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Zumi
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 3rd 2021, 12:00 am by Zumi
So OWA Boiling Point weekend has come and gone along. What a weekend for Odyssey huh? Quite a lot happened for the Saturday night brand. Ranging from Jonetta still keeping her damn title after the World title set the record for how many people that weren’t in the match decided to show up. Dulce was able to beat Gwen Harper, turns out that old dogs can still do their old tricks and succeed, by the way. I did beat your ass, so I have a right to challenge. Just saying. But finally, at Boiling Point weekend, we have a NEW Openweight champion. Everyone give a round of applause for Rebecca Filth as she beat Liz Karlson aka the value store BIANCA.

That’s what you did, Becca. You beat the low-budget BIANCA knockoff. That’s still impressive though. It’s really impressive that barely beat Liz Karlson. Imagine what happens you aren’t stuck facing a cheap knockoff but face off against the actual Top Tier.

Honestly, I thought your mouth was great only to suck dicks but wow, you really know how to run your mouth. You can’t talk about my Odyssey debut without mentioned how yours went? How did that go? You lost to past-her-prime Natalie Cage, the one who now thinks she’s a Superhero. Something seems a bit off about that. Maybe instead of running your mouth, talking shit and you might wanna fact check. The OWA Network is only 9.99, Becca. You should be making more than enough to pay for it. Or are you filthy fuckers who watch their OWA shows from a pirated stream?

You forget that my debut was ruined by that ginger cunt but maybe your eyes were closed while you watching my match and you were one of your multiple earth-shattering orgasms. Honestly, I get it if you were doing that while watching me. Built out of fucking granite and oozing confidence like no other, there’s no else like that with that particular combination. Question. Would you have done what I did? Walk up to Alyssa Grace on your very first show and make a claim at her briefcase. Nah. You wouldn’t because you aren’t me.  Instead of facing Alyssa for her briefcase, you beat a group of who-gives-a-fuck in a battle royal.

But no. Feel free to run your mouth right now and get put the fuck down when you face me on Odyssey. Bet you like it rough? Lucky for you, handing out beatings is my specialty and I hand them out on a regular basis. Free of charge, unlike your OnlyFans content. Consider it my gift.

Now you spoke about me. Here’s what I get to say about you and I got plenty in the tank, Becca.

Let’s be honest here, Filth. You’re fucking replaceable. There are like ten other bitches on this brand named Rebecca.  I swap you with any one of them and still the outcome for this match would be the fucking same. The only difference between you and the others is that you have a belt and they don’t. So… you have a target on your back that’s worthwhile.

You keep pointing out my losses but you forget to point out my wins as well. Maybe finish what you start. Out of decency. Using your brain to beat a group of mindless, not-worth-a-dime nobodies is quite impressive but I could pick out any random fan off the street and they would probably beat the likes of Devi, Emmanuelle, and whoever else. Hell, if I was in that match. I would do the same, I’d beat your ass along with the rest of the list of extras. You’re lucky I was busy dealing with that ginger because that perfect OWA Openweight Champion that’s probably reeking with the smell of cum. You wouldn’t be anywhere near it.

But who cares about the past? The past is nothing more than memories for everyone to remember but we have to talk about the future and the future reads “BIANCA beats Rebecca Filth”. You’re free to run your mouth and but rather than yapping out hot garbage, you could stick to your day job of sucking dicks. Like no shame on you at all for that. I have no reason to shame someone for their lifestyle. That just isn’t my style

My style is beating people up. I do that for a living and it’s what I’m great at. You wanna see the bitch who’ll punch who she wants and whenever she wants? Fine then. Pop up on Odyssey, you’ll get a first-class viewing. Maybe bring a personal camera and get it recorded? I got the perfect title for when you decide to release it to your OnlyFans.

“Gutter Whore gets dominated and destroyed by The Top Tier!”

Jeff X and Devi Krysis have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Rebecca Filth
brains and brawn // odyssey oo1
Post September 2nd 2021, 11:12 pm by Rebecca Filth
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“What did I fucking tell you?” The hollow laugh of Rebecca Filth fills the air. The new Openweight Champion was standing in some sketchy parking structure. She wore a pair of black skinny jeans with rips in the knees and a simple white halter top that was basically see through, with nothing beneath it. Her long dirty blonde locks were a matted mess around her shoulders and the look was complete with a pair of chunky black heels and smudged black eyeshadow. The Openweight Championship was slung over her shoulder and a cigarette was held in her other hand. She took a drag, letting the moment exist. Then she exhaled, a smirk upon her dark lips. 

“The Gutter Whore never disappoints. I walked into Scorched Earth.. Nah. I MAIN EVENTED Scorched Earth and I kicked the ever living shit out of Liz Karlson. I saw the fear flash in her eyes. I watched the light inside of her flicker out when she was forced to come to the realization that Rebecca Filth is better than her.”

She let out a soft moan. 

“She tried her best. Gave it her all. And it wasn’t fucking good enough. Her drive and her desire and burning fucking passion for this business couldn’t carry her to a win. Rumor has it that Liz Karlson was instrumental in the near cancellation of my OnlyFans account. Is it a coincidence that after my near live sex show on Odyssey that OnlyFans decides to ban porn? I don’t fucking think so. The absolute lows this cunt stooped to. And still, here I stand, your Openlegged Openweight Champion. The champion that you all deserve! A champion that will keep you entertained and most importantly, keep your blood pumping. 

And with my newfound title and power, I quickly became one of the top performers on OnlyFans. My PayPerView special hit record numbers. And you know that your OpenLegs Champion would never let you down! So I personally ‘spoke’ to the heads of OnlyFans,” Rebecca quickly tongues her inner cheek, smirking at the camera, “and I was able to negotiate their little backtrack. OnlyFans will remain the home of Rebecca Filth and my exclusive Openweight Champion content will not be stopped! So you’re welcome to all the whores and simps around the world. Your champion aims to please. 

This will be a new era on Odyssey. A filthy, dirty, disgusting era. 

All eyes will be on Odyssey because I am ratings gold. I am the literal opposite of every other stuck up, boring cunt on this roster. Like my next challenge, BIANCA.”

The Gutter Whore winked into the camera coyly. She took another drag of her cigarette, letting the smoke slowly drift from her lips. 

“I bet you hate me, B. Don’t you? Our very first match was together. We won a shitty six way tag. And in that matchup, everyone had eyes on Skylar and BIANCA. Two up and comers. Stars in the making. You were marching in here banking off of your OWT achievements. You had name recognition and the people saw potential when they looked at you. I mean damn, you got those big ass muscles. You should be able to throw around half the roster. You could throw my little skank ass around and punish me in that ring. And honestly, I’m lookin’ forward to it. I’d love nothing more than for you to make me feel pain. Throw me down. I’ve been a bad girl, BIANCA. If you only knew what I’d done to this belt on my OnlyFans. I think I deserve a spanking.”

Bex bites her bottom lip, tilting her head down slightly as she looks up into the camera. But after a moment she cracks a devious smile. 

“You were supposed to be a star, BIANCA. I was supposed to be the bitch who got her ass kicked and couldn’t hold her own against the utmost talent that is on this roster. I was supposed to be the joke. But oh how the fucking tables have turned. Today I stand here draped in gold. And you are nothing more than a fucking mediocre talent who couldn’t live up to her own hype. Just like my latest conquest, Lizzy. Looks like there was a reason that they held you down in OWT for over three fucking years. 

I mean damn bitch, you lost your debut match on Odyssey to Emannuelle - someone whose undefeated streak I snapped. How fucking embarrassing. You know what your problem was BIANCA? Same thing that affects so many men I come across. You’re premature. You have no patience. You don’t know how to just stop and enjoy the moment. You had to come out of OWT like a bat out of fucking hell. You tried so fucking hard to make yourself a threat. You stepped to Alyssa Grace day one, paralyzed by the fear that you may never match up to who you were in OWT. Terrified that you’d never reach the highs here that you did there. And I think your sneaking suspicions were right. Because she’s still walking around with that case. And what do you have to show for it? Nothing but embarrassment and shame. 

Ya know when they told you to walk up to the baddest motherfucker day one and punch them in the face to assert your dominance, I don’t think anyone had Alyssa in mind. See, you tried to play it safe. You don’t get to come in here acting brazen and then step to someone as bland as Alyssa. If you really wanted to prove yourself, you would’ve stepped to Jonetta or Cloud or hell, even Aria. But I see why you hedged your bets against the spunky Irish one. Because you were trying to take the easy road. Cut to the front of the line. But you couldn't even beat her. While you tried to make yourself a threat, all you did was expose yourself for the entire world to see.

Our paths truly forked at Game Over. While you were failing to assert your dominance like a bull in a fucking china shop, I was winning the number one contendership to the Openweight title. You threw around your brawn while I used my brains to outsmart seven other women. I understand that ecstasy can’t be rushed. I took my time. I surpassed every expectation anyone had for me and walked out with a ticket to Scorched Earth. With a path carved before me. And you? Walked out empty handed. Another loss to stain your pathetic career. More proof that you don’t quite belong on the main roster. 

My star rose as yours began to plummet. 

And then you were handed yet another opportunity. Gifted entry into the Athena’s Cup tournament. You basically got given an Alyssa redo. Another cash-in opportunity. And you fucking lost that too.”

Rebecca let out a harsh laugh. She doubled over slightly, holding her stomach. Shaking her head, the Brit looked back into the camera, confusion across her face. 

“Are you allergic to cash ins? 

Where’s the bitch that ran OWT? Where’s the former Women’s Champion? And I literally don’t want to hear about your poor little fucking arm, BIANCA. You were gifted two opportunities in the span of a fucking month and somehow, some way you managed to let them slip. Meanwhile I got thrown into a clusterfuck battle royale no one cared about. And look at me now.

Isn’t it funny that I’m the one holding gold?”

Glancing down at her championship, she caresses it gently. 

“But I know what you’re gonna say. It’s what you always say. The past doesn’t matter. You know who says that? Fuckin’ losers. People who don’t want to have to come face to face with their own fucking failures. And I couldn't disagree more. Our past creates us. Do you think I would be standing where I am if I wasn’t born to a crackwhore? If I didn’t watch mommy foaming at the mouth on Christmas morning? Do you think I’d be like this if I wasn’t selling my pussy on the street for a Big Mac at eleven? Or if I hadn’t been passed around like a joint at Woodstock on the daily? 

No. Our past is a series of events that created us. And unlike you, I’m not ashamed of mine. All those moments created a motherfucking champion. Who saw that one coming? Sure as fuck not me! My past in OWA paints a picture of a woman who can’t be killed. A whore who keeps getting back up. A whore who refuses to be shoved aside or ignored. A whore who gets off on beating the living shit out of bitches like you. Bitches who want nothing more than to collect titles and trophies and prove that you mean something. Guess what, B? You don’t mean shit. You aren’t important and nothing you do in this business will ever change that. You busted your ass for three years and no one gives a fuck. I sauntered into a wrestling school one day cause I thought it would be an easy way to fight and make money. And I walked into my first company and scooped up the World title in three matches. And then I walked into OWA and scooped up a title in seven matches.

Hell, has anyone won a belt this fucking quickly? Doubt it. 

I’m a record breaker. When Rebecca Filth was born, they broke the mold. It’s something you’ll never understand. Because you? You fit right into the mold. So much so that you basically disappear. There’s nothing special about you. Nothing outstanding. Just another mediocre bitch who loves wrestling and wants to collect belts. Yawn. 

But because of that, I know what you see when you look at me. Suddenly I’m no longer the joke whore you all want to just mow through and move on. No. Now that I’ve cemented my ass in the history books, I am a stepping stone. An opportunity. A big fat target has been placed on my back and you’re drooling just thinking about it, aren’t you BIANCA? You beat Dulce Torres a few weeks ago. And then she went on to claim the Goddess Championship. I can already fucking hear you demanding that title shot. I can already hear you calling yourself a champion killer. 

So you think that if you can conquer the Gutter Whore, you can proclaim that you’ve beaten two champions on the Odyssey roster. 

See. I’m not as dumb as you think I am.

But beating Dulce was easy for you because you had help. And because at the time Dulce wasn’t a champion. There was no pressure. We all know you don’t do well under pressure. But this time? You see the weight of the moment. And we all know what you do when faced with a big moment. You either choke or you try to muscle your way through it. But you’ve already proven your meatheat ways don’t really pan out. You can’t just overpower your way to a win. Men bigger than you have thrown me around.

And I can almost guarantee you’re going to underestimate me. They all do. They all say they could never be put down by a cum-filled whore. But that’s exactly what’s going to happen. 

You see this as your moment. But it’s actually mine. This is Rebecca Filth’s Odyssey now. You can be the Top Tier all you want. Baby, I’m the bottom of the barrel and I’m still gonna whoop that ass and make the people scream for me. Have your win over Dulce. Cherish it. Because you’re not getting one over the Gutter Whore. 

I'm gonna put you on your back and force you to see that I'm the star. And you're nothing.” 

Rebecca glanced down at her title once more and walked towards the camera, shoving the title directly into the lens before it cut to black.

VaeVictisBD, Jeff X, The Banshee and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DE'MARION.
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 2nd 2021, 10:52 pm by DE'MARION.
And we’re back in action!

After nearly two months of being away from the ring, two RESTLESS months of being denied the opportunity to crack skulls like only I can do best, I now finally am being booked on Odyssey once again. Mother is home, ladies! The don has returned to take her place at the head of the table and she is looking to collect on every punk motherfucker that’s been roaming the streets unchecked while she was away from her domain. Understand the gravity of what I’m saying because it isn’t just hype or a promo introduction, it is me sounding the alarm! It is the heads up to get the sirens blasting, to put your children to bed, to hold your valuables tight and to pray for your safety because The Assassin is back in her element.

Ohhh, how good it is to say that.

God, I almost feel like a child again. I’m shaking with excitement at the thought of what’s in store for all of the women that are crowding in the locker room looking like fresh targets to line up and shoot. I know after that announcement of me being reinstated, the whole talk of the roster turned into murmuring with hesitance over what will happen to them with me on the active roster again. Desperately strategizing their survival. Preparing to go back to keeping their heads on a swivel wondering what I might just do next! That is the hysteria which the presence of Llorona inspires. I live for that type of atmosphere. There is a euphoria that comes with my day to day routine of locking down my turf and while I’ve still been making statements and causing mayhem even on my downtime, it just isn’t the same without wielding the power that comes with wrestling on the weekly shows. It isn’t just a cliche from the movies, there truly are three assets everyone chases after for their success: money, power and respect. For me the money never stops, and anybody who doesn’t respect me has learned to revere me by now, but the one attribute I deserve which has been missing is the power. The power that lies in the OWA Women’s World Championship. The power I held with an iron fist. What was ripped away from me because of the failures of ANOTHER woman, and which I have been blocked from having a chance to reclaim ever since!

I talk a lot of shit but let me remind the world that I have never once slacked when it comes to working for what I desire. I have based my entire life around the idea of getting the job done. I followed the ideal of “if you don’t work, you don’t eat.” Mainly because where I came from that was the hand you were dealt. You had no option but to hustle, to put blood on the canvas to make your aspirations happen. But I’ve told you my tribulations many times before and at this point, I’m done talking about it. All of that is in the rearview. I say all of this to say, that with all of the energy I’ve spent busting my ass to make it to America, to hone my craft as a fighter, and to become a top dog in OWA despite constantly being suppressed by those putting together the shows, it is a testament to my validity as a champion. It shows just how much of a well earned leader for Odyssey I was compared to those before me, and most certainly the lucky bitch that crept into the lineage after me. I was a champion whose run was based solely upon the foundation of sweat equity. Not connections, not marketability, not tenure or any prize box opportunities to be cashed in with -- purely built on the grind! 

So for me to lose my belt because Diantha Rosso’s bum ass, then have to go through all of these hoops to be contender for a belt that should rightfully be mine -- all while the moronic new GM who ducked being on the show for THREE YEARS comes in and favors her little buddies and pet projects…...it is a level of disrespect that EVERYONE will have to pay for. Aria Jaxon will continue to learn what happens when you don’t get with the program. I’ve interfered with her show, and in a matter of weeks I’ll clean up the whole roster to get my strap back.

The blue haired princess is having fun propping up her new toys in the sandbox that’s been gifted to her, and I don’t even want to wait until Hardcore Havoc to rain on that parade. Fortunately I don’t even have to. This week on Odyssey - my first Odyssey match since March - it’s a Promethean Chamber preview. A six person tag match, but the groupings aren’t important.  Jonetta Stone, Banshee - y'all ain’t partners to me. You’ve just been queued up in the sidelines while I make my grand return and get a headstart on carving up the flunkies we’re paired against. Once I’m done with them I’ll be ready to break you down before and during the Promethean Chamber so there’s no reason to feel comfortable just because we’re sharing a corner of the ring for ten minutes. Maybe even make it five based on who we’re facing.

Rebecca Brookes? Weak. We all saw what I did to her on that infamous Odyssey. All of that effort spent packaging her up with the commentary soundbites, the nice entrance, the clit sucking from Aria with a fancy “future star of Odyssey” bow bestowed on top….and what became of her when she was left in the den with a killer? All of that washed away. It took a year to make Rebeca Brookes look like a halfway decent mid tier competitor. And it only took me one minute to make her into a victim. She can put on a brave face and try to headhunt me for revenge but those are merely airs to make herself feel better. Going to war with me? The woman who turned Odyssey into her own personal playground while she was clout chasing to get fed even a spot in the opener? When I get into an exchange I have no limits. She can tell deep down she ain’t built like that. Half of her biggest blood feud was spent crying and complaining about why her friend left her. I barely give two fucks about this bitch, hardly know Rebecca from a can of paint, and I still pulled a gun on her and busted her skull open -- JUST BECAUSE I COULD. BECAUSE IT WOULD CAUSE A FRENZY AND UPSET ARIA. Rebecca Brookes’ most traumatizing experience of her life was a means to an end to me; a mild Saturday night. If she comes for me in that six woman and actually antagonizes me….god help her soul…...If only I were that forgiving, that is....

And that stance of anti-forgiveness goes for you too, Revy. Former Demo Corps or not, I’m going to have to tear you a new one as well. You wanna do your goofy shtick, talking about breaking my shins? Remember that when I'm breaking your neck on my way back to the Women’s World Title.

As for the biggest “threat” in this match: Stephanie Matsuda….I owe you a receipt for what went down at GameOver. That win you got was BULLSHIT and you know it. We’re out here having a down and dirty FIGHT to become number one contender and you decide to go for cheap roll ups? That’s your answer to being faced with adversity - taking the easy way out? I’m happy to know the mentality you have. Because now I realize that even you are aware you can’t handle me in a straight up match. You can’t pin my shoulders to the mat in a decisive manner. You aren’t willing to WORK to keep me down. When that pressure was applied and you were nearing inch by inch towards defeat, you didn’t have anything left in your arsenal. You’re a prideful woman, Cloud. You’re all about existing in this bubble you created where you’re this unbeatable heroine who faces any challenge. You need to reinforce that narrative so you can carry on with your obnoxious humble bragging that you do in every interview you deliver. You have to be the living Mary Sue. You want to portray the image of the gangster I actually AM. So for you to go against your own ego….to burst your bubble and divert plans from running the ones with me to simply aiming for a desperation pin….that ass is mine, Stephanie. I got your number. And you’ve already used your “break in case of emergency” trick on me. I expect it now; it won’t work. So there’s no escaping this time. There will be no escaping me for anyone in this match soon enough. 

The good thing about tonight is you can tag out when you’re in trouble. Once your name is pulled at Hardcore Havoc, the only way you’ll be exiting the Chamber is when you get carted out.

Jonetta Stone, Jeff X and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Elijah Hampton
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 2nd 2021, 7:08 pm by Elijah Hampton
(Elijah is all about that gold and so is the rest of The Dynasty. Holding all the titles. It’s the way it should be. Elijah is sitting at a table with a gold cloth and a gold fork & knife in his hands. He’s cutting into a golden tomahawk steak and dipping it in — wtf, gold ketchup? Somebody arrest that man! You can’t show the public such a heinous act! Elijah is also wearing a gold vest and probably gold pants under the table. He’s sitting on one end of the table. He takes a sip of his champagne and toasts to his Prestige Championship, that’s sitting on the other end. Such a romantic date that you are all third-wheeling. Lol so embarrassing. Once Elijah stops chewing, he speaks.)


“I’m just gonna go ahead and say what we are all thinking — I’m by far the greatest Prestige Champion this company has ever seen. Ever. EVVVVVER! It’s a fact. I’m all alone on the podium. Celebrating with my gold. This golden, seductive and sexy championship that usually rests on my seductive and sexy exposed shoulder. What a tease we are. So much PDA! But greatest Prestige Champion of all time, hmm? That’s quite a claim! Tell me Elijah, why would you say something so noncontroversial yet so brave? Excellent question, Eric Andre. Because I can? Mmm yes, because I can. You don’t like it? Cool. I don’t care. I’ll hit you. With a lawsuit. Now go. Go take a trot. Into oncoming traffic. At night. While it’s snowing out. While there is a pack of wolves circling around you. And a fire-breathing dragon above you. But it’s a dragon that raps. Right outside an Applebees. But no spinach and artichoke dip for you!  No chips either! But you can have the 2 for $20 deal — after you split it with Satan ‘CAUSE YOU’LL BE DEAD! Hmm? What happened just now? Oh yeah cool. So like yeah, nobody else comes close to me right now when it comes to those that held this very championship in the past. Dispute it. But Elijah we literally can’t because you’re the only Presti— NO! Go on. Try it. Think of a name that rivals mine or even remotely challenges my already historic reign as Prestige Champion? You can’t. Because everything that happened before I got my paws on this championship, ‘cause I’m a furious lion and shit, roar — it’s all a collective blur. Nothing mattered back then. Those were dark days. Days we won’t dare revisit because those wounds are still fresh. Not as fresh as me, but still fresh nonetheless. But speaking of wounds, I have none to speak of. From my match with Ram at Boiling Point. I somehow, someway, feel even better than I look, which I humbly didn’t think was possible. I have no battle scars to show off because it really wasn’t a battle to begin with. I would say I’m disappointed because chicks dig battle scars but do you know what they dig even more? Elijah Hunky Hampton. Mhm, that’s right. But defeating Ram with relative ease is something I said from the get-go. Oh wow, Elijah, are you being a sore winner right now? Hmmm, no. As you can tell by that hmm, I put a lot of thought before answering which means my answer was very accurate. The thing is, I’ve never been one to kick a dead horse. Who even kicks dead horses? Who sees a horse that’s dead, on the ground and be like yeah, imma need to punt Buttercup right in the ribs just for shits and giggles? That’s animal abuse and I for one am very much against it! Elijah Hampton, 2024. But look, when I debuted this championship, the greatest championship to ever championship in the history of championships, I made it not just clear, but ABUNDANTLY clear, that I would not let it rot away and collect dust like the low tier Hybrid Championship. That I would actually be a credible champion, unlike that egotistical, selfish, tyrant, the worst of the worst, the scum beneath my feet, just an overall unpleasant human being, and super rude with a whole lot of attitude, Nobi."

"And sure, I’ve already accomplished that. I’ve already passed him long ago and I continue to lap him with each second that ticks away. But I want more. I need more! I need proper competition. And I mean no disrespect when I say this, but the likes of Ram, are not gonna cut it. They are beneath me. They aren’t ready to challenge for the prestigious Prestige Championship. I say go after something that is more obtainable, such as, oh I don’t know, the OWA World Championship? Might as well jump over to that other brand anyways because as you can see, The Dynasty holds all the titles on Olympus which means, none of them will be up for grabs —hmm, lemme take a gander at my calendar — EVER! So long story short and to get back on track, Ram is fuckin awful. He’s a waste of space on our brand and he should honestly lose his job and his livelihood and his house and his girlfriend and his dumb hair dye and his shitty little boots. No offense, Ram. I said no offense therefore you can’t take offense. That’s how it works. And let me tell you, I know all about work. Especially when it comes to being hard. All about that hard work. All about getting my hands dirty. All about lifting heavy things. Bringing my hard hat and lunch pail into work every day. Arriving early and staying late. First one in, last one to leave, kind of deal, that’s right. That’s what I’m willing to do for this championship. I’m dedicating all of my time and energy to it. Sacrificing every fiber of my being for this! And I expect my opponents to follow suit. Is that too much to ask? Don’t half-ass it. Don’t just see this title as another feather to add to your cap. If you do — if you have this indolent mentality, you aren’t going to fare well against moi. You will get dealt with. You will get slaughtered. And basically, you’ll straight up not have a good time.”

“I on the other hand, I’m all about having a good time. Having a good time makes me feel good. And feeling good is — good. Write that down. My wisdom, bottle it up before it’s too late. And use it. Use it all. Okay so let’s switch gears. I have a match this week which I never approved. Management should have ran that by me. It’s under the Prestige Champion’s rules. On page 76, in fact. But I’ll let it slide because I am a fighting champion. I take on all challengers. As I entertain their confidence — actually no, their ignorance, for a few days before I demonstrate as to why I’m the champion and they aren’t. Sometimes I just have to remind you of how good I am! But I know, I know I’m not the only talented individual in OWA. Not even on this brand. Because it goes without saying that Darkane, Jacob Senn, and Matt Miles are levels above their peers. And I’ll stop there because I don’t need to sing their praises when they already have the most known top hits. Their work and reputation speak for themselves. But do you know who else I find quite skilled, but perhaps just a little rough around the edges? Ryo. I feel like you’re waiting on a but or asking yourself what’s the catch? There is none. Hand on The Book of Eli, it’s the honest truth. You’re skeptical, I know. This isn’t some lame attempt at mind games either. I’m not trying to butter you up, in hopes of letting your guard down. No. Because I’ve always been fond of you, Ryo. Way before our paths crossed during our time in the I assume now dead, the alliance of The Blacklist. Back on Kingdom, I saw it. I saw the potential. I saw the fire inside of you. The fire you sometimes can’t keep under control and you get in your own way and become your own worst enemy. But you’ll figure it out. You’ll figure it all out. You’ll put it together and you will reach the level of success you always thought you were destined for.”

“I don’t view you as a pushover, Ryo. I don’t look at you and mutter under my breath that you’re easy pickings. I would be an utter fool to think such a thing because you’re not. So I’m confused as to why you would assume that’s how I feel. Ram, sure, there’s nothing to him. What you see is what you get and it’s not much. Leaving a lot to be desired. He’s finished. But you? You are just getting started. You are far from a finished product. Your best days are not behind you. No, on the contrary, they are very much in front of you. And what’s in front of me this week, is a worthy adversary. And a dangerous one at that. When it comes to you, Ryo, I can’t help but think of myself. I mean duh, I always think about myself because it’s a very important topic. But to peel the layer back a bit, what I mean is your career thus far in OWA, it mirrors mine in many ways. Both started out on Kingdom. Both associated ourselves with those we didn’t like. Those who used us to essentially get what they wanted but it didn’t quite work out as well for Shea as it did Jeff and Arata. We were held back for the longest time. And in many ways, you still are. I would have said myself as well, but I truly believe that I’ve found my purpose during this long marathon and that is of course this Prestige Championship. I’ve found my way. And I’m man enough to admit that I’ve needed some help to get to where I’m at, that being The Dynasty. Whether they chose me or I chose them, it doesn’t matter. The timing was impeccable either way because I got off The Blacklist ship before it sank. Something we all saw coming. The writing was smeared on the wall from the beginning. The group, it never meshed well. From top to bottom. Nas, Nate Cage — they didn’t inspire. And it’s quite obvious they couldn’t lead. They had stars in the making in Elijah and Ryo, right in front of them, on their side even, and yet, they couldn’t capitalize. Such a shame, but their screw-up was for the best. Because I saw The Blacklist for what it truly was — a temporary fix. They helped buy me time while I schemed behind the scenes and ultimately do what’s best for me. That’s what we owe ourselves right? Setting ourselves up for success. Being in the right atmosphere definitely helps. And everything and everyone surrounding me, just feels right. It took some time, but I feel like I finally have some say when it comes to my own career. I no longer have to share the spotlight with the underachieving, like Shea. And I no longer have to answer to those I am already superior to. Good riddance, Nas and Nate. I feel like you, Ryo, are lost at the moment. Unsure of what to do next. Unsure of which moves to make. Or not being able to define your purpose yet. But you will. In time, you will, young grasshopper. It’s just gonna have to wait a wee bit longer.”

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop and Darkane have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Revy
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 2nd 2021, 5:36 pm by Revy
Mama Said Knock You Out


Getting real sick and tired of this… this… white supremacy and witchcraft voodoo bullshit. Now Llorona, I can respect, because she is brown and she just fights dirty like me. But because she’s a bitch, I’ll break her shins. 


But can we talk about this narrative about me? The one where I don’t deserve my opportunities or title shots and how I’m desperate to try to be something that I will never be? This train of thought that I’ve failed to live up to this expectation of being a champion or a main eventer? Because, I don’t believe I ever said I wanted any of that shit. 


I mean it. I really do. Because just because that is shit you all crave and want, that doesn’t mean the rest of the world wants it too. See, me, I’m a simple girl. I’m not like other bitches. Jonetta has something she wants, and I don’t like it. She has found her  place, her peace, her happiness, and all I want to do is nuke that shit to oblivion, because she broke my heart to get there. Is that really so hard to comprehend? 


So no need to thank Aria. No need to fake your smile and personality and pucker up and kiss her ass. Because if anything Llorona taught me, being disrespectful and constantly harassing her is the best way to get what you wanted and if anything, now more than ever, I’m 10x more committed to getting what I want from her doing that. It doesn’t make sense, I get that. But in a few weeks time, I’m gonna be in a cage with a monster, a member of the cartel, my boss from another company, a hoodrat PAWG, and Rebecca Brooke. Nothing fucking makes sense. Aria just be wired like that. Probably all that Monster Energy Drinks. 


But the point is, I don’t give a shit about any of that. Again, the only thing you and I are in agreement here, Jonetta is that this is all about “YOU.” You keep talking, “Me! Me! Me” and I’m like “Si! Si! Si! Quiero matar a la perra blanca. Aye Aye Aye. Arriba Arriba!” I mean, I thought you would love this, Jonetta? All this attention, and it’s sad that you are now like, “why is everyone after me? Why do I have to work so much harder than everyone else now?” And to put it plain and simple, It’s because …….“you a bitch”


A big ole bitch that continues to talk shit about my brother because “that’s the easy way to rile me up” and it shows when someone like Banshee has to pull the exact same shit to get in my head. I think people know by now. I don’t give a damn about positions. My reputation doesn’t mean anything. Beating you for the World title or winning the Athena’s Cup, I knew, right there and then, most wouldn’t approve. It wouldn’t take long for me to be hail the worse champion or as someone that wasn’t worthy to hold the cup. I know my place. I know my worth. No, Jonetta, what hurt the most that night when you beat me or the night you beat Stephanie Matsuda to retain again was watching you walk to that stage with that stupid grin on your face. The very sight of you still having everything you wanted with little to no consequences for how you got there, that hurt. 


But that, Jonetta, is where we are built different. You work and work to get to the top. You set goals and dreams and set out to achieve them. But there are hundreds, if not millions of people like you, and there are 4 other people that will step in the chamber, all aiming for that title. But me, I work to make the pain go away. It was never gonna be that simple, Jonetta. It was never gonna be one win over me and I’ll walk away. Maybe that’s how it works in your world, this world, but I don’t abide by that shit. After all, why would I? I get it. I get there are a lot of people like you in the world. People who would walk over others to get what they want. Hell even everybody’s favorite, Alyssa Grace has no intention of waiting for your wounds to heal. That championship, turn you all into vicious animals, and here you all are, saying I’m the messed up one, except for Banshee who likes to keep reminding me that I’m human. Like, bitch, I get it. I don’t have the time of day to put on 50 lbs of make-up and pretend I’m a budget indie horror flick monster. Like shit, maybe it’s time you took the Hana Nakajima route and get a man to get inside you or some shit. But take it from me, you ain’t getting no D with that look. Shut up, Cloud.


 Point is, I’m still hurt. The wound is still fresh, and I keep it that way, because I don’t want to forget. I’ll let it consume me. Jonetta, nobody is telling me to let it go. Nobody is telling me to stop. Nobody is telling me that you aren’t worth it. Because in the end, you deserve all this and more, and I have intention to see to it you get what you rightfully deserve. I’m here, it’s as you said, it’s because of you. It’s because they want to see it. They want to see me become the reason you lose everything, and all I want in all of this is simple. I want.. The kill. I don’t need the pin. I don’t need the title or a trophy. I want to hear you say it. I want you to stop talking about yourself, and acknowledge one thing. “Revy took everything from me!”


Revy….. Revy…..REVY!!


I’d hate to disappoint all my fans. The ones that believed I had what it takes to be the world champion. The real ones that support me, cheer for me, buy my merch and subscribes to April’s Onlyfans. But it’s not me. It will never be me. I am not my brother. I do not care for the glory and fame. I do not care about being the best. I can go my entire career here never doing anything significant, and I’d be ok with that, but now, all I have left to really do is see to it that Jonetta pays for what she has said and done. I tried hard to be a good friend. I would had given her everything. Now, we are no longer friends… but I still have every damn intention to give her everything! 


I’m not leaving until the pain goes away. You, Jonetta Stone, are my pain. And as long as you exist, I exist, and if you want me to go away and die, guess what? You gotta follow suit, and if Banshee wants to get in my way, because she wants a piece of you first? Well, where I want to send you, she can follow for all I care. As far as I’m concern, Banshee is nothing more than a coward behind a mask, when you have to resort to mind games to beat someone with my track record. 


You are all right, I haven’t changed. I’m still the same ole Revy who always lost. Looking at this match, Jonetta, Banshee, Rebecca, Stephanie Matsuda, Llorona. I know I’m the weakest link. But in the end, I’m there. I made it. And you all need to just fuckin deal with it. You all think you are so smart, pointing out “why is she even in this match? She hasn’t done anything to warrant it?” Duh! I know that! You want to know why I’m getting this “push?” … Deez Nutz. That’s why! Now how about you all try something more original than, “haha, your brother is comatose.” You don’t see me targeting any of your loved ones? But maybe because, for people like Jonetta and Banshee, they don’t got someone to love in the first place! How bout that? Bitches really hating on me for loving and caring, and it’s like, why? Because it hurts me? It shows. It really shows, because in my own twisted and demented mind, I’m convinced you both are running out of options. You can’t beat me physically. You can’t put me down for good, because you both know it. I’m dangerous. Too stubborn to call it quits, too self-destructive to not worry about taking risk, and too reckless, knowing there is nothing I wouldn’t do to get what I want. No more. I’m done mourning. You can both keep talking shit or conjure up illusions of him. Sadness has been replaced with Rage and focus, and say what you want, Jonetta, at Boiling Point, it was so close….. SO CLOSE. You were gonna lose that title. And despite you walking out, still the OWA Women’s Champion….. I live for it.



I live for moments like that. The angst. The tension, when I hit that Recoil and took you out, you waking up 3 seconds later only to realize what just happened? I didn’t get it that day, but eventually, it will happen. When? How? Who? It doesn’t matter. All that matters is that it's inevitable. You can turn your back on me and move on, but I can promise you, you will regret it. Alyssa Grace and Hana, they are not the biggest thing you should watch out for. It’s me! It’s always been me. It will always be me! I’m THAT BITCH! You hear me? 


When someone rings the doorbell and you open the door to see no one is there? That’s me! When someone keys your car and flays your titres with a knife. That’s me! When you decide to watch Lucha Underground and it’s ruined by spoilers . ….. ME!! ME! ME! ME! This has gone beyond just beating you, and there is no turning back. I want this, I want you…. Broken…. Defeated…. Maybe even dead.


And I hope, ...I hope everyone in this match will understand this. I get it, you all want the OWA Women’s Championship. I swear that’s all you bitches talk about backstage. I don’t care for that. All I want …. If I haven’t made it clear already, is Jonetta’s head. I know there are people in this match that wants a piece of her too, but this is why I specifically asked for “the head.” Why the head? I dunno, maybe I’ve come to enjoy the feeling of shoving things down her throat.

It’s only but a matter of time now, but until then, Revy, Stephanie Matsuda, Rebecca Brooke, AKA…. “Cloudy 2 Beckys”….. We gonna beatcho asses. Why?! Because Jonetta sucks, Banshee is a dick, and Llorona… well…. General Mama Aria said to knock you out!

Jonetta Stone, Jeff X, Mav. and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

The Banshee
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 2nd 2021, 12:45 am by The Banshee
ODYSSEY PROMO #1
THE CURSE BEGINS... AS DOES THE HORROR SHOW!!!

The camera opens up inside an ancient cemetery, the dark night sky hanging ominously in the background. A low, thick fog covers the ground, the source of it unknown. The camera then centers it shot on a large, granite headstone adorned by a large Celtic cross, which is heavily covered in spider-webs. Below the cross is only a single, bronze faceplate with the name “McDonnell” etched into it. 

Suddenly, a large green bolt of lightning directly slams down onto the headstone and cross, causing it to split open violently, shards of stones and granite raining down. Inside the split stone appears a faint, purple orb that hovers in place for a moment before slowly coasting close to the ground in front of it. The orb then slowly forms into a humanoid shape, as lightning streaks across the night clouds, causing a strobe effect in the dark sky. Once the strobes end, The Banshee now “hovers” in front of the broken grave, her gaze looking towards the ground. Her long hair completely obscures her face, as her shoulders start bobbing up and down, slowly at first but picking up more speed, giving the impression that The Banshee is sobbing.
 
“Mmmm…. Eeehhhhhh….. grrrrrrrrrrr…. He… he he… he he he… ha… ha ha… hahaha… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”
 
The Banshee starts laughing violently, nearly uncontrollably, as she lifts her face back up towards the camera. Her face is bloody and stained with dirt, as if she emerged from the ground itself. However, her sinister smile can be clearly seen during her fits of laughter, the light reflecting off her blood-stained teeth.
 
“Beautiful! Absolutely… fucking… beautiful! Well done, Hana! You did it! You won the whole damn tournament! Now look at you, holding the Athena’s Cup like a hungry infant gripping a bottle… Have you yet realized it? No?"

"HAHAHA!!! You stupid bitch, did you NOT EVER CONSIDER the CONSEQUENCES of your actions… let alone the TERRIBLE PRICE you paid, just to get a guaranteed title shot…”
 
Hana, before we address the price you’re going to CONTINUOUSLY PAYING... and pay you shall, complete with interest… let’s discuss Boiling Point… where you NEEDED some “outside” assistance to help you stun me JUST long enough to get the three… on what was CLEARLY a very fast count, but The Banshee still has business with that match's official… so don’t worry, BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS HELL TO PAY, AND I’M THE DEVIL’S FUCKING TAX COLLECTOR! But speaking of hell… at first, it appears that Havoc may have taught you the dark arts quite well, surprising even me… but for only a moment, till I realized it WASN'T really dark magic that allowed you to “channel” the Havoc entity… no, Hana… would you like to know what really happened?”
 
“It’s quite simple, really… all that unprotected sex with that cradle-robbing Monster High reject Havoc HAS ACTUALLY RESULTED IN YOU “CATCHING” A DEMONIC SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE! That’s right, Hana… it's like if Magic Johnson’s AIDS “took over” his body, letting him play basketball like he was in his prime again… or if Pamela Anderson’s Hepatitis took control, giving her the ability to… well, “act,” I suppose, but don’t you see my point… YOU NEEDED HELP FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND’S DIABOLICAL STDS TO STOP ME! That’s my real point… YOU COULDN’T STOP THE BANSHEE ALONE! And you know something, Hana? NO ONE CAN! Christopher needed your help to steal a win from me on Atlantis, and in some aspects… he returned the favor to you, unknowingly sealing his own future fate… and yours as well!”
 
“Remember that “terrible price” I mentioned? You didn’t think that you could walk away, Athena’s Cup in hand… and not expect lasting consequences to follow you? Hana, the INSTANT you were declared the WINNERTHAT WAS THE MOMENT YOU, HANA NAKAJIMA, UNLEASHED THE CURSE OF THE BANSHEE! You are now CURSED, so whenever YOU ATTEMPT TO CASH IN YOUR PRIZETHE CURSE WILL FOLLOW, PREVENTING YOU FROM SUCCEEDING AT EVERY TURN… rendering your little trophy there as nothing more than an expensive paperweight… You ONLY got a TASTE of it at Boiling Point Night TwoTHE CURSE OF THE BANSHEE WILL HAUNT YOU… FOLLOW YOU… eventually… THE CURSE WILL KILL YOU… BECAUSE I AM THE CURSE, AND I CURSE YOU TO HELL, BITCH!
 
“As for “Havoc’s” corporeal form… you can’t hide forever… I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! Even if I have to go down to hell MYSELF, find your pathetic ethereal form amongst all the other amateur “demons,” grab you by your fucking throat, drag you back up to this plane, and PHYSICALLY SHOVE YOUR SPIRIT DOWN HANA’S THROAT… Something that likely ALREADY HAPPENED in a DIFFERENT fashion… I WILL ANNIHILATE ALL TRACES OF HAVOC! YOU WON’T EVEN BE A MEMORY ONCE THE CURSE OF THE BANSHEE SENDS YOU BACK TO HELL!
 
The Curse of the Banshee doesn’t just affect Hana or Havoc IT AFFECTS EVERYONE! And know this: The Banshee isn’t some cheap horror film scream queen, either… I AM THE BRINGER OF CURSESTHE MISTRESS OF MADNESSTHE CROWN BITCH OF BRUTALITYTHE BANSHEE IS THE GODDAMN QUEEN OF THE MONSTERS!
 
“Yet, there are still many of you that can’t help but continue to try to “discredit” The Banshee, despite all my accomplishments… Including Rebecca Brookes, the FORMER Goddesses Champion, though her biggest “accomplishment” as a champion was to DEVALUE the Goddesses Championship, making it an unappealing trinket to add to my collection… Rebecca, you claim that The Banshee is nothing more than some “overrated and overhyped” creature that you’ve defeated already… but lest you forget, you LOST to this “overrated and overhyped” vessel before, and that was to pathetic Morrighan! Just because you managed to climb a ladder at an opportune moment DOESN’T MEAN YOU EVER TRULY DEFEATED THE BANSHEE! So continue to discount The Banshee, because it continues to make you look even more pathetic… Hell, just look at your protected run in the last few months… other than Hana, what notable victories do you even have as a champion? And remember, my goal in that ladder match was NOT NECESSARILY TO WIN THE BELT… No, it was to ensure that Alyssa Grace didn’t leave the ring with it, so again… how was really a “loss” for me, when my overall goals were accomplished that night?”
 
“So Rebecca, just like everyone else that’s ever challenged me… you say that you don’t “fear me in the slightest.” To be honest, I really DON'T CARE if you fear The Banshee or not, because people like you become too stupid and stubborn to realize when they are “outmatched and outclassed,” but keep this in mind, as I rip out your internal organs using my own hands as a makeshift rip-spreader… just because you claim that you don’t fear me at all… that doesn’t make The Banshee ANY LESS DANGEROUSANY LESS LETHAL… and just like your former bestie/sidekick Hana and Havoc will soon learn themselves… THE CURSE OF THE BANSHEE IS VERY DANGEROUSVERY LETHALAND VERY FUCKING REAL!”
 
“By the way Rebecca… have you stopped talking to your sponsors? No, I’m not talking about merchandise sponsors, because the fans CLEARLY never responded to you as a champion, loser… I’m referring to your drug rehab partners, because if you truly BELIEVE the shit you’re spouting off at the mouth… YOU DEFINITELY ARE USING AGAIN! Aria clearly doesn’t enforce the substance abuse policies, so it’s easy for you to categorically deny that you’re not some cocksucking drug-addicted whore from California! You claimed to have “beat the crap” out of The Banshee over and over… clearly you’ve been having a lot of drug-induced fantasies, but as I mentioned earlier… the only VICTORY you have is a single LUCKY title win… and, AGAIN, MORRIGHAN beat you one-on-one already, so all this talk of you being “clean” certainly has no credibility, you fucking junkie! Maybe put down the needles, and pick up a dumbbell, you pitiful smack addict!”
 
“And please show me how I’m suffering all these “losses after losses!” HAHAHAHAHA!!! As stated before… how do you even know what my “true intentions” even are? Despite appearances on the surface, my plans are going exactly as planned… after all, even in “defeat,” victories can be achieved... so despite the setback with the Athena’s Cup, my own ambitious goals have awarded me many “victories,” plus you should remember this… The Banshee is a creature bent on chaos and calamity, so why worry on such a trivial thing like a win-loss record? That doesn’t define The Banshee, yet it’s the only thing a junkie athlete like you can hang on to… and let’s talk about your “strong team,” shall we?”
 
Revy, you should know by now that The Banshee is not a monster that you can simply cross without expecting heavy consequences in return… but that little stunt of yours with that damn Flashbang grenade wasn’t just something very ill-advised for you to do… because, like Hana, you are now CURSED! The Curse of The Banshee will destroy you far worse than what happened to your bastard brother MoonGoose, who LUCKILY DIED before getting to watch you EMBARRASS and HUMILIATE not only yourself… BUT YOU EMBARRASSED YOUR FAMILY’S HONOR! However, now that you FOOLISHLY went and got yourself cursed… it won’t be long before you SOON JOIN HIM IN HELL!”
 
“As for Stephanie Matsuda… Christ, what the hell else can I even say here? She still thinks she’s a “Queen of Wrestling,” forgetting that The Banshee is already PROVEN HERSELF to be THE QUEEN OF THE MONSTERS! And no, it’s not lost on The Banshee that Stephanie and Aria belong to the same Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants or whatever the hell… but know this, Cloud Matsuda… You might be able to influence the front office, but ask Natalie… uh, whatever she’s calling herself now how that worked out for her and her lover Viola DeMarco… and I wasn’t really involved with that, but since I STILL have a personal axe to grind with Aria… I suppose you’ll make for an adequate substitute in her place, though my lust to spill Aria’s blood will continue to remain unsatisfied for now… And just like Revy, you were GIFT-WRAPPED title shots that were never truly “deserved,” but no longer will The Banshee stand aside, while the less-abled dinosaurs continue to get title opportunities they will clearly squander… and should you cross me, bitch… you will also become CURSED BY THE BANSHEE!!!
 
Stephanie Matsuda, Revy, and Rebecca BrookesRebecca, if you’re still not keeping score, remember that I HAVE SCORED VICTORIES AGAINST ALL THREE OF YOU BEFORE! Even a three-on-Banshee match would’ve been too much monster for all of you to handle, but let’s examine my own FORMIDABLE “partners” in La Llorona and Jonetta Stone… One is a former OWA Women’s Champion, the other is the CURRENT OWA Women’s Champion, and I know that both women are excited to brutalize you three! Yes, at Hardcore Havoc, we will all be scratching and clawing for the OWA Women's Championship… but for now, we will ALL partake in feasting on the bones and souls of Rebecca, Revy, and Stephanie! This team is stronger than the Demo Corps, and that will be witnessed in full glory on Odyssey!”
 
Rebecca claims that, at Odyssey, she will expose me, Jonetta, and Llorona as the “fakes” she "knows us" to be… HAHAHAHAHA! You’re going to expose us… you’re going to EXPOSE ME? GO AHEAD!!! Better ones than you have tried and failed, because why? I’m the most AUTHENTIC WRESTLER ON ODYSSEY’S ROSTER!!! So you and the Babysitter’s Club are going to “bring your worst?” How cute and sad… as for The Banshee, I WON’T BE bringing my worst… because I ALWAYS BRING MY BEST!!! However, you three bitches got it all mixed up, because while I’m not “bringing my worst,” I PROMISE THAT I WILL DO MY WORST!”
 
“If you all thought that I was nothing more than a Hollywood film, nothing but darkness and special effects… please continue to live in that fantasy, where you tell yourself that The Banshee is just some deranged woman in CVS face paint… I’m so much more, and soon, even the most stubborn naysayers won’t be able to deny the most obvious fact: THERE IS NO ONE MORE DANGEROUS OR DERANGED THAN THE BANSHEE!
 
“So get ready… LIGHTSCAMERAACTIONNOW WELCOME TO THE HORROR SHOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

The Banshee begins laughing maniacally, as the camera feed fades to black.

Michael Bishop, Jonetta Stone, Jeff X, Mav. and Rebecca Filth have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jonetta Stone
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 2nd 2021, 12:21 am by Jonetta Stone
Tell Aria

Tell Aria to thank me for making Revy a woman she can put in main events!

Tell Aria to thank me for making Stephanie have to show up to work on Odysseys now that she's got a star to measure up against!

Tell Aria to thank me for elevating a title like the Women's World Championship in a way Rebecca Brookes couldn't when she dropped the ball with the Goddess Championship!

I made this world title a PPV main event for the first time. That was after I was the first person to declaring cashing an anytime title shot on the biggest PPV of the year. That was all after I was part of the first all-women tag team champions, for the longest tag reign in OWA history. But Rebecca wants to talk reigns as if she didn't drop the belt to Gwen, a woman incapable of even defending the belt for 60 days and dropping it right back to same old Dulce to bring the title back to the stone age pillar days.

But I hear Rebecca thinks this will be a walk in the park.

You can't jog through this central park, so walking is out of the question. She best scurry like the disgusting rat she is.

Many parks are closed after sunset, the time Odyssey runs. For you who will be sitting at home wondering why you can't go out to a park and tune into Odyssey instead, my team will show you why it was good to stay home when we're done butchering our enemies.

Everyone knows Llorona and I were the heavy hitters of the Demo Corps. It's why we're the only ones who won the top gold. We laid waste to the women that this locker room used to bend the knee for when they walked by! Llorona and I together again is an unstoppable threat in of itself against a team that has no teamwork history! So what do you think will happen when we replace an April Song or a Revy with a monster like the Banshee? No offense to April, she was alright. No offense to Revy, I hadn't made her a main eventer yet. Banshee is on a whole other level than they ever were, if we had her with us, our domination would have been even more one-sided than it was! When the Assasin and the Poacher combine our tag team experience with the Mistress of Madness, no woman on this roster will be safe for the night!

Rebecca Brookes, you look different than I remember. I barely recognize you. Is it the eye that teenager brutalized and had you gushing blood all over the arena? No, I don't think that's it. Is it the pistol whippings from Llorona that rearranged your face? No, not that either, I need to be less superficial. Is it the pounds of gold you're missing? No, darn it, it's not that either. I feel like what a normal person must feel when they walk down the street and see a former classmate from high school being a homeless hobo with wild facial hair and a dead look in the eyes. They aren't quite sure if that's really the person they used to know, but the hobo keeps trying to act familiar, and there's just something that tells that person the hobo truly is telling the truth. However, if I wasn't told I was facing you, I wouldn't believe you're Rebecca Brookes no matter what you told me! It's crazy, you can't be her! You're just not what I remember. Oh wait, I think I'm starting to put my finger on it. It's not your face or the lack of gold. It's your voice. When you talk, I don't hear the same confident girl I remember who thought she could walk out a dual champion! You were so delusional and offensive back then! All I hear now is a battered victim who keeps trying to tell herself things will be okay, regardless of how much trauma she has. You speak a good game, but behind it all, I hear the voice of a woman who isn't quite sure if she can walk into ANY arena without someone deciding to have a go at her to send a hospital. To you, your life is on the line anytime you step into Odyssey! Because everyone sees you as the easy mark to mess with, to brutalize when they're upset or just want to have fun.

Now I get it. You'll go all the way back to Atlantis and talk up what could or should have happened if the clock hadn't hit midnight on your career. You'll hold onto that dream, telling yourself maybe if things had gone how they should have that night, you'd be Rebecca two belts, and nobody would be messing with you like they do now. Because you'd have the respect and fear from the locker room! But the endless possibilities that you revel in are lost to the seas of Atlantis. Now I could stand here and say, I would have kicked out, but I know that's no way a champion should act. I prefer to leave the What Ifs to terrible Marvel Disney+ nonsense. I don't deal in the if only if only, I deal in reality. In reality, I left champion and went on to continue a championship reign no one will ever match up to in OWA history. That's all that matters. What matters is that the women I beat and a teenager are your worst nightmares. If Gwen, Llorona, and Hana can render you into the state I see now, what WILL I do if you try getting in the ring with me again? I say it's the only what if you'll ever find the answer to in OWA, and you won't like what you'll get.

And then there's Rebecca McQueen. Sweet sweet Revy. The woman who I made a main eventer. And while I did the heavy lifting, I must admit, I didn't do it alone. I apologize to anyone who thought I hadn't given enough credit and made it as if I did it alone on one single night. Of course not, it's not that easy to make a start, no matter how simple I made it look! For what came off as overnight for the rest of you, it took months of sly effort. Before I gave you that nudge, we had to take you near the ledge. So yes, I didn't do it alone all that time, I had the help of Llorona! In the Demo Corps, we allowed you to come off as the brains, dare I say leader, of the operations. Everyone knew that if Llorona, I, or even April tried to do what you did by being the spokesperson and the one that would direct us, our egos would clash because we'd never let a rival lead. But the cute puppy? Sure, none of us feared you'd eclipse our careers, so there was no reason to be insecure when you would lead the way. Thus, you were allowed to be the woman who brought April, Llorona, and Jonetta Stone together. Because of that, with us at your side, you became credible for once in your damn life. And you reveled in it, no matter how much you try to hide it. You even started acting like a responsible person, and there's no way someone like you would act like a grown-up if you didn't enjoy the fulfillment being an adult brings. You loved the fact that people in OWA were forced to pay attention to you, and not in the train wreck jokester sense that breeds curiosity, no I mean truly grasp their attention like what you had to say was important. You have us to thank for that!

Admit it Revy, for years while you were doing all the childish stunts and being the forgettable runt of OWA, you wanted to be treated like a grown-up like all kids do. While the rest of us spent our wishes on career advantages, you were the singular member of the team who did the boring adult task of getting rid of the last Wolvesden leader, securing the end of the war. You were as vicious as any of us, you only got mad because I took the training wheels off your little bike and you took a simple booboo. You cry over the fact that becoming a megastar has its troubles, that it's lonely at the top, and no everyone is going to have nice things to say about you and your poor stupid family. You still weep for Moongoose and act like he or any member of that ridiculous group he had ever did as much for you as the Demo Corps and especially I have! We made you the woman you are today Revy! More than half the time, you weren't good enough to get on PPV! Barely able to open Odyssey! But look at you now! A PPV main event! An Odyssey main event! The Promethean Chamber! Tell me Revy, what do all those three matches have in common???? Me! ME! I'm the person who has done right by you more than anyone in your entire life! You need to stop being petty just because I told you the harsh truths none of your so-called real "friends" and family were ever willing to! Stop being a sourpuss about what I say about your stupid brother! He was weak! He held you back! He never tried to elevate you to what you always could have been! But I've made you the woman you are today Revy, don't listen to these fans that support you, don't listen to your one-day tag team partners that'll pretend they give a damn about you! I brought you into superstardom, and if you continue to piss me off, I'll take you right out of it!

And then there's Stephanie Matsuda. Look who has to wrestle all the time now on Odyssey. You must be tired. You must be wondering when you'll be able to disappear for a few months and be put back in the title picture. You must be blowing up Aria's phone asking when you'll be allowed to go to Olympus or Kingdom for a cameo so people in OWA are okay if you leave Odyssey. Deep down you know the answer. As long as Odyssey is my show, you'll never thrive until you put in the workday in and night out to get out of my shadow. No one is going to be hanging onto every little possible Stephanie Matsuda appearance they can find when they have the biggest competitor in all of professional wrestling leading the charge here on Odyssey. After all, when an all-star show up onto a team, the other players that used to be hot shit have to cool their jets if they don't know how to act properly. When a true consistent star is around, problem athletes are capable of being dropped without anyone rioting. The fact of the matter is, Stephanie, you can cry all you want and make any demands that you want, but you're expendable now that someone is capable of taking Odyssey to the heights you always told everyone you were able to do for women's wrestling. Even Darkane, a man I've never taken the time to speak of until this moment, spends his time heading onto Boiling Point talking about me! Pretending not to know how to say my name, but bothering to out of the blue give me attention, because he's insecure over the fact that when he sees the PPV posters and the OWA site graphics with the champions on it….. there's always someone else in the middle instead of him. He lives in fear that every PPV, there's a chance I take the last spot on the card again, like a woman like me shouldn't if any of these guys had a choice. And deep down, in your heart, where you'd never tell a single soul Stephanie, you also wish no one had taken this Odyssey World Title to the main event until you had your run.

But you're a dollar short and a day late on achieving that dream; you neglected the biggest company in the wrestling world until it was too late for you to be that woman. As for taking this all away from me? You already pulled out all the stops. You linked up with the GM of Odyssey and used all the influence you and Azumi hold in women’s wrestling to try to hold me down, but none of it worked. Even particularly the entire Odyssey locker room broke out and interfered in our match to help you steal this championship, and it still wasn't enough. Aria may have banned my Dollhouse friends from OWA, when she realized the Queens of Wrestling weren't on our level, but so what? Unlike you, I have other powerful tandems here. Some may believe Llorona and I had our relationship hit the rocks, but truth be told, we've never liked each other in the first place. In fact, we were always on the brink of fighting each other if not for the fact there were other people we wanted to brutalize more. But when it's time for business, Llorona and I always get the job done together. I don't see why any of that needs to change. We have a few pieces of trash to take care of, and enjoying hurting others is one of the only things Llorona and I have in common to bond over. I won't call it a stretch to say that the Banshee probably also likes to unleash brutality. As far as I see it, this team has more thirst for demolition than the Demo Corps itself had. What does your team have? A misguided thin sense of security, lies you tell yourselves to sleep at night. Your first Becky holds onto the idea she could have been champion and her career wouldn't be getting bullied by everyone like it is now. Your next Becky tells herself that her brother cared about her because he's in a coma and isn't around to force her into being a background character in OWA again. And you? You tell yourself that you're the reason I am where I am today, and you'll be taking the spot I'm in. Your lives of denial will come crashing down when the meanest women of Odyssey come knocking at your down.

Oh yes, I know. You women believe this chaotic match and the looming Promethean chamber will take its toll on me, but I'm Teflon. No other champion in Odyssey history has had the pressures I have. I've had an Athena's Cup holder and The Ascension of the Briefcase holder all gunning for me. I've had the general manager of the brand herself try to end my reign with her friends. But it's only made me stronger, forged me under boiling point heat to have champion-calibre toughness fused into my very cells!

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Mav. and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Daisy Thrash
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2021, 8:52 pm by Daisy Thrash
Long time no see. You finally figured out that those chucklefucks over in Jersey never really cared about you. The only reason they invested in you was because they wanted a replacement Aria Jaxon. In their desperation to catch lightning in a bottle twice, you got all the spotlight and amazing opportunities you could ever want. But here’s the kicker for me. You don’t even realize the same thing is happening all over again right here in OWA. Only this time, it’s the actual Aria Jaxon trying to find a new her. It makes sense why she’d pick someone like you. Neither of you have a problem bending over for your corporate masters. Cash whores, you’ll do anything for money, won’t you? Afraid you’ll be missing this payday, hun. You don’t impress or intimidate me. It doesn’t take an astonishing amount of talent to beat Udy or Nakita. Hell, I took Nakita down in my first match here no problem. And yeah, I know you beat Alyssa Grace. With help. Maybe you could have won without them, maybe not. Who knows? That asterisk will always follow your win. You know what I would have done? I would’ve beat those bitches to a pulp. How dare they try to taint my win? Buuuut I guess you’re just fine with it. Just like you’re fine with never getting one up on Andrea Valentine. Who can beat her anyway? Oh, that’s right, I did! Twice! But who gives a shit about that? Who gives a shit about Daisy Thrash? It’s always been the same. I get one good opportunity and if I make even the slightest mistake, I’m done. Meanwhile, people like Dulce and Natalie and Cloud and even Revy get shot after shot after shot. Without any meaningful wins. Without doing ANYTHING! DO YOU SEE THIS BULLSHIT? IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW AMAZING AND TALENTED I AM! I DON’T GET TREATED FAIRLY! ALL BECAUSE I’M NOT ONE OF THE “FAVORITES”! IT’S BECOME ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT NOTHING I DO MATTERS! I MAY AS WELL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT! I MIGHT AS WELL KEEP PUNCHING UNTIL YOU ARE SOAKED IN BLOOD AND YOU STOP! MOVING!


Ahem.


I’m not an idiot. I know exactly why this match got put together. They just want me to make everybody else look good. I’m supposed to take the fall for the newest, shiniest talent so she can get all the praise and adoration. Change of plans, everybody. ‘Cause I’m gonna wrap so tight around your neck you’ll never be able to say my government name ever again. Your opinions on me don’t matter, I won’t lose any sleep over them. I’ll be having my sweet dream after my victory.

Michael Bishop, Jonetta Stone, Jeff X and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!




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Wash poppin', Daisy?

You remember me, lil’ miss Razerblade Snowflake or whatever the fuck it is you feel like calling yourself? Still hoping that ya cosplays will be enough to deem you interesting in the eyes of your superiors? Hm? “Unseelie Queen” now, is it? Oh jeez. Yet another new nickname, hm, that sure changes things. Except it doesn’t. “Bbbbut Serena, I’m allowed to redefine myself as my career progresses, no?!” except a) it’s still debatable at this point whether or not your career is legitimately “progressing” since b) ain’t no fucking point in “redefining” yourself with random ass story devices and words thrown around when the definition of “Daisy Thrash” has stayed the same throughout the entirety of your professional wrestling career: a no-nothing waste of space who takes herself way, way too serious and will never amount to anything beyond fodder to bitches like me. Couple new nicknames and theme song here and there won’t change that, Daisy. It’s a bit ironic considering there’s been all this weird talk comin’ from you lately about the significance in “names”—which is a bit hypocritical to me, seeing as you can’t settle on just one—but also how “nothing is certain and change must be allowed” which, now that I think about it, I suppose is the perfect excuse for you to adapt a new moniker every so often hoping that you’ll eventually land on the one that gets you over in this business. Good luck with that. But it’s a shame to see how little has changed since the last time I saw your scrawny ass.

You right, tho. In some ways, I guess. Change is good for us. Oddly enough, I guess this “Unseelie” shit suits you better than The Sheriff or, hell, even The Outlaw ever did, Daisy, ‘cause you should know better than most that when it comes to seeing a name like Serena Bennett in an environment like this one, in a business like the one we in, you can bet ya ass that change is just on the horizon. And that’s something I know that you know very goddamn well when it comes to me, puddin’. Or need I remind you how, even though it was Tyler Wolfe who technically hammered the nail in the coffin, that I’m the bitch who laid you out in the first place, inside that infamous chamber, and set her up to capitalize. Ye, I’m the bitch who busted you open, bloodied you up, and jumbled ya brains just long enough to give Tyler the opportunity to get that pin on you and to then put a pin in your professional wrestling career for a significant chunk of time. “Gee, Serena, why on earth are you so preoccupied with bringing up all this old shit?! That match was YEARS ago! I’m not even the same person anymore!!!! If you think you truly know Daisy Thrash, you better think again, Serena!!!!!” Bitch, you don’t even know who the fuck you are, so don't even think about getting started on that predictable ass counterargument with me. I thought that was the point in taking time away much longer than necessary to heal up your lil’ neck injury? And look at you: still useless. Still fruitless. Still thrown on the card right next to names far too big to fit in your mouth, you could never understand what a name like mine brings to this business, cuz. Well, I mean, how could you, right, you tucked your tail between your legs and ran the moment shit got too real for you as always. Same shit, different organization. Ye ye ye, I know, now, you finally got ya head on straight now or whatever, took some time away for ya mental health and to collect what little scraps of relevancy you had left after getting ya ass overshadowed on weekly cards by yours truly and a few other itty bitty lawless bitches, you had to do what was best for you, and I can understand that. Trust me. But what I’m not about to do is get up here and act like you worth me dealing with the fuck at all, with or without the indiscernible improvements, 'cause I already showed you what the fuck it was once before, Daisy. “But, Serena, you faced the old Daisy Thrash” and please, I'm genuinely asking at this point, tell me what the fuck the difference is between the Daisy I had in 2018 compared to the one I'm lookin' at this week? C'mon son. You was a flop on Empire, and you a flop now. Makes no difference to me which iteration it is of you I’m getting on Odyssey this week, sis, I’m finna embarrass you. Again. And there’s no doubt about that in anyone's mind. What’s funny about our brief-yet-meaningful first encounter together, Daisy—meaningful ‘cause of me, obviously, you had fuck all to do with one of the most historic moments in professional wrestling history being that it was my debut and everything—is that history has shown that whenever I pull up and end up around you, in spaces you might have once considered safe, in just about no time at all, shit goes straight south for you. At this point, it’s only a matter of time before Serena does what Serena does best, and that’s killing any chance you ever had of making a splash in Omega Wrestling Alliance by doing nothing beyond my regular degular duties and remind you who the realest bitch in this business is, talk to me nice, bitch.

But hear me out, Daisy. I know I’m the type to typically read too much into shit, but is it a coincidence that you stopped showing up for work the minute Serena Bennett made it clear to you inside of that Elimination Chamber territory that she wasn’t goin’ nowhere? That the entire industry had shifted gears and was headed straight in the direction that I was leading it? That the woman who was guaranteed to be “next up” wasn’t some underperforming and sad white bitch like you who can’t make up her fucking mind about who it is she wants to be? And you wonder why ever since you left the independent scene, you was “constantly belittled, ridiculed, and slept on.” You prolly confused about why at Final Destination 3, OWA's flagship event, you served as nothing more than the palette cleanser for the evening. Intermission. Piss break. Comic relief. Could never be me. “At least I’m not a character, gimmick, or caricature like YOU are, Serena!!!!” when you’ve done switched gimmicks, personas, and personalities more than I could ever imagine doing. Go from some bullshit social justice warrior and the leader of the white feminism movement to some weird ass John Wayne cosplaying super cac, now to some irritable Tinkerbell ass bitch straight out of some Middle Earth lore. Who even are you, bitch? Would the real Danielle Turner please stand up? Fuck. Like, forreal. Stop wasting your fucking time researching white ass TV Tropes to botch and put that energy towards honing your in-ring craft, lord only knows you need all the help you can get. 

You once had the audacity to claim that you were “in the business for yourself” and you don’t “care about what’s trendy” and spewed all this mess 'bout just how proud you were to leave a certain promotion before their “board turned you into whatever they believed would best line their pockets.” And hilariously, you can’t even line your own pockets despite all the attempts you’ve made to reinvent and redesign yourself for your own benefit. And you mean to tell me you think you're better off at this stage of your career? Nah, I don’t buy it, bih. And these people are foolish if they fall for that mess, too. Ain’t you tired of this shit? You not sick of playing underdog? Don't you give a fuck about the imprint you make on this industry? I ain’t even been in OWA for three months and already, my influence is unmatched, try and tell me otherwise. Already, I've become one of the most charismatic, noteworthy, and popular OWA Alphas of all time despite only having three matches—and I did it all without havin' to change a single thing about myself, honeybunches. Can't say the same for yourself, can you? Nah. I'm undefeated, btw, in case you missed that part. This shit come too easy to me. Don't you dare try and tell me we in the same lane, on the same level, you and all of your multiple personalities could never measure up to me. Periodt. Like you ain't been wrestling for damn near thirteen (13) whole ass years and still only accomplished a fraction of what I have in three (3). But that’s none of my business, huh? Nothing gets under my skin more than a bitch who doesn’t know her place. Your supposedly extensive in-ring experience don’t mean shit to me, Daisy. You been in this game for far too long and have far too little to show for it. There’s zero chance of me ever deciding it's time to take you serious. I hate to sound mean. You cute and all, but this match with me, tryna make a name for yourself in this company, this ain’t what you really want. Trust me. You don’t wanna get too far into it with me, I promise you. Humble yourself, sis, I'm just lookin' out for you. Yeah, I know, I get it, I get it, mental health crisis, low self esteem, let a few nasty words from a few nasty people get the better of you so you fucked off into obscurity until you felt strong enough to step it up a notch, yada yada. 'Cept I've already stepped it up tenfold. You'll never reach these sorta heights. There's a huge difference between the bitches who prioritize this business versus the ones who ain’t focused. And you're the latter, beloved.


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HellFighterINC
Nakita DuBov - "Divide and Conquest"
Post September 1st 2021, 5:42 pm by HellFighterINC
Nakita DuBov


Odyssey Promo #1


Versus NAMI


"Divide and Conquest"

Nakita DuBov: "This one goes out to all those who thought that Nakita DuBov could not win when it really matters. This one goes out to the ones that said that Nakita was all style and no substance. This victory goes out to all those who spat in her face with their vial insults and venomous responses. Dorado Enterprises have won, and Nakita was a big help sealing that victory for her team by being a team playing and showing that even though she can dish out all of the brute force and punishment, but more importantly Nakita has proven that she can more than take what the likes of Alysssa Grace, Devi Krysis, and NAMI could take and she took it all in the name so that Skylar Arceneaux would be victorious and secure a future shot at Grace's Ascension of the Heavens briefcase. We have proved that we have the power, and very soon we will be allowed to wield all of that power, the power of the heavens from Skylar's hand, and harnessing the power of the sun itself."


"Now we move back onto Odyssey and set to take part in a little Divide and Conquest' where 'The Problem Solver' herself sets out to put out to pasture one third of this trouble making trio once and for all in the form of 'The Golden Queen' herself NAMI. You will be the first, but by no means will you be the last to feel the wrath of Dorado Enterprises. Skylar Arceneaux has willed it, she has decreed it, and at Odyssey, you will fall and you will fall hard at her hands, by her hands. Bones will be broken, blood will be shed, and this one will remove you from all of your meddling ways. With you removed from the picture, Alyssa Grace will have nobody and she means no one, to protect her when Skylar Arceneaux takes the Ascension of the Heavens briefcase. Alyssa even attempted to cash in and make Dorado's victory seem hallow and in vain, but Skylar put an immediate stop to that when she attacked Alyssa with a steel chair. Nothing can nor will it ever stop Dorado Enterprises from obtaining the power that we seek. First it was Boiling Point 4, and now this week on Odyssey, it will be when you fall. One less piece of trouble standing in Skylar's way. One piece of Alyssa's chess pieces will be cleared from the board. One problem...SOLVED!"


"Nakita DuBov is coming into Odyssey, coming into this match with one thing in mind and that is to decisively execute the one called 'The Golden Queen' once and for all. the bitch with the unmeasurable ego will be shown the hard way that bravado goes right out the window when one is knocked plum out on their ass, and this one is going to smack you right the EFF up and break that J-Pop Idol jaw of yours into a ground glass. One would think that a machine does not feel such emotions but when it is all said and done, she will take so much pleasure in gutting you in the center of the ring NAMI. It will be beautiful, it will be glorious, it will be gloriously notorious. This is the final chapter of your redemption story and it ends in your ultimate but inevitable demise. Unconditional freaking surrender is the name of Skylar Arceneaux's long game and conquest is her only goal. Her will shall be done, and it is Nakita's solemn duty and purpose to carry out that goal at all costs. So go 'berserk' show us your war face, wear your war point. Come ready to fight and DuBov will prove that it is all meaningless, all will be all for not because come Odyssey, live from the PPG Paints Arena, in Pittsburgh, will be the final resting place of NAMI 'The Golden Queen' and all of your rabid fanbase will weep bitter tears that will flood, but it will be Nakita that will be drinking and feeding off of those tears when it is all said and done. The dust will settle and you will laid out in the center of the ring with Nakita standing tall over your rotting corpse. One problem...SOLVED!"


"Then, after she is done with you NAMI, you will not go alone, as she will then move onto the next problem and remove that Untamed do good Dudley Doo Right, and she will make a Blood Wolf bleed the ever living EFF out of Devi Krysis. Only then, will your failures shall be complete. Then all that will be left will be ripping that already injured arm right out of Alyssa Grace's shoulder and beating her with it mercilessly so that Skylar will just swoop right in and claim her prize. Just think, after Nakita is done with the both of you, it be a mercy compared to what Dorado Enterprises does to Grace. But all three of your mangled and broken bodies will serve as an example to the one simple rule that the rest of the OWA will have to follow going forward and that is DON'T FUCK WITH SKYLAR ARCENEAUX."

Jeff X and La Verduga have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Devi Krysis
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2021, 5:01 pm by Devi Krysis
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What's next?
(Atlantis Promo)

Chapel Hill, NC
3:30 pm

Devi's at home, in her living room sitting on the couch, not looking grooming after her, NAMI, and Alyssa Grace lost at Boiling Point against Dorado Enterprises.

...The salt


The salt is definitely real...


It's not that long ago after Game Over weekend, I was in the Openweight Battle Royal to get a opportunity for the Openweight Championship and I was about to eliminate Skylar Arceneaux, but no Kevin LeBrock former advocate for Nakita DuBov has decided to play his part and save her and I got eliminated by Nakita herself. Then the aftermath, I made a new friend of NAMI, the women that I made respect with, after I defeated her in the match. Suddenly the tea hasn't been set in because out comes "La Verduga" calling me out and trying to offer me a position to join her side, and did I refuse? Yes!

Scene transition to Devi declined Skylar's offer

But it comes with a price.

Scene transition to Azurine turn on Devi and joined with Skylar

Sometimes i'm find hard to believe that my friend who I'm been around since last season of OWA who had a set of balls to turn my back on me but that doesn't start there cause Skylar had one more puzzle piece to complete. She needed a powerhouse, a Problem Solver for her enterprise. And that's where Nakita comes in. Now those three bitches knows that they made a target out of me, NAMI, and Alyssa Grace. They injured Alyssa and taking the Ascension To The Heavens briefcase, they made a huge statement by taking me and NAMI out, but at South Africa, I. Got. Even! 

Scene transition to Devi winning the Street Fight against Azurine.

But at Boiling Point me and NAMI, had one job to protect the Ascension To The Heavens briefcase for Alyssa Grace. And we failed and the reality is setting in. Skylar got what she wanted, a fight for the Ascension To The Heavens briefcase. My how my fuckin life in the last 24 hours is a huge wreck! Didn't get in the Athena's Cup thanks to Aria Jaxon for don't recognize my talent, no wonder that i'm came close to win The OWA World Tag Team Championships from you and Matsuda! And I had to deal with Dorados, as far is I know we're not done with them! But before I head over to Odyssey, I'm heard that i'm going to be in action on Atlantis so whoever that i'm facing, better get on my good side because I'll be in my 100% Focus going to this match, and not worry about Boiling Point and Dorados! At least for now!


Remember this...The Wolf is always at your door! 

Jeff X and HellFighterINC have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DarkCircle
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2021, 3:26 pm by DarkCircle
"Have you ever had a dream?"

{The screen is black when those words are said as the screen comes up to show us none other than Ryo who is sitting on a bench somewhere, a white towel around his neck}

Ryo: When I was a little kid, my dream was to become a professional wrestler and do all of that neat shit that I saw on TV, week in and week out. But you see, the problem is that I didn't realize back then how much work and effort went into those matches that I saw every week.


Now I do.


But did that dissuade me from seeking out a way to make my dream fucking happen, no...it did not. Because when Stephanie Matsuda was wearing me down from a pillar of granite into something more malleable, I didn't let that stop me either because I knew what I wanted in life and I was going to fucking make it happen.

{Ryo leans his head against the wall behind him and laughs}

Ryo: All of you are probably laughing your heads off about how I lost my first big match...there I had earned my way into the ThunderDome match and despite all of my so called "big talk", I failed to beat Darkane and come out as the Omega heavyweight champion.

{Ryo's mirth ends as he tilts his head forward to look into the camera}

Ryo: Ah, but there's the rub that while all of you haters laugh at my loss, it also makes you spit more fucking poison in my direction because I was even *IN* the ThunderDome match to begin with.


Because that was proof right there, wasn't it? Proof that I'm capable of a fuckload more than what you all have been assuming just because I don't have the greatest of records here in the OWA, but that's not enough to stop me or what my goals are now, because despite all of you fuckers constantly saying die, Ryo, die...I'm still right here and still doing what I do better than anyone else in this sport.


What will piss all off even more-my continued existence in this industry or the sheer and simple fact that sooner or later, one of you mother fuckers who keep yelling that I'll never beat any of you when the moment actually matters but I do and I take that title from you...what do you think will happen then, huh?


Why don't you look towards young Elijah Hampton there and ask him?


Why should you ask him?


Because he's the next man in front of me, that's why.

{Ryo then tils his head a little bit to the left, a hint of a smirk appearing on his face}

Ryo: So tell me, Elijah, and be honest with yourself you're probably looking at this match and breathing a little bit easy with the fact of "oh, it's just Ryo...I'll have him beat in just a couple of moves, no need to worry.


But then again, isn't that what people were saying about me going into my match to qualify for the ThunderDome or me even being in that match?


That everything will be over for Ryo in "mere seconds" when I managed to not only qualify for the damned match but I also took down Mister Hollywood in freaking Nobi to do it?


Be honest now, Elijah, isn't these realizations making you grasp your championship just a little bit tighter even by a little because what if that little bit of reality which is the truth that my time here in the OWA has been a bit rough...but what if that rough patch ends with you?


What if that same rough patch ends with a win over you and then the next thing you know, your Prestige championship is on the line against me and you're arrogance grows to even more towering heights before I rip you down from your tower and lay claim to what is mine?

{Ryo then leans forward into the shot, resting his forearms across his knees as he does so}

Ryo: Look, I can respect you for what you've been able to do since your arrival here in the OWA, especially since we debuted here at roughly the same time with the same amount of fire under us...but the different is that where you have ascended, I've descended but don't let that be the primary thought that drives you as you speak whatever words that you've got in mind for a promo against me, Eli.


Instead, I want you to realize that I'm not some joke like everyone naturally assumes that I am...no, because the moment that you fall into that trap and start to take me less seriously is the moment that I catch you and then it's all over as I dump you on your foolish motherfucking head and then walk away with the victory.


A victory that I know deep down inside this black heart of mine is going to happen because while you are going to be riding high on your ego, thinking that some lowly slug like me can't beat you...I'm going to be going all out on your ass because I simply don't give two shits about you or chasing titles at this point.


Right now I'm more focused on simply tearing the house down and claiming that big fat payday.


But hey, maybe you'll get the leg up on me and hit whatever the flying moose is your finisher on me...just maybe.

{Ryo's face then breaks out into a wicked smile}

Ryo: But even if that happens, Eli, even if you manage to get that one lucky shot in on me that puts me to the mat, then you can be rest assured that by the time you get turned back around to try and make yourself a victory...you've got one of the most perfect kicks taking your fool head off before I get that three count victory.


And that's no dream of mine, but the purest and most simple of reality to come. 


Be seeing you soon, Eli.

{The screen fades to black}
The Council
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2021, 3:54 am by The Council
(The lights are blinding as Aren wakes up. His head is running its course, a fight response trying to figure out where he is. What he remembers was Nas making a new abomination, making something beyond his understanding. A pain shoots through his chest and he looks down to see a scar of a fresh wound now healed over crudely. He rubs it, having a faint memory of being impaled by a sharp object thinking that should’ve been it for him. Then it hits him, a sudden realization and he looks to his right and sees his arm missing. He can’t scream but his vitals are going crazy as the nurses and doctors come in and the scene goes white. The white fades back in now showing Aren standing atop his house again, wearing a suit, with the suit jack on and a visible space where Aren’s arm used to be.)

Scars tell so many stories, some are legacy-defining, some are riddled with mistakes, and some take on a life of their own as defining who you are as a person. This is not that. This void, this negative space is just a reminder. A reminder of what I couldn’t do and what I was unable to hold myself to. Yet as a reminder it tells me to no longer keep being stagnant as I’ve been. I trained so much to learn these new moves, these new techniques, yet there was nothing that I learned that was good enough. I got stagnant, I thought with the techniques it would have been end all be all. And I was right to an extent, I was able to end Nas, and show him up, and show him that truly I am the one who is righteous of us all. But what I didn’t account for was this little power-up he goes through that what he was is essentially a different being from the Nas I remember and because of this, he was able to overtake me after I had beat him. I won, and I can put that in the column but that doesn’t fill me with anything but anger. I am happy to always win but to do so and then after getting humiliated in a degrading fashion, puts me in a sour mood. And the worst thing about it is that usually, I can forget such transgressions by putting myself in that ring and inflicting more pain on to another person and forgetting about it by making another mark in history. But this is going to stay with me.

(Aren says this as he holds the negative space where his arm used to be and he clutches the sleeve of the suit jacket. You can hear the grinding of his teeth as anger starts to show and he starts to bare his teeth on camera.)

This token that my “brother” decided to give me will always be a god damn reminder of what I couldn’t do, and it will always be with me. But what this means for him is that it’ll also be a reminder of what I owe him. Nas is going to get his comeuppance at my hand. No matter of ascendance is going to stop me from giving him what he deserves. I don’t care if it takes me years, months, days, or even if he comes back tomorrow I’ll be awaiting him. I’ll be waiting for him to come back because I want to rip off his head as a way of paying him back for my arm. He had a motive for getting rid of my arm but leaving me alive. Hell, he could’ve left me with that god damn hole in my chest but he decided to send me back patched up in that regard. He knows I’ll be back, but what I doubt he believes is that I’ll be back with a vengeance. Which is good, he was always good at letting his own ego dictate how he’d estimate someone. He was like that when we teamed up, he was like that when we fought numerous times, he was like that when came to OWA, and he will always be like that, no matter what. That ego will be the death of him and will lead to others being able to tear him apart once they figure out how much he actually is over his head. I mean I’m not one to bring up past histories but if you look in his OWA history, it’s shoddy at best, to the point where he needed to make a team of other talents help elevate his talent. He would talk as if HE was doing the favor but in actuality, it was the other way around. They became his lackeys and they became his fodder while he ran away. And those fights, those battles he did stay for he got beaten, degraded, and overall shown that he is starting to become a smear on history. In fact, I have the absolute greatest ability to fight one person who did so and sort of lists him as an accomplishment.

(Aren lets go of the sleeve and begins to refocus on the task before him, and becomes more calm and composed)

Yes after my hard-fought battle with Nas, I was awarded a title shot against Darkane, a surprise for sure, but a welcome one. Because I’m not going to lie to each and every one of you and especially not to you Darkane. But I could care less about what the prestige of the title holds. I’m not here for that, I’m here to use it as a little bait for Nas, a little glorified bait that would trigger a set of events that would bring him back here. Because as much as he’s “ascended” Nas is always the jealous type where he wants everything for himself. I mean you agree right Darkane, you fought him and got a taste of that desperation when he was finding out he was losing ground to hold that gold that he desperately want. You know that desperation so vividly, and so righteously that you come out and try to use the same tactic against me. And while I applaud the effort Darkane, me, and Nas are far from the same person. But interestingly you two are the same. This high ego, praising your ability and your resolve to the point where it gets annoying. You both have the ability to back it up and skillsets to make people think twice before coming at you, and you both have the ability to start sewing these words and making them fall like honey. I mean colorful commentary aside I notice you got some charisma behind that vindictive and savage appeal. You got this notion of being able to stomp in someone’s face and they’ll thank you for it type deal. It’s funny and interesting, but nothing like I’ve ever faced before. Which is why I do come at you with all my cards on the table, right there ready for you to look at and for you to see that what is here, is what you’re going to get. You’re going to get a competitor who gives a rats ass about your title and your reign because you’re just a stepping stone to what I need to reach my next step of the plan. I see you as formidable, I see you as a challenge, but I don’t fear you, I just want to get this over with so I can take that title and bait this egomaniac and enact my revenge. Once that’s done, maybe I’ll let you face me again and let you win so you can have this precious title back. Unlike everyone you’ve ever faced, I’ve not been recruited to try and take you off the throne. I was recruited to take someone else off the throne and while I was successful to their standards, my standards were far from complete and I needed to rectify that as soon as possible. Yes, it’s impressive the people you’ve fought, it’s impressive how much adversity you’ve had against you as long as you’ve been here but Darkane where you seem to paint me in the wrong light is the very thought that you believe I’ve ever given you a single passing thought in my head. You haven’t made it through my head once, I have never once thought I would face you mostly because I didn’t care to face you. I cared enough to notice your work, but did I think of facing you in the long run? No that never came across. 

(Aren takes a drink from his glass that sits next time him and refocuses).

I do like your whole schtick though, this whole image of you being a disaster to the world of Olympus and possibly OWA itself. But you do you, you do what you think is going to earn you pedigree. I bring up pedigree because from what you’ve been saying, you think you have me all thought of. You think the overarching label you’ve given to all these “Semi-retired hall of Famers”, applies to me. It doesn’t because I know I’ve cemented my legacy. I only come when I’m needed, I only come when I am wanted, and on my own terms. I’m back on my own terms and after this, after I win the title, I may not wrestle again until I get the call that Nas finally wants to settle something and until then I’ll live in the sweet bliss of ignorance. Ignorance to the yells of management, ignorance to the clamoring of the roster, ignorance to those vying for my title. Because after this, after ALL of this, you all will be an afterthought to the grand scheme of my plan. My plan only is all that matters, and I have different tiers and different ways to get through this plan. You’re just a cog in your own little machine, but that machine itself is just one of many in a conglomerate we call OWA. You’re not special, you’re not worthy enough for me to care. For as much as you want to talk about the path of destruction and who you’ve taken out, I mean I can applaud you and I will, but that doesn’t mean I have to care. You’re just another name with the same ideal, with the same attitude, with the same goal that has been pasted to and fro. Now you’re getting close to perfecting that, you’re getting close to perfecting this little pocket into making it an identity of your own, but until then, you’re just another machine that’s been given a new paint job to cover up the fact that it’s rusted, busted, and almost out of commission. And that’s not even a knock on your age, that’s just a knock on this identity that you’ve crafted that’s taken so many notes from others. The bad part is you don’t shy from the fact that you know this, and you don’t try and differentiate. If anything that in itself makes me fucking despise you out of all of this. The very knowledge that you know that you’re just reusing the same thing that so many others have but you’re not doing anything about it? That’s just infuriating. Because I don’t want to keep fighting copy after copy. I don’t want to keep fighting someone who comes in with this template of being Nas, this template of being Oasis, this template of being someone with different cosmetics, I want originality so I do have to keep getting bored, and the bad thing is I don’t think I can get that out of you. I just don’t see it Darkane. Now if you want to prove me wrong, you’re more than welcome to do so, in fact, I challenge you to do so. Because I am so fucking tired of being bored within this organization.
Darkane
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 30th 2021, 11:47 am by Darkane
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I’m gonna let you in on a little secret.

Come closer, that’s it, make sure you have your listening ears perked up, that goes for the people in the back too.

I’m. Not. Going. Anywhere.

I’m aging like fine wine and people wanna use it as a crux against me? They wanna tell me I’m graying out and my prime is in the rearview? I can’t tell people what to think, I’m not an advocate for limiting freedoms of speech but I can and will make them eat shit. I can turn the tables and flip the motherfucking script faster than Nobi’s duration in the Thunderdome. Nobody’s out here walking me across the street. Nobody’s putting me in a god damn nursing home; abandoned and eventually moved to a hospice in a vegetative state when my time is up. My career will die when I want it to die, I have at the very least earned that luxury. I’ve always lived by the adage, if it ain’t broke, don’t try and fix it. So I haven’t touched a thing. My body has burned, my eyes have been blinded, my ears have gone deaf, and even my motor skills have been left in question but I know that it’s all temporary. I’m not impervious to pain as some would see it, but I’d like to think that I’ve developed immunity to the continual bullshit circulating through the air. I’m not going to wrap my mouth around your fish hooks and take the bait because I know who I am. And I’m certainly not stricken to a one size fits all mold that everybody can pick apart and analyze at their discretion. Time is of the essence to some, if not most but I’m going to enjoy this ride for as long as it lasts. Any notion that I’m decrepit and wizened beyond my years is a falsehood that has no steam behind it when I’ve never been better.

Look at my path of destruction, it’s a who’s who of prominent OWA and SSW stars combined but that’s only scratching the surface. This spans over years and years of breaking ground, taking the “Darkane is supposed to be a deathmatch specialist; his ceiling is that of a mid-card player. He’ll never be a world champion.” synopsis that places like Jersey wanted to box me into and turning it on its fucking head is a feat of its own. I passed the test with flying colors; shitting on a certain owner of SSW’s tunnel vision prophecy that I’ll be a ‘solid contributor’ to Olympus’ jam-packed roster at the time of my arrival. Spewing inane rhetoric about how I’ll challenge for the Television Championship on Olympus while subconsciously refusing to believe I was World Championship material as he fingerbanged his golden goose Aria Jaxon up her California sized twat in SSW. So many of you wanted to write me off as another contender lost in the shuffle, so many of you wanted to roll the old geezer Darkane out on a wheelchair in the middle of traffic but I’m like a fucking cockroach, my legs will still kick even if I’m squashed. The Thunderdome was no exception. I knew I was gonna go through hell and back. I knew there were going to be close calls, even Mark Michaels thought he finally solved the Darkane puzzle when he put me through glass but he didn’t realize that I only got a meaty hard on from the agony pulsating through my body. Mark Michaels had nothing but empty hands. He was a step behind which is a surprise to no one. 

That’s not a me problem, that’s a you problem.

Why do you think I have semi-retired Hall of Famers coming out from the woodwork to challenge me? It ain’t rocket science. There’s no complicated formula to figure out. Aren Mstislav saw what I was doing, so he axed his GM job and went through a test run with a personal speedbag of mine, CM Nas. He wanted to see if he could knock off the rust and settle a score against a subhuman weeb that doesn’t belong in the ring anymore. I know there was some sort of clusterfuck power struggle going on and I’m glad you got that out of your system. Burying your ex-partner in a chair pile is one way to do it. It takes some balls to step over people and worm your way to the front of the line, using the remnants of your GM clout to do so. But balls shouldn’t replace brains and that’s where you have the two confused. You ran a tight ship on Olympus, you had to, but now you’re overstaying your welcome and relying on your pedigree as a crutch. That’s not a recipe for success, that’s a recipe for total fucking disaster. In what world is CM Nas an adequate precursor to Darkane? You can rain on his parade all you want but CM Nas’ stature in this industry has taken a hit with his recent run. He’s a shell of himself and in OWA if you’re a shell of yourself, you don’t get to call your shots and skip to the front of the line without dire consequences. I am your consequence Aren. Take a look around you, survey the landscape of Olympus, search for survivors, because you won’t find any. 

I took them all out.

One by one.

I dragged The Awakening through hell for months prior and post FD3. I singlehandedly killed The Corsairs and drove a stake through their rehashed bromance. I made Finnegan Wakefield contemplate his very existence and put his career on the line all under your watch. You had a front row seat to EVERYTHING I’ve done and you still couldn’t erase the itch to jump back into the fray as the sky fell in burning embers around you under my reign of terror. There’s a voice inside your head acting as a hype machine. It’s telling you to take down the abominable Darkane and make him pay for his wicked ways. There’s also the OWA universe, clamoring for one more match, for one more shot at glory. Then there’s me, who will promptly slice the ideation that Aren still has what it fucking takes across its jugular. If you put your hand near the fire one too many times, you’re liable to get burned. You really put yourself behind the eight ball when you took that GM gig. Because as soon as you got the urge, it was a matter of when and not if you shifted gears. The only problem is, those that despised your namesake and thought you did a shitty job, those who felt aggrieved and were not a beneficiary of your decisions will want your head. It’s open season on Aren Mstislav. Do you think I’m gonna stop them ‘cause you decided to pry open pandora’s box? I’m gonna let that fire stream flow as it may, what happens from here on out is up to the discretion of the Olympus gods and if knocking your ass out cold is the avenue that my next chapter goes down, then I’ll carry on as I always have. 

Just because you’re rejuvenated doesn’t mean I have to roll out the red carpet and praise your comeback tour. We never crossed paths before at any juncture and despite your former GM title, I’m the motherfucker who runs Olympus. If there’s someone out of line I’m the one who has to deal with it through physical repercussions and beat their fucking ass into oblivion. What are you supposed to be? An ex-suit lump of shit straight outta the office and right smack dab into The GraveWorm’s lair. Look at what you’ve done Aren. Don’t you see the demons marching? Don’t you see the ash whispering through the air? Don’t you see the bone piles stacked to the blackened sky? Don’t you see the souls of my victims reaching out to you. Come save us Aren, come save us! Darkane isn’t real! He’s just a figment of your imagination!

Except I’m not.

When you step from one world into another, a far more dangerous world at that, there are no do-overs and you don’t get a second chance. You have no choice but to walk on eggshells. Remember, you are coming after something that I hold close to the vest and when I draw the proverbial line in the sand, it’s up to you whether you cross it, be it at your own peril.  I don’t give a rat fuck about the reputation that precedes you. To me, that’s all jumbled noise and it was accomplished in another promotion that is widely frowned upon. Fast forward to OWA and your only accolade worth a fuck was your cozy GM job. And when you have Aria Jaxon within arms reach at all times, coasting along and riding shotgun as her ‘significant other’ it makes your duties menial at best. The only work you put in was spit shining her fuck me stilettos and making sure her bling was still sparkling as she drew all the acclaim. Imagine serving one of the most villainous snakes who to her credit, was able to hoodwink her stans because she’s a smoke show. Trust me, I co-led The Phantom Troupe back in SSW for months. She’s a bonafide dominatrix. She needs to be in control or dare I say the mighty Aria Jaxon’s value is diminished. The fact that you’re married to that Clorox toilet bowl cleaner head ass makes me believe that you were never a leader. Just a paltry follower. And if SHE can control you, imagine what I can do Aren. Imagine the horrors, the brutal display of macabre when I set the tone on Olympus. I’m gonna put you in the ground boy, I’m gonna nip this revitalization in the bud and kill it before it gains any traction. The OWA Aren we all know now is the OWA Aren we always knew.

A fucking whipping boy.

A thrall, a pissant yes-man, hiding behind his wife’s skirt.

That’s what you’ve become. You wanna take my baby away from me? Try me, but I won’t be held responsible for the damages I cause.

When I make Aria Jaxon a fucking widow.

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Devi Krysis, Mav., Mark Michaels, Elijah Hampton and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

VaeVictisBD
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 28th 2021, 2:24 pm by VaeVictisBD
Influence
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"The Absolute Top Cunt" Finnegan Wakefield


"There's a catharsis that comes with closing the book on a long-winded chapter.

It is a feeling of euphoria without joy. It’s a lingering pain that is devoid of suffering. A sense of accomplishment without the feeling of satisfaction. For near two years, I held onto a pain in frustration that manifested a desire for retribution in the back of my mind. It came to a point that the only way to alleviate it would be to enact upon it, to take my pound of flesh from the person who inflicted it. And at Boiling Point, I did. I went above and beyond what I said I was going to do, I took back what I was owed and inflicted upon tenfold what Nate Cage was owed. I gave the Devil his due. I subjected myself to a beating that could’ve ended my career. I was taking blows to the head that could’ve left me a dribbling vegetable forced to live the remainder of his life bound to a wheelchair. But I knew that going in. I walked in hurt with a concussion; a bullseye painted on my forehead. I walked in knowing that if I didn’t deliver on my promise, there was no coming back. At Boiling Point, I walked in through hell and high water with a purpose. And I walked out with everything that I promised to take. Try as he did to take my life or livelihood in the process, I endured. Fleeting consciousness, bleeding buckets of my own blood, and in the end not only did I acquire some poetic justice, I did the one thing no man can claim they have ever done. I made Nate Cage tap the fuck out. After two excruciating years of existing just outside my grasp, weeks of cowardly attacks, of talking a lot of shit and holding over me a victory in mangling my throat with a steel chair, he pleaded surrender at my hand. And truth be told, not once did I ever consider the finality of what would happen once I had done it. I never contemplated the purgation that I would feel upon the end of that long-standing strife. Now that the dust has settled, the blood has stopped and the wounds have closed — now that the ringing in my ears has been rendered silent and I can think clearly, I ask myself; what is next for me? Where do I go from here? The answer to those questions now sits on my shoulder as my spoils of war. Not as a badge of honor, not as a medal of valor, but as a warning — no — as a threat that this championship is the harbinger of the next promise to reign.

The threat of Finnegan Wakefield, for a second time, being the OWA Television Champion.

That in itself feels cathartic. It might be lost on a few people in recent that being a champion comes with some heavy expectations. If you don’t put in the work to meet them, you were a champion in name only. But those expectations have a lot more gravity when you’ve come back around to claim one you’ve already held before. I’m the first to do so with this particular championship. And those expectations raise questions. What is going to make this reign different from the last? What is Finnegan Wakefield going to achieve this second time around? If you don’t see the difference already between now and then, you haven’t been paying attention. I can tell you right off the bat what the biggest difference is; I am not satisfied. I didn’t exactly make waves with my first reign like I wanted to, and that was my biggest downfall. I wasn’t ambitious enough. I was satisfied with my spot. I had something to prove to the world, one that saw me be my own destruction when I stood at the top of this company. I wanted to earn my place back at the upper echelon, build my path brick by bloody brick. I admit I became complacent. I was patient to a fault. But now? It’s not the world I have something to prove to. My spot is at the pinnacle, being the ace, and I am sick and tired of using every excuse in the book to gimp myself from claiming it back. I should have done what Noah Reigner recently did with the championship, but now that he has established the Option C; that’s what will make this reign different. I am more ambitious this time around. And I intend to achieve what Noah Reigner couldn’t. Two names on my list have been crossed off. One left.

And I owe the reaper a visit.

Before I can get to that, there are some formalities in the way. I have waited this long, I can wait just a little longer. I have some defences I need to rack up in the meantime. So form a queue. But the line starts behind someone I insist takes the inaugural shot. I have seen this cute hashtag not trending but floating around in recent months. #Petey4TVChamp. I wouldn’t say it was a hot trend or one that really got noticed by any stretch of the imagination, but I guess that should be expected given the source. Nonetheless, I admit there is a part of my hubris that finds such a desperate cry for a social movement falling flat on its face brings me a degree of amusement. Pathetic as it may be, to its strange credit, I at least know that it exists. And as the person currently holding the mantle, I find myself compelled to accept such an entitled challenge. I guess a little bit of pity factored into it as well. Lil Petey, I am going to spare you having to listen to the same thing you have heard so many times since you decided to pursue professional wrestling as a platform to launch your future career off of. I don’t feel the need to tell you that you don’t belong in the business much less the OWA. That list is a particularly long one, and quite frankly you are not anywhere near the top of it. You are far too inoffensive a presence. You are the sideshow that occasionally gets to have their moment in the lights. In saying that, I don’t think you completely understand where it is you are standing right now. It’s not under the bright lights of some crappy MTV reality show. There isn’t a single person in that locker room that is playing the part of support characters in your 8 Mile knockoff life story. You are in the headlights of people who don’t give a fuck about your rap career aspirations. You either move out of the way or endure it, and I don’t believe you to be smart enough or tough enough to do one or the other. You’ve been what? “Beaten, battered, thrown into crowds, choked out,” congratulations on learning the ropes. I wouldn’t pin such claims as being brag-worthy tales of how you’re making it in a biz that doesn’t want you. All that is run-of-the-mill. It’s all amateur compared to what this locker room subjects themselves to. It is novice compared to what I can, and will, put you through — especially if you’re coming at me for this Television Championship. I needn’t remind you of the dangers that it brings now, do I?

Why #Petey4TVChamp will never trend.

I am not going to fault you for what Nate Cage did to you. What he did was typical, you just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. You were a victim of circumstance. I will, however, fault you for not being prepared for it. If you weren’t so lost in your own little world, dreaming of your Black Cherry Truly’s — shit drink choice, by the way — and pitches for MTV to pick your career up out of the slums of an influencer house, maybe you would have at least made it out to the ring before you withered in the lights of the main event. You weren’t a threat to him, you were a formality. And unlike myself, he doesn’t approach formalities with any sense of fairness. He had nothing to prove in beating you. And as you quickly found out and experienced, he’ll get to his means regardless of the ends. I, on the other hand? I will give you a fighting chance. There is nothing that I can achieve by taking a shortcut. I am above needing to exploit a system to rack up the desired numbers. I give you a fighting chance, not because you have done anything deserving to be treated like a viable threat to any championship, but because my convictions wouldn’t allow me any different. I can't allow a challenge to go unchecked. I’m going to tell you what you already know, Petey. Even if your influencer pride denies you in allowing you to understand it. Being in this match with me, with a championship on the line? You are getting in way over your head.

In certain circumstances, I can respect that. I’d be a hypocrite otherwise.

I made an entire career of getting over my head in the eyes of my peers. Be it considered a brave act or a stupid one, I saw a challenge, I took it, win or lose I never came out of it without something earned. I made an impression no matter the match I entered. But my experience may very much differ from yours. There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity, Petey, one which should never be crossed. And after your recent showings? I don’t think you are the kind to look both ways, especially now as you’re crossing me. Word of advice if you don’t have your AirPods in too deep blasting your own demos; make this your priority. Treat this match like it’s your make-or-break moment because it very well could be. This will be the moment where you prove that you belong. This might shock you to your very core, but I don’t give a fuck what you’ve done in Project: Honor. I know you like to walk around blowing your trumpet about what you do there on a weekly basis like this is your fucking YouTube diary, but that doesn’t matter here. It has no weight here. Not a single person in this locker room will provide any care that you held their Grand Championship for the blink of an eye, and the fact you feel that deserving of being a bragging right is sad. Big Drip Productions is the dribbling shits as far as its influence on OWA is concerned. And coming at this like an arrogant dickhead, will only land you and that reputation very unfavorably. Not just ending in your own disappointment, but also mine. If “Haterz are your motivaterz,” they’re clearly not motivating much out of you to flounder in your second career path. Step up, Petey. No show, or show up incorrect, and this career will go the way of your last.

Ghosted."

Michael Bishop, Lil Petey, Mav., Darkane, Elijah Hampton and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

The Banshee
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT INCOMING!!!
Post August 27th 2021, 9:41 pm by The Banshee
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT PROMO

DATE: AUGUST 23, 2021

TIME: 0138 SAST (South African Standard Time)

LOCATION: Interior of a rundown warehouse.

The camera opens up inside the rundown warehouse. Piles of broken wooden pallets and rusted oil drums are scattered all over the nearly pitch-black room. A door opens from the outside, and in walks a hooded figure, carrying what appears to be a brown manila envelope. Suddenly, two large men, wearing dark, expensive suits, Ray-Bans, and earpieces both step forward out the shadows, immediately crossing their arms.

Generic Bodyguard #1: That's far enough! 

The hooded figure stops, but doesn't appear to be intimidated one bit. The figure then tosses the envelope down to the floor, before promptly exiting out the door. As the envelope hits the ground, the bodyguard promptly picks it up and walks over to a table hidden in the corner. A tall shadow of a woman with a large, brimmed hat can be barely seen taking the folder, opening it up to glance at it for a moment, before tossing in on the table in front of her.

Woman in Shadows: ... Good, my plan is proceeding along just as I envisioned... The Banshee will soon know the truth... EVERYONE WILL SOON LEARN THE TRUTH... Now, prepare the plane for take-off!

Generic Bodyguard #1: Yes, ma'am! Destination?

Woman in Shadows: ... Why, Pittsburgh, of course! It's time we initiate the next phase of my plan, now that I have the confirmation I need...

At that moment, the woman disappears into the darkness, as well as the bodyguards. The camera then slowly pans and zooms towards the dark table, where the envelope still lays open. Inside the envelope is a single sheet of paper with nothing on it, save for a few sentences typed out in black ink. The sentences say the following:

The Banshee reacted to the anime film very predictably... however, plan needs reevaluation due to new rumors regarding sightings of The Banshee's vessel, Morrighan McDonnell. Unable to verify at this time, no visual or credible proof.

If The Gladiatrix is coming... The Banshee cannot find out about it until it's time. Otherwise, there will be no hope for Operation: Lazarus...

The camera then fades to black, but not before a strange figure grabs the envelope, emitting a feminine chuckle right as the feed cuts.

Jeff X has spoken. It’s such good shit!

The Udy
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 24th 2021, 10:06 am by The Udy
(A flash back shows scenes from RD3 vs The Udy’s match in 2019 which was also Udy’s debut.)
(We see Dr. Udy Ryland sitting on a chair with a towel around his neck.  He is all bandaged up and spits out blood as he picks up thing.)

(The flashback shows Udy trying to will back into the match but RD3 stopping him on his track)

(Ryland looks at the thing in his hand. It’s a thing wrapped in a bloody towel. He opens it and it’s The Infernal Beast’s barbed wired gloves which still seems to have traces of dried blood and tissues.)

(We see flash back of Udy being hit of Queens rebuke and then getting pinned followed by his many losses including the brutal match where he used the barbed wire gloves on Sabertooth and Miltaides , also him having it shoved in his mouth while taking a big kick to the face.)
 
“Om Navah Shivay!”, Udy Ryland says as he looks and seemingly adoring the bloody gloves

(The final flashback shows him down at the ring side while RD3 celebrates in their previous match)

“Om Tatpurushaya Vidmahe Mahadevaya Dhimahi || Tanno Rudrah Prachodayat ||“,utters Udy Ryland to himself almost.

(Udy kisses the gloves and looks at the camera.)

“I pray to the mightiest of the Gods, the ideal Purusha, Mahadev. Bless me with the intellect and enlighten me with knowledge.”

(Dr. Ryland stands up and starts pacing around the room)

“Reginald Dampshaw III we will have our second encounter on September 5th Sunday at Baltimore, MD. It will be my second chance and it will be my second coming.  You see RD3, I have grown wiser to not call you Reggie boy anymore and I never make mistake of taking anyone for granted.”

(Udy smiles very creepily at the camera and then the light goes off)

“However I know you will make the mistake of doing so as you regale on your past victory.”

(Udy picks up a lantern now and increases the flame. He has half his face painted black)

“You will bring my last loss to Miltiades as well and you will laugh and roll and cry tears of happiness and glory.  But ….”
(Udy become serious again)

“But those tears can very soon become tears of sadness and despair.  Remember RD3 In can happily go to a very dark place to get that beast out of me.  I deserved a contract for what I put my body through every week before my hiatus. But you didn’t give it to me. You abused your new found power. You played God Reginald. Have you heard of Messiah complex? Remember you are not king of the Kingdom. You are just another fellow who lives deluded while the almighty controls you like a puppet”
 
(Another graphic shows chaos and angels and burning feathers and hellfire as the the barbed wire gloves can be seen prominently in each of the scene)

“The hand that controls everyone…(Udy wears the bloody gloves) is here Reginald. If you are a God, you will fall . If you are King , you will fall…if you are man, you will fall as well because the fall is the reality and killing evil…. Ending the diseased soul is my duty”
 
(Dr. Udy Ryland sits back down and places the lantern on the table. The light only shows his half painted face. He brings and puts the gloved hand beside the lantern)

“Om tryambakam yajamahe sugandhim puṣṭi-vardhanam || urvarukam-iva bandhanān mṛtyormukṣīya māmṛitāt ||”
“You know Reginald Dampshaw the Third it’s time you repeat what I just said. This will help you to gather the strength as you face me as I beat you, cure you and become part of the Kingdom which I deserve to be”

“O three-eyed Lord who can see all what none can see, I invoke to you to bless me with good vasanas and when my time comes to depart, I would want to leave my body without any hesitations of leaving worldly attachments. This is your time to depart. More precisely the time for the disease in your soul to be cured.  This kingdom your will open the gates as the hand of God guides you and it makes you allow a deserving entity it’s rightful place”

(Graphic shows backward plating sequence of RD3 hitting the Queen’s Rebuke on Udy . RD3 stops prior to the to hitting the move. Fire engulfs the entire scene as cries of agony can be heard and screeching noises emanates)

“Om Namah Shivay”, Dr. Udy Ryland says again and smiles as the screeching sound and cries of despair continue on background.

Alyssa Grace has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Rebecca Brookes
"Welcome Home." [001]
Post August 24th 2021, 7:40 am by Rebecca Brookes
WELCOME HOME. - PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA.

Life’s a bitch, I know that for a certainty.

I’ve had a hard time taking up the losses that have come along my way as of late, with the loss of the Goddesses Championship and not even making it past the first round of the Athena’s Cup Tournament against Hana Nakajima, it’s really made me think about what my future - or even the present - can hold up for me. It really made me think about myself more than my whole career in this sport, and for a while I thought that being put on the shelf for an indefinite amount of time was enough for someone like me to recollect myself and find a brand new purpose, which was where I was most certainly wrong considering the fact that no less than two weeks later after the injury sustained on me -- I was attacked, I was jumped, and I felt helpless. I can tell you something that not many could really tell you with true emotion, feeling helpless and knowing that nobody could have saved you in that position yet almost feeling like your life was at risk for only a couple of seconds, if not a minute? That’s terrifying, horrifying, and it makes you feel insecure for weeks to follow. I sat alone in my apartment home, all by myself, and the only thing I could think about was if I was still safe from the dangers of the outside world. Isolating myself from the world, trapping myself inside of this small box, and the only thing that kept me company and kept me from going insane? Was watching others wreak havoc all over this brand like they owned the damn place.

That isolation period was the most painful set of weeks for me as I began to heal myself after what happened, having to overcome the fears of seeing if my injury would get worse or if it could heal somewhat sooner rather than later, and although I continue to wear this eye patch over the eye that was targeted multiple times, I can still see clear as day and let me tell you the amount of crap I’ve had to see clear as day since then. Although this is no knock to Aria as she’s doing a fantastic job where she’s at right now, I’ve had to watch people take control for themselves than for the General Manager to be doing so -- including one La Llorona who decided that bringing a gun to provoke someone and then pistol-whipping them, punching right where the cut is, and stabbing me right in the eye with a set of scissors that dug deep into the eye. I guess you could say that I’m lucky that I’ve not been dealt with permanent sight loss in that eye but it’s going to take more than just a couple of weeks for it to heal. Hopefully before Hardcore Havoc, I’ve got two working eyes that’ll help me see better than expected. But you know what you did back then, Llorona? Outside of the obvious beat down, making me feel weak, making me feel helpless and making me feel insecure like I couldn’t show up for work anymore? You made me feel like I’ve just gained something. I gained a burning passion within me, something to be motivated by, and although I was in the crowd for Boiling Point because I wanted to keep an eye on the matches that took place on both nights -- seeing you there, and trying to get involved more so you can prove to Aria that you’re owed something, made me clearly see the bullshit lies and tales you fabricate to make yourself feel a little bit more powerful.

And it’s funny how it all came about when you think about it, Llorona. Week after week after week it seemed like you were just preying on those who were weakened, showed signs of fatigue, and made sure that when they were down -- they weren’t getting back the fuck up. With someone like Emmanuelle, the first victim you set your sights after, it was easy because she’s never come back since and there doesn’t seem to be a return for her anytime soon considering she’s seemingly having more fun over on the islands. With someone like me however, Llorona? You were never getting away with it that easily, and I hoped that you never thought to yourself for one moment that with me out of the way that it was going to be sunshine and rainbows over the horizon and all you get is what you wanted, but as you can clearly see from where I’m standing right now and where we meet on Odyssey, that was never going to be the case at all and I’m going to expose and victimise your hoodlum ass just like you did with me. Allow me to ask you this question, Llorona. What is it that you’re truly seeking? What is it that you’re truly owed? What is it that you want? The OWA Women’s World Championship? Haven’t you gone through the steps to be given that championship match and yet continued to fail at every hurdle that’s in your way? You could have been right there at Boiling Point in Stephanie’s spot but you failed to get the job done months beforehand. Yet here we are, you’ve done all that for one (1) championship match against Jonetta Stone with four (4) other people around you. I can tell you’ve put much of a thought process into this creative genius idea you had in your head, Llorona. What’s next for you on Odyssey? Going to threaten the four of us with your little pistol? Beat us down and try to take us all apart one by one? Your focus is on the champion but my focus is on you and the other two that you’ve to share the same side with. I've already begun to outsmart you by just putting my head down and focusing on the task at hand, maybe if you’d do the same -- you wouldn’t come off as such a smooth brained ‘thug’ with zero (0) true motives that help her in the long run.

I spoke very little on Hana because even though my hatred for her has been strong throughout the past couple of months, I still have somewhat of respect for her and seeing her pick up that win against you, Banshee. For that little bit of respect I have for her still to this day, it showed me how seriously overrated you are for when people hype you up as something scary and terrifying, someone that brings nothing but terror onto others, and yet -- I’m not so scared of you. Like, really, I’m not scared of you in the slightest no matter how hard you try. You’ve spent the past couple of months, if not the past year or so, trying to be the monster that you say you are and yet every time I’ve seen you--it’s losses after losses, trying your best to show how strong you are and trying to put fear into everyone but all that you are, Banshee? You’re nothing but a fraud. A fake. The better word to describe you is ‘fugazi’. A fake, a mess up, and you expect me - or anyone else - to believe you? You spent ages trying to bullshit everyone about me saying that I was an addict, I was a drug abuser, I was all of these things when I haven’t ever touched a pinch of it in my life. You’ve got to remember that I absolutely rocked your shit when I got my hands on you at any point within the past year, don’t you remember? I basically beat the living crap out of you for ever bringing that up to me. Though, as of late, it seems I didn’t quite knock some sense into you as you continue to walk around like a damn female Havoc cosplayer pretending to be spooky, scary, and the only people willing to believe your crap are those with some irregular-sized brains in their heads. But I know what you’re thinking, you think I’m underestimating you -- but trust me, Banshee. I’m not.

I’m aware of the threat level that you bring to the table, it’s only the matter of exposing you before the Promethean Chamber and letting everyone see right through your bullshit once and for all. That’s all I ever cared about, Banshee, and that’s what I’ll have fun in doing in this match and at Hardcore Havoc. Because it’s as simple as making you tap, or driving my knee into your skull, no chairs like Civil War last year -- we won’t go down that road anymore than we should be.

But I can’t stay focused on you. I’ve done enough battles with you to know what I’m truly getting myself into, and although I have something to seek against Llorona -- the champion should be getting my main priority, the main focus of them all, considering what we’ve been through already, Jonetta. We’ve shared the ring only one time, at the Atlantis Season Four Opening, with both my Goddesses Championship and your Women’s World Championship. Though I might not be holding onto the championship I held back then, it feels so right knowing that I’m back in the limelight and I’m back heading for a collision course with you. I must say, since then I’ve been having fun watching you build yourself up to be this powerful woman that nobody could topple on your worst day or even your best day, as a Women’s World Champion would do -- I can easily understand where you’re coming from when saying such. But elaborate with me on this, Jonetta. Was that your best day on Atlantis back then? Was that your worst day on Atlantis? The only reason I’m asking is because the case being that even on your best days, or even your worst days, I put you to the fucking mat and I had you beaten - if it wasn’t for Hana barging in and ending the match via disqualification, I would have stripped you of the championship and collected it myself - but I digress, Jonetta, continue to mock everyone and say you’ll always be the dominant champion, winning cleanly and all that crap you spew from the mouth. I’ll show receipts when you try to backpedal and make some tale up about it all. You were never going to beat Stephanie this past weekend and it’s been made abundantly clear from the fact you’ve had an entire roster emptied out to help you make it there. Revy? I can’t really speak about when it comes to your defense with her, but all I know is one thing, I’m going to be standing across the ring with three of the biggest fakes, phonies, and liars that this brand - and this company - has ever seen in their lives.

Yet I can’t wait to expose every single one of you.

I’ve got a strong team behind me, with Stephanie and Revy, and with us in one corner? Oooh, girls. I’m sorry to break it to you like this but there’s no hope for each and every single one of you, no matter how hard you try, no matter how hard you want to go in the paint, and no matter how hard you try to change the aspect and the perspective of it all. Three of us? Against the three of you? It’ll be a god damn walk in the park. I spent weeks waiting for a moment like this to step back into the ring once again, to be standing out in front of those in the crowds and chanting my name -- and not one of you is taking this from me come Odyssey, ladies.

Please, and I beg for all three of you to do this, bring your fucking worst.

We’re about to bring ours.

Jeff X, Devi Krysis, Alyssa Grace and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jonetta Stone
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 11:58 pm by Jonetta Stone
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(A big rich party in South Africa is shown. The room is filled with fat cats from all over the country. People who deal in pharmaceuticals, people who come from mine wealth, even those from shadier practices and anything you can think of in the country. Jonetta is at a table with her Women’s World Championship and an ominously new looking fur cowl, enjoying the festivities and counting money.)


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Oh so serious with the heavy implications, Stephanie. You’ll be walking into that ring with the soul of Nelson Mandela! You’ll be like Miriam Makeba! That’s such a riot! I might have to call in the national guard to stop this laugh you’re giving me! You even invoked the apartheid! Jeez Louise, you’d think we were about to fight a race war! I may be a proud hockey-loving Canadian, but I’m not a Proud Boy. I’m just a girl who likes to do a little poaching and the finer things in life. You need to calm down, I think even Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton might be taken aback at that level of race hustling.

(Jonetta laughs and shakes her head.)

Why do you act like things have gone so well for your people in this country anyway? You never visit here, you don’t know anything about it like I do from my trips to hunt my favourite goods. If you check into the top ten richest people in this country, only one of them is of your kind. The wonderful Patrice Motsepe and he loves the glorious Donald Trump!

Teasing on the glorious, don’t get your panties in a bunch. I’m not that deep into the political realm, all I care about is minimal regulations and freedom to live as I choose. I want a government that leaves me alone.

If anything, I’m the one who deals with the most bigotry in OWA. I just exist, and I automatically have to hear stories about blondes, whores, and somehow my matches are some sort of cultural reckoning waiting to happen for women who LARP as civil rights heroes. I know I’m not supposed to say it, but it’s all so tiring.

But I’m sure the crowd will be behind you, Stephanie. The people of this country do like to put on a show and play the part of the cartoonish idealized reputation of this country. Just like how Canadians did, before everyone got all up in arms about the mass graves you felt compelled to call me out on. As if you weren’t born on an American naval base in an entirely different country that wasn’t the USA, in a clear example of why you have no room to throw stones. Everyone likes to act like their countries are innocent and foreigners like you feeding their egos is sure to be appreciated. I don’t know what the Boondocks are, and the only “Juice” I like are mocktails, but even I know your people haven’t won all you seem to think they have.

At the end of the day, apartheid or no apartheid, the wealth stays where it was, just like this Odyssey Women’s World Championship will. But I won’t be retaining my championship for any racial group or political movement, I’ll be doing it on behalf of myself as the greatest star OWA has ever had!

(Jonetta becomes more serious as she puts down the money and her face becomes stern.)

You are right about one thing, a hunter knows that to capture the right game, you need the right weapon.  But as soon as you start talking about facing Renee Jonae  as the experience weapon you have? Your argument goes down the shitter.

To the ignorant in the OWA, that would be like saying if you wrestle Emmanuelle, you’re somehow ready to fight big bad MAELSTROM, just because they were trained by Carlos. That would be like saying Jacob Striker and Jocelyn Sky might as well be the same for being trained by you, Stephanie. Even you Miss Manami trained Queens of Wrestling drones have more in common than she and I do. I don’t fly off the top rope. I’m sure you’re aware I don’t have any “black girl magic” to speak of, like she does. You might as well be thinking you’re ready to trap a bear because you got a squirrel in the same forest. We may have been trained with the best brutal regiments in the game today, but it doesn’t mean she and I were trained the wrestle the same or have the same mindset in how we operate. Renee is a bleeding heart that doesn’t have it in her to put a so-called “legend” like yourself down for good, but I’ve been snuffing the life of vermin out since I was old enough to hold a knife and stab caught rats.

I don’t think you get it, Stephanie, you don’t seem to comprehend the danger that you’re in. Azumi and Aria aren’t going to save you. Aria is trying to keep up the sham of being an impartial general manager. Azumi is too worried about her own career than to truly put her body on the line to the point of fully dealing with me. They’re just around to make sure my Dollhouse girls don’t go too far. Not that they’ll be able to deal with DiVa and Roxy anyways, but that is their little goal. That’s the problem with you Queens of Wrestling, your obsession with veiling everything and upholding your false pretences until it’s too late will be your undoing. All three of you, especially you and Azumi, can’t decide if you want to be the common girls that are relatable crusaders or if you want to accept that you have become the establishment. One second you’re upset about my connections, the next you’re dropping humble brags about how your connection with Azumi allowed you to be a champion in JET. You have the nerve to call me out for backstabbing people and trying to take credit for helping the roster more than it helps me, as if you aren’t in the most fragile glass house for all of that. You even talk about me not knowing defeats and how I had one fluke win, as if I haven’t been wrestling day in and day out for years in this company while you’ve been a part-timer for eons now. Your words undo you, you don’t have the conviction to stick to one vision. And you’re supposed to lead us? I guess that goes to show why people say “when a leader speaks, that leader dies.”

But I have no issue sticking to my convictions and being consistent.

You called me an industry plant, but I reject that for one reason and one reason alone. Industry plant implies deceptively pretending to be a normal member of a group, I have never pretended to be a normal blend in the crowd member of OWA. You’re damn right, people can’t relate with me. I don’t want them to; I’d be disgusted if anyone thought they were similar to me.

I don’t pander to these fans, and I don’t pander to this locker room.

I can’t believe you’re still milking the whole vixen era complaining in 2021. We get it. You didn't used to get the interesting match types. The pretty girls used to bully you. You had to work for whichever girl was in the bed with some important guy. GET OVER IT STEPHANIE!!! I can’t tell what’s crazier, you talking about that era, or you thinking DiVa or Roxy are going to listen to a damn word you have to say to them when they’re only here to support me. Half of OWA have no idea what you’re even talking about when you talk about vixens. And I sure as hell am not going to concern myself with a generation that died out before I even ever wrestled a match in front of the world. In the vixen era, an entire wrestling company could have about three women, and everyone would be satisfied with them sometimes appearing on the shows, does that sound like any era I was in? You can take me being blonde to voice your frustration about an era before women could main event, have their own chambers, and have the same type of spotlight the guys can have…..but none of your nonsense will change the fact I began my career in OWA and rose through the ranks of the precious era you hold dear today. Let’s get something straight Stephanie, the Dollhouse couldn’t care less about the vixen or diva era. The name Diva is purely a coincidence. Don’t confuse us being comfortable with our looks to mean we have some sort of issue with wrestling inside that ring and doing the work it takes to be a proper professional wrestler. The Dollhouse has always been about doing both, we were the perfection of talent and looking good while being the best.

By the way, the biggest stigma of old women’s wrestling of the past is how much dating, marrying and being friends with the right people in management got you ahead. Considering how every member of the Dollhouse is single, and considering the storied sexual relationships of the members of the Queens of Wrestling…...on top of the fact you three were wrestling in those past eras before any member of the Dollhouse debuted, I can’t see why you’d even want to open that can of worms. Look who is GM of Odyssey. Look who are the co-owners of an OWA partnered federation. Look at who is more likely to have spent more time on the road with Scott Oasis and any other figure in OWA management. Anyone with a brain knows the Queens would be culprits way more than the Dollhouse.

But this all relates to you being stuck in the past and your inability to stick with a consistent image of yourself, it’s making you run around saying things that make you look like a rambling lunatic. I can’t let your ancient ass take over this division, not as its face with this World Championship You’re so stuck in the past that you’d drag us all back to it with your old war stories where the old gals traumatized you to the point you still can’t let the rest of us have peace. Though the more I have to deal with your tirades, the more this is all starting to connect with me. The reason you talk of the apartheid, the reason you drone on about the vixen era, it’s all because you need this false crutch where you’re this hero fighting against what the old civil rights heroes used to fight. You want to be like them, so you can be this silly little designer that has allowed the rest of the women on this roster to perform and be free. It’s too bad, no one is stopping us from doing those things, so we don’t need you, Stephanie.

Stephanie, I’m going to hoist you upon on my shoulders and drop you down with Stack Overflow. Or, I might make you tap out. I might even grind your ugly face to dust if your frail bones go out that easily. In fact, since I can’t decide, I might go ahead and do it all for your last little hurrah. I’m the woman who dared use her Athena’s Cup guaranteed challenge to enter Final Destination in a triple threat match and walked out champion. You’re the one who has been using OWA as come and go retreat since 2019. Don’t you dare talk to me about who rests on laurels and who goes out and gets work done. I wrestled in the Promethean Chamber and multiple damn tournaments in this company while you were doing who knows what in your little nonsense joyride outside of this brand and company. I’ve put in the work on this brand, whether you want to admit it or not. And I don’t say that to relate with the other women in the back; I don’t care about them. I say that so that it’s understood I’m not about to let some outsider come in questioning my work ethic and place in the company just because she’s friends with the right people, and it’s gone to her head. I might knock that head off its shoulders. I might sever it with my nails as I scratch and claw to do whatever it takes to leave with my championship intact. But one way or another, I’m going to have that head, and Stephanie Matsuda’s end will simply be another decoration over my fireplace.

See you at Boiling Point, your head is mine to keep forever persevered high on that mantle, but I’ll melt what’s left of your career as the firewood under it.

(Camera goes to black.)

Jeff X has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Gwen Harper
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 11:57 pm by Gwen Harper
Boiling Point Promo #1
Gwen Harper Vs. Dulce Torres
Goddesses Championship


Controlled Burn


The scene starts in darkness, the crackling of a fire can be heard as well as multiple quick succession footsteps. As the darkness fades, we see smoke billowing. Legs rush past the camera that slowly pulls back to show fire burning. Pulling back even more we see groups of people running down a line of fire. These are not firemen, they are all members of an Indian tribe. Among them we see Gwen Harper. The people are passing water buckets down a line, but they are clearly not trying to put out the fire. The water is used to curb the speed at which the fire is spreading.

Groups of men and women are taking turns dousing the bases of the trees in the area making sure there is solid protection to keep them from burning or even catching fire. The flames are kept low to prevent rapid spreading. Behind the fire line, people rake and scratch the earth, breaking up the burned ash and tilling the dirt underneath. The Camera pans around and shows this has been a several day project along the side of a valley hill. Fresh dirt and ash is visible for several hundred yards behind the working group. 

The Sun begins to set and the groups all converge , forcing the burning fire into a small circle, eventually leading to a good size bonfire. Food is prepared, fresh meats and grains. The folk gather round the fire as the elders of the groups tell stories to the young children that came as the firework was done. We see a shot of Gwen seated on the ground listening to one of the stories as we slowly fade to darkness.

In the darkness we hear Gwen’s voice.


Early August,

          Since before the white man arrived on the hallowed hills of the Appalachian Mountains, the natives have practiced what can be translated to as a controlled burn. The goal is to burn out old dead undergrowth, leaves, and the like and renew the soil for fresh growth. It helps tear out old dens of animals long since abandoned and it breathes new life into the ancient trees to allow for new smaller plants and moss to grow. I have to believe this is what Dulce Torres is trying to do. A control burn of her Career. It is no secret this woman has done it all. The first Goddesses Champion, A World Champion. Main Events from here to Tokyo. She has been an unstoppable force. As of late though, well things haven’t been going her way. Loses are piling up, and like me, she had to watch as Alyssa Grace climbed that ladder to become the first Woman to win Ascension to the Heavens. So that's why I see this as damage control, or that controlled burn. Dulce needs to balance herself out. It is just a shame she chose me as that Balance, yanno? I get it, she needs to clear out the underbrush and make way for something new.

          I just don’t think this is the way to go about it. Something new was already growing. This will be my first defense as Goddess Champion. I understand that as a champion, that makes me a target. You know as well as I do that these girls all want a shot at me. Even the ones like Hana who may say otherwise. Dulce, she may believe that she is now hunting the hunter. I can see why she thinks that but that is just not the case. I wish Dulce could know that I came out and accepted her challenge to me, not to accept that she was gunning for me, but to let her know, that I do not hide I need not be hunted because I am standing there looking you dead in the eyes and letting you know I am ready. 

         I could tell Dulce was feeling me out in the weeks leading up to Boiling Point. To be honest with you, I was doing the same. I know I already have that win over Dulce before FD3, but this time is different. This time there is a lot more at stake. More that I am just not simply ready to lose. What I don’t think she understands, is I marked my territory when it came to her. In the Tag match, she showed me what she had, And I showed her what I had. One Buckshot and she was down. I just wish she could see past it, and notice that I made sure we won that match. The following Odyssey, that was to let her know that I, The Appalachian Huntress, was the top predator on the brand.

          I am not prey, I have said this over and over again. The food chain stops at me. Now, I just need Dulce to understand that she is dancing on a fine line. So far none of this has been personal. When I strike her down at Boiling Point, it will not be personal. But she, she may be making it personal. I just..no she needs to know, that if this becomes personal, she will not like the outcome.

Gwen’s voice fades away.

A clear day comes into focus on the camera, it’s been a few weeks, and we have returned to the sight of the controlled burn. There are no people around, at least none that we can see. Where once charred earth covered the forrest bed, we now see the bright neon lime strands of fresh foliage growing. 

Unlike before, when the sounds of men yellings and feet stamping about and the choke of wood smoke in the air, nature has truly returned. Birds are singing, animals can be heard calling out back and forth to one another. Close to the camera a small squirrel goes running across the scene chasing down a fallen acorn. From behind the camera we hear a loud guttural call. The Squirrel takes off away from the noise. There is rustling, and the sound of earth being stamped down. Over top of the Camera steps two brown legs, followed by two more as a massive deer slowly walks into the frame. It looks majestic as it walks through the beams of sun shining down through the trees. It turns, brandishing its side to the camera before stopping. The beautiful Buck was easily 10-12 points across its antlers. There was white around it’s eyes, this Deer had survived seasons and was a veteran of these woods.

As we watch, it slowly moves from spot to spot enjoying the fresh and new growth. Suddenly, its head shoots into the air, turning back and forth quickly. A sound, one we could not hear seems to have grabbed its attention. It goes to lean back down and take another bite but raises it’s head once more. This time we softly hear a higher pitched guttural call. That of a female. The Buck sticks its nose higher trying to sniff out a possible mate and take a few steps toward where he thinks she is. A soft whistle comes over the scene and a blur of motion rockets past the camera. A cry, one that is too hard to put to words, echoes out from the mighty beast. It rears up on its hind legs as blood runs down its front chest and left shoulder area. We see a black shafted arrow lodged  over halfway into its body. As it rears back its hind legs falter and the great buck collapses to its side. Foot steps can be heard walking up to the camera and then past it as we see Gwen Harper walk into view. The deer is laboring to breathe and is unable to even lift its head as Gwen approaches. She kneels down and places a hand on the beast, then grabbing the arrow she turns it in her hand. There is a few twitches from the mighty deer before it lays still. Gwen removes the arrow and wipes the blood off its tip. She removes a rope she had draped over her shoulders, she secures it around the deer's hind quarters and then pulls the rope over her shoulders and starts to walk back toward the camera. The deer slowly drags behind her. She stops, bends down and picks up the camera. The scene clicks off to black.

Gwen’s voice comes out of the Darkness.

Late August

          I am happy to report that the controlled burn was a success in the valley. By ensuring new growth, it made sure that the forest legends returned as well. Like a lure, new growth, new directions, made it safe for the older animals to come out. I wonder if Dulce will realise this is actually what happened to her. Blinded by her losing streak, she needed safety. Seeing Alyssa move away from what was once her stomping ground. In its place stood fresh, young foliage. In Myself, Gwen Harper. I am sure she believes that It was just happenstance, that she wanted to go after me. I just feel I know better. I know that deep down she saw a green champion. One who up until Game Over, struggled to find her way.

          All well laid traps stay hidden until they are able to snare their target. I want Dulce to know, that I wanted her as a challenger. I wanted her in my sights. This is not about hate, no, I wanted my first kill as champion to be one of the most elusive conquests. Not many people can say that they took down a target of her caliber one on one. I hate to say it, but Dulce played right into my hands. She should have realized this by now, that I have been one step ahead of her this whole time. She has been ensnared and is struggling to free herself. I knew from the beginning that this would be no simple hunt. After our tag match when I tried to secure the trap, she fought back. The camera’s failed to follow us but that brawl lasted well past the end of the show. I knew I had to step away, the trap was sprung but if I pushed, she could escape. I waited and when we next crossed paths at Odyssey, I made sure the trap was set and sprung. 

          Being caught in a trap adds pressure, it adds panic. Add that to an already rattled head. What happens if Dulce loses here, her fresh start stumbles out of the blocks? Can you just see all of the scenarios going through Dulce’s head at this time? The more she has to plan, has to worry about whats next, how to recover how to make sure she isn’t my prey but also make sure she can fight back, make a stand be the end all and be all of the women's division...Don’t you all see how that just isn’t going to work? I hope Dulce realises that this was all part of my plan. My choice to hunt the Best on Olympus. She holds herself up so high and worries about what is next so much that adding just a bit more to all of that will make her stumble and fall right into my sights. This was how it was always going to be. I was always going to have the upper hand by the time we got to Boiling Point. I know she does not see it that way. That I am the one hunter. I just wish, I wish she could hear this and understand that I was never going to be hunted. Not by her not by anyone. I call the shots I Make the moves. There is not a person in OWA who is ready to beat me at my own game. 

          Dulce, if I could tell you this to your face I would. I hope you losing to me does not end your career. But I cannot take a chance that your will to fight and your will to live on is stronger than mine. I will do everything in my power, Everything in my arsenal to put you down. I have you in my sights and this Mountain Mama does not fucking miss her taget. I am the Appalachian Huntress. I am the OWA Goddesses Champion. I am the Alpha and the Omega of the Women’s Division…

And I am NOONES FUCKING PREY…

The scene ends with many flashes of a wild and angry Gwen spread across the screen before fading to true black.

Jeff X has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Kai Stevens
The Second Book of Kai Stevens, Chapter Two: I Am Become Death
Post August 20th 2021, 11:57 pm by Kai Stevens
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THE SECOND BOOK OF KAI STEVENS
TEMET NOSCE, CHAPTER TWO
I -A M -B E C O M E -D E A T H

——The low droning of jet engines hums through the hull of a private jet. Its journey from Florida to South Africa is well underway on this Thursday late morning, the sun beating down on the serene, sleeping face of one Hayley Webb, the ALPHA Women’s World Champion.
——Our camera pulls back from this shot of the asleep Savage to take in more of the cabin of the jet. On either side of the aforementioned cabin, four spacious and comfortable seats face inward to facilitate discussion. That said, outside of Hayley in the seat on the far right side of the set-up, the cabin appears empty.
——This, of course, is only until the camera concludes zooming out. Seated in one of the chairs on the left and looking silently, contemplatively through one of the windows down onto the clouds below is none other than SSW World Champion Kai Stevens. He is dressed somewhat leisurely in a Kai Stevens versus The World hoodie, the sleeves rolled up past his elbows, and a black pair of athletic shorts.
——A soft sigh from the still-asleep Hayley Webb causes Kai to flick his gaze over to her, a smile spreading across his bearded visage. The smile shifts toward something more akin to a grin as Hayley simply adjusts her position in the seat without waking up.
——A moment later, the Rogue Element turns his attention to the lens of the camera. He narrows his eyes and shakes his head with a sigh, which might have been of a contented nature if he were not focused on the match he is to compete in tonight, an Ironman Deathmatch taking place three nights prior to his New Age Deathmatch in New York City.
——He glares at the camera before wetting his lips. Drawing breath through his nose, Stevens slowly, but surely lifts his right hand to stab an extended index finger toward the camera. Presumably, he intends for this gesture to pass through the camera and straight into Graham Baker’s very soul (if he even has one).
——You should have stayed buried, he says. But you just couldn’t do that, could you? The silence is probably what did you in— not being able to hear every little thing being said about you. After all… You’re the bride and groom at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral. All you’ve ever cared about is yourself receiving the attention you think you deserve.
——Sneering, Kai shakes his head. The disdain with which he speaks is almost uncharacteristic relative to how he has spoken of the Guillotine over the course of the last year or so. After pressing his tongue against the inside of his bottom lip, Kai then takes another breath before continuing.
——You’re not gonna’ get away with trying to play off some bullshit underdog schtick this time around, Baker, continues the Cowboy Killer. Not with me. Not as long as there is air in my lungs and blood in my veins. And you wanna’ know why? Because I know who you are. Who you really are— and I know who you really are better than any of these OWA motherfuckers ever could.
——You get to know someone’s true colors when you spill them across the canvas as I have done to you time and time again. And what I’ve learned over these last couple of years of giving you shit to talk about in therapy, Baker? Is that you’re a dime-a-dozen piece of shit deep down inside… beneath that façade of a ruthless cutthroat. It’s how I know your entire tenure in OWA is nothing more than desperation.
——What you call ‘iron sharpening iron’, I call you tucking your tail between your fucking legs and running away to where they all tell you everything you want to hear. You ever take a second to pull your head out of your ass long enough to think: hmm, maybe the reason I can’t get past this career plateau is because I make my career decisions based on the opinions and words of others? Stupid question, I know… You haven’t taken the time to pull your head out of your ass long enough for reason or some semblance of reality to creep their way in the entire time I’ve known you. It’s made you soft, whereas I never needed the New Age Plague or Brian to beat your ass, Baker— and when I do it again at Boiling Point? Once again you’ll have nobody to blame for it but yourself.
——Leaning forward, Stevens rests his elbows on his knees. He interlocks his fingers to stabilize the position as he scowls toward the camera. The sinister snicker that follows suggests this scowl reflects the contemptuous thoughts presently marinating within Kai’s mind.
——So with that in mind, he says. Imagine my… surprise seeing you blame me for your own inability to step the fuck up when it counts and surpass me. I can’t say I blame you for refusing to have a goddamned ounce of accountability when it comes to me, considering I’m living in your head rent free. Your pointing the finger anywhere but the mirror would have been entertaining if you’d had a single fuckin’ leg to stand on, but as per usual? As per usual you had jack shit. If you’d actually deserved to surpass me, surpass my legacy, then you would have. But you haven’t. Because you don’t. Me on the other hand? I’ve deserved everything I’ve ever had in my life—let alone this business—including more than a few ass-beatings.
——Which is how I know I deserve to be a Corsair. I’ve proven it again and again and again, and you know that deep down just as well as I do… Just as well as Noah, who has carried your ass for months, does. It puzzles me you’ve deluded yourself into believing I’m undeserving when, by your own admission, you’ve never beaten me. That’s as close to entertaining as your mendacity is gonna’ get.
——A flight attendant shuffles into view, placing a drink down beside Kai. She then hastens out of our frame, doing whatever she can to not interfere with Stevens’s efforts to address a competitor with whom he has shared the ring countless times. Kai reaches down and picks up the glass of liquor and swirls it ever-so-briefly before taking a swig. He continues after placing the glass back down beside him.
——I don’t need the last laugh, Baker, nor the last word, he explains. Never have. Because at the end of the day? Unlike you, I don’t need words to stand as a monument to my accomplishments or my capabilities. My ACTIONS do that for me. You can’t get that through your thick skull because you’ve projected your own delusions and insecurity onto me, Graham... No wonder Kate left.
——Stevens offers a smug chuckle at his own dig at the man formerly known as the Aviator.
——What will make it through your thick skull, however? he asks rhetorically. My fucking fists. Because unlike Darkane, I don’t need a shovel— I’m gonna’ bury you with my goddamned bare hands. You very well may have had the book thrown at you, Baker. But not the Book of Kai Stevens. Not the way it’s coming for you this time.
——Because y’see… I face more than just my opponent in that ring— I face myself. Each and every time I climb between those ropes. That means that when I overcome people like Arata Asakura? Like Aria Jaxon? Like you, yourself, chucklefuck? I’m overcoming more than just those variables, those decorated staples of this very company. It makes everything I do in the ring worth more... And by extension it makes everything you or anyone else does in the ring worth less.
——That being said, you’re right. You’re right that I got too comfortable, became complacent. Contented. But that will never happen again. Especially when there’s always some Graham Baker or Graham Baker-adjacent motherfucker trying to pretend I’m holding them back when all it ever actually was was their own fragile constitution and lack of conviction. So you can HAVE your pound of flesh... I’m taking your fucking HEAD, your fucking DIGNITY, and your fucking CAREER!
——Kai’s voice raises with the utterance of this pugnacious proclamation. His eyes then hesitantly drift back behind him to make sure he hasn’t woken his girlfriend up. Once satisfied in thinking she is still asleep, Kai turns back to the camera and verbally pushes onward.
——In other words, bud? he again asks rhetorically. An Ironman Deathmatch scares me less than you do, and that’s not at all. Sixty minutes? That’s nothing. I lasted over two hours in the Spirit Royale ULTRA with same exact motherfuckers you pretend I haven’t faced and beaten, and I’ve outlasted and OUT-FUCKIN’-CLASSED more than enough Hall of Famers to know you’re talking out of your ass. So when I say that I’ve NEVER lost a deathmatch and I’m damn sure not starting now, I want you take it to heart… At least… Take it to heart before I RIP IT OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CHEST anyway.
——And I’m gonna’ take immense pleasure in doing so, you piece of shit... Because our paths have crossed more than enough and I’ve grown weary of having to look across the ring and seeing your ugly mug pining after that which I have and that which I have accomplished. So I will cut down our intertwined branches and beat you to death with them, motherfucker.
——No amount of name-dropping or thinly-veiled allusions can distract me from dispatching you with the very same extreme prejudice you’ve tried and failed to inflict upon me for fucking YEARS. No amount of disrespect or futile attempts to downplay everything I’ve done in this business is gonna’ save you. You want to talk Miami to death, but I cut my teeth around the globe. ALPHA Wrestling didn’t make meI made ALPHA Wrestling.
——Miami means nothing in the grand scheme of things. God of Miami? Sure. If that’s what you want to call me. But at the end of the day, I am an international superstar. That’s not arrogance, just a point of fact. And there isn’t another lie that can come out of your mouth that can change that.
——So instead of concerning ourselves with your deceit, let’s focus on the harshest truth. Whether you’re thirty times the man I am is up for debate... but what isn’t is that I’m THIRTY TIMES THE SICK MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE! And it doesn’t matter who’s the better man in a FUCKING DEATHMATCH. I’m perfectly content to die here in South Africa, goddamnit! That’s the difference between you and me. You spend all this time, fighting tooth and nail, just to keep your head above water— just to SURVIVE. I NEVER just survive, Baker! I RISE ABOVE AND OVERCOME! So if it’s my time to die, it’s my time to die, you fuckin’ hear me?
——Kai’s eyebrows cock skyward to further illustrate and emphasize the tone with which he verbally skewers Graham Baker. He knocks back the rest of the glass of liquor, downing every last drop before slamming the glass back down. Webb awakens with a start behind him, but Kai, like A Man Possessed, is consumed with tunnel vision.
——I know you’ve looked death in the eye, Baker, he says through gritted teeth. I know you’ve looked death in the eye because I AM DEATH! And you will face your mortality tonight at Boiling Point even if I have to die, myself, to fucking make you. So get your affairs in order, you low-life piece of shit… Say your goodbyes to everyone and everything you care about, because your end is nigh...
——Kai extends his right hand in the shape of a gun at the lens of the camera, his upper lip twitching until it curls into a venomous snarl akin to that of the Xenomorph. He then ‘fires’ the gun.
——YIPPEE KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
——Without warning, Stevens then launches the glass from his left hand straight into the lens of the camera, shattering both in the process. Our footage stutters on the image of Kai’s wrathful demeanor, allowing us to mercifully fade to black.

Michael Bishop has spoken. It’s such good shit!



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Nas
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 11:56 pm by Nas
I'm a god.

I'm gonna end the conflict in the corrupt world by killing off the source.

I will purge the world of you Cracker Ass Crackers.

I gotta do it for the Great Prophet Future Hendrix.

Aren you ain't shit no more. I surpassed you years ago and I been goin strong still ruling the world while you been a retired little bitch boi. I'll have you saying "I'll make you my daddy". When I'm done with you. You dweeb, word to Benito.

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The Council, Michael Bishop and Mav. have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Eon Blue
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 11:20 pm by Eon Blue
Boiling Point Promo #3
Eon Vs. Darkane Vs. Noah Reigner Vs.
Mark Michaels Vs. Nobi Vs Ryo Sakazaki
Wrath of the Gods Thunderdome 


Baptism By Fire
Part 3: The Final Trial


A Camera cuts on from darkness revealing a white ivory desk. Slowly the camera rotates to show Eon Blue, standing in a doorway with his back to us all. We watch as he man-handles a cameraman and tosses them to the floor outside the room. He then slowly turns adjusting his sports coat as he makes his way into the room. 


Slowly he makes his way to the desk, one of his hands appears cut, blood dripping from it. He picks up a white cloth and wraps the injured hand. He then settles himself down into the chair at the desk. His eyes are closed as he allows himself to relax for the first time since starting his trials. After a moment he opens his eyes, reaching down into the desk he pulls out a small remote switch and sets it before him. He runs his hands back through his hair, still a matted mess from before. He has yet to acknowledge the camera before him. He then adjusts his coat, taking in a few deep breaths and rests his arms on the desk. He looks forward for this first time directly into the camera.


“Revelations 6:17, For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can withstand it?”


“A Fitting verse if there ever was one, would you not agree, Darkane? As we stand on the cusp of entering a chamber titled the Wrath of Gods?”


“You understand, you are the whole reason we are here, yes? Because with you as a champion, only hell and torture can follow. You do not know how to fight unless blood is to be spilled. Weapons of destruction to be used.”


“You sit safely behind your wall of terror, because you know there are few who can scale it.”


“Worse, you do not believe me to be one of them. You choose to push me aside as you address others in this match. I am but a Joke to you.”


“Tell me Darkane, What would it take for you to see me as a real threat? Would I have to chase you around the world, nipping at your heels in every organization you fight for like Noah Reigner?”


“Or perhaps, perhaps I must have a list of accomplishments pages and pages long, showing my true spirit in what I do? Do I need to have been a world champion before now for your eyes to align on me and see me as the threat I am to you?”


“Do we need more history than what we have? Must we battle wars over and over again like you Have with Nobi?”


“Darkane, maybe, I need to injure you, break you in some way. Tell me. LET ME KNOW WHAT I MUST DO….”


“Or perhaps, just on a whim, I walk into Thunderdome, I take everything you can possibly throw at me and I walk away the better?”


“But that, that cannot happen right? I am just a watered down copy of a man you beat. Isnt that right?”


“You, you are no different than the others. To be overlooked is one thing. I have been overlooked my entire career. But you just don’t get it. And because you don’t see the differences, because you think All religions must be the same, you lump me into a pile that suits your narrative. If you cast doubt on what I am, who I am. IF YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF BELIEVE..then I can be pushed aside.”


“For long enough Darkane you have looked down on me, forsaken me as nothing more than a whimper.”


“You brag about your feats, about overcoming satanic, otherworldly beings. About defeating Nathan Fiora. You say and do these things with one hope in mind. To Drive fear into the hearts of your opponents. Make them doubt themselves.”


“I do not fear your Darkane.”


“You no doubt believe my trials to be some kind of voodoo magic. No, No you see Darkane, I have chosen a path. One in which my faith and my beliefs will carry me on. This body, a temple to the cause, a vessel to deliver the true way.”


“To ready myself for the Thunderdome I have steeled my flesh to its horrors. I have prepared it to receive the worst of the worst you can muster at me.”


“No parlor tricks, no magic, Just a body blessed and ready for its sacrifice.”


“You see Darkane, I have nothing to lose inside the thunderdome. I willingly offer my body, My soul will Ascend.. But you, you have so much to lose.”


“It is not just a title, or championship that you will lose at Boiling Point 4. But you will lose the respect your name carries.”


“This match was made for you? The Graveworm, the Hardcore King. At home you should be. But when another, or more than one of us holds our own. Let alone take you down. That would be the final nail would it not?”


“And the whole reason this will happen is because you believe it never could.”


“And your faith, your faith is lacking when compared to mine Darkane. I am coming at you with malice, I am at your dorr ready to look you in the face and take you down. And I believe I can do it. I have faith, and I have been blessed with the ability.”


“I come to your domain, I am knocking on your door. And I have done it without needing to prattle on about homophobic connitations. I need not resort to the childish ‘whose is bigger’ mentality. We all know what a badass you are Darkane, but yet you feel the need to constantly remind us all.”


“Or perhaps it is to remind yourself. Because you feel what is coming for you. You know deep down, there is not a chance you leave the thunderdome still champion”


Eon pauses here, letting his last words sink in. He reaches down below him and brings up an ice cold bottle of water. He opens it and smoothly drinks hal of the bottle down. He replaces the cap and sits it on the desk near him. 


He then stands and walks out of view of the camera, returning he holds a shovel, much akin to the same kind Darkane is known to use. He lays it on the desk, the metal spade echoing in the room as it clinks on the ivory surface.


Eon sits back down at the desk, taking another sip of the cold water. Sitting the water aside he takes in the shovel visually.


“Man has toiled and labored with a tool like this since around 1750 BC. And I dare say, it wasn’t long after it was invented that it was used as a tool of violence either. 


“This, this is your symbol Darkane, show this to any fan around and they will know whose it is. That is a legacy many don’t have. But it is yours. I just do not understand why fans rally around such a dark and ominous symbol.”


“We dig graves with these, you even call yourself the Graveworm. You are the exact opposite of what I am trying to accomplish. I want to bring Hope,I want to bring Light to the masses. My Ascension will bring bountiful grace to everyone.”


“You and Noah, seem so focused on each other, so ready to push aside everyone else in this match as fodder. But Darkane, Noah is not who you need to worry about, it is me. The Light that will end your Darkness.”


“ON YOUR FALLEN BODY WILL THE WORLD WITNESS THE ASCENSION OF THE AWOKEN ONE.”


“I will stake your grave with your shovel, so the world knows who it is I buried as I rose to the Heavens.”


“Do not make the mistake of thinking my words are hollow Darkane. I am willing to tear my own vessel to shreds in order to achieve my goal and if I care so little for it, imagine how little I care for you or anyone else in this match.”


Eon stands once more, picking up the remote switch from the desk and gently slides it into his pocket. He moves around the desk in front of it. Leaving against it as the camera adjusts to his new position slightly looking up at him. He looks down at the camera as if enjoying his view from above. His eyes then close as he lowers his head bringing up his hands in prayer.


“Psalm 109: O God, whom I praise, do not remain silent, for wicked and deceitful men have opened their mouths against me; they have spoken against me with lying tongues. With words of hatred they surround me; they attack me without cause.”


“Appoint an evil man to oppose him; let an accuser stand at his right hand. When he is tried, let him be found guilty, and may his prayers condemn him. May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.”


“I am an object of scorn to my accusers; when they see me, they shake their heads. Help me, O LORD my God; save me in accordance with your love. Let them know that it is your hand, that you, O LORD, have done it. They may curse, but you will bless; when they attack they will be put to shame, but your servant will rejoice. My accusers will be clothed with disgrace and wrapped in shame as in a cloak. With my mouth I will greatly extol the LORD; in the great throng I will praise him. For he stands at the right hand of the needy one, to save his life from those who condemn him.”


The lights in the room darken and begin blinking off and on before shattering and going dark completely. Emergency lights click on in the room providing some light. The Camera is still rolling, still looking up at Eon Blue who has lowered his hands. When he opens his eyes they are glowing red once more as he looks down at the camera with a smirk on his face.


“I am the evil appointed to judge you and I am the needy one, the one who is to ascend to his side. The lord almighty is with me. I AM GUIDED BY THE HIGHER POWER.”


“The five of you have no idea what is stepping inside the Thunderdome. They call it the Wrath of Gods.. I..I am bringing that wrath. I will be the one to condemn you all and there is naught you can do to stop me.”


“Noah..The Ace..you continue to look beyond me, look at me as if I am below you simply because of past success. I am not on your level? I am not in your league? I do not wish to be ever associated with your level of anything. When it is all said and done when it all comes to pass you will be but a footnote in my story.”


“Corrupted as you are, you are beyond saving. Not that you or any of the wicked can be saved. No you are to be accused, judged, and condemned.”


“Perhaps there could be hope for you, perhaps as your soul travels to the heavens, it can be saved, it all depends on how you react to the true ascension of The Awoken. Will you accept the truth in your heart? Or will you join those who suffer their second deaths?”


“I pity you Noah, I Pity your lack of vision and how narrow minded you have made this match. Lock your horns with Darkane, Ignore me, Ignore us all. And Fall for your damn ignorance.”


Eon shakes his head slowly and a look of disgust comes across his face.


“Judged shall also be Nobi, the would be savior. But Nobi I, I am the Savior of the People. When I ascend to my glory and hold the gold in my hands, he shall kneel and tremble before me to finally see what a true inspiration can be!”


“Nobi, I hope the world is ready, I hope the world is ready to see the real you come out in the Thunderdome. When your skin is baked, you hair fried, blood pouring from your flesh. I want the world to see the true darkness inside you.”


“Then the world will know why you were punished. The lies, and the corruption that you caused to keep face. It will all wash away inside that hellscape. The walls will fall and there will be nowhere left for you to stand, nowhere left for your true self to hide.”


“I understand how frightening that will be for you. To be exposed, to be humiliated, and then on top of that to fail. To Fall. It will be more than you may be able to handle.”


“Please note, I take no joy in your suffering, but I also take no pity in it. You must suffer for your sins, I will ensure it.”


Eon starts to walk away from the desk, the camera still looking up to him follows suit keeping him in the same frame. He clearly exits the room he was in and is walking down a hallway. As they do, they pass a wall where it is clear the old Awakening logo has been painted over, but still comes through.


“Brother, Mark, It is a shame it has come this far. It is a shame you allowed yourself to fall from the glory you could have had. I can promise you, you will not find it on the dirt roads your caravans travel.”


“I was tasked to lead on Olympus, you by my side could have been magical. All you needed to do was keep the faith, believe in me and the new vision before us. I was willing, to let Final Destination rest, but you faltered so soon.”


“Hell will have no mercy for the likes of you. And no, I will not ask for leniency for our past connection. In fact this was the time of your largest transgression, against me, against our brothers and against the Father.”


“Your lies, your constant manipulations, they are all part of why you fail over, and over, and over again Mark.”


“I, I have had to move beyond hurt by your actions. In a way I must thank you for you opened a path for me. I am greater now without you than I ever would have been had you stayed by my side.”


“I, I hope to see your face, the broken, defeated look you will have seeing me become the beacon I am meant to be. Ha..AHAHAHAHA...Mark, I will make you bow to me, beg me for forgiveness. But the Message is clear, those who do not believe, shall not be forgiven.”


“Your lost faith, your lack of belief. It has sentenced you to your fate Mark. There is naught I can do. Naught I would do.”


Eon has reached another door. He pauses a moment his head lowered, as if giving Michaels a final goodbye. He raises his head once more and pushed the door open. Inside we see a station of multiple screens, each one showing different areas of the compound. We see the electrcution room, the coal and barbed wire rooms, we see a man being drug away by two priests, in the mans hand is a broken camera. 


Work seems to be underway, new installations of something is being places in the corner of each room. Small boxes with wires coming out from each end. The Priests doing the installing in each room also attach a small wireless adapter to the loose wires. Eon steps to the middle of the monitors as the camera is now over his shoulder watching as he is. 


Slowly he turns to the camera. His eyes appear normal, but clearly Bloodshot. Dark Circles have appeared under them.


“Ryo, I have not forgotten you.”


“The grinning demon you claim to be is nothing more than a half hearted devil. Of everyone in this match you are the lowest common denominator I am afraid.” 


“But trust me when I say I understand that this does not render you less than a threat. No I understand fully what a wild card like you could steal.”


“But the problem you face, it isnt those of more skill or more talent. You are just not backed by fate at this time. What little faith you may have is just not enough. I, Ryo I Applaud you for making it this far.”


“But your timing, it could not have been worse.”


“Hell only comes once, in its fire, in its suffering, you will tread, you will fall and you will burn. Ashes to Ashes, dust to dust.”


“Do not fret over it however, in your heart you have known, I hear it in your voice. In another life you would feel honor being a part of My ascension. As you fail, as you stumble at boiling point, perhaps you will feel a bit of pride then, looking up at me, before the darkness takes you.”


Eon turns to the monitors once more. In most of the rooms, the boxes in each corner are finished. The priests are all congregating in the different rooms. Eon brings his hands together as a dark sinister smile plays across his face.


Once more he turns to the camera. Energy seems to have returned to him, the bloodshot eyes seem normal. He takes out the remote switch and holds it in his hands. Quietly, he turns a small dial, and the number 6 appears.


“Revelation 6:7, I looked, and behold, a pale horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death”


“The last of the horsemen is looked upon with fear by many. It means that in the coming days, all will be judged.”


“But those of faith, those who have taken to heart my message. Those who truly believe have nothing to fear.”


“The first to be judged will step into the Thunderdome with me at Boiling Point. I have made it clear how this will end for them.”


“This is not about simply winning. Or being better or any of that nonsense. What these men do not understand is I do not come alone into the Thunderdome.”


“DO YOU HEAR ME YOU FOOLS!”


“I am the messenger, I am the teacher. My path was to wage war, to break you down, and behind me, to finish you off as I ascend to my rightful spot...behind me there is darkness.”


“I..I cannot describe what awaits you, words all but fail at the carnage and pain and suffering..”


“I am fearful of what it will do, but it is my duty to bring this ruin to you. It is MY PATH.”


“When the time comes, when the riders of the four horses surround you..you will understand. It has always been coming, I lost my way, Father Fiora, oh he helped me find it once again. He lead me back to my path. But in doing so it has allowed me to surpass him.”


“I will do what he was unable, I will win inside the Thunderdome. And allow me to tell you, allow me this. The tricks and traps inside the dome, will pale in comparison to what I bring with me.”


“You all faltered, you all failed and I was deemed the one to bring this upon you. It was so I can rise up and become more, more than any one of you can imagine.”


Eon has continued to spin the small dial that is on his remote switch, the numbers now read 6_6_6. The Camera quickly looks back up to Eon who now glares into the camera, a joker like smile on his face, his eyes glowing a bright crimson red.


You had a chance, a choice and you all failed. BEGONE YOU FOUL SINNERS”


“When I step into the dome, you will see YOU WILL ALL SEE!! I Bring with me your ruin, you will fall at my feet and I will stack your bodies as an offering to the gods. Let fear seep into your soul, quake at my presence when thou next sees me.”


“Pain, torture, suffering, these things ride at my side. I lead the horsemen of lore to The Thunderdome and when I arrive…”


“I WILL USHER IN THE APOCALYPSE!!!”


Eon clicks the switch. On the screens behind him priests start to look very worried. One the first screen there is a sudden white flash and then nothing but static. The room Eon is in shakes and a loud rumble is heard. Eon starts to laugh as the same thing happens on another, and another screen. Echos of loud booms are heard as debris starts to fall in the room, the camera starts to fail and the last image we see of Eon seems to have him sundered by falling debris.


The camera suddenly shifts to outside the compound. Priests are running, some injured, some crying and scared. The camera backs away from the compound quickly as black smoke is seen rising from its walls. Without warning the entire compound implodes in a earth shaking explosion. A giant fireball ascends to the heavens as grey ash and smoke fill the scene. 


Cries of pain and sorrow can be heard from the blinding smoke. It is clear the person holding the camera is injured and they fall to the ground, gasping for breath can be heard, a gurgle of pain, and then silence. The cries seem distant now, sirens can be heard approaching. The smoke still blinds everything.


Softly, over the noise, soft crunches are heard. The appear to be getting louder and louder as if someone approaches. Just as the steps get their loudest they stop. The camera slightly shakes and then is yanked off the ground. Slowly it pans back and forth, only dust and ash can be seen, the smoke to thick. Then it is spun around. The soot stained face of Eon Blue fills the screen the crimson eyes fading in and out. Blood rolls down the side of his head but he seems not to notice. When his wicked smile appears, the whites of his teeth are almost blinding. He then speaks, his voice a cold, chilled whisper. Calculated and severe.


“The Apocalypse….is here….”


Eon lets the camera roll out of his hands and fall back to the ground. The last image we see is his visage disappearing into the smoke as the scene fades to black.


FIN -3-
The Council
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 11:06 pm by The Council
Aren V Nas #3


OWA Promos - Page 20 3hf4bx

Aria Jaxon, Michael Bishop and Christopher Sabertooth have spoken. It’s such good shit!

VaeVictisBD
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 10:54 pm by VaeVictisBD
OWA Promos - Page 20 Suck_it

Michael Bishop, Christopher Sabertooth, Matsuda and Mav. have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Nobi
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 9:15 pm by Nobi
Boiling Point III

I really want to say that I'm ready and prepared for this match. I know how dangerous this match will be and I'm not afraid of this but….you can say that I'm contradicting myself but I want to say that I'm ready, I'm prepared, I'm not afraid, and I've broken my bones, fingers, body, and lost a lot of bloods more times than I can count.

But I want to bring my best to win the Omega Heavyweight Championship. Everyone does and I'm not just talking about 5 other men in this match. Everyone does want to win this title. It is one out of three world championships in OWA, and everyone wants to go to the top.

As both Noah Reigner and Darkane pointed out, I've been at the top of SSW but not OWA despite having 3 previous chances to do so. This is my fourth try and there is a big chance I will fail. Sure, I can just move on, working my way to get this opportunity again….

….but as the old saying goes, "sooner rather than later is better", am I right?

I'm eager to do all I can to win this Championship. I have been meaning to win this Championship but it's just a dream so far. I can keep dreaming but I think the dream is over.

Not because I can't dream but I want to stop dreaming and make it happen because it's time to live the dream. It's time to make this a reality.

I know this will be tough. Not just because of the stipulations of this match but there are 5 other men that are going to enter this match. 5 great individuals. 5 great wrestlers. They know what they want to do and they're going to fight the fight.

There can only be one, and I'll do everything I need to be the one.

Let me talk to you first, Ryo Sakazaki. You're right that no one is watching my back here. As a matter of fact, I kinda talked about it to Noah Reigner that despite me and him being friends or allies, we would prefer to play a lone-wolf in this match but I'll be honest, I don't know why you're talking about having no one backing you up in the first place. Do you expect for someone to help you out in this match? I expected better from you, Ryo. I always see you as an optimistic guy that will fight bravely and such, but at least you're being honest because you do know that no one is going to help you out in this match. You have to rely on yourself alone and if that's not what you're expecting, then this is another proof that you need some experience first. You seems aren't ready for this match but that's alright, I'm more than willing to show you how this match works out.

For all the talking you are talking, you are wrong for one thing, Eon Blue. You think that I'm thinking that I'm the chosen one? Not a chance. I talked about how I want to win every single time. If I was the chosen one, I would have won the Omega Heavyweight Championship on my debut at Boiling Point 2018 and fast forward 3 years later, I still haven't won this belt. So how am I the chosen one in this case? Please tell me. Maybe you are the chosen one…. maybe. I don't know if you are but at least I never thought of you as a failure. As a matter of fact, I talked about how you lost your Hybrid Championship at Final Destination 3 because it wasn't your fault as you weren't the one that got pinned in that match. I brought it up that the only reason why Mark Michaels beat you is because he had Harman Ardelean to help him out. I don't think those can be considered a failure. I'm glad though that it seems your new identity is giving you a confidence boost but also I think it makes you stupid at the same time. Maybe you just don't watch Wrestleworld, but I might have killed 2 men when I used weapons to fight them as their last matches were against me to the date and they are nowhere to be found and let's see if you still want to ask if I can use weapons or not. Wrestleworld Dream World 2020 and Arcadia 2021. Or well on second thoughts, I've been in a TLC match in OWA Game Over 2020 and let's see how much weapons that I used. Now are you prepared to be hitted by those, Eon? I surely hope so. Now that's where my faith lays on. I have a lot of faith to take your head off from you with a weapon. Actually not just a weapon, I have faith in my hands to punch that ugly face of yours and that's where you are going try to survive from me.

It's hard to talk about Eon Blue without bringing up Mark Michaels. For good measure though, he calls himself The Romani King….but does he know what a King does? A king rules a Country but a Champion rules the World and that's something Mark Michaels has never experienced in his life. So yes, I'm a former World Champion and you're not no matter how you spinned it out, Mark. Because after all, another crackhead that is in SSW as a matter of fact is Darkane. The current Omega Heavyweight Champion. I'm sure you're eager to change it at Boiling Point, but you better hope that The Wrath of Gods Thunderdome match won't knock you out, because if one exposed turnbuckle can do that to you, imagine what kind of dangerous situation you're walking into.

You're right, Noah Reigner. You said you do respect and I do respect you as well so maybe I know we can shake hands afterward no matter who wins but let me make something clear to you. As I said before, your accolades speak to you and if there is one guy that is close to dethrone Darkane is you. I don't know if I'm the guy that has the third best chance to win this match but you surely are either number one or two, Reigner. I have always failed to win the Omega Heavyweight Championship and that is what drives me to win this match and that is including to have knocked you out, my guy. So please don't bother to say you are disrespecting me because everything you said is the truth. I do agree with you for the most part and I do want you to win if I don't happen to win. This is just going to be repetitive at this point, but while my accolades are nothing compared to you, you know that I'm hard to deal with as much as you are hard to deal with too. But I'm glad you said you would hit Kill Shot to me as many times as you need. I know it is a lethal move and works every single time, so I have to step up, get up, and take you out before you are able to hit me. I know you and Darkane won a lot of accolades, a lot more than me, and I have no intentions to surpass them. My intention is just winning the Omega Heavyweight Championship and that includes stopping you, Reigner. I don't know if I can do it to be honest with you, but that's the point. I can't hold myself against one of the best in the games, especially since I respect you, Reigner. This is the way I'm paying my respect by trying to take you down.

You know Darkane, I love doing movies and all, but I'm in 3 wrestling promotions at the time being, so wrestling is more of a priority. It does piss me off though that after all these years, only 1 World Championship that I have won so far in my career and you're right, OWA is kinda different bread because after all this is my fourth try to win the Omega Heavyweight Championship. That will take a lot of doing from my part but I'm glad that you said you respect me because I do have my respect for you. But pretty much with my conversation with Reigner, respect isn't doing a thing in this match. You have what I want and I'm going to take it from you, Darkane. Evil genius is good and all but I'm not going to be the hero that you're going to slaughter. Well, I don't think I'm a hero in general but I sure know how to play the game. As I said, you're the master in these types of matches and this is your playground, so I don't see myself as a hero in this situation as I'm trying to take over your territory and take what currently belongs to you. Even if I happen to be slaughtered by you, there is no hero trait in me. I don't really know why you think of me as a Hero and all. Maybe because I have a lot of fan-bases? But either way, no, I'm not going to be a hero in this scenario. I'm going to be one of your challengers in this situation and I'll fight with everything I have in me. It's going to be so hard to take it from you, but that's going to make it better when I dethrone you.

I guess we are going near a deadline. Just a few days away until we're entering The Wraiths of Gods Thunderdome, and I'm going to be the last man standing.

Michael Bishop and Matsuda have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Stark
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 9:08 pm by Stark
Forgive my silence, but unlike Skylar Arcenaux, I actually have things to do outside of just running my mouth about small things. What Skylar doesn’t understand is, when you offer actual value to the world, your words become more important. When your words hold as much weight as they do, it’s good to make sure that you know what you’re saying and what you’re talking about, that’s something I had to learn growing up in the entertainment industry, where if you say more than you need to, you tend to shoot yourself in the foot. Skylar Arcenaux said fuck that, she just went for the self-amputation. I know, I know, it’s easy to judge people. I do it all the time! But there’s a difference between going for the throat and going for the low hanging fruit, if you get what I mean. If I had a simple penny for how many times some fool thought about bringing up my use of el yayo, I’d be a millionaire. But come on, that is what it is. People do what they have to do to get by in the world. I know to you it might be that I’m some party animal or I can’t keep my urges under control, and you know what - that’s true. It was true, at least. These days, I live a new way. Wrestling brought order and discipline to my life. The things I had to go through growing up that made me drown myself in drugs in order to cope, you would never understand. I’ve seen your backstory, unlike you, I like to do more than just surface level research before I start talking shit. Business tycoon for a father, jeweler for a mother, you grew up with every advantage, every privilege - the easiest road to the top. 

I had to go from the streets of Osaka after being exiled from the idol industry and having no one, not even my parents, take me back after learning of my drug use. Imagine being that low in life where you’re literally told by the people who you raised you that you belong on the streets or even worse, dead. I had no will, I lost my fire, and there was nothing motivating me anymore, until one day I saw a young girl walking down the street looking up at a billboard of a famous singer in my country with her eyes shining like the stars. I thought about how I used to be in both of those situations, looking up at billboards at the idols that inspired me to reach my potential, as well as being the shining light for those young girls. That’s when I realized that living under bridges by the river was no way to live life, when I had the potential to do more. Although the door to the music industry was closed to me, I found a new door, one that at this point in my life I will say… is better. The world of professional wrestling took me in the same way they take everyone else who was destitute and looking for a better life. But that doesn’t mean it was easy. Joshi Extreme Takeover lives up to the name and the training they put me through in the JET Dojo was no joke. I was humbled, I was pushed to my limits and then even further beyond. I’m sure maybe your elite personal trainers that mommy and daddy were able to pay for did well for you Skylar, but I’m telling you, the fact that you still have that bitchmade attitude that you do proves that it doesn’t matter how technically proficient you are - if you don’t have the humility it takes to fight from below, I’m going to pass you up faster than you could’ve ever imagined.

I can also tell from your overinflated ego that you don’t know what defeat feels like. It’s easy to walk into Odyssey with all the training you’ve had and walk all over girls like me or Devi, that’s not the hard part. With your training, with your advantages, you should’ve been like someone like Niki Khan, walking right into the World Championship scene. But you? You come for the lowest hanging fruit again, both in how you speak and how you act. Let’s see how good you really are then, Skylar, because I can tell that for a woman like you who has known nothing in her life other than money and vanity, you won’t be satisfied if you’re not champion. I know that because it’s the same for me. I’m frothing at the mouth to get myself back into title contention. Despite how humbled I was after being trained in JET, once I got the contendership for the Academy Championship I was ecstatic, let alone winning it. Now when you win the title, when you defend it for the first time… you get addicted to that. It keeps you going, it motivates you beyond anything else, you feel yourself get stronger both physically and mentally. There’s nothing else like it in the whole world and I’m dying to experience that feeling again, better than any drug I’ve ever had before in my life. And you, La Verduga, you’re just waiting to get a hit of that for the first time but you know you’re not good enough to compete with the Rebecca Filth and Liz Karlson level of wrestlers yet - I know I’m not, and that definitely means you aren’t either. But does that really mean that you’re going to resort to this?

Who were Devi and Azzy bothering? It’s not like you don’t have the money to afford help, you have a whole entourage around you as it is. I refuse to believe that you genuinely think Azurine Vebbins is an asset to you, as a mean bitch myself, I know how girls like me and you think about girls like Azzy or Devi… Well not anymore for me at least, is one of the things I’m a little proud to say. I know how it is Skylar, I have that void within me too. Something that can’t be filled by anything that daddy puts in your hand Skylar, except the difference is, all the stuff you must’ve gotten for free anyways, I had to work for. And that work ethic is what has kept me afloat above everything else. If you had to go through a tenth of what I’ve had to go through you wouldn’t even be wrestling, you’d still be on the streets crying for handouts. There’s a difference between being a bad bitch and being a bitch, and you manipulating Azzy against Devi and breaking up their team… You’re a cunt. Well, at least we got the better person on our side. Discus Devi herself, the most tenacious woman on Odyssey who’s heard all the nasty shit people had to say about her, owned it, and then made herself better than she ever was before. That’s the kind of grit it takes to succeed, ESPECIALLY as a woman when the expectations are stacked against you to begin with.

But on the topic of expectations being against you, I don’t get where all of this confidence is coming from Skylar. I mean… you don’t seriously think that your team can beat ours, can you? I can easily and gladly acknowledge myself as the weak link of our team. Discus Devi has one of the strongest arms in the game, one punch from her is gonna send all of those pretty fake teeth flying out of your mouth, Skylar. Let alone the fact that she’s been carrying Azurine Vebbins in that tag team for a while and that she’s kicked Nakita’s ass plenty enough for her to know not to mess with her. Now, when it comes to our partner Alyssa Grace, we don’t have to say much else. She’s by and far the best wrestler in this match, and if it wasn’t for you going out of your way to leech onto her like a parasite in the hopes of getting just a crumb of clout from her, Skylar, getting in the way of her run as Ms. ATTH… I just can’t stand a woman who steals. Well I can rest assured that even if you use your usual cheap tricks against me to take me out of the equation, Alyssa Grace is there to put you in your place. Nakita and Azzy are interesting choices for the wall you put between yourself and three women hellbent on tearing you apart. But if that’s how cocky you are… It’s time for you to get humbled.

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, Matsuda, Devi Krysis and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Father Nathan Fiora
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 8:58 pm by Father Nathan Fiora
BOILING POINT: DROWNING IN ALCOHOL.

For the last year, I’ve been swimming along this vast sea with so many talented competitors. However, one by one, I’ve seen people drown by their own volition and others continue on, slowly losing the willpower to make it to an unknown shore. I have almost drowned several times, but since the radical change I went through, I’ve never wanted to stop. I am not tired nor am I feeling washed up after so much time facing the best talents this company can offer. I have succeeded when everyone has doubted me and my prophecies have all come true, so where do I go from here? I go higher and clean up the most disgusting acts that I didn’t encounter because I was cleansing Olympus. First, I saved Chris from his biggest demon and the very creature that contributed to the biggest war last season. Yes, I took some incredibly gruesome means in order to destroy Havoc, but it needed to be done for the best of this roster and for the long-term stability of Kingdom. Jeff and his friends really thought that they had defeated Havoc and The Ashes, but respectfully I must take the credit for this accomplishment. They simply weakened him for a short amount of time but by the time I faced him, Havoc was ready to bring chaos to the brand again. Jeff was too busy fighting some washed-up hick that I outlasted over a year ago in the Thunderdome instead of focusing on what was truly important; the brand that he represents. Jeff was obsessed with his addictions and moving on from a problem that really needed more of his attention. Instead of looking behind his mirror to ensure the job was done, he focused on drinking more booze and driving this brand off a cliff. That is until I came into the scene and declared the OWA Championship match for Boiling Point. Jeff was fighting with his friends and not focusing on his surroundings while I was doing heaven’s work and preaching the good name of my church! I take the role as king of a brand very seriously because it is my responsibility to ensure that this company as a whole remains competitive but also clean, away from the lost causes who want to ruin this place I call home. Now, I'm here to reclaim my crown and in order to do that, I have to face Jeff and Theodore Pavel in what will be one of the most gruesome matches in my career. Am I nervous about this opportunity? No, why would I be? I know my fate is holding the OWA World Championship and adding another big accolade to my legacy; being the first competitor in OWA history to ever have held world titles from both brands. This will be another accomplishment that will be used as a testimony for those who are unsure on whether they should join me or not. I have a lot of critics because they believe that my testimony and my beliefs are fake news, but they move their eyes away from the truth. Jeff, those people are just like you; people who want to cling onto their vices because they want to worship them instead of changing for the better. You may have been here for so many years and are OWA Champion, but as time goes by, your vices and your beliefs have left you on edge. You say the Frontline is fine and that your friends will stand by your side, but slowly but surely they will all turn their backs on you. The seeds have already been planted with J.D. and one by one, each of them will not want to be your friend anymore. They are motivated by greed and obsession with war; they are only your allies right now because it is convenient to them. It may not seem to be the case, but loyalty is dry in our world right now. You will learn to appreciate that my opposition to you is the realest thing you will see on this roster. Everything else is a splash of gray; full of lies and truths, with you struggling to figure out what is real and what isn’t. I don’t like you as you are, but I know there are many who share the same sentiment and still play the role of being your “closest friends”. Call me insane, but I preach the truth.

Your alcoholism is praised as a positive attribute but for many, it has left them in shambles and homelessness. You glorify all that is evil and the moment I give you the stipulation that you can’t drink, you get upset with me. You can’t sip some of the most disgusting beers for just a few weeks? You literally are killing yourself every time you do that, but then again I shouldn’t be surprised. You blindly worship those poisonous concoctions and praise them every time you are featured on Kingdom. People like you call me a loon yet you worship something yourself and the world in shambles will accept it. That is what I’m trying to change Jeff; you don’t understand how messed up the world is because you haven’t been awoken. You recognize the issue yet you complain and complain. Is that the champion we really need right now? We don’t need a champion who wants to jump around these hick towns with his yee-haw-looking haircut and just wants to have fun. Do you not realize the ramifications of the Great War? Are you really just going to ignore the hate and blood that still exists after I ended everything? OWA needs a champion who is focused on unification and redemption; every person I faced brought in a new level of themselves when they faced me. I am not here to rule like a dictator but as a savior who wants everyone to do better. This brand is full of sins that I would need days to bring up, but I am aware of them and analyze them and address them when it’s appropriate. Instead of analyzing the situation you just complain and blame everyone but yourself. It’s not my fault you’re an alcoholic who needs to go to rehab. It’s not my fault that I have more authority on the brand you’re champion of; that’s on you because people don’t take you seriously enough. My words...they hold a lot of gravity and mean something. When I made the demand, nobody questioned me because they saw me as a worthy competitor. Why do I need to fight anyone in order to get a title match? I lost my Omega Heavyweight Championship and then was moved to another brand, so I didn’t get a rematch at any point. Let’s just call this my rematch because if you want to complain about what’s not fair, this is one of the things that you should’ve brought up. You got a lot of chances at world titles and you finally were able to cling to one while I have only had one chance and made the best out of it. You will listen to my rules because I am the superior individual in this match whether you like that or not. You don’t have the balls to make the shots because you’re living in my world. That’s not a delusion; it’s your reality. You don’t understand the game I’m playing with you; you think we’re different characters but at the end of the day, you’re actually living in a world that I’ve created with the purpose to destroy any willpower you have. You have a very basic mindset; if you really think the point of me getting you to stop drinking is because of your ability...it isn’t. It’s about your mind because you’re right; you’re a super talented guy, but any talent can crumble if the foundations of the mind are feeble. I’ll let you think about that since you’re at least 5 steps behind.

You question if I think Havoc is gone; of course, he’s gone because I had to do a specific ritual to ensure he is. You think I’m foolish to trust Chris; he has my word that we will reclaim title gold and his honor. You are just as bad as Havoc Jeff; you know how much evil he invoked yet you let him continue slithering around. That’s just as bad as the things he did, so if you want to play hero when it’s convenient for you, go right ahead. I’m at least trying to help Chris control himself and be proud of the person he needs to be to be holy and happy. You were able to accept all of the Ashes as people so I don’t get it; you just have a hatred that is blinding the truth away. Chris was struggling with controlling Havoc, even before I was here, so he wasn’t faking anything. I got him the help he needed and now he’s taking over his own life, teaming with me as a thank you for everything I’ve done to improve his life. I didn’t leave Chris to his demons because he’s a human being; he deserves a chance at living just like everyone else should; that’s why I’ve offered you and J.D. another shot at salvation so your choice is critical on what happens to you. Chris was a special case because he wasn’t completely in control; Havoc is a demon who consumed his life and left him in complete destruction. Your alcoholism isn’t that bad Jeff, but if you let it get out of control, it may ruin your life too. You say that I’m a master manipulator but I gave each person here a choice to stand by my side and they all started as skeptics of my doctrine. They all turned around when I brought each one magnitude of success that they couldn’t imagine at that point in their careers. I’m ready to do that with the world doubting me again and I don’t want any complaints when I win because that’s all you’re good for Jeff. You’re a negativity magnet and act like some SJW Twitter user whenever a decision doesn’t go your way. Touch grass while you’re sober Jeff; we’re living in a world where alcohol and drugs are banned. The Vision Quest will allow you to see the true you and allow you to reflect on it without any vices to drown your sorrows. That’s why you won’t change Jeff; instead of accepting the terrible person you’ve become, you just take a drink and forget all about it. Now, let me address you, Chris: I know it has been a difficult few weeks for you, but now you are back in the spotlight; you made it here as yourself and on your own merit. You want to silence your biggest critic and I am here to support you with that. Take the title from Theo and bring us the gold that we rightfully deserve after seeing the current state of the champions on this roster. They are hypocrites and have an agenda set on fake friendships and morally compromised standards on who deserves to be forgiven and accepted. These men are the same gatekeepers they used to defy the standards when they were rising stars; they’ve become the people they hate the most; they’re conformists.

Jeff, allow me to give you a history lesson of what happened at the last Boiling Point. I won against Jesus Christ and then immediately lost to Stark, cementing my reign as the shortest reigning OWA TV Champion in history. Now, the fairy tale that you mentioned that I stole a title originated at Game Over, but I wouldn’t expect a redneck with a few brain cells left to know that. I took the title that truly belonged to me and then I defended it at Civil War. Here’s another fun fact: From Game Over to FD3, I became the longest-reigning OHC in history! I didn’t lose anyone in my pursuits to become a champion; I wanted the same amount of success for everyone in The Awakening. Would I do the same thing knowing that Eon and Mark would turn on my doctrine? Yes, because they betrayed me and I am merciful; their own actions will be accounted for whenever we meet again. I am not trying to pull any fast ones on you Jeff; I want to teach you a lesson about what I am capable of. I’m not some amateur who doesn’t know anything about the divine and different universes. I had 2 amazing defenses, even when Stark sent me to his little hell, something you wouldn’t be able to comprehend because you dropped the ball after you beat Moongoose. I was in a different dimension and I made it through and now, you’re playing in my dimension now and have been there since I arrived, Jeff. You see as I said earlier: You’re playing in the game I created. I’m capable of dealing with any demon, no matter how mysterious and powerful they may be. If it was me against Chris in the Great War, it would’ve been over sooner than you prolonged it. By saying you’ve been fighting a war that long shows that you are weak and an incompetent leader. You let this war go far enough to where sacrifices had to be made; that’s weak leadership and not respecting the lives of those who were willing to do everything for you. Under my leadership, Kenny wouldn’t have died and Chris would be an ally rather than the enemy. You may think I’m spitting out words that everyone would like to hear but that’s the reality Jeff; in my quest to lead Olympus to a new age, none of my team members died and I sacrificed as much as I could to make sure they met success and we created a more accepting agenda for the roster. 

I am a master architect that knows what he’s doing; I plan every step days before I actually make them and plan accordingly if something doesn’t go the way I intend to. I make mistakes Jeff, but I’m not foolish enough to fail more than once because, in this match, I get to control everything that happens. This is a match you’ve never been in and you’re coming in at a significant disadvantage; how can you be so cocky about something you’ve never been in? Do you really think I’d sloppily plan out the ways to defeat you as The Ashes did? I’m not some fool Jeff; I’ve always been an expert at mind games and this will only be another match to add to my resume. You see, I don’t even have to technically beat you and I actually don’t need to be included in the final pin in order to win the match. That’s why I’m trusting Chris with the victory because he has just as much to gain if he gets the win. Do you trust Theo to actually beat me or Chris, Jeff? What if he costs you your title? You say I’m silly to trust Chris but the Vision Quest match REQUIRES that I confide in Chris and give him opportunities to get us the win.

You say I don’t understand your life Jeff, but I don’t think you know mine whatsoever. I had nobody for a lot of my life; I was an orphan with my sister, who ended up dying in the ring right in front of me. There were many nights where I had nowhere to stay and nothing to eat. I struggled to get noticed in the indies and when I actually made it, I had to continue struggling because people didn’t view me as a star. I was beaten and abused as a kid and yeah, it’s not the same as the trauma you went through, but I didn’t live a life of luxury. It is only because of my hard work and believing in my revelation that I ever had the success I’ve had up until this point. I used to dabble in drugs before but that life led me to misery and it wasn’t until I got clean that I actually lived up to my potential. I know you absolutely despise me Jeff, but all that I’m trying to do is fix your vices and lead you towards the path of salvation. You are acting like a mere child while I am the father who guides you away from what is harming you. For that world championship, you are willing to stop drinking for weeks and I applaud your effort. However, you won’t learn any lesson until the title is taken away from you and your alcoholism slowly kills you. I am ready to jump into your mind Jeff because I’m not someone who is that easily shaken. There is a lot of trauma that you must feel again and I hope you bring whatever you need because I don’t want any excuses about you losing. I won’t cry; I’ll accept the results because I already know what is to come. Jeff, it is time for us to reach out and hold our fates at Boiling Point.

I am ready for whatever is to come; my Vision Quest will be nothing like you’ve experienced before. You will be slain because you are unclean vermin, a pest to the plans I have for my visión of Kingdom, and a man who allows his vices to control him and his motives. You are nothing without your addictions and friends; you will realize that I am not so forgiving when you’ve refused to seek help. Meet your fate, Jeff. If you do not accept my hand of salvation, I will let you fall into absolute obscurity. Say hello to Majin Stark for me, won’t you?

Jeff, I need you to… EMBRACE. YOUR. REALITY.

Michael Bishop, Christopher Sabertooth, Mav. and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mark Michaels
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 8:52 pm by Mark Michaels
( Scene opens backstage at FNB Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa. It’s here on the interview set that we find Hugh Jass standing by with a microphone in hand.)

Hugh Jass: Ladies and gentlemen, the time is nearly here, the Thunderdome match makes it’s return in just a short while. Soon six men will enter, but only one will walk away as the Undisputed OMEGA Heavyweight Champion of the world! With me here now is a man many are calling the Dark horse of the Thunderdome match. He is the Romani King, please welcome mister Mark Michaels. 

( Michaels enters the shot flanked as always by the Cosmic Caravan. A confident excitement radiates off Mark as he removes his gold rimmed Gucci sunglasses.)

Hugh Jass: Mark, tonight is a huge night for you, you have an opportunity to capture your first world title, and to do so in little more than a year since your OWA debut. Right now I want to ask if there are any last words you want to say before you step into what is arguably the biggest match of your entire career to date?!



Michaels:  Oh I got plenty to say. This has been one hell of a roller coaster of a year already. It wasn’t too long ago that I first set foot into the Olympus locker room. I caught a few side eyes, and I heard a whispers about what I had and hadn’t done in the jersey prison camp. I heard all the scoffing about how I wouldn’t last six months here. Well in that time I went on to be apart of group that had done things never done before, and I’ll dare to say things that will never be done again. Then Final Destination turned out to be quite on the nose as both the end of my Hybrid Championship reign, and the last night the Awakening stood together on the same page. But when you hit the lowest lows you got nowhere to go but up. Ain’t that right Kang?

Harman Ardelean: That’s My family’s motto Mark. Our clans motto. The mottto of the whole of the Romani race! 

Michaels: Damn straight, and just months after what was the low point of my OWA tenure, here I am poised to stand on top of the mountain as the OMEGA heavyweight champion. You tell ‘em Harman. 

Harman Ardelean: Johannesburg, South Africa,  Look here and listen to the words of the Gypsy Kang. When Var closed a door, he makes sure to open a window. It’s up to you to go through it when the opportunity presents itself. Marco, I have seen you take hold of every moment you’ve had an opening to snatch a win from the jaws of defeat. I’ve seen you tough it out and take it all in stride when the man has tried to keep you down. Tonight there’s no way the Romani king isn’t taking home the crown, that’s why I got that bubbly on ice waiting for you. Tonight is your night my boi!

( Harman gives Michaels a quick bro hug.)

Michaels: Thank you Harman, you know that when I’m in that dome, I’m not just doing it for me, I’m doing it for all of us. Now that said I know there’s five guys who are gonna say things like “Mark is a clown.” Or “He doesn’t belong here.”  Same as they have said since the day I walked through the door. They’ll talk about matches that happened months or even years ago, all the while never really comprehending that its 2021, and it’s Boiling Point baby!  

Guys like that shit head Nobi. Boy that dude must have been tripping balls in his last promo. That’s the only way I can think of he would say such ridiculous and irrelevant bullshit, The only way someone can get offended when someone answers a question you asked, and the only way he thinks he would stand a chance if it came down to him or me. First he questions if I’m tough enough to handle being inside a Thunderdome, like I haven’t been in all manner of hell between the ropes. Then when I explain to him very slowly that this isn’t my first rodeo and that I’m ready for whatever you’ll throw at me in the dome, he misses the point entirely. Then he says something even more ridiculous when he claims I never defended the Hybrid championship. Funny because I do remember defending it when I beat you in that iron man match we had.  And for all your talk about run ins in my matches, I sure beat your ass all on my own.  Nobi I think you need to quit smoking, snorting, or swallowing whatever the fuck it is that makes you think I was ever afraid of you. I wasn’t when I signed with EAW, I wasn’t when I signed with OWA, I wasn’t after the six man tag at Final Destination.  Further more, when have I ever begged for my life?  If I did, it certainly wasn’t from one of you fuckers.  If anything I’ve met everything that’s been thrown my way head on. Unlike your buddy NoahReigner who’s been a slimy snake in the grass since the day he decided he would rather sucker punch me from behind instead of face me like a man. See that’s what makes me think I can win this match, because you, Darkane, Eon, Noah, and Ryo don’t have the guts, the heart, or the balls enough 
 So you’re a former world champion eh? I can’t begin to tell you just how much I laughed when those words spilled out your mouth. You were the champion over that promotion where the crack head and a Ronald Regan impersonator are two of the best the company has to offer?  Yeah that seems about right. Saying you were the SSW world champion is like saying you are the number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Sure it’s a big deal over there, but in the civilized world when given the choice of being the SSW champion or being given a $5 gift card at Starbucks, everyone with half a brain would take the gift card. And while you’re bragging about being SSW’s world champion, their tippy top dog, the guy on whose shoulders the company rested on, didn’t they go out of business when you were world champ?  Congratulations Nobi, you just bragged about killing the only company you ever stood a chance of winning a world title in. Why don’t you just keep your mouth shut for the rest of the week you ignorant Indonesian idiot.  Or would you like me to go on and talk about how every time you’ve won a championship, you’ve turned around a lost it to the first person you stroll past?   Pull your head out of your ass because this isn’t one of your movies, you can tell because you’re not playing second banana to a CGI shark in Bermuda shorts.

Speaking of goofy sidekicks who are only tolerable in small doses, Eon at this point I know it’s pointless trying to reason with you. You’ve become so fully invested in your delusions, so enraptured in this narrative about me, that you can’t let it go. It’s honestly getting tiring trying to shake you out of this insanity, trying time and time again to show you exactly how you’re idea of leadership drove the wedge between us. Reminding you that you said you wanted me out of the Awakening and forced my hand. Pointing out the obvious that running 10,000 volts through your body is bad idea even when you’re not about to enter into one of the most diabolical structures known to man. And calling me a coward when I’m entering said Devil’s domaine with the express intention of taking a piece of your ass again before I wash my hands of you Eon. But just like a conspiracy theorist, every time I show evidence to prove just how wrong you are, you simply swap out one reason, or fault, or religion for another. It’s been your go to tactic, shift blame, deny facts, and hope in a few days you can repeat this crap without someone calling you out on it. You try to play some kind of victim here, when everything that’s gone upside down for you is your own damn doing. 
 Tell me exactly how the fuck is anyone supposed to have faith in you Eon when you blatantly lie your ass off about… well everything it seems. Let’s start with your claim that you’re not some obsessed psycho who has a thing for me. Kinda hard to argue that you aren’t  when my picture is up on your wall, my eyes crossed out in magic marker, and some weird shrine adorned with a pentagram sits right under it. Eon, there’s no way you don’t have a bug up your ass that scurries around every time you hear my name.  If you didn’t you would have picked yourself up after Game Over and just moved the fuck on. Hell you could have simply beaten Harman at eye if the storm and let it be done after that. Instead you’ve dragged this thing between us out for the last four months. And why? Because I didn’t swear an oath to Nathan Fiora and shave my head in his name?  Is that the hill of bullshit you want to die on this week? Or will you find another by the time we step into the Thunderdome? Allow me to remind you that When you and Noah said you would follow Fiora, the very words that came out of your mouth were “I’m not saying I’m committing to this.” And “ Fiora, I hardly trust you but I’ll give it a try.”  And somehow you’re trying to bitch fit about me not going whole hog, or being not loyal, or some other nonsense. The fact is I was loyal, loyal to Nathan, and perhaps maybe  you should have considered the possibility that you being a huge hypocritical asshole has something to do with me picking up and moving on from the Awakening? But let’s be honest here Eon, my supposed lack of loyalty is just where the ball landed today on the wheel of bullshit. Hell to this day I still can’t figure out what the fuck is your actual problem. You don’t like that I didn’t have enough faith or whatever.  You wanted me gone, and out of the Awakening, another quote of yours that a few minutes on YouTube can prove, and something that to this day you still won’t own up to. And even after you got your way, and I left you still had a stick up your ass. The fact is Eon you just want someone to kiss your feet and brown nose you every waking second of the day. You don’t want followers, you want fanatics. You don’t want people’s faith, you want their worship, And anything less is heresy in your eyes. That’s why right now Nathan was able to strengthen the Awakening ok kingdom with Chris Sabertooth, and the followers you have are nameless faces under cloaks and hoods following. In the time you have been this awoken apostol, or great leader that you claim to be, has there been a single member of the OWA roster who has given you more than a minute of half listening to you talk about how amazing you think you are? And how many of them have done anything more than nod their heads more out of pity than actually agreeing with you? 
 You want to talk about worthless words?  Whenever you Utter words like Believe, faith, devotion, conviction, those words lose all meaning. How can anyone have faith in you when we can’t even decipher what the fuck it is you actually believe? One minute you say Nathan Fiora’s message, the next you’re quoting the Bible, then you turn around and seem to follow the Necronomicon, the moment after that the collective works of L. Ron Hubbard including Battlefield Earth, and the next Cookie Monster learns the alphabet. Eon, it’s painfully clear that faith is just a buzz word for you. A call for unthinking, unquestioned obedience. To you faith is just a means for you to control and manipulate every son of a bitch who might actually buy into your bullshit. And what’s even funnier is that when you cherry pick scripture you tend to overlook the verses that warn against false prophets and how those who take the Bible out of context are headed for the darkest circle of hell.  If you want throw around Bible verses Eon, I got just the one. Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. My cup is overflowing, and a banquette is set before me in the presence of my enemies. Surely good things will follow me all the days of my life. Amen and Hallelujah. 

I don’t mean to talk shit about him, but Ryo Sakazuki disappointed me this week. I mean should I even bother to beat the horse that dove off a cliff? His whole shtick was kinda reminding me of that scene in once upon a time in Hollywood. You know the one where Brad Pitt asks a guy what’s his name, the dude replies “I am the devil, here to do the devil’s business.”, and Pitt is just like no you had a dumber name than that.  But at least that said something besides this gentrified, milquetoast, crap that he was talking a few days ago. Should I be disappointed or insulted that Ryo is phoning it in at this point? After some thought I’m both. If the big bad grinning demon doesn’t have enough balls to look me in my eye and tell me what exactly he thinks makes him one iota better than me, then I’m not even gonna bother wasting anymore of my time talking about the dude. Not while I got bigger, better, and more important fish to fry. 


Tony Adams: They’re not the only whiny bitches you gotta deal with. 

Michaels: You re correct there my friend. For the last month or so I’ve been hearing Noah Reigner cry about how “it’s my time.” Or “I’m the only one who can beat Darkane.” Or “It’s not fair that I’m not getting a one on one match for the title.”  Man who ever said life was fair?  Noah does anything you say register as pot and kettle? Let’s go back to Final Destination, back to the Six man tag match that you love to bring up. Was it fair that myself, Eon, and Noah Quinn had to put all our titles on the line in a single match? Did that actually matter to you before or after the bell rang? Did you say to anyone with any power at all “Gee, it sure is swell being Television champion, but I didn’t actually beat Noah Quinn, who defended the title more than anyone in the history of the company, so I don’t deserve option C.”  Or maybe you could have been saying “ Well while I won’t deny Petey his shot, maybe I should face some one who has experience in championship matches? Maybe I should offer Cage, or my buddy Baker a shot at me?  Maybe Jacob Senn, or Kai Stevens?” No, you went right along without so much as a peep about what’s fair and what’s bullshit. You took whatever piece of lower midcard crap your could pad out your win column. So if I’m getting this right when you stand to gain everything and lose nothing, you’re cool with  a champion not having to be pinned to lose his title, but now that it actually costs something to get a crack at Darkane,  you don’t have any kind of advantage over anyone else, and there’s a chance you walk away from the Thunderdome with jack shit for your troubles you’re calling foul? That’s a bitch move even for you Noah. How much of a pussy do you gotta be to cry like little girl about not getting what you wanted the way you wanted it. 

Georgio Del Mero: Oh Gadrow si kholestad. 

Michaels: I whole heartedly agree big man. Oh and this asshole wants to talk about nothing being handed to him, bullshit it wasn’t. From the day he signed he’s been getting the star treatment regardless of if his performance in the ring warranted it or not. He had the red carpet rolled out for him as the big free agent singing. Me on the other hand, I had to earn my way from the bottom up here in OWA. I wasn’t given some grand entrance to make my debut, I wasn’t touted as the hottest free agent, but I have fought, and scraped, and clawed my way to to this moment right now.  Don’t ever let the fact that we’re both getting our first crack at the OMEGA Heavyweight championship in the same match ever go over your head. I wasn’t the chosen one who spun his wheels for nearly a year, and I didn’t get a magic ticket to the world title tacked on to beating three curtian jerkers, two of whom are so far down the totem poll they’re aren’t even on the fucking card For Atlantis, and the other who got a tag title shot by having his nose shoved so far up Jacob Senn’s asshole he’s gotten stuck!  It’s no delusion of grandeur to say I earned my spot here, just as it’s no delusion to call you an insecure cuck who is gonna have his head removed from his ass so I could drive my foot up it. 

And we can’t forget about that scruffy, flea ridden, urine soaked son of a bitch we call the reigning OMEGA heavyweight champion. Darkane, like Noah, has spent the last 2 weeks saying I’m trying to punch above my weight class. That I’m not worthy to get this shot. He says shit like if I hadn’t peaced out of that Jersey hell hole, that I’d be running around in a maid’s uniform or something, what that even means I couldn’t tell you. Since you weren’t there, you know because the month before you got your beat down by that fat ass so badly you spent months on the hospital, but when I told the EAW higher ups to take the job and shove it up their asses, I was headed for a world title match at one of the biggest shows that company runs. Not exactly what I would call a career dead end.  He says he doesn’t give a shit that I beat Derelict, the then reigning OMEGA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, one on one when his bum ass couldn’t do the same. Bullshit. If you’ll recall prior to that match, Derelict had an aura about him. People thought he was too tough and too twisted to ever be beaten.  Certainly tougher and crazier than you are right now. Oh but when Derelict whooped your ass it’s okay, because it led to a new and improved Darkane right? Except it didn’t. You lost to Noah Quinn like six weeks later or something didn’t you?  Low and behold I pinned that giant mother fucker for  the count of three in the middle of the ring. Then went on to win a title before you did. Kicked Nobi’s ass in an Ironman match to defend it. Then unfortunately got stuck having to carry Eon Blue, something more akin to having both hands tied behind your back, and a leg sawed off at the knee.  Ask Quinn if you don’t believe me. I’ve been on a steady pace upwards since last year, one small setback not withstanding.  So for you, or Noah, or anyone for that matter to say that I don’t belong, is simply the biggest load of manure I could ever imagine. And because you know it’s nothing but crap,you have to resort to being a petty little mother fucker.  Like I am really gonna take advice on my hairstyle from a guy rocking Justin Timberlake’s old perm. Oh and this is hilarious, He calls me emotional because I’m not trying to imitate the goth kids from South Park like he is. He says I’m a hot head because I don’t take kindly to some dick talking shit about my career, my personal life, or my family. Like what does he honestly expect? For me to lay down in the street and allow him to piss on me, then thank him for it? Sorry thats not how I swing. Maybe because he’s so emotionally stunted, he doesn’t get why he hasn’t been able to rid himself of Mark Michaels. My “emotions”, my passions are what drives me to keep getting back up every time I get knocked down.  They’re what makes me square up toe to toe and tell you that no matter what you throw at me, I promise you that I will keep coming back and back and back again.  If you think that whatever you throw at me, wether it’s flaming barbed wire or electric fences, that it will keep me from rising up from the mat, wiping the blood from my face, and telling you that you hit like a bitch right before I stomp your teeth down your throat, you’re dead wrong. You know for how much you and Reigner don’t see eye to eye, you both tend to make the same mistake of thinking you can put down Mark Michaels once and for all. How many times have you two threatened as much these last two weeks?  We all know that it’s bullshit because if either of you two assholes could have put me down, you would have done it a long time ago.  Neither of you boys  have done so before and you never will period.  By the sweat of my brow, the strength of my will, and the heart of a lion beating in my chest,  I am standing here in the same match with you Noah, and with Darkane.  It has hardship and strife And it has been a long time coming to get here. I know what I am worth and I don’t give two shits about what has gone down before, because I’m here tonight ready to kick ass and make five mother fuckers all pay their respects and Hail to the King Baby! 

And when we’ve all cooled off from this boiling point, I’m gonna throw the bigger championship celebration that OWA has ever seen, because we are gonna party all night long Gypsy style. Wooo! C’mon boys we got some business to take care of first. 

( with that Michaels leads the Caravan out of the shot leaving Hugh Jass all alone.)

Hugh Jass: You heard it here folks, Mark Michaels ready to become the new OMEGA heavyweight champion, guys back to you!


( the scene fades to black.)

Matsuda has spoken. It’s such good shit!

La Verduga
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 8:24 pm by La Verduga
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"At long last; there she is! There is that go-get-'em gumption I have been waiting for. Alyssa, once again you have surprised me by doing the very bare minimum task of showing up. I was starting to think I was going to have to rely on the drawing power of Devi Krysis to prevent this formality from becoming delegated to, what the wrestling business politely refers to as, the piss break match on the card. Imagine that being the Pay-Per-View debut of Skylar Arceneaux. Imagine that being the beginning of such a bright future to have so many empty seats by no fault of my own. Seeing as she couldn't draw money with a green crayon and paper, I'm glad that you have finally shown up and you brought a few embers of that famous Alyssa Grace fire with you. And I wish I could sit here and honestly say that's a great thing. Because, and you may not believe me or think I am biting off more than I can chew, but that is what I have been wanting. I honestly want the Alyssa Grace that carried the Goddesses Championship for so long, I want the Alyssa Grace that overcame great odds to become the first-ever female Ascension to the Heavens winner. I want people to buy this pay-per-view with the intention of seeing an Alyssa Grace fueled by revenge coming to tackle Dorado Enterprises to the ground. It would only benefit me to have more eyes on the product, it is what I am after most, I want the fans that believe in you to spend their hardly-earned cash to see the Alyssa Grace that inspires them with her never-say-die attitude and complacency. And I could only wish to see the look on their faces when they see the downfall of their precious hero. I think the mass of the OWA viewership have been conditioned to think that you are not capable of actual failure. Any time that you have staggered, you have managed to recover quickly and achieve something else -- you have only ever failed upwards. This match, let's be real with ourselves, was a genius way to protect you in one way or another. Either Devi or Nami would be the one to fail on your behalf, or you could chalk it up to their incompetence as to why you lost. There would be an asterisk beside the headline of "Skylar Wins." So you can fail without fault in the eyes of the people, people who are already too stupid to realize you dragged these nobodies in just to be the reputation meatshields. No, I want to send shockwaves through the entire brand and its demographic when that briefcase that is the product of all the hard work you put in prior finds a new home. When people actually see a true Alyssa Grace failure. No upwards momentum. No excuse as to why it happened. Simply Alyssa Grace getting in way over her head by challenging Dorados Enterprises.

But let's see a show of hands; who thinks Alyssa Grace will somehow manage to pull this off?

Oh, I'm sorry, am I already asking too much of you, Alyssa? I've been meaning to ask you how that arm of yours is doing. Silly me, I was too busy pondering how you were gimping the potential of the brand that I hadn't considered how much entering this match with that wounded wing of your is gimping your chances. I can't imagine you gave it enough time to fully recover. And while the casual viewership must love a hero that shows such valor, it's pure stubborn stupidity to drag yourself into a match with such a detriment. That would be, how many again? Three detriments on your team overall? One for each member! I am sure that while I might be seeing some embers sparking up from you, that's all I am getting heading into Boiling Point. The bare minimum of what a star of your caliber can deliver; attending. I'm not impressed. That's why I can't take this match as seriously as I would like to. It was practically designed for the demographic to see an Alyssa Grace failure and she has every excuse in the world as to why it happened. "She's showing how tough she is fighting through the pain." "She's showing how much she wants to knock the Enterprises down a peg by coming into the match injured." "Against all odds, Alyssa Grace will pull it off!" It doesn't matter how they sell it to the general public, they eat up that underdog story no matter who plays the role. Even bumbling idiots like Devi Krysis get cheered by these sympathetic dimwits. Any viewer with IQ points in the double digits can see that this isn't a showing of grit and determination, it's a display of foolhardy overzealous in a feeble attempt to prevent the public image of weakness. But by all means, do continue on about how it's delusional bragging on my part. How much of it can be called delusion when people saw you stretchered out by EMT's with your arm in a sling? Was it a sheer delusion on my part that in the end, I got what I wanted? Do elaborate. Because what I am saying are not insults to you, they are facts about you. And if you find them unoriginal, chances are you have warranted such criticisms before. What I say doesn't have to be original thought, they just have to be true. No one points at the sky calling it blue and get told they're unoriginal for saying so. No, if more than just I think you have been slowing down in recent months, becoming complacent since you got that get-out-of-curtain-jerking free card in the briefcase, does that say about me for repeating it? Or does it say more about you for presenting such hard fact towards it? I think my "piss poor" attempt to degrade your capability is only trumped by yours. I couldn't ask for more proof than to see you giving less and less as the contract sits as a nice little nest egg for you to cash in at any time and suddenly -- boom -- Alyssa Grace went from Zero to Hero again. Trumpets all around.

This match is just an excuse to coast.

I could care less if no one believes the "shit I spew" as you so delicately put it, because really, what are they going to do about it? Trick question; nothing. So do you at all think that people standing up to defy me changes my plans whatsoever? Not in the slightest. And from your dead-weight partner's examples, I have nothing to fear for the foreseeable future. Devi is the closest one of the lot of you to doing anything close to damage to me verbally, and that's because the brain cells required to process her idiot speak are working double and triple time. She can't even spell my fucking name right. She had two weeks, three candids to correct it, MY NAME IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER VERY EYES, and she still spells Skylar with an E. No Alyssa, way to go. You only pick winners on Team Alyssa. Further proof these North Carolina hicks can't read, much less comprehend. But no, she feels like she can correct anyone else. When wrestling eventually fails her -- sorry I worded that wrong -- when she's done failing at wrestling, I'm sure she's still qualified to work at McDonalds. But with like, a mop and a broom. Can't trust her with handling food. And Nami well... she's Nami. Need I say more?

No, didn't think so -- moving on.

You wanted to know what makes me better than the people who have attempted to push you aside, and the answer is simple. I already have. And I made it look easy. I'm assuming you didn't forget when I drove that briefcase over and over again into your arm, putting you on medical leave for two weeks so you and your boyfriend can kiss each others boo-boos and give each other that "you can come back and do anything" pep-talk. And I thought he was the one that had his brains scrambled. You're the one coming back with one good arm! Might as well write "hit me, I'm a target" on it. Luckily, Devi wouldn't be able to read it. Might as well paint it red for Nakita. I digress. And I know, I know, "you didn't push me aside, I came back didn't I?" Yes yes, you came back woefully unprepared and in poor condition just to try and prove a point and I think it's precious that you did that just to try and stick it to little ol' me. But who are you kidding? You just made the task of doing it again leagues easier than it was before, and leagues easier than I will do again at Boiling Point whenever I do get that match for the briefcase. Because, and I know this is a hard ask from you, if you could stop puffing out your chest and pretending you're a bigger deal than you are, how much of a say do you believe you have in what comes next? Without that briefcase, you wouldn't be in any position at all. Honestly, I wouldn't have any interest in you at all. You'd just be another slow tire that's falling off. So I agree with you, a successful cash-in would make you feel better. That it would be so pleasing for you to, as you put it, take an opportunity away from someone like me. That you would feel utterly fantastic if this is truly what you want more than anything else to once again send me to the locker room feeling defeated yet again.

Emphasis on the word WOULD. Hypothetical.

Hypothetical like your very unfounded opinion. On your worst day, let me see if I heard you correctly with your foot so far down your mouth, you're a mile ahead of me. Okay. You had a years head start, so if you want to call that a bragging right you can do so. But to say whatever I want to be, you already are on your best and worst day? Surprised you're not choking on it. Why would I ever want to be a bit player on a brand that can replace you with, I don't know, pick someone who used to be a girl scout or something. The idea, the very notion, that I want to be anything that you are besides the person holding the Ascension to the Heavens briefcase is absolutely laughable. Not even on my worst day do I want to be Alyssa Grace on her best. That would be an insult and the day I stop owning mirrors. You're wrong about another thing, shock and awe I know; Alyssa Grace is wrong about something, who would have guessed? I don't feel anger towards you. As much as you would probably like the fact that I have been watching you from afar with clenched fists and protruding veins of anger and resentment for you, I don't. I think it's cute that you're doing what you're doing. I think it's adorable you're still being the company line-toer that you were made to be. The fact of the matter is, you could never achieve the things I dream of doing. You haven't been capable of it, you're still not capable of it, and unless you start digging in your heels to an actual worthy cause, I am afraid to tell you that you're never going to be. And I am only afraid to tell you that because you are one of the bigger ignoramuses on the roster that would see that as a challenge and try. Even if it is inevitable to fall flat on your face. But at this point? I know that you're someone that has to be proven wrong, left looking at the lights to see the heavenly image of Skylar Arceneaux -- the deserving wielder of the Ascension to the Heavens -- for that message to sink in.

Boiling Point will only give you a sample of what that will be like."

Michael Bishop, Jeff X, HellFighterINC, Mav. and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jeff X
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 8:07 pm by Jeff X
Love or Hate?
FNB Stadium
Johannesburg, South Africa
August 20, 2021

The crew members on the inside of FNB Stadium hustle back and forth in the parking lot area, pushing road cases and stage props to and from the trucks, each of them doing their best to get the arena set up for Boiling Point 4 in just a few day’s time.  Everyone seems so hard at work, that none of them have even noticed that the one of the biggest names on the card has made his way to the arena early...none other than the OWA World Champion himself, Jeff X.  It’s hard to blame them for not seeing him, however, as he’s nearly hidden between two OWA production trucks.  The camera begins to zoom in on him though and we can see that he’s leaned up against the side of one of the humongous vehicles, watching the crew work feverishly.  He’s dressed in a plain white t-shirt and blue jeans.  His camouflage Realtree hat sits atop his head and a dark pair of sunglasses shields his eyes from the harsh summer sun.  Jeff watches the work being done for a while with no emotion revealed on his face whatsoever.  As the camera zooms in closer to him, Jeff pulls a pack of Marlboro Reds from his pocket, quickly lighting one up.

“Here we are again.”

Jeff begins to speak in that familiar southern accent of his as he breathes a cloud of smoke into the air.

“After everything we’ve been through...from the formation of the Ashes and the Frontline...to the cash in...to the Great War...this still won’t end, will it Chris?  Are we fucking destined to just fight forever?  Nonstop, back and forth, from now until the end time?  Even when we had the biggest stage in the world at the main event of Final Destination 3 to bring a fitting conclusion to the end of this blood feud we’ve been in, this still won’t die.  Even now that I’ve reclaimed my World Championship and you’ve found other things to pursue in the form of the Outlaw title, we still find each other having to face off.  And this time, you’ve hitched your wagon to Fiora?  That’s sad Chris...desperation isn’t a good look for you.  But I get it.  I really do.  I get why you can’t let this shit go.  Had you been the one to walk out of Los Angeles with title in tow, I highly doubt that I’d be capable of just turning away and finding something new to do.  Because the truth is, no matter where we go, who we align ourselves with...no matter what we do or who holds the title...it never really matters does it, Chris?  Hell, I think the title has become irrelevant at this point.  This shit between us has become about so much more than just ten pounds of leather and metal.  It’s about more than proving which of us is the best.  It’s about more than the Ashes, the Frontline, or anything else.  This thing between us...it’s just...it’s something that can’t be stopped.  Call it destiny or fate or whatever other bullshit word you want to use to describe it, but the truth is that as long as the two of us exist, neither of us will ever know peace, will we?  I mean, just look at the last two years.  Look at EVERYTHING that we’ve been through!  What do we have left to prove?  What more could we possibly do to one another that we haven’t already, Chris?  We set the bar impossibly high over a year ago and we’ve continued to raise it farther and farther and now I can’t even fathom how we could possibly go any further!”

A slight smile begins to form on Jeff’s face.

“But then again...I’m excited to find out.”

Jeff pauses to take another toke from his cigarette.

“Because despite it all Chris, somehow we ALWAYS find a way to raise the stakes.  Do not get me wrong...I don’t want any of this to be taken as me complaining about having to square off with you yet again.  Because the truth is...I live for that shit.  Everything that has gone down between us has defined this brand’s very existence since we were both just toiling away on the midcard.  The two of us defied the odds and broke through in a company that, at the time, was largely dominated by people who came from somewhere else.  Anyone not involved in that place wasn’t looked at as a serious threat, regardless of whether anyone wants to admit it or not.  But we broke the mold, didn’t we, Chris?  The first two pure OWA talents to rise through the ranks and changed the fucking game...and we did it together.  Not as a team, but as rivals and enemies.  We went from workhouse competitors competing for screen time and recognition and we became World Champions.  We became Final Destination Main Eventers.  We became the very face of not just this brand, but this entire fucking company as a hole.  And I’m not even going to try and deny it Chris...as much as I hate every fiber of your being, I don’t think I ever reach the level that I’m on now without you.  Because as fun as it is squaring off with Fiora or Senn or Arata or Dampshaw or anyone else on this absolutely bloated roster, there’s something about you that’s just different.  There’s something about you that takes me to an entirely different level.  And truth be told, Chris...I fucking love it.  I live for this shit.  Fiora thinks he took away my crutch when he ripped had it mandated that I’d be unable to drink for this contest...but that’s just one small addiction of many, man...and it’s not even my biggest one.  Because this...this thing that we keep coming back to...THAT is what I’m addicted to more than anything else.  The feeling of being inside of the ring with someone that you completely loathe, yet you know better than anyone on Earth...with each of you trying everything in your power and using every skill that you’ve developed over a LIFETIME of training to literally end the existence of the other...that is high that no bottle or pill will ever be able to replicate.  And this Sunday night, we’re going to ride that high one more time.”

Jeff lets a small laugh escape his lips as he shakes his head and hits his smoke once more.

“But don’t get it twisted Chris.  Even though me and you are on the cusp of once again taking it to a place that everyone else in this industry is aspiring to reach...even though that years from now, when your career is all said and done, you’ll be able to look back at the events that have taken place between us with pride, knowing that we created something that everyone is going to be talking about for as long as humans walk this Earth.  Even though you very well  may feel that same high that I do when we’re facing off for seemingly the millionth time...just know that you’re going to come crashing down from that high a hell of a lot sooner than I will.  We may be about to make history once again, but this will not be a pleasant experience for you.  I don’t care if you’ve gotten Fiora to play the role of Maverick or Abholos this time.  Because while the stooge next to you may have changed, the result will remain the same.  You’ll get your licks in, you’ll prove that you’re one of the absolute best on the planet, but at the end of the night, you’ll find yourself flat on your back wondering what it is that you have to do to be able to beat The Frontline.  But that’s a foolish question to ask yourself Chris...because there is absolutely NOTHING that you can do!  You want to sober me up, take me on some fucking Vision Quest, align yourself with some failed popstar turned pedophile pastor, then be my guest man.  But you know as well as I do that none of that is going to be the key to your success.  But you’re not dumb Chris, you already fucking knew that.  This isn’t a new strategy from you, it’s just desperation.  It’s you throwing anything you can at the wall at this point, just hoping something sticks.  But if you could’t beat me with the literal fucking nightmare that is Abholos by your side, then there’s no way in hell that Nathan Fiora is going to be the key to your success.  I’m not going to lie to you...this is just sad.  To see someone who’s been right there with me at the forefront of this entire industry reduced to this...a shell of your former self, dependent on Nathan fucking Fiora of all god damn people to try and bring you success.  This isn't the Chris Sabertooth that I know.  This isn’t the man that has waged an all out war with me for the better part of our careers here.  And I know...I know you’ll tell me that you’re not the same man.  That Havoc has been yanked from your body thanks to Fiora and that now you’re Chris Sabertooth again, but that’s a bunch of fucking bullshit and you know it.  Havoc hasn’t gone anywhere.  He’s teaming with Fiora in two fucking days time.  You two are one in the same and I know it as well as you do.  Maybe you’re acting like he’s gone now to try and lure me into some false sense of security, but you fucking know better than that.  You know that with everything that I’ve been through, there will never be a sense of complacency in me.  There will never be a time where I’m comfortable with my position on top and there will never be a moment that I allow myself to feel secure.  That’s just not my style, Chris.  But then again...maybe this is more about you than it is about me.  Maybe you’re doing it to try and deflect the blame for the things that you’ve done onto the exorcized demon, but that demon still exists, Chris.  That demon is YOU!  Nobody else did all that shit, but YOU!  Nobody else brought Abholos into this company.  Nobody else brought down a war to this brand that changed EVERYONE in it FOREVER!  YOU did this!  Not some fucking horror movie bullshit demon that Nathan Fiora got rid of!  YOU are the one who brought ALL of this on!  And I don’t give a shit how much you want to play the victim, everybody remembers everything that you did.  JD Damon, Jason Long, Michael Bishop, Arata Asakura, Theodor Pavel...EVERYONE will ALWAYS remember Chris. At least you owned it once upon a time...there was something to be said from that.  Sure you were a piece of shit, but at least you were proud to be that piece of shit.  But now?  Now you’re nothing more than a scared little bitch running from your own past.  And yet...it’s MY deepest thoughts that you two think are going to get exposed in this ‘Vision Quest’.  Yeah...ok.  I think you need to clean up your own backyard before you step foot in mine.”

Jeff takes one more hit from the cigarette and lets the butt fall to the ground before snuffing it out underneath his boot.

“But truthfully, Chris, I don’t give a shit whether this is the latest one of your grand schemes or whether you’re running from your problems.  Because every scheme you’ve ever had has been head on with sheer unbridled violence from myself and the Frontline and we’ve put you down every single fucking time.  And you can attempt to outrun your inner demons Chris, but you’ll never be able to outrun me.  You’ll never be able to outrun Theo.  You’ll never be able to outrun the Frontline.  Nate may the one challenging for my championship, but we both know that he’s a side piece in all of this that nobody gives a flying fuck about.  This has always been about me and you regardless of who's challenging for who's championship.  The only reason these multimedia clusterfuck matches keep happening is because you fear stepping into the ring with me one on one.  Its why you formed the Ashes.  It's why you brought in Abholos.  It's why we all had to go to fucking war.  It's why Kenny Drake fucking DIED BUT!  But none of it fucking worked, did it Chris?  None of it stopped be from putting you on your fucking ass and taking back the one thing you valued more than everything.  Everything...EVERYTHING that you did was for NOTHING!  EVERYTHING THAT YOU PUT US ALL THROUGH WAS FOR NOTHING!  PEOPLE FUCKING DIED CHRIS! PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A CHICKEN SHIT TO STEP TO ME ONE ON ONE, MAN TO MAN!  And even after ALLLLL of that, here you are again...STILL willing to put other people at risk rather than grow a fucking sack and fight me yourself!  And the saddest part is that the result isn't going to be any different.  Now you're just putting that naive sack of shit Fiora in danger as well.  It's fucking pathetic the lengths that you will go to to avoid this, but yet you keep trying.  The Great War didn't work, alternate dimensions didn't work, shifting reality didn't work, turning Arata against me didn't work, and now THIS is your latest scheme?  A 'Vision Quest' with Father Fiora?  How fucking laughable is that.  He thinks he's going to get inside my head...well do him a favor Chris...tell him to stay home.  Tell him not to even show up because YOU know the things that go in my head!  You've FELT the things that I think about every single time we've faced off!  Do you think he's ready for that?  Do you think a fucking guy who's had a mostly mid fucking career fighting bums and washouts is going to be able to deal with that?!  Hell no.  He's in over his head and YOU are going to be responsible for EVERY SINGLE THING that happens to him!  He's going to wind up being the latest body stacked up because you're too much of a bitch to deal with me on your own.  You know what...it's no wonder you want to blame everything on the imaginary Havoc.  Because if I were you...I wouldn't want to eat that fault either.  I've done my fair share of horrible things, but you?  How do you ever look yourself in the mirror you spineless fucking piece of shit."

Jeff takes a second to calm his voice down as workers had begun looking over at him, wondering what the commotion was.  He lights up another cigarette to try and settle his nerves down before continuing to speak in a much calmer voice.

"But either way Chris...Nate's blood isn't my concern.  If he falls by the wayside then so be it.  No sweat off my back.  And I'm sure you don't care either.  You've never given a single solitary fuck about anybody but yourself.  It took Knight and Jason too long to realize it, but eventually they saw through your bullshit.  The Ashes were supposed to be the most dominant force in wrestling but now they're fucking dead because even those braindead fucks who were stupid enough to believe you eventually saw that you were only using them for your own gain.  But the Frontline?  The Frontline still stands strong.  Theo, Mike, myself...we stand united because we fought for more than our own individual selves.  Hell, we fought for more than each other or brotherhood or any of that bullshit.  We fought for hatred.  A common hatred...for you...Christopher Sabertooth...Havoc...whatever the fuck name you want to go by this week.  Me and Theo...we fucking hate you...We hate you for who you are as a person. We  hate you to your very core...with everything that we fucking have...for everything that you’ve to us...to the people we love...and believe me, Chris...nothing has happened to diminish that.  The Great War, Final Destination, the Championship!  None of that fucking matters!  We don’t feel any better ourselves after continuously beating the shit out of you because there is no amount of pain in existence that is worthy as punishment for the things that’s done!  But that doesn’t mean we’re not going to stop trying.  So this Sunday...I’m going to fuck you up Chris.  One...more...time.  But not for the last time Chris.  Because, as you should know by now...this will never stop.  Because I’m going to do this...again...and again...and again until you are GONE from this company...from this industry...and from my fucking life.  So I advise you pray to your new found father Chris...because you’re going to fucking need it.”

Jeff blows the smoke directly into the camera, having it completely cover the screen.

[Fade to Black]

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Mav. and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Matsuda
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 7:50 pm by Matsuda
Boiling Point Promo #2

“Talk My Shit”


(The scene opens to a Boiling Point Fan Expo Event located at Johannesburg Expo Centre. The various South African denizens and fans who traveled from around the world are gathered around a stage where each OWA guest can address the audience. Presenter Cori Simmons is on stage, ready to introduce the next Alpha.)

Cori Simmons: Well...that was an interesting speech by Udy. Now for our next Alpha, many of you have followed her career from Japan to that Place in New Jersey, to everywhere else including here on Saturday Night Odyssey! She’s competing for the OWA Women’s World Championship...without further ado here is one-third of the Queens of Wrestling, Stephanie “Cloud” Matsuda!

(“Oh La La” by Run the Jewels play as Stephanie struts on stage wearing a black “Myojin Community!?” tank top, sunglasses, and khaki shorts. Smiling at Cori, she takes the mic and turns to the audience who are surprisingly receptive to the Queen of Fighters who have rubbed many the wrong way.)

Stephanie Matsuda: Alright, alright, alright! That’s the kind of energy I like! It sounds like ya’ll have been paying attention to my commercials! And yes, they WEREN’T promos!

(Cloud points at the camera, addressing an unknown entity(ies).)

Stephanie Matsuda: So, I’m out here to promote my upcoming title match with the Poster Child of Privilege, and it got me thinking. You see, my manager Samantha received an email from the OWA office and requested that I refrain from bringing up Jonetta’s race and the current Canadian political landscape in any future promos leading up to our match. If I ignore this, then I’ll be fined.

(Stephanie chuckles as the audience boo the OWA BOD. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a piece of paper and writes on it. She then turns it to the audience.)   

Stephanie Matsuda: This is a blank check for a million dollars. So I’M GONNA TALK MY SHIT ABOUT JONETTA STONE AND HER CAC PRIVILEGE!

(Matsuda struts around the stage as the crowd goes nuts.)

Stephanie Matsuda: I was like ‘ya’ll really protecting that lily-white princess, huh?’ In the past few months I’ve been on Odyssey you had bitches running around with Glocks, bow and arrows, bear traps, demonic powers, Onlyfans accounts, and god know what else! And yet when Cloudy opens her mouth, I’M THE PROBLEM!? Even though I have the full support of the general manager herself!? Heh, so much for being ‘progressive’ huh? No wonder leftists are getting sick of their own movement, but that’s another story for another day. Right now I wanna flame his moose-face of a Trudeau-loving hoe bag Jonetta “Sharon” Stone. I waited all week for this bitch to speak her mind and what do we get!? A badly made photoshop of Aria and Azumi as the Wild Boys!? IS THAT THE BEST THE DOLLHOUSE CAN DO!? If you fight as badly as you spit game, then this title match should be a walk in the fucking park!

(Stephanie stops in the center of the stage, shaking her head.)

Stephanie Matsuda: First off, you had this hoe appear on camera wearing an ivory necklace, an ivory necklace of a DEAD AFRICAN ELEPHANT, a fucking endangered species!? Y'all saw her playing with that necklace right!? Just like she plays with the minds of those Dollhouse simps who are too afraid of finding a real woman to love them so they chase after the fantasy that those three blonde e-girls project. That’s been the story of the Dollhouse, right? Projecting a fantasy of them being more important than what they are. Jonetta...the way she talks about Africa is how midwest gentrifiers talk about Brooklyn. Like they ‘love it', but they don’t know what it means to appreciate the culture that already exists. Jonetta and her ilk have raided the Motherland, stripped her of all her resources, and segregated and oppressed her people to the point where dictators kill their own for a taste of that ‘Western Dream’ the colonizers project because they think their shit don’t stank. Hell, half of Hollywood just admitted THEY DON’T BATHE! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK JOHANNESBURG!? That’s how cocky Jonetta and her kind are! You know what!? Fifty bucks say those Crustyhouse hoes don’t wash their ass every day! Jonetta has the nerve to call South Africa her second home while poaching your endangered animals, stealing your resources, and now ya’ll have to pay her to see me beat her ass. That’s the finesse of the year, for real.

(Stephanie rubs the back of her neck before continuing.)

Stephanie Matsuda: Jonetta thinks of Odyssey as her own hunting ground. To her, this business and Africa itself is just a game for her. She has the privilege to think that way because her role in the Dollhouse and her spot on the roster was handed to her! Sure I signed the contract of the century, but I had a ten-year career where I had to bust my ass to get the opportunities afforded to her and the Dollhouse. Speaking of which, Roxy brings up her historic 547-day reign with the Lethal Angel Championship. It’s ironic considering when that match at Sin City ‘19 was booked, I was the one in the meeting who suggested that you should get a shot at Kayla Winters’ Championship. In fact, people don’t know this, but I bought half of Ava's interest in LAW and I’ve been a co-owner of LAW since the beginning of Roxy’s reign. Yes bitch, I co-own both LAW and JET! Between Azumi running JET and the IJWF with me, and Aria running Odyssey and nurturing OWT, The Queens of Wrestling are the designers of the fucking future. Why? Because we love this business. We’re giving back to the thing that gave us the lives we now have. Despite how I feel about Roxy, I’m extremely proud of her Lethal Angels Championship run. QOW is still gonna beat her ass though, but she has the potential to surpass her mother and I can’t wait to see that happen. Maybe by then she’ll wake tf up and realize DiVa is just leeching off her legacy.

Crowd: OoOoOoOO

Stephanie Matsuda: I mean let’s be serious. Has DiVa done ANYTHING than win tag belts with Roxy and Jonetta!? She just...exists and repeats everything the other two say like a goddamn parrot. She wasn’t even good enough to get a LAW contract! So anyway I don’t give a shit what Barbie’s Basic Bitch Buddy has to say! 

(Stephanie twirls the mic in her hand.)

Stephanie Matsuda: The Dollhouse wants us to be grateful for their contribution to the business and while I commend their accomplishments, it’s just a shadow of the generation that came before. In fact, The Dollhouse is the last of a dying breed. The Diva//Diamond/Vixen/etc generation of women’s wrestlers! Hell, one of them is LITERALLY NAMED DIVA! Let me school ya’ll to some facts. The Dollhouse was made by the HiVe which consists of Claudia Michaels and friends to regain the stranglehold they once held over the industry that was lost. Hell, Roxy’s mother couldn’t even retain her position as an Architect over at Wrestleworld! Once I yanked the American Dream Championship off her waist, it was downhill for her, and around the same time, it was downhill for The Dollhouse as a whole. Now Roxy and Jonetta found the success of their singles careers. But, just like my girl April Song closed Roxy’s chapter over on LAW, it’s time I closed the Book of Jonetta on Odyssey. In the world the Queens of Wrestling want to create, the world we want to protect, their kind CANNOT EXIST. The women’s wrestling scene is so cool nowadays. It’s so diverse, so fun, so challenging! And if we let these Legally Blonde Wannabes have things their way, they will destroy everything me, Azumi, and Aria have spent YEARS building!  

(Stephanie stood silent for a moment as she looked down.)

Stephanie Matsuda: As much as I would like to take a break and let the next generation rock, as much as I would like to rest my body and spend time with my wife and loved ones, I can’t rest. I can’t retire until the past is just that. The fucking past.

(The crowd grows quiet as an uneasiness falls over the area.)

Stephanie Matsuda: Roxy...you have so much potential. And you were doing so great on your own. Hell, you even turned over a new leaf! You and I even conversed backstage from time to time. When we fought over the PWN World Championship you pushed me to my limit! Why sour your legacy with this bullshit!? Why regress and turn into another Claudia Michaels!? You were doing so well and now...ugh. I don’t even know. You talk about how you didn’t like us then or now, but given the time you and DiVa came back to attack me, I think I know what’s going on. You’re pissed off. You were on top of the world as the face of LAW and now you’re lost in the sauce on what to do next. At least Azumi didn’t lose her shit after dropping the OWA Women’s World Championship. What did she do? Took some time off, had a successful JET tag run, and now she’s sitting on cloud nine as the SSW Heritage Champion. That’s what Queens does. When we get knocked down, we get back up and win more! Look at Aria - every time the SSW World Championship was taken from her she got that shit right back earning her the nickname of God of SSW! She’s a goddamn Grand Slam Champion of OWA- THE ONLY ONE! And me? Well, I’m still holding one of three of the world championships I won last year, so go figure. Beating Jonetta will just solidify what real ones already know - real winners don’t take their anger out of each other. We use each other to get stronger. There’s no secret that Aria, Azumi, and myself have had our differences throughout the years. But at the end of the day those feuds were always held inside that squared circle and it made us into better fighters and better people. ‘Ria had every reason to refuse my offer for help but she came through because though my methods are extreme, she knows my heart is in the right place. And Azumi...she knows how important this match is for me. I’ve always gone on record saying that Odyssey is the evolution of an Empire. And while I’ve suffered for my sins, I’m determined in ensuring that Odyssey doesn’t suffer the same fate as its predecessor. 

(Stephanie remains silent for a few moments.)

Stephanie Matsuda: Jonetta talked about the various stables of OWA and the “OWA Elite”, and you know what’s funny? I’ve been critical of them in the past. Shit, Jonetta and I agree on some of the shit they’ve done. But, I’ve spoken with ‘Ria. I told Oasis to stop making offers to buy JET from Zumi and I. Warnings were given to them anytime they came close to being like their New Jersey counterparts, and you know what? For better or worse, OWA is getting better. It’s bringing in some of the most talented wrestlers and putting on some top venues. And despite some of the setbacks the company has endured, it’s becoming an institution. But that’s the thing about institutions, after a while they get consumed in their own bureaucracy. That’s the lessons we’re learning from those who came before. Jonetta wants to complain about how she’s dealing with a three-front assault from Odyssey, JET, and LAW, and play victim like we’re the ones at fault!? BITCH, did you realize what you’ve done a few months prior!? Not only were you involved in getting Niki Kahn - THE REIGNING WOMEN’S CHAMPION AT THAT TIME - fire, but then you and your cronies secured top level positions for yourselves. You really forced the rest of us to watch the Demo Corps Show for several months until April, Revy, and Llorona no longer served a purpose. Not only did you demonstrate why Viola Davis was such an ineffective general manager, but you used others like pawns to secure a title win for yourself, meanwhile causing Recvy to suffer a psychological breakdown. Nah bitch, fuck your sob story. It’s just someone like Jonetta to think of some Karen shit, huh!? 

(Stephanie chuckles.)

Stephanie Matsuda: You didn’t cross the line by fucking with me Jonetta - you crossed the line by fucking with the show ARIA BUILT! Even when she was active, she was still producing one of the best programs in women’s wrestling next to JET and LAW, and that Demo Corps shit set everything fucking back! So yeah it took me coming back full-time and reuniting with my girls to SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN. I don’t give a shit about The Dollhouse being tag champs before Aria and myself - especially when we held both the OWA and SSW tag scene at knifepoint at the same fucking time! And while Jonetta was a member of Odyssey to main event a PPV in a one-on-one match, she did it in the most disgraceful manner. Jonetta may talk about a good game but she only cares for herself and what others can do for her. Let me tell ya’ll something. In our Empire days, we were the top brand in the company during Aria and I's reign, which pissed off the powers that be. They wanted to control the narrative - just like The Dollhouse is attempting to do. But real recognize real and right now the three of them are looking kinda unfamiliar.

(Stephanie’s eyes narrow as she becomes more intense.)

Stephanie Matsuda: I never desired sisterhood from you, Jonetta. Nor do I give a shit if you even respect me. You lost my respect the moment you and your band of misfits got a grieving widow fired on live television. Fuck you. Fuck your beliefs. Fuck your prime minister, and fuck whoever considers you to be their friend because when I stomp you out in the home of Nelson Mandela you’re gonna learn real fast who your real friends are because all of those people who once praised you are going to walk away. You claim I’m not a star!? Bitch I’ve been changing the game back when you were on ice skates. You go on to talk about the people who were above me in the places I was in, but let me tell you something. Those names you’ve mentioned? I beat them before. While you were sitting on your ass checking out my intel, I’ve been solidifying my legacy. That’s the difference between us sweets. You rest on your laurels like an opportunist while I dive headfirst and GET. SHIT. DONE. You could never have the legacy I have because you’re so caught up on what you can get out of wrestling and not what you can give back. That’s why the Queens remain blessed, sweets. It doesn't matter how many times you cry and yell how I’m not gonna take that world title belt from you because there are five other people who have claimed the same thing in the eleven years I’ve been competing in, and even more for all of my other accolades. But yet, here I am. And it spells disaster for you because this time I didn’t come alone. You say I’m not the woman you are now, and you know what? You’re right. I’m the woman you WISH you could be. I’m the woman you'll be a few years from now, but even if I were to walk away from everything, you’ll never be me.

(Stephanie sighs before finishing her speech.)

Stephanie Matsuda: You’re ten steps behind me, sweets. Always have, always will be. The Dollhouse can never be the Queens of Wrestling, and if you want to know why...well you won’t have to wait much longer. You complain how I’m never here, well here I am and when I actually showed up it took the three of you just to defeat one of me. So...what do you think’s gonna happen when there’s two more of me? And the irony is one of them is a woman I never defeated and the other is one who retired me and ‘Ria from SSW at the same fucking time. You are indeed in the worst timeline, Dollhouse. And us? Heh, well it doesn’t get any better than this. As for the rest of you in this audience please come see the ass whooping of a lifetime as I get South Africa her reparations back. And everyone else? Please like promo when they get the video up...because it’s SUCH GOOD SHIT!

(Stephanie drops the mic and walks off as “Oh La La” starts playing again.)

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Jonetta Stone, Mav. and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!



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Christopher Sabertooth
Boiling Point Promo 2
Post August 20th 2021, 7:38 pm by Christopher Sabertooth
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“You are a MURDERER!”

Theo’s words echo in the mind of Christopher Sabertooth as he’s seen sitting by the bar counter at his house sipping on whiskey. Hana Nakajima is seen watching Kingdom on TV as Chris continues to sip his drink. As if he had planned this to be recorded, Chris is seen wearing a fine grey suit with a blue tie and white shirt underneath it. He plays around with the ice in his glass as Hana is watching Theodor give Chris a cold shoulder.

“Why did you let him get away with that?” 

Hana questioned as Chris breaks his train of thought and turns towards his girl. 

“What would attacking him bring me? People’s opinion about me isn’t too hot at the moment. As you can hear-- I have been called a murderer. Well, I don’t see any Police officer trying to arrest me if it is as black and white as people perceive it to be. They just can’t accept the fact that Havoc is no more. They can’t accept the difference between the two of us. Just because we shared the same body, does not mean that the mind inside of that body was the same. I do not agree with the things that Havoc did but the people will believe what they want to. I am a monster to them. It’s funny because if this happened to Jeff, they’d be on their knees trying to make sure he’s okay at every step of the way. OWA is allowing the crowd and their champions to harbor such hatred towards me like I was responsible for Moongoose and Kenny’s death. Are we forgetting about Nas who literally absorbed a part of the God-like being in Abholos? Nobody is on his ass apart from Aren Mstislav who has a personal vendetta against the man. I don’t see the people giving him shit about what Abholos did. Kenny Drake tried to KILL Tarah Nova because she wouldn’t join his cult. But they hailed him as a hero. You’re telling me Kenny Drake ain’t caught no bodies? THE most hardcore man to have step foot in OWA history. Just because he made a sacrifice, it doesn’t free him of his sins. But the crowd forgave him. And that was the SAME man. But they can’t get the idea of a demonic entity taking control of my body and making me do things that I would never IMAGINE doing. The only thing I agree with Havoc over is that Jeff is the man responsible for Kenny’s death. Oh, but he’s the hero champion that vanquished Havoc at Final Destination. What a piece of shit!” 

Chris chugs down his drink and pours himself another glass as Hana approaches him and grabs a seat beside him.

“Don’t pay attention to what the people have to say. They are the most fickle-minded people on this planet, easily swayed by one good deed. You could be a mass murderer but save a drowning child and be cheered for your actions. I know better than anybody else what you were going through. It hurt me to see you suffer-- To not have control over your body as Havoc reigned supreme on Kingdom. It was YOUR dream to be at the top of the world and it sucks that you couldn’t even experience it yourself. I fell in love with YOU, Chris. And what I saw a couple of months ago, was not you. I cried myself to sleep, hopelessly waiting for the day that you’d come back. I wanted to tell you how much I cared but Havoc didn’t listen. I am not going to justify what he did but he was as misunderstood as you are right now. While his actions were heinous, his intentions weren’t bad. If the people had listened to him earlier, maybe all those lives could have been saved. Frontline pushed for war so Jeff and Theo are equally responsible for it. It takes two to tango, so how can one party bear the blame for what transpired.” 

Hana reasons with Chris who agrees with every word she had to say. He offers to pour her a glass but she refuses. 

“The thing is, I don’t blame Theo for holding it against me. He’s young and easily influenced. He’s so dense in the head that he doesn’t realize that Banch never had his best interest in mind. While Jeff takes every opportunity to drive it home that I am evil. That I am a monster. If I get told that daily, I’ll start to believe too. Heck, he believes Kenny Drake was a good man. If Havoc was to sacrifice himself to save the lives of his followers, would he be hailed as a hero? Then why is young Theo calling a mad man like Kenny Drake a good man? I am sure he was a great father to his kids and a great husband. He would have done anything for the Wolvesden and in the end, he ended up paying the price for it. They are painting me to be this mastermind of sorts while the only person manipulating here is Jeff. He made Kenny believe that it was THEIR battle and not his. Let’s not forget, Jeff was the one who started it all. He influenced numbnuts like Theo to follow his every word when the only man who benefitted from the war was HIM! His supposed friend died for him. Frontline is a broken mess with more than one of their former members going absolutely insane. Look at the Ashes side -- They had no casualties. None of my men that I cared about paid the price for Havoc. Havoc would not let them sacrifice themself for him and him alone. They were all ready to die for the Ashes but at the end of it all, Abholos still exists somewhere. Maverick has blossomed into a fine wrestler. Jacob Knight is probably enjoying his life elsewhere. Havoc took the brunt of the fall and THAT is what a leader is supposed to be. There’s a reason why the Captain goes down with the ship and Jeff was no captain. He wanted the spoils for himself. He wanted to be at the top of the wrestling world no matter WHO he lost. He would sacrifice young Theo if it came down to it. But Theo is too dense to realize that. It is NOT a Frontline if Jeff is using his supposed comrades as a meat shield for himself. Even if Kenny decided to die-- Jeff could have stopped him. Heck, Jeff could have done the same thing BEFORE Kenny ever did. After all-- He’s the hero, isn’t he?” 

Chris wanted to slam the barstool but refrains from doing so. He looks at Hana and caresses her cheek as a smile appears on his face. 

“By the way, when did you become such a Havoc fan? I have heard some rumors about you seeing him lately. Is he frustrated to see me succeed without him? Wrestleworld Shogun Champion and soon to be OWA Outlaw Champion. He never thought I could do it on my own but I did. Don’t let him influence you too much though. But I know you’re not as weak as I was back then. You won’t let him take over you despite the challenge that you’re facing. Banshee may seem tough but I could beat her without the powers of Havoc. I know you will too. But I need to be careful because my opponents are treating me like they’d treat Havoc. They’re going to come guns blazing and I have to be ready for it. I can’t let Theodor get one over me as he did with Havoc. Once I beat him, I know it’ll frustrate Havoc even more. Theo got one over him but he couldn’t do the same with plain ol’ Sabertooth. He may have beaten a proven warrior like Bishop, but that doesn’t mean that he can get past me. I am a proven fighter too. I am a warrior. If they want to fear me as Havoc even now, then so be it. It’s their decision to make. But they’ll be dumbfounded when they find that I don’t have a mean bone left in my body. They’d be confused on how to deal with someone who can’t harbor hatred for them as they do. The whole world will notice a change in me, whether they like it or not. I am not trying to be Havoc. I am not trying to destroy this world. In fact, I am here to save it. I am here to spread words of positivity and wisdom that Fiora has imparted to me over the last couple of weeks. He sure has a vision for Kingdom and he’ll turn it into gold at Boiling Point. Let’s not forget that Fiora led the most successful stable in OWA history. People can take him and his words lightly if they want, but the VisionQuest is unlike anything they have ever seen. They have every reason to be terrified. I would be too if I were them. I fear Havoc, just like they do. But I overcame my fear and won my battle unlike them. Havoc still lives in their minds, rent-free. Havoc still gives Jeff a reason to exist. A constant reminder of everything he had sacrificed to get to the top. But he’s standing on murky lands and he’s going to take Theo down with him.” 

Chris chuckles as Hana cuddles up with him. He gives her a peck on the forehead before staring into her eyes.

“I believe in you, Hana. You’re going to win the Athena’s Cup. And I am bringing home a piece of gold myself. The Outlaw Championship will become a piece of an important puzzle. The Grand Slam Championship. While I have already held a different version of the very same belt as the 24/7 Champion, I will eliminate any doubt in everybody’s mind about this new Christopher Sabertooth. I am not a joke like I was before. I am blabbering on about changing the world because change starts with yourself. I working on making THIS the best version of myself. I was constantly in the search for answers but in the meantime, I forgot the question. I forgot why I had started wrestling in the first place. I am going to be the bigger man of this equation. While my opponents can let bygones be bygones-- I am going to extend a hand of friendship. I am going to FORGIVE them for alienating me from the rest of the locker room for actions beyond my control. I will FORGIVE them for ostracizing me. Because I have moved way past it all. I am seeing the future and it looks bright for Christopher Sabertooth. I don’t need Havoc in my life to taste gold and with Fiora by my side, I can be confident about one thing. That I have got people who ACTUALLY care about me by my side. Fiora showed how much he cared about The Awakening. Although this new project of his may have started with me getting washed in blood, it was exactly that I needed to open my eyes to my peers around me. They can continue not caring about my existence but I will make them ACKNOWLEDGE me for who I am. They can hate me for what Havoc did but they will accept the fact that I am not him. Jeff might already be a lost cause but I know I can redeem Theo.”

He shows genuine care for his opponent and believes that he has his best interest in mind.

“I even put my hand out as a peace offering, but Theo has been brainwashed to believe what Jeff and Banch have been whispering into his ear. How could he not see the clear motive of Banch to use Theo’s success to elevate himself back to relevance? And that is to assume that he was relevant, to begin with. Theodor is a prodigy and even I cannot deny that. He was made to fight and he brings it every time he steps into the ring. But it irks me to know that Theo cannot see through obvious signs of malicious intent that Banch has towards him. He may not have gotten himself a position of power in OWA but he certainly used his newfound fame to get a job on Dominion. Do you think he would have gotten that without Theo? Forget about it! Theo’s judgment has been clouded to such a degree that even Udy Ryland could get that belt off him. Udy is supposedly a friend of Fiora’s but I do not care about him. He could get his ass beat to a pulp by Miltiades and I won’t walk out to save his pathetic ass. But even then, HE TOOK Theo’s belt. Do you think that would have happened if the people around you ACTUALLY cared about Theo? Udy may be a changed man but he’s still the laughing stock of the company. It doesn’t matter if Theo beat him the next show-- but the damage was already done. His credibility took a massive hit and I don’t think that will simply recover overnight. Jeff and Theo don’t even know what they’re getting into but they have proven to be dumb enough to take that challenge anyway. VisionQuest has been orchestrated to take those belts off them and there’s NOTHING they could do to change that. They have been blindsided by their hubris! Doesn’t Jeff remember that it took him the ENTIRE OWA including the members of the Ashes for Havoc to fall? And even then, he couldn’t get rid of him for good. Kenny Drake DIED for Jeff but he couldn’t even kill Havoc when it mattered the most. The one way of giving Niki Khan and the rest of the family a sense of justice. Frontline couldn’t even do that! How are they going to stop righteous men like myself and Fiora when all we think about is the betterment of this industry. I, in particular, want to help Theo because he can be saved. It’s not too late for him like it is with Jeff. You understand me, don’t you baby?”

Chris questioned Hana who eagerly listened to his every word. She was happy to see Chris be passionate about wrestling once again after months of suffering at the hands of the demon inside of him. In turn, Chris gave more confidence to Hana for not worrying about the crowd’s opinion any longer. Hana was her lady. She was confident and capable. While she had learned a lot from Arata, Chris had inadvertently become her second mentor apart from the bond they shared through their love. 

“I understand everything, baby. All you have ever dreamt about is wrestling and even though your dreams took a hit when Havoc took over, you still hold the industry to the same standard as you did before. You’d do anything for your passion and I am glad to see you happy again. I don’t know if I trust Fiora but I do wish to thank him for giving me my Chris back. The world can close its eyes and pretend to not see the goodness inside of you, but I know exactly who you are. I know that you’re not that evil demon that brought Kingdom to ruin. I know that you don’t hold it against the people for hating a man who is doing what he loves to do. You still somehow find it in your heart to forgive these HEARTLESS men. Jeff and Theo do not deserve your forgiveness. But you’re ready to do that despite everything that you had to go through. And a large majority of that stems from how Jeff treated his supposed friend in you even BEFORE Havoc came into the picture. Jeff is a self-centered, greedy bastard and he will get his comeuppance very soon. And Theo? Theo is a fool for blindly believing every word that is said to him and frankly, isn’t worth your time. But out of the kindness of your heart, you will help Theo get out of the gutter and make something of himself. There are certain life skills that he lacks, as a foreigner living in the land of opportunity-- You are ready to even consider him to be your student. It’s an honor for ANY wrestler to learn from the best to ever lace his boots. And you are certainly up in that conversation. If Theo was a smart man, he’d realize that a middle-aged has-been and an alcoholic deviant who derives pleasure through lust and all other inherent vices aren’t exactly the perfect role models to shape his career after. I know you will make him open his eyes.”

Chris puts his hand over Hana’s head and smiles.

“I don’t care if the world is standing against me as long as I have you. Fiora saved me and I am courteous enough to pay him back for everything that he did. Jeff would never do that. He would never lay down for the warriors that stood along with him just so they can achieve their dreams. No. He would crush it without batting an eye. For Theo’s sake, I hope that he’s not the reason why Jeff walks out of Boiling Point without the belt. Frankly, I don’t know what he would do. His obsession with violence goes beyond Havoc. He wants to KILL Fiora for being a man of religion. I won’t let that happen. Because REAL friends stand by the ones that care. Jeff wouldn’t know that. But Theo might learn a lesson. Acceptance is key, Theo. ACCEPT ME! ACKNOWLEDGE ME! SAY IT WITH ME-- Christopher Sabertooth is back. And he is the GREATEST wrestler to ever step foot in a squared circle. From an outlier to an Outlaw. That is the next step in my journey. Praise be to the Lord.”


AMEN

Michael Bishop, Mav. and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Noah Reigner
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 6:39 pm by Noah Reigner
“Delusions of grandeur. It’s something that people in this match are crippled by. The belief that they are better than they truly are, and that success awaits them in just a few days is clouding judgement and only setting them up for inevitable failure. Do you really think someone like Mark Michaels or Ryo is capable of winning this? They sure do. And the more they talk, the more they promise victory, the harder the fall will be. Neither man is suitable for the Omega Heavyweight Championship - that’s a cold, hard fact that they’re not prepared to accept. Eon Blue, while just steps above them, is basically in the same boat - unproven against the bigger dogs that have seen war, that have triumphed and became champions around the world. He has untapped potential, but that won’t be realized until he let’s go of this bullshit idealogy he follows.”

“You give men like this an inch, they take a mile. Give them the opportunity to gain valuable experience in a main event scenario - experience in the most grueling, toughest match they will ever be a part of - experience against the best of the best in this industry; and they spin it to them being so good they can win. They spin this opportunity to sit under the learning tree to maybe better themselves as an athlete, into them actually winning and becoming champion. It doesn’t work that way, not when you have men like myself, Darkane and Nobi in the match. Michaels, Ryo even Blue are all inferior to the other half of this match - the only thing is, they’re too dumb to realize it. But the toxic traits of believing that they’re better than they are, will be the thing that leads to their downfall.”

“Instead of knowing your place - you’re going to be harshly reminded of exactly where you belong.”

“Like Ryo, for example. Claiming to be the only ‘honest’ one going into this match. Honest, in what sense? That you believe you have a chance of winning? Let me be clear to you, Ryo - there is no chance of you winning. You can downplay the severity of the situation all you want, but you are not cut out for this. I’m not going to deny that you’ve paid your dues; we all have and that is why we’re all contracted by the same company. But there’s a stark difference between simply ‘paying your dues to get noticed - to get to the big dance’, and surpassing all of that middle ground shit and legitimately becoming one of the best in the world to do this. You, Ryo, are stuck in the middle ground. Paid your dues to get to the big show, but have yet to actually break through the barrier. This was a chance for you to rub shoulders with the best of the best, nothing more. Anything else you want to believe - like you winning and becoming the Omega Heavyweight Champion? That’s you believing that you’re better than you truly are. You can call me arrogant, but I’ve proven - more times than I can count - that I can hang with, and beat the best in this business. I’ve more than earned the right to call myself the best, I’ve more than earned my right to be in the same conversation with Hall of Famers - and mark my words, it’s only a matter of time before I join them in that hall. The only time you will be in the ‘hall’ is when you visit, paying respects to the legends that have come before you. You really sit there and call us out for ‘greed’? Why, because we all want to capture the very thing that you’re in this industry for? If you’re not driven to become the best in this industry, then I have to ask - what are you even doing here? It’s not greed, it’s the desire to be considered the best; which you clearly want - with as much as you’ve talked about winning - but when others express it, it’s greed. You speak of ‘truth’? The only truth that you need to come to grips with, is that you have no place here. You became a professional wrestler because you have raw talent, and determination? Welcome to the fucking club. That’s not truth, that’s you sharing the same character traits as the rest of us. The truth, young Ryo, is that despite having talent, despite having determination - you simply don’t have what it takes. You’re mad because we’ve treated you like an afterthought? No. We treated you as if you do not exist. I said it from the beginning, you’re only here to fill out the Thunderdome - nothing more. Your success rate is in the negatives, but you’re acting as if we’ve wronged you. I’ve only said facts, Ryo. I’m sure you’ll get some shots in on me, on Darkane and so forth - but shots and winning? Two different things.”

“Simply put, you don’t have the talent to hang with us. While you can shit on the ‘Elites’ or the ‘Alphas’ or whatever other moniker companies give to their roster members; know that those companies are global entities and I’ve built my name on the global stage. Entering the New Jersey based company, I was like you; the quote-unquote young, hungry lion who was starving for my chance. The only difference is; I was realistic. I knew my talent and I knew what I was capable of through years of grinding in warehouses or halls with only a handful of people. Fighting top names as they descended down the mountain and was doing ‘one offs’ to prepare myself for the inevitable climb I had to make. You think just because you have ‘raw talent’ and a ‘desire’ it automatically puts you in the same league with some of us? You have to work your way to this stage, and you haven’t quite made it here yet. You say that you’re going to be the one to tear us down from our ‘ivory towers’? Let me tell you something, Ryo; I’ve built my so-called ‘ivory tower’ from a mixture of concrete and the tears wept by those I've beaten after they make their egregious claims of victory beforehand. You will be no different than the Awakening leading up to Final Destination; all making claims to victory that they knew they would never achieve. That’s exactly what you’re doing every time you open your mouth and talk for the sake of talking. You’re hyping yourself up only for inevitable failure. It’s funny when you speak of having no delusions, because the future you created as Omega Heavyweight Champion is exactly that; a delusion. A reality that doesn’t, that won’t, and for as long as I’m still in the hunt - will never exist. I have no issue saying it, and I will stand by it every time I do say it - I am ten times the athlete that you are or ever will be. I’ve proven that countless times, and even you’ve admitted that. Your worry shouldn’t be outdoing any one of us, winning the championship or anything like that; to be blunt - your worry should be about surviving.”

“And while we speak of survival, let's shift focus to Mark Michaels. More Scarface references, doubling down on your stupidity is classic Mark Michaels. I won’t spend too long harping on that, but did you seriously try to say Tony Montana fought for honor and integrity? … That’s all that needs to be said in order to prove your stupidity. He was a possessive, hot tempered, and conniving piece of shit that got his just desserts at the end of the film. Compare me to the thugs who Tony blew away with his ‘little friend’, but you have the roles all wrong. You can be Tony Montana all you want, but you’ve never once been close to finishing me. You’ve never once been close to killing me; but me? Consider me Alejandro Sosa. The man who’s responsible for the fall of Tony Montana. The man that Tony Montana couldn’t avoid. Because it seems, as long as you and I are housed on the same brand - as long as we’re in the same company - we will be destined to do this dance. And Mark? I’m always going to be two steps ahead of you, and at any point where I think your ego has gotten too big for your own good? I can snap my fingers and take you out like that.”

“But that’s enough Film Study 101 right now. I find it funny when someone like you tells me to pay attention. You’ve gone this far in your career making egregious and false claims - need proof, just listen to literally everything you’ve said, but you call me out for saying Eon beat you? Truth is, Mark, I don’t care enough about you or him to care about your foolish little match that happened after I embarrassed the both of you at Final Destination. At that point I was too busy, you know, being a proper champion - something that neither of you were when you held the belts. I didn’t care enough to watch, or to even pay attention to the little rivalry you had because it mattered nothing to me. Truth is, I thought the second the match at Final Destination was over - it would be the last time I have to deal with either of you, after I made you both look like bitches for the months leading up to it. And to hear you say you’re ‘unimpressed’ with my victories leading to option C being used? That makes me laugh, honestly. I beat men that would have you eating your words within minutes of you stepping into the ring, but that doesn’t impress you I guess. That’s okay, I wasn’t aiming to impress you or anyone. That wasn’t my goal; my goal was to reach Option C. My goal was to legitimately make myself a contender for the Omega Heavyweight Championship. Your status as a contender isn’t solidified and I stand by what I said in regards to you, as well. You’re here to round out numbers. Probably the most clever thing you’ve done was compare this match to Russian Roulette, but even that would mean five win while one perishes. Still doesn’t quite fit. Regardless, on paper the chances might read One-and-Six odds of winning; but the reality of the situation for you it’s still one in a billion - simply because - you suck. You’ve never been the guy that you believe you are. I don’t know who’s filled you with hot air and gaslit you into believing that you’re better than you are, but it’s a cruel joke they’ve played on you. It’s not a twisted sense of reality, Mark, you won’t beat me - you won’t beat Darkane. You spend so much time throwing out your school-yard insults about me being a “whiney piss baby” or whatever it is you said, it proves that you don’t really get it. I wasn’t handed anything. I beat Teddy Mac, Lil Petey and Matt Miles to get here. That’s called earning. Beyond that, I earned the opportunity for the match at Final Destination when I beat Eon and Noah just months before that. Ever heard of the age-old rule, ‘beat a champion, become contender’? Yeah, it applies. It must make you sick to your stomach to see someone succeed off of the back of their victories without having to be ‘handed’ anything - so you have to twist reality to fit your narrative. A narrative that you have to force out, to try and convince others that I’m not the man I say I am, to try and cut me down as if I’m not the same motherfucker who showed up in Jersey, lit the company on fire - earned the briefcase - earned the title, then went to Japan and beat everyone in my way to earn that title. Just like I’ve earned my way to this opportunity in front of me.”

“It’s amusing that you say it was all ‘politicked’ so I could have softball victories; when you couldn’t be further from the truth. You hate to see me succeed, because you know as long as I’m successful there will never be a place for you at the top of anything. That’s why you don’t like me Mark, we all know that. Because I’m the man that you want to be. A world champion in just about every company I step into. A top tier athlete the world over. Touted as the Hottest Free Agent Signing for both OWA and SSW while you couldn’t get that notoriety if your life depended on it. I don’t need people like you to respect me, Mark - never have, never will. You will never matter enough to me. I have the respect of my peers, I have the respect of the men and women who matter in this business. Simply put; you do not matter. Not even this reinvigorated, new-lease-on-life Mark Michaels could make anyone actually give a shit about you - me included. All you’ve done was set yourself up for failure in this Thunderdome, and the continued shit you’ve talked has only caused that previous feeling of pity for you to be amplified. Just the thought of your ignorance causing you to believe that you’ll ever get one over on me, makes me sad for you. It’s not a twisted sense of reality, Mark - it’s truth and truth is, you’ll never beat me. Not in this lifetime, not in a million lifetimes. And like I said just moments ago to Ryo; you can call me arrogant all you want - but I have proven my worth. I have proven my talent and I have proven my abilities - all of that you’ve seen and experienced first hand. This time will be no different than any other time we’ve stepped into the ring. And with everything in place in the environment of this match, once I’m finished you’ll be begging for just ‘landed shots’ and ‘wounds’. You’ll be lucky if I don’t keep your worthless corpse against the electrified wall until your heart explodes.”

“Question my legitimacy - wins, losses, title reigns and stuff all you want. It’s a moot point when it comes from you, because you’ve been nothing but a fuckin’ joke your entire career.”

“You know all about the joke that is Mark Michaels, don’t you Eon? You’ve put distance between the two of you after Final Destination because you realized this; however you haven’t done anything to change your own career trajectory. Instead, you’ve doubled down and become an even bigger religious zealot despite the fact it’s a poor look for you. Faith has nothing to do with success in the ring. Faith is a lifeline that the pathetic use when they have nothing going for them, and it’s sad. You have talent, you’re just too stupid to realize it. Continue to put yourself in situations like this, and you will continuously get dummied by men better than you. It happened when you met myself and Baker. It happened when you, once again, met myself, Karlson and Nobi. And it will happen, for a third time, when you meet me in the Thunderdome. Your faith doesn’t dictate how this match will play out, and your faith sure as shit won’t help you when I’ve targeted you in a few days time. God, Jesus, Fiora - whoever the fuck - isn’t going to be in the Thunderdome with you. All you have is me, and four other men who are looking to do whatever it possibly takes in order to walk away as the champion. Are you prepared to meet the shepherd to whatever flock you belong to in a few days, because that’s one of two guarantees when it comes to you and this match. The second? It’s that you’re not walking away as the champion at the end of it all. So all of this bullshit electro-shock and other inhumane practices your doing isn’t going to do you any favors this weekend. I know you think it’s helping you prepare for whatever may be in store for you in this Thunderdome; but when you don’t have the talent to beat men like myself in the first place - all that you're doing to prepare is irrelevant. You’re mid, Eon. Nothing you do before this match will change that. As long as I’m around, as long as guys like Darkane and Nobi are around - you will forever just exist. One day you might break through the glass ceiling, but that day won’t be Boiling Point - and it won’t be while I’m still around.”

“You asked me a hypothetical Nobi; Would I shake your hand should you win the Omega Heavyweight Championship? Didn’t I already say that I respect you? The hypothetical shouldn’t even have crossed your lips, let alone your mind. Should you win, though, is another topic. I said respect ends when the bell sounds, everyone wants that championship as their own - you and I included. I’m going to do everything in my power to become the Champion, just as you should. Instead, though, you’re worried about trivial things like hand shaking and respect after the fact. You should be focused on what could very well be the most grueling match of your career, but instead you’re trying to convince me that you belong here. Nobi. I know what you are capable of, I know what you have done in your career; why do you think I gave you the third best percentage of winning? But knowing what you’ve done, knowing what you’re capable of, and knowing what I’m capable of - that’s why I know that this entire conversation is irrelevant. You’ve been the SSW Puroresu Champion, just like myself - just like Darkane, but that’s where the buck stops for you. I’ve proven myself on the main stage countless times, while you have the one strap to your name. Don’t spin this to disrespect. I know you’re going to battle with every last fibre of your being - but it’s not going to be enough. This isn’t the first time you’ve challenged for this championship, and you’ve let it slip through your fingers before. Boiling Point is going to be no different, my friend. I’m coming for the win, no matter the cost. By hook, or by crook - what I’ve said in the past and I’ve always meant it. So thank you for wanting me to win the championship - because that’s exactly what I plan on doing. And if it takes one, two, three, ten, twenty Kill Shot’s to you - to Darkane - to whoever, you can bet your ass that I will do exactly that.”

“As I have done - and promised to do - my entire career. But, it’s all built on broken promises - right, Darkane? You’re so full of shit that your pores extrude fecal matter. My career has been built off of making self-centered “badasses” like yourself, eat their words and my fuckin’ boot all at the same time. EAW? I dummied an entire list of who's-who in that company, and you’re right, we didn’t cross paths - but we didn’t have to for me to upstage you. The second I stepped foot into that company, you were pushed out of the headlines and into a team with some other fucking loser who was busy tending to his fucking bird, or getting stomped out by another chud who called you Darlene the entire go ‘round. What about SSW? I didn’t outshine you? You can say you and Aria “creamed” whoever you want, but the fact remains I became Puroresu Champion before you could even utter the words, and had victories over your little buddy Aria. Shit on my reign all you will, but I held the title for a lot longer than you did. I didn’t need to physically beat you one on one, or even in a situation like this, for me to outshine you. Which is why I made the challenge in the first place. I wanted that match; I wanted to look you dead in your eyes before I dragged your sorry, worthless carcass down to hell - like I did to Baker - with the only difference being, I would leave you there. I wanted to be able to say that I took you out, one on one, and stopped this reign of yours. Call it whining about an opportunity that I earned being gifted to others if you want; spin it to me being ‘afraid’, but nah that’s not it at all chief. What this is about, what it’s always been about even since back in Jersey when I was asked “who’s the person on the roster you want to fight the most” - it was you.”

“There’s an age-old idea; if you want to be respected, you go after the meanest - baddest motherfucker you could find. That would be you. Taking you out has always been on my bucket list and I finally saw my opportunity. Am I miffed about it being taken away? Sure. But I’ll make the most of this opportunity just as I always have. No need to worry about me adjusting or learning on the fly - I’ve done that more times than I can count. But that’s the thing about you, Darkane; you say shit just to say it. You take jabs at everything you can think of, make your snide remarks and throw in a few edgy hot takes and people eat it up because you sound like a badass, but in reality you don’t know what the fuck your talking about. Jab at me for saying I’m ten times the competitor as Nobi? Compare our resumes, you idiot. Even in OWA since my arrival, I’ve done better. Better showing in the Clash. I didn’t lose the Championship I won at Final Destination like he did. But this isn’t about me and Nobi, this is about you trying to throw shit at the wall to see if it sticks. Yeah, I called you a fucking coward for Civil War because instead of fighting me like a fucking man, you had to resort to cuffing me. Real fuckin’ badass of you, Darkane. You sure showed that you’re not afraid to step up to me. Bullshit. Just like all the bullshit you spew to try and twist things to appeal to your own narrative about me. My beginning in OWA was as abysmal as it was, because of you and your goons. Yeah - you’re right. I crashed head first when I landed here - because of you and the Dynasty jumping me at every turn to ‘establish dominance’. The Dynasty may have thought dominance was established, but they just showed the world how big their pussies were. But, let me ask you - what has happened since then? I’ve skyrocketed back up to where I belong, single handedly run through your entire list of buddies to get to this point. And now you tell me I won’t beat you for the title? Miles, Mac, Naheem and Senn all made the same promise and look where they ended up.”

“Motherfucker, this is my destiny and not even the ‘almighty’ Darkane will stop me.”

“This is my fucking time. I said it in my first Television Title defense that this was the Era of the Assault Rifle, and I wasn’t wrong. I ripped through the division with my eyes set on the top prize. At Boiling Point, the era doesn’t stop - it continues. At Boiling Point, I will become the Omega Heavyweight Champion …

“Or I will die trying.”

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Mav., Darkane and Rebecca Filth have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Elijah Hampton
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 6:38 pm by Elijah Hampton
(This is a huge week for The Hamp Champ. Defending HIS title on PPV for all to see, big-time stuff. So you would think he’s taking his preparation very seriously. From working out in the gym, to scouting his opponent. When no, he’s doing neither of those things. He’s sitting in his hotel room in a normal snazzy outfit. The camera pans around to Elijah, who is sitting in a massage chair with cucumber slices over his eyes and a water massage foot thingy. His title is resting on his lap. He is wearing all black, which includes a Ralph Lauren cashmere turtleneck. Elijah dramatically whips the cucumber slices from his eyes and onto the ground. He takes his feet out of the massager and jumps into his comfy slippers. Not drying them beforehand so you know Elijah means serious business.)

“Did you see that? Did you see the pure athleticism it took to spring from that seat and onto my feet? And that swift and fluid motion into my slippers? *Chef’s kiss* Sportscenter Top 10 play of the night for sure. Fuck I’m nimble. And fuck I’m dope. I do dope things on the reg. I live a dope life. I hold a dope championship. And I of course belong to a dope alliance in The Dynasty. Pretty dope. Meanwhile, my opponent? He’s just a dope. But I’ll carve him up in a bit though. Mhm, it can wait. Especially since most don’t care about this matchup, myself included because the skill gap between the two competitors is comical at this point. It’s stupid dumb. Therefore, in my humble opinion, and quite honestly, it’s a fact, that it’s a forgone conclusion that I’ll be retaining, since I called dibs. We know this. We knew this from the start actually. And Ram, gonna shorten his name ‘cause I can — I’m the champ and all, so I make the rules — confirmed that when he delivered that uninspiring half-ass — reply? Rebuttal? Response? Could you even classify that utter hogwash he subjected us to as any of those? I don’t think so. Let’s state the obvious for a second, shall we? People are more interested in me. Just me. People want to see me. But Ram over there drags it down. While my good friend, Matt Miles, has that Midas touch — having that ability to turn anything into gold, Ram has a similar superpower where everything he touches, goes to shhhhhhhhhit! Serving up that poo-poo platter every time he steps inside those ropes. Sigh, this match shouldn’t even be happening like I already stated a few days ago because he qualified for a Hybrid Championship opportunity, not a Prestige one. Hmmm, quite the predicament. Luckily for you, I’m a problem solver. And there’s only one way to solve this, so allow me! I feel like this match should just be called off. And instead, at Boiling Point, my music hits, I strut my way down the ramp for a bit, hold my title nice and high so you can all get your pictures, wave, and walk back through the curtain. Gracing you with my presence. Everybody wins. I mean, that would last just as long as this bout will. But anywho, speaking of things that captivate and pique the interest of the people, let’s talk about The Dynasty. The most talented, the most stacked, the most feared, and the most accomplished clique in all of OWA, is always on the tip of the tongues of the fans, our peers, the media, and the suits alike. We have the whole world talking. Just like we have the whole world in the palm of our hands. Meanwhile, Ram Ram? Tumbleweed. Back to me. Yay, you’re welcome. Sometimes, I feel like I don’t get a fair shake. Because of my reputation. My past. My controversial past. The decisions I’ve made. The relationships I’ve built. The relationships I ended with no heads up. Leading you to believe I’m irrational, that I make decisions in the spur of the moment. Because of this, you think I’m self-centered. You think I only care about what I want, what I need. And those around me take a backseat. But that isn’t true. That isn’t true at all. I just — I’ve always wanted more. I’ve never been one to be complacent. That’s what Shea’s problem was. He was okay being forced to team with me. And you know, I don’t blame him. Because he had it made. He had it easy. He had me as a tag team partner. He had me to do the heavy lifting. He had me to do the talking. Because even he knew I was more skilled and I was more marketable. He knew he would get exposure by just tagging along with me. Trying to bottle up my stardom. Trying to ride the wave that was my momentum. He knew he would get opportunities. As long as he had me. He was content. Meanwhile, I wanted more. I was capable of being more. I knew I was destined for bigger and better things. I knew I was just scratching the surface when it came to my untapped potential. So I bet on myself. And with a little help from The Blacklist, he got kicked to the curb. And he hasn’t shown his painted-up ugly mug since. Why? Simple. Because he no longer has me by his side. He can no longer get by on my talent and my name alone. He would have to dig and claw to obtain even the most minuscule amount of success. Something he isn’t willing to do. Something he isn’t capable of doing. He knows his best days are behind him. And without me, there is no path for him to succeed. As I said, I strive to be more. I know I’m just getting started. And I know I still have a lot to learn. More importantly, I’m willing to learn. I’m willing to take advice and truly use it. When someone is a seasoned vet and has done it all, I truly listen. It doesn’t go in one ear and out the other. I don’t scoff at them either, thinking I have it all figured out. I don’t. This is why I chose The Dynasty. Because they will make me better. Facing the likes of Ram doesn’t. But being around proven stars and household names such as Darkane, Jacob Senn, and Matt Miles — it makes me better. Being surrounded by excellence will make me excellent. It will do me a lot of good in the long run. And that’s why my loyalty should no longer be questioned. But I guess, sometimes, actions speak louder than words. Sure. I can agree with that. And that’s why—“

(Elijah takes off his one-of-a-kind turtleneck and actually tosses it on the floor. Complete and utter disrespect to his pricey clothing. He then reaches into his bag and slips on a brand new Dynasty shirt, that features all four members.)

“This shirt is priceless. Although go buy it on the OWA website for a reasonable price wtf. Don’t just stare, go. FUCK! This shirt — this shirt means more than any article of clothing in any of my seven walk-in closets — and that’s just my turtleneck closets. I wear this with my pride. I wear this with respect. It feels nice. It feels right. But what I wasn’t feeling was what you said, Ram. And the fact you have me talking on a Friday because you took your sweet time as you stalled for as long as you possibly could — makes my blood boil. Boiling Point. Dots connected. So like, as you can see, you were pretty selfish. I’m a busy man. I have things to see and people to do. My daily planner is usually seven pages long! But even with adding your tomfoolery to my day, I make it work. Because I’m something you’re not. Something you’ll never be in OWA and that is a champion. Meaning I will put my life on hold when it comes to this championship. In a meeting? That can wait. Signing autographs for orphans? That can wait. Rescuing cats out of trees? That can wait. Training, working out in the gym? When it comes to this title, that can wait. Besides, I don’t need to lift this week. I’ve done plenty of heavy lifting when it comes to advertising this match. Was gonna say feud. Or even rivalry, but this is neither of those things. We would have to be close in skill, we would have to trade wins, but no, you aren’t getting the better of me. Not now, not ever. Get fucked. Speaking of fucked, that’s what you are this week. Because with each day that passes, the anger grows inside. And I’m usually a chill person. A guy that goes with the flow. Never sweating over the small stuff. But it’s the realization that’s setting in, that’s really taking its toll on me. Realizing I’m facing you, of all people, for this historic defense. Having your name intertwined with mine, it kicks me down a peg. An impactful kick to the gut. Which I’ll give you credit for. You may be moronic. You may be hopeless. You may be a waste of space and you should really just consider walking into onto traffic because you’ll face far worse damage if you step between those ropes in the near future. But you have guts. Facing me, takes guts. Having the gall to even challenge me, takes guts. Speaking ill will towards me, attempting to besmirch my name and downplay what I’ve accomplished in a short period of time, takes guts. And it will be proven factual when those said guts spill all over the ring. Painting a beautiful picture. A masterpiece — like this, this Prestige Championship!” 

“Much like the greatest musician of our generation — DUA LIPA, I have New Rules. When it comes to me and this championship there are rules. Rules you broke. Rules you shattered! But I don’t fault you for being so reckless, so careless. You didn’t know. So I’ll let it slide and NOT ground you. But to my next challenger, if you fail to comply, guess what? YOU’RE DEAD! Gonna murder you irl, in that ring. But let’s go over the Prestige Rules. Number one, you can only talk when I say it’s okay. You have to get it approved ahead of time. And I see you didn’t put in a request using the official OWA Prestige Championship app. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I would say do better next time, but there won’t be a next time. This is your one shot. Your one opportunity. Something something, mom’s spaghetti, bitch. Was the bitch unnecessary? Good, ‘cause I find your whole existence unnecessary. Call it even. Rule number two, ask me how my day was? And be genuine when asking. I would say I’m pretty stressed with the whole brand move, getting to know my new friends, and becoming a first-time parent of an OWA title. Thanks for checking in, sigh — you’re such a piece of shit, Ram, there’s no way around it. Rule number three, ask me if you can get me anything? I’m parched, Ram. Get me some vitamin water. I’m hungry, Ram, my tum tum is growling. So get me some nom noms. Rule number four, thank me. Thank me for being me. Thank me for being your inspiration. C’mon, it’s obvious. Thank me for taking time out of my schedule to give you clout. You need it. Seeing as how you’ll probably be a permanent face on Atlantis soon enough. Olympus shouldn’t have much more to offer you since you offer nothing yourself. Also, thank me for creating the Prestige Championship. Your favorite title. Rule number five, when you lose, which you will, SPOILER ALERT OH NO, you have to look in the camera and say you were wrong this entire time. That I was better than you all along. Something everybody knew, except you ‘cause dumb. Getting the camera part might be hard for you though, seeing as how nobody will probably want to film you after you get straight up dad dicked on Boiling Point for all to see. NSFW.” 

“But speaking of the Prestige Championship. You seem iffy about it. Not really your style. Which is good news for me because you have no sense of style to begin with. Wearing a salmon-colored suit in fucking August? Brave, but also gross, you’re gonna make me vom. Hope your happy. Actually, I don’t. I hope you’re miserable. I hope your day sucks. I hope you get a pebble lodged in your shoe and you can’t shake it out. But yeah, you think this title is gross, don’t you? You think it’s a makeshift title. Or not a real title at all. It’s just all in my crazy imagination. What did you call it again? An ‘eyesore’ right? Pretty fuckin harsh, mate. Yeah I’m Australian now, get over it. But like you don’t see me complaining whenever that eyesore, Kimberly right? Shows her face on the screen. For someone who claims he’s so handsome, you’d think you would be able to reel in something better than a trout, ha! Hey I’m hungry, but my popcorn needs some butter. Mind if I borrow Kimberly’s face? Ha, get it? Butterface. ‘Cause ugly.”

“I don’t even know why you’re trying to tear me down. It’s kinda rude. OWA is loaded with talent. From established stars, to stars in the making such as myself. We have a huge crop of young talent. Guys like me, Noah Quinn, Eon, me, Arata, me, Jack Daito, me, Theodor, and me. They are all destined to make a name for themselves and carve their own legacy. Become mainstays. This doesn’t include you. Because for as much as you puff your chest out and speak, not with confidence, but with ignorance, you’d think you would have the resume to back it up. I’m talking OWA only. Not talking about previous companies that had a roster of five people. I don’t see what you see. Maybe hand me over those rose-tinted glasses, it might help. Because as far as I’m concerned, I struggle to see what you bring to the table besides being a shitty, watered-down version of Elijah Hampton. You’re the Elijah Hampton at home. You’re the Elijah Hampton with no VC and no badges. You’re plain. And you’re a pain. A pain because you refuse to live in reality. In reality, you’re nothing. Nothing more than a guy that’s clearly way in over his head. You’ve played it safe this week. With your basic bitch insults and your whole ‘you should fear me’ tiresome spiel. It’s obvious when you describe yourself, you don’t know who you are. And you don’t know where you are. And no, it’s not in the jungle, baby. Your role, you refuse to accept it. You aren’t the lead. You’re the tree. In the background, where you’re destined to be. Because you don’t deserve to have lines. You don’t know what you’re talking about — ever. Saying I’m irrelevant? Saying I only open shows? Bitch my first match on Olympus I main evebted against Finnegan Wakefield. Irrelevant though, right? So irrelevant that literally every group in OWA wants me on their side. From the Ashes to the Blacklist to the Dynasty. All clamoring to acquire moi. All because they see the talent I possess. They know the difference I can make. But yeah, irrelevant. So irrelevant that I could never return to Kingdom because Jeff and his boys want to put my head on a spike. If I’m irrelevant then what does that make you?! Still nothing. I hope you know that this match could get ugly. That it could become a brawl, a good ol’ fashioned fistfight. I’m telling you this because your fists are too occupied with grasping at those straws. I want to give you at least a fighter’s chance, you’re welcome. Sorry, but I just can’t get over how you’re just so painfully delusional. Allow me to debunk another theory of yours. People don’t avoid eye contact with you because they fear you. They don’t look you in the eye at all, not because they view you as a threat or as an ‘alpha’, but because they don’t recognize you. They assume you’re some crewmember or a friend of an actual competitor. Tell them your name and they’ll hit you with a blank stare. Tell them your life story of beating up these animals and they’ll daydream away. What an awful soliloquy that was by the way. What was the point? Was it time filler? It must have been. You struggled to dig up dirt on me so you had to wing it and make up some weird shit as you went. Makes sense when it’s you after all. Because you’re not some benchmark like you visualize yourself as. You’re just on the bench. Rotting away. Collecting a paycheck for doing absolutely nothing. Collecting dust. It’s to the point that catering should charge you for rent. But this week you’ll pay up regardless. I’m just glad you said it yourself, that, and I quote: “I don’t need to defeat you at Boiling Point. I don’t need ANOTHER title to my name.” Good, glad you agree. Because you aren’t going to do either. But the strategy, I dig it. Covering all the bases so when you do in fact lose after giving everything you had and succumb to the better man, you can try to save your ass by saying you heart wasn’t in it, that the Prestige Championship meant nothing to you anyway. It’s all loser talk. So thanks for wasting my time. I agree with Dewey — I expected nothing and I’m still let down.”

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Christopher Sabertooth, Mav. and Darkane have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Darkane
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 5:44 pm by Darkane
It’s not often I surprise myself.

Granted I’m not really one for surprises either. I like my shit planned and coordinated. I don’t usually do things on the fly outside of the OWA spectrum. I have a pretty standard routine, nothing overdone or out of the ordinary. I wake up in the morning, I skip brushing my teeth because half of them are gone anyway. Oh and forget showers, I don’t need to wash my balls with old spice body wash seven days a week. I’ve been too busy to settle down with here today, gone tomorrow one night stands. It is enjoyable once in a while to have someone to communicate with from time to time even if it’s small talk. Usually, when we get down to the nitty-gritty I’m barking out orders regardless. After I skip personal hygiene, I gotta have the morning cig to cloud up those lungs. I remember I had to get an x-ray after a show and the doctor said my lungs are blacker than the night and that I was going to die soon. Thanks for your hospitality Doc and the death sentence, be sure to pour one out for me once I’m making daises curl and turn brown under the fucking ground. Then I check to see if everything is still where I left it. Most importantly, the Omega Heavyweight Championship. The silver goddess never leaves my sight but what many of you may not know, is that I have a secluded room down in the basement, (not the type Fiora uses either). That’s where I sharpen my shovel and clean the blood off of it, drain it, let it dry and sharpen it some more. It’s tedious work but somebody’s gotta do it. Today, however, was different. Today while I was sharpening the shovel, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. On the outer rim of the head was a fucking embedded tooth. How this evaded me I’ll never know, but it caught me off guard. I know exactly who’s tooth it was too. Tobacco stained with a shade of yellow and a bit of decay. It was Graham Baker’s! I jumped up, slapped my knee, and sported a shit-eating grin. I must have really dug into his fucking maw when I was dumping him in the plot. It’s a miracle the thing managed to stay on after all this time. I’m gonna keep it as a souvenir. I’m gonna show it off.

I’m gonna keep it as a reminder.

To all of you.

That there’s always room for more heads on my mantle and even if you manage to surprise me.

You’re still fucked.

That includes the likes of that hot head Mark Michaels who is wetting his rubber piss sheets silly by the night because he knows what looms on the horizon. He doesn’t know how to handle it so he’ll lash out like a mangy feral cat arching its back in a corner. Isn’t it obvious by now? Look at the way he’s fumbling and bumbling over Noah Reigner. Look at his adverse reactions when he gets called out on the spot. You’d think somebody who likes to stir the pot would be able to eat whatever nonsensical tripe he dishes out but that’s not the case at all. The guy is an open wound, he wears his emotions on his sleeve and everybody is dumping salt on it. It’s so easy to push his buttons that knee-jerk reactions are commonplace and is his only recluse out of the predicaments he traps himself in. You’re your own worst enemy Mark but you’ll never understand it, you’ll never get a clue, you’ll always be that pesky rat in a cage, screeching at your peril to anybody who walks by. Motherfucker wants to gloat about The Awakening relishing in the limelight but forgets to mention he was the puckered balloon knot, riding shotgun while being dragged along by everyone else in the group. There was so much gratuitous ass-kissing to go around but not enough lipstick, so they left you at the bottom of the scrap heap to do their dirty work for months. Whatever ‘stranglehold’ The Awakening had on the roster is immediately vetoed considering Nathan Fiora’s reign is widely considered to be an all-time atrocity. I remember the lack of respect he commanded when he entered the locker room alongside his three fellators. We didn’t acknowledge him as anything but a fucking bleach blonde flushable wipe who needed others to hoist him up as opposed to the other way around. Remember Mark, your career was on a dead-end when you initially arrived, if it wasn’t for The Awakening you’d go back to polishing knobs in Jersey wearing a kick me sign and a fucking maid’s blouse. The only one who can really boast in The Awakening is Noah Quinn but now he’s been relegated to Atlantis for his efforts and his career is almost in the shitter. FD3 wasn’t a one-off, you could see the cracks in the wall formulate far before then. Nathan Fiora was constantly on the run, the rest of The Awakening didn’t know whether to shit or wind their wristwatch and I was hot on his trail ready to feast at FD3 which is exactly what I did. See I did something that you’re incapable of, I grabbed OWA by the shorties AND I TOOK the fucking jackpot all the way to the bank. All you could do was helplessly watch with your thumb up your ass Mark. That’s all Eon could do, that’s all Noah could do and ultimately that’s all Fiora could do. Now it’s time for me to reap the rewards through defenses. I won’t let some low-grade ankle humper errand boy turned into a wannabe cartel drug lord snorting lines off of piss-stained toilet seats while ‘Low Rider’ blares over the bathroom speakers in the heart of Miami, who even through his ‘shocking’ metamorphosis is still way in over his head, get one over on me. If you want to swim with the sharks you better have the chops to bite with first, making headway and capturing the Hybrid Championship doesn’t exactly let you off the hook when that title was the equivalent of a flat tire on Route 66, so much so that they changed its name to erase the Mark Michaels stank off of it. I mean when you get a slam dunk victory over, oh, who was it? The biggest fucking curtain jerker since Jacob Nighttime in El Ironico leaves a lot to be desired. Gee Mark, you sure impressed me! Hiding behind the skirts of your Awakening breatharian the whole time and picking up room service victories over part-time jobbers. You know a championship is doomed when Mark Michaels is the inaugural host. At least Elijah Hampton brings some character and puts some shine on the Prestige Championship, you dragged the Hybrid Championship around like it was a dead animal. Like you were too important for it and thus the acclaim faltered and it became a forgotten relic. 

And so will you.

Except you’re not a relic, you’re just a washed-out broken condom with an Amazon forest of chest hair forming a mini fro on your fucking nipples that never had much jump to begin with so now you’re clinging to your laurels like it’s your lifeline. A championship shouldn’t define you, you should define the championship. We all want to get to the top but it takes work Mark, it’s a grind, but you rather play grab-ass and throw bait in the water than push yourself to your limits. Dusting off the OWA archives and using pick-and-choose methods to get the skinny on me is such a low-grade and downright passee tactic. Everybody wants to scrutinize my loss to The Derelict without looking at the bigger picture. I never made excuses. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, but if you take off your microscope you’ll see that’s one small pitfall in a vast track record of fucking dominance. I don’t give a rat’s ass if you beat The Derelict or if you lost to The Derelict. His name is in the trash heap aka your mother’s roast beef cooch where it belongs. If cutting that beanstalk down to size is your one-hit-wonder, then I want a fucking refund. The man is a bonafide quitter and yeah I took the L that night, but that just turned on the fucking jets. That paved the way to the era of The GraveWorm. I haven’t looked in the rearview since but that’s vintage Mark Michaels for you, he’ll pull shit out of a hat just for an I told you so moment. Nobi is the same way and so is Reigner. Failing to realize that I can pinpoint so many embarrassing losses in your career to the point of lunacy, so if that’s the route you wanna go down just remember you’re the poster boy for eating career-crushing L’s like those water buffalo at Golden Corral shoving the whole buffet down their fucking gullets. Any snide, disparaging criticisms of others can and will be used against you like when I barbeque your ass until there’s nothing left but the obnoxious smoldering gobs of gel in your hair. 

Nobi might be the unequivocal king of building somebody up and then adding a “but” at the end just so he can soften the blow. I’ve seen it time and time again, it’s almost like clockwork. I’m not a fan of passive-aggressive pussy footers like you are. It’s not that hard to pick a side and stick to it but Nobi has to pay his respects in one breath and then in the next he’ll belittle you with little jabs that aren’t enough to penetrate paper. He’s kinda like a horsefly buzzing around a cow’s ass, one tail swipe is enough to send him on his way. Part of me thinks that Nobi is an evil genius and a mastermind who has this grand blueprint on how to take down his adversaries with dubious backhanded compliments. I wonder when Nobi will pull his head out of his ass and realize that his one-step forward one-step back method will only take him so far. I mean I can do it too, if you want! Nobi, you’re a proud, valiant warrior and I don’t mean to be rude but you’ve choked away your world title opportunities. That’s okay though. You still have my respect (h) and congratulations Nobi on your Suicide Squad role as Peacemaker. That’s really awesome! But I’m sorry, you’re becoming a bit of a sellout. Do movies mean more to you than wrestling? Sorry that was mean of me, but I am concerned that you don’t have your priorities straight. Maybe that’s a bit harsh but I had to say it.

See how that sounds? Fucking dunce. 

It’s a wonder nobody has called you out on it before but that’s not just a pattern Nobi, it’s a problem, and do you know what I do with problems? I eliminate them for good. I have five other pesticides to eliminate and it’s not going to be easy as you say but I’m a one man fucking army. Get that through your thick skull. I’m a goddamn merciless machine and if you think you can rise up to meet me head on, that’s your death wish, not mine. This is indeed my playground, I have so many tools at my disposal and if crushing your bucket head isn’t a big enough incentive then crushing your spirit will be. That’s what makes Nobi, Nobi. His strength and determination, it’s unparalleled but everyone, even fiends like me have a ceiling and my ceiling is a lot higher than yours. I don’t think you’re card filler, but I don’t think you’re head and shoulders above the rest either. There’s a middle ground that’s your home, that’s always been your safe haven and while you may have captured the SSW Puroresu World Championship, OWA is a different breed entirely. I’ve fought with and against some of the baddest motherfuckers alive both in and out of the ring. It’s prepared me for defenses like these. It’s hardened me, it’s empowered me to the point where I’ve never been better. And Nobi, if your dreams do come to fruition, it will still pale in comparison to what I’ve fucking done in less than a year’s span. The heads I’ve made roll along the way are like added seasoning to a five star meal. I’m the darkest fucking force to ever plague this company bar none. Nate Cage can play with his fidget spinner, Graham Baker can take a seat, The Derelict can go sulk in a boxcar while I elevate the Omega Heavyweight Championship to heights beyond even Jacob Senn’s reign. And if slaughtering a hero makes me a villain just tell me where to sign on the dotted line with your flesh. It’s about time you start to get that memo, endearing compliments will only get you so far. I’m not a genius Nobi, I’m an evil genius, there’s a stark contrast between the two. I’m not a genius in regards to intelligence, I’m a genius at carrying out evil endeavors. I’m a genius at dishing out swift and unmerciful punishment. I’m a genus of devising evil schematics to not only abuse people physically but emotionally. I won’t shy away from the fact that I’m a master at mind games. I’ve torn through people’s wretched fucking psyches by beratement alone. I’ve made innocent souls want to maim themselves; I’ve made them want to kill themselves. I make shitcunts like Nobi second guess themselves and I push them one step closer to pulling the fucking trigger. And after the Thunderdome concludes, after my masterpiece of obliteration is complete, that is exactly what you are going to do Nobi. You’re gonna sit yourself down, you’re gonna load the bullets into the chamber one at a time in no particular rush, you’re going to point that juicy revolver right against your temple and you’re going to disappear all because of my doing. That’s your reality Nobi, that’s everyone’s reality.

I’m not here to play games.

When somebody wants to take a swipe at my title they better have a plan b and a plan c. Everyone in this match should know full well that you’re risking your livelihood when you step into the Thunderdome with me. I’m not overexaggerating, this is the real shit. We don’t have the time to go back now, there’s no escaping what’s to come and I know I’m gonna bleed like a stuffed pig. I’ve accepted that as the purest form of gospel there is. I’m a savvy vet when it comes to copious amounts of blood loss. I know my way around the block when it comes to putting body parts back together that are in places they shouldn’t be. That’s what makes me shine as the Omega Heavyweight Champion. That is what defines me, understand? Do you think little hopping crickets like Ryo would know what to do with the Omega Heavyweight Championship? He’d be past the point of no return, he’d be walking on eggshells knowing that there are constant crosshairs on his fucking head. That’s why nobody believes in the concept of Ryo Sakazuki. He’s not cut out to be a champion of any kind. Everybody knows he’s bottom-of-the-barrel cannon fodder at best. When he’s on TV across America the ratings immediately fucking plummet. He generates go away heat, unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. He doesn’t warrant interminable success. Nothing about him screams the face of the company. He’ll try to tell you differently, he’ll play the root-for-me card to generate some semblance of momentum. He’ll plant the seed in your head that he’ll come out of nowhere and steal a victory which I guess there’s a remote possibility but Ryo if I’m gonna be a champion, I gotta have eyes in the back of my head. I can’t have ‘wildcards’ like you scrambling around like a chicken with its head cut off. The ones who lurk, the ones who wait in the brush for their moment are the same ones I wear as a god damn skin suit to keep my balls warm at night. I don’t care how opportunistic you think you are, I’ll snatch your fucking lungs out as soon as you think you’re in the clear, you ain’t gonna play hide and seek with me. I’ll find you every time and while you may beg for mercy, while you’ll show me your wallet and any little Sakazaki’s you may have, it’ll fall on deaf ears when I stuff your gaping skull on a spike. Nobody will remember the name Ryo Sakazaki after Boiling Point, except the wily old vultures who will pluck at your eyeballs and toss your optic nerve like spaghetti noodles into the air when you’re left and buried in a forsaken South African sand dune.

There ain’t no rest for the wicked.

Even Eon Blue knows this, that’s why I’m his final trial but let’s get one thing straight, if I’m thesubject of your trial and your ire, you’re about to run into a brick fucking wall. I don’t march to the beat of Eon’s drum, Eon marches to the beat of mine and that goes for everyone in OWA. I’m gonna put you through a trial run of my own, one you’ll never forget. The Thunderdome isn’t a video game, Eon. It’s a god damn torture device and while you think you can run amok with the alpha dogs, remember who the real bitch is. Everybody has beaten your association with Fiora like a dead horse myself included, but it’s gotta be said, to hammer the point across. You should go into business for yourself, but I guess at this point it’s far too late. The opening shot has already been fired and it’s gonna go right through the back of your brain. Which is a luxury you most certainly deserve. I’m on the hunt and I specialize in annihilating peons who try and play god. There is no god motherfucker, there’s only Darkane.  

And you will kneel before thee.

I’m sure as hell not about to go into hibernation and when Noah Reigner can’t spearhead his way into the victor’s circle, when he can’t even the score for his fallen comrade, when all of his brash arrogance comes back to bite him in the ass and he lays in amongst the carnage, staring up at the lights as my shadow washes over his carcass like he’s debris on the seashore, he will be reduced to an OWA reject. He will go on the clearance shelf and accumulate dust forevermore. He’ll turn into a never was and people still want to hold him up on a grand pedestal. They hold out hope that Noah Reigner can end Darkane’s reign of tyranny. It’s all they got. They invest their faith in someone who isn’t reliable. They embrace him because he is their last resort. It’s too bad Noah’s infatuated with the vivid bright lights to the point where it’s an obsession. He’s a vanity whore. He isn’t in this to win shit as long as his name is lit up in purple neon and people are buying his Piledriver merch. He’s lost sight of the one thing that makes every last mother fucker in this business tick. The Omega Heavyweight Championship. He wants to use jealousy as an invisible crutch against me but I’m not after infamy. I’m not obsessed with being the hottest free agent or the next big thing to hit OWA broadway. You can gather press, you can make all sorts of headlines, but you can’t out-work me. You can easily outwrestle me, most people can, but you can’t out work me. You can out run me, but you can’t out work me. Because my work rate is iconic enough as is and has become a legendary staple of the Darkane brand. What about Noah Reigner? What’s his staple? What is he known for? Sticking his tongue out? Bending the knee this week to Mark Michaels and subsequently taking it on the chin from Darkane? Nobody associates Noah with anything except for a gimmicky moniker that has the impact of a mouse fart and after Boiling Point they’ll start associating you as one big hype train that got derailed. Imagine that, the guy who supposedly sent shockwaves across the wrestling spectrum ate shit, all that propaganda meant fuck all when you stumbled out of the gate for months on end. How are we supposed to believe that one victory at FD3 abolishes the demons of your past? I dragged you through hell and back, I cost your boy a World Championship and then I buried him for it for good measure. And you know what the real kicker is? I demolished The Corsair’s kingpin, the head honcho, the man who said he was gonna thoroughly fuck me up at Game Over in the same fashion you’ve echoed. And If I can dump a metric shit ton of dirt on Graham Baker, the apex of the Corsairs, just think of what I’ll do to little number two. The tall glass of water with neon pink mud flaps on his fucking head, the pea shooter, the absolute, unequivocal letdown.

You don’t wanna know.

Because you’ve shown the inability to handle when truth slaps your gaping maw so you craft these scenarios out of your ass for damage control, so you don’t look like a fool. But the damage has already been done Noah. You’re fucking irreparable. It’s most evident when you chastised for example my FD3 victory and diminished it because you’re a jealous manchild that's full of sour grapes. To say no one cared, to say that only crickets followed my championship triumph when I have not one, not two, but three fucking defenses since isn’t just jealousy, it’s a pure obsession with Darkane. I want you to have an ax to grind. I want you seething, I want you to make bold proclamations and promise the world. Do it to your heart’s content because that’s exactly what I’m going to tear out of your fucking chest. That shriveled and cursed heart of yours; violated and left to die in a river of your tears. You’re an example to be made. You are my story to be told, my next chapter of my novel, and inevitably the bitter end where all the hope OWA had in you.

Is lost.

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Mav., Elijah Hampton and Noah Reigner have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Arata Asakura
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 5:36 pm by Arata Asakura
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Boiling Point #2: Partners in Crime.

20.08.21 Osaka, Japan

*Bishop still seemed to take lightly the warning that they gave him. At least he made such an impression, because as soon as he was out of sight of the camera, you could see in his eyes that something was wrong. It was hard to say what exactly happened to him. Maybe has he finally begun to realize how big of a trouble Arata might be? Or there was a thought in his head that not only himself, but also his family could be at risk? Only Michael knew the answer, but Arata saw this little change in behavior as a prelude to victory. However, he knew he could not rely solely on elements of Raijin's plan. He still had to prepare in the same way, he always did. He sat for hours in his dojo to make sure everything was okay. After all, wrestling was for him in the first place, while his deals with the Japanese god were just something he had up his sleeve. While Raijin could be intimidating, Arata was guided by his habit, preferring to take the weight of his battles on his own shoulders. He liked to be independent between the ropes.*

*Later that evening, he heard some noise near the doors of the dojo. At first, he thought that maybe Hana had paid him a visit, because the rest of the students had never been there so late. The man went out into the corridor to see what was going on and the first person he saw was his step-sister, and a man standing behind her. Arata was shocked to see a familiar face, but when the older Japanese man started walking towards him, the blonde man could not stand it. Airi almost screamed as Arata slapped the man in the face with his open hand. As the young Japanese man spoke, his raised tone of voice echoed through the dojo.*

"What do you want?!" Arata did not know how to behave in this situation. But he quickly looked at Airi "Why did you bring him here?! Are you stupid or what?! I didn't even want to see you, let alone him!"

*The older man spoke again and, in a calm tone of voice, addressed the first words to the woman.*

"Airi, go outside. Me and Arata will talk face to face."

"We have nothing to talk about."

*The girl went outside, and the man looked at the blonde one again.*

"I understand that you are angry, but I have good intentions. So is your sister. Please, let's talk like adults. We are very worried about what is happening to you. This whole wrestling has made you some kind of aggressor. Maybe you should..."

*Arata did not let him finish his sentence. He slammed his hand with an impact against the wooden door of one of the training rooms.*

"What should I? Let's start with the fact, that you shouldn't tell me what to do. You lost the right to it years ago. At this point, you're just a disgusting stranger to me. It is so cuteeee, that you finally reminded yourself that you have a son, huh? " Arata smirked sarcastically "Let's make one thing clear. It's not wrestling that destroys me. You've done it. You left me, my brother and our mother. Because of you we lived in poverty and people despised us. Because of you she was always exhausted by working almost 18 hours per days, cause she wanted us to make ends meet. Due to your selfish decision, I stopped seeing the meaning of my shitty life. Wrestling saved me. Eventually, I felt that I was a valuable man. So you should be grateful for me being on the place that I am. Otherwise, I would have been dead a long time ago. And that would be your fucking fault."

*Tears appeared in the eyes of the older man.*

"Arata, I'm so sorry. I know I did the wrong thing. I shouldn't have cut myself off from you. But I'm really worried. You've become so ruthless, aggressive. You used to be such a cheerful child. Me and your mother thought that..."

"Don't mention my mother!"

"I can't look at what's happening to you. When Airi showed me everything that happened in the last few months, I almost had a heart attack. Burning someone's house...Smashing bottles on someone's head...Waging all these brutal wars...I feel heartbroken seeing my son being like that. I am an adult and this is difficult for me. Maybe think about your kids.I don’t want you to regret that your children are seeing that side of you."

*Arata got probably even more furious, but he only gave his father a cold look.*

"Listen, motherfucker. You are the last person to give me parental advice. Everything I do will benefit my children. I fight for a better future for them, so they don't have to feel overlooked for all their lives like I did. I don't give a shit if you like it or not. Your opinion is not important. If you are disturbed by my attitude then just disappear from my life again. Do not turn on the TV to watch my matches. Cause I can promise you, that you don't want to be even in the same room with me, after what I am going to do. This is going to be a real bloodbath. If you choose to watch Boiling Point, you can be sure that you will see the dead and massacred body of Michael Bishop. His cut head will be my message to Jeff. Now fuck off. We ended the conversation."

"But, Arata..."

"Get out on your own, or I'll kick you out."

*The man headed towards the door, but gave him one more look. *

"Can I  see my grandchildren at least?"

"No. I told them that grandpa was dead. That is not even a lie. You have been dead to me for the last 19 years."

*After the door closed, Arata once again hit the wall with his hand.*

"What does this moron know about what's good for me? I've been okay through my whole life without his shitty advice and now I don't need it either. Everything I have in my life I owe to myself, so the only decisions I care about are the ones I make myself."

21.08.21 Osaka, Japan

*The young Japanese man did not have time for this little enthusiastic family reunion, so he tried not to think about it. After all, he had more important things to do right now, that he couldn't screw up. Even more, he could not allow the man who claimed to be his father to be the reason for it. Therefore, the blonde man decided to throw this conversation out of his memory. He wanted to pretend  that it never happened and concentrate on Boiling Point. Especially since he knew Bishop wouldn't let him get that victory in the easy way. On the other hand, he was also not afraid that something might go wrong if he kept a clear mind. After all, he had much more to offer than Michael, not only when it comes to Raijin's presence. Arata was just a better wrestler than this man could ever be. However, unlike Bishop, the Japanese man did not have to compensate for his shortcomings with a series of insults and threats. Threats that were pathetic empty words. At first, he even wanted to ignore all the bitching he had to listen to again and again. After all, who wants to constantly hear about someone calling you a shitty husband, father, wrestler and so on.? No one. However, he had a feeling that the response towards what had been said might be important to ruin Bishop's confidence. If Arata had remained silent, his opponent might have thought he had broken him. There was no point to risk such a disgrace.*

*The shot opens on the roof of Arata's dojo. At first glance, you can see that there is something wrong with the man, who is sitting there only in something that resembles black samurai pants. Half of his naked torso is covered in red lines, while the other half is blank like paper. Only one of the eyes of the Japanese man turned gold, blending nicely with the sun setting behind him. At the very beginning of the video, the man looks down somewhere, then finally brushes back the strands of his hair, revealing his face. It's hard to say that what you can see on it is him just being serious. His facial expression is ice cold. However, things start to clear up a bit, when the viewer can hear the low voice of Raijin. Or rather a sincere laugh.*

I love how, you, stupid people always think you can fool everyone. It seems to you, that just a few words spoken with confidence are enough and no one will notice what is really going on in your head. You are convinced that you are able to hide the fear and insecurity that is ingrained in your eyes and body language by saying some bullshit. Not realizing that everyone else knows that something is wrong. Everyone is aware that you are liars trying to deceive not only everyone around you, but most of all, yourself. You only do this to close yourself in a safety bubble made of your fragile ego. However, it only takes a moment for that bubble to burst and you will be put in a situation that will seem so frightening, that you will not be able to do anything to help yourself. Perhaps this vision of weakness scares you the most. Especially those who have always considered themselves tough, able to face the greatest adversities. While most of them are serial liars who always deceived everyone, not only when it comes to their well-being. This applies to everything that happens in their lives, and this goddamn gaijin is a perfect example of that. I just wonder how long he will keep looking for those pathetic and meaningless excuses. But do you really think people are stupid enough to believe that you are not scared of us at all? After all, we all see that, as soon as you disappear from the camera's vision, you are so overwhelmed that you do not know what to do. I know your ego won't allow you to admit it, but that doesn't put you in a better position anyway. Even if you believe that you should be approaching this match with overconfidence, you are simply a moron. You forget, that you are going to face a god, and if the vision of that doesn't make you intimidate, then you're basically commiting a suicide.

*Raijin stops speaking for a moment and starts listening to the voice in his head. After that, God decides to switch places and let Arata be involved in this statement.*

However, it's not the only time you got caught on a nasty lie, Bishop. What does it even mean that you could have gone after Havoc. but preferred the tertiary title instead? Do you even hear how ridiculous this sounds? Not to mention the fact, that itis  denying what you say a moment later. After all, you said yourself that you always aim for the highest stakes. I don't see it here, but I understand why you are like that. You only say all of this, because you want to protect your ego...because you want to prove so badly, that you are better than me, but you are not. But let's face it. The choice between World and Outlaw Title was not yours. The company made it. According to them, you just weren't good enough to be in the Main Event of Final Destination, Bishop. We all remember, when Oasis told you gently to fuck off when you asked for the shot at Havoc's belt. I guess, that's what hurts you the most, huh? The man you consider a traitor, terrorist, and weakling was still more important than you and actually took the spot that you were dreaming of. Of course, you'll say I made Scott Oasis do it, but you know what? It doesn't matter, because from the beginning I deserved to be in the world title picture. It was known for a long time, and I only confirmed it with my performance at Clash of the Titans. None of you clowns could even make it to Final 8, while I had victory at my fingertips. I may have failed then, but that was just a warning to Havoc. That was my statement that should be obvious. It was the sign, that I should be the person who will fight for the World Title. While you were doing some family friendly competition with Theo, which nobody cared about anyway. Most importantly, it was something you asked for yourself. So we could say, you lost to this kid on your own wish. This time it's exactly the same, with one important difference. This time your opponent is on a much higher level.

*When Arata added a few words from himself, the two changed places again.*

Your opponent is on a level unreachable by the normal human and you still don't want to understand it, ignorant. You keep trying to push this vision away from you, saying that Arata lost to this or that person. However, what you don't take into account is that we might not care about random matches on Kingdom. Matches that make no difference to us. If they have no meaning, then what is the point of wasting energy on something that is useless anyway? Perhaps, you are not especially ambitious and enjoy such irrelevant things, but we were created for greater purposes. We are here to change this industry and this whole corrupt world. This is not just a dream of ours, but the future that you are scared of, gaijin. It may sound to you like us just making up things, but this is your fault that you don't see the problem. Mostly, because you've never been put in our position. Nobody ever told you that you're not getting what you deserve, because you're japanese. However, as I said before, I don't expect you to understand. We have learned long ago that you will not change your point of view anyway, because the only thing you care about is punishing Arata. Why? Because he didn't want to be your friend anymore. Because he didn't want to be the sidekick of Jeff. Something that clearly suits you. You seem so saucy, but somehow you don't mind licking this guy's shoes. Let's be honest, if you would get the chance for his title, you would probably give him a favor, just like you did with this Romanian boy to not ruin this pseudo-brotherhood. You'd be afraid that if you beat America's favorite boy, everyone would hate you. Despite your past, we all know that at this point you can't handle the darkness. You are trying to escape from that as much as you can, and that is why you started this whole bullshit with being a savior. You will protect the Kingdom? You will destroy The Black Sun?

*Raijin laughs again, this time loudly. The ancient God seems to be really amused, that he can't concentrate on his speech.*

You are only a naive dreamer if you think it will be so simple. Even after we got stabbed in the heart in SSW, they didn't manage to get rid of us. You think you can do it, just with your fists? You are fucking delusional, gaijin. More than anyone else in this shitshow called Frontline.

*As Raijin gets quiet, Arata speaks once again.*

You have to learn where your place is, Bishop, and it certainly isn't in the Main Event. Maybe you feel like it is finally your time, because you won some belts in the last six months, but you don't realize that being world champion is not just one match. You have to be able to stay on top, otherwise you will become disappointed. Well, you showed really well that you can handle the responsibility in Wrestleworld. Not only did you win the Territorial Championship like a pussy bitch, you also couldn't even make it to the one defense. I will not allow you to humiliate the OWA World Championship in the same way. It is enough that Captain America stains that belt with a disgrace.

As you can see, we have one goal in common. We both want to save the Kingdom, but only one of us can do it. Only one understands the real problem in the industry and the other one desperately wants the label of a hero. I am the first case. Because, as I have said many times, I am fighting for a better future not only for myself, but also for people like me. While you are just thinking about yourself, Bishop. Honestly, it's starting to piss me off more and more. To such an extent, that I don't care anymore, if you leave this ring alive or dead. What you can be sure about is that, when the bell rings for the last time, my hand will be in the air.

That night at Boiling Point.

The Black Sun.

Will rise.

Over your dead body.

And your unfulfilled dreams of becoming the OWA World Champion.

VaeVictisBD, Michael Bishop, Christopher Sabertooth, Mav. and Darkane have spoken. It’s such good shit!

HellFighterINC
Nakita DuBov-"A god will be cut"
Post August 20th 2021, 5:08 pm by HellFighterINC
Nakita DuBov


Boiling Point Promo #2


Dorado Enterprises (Skylar Arceneaux, Nakita DuBov, Azurine Vebbins) vs Alyssa Grace, Devi Krysis, and NAMI


"A god will be cut"




Nakita DuBov:  "At last, Alyssa Grace finally graces us with her presence, she has come down from her ascended throne to address her multitudes and she is amused. She makes herself known to Skylar...only because she has to because she has sat at home with her Ascension of the Heavens briefcase knowing that all she had went through in order to get it could very well be lost. So this would be demi-god has come out from her hiding place, from sucking down grapes and sipping the sweetest of nectar to do something about it. Alyssa Grace is the systemic ongoing problem of everything that is wrong with the entire OWA empire that she takes and takes so much for herself and leaves so little for everyone else, but she will learn. They will learn, when Dorado Enterprises, led by the visionary Skylar Arceneaux takes everything that she holds dear, when we when this match and she claims the Ascension of the Heavens briefcase and puts it to proper use, and this is why Nakita follows Skylar. This is why Nakita fights with Skylar. This is why Nakita will kill for Skylar. If Skylar is the true glory that will rise from the ashes that is Boiling Point 4, then Nakita DuBov will be the power that she wields. Nakita will be the big flashing red button that is needing to be pressed, and she is all at Skylar Arceneaux's discretion and will. If Azurine Vebbins is the right hand of Skylar Arceneaux, then Nakita DuBov is the left hand. One may not know what the other is doing but both knows whom they serve and they serve Skylar Arceneaux. Unfortunately Nakita cannot speak for Azurine, Nakita can only speak for Nakita, and Nakita will serve Skylar. She will serve Dorado Enterprises with distinction and honor. Nakita will bloody, break, and kills for Skylar. Nakita will wipe that smug ass smirk from Alyssa Grace's arrogant face. Nakita will silence the laughter from not only Alyssa Grace, but to the entire OWA going forward. What Nakita does at Boiling Point will make every woman in the Odyssey locker room, as well as every single person watching in that arena and all over the world, watch in stunned silence and they they collective utter in one single unified voice HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"


"Skylar Arceneaux finally saw in Nakita DuBov what all of you should had been seeing all this time and failed to. Nakita quit taking the table scraps that fell from the table of the so-called Alpha elites and Skylar saw what was really there and that is that Nakita DuBov is a god amongst the insects and once she saw that and respected the power that Nakita wielded, she knew that she had something special. Skylar makes for an adversary worthy of respect but more importantly she makes for an ally worthy of respect worth fighting for and worth killing for. So if Nakita DuBov wishes to be the weapon of mass destruction that will lay waste to every single Alpha in that match at Boiling Point, then that is what she will be. She will maim, bloody, and break for Skylar Arceneaux and Dorado Enterprises. Then whenever Skylar has that briefcase and cashes in to become the next World Women's champion, it will be Nakita that will safeguard and make sure that Skylar keeps that title around her. Skylar will ascend to level of existence where her shadow will cast upon the entire OWA and every single champion that came before her will pale in comparison. Her legacy will be the brightest of stars in this vast universe, and standing right next to her will be her weapon, her Problem Solver, her Cerberus, Nakita DuBov."


"Nakita has never set foot in the ring before with Alyssa Grace and after Boiling Point 4, she will never forget Nakita. Nakita will wipe that smile from right off of Alyssa's face. Alyssa's attitude is the ongoing systemic attitude of every one in the entire OWA that refuses to see and respect what Nakita has done and can really do in that ring. Nakita is a true workhorse gladiator that even at her age, can still go toe to toe in the ring with anyone in the ring that she is pitted against, and even if fortune doesn't always favor her by the end, she is still an opponent that has yet to be given her respect that she deserves, but still Nakita fights on. Nakita will walk in with a fully united and focused Dorado Enterprises, Skylar will push the button, and Nakita will be unleashed and lay utter waste and wipe that grin right off of Grace's face. At Boiling Point 4, the laughter stops. The only one who will be laughing and smiling will be Skylar Arceneaux who will be holding the Ascension of the Heavens briefcase high in the air and being proclaimed the winner, and then she will cash in and become the new OWA Women's World Champion, and with Nakita by her side, Skylar can't lose. They say that 'nothing in this business is guaranteed'. After Boiling Point 4, the greatest weapon that is Nakita DuBov will re-write that narrative and show that Skylar Arceneaux is assured tried and true. Alyssa Grace wants to tout her horn and claim that she is the future of the OWA, well Nakita is here to show her that Dorado Enterprises and Skylar Arceneaux is where the future goes to die. If Alyssa Grace is a god, then Nakita DuBov is the blade that will cut a god and make her bleed, and we all know what happens when a god bleeds. People cease to believe in her. Nakita is the blade, and Skylar is the wielder of the blade. She can't lose, and she won't lose. We are Dorado, we are unified, we are focused, we are committed to taking everything from you Alyssa and then some."


"Then, there is Devi Krysis, Lethal Angels, Lethal Ladies, who the fuck cares? She gets it wrong because she doesn't have to get it right. Her point is Devi, if Skylar wills it and decrees it, at her order, I can and will walk right into LAW, and takes that Lethal Sparks Championship right of of you, and no arena staff security could dare stop me. She knows it, and deep down you know it too, and that frightens you the most is that deep down Nakita Dubov could take the very thing that you hold dear and gives you any resemblance of relevance all away from you. Nakita may not have done very much in the OWA up to this point, but one thing that she can at least tout is that she can own your MMA turned professional wrestler ass any fucking day of the week.  Nakita knows who she so called pissed off. You know what they say, when you piss someone like yourself off that much, it means that they are so enraged that they come at you guns blazing and stupid and then that's when you finish them off. It's only human anyway, what do you do to a rabid animal? You put that rabid, untamed blood wolf right the fuck down, and that's what The Problem Solver does, she puts down problems. You are problem Devi Krysis, Alyssa Grace is a problem, NAMI is a problem. Nakita solves problems."


"Dorado Enterprises should really be the ones that are laughing and smiling is Alyssa Grace's new makeshift moniker, yeah she is talking about that pitiful and pathetic name give them any resemblance of solidarity that is POWER AND CONTROL. Now that is such a crock of shite. What is power and control? Nothing more than an illusion. It's a lie to help Alyssa to deny the inevitable fate awaiting for her at Boiling Point 4. She has already lost to us. She has lost this match, she will lose her Ascensions of the Heavens briefcase, and any chance at becoming the next OWA World Women's Champion. Power and Control is nothing more than a thinly masked veil that will be the first to be burned away the uncontrolled wildfire that is Dorado Enterprises and Skylar Arceneaux. Alyssa Grace has proven that she has all that bravado, but once when Nakita knocks her clean the fuck out, all that bravado goes right out the window. She thinks that it can shield her from anything like kevlar, but it cannot. It cannot protect her from us. Alyssa has lost. Alyssa is going to lose. The outcome of this match is not going to be pretty nor will it be for the faint of heart. So laugh it up, but it will be Dorado Enterprises that will he laughing last and laughing loudest in the end."


"In closing, allow this problem solving, ass kicking leviathan a little beatitude to offer up to you. Good luck Crimson Combatant, but come Boiling Point 4, Nakita DuBov crushes you, and Skylar Arceneaux will own you, and the Ascension of the Heavens Briefcase, kiss that little bitch good-bye."

Christopher Sabertooth, Jeff X, The Banshee and La Verduga have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Theodor Pavel
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 5:05 pm by Theodor Pavel
What was this about? Jeff X had his problems with the likes of Christopher Sabertooth in the past. Sure, the guy kickstarted one of the damndest wars in history through his tale of greed and obsession with ending those around him who he deemed to be unworthy. The Frontline needed to respond in kind by bringing their absolute best in order to finish off the Ashes of the Wake. It was a fitting end on paper, but tragedy made war exactly what the world can be blind to. There were casualties. One of which was very tragic. Kenny Drake was a good man. It didn’t have to happen, and it happened in order to put down the likes of someone of Sabertooth. Yet he still walked..


Life didn’t seem to be fair. It never is.






Călimani
Vatra Dornei, Bukovina, Romania
August 16, 2021.




It sure was beautiful. The world was in such chaos, but inside of this beautiful park, none of that seemed to matter. Everyone expected a war of words, or something to that level from Theodor Pavel. He finished his appearance on Kingdom, and proceeded to wrestle in an eight man tag in Anaheim. Something compelled him to get back on the plane and fly back out to Romania. He needed it for his own sanity, much less the sanity of his beloved wife. She was having issues digesting all the problems that was going on overseas, they needed to leave for a bit. Mr. Morgan made sure everything was going to be okay. 


“This is a place of fairy tales. I was four years old when my family brought me here for the first time.”


The lush forest, the distant volcanic mountain watching over them, the wildlife that encompassed everything this park had to offer. 


“Every time something would take place that created misery for me, I would always think back to these grounds. I would always look in blind faith to the world I remember as beautiful. I don’t understand so much about professional wrestling. When I was plucked from Bucharest and moved to Beverly Hills with Mr. Morgan, I thought opportunity was nothing more than dollars and fame. I loved the simple life, but I really wanted to be someone for myself. Selfish.”


Emerging on the path was Theodor Pavel. The three-time and reigning Outlaw Champion. His charcoal grey suit jacket waved from the brief gust of wind while he walked calmly near the forest.


“My mother told me to always remember where I had come from. Never change, she said. As soon as I landed in the United States, I did that. I was a hypocrite, one would say. My new family were good to me, supportive. People back home would say ‘Mr. Morgan is using you, he will steer you in the wrong direction as soon as he was tired of you. He will do you wrong’. They were actually wrong, not him. I have been given so much. A better life, a supportive wife who I will stand with until I no longer exist. Puppy. Baby. I have a lot to go for, it feels like. I’ve been through two wars, and each time I go through them, I learn nothing changes. I said to Jeff, Bishop, and Damon that I was with them. I was Frontline alongside them. The Vanguard of OWA was always ready to bring the fight where the fight needed to be. What happened? We fought every time to the best of our abilities, and we never surrendered. Why surrender now?”


Upon reaching a bench, Theodor decided to take a seat. He peered back into the forest, seeing a lynx roam around. Like the size of a dog, the lynx was looking for its prey.


“Opportunity was why I came to America, loyalty is why I stay. I cannot pretend that going forward that my professional wrestling career will take off. I keep hearing what everyone says. It Is hard to understand at times, but I feel they have meant well when it is spoken. ‘Theodor has such potential. Theodor is going to be a huge star. Theodor is already more battle tested at 19 years old than most men will see in a lifetime. Theodor is special.’ They say it, but it always comes back to ‘Theodor doesn’t have the experience to be great right now’. Even with their kind words, it always comes back to that. It is not Theodor’s time. To that, I ask anyone who is listening. If not now, when? When is this going to become real? When is Theodor going to hand off the Outlaw Championship? When is Theodor going to meet the likes of his biggest rivals and put them down for the count? When will the others get the View of the Lights? When.. When is Theodor going to be the OWA World Heavyweight Champion?”


Just saying that had brought Theodor’s thoughts and emotions out. He didn’t beg, he didn’t scream. He growled those words at the end. It wasn’t so much anger, in fact, none of it was. Confusion rang through his brain while he uttered every single word. When was it going to be time? He wondered what it would take. He was facing Champions and Legends on such a consistent basis that eventually, he began to feel like the odd man out. The Outlaw Championship was nice. Was, that was the key word. He was no safer with that Championship than he was during the war. There was always risk, always someone not far away who wanted to put the knife into his heart. They wanted the gold, they wanted a belt to collect. A lot of them around those parts. 


“I understand now. I’m a selfish man. Not that I want to be, but in order to keep what I have and continue moving forward, this belt is stuck to me. I could look behind me and see someone who is ready to hit me in order to win the Outlaw Championship. Maybe I’ll lose it in mere moments. Maybe I’ll never lose it. There was always a threat.”


Maybe it was paranoia, but Theodor couldn’t help himself but to look behind him. He noticed a squirrel not even ten metres away.


“I’m onto you.”


A slight chuckle escaped his lungs while he turned away from the squirrel. 


“All of this, all the pressure put on me, and I couldn’t come here with Misaki. I wanted to, so badly I wanted to. I needed time though to reflect. I needed my peace for the moment because I never want her to see me angry or even upset. She deserves so much better than that feeling. To say it nicely, I’d rather put myself through misery on my own than to ever include her with it. All happy times, all relaxation. She loves my family, and they love her too. She’s right with them, at the moment. Me, I’m away from everyone and everything that I’ve put so much time and effort into pleasing. I’m away from everyone I love. I’m away from Misaki, my family, The Frontline, the Iron Hearts. From all of it. I need to get this off my chest.”


He pressed his elbows down onto his legs, covering his face for a brief moment. He took in a few breaths, eventually pushing his head back up as he continued.


“Christopher Sabertooth. Why is it always you? Ever since I have come here, you have been noted as one of the best wrestlers in the entire world, not just the company. Everywhere you go, opportunity and championships fall at your feet. Why are you continuing to target me? Don’t lie to yourself, actually think about what you have done, and what you are doing right now. It is almost like you are hanging onto me to try and topple me. To take everything from me. We’ve been down this road for so long, I don’t remember a time in pro wrestling where I haven’t been intertwined with a demon like you. I try to find the good in everyone, but you found a way to ruin that for yourself. You are the one who came at me when I defended Arata Asakura during an attack from the Ashes of the Wake. I wasn’t Frontline until you made me so angry with your tactics that I walked right to Jeff X, and I told him that I wanted in. The cheap attacks on people I care about, the bitterness in your heart because you lost as the OWA World Champion to a rookie. How dare a child walk in and defeat Havoc? How dare someone actually be good enough to step into the ring with the unstoppable demon and pin him in front of the world?


It didn’t end there. You went to war with the Frontline and you lost. There has to be a winner and loser in a war, you were on the wrong end. The night we dedicated our efforts and loyalty to Kenny Drake as one hell of a good man, you and I had another moment, didn’t we? All the stars were aligning, Theodor Pavel goes for the OWA World Championship against Havoc. Theodor’s big moment and a chance to put the nail in the coffin of a terrible person like you. It didn’t happen. No, it wasn’t enough. I would be a liar if I said that I have moved on from that loss. I wouldn’t be realistic if I said that it meant nothing and I was happy to be the guy who lost to a bastard. You’re thinking about it right now, it doesn't mean ‘nothing’. To me, it meant everything. I STILL carry that feeling in my heart every single time I walk into an arena. I carry that feeling every time I look at that title sitting on Jeff’s table in the locker room. I even carry that feeling every time I see you wander the halls, and wonder to this day why I haven’t kicked you in the head every chance I could. I can take defeat, trust me, I’ve lost plenty. I cannot take a defeat from you though. You don’t deserve this rage I have for you. It’s a free gift that you receive every time you see me. Even when you don’t.”


He pressed his back against the bench,watching the world around him. He was ready to cool himself down, but something stopped him.


“No, I’m finished yet. I’ll get to the other two soon. Christopher, what is this? I’m still trying to find out why you are acting like this. Is it because when I first got here, I had lunch with your girlfriend? Why is this continuing? I thought she was a good wrestler and had so much energy, I thought it’d be fun to meet her and have a lovely chat. Obviously, judging by where we are. We both got what we wanted. Eventually you’ll be in the same position as me, with a family coming with a wife who loves you. Accept that, accept the fact that I wasn’t diving for opportunity to sleep with your girlfriend. Not a chance. I knew no english and I enjoyed her work. Now I see your influence on her. Glad it’s getting her success, but you killed her soul for sure. You do that to a lot of people, it seems. Any other of my friends you want to steal the soul of? Look at what happened to Arata Asakura and Ryo Sakazaki after they had to deal with you. They haven’t been the same. This is what you have done to people, and now you roam around, begging to be friends with others so you can use them too. You should be ashamed of yourself, but I know you aren’t. If anything, you feel you have already won. I’m not saying this as wrestler to wrestler, I’m saying this man to man. You need to fix yourself, and do it for the right reasons. At Boiling Point, I hope you can accept the things you cannot change, and fix the shit you can. For your sake, I hope you do.”


He turned away briefly to look at the squirrel who threatened his OWA Outlaw Championship reign. There were now two squirrels, scrambling up a tree together. He shook his head, and turned away from them again. What if the next time he turned, there were twelve of them?


“When all was lost, I get to meet Nathan Fiora. You and I have never truly crossed paths. Good. Not like I wanted to anyways. Unfortunately for us, we will meet this weekend. Unfortunately for me, I have to try and figure out what it is you are. Unfortunately for you, there’s a good chance that your night will end early, as I will send you to bed without any supper. This is why I don’t let my father text me ideas on what to say to people any longer. Seriously, the man texted me saying that I didn’t put auto-pay on my electric bill in Anaheim, and said he was sending me to bed without supper. I laughed it off. Like you, big star, those words didn’t resonate in the greatest light. I always hear from Mr. Morgan about how much talking you do. To hear Mr. Morgan say that about someone, that was Mr. Pot talking to Mr. Kettle, but still funny. You’re asking a lot of yourself by entering the ring with Jeff and I at Boiling Point. You ask too much. You believe that taking a horrible person and aligning with them is going to be enough to put an end to us. You are stuck in fantasy land. I know nothing about you aside from the idea that you want to take our championships. You want it to be yourself for nothing more than a toy. For power, you may say. The brutal truth about me, I don’t really care who I fight. I don’t care if it’s you or a squirrel or Udy or whoever. You’ll get kicked. If a kick won’t get it done, I’ll do two. If that won’t end it for you, I can do so much more.


You preach so much, from what I hear. A bad religious man, oh no. I have never seen this before. Have you ever seen the movie ‘The Hunchback of Notre Dame’? I have, actually I watched it a few nights ago on the plane. Hellfire! Hellfire they say! You are like the old man, always wound up in his own obsession with himself. It was always about him, and in your mind, it’s always about you. You don’t want to help the world like a true father of the cloth. You want selfish means and selfish nature to be your saving grace. Through misery of the others shall you thrive, and I promise you, you will not thrive this weekend. You will be on the long list of people who have fallen at the hands of Jeff or myself. No matter who you have by your side, you will not take this away from us. You will not stop us, simply put, you cannot. It isn’t there for you. So climb to the highest tower, make a fire and watch it turn into princesses or supporting love interest characters. Are you singing about Misaki? If you are, I may kill you. You didn’t sing, did you? That’s okay. I don’t sing much either, but I can damn sure dance. A View or a Cavakaze Express.. Which one do you want to try? Tell me now, because once the dancing shoes are on, Mr. Singing in front of the flames, I will be the one who brought the Hellfire.”


The fire was coming, that was for sure. Theodor acknowledged it to himself as he felt the fire inside of him dwindle down slightly. He didn’t know Nathan Fiora. That wasn’t to say that Fiora wasn’t a force to be reckoned with. He was. However, he had one last thing to talk about.


“And then we come to this, Jeff X. My brother, my friend. You and I have been through a lot together. We have been through wars, pain, celebration, everything. I look up to you, Jeff. Now, you and I will fight side by side, whether it’s for the last time, or simply the beginning of more. I don’t know what will happen to us at Boiling Point, but I didn’t know what would happen when we fought the Ashes of the Wake either. All I do know is no matter what happens, we have the memories with us. I know you will do anything in your power to protect the OWA World Championship around your waist. As a friend, as a brother, I will do anything in mine to protect it as well. Eventually, when the dust settles, my eyes will be on that title. I see it, and I see the opportunity of a lifetime, an opportunity that I failed to deliver on last year. I also see the man holding it, you deserve this, I will be sure to help you in any way I can in order to defeat these two..things.


It means a lot to be in the war again with the General. I will enjoy another victory, and I will enjoy watching the likes of Fiora and that… demon Christopher Sabertooth go down in flames. Some day though, we get through this, and.. Well.. You know what I want. We’ll talk terms some day soon, but not before we destroy them on this ‘Vision Quest’ they want to talk about. Let’s kick their asses, let’s end this once and for all.”


Whether it was win or loss, he would always have a loyalty to the General. Still, the idea of a title shot.. Hmm, sounds nice.

Michael Bishop and Christopher Sabertooth have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jonetta Stone
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 20th 2021, 8:48 am by Jonetta Stone
The simps at the Dollhouse Fanclub have dug up secret footage from 2018. It is the humble beginnings of the elite Queens of Wrestling faction you know today. Witness their rebellious plot to eventually leave their former place of employment and “Change the World”, this is mandatory viewing to understand the origin of this faction/friendship.


OWA Promos - Page 20 Msr8L0U



Pictured above: Aria “Balding Hair Extender” Jaxon, The Belt Collector Stephanie “Omega Fruitcake” Matsuda, and Azumi “No seller of giants” Goto, AKA Queens of Wrestling

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The camera has a heatwave blur effect as it starts with a sky view of Jonetta Stone’s pink and yellow Ram Rebel. The Dollhouse girls are seated at the back of the Rebel, with fur rugs as their comforters. DiVa and Rosanna are seated next to another, back first to the camera. Jonetta Stone is in front of them, looking towards the camera with a smile on her face as she plays with her ivory necklace.


Jonetta: Africa, my Africa, oh how I love this continent. I know at the last Boiling Point I had the unfortunate task of entering Mexico and beating one of their own to get out of that cesspool, so some might think this is a repeat experience for me to be in foreign lands. But honestly, that is not the case. South Africa might be a second home to me to a degree that arguably surpasses America. It’s a poacher’s paradise! Some might remember, but when I came to OWA, I had an explanation for my late arrival and the fact I had a waste of space filling my shoes in the early days of the Dollhouse. 


Rosanna: Don’t mention her name, Jo!


DiVA: DiVa gets sick just thinking about it! 


Jonetta: Haha, sorry girls, I won’t, she’s not worth it. The point is that the reason I wasn’t here in early OWA is that after graduating from the Wrestling Grotto, I just HAD to go on vacation and get a little hunting down in the African Savanna. I know, hard as it to believe to the rest of you that have fought to live your dreams of being in the Omega Wrestling Alliance, some of us have stuff to do outside of being in this company. That’s why I was late. That’s why the girls aren’t typically here anymore. 


DiVA: DiVA had to go on tour! 


Rosanna: I had to be an unstoppable champion in LAW and get to know my brother in search of a greater purpose in my life.


Jonetta: Unlike pillars, like Azumi and Aria, it’s hard to get us all together, and OWA always underestimated the great times they were in to have the glory of our presence. But thankfully for OWA, it’s reminded me of Africa, so my poacher calling has been just fine in the company.


DiVa: OWA reminds you of your great retreat? How? Oh! DiVa knows! It must you remind of the filthy animals you love hunting so much, OWA is filled with nasty vermin.  


Jonetta: To be precise, Africa is known for having the Big Five Game. Lions! Leopards! Elephants! Cape Buffalo! And Rhinos! No other place in the world has as many famed animals to hunt to make your career in than here! Many of these animals we’ve hunted to near extinction for their ivory and skin, but the more we do so, the more the price goes up because the supply is going down! A poacher can become rich and have their dreams filled freely roaming here alone! Just like how in the wrestling world, there’s no other place greater than the OWA when it comes to wanting to have the widest variety of rare creatures endangered of having their careers snuffed out! Can you believe it, no matter how long these pillars have stood in the OWA, they’re too stupid to know when to pack it in and go home. A lot of people confuse me to have a problem with the past, as if I randomly hate the history of the company, but that’s not entirely true. My bestie was just as big of a part of the beginning stages of this company as anyone else. 


Rosanna: I may have been a champion very early on, but I would never associate with the “pillars” you refer to, Jo. Can you just deal with Matsuda, like I did Azumi years ago at Boiling Point, so we finish this 2-0 and they never bother us again? I didn’t like them then, I don’t like them now.


Jonetta: Exactly, the pillars are more than just a time period. They’re an entire class. They’re an entire lifestyle! They’re the friends that are always looking out for one another, the ones that do whatever it takes to keep the wealth entirely in their inner circle for as much of OWA history as possible. Everyone talked about the so-called infamous rivalries between the members of the Wolvesden, but look how easily those girls had pulled back together the moment they saw a threat to their time in the main event. They even easily recruited Dulce, someone previously thought to be too pure for the Wolvesden, because deep down she was part of that club. But as bad as the Woldesden pillars are, as the group that came to be throughout the years in OWA to hold the main event hostage, they pale in comparison to the pillars that existed together long before OWA came be. The FORMER ragtag group of gals that were once considered the scrappy future stars of the business that were supposed to make their careers through their wrestling talent, hard work, and charisma alone! But over the years started making the right business deals, marrying the right people, inheriting the right things, and all of a sudden...THEY WERE ALL IN ON BEING THE ELITE OF OWA! And I mean that in every way you can interpret it, and there’s more than one way. 


Don’t you see? Aria claims she’s putting her difference aside with Stephanie because she’s angry that I invited people to Odyssey without her permission and she wants to oversee this match, but that’s a bunch of poppycock! 


Through JET, I’m dealing with co-owners in the Alliance Network that hosts JET and LAW! I’m dealing with the GM of Odyssey! They have cornered a huge market of women’s wrestling around here! And you think they’re simply upset that me and the girls had a little fun without permission?? Yet no one bats an eyelash when the Wolveden commit war crimes? How many different versions of Phantom Troupe show up jumping people whenever they want? We have guns and people held at knifepoint on Odyssey without Aria putting herself in matches! Think about what Hana and Banshee do without this kind of excessive response! 


No, I didn’t cross a line by bringing outside help into OWA without checking with Aria.


I crossed the line by messing with Aria’s precious friend!


I crossed the line by bringing in the team that annoys Aria, Azumi, and Stephanie the most! 


And we annoy them the most because no matter what the Queens of Wrestling do, and will EVER do, they have to accept that we were the first ladies to win the Omega Wrestling Tag Team Championships! We are the longest-reigning champions! And The Dollhouse will forever be known as the most dominant team! After everything the queens did to cement their legacies in this business, it eats them inside that they’ll always be second fiddle to the Dollhouse. 


Just like how Stephanie Matsuda can’t stand that no matter how long she’s tried to put women’s wrestling on the map, no matter how many people she trains, nor how many papers she pushes in JET, she’ll never be the woman who brought Odyssey’s Women World Championship to the PPV main event! It’s no surprise that the first thing she tried to do after I completed the feat was abuse her connections to get camera time and try to somehow take credit for what I achieved through my presence alone! I did what Stephanie had wanted to do for years, back when she and the girls weren’t capable of carrying Empire and Odyssey to the heights they felt the brands deserved. Turns out, the problem wasn’t that Odyssey just could never get that main event spot, it just didn’t have that star that was worth doing it for! We didn’t have a Serena Williams, no transcendental attraction that had the skill, looks, and legitimacy for the task of putting all the men into this company in her background! Until me. I’m marketable, I’m a woman people are willing to pay to see, and I push the envelope better than any of the shrinking violets in the back would ever dare to try! Everyone knows about Cross Check Season, that wonderful period of time of my adversaries go flying through the air as I send them packing with one mighty thrust, one after the other! All around the world, people speak of the ivory beauty that starches the competition with her mighty well kept hand. Stephanie can do all the roles she wants to help the business in the background, but in the spotlight and in that ring, she’ll never be able to lace my boots. 


Stephanie, and I do call you Stephanie. Unlike my fellow Grotto graduate, Renee, I do not care to show any reverence to you by respecting your little moniker. There’s no sisterhood between you and I. You’re just another mutt I’m going to have to put down. I don’t care about all of your wrestling history. None of it matters, because you’ve never amounted to being anything other than a secondary player in the game. In all your big teams, you’re the sidekick. In the grand scheme of the wrestling industry, you’re a good coach to the younglings and someone who can fight the face of the company, but you’ll never be the number one star. I know Aria taking Odyssey has made you brave and now you’ve decided you’ll show up on the brand, instead of being in your usual state of constant off/on hiatus or finding a way to hang around the other brands, but that new found courage is going to get you hurt. Everyone has big words to say to me before we wrestle, but once we get in the ring together, they finally realize that calling me blonde, a whore, or any generic little trite insult, don’t save them from being absolutely mangled by a superior competitor. I’m bigger, stronger, faster, and meaner than you’ll ever be, you’ll be lucky to leave that ring with your career intact. 


I don’t care about you, but I do know about you. The J-Dynasty network always share the intel we have. You were a belt collector, had titles from multiple promotions, some big, some small, and it went to your head just because you got one over on Roxy’s old lady. You even temporarily took a title from Renee, until she got it back. But you were never THE top talent. The WWH rankings? Renee was always at the top of them, and Havoc had the top title. Wrestleworld? Arata was client of the year. SSW and OWA, you were getting carried by Aria and Azumi just like you’re trying to get carried now. EWC? I hear you’re almost getting killed out there. Maybe you’re the best in PWN, my intel is weak there, but let’s not act like that’s on the level of my World Championship. Everyone knows you’re on a retirement tour, regardless of whether you’ll admit it or not, your body is breaking down, and every time you step out of that ring, you’re less the woman you were before you got in it. And you were NEVER the woman I am now in the first place. I know what this is, this is your last hurrah run where you think you’re going to leave everyone with fond memories of what you can do! You’ll be the top champion in the biggest company going today! Everyone will sing your praises and you’ll be announced going into the Hall of Fame at the end! Just like what you Queens of Wrestling girls probably used to tell each other you could do back when times were tough. But it won’t work out that way. Sure, you’ll probably get your ring just like you deserve, but you’ll never get this championship. You’ll realize that you tried to have this last hurrah of yours long after the window for your success was closed.


Out of the three you, you’ll always be known as the one who was too stupid, too weak, and too slow to change your focus onto OWA before a talent like me came around to truly change the world. You wanted to play pattycakes in a company that’ll never gave a damn about you, while Azumi and Aria at least had the brains to know when to jump ship. Sure Azumi was getting her ass kicked by my friend here at the first Boiling Point, but at least she was here. You only showed up the next year. Even after you came way after they did, you still weren’t smart enough to get your part of the gravy train and truly focus. You wanted to play around with all these outside ventures because you must have felt you’d have all the time in the world to make it big here. …….And now, you’re staring down someone who is on a higher level than any competitor you’ve ever met in your life, and you’re only slowly starting to realize that the PPV you began at in OWA…...is the same PPV where it all ends for you.


Jonetta smiles as the other Dollhouse members stretch their arms and wave goodbye while refusing to look at the camera.

Christopher Sabertooth, Jeff X, Matsuda, Alyssa Grace and The Banshee have spoken. It’s such good shit!

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