Subject: CLETUS, The American Fatass September 20th 2023, 12:59 pm
BASIC INFORMATION Wrestling Name: CLETUS Picture Base: Otis Current Nicknames: The American Fatass Height: 6’2” Weight: 400 pounds Hometown: Memphis, Tennessee
CHARACTER INFORMATION Disposition/Alignment: CLETUS: Babyface Col. Kelvin ‘Big Kev’ Dubois: Scheming manager with Heel tendencies
Gimmick: A simple, cornfed country boy from rural Tennessee (emphasis on simple) not much is known about CLETUS’ family or childhood. Possessing an unnatural strength and endurance, he found himself traveling the South at a young age, taking on whatever labor-intensive work he could find. It’s likely he would have continued to live a simple, unassuming life were he not noticed by disgraced Kentucky Colonel, Kelvin Dubois. Immediately noticing the young man’s potential, this sleazy businessman took CLETUS under his wing and together they began to tour the countryside putting on an old-timey strongman show. Hundreds would pack the old dusty tent nightly to witness the monster of a man wrestle grizzly bears, powerlift seemingly impossible weights, take point-black air rifle shots to the belly, and crush coconuts in his iron grip. Eventually, this circus act was noticed by the Omega Wrestling Alliance, who managed to convince Col. Dubois to sign his ‘client’ to a contract with the company’s blue brand. Now, the pair are headed to the greatest show on earth: Olympus.
RINGSIDE INFORMATION Theme Music: ‘Freight Train’ by Aaron Watson Entrance: Coming imminently.
MOTIVATIONS CLETUS: As a man who was considered a fat fucking freak for most of his life, CLETUS has finally found something that makes me special and appreciated: his raw strength and capacity to ignore pain. Basking in the applause of the audience, the man simply wants to put on a good show and feel appreciated. Plus he doesn’t want to let his surrogate ‘father’ down. Colonel Dubois: Money. Always money.
Tendency to Cheat: CLETUS: Never intentionally Col. Dubois: Whenever possible
IN-RING INFORMATION Wrestling Style: The quintessential big hoss, CLETUS is slow but difficult to stop when he gets going. Lots of deadlift suplexes and slams, simple charging maneuvers, and soaking up punishment. Easily tricked by anyone with an IQ above 80.
Common Moves: 1. Military Press Slam 2. Bear Hug 3. Spear 4. Corner Splash 5. Headbutts 6. Knife-edge Chops 7. Powerbomb 8. Deadlift German Suplex 9. Belly to Belly Suplex 10. Spinning Olympic Slam
Signature Moves: 1. The Jugger-nut - Bronco Buster 2. Scent of the South - Stinkface 3. Runaway Train - Pounce 4. White Lightning - Short Arm Clothesline
Finishing Moves: 1. Kentucky Fried Crusher - Iron Claw 2. Banjo Buster - Corner Slingshot Splash (Vader’s Vader Bomb) 3. My 600 Pound Slam - Jeff Cobb’s Tour of the Islands
Ultra Finisher: Last Train to Memphis - Ganso Bomb
MANAGER:
Colonel Kelvin ‘Big Kev’ Dubois (PB: John Goodman from O Brother, Where Art Thou?) A Kentucky Colonel who was forced to leave the Bluegrass State in disgrace after an unfortunate run-in with the law. Equal parts Colonel Sanders, Foghorn Leghorn, crooked preacher man, carnival barker, and snake oil salesman. Untrustworthy and always looking for a way to make a dollar at someone else’s expense, he nevertheless seems to have taken a real liking to CLETUS, viewing him as the retarded son he never had.
HANDLER INFORMATION: Name (what you like to be called in chat): it me, it chad Preferred Pronouns: nah that’s you Fed Experience: little over a year How did you find us: elon musk’s cutting edge social media app, x
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