of fits of pique crossed my mind. I’m not particularly proud of my actions since losing the championship but I’m not going to apologise for anything I’ve done because I’m not going to say something that I know I don’t mean. I certainly wasn’t expecting my first in-ring appearance on Odyssey this year to be under these.. unique circumstances but the last thing I’m going to do is complain about the predicament I find myself in. Now that I’ve had time to think about it I can admit that sixty six days ago, I wasn’t ready. I wasn’t ready for Hana Nakajima and for all that I have said and done in attempts to get under the current Omega Heavyweight Champion’s skin, the failure of being able to live up to the hype I and others put on myself that I carry around with me has made it painfully clear that I wasn’t ready. Maybe some see me being back in the title conversation so soon as a consolation prize, something for me to cling to. Perhaps it is. Perhaps it isn’t. It could be worse, I could have nothing at all. 

It may sound unprofessional of me but I’m at a point where no matter how excited I am to rip her to shreds soon, right now I just don’t want to deal with Hana Nakajima. I can’t even muster the energy to address her personally. I don’t like being a negative Nancy but considering Hana has the superhuman ability to suck the fun out of everything she ever comes in contact with, it’s pretty impossible to smile and crack a joke. Hana is nothing more than a grown-up version of the asshole kids in highschool that preyed on the insecurities of others, pouncing whenever they caught even the slightest whiff of fear. And maybe, when it comes to lesser people, fear and insecurity is plastered across their faces at the idea of having to go toe-to-toe with the worst thing to ever happen to this brand, but that’s not the case with me. I have nothing to fear. Hana-Havoc Nakajima isn’t the god walking amongst women that she thinks she is. She’s a mortal. She bleeds and sweats just like the rest of us. She has a pain threshold just like the rest of us. And, like everyone else, she is more than capable of eating losses, I’ve got the tapes to back that one up. Never, ever will you hear her own up to that though because if she does, everything crumbles. Though to be fair, she’s about to crumble anyway, courtesy of a wrecking ball called Alyssa Grace. 

I don’t feel like myself and I have Hana to blame (or potentially thank) for that. Not only do I have better things to do than listen to someone who isn’t even half as good as she believes regurgitate the same piss poor attempts of hailing me as nothing but a hypocritical liar for the hundredth time, I want to wait until I get her one on one. That’s where the real fun begins for her and I for what I hope will be the last time. I’m far too familiar with Hana. I know her job is to exhaust every oratory weapon she has in her arsenal and to some extent I can respect it but I don’t and never will envy her because I know deep down in my bones that this weekend and at Final Destination she’ll be the forgettable loser lamenting regret and Alyssa Grace will be the winner. My promise of victory isn't some inexplicable premonition. I believe with every fibre of my being that a temporarily united full-force duo of myself and Filth can take on and defeat any task put before us. I can’t speak for her of course and perhaps I’ll regret assuming that she shares the same mindset as I do but it’s safe to say that she wants to carry her momentum from The Clash to Odyssey and then to Final Destination. After all the failures, heartache, suffering, and most importantly the doubt, I absolutely refuse to allow the prelude to Final Destination to descend into a celebration for anyone but myself. Right now, the voices of the opposition are ringing through my head at an obnoxious outside volume. But that won’t be for much longer. This weekend the birds will stop chirping because I'm going to silence them.

I don’t like to be angry but Hana has always seemed to find a way to extract that emotion from me and that alone is good enough reason to be content with teaming with one of the most badass women this company has ever seen. On the same page, Rebecca Filth and Alyssa Grace cannot be stopped and I don’t really need to tell the world that, I’m not focusing on my partner for the evening as a person but instead as a wrestler, the buisness she gets up to in her spare time does not concern me in the slightest and truthfully I couldn’t care less about how she presents herself if I tried - all that matters to me is having a partner who knows how to get the fucking job done. What we have here is a great opportunity to focus on one common goal, fuck up the opposition and give a prelude to what’s going to take place on the grandest stage of all and I plan to take full advantage of that. I do not know what’s going to happen once the bell rings to declare Rebecca and I victorious for the possibility of her and I squaring off is high but that’s a bridge I’ll cross when I get to it. 

It’s been quite some time since I’ve had the pleasure of facing April Song so.. hey, how you doing? Congrats on your big win, seriously. You know, April is one of the many people who’s gone through far more than Hana ever has, has endured far more than she ever will in this place - more hardship, more struggle, more bullshit, more heartache, more disappointment. April’s been through the ringer, but not once has she carried on the way that Hana does and I respect that. I really do. And I’m happy to see her finally get her moment, I was really happy to see her take the big moment herself and I’m sure it was the best thing to ever happen to her professionally. So it sucks knowing that although her reign will be sweet.. it will be short. Bit like mine. It’s not personal. It never will be with April. Though we live in a civilised world, our primal instinct, especially in times of desperation, still shows. It's all about survival of the fittest. Kill or be killed. And with each passing day, we get smarter, thinking of new ways to outwit our opposition, and steal what they have left to keep for ourselves. Sweet Melody and Rebecca and I may be able to operate as cohesive units for a little while but at the end of the day, it is still every woman for himself. And because of that, I seriously can't get caught racking my brain, and bashing my forehead onto the concrete wall worrying about the what ifs, worrying about feeling guilty for being the one who takes away April Song’s momentum that came with her feelgood big win.

I have my own tactics I intend on carrying out. I have my own strategy that will hopefully pave the way to the promised land. I simply can't overthink it. I can't overthink anything. I need to be calm. I need to collect myself. The only decision I'm making is taking away the word impossible from my vocabulary, and starting to focus on what CAN happen and what I'm capable of doing. What I have planned for the future, and the pride it would bring as I walk the hallways of the locker room, nodding at the competition and laughing at those who even attempt to give me a hard time, will all be seen as I prove to the world that I have literally endured the kind of pain they all INTEND on putting me through, and I'm willing to suffer more, just to leave this event and the next with my name associated with victory, and anything that comes after would just be a walk in the park compared to that.

I've wired myself differently, I’ve wired, designed, and structured myself  from the deepest roots of my body to struggle through adversity and return with a thunderous roar. It doesn’t matter how physically intimidating Hana may be when she goes Havoc mode, it doesn’t matter how technically skilled April Song is and it doesn’t matter if Rebecca Filth is trustworthy or not - I, like always, will find a way. Being the best at that is my raison d'être, I demand that, I demand excellence from myself and from my peers and I’m not about to settle for anything else because being the second, third or fourth best means jack shit. I refuse to be a host or catalyst for another person’s success. This year has provided a ringing, constant reminder that I don't have to settle or be a member of the supporting cast in someone else's story. Why would I settle? Why would I resign myself to that fate and ride off into the sunset a contented woman? I have bodies to bag, and I can't possibly achieve any of that post-mortem.

Rebecca Filth, Hana Nakajima and April Song have all come a long way. 

But so have I.

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Matsuda, Mav., Rebecca Filth, DT The Ruler and Krysis have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Violet Cunningham
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 5th 2022, 12:35 pm by Violet Cunningham
Interview With A Vampire




The dull smack of flesh on leather echoed through the garage, where Violet Cunningham threw a relentless barrage of strikes against a heavy punching bag. The door was wide open, letting the cool night air vent through the place Cunningham chooses to train. The journalists present shivered, wondering why they were the unlucky ones having to interview The Reaper.


Journalist #1: Ms. Cunningham, following the recent attacks pinned on, uh, creatures of the night, we’d like to know - is it true you’re one of them?


Cunningham stopped her brutal assault, turning to the journalists - tendrils of fog curled towards them, as though cued in response to the question.


Violet: You could say that, yes. Others would argue I’m not truly one of them. I ask, does it matter? Sure, my nocturnal disposition might give me an intimidating edge, but regardless I still possess everything needed to make it far in this industry. If it weren’t for my wilder kin, would you have even thought to ask me that in the first place? Or do you believe me to be just another rampaging maniac with a taste for blood?

Journalist #1: Well I-

Violet: Don’t answer that, you’ll only dig yourself a deeper grave. Instead, why not give your colleague a chance to ask me some relevant questions? Or is he too afraid to speak?


She cast her cold gaze on the other journalist bravely fighting the evening chill, before turning back to the bag and resuming her violent symphony. The second journalist cleared his throat, and when it was clear Violet wouldn’t stop, he started his line of questioning.


Journalist #2: Ms. Cunningham, with your OWA debut only days away, people want to know what’s on your mind, especially when it comes to your opponents.

Violet: Well first off, I won’t bore you with a dull tirade about pressure and its existence. I understand you need to fill this time slot with as much drivel as possible however, so I’ll be sure to give you as much detail as I can be bothered with. As you know, I’ll be in a triple threat against someone who has been in the ring before, and someone who hasn’t. I don’t make a habit of worrying about my opponents, but I do try to work out the biggest threat to myself and my victory. It disappoints me to say, the seasoned competitor just doesn’t interest me in the slightest. This Remi Skyfire hasn’t even bothered to acknowledge this match, or her competitors, and that’s just disrespectful. Insults or not, at least Magnum had the decency to say a few words about Skyfire and I, whereas the experienced one has remained silent. It’s been two weeks, Magnum’s bothered to open her trap twice now, that’s two times more than Skyfire. You know what that tells me?


The journalists shifted uncomfortably, too nervous to try and answer the question.


It tells me she’s either afraid, or overconfident. Regardless, it’ll result in one thing for sure - a nasty beating, likely from both her opponents. She’s been gifted a second opportunity to get a title, and is going to fall even shorter than last time. So she’s an orphan now - tough break, that was months ago, it’s no excuse. I’ll be amazed if she comes up with anything even remotely acceptable to excuse her blatant disrespect and future loss. The only reason I choose to mention her, is simply to promise that both her and any foolish fans of hers will be in for a disappointment once she enters the ring. If she’s too afraid to step to me or Magnum vocally, nothing but pain will find her physically. I’m going to disrespect her when we fight, just as she’s disrespected me, and repay every bit of this silence in blood, and a cry for mercy.


 Cunningham’s strikes only grew more forceful with each word, until she finally split the bag with the impact of her strikes. Sighing, she lets the sand spill away, before walking outside and striking at a chalk outline drawn onto the concrete wall, chipping away at it with every hit.


Interviewer #1: What about Angelina Magnum?

Violet: What about her?

Interviewer #1: Are you at all nervous about facing her?

Violet: Have you listened to anything I’ve said tonight? No. I’m not nervous. If anything, I’m excited. I’ve seen some of Remi Skyfire’s matches, which leaves me with a rough estimate of what to expect. But Magnum’s completely new, green as grass. There’s nothing to see - yet. And since she clearly enjoys talking about herself non-stop, I can only hope she’s not bigging up her in-ring abilities the same way she’s trying to fool you all into thinking the sub-par movies she’s been in are worth anything more than background noise for an orgy. Even then, kind of a mood killer. 

She’s under the impression that professional wrestling is the same as Hollywood. Everything’s perfect, caked in make-up, it’s all nice and safe and cookie-cutter. I’ve got a news flash for ya sweetheart - that shiny hair of yours is gonna be a bird’s nest after each match, and you’ll look equally as stupid when you cry over chipping that manicure you paid far too much for. But hey, the runny make-up look might be more fitting, once you get a taste of something real.

You won’t be able to stop the camera zooming in on your bloodied, broken body, and I’m sure you’d be upset to see pictures of your defeat trending higher on Twitter than your tacky photoshoots. It’ll give you a chance to do some real acting though, pretending you’re alright when you suddenly realise this industry is painful, filthy and waiting to eat you alive. For someone so obsessed with her appearance, you’re certainly willing to overlook the consequences facing me will have on your “perfect body”, regardless of the final outcome. Overconfidence is the mark of a fool, especially in the case of one such as yourself, with an ass twice the size of her brain - I’m sure you’re jerk-off material for men the world over, especially with all those bikini shoots. And you have the nerve to call me a skank.

Once this is all over, and you realise these delusions of grandeur only make you look stupid, you should visit Florida - I hear it’s full of washed up has-beens and B-tier actors with awful tans and terrible swimwear, just like you. Hollywood didn’t cast you for your skills, or lack thereof, but because your face is another easily forgettable pretty cutout on a magazine, and OWA have bought you in for exactly the same reason. If you think the boundaries of class and sex appeal start and end with you, then I applaud you. It’s not every day someone can convince themselves they’re what everyone aspires to be when in reality they’re a sub-par runway reject at best.

When the time for us to face each other arrives, why not sit back for a bit, watch me handle Skyfire. Maybe you could learn a thing or two while you witness a beatdown not unlike the one I plan to give to you. After that, come Final Destination, I’ll be sure I let the people know who’s ass I kicked to stand in front of them, and do a better job at exciting a crowd then you ever did.

Hell, if it’s a really good night, I might even pay you a visit in the ER, so you can see the title you don’t deserve up close. Hopefully a taste of true greatness will humble you, or at the very least shut you up for more than five minutes. Don’t panic though, I’ll be very careful with that “perfectly sculpted” body of yours, I’d hate to pay the museum you walked out of a fine for destroying ancient history.


She stepped back from the now half missing wall, dusting off her knuckles and walking back inside. Stepping over the remains of the broken bag, she sat down on a weight bench, leaving the interviewers to stand awkwardly nearby, too afraid to ask any more questions.


The crowd is excited for two reasons, neither of them are you, Magnum. They can’t wait to see me in the OWA, and they especially can’t wait to see me lay both you and our silent opponent out in the ring, like the red carpet you so sorely wish you could walk down. So until we finally meet, good luck with that PR stunt you call “training”.

I’ll be seeing you real soon.

Jeff X, Alyssa Grace and Angelina Magnum have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DarkCircle
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 4th 2022, 11:53 pm by DarkCircle
{The camera fades in and we see the “Furious Angel” of the House Urahara Wrestling Office and Odyssey superstar Yuna Kurosawa sitting comfortably at one of the tables on a raised section that overlooked a large dance floor as studied the writhing mass of dancers below before she notices the camera and gives it a faint smirk}


Yuna: I was wondering when you’d get here and we are here at the Ammona Infinity Space here in the heart of Osaka, Higashi Shinsaibashi, enjoying a little bit of a break before I resume my training for this week’s edition of Odyssey…especially since the person that I’m working out with said that I needed to cool off because of how angry I am about last week.


A lot of people seem to think that I was more focused on Ruri than I was anything else and that’s the second biggest crock of horseshit that I’ve ever heard outside of Felix Hartley being a “good wrestler” as she is subpar at best for someone who enjoys calling herself “Daddy Issues Barbie” for fuck’s sake.


But at least she’s more credible than “Trailer Trash Barbie” in one Daisy Trash, a thieving little wench who stole from me a spot that rightfully belongs to me in that spot at Final Destination and she knows that she cheated and honestly believes that she’ll be rewarded for it when in fact she doesn’t seem to grasp that by stealing what is *MY* spot in that match at the pay per view, she has willingly put her career into my hands because either she wins or loses at FD, her neck is on the chopping block and don’t try to claim that you “won” because you were simply the “better woman that night” or any other horseshit like that, Daisy dear, because you and I both know that you used my tights to help keep me down, you upstart little bitch, and I’m going to enjoy making you understand where you truly belong in this promotion.


{Yuna gives the camera a dark little smirk as she draps one of her feet, clad in a black high heeled boot, onto the table}


Yuna: Now I don’t want my opponent for this week to become all jealous and shit, so now I’ll get to her.


{Yun puts her foot back on the nightclub’s floor before leaning back in her chair, that dark little smile remaining on her face}


Yuna: So Marie, you finally decided to speak up from the back of the locker room with your horrible faux French accent and ask me if I have my “shit together”? Little girl, I’ve not only always got my shit together but I certainly have it more together than you’re weak intelligence could ever begin to *touch*, let alone *realize* nor *comprehend*.


You see while you stand there and try to claim a non-existent moral high ground for some god forsaken reason, I simply lay down the reality of the situation because I don’t play pretend with my desires nor rage like you apparently do, No, Marie…you don’t have to worry about me focusing on anyone than you.


Just you.


You think that you have me figured out, don’t you? You mistake my passion and drive for something more base, more weak, and more pathetic when in fact you cannot even begin to understand what goes on inside my mind…but I’m willing to show you, Marie. I’m willing to show you that this “sad sack of shit” as you called me is is better at this sport than you ever could be, because not only am I faster and more flexible than you but I’m also a hell of a lot more experienced and angrier than you which means that when we step into the ring on the seventh, all of this bragging that you’ve been doing is going to be for nought and I’m going to enjoy showing you the true error of your ways.


As for your little comments about “good” and “evil”, Marie, that in turn is simply a state of mind because in this sport it is very easy to go from Technico to Rudo and back in a single match because in a single match, things can change in a single heartbeat.


Oh and I love your claim that you’re going to make me tap out in my own home country, Marie. The question is how are you going to do that exactly as I’ll be standing on your throat as I make you scream out your submission like an opera singer giving a final performance of your career, and as for your little spiel about “respect”, respect is fucking *earned* in this industry and the only respect that I give anyone is the fact that I don’t go into business for myself like so many other little divas that I could speak of in this fucking industry.


But not here in the Omega Wrestling Alliance, where women are given real serious fucking chances to truly showcase what we can do in the ring.


And yes, I caught your match last week just to try and understand where your apparent self entitlement, this sense of self-superiority, comes from and all that I could find is a little bitch who can do nothing more than try to speak like she’s the next Aria Jaxon or Azumi Goto when you’re nothing more than just an extremely small minnow in a freaking ocean.


Nothing more and Nothing less.


Just like I am, and I know it because I have a deeper understanding of this industry than you could ever try to understand, Marie.


So this weekend, right here in fucking Osaka, I’m going to make you give the match of your young career to date, right before I  cave your chest in before I make you choke on each and every single word of yours that you misspoke in that little so called “promo” of yours, Marie. 


So don’t think for one second that I’m not focused on you, little girl, because come Odyssey,  I’m going to enjoy making you eat your words.


Be seeing you soon, Marie. 


{Yuna then turns her attention away from the camera as the screen fades to black}

Jeff X, Alyssa Grace and marielacorriveau have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Angelina Magnum
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 4th 2022, 9:32 pm by Angelina Magnum
Angelina Magnum


The New Goddess


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The irresistible Angelina Magnum struts through her private gym facility with alluring confidence. Her perfect, sculpted physique is reflected back in every mirror and her team of personal trainers are having trouble keeping up with her. A team of journalists follows The Idol around to ask her questions between sets.


Angelina: Let’s go boys, my time is worth more than your houses and I haven’t got all day.


Journalist #1: Ms. Magnum, is there any truth to the rumours that you had an affair with Machine Gun Kelly, which led to the breakdown of your friendship with Megan Fox?


Angelina: Ha! You have one opportunity to ask a question and THAT’S the best you can do? Listen honey, Machine Gun Kelly is gross. I’ve been in the same room as him and I don’t think he even owns a shower. I would NE-VER go out with that walking STD. In fact, you probably have more of a chance with me than him, at least you bathe, I think. I mean, you are sweating a lot but that’s clearly because you’re in the presence of a perfect ten and don’t know how to compose yourself. I understand, it happens to everyone. The reason me and Meg aren’t friends anymore is simple: she is a has-been! When was the last time she was in a movie anyone saw? When was the last time the media reported on her without it relating to her stupid stoner boyfriend? Exactly. I don’t hang around with zeroes, they only exist to drag me down and leech off everything I’ve worked for. You have to earn my approval, you’re not getting it just because you used to be somebody, and if you’ve never been somebody? Ha! Forget it. Just like these wannabe stars in OWA.


Journalist #2: That actually leads into my questi-


Angelina: Well, you can wait because you’re interrupting my workout.


Magnum drops down on the mat and starts ripping out push-ups on a medicine ball, fielding questions as she does it.



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Angelina: Well, spit it out!


Journalist #2: Your OWA debut is rapidly approaching and everyone is excited. Just two nights from now, you’ll be walking into your first ever wrestling match against two seasoned competitors, is there any pressure on your end?


Angelina: I can’t believe you actually get paid to come up with this stuff. Let me tell you something about pressure: it doesn’t exist, not when you’re a born winner. Pressure is something made up by people who lack confidence in their own abilities. Pressure is nothing more than a convenient excuse that cowards use when they feel they’re going to lose. These wrestlers talk about it all the time - about how big their match is and how they feel so much weight on their shoulders, it makes me gag! When I look at my opponents, I see two women who know they’re not winners, who know they’re one dumb mistake away from their cup of coffee on the big stage being over. Take Remi Skyfire for example. What has she contributed to this match at all? I don’t see her anywhere! She hasn’t said one word to me or Violet and she’s had almost two weeks. What does that tell you about her?


Journalist #2: But she does have the edge in experience over you by some margin…


Angelina: Experience in what? Being a disappointment? Okay, that one I’ll give you. But I’m not interested in how much time she’s spent in the ring, why does that matter? When was the last time you heard anybody talking about Remi Skyfire other than to mention how unremarkable she is? She fell ass backwards into a title match early in her run and lost, now she gets booked for another shot at gold and is missing in action. All that tells me is she knows what’s about to happen. This match will be the biggest of her life because she’ll be sharing the ring with a real star and…there’s that word again: pressure. The “pressure” will get to her and she’ll fumble it, just like she did when she challenged for the Goddesses Title. What kind of serious competitor takes this approach to competition? You see me in this gym, becoming stronger, faster, fine-tuning my already incredible physical attributes. Augmenting myself into an unstoppable force of power and beauty. Where’s Remi? Probably hiding away from the world before one more embarrassment puts her in the unemployment line. 


Angelina tosses the medicine ball to one side and starts on her ab crunches.


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Angelina: Are you guys getting this or what?


Several photographers from magazines such as Muscle & Fitness, Women’s Health and STRONG gather around The Idol to snap shots of her working out as she continues her train of thought.


Angelina: People like Remi Skyfire give up the moment anything tough is tossed their way. I don’t care about how hard her life was, I don’t care that she’s had to do things on her own. All I hear are more excuses. What does she want from me? Does she want me to give her respect for working her way up from nothing? Nothing is exactly what she deserves. I’m gonna throw her around that ring and bounce her on her head until she realizes that my level is unattainable for people like her. Anything she’s done up until now is irrelevant when she's trying to steal the spotlight of Angelina Magnum. 


Journalist #3: Have you considered the implications of what might happen if you lose in your debut?


Angelina: Ha! Losing isn’t in my DNA. Losing is what happens when you’re genetically inferior. My family does nothing but win. My parents? Winners. My grandparents? Winners. Every generation that comes after me will be winners too. When I’m holding the Openweight Title up at Final Destination, all you’ll be able to talk about is how Angelina Magnum has succeeded yet again and how the other three bitches don’t have what it takes to be the best. 


Angelina gets up and moves to a large set of weights.


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Angelina: You see, the Openweight Championship needs me. Rebecca Filth held onto that thing and dirtied its name - and the belt itself - with her brand of proud debauchery. Nasty, nasty business. Nobody was able to beat her for nearly a year and she chooses to walk away from her responsibilities as champ because of her world title shot? I’m not going to take this blessing for granted. OWA saw they needed someone to rise up, someone to save that title from falling into the wrong hands again and their savior has arrived. That title will be on the cover of magazines, everyone will be buying replicas and everyone will be buying tickets to see me holding it. I can’t stand by and let people like Remi and Violet Cunningham ruin that.



Angelina starts to deadlift, a look of intense focus on her face.


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After ten deadlifts, she drops the weights and poses for the cameras, flexing her muscles and smiling.


Angelina: Look at this body, the only thing that could possibly make it better is championship gold, and that is exactly what’s going to happen. 


Journalist #4: And what about the third woman in the match, Violet Cunningham? She is an unknown element who could derail your plans.


Angelina: “Unknown” is exactly right. Who ever heard of Violet Cunningham? Who WANTS to hear about Violet Cunningham? The only reason she’s in this match is because OWA needed a third and she was some new dead weight. Do you think she has any future in this business when she goes around claiming to be a vampire? This stupidity has got to stop. We’ve got demons running around in OWA already causing trouble. Havocs, Banshees, ew. And why are they all so gross? Bad skin, horrible hygiene and I just know that they reek something terrible. If Violet Cunningham bit into my neck and tried to drink my blood, she’d drop dead on the spot because she wouldn’t be able to handle that much quality in her feeble body.


OWA deserves a better class of champion, someone who can represent the elite and bring them in. Look at all the unwashed masses who consume this product, I can make it better. Wealthy, privileged people from respectable backgrounds investing their money into the company, encouraging more people like me to make the jump to professional wrestling. For too long this business has been associated with carny culture and redneck entertainment, I’m here to make a better place, a cleaner place, a sexier place. Low class trash like Violet Cunningham will ruin that, so why not stop her before she can even get started?


I’m not scared or intimidated by big, bad Violet, she’s nothing more than a tacky skank who didn’t get the memo that goth culture hasn’t been popular for 20 years. What’s she gonna do, educate me on the musical genius of The Cure? This match is the only time anyone will ever be talking about Violet Cunningham, and it’ll be about how laughably incompetent she is when it comes to the big time. Just like Remi, pressure is her enemy. I wouldn’t be surprised if both women were too starstruck by me to even do anything. All they care about is getting into fights and they think that’s what it takes to be a star. Pa-lease, I’m an entertainer first and foremost, and nobody’s going to be entertained by wrestling’s answer to Bebop and Rocksteady. I’ve never been more ready for anything in my life than I am for this match, I just hope that everyone is ready for me.


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As The Main Attraction does her final stretches, her people start to escort the journalists out.


Angelina: One more thing before you all go back to your miserable lives: WHEN I become OWA Openweight Champion, I’ll be bringing something back to OWA that it’s needed for a long, LONG time…a Goddess.


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VaeVictisBD, Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace and Krysis have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Arata Asakura
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 4th 2022, 6:52 pm by Arata Asakura
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Kingdom #1: Heart & Soul.

04.05.22 Unknown Territory

*Another controversial move made by The Golden Dawn caused quite a lot of tension. However, to Arata's surprise, many more people accepted the steps he was taking to get his rightful rematch. It wasn't just the members of the organization. His support grew significantly not only in Japan but also in America. Of course, the second group did not take his side for the same reason. The Americans were happy because this turn of events gave them a chance that their great final battle between Michael Bishop and Arata Asakura would take place. The fight for good against evil for the highest stake. Something they've been craving for so long. However, there was one problem, that spoiled their beautiful vision. Namely, Azumi Goto. A woman that Arata had to get rid of, because of her irritating habit of playing the martyr which made her unbearable. Not only for him but also for most of the roster, which could be seen while moving along the corridors of the arena. Therefore, at the upcoming Kingdom, Arata decided that he will do a favor to himself, but also to the whole world. A world that has long ago erased the value ​​of Azumi Goto from existence.*

*As the shot opens, we're in the headquarters of The Golden Dawn, specifically in the training room that belonged to The Golden Dragon. In the center of the room, leaning against the edge of the ring stands the owner of this place, Arata Asakura himself. The man is wearing a black T-shirt, black denim pants, and heavy, tied shoes of the same color. In addition, on the wrist of the blonde man, you can see a golden watch.*

I feel like people have stopped understanding what it means to be a champion. I have the impression that they are blinded by false ideals that are rooted in our heads just to keep up with the new needs of society. That's why I keep hearing all the nonsense that being a champion is about entertaining people. I'm sick of listening to this shit, that being at the top is about showing people what a good path is. Especially since even if you do it, these ungrateful morons still can't appreciate it. It’s not about being a ‘worthy’ representative. For many of you, being a champion is about conforming to society. People want the person holding the title to say what they desire to hear. They want to feel that they are the most important here because it's partly true. It's the people that buy tickets and merchandise. Without it, no company could become great. The thing is, even if I am aware of it, I am not going to suck up to them like most of the people in this company. I know that no matter how fucked up shit I'm gonna do, you'll come to the next show to watch me. It doesn't matter that my people stabbed a bitch or two, you guys will turn on the TV anyway, just to follow my career. No matter how much you hate me, you want to see me as the OWA Champion once again. Why? Because for over a year I have been the heart and soul of this place. Not all those faux-heroes will drop on their knees and lick your shoes. I am what you and Kingdom needs. Not Azumi Goto, who has fed her ego to the point of no return just because of a few people pretending to like her when in reality they can’t stand her ass. However, the most important thing is that she doesn't know what it means to be a champion in these times, but also does not understand her current situation at all.

You may be angry that you have to deal with me again. You can get mad that you can't get rid of me. But whose fault is it, Azumi? Exclusively yours! Apart from that, you shouldn't even be handed the match at Clash of the Titans. Your biggest weakness is that you’re too soft. You care too much about the people around you to bear the weight of the championship, that you carry so proudly. But then again, you could call me a hypocrite since you remember what my plans are. All of you know perfectly well that my actions are aimed at helping others in the future, but at the same time, I know one important thing. For me to be able to support those who need me, I have to get myself in a strong position. I must first become a cold-hearted son of a bitch to remove the competition. This is a trait you must have to keep leadership and order in your division. At the same time, this doesn't necessarily mean that you need to be labeled as the devil herself, Azumi. Look at Jeff, he was everyone's beloved titleholder, but still had the strength to say 'no' when it was needed. While you gave up the moment you saw the knife in Jack's hand. Do you think that's what a champion should do, Azumi? Should you really set such a bad example for your students? Because by agreeing to my terms, you only proved that you have no strong will or a fighting spirit. You proved to everyone that Arata Asakura is still running this division. Most importantly, you showed all these people that you bent the knee when the going got tough. Well, we knew that already when Alyssa kicked you out of the Odyssey. But there's no point in talking about it again, right? It is better not to look at the distant past and focus on the present. A present in which, despite your best efforts, you do not matter more than when you first retired.

Because you see Azumi, no matter how much you want to believe that you are at the top of the Kingdom and you take a comfortable position as the Ace. It is only a figment of your imagination. Do you really think that one title won by luck makes you such a god-tier competitor? Bitch, please. There are twenty people in this roster who have a bigger right to claim to call themselves the Ace. Including myself. Because contrary to this charming story that you crafted in your head, I didn't waste a second during the last year, Azumi. Therefore let me answer, what have I been doing all this time? I have been winning championships all over the world, thus cementing my position in the industry. Over the past year, I have achieved more than you did in the twelve years of your career. I've been years ahead of you in terms of success. I have made sure that by being at the top in every company, I will cement my position as the best wrestler of all time. But you will belittle me every time, just because you stole my title. Stop being so full of yourself, bitch. The entire world doesn't revolve around you. Though looking at your martyr mentality, I guess it's a waste of time trying to talk to you anyway, huh? No matter what I say, you will still hear the same. 'Oh, why do I have to face Arata again? He is mean to me and blah, blah, blah! Even though over the past few months you were bitching about how much you wanted to fight me. But the funniest thing is that you believe that you are the most affected by the actions of The Golden Dawn. Which is literally spitting in the face for the man that you consider your biggest enforcement. What once again shows that Azumi Goto is just a selfish ignorant bitch. Am I wrong, Bishop?

Michael Bishop is not at ringside to make sure Azumi does not get hurt. He doesn't really care about what happens to that annoying bitch, who's always looking down on him anyway. Bishop is praying that I will leave Kingdon with the OWA Championship. He wants to face me one more time on the biggest stage of all. He entered Clash of the Titans with this thought in mind. He wanted to win not just to get the main event spot at FD, he wanted to face the greatest wrestler on Kingdom. He wanted to take on the hottest superstar in the industry right now. So I don't even want to think how he must have been disappointed when he saw that you ruined everything for us. However, I was also disappointed because I hate when someone is third-wheeling in my business. Especially, someone with so little value, who even as a champion can't get over. Someone who hasn’t shown any signs of life after fluking a championship win. Heck, some people still believe I am champion! Instead, you became complacent and neglected MYOJIN. However, you are not able to admit it and I become your scapegoat. Blame it on everybody else. That's another example of what a great role model you are, Zumi. The thing is, I didn't even touch you until the match was over. And the fact that you were focusing on me, instead of your battle is not my fault. I know I have that charm, but you should be more professional if you want to consider yourself an Ace.

What I'm trying to say is that this story was never about Azumi Goto. She has always been just a supporting character who got her little run in the show. But it's time to get back to what really matters. We have to abandon this filler arc, which is already boring, and go back to the main story. A story about Bishop, but mostly about me. It is about me fulfilling my great plans. The creation of a new and better world should be the focus. A world devoid of such fake pieces of shit like Azumi. Trash that pretends to be so respectful and honorable. However, when it comes down to it, she is not even able to respect that MYOJIN goes by they/them. What's more...There is no place here for hypocrites who point out to others the wrong behavior that she has done before herself. Was that not the case with Sakuya? Wasn't it you who first brought up her topic just to gain the sympathy of others at her expense? Welp, it was exactly like that, while I was just defending her. Because I care about her. I care about every member of my organization. However, I'm the bad guy because I wanted to protect someone you kicked out of your life. Moreover, you make me a monster that would allegedly harm your husband and daughter. I don't care about them, Azumi. Even if they are as ignorant as you are, I am not going to waste my time on those who are not in this war anyway. Although I have the impression that you are disappointed with this answer. I have a feeling you'd like me to say I'll murder them, or I'll burn your house. Just so you can play the victim card against Big Bad Arata once again. Oh, fuck off! They cheer for you because you’re not me. Not because of who you are. And that’s what you’ve exploited. It is time to end your bullshit.

It is time for you to understand where your place is and it is not as OWA Champion. You were keeping my belt warm for a short moment, but on the next Kingdom, the belt is back in my rightful hands. And there's nothing you can do about it.

You are not going to Final Destination as a champion, Azumi. There was a small detour in my road to Final Destination but I’ve found myself right where I belong. When I am done with you, the best you can do is to watch the show from a hospital bed.

Christopher Sabertooth, Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Zumi
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 3rd 2022, 8:11 am by Zumi
--- Azumi Promo #1 - "First Words, Final Battle" ---
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--- Versus Arata Asakura - Kingdom 87 ---

No matter the missteps, no matter failures, the job of the champion is to bring hope and inspire. Holding the world championship doesn’t just mean you’re the best in the world, it means you represent everything that is good about pro wrestling.

You live and breathe to show people the great path they should take. I made a promise when I became OWA World Champion, that I would unify the worlds of Japanese pro-wrestling and western pro-wrestling. By showcasing the best of both and using the tools of the two worlds in a harmonious way. In a way, it’s why I won. The former champion was always against western wrestling and because of that he could never understand the value that one brings for the other. It was always “rarara Americans are bad” or something like that. It’s why he needed outside forces to keep his title or else we would be talking about Arata main eventing his second consecutive Final Destination. 

Yet now we’re talking about me getting a second opportunity to walk into Final Destination as world champion. Three years after the first one, where I defended the Women’s World Champion, I’ll be defending my OWA World Championship against Michael Bishop… once I beat Arata Asakura one last time.

In a world where only those with the resolve to make it through, I stand before you a world champion in front of a man who has been a thorn to my comeback since day one. One last battle, this time I’m gonna defang the so called Dragon.

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I’m not happy that my match with MYOJIN was ruined and neither am I happy that he showed his true color to me. Over the course of the match, I believed, my mind started to believe that MYOJIN wasn’t just some tool for Arata but I guess my life in pro-wrestling continues to be nothing but fools trying to anger me. 

These past few months since becoming OWA World Champion, I’ve been going through quite a lot. Every time I go near the girls in OWT, my mind is immediately taken back to what Golden Dawn did, every time I close my eyes, I get taken back to the moments where this faction has tried to break me. It has just become part of my life now, fighting Golden Dawn has become a part of the weekly routine for me.

Why? Why is it after everything, that everything this season returns to me facing Arata Asakura? After Boiling Point, I looked towards holding the Outlaw Championship as a fun goal but yet I end up involved dealing with Golden Dawn thanks to Dimensional Warfare. One more time they have become involved with my pursuit and now my reign over the OWA World Championship. 

I have fought many, many battles with these clowns, most of them victories. I won’t lie when it hurt to lose to Myojin but this is the real deal. Losing here would throw away everything I have worked for and everything I have stood for. I have to win.

Unfortunately they have won one battle but forgetting that you poke a dragon constantly, you have to deal with the rage that comes with it. Speaking of dragons, I have one just waiting to be removed from ever being a world championship contender. You finally get it, Arata. You finally get your moment, YOUR rematch! Are you happy? To attack people who had no business being involved in our little war, and torture them just so you can get a title match out of me. Do you feel like a man now, you piece of human garbage? I hope you do because it’s going to make it all the better when I beat you down to the point that you’ll never think about hurting someone’s loved ones again. 

But at the same time I need you to understand the importance of this OWA World Championship match, even before you open your fucking mouth and say spew out some ridiculous and typical Arata Asakura garbage. I want you to use your brain for a bit and think, just open up that unused mind of yours and learn what this championship match means. This will be the last OWA World Championship match before Final Destination, which means whichever one of us wins, the right to represent Kingdom in one of the main events belongs to the winner. Then you put into the factor that Final Destination is being held in Tokyo, and the stakes got even higher!

One of us will be representing Japan at Final Destination with the intent of defending this belt against Michael Bishop, either one of us could end up becoming the OWA World Champion not just representing Kingdom but a whole nation. Right now, between the two of us, the OWA World Champion represents Japan and that matters to me. It matters that my home is represented by someone who isn’t you. It really does matter that Japan is represented properly but what have you done for longer than a year?

You’ve been nothing more than a hater, you couldn’t accept that you were bested by Jeff at Final Destination. A man who struggled with more than just in-ring losses, a man who had to live with a death of a friend in the back of his mind. Don’t get me wrong, before you say anything. I will never compare myself to Jeff, unlike him I haven’t suffered the losses that he has. Hell, I don’t want to be compared to the former OWA World Champions that this company has had because one of them is you and I hate the idea of being even mentioned in the same sentence as you, Arata. These people hate you for your action, for your betrayal of the Frontline. Me? I hate you for simply existing at this point. 

Every action, every word you’ve spoken and so much more, all of it disgusts me! It makes me hate you even more than I already do. For someone who used to call himself the Self-Made Man, you’ve become quite a petty piece of shit, haven’t you? Because I can hear it now, I can hear the insults, you already talked about JET being dead, you already talked about my sister. What’s next? My husband, my daughter? Tell me Arata because honestly, I can take it all. It’s how I beat you twice, you focused on pointing out the flaws in my personal life while all I had to do was point out the flaws of you the person.

This so-called Dragon King and yet, you weren’t good enough to beat a woman who you said was past her prime. Actually, I know what you’re about to say, you’re so predictable when it comes to everything you say, Arata.

“But Stark made this match a triple threat… I would have beaten you without him!”

But you were the one who called Stark a midcarder. So you, the almighty Dragon King couldn’t beat a washed-up Hall of Famer and a pothead. Now, this is your opportunity to fix your mistake but I won’t let that happen. I know it drives you nuts that you lost, it makes you want to do some horrible things to me when we get in the ring. You live this lie in your life that you’re unbreakable but the world has gotten to you know in the past year, and the truth is that when things are at their most dangerous, you are a coward. That is simply a fact, Arata. You complained about facing Finn, you complained about Izanagi being banned, and you complained about having to face Stark and me in a triple threat. It’s because you know that you can’t ever beat someone who is 100% better than you unless you have some help. But now, I know for a fact that Bishop will make sure that none of your Golden Dawn cronies will intervene.

You have nowhere to go, no one to help you, and nothing stopping me from crushing you into tiny pieces, Arata. This will be your one last chance to beat this season and for me, it’s going to be the time I hand you a beating for everything you’ve done, not just to me but the whole Kingdom roster and everyone you have hurt in your whole life. This championship match is a contest for the title that I hold but also the final battle between you and Kingdom, no better person to represent this brand than me right now. Because it needs to be me, the person who has been dealing with your crap all year season long. I might not be a Kingdom original or a Frontline member but I stand in front of you as the champion of this brand and the Ace of OWA. The great thing is that everything you and I have thrown at one another if it was anyone but you, I would end up respecting that person. Because it is you, you have failed because I have shown you the better path, and every time it has won out. In our first singles match, you couldn’t win. You couldn’t beat Theo, Michael, and I in a Hardcore War, your right-hand man Jack Daito couldn’t beat me. And in your rematch against me, you aren’t winning.

You want this championship so badly but the honest truth about you, Arata. You’ll never be OWA World Champion again because you aren’t good enough, it doesn’t matter who you face in the future. Whether it’s me, Bishop, or anyone else on this Kingdom roster who ends up becoming OWA World Champion. You won’t ever get to feel the joy of being OWA World Champion. And I’m happy that’s the case because, after everything, it’s about time you start suffering.

This is everything, Arata. This match has to be the greatest performance of your lifetime, for the first time in a long time, you have shown up not as the piece of shit you’ve become but rather the self-made man that you claim to be! If you don’t, then expect another loss from me. If after everything you’ve said, after you’ve done to me or to Kingdom as a whole, you fail to win tonight, the world will make sure you remember it til the end of time, Arata! Because the mark of a true champion isn’t flaunting his victory as you did during your four months as World Champion but rather bouncing back from failure like those before.

What have you done since losing to me at Clash? Harm those close to me, cost me a match. That isn’t showing signs that you want this championship, Arata! It shows off what you have always been, a petty, trashy human being who is willing to harm innocent like a coward over facing me like a prideful warrior. A man who blames his losses not on his shortcomings but on the rest of the world, a man who needs outside help from others to succeed. You hold the title of Dragon King but let’s be 100% honest right now, Arata. You aren’t a threat when you act like this. 

You have one last shot on Kingdom 87. You lose, no more. You’ll have to watch the OWA World Championship match at Final Destination from the catering area.

When you step into the ring with me, you better at your best. Everything you have!

I better not see any of Arata we got this past season, this whining bitch that you’ve become!

Because if I don’t see anything other than a true pro-wrestler, you never be worth any bit of my time. Try to evolve for the first time in your life, because you have one last shot at the Final Destination championship match against Michael Bishop.

If you play around this time, I promise you. You’ll forever fear my name. 

I hope to beat the real Arata Asakura, show it to me.

Jeff X, Matsuda, Mav., Alyssa Grace and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

marielacorriveau
Re: OWA Promos
Post May 1st 2022, 8:19 pm by marielacorriveau
Sunday May 1st, 10:00am. Osaka, Japan. 


An interviewer stands awkwardly in front of Marie, who is sitting cross legged in front of a bowl of burning herbs on a hotel balcony, apparently ignoring them entirely. Her hotel suite is strewn with empty wine bottles and puddles of wax where candles had once been, and so is the balcony. 

“Marie, can we ask you-"

Marie raises a hand, the smoke from her cigarette mingling with thick grey smoke from the bowl in front of her. She’s got a hand fan and is waving the smoke towards her. “It's called, uh... Beltane, or Hexennacht, depending on where you are and how much of a fuck you give about the three fold rule. Really fun. Nowhere to have a naked bonfire here, but we make due. Did you know there were witches in Osaka? Not just expats, either. Those pitoune... it's a good thing I'm not fighting until the 7th." She pauses. "Unless you meant what happened last week, in which case I think in English you would say, I got my shit rocked.”

“No. Well… no. Now that you’re out of the running for the Openweight Championship, can we get your thoughts on the Fatal Four-Way?”

Marie sighs and takes a drag off of her cigarette. “Hard to say. There’s still two matches to go, which means we can’t really say anything yet. For who we have now? My ego says Felix. I think if I had to lose my shot, I would like it to be to a champion. My heart? Probably Daisy. I like her attitude. My head says it’s too soon to guess. We have several newcomers to contend with, so who knows? I'll be watching, though. Good to know who I challenge next, hein?"

Marie smiles gamely and shrugs.

“And what about your next match? It was announced you’d face Yuna next week.”

Câlice. It would be nice to fight someone who gives half a shit about the opponent she’s actually in the ring with, hein? I know I'm not in the running for a title now, fine, I lost, but couldn't they find someone who cares? I’m going to get in there, and all she’ll be thinking about is Ruri, last week all over again. I’m not a jealous woman, but Yuna isn’t in the running for the title anymore. She’s down in the muck with me, and she needs to recognize that. Come here.”

She motions to the camera and it zooms in, letting her speak directly to her opponent.

“Yuna, I hope you’ve got your shit together. I lost last week, but at least I was actually fighting Felix. I put on a show Toronto is never going to forget, I gave it my best, and I made them love me. I'm proud of that. And now that it’s over? I don’t give a shit about Felix. New city, new fight. I have too much dignity to follow after her, nipping at her heels, pretending she gives a shit about me. Dignity that you apparently don't have! Shit, I feel bad even doing this. I feel like I'm in a bathroom trying to shake self esteem into a drunk girl in the middle of the night!"

She takes a drag off of her cigarette and shakes her head in wonder.

"You're somehow managing to both be a sad sack, and a brat. Pretending to be the good guy and then scowling about how you'll stop being nice to get to your obsession, stop showing the respect your opponents deserve, the respect I gave Felix even though she has none for me. I didn't call her a "hookerbot" or a "tramp" just because I couldn't take the heat. You know why I never say I'm the good guy, Yuna? Why I don't do love and light and the three fold rule? Because the good guy has responsibilities. The good guy needs to act like it. I'm going to be up there, in Osaka, to beat down a Japanese wrestler and make her tap, and I bet I'll still have the crowd screaming for me purely because of how you've been acting. You liked Toronto, hein? Liked Canada? I'm glad. Because on the 7th, I'm going to give you a taste of home. La Corriveau is coming, Yuna." 

She drops her cigarette into the bowl of burning herbs, and the smoke in front of the camera thickens just a bit, giving her a dreamy, out of focus look.

"I'll be waiting in the muck, at the crossroads, if you have the guts to meet me."

Jeff X, Alyssa Grace and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Krysis
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 27th 2022, 5:23 am by Krysis
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Odyssey 77 #1


(A video package showing the battle between Devi and Hana Nakajima for Omega Heavyweight Championship in Odyssey 75, even the outcome by the presence of HAVOC, Devi had failed to capture but she took the fight out of Hana Nakajima. Now scene transition in the room with smoke around the area.)

Odyssey 75 was supposed to be my redemption from Clash of The Titans. A redemption for my bestie Alyssa Grace. And let's be honest about it, people tell me that I had that match won, and I did! Until Hana had her foot in the rope and unleashed Havoc to retained her Omega Heavyweight Championship! But hey at least I put up a decent fight against Hana, a grueling fight! Even though I fall short I'm no longer in the Omega Heavyweight Championship title picture, now Hana Nakajima has to deal with my bestie Alyssa Grace at Final Destination 4, however the news just dropped that whoever is Omega Heavyweight Champion and OWA Women's World Champion, they'll go head to head to crown the Undisputed Women's World Champion! Pretty big right?


Picture this...

(Devi holding the picture of Alyssa Grace and April Song to make prediction of Undisputed Women's World Championship match at Final Destination 4.)

Alyssa Grace, Omega Heavyweight Champion vs. April Song, OWA Women's World Champion! That match will get Meltzer five stars! But I know my bestie Alyssa Grace will regained her Omega Heavyweight Championship out of the clutches of Hana Nakajima! And I wish nothing but the best of luck. Now the only thing remains is...what's next for Devi Krysis? What's next for the Untamed Bloodwolf? Do I have a opportunity to be part of Final Destination 4?


...


...

(Devi rubbed her chin thinking)

Well to answer those questions, I do got a opportunity, a opportunity to qualify for a title, the title that I was supposed to win few months back. The OWA Openweight Championship! For those who keep up the events, The EX-OpenFilth Champion and 2022 Women's Clash Of The Titans winner, Rebecca Filth decided to relinquish her Openweight Championship and go after the OWA Women's World Championship! Lately, the evil El Jefe, Llorona place a qualify match to determine who will go to the Fatal 4-Way Openweight Championship match at Final Destination 4! And already Daisy Thrash and Felix Hartley already punched there ticket to go to Final Destination 4, and we only got two spots left which means I got a chance to be in this match and be one step closer to the OWA Openweight Championship, but the only way to do that is the beat this lady...

(Scene transition to Odyssey 76 has Jovana Slater interviewed Ruri Kuzunoha until Devi Krysis showed up and confronted her and ending with the Superman Punch to Ruri. And transition back to the smoking room)

Ruri...Ruri...Ruri...

(Devi smirked after what she did to her opponent Ruri.)

I'm not gonna lie, you had it coming. You maybe new to OWA, but I had been here longer before you step foot in this company. I told you to put some respect on my name Ruri, but no your mouth writes checks your ass can't cashed! No wonder that you been sitting on your ass in catering waiting for your opportunity to come! I had took Alyssa Grace and Hana Nakajima to the limit, I had been fought the greats like Diantha Rosso, Cloud Matsuda, Jeff X, Chris Sabretooth! Hell, I represent Team Dynasty and defeated Scott Oasis and his B.O.B flunkies! And you talking about my records here at OWA, and at some point records don't mean shit! But you mentioned what my noteworthy win, maybe you heard LAW, Lethal Angels of Wrestling! Which I'm the Champion there.

(Devi is holding her LAW Lethal Sparks Championship belt)

See this Ruri, this Championship has a legacy of one lady. A Hall of Famer, heard the name Brody Sparks? Pretty sure that everyone does! Because I won this Championship at Lethal Hearts 3 in the Spark Cup Battle Royal! And by god it was a moment that I can't forget. You see Ruri one of these days you'll hold a championship but you made a rookie error for talking about my former friend Azurine Vebbins. I had put that past behind me long ago after that Dorado Enterprise incident, but you had to bad mouthing about her even know she's no longer in the company because of me. But you need to learned to keep my friends name out your mouth when you talking to me, that why you got dropped on your ass during your interview. And I'm about to do it again in front of your fellow Japanese people in Osaka and qualified to the Fatal 4-Way Openweight Championship match at Final Destination 4, so good luck trying to beat me miss Kuzunoha and note this...the wolf is always at your door!

(Screen fades black)

Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace and Angelina Magnum have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Angelina Magnum
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 26th 2022, 8:13 pm by Angelina Magnum
Angelina Magnum



Listen Up 5s, a 10 is Talking


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It is 2pm local time on a gorgeous beach in Tuscany. The Main Attraction lounges in her personal VIP area. An entire section of the beach is cordoned off as a busy camera crew sets up their equipment for a shoot. Angelina Magnum is reading a copy of Twilight before noticing that she’s being filmed.

Angelina: Did the shoot start already? I haven’t even had my hair done! Oh, who am I kidding? I always look good anyway. Take as many as you need boys!

Angelina seductively lifts her leg and poses on her silk-lined bed, which is covered in shade by assistants holding large palm leaves. Richie Robinson, Angelina’s loyal assistant runs over.


Richie: Oh Mags, I am SO sorry that these ingrates started filming you without even informing you what we’re doing. It’s all my fault, I tried to stop them so I could give you the 
relevant info but I-

Angelina: Save it, Richie! I don’t want excuses! You know that excuses give me migraines! Whoever these people are, I want them fired after…whatever this is. I thought we were doing a cover shoot for Maxim? I don’t have TIME to keep track of all my affairs, that’s why I pay YOU to do it! Are you failing to perform at your duties, Richie? Do I have to fire you too, after everything we’ve been through? Because I don’t want it to come to that but just know you are as replaceable as the rest of these nobodies!

Richie: Mags please, no! I’m sorry! I promise you I’ll make your schedule clearer next time. I know you’re a star, you’re everything! The sun! The moon! The stars! Nobody else is on your level, it’s my job to worry about the paperwork and I’ll never burden you with it again! I promise!

Angelina sits up and puts down Twilight, she snaps her fingers, summoning an assistant who wraps her in a Versace robe. Magnum then places her Gucci shades upon her face and walks with Richie.

Angelina: Okay, so what is all of this about? These camera people are still following us…is this for my guest appearance on The Kardashians? Because I told Kim that I’m not interested! If I have to be within a thousand feet of that weirdo Pete Davidson I’ll throw up!

Richie: No no no, don’t worry, that’s all been taken care of. It’s about your first ever promo for OWA!

Angelina: Didn’t we do that already a few weeks ago? These people want MORE? They’re so demanding.

Richie: It’s for your debut match, Mags!

Angelina: You mean I have to do one of those stupid promo things every time I have a MATCH? That sounds exhausting, but I am a professional, I am the hardest-working woman in the world today…I think in many ways I’m actually a hero.

Richie: Of course you are! You inspire beautiful girls the world over to ignore the zeroes and be the best of the best! You polish diamonds! You’re so important!

Angelina: Oh Richie, you always know how to make me feel special. I’m out here in Tuscany, nobody here speaks American, nobody has any class, they’re all filthy Italian peasants who can’t handle the fact they’re in the presence of a real star. This part of the world is OVERRATED, nothing but 4s and 5s pretending they’re somebody because they’re in the same country as Milan, it makes me SICK!

I will persevere though, because that’s what true artists do. Like with this wrestling thing, I will conquer it because I conquer ALL that I do. The ones who doubt me have never achieved anything significant in their lives and they’re taking it out on me because I’m sexy, successful and intelligent, it’s so depressing. Do you have the briefs I’ve asked you for?

Richie: Of course, my queen, everything you need is loaded onto the iPad as protocol calls for.

They stop at Magnum’s ostentatious trailer, Richie hands an iPad to Angelina as she enters alone.



***20 MINUTES LATER***



The Idol exits the trailer with a smile on her face, she snaps her fingers once more and is brought a chair by another assistant, she sits and stares straight into the camera with an ice-cold confidence.

Angelina: So, the world of professional wrestling has finally come to its senses. Decades of history, countless so-called “legends” and it took this long for the ones calling the shots to bring in some credibility. I never called OWA, they called *me* because they heard about my devotion to my art, because they know that a star of my magnitude belongs on the biggest stage. Without me, OWA has sold out venues all over the world and been a ratings monster, now imagine what they can do WITH me. Think of the heights this business can be taken with a true, A-list star at the helm. There are plenty of people with talent working there, but what good is talent if it isn’t nurtured? What good is “natural ability” if it’s possessed by someone who looks like they crawled out of a boxcar after huffing glue all day?

Class, elegance, beauty, sex appeal, that’s what this industry is in desperate need of. I look at the Odyssey locker room and I see SOME potential, but it’s slim pickings for the most part. I am blessed though, blessed by wealth, privilege and angelic adoration to be raising Odyssey to where it belongs: the A-list. 

It won’t be easy, it will take all of my strength to sweep away the filth that has been allowed to fester here for too long. OWA understand my value though, look at what I’m doing in my first ever wrestling match. All I need to do is win once and I’ll be competing for a championship at Final Destination, the biggest show of the year, the SuperBowl of the wrestling business. I mean come on, it was meant to be, wasn’t it? This right here is why I have been so successful: fate smiles down on winners. Llorona knew what she was doing when she put me in this match. She knows that the only way to make the OWA Openweight Championship into the A-title is with it being wrapped around my sexy waist. And my opponents, the first people I will ever be sharing the ring with? PAHAHAHA!

Okay so Violet, Violet Cunningham, hun…ew, no. Get out of the graveyard and into the salon babe because your hair needs WERK. I love leather too hun but not so tight that it cuts off all my circulation and makes my skin whiter than the fine China I drink my herbal tea from. You want to tell me how scared I should be? Who are YOU to tell ME anything? Look at this body…

Angelina removes her robes and rubs lotion onto her perfectly defined abs.

This body was sculpted to perfection by the best trainers money can buy, you think it’s all for show? You think I’m not in better shape than anybody on that roster? I am strong, I am fierce and I have no issue slapping the taste out of your mouth while you’re too busy thirsting over somebody’s nosebleed in the crowd. And seriously, what is it with the vampire thing? Blade and Twilight are over, girl, I’m halfway through the first book actually and it isn’t half-bad. Why can’t you be a cool vampire like one of the Cullens? They sparkle like diamonds in the sun, imagine how hot that must be? And they actually know how to dress, unlike this transvestite Ozzy Osbourne thing you’ve got going on. Oh, you’re gonna send me to the hospital? You’re gonna make me suffer because you’re so big and scary with allllll your silly little indie experience?

Let me clue you in on something baby girl, NO ONE cares that 30 virgins in a high school gym used to pay $3 to see you bounce around a cheap ring on a Saturday night. This is the big leagues and you’re only being given your shot because someone took pity on you. Let’s look at the timelines here: you’ve been putting in work as a wrestler for FIVE YEARS and you’re just NOW getting to sniff the spotlight. I haven’t had a single match and I’m already here. Who’s the real loser here? Who’s the one who wasted their time beating themselves up only to fall at the last hurdle? My juicy OWA contract isn’t a gimmick, it isn’t for show, it is a legally binding document that entitles me to beat you senseless and be rewarded for it. I haven’t spent the last few months sitting around twiddling my thumbs, I’ve been training day-in, day-out with coaches, I’ve learned everything there is to learn about this sport and now I’m already two wins away from being champion. You? You’re a reject who watched The Lost Boys too much as a kid and doesn’t have any friends. 

Pretty rich that you talk about my life and having to pay people to be around me when your own SPECIES rejected you. Do us all a favour and drink some garlic oil so we don’t have to listen to you any more.

That brings me to precious Remi Skyfire, Odyssey’s Scrappy Doo. Nobody wants you and yet you stick around like a gnat. I saw how annoyed Llorona was at your presence and it echoes how we all feel. What have you accomplished besides disappointing yourself? Who have you beat again…oh yeah, Natalie LASH. You beat a has-been with a severe head injury, it isn’t exactly something to be proud of. I suppose you can claim you’ve got a win over a newly minted Hall of Famer but that’s not as cool as it sounds. The fact she’s going into the Hall of Fame just confirms that she is washed up and ready for the retirement home. Does that make you feel special, beating up the vulnerable? You’re exactly what is holding pro wrestling back. All you care about is having your little “classics” and achieving your dreams, didn’t we all grow out of dreams years ago? I’ve never NEEDED dreams because I already have it all. 

You’re even sadder than Violet, your own family have rejected you! Your mom didn’t like you because you like to eat carpet and then she died of shame, boo-hoo! Why does everyone in this business have these sob stories like anyone actually cares? You’re an entertainer and you just like to drag people down! Oh but you’re so big and strong and into your kickboxing! Aren’t you a little bottle rocket! How about this, why don’t you take your sad little life, your inability to win at anything, and your insufferable personality and go somewhere that welcomes those traits: porn.

Now, while you two “ladies” battle amongst yourselves about who gets to be second-best, The Main Attraction has to do something you can’t and be sexy for the camera. Ciao.

Angelina removes her shades and approaches the camera crew, striking poses as the screen fades.


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Jeff X, Matsuda, Mav. and Alyssa Grace have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Violet Cunningham
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 26th 2022, 5:00 pm by Violet Cunningham
A Grave Proclamation


The cold night wind tore at the trees, and thick mist curled through the graveyard gates, lit up by the light of a motorcycle. Just past the gates, walking between the graves is The Reaper, Violet Cunningham.

As many of you know by now, my debut match is confirmed. These will be the highest stakes I have ever faced, not only my debut on a big promotion but a triple threat qualifier for the Openweight Championship match at Final Destination. An incredible opportunity that I shall be making the most of. I have researched my opponents, and find myself once again without worry. There is little to fear from an emotional wreck and a diva, even less so when they’ll have divided attention. 

Skyfire. A fierce name for a fierce opponent. Rest assured I have watched you, bore witness to your work inside the ring. I’m disappointed in all that wasted potential. When we clash, I expect you to be at your best, because if you aren’t you shall be swallowed by the mist. If you are of the belief your fire can burn away my shadow, I look forward to proving you otherwise. Turn your back on me, even for a moment, and I will break it. I will break you, and nobody will mourn.

And Magnum, I expect an actress to be a character and you don’t disappoint. I don’t think I’ve heard of anybody more self obsessed. I hope for your sake you’ll be able to see past your reflection when you step inside that ring, because it will be an impressive feat if you choose to return at all after your first match. We may be debuting together, but I have fought in-ring before, and understand wrestling. This “method acting” of yours will end in two things - pain and a shattered dream. So before you step to me and play this game, you’d better get that sun soaked brain of yours ready to suffer, because when I’m through with you, you’ll be paying for even more surgeries to cater to your vanity.

Do you even have anyone in your corner? I mean someone real, someone who isn’t on your payroll. Or is it just the people who help you put on your heels? 

Cunningham stops walking, kneeling to pluck a flower from the soil.

Such a delicate little thing, so easily destroyed. Magnum, Skyfire, even if one of you somehow walks away victorious, you won’t walk away the same person. Consider this a glimpse into the future.


She spreads her arms, gesturing to her surroundings.

In fact, regardless of the outcome, you’ll likely find yourself in a place like this. Only you won’t be walking. We all intend to be remembered after this match, but I will make sure the only marks you leave will be your names carved in stone. I will use your bodies as fertilizer in the hopes that something good may come of your existence, and add your souls to my collection. 

Neither of you mean anything to me. There is nothing personal about this, we have yet to meet. But when we do, the only thing you will feel is fear. The mist will descend, and upon my approach you, and the entirety of the OWA will know that I am here, here to destroy you and take my place at Final Destination. That ring will be a graveyard populated by just the two of you.

Violet walks back to the gate, standing in the light of her bike, and stares into the camera.

You’d better bring your best, because if you don’t, my first match in OWA will be your last. But don’t worry, after this is all over I’ll be sure to thank you at Final Destination. Fight hard, lose well. And don’t forget - The Reaper is coming for you both.

With that, she flashes a grin at the camera, showing everyone the signature fangs of the nightwalker, before striding over to her bike, climbing on and driving off into the darkness.

Jeff X, Mav., Alyssa Grace and Angelina Magnum have spoken. It’s such good shit!

||  AN END TO A KINGDOM, THE FINAL DESTINATION.  ||
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.  —  FOLLOWING THE EVENTS OF CLASH OF THE TITANS IV.


FEBRUARY 27, 2022.  –  RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL.
It’s one thing to be entering such a match as the first two beginning the bout, being headlined as one of the odds on favorites to win the entire thing out, and looking to headline the biggest show of the entire season – but when you’ve fallen out of the ring, feet hitting the floor, and every bit of that chance you had was soon taken away? What’s really left of every single bit of advantage you had left in the tank? How do you even recover from such a tumble from greatness, being shown as the top peaked star amongst the cosmos, and fizzling out to become nothing more than a blank space on the canvas? Admittedly, that’s exactly how Jason Long feels right now knowing that everything he was once being held up on heading into the Clash of the Titans match was now gone out the window– soon to be one by one of the other odds on favorites to win, and his ‘best friend’, Michael Bishop. All of his dreams of making it on the big stage of Final Destination by himself—without the help of others to get there—were crushed, turned to a nightmare, by the simple elimination caused by Noah Quinn.

Maybe it wouldn’t have stung a bit if it wasn’t for the order that he was gone from, being the fifth elimination in the entire match, and barely even making it to see the fortieth person to enter make their presence known. That stinging feeling stayed with him, feeling like after everything that he did throughout the entire season– from becoming ‘The Spartan King’ and making defense after defense count towards the moniker’s meaning, to being one of the true breakout stars within the season after the championship win – racking up wins against the likes of Azumi Goto, Noah Quinn, Arata Asakura, and many more – turning into one of the faces of Kingdom heading into Dimensional Warfare against The Golden Dawn– all of it feeling like it’s been wasted when it came to the later point of the season, feeling like everything that he had built himself up to being was all for nothing, feeling as if there’s no more bounce back from this and any dream of becoming Clash of the Titans winner or even OWA World Champion is either on hold for another day or just never going to happen. That feeling of being crushed by your own ceiling when others say that the ceiling has already been cracked wide open for you makes you wonder what they even meant by it, if they even meant what they said, and if they did – when does it begin to show, when does all of the hard work finally show some damn reward?

This – as much as he might not want to even admit it so soon – might be the final chance that he could’ve had to achieve this, to make sure that he became ‘The King’ that he destined himself to be, and without that Clash of the Titans win on his side? He didn’t feel like starting all the way down at the bottom and beginning to make the climb all the way back up to the top again. Not after everything that he did throughout the past twelve months to make it happen. Not after spending months in purgatory and then climbing out of it to become a freshened, bright star that he knew he could’ve been. Whether this was the beginning of the end for him, he knew he had to make the decision tonight. There’s no waiting weeks to make that decision, it had to be done tonight.

As the match continued to happen inside of the arena, the sound of the crowd cheering and gasping for those close moments of eliminations, Jason continued to pace back and forth– wondering what decision he’d have to make before he even thought of leaving the arena tonight. As he continued to do so, the greeting of finding one of the backstage personnel working behind the scenes seemed to have been out of place as they walked up towards Jason continuing to pace back and forth down the long hallways. They seemed to have some kind of concern for the man, but were able to keep their distance from him – just knowing how hostile Jason can be when he’s under severe pressure.

“Hey, Jason, are you doing alright, man?” The man asked as he walked up closer to Jason– who was visibly perplexed by the man’s ‘sudden’ appearance, glaring up towards him which made the man take another few steps back once he saw the fire inside of Jason’s eyes, which made Jason go back to pacing back and forth and holding his head down. “Scott’s been wondering where the hell you’ve been… he thought he’d have the chance to speak to you about what happened out there, I think even he is somewhat concerned about you– so, like, if you wanna come with me and you can speak to him about whatever’s going on inside of your mind—”

Jason stopped right on the spot, slowly turning around to face the man and glaring right towards him once more. There’s a moment of silence between the two before Jason finally turns back around and faces the man, coming a small bit closer towards him. “You can tell that bastard that I want to be fuckin’ left alone, for good, because I think I’m just done. I’m fuckin’ DONE! Another pause, which led to Jason taking a deep breath – finally making the decision on his own and feeling all of the pressure coming off of his shoulders. “I failed myself out there tonight, I failed everyone out there that had some kind of fuckin’ hope for me, and I failed everyone that thought I could be the man that they see everywhere around the fuckin’ world. But, as you’ve seen, I can’t be that. I need to stop being someone that I’m not– even with a bit of an attitude change? I can’t be that fuckin’ man.”

The man was in shock hearing Jason’s decision on his future, feeling like this is all a part of a joke– all a part of the anger that’s boiling inside of his veins. “Jason, you can’t be done… you’ve got so much to achieve still here! A few defeats and knocks shouldn’t keep you down—”

“I said… I am fuckin’ done—and when I say that? I mean that I am done from this company, I cannot continue here anymore, I need to just fuckin’ leave…” Jason takes another deep breath. “I don’t belong here– I can’t compete on the level of others here, and I feel like I can’t achieve anymore than what I have already. Tell Scott that I’m done, and whatever papers that he needs me to sign for my resignation? I’ll sign them. Just send them by post or some shit, I don’t even fuckin’ care anymore.”

He said it, he spoke it into existence, he was done here in OWA. Everything that Jason once had here and was beginning to be had came to a crashing halt—and this was the breaking point of everything that he once had here. Jason took one more deep breath before turning back around and heading to leave the arena, walking along the halls as the man continued to call out for Jason to come back – to simply speak to Scott Oasis about all of this talk that he’s speaking about – trying to do anything in his power to make sure that he doesn’t leave this company for good, making him change his mind about even leaving. But, the deed has been done. Months and months of becoming someone and to then simply crash and burn – losing everything in the process as well – had made the decision much easier to say than ever before.

The man had came in front of Jason and the door, holding him back from taking any step further, but Jason wasn’t taking any more of the bullshit anymore– grabbing the man by the collar and throwing him to the side and onto the floor, walking right through the door out of the arena and slamming it shut. This was the true end of everything that Jason Long had held here in the Omega Wrestling Alliance, and there was no more turning back.

The end of a kingdom’s era had truly come, The King was dead.

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, J.D. Damon, Matsuda, Alyssa Grace, Noah Reigner and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DT The Ruler
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 25th 2022, 10:16 pm by DT The Ruler
Well, that was easy.





 
(DT The Ruler is seen in his office in Hartford, Connecticut, looking at a black-haired shih tzu one of his female secretaries had on a short leash; the dog looked up at DT The Ruler for a moment, sitting obediently on the wood flooring, and the secretary crouched down to feed it a small treat)

I didn’t have to do much in Canada outside settle a personal matter as heartlessly as possible. Not going to lie: the man had it coming for attempting to ruin my image as a man of sophistication and high standards, standards most of OWA still fails to come within arm’s reach of. And now, what’s set to occur at the next edition of Kingdom, well that wasn’t my doing. And I’m glad it wasn’t, as I don’t want to have to resort to making hostile demands in order for me to establish a position in the mix for Championships, especially in a childish or excessively brutal way. And I promise you, if I ever have to go there, I can be very brutal. Getting my hands dirty I have no qualms about, but I prefer not to. Nonetheless, men in general feel a better sensation when Upper Management in a company does the right thing without being cornered, and in The Ruler’s case: it’s a title opportunity is given. There is one thing, though, that I am thankful for, and that is the fact that I’m not being forced to go against my associate and Business Partner, Mr. Raivo. I noticed all over this organization we have Asian People coming to blows all over Kingdom, and White People battling each other all over Olympus. It’s good to see the Black Men be the civilized and cooperative ones on both, contrary to what Mainstream Media wants you to believe. *laughs* And I am not surprised. We’ve always been a group of people who can stand unified if we tried harder to, but selfishness and the “Strong, Independent” hustler mentality tends to override common sense and Jolly Cooperation…outside maybe the Golden Yawn.

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(The secretary picked up the shih tzu and sat down in the office chair with the animal, talking to it as if it were her child)

Now you may be wondering: why do I have a black-haired shih tzu here in my office? Well, the real reason is because it’s a gift for one of my lady “friends”; I picked it up on the way here from Montreal, and women love small animals, so why not? I can afford it, no big deal. But the other reason? More on that later. For now, though, I must focus on this coming title match, my first title match in OWA, being for the Outlaw Championship against Mr. Myojin and Mr. Jodan Jonouchi.

(DT The Ruler picks up some papers from his desk, outlining both of his opponents in terms of strengths and weaknesses noted by his secretaries)

A quick look at Mr. JoJo, a man I thought was in a match with myself a few weeks ago but spent more time backstage than at the ring, and I don’t know what to make of this character outside of the fact that he is very matter-of-fact in words and in wrestling style. And until much more recently, the man didn’t look like one with purpose or drive. Even in the non-interaction with them, that JoJo boy gave off the same level of motivation as a California surfer on Snoop Dogg weed, while being talked about on the same level as famous slackers like Ferris Bueller and Zack Morris. Now some may believe that must mean I’m completely dismissing Mr. Jodan, but I know better than to be like past opposition. I know wrestlers well enough to know that any one of them can instantaneously become threatening, especially after hearing what he had to say last week. Natural talent doesn’t beat hard work most of the time, but that talent manifesting at the best time can be difficult to overcome. Is Jodan J talented enough to force myself to take him more seriously in this Triple Threat, one I already forecast myself dominating from the get-go? Or is the man going to find a way to play hooky? We’ll see, though, if he’s about That Action or just pulling a LeBron on Twitter tactic with what he said on Kingdom. Because as we know: all men have is their word, and I take heed of every man’s words, not to mention title opportunities tend to ignite motivation like few things can. I’ll still scout him out a bit more because I like to be prepared rather than let off-guard.

And also: I agree about the Axe Body Spray. Cori Simmons needs to know deodorant spray doesn’t replace a shower.

(DT The Ruler put down the notes on his desk and then walked over to his secretary)

So now I look at one Mr. Myojin, the fighting champion of the Golden Yawn. (DT The Ruler picked up the black-haired shih tzu from his secretary's arms as it was finishing its dog treat; he then sat down in his office chair with it in hand) Now Mr. Myojin, I will start pretty surface-level with you going into the next edition of Kingdom before Final Destination and say the obvious: nothing personal over here. You and I have not interacted enough to have raging flames towards each other, but you do have something that I’d love to take as my own. Oh, not just your OWA Outlaw Championship, as that as a given, but your determination to prove your greatness to everyone. Your spirit is one seen in many athletes, and I’d love nothing more than to take your fighting spirit, put it in a Mason Jar, and have it on a shelf in my trophy room. I peeped your words towards the Woman before the Montreal event, and despite being the only champion in your friend circle, you still feel like you’re being slighted. (DT The Ruler looks at the shih tzu and feeds it a piece of a Beggin’ Strip from a cup on the table) The reason you in particular are slighted- and I use that term loosely because I don’t see it- is because simply: you are Arata the Terrorist’s adorable little dog. Now now, Mr. Myo, I don’t think you’re literally a dog- or adorable- but as long as you sit around while your owner, Arata, screams for title matches and is handed them unfairly, you will always be seen no different than any little pet like this one I hold for one of my lady “friends”, a creature someone like your other Master could comfortably fit in their purse and parade around after it’s well-groomed. I remember in my younger years when I was associated with a notorious group called the King’s Court, and in combination with tag teaming more than once with a man I despised, the only thing that gave people the idea that I was autonomous was winning my first World Title. The only way you will gain the respect other independent self-made men receive is to not accept the status of subordinate through actions suggesting such.

I doubt you’ll change, though.


But as we approach our first meeting in the ring, there is one thing I don’t want you to do. Well, two. Firstly, Mr. Myojin: please be civilized and don’t pee in or around the ring. There is a very big Outside for you to do so prior to our contest, so make sure Arata allows you to relieve yourself. The second thing, though, is to not pull a Stark move.

Oh, you don’t understand what that is? Let me explain.

After not wrestling on television for several years, The Ruler returned to the ring and one degenerate named Stark- you might know him- got a lucky win back in January, a win that he still carries around with him to this day like an actual Championship. And while I don’t blame him for holding a lucky win against The Ruler in high regard, the main reason he does is because everything else for him within the last few months have been a series of unfortunate events. Despite having just fought the Woman and the Terrorist for the OWA World Championship at Clash of the Titans, he couldn’t slither his unlucky ass into a World Title match again like your Owner managed to and decided to try and snake his way into business he does not belong in with myself and Mr. Raivo putting one Ali Gory in his place. And by the way, Mr. Stark: Mr. Raivo does not need to avenge me, as I am not a Man that piles unnecessary burdens on my associates. What he will do instead is put you down easy and successfully defend his Championship if forced to. I am confident in Mr. Raivo doing something you’ve failed to do recently and that is leave a PPV with a title in hand.

But back to the topic at hand: when you come to Kingdom and enter that ring to defend your Championship, don’t pull a Stark and believe you managing to get a win on paper against the Woman will mean much of anything. Don’t even think having a grocery list of Wrestlers worth mentioning means you have an advantage, as The Ruler has his own bucket of big names that have been… “coronated” in that ring. I saw you and the Golden Yawn pull off your B-Tier chicanery, and while I am not 100% opposed to such tactics, you best not make it appear like you toppled some giant with your bare hands. Get it how you live, they say. Do what you must by any means necessary, as the great Malcolm X inferred when speaking of more important things. But live in the truth as well, and that truth is despite not wanting to be seen as another mongrel in your squad, you made yourself look like an absolute bitch last event with what you did to the Woman. And I know the commentators made it sound like you beat some God, but be honest is what I ask of you.

Whether you move truthfully or not does not matter, though, as when you come to the ring to defend your title against The Ruler, I’m not one to sit back and assume you’ll be less bite than bark after that display against the Woman. But as a Professional, a veteran who understands what to expect from every dog in this business, rabid or not, and as an actual man of greatness whose fought and muzzled many others, I know not to treat you like how myself and my secretary treat this shih tzu. See I treat this small creature with kid gloves and tender loving care, feeding it lightly, holding it with respect for its existence before passing it on to the next person. But you, Myojin, as my opponent better come ready to face an actual monster beyond your previous contenders. I promise I will hurt you, Myojin, and I will hurt you really badly, first so you understand that I am your main Master and Ruler, but also so you feel what it’s like to struggle against someone legitimate who wants Championship glory again. And after I hurt you and JoJo and take the OWA Outlaw Championship as my own, I will make sure to put a leash around your neck so Arata and Daito can take care of you as I celebrate.
 
 

(DT The Ruler sat the dog on top of his desk, and the camera faded to black)

Alyssa Grace has spoken. It’s such good shit!



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Stark
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 23rd 2022, 12:48 am by Stark
THE NEWEST TESTAMENT
BOOK FOUR /// SPECIAL SERMON: THE BODY OF CHRIST

*The storming sands of Lebanon rage against the lost city of Baalbek, better known as “The City of the Sun”. In front of the ruins of what was once a castle, stand Nico Borg and Maggall. As the cameraman approaches them, the sounds of harps playing can be heard. The camera pans over to Jesus Christ sitting on a golden throne, two women on either side of him serenading him but he simply looks straight ahead with nothing but contentedness on his face.*

Nico: Behold! Our Lord! The Savior! The Messiah! He has many names, but the only one that should matter to you all is His one true name, given to him by God above himself - JESUS! CHRIST! Victory is in His DNA. The Deity that created everything from nothing in a mere seven days has blessed the world with His one and only son, so that humanity could be saved! He left us for thousands of years, only to return… to nothing but blasphemy. “You are not the true Son of God!” the heretics told Him. “You are a fraud!” is something I have had to listen to time and time again. But we listened to it. We endured it. We understand that your lack of faith comes not from a place of malice, but from one of ignorance. However -  I must ask now, what reason is there to not believe any longer? Look at the man beside me. Once our sworn enemy, with nothing but the destruction of Jesus Christ on his mind, even he was conquered! And now he stands before us! A believer! A disciple! Just one of many, and there are many more to come. And that’s when He understood where we should go forward in our quest. Where we could show the most people our power in the most effective amount of time. Do not let his imposing physical structure and scarcity of words fool you - our Lord is no fool. He is smarter than most, as a general of both combat and strategy. And that’s when he revealed to me where he wanted to strike next.

*Nico pauses for a moment as Christ begins to descend the stairs, standing next to Magall.*

Nico: Do not be deceived, Elijah, Drago! This man I present to you all IS the Son of God himself! Born of the Virgin Mary, without the sin of man corrupting his spirit! They say nobody but God is perfect! Well that saying is wrong! There is one more man that is perfect... His Son as well! Christ is perfection! However there is one fact that the Scriptures got wrong! Christ is not here to save each and every one of you! For the sake of the masses, Christ must exorcise the wicked from this Earth! Heretics and blasphemers have no place on this mortal coil. Even one sinner is enough for God to turn his head away from the world and damn each and every one of us down to Hell! THAT is why Christ is here! One person at a time He will judge you all with his superior intellect and morality, for He is pious! Those He judges to stand in the way of humanity's salvation He shall remove from this world! Drago, Elijah, you two are proud fools. I know you won't respect the word of Christ himself, at least not until He gets you into the ring with him and gives you a reason to respect His authority. He is more powerful than you two could ever imagine. As a wrestler, he puts both of you to shame. This is a man who has won the Television Championship! He is just as accomplished as either of you are when it comes to the ring. But fear not. If you will not listen to Christ Himself, then perhaps you can listen to this man... Maggall. Tell them how Christ saved even you of all people.

*Maggall smirks and nods his head before beginning to speak.*

Maggall: I too was once a fool. I was not always "Magnanimous". I was once a Heretic myself. I had stood in front of the burning bush and in my deluded visions I thought I heard someone speaking to me... Allah. I realize now that the voice I heard was not Allah, for there is only one true God, the Father of Christ Himself! The voice I heard was the Devil! Guiding me down the path of defiance and irreverence! I had bestowed upon myself the name "Muhammad" and engaged in Holy Jihad against Jesus Christ and His teachings, His ways, His infinite knowledge and wisdom! What an idiot I was! I fought Christ tooth and nail to the bitter end in the legendary Three Stages of Heaven match but when I was soundly defeated He was a gracious Prophet! He did not damn me to Hell, He gave me a chance! To redeem myself! To be saved! And I took it! I renounced my stupid beliefs and ideals and conformed to His irrevocable word! When I tell you Elijah, that Christ is all powerful... I mean it! And considering I took your title off of you in the first place... Don't think you have a single chance in HELL to stand before His grace! Please tell me where you've seen yourself outmatch or outclass me Elijah? You got lucky once at Civil War! What good did that do? Your boy Matt Miles is nowhere to be seen, Jacob Senn decided he was better off all on his own than with your bum ass at his side, and now what? You're competing for God of War? Like that shit matters? You didn't see how much of a failure Cage ended up being with that Medallion last year? You're going to do the same thing with that God of War that you did with that Prestige Championship Elijah, you're going to lose it to me! All in the name and honor of Jesus Christ, of course.

*Maggall makes the sign of the cross.*

Maggall: I'm not going to lose again to you Elijah. You had your one fluke. You got to even the score in your sorry little mind. That's okay with me. Christ has taught me that everyone can be saved. So when we meet in the ring Elijah, I'm going to save you again, from yourself. You're going to realize your foolish vanity won't get you anywhere in this world. I'm going to make you submit to me then you can submit to Christ, then you'll be able to be saved as well! Now Drago Santiago, if there's a SINGLE person that even Christ might not be able to save, even in his all-powerfulness, that would be YOU. You are a heretic of the most pathetic kind. You believe in nothing. You have no conviction. Nothing tying you to this world. What did you show us in WrestleWorld other than running away from the company when the going got tough? What have you shown us here in OWA other than being able to beat the jobber of the week they throw at you? They put you up against ONE real competitor in Corey Matthis and go figure that's the one and only match you've lost so far! Pathetic. That is going to repeat itself one more time when you face me this week, Drago, and forget me, you're going to be in the ring with Christ himself and all you've got for help is that bum Elijah. Christ help you all. 

*Christ steps in front of Nico, staring a hole into the camera.*

Christ: … I was created to forgive the world of their sins. My Father above wants nothing but the best for you all. Do not be foolish. The inevitable is inevitable, nothing any of you can do will change it. Do not challenge me. Do not think that you are above me. Do not think that there are any other ways. I am the Hand of the Lord, His weapon of peace, the carrier of His will - you are all mere mortals who cannot comprehend just what I’m fighting for. To the twenty nine men who are going to stand in my way… it’s never too late for forgiveness. 

Nico: That’s absolutely --

*Christ pushes Nico away and continues to speak.*

Christ: And for those of you that will choose to defy me… you’re going to wish you were down there in Hell with that fool Lucifer and not in the ring with me.

*Christ walks back up to his throne and sits down.*

Nico: Indeed my Lord. We have no more to say on this matter. Our quest continues. One day, one way or another, you will all believe in Christ. He is simply too powerful for any other result to come to fruition. Salvation is possible! All you have to do is make the right choice - concede to our Lord and you will be rewarded for eternity! Amen!

Maggall: Amen.

*The sand starts to blow violently again as the feed abruptly ends.*

Mav. and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

James Diamond
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 22nd 2022, 10:46 pm by James Diamond
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"Hey. Hello. Hi. Hola. Konichiwa."

A fist knocks on the screen, hard, before a scowling James Diamond appears in frame.

"Where are you, The Landerson? Why the hell haven't you shown your ridiculous face? You realize this isn't some sort of game that I'm just messing around with because I'm bored, right? This is my life and I'm not about to let you make a mockery of it. See, I did you a favour, The Landerson. I did you a favour by coming out first and letting you know exactly what I was all about. I was the professional here and with our match just days away I'm left with nothing. There was very little indication that you were a professional anything to begin with, let alone a professional wrestler, but I guess somewhere in the back of my mind I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I thought, 'Hey, this guy might be an absolute joke, be completely whipped by family, be an utter disgrace to this profession but maybe... he'll have the courtesy to actually stand in front of a camera and say something. Anything. Just to make me feel like this match is going to be something more than a text book burial.' But, alas, here we are with nothing but silence. You're ghosting me, The Landerson, and to say that I'm pissed off is putting it far too lightly."

James Diamond roughly grabs the lens of the camera with one hand and holds it close to his face as he seethes and grits his teeth as he speaks.

"You see, Landerson, all the under cutting jokes and jabs aside you've made your second mistake in as many weeks. The first one, of course, was ever agreeing to this match with me. The second one was deciding you're better off jumping on a trampoline practicing your ridiculous flips instead of acknowledging me as the threat that I am. I might be new to OWA and maybe you and the rest of locker room has failed to grasp exactly what has happened here. When I say that, you need to look into my eyes and realize that it's not just some blow off catch phrase that doesn't actually amount to anything and I'll just fade off quietly into the night and be forgotten in a matter of days. No, I'm the best damn technical, professional wrestler that this world has ever seen and I fully intend on showing you exactly what changing the landscape of OWA really means. But here's a taste, Landerson. For me, what that sentence means is I intend to end careers of anybody that stands in my way. It's going to change the landscape because once I'm done with this roster of wannabes and spot monkeys there isn't going to be anything left. This is going to be some real scorched Earth shit, Landerson. I had intended on toying with you a bit when we stepped into the ring. You know, let the three fans of yours get all excited because you did some stupid ass flip, pretend that it affected me and really play it up to those idiots marks bulging out of their seats in the arena. Really put you over, as they say. Right before I pull the rug out from under you and start picking you apart, piece by ridiculous piece. I'm going to hurt you in ways that you didn't think were possible right before i shut your lights out. Then, Landerson, as your blurry vision tries to focus on the rafters and I'm standing above you with my hand raised you're going to slowly realize exactly what you got yourself into: you made the dumbass mistake of getting yourself mixed up with a bonafide career ender and I absolutely promise you that when everything is said and done this Sunday you're never going to be the same again."

Without warning, the camera is violently shoved to the ground, cutting the fed.

Mav. and Alyssa Grace have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Corey Matthis
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 22nd 2022, 10:21 pm by Corey Matthis
Gaining Prestige
Nashville, Tennessee
April 15, 2022

As the scene opens up, we find Corey Matthis walking through busy Centennial Park, dressed in a bright red pair of sweatpants with a matching red Nike hoodie.  With his hands jammed tightly into his pockets he makes his way through the park, eyeballing every single person he walks past.  It doesn’t matter if they’re exercising, taking a lunch break, walking their dog, or merely just enjoying the beautiful spring day, Corey stares at each of them with a grimace on his face as if they’ve all somehow wronged him.  Muttering swear words under his breath, Corey makes his way to a park bench and plops down, crossing his arms as he does so.

“Bullshit.  Complete and total bullshit.  Corey Matthis is no longer the Icarus Champion.  Are you happy now?  Are you ALL happy now??  You got what you wanted!  Ryo Sakazaki has his grubby little hands on MY Championship!  And guess what?  That means that Olympus now no longer has a World title!  Is that the end goal you all wanted to see happen?!  Alyssa Grace already ran away to Odyssey with the Omega Heavyweight Championship, leaving Olympus in absolute SHAMBLES, and I…out of the goodness of my own heart, did everything in my power to hold this brand together.  I stood up in the face of adversity and filled the void left by the absence of the Omega Heavyweight title by bravely declaring myself the Icarus World Champion!  Not the world champion that any of you deserved, but the one you NEEDED.  The one this brand needed.  The one this whole damn industry has needed!  I mean just take a look around!  Everything about professional wrestling has gone to absolute SHIT!  Demons and Gods, banshees and whores, gypsies and Italian mobsters…even CODY FUCKING RHODES!  What the hell has this company come to?  And despite ALL of that…despite everything that’s been weighing this company down for YEARS…I STILL decided to take a stand and pull this industry from the depths it has sank to by being the one world champion that we could all still be proud of.  But now?  Now after I was flat-out ROBBED at the hands of that charity case Ryo Sakazaki…here we are again on Olympus.  Once more, Olympus is left to wallow in the cellar of OWA as the brand without a true world championship.  It’s obvious that the Icarus title can no longer be classified as one.  Not as long as that rodent has it in his possession.  And that Immortal Heavyweight title that everybody seems to be clamoring on and on about?  Please.  Don't make me laugh.  That belt has existed for a cup of coffee and already it’s had two tainted winners.  One who brought the belt into existence because the world pitied his inability to get the job done against Graham Baker.  And another that is so far gone off the deep end that he betrayed his own people.  So if you all want to pine after that so-called title and pretend it somehow holds any value, then be my guest.  But I’m not so easily swayed.  You want me to treat it as a world title?  Then eventually somebody worthy of being world champion needs to hold it.  So…that leaves just one more.  The OWA Prestige Championship.”

Corey can’t help but smile.  He tries to keep his composure, but he begins cracking up as if he was just told a hilarious story.

“I apologize, but the name…’Prestige Championship’...do tell me what in the fuck is so ‘prestigious’ about a title that has been held by someone like Mark fucking Michaels not once, but TWICE!  This…this has to be a joke, right?  Well guess what, Mark?  The fucking joke is over.  Because as this brand once again stands on the brink of collapse, I…as usual…will be the one who courageously stands up and pulls us all back to relevancy with my own two hands when I finally bring some real prestige to that Prestige Championship.  And I know, I know…I’ve already lost to you, Mark, as you seem so keen to remind me of.  That’s true.  As hard as it may seem to believe by looking at me, I’m not actually perfect.  My record has a few blemishes on it, most notably one at your hands on my debut here on Olympus.  But maybe you forgot exactly how you got that victory.  Much like everything else done at the hands of your people, it was dirty.  Dirty and cheap.  You know, for all the damn talk about how I’ve conducted myself and the ways I’ve gone about winning, nobody ever mentions the fact that I have yet to be beaten cleanly in this company.  But we just gloss over that, right?  When Corey does it, it’s vile and evil, but when Mark Michaels or Ryo Sakazaki does it, that’s all well and good.  People actually CHEER for it!  The hypocrisy of it all makes me sick.  But I know the exact remedy to make me feel better, Mark.  And that is to walk into Olympus: Wrestle Spirit and take that title that you hold so dearly.  I know you think that you have my number, but I urge you to be serious and just think about it, if only for a moment, Mark.  For once, you’re going to finally have to face me one-on-one.  Ryo won’t be there to help you.  He already got what he wanted.  He pulled the heist of the fucking century, robbed me of the Icarus Championship, and now he’ll be able to tell his kids and his grandchildren that his pathetic career wasn’t a COMPLETE waste because he has that ONE accolade to his credit.  And I can assure you that he wants absolutely no part of having to defend that title against me, Mark.  So no…I don’t think that even he is foolish enough to interfere again.  If he has even an OUNCE of intelligence, he’s going to stay as far away from me as humanly possible. That means you’re going to have to actually do something on your own for a change.  And this time not against a waste of a fucking roster spot like El Landerson.  Nah…this time you’re going to have to step into the ring with someone who is more talented than you in every single facet of the game.  But you already know that.  You knew that mere MINUTES after I made my way onto the main roster because that’s all it took me to put you flat on your ass, wasn’t it Mark?”

Corey chuckles to himself as he leans back against the bench.

“But I forget…you’re a hard worker, right?  Actually you know what…that’s true.  Hell, I’ll give you that much Mark.  You certainly do work hard.  We’ve watched you grow before our very eyes from a perennial loser and glorified fall guy into somebody who's somehow managed to luck their way into two championship reigns in the biggest wrestling promotion on the planet.  Even if you’ve been helped at every step of the way, that still doesn’t come without putting in the work.  And you have been.  You’ve been busting your god damn ass every step of the way.  Putting in the time, putting in the work, doing everything that you possibly can to get to where you are today.  But that’s the thing Mark…all that work…all that time…all that effort…and this is where you find yourself.  Defending your title against…El Landerson?  That’s IF you show up at all.  You’d think someone that calls themselves a champion would be chomping at the bit to get on TV…especially with Final Destination right around the corner.  But yet there we were…Olympus: Path of War…first show after the Clash with ALL eyes turned towards Final Destination.  And you couldn’t even be bothered to make an appearance?  I was there…accepting any and all challengers like a TRUE champion does.  But no sign of the Romani King at all.  Then again maybe that wasn’t your call.  Maybe you weren’t even fucking wanted because despite all of that hard work you’ve been putting in, Aizen still sees you for what you actually are…NOTHING.”

Corey leans forward now, staring deep into the camera, and speaking directly to Mark Michaels.

“I want to make something crystal clear to you, Mark.  I don’t care how passionate you are about this.  I don’t give a damn how hard you’ve worked to get to where you are.  I don’t care about your tainted victory over me.  I don’t even care about that championship you hold over your shoulder.  You are not…and will never be…as good as I am.  You’ve said it yourself.  I’ve only been here for a cup of coffee.  You’ve been putting in the time for YEARS.  Yet here you find yourself at Wrestle Spirit…an event you evidently deem to be prestigious and who are you up against, Mark?  Me.  Despite the experience and the accolades and the work you’ve put in, you find yourself on the exact same level that I am.  Does that bother you at all?  It should.  Because in a mere fraction of the fucking time, I have pulled myself from a former college football star to OWT standout to right on par with you.  And after Wrestle Spirit, when I remove that Prestige Championship from around your waist, I am going to blow right by you in the pecking order of this brand.  Whether you believe that or not is irrelevant because at this point it’s inevitable.  There is nothing you can do to stop it.  Not even your famous work ethic that you seem to go on and on about, while simultaneously misguidedly judging my own.  I get it, Mark.  I’ve given you your flowers.  It takes some serious work to mask your clear inefficiencies and make something out of a career most had thought was left for dead, but don’t you dare for one second question my own work ethic.  Don’t you dare doubt what I’ve put into this.  I know that when you see me compete that I make this shit look easy…like it’s just second nature for me.  But the fact of the matter is, I don’t do anything half-assed.  From the moment I decided to step through those ropes, I’ve given this shit everything that I have with complete and total focus on becoming not just the best that I can be, but the greatest of all time.  Because that’s what winners do, Mark.  That’s what champions do.  That’s what I’ve fucking done my whole career and it’s why I was hand chosen to be the future of this company.  Hard work may beat talent when talent doesn’t work hard, but I assure you that that little saying does not and has never applied to The Clean Sweep, Mark.  You can question my decision making and my allegiances.  You can disapprove of the fact that I hitched my wagon to Scott Oasis despite the fact that you only got to where you are by hitching yours to Nathan Fiora.  I won’t even fault you for any of that, Mark.  But how DARE you second guess how much I put into this.  The AUDACITY for you to even question how much I want this as if anybody who’s not completely all-in would ever find themselves in the positions that I’ve found myself in.  As if anyone who decides to phone it in would have the accolades that I have earned in the biggest wrestling territory on the fucking planet.  Trust me Mark.  I want this.  I want ALL of this.  Not just this win…not just that title.  But to be the absolute, undisputed greatest professional wrestler of all time.  And unlike you…I have all of the tools to actually do it.  The only thing that I’m missing…is just a little bit of ‘prestige’.”

Corey smirks confidently before getting up and walking out of sight.

[Fade to Black]

Mav., Alyssa Grace, Mark Michaels, Noah Reigner and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jacob Senn
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 22nd 2022, 9:37 pm by Jacob Senn
Kazuya, your juvenile dreams are bound to be shattered when we meet in the land where this all began for the both of us and inside its greatest arena, The Tokyo Dome.

Wrestle Spirit and Strong Style Wrestling has decided to make its way into The Omega Wrestling alliance and you believe that this is supposed to be some sort of revelation for me to renege on the vow I took to claim this Immortal Heavyweight Championship in the first place? Do you believe you’re going to bring forth some salvation through my defeat? Pathetic, Kazuya. Only a child would believe that this deal was anything more than a rebirth of the man who walked through the halls of the greatest wrestling companies known to this industry. The most ruthless individual who would make sure every person in his path was stomped out on his desire for conquest in world championship glory. The unmatched cunning of a man who could systematically bring forth the downfall of a person who believed themselves to be so superior, in any capacity of human aptitude, and show them exactly what a superior wrestler was through experience. A man who has experienced every possible outcome this industry could deliver unto a person and has found a way to be able to overcome those potentials to persevere until the next opportunity arises to be claimed and conquered. I’ve tarnished my legacy through accepting this Faustian pact and selling my soul to a devil who has been able to establish a bloodline of kings who has been famed in glory for millennia? You know that to be the farthest thing from the truth, but somewhere between the moment you entered into the Doomsday Triple Cage to now where you’ve decided to be granted an opportunity at my championship because of a contract you failed to seize the opportunity on to not only take this championship, but bring forth some false salvation you’ve prophesied? Not happening. The only thing that was tarnished was The Dynasty when every single second I had to swallow the bitter pill of being left as a shadow to each and every single one of my false brothers. I had to bite my tongue and watch leeches, who I had done everything in my power to hoist and propel into the heights of world championship excellence to be respected and revered for the prestige they were destined to capture, flounder and fail at every opportunity presented to them after Darkane’s championship defeat. I had to be made a martyr at Hardcore Havoc because when the rest of you let your pride decide to succeed the mission of prestige our brotherhood, where were you or anyone else for that matter to save Naheem or to be there when I was in need? Nowhere as we were forced to be outnumbered and overwhelmed to lose everything I had put my entire being into making happen for us with the Prestige and Tag Team Championship taken away from us. If that was a one-time instance, maybe I would have forgiven this offense, but it wasn’t. The same thing would happen inside of The Doomsday Triple Cage because where were any of you to provide any aid when attempting to fend off the foes who had made me a tribute to their cause inside of that match? Again, nowhere but looking to make sure to stroke your ego and make a name for yourselves. That’s where I drew the line. That’s when I knew the writing on the wall and through the experiences in this industry I had gained after over a decade of performing for many promotions throughout the world, I knew none of you had respected the sacrifices I had made for The Dynasty and only thought of yourselves in hopes of gaining glory, not that week by week, I was becoming more of a mockery and a joke to this entire sport every single step of the way. No longer. I’m no longer bound to be a joke because I have been reborn. A resurgence has been gifted thanks to this contract created with the devil itself, a rebirth of the legend I once was instead of the humble creator who wanted to make the future of this industry with his learning tree of knowledge to bestow upon those who sought it, and you will soon come to realize this at Wrestle Spirit when you have to fight in a war with me until the death of your pride has been shown to the entire world. In order to be reborn into this form and take on the body of my prime to be able to defeat the warriors who had written me off for so long, sacrifices are to be made. Just as I had sacrificed my own legacy, my own reputation, and my own prestige to be able to make sure The Dynasty was seen as the grand brotherhood we were supposed to be known as, The Dynasty would be the ones to be the scapegoat of this tribute. I had given myself to this brotherhood for long enough and what did I have to show for it? People believing Darkane was superior to me because I had stood in the shadows to allow him the luxury to be the great champion he was? I was left to be ridiculed at every single opportunity as some old washed-up version of myself because I was the martyr of our brotherhood to allow the success of everyone else in The Dynasty? I was no longer going to be the sin eater of this brotherhood and The Dynasty, it had to be cost to be able to return to the former glory I once basked in. Lo and behold, I now sit on the throne of immortality as the champion of this promotion and even though I have only done what any other given the opportunity would have taken to receive this championship, you among others have vilified me for it. However, you claim to not be the valiant hero to save Olympus from the doom it has created for itself?

Don’t make me laugh.

Whether you want to accept this role as the intrepid savior of Olympus from the accursed champion who hopes to bring doom to the masses or not, this is the role you have been placed in by attempting to dethrone me from my seat of champion and take this trophy away from me. You have assumed this part to play in the grand story to be played out here and the sad thing is, I was the one who created this hero to be slain. Heroes have no place in the wasteland of doom to be left of this promotion during my reign at the throne of immortality and due to your desire to bring forth a form of salvation in stripping me of what belongs to me alone, you will be brought to shame and destruction at your very doorstep. At your very own home in the land of Tokyo, inside of the grandest stage they could place our encounter within at the Tokyo Dome, you will be forced to not meet the man who will have created you into the warrior you have become. The man who did that died when this pact was sealed, but you will meet the man who has been reborn as the conqueror of men who dare defy his edicts and punish them through violent brutality and carnage upon their flesh to the point of no return. You want me to come to terms with my supposed role within The Dynasty and what was that, Kazuya? You want me to be some coach to stay on the sidelines and never experience the illustrious glory of world championship prestige? You want me to simply be your shadow to follow you around, stand at ringside as your cheerleader, and never achieve the desires that remain within my very soul to be where I rightfully belong at the top of this industry with no man to even hope to challenge for that right? No, I’m not going back. I’m not going back to be left in the shadows of obscurity and you will realize when we have our battle that you made a mistake to even try to do that because I’m not there to have some instant classic with you to be remembered through the years that past as one of the best matches in either of our careers, but I’m there to break you down to a shell of your former self. This match is where I’m determined to reduce you back down from this warrior I had created to be the future of this industry to be the mere child who would have never amounted to anything without my guidance in the first place. I will destroy the very creation I made and there’s nothing you will be able to do about it when the time comes, Kazuya. You believe the man who was behind the formation of The Dynasty was the real Jacob Senn. The man who taught you everything you know about being a warrior within the ring was Jacob Senn at his purest form. You truly believe these past two years have been me at my most authentic self, don’t you? You are sorely mistaken. At the time I didn’t realize it myself, but I was wearing a mask and pretending to be something I was never meant to be. A creator of the future to be made in my own image. An engineer of the next pillars of this industry from my own mind to bring a resurrection of prestige that has been lost in this industry for so long. I’m not a creator of the destinies for other men to achieve, I’m a destroyer of dreams and destinies created to make sure that my own destiny manifests in the way I demand it to be made. I’m a man who conquers the people who have these juvenile aspirations to be the hero, to be the face of a company that people flock around, and to be the legendary name that everyone harkens back to with fond memories to lay my claim at the greatest to ever step foot in this business. I punish those who have been foolish enough to look at this business through rose-tinted glasses and right now, you’re one of those people who have done that. You see me for something I’m not and what I needed to resurrect after the death The Dynasty had brought to me. You are my student. You are the man I let rest under the learning tree to teach you everything you know and taught you how to conquer potential obstacles to stand in your path to achieving everything you have set out to do in your career, but you will find the samurai blade gifted unto you to slay those beasts will not work on me. I taught you everything you know, but I never taught you everything I know. Your blade was forged through guidance, but mine was forged through battle. Your steel was tempered through mentorship, my steel was tempered through bloodshed. The path you walked to become the warrior that you are was made through honor, prestige, and rigorous training at my hand to mold you into the warrior you have become today. The path I walked? The man I became through that path was made through devious cunning, ruthless brutality, and the blood of fallen enemies to be the man famous across this industry as a head collector. You believe it’s time for you to be the ace? Time for you to step up against your sensei and claim the crown that has eluded you for so long? Go ahead because I’ll make sure the arrow you fire becomes broken beyond repair as your final failed shot.

Your defiance will be met with brutal punishment.

Mav. and Alyssa Grace have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Elijah Hampton
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 22nd 2022, 8:28 pm by Elijah Hampton
“Everything is falling into place. Piece by piece. Snapped right in there, nice and tight. But not forcefully. It has never been forced or manipulated in any way when it comes to me. Everything has come rather hmmm, naturally. Yes, naturally. Because I would like to think I’m a natural when it comes to this profession. Having a true knack for this and shit, mhm. The proof being in the pudding. The stats doing the talking. The results being in my favor. I would say always, but that wouldn’t be factual. It started out shaky. It took some time to find my footing before I planted my feet in the sand and drew a line, daring all comers to step to and take a swing at yours truly. Putting this perfectly symmetrical face, willingly might I add, in harm’s way, just goes to show how confident and sure I am in my abilities. So after I took my bruises and my lumps and took the time to sharpen my skills, I got truly comfortable. The days of me being timid, are long gone. I kick my feet up on every and any table here in OWA, making myself at home. Yes, even the table tennis court thingy backstage. I don’t care if it ruins the game, for I am the game. That was deep. Point is, I’m comfortable in my own skin. I’m comfortable here in OWA. Getting cozy, snuggling under a blanket as I sip some hot cocoa. Might even treat myself and throw in a couple of ‘mallows. Short for marshmallows. Glad I cleared that up. But why wouldn’t I feel this way? Hmmm? Because this place is very much my home. I’m homegrown. I don’t come from Strong Style Wrestling or Wrestleworld or the land of elite. I’m Omega Wrestling Alliance, through and through. I bleed whatever OWA’s official color is these days. And it’ll stay that way for years to come. But like I said, these past six months or so, everything has clicked. I found the right situation and plugged myself in seamlessly. And I’ve controlled my destiny. I know, I know what you’re thinking — I’ve had some help along the way, sure. I’ve gotten some sound advice, some wisdom passed down from some of the more established names in this business. And I’ve applied it. Because at the end of the day, what happens when it comes to my career, it falls on my shoulders. If I fuck up, it’s on me. If I win, it’s on me. I take the good and the bad. And I own it. I don’t cry foul when things don’t go my way because I know that in the end, it will be me standing tall. It will be me at the top, the pinnacle of this business. Because I’ve come way too far not to. I’ve worked way too hard to let any man or woman stop me or surpass me. To get what I want. To face who I NEEEEEEED to face. You know who you are. And you know damn well I’m coming for you. Just like you know damn well I’m going to walk away as The God of War tournament winner, with a medallion in my possession that I would love nothing more than to use as a deadly weapon and crack your thick skull with until your face becomes a crimson mask. Now some say that’s no longer in my nature. But no, that side of me, it’s still somewhere deep inside. It’ll creep above the surface, I’m sure of it. Plus, doing that to you, I think it’s only right. After you slapped me in the face. After you slapped The Dynasty in the face. I then bash your face in. An eye for an eye. Because I have that dog in me. While you clearly have that bitch in you. And I’m going to treat you as such. When our paths inevitably cross. I’ll pull on your collar and walk you straight to your demise. To your end — but more importantly, to my beginning. 

Speaking of beginning, this is beginning to get real old, REAL QUICK! Dare I say, whack? Hmmmm — yes, this is indeed WHAAAACK! Yelled it to add extra emphasis. Every other week, Maggall stands before me. Every other week, he gets outsmarted and outclassed by the superior talent, as his big ass shoulders get pinned to the mat. Over and over again. It’s insanity. And then he goes back to the drawing board and tries to come back, to start some kind of rally, telling the world that this time is different when in reality I kick his teeth down his fucking throat just for shits and giggles with my Gucci flops because I guess he knows no better — and then he goes back to Bad Boy Know, so he can lick his wounds for him. Rinse and repeat. I’m what? 11-0 in my last eleven matches? The ranking system states it. And it’s safe to say that probably half of those wins have come at your expense, Mag. This just goes to show that when you took my Prestige Championship, it all came down to luck given the match structure. You’ve done a good job yourself to prove I’m right. Because you’ve done jack shit since. Just barely getting by. Trying to salvage what’s left of your disappointing career. While you’re quickly reaching the point of it being too late. The point of no return. Especially when they keep rolling you into the lion’s den against this ferocious beast — rawr. Because many, they see you as filler. They don’t see much in you. They question why you are even still here. Thinking you’re good for nothing. Asking themselves when will this guy get a clue, read the room, and finally, just fuck off? Every second that passes and you’re still here, your reputation takes another blow. They compare you to the likes of Titan. Yeah, just another Titan. Another ARYX. Another Eon. The list goes on and on. But I disagree. Because that’s too far. You’re not as bad as those I mentioned. Close. Very close. But you’re a tad better. Kinda. Ehhh. Might be a stretch actually. But sure. Look, I’m trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. Just say thank you. Besides, let me put it like this, you’re at least good for one thing. Your one purpose in this very company. And that’s padding my stats. I know that when I face you and that bell rings, a win for moi, is a sure thing. Add another tally in the win column, please and thank you. But sure, you can bask in the fact that it never comes easy. You can cling to your moral victories since you can’t seem to get the real thing these days. You’ll take what you can get, right? Feasting on those breadcrumbs and trying to convince yourself it’s enough. Go right ahead. Chow down. But don’t get too full now since you’re already full of shit. I’m going to dive a little deeper. Beneath the surface. Your presence alone, it bothers me. Bad Boy Collective — or what’s left of it after you tried to burn Nobi alive — it bothers me. Because there’s no point to it all. Because just like me, OWA shouldn’t settle. For mediocrity, which you are the poster child for. You might as well have been born and raised in. Molded by it. Defined by it. You can’t escape it. Because it makes up your DNA. It’s who you are. Inside and out. That and bacon grease. But let’s briefly talk about someone who isn’t mediocre. And that’s my partner this week, Drago Santiago. He hasn’t been here all that long, but he’s impressed. He’s impressed me. He’s impressed the fans. And he must have impressed management too because if he didn’t, let’s be real, he would probably be teaming with you instead of me. Which wouldn’t be giving him a fair shake at all. Because point-blank your lack of drive and your well-known atrocious performances would only drag him down. It’s contagious. That BBC rotten stench. The roadkill that is your little squad. While the shovel that is The Dynasty scraped you off the pavement and placed you on top of the heap of other misfits that OWA has employed for some reason. Shout out Shea Flaherty by the way. But I suppose it will be refreshing to team with a partner that will carry his weight, unlike that Shea fellow I just mentioned. Long story, Drago, don’t ask. Point is, you’re gonna lose another one, Maggall. You know this. I know this. The whole world knows it. It’s the worst kept secret. So that impressive losing streak of yours will continue to build and build until your knees buckle. And unfortunately, your floundering career will also continue afterward for some head-scratching reason. Like this can’t be fun for you, can it? It’s not for me. ‘Cause facing you, has taken a toll on my body. Like my foot. My poor right foot is damn near injured from all the times I’ve kicked your ass in just about every state and country in the past three months alone. And it won’t be given time to heal this week because it’s right back at it. Oh well. You know the drill by now, Maggall. Let’s get this over with.”

Stark, Mav., Alyssa Grace, Darkane and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Kazuya Iwade
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 22nd 2022, 8:03 pm by Kazuya Iwade
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I am home…

Kazuya walks along the alleyway of his childhood in Sapporo, reminiscing about the times gone by. He has a faint smirk on his face as he absorbs the boatload of nostalgia.

Tomorrow, he travels to Tokyo to compete in Friday Night Olympus’s super show, Wrestle Spirit. Named in honor of the company Kazuya calls home. SSW might be on hiatus but its memories live on amongst the fans and the wrestlers alike. Kazuya had an opportunity of a lifetime headed his way tomorrow. A chance to achieve his dream. A chance of becoming the ACE.

Standing in front of him was his mentor. A man he credited with early success in his career. A man who he admired. A man who idolized. But Kazuya wasn’t facing THAT man. He was facing a guy who was willing to give it all up to be world champion again. Even his own family. Even The Dynasty.

It feels surreal being back here. Places that I visited as a kid. Places where dreams were made. Tomorrow, at the iconic Tokyo Dome, I have a chance of realizing one such dream. I have been told that it’s a risk. Elijah thought I was kidding when I told him my idea. But seeing what Senn did to Miles. Seeing what he did to Darkane… I knew that somebody had to step up. I know that Elijah will win the God of War Tournament and find his way to pick up the slack if I was to fail. Heck, I know he’d be gunning for me if I were to become the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. I welcome that challenge. Unlike Senn, who continues to belittle me for standing up to him. 

The difference in Senn is night and day as his once family is no better than an inconvenience. If we didn’t kneel in front of The Punisher, we’d perish. Or that’s what I’ve been told. Well, if my death is imminent, I might as well pay this place a visit. I sat down right here with all my belongings the day I found out that I didn’t have enough to make ends meet. 

Kazuya takes out a chain with a lock from his pocket.

There was a lock on my door, telling me I wasn’t welcome to stay here anymore. SSW Dojo had told me I wasn’t good enough to ask for more financial support. They didn’t see any return on their investment so they chose not to. I don’t blame them. After all, it was a big ask even for them. But the setback that would have broken any common man became the reason why I am here today. I fought tooth and nail to make my name around the country. Whether it be for 20 Yen or 100. It didn’t matter. Schools. Parks. Gymanisums. You name it-- If there was a show, I was there fighting to put food on my table. Believe it or not, those are the days I cherish the most. Those are the days when I found my true self. I found The Last Arrow.

Months became years, but I never gave up. Fighting for every meal, every paycheck. I made enough of a spark around the country for SSW to notice me again. I was hungry. I wanted to prove that these last couple of years may have been full of hardship-- But it was what defined me. It made me complete. I honed my craft and I chose to never stop learning. When I made my debut in SSW, I couldn’t be more proud of what I had accomplished. The same place that told me I was never going to make it was advertising me as a top upcoming prospect. I got an opportunity to fight a legend like Jacob Senn early on and catch the eye of the public. Enough to get myself acquainted with The Dynasty. Enough to earn my way into becoming the Grand Japan Champion. And the success wouldn’t stop there. No. Dynasty moved from one positive to another and I found myself one step away from attaining greatness. The One Piece Contract-- The same one Nobi used two years ago to save SSW. 

While it may seem like it, I am no hero. I have done terrible things in my life to make sure that I make it. I undercut people. I was brash. I put people down if it meant I’d get something out of it. So, when the people ask me to save OWA. To save Friday Nights from the tyranny of Jacob Senn. That’s not why I am doing this. Call me selfish but this moment is completely about myself. Well, I say that but I do have a hidden agenda behind this. Something I didn’t know I had to do until two weeks ago. I was preparing to fight Noah Reigner. The Assault Rifle was an icon in SSW and I very much wanted to get to his level. This match would have happened regardless of the champion. So, I am not as nice as you may think I am. I am selfish, but aren’t we all?


I’ve seen crazy things happen in SSW and OWA. Things that are beyond the comprehension of a mortal human. So, it definitely might seem like I am out of my element because frankly-- I am. I am not sure if I am equipped enough to beat Jacob Senn. Or whoever is standing in his place. I knew something was up when Senn and Eon Blue crossed paths. Weird things started to happen and I would say that was the beginning of the end for The Dynasty. Well, a Dynasty without Jacob Senn that is. I still respect every single member who dawned the flag. They’re still brothers to me. And despite everything that Jacob is telling the world, there’s no man I respect more than him.

But that does not mean, I won’t try. I have to. If we ever were to stumble down the wrong path, I know Senn would have done that for us too. Despite him trying to twist the narrative and make people believe that he doesn’t care about us, it couldn’t be further away from the truth. His teachings contradict his actions. Maybe there’s an element of greed involved. Maybe Senn wasn’t too happy seeing people talk about the dominance of Darkane while he supported us from the background. Maybe it hurt him that the world didn’t revolve around Jacob Senn. Even though he’s an OWA Hall of Famer and a legend regardless of where he stands. Jacob Senn wanted more and as an aspiring man with his own dreams, I can understand that. But I fail to come to terms that Senn would fall down to such an extent that he’d rely on some outside unknown power to get him what he wants.

Darkane did it on his own merit. Baker-- Well, fuck that guy. He didn’t do shit on his own. But Reigner? Noah Reigner earned that title with his skill. And the great Jacob Senn couldn’t do it on his own? Why? He’s too old now? His body doesn’t move like it used to? Or do the EAW checks have him complacent? Whatever it is, Jacob Senn has shown that he is weak. Come on! Only the weak would have to rely on outside factors for getting to the top. So unless everything he taught me was a lie, this Jacob Senn is a fraud! Despite all the power that he possesses, Jacob Senn lacks the one thing that makes a warrior. The heart. He sold that shit to the devil. It’s a hollow fucking shell inside I can tell you that. A man who would turn his back on his family is no man at all! He’s a monster! And as a warrior with Samurai blood, I need to slay this monster and bring back the guy who I respected!

Can I do it? Well, we don’t have to wait much longer to find that out. But this man WILL fall. This armor of immortality that he seems to possess is already showing cracks. Jacob Senn has single-handedly abandoned every man who would take a fucking bullet for him. He’s got nobody he can fall back to. He’s got no friends. No family. No bitches? Yeah, probably that too. Not too long ago, I pushed Jacob Senn to the limit. I earned a handshake from him. I earned a spot in his crew. Every single day, I chose to learn from the best. I surrounded myself with like-minded people who wanted to be the greatest warrior to walk down these halls! Darkane proved his shit. He fought without any help from The Dynasty because it wouldn’t be right for the others stepping up to the challenge. He bled… He nearly DIED to be the greatest Omega Heavyweight Champion in history. That’s the spirit that The Dynasty bore. Not a bunch of voodoo magic dolls turning the lights off and scratching the backs of the people that HAD his back at all times.

It is unfortunate that it’s come down to this. But Jacob Senn needs to be brought back to the real world. He needs to realize the mistakes that he’s making, turning away everybody that respected him. He is destroying his own legacy for a worthless championship bonus. And this devil he signed up to will come back to bite his ass. You can never cheat the devil and Kingdom is a good example of that. Whatever Arata or Havoc tried ended up costing them the thing they valued the most. And guess what? They didn’t lose to a fucking God or Devil or a monster. They lost to a mortal human being just like me. There is power in unity and Jacob Senn has no friends anymore. Whether it is tomorrow or not, his power will fail him. And then what? Will he come crying back to the family he abandoned? Because The Dynasty will survive without him. He has taught us well. The foundation of this ship is pretty damn strong and that ship has sailed! 

I am not a hero, Jacob. I am your student. I am your protege. I am the guy who looked up to you. And you’ve taught this guy to be a world-beater. I am no longer the rookie with no future. I am no longer the student with a lot to learn. I have graduated with flying colors and I am more than ready to finally apply the things that I have learned to become EVERYTHING that I ever wished to be. If you’re a monster then I will draw my sword and slay you myself. And if fail, I’ve got plenty of people that care to pick up where I left off. So prepare yourself, Senn. The Dynasty you erected will not fail. The Dynasty is looking for a comeback. We want what’s ours. Friday Night Olympus will once again be our Kingdom. You can bring ruin to a Dynasty but it will always live on in memory.

Thank you sensei. I have become the warrior that I wanted to be. And no matter what, I will fight till the very end. You may have made your name here in Japan, but this is my home. This is where I grew up. The blood of my people is engrained in the soil that you stand on. Their samurai spirit lives on in me and I will pass it on to future generations. Your own creation will be the reason for your demise. I will make you proud, sensei. I will beat you if that’s the last thing I do. You will have to put your own creation in the mud if you want to beat me. Final Destination is around the corner and there is a no bigger honor than to enter the hallowed grounds as THE champion of the world. It is time for me to be the ACE. It is time for me to be the champion. Arigato gozaimasu! For everything… 

Stark, Mav., Alyssa Grace, Elijah Hampton and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mark Michaels
Wrestle Spirit 2
Post April 22nd 2022, 4:42 pm by Mark Michaels
( the scene opens on the Olympus interview set. Chief reporter Hugh Jass stands by with a microphone in his hand.)

Hugh Jass: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome my guest at this time, he is the man who will be defending the OWA Prestige Champion, The Romani King Mark Michaels.

( Mark Enters the scene accompanied by Harman Ardelean. His looks is loose and  confident, yet ready for a fight.)

Hugh Jass: Gentlemen thank you for joining me today. 

Harman Ardelean: Ay Hugh my boy, come and listen to the words from on high. Var has blessed us with swag and style. The drip here on Marco’s wrist is second only to the one on his waist. And when this here blinged out Romani King is standing in a spotlight, no one can shine any brighter. 

Mark: Damn straight Harman. Hugh it’s good to see you, But can I get a word to the people real quick? WHERE’S MY JAPANESE GYPSIES AT?

( The typically polite and quietly respectful crowd cheers Raucously.)

Mark: TOKYO!!! THE KING HAS RETURNED!!!  And tonight he is feeling all the love you’ve been giving him this whole tour. Hearing all of you cheering for me, seeing the streamers when I enter the ring, the standing ovations after the bell has rung, I am so grateful words cannot express how much it means. Y’all showed me love here, and I’m gonna show it right back to you tonight in the ring when I put my prestige championship on the line. 

Hugh Jass:  Well since you brought up the title match, Mark, you’ve been very vocal about your desire to defend your Prestige Championship at Final Destination 4. You defend that same title tonight against an incredible athlete in Corey Matthis. My question for you is how do you pace yourself in order to be at 100 percent for Final Destination when it’s possible that a loss here tonight means you miss out on the show of shows?

Mark: Hugh my man, ever since Scott Oasis decided that Olympus wasn’t gonna have equal representation at Final Destination, everyone and their mother has been a little on edge wondering if they’ll be on the card. but to me, I grew up with pressure turned all the way up to 11. I grew up with the landlord wanting his rent, the phone bill past due, and no way other way than to wake up, get out, and get something. But those day molded me, and taught me a very valuable lesson. I learned a long time ago that hustle never sleeps.  And so long as you’re breathing you got a chance to get what you want if you work your ass off for it. You know We just celebrated the four year anniversary of OWA, which was a hell of a party by the way.  Tonight we have a Wrestle Spirit resurrection, one that has the fans here tonight at a fever pitch. And of course it goes without saying that Final Destination is nearly here. Do you know what that all means?  It means that while most would be looking to coast along and let the chips fall where they may, me and everyone aboard the cosmic caravan aren’t slowing down a bit.  Not Harman, not the twins, not Big George, and not all those people cheering us on. Not when every event left on this season’s schedule has the potential to be one that makes history here in OWA.  When every moment in that ring can live forever in infamy. So if anybody was expecting less than Mark Michaels going full tilt, I’m sorry to disappoint. I can’t go half speed, half hearted, half cocked, especially when I just told Corey Matthis that you can’t grow complacent when you’re a champion.  And you know that The Romani King leads by example. So again I repeat, hustle don’t sleep. 
  
 Now you asked about being at 100 percent when Final Destination rolls around? The short answer is I gotta smarter not harder. I gotta take every bit of the wisdom I learned hustling in the streets, I gotta remember every lesson that was taught to me in wrestling school, I gotta pull out every trick I’ve learned being a student of the game all these years, and a few more I’ve picked up in the big time of professional wrestling. You’re right to call Corey Matthis an amazing athlete, there’s a reason this guy got called up from OWT with sky high expectations. There’s a reason why I wanted to give Corey the biggest platform he could when he made his debut. He has great potential, but he hasn’t lived up to it, not yet. There’s still a few lessons to learn, and a long road he’s gonna have to travel before he’s truly a top dog around here, and it looks like I’m gonna have to make him learn the hard way. 

Hugh Jass: We’ll if it isn’t too much to ask, without giving too much away, would you elaborate on exactly how you intend to work smarter in your match?

Mark: Well for starters I don’t think Corey has ever been in the ring with any one as well rounded as I am, and that’s why I give him so much trouble whenever we match up. I can stand toe to toe and slug, just as well as I can put on an old school catch as catch can classic. So that means at a moment’s notice I can change up tactics, and switch up my style to whatever I want or need it to be. I can quicken the pace with a few lariats that will make Matthis feel like he just got run over by a steam roller. then slow things down by picking him apart with rights and lefts that will come at him faster than a bullet train running at top speed.  Hell how bout  the fact that the majority of his offense is set up around a standing opponent. Well the obvious strategy is to score a takedown and hold Corey down on the mat like Romani sand trap. Then start to Whittle away his strength with a either the figure four or the Gypsy curse.  let’s see if Corey can match me on the canvas because chin lock may not look like a whole lot, but when you got 250 pounds of weigh rearing down on you, it takes a hell of a lot of energy to get your ass up off the mat. Don’t expect me to allow Corey to get comfortable out there at any time. Im gonna keep him guessing, and when he’s out trying to figure out what’s my next move, that’s the moment he gets put down with the Crowning Achievement. 

Hugh Jass: Now both of you are coming into this match each having competed in championship matches last week. You obviously were successful in defending your title against El Landerson, meanwhile Corey came up short in his Icarus title match against Ryo Sakazuki. How do you expect those matches to factor into both you and Corey’s mindsets tonight?

Mark: Well one of the first things you learn as a professional athlete in any sport, is that you can’t dwell on what happened last week. You can’t get too happy about a win last night that you lose today, much the same way you can’t let a loss throw you off your game. That said, a guy like Corey with an ego that big, well between him seeing the roll I myself have been on, and the idea of what him losing back to back championship matches would do to his outlook here in OWA, that might make him a little desperate. Huge do you know what a desperate man is capable of?

Hugh Jass: Why no. 

Mark: The answer is anything. Not that Corey ever needed a reasonto pull some underhanded cheep shot bullshit like a little bitch. You see I know guys with the kind of mindset as Corey Matthis, his cockiness, his attitude, his outright willingness to say fuck everyone just to get what he wants. Hell, in another life I practically was Corey Matthis. So when I see Corey having to face reality that he isn’t as good as he thinks he, I don’t think he can handle it mentally to admit his ass got beat twice in back to back weeks in high profile matches. In his mind It would put a whole new context on that little clean sweep nickname am I right? Not to mention it’ll  make Scott Oasis look like an even bigger goof for courting him into that knock off Lamar Ball bullshit.  So deep down Corey has to be at least a little anxious, a little concerned, and just a bit more desperate. 

Harman: I’d say you got that boy pegged Marco. 

Mark: So knowing that, I expect Corey to throw  every shady move in the book at me. I’m counting on Him bending every rule, scratch that. I expect him to shred the rule book, and toss what’s left over into the furnace in order to get a win tonight. It means that much to him. A desperate Corey Matthis is a dangerous one no doubt, But even if that’s the card he’s gonna play, well that’s fine by me.  I grew up find ways to get around rules. It was simply a way of life literally. If you weren’t cheating, you weren’t eating. So as much as I think that me and Corey can steal the show here tonight by putting on a classic in the ring, I would have no problem getting my hands dirty. Just remember that all the pain and hardships I’ve endured over the course of this season says I’m the toughest bastard in that locker room. I’ve bled, I’ve been bruised, and that says nothing about all the times I’ve been written off as being finished once and for all only to get back up and back on the grind. It’s why I’m standing here tonight, it’s why I’ve got gold around my waist, it’s why my destiny is in my own hands, and it’s why when that bell rings Corey Matthis is gonna HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!! And before you ask me to elaborate, that means I’m gonna beat his ass in that ring.

( Mark pats Hugh on his shoulder before he walks off the set.)

Hugh Jass: Well the champion seems ready for this match here later tonight, for now we throw it back to you guys in the booth.

(With that the shot fades out.)

Stark, Alyssa Grace, Elijah Hampton and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Remington Ivory Prescott
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 22nd 2022, 1:59 pm by Remington Ivory Prescott
Gun Control

PresCorp Labs is where the magic happens. No, not actual magic because that would be dumb. Nobody in this world needs to be any more powerful than anyone else and that's one of the reasons why Remington Ivory Prescott has opened up this particular venture into the world of technological experimentation.

Also, do you know how much money tech firms make? Gobs. Fucking gobs.

Anyway, we're standing just inside the entrance to PresCorp Labs where dozens of people are milling about in an attempt to get the place up and running. They are still in the process of trying to get everything up and running, building this and connecting that, labcoats and construction gear and everything in between seem to be working their asses off to get this place into operating shape.

Remington Ivory Prescott steps into the building with all of the expensive taste just dripping off of him. He's followed by Adora Kincaid, who is popping her pink bubblegum as usual, and Monster Truck, who is trying to solve a four-colored Rubix Cube. The last person to enter is the woman behind putting all of this together, she was also the one holding the door open for them, Randi Moss.

"Welcome to PresCorp Labs."

Remington raises an eyebrow as he looks around. He's not impressed.

"I'm not impressed."

Told you.

"I've known you for years, Remington. You're never impressed."

Randi rolls her eyes and motions with her hands to the space. Which, at a couple of glances, looks like some kind of mix between the beginnings of the Batcave, the basement of Tony Stark, and the prestige of Lex Luthor. The whole color scheme seems to be an interesting combination of purples and greens as well.

"Go on. Look around. Truck? Don't touch anything."

Randi's words are followed by a wagging finger as she gives them a chance to wander around the lab. Adora shrugs and pops her gum as she heads off to check out some computers being installed. Monster Truck is so consumed by his toy that he barely even registers the words, choosing to lean against something (which creaks under his inhuman size) and continue trying to solve this toy.

As for Remington, well, he sticks close to Randi so they can talk more specifics.

"I don't know if this is enough room."

"You have sublevels. Seven of them, actually. Each one dedicated to a particular scientific field so that you may be better equipped to deal with..."

"The anomalies."

"Exactly."

"Staffed?"

"Fully. Well, almost. We've got hundreds of the top scientists, engineers, and tech gurus all ready to get to work but we're still trying to narrow down the head of all this. Someone has to keep this ship running while we're taking care of all our other business."

"I have a couple of ideas on that. I'll float you the names. Give them anything they want."

Remington looks around again. The more he listens and the more he chats about this, the more he seems to be coming around to the idea of all this.

"What's the ETA on this? How soon can we start?"

"I've had these people working around the clock so we should be up and running by the time you get back from Wrestle Spirit."

That causes Remington to look up with a bit of a grin. He likes that turnaround time very much.

We take a moment to pan over in the direction of some of the workers that are being accosted by Adora. She's just touching stuff to mess with him but none of them are willing to actually stand up to her. That's too much to deal with, honestly. She actually looks up and offers Remington a nod of approval. She likes it.

Another look in the direction of Monster Truck and his triumphant display of celebration is cut short when he realizes only three of the four colors match on his Rubix Cube. The frustrated fist breaks off a piece of the column that he was leaning against.

Remington rolls his eyes and looks back over to Randi.

"Maybe a couple of days after you get back from Wrestle Spirit."

Adora blows a bubble, Randi facepalms, Remington looks eternally annoyed while Monster Truck looks obliviously confused.

"What? What I do?"




Do you know what the sad thing about a Legacy is? That it doesn't last forever.


To be completely frank and honest, when someone wants to be remembered for something or they want to be Immortalized so bad, I see that as a sign of weakness. A cry for help. And it's that weakness and those cries for help that make it incredibly clear that the person is not exactly who they believed themselves to be.


These people often find themselves in a position where they've lost everything they've fought so hard to achieve. They realize that all that work and all that heart and all that blood, sweat, and tears have come to amount to... nothing.


Because in the world that we've all decided to live in? It only takes three seconds to lose everything.


I guess you found that out, huh, Reigner?


Now, when we step back and look at someone as important as say, oh I dunno, me. Remington Ivory Prescott. CEO and Founder of PresCorp. Billionaire Badass. I could go on. But when you look at someone like me, you understand that you don't need to do all of those things. There's absolutely no reason for you to damn near kill yourself, show in and show out, to end up spinning your wheels in a position that you don't want to be in.


You should be better than that. I know I am.


You see, I spend the glorious days of my amazing life doing whatever the hell I want. I spend money like it's going out of style. I make three times as much back because I'm just that good at what I do. I live. But for myself. Not for anyone else.


I haven't ever really cared about what people think about it. I'm not worried about who thinks I'm a nice person or who thinks I'm a prick. I don't give a crap about who thinks I'm ready for the big leagues or who thinks I should be kicked off Mount Olympus. My life is not about them. My story doesn't revolve around these people.


I'm in control.


Of my life. Of my destiny. Of my future.


I could walk out of OWA tomorrow and feel like I've accomplished everything that I came here to do. I don't have anything that I need to prove to anyone... including myself.


This shit is a hobby to me. This is not my life. I can just as easily pick up the latest issue of Action Comics as I can hop into That Very Ring and dropkick any one of these idiots into next week. Either way, when I'm done, I'm still me. I'm still Remington Ivory Prescott.


I'm still perfection.


The same can't be said for you, Reigner.


Now, hear me out, I'm not trying to make you feel worse than you already do. I know you're hurting. I know you're bummed. I know damn well you didn't think your Immortality would run out that fast. And I get it. You put everything you have into every single appearance you make on OWA programming. You give us a thousand percent every damn time. Every. Damn. Time.


You've lost friends. You've made enemies. You've taken titles to new heights. You've shaken up the very fabric of OWA and Olympus with your presence and ability.


Hell, You've almost died on multiple occasions and yet, at Wrestle Spirit, look who you're going to be standing across the ring from.


Me.


A man that didn't do half the shit you have. A man that, if we're being completely honest here, most of OWA thinks is a joke. A man that just kind of wandered into the organization, used a couple of dumb factions as a step ladder, and now is just riding a wave of success to the top of the mountain that, if I'm not mistaken, you helped build.


So what does that say about you, Noah? Hm?


Now, before you start grabbing that shovel and start digging up every little thing I've done in the past to tell me all about how I failed at this and paled in comparison to that and how my legacy at the shitshow known as Kingdom Pro was a hysterical undertaking or whatever clever shit you're planning on bringing up, let me stop you. And let me remind you that this is not all I have. Kingdom Pro wasn't. OWA isn't. Sports Entertainment will never be Remington Ivory Prescott's end all and be all.


I'm destined for so much more.


But.


While I'm here, gracing the Omega Wrestling Alliance, with my presence on Mount Olympus then I'm going to do something most people only dream about doing. Something that most people, including myself, have tried to do on numerous occasions and simply couldn't get the job done. I'm going to do the one thing that nobody else around here can seem to do for whatever reason.


I'm going to put you out of your misery, Reigner.


At Wrestle Spirit, in that damn Tokyo Dome, I'm going to put an end to the legacy of Noah Reigner.


Thank me later.

OWA Promos - Page 7 6OruwUA

Stark, Mav., Alyssa Grace and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Revy
Re: OWA Promos
Post April 22nd 2022, 5:00 am by Revy
(Apologies for the really late promo... lost track of time... among other things.)


(Revy is speaking on the phone… that’s it… no crazy set up.)


Revy: Then you spray her with a hose, and that is how we’ll make so much money with your Onlyfans if we collab with Rebecca Filth, and I also get to play the sirens on the fire truck…. Everybody wins….. Don’t say no yet… just.. Think about it… but that reminds me. Oh my god, April! Congrats again! … my baby girl is all grown up and saving China! … Yeah, I know. It’s crazy how almost everyone in Demo Corp has held that OWA Women’s championship…. Nah, not in this lifetime… what? Oh… you heard? About my match this week? Yeah, it’s a real bummer. I mean, Jaxon Five broke up, and now I got this “handicap” match against Jonetta and Diantha…. Nah…… nah…. Relax. I got this. You worry about the little championship of yours, This ain’t the Rebecca you gotta worry about…. Why are you worried? ..HUH? It’s not like anyone was gonna believe I can beat Jonetta or Diantha one on one, let alone, both! Jokes on Llorona, I already know they are gonna kick my ass, so I ain’t scared of that shit. …But you know what? April… you were right….. When we were at Jonetta’s house last time, I should had shit in her bed… you know, really assert my dominance. ….yeah, but unfortunately, she changed the locks, and the gates, and upped the security. …. But I can still shit on Llorona’s desk….. Yeah, no, you right, that’s a bad idea. We’ll call that Plan #2 if this doesn’t work. 


Nah, April. You don’t gotta be there, It’s like Uncle Benny Molina once said, With great championships, come great responsibilities, before he was tragically mowed down …. By that run away lawnmower, rest his soul. But don’t worry mama,... I GOT THIIIIIIS. Yeah, I mean it. …Don’t you give me that look. I know that look… that’s either the look of real concern or you’re constipated, but gurl, I know you got that fiber game on lock. But I mean it. You focus on your thing, and I’ll focus on mine, Sure. maybe it’s not so smart to go after the boss. Yeah, perhaps my actions are responsible for Serena getting fire, Rebecca getting suspended, and Dulce in trouble. And you know what? I’M PERFECTLY OK WITH THAT! Because what else is Llorona gonna take from me… I still haven’t found my brother, … I already lost Demo Corp… I lost the Jaxon Five, and worse of all, I’ve lost Aria, And here she is, trying to “keep me in line” and censor me, ban me from teaching C-Aria-T…. You know, Critical Aria Theory and how important she is in making the world go round. ….


April… listen to me…. All my life, I’ve been bullied or placed in a situation where I could fight back, but didn’t. Like this one time, in band camp, I really wanted to play the flute, but the teacher was like, “we don’t need more flute players, but we need someone blowing the trombone, and you can do it.” And I tell you, I fuckin hated the trombone, Why that shit gotta be so complicated with the blowing, the buttons and the sliding, and i just wanted to play the god damn flute, but she insisted, took away my flute, and handed me the god damn trombone. And you know what I did?..... NOTHING!....I stood down!!


Or there was that time, I spent the summer with my Aunt Doreen, and she lived in the wilderness. I was like, “I want to learn to train sharks, because sharks are cool and I could put frickin laser beams on top of their head.” But my aunt was like, “Nah, you are gonna learn to talk and train squirrels.” And I was like “the Fuq, why?!” My aunt was on this whole, “sharks can’t do shit out of the water,” and how “squirrels are friends and the most majestic of the forest critters.” To this day, I regret not being able to ride a shark, and the fucked up part is, I know if Llorona knew I had a shark with frickin laser beams attached to it’s head, she wouldn’t fuck with me. But no…. I STOOD DOWN!!


Or recently, in this efed I’m in, the owner and writer was like, “hey, I could use some help writing this week, and it would be really cool if you would help me write this “promo.” …..No, good guess, but no, I left them on read and pretended I didn’t know the heck they were talking about. Point is, April, I STOOD UP!!..... And I’m standing up now, because it is in my humblest belief that now, more than ever…. Aria is the OTGM…. You know, the one true General Manager. And I don’t if someone gets suspended over it…. Fired over it…. Threatened to lose a spot on the biggest show of them all, Final Destination…. I’m prepared to sacrifice as many lives as needed in the name of Aria ‘Frickin’ Jaxon. That’s right… Llorona will not silence me… She will not break me…. She will not strip me of my identity of simping for Aria Jaxon… She thinks sending the best to take me out is gonna end in her favor… nah… she could had sent anyone two, three, four, the entire locker room against me, but she has two former OWA Women’s World Champions on me? Oh, she mad…. So mad. 


You think I’m in trouble? Nah… Jonetta and Diantha…. They are in trouble. Because the truth is, if Llorona wanted to fire me, she would had already. But she knows that still wouldn’t be enough. I’d still show the fuck up and fuck shit up, and guess what? I’m gonna fuck up Jonetta, Diantha, and everything else she wants to throw at me, and I’m gonna fuck up Llorona too. Doesn’t she know anything about anime battles? You don’t go all out in the beginning of the fight. You don’t send your best soldiers to the front line, expecting a swift victory. After all, I sure haven’t even begun, and if she is gonna put me in this handicap match, and then another… and ANOTHER, that just means, I’m gonna get through her defenses faster, and we’ll see… we’ll see what she does when everyone is down and out, and I pin her back against the wall, no where left to go, no one left to tell her to do her biddings, Shot gun jabbed against her throat… I’m gonna make Llorona say those three little words, along with every single woman in that locker room when I burn it all to the ground,  as she realizes the biggest mistakes she ever made…..


“I miss Aria.”


(Revy slams her phone on the ground in the heat of the moment)

Shit…. 

Jeff X, Alyssa Grace and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

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