ABA - Ask Baker Anything!

Following my grand arrival to OWA and being regarded as "the best white boy in SSW" [citation needed], figured I'd open the gate to any questions y'all might have to get to know me. 

Plus, y'know, I get bored at work, so. 

Ask away!

Why do you have to ruin all of my moments?

But seriously,
who is your favorite PB you've used for Baker?

Because fuck you 🤟

Probably Mark Davis honestly. He’s gone Tony Deppen -> El Phantasmo -> Erick Stevens to Mark Davis, and while my heart’s with ELP, Davis IMO emulates him the best.

Big_Baker_Brand wrote:

Because fuck you 🤟

Probably Mark Davis honestly. He’s gone Tony Deppen -> El Phantasmo -> Erick Stevens to Mark Davis, and while my heart’s with ELP, Davis IMO emulates him the best.

Follow up, to mirror yours.

What has been your favorite part of our multi-fed saga (thus far)?

Honestly? I don’t know if I can pick a favorite, but I’ll give a top three (in no particular order)

1. Group promo after we both won at Blood Moon.
2. The turn itself
3. The Wrestle Spirit match, specifically when Noah was smoking everyone

Who in your newfound home are you most looking forward to taking on?

For those that are unfamiliar, what is the key thing that we should know about you? Can answer both IC and OOC.

Arata Asakura wrote:

What did bring you to efedding?



Favourite people to promo against?



In your opinion, what's Baker's biggest accomplishment?



Why are you such a Simp?

1. I've always done collaborative creative writing, so when I got to college and ended up getting into wrestling as a drunken past-time, 'fedding kinda came naturally after and I've stuck with it because I get stubbornly into hobbies I get into.

2. You aside, because I've always enjoyed our brief interactions, probably Reigner. My promo against Noah leading up to our All or Nothing at WrestleSpirit was one of my favorites i've ever done, I guess right next to the promo I did leading up to challenging Zakk Night at GAU and Jon Jrygin at Combat+. Lots of people to put on that list, actually. Almost too many to count. 

3. This is a tough one. In kayfabe, I guess the ALPHA World Heavyweight Championship, ICW World Heavyweight Championship, or winning Ragnarok. As a roleplayer? Hanging onto the Heritage championship for 160-something days in SSW and doing the same with the Collision championship in IBW, because it kinda proved to me that I did know what I was doing, one way or another.

4. Three words: Arata's golden mane.

Nas wrote:

Who in your newfound home are you most looking forward to taking on?

For those that are unfamiliar, what is the key thing that we should know about you? Can answer both IC and OOC.

1. Oh lord. I've got a whole list, but the short answer is pretty much everyone. Matchups with Havoc, Aria, Matsuda, Goose, Alyssa, yourself, Darkane, Senn, and really anyone who wants it for the first time are pretty welcome. Rematches against Arata and a proper match against Mav are both welcome ideas, but I'm really just excited for a change of pace and a ton of people I've never mixed it up with. 

2. IC: Baker talks a lot of shit. He's got an inflated opinion of himself. Who's gonna cut the Guillotine down? 

OOC: I'm just here to vibe and write. I have a few hints of the community from SSW, and I'm excited to more properly engage and interact with y'all.

You gonna bring that shotgun next time boi?

MAVERICK. wrote:

You gonna bring that shotgun next time boi?

you gonna bring the crushed cock boi?

also i'm at work doing fuckall for the next few hours drop me a line

We've never really got to talk one on one so here we go. ik you probably get asked a shit ton of efed questions but I wanna pick your brain. 

- Best baby face promoers?

- Most aggressive/violent promoers? 

- How do you feel about the media form known as Hentai, is it art or is it poetry? 

- How godly is the McChicken and why does it kill the Popeyes chicken sandwich? 

- How did you and Noah originally team up? 

- If you were to build a suicide squad out of everyone in the server who would it be? 

- Plans for ol' Liz? 

- Plans/hopes for the Corsairs?

Michael Bishop wrote:

We've never really got to talk one on one so here we go. ik you probably get asked a shit ton of efed questions but I wanna pick your brain. 

- Best baby face promoers?

- Most aggressive/violent promoers? 

- How do you feel about the media form known as Hentai, is it art or is it poetry? 

- How godly is the McChicken and why does it kill the Popeyes chicken sandwich? 

- How did you and Noah originally team up? 

- If you were to build a suicide squad out of everyone in the server who would it be? 

- Plans for ol' Liz? 

- Plans/hopes for the Corsairs?

A gift to soak my teeth into. 

-Best babyface promoers - I think the biggest misconception in 'fedding is that babyfaces just kind of have to lie down and take it and smile through it. I think Alyssa Grace is a solid antithesis to this, same with Aria. 

-Most aggressive/violent promoers - Nate Cage's piece on me in that pre-Clash placement gauntlet banged, so he's up there. 

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-So here's the thing: The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich and the McChicken fill two separate niches on the Chicken Sandwich version of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. The McChicken is a good chicken sandwich largely because of its cost to benefit value-you can get a McChicken for anywhere between $1.07 and $1.35 USD in any McDonalds in the continental United States of America. Yeah, it's not great, but that combination of cheap Chicken(tm) plus lettuce plus mayo plus the Sesame Seed bun fucking bangs.

That being said, if I'm trying to ball out I'm going for a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich. That shit hits. I'm mainly in on the McChicken for the price and convenience, but its taste can be easily beaten. 

-Stark paired us together, and we were boys pretty early on but it really heated up when we got pitched to kill one another in the Winner Takes All match at WrestleSpirit. I think we were really able to feel one another out and it was really a situation of like, good enemies better friends or what have you. From there, we were more or less decided that we were gonna go on a defining tag-run as Noah hadn't really ever had one and most of my tag teams had fallen through. The rest is history. 

-Suicide Squad? SSW Writing Team easily. The Elite Four of Retardation.
--Stark, Aaron, Mav, Myself. 

-TBH, I want to present Liz as this babyface vanguard of the brand. Winning the Openweight meant a ton to her career wise, perhaps more than any other belt. Carrying it forward *and* holding it proudly for Odyssey is my immediate goal with her, but also making her a mainstay with a desire to put the brand above herself is my long term. 

-Tag team shit, man. Whenever we've been written doing some tag shit it's banged. I'd love to get a shot at those tag team championships one day soon.