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Re: OWA Promos
Post September 4th 2023, 12:10 pm by Nobi
Final Destination V: Promo 2 

I don't doubt every competitor in this match is tough and rough enough to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title. In Remington Ivory Prescott's case, he's good enough to retain the title. 

And despite in my honest opinion, my reasoning is the most reasonable and natural one at least they get something to prove in this match. They want to prove something to prove at Final Destination 5.

But that's the key sentence "they want to prove something". They need to prove they can win the Immortal Heavyweight Title. Prescott included because the way he uh…dethroned Elijah Hampton wasn't what we would call a true wrestler. He
needs to prove he isn't a paper champion and that's why he got so heated at the last Olympus.

Not sounding too arrogant, but I already proved that I can win the Immortal Heavyweight Title. I did that at Clash of Titans that I'm capable of winning the Immortal Heavyweight Title. That's just a fact that everyone knows and remembers. That's something people are aware of.

But that's just their respective way of saying and mindset why they need to prove they can win the Immortal Heavyweight Title. Prescott needs to prove why he's a real Champion. 

What I need to prove is to survive in this match. Wrath of the Gods ThunderDome. This isn't a joke stipulation. I've survived countless dangerous matches but did I ever win the Wrath of the Gods ThunderDome? Nope. As I said, I was the first one that got eliminated 2 years ago. That was 2 years ago, I'd like to think I have a better chance right now. It was actually a blessing in disguise. I'm thankful for the experience because now I know what I should and shouldn't do in this match. I need to be more careful and when to pull the trigger in this Wrath of the Gods ThunderDome. I survived but now I need to win this match using the experience I got. I believe that's one of my advantages to win this match. As I said, I'm 100% fine, both physically and mentally. That's another one of my advantages to rise against the odds. My will and reasoning are 100% set to motivate me why I need to win this match. Not just winning this match but also walking out as the Immortal Heavyweight Champion.

And maybe just maybe, the biggest advantage I have in this match is that I'm undefeated at Final Destination. 3-0. Can anybody else in this match say they are 3-0 at FD? Reginald Dampshaw III? He already lost at Final Destination once at FD 2. Mark Michaels and Ryo Sakazaki? They both already lost twice at FD 3 and 4 respectively. To tell the truth, something that Dampshaw, Michaels, and Ryo have in common is that they lost titles at FD. Dampshaw lost his title to Arata Asakura at FD 2. Mark Michaels lost his Prestige Title to me at FD 3 in the Six Man Tag match and Mark lost once again his Prestige Title to Presscott at FD 4. I retained my OWA Tag Titles once at FD 2, I won the Prestige Title, at that time known as the Hybrid Title at FD 3, and I pinned one of my opponents at FD 4 to extend my FD winning streaks to 3-0. Brandon Hendrix? This is his first FD appearance. Remington Ivory Prescott? Well, 1-0 is a good start but 3-0 is still better than 1-0 and if Prescott wants to extend his FD winning streaks on top of retaining the Immortal Heavyweight Title, he better be very wise and careful because everyone else in this match wants to kick his ass. Dampshaw too despite he only said this is business. 

Not so much an advantage but there's another thing that fuels me to beat the Wrath of the Gods ThunderDome structure. This is another thing that drives me to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title. This is something that motivates me to another level. People already refer to me as a legend and a potential to be a first-ballot Hall of Famer. This isn't coming from me. Fans labeled me like that. I heard Benito Molina called me as a surefire first-ballot Hall of Famer. Even an enemy in Kevin Devastation called me a legend on the last Olympus. Those are something that make me think I know I'm capable of surviving and beating the Wrath of the Gods ThunderDome structure. Those are something that make me think I know I can be…mind you, once again win the Immortal Heavyweight Champion, record or not. Not trying to be cocky, but I never heard Ryo, Michaels, Dampshaw, Brandon, and even Presscott being referred to as a legend or a potential first-ballot Hall of Famer. Whether they like it or not, whether they acknowledge it or not, I'm the only one that has been addressed as such. I know I'm capable of beating the ThunderDome structure, to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title, and to extend my FD winning streaks to 4-0.

Which makes me realize, that's not something you want to talk about, isn't that right, Mark Michaels? Yes, I heard you said you're not talking about my win streaks. That's fine. I would say something to those effects too if I have 0 wins and 2 loses at FD too, Mark, but that's not what happened to me. Anyway, yes, I did say you wanted a spotlight under my name at Clash of Titans but also gave my thanks to you for counting the pin for me too while also acknowledging you wanted to send a message to Presscott. I did say all of those. But you also wanted to bring up Dampshaw, Carlos, and Ryo Sakazaki, and so on. Ironically, you said let's stop talking about what if scenarios, what could have been scenarios, and sort of those stuff. Well, you're just opening a rabbit hole for yourself. Let me say it first, you counted my supposed win. You knocked Presscott ass out but I think I get it why you don't want to talk about a what if scenario. The truth is, I was capable enough to beat Presscott. Sure, Dampshaw III pulled me out and that is a credit to Dampshaw for being fast enough to do so, but if he wasn't fast enough, I would already beat Presscott. Let's talk about the point where it was almost near the end of the match when you were wearing a mask. You wanted to be credited as the guy that knocked Presscott out and counted the pin for me, otherwise you wouldn't have said that night could have been different. Yes, this is why I said you wanted to get a spotlight under my name. You said that night could have been different if you didn't hit Prescott? Nah, I knew I already beat him. I tossed out Brandon Hendrix right in front of your eyes and Presscott's by myself, I knew I could beat Presscott at that moment too if you weren't there. He was already panicking to see my eyes. I was more than ready to tear him apart. So to answer your question, yes, Tree Commas Club would be able to find a way to not count my winning, but you could choose not to be involved in that situation. Ok, you wanted to send a message, I said that before, why not doing so by joining the brawl? Why not send the message at the next Olympus? Why after my match? There were many chances to do so, Mark, but you chose to do so after my match because you had a second motive: getting a spotlight under my name. Now Mark, after trading wins and loses with you, I thought I would know you better too. I thought after my first video, you would want to go full measure but no, you're still going for a half measure. You wanted to send a message to Prescott because that was all you wanted. You wanted Darkane and Lazarus Arjen in the first place. You probably hated to credit the third owner as the one that changed your mind but you chose not to argue with me on that topic because I know I'm right about that. Your decision is still not strong enough. You want to battle like there is no tomorrow? That's all you're aiming for? For me, I want to see tomorrow where the whole world sees me as the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. That's going to be hard but I'm doing all I can to not see tomorrow, but also the day after, the week after, a month, 3 months, and maybe even a year where everyone sees me standing as the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. That's what I'm going to do, Mark. You can be credited as one of the guys that I beat to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title at FD 4. That's how I am going to send a message to not just the competitors in this match, but also the whole OWA and the rest of this business.

So I hope you hear that too, Dampshaw. Yes I'm going to be around as long as I possibly can but you said I am never too far away from you at all times? Dude, you're the last guy that entered this match and you certainly could have decided to defend your Icarus Title instead of cashing it at Final Destination 5. I already decided I wanted this match the moment Tree Commas Club not only took away the Immortal Heavyweight Title but also removed it from the record. Not the history to make it clear, the record. There were so many witnesses, audiences, and footage to prove it that I beat Prescott and won the Immortal Heavyweight Title. Of course you would say I don't fit as a World Champion because you and I always meet one another countless times and I proved it I won the Immortal Heavyweight Title before you could do it. Hell, I did it before when I won the SSW Puroresu World Heavyweight Title and that's also one title you couldn't win too. Just face it, Dampshaw, I know your numbers to be always in front of you and I know I can do it again by not only being in front of you but also beating you and the rest of the competitors in this match as the new Immortal Heavyweight Champion at Final Destination 5. Now that's something interesting you mentioned. You know me for so long but do you think you throw me into a pane of broken glass and let me bleed out to get rid of me or you set me on fire and watch me burn to a crisp are enough to stop me? I have experienced those and guess what? I'm here, still breathing, still talking to you and the other competitors right now. Your best friend, Prescott tried to say something like that to me before at Clash of Titans and guess what? He's still quiet right now because he knows saying those kinds of things would not be useful to me at all. He's still talking about what kind of words and sentences to use against me. But here you are, Dampshaw, still talking about trying to get rid of me because you're just a stupid guy. I'm flattered about it actually. That's just proof that you acknowledged me as a potential winner of this match. Let me say it though that I do intend to beat you, Presscott, and everybody else in this match at Final Destination 5, Dampshaw. Yes, that's going to be a tough one but what Tree Commas Club did to me and the rest of The World's Finest was so troublesomes. So that's why as one out of two original World's Finest members ever since Wrestleworld days, I want to take away the Immortal Heavyweight Title from Presscott. But since you're also in the way, I don't mind kicking your ass…again, Dampshaw. I know I can do it. I'm never bored of kicking your stupid ass after all. 

Speaking of stupid….well, there is another stupid guy. I'm talking about Ryo Sakazaki. Well, yes, you and everybody else know that the moment Tree Commas Club took away the Immortal Heavyweight Title, that was also the moment where I know I'm going to chase it again. You called me selfish, Ryo, but if the Tree Commas Club didn't pull off this agenda, you would see me standing right in front of you as the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. But now it is not even being acknowledged, so why would I back off just to feed off your ego, Ryo? You wanted to talk about Wrestleworld, Reno Dumont and The Professional. What does it have to do with you? You're trying to paint me as a so-called villain, but I'll tell you what. Reno himself too wanted The Professional. Not just him, Reno wanted to get even with Claudia Michaels. He had his own things. And what did I do after I finally got my revenge on The Professional? Well, me and Reno Dumont kept being a tag team. We even beat April Song and Hana Nakajima in Japan, on their own turf. Me and Reno were and still are on a good term. Reno Dumont did retire eventually and that was where I was brainwashed by Babayka and Dr. Erik Vance afterward. They turned me into a monster but I was able to escape from them and beat them without Reno's help. Did I blame Reno for not being there for me? Nope. We're still good friends. We were doing something together in SSW some time after he stopped wrestling for Wrestleworld. So no, I don't get where your hatred and foolish reason come from. As a matter of fact, you only have yourself to be blamed. You chose yourself to get involved in this. You wanted to defend Cloud Matsuda because she's your partner but she didn't ask you to help her. You wanted to help her because she's your trainer but then again, you could have chosen to not be involved in this situation to begin with. This was your own choice and you regretted it makes me think you're a coward and a pussy. If I had to make you tapped-out again, I'll do it again because I know a John Blade cosplayer, according to you, is able to make Ryo Sakazaki tapped-out. You talked about screwing over. Well, you did screw over Mark Michaels and Tatsuo Sakaguchi. You were facing Darkane and Lazarus Arjen and you had 2 chances to beat them. One with Michaels as your partner and the other with Sakaguchi. You know how you screwed them over? You got pinned in both matches. You robbed not only yourself but also two different partners. And in Tatsuo Sakaguchi's case, you screwed him a chance to win the OWA Tag Team Titles because you got yourself pinned. Who knows if that was intentional on your part? You said you are always hated no matter what you do. Well, I just realized how stupid and annoying you are. You want to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title, right, Ryo? Then you need to stay away from me as much as possible before I make you tapped-out once again.

Now, let me talk to you again, Brandon Hendrix. Yes, once again I'll tell you this. In a way, my career changes because of you. I'm not afraid to give you as much credit as the one that woke me up. When I wanted to give up when I faced you for the Icarus Title, I thought that was it. You did beat me of course but the loss was what made me realize how pathetic I was. Maybe still am. I don't know. But even if I'm still pathetic, I showed it to you that I managed to overcome my fear. Not only that, at Clash of Titans when you and the others tried to screw me, I managed to knock you out, Hendrix, and I don't think it's something you could forget. As a matter of fact, that might be one of the reasons why you're being silent right now. Because you know I can win this match to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title. 

And that goes to our World Champion too. Yes, "our world champion". That's enough to feed up your ego right, Prescott? Just like Brandon Hendrix, I know you're being silent right now because you know I'm capable of taking that belt from you. You could have chosen not to take it from me and moved on but of course you can't do that. You managed to take it from me and removed my record but that's all you can do to beat me. Now with such a stipulation where there is a guaranteed Tree Commas Club can't find a way to save you at Final Destination 5, you're getting scared that you have to step up to face me once again. It is not Wrath of Gods that you need to be scared of, it is my Wrath. I'm ready to kick your ass….and kicking you more at Final Destination 5.

With everything I've said, everybody knows that I have made up my decision to take on Wrath of the ThunderDome structure, to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title, and to extend my FD winning streak. I'm not stopping myself. Each day, I'm eager to show why I'm more than ready for Final Destination 5 to accomplish all my goals, with the Immortal Heavyweight Title on my shoulders of course.

Matsuda, Mav., #BeLikeBea, DT The Ruler, Felix Hartley and Chad Ecclestone have spoken. It’s such good shit!

grandcaster
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 4th 2023, 1:07 am by grandcaster
FINAL DESTINATION PROMO #1 
SINK OR SWIM

“This world is the province of the Devil of the Sixth Heaven. All of its people have been his karmic associates since time without beginning.”
Nichiren Daishonin - Letter to the Brothers


[-]

There comes a point where one reaches a crossroad in their career. 

Here, the decision you make places you firmly in one of two groups: Those who sink and those who swim. The losers and the winners.

I’m not talking about the result of a single match here. It would be far too easy to categorize people if that was the case. No, I’m talking about something that preludes the match itself: I’m talking about perception. How they perceive themselves, how others perceive them and how the company perceives them. 

Those who swim are the winners. They have weathered the storm and the world rewards them for their tenacity. Their careers and impact are etched into the annals of history and even when they exit the ring for the final time, their presence still can be felt in every corner—no matter how it's been. The ones who stand on the top of the company, the ones who hold championship after championship, the ones who can look at their careers with an earnest feeling of accomplishment. Those are the winners. 

But then, there are those who sink. The losers. The waters proved to be too tough for them to withstand and suddenly, they’re drowning—sinking further and further until no one remembers them, until their career is nothing more but a pile of irrelevancy, broken dreams, and regret. They are granted nothing because ultimately, in the eyes of this world, that is what they are: NOTHING. 

This is the world of pro-wrestling. A constant cycle of trials where you either sink or swim. You’re either the winner or you’re nothing, end of story. 

It is cruel but...some of the best wrestlers in the world were birthed from that cruelty. By culling those who didn’t have the instinct to stay, those who did are able to reach the sky. Their ceiling doesn’t exist because they are simply one thing: A winner. The Icarus Championship match is just another trial of many. Whoever has that title by the end of it is the new champion, end of story. The one who managed to swim while the others sink to the bottom of the totem pole. 

I’ll get right to my point and tell my opponents the honest truth. I’m benevolent. 

YOU’RE NOT BEATING ME.

The idea that ANY OF YOU could beat me is more than delusional. It’s outright absurd. It approaches a level of delirium that pisses me off more than anything else.

I could stand here and continue an endless tirade of cheap insults but isn’t there anything more insulting than the current state of your careers?

Two men who brought into the delusion that the Tres Comas Club was their key to ascension and paid dearly for it, a former lapdog who finally decided to walk out of an open cage, and a luchador who probably doesn’t know who he’s facing...but that's enough of that. What matters now is that we’re all striving for this belt. The Icarus Championship.

You can scowl, curl your lips, and insult all you want but deep down, you know that I’m right. 

The current state of your careers feels insulting to you. Perhaps you didn’t make the biggest splash you could’ve on your debut, perhaps it is marred by loss after constant loss, or perhaps you were so leashed to another that you were passed up on opportunities that a veteran should have received. 

Regardless of the reason, your current position burns you up inside. In a world where you’re told to sink or swim at a near constant, your heads are barely above water. All it takes is one major loss to send you spiraling down a career freefall you’ll never recover from. But, in the reverse, all it takes is one major win to set things right for the future. 

It may not be the Prestige or the Immortal Heavyweight Championship but the Icarus Championship is a title and titles are really good at putting people on map. They’re symbols of accomplishment—that’s why we fight for them! 

The dream that you desire to accomplish in OWA, what better way to achieve than through a match on the biggest stage this company has to offer? Final Destination! However, as much as your strife is acknowledged...there’s one detail of this match that all four of you have overlooked: I’M in this match and I’M aiming for that belt. Nothing else. They say that losing is paramount to death and with that in mind, I plan on not losing to any of you. 

Actually, no. 
It isn’t that I “plan” to not lose. 
I WON’T LOSE TO YOU.

My instinct eclipses yours. 
Any desires of victory you all have, my own desire devour them whole.
With our dreams on the line, I’ll show no hesitation in crushing yours to keep mine afloat. 

The title of Honored One is more than a demand of honor or a flashy title. It is more than just simply saying that you are the best. Anyone can say that they’re the best—even you all—but being the Honored One? That isn’t just saying you’re the best. That is Enlightenment

In heaven above, and on earth below, I am the Honored One and I shall dispel the suffering that fills this world. There is one person who holds that title and it is ME. I am the one who will dispel the suffering that is within Olympus and that begins with winning the Icarus title. 

A Hate-Bred War Machine. A Servant to Death. A Golden Gauntlet. A Bit-Luchador. 

Do you honestly believe that you can stand against an enlightened bodhisattva? Allow me to pull you back into reality. I might be the newcomer but this Championship Scramble match is my domain and I’m sending your fantasies to the Sixth Heaven where they belong. 

The former champion might have ran away to escape his punishment from me but don’t think you can do the same! I’m doing more than making a statement as a newcomer when I win that title. I’ll make sure that stupid lizard’s soul no longer taints it by using the blood of my opponents—you four. So don’t hold anything back in that Thunderdome match, Ryo because we'll crush any traces of him together! 

I don’t care how many times I have to kill you four in this match. I only care about one thing and that’s winning! In this trial of sink and swim, I’ll have the honor of pushing all of your heads underneath the water as I claim the title as my own! 

Nothing brings me more joy than completing my own goals. 

I will defeat you. I will devour you. I will destroy you. 

Say whatever you want about me, I’ll shove them back in your face with my victory at Final Destination. My dream is to give innovation to Olympus but I’m not simply satisfied with chasing my dream like others are with theirs, like how you four are with your own. 

I will make my dream a reality. I’m not going to be devoured by people who aren’t nearly as hungry for title and innovation as I am. People who don’t have a drive as strong as mine. People who don’t love fighting as much as I do! 

There are two groups of people in the world of pro-wrestling: Those who swim and those who sink and I plan on joining the group who swims, the winners. Final Destination is the domain where I choose the path of my own story. 

So then...Gauntlet, Rambeaux, Barrera, Landerson. I have only one question to ask.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE CLOWN OF MY STORY?


[-]

CLANG! 

The soda fell into the vending machine’s pick up box, the clattering sound echoing through the empty street. 

Tatsuo rarely walked during the night. 

Between traveling, training, and recuperating, exhaustion took hold of his body by the time he crashed into bed. However, recent nights were different compared to the past. Ever since he arrived back in Kyoto after the last Olympus show, he was plagued by an inability to sleep. It didn’t matter what method he tried to combat it, it always ended with him staring up at the ceiling until his body forced him to close his eyes shut. 

Big matches hardly made him flinch in the past. It was hard to falter when every match was treated the same way: A chance to either crush someone’s dream or have your own dream crushed. Kill or be killed. 

Yet, despite this, there was something about Final Destination that managed to get underneath his skin, reach to the very depths of his soul, and cause such a discord within his soul that it proved to be unbearable to manage as the days ticked down in the metaphorical hourglass. 

Anxiety is probably what Hiyori would’ve pinned it as.

He remembered the aftermath of the All or Nothing match. His injuries forced him to stay in America longer than usual—doctor’s orders, much to his chagrin—and his last interaction with her was a phone call. A phone call that was a mix of her screaming about the match (“That was a real gun! A real gun, Tatsuo! Is this company deranged?!”), worrying about his injuries (“Nothing permanent right? Yo-You can still walk, right??”), and expressing mild relief over the fact that it was over (“Well, I’m glad that you’re alive. And that you won.”). 

As they were discussing about what he wanted to ask the Third Owner, it was almost certain in his mind that challenging Dampshaw to a rematch was his path. However, he made a half-hearted remark about feeling uncertain about the result and proving herself to be as much of a empath seer as others saw her, Hiyori immediately called him out on it. 

“Do you think you’re going to lose again?” 

Tch. 

Tatsuo clicked his tongue in annoyance as he reached down to grab the soda, the vending machine’s neon blue glow making him squint. He didn’t feel anxiety towards losing against Dampshaw; in his mind, he had outwrestled the other. He had to resort to underhanded tricks to defeat him. The man known as the Time Lizard was beneath him and there was nothing that could change his mind. 

But, in the Icarus Scramble, Dampshaw wasn’t a factor here. The chance of losing despite everything was. Losing on a random episode of Olympus didn’t necessarily cut deep but losing at Final Destination would. It would do more than cut deep. 

Championship opportunities were rare, not commonplace. While one or two losses could be quietly overlooked, three losses in a row absolutely could not. If he lost the Icarus Scramble match at Final Destination, it would be the third. Three championship attempts ending in his loss with such short spans in-between both. Even the thought of shouldering triple losses was outright mortifying to him. Which made it more critical that he didn’t lose. 

CLANG! 

Another soda fell into the pick-up box. A set of hands that weren’t his was reaching out to grab it. 

“Not feeling very honorable right now, are you?” 

The lines of the business suit’s fabric could be seen underneath the glow of the vending machine. Their voice, their features, and the way his lips twisted into a smirk whenever he found himself pleasantly amused with someone. It was all the same as it was ages before. 

“I saw the promo you did.” The suit-wearing individual said. “It was the words of a true egoist, someone who wants to bring change. You’re finally deciding to actually bring some worth to the title that you stole from me, Tats.”

“...Naoya.” Tatsuo said, frowning as he opened the soda can. “Why are you here?” 

“Kyoto is my hometown, obviously. I have a life outside of you, my friend.” He said as he stuck his tongue at the other. Tatsuo only grimaced at the answer—friend wouldn't be the term he would use towards Naoya. “Though, more importantly, do you have time? I want to talk. After all...” 

Naoya then smiled or one could call it smiling. It was more akin to an apex predator baring its teeth than any warm smile or bright grin. 

“I can hear your thoughts and I prefer a Tatsuo who will stop at nothing to complete his goals than the one who is playing a little too nice. So, you and me, let’s talk so you can be the true Honored One come Final Destination.”

Matsuda, Mav., #BeLikeBea, 'Don' Hendrix, DT The Ruler, Felix Hartley and Chad Ecclestone have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Tomomi Shinozaki
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 3rd 2023, 2:54 pm by Tomomi Shinozaki
It takes more than a moment to change public perception. Chained down by what was, into thinking that it will always be. People will always try to dictate who you are, and what you're capable of. Taking face value as fact, without having the gumption to try and dig any deeper. This vapid outlook on people can be quite draining, especially when you go toward lengths to try and change the very fabric of who you once were. I came into OWA as a shy, scared, timid person that didn't think that she could make it. I saw myself as one mistake away from being let go, and my dreams shattering over the floor like an unsturdy vase. I never believed in myself and always felt the expectations that others had for me as nothing more than a weight chained to my feet. Honestly, my potential haunted me. I do this for a lot of people, not just me. I have family, friends, and younger wrestlers back home in Japan that look up to me. I felt as though if I failed here, was let go, and had to go back to Japan, it would be detrimental to my dream, and everything that I ever looked to accomplish. I felt that one slip up, and the dream would be dead. So I put this pressure on myself to be perfect, and when that didn't happen, I lost it. A few months have passed since I went back to Japan on my time off, and it really put things into perspective. The worst has already happened, and yet here I am. The shackles of expectations seem to have been lifted, and I can finally be free from MY OWN expectations. Wrestling, though difficult, is fun. I became a professional wrestler because I enjoyed it more than anything as a kid. It was fun. At some point I lost that mindset, and it became a pressure cooker for my own well being. I won't lie, I look back at the way I used to think, and I cringe. It's a slow process obviously, but I can see how unhealthy it was. I now can see that I can lose, and still get back on my feet, and try again. I have had 2 title matches here in OWA, and I lost both. Yet here I remain, trying again, giving it my all, because people still believe in me. I believe in me. I know I can do this, and with every passing week where people refuse to see the change in me, the better I think my chances are. That's why, when it comes to someone like Rin Asakura, who keeps this mindset of who I was, it kind of makes me laugh.


You started off talking about how you have this mantra, about how you can't stay in the same place. About how you shouldn't take a moment, take a deep breath, You think that you always need a quick solution, to move forward. That's wrong. Quite honestly your way of thinking is a good way of making mistakes, and to keep repeating a never-ending cycle. You want to know why that's an issue? Because if you're continuing the same process of just finding the quick fix, you'll never find the long-term success that you want. There is no issue in finding your balance, finding your bearings, and fixing your mindset. Often times, even in mechanical issues, or homing issues, if you look for a quick fix, there's going to even more problems down the road. Kicking the can down the street to figure out the short term, isn't the answer for what you want in the long run. You and I seem to have different opinions on quite a few things, and I guess that's not a bad thing, you do what works for you. But I can tell you, that for me, none of that works. You don't think you can trust people, and with your issues with Ruri, I can see why you would think that way. But not every person thinks the same, not every person is the same. Different people need different things. It's like in school. Some people have learning disabilities and need something more to unlock their true potential. I guess what I'm trying to say, your word, isn't factual for everyone. For you? It seems like fear-mongering is how you use people close to you. Then you get shocked when people don't like your mental manipulation. Sensei has done everything that he can for me, in order for me to succeed not only in wrestling but in life. I don't need to control him, I don't need ultimatums in order to get him to be in my corner. You want Ruri to help you win this match, which... Is sad. You want to tell me that I'm not able to succeed here, that wrestling isn't for someone like me, but you're intimidating her in order for her to help you win this. And in your own words, you "need every helping hand possible to try and win the Sparks Championship from Bethany Hastings". Yet I'm the one that doesn't belong here... I just think that you need to re-evaluate things. You know, take a moment, take a deep breath before you make any snap decisions. I know you don't believe in that, but clearly the decisions that you have been making, haven't been all that great. 


By the way it seems that you treat the people close in your life, I'm glad I tore up that "golden ticket" to join you. It seems you don't know how to treat others, and make everything in life about you. Honestly, what would I have gained from joining someone like you? Just a way to prop you up, and help you to your goals? All the while telling me that I'm making great progress? You don't care about me. You don't care about anyone other than yourself. You can try to sugar coat things, and make it seem like you're not manipulating everyone around you for your own personal gain; but it's not hard to see what you're all about. My advice to you is to pay more attention to the product so you can keep up to date on all current affairs. I came back from Japan a while back a changed person; and I'm not going to back down from a bully like you. Which Ruri... Why are you taking all this abuse, and acting like it's deserved? Why do you feel the need to just go with how she treats you? Everyone messes up, no one is perfect. You two have had success before in the past, so why is now, that you're holding her back? If I were you, I would tell her off, and go and win this Sparks Championship just to show her that maybe she's the one holding you back. Do you consider this a friendship? Or is she just looking to control, and manipulate you for her own personal gain? I  think that's something you have to ask yourself, and try to come to the conclusion of if it's even worth itl. 


Bethany, you're the same person you were when I faced you for that title months back. You can chalk that up to consistency, but I don't know if being a consistent jerk is a good thing. From what I remember, you tried to take aim at me and my Japanese heritage, and tried to give me a history lesson, when you weren't even really that knowledgeable on the history that you were talking about. Now you're pushing another book that you wrote that, let's face it, I'm sure you didn't actually write. I think the title becomes a little secondary when you're really just doing this to push your own beliefs on people. Last Odyssey you interviewed Skylar, and just used the platform to try and talk down to her. I do question if you've ever had a positive interaction with another human being in your entire life. Or is it all just to make yourself feel superior? Which is probably just a way to mask how insecure you really are. Why else would you find the need to put down everyone that you ever meet? You've been a champion here in OWA for a while, and clearly with the length that you've been a champion, you have proven that you're capable in that ring.  But with all of your antics outside the ring I think I speak for everyone when I say, we've seen enough. Your reign of terror is coming to an end. The person that you faced last time, isn't the same that you're getting. I have seen you up close, and personal, and I know that you're beatable. People may think that me winning this match would be an upset, or nothing short of a miracle; I don't care. I don't care about the odds, I don't care if you've been able to beat me before. All I care about is going out there, and beating you for that Sparks Championship. Go ahead, throw your childish jabs my way. Tell me that I'm not ready, tell me that I haven't changed, tell me about why Japan sucks. I don't care what you say; it's all mind games, and they're not going to work on me. 


Now Skylar I don't know too much about you. What I do know is that you have had title opportunities in the past and they haven't really gone your way. Obviously, I don't think that Bethany was right to do what she did, blindsiding you like that. And I won't make any judgments based on the opinions of others. I will wait to make judgments until I have actually heard you speak, and see what you're about. I can't take the opinions of others and make them into facts. So I await your response, and I'll go from there

Matsuda, Elijah Hampton, #BeLikeBea, 'Don' Hendrix, DT The Ruler and Felix Hartley have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Christopher Sabertooth
FD5 - Promo 1
Post September 3rd 2023, 12:38 pm by Christopher Sabertooth
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2018
Hardcore Havoc

“Christopher Sabertooth and Isaac Thornton are hanging from the rope on opposite ends. They’ve both got a fingertip on the championship!-- Wait a minute! SCOTTY ADAMS JUST LEAPED OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GRABBED THE TITLE! WE HAVE OUR FIRST SPARTAN’S CHAMPION! SCOTTY ADAMS HAS DONE IT!”

2019
“Here’s your winner AND STILLLLL OWA Spartan’s Champion, Jeff X!”

“Christopher Sabertooth looks disappointed with the result. He was just a second too late to break the fall and Jeff is able to survive the fatal fiveway to keep his reign intact.”


Years may have passed, but Chris could hear every photo and see every memory crystal clear like it was yesterday.

Chris flips the page on the photo album reminiscing his early days in OWA. While the circumstances could have been a lot different heading into Final Destination if he had gotten the job done at Burning Sky, it’s a bittersweet moment for him for his OWA journey coming full circle.

There are a lot of memories here. Good and bad.

Some that I will never forget and others that I wish would have never happened. 

A lot of people have suggested that this book of mine has run out of pages. I have been here since almost the first day. Have seen this company grow from the ground up and become the juggernaut it is today. I have seen people come and go. I have seen champions be made and wrestlers fade away in obscurity. The only way we know they ever existed is through these memories-- And yet, I am still here. 

Every page I flip through, I see one important moment that changed this company forever, after the other. My underdog victory for the Television Championship against the unconquerable, at that time, Gareth Cason. Whether I like it or not, the Ascension to the Heaven match and Havoc’s subsequent cash-in on Jeff was the catalyst for everything that has happened on Kingdom over the last few years. Or Murder Inc. holding the fort for about a year with the tag team championships, shattering every record in the book. Or was it the time I was crowned the Grand Slam Champion when I captured the Outlaw belt? 

Over the last five years, I have made my name synonymous with OWA. You cannot talk about the history of this company without me. You cannot talk about the greats without having me near the very top. I call this place my home-- Kingdom in particular. Calling me a pillar of the show is an insult because I am the whole damn FOUNDATION! I built this place with people who I call my family. Kingdom will always be my show.

… And yet, I find a few chapters missing in this book of memories. How can I call Kingdom my home when I haven’t held an important championship that defines anybody who matters in this company? Jeff. Arata. Jason. RD3. Just to name a few. The Spartan’s Championship became the launching pad to OWA greatness. While Olympus offered me an alternative with the Television Championship, the Spartan’s title has stood the test of time.

So, it does irk me to know that I have never held the Spartan’s Championship. My trophy cabinet is full but I can make some space for a legacy-defining moment. If Kingdom is my home, then I must own everything it has to offer! It’s not to say I haven’t tried before-- Boy, I was here the day that title was brought into existence. I had my fingertips on it-- I was a mere moment away from snatching it from the clasp. But it wasn’t meant to be. Scotty Adams ended up being crowned the first champion… But where is he now? For all we know, he’s in a busted crack house looking for enlightenment. 

And then came Jeff. He won the Spartan’s Championship at the first Final Destination. It was one hell of a match! The very next show on the season kickoff, I was drafted back to Kingdom. The early seeds for a Jeff X and Christopher Sabertooth encounter had been sown. But a one-on-one match was never meant to be as people kept interrupting us and trying to steal the spotlight. Jeff masterfully used their addition to his advantage when he retained his title. I was furious! Bless that man… I pray for his recovery every day. I know that Jeff will be alright. The two of us have been through worse.

Now, I stand in front of a talented young man who will be a frontrunner heading into the new era of Omega Wrestling Alliance. I’ve seen Noah Krieger step up to the position of carrying this company to the future and I see the potential that everybody raves about. I am sure Finnegan Wakefield did too when the Catch Hound came into existence. I have never spoken ill of Noah Krieger. I respect him for everything he has achieved. 

Noah, I understand why you wanted me to take you up for the challenge. I understand why you wanted to face me at the biggest show this company has to offer. This is as much of a challenge for you as it is for me. You want to prove to the world that you can compete at the highest level with the best this company has to offer. But it’s something you haven’t been able to do as of now. You had a chance when you faced Jeff X for your Outlaw Championship-- But we all remember the result. Or when you laced your boots against Michael Bishop. Unfortunately, the result was a foregone conclusion. You’re really good, Noah. Beating me would solidify your claims of being the future of this company. But are you good enough? I am not sure… Don’t fret! I was in your position too. Going up against EAW greats like Jacob Senn and Aria Jaxon. Established names of the industry that didn’t wait a second before making an impact in OWA. I stumbled along the way until I did not. You are looking for that moment yourself where everybody, including you, realizes that Noah Krieger is the real deal. 

I like making history but I don’t want to be on the other side of this one when Noah Krieger realizes his full potential. You are bound to make a name for yourself and become OWA World Champion one day. But you won’t do it off my name. You won’t make me your first big victory. For all the passion and heart you’ve displayed, Noah, when it comes down to it-- You’re not ready. You’ve put too much pressure on yourself to succeed at the biggest show of them all. You can’t expect to rise above the occasion when so far, you’ve been anything but that. Final Destination is the pinnacle of this industry. It’s the showcase of the best we have to offer. You’re getting there, Noah. But I’ve BEEN there. I have fought for and defended titles at the highest level. I have been a champion in every promotion I have ever been to. 

While I understand the importance of this match for you-- Let me tell you why this matters to me as much as it does. You’re right-- By giving me an opportunity at your title, I have a chance to add a belt that I have never held under my list of accomplishments. But that’s not it… People are already calling this match a consolation prize. I tried my best to become the OWA World Champion at the Clash and I failed at the final hurdle. Then, I was grateful to be given another opportunity to become champion at Burning Sky but I failed again. 

The old me would have beat myself over these losses for weeks if not months. Instead of feeling down on myself, I worked on how I could be better so that I don’t repeat the mistake the next time I have that opportunity. But that’s the problem-- I had gotten so obsessed with trying to reach the top of the business, that I forgot about the most important thing that helps you get there. It’s not about the end goal… It’s the journey that makes you who you are. 

I was tunnel-visioned into thinking that if I didn’t become the OWA World Champion, my career would be over. I envisioned myself as THE champion. I thought about the things I would do when I became the champion. When it didn’t happen at Burning Sky, I couldn’t understand where I went wrong. I was ready-- I had BEEN ready for all these years. There was nothing I wanted more in life than to become OWA World Champion once again by my own merit. 

But that’s not how Christopher Sabertooth’s story goes. It’s all about earning your place in this business. Despite everything I have achieved, I do not see myself as holier than thou. I don’t feel that I am more privileged than the rest of the roster. I don’t deserve better things just because of who I am. No. So, why should I keep getting world championship opportunities till I finally succeed when there are plenty of worthy contenders waiting for their turn? I cannot overstep my position. 

I had to go back to Day One. If I have to tell the redemption story of Christopher Sabertooth, I have to start afresh. I cannot treat myself as the man who made Kingdom what it is today. I can’t treat myself as someone more important than any championships. The only way I can tell my story-- Is if I start from the very beginning and work my way back to the top. 

This time, I tell the story without a demon trying to ruin everybody’s life. This time I tell the story without the mistakes I made five years ago. This time I start the story by winning the championship I failed to capture on the very first PPV of this company’s history. 

People are right that my book of memories is out of pages. But like any good story-- You don’t stop at Book One. There are plenty of memories yet to be made. There are plenty of stories waiting to be told. The redemption of Christopher Sabertooth doesn’t deserve a fresh new chapter. No. We start from page one. We start from the beginning and we end it with a bang. But the end is no way NEAR to what people thought it was to be. 

Chapter One. Spartan’s Glory. That’s where we are at now. This time around, I am doing things differently. This time, I am not letting Scotty Adams or Noah Krieger play spoiler to my story. I wanted to right my wrongs. But it was foolish of me to start at the final chapter, with the OWA World Championship. As incredible as it would have been to win the title, this story of redemption will be a lot sweeter. So, I will fix the very first mistake I made in my OWA career. I will win the championship that has always eluded me. 

Did my name help me get the Spartan’s Championship opportunity at Final Destination? Most likely. Noah wouldn’t be handing out title shots to people he did not see as a worthy challenge. He has a lot more to gain than I do. Which is why this match is harder than it seems to be. 

Of course, the veteran Grand Slam Champion, Christopher Sabertooth should be the favorite heading into Final Destination. But think about what Noah Krieger has to gain. If he was to lose to me, nobody would think any worse of him. He lost to one of the best this company has to offer. In the process, he is freed from the duty of being a defending champion, letting him pursue his end goal of reaching the top of this business.

Or, he beats me. Noah Krieger DEFEATS Christopher Sabertooth at the biggest show in the company’s history. That’s a headline and a half. If that doesn’t put a stamp on this man’s future, then nothing else would. Noah Krieger is in a win-win situation. As cliche as it might be, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who has nothing to lose.

It should be obvious-- I do not see this championship match as a consolation prize for my hard work over the years. I do not see this match as an easy win for me to get back to the world championship. I certainly do not see the Spartan’s Champion as a secondary title. I’ve always been an advocate of the champion defining the championship and not the other way around. Noah Krieger has been nothing but a top-class champion. This is as big and important as the world championship to me. 

If you couldn’t tell, I am tired of faltering right before the finish line. I am tired of being close but not close enough. I am tired of the narrative that has taken over my career these past few months. I have to beat the washed allegations that have been thrown at me. Nobody backstage has competed at the highest level for as long as I have without taking a single break. Only death could keep me away from doing what I do best. And even death wasn’t as permanent as people made it out to be. 

Krieger, I may have stumbled along this journey of reaching the top-- But I know what the feels like while you still crave for that moment. Trust me, it’s harder to let go once you’ve tasted success. It’s a high you cannot replace. The adrenaline that flows through your body-- The ecstasy of being at the very top of your craft, is a feeling like no other. 

I was pinned by DT. I was a second away from winning the Clash. I was the same guy who watched his wife get possessed by a demon and be helpless about it. I have been through the worst of it all, Krieger. I have hit rock bottom and still managed to cling to the walls to pull me back up to safety. I never gave up when most would have quit. I know how it feels when it all comes to an end. I know what it feels like to see your life flash in front of your eyes. Even Hell couldn’t hold me back, Noah. So, stumbling a few times along the way isn’t going to deter me from the final journey. DT was the better man at Burning Sky. It’s not the end of the road, Noah. 

Just by how you speak, I know that you take losses to your heart. The way you talk about losing to Jeff X. I see how much it stings you-- You don’t want another name to be added to the list of the people you just cannot beat. That’s why, take this as advice, coming from someone who was just like you.

I sense the hunger you possess, Noah. While it is your biggest strength-- It can very quickly turn into the reason for your downfall if you can’t detach yourself from your losses. Every loss is a lesson waiting to be learned. Well, at Final Destination, I will give you the most important lesson of your life.

A man is defined by how he deals with his biggest losses than his biggest victories. Final Destination will be the most painful loss you’ve ever had to deal with. The moment when you thought you’d declare to the world about your greatness is when you stumble again. But if you can overcome that feeling of self-doubt and hatred, you will rise up from the ashes and make forward strides toward your end goal. Treat this as your final stop before the biggest challenge of your lifetime. One final lesson.

I am doing this for you, Noah. It’s because I like you. I see myself in you. I am proud of what you’ve achieved. It’s about time you become the man we all think you can be. The future of this business. OWA World Champion. Who knows, maybe you’ll find me standing across your path once again when you reach the very top. That’s when you can exact your revenge. That’s when you can strive to be the greatest. Until then, learn from the people who came before you. Learn from my mistakes. 

You’ve every right to be great, Noah. In fact, you’re already flirting with greatness with everything you’ve done so far. You’re just one push away from being the Noah Krieger that was promised. Let me do for you what Finnegan Wakefield had promised to do but failed with the Catch Hound. I will free you of your duties as Spartan’s Champion. You’ve already proven yourself at this stage, Noah. It’s time you take the next step. That wouldn’t be possible without taking a fall. 

At Final Destination, I take my step toward redemption while you take one further step toward greatness. It’s funny-- You’re closer to reaching the pinnacle of this business than I am at this very moment. I need to redefine myself. I need to start a new story before I get back to where I was at Burning Sky. You? You’re ready for that challenge. So, do what you have always wanted to do, Noah!

Take a leap of faith. Believe in your ability to succeed.

Give me the best of your ability. I wouldn’t want it any other way.

But when you fail to win, despite everything you have put in, you’ll unlock the final ingredient needed for you to become the next world champion. Acceptance. 

Be proud of what you achieved with the Spartan’s Championship. 

But it’s time to move on.

Remember, failure is a necessary step in a story of success. 

I already have had my fair share of failures.

It’s time for me to turn the hourglass upside down.

Final Destination is Day One of my new book. New memories to be made. New stories to be told. 

And it starts with me righting the first wrong I ever committed in OWA.

Don’t call it the “Last Dance”. Say cheers to a new beginning.  *CLINK*

Mav., Darkane, Hana Nakajima, Elijah Hampton, #BeLikeBea, 'Don' Hendrix, DT The Ruler and Chad Ecclestone have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Noah Reigner
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 3rd 2023, 7:43 am by Noah Reigner
OWA Promos - Page 13 D7ujhWZ

“You can’t have a Final Destination show without pulling out the big guns, right? I know I was not officially in the match, but the Third Owner of Olympus was pleased with all of us as a unit - so he allowed me to call a shot. Sorry to the rest of those friends, partners, and team mates that I helped out - but I threw my name into the hat for the American Dream championship. Being a former multi-time Champion in OWA has some perks, right? May as well use ‘em.”

“I’m not trying to take the spotlight away from my Corsair brother, Graham nor am I trying to reignite my rivalry with Cloud, whom I have a lot of respect for. I’m not trying to make a new enemy in Emmanuelle either; My choice was not one of malicious intent at all, but for personal desire. Hey, we’re all human - right? Each and every one of us all want the best for ourselves, each and every one of us want to be the best at what we do - and I’m no different. I want to be the best and, in this industry, what makes you the best? Championships. And that American Dream championship is a bright, shiny new belt on Olympus that I haven’t had the pleasure of holding yet.”

“I’ve held the Television Championship - in fact, I was the first person to successfully defend it three times and use Option C to cash in for a world championship opportunity. I, technically, won the Omega Heavyweight Championship - and even though that topic fuels a lot of heated conversations, my victory stands in the history book. And, of course, I was the first ever Immortal Heavyweight Championship., becoming the first man in ages to not only beat Darkane - but pin the son of a bitch while doing so. I know all of my opponents are equally qualified to be here by way of accolades and drive for success, but when push comes to shove - when I set my eyes on something, when I set a goal for myself - I don’t stop until I achieve it. Graham knows all about that, Cloud as well.”

“Let’s rewind the tape a little bit. The last time I was actively in this ring was Clash of the Titans. Myself versus Elijah Hampton for the Prestige championship. I’ve been in the ring with a lot of the top talents in the world, and I have to say - even in defeat - that Elijah was one of the best matches of my career.  But, the point is - I failed to leave Clash of the Titans with the Prestige championship on that night. Elijah was the better man, and I am man enough to admit that. Where am I going with this? It took everything Elijah Hampton could give to put me down. It took everything that the former face of Olympus could give to finally put me away for a three count; and this man ran the scene on this brand while half of these people weren’t even employed. But, I hear the critics saying I’m ‘washed’.  I hear the critics asking if I can still ‘hang’, saying that I’ve peaked and now I’m obviously on the downslide of my career. Eight years of top level competition all around the world. The states, to the U.K., to the land of ‘Elite’, to Japan, to this stage that you find me at now - and I’ve become champion in each and everyone of those places. Legends; I’ve beat ‘em, put ‘em in the dirt, and walked away with their names on a list of who’s-who that I was told I would never beat. Eight years straight of putting all of me into this business, earning the right to call myself one of the best. Earning the right to be considered one of the greatest to lace up these boots. I’ll be honest with you; I have literally nothing left to prove to any one of you. I have nothing left to prove to anyone. So if you think I’m washed, then that’s your opinion. I’m not in the business of proving doubters wrong, not anymore. I did that dance in New Jersey and went on to set records. I went to Japan and caused more damage than a Kaiju could imagine. I came to OWA and cemented my legacy. I came to OWA to complete the trifecta of World Championships - and I did exactly what I set out to accomplish. I could call it a career whenever I want, any time - any day, and I wouldn’t be questioned.”

“But while I’m not in the business of proving anything to any of you; I do like to prove things to myself. I don’t need to prove that I’m not ‘washed’. I don’t even need to prove that I can still ‘hang’ - I did that at Clash of the Titans, and the way I assisted the OWA team against Tres Comas Club further proved that.  But what I need to prove to myself is … that I can still reach out and pull a championship if, when, and where I want. I may have offered up that Ace status to Elijah at the Clash, but I’m still as elite as I’ve always been - and that is exactly what I’m going to prove to myself. That, at the end of the day, I’m still one of the fucking best to ever do this. Do I doubt it? Not at all. Do I care that you all doubt it? No. But, do you know how hard it is to sit at home - watch all of these people either show up, or come out of retirement - and continue on their careers? Do you know how hard it is to sit at home and hear someone like Alessandro say that I’m washed? If you thought I’d sit back and take that, previously mentioned respect or not? Nah. I wasn’t going to sit at home in Osaka, being content with just watching. I wasn’t going to sit back and be looked over as if I hadn’t paved roads for some of these people in this company that have been here for three minutes.”

“I don’t care who you’re related to or associated with. I’ve earned respect, and when it’s not shown - I’m going to take it. Just like I always have; it’s as simple as that.”

“So I wasn’t going to pass up the opportunity to show up at Olympus and help the homie GB while he fought against TCC. I wasn’t going to pass up the opportunity to show up and remind everyone of who exactly I am. Noah fucking Reigner. The Assault Rifle. The soon-to-be Hall of Famer! Long before Eli was dethroning Jacob Senn and running the show here, I was the face of this brand. I’ve put my blood, sweat and tears into Olympus against the likes of Baker, of Darkane, of Prescott, of Gat, Miles, Michaels and the list goes on and on. Olympus rested safely, securely on my back - and I have the ability, I still have the ability to put it back there and carry us into another season, into another year -- fuck, into another decade if I truly wanted to. Stephanie, you and I are the same in that situation. You have the talent and the ability to put this brand, or any other brand - or company - you want on your back and carry it. You, like me, are a veteran in this business; traveled the world over on numerous occasions. You can step up at any time you want, just as I can, and resume your reign of dominance. But if, and potentially - when, it comes down to you and I; we both know how it plays out. While I may not be an ‘Ace’ anymore - I go over the Queen each and every time. Just as I did in Japan when you and Aria were pinning Baker and not me. When you have to look me in the eye, it’s a whole different game.”

“And that’s no disrespect to you at all, big homie. GB, you and I have traveled these roads together for years. We’ve been friends, we’ve been team mates, we’ve been co-captains, we’ve been champions, we’ve been bitter rivals. I respect the fuck out of you, Baker, always have - even when you were a self-obsessed twat, but you know - better than literally everyone in this match, or on this roster - that once the bell rings; respect goes out of the window and my main focus is to walk out of the match as the winner. My main goal is to leave everything I have out in that ring because the fans deserve that from us for coming out to see us, because this company deserves that from us for giving us this opportunity in the first place, because - after all - that is the definition of ‘American Dream’. To work your ass off and succeed. To have the opportunity to achieve the highest goals and aspirations imaginable. When the bell rings, for the fans - for the company - for the dream - it’s on. No matter who you are, or what relationship we have. You have been on both sides of the ring with, and against me - and I hate to do this as soon as we’ve mended fences, but if it comes down to it big guy? I have another Killshot locked and loaded for ya’, ready to fire at will.”

“Emmanuelle; I have no disrespect toward you, or anyone in this match in fact. I may have never crossed paths with you, but I know all about you. Like all of us in this match, you’re a world beater. A legend in your own right, but Queen? Forgive Graham and I, but that moniker doesn’t intimidate us in the least bit. Stephanie, Aria, Azumi - the Queens have all lined up, and we’ve shot ‘em all down. And while you may have earned it, like I’ve earned the ‘Ace’ moniker back in the day; you’re not the Queen of OWA. Not even close. You’re the ‘Queen’ of a company that is meaningless in this conversation. I understand that you want to bridge the gap and expand your Queendom, but it’s not going to happen on my watch. You can keep your hopes and aspirations of keeping WrestleWorld’s spirit alive by using that name and moniker, but the American Dream championship won’t be a tool you use for that. Gun for that rat Prescott all you want, but the American Dream championship won’t be wrapped around your waist when you do so. “

“And then there’s Allessandro. Washed, huh? ‘I respect him but he’s washed’, were your exact words. It’s easy to sit backstage, surrounded by the TCC, and say things like that. It’s easy to make bold assumptions when you’ve never been inside of the ring with me. Ask any one of these people in this match, ask anyone on the Olympus roster, ask your buddy RIP there if Noah Reigner is washed - and record your reaction to the resounding ‘No’ response.  If there’s anyone in this match I have the least bit of respect for, it’s you. But it’s cool, AD, to express your opinion in any way you want; that’s never stopped me from doing anything before. I’ve heard it all, and I’ve ripped and torn through the competition. I know you have your goons with you, and I know you can snap your fingers and have all of them - including the three heads of Olympus - out to assist you, but that doesn’t frighten me. I stood toe to toe with the entire Dynasty. I’ve gone into war with the Phantom Trope. I’ve battled Queens. I’ve had the odds stacked against me since the moment I first stepped into a wrestling ring. Being a technician in a Deathmatch company. Or being a ‘rookie’ when entering the land of Elite. All cards stacked against me toppled asif a gust of wind blew through. I’m not worried about this new era of Queens, nor am I worried about you and the TCC.”

“I made my name in a match environment such as this. It’s a taboo subject, sure, but Cash in the Vault at EAW’s Pain for Pride is when this industry finally fucking opened their eyes to me. That’s when I started getting the attention, and the respect, that I deserved. After that, if you didn’t respect me? I beat it out of you. If you still don’t respect me, step in line and I’ll put you down. Point is; Ladders, TLC, whatever the stipulation may be - this match is in my wheelhouse. I have the athleticism. I have the agility. I have the height and - more importantly - I have the desire to win this match. I have the drive, the focus; yeah - go on and say it, it’s a line I use frequently. Drive, focus and desire. You can have all of the talent in the world. You can have all of the muscle behind you, but if you don’t have the drive, focus and desire? You’re not going to get far. If you don’t have the fucking HEART to put on the line … then what are you even doing here?. I’ve proven - time and time again - I have the heart, in fact - a lot more of it than most of the industry combined - to succeed. I’ve proven - time and time again - that when it comes to the words ‘stop’ or ‘stay down’, I don’t know the definition.”

“And for those who may have forgotten that? I’ll show you exactly why I have the legacy I already have. I’ll remind you of who I am at Final Destination.”

Matsuda, Mav., Darkane, Elijah Hampton, #BeLikeBea, Rebecca Filth, 'Don' Hendrix and have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DampshawIIIఒ
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2023, 10:44 pm by DampshawIIIఒ
FINAL DESTINATION 5 - PROMO #1


As the moon battles to break free from the shroud of heavy clouds, its light dances upon the cobblestone paths of the Dampshaw Estate, casting elongated shadows that seem to whisper secrets of times long past. The scent of rain-kissed earth hangs in the air, mingling with the fragrant blooms that dot the estate's sprawling gardens. The pitter-patter of raindrops fall on the estate's slate roofs. Within the walls of the estate, the mantle that once held the OWA Icarus Championship is now empty. Reginald walks up to it and stares at the empty mantlepiece for a few moments.


“129 days…” Reginald's voice, soft yet laden with emotion, drifts into the night. “129 days I held the OWA Icarus Championship proudly. I staked my claim as a fighting champion, representing the Tres Comas Club with all the dignity and grace that was asked of me. I defended the championship 3 times and now…now it’s time for me to do the one thing I’ve never been able to do anywhere. Whether it was EAW, Wrestleworld, or here in OWA…and that’s becoming World Heavyweight Champion…”


Reginald closes his eyes and breathes in the importance of his last statement.


“But first there is something I want to address.”  Reginald's tone shifts, indicating a change of focus.


“I’ve now had time to rest and reflect on what happened during the All or Nothing match.” Reginald continues. “Yes, Tres Comas Club lost. Yes, we’re not as united as we should be after the match. But we had a rat within our midst. I should have smelled it a long time ago. I, of all people, should have seen the snake in our garden.”


In a gesture of frustration, Reginald presses his hand to his mouth, biting down on his knuckles.


“Rafael Barrera, you apostate. You turncoat. You did something very, very dangerous, and that’s gain Reginald Dampshaw III’s trust, only to stab me in the back. You said that you worship Lady Death so it is humorous to me, as those who pledge their allegiance to death are so quickly those who succumb to it. I’ve met with Lady Death many times, and each time, I’ve spat on her face. Yes it’s true, the Third Owner is immortal. I’ve known of him since before you were brought into this world, and I know he’s disgusted with us right now, but he has never tolerated traitors. You’re lucky that I cashed in my 3 Icarus Championship defences, because if I didn’t, your Final Destination may have looked different. I would have loved nothing more than facing you in that ring and show you what happens when you stab us in the back. But, alas, now you find yourself an opportunity to vie for my Icarus Championship. And how apropos…a man standing in the warmth of the sun, only to clip his own wings and fall to earth.” 


Reginald's stance shifts, a reflection of his internal motion, his hand lowering from his mouth. As his words settle into the night, he turns away from the vacant mantle.


“But my focus is not on Rafael for now.” Reginald's voice interjects, the force behind his words cutting through the night's stillness. “Because while the Tres Comas Club are not disintegrating like many wish, I felt like it was necessary to finally put my name in the race for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. I’ve explained my actions to the other members of TCC and to Remington Ivory Prescott himself, and I know he understands. We have to keep the championship within the ranks of the Tres Comas Club, just like I have full confidence that either Golden Gauntlet, or Marce Rambeaux will become Icarus Champion, and keep that within the Tres Comas Club as well. They may not feel 100% on board with us right now, but I have faith that they both will see the benefit of sticking with those who brought them to such heights.”


Reginald maintains his pacing, his footsteps reverberating through the night. Shadows stretch and retract as he walks the estate's paths, while the scent of earth and flowers lingers in the air, mingling with the rhythm of raindrops on the slate roofs.


“I want to make the next words I speak very clear.” Reginald's voice breaks the rhythm of the night, his tone carrying a weight of certainty. “Remington. I know we didn’t get on at first, but I think it’s safe to say that we’re the two main men in TCC. We have the most to lose out of anyone in the group. We have similar backgrounds and I know that just like me, you don’t trust people easily. Now, I’m not naive. Me of all people understand that this is a purely business venture for you. I know you don’t care about the more…esoteric tendencies of our group as say, I or the Third Owner does, but you’re not going to be willing to put your lives on the line for one another unless there’s some trust there. Out of our entire group Remington, I respect you the most. I may even go as far to say that I actually quite like you, so I hope you trusted my words when I said I would give you my help at Final Destination 5.”


Reginald's words hang in the night air, unembellished and sincere.


“It is imperative that we keep the Immortal Heavyweight Championship within our ranks. Nothing could have more vital importance than that. I just wonder…Does it need to be around the your waist, Remington?” After posing the question, Reginald's face takes on a look of genuine curiosity and anticipation. “It’s something I’ve been asking myself lately. With all due respect, we haven’t been our strongest in quite a bit. The outcome of the All or Nothing match was an extreme embarrassment, and your squabbling with Alessandro has been quite a distraction indeed. Perhaps what the Tres Comas Club needs is to begin tapping into something more…sinister. Now we all know that you’re cutthroat and ruthless, but are you willing to get really, really dark? I’m not talking about kidnapping Cloud Matsuda’s girlfriend and almost killing her…no…that’s child’s play. I’m talking about exploiting some visceral, ancient corruption. I think what we need isn’t a Prescott, or even a Dampshaw, but a lizard…”


Reginald's words coldly hang in the night air, a stark departure from his earlier poetic musings. The moonlight and the night's hush frame this blunt and unsettling proposition.


“But it’s not just the two of us in this match, Remington.” Reginald says, rolling his eyes at having to mention the other competitors. “That would be too easy, wouldn’t it? If we could just fight one on one like two warriors, proudly representing our business, it would be perfect. But no, this is ‘WRATH OF THE GODS THUNDERDOME’ after all! It wasn’t enough to have us go all or nothing on Olympus, now, on the biggest show in OWA, we have to fight in a contraption of barbed wire, grenades, fire, glass tubes and all kinds of dangerous things. I’ve been in dangerous matches before. The Great War comes to mind. The things that happened in that I still see when I close my eyes. The Circus Deathmatch is another. And who could forget Thunderbastard? Or even going back farther to the Steel Asylum match. I’ve been in wars, both in and out of OWA, but never in this sort of situation. Nobi and Ryo Sakazaki have been, though and now they’re going to be in it again. Should I be worried that they’ve had experience in Wrath of The Gods? Maybe, but it’s Nobi and Sakazaki we’re talking about.”


Reginald's words are laced with disdain, his tone dripping with sarcasm.


“Nobi, Nobi, Nobi." Reginald says, shaking his head. “I swear to god you were a cockroach in a previous life. I’ve done unspeakable things in my existence, and you must be my karmic millstone, always around, never being too far away from me at all times. What do I have to do to finally be rid of you? We’ve all seen that you’re not fit to be champion. That farce you pulled on Remington at Clash of Titans was cute. Very cute. But your reign as Immortal Heavyweight Champion will never go down in the history books because it never was real. You had your one taste at it and it was fleeting. That’s the only taste you’ll ever get. I’m certainly not going to let you get even a foot close to that championship. Maybe this is finally how I rid myself of you. Maybe I need to throw you into a pane of broken glass and let you bleed out to get rid of you. Or maybe I should set you on fire and watch you burn to a crisp. That would get you away from me for good, wouldn’t it, Nobi?”


Reginald's words are harsh and filled with malevolence, revealing the depths of his animosity towards Nobi. However, a chilling laughter begins to escape from Reginald's lips, cutting through the night with a disconcerting tone. As his laughter resonates, it blends with the ambient sounds of the night, creating an eerie and unsettling atmosphere.


“Now, Ryo…” Reginald says almost menacingly. “How is that bullet wound treating you? It’ll be healed by FD5, right? That is what you said, isn’t it? Maybe so, but the mental scars you have…and I can see them plain as day…they’ll never heal, will they? You went from a plucky underdog under Cloud’s wing to the broken down man we see before you. What have we done to you, Ryo? You’ve seen the darkness for what it truly is and I know that when that bullet pierced your skin, in that moment, you finally realised, the World’s Finest couldn't and wouldn’t save you. They didn’t save you from that. Cloud was too busy being selfish and moaning and crying about her bitch of a girlfriend to care what happened to you. And sure…you may have beaten Remington before, but you’ve never beaten me. A bullet in the arm is going to feel like a breeze brushing against your skin compared to what I’m going to put you through. And if you can’t trust The World’s Finest…you can trust my words on that.”


The moonlight occasionally highlights Reginald’s figure, casting an eerie glow on his menacing proclamation.


“Mark Michaels, I don’t even know how you are still in this company.” Reginald almost spits out his previous words. “Your Romani blood soils the very mat we wrestle on. I never respected you or your lineage and I certainly don’t believe you deserve to be in this match. So, you’ve been dealing with Darkane and The Third Ward? Watching what The Third Ward deems as violent and scary is like watching Postman Pat compared to things I’ve seen. There was a time when I was intimidated by Darkane, then in Broadmoor Asylum I saw men who did things that would make Darkane and Lazarus piss their pants in fear. And I know you’re banged up and your head isn’t 100%, so stay away from me. Go bugger off with Ryo somewhere during the Wrath of The Gods match. I swear, Mark. If you bring your gypsy ass close to me, I will end your life and cut your disgusting bloodline right then and there. I would go back to that disgusting asylum before I’d allow someone like you be Immortal Heavyweight Champion.”


Reginald's words hang in the air, heavy with harshness and merciless intent. His venomous threats and the depths of his hostility fall from his mouth like poison. He begins walking again, but stops right away, his face falling into one of almost sadness, before twisting again into pure anger.


“Finally…we have Brandon Hendrix…” Reginald can barely bring himself to say Brandon’s name. “Why, Brandon? Why did you turn your back on the Tres Comas Club? You, Remington and I were the top men of that group. You had everything you’ve worked your whole life for. We gave you money, power…whatever you wanted you could have because of us…and you pissed it all away to help that dog Michaels get his job back? Again…why?”


Reginald's words are filled with a sense of betrayal and disbelief, but he quickly collects himself.


“Nevermind. I’m sure Remington has many ideas for the things we have in store for you. We’ve been betrayed by you and then Rafael. The difference is we won’t be around to deal with him…for now. But you? Remington and I are going to have lots of fun with you. You’re going to find out very quickly what happens to someone who turns their backs on us. You’re a Judas, Brandon…but you’re the one that’s going to be crucified for your actions.”


Reginald begins laughing again. It's a mirthless, cold laughter that seems to emanate from the depths of his bitterness and anger. Each chuckle is punctuated by a sinister edge, as if he finds perverse amusement in the turmoil and betrayal that surround him. 


“Gentlemen…” Reginald says, as if all 5 of his Final Destination opponents are there with him. “You may have noticed a change in me since joining the Tres Comas Club. You may have noticed that I am more…lucid and less prone to flying off the handle. It’s true. I’ve felt stable since joining and especially since winning and holding the Icarus Championship. That championship helped me feel grounded…tethered to this earth. But there’s always that dull scratching and gnawing in the back of my mind…I can feel His scales there. I can smell the sulphur in the air at all times. He’s always there. And I think…I think He wants to have some fun at Final Destination 5…”


Reginald’s lips curl upward in a malevolent curve, contorting into a sinister smile.


“I think that what’s been missing from the Immortal Heavyweight Championship, and I believe the Third Owner would agree with this, is someone who is just that…immortal. Someone who has seen societies grow and fall. Someone who sprang from the darkness of Chaos. A primordial consciousness. Never born and never ending.” Reginald’s sinister smile persists, “And when He becomes Immortal Heavyweight Champion, The Tres Comas Club, OWA, and the whole entire world will enter….A NEW DAWN.”


The night stands witness to Reginald's disturbing proclamation, shrouding his words and his sinister smile in an eerie and unsettling atmosphere. Reginald, his intentions made chillingly clear, turns away from the empty mantlepiece and disappears into the shadows.

Christopher Sabertooth, #BeLikeBea and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Elijah Hampton
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2023, 9:19 pm by Elijah Hampton
“The man in the mirror — is slowly becoming unrecognizable. Change is inevitable in this life. I get that. I even accept it. But the change that’s slowly creeping in and attacking my core, it isn’t for the better. And it fucking terrifies me. I haven’t felt like myself for quite some time now. I’m usually light-hearted — professional too. Cool, calm, and collected. But I haven’t been calm. Still cool, though. Cool as it gets. Cool as in like oh wow, that dude’s dope, that kind of cool. Not temperature-wise. Because if anything, I’ve been a little heated. Short-tempered. A little bitter. A little tense. And perhaps worst of all, a little spoiled. I look at my current situation and I feel — a bit irritated, with myself and with the hand I’ve been dealt, given what I’ve accomplished. And robbed. I feel robbed. Robbed of the opportunity of defending the Immortal Heavyweight Championship at the grandest stage of them all, Final Destination. Something I worked so hard for this season to achieve. I sketched out many goals in my head this year. And I checked them off, one by one. But that one remains. And now everything feels incomplete. Kinda bums me out, not gonna lie. Especially because it was out of my hands. All because I was running through the lukewarm Olympus roster like a hot knife through butter. They kept raising the hurdle until I could no longer clear it and trip up. And this isn’t some conspiracy theory trying to convince you the world I once conquered is out to get me. We’ve seen with our own two eyes the measures they’ve gone to ensure I would no longer swim and thrive above the surface. They had to nerf me somehow because I was too overpowered. Tres Comas Club is ‘they.’ They forced that title off of me. Because in their eyes, I didn’t fit the bill when it came to representing this brand as the guy. More like, because the three owners knew they couldn’t control and manipulate me into believing in their ideologies. They needed someone a little more spineless. Someone who would fall in line, no questions asked. Someone who reeked of desperation to finally break through and win something meaningful in their life because they were never going to cut it on their own. And no, I’m not talking about Lazarus, even though he fits the description. No — RIP was the perfect choice. He took ‘my place’ and erased my hard work in the process. A championship I gave my blood, sweat, and tears to. Washed away by his spit. A championship I elevated. Is now a second thought, fought between second-rate competitors such as Ryo, Dampshaw, and of course, the ‘champ’ himself. Everything I worked for. Gone. Just like that. That obviously doesn’t sit well with me. A lot doesn’t sit well with me when I look at the current Olympus landscape. And maybe this goes back to me being bitter, I don’t know. It’s just that, I’m far too young to be the old man yelling at clouds but here I am, shaking my fist at the sky.”

“Speaking of clouds, there’s this dark cloud hovering above the rest of us that just needs to move the fuck on already. Or as other people refer to him as, Jacob. Move on. From me. From our history — which you just love to dig up and mention every chance you get, especially my own personal history — as if you just read off my wiki page time and time again and summarize my entire career. The fuck you bringing up the Blacklist and Ashes for? What relevance does it serve? Am I supposed to do a deep dive on what you’ve done before The Dynasty? Talk about The Phantom Troupe? Talk about your time in the land of the elite? Don’t give a fuck. Shit’s getting old. Move on. And move on from the good ol’ days of The Dynasty, too. But you can’t, as you sulk away over your mistakes. ‘Your’ being the keyword. As we all know, it was your own doing. You pulled the trigger when you pulled the rug out from under us. At the time, I’m sure it felt like the right thing to do. But now? Not so much. Because you live with guilt, with those sad puppy dog eyes. It’s a good act. I mean, not really, but cool. You feel guilt and remorse, not because you went through with it, but because you no longer have that Immortal Heavyweight Championship in your possession. And to go along with it, you have no real friendship or ally, therefore, you don’t have a Lazarus or a Michelangelo to do your bidding. You’re feeling lonely. You’re feeling low. And you’re trying to chase this high again. By thrusting yourself into people’s lives that never once asked for it. Going after Darkane. Going after Elijah Hampton. Two marquee names. You attach yourself to them, of course. Because to you, you think you have unfinished business. To you, you want to right some wrongs. But to damn near everyone else, we know you’re a sucker for the spotlight. Hence why you waited to make your return only when Final Destination was right around the corner. And while I was getting ambushed damn near every week, to soften me up when our paths would cross once more. It’s the Jacob Senn way. Because of your name value, you don’t think you have to roll up your sleeves and climb your way back up the totem pole. You think you’re just at the top regardless. As if that spot is reserved for you. When nah son, look again, as my name is on it, in bold and bright letters."

"But I get it. You’re feeling yourself. Smirking on Olympus — you didn’t think I saw that — thinking the plan you’ve been concocting this entire time is ready to be served at Final Destination. When it spoiled long ago. You’re also feeling good after you won The Respect is Earned strap match after you, to your credit, took advantage of my emotions — which were high that night — I need to correct that, I know. You’re a savvy veteran, I’ll give you that. In return, what you’re going to give me, is that soul stone. It’s in your possession, right? Or at least, you know where it is. Of course, you do. You probably do have it. But what I don’t understand is why should I believe that you will just willingly hand it over to the winner, if it isn’t you, at Final Destination? You said it yourself on the last Olympus when Laz and Darkane were cornering you, that they, as well as TCC, would have to kill you before you hand it over, which would be pointless since their chances of finding that stone without you alive becomes that much harder. So again, I ask myself, why would you hand it over to another person if you would rather die than for it to fall into the wrong hands — which is rich coming from you, by the way? I don’t get the logic. I don’t get why I should believe a conman such as yourself. What, because of your word? Means nothing. Always has. Always will. And that’s why there’s a part of me that just wants to sit back and watch the 7th Ward dig into you. Rip you apart with that shovel and lead pipe. Paint the canvas and the arena red with your blood. But the competitor in me won’t let me just stand on the sidelines. I need in on the action. Plus, as I’ve already pointed out, I don’t like any single one of y’all. And I want to inflict as much pain as possible, equally, to all three parties because I’m all about equality. So consider yourself lucky that you don’t have my full undivided attention this week.”

“Jacob has made a lot of unforgivable blunders in his career, especially in the past year and change. One of them being, bringing Lazarus into the fold and helping him snag an OWA contract. At the time, I think the only reason why he brought you in is because of shock value. To clarify, it wasn’t shocking to the vast majority of fans watching when you made your debut, because let’s be honest, nobody knew you lil bro, even with the vignettes, but for Darkane? Your mentor, that’s a different story. Truth is, he took you under his wing to ruffle Darkane’s feathers. But I’m sure Jacob sold it differently, by making it seem as though he wanted to help jumpstart your career. Something that you thought was long overdue. He hyped you up. Talking all about how you’ve been held down. That the system isn’t fair. That OWA has signed many guys before you that weren’t as deserving. And I can agree with that. Because since you’ve been here, you’ve made a name for yourself — kinda. And you’ve been a thorn in my side ever since. Making sure I feel your anger every chance I get. Using your go-to tool of violence, your lead pipe, and smashing it into my skull, my ribs, the back of my knees — you name it. Pretty much every dent on that thing is because of my bones. There used to be an element of surprise when it came to these attacks. Now I just accept that it’s going to happen after a match. Doesn’t make it hurt any less, but I know it’s coming. Weapons — you hide behind them. You can try to convince me and the rest of the world it’s because your sadistic and you like the sound of bones cracking and it just makes you feel allllliiiiive — when we both know, that on your own, with just your fists, it’s not enough. Don’t get me wrong, you’re good. One of the best Olympus has to offer. But by now, I thought you would be great. I thought you would have more accolades, which I know, they aren’t your main reason for being here — which is good, because you still wouldn’t have many even if it were. You’re this breakout star that hasn’t really broken out. You’ve become stagnant. Actually, if anything, I think you’ve regressed. Darkane took the words right out of my mouth — I don’t see you as a rat, but more as a pony. A one-trick pony. The crazy guy with the lead pipe. That’s what he’s known for. That’s it."

"But we could also go with another variation of a horse — a unicorn. Because much like their existence, your status of being a legitimate threat — isn’t real. And I’ll tell you why. I listened to snippets of your message when you were facing Brandon Hendrix one week. And you were clowning him. Raking him over the coals because he wasn’t able to defeat me for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship, the night after I went to war in The Thunderbastard. Yes, let’s all point and laugh at ‘The Don’ — and while we are done doing that, let’s giggle at you next, Lazarus. Let’s talk about The Thunderbastard. Let’s talk about how I entered that match at like what? The fourth spot? And you entered — hmm, dead fucking last. A spot you earned, yes, but a spot you let slip away. It was you who had the biggest advantage of them all heading into that match. While I, the reigning and defending champion, had every disadvantage, minus my unrivaled talent part. You came in when everyone else was already exhausted and beaten and bruised and battered. You had your weapons, shocker, at your disposal to give you that home-field advantage type of feel. You even had a nail gun. Good thing your shooting is just as good as Ben Simmons, as I don’t recall feeling a single one as I managed to block them with a piece of table or some shit. That night, Laz was meant to be your crowning moment. Only for me to swoop in, take that shit from your ever-so-loose grip, and high step my way into the end zone and spike your head, which is somehow still too big for your flabby body, into the ground to celebrate. So mock Hendrix all you want for failing to dethrone me, while your bitch ass didn’t fair any better that weekend, but I digress. What I will say is, you are a fierce competitor, Laz, that much is true — buuut ever since that night, I would be lying to you if I said I don’t look at you differently. As I feel lied to. And I now realize that I gave you far too much credit for thinking we were equals. There’s a gap between us, Laz, and you’ll never be able to close it. You weren’t ready back then. And you still aren’t, and that’s okay. Because I don’t view you as some joke. Just a choke artist.”

“You’re right, I do appear mentally exhausted, Darkane. Probably because I am mentally exhausted. Everything comes at a cost in this profession. Especially the more you win — you of all people know this. Whether it be winning matches, feuds, or championships. People on the outside looking in, think once you get your nameplate drilled into a world title, that the tough part is over and you can finally kick up your feet and relax. But in reality, it’s only the beginning. The target on your back only gets bigger and wider. The enemies multiply as they crawl out of their holes and the woodwork, or when it comes to your ‘friend’, the sewer to challenge me. They don’t all just patiently wait their turn either. They jump you simultaneously. It’s not just that though. Then there are the people who congratulate you on your big career moment to your face and act as though they are legitimately proud of you, even shedding tears of joy on command — are the same ones that will be plotting to take something from you the second you turn your back. Ain’t that right, Darkane? And because of those few holes in my back from the stabbings, I’ve become — a little more alert. Or without the sugarcoating, paranoid. Because of those few bad apples, I can no longer trust a single soul in this world or any world because I know there’s an ulterior motive somewhere. And it’s not just the people in the locker room either. It’s the people I’ve known since I can remember. The ones that I drifted away from, only for them to hit me up years later out of the blue to check in on me. Acting as though they care about me. When it’s only because they want something from the guy they see on television. The pressure of saying no, I don’t like it, unless it’s Senn, then it’s quite easy and fun. Regardless, it must be done. But pressure is something I know a thing or two about. I’ve had pressure on me since the day I joined The Dynasty. I just never really showed it. Because I didn’t buckle under such conditions, I thrived. I had pressure on me when I faced Senn for the IHC. I had pressure to win it back. And the pressure to win it for a third time someday. And at Final Destination, I have pressure to make sure the soul stone doesn’t end up in your hands. Same of course goes for Laz and Senn. See, I don’t NEED to win this match just for myself. I have to win it for this brand. For this company. To destroy Belial for good since nobody else will. Leaving me with no other choice but to make a dash to the phone booth and try to save the day again. Like I said, tired. I’m tired. And I wish I could just take a moment to take a deep breath and rest, but some other bullshit on this brand will pop off during those ten seconds. As you know, I’ve been known to wear my emotions on my sleeve. These days, I’ve been wearing them on every article of clothing I have. Because somebody decided to open the can of worms. Just as my old wounds were closing, fresh blood pours from them once more. I wish I could give you a politically correct statement and tell you that at Final Destination, I will be able to keep those emotions in check. But with Senn, Darkane, and Laz standing before me — that’s a task even I won’t be able to complete. Because during different stages of my career, they have their fingerprints all over the group project of ‘Fuck Over Elijah Hampton’. Usually, there’s always a slacker in the group, but nah, when it came to this — my life — they all pulled their weight. So, therefore, I’m probably gonna do some fucked up things at Final Destination. Some stuff I might regret. Some stuff that might turn my fans against me. But I need to do what must be done and I’m not going to enjoy any of it —okay maybe just a little bit.”

VaeVictisBD, Christopher Sabertooth, Mav., Darkane, #BeLikeBea, 'Don' Hendrix, DT The Ruler and Lazarus Arjen have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Brody
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2023, 5:22 pm by Brody
“So, here we are, bro. Final destination. This is what it’s all been leading to, huh? You and I. Wait, you and me? No, me and thee. Yeah.





“Let’s be real, fam. You’ve been highkey sus from the drop, and you’re even more cringe now. You’ve pushed me to levels, though. I mean, the things I’ve gone through to get here, even I didn’t know I was capable of. It’s brought out the best in me, and for that, I’m actually kinda grateful. No cap. But now it’s last call, dude. Bar’s closing.


“Before it does, lemme say this: I legit respect your power. I’d be stupid not to. I know what people say about me. I’ve heard it all my life. Even in first grade, they said I lacked perception. Fucking worst three years of my life, dude. I dunno; maybe they were right, but it doesn’t take a perceptionist to understand this assignment, bro.


“Nah, it’s who you are I can’t respect. Dude, you’re so outta pocket, and it’s too late to turn back now. Stepping on people for money or fame is one thing. I can’t vibe with it, but I get it. Kidnapping a helpless woman with all your little simps, though? Small dick energy, bro.


“So it's just you an me now, bro. And you got something that belongs to me. Time to catch these hands.”


“What did you say, cunt?”



“Huh?” Brody looked up from the television screen to meet Nat’s playful scorn with a look of confusion. 

“Bit of a misogynist, are we?”



“What’re you talking about?” 


“Princess Peach isn’t a helpless woman, and she doesn’t belong to Mario, you sexist pig.” 


“Oh, get fucked, Anita.”



“Whatever, Ike. Time to put the game down; dinner’s ready.”


Brody rolled out of the beanbag chair onto his good knee and hobbled to the kitchen table. As he did, he tried to remember the last time anyone had cooked a meal just for him but was drawing a blank. Despite being more than satisfied with how things played out against Tres Comas Club, he was struggling somewhat with the battle scars. Every muscle ached, and a couple of his deeper cuts needed redressing. He was blissfully content in Nat’s company, however. She had become his sanctuary. 

“So, what do you think?” 


As he chewed on the first bite of what he had been reliably informed was pizza, Brody was confronted by a bittersweet dilemma. On the one hand, Nat had lovingly prepared this food for him. It was all she had been talking about since he got off the plane from New York, and he did not want to hurt her feelings. On the other hand, it tasted strange and had the texture of wet cardboard. He was increasingly aware that he was taking a long time to answer. He continued chewing desperately. With one last effort and a swig of water, he managed to gulp it down. 

“Mmmmmmmmmmm,” he said, forcing a smile and a thumbs up. “Delicious!” 

“Really? Oh, I’m so glad!” she squeaked with delight. “So, the base is made from ground quinoa and oat milk, and the cheese is actually mashed potato with nutritional yeast!”



“No way, that’s crazy. It’s just like actual pizza!”



“I know, right? But it's 100% gluten-free and vegan, so it’s even better!”



“What a time to be alive, dude.”



“Well, dig in. I made three of them.”



“Three?! I mean, uhh. Three. Nice.”



“Yep, I figured you’d need lots of refueling after everything you went through.”



“Mmhmm, yeah, no, totally. You, uh, got any ketchup or anything?”



“No, that shit’s full of sugar.”



“I know, pretty awesome, huh?”



“I think I might have some hot sauce in the fridge.”



“The fridge? The fuck’s it doing in there?”



“Dunno,” Nat shrugged. “Think I needed it for a recipe like a year ago. I never use it.”



Brody eased himself up from his chair, making sure not to put too much weight on his bandaged knee. He retrieved a mostly full bottle of Tabasco among the abundance of fruits and vegetables arranged neatly in designated places. Nary a cheese string nor Go-Gurt in sight. He shook his head and chuckled as he closed the door.



Nat watched curiously as Brody, with cuts and bruises all over his face and body, drowned the pizza with sauce. If he was in any pain, she could not tell. A wave of joy, like the one she felt when his post-match phone call interrupted her workout playlist, washed over her. The gym was her refuge from the brutality of All or Nothing, although morbid curiosity had since gotten the better of her. Even though she knew Brody had made it out alive, she still buried her face in a couch cushion on a few occasions while watching the rerun.



“How do you do it?”



“It’s pretty easy; you just shake it like this, and it should come right out.”



“Not the sauce, you tit. How do you take a beating like the one you took, nearly take a trip off a balcony, and still go back for more?”



“Oh, you just get back up.”



“Just like that, yeah?”



“Pretty much."



“Some people don’t find it so easy, you know.”



“Then they should stay down, what the fuck do I care?”



“You just said it’s easy to get back up.” 

“No, I didn’t. I said all you have to do is get back up, I didn’t say it was easy. But literally, that’s all you have to do. Don’t overthink it.”



“Huh.”



“I get that not everyone has what it takes to get back up. Mentally, I mean. And that’s fine, not everyone should. It’s never been a problem for me, though. I’m too stupid to stay down even when I know I probably should. I dunno, call it my one weakness.”



“That’s… strangely profound.”



The atmosphere within Nat’s apartment was imbued with a sense of tranquility. Soft dusk sunlight filtered through the blinds, playing nicely with the artwork that adorned the walls. The furniture, arranged meticulously, seemed to have found its perfect spot, each piece harmonizing with the others. While it felt as though time itself had slowed to a stop within these walls, Nat could not help but think about the future.



“So, Final Destination, huh?”



“Yup.”



“You thought about it?”



“A little," he said, unconvincingly. "I mean, I’ve already beaten him a bunch of times, so it’s pretty much in the bag.”



“Hmm…”



“What?”



“Should you really be counting your chickens before they hatch? Especially after the last time you were so confident going into a title match…”



“Who said shit about chickens, dude? Which reminds me, I said I’d meet Stu at the bar later if you wanna come?”



“Yeah, whatever,” Nat replied with a hint of frustration. “What I’m trying to say about your match, though, is maybe you should bring your expectations down a little?”



“Dude, I’ll be in and out in like five minutes. Then we’ll meet at the club for mazel tov cocktails. No sweat.”



“Okay, first off, mazel tov cocktails? I’m definitely stealing that. And second, nope. It absolutely won’t be happening like that.”



“What the fuck? You don’t think I can win?”



“I know you can win. But you categorically won’t be done in five minutes.”



“Ten minutes, tops.”



“Dude, you know it’s a 30-minute Iron Man match, right?”



"It is?”



“How did you not know?”



“I dunno, dude. Last I remember, we were having mazel tovs in Cloud’s dressing room after that weird dude gave us all our matches. Then I – err, Nobi - broke out some illicit substances. Anyway, I felt it was rude not to partake. The rest of the night’s kind of a blur. You know how it goes.”



“Nobi, huh?” Nat raised a skeptical eyebrow. “And he seems like such a clean-cut boy.”



“I know, right? Man’s a demon. You know how these Hollywood types like to roll. It’s all meth this and ketamine that. You didn’t hear it from me, though.”



The buzz of the intercom system took Nat by surprise. Her friends usually texted or called when they came to her apartment, so much so that she often forgot she even had an intercom system. Brody was saucing up another slice of pizza as she made her way over to the receiver.



“Hello?”



“Is he there?”



“Who’s this?”



“Just buzz me in, will you.”



“No thanks, not until you tell me who you are.”



“It’s my dad, dude.”



“How does he know where I live?”



“I dunno, but you may as well let him in. He knows I'm here.”



“Fuck's sake,” Nat sighed before pressing the button. “I guess I should go put some clothes on, yeah?” she asked rhetorically as she walked towards her bedroom.



“Huh? Oh, yeah. You do you, babe.”



It did not take Wyatt long to reach the door. He first tried to turn the handle, but it was locked. He then gave three loud knocks. Brody began to make his way to the door before Wyatt gave three more knocks.



“Alright, fuck!” Brody yelled as he opened the door. “I’m on like one fucking leg here, dude!”



“Oh, hey! It’s you! That guy who owes me a shit ton of money but doesn’t pick up my calls!”



“You know where I live, bro.”



“I do, yes. In a house that belongs to me, after all. But you never seem to be there anymore, do you? You never seem to be at the gym, either. No, you spend all your time here, screwing my investment up the fucking wall.” 


“Heh.”



“You think this is funny?”



“Dude, you need to chill. How’d you know I was here, anyway?”



“Don’t worry about it.”



Nat walked into the living room wearing an oversized hoodie and yoga pants to discover the tranquil atmosphere had terraformed into a hostile environment. Despite her diminutive frame, Nat projected herself just as mightily as the barrel-chested Wyatt. This was her space, and he was intruding.



“Well, it’s nice to finally meet you…”



“Natalie.”



“Please,” Wyatt huffed. “If I know your address, do you not think I know your name?”



“Yeah, about that…”



“He had Vikram follow us.”



“Who the fuck is Vikram?”



“Some dude he paid to follow us when we were kids. Fuck, I can’t believe he’s still alive, bro. Whenever we got in trouble, Dad always knew exactly what happened. Every time we asked him how, he’d say, ‘Don’t worry about it.’ Well, he knew because Vikram told him. Dude was like 70, 350 lbs, smoking two packs a day when I was like 15. It’s messed up he’s still alive.”



“He’s paleo now.”



“Oh, yeah? Good for him, dude.”



“Yeah,” said Wyatt, who now seemed calmer. “So, anyway, what the fuck? I haven’t heard from you since before the Devione match.” 

“I know, I got your voicemails. Who leaves fucking voicemails anymore, bro?”



“I wouldn’t have had to leave voicemails if you’d picked up the call, dipshit.”



“Wait, I’m still not okay that you had someone follow us.”



“Women,” Wyatt shook his head and chuckled. “He’s there to protect as much as anything. Think of him more as a bodyguard who watches you in the bathroom."



"Mate, that's fucked up."



“He did bail us out in Saigon, dude.”



“Saigon? What the fuck, bro? Wait, you don’t think it’s normal to be followed, do you?” 


“I’m just saying, it happens.”



“Yes, because he is paying for it to happen. What the fuck is going on? Fucking Saigon, bro? This is insane.”



“Hahahaha, classic. Anyway, I can’t stay for much longer. Your mother wants you round for dinner tomorrow, she misses you. You can bring your friend too if you want.”

Before he knew what was happening, Brody was sitting in Wyatt's car. Nat had not accepted the invitation, and neither father nor son really knew what to say to break the tension.

Christopher Sabertooth, #BeLikeBea, 'Don' Hendrix and Chad Ecclestone have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mami's Favorite Chew Toy
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2023, 5:12 pm by Mami's Favorite Chew Toy
Location: Devione Industries, New York Branch, Manhattan New York, USA
Time: 8:00 A.M.
Date: 8/31/2023
OWA Promos - Page 13 Designboom-zaha-1000-818

The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same…

(We open to the private office of Allesandro Devastation in the New York branch of Devione Industries. He is sitting, enjoying a cup of dark roast coffee as he awaits his early morning appointment with an old friend. As he sips his coffee, he sees the helipad begin to light up, announcing the arrival of a craft soon. Soon thereafter a single black helicopter arrives, and touches down. As the blades slowly come to a stop, you can see the man stepping out of the chopper is an older man, maybe in his mid forties, with darker hair with salt and pepper styled sides. And he is wearing a black suit, with equally dark colored sunglasses. He steps through the glass doors as Allesandro stands where he is, and meets the man with a hand shake, inviting him to sit down.)

“..Roland. It is good to see you in these trying times. I appreciate you coming today to meet me. While our last encounter on the island of Wrestleworld was trying, I must say that even then you held yourself with class and grace as I fired you without cause. But here, today, I am here to rectify that mistake.”

(Allesandro pours Roland a glass of coffee, and sits it in front of him. Roland picks it up and smells it, and quirks an eyebrow.)

“This smells like just coffee.”

(Allesandro looks on confused, but easily annoyed even through the facade of being humble.)

“Of course it is the finest Cuban coffee available, what else would I drink at 8:AM on a Thursday morning while I look over stock reports? I am no mongrel, I don't drink store bought..”

(Roland takes off his sunglasses, as you can see the joy in his eyes. He quirks a small smile, as he asks.)

“So you are not possessed as you were then??

(Allesandro narrows his eyes but answers.)

“I do not enjoy being asked of any hocus pocus mind tricks the blood witch may have put on me during my time in the Underworld. But let us not speak of the past, but the future ahea–”

“I’m in. What do you need sir?”

(Allesandro blinks a few times stunned that it was this easy to get Roland back on staff. So he straightens up, sits up straight and takes a sip of his cooling coffee. He scowls at the cup, and looks ahead.)

“Firstly, call Kisara in reception, get her to order me something from that cafe down the street for an actual breakfast so I can prepare. Because I want my private jet, you know which one, fueled and ready to depart by the morning. And I want you on a plane immediately to Glendale Arizona. I feel nostalgic today. So my first address to the four dumb dogs I must face will be done in a style only known of Allesandro Devastation. And also, tell Kisara to get my white coat cleaned today, ”

(Roland stands from the table, the two men lock eyes as Roland bows a bit, and puts his sunglasses back on and begins to walk out the door down to reception. Allesandro looks on, with a smirk appearing on his face as a plan is formulating in his mind.)




Location: Glendale Arizona, USA
Time: 3:00 P.M.
Date: 9/1/2023
OWA Promos - Page 13 State-Farm-Stadium-Southeast-and-Renaissance

..From the coronation of a King, to the rebirth of a Dragon..

(We open to the exterior of the State Farm Arena in Glendale Arizona. In the middle of a sunny day. The air is warm in Glendale, with the temperatures reaching the mid 90’s. A buzz begins to happen at the stadium as the roof begins to open, as a set of black helicopters ascend from the hole in the roof, taking position as a guard of the newly opened entrance into the arena. A single drone cam turns on showing the helicopters up close and the audio from the com systems is apparent from an older man with dark sunglasses leaning out of one helicopter.)

“Arena secured sir, you are clear for final approach.”

“Roger that Roland, clear the sky. Devione Craft One coming in for final approach”

( As the wind blows ever so slightly at a mere 7mph, you can hear in the distance a roar of a jet engine, and like a mighty dragon flying through the sky you can see a single one man jet approaching from the east. The jet is a sleek silver, and on the nose it looks like the face of a dragon is shaped into the metalwork, with striking sapphire eyes. The helicopters disperse from the entrance of the arena, as the jet approaches, the VTOL system engages as it goes from horizontal flight to a hover mode. It slowly descends into the hole as a set of drones pick up the interior of the arena. We can see the jet land at the 50 yard line, and as the engine shuts off the helicopters descend back into the arena, landing on the left and right of this jet. The cockpit opens, and Allesandro Devastation jumps out landing next to his jet. He is dressed not in his normal suit, but his black turtleneck and leather pants, with a white sleeveless coat over it. The Tyrant has not arrived, neither has the Dream. The Dragon known as Allesandro Devastation stands tall, with a smirk on his face as he surveys the building.)

“..Roland.”

(The older man from before steps to his boss, and bows ever so slightly.)

“Yes sir.”

(Allesandro motions to the jet.)

“Refuel the jet, and by the end of my walk down memory lane have me a fresh coffee on board, black, no sugar. And do not let it be cold…”

“Yes sir, right away Mr. Devione.”

(The older man leaves in a rush with other staff leaving with him. As Allesandro watches them leave his smirk turns into a scowl. He looks around the arena.)

“Simulation one, activate.”

(The arena around Allesandro begins to change, showcasing a large audience, clamoring and cheering for the spectacle in front of them. NEar one of the goal posts you can see the stage begin to form, with the sign above it reading “Final Destination”. The rest of the arena fills out like it did exactly in 2019 when the original Final Destination occurred. As the simulation finishes setting up, you can see Allesandro standing in the middle of what would be the ring, with a virtual reality version of a younger him facing off against Kevin Maverick. As the two stars wrestle around Allesandro, he begins to speak.)

“And in this arena, all those years ago, I came into this event as the then OWA Cruiserweight Champion. And at that event I was beaten by Kevin Maverick. Oh how foolish I was, how much I thought that even at the beginning I was untouchable. And that is the issue that was solved at the original Final Destination. Not a single soul in this industry, in this life, is untouchable. Ask Cloud Matsuda this, ask Monica. All the way from them until the low lifes in this match like the barbarian known as Graham Baker, none of them is without a loss. None of them is without a part of armor undamaged in battles they have had. So today I stand here, in the center of where I learned my first lesson in this business and I tell all of you, Reigner, Baker, Emmanuelle, Matsuda…By the end of Final Destination 5. With the five of us eventually climbing a ladder to gain MY American Dream, you four will learn another lesson. Because I know every single one of you is gnawing at the inside of your own lips awaiting a chance to try and take from me what I have EARNED. Yet you fail to understand this is not a battle where a cheap win can occur, or one where you can simply screw me over by beating someone else. Here, you all have to do one thing that none of you who have faced me have ever been able to do. You have to outlast me, and you have to climb higher than me in one instance to beat me. And let's just face it Mutts, none of you can climb higher than the man known as Allesandro Devione. Much less the competitor that stands taller than any of you ever could in Allesandro Devastation. I reach heights in any business I stand in that are not even rivaled by the tower of babel itself.  And none of you, not with any force of will power, or brute force, or even a mastermind intellect, have been able to put me down. I will say that Emmanuelle and Reigner have not yet been put in that category, but I will make sure to put them down when the dust settles in September."

(The simulation is coming to the end of the match between Allesandro Devione and Kevin Maverick. It shows Allesandro still as defiant as ever as he is lifted by his own chin by the boot of Kevin Maverick, as the light in his eyes looks to be dimming even in a simulation of the past. Kevin Maverick speaks to Devione here with a single “God save the King” before lifting him for a final time and hitting the Butterfly Edge Cutter to finally finish off a young and naive Allesandro Devione. As the belt is raised by Maverick and he ascends the turnbuckles to celebrate, an older and wiser Allesandro Devastation looks down at his younger counterpart. And with a scowl on his face and his arms crossed he squats down and overlooks the fallen version of himself. As this happens the entire simulation begins to fade away little by little until all that remains is the fallen Allesandro on the arena floor. The real Allesandro just looks with disdain.)

“...Pathetic”

(He stands and begins to walk away as the body of his former fallen self slowly disappears like golden glitter fluttering into the wind. As the camera picks back up to the real Allesandro, he is leaning against his jet continuing his story.)

“And at that moment in time, I vowed that never again would Allesandro Devione appear in this business, in OWA. And soon after I was gone like a flash of lightning. And I would not return to this world until a few months prior to now. And it is funny, within a few weeks of my arrival here we are in a similar situation. I have gold around my waist once again, and once again I am defending my championship at Final Destination. The only difference here is this, I am not that young and foolish boy who was trying to fill his fathers larger than life shoes. I am a grown man, who has surpassed every expectation of me tenfold, and has surpassed my father by not just feet, but by miles. And I do not care about what the rest of you mongrels think of me, my association with the Tres Comas Club, or the third owner who does not see greatness in front of him. Here is what you should be thinking of, you should be thinking of three words in particular…”

(Allesandro holds up a finger)

“Redemption..”

(Allesandro holds up a second finger)

“..Retribution..”

(Allesandro holds up a third finger.)

“..Resolution.”

(Allesandro puts down his fingers as he crosses his arms again with an annoyed look upon his face as he speaks through a scowl.)

“Redemption is what I look for here at this event on a small scale. Not from any of you, not from my father, but I look to redeem a loss to a lesser life form for myself as the grown man before the world and before myself in the mirror every morning leading up to this event. I fight for my Dream, I fight for my title, but even more so I fight against the actual tough opponent in this match. I fight against the Allesandro Devione from four years ago before the Dream was alive. And I fight against the Allesandro Devione from four years ago before Tyranny ran roughshod over Wrestleworld. That is my redemption here you pack of mangy dogs, none of you are as important to beat than myself from the last time this event was on my calendar. And after that is done, well I would be lying if I said even though my father has chosen his bed many times, I do care for the old man. And I will gain a measure of retribution against every single one of you for putting your hands on him. Warranted or not, I will have my pound of flesh for his suffering, just as Matsuda wants hers for what has happened with Monica. Oh and don't worry Stephanie, Monica is not on my horizon any longer. I will simply break your body into two pieces this time around since I have beaten and broken your mind and soul already. And finally…Resolution. Whether or not you want it, or think that it is possible. All four of you will have the resolution deep inside of your souls for one thing and one thing only. You will never want to try this again, you will never want to come at the Dragon and try to slay it again. Because you…Emmanuelle and Noah Reigner, while this is your first time I will make sure that you never have these thoughts again. Because when anything goes, and the world is watching. Can either of you ever try and trust the two that you have battled alongside another against me recently? Noah I know you and Graham will be inducted into the Hall of Fame, but when the champagne is drained and the balloons pop and we go into anything goes where only one winner can ascend a ladder to claim the prize. Can either of you trust The Warqueen or your fellow Corsair? Think that over you two, as we approach the next chapter of my Dream living on. And speaking of that other Corsair, Graham Baker. We have only come face to face once before. I still remember the look of shock on your face when you tried to drive an ax into my head and I took it from you, and beat you over the head with your stupid barbaric weapon. And a set of Jackknifes later you also fell to the Tyranny. Do you really think an older, more broken version of yourself would fare any better? As I have said before, you are a mangy mutt who will foam at the mouth trying to seem scary… But you are just a diseased canine who deserves, and will be put down by me again.”

(Allesandro chuckles to himself.)

“And then finally, the Queen of Mongrels herself. Stephanie Matsuda. Oh Matsuda, what else can I say that has never been said? I have proven that you have an addiction, I have given the world a glimpse into what happens when you have nothing left to lose but everything to gain. I have beaten you, broken you, stole your “heroes cape”, and made your wife watch your demise from a prison cell of my making. What more do I have to do to you before you realize there is nothing you have in your arsenal that you can use to eliminate me woman? It is pathetic that here I am, a billionaire, a World Champion, a modern representation of the Dragon you wish to slay, and I have to keep looking into a camera of my drones and telling you week in and week out that you will never truly beat me. You are no queen, you are a cockroach that appears when you think you've eliminated all other pests from your life. I could nuke your whole existence and you would crawl out of the rubble and attempt to still fight me. JUST DIE YOU PUG FACED BITCH!”

(Allesandro rubs his temple and takes a breath as Roland shows back up with a black coffee. He hands Allesandro his cup as he gets a hole stared through him. Allesandro takes the coffee and ascends into his jet.)

“Roland, have Devione Craft two ready at the Marina. You know where I am headed next.”

(Roland bows as the jets engines begin to fire up. Roland goes back to the main chopper, as the other Private Devione Security Force’s start up the other chopper and begin to ascend. The scene closes as Allesandros jet shoots up into the air, disabling the VTOL, and shooting across the blue sky.)

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Rin Asakura
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2023, 8:29 am by Rin Asakura
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Final Destination #1: Show Must Go On.

31.08.23 Tokyo, Japan


*The last few weeks have been like a recurring nightmare. As soon as the woman closed her eyes for a moment, the image of the tragedy she experienced a month ago in the ring of the pink brand, appeared in her mind. The feeling of fingers stretching towards the mat kept coming back to her, and then the breathtaking pain she felt when she hit the floor spread through her body. But that was nothing compared to the suffering Ruri Kuzunoha had brought to her. It was clear to her from the beginning that this was an unforgivable mistake that Rin wasn't going to ignore. Ruri had let her down to the point that she didn't even want to talk to her after the match was over. But sooner or later she had to make the situation clear. Like it or not, Rin said everything she thought needed to be said. Even if the truth was sad and ruthless. The thing is, life has taught her not to indulge others, especially if it ruins her own business. So Rin decided to take matters into her own hands and find herself a new goal for the upcoming Final Destination V. Sparks Championship. Something that had been in the hands of Bethany Hastings for far too long, and Rin wasn't the only one who wanted to end this reign of chaos. There were three other contestants on the battlefield for that shiny championship, including her former partner, Ruri Kuzunoha. But that didn't bother Rin. Even if many would consider the fatal five way to be unfavorable conditions, the young woman had theories that sometimes a little chaos also helps with a development. Either way, her goal was the only thing she was thinking about now. To leave Final Destination V as new OWA Sparks Champion.*

*The shot opens in the dark room, which slowly gets brighter with every second. Although the small lamps don't glow hard enough to get rid of darkness, you can see that we are in a theater wardrobe. Opposite the dressing table with a large mirror, you can see a delicate figure. As the camera zooms in on the woman, the reflection shows a young Japanese woman dressed in a dark green glitter corset and long white fur freely falling down her shoulders. The woman's hair is tied up in a high bun, leaving a few strands around her face. On Rin's lips, apart from a grimace, one can notice dark red lipstick, and under her left eye she has painted a green star. Still with her back to the camera, the woman taps her fingers on the wooden part of the dressing table. Although she sits calmly, you can guess that she is not in the best mood. The camera lens, on the other hand, focuses on the mirror image as the first words come out of her mouth.*

Show must go on.

*The woman smiled softly and shook her head in embarrassment. The Japanese lady took a deep breath and started talking again.*

Regardless of your mood. Regardless of the comfort. Regardless of your own feelings. Always do whatever it takes to keep life moving forward. No matter how much you want it, you can't stay in the same place when the word 'action' reaches your ears. Why? Vegetating in the same spot, won't bring you anything good. That is simple. Even if it seems to you that you have no choice, but to stand for a moment and take a deep breath, this is the biggest mistake you can make. You always have to look for a quick solution to move forward. This is a mantra I've had to use all my life. Perhaps it is something that seems to be heartless, but effective as hell in the brutal circumstances in which I lived. However,  even I noticed after a while that it wasn't a perfect solution, so I improved it. Show must go on no matter what...That I agree with..But only and only when it takes place on my own terms. That is the right approach that I eventually found. The benefits of my business always have to be the main priority and I am not taking any less.

When you live in conditions like mine, you learn that it's not good to rely on other people. You have a clear idea that getting caught up in human relationships in many cases is simply a waste of time and sanity. Especially since, most of the people i met on my way were nothing more than a disappointment, and it is like a never-ending cycle. Every time I think I've finally found someone competent, a bucket of cold water is quickly poured over my head. Therefore, I learned one more very important thing. To keep my fucking distance. So I don't forgive. I don't give second chances and don't expect them as well. If someone wants to hang around with me, they have to prove their worth to me. As I said in the case of our beloved Nami. I don't need anyone who doesn't benefit me. And most of all, I don't want someone to drag me down with them. I think I made that clear enough, huh, Ruri? Sure, I like you, but what happened that night on Odyssey is your fault. You cost me a championship that I was working for so long, and I won't have mercy for this. Perhaps for you it was one of the many belts you had around your waist. But for me? It was a dream I had been chasing for so long, and your incompetence turned it into one big nightmare. You took away my dream and you think sorry is enough? Not a fucking chance. I told you, Ruri. You have to prove to me that I can rely on you. I know you saved my ass once, but I did it many times before, so stop using it as an excuse. We are over it and you are the one in debt now. I really hoped that I could have trusted you, but you broke my heart and spat on it. You showed me that you didn't care enough about me and our reign. So how could this even work, Ruri? I can't be the only one who cares. I can't be the only person working hard to put Golden Dawn back on the map. I don't give a fuck about your empty words, Ruri. You can assure me that you care about our team just as much as I do, but I don't believe in words, but actions. So if I were you, I'd be wondering what you should do. What's better? Choosing our team, or will you be selfish again and ruin my life? Better be wise, because I'm warning you one last time, Ruri. Maybe I'm on a new path to be better and blah, blah, blah. But don't forget that I am bitch. Fail me one more time and I promise you that you will beg to go back in time and get killed by Havoc. Because I will make your life hell on earth.

*Rin turns in her chair towards the camera, winking gently in its direction. While there is a sweet smile on the woman's face.*

But let's not talk about pessimistic scenarios. I have a little bit of faith that Ruri understands how much she disappointed me, and eventually she will make up with me, so we will be fine. The Golden Dawn is FINE, right? Ruri? We will go through it. We will find our happy ending eventually. Just be smart about it. Like a Snow White princess I took that poisoned apple, but once again and I will spit it back. 

Call me manipulative, but I prefer the term...having common sense. I have already heard enough, so let me ask you one thing. Why are you sticking your nose in the matters between Ruri and I, while the real manipulator and fraud is running freely on the corridors of pink brand? Oh no, Rin is such a bad girl for thinking about her own business. Put me in handcuffs, because I'm not a pushover like Tomomi, who's afraid to have her own opinion. Whereas someone who not only uses others, but also their previous job as an excuse, is violating human rights. Bethany Hastings is a textbook example of what kind of therapist you shouldn't choose, or she'll traumatize you for the rest of your life. No wonder people avoid professional help if they can't even trust a therapist, huh? Did poor Leona know she was going to end up as a human shield for you, the first time she sat in your office? Was she aware that she would be like a mindless puppet with your hand up her ass? And you call yourself a mental health specialist? You clearly have some mental issues of your own, so I am not surprised you had to change professions. Welp, I wouldn't be surprised if they abolished your license, but you just don't want to admit it. Or maybe you've never had one? After all, who would let someone like you graduate, especially if we are talking about a course that concerns the good of another person? Come on! Let's be real, because we know who we are talking about. Someone who is such a racist and xenophobic could really have any qualifications? Someone who would love to build walls around themselves to separate from those who don't fit into your canon of white supremacy could be an actual specialist? This is a joke, but this is also what you call your champion. For many months I got morality lessons about what me and my family are doing wrong. If everyone is so concerned about my ethic of work, why isn't anyone doing anything about the shit that Bethany is to blame for? Has this company lost any remnants of its dignity? Or is the kind of campaign that Oasis is leading? What a great fucking choice to have such a narrow-minded old hag as your champion. People would burn White House if you somehow made it, Oasis. But let me do you a favor and push that annoying piece of shit from the pedestal, she was on for way too long. And hopefully it will be just the beginning of her ending. It would be the best solution for everyone, cause I can't stand how she is looking at everybody around. The contempt in her eyes when we are passing a corridor. You think you're better, huh, Bethany? Well, you can kiss my ass. I bombed racist bitches like you not so long ago. My list of crimes is so long, that I don't care if there's one more victim on it. Ruri will understand, after all I'm sure she's had enough of such a hateful bitch as well. As I said, life needs to go forward, and you and your shitty ideas are left in the age of the dinosaurs. Something we can also see in your bad plastic surgeries and way too much botox. Your days as champion are counted, Beth. It is the matter of less than two weeks before you are buried under the pile of your own shit.

*The woman snaps her fingers, indicating that this topic is over, then moves on.*

We talk a lot about business, but there are way too many people, who try to act like they understand its concept. I guess, it's just considered cool these days to pose on Instagram as a business woman, but this is where it usually ends. Genes matter, and in my case it shows. Pure blood greatness, that can't be limited. But just because your parents are good at something doesn't mean you are too, Skylar. For months you tried to act as if you knew what you were doing. Your cheap shots and childish tactics were supposed to prove that you are a big money player. You wanted to ack like you are a fucking diamond, but you were nothing more than a little pack of glitter. Boring, cheap and overrated. Nice little decoration, but never the main attraction. I am truly shocked you are still in this company. But what is surprising me even more, how is it possible that you kept getting so many chances for the OWA Undisputed Women's Championship? After doing nothing that would be worth a little bit of attention. You know what I have in mind when I hear that name...Skylar Arceneaux. Constant yapping and crying. I see an image of someone who is so dependent and desperate that she was ready to join a terrorist organization. However as you can guess, she was only big words, but no action, when it came to actual war. People were fighting with everything they had, while you were just crying and complaining. This is all you are famous for. So I bet you had to pay shit tone of money to get that constant title shots. There is no other logical explanation, but what can I do? We are living in that ruthless world that is run by money. However, as long as you can buy opportunities, you can't do it with championships. Money won't fill the gap in your lack of skills, Skylar, and that you can't understand. But fuck it, throw another tantrum. Tell everybody about your demands. But once again your expectations will be way too high in comparison to your possibilities. So let's not waste more time, Skylar. Go and stand back in line and be happy, that unlike Tomomi, you at least belong in it.

I don't know what's in your head, Tomomi, but I told you a long time ago. You are too soft to survive in this business. I am not denying you have skills. Your time in Japan proved you had potential, but past tense is a keyword. The hope and dream you had when you came to America got quickly crushed, little girl. You found out the hard way that honorable way of wrestling in Japan is not enough to survive in this dumpster. That's why I offered to help you a few months ago, because I saw you struggling. But you were too prideful to take my offer. Because of your stupidity you tore the golden ticket I gave you. And what did you get out of it? Shit. And this is the word that can describe your whole career. When you arrived, you at least had a spark in your eye, but it wasn't enough to set a fire. Now, you are only left with anxiety and lack of confidence. Everybody knows that and I can tell you already that you are going to be bullied in that match, cause you are the weakest link. Maybe you have hope that this night at FD will change your life, but if I am to be honest...the only thing you will be getting is the flight back to Japan. You are just wasting everybody's time. This is a wake up call for you to finally accept it.

At Final Destination V, you will witness an unforgettable show. Lots of emotions, lots of anxiety and suffering. It is one of those events that cannot be described in words. Both when it comes to the audience, but also the competitors. Not only for the new stars, but veterans as well. After all, FD is a time of opportunities. It's a show during which everyone wants to play a leading role. This is the time when everyone wants to get all the spotlight, and sharing it only causes drama. Especially when on the line is something more than just that. Sparks Championship. Something that our old hag wants to defend at all costs. Something that the other four want to snatch from her dirty hands. The thing is, only one of us can walk out as a champion. And you shouldn't have the doubt in your mind that this is going to be...me...myself...and I.

This match is full of unknown...It is way too chaotic.  It is a very dangerous act in my story, but once again...The show must go on, but remember one thing...I am the one who decides when the curtain goes down. At the end of the night I will get all the applause.

*As Rin snaps her fingers one more time, the room is filled with light, as we hear the sound of clapping hands. The camera is following her, as she is moving forward. When the lens is changing an angle. It catches the stage and vivid reaction from the crowd, as Rin takes the final bow.*

VaeVictisBD, Christopher Sabertooth and 'Don' Hendrix have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Darkane
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 1st 2023, 8:27 am by Darkane
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Hindsight is a funny thing.

Especially when you’re convinced you have everything figured out and then something out of left field blindsides you - so you sit there bewildered with your palms up wondering what the hell just happened. It’s been said that God works in mysterious ways, but so does OWA. There’s so much going on right now, there’s so much pandemonium, so much jockeying for position, and so many of us are climbing over each other to acquire something that is either the holy grail or the key to taking over OWA. I’ve put a lot of my excess baggage to the side and on the back burner over the past year, as I felt I needed to. I’ve had to bury the hatchet and reconcile with a sworn enemy over one common goal, to completely wipe out anyone who makes the crucial mistake of impeding us. I tried to put duct tape over an open wound just so I could scratch and claw to the next day relatively unscathed, and by doing that I’ve let things stew. 

Truthfully, I wanted to be done with it. I wanted to write the next chapter of my saga without any gratuitous bullshit flowing in like a storm surge. I thought I could just sweep everything under the rug and spend my time worrying about things in my control like the OWA Tag Team Championships. I thought I could leave my scarred past behind me and bury it in a pit of the earth but I should have known it would twist its ugly head from the grave again. First with the curious case of Eon Blue emerging out of nowhere and then Jacob Senn’s ascension from the ashes. I’ve seen this movie before. I was the subject of its wrath. I perished because of it.

And I’ve risen in spite of it.

I’ve seen what it can do. 

I’ve seen what it can’t do.

I thought I could move on with Laz and spearhead our way into the future without anything holding us back. I thought teaming with Laz could be the much needed hand I could firmly grasp to pull me out of the fucking muck I was entrenched in. Sometimes I wish Aizen was around to remind me of what I’m getting myself into, he would be the voice of reason, and he was the one who saved me from the clutches of hell's fiery hands when I was arm and arm with Lucifer himself. I remember the flames licking at my heels, I remember I felt consumed by the unwavering heat that made my flesh want to burst like a volcano, but Aizen was the one to make sure I didn’t burn all the way through. Aizen was always the ace up my sleeve. He was the one to even up the odds as an ally in good faith, but he also dropped the ball last year at Final Destination and maybe it’s not fair to place the blame on him, maybe I’m out of pocket, but I’m the one with the fucking battle scars to show for it. Not him. I’m the one with the haunting imprint stamped of being fucking immolated on my brain and the lingering memories of losing my opportunity to rip the Immortal Heavyweight Championship from Senn’s talons and cast Belial back into the underworld.

Now we’re back to square one.

I guarantee Aizen detests what I’ve become, pledging my allegiance as one half of The Seventh Ward with the man who drove a sword through his heart and rendered him useless. Once upon a time, Aizen saw me as a valiant warrior who fought an honest fight. He saw me as someone who was able to keep his emotions in check so they didn’t spiral out of control. He saw me as someone who could be somewhat rational as opposed to Laz who is off his hinges 24/7. 

But being rational is what got me killed in the first place.

Walking into that forsaken warehouse high strung on my emotions and already in a weakened state, I was no match for Laz. In the back of my mind, I already knew I didn’t have it in me to kill him outright in cold blood. I just wanted to save my sister from harm’s way. I couldn’t let a bitter fucking sewer leech like Laz get away with murder but inevitably I failed. I let my guard down and I paid for it. I jumped right into a fucking rabbit hole and I was blown to smithereens because I was rational, because I cared, because I wore my heart on my sleeve that particular night. Sometimes I wonder whether I should have kept drowning Laz in his own filth when I had the chance. I can’t help but think about what it would have felt like to feel the last of his muffled screams bubble against my fucking chest or to know that his lungs were painted red as his legs thrashed and kicked in his dying moments. I just couldn’t bring myself to do it, not for lack of a killer instinct but my sister and her well-being were far more paramount at the time. I didn’t have to be her hero, I had to be her brother. When I eventually found her she metamorphosed into a facade of Michelangelo and it was all part of Laz’s diabolical plan. It was a ruse the whole fucking time.

I know it’s best to let the past die a lonely death. I know it’s best to avoid digging through the archives of Darkane and Laz’s storied history but it’s been playing like a tape recorder repeatedly. It’s like a dark vestigial presence that won’t let go of me. Senn planted the seed on Olympus. He gave us knives to stab each other in the back. It ultimately comes down to a choice. Senn knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s methodical, he always has been and he wants to divide us. Yet the soulstone is something to behold. I can feel the aura of it captivating not only Laz but myself. The sheer malice radiating from within its hellish confines is fucking mesmerizing. The potential of possessing such power and what I could do with it has me engrossed, it’s like I’m fucking possessed. Even standing in the room with Senn I could feel its presence rubbing off of him. I was entranced and so was Laz, that is the allure of the soulstone. It took all my self-discipline not to cripple Senn right there and then.

And yet - I’m supposed to be the one in The Seventh Ward who can be reasoned with. I’m supposed to be the one you put credence in. I’m supposed to be the brains of the operation. I’m supposed to be the architect of The Seventh Ward while Laz runs roughshod over the entire Olympus roster. Unfortunately, I’m also supposed to be the one who rides shotgun and plays second fiddle in the shadow of Lazarus while he inherits the soulstone and slaughters everything he sees. Many mistake it as trepidation on my end but some see it as a strength; as if there’s an actual human being behind the grease and the grime, but I don’t see it that way.

I don’t answer to anybody.

Not even Laz. 

It’s not just Senn driving a wedge between us, Laz. We know what’s at stake. We know what’s on the line. Laz, you’re not stupid but you are unruly. You’re undisciplined, but that’s part of the reason why you’re so effective. Nobody is able to tame you, nobody is able to tell you what to do, nobody is able to invoke a shred of mercy out of you. We both know The Seventh Ward is on the line. I could live in a fantasy world and tell you that everything will be just fine, I could tell you there would be no hard feelings but I know you Laz.

I know you better than you know yourself.

I raised you from fucking ruin and don’t you forget it. I led by example in The Big Easy Undercity. I babied you, I made sure I had your back so that you wouldn’t get mugged and drugged by inner city ghouls. I bled oceans for you motherfucker. I hurt for you, but I also abandoned you. I left you for fucking dead. Why? Because I couldn’t make a leader out of you. I thought you were a lost cause. I thought you were too far gone. I thought there wasn’t any way I could save you from self-imploding. When you showed up at Final Destination it shocked me to my core. I wasn’t ready. I wasn’t fucking prepared. I was so angry for what you did to me, to Aizen but in part, I couldn’t blame you. Now The Seventh Ward teeters in the balance and I’m gonna say a few things and you’re not gonna like what you’re about to hear, but you’re gonna listen anyway.

Everyone in this match has led Olympus but you.

You were not born to lead, you were born to annihilate. You are a one trick pony and yes it has amassed you a bunch of success but it’s not just about the soulstone and it’s not just about the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. It’s about how you handle the responsibilities that are tied to it. You couldn’t lead a horse to water Laz, you wouldn't know what to do with such immense influence. You would nuke Olympus, you would nuke Odyssey, you would nuke Kingdom into the fucking ground until there was nobody left but yourself on a fucking island.

And do you know what happens when you’re alone Laz?

You struggle to make ends meet, you struggle to function, you don’t know what to do with yourself and you need The Seventh Ward more than you care to realize. We need to ask ourselves is this worth it after everything we've done? After everything we've endured? After the peaks, after the valleys? Is this the end of The Seventh Ward as we know it? The answers will come at Final Destination 5. I just don’t believe you're truly prepared to find them out.

All I know is I’m about to change the trajectory of Olympus forever.

The weight of Olympus doesn’t rest on the back of Elijah Hampton as many seem to believe. He’s lauded as Olympus' savior. A hero without a cape, a beacon of hope with an insatiable urge to lead Olympus by example but right now he’s enslaved by his emotions. I know when his back is against the wall, he is almost indestructible, but even the most courageous, even the most resilient, even the noblest of men who seemingly never flinch in the face of adversity can break the fuck down when things go awry. He can’t, he won’t accept that someone less competent or less worthy than him like that megalomaniac RIP parades the Immortal Heavyweight Championship everywhere he goes. It grinds at you Elijah, as it should to a degree. Everyone saw it in the way you battled Senn. In the way you defended your Prestige Championship against Noah Reigner. In the way you gallantly fought off the entire Olympus roster including myself in the Thunderbastard. It’s an admirable trait, it’s something to behold and It doesn’t go unnoticed by anybody. The roster feels much safer when Elijah Hampton rules the helm because you know you can count on him to expend everything he’s got in the tank and I expect no difference at Final Destination.

I see your fire, Elijah. I see your obsession with ridding this company of the soulstone and Senn once and for all. Your intentions are pure but your obsessions have hooked you. You’re like Laz and his constant sadistic fixation with violence and brutality which ultimately means you’re prone to making mistakes. Nobody blames you for your compulsion to destroy the soulstone and Senn, Elijah, but I know when you’re down on your luck; when anybody is down on their luck, they’re vulnerable and ripe for the picking. When you emit confidence, when you strut your stuff, when you’re dominating the roster left and right, you’re damn near untouchable, but right now you’re in a debilitated state of mind because of the soulstone and Jacob Senn. I severely underestimated you months ago and that’s my burden to bear but I know when someone is a sitting duck. It’s the same way a shark smells blood in the water. One thing you shouldn’t overlook is that there are others here vying for the same exact thing. You better not be stupid with tunnel vision on Jacob Senn and the soulstone only but at this point, you don’t even know where your mind is at. You’re like a fucking raccoon foaming at the mouth with rabies, but it’s not my job to control you or to be your zookeeper, it’s my job to put you and everyone else down that wants the soulstone and a chance at the Immortal Heavyweight Championship.

Maybe this whole thing is a blessing in disguise and I’m talking to you Jacob Senn you sorry son of a bitch. You have some balls departing your derelict cabin getaway in the woods and reigniting the flame. Awakening demons in each and every one of us for the sole purpose of creating a supernatural sweepstakes. What’s your play here Senn? To walk on your knees and beg Hampton for forgiveness while tears piss down your face? That worked out really well for you, didn’t it? It’s all a fucking ploy. Just like everything else. I made a pivotal mistake believing Elijah exiled you from OWA for good. I thought Laz and I could be finally liberated and free to do whatever we fucking please but sometimes things are too good to be true. Eviscerating Eon Blue should have been your clue to get out of dodge while you still could but you persisted. You poked and prodded. You can’t help yourself, can you? Dating back to The Dynasty Jacob Senn's quest for the spotlight and his crusade to unleash evil from the inside out was all premeditated. What’s to truly stop you from deepthroating Belial once again? It’s tantalizing, isn’t it? Elijah Hampton saw right through you and so do I. You are a hollow and disjointed man inside and now all of a sudden you’ve changed for the better?

I’ll tell you one thing, now that Belial has been flushed out of your system you’re back to the neutered version of Jacob Senn. The same Senn that didn’t know whether to shit or wind his wristwatch prior to The Dynasty so you remained stagnant. Nobody believes you Jacob, everything you do will be scrutinized and shit on for the rest of your pathetic life. Now you walk into the belly of the beast once more looking to make amends, looking to patch things up, looking to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes. I JUST WANNA BE UNDERSTOOD! Please understand where I’m coming from! I understand, we all understand except for  Laz. 

You poisoned him once and here you are trying to do it again. You have some gall waving the soulstone in his fucking face. You’re trying to take my brother away from me again. Oh I know! Let’s polish it off by including a shot at the Immortal Heavyweight Championship which is window dressing and a direct distraction from the real problem at hand. Jacob, you are fucking INFERIOR without Belial holding your hand. Change your tune all you want but you already failed to lure in Elijah, he wants to kill you dead. I just know in the background there’s a master scheme behind this whole facade. That’s what you are, a scheming madman hellbent on exacting revenge underneath the surface. You can wax poetic until your tongue is fucking dry but you will never sway Laz if I can help it. If anybody has dibs on Senn it’s me, but defeating you isn’t enough. When I take that soulstone and inject Belial into my veins I will exterminate your fleshly vessel. I will zap you with a lightning bolt into an unrecognizable blackened mark and whoever walks out of the Thunderdome will be mine to consume. You dare wake the infernal creature in me, you will reap what you sow. You are a dead man walking Senn and everyone knows it.

Your path of destruction left scorched earth in your wake but you failed to kill us all and now you must avow and pay for your fucking sins.

The blood is on your hands Senn,

The blood is on your hands.

VaeVictisBD, Christopher Sabertooth, Mav., Elijah Hampton, #BeLikeBea, 'Don' Hendrix, Lazarus Arjen and Felix Hartley have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Poet
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 31st 2023, 10:35 pm by Poet
From the old high school of Brody


The library was huge, and it was clear that it had not only been built recently but had been done so off the back of some rather large donations.  The shelves were all solid oak – not plastic or some sort of steel that you might see in a regular high school – and the books that sat upon them all looked new.  These weren’t the type of books from the 1980s that were musty, old, and had not been borrowed for the last 20 years.  No, these would still have that new book ‘smell’ on them, and none of the non-fiction books about the human body would be dog-eared to the pages the students wanted to giggle over.  All told, this was a majestic library and one that served its students well.

Sitting in the middle of the library, at a large, brown table with light green seats, was Poet.  He was dressed in a dark blue suit with a white shirt and pastel-coloured tie.  The blond hair was neatly tied back, and the smile was as large and as bright as it always is.  In front of Poet sat his notebook and a fountain pen, and to his left was the Prestige Championship.  To his right was a bottle of water, which reflected the fact he was in a space that probably wouldn’t accommodate the whiskey that he usually drank.  Poet took a sip from the water bottle and then addressed the camera.

“To my fellow wrestlers and fans of Omega Wrestling Federation, let me welcome you to The Preuss School in San Diego, California.  Yes, I’ve made the trek down from Denver to this… part… of the country, and even I must admit that it’s nice to be here.  I’m sitting in the library that was completed only a few years ago and you can tell that plenty of thought and consideration was put into developing this place of learning.  The only way forward in life is through education, and this school is at the forefront of providing it.”

“Many of you might be asking why I’m here.  Well, Final Destination is just around the corner, and I have the opportunity, as the OWA Prestige Champion, to defend my title against my good friend Brody.  It’s been a while since we had the chance to lock horns, and while our paths have crossed here and there, I haven’t had the opportunity to step into the ring, one-on-one, since we first arrived here in OWA.  As many of you here would know, I like to make sure that I do some research into my opponent.  Any wrestler with an ounce of intelligence knows it is prudent to make sure you know exactly who you are stepping into the ring with.  You know their strengths, their considerable weaknesses, and what makes them tick.  This is even more important this time around, as not only will I be defending my title, but I will be defending it in a 30-minute iron man match.”

“But it got me thinking.  Having faced Brody once already, I’ve researched the sort of wrestler he is, while also making some assumptions as to the sort of person he is.  But do we really know who Brody is?  Outside of being a daddy’s boy, a surfer, and a man of low intelligence, we don’t know a whole lot more than that.  So, I’ve taken the chance to dig a little deeper into the background of Brody to give the fans of OWA an insight into who he really is.”

Poet then leans forward to open the notebook in front of him.  He takes a further sip from the water bottle before continuing.

“That research has led me here, to The Preuss School.  This school is voted as one of the best in the state and offers the opportunity for low-income earning families to send their children to a good school so they can get the best education possible.  Now, as part of my digging, I found out that Brody came from a low-income household, and this could have been due to a variety of ‘habits’ that his father entertained, but it feels unfair to reveal those here.  Regardless, Brody’s father felt that this would be the best place for him moving forward, especially as his elementary school results left something to be desired.  I’m sure his father was also taken in by the fact that this school has 95% of its students graduate and move on to higher education.  That is mighty impressive, and something I can relate to.”

“However, here is where our first problem begins.  I found out that Brody was, unfortunately, one of the 5% who did not graduate from his class.  For some reason, he was unable to achieve what most of the students in his year level were able to do.  I’ve got that list of students here in my notebook; amongst the many graduates, there were 5 doctors, 4 accountants, 3 lawyers, 2 pediatricians… and I guess, a partridge in a pear tree.  So many going on to bigger and better things, all thanks to this school and the support it provides.  But Brody?  Our chain-smoking surfer?  He isn’t on this list.  In fact, it appears his father has worked extremely hard to have his son’s time here at The Preuss School erased from the records.  What Brody’s father didn’t count on was me, and my abilities to find the truth.  What I’ve been able to find, and share with the OWA universe, is that you are cheering for a man who lacks intelligence, lacks commitment, and has a brain that is the size of a pea.  I’m going to reveal to everyone that who he was here, at this school, is still the same man who plays at being a wrestler in OWA, and he had no right to be in a title match at Final Destination.”

“So, without any further delay, may I welcome to the interview Mrs. Stephanie Garcia, English Teacher here at The Preuss School.”
As Poet stands up, straightens his suit, and smiles, a woman in her late forties walks into the camera shot.  She smiles, shakes Poet’s hand, and sits down in a seat next to him.  Her long, dark hair is tied up in a bun, and she wears a red business suit, complete with high heels of the same colour.

“Stephanie, it is great to have you here.”

“It is my pleasure and thank you for your generous donation to The Preuss Library.”

“Think nothing of it, Stephanie.  I’m always happy to contribute towards the education of young people.  Now, you had the… pleasure… of teaching Brody during his time here at the school?”

“Yes, I did.  I taught him English during his first two years here, and then English during his last two years as well.  I was also his year level co-ordinator during his second year at the school.”

“Right, right… and can you shed some light on why you are happy to discuss Brody’s time at the school?  There will be those out there who would find it unprofessional for a member of staff to speak so openly about a former student.”

Stephanie audibly sighs for a moment.  “Brody’s father has spent many years trying to tarnish the reputation of this school as we refused to erase his son’s record when he left.  He has been to the press, to the union, and even tried to leave poorly spelt Google Reviews that make some rather personal remarks about the teachers here.  For us, we see this as a way to set some of the record straight.  Yes, this can be seen as an unconventional way to do so, but why not take the chance?”

Poet just nods along with Stephanie, a grimace coming over his face at the mention of the Google Reviews.
“So, what was Brody like as a student?”

“What was Brody like as a student….” Stephanie says, trailing off as she does so.  “I probably need to choose my words carefully here, but he came to us as if he had received no formal education prior to joining us.  If we hadn’t spoken to his elementary school, who confirmed he went there, we would have assumed that he had never been to school before.”

“Are we talking academics here or….?”

“No, I’m talking about the whole package.  Let me give you an example; Brody consistently forgot where his classroom was.  On more occasions than I care to discuss, I had to go and retrieve him from other classrooms.  One time I found him in a senior science class, and he couldn’t believe that it wasn’t English.  He argued with me as we made our way across the yard to his actual classroom.”

Poet chuckled to himself as he listened to the story.  “It doesn’t sound as though it ended there, Stephanie.”

“No, no it didn’t.  There was one time during an English class that he actually turned up for, where he decided to eat a whole box of crayons, which then had him vomiting all over his desk.  I have no idea where he got the crayons from, nor do I understand why or how he did it all again a week later.”

“That is quite astonishing, although to be fair, rather unsurprising when you’ve spent any time with the man.”

“The other aspect of his time here” Stephanie continued as she adjusted the seat and Poet took a sip from his water bottle, “was that his father consistently wanted to come to the classes with him.  Brody didn’t seem to mind, so in the beginning we allowed it.  We want these students to succeed, and being from a low-income background, we knew that Brody wasn’t going to get there on his own.  But his father began to do things that were… strange.”

“Please, go on” Poet replied as he sat a little further forward in his seat.

“Well, his father liked to be involved in the lessons.  So, he would put his hand up, disagree with the learning, and generally try to do Brody’s work for him.  He made many of the female staff uncomfortable as he tried to flirt with them, and once he almost got into a fistfight with a 13-year-old boy who asked to borrow one of Brody’s pens.  It was a nightmare.  We had to have several meetings where we basically told his father that, if he kept trying to come to classes, his son would have to be expelled.  He eventually listened to that advice, but that didn’t stop him sitting in his car outside the school or trying to wander around the schoolyard to find his son.”

“So, we are to assume that Brody was able to stay within the school’s programs?”

“Yes, he was.  It would have been easier to expel him – it was clear from the moment he walked in the doors that he wasn’t going to achieve like the rest of the students – but we saw this as a challenge.  Could we get this young man up to speed and, in a position, to properly function as a normal member of society?”

“The records seem to suggest that he wasn’t able to do that, Stephanie.”

“No, and it wasn’t through a lack of effort on our end.  We did everything we could.  We worked one-on-one with him, had him in small groups, worked through individual learning plans… yet we were stonewalled at every turn by Brody and his father.  They just didn’t want to put the work in.  There was no commitment, no desire to get better.  Brody just relied on his father to get by and was under the impression that just going to school was enough.  He had no drive, no understanding of the hard work that it takes to succeed.  He was content to ride the coattails of others while listening to his father telling him how great he was and how he was destined to achieve wonderful things in life.  It was ludicrous and it was frustrating.  Both Brody and his father only have themselves to blame that they became one of the 5% who don’t go on to higher education, and his father's attempts to blame us will get him nowhere.”

Poet nods his head through all of this as if he shouldn’t be surprised by the information Stephanie is sharing.  He turns his notebook over to the next page, takes a quick sip of water, and continues.

“So, it sounds like Brody approached his schooling as he has with his wrestling career – little respect for the profession and an unwillingness to do his best or improve in any way, shape, or form.  And, if I may ask, some of my information points to indiscretions against other staff…”

Stephanie pinches her nose before responding as if the thought of discussing the topic is giving her a headache.

“Yes, we had several student complaints about Brody that we tried to follow up on.  Many of these involved him going into the boys’ toilets during class or lunch time and… how should I put this… propositioning other students.”

“You don’t mean…?”

“Yes, I do mean that, but it wasn’t just limited to that.  He would ask students for illegal drugs like marijuana, he would ask them to do his homework.  One time he even begged a student to buy him some food from the canteen as he claimed he had no lunch, even though he was standing there with a salad roll in his hand.  But the main complaints came from the boys and how Brody would ask them to do things with him and, when caught, he would quickly say that he thought he was in the girls’ toilets before running off.”

“And his father did nothing about this?”

“Initially, yes.  He just ignored it, blamed it on other students, said they were lying, and so forth.  However, the one incident he couldn’t deny as it was caught on our cameras, was when Brody decided to spit on a girl and say, ‘How about you take off those wet clothes?’  The girl slapped him and he quickly ran away, hiding in one of the cubicles in the boy's toilets.  The girl was mortified but decided against going any further with it.  However, we told his father that one more issue would see him expelled and, instead of denying it, he took his son out of school and we never saw him again.”

Poet shakes his head solemnly as he closes the notebook in front of him.

“Stephanie, this has been most enlightening and, dare I say it, cathartic for you today.”

“Before I finish, I have to say that I don’t do this lightly.  I never thought I’d speak about a student as I have done today, but his story needed to be told.  Not just for us, but for the wider public to hear, and I’m thankful we’ve had the chance to do that.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get to my next class in 10 minutes.”

Stephanie then smiles and stands.  Poet does the same and they both shake hands, with Stephanie walking off to the left.  Poet sits down again and opens his notebook to a new page.

“Well, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it.  Say one thing for Poet, say that he is thorough.  I knew that I needed to cover every base for my match with Brody at Final Destination, and today I have exposed him as the lazy, dumb, selfish, and uncommitted person that he is.  He isn’t fit to wear any gold in OWA, and I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen at Final Destination.  He didn’t succeed here, and he won’t succeed in OWA.”

“Now, please welcome Reggie Evans to the desk.  He won a quick competition for the right to share his poem about Brody with the world so, come on in Reggie.”

Reggie, a tall student with a bright smile, walks into the camera shot and shakes hands with Poet.  He then turns to the camera and begins.

In the squared circle's fiery fray,
A wrestler named Brody found his way,
A tale of grit and quirks untold,
In a world where legends are bought and sold.
 
Brody, who never saw a graduation gown,
Wrestled with life, always backing down,
He once devoured a box of crayons, so bright,
A rainbow warrior in the neon night.
 
Lost amidst the world's winding maze,
He'd stumble through life's puzzling craze,
Relied on his dad to guide his quest,
A schooling failure, a dad's loving best.
 
Yet Brody's brain was far from sweet,
Propositioned students he'd often meet,
But in the ring, he'd find his grace,
A transformation, yet he still lost the race.
 
Now, in the arena, a challenge is set,
A wrestler named Poet, with words so deft,
He's sworn to bring Brody to his knees,
At Final Destination, where heroes please.
 
Poet, with wisdom in his every rhyme,
Seeks to outshine Brody in this grandest time,
He'll dance with grace, his words shall soar,
In the ring, he'll settle the score.
 
In this epic clash of might and prose,
Where Brody's past and Poet's poetry flows,
The stage is set for destiny's decree,
For the winner will be Poet, don’t you see?

Reggie gently bows to the camera, smiles, and walks off to the left, out of the camera shot.

Poet laughs to himself before closing his notebook and standing.

“I couldn’t have said that better myself.  I’m now off to lunch with the principal.  I’ll see you soon, Brody.”


Poet smiles at the camera as it fades to black…

Christopher Sabertooth, DampshawIIIఒ, Mav., #BeLikeBea, 'Don' Hendrix, DT The Ruler and Chad Ecclestone have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Krysis
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 31st 2023, 8:19 pm by Krysis
OWA Promos - Page 13 Ezofbj29
Heaven's Calling
FDV Ascension To The Heavens #1/Character Development 


3:45pm
NC MMA Fighting Camp
Raleigh,NC 


Scene opens inside the NC MMA Fighting Camp in Raleigh. Devi Krysis had recently returned from Japan after competing in Pro Wrestling SHINE S1-Climax. Sadly she didn't make it to the S1-Climax Finals which was pretty upsetting for her but deep down she had compete in the first S1-Climax all so well, Devi had been training focused, mentally, and physically after been in Japan for the past few weeks even now that she's now part of the Ascension To The Heavens match Joseph Krysis, Devi's Dad seems to be all-smiles but bit concerned after her daughter been through in Pro Wrestling SHINE S1-Climax but it's not just her dad, her friends Erin Jeeves, Arnold Manley, and Sena Jay seeing Devi training hard but I gotta feeling she'll never slow down.


Arnold Manley: *Looking at focused Devi* "Man, I have never seen Devi training that focused before in my life."


Sena looked on as well


Sena Jay: "Yeah…something is definitely up on Devi after being back from Japan something must have triggered her to be this focus."


Arnold Manley: "Have you watched the S1-Climax Sena?"


Sena Jay: "Yeah I watched and I saw Devi Krysis putting on a clinic against Alex Andrews, Cinn Callomy, YOKAI, and even Himiko Ando the Murakami Office graduate!"


Arnold Manley: *whistle* "That must be tough for Devi, so how many points does she have in the S1-Climax?"


Sena Jay: "Well…."


Erin jumps in and answers


Erin Jeeves: "5 points."


Sena and Arnold turned around and heard Erin I said…


Erin Jeeves: "I watched the Pro Wrestling SHINE S1-Climax and Devi Krysis had 5 points. After losing to YOKAI and Himiko Ando in her last 2 S1-Climax matches, she didn't make it to the finals. Now with OWA Final Destination V she didn't want to talk about the final outcome of the S1-Climax; she just wanted to focus on the Ascension To The Heavens match because she knows that this must be her biggest opportunity in her career."


Sena Jay: "I know that'll be her biggest opportunity that she'll ever get in her career Erin. But I think she is pushing her to the limit, and I'm worried about her!"


Arnold Manley: *concerned* "Should we go and stop her?"


Joseph Krysis walks up to try to calm Devi down.


Joseph Krysis: "Devi, you're pushing yourself too hard, take a break."


Devi Krysis: "Not now dad."


Joseph Krysis: "I've understood that you didn't make it to the finals of Pro Wrestling Shine's S1-Climax with 5 points. But you had a hell of a run and I'm proud of you for that! Now that you're back from Japan and getting ready for Final Destination V in the Ascension To The Heavens match, it'll be a huge opportunity and I want you to win that!"


Devi Krysis: "I KNOW THAT DAD! Getting the Ascension To The Heavens briefcase is a keys to the fucking kingdom, most importantly….The OWA Women's World Championship! And I really appreciate that you don't mention Pro Wrestling SHINE's S1-Climax cause I didn't make it to the finals and I want to focus on winning the Ascension To The Heavens match because I want to be one…I.WANT.TO.BE.THE.[/b]ONE!"


Sena Jay: "....Devi."


Joseph tried to stop Devi from her training.


Joseph Krysis: "Come on Devi, that's enough training."


Devi Krysis: "I told you not now!"


Joseph Krysis: "Come on Devi, you're pushing yourself too hard, take a break!"


Devi Krysis: "Dad, back off!"


Joseph Krysis: "Guys! Help me stop Devi!"


As Joseph Krysis asks Devi's friends to help stop Devi for pushing herself too hard, as they do that Devi just starts breaking down crying her eyes out as her friends start comforting her as the scene fades.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


7:23
Devi's home 
In her bedroom.


What's going on with me…


….


….


….


Devi started to hear voices.


YOKAI (V.O): Devi is a friend and one hell of a competitor. I'm happy to have finally gotten a decisive ending to who would beat who- and it's me.


She fought hard. She'll have to fight harder next time. Until then? Much respect.


Himiko Ando (V.O): Devi's fights hard, I had earned that win.


Devi laying on her bed with tears pouring over felt knowing that she didn't make it to the finals of The Shine's S1-Climax and after what went down with training today she's really questioning herself.


After not making it to the finals of Pro Wrestling SHINE'S S1-Climax I had pushed myself too hard on my training. And it bothered me! Why? Because I had put up a hell of a performance and finished up with 5 points and more importantly I'm not part of the Match Card of the S1-Climax Finals! THAT'S What bothers me. Now, it worries me that I'm mentally focused and pushed myself too hard after my return from Japan, it got me broke down, crying uncontrollably, and I got my dad and my friends fucking worried all because I'm focusing on going to the Ascension To The Heavens match when 1 person will have a career altered change, a opportunity for a champion you can cashed in at anytime! In all my career I've never held a OWA Women's World Championship, April Song has. Becca Brookes I know she hasn't been the OWA Women's World Champion after everything she has been going through. Hana Nakajima never held that title with the exception of her holding the Omega Heavyweight Championship!


But NOT ME! despite having the short Goddess Championship reign and never compete in the Athena's Cup, none of those three ladies deserve to win this year's Ascension To The Heavens match especially to Chad Ecclestone, Arthur Wakefield, and Jacob Striker they don't deserve to win this either! This match is definitely designed for a woman like me, who's more combatant, more focused, and violent! This is my first Ascension To The Heavens match I've been on. And I'm gonna be holding~no, no I'll Ascending and grab the briefcase and I'll call my shots! And I'm not gonna spill my plans on what I'm gonna do when I win that briefcase, cause none of you deserve it, especially people who I am competing in this year's Ascension To The Heavens match at Final Destination V! Destiny is already calling my name to grab the briefcase, God of the heavens above calling my name to grab the briefcase. Cause this face, this Discus Arms, and this combat prowess is the one who's going to win at Final Destination V!


Cause Heaven's Calling my name…


HEAVEN'S CALLING ME! DISCUS DEVI F'N KRYSIS!!!


Scene fades.

Christopher Sabertooth, #BeLikeBea, "Killer Bee", DT The Ruler and Felix Hartley have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mark Michaels
Final destination #1
Post August 31st 2023, 7:39 pm by Mark Michaels
( We open on a summer day in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The bright shining light of the sun reflects off the waters of the clear blue lake where Olympus superstar Mark Michaels stands on the shore. Michaels’ face is that of a man in deep thought, a man searching his soul, a man who has the world in front of him.  He knows that his greatest dreams are in his grasp, and he also knows the kind of punishment and brutality he’ll have to endure to achieve that dream. Yet for this moment he soaks in the peace and tranquility of this spot, the calm before the storm. The sounds of silence are broken by rustling leaves, and the huffing and puffing of somebody who clearly isn’t in shape approaching. That someone is none other than Olympus’ back stage reporter, Hugh Jass. )


Hugh Jass (out of breath): I’m-Here-So-What-Did-You-Want-To…

Mark:  Good, you made it. I wanted to show you this whole place Friend. This lake is special to me. You know growing up when things were kinda tough, or I was feeling down, My Grandfather used to bring me and my cousins up here.  He’d hand us a few fishing poles, and after we would cast out our lines, He would always tell us this story that stuck with me.  A story about a man who asked a guru. how to become a successful in life. The guru replied meet me at the lake at sunrise. The man went to the lake and found the guru waiting for him. They got in a little boat and the rowed to the middle of the lake. Then the guru said stand up. The man did as he was told, and before he knew what hit him, the guru knocked him overboard. The man tried to swim up to the surface, but the guru had reached down and held him under the water. Pretty soon that man was thrashing and fighting with all the strength in his body to get out of the water, and just before he passed out the guru pulled him up to the surface. Between his gasps the man asked why did the guru do what he did? And the guru replied, when you want to be a success in life, you have to want that success just as badly as you wanted a breath of air while you were under the water. 

Hugh Jass ( Breath mostly regained): That Is a… somewhat odd story. No disrespect to your grandfather. 

Mark: That’s the same thing me, and the twins would say after he said it. But it’s strange because his words were so true.  This whole year it’s felt like I was fighting to keep from drowning. Every moment I have had to fight with all the strength my heart could muster, just to breath. I’ve had every speed bump thrown my way from a phony COVID, the only one that said I had COVID, keeping me out of a number one contender’s match last year, to being disqualified in a match with no Disqualifications costing me the Prestige Championship. My family has been assaulted in our own home, I’ve been made an indentured servant, and I’ve been fired. But through it all I’ve done what I always do best, and that is one way or another I find a way to press on, and fight, and fight, till I figure out how to get over, under, around, or just bust straight through like the Kool-aid man any obstacle standing between me and my goals. This past season hasn’t done a thing to wear down my resolve. If anything it’s made my desire to be the man here on Olympus that much more.  It’s made my desire to be the Immortal Heavyweight champion the same as a man who has walked for days in the desert to have a drink of water. Every battle has made me that much strong and sharper,  like a katana being forged in a blazing furnace, and folded again and again till it’s steel is prepared to cut down any foe who stands against it. I went through the kind of crap that would have made lesser men wave a white flag and surrender. It has been tough as walking to hell and back, but I’ve risen above all of that, and here I am still standing. I’m right here about to step into the main event of the biggest show of the year, where I can not only finally put all the bull crap I’ve gone through this past season behind me, not only give the jackass who’s been the biggest thorn in my side the ass kicking he so thoroughly deserves, but finally accomplish my dream of becoming a world champion. 

Hugh Jass: And you know that I along with most of the OWA Universe will be rooting for you. But in order to fulfill that dream, in order to slay to those demons as to say, you’ll be stepping back into one of the cruelest structures ever devised by OWA. I’m talking of course about the Thunderdome match.

Mark: I tell you the ad wizards hit the nail right on the head when they called this the  wrath of the gods.  If it wasn’t enough that When the bell rings at Final Destination, Remming Ivory Prescott is gonna be locked in this Thunderdome with group guys who’d like nothing more than to beat his lousy carcass from one section of the dome to the other, Hurricane Mark is coming to Philly, and he’s bringing a 100 percent chance of ass whoopings! RIP is about to swept away in the flood that is the Cosmic Caravan running over the Tres Comas Club’s chosen jackass! And sure, he’s got a sniveling little snake in the grass Named Reginald Dampshaw the 3rd ready to take a bullet for the bastard, like some sort of sacrificial lap dog. I tell you Reggie Dampshaw is still fresh to Olympus, and RIP wouldn’t dare get his hands dirty In a match like this. let me tell you Man, cruel is the tip of the iceberg when you describe a match like this. Barb wire, explosives, fire, and of course it wouldn’t be a Thunderdome without enough electricity to flash fry a cow before you can count to 5.  Hell I think I’m only now shaking out the last few volts I got the last time I was in one of these matches. I’ve seen my fair share of action locked inside that structure, and I’m giving fair warning to both RD3, And our defending Immortal Champion, that nothing you’ve experienced before can prepare you for the hell that awaits inside. This match isn’t one you win, it’s one you survive. This match is gonna come down to who is the toughest, the most resilient? Who has the ability to push past pain like no other, and go that one extra round, push into that extra gear when you’re already in double overtime, and quite frankly who here is the most stubborn son of a bitch who just will not lay down and die if he knows what is good for him? Who is the most persistent, perseverant, prick crazy enough to step through those ropes and risk life and limb for one chance at Immortality?  Who has the most heart? Who has the biggest fire burning in the bottom of their belly? Ask this of anyone in the OWA Universe and most all of them will tell you that  the Romani King fits the bill to a Tee.   If anyone in that match is gonna question how much heart I have, Look what happened just a few weeks ago.  I damn near get my head knocked off by Darkane. I’ll admit it The Seventh Ward left me laying. When I came to the ref told me he called it cause I was out like a light. I could have sulked and licked my wounds, But instead I pulled myself together, I shook that beating off, rolled into the Total Elimination match, and because of it, I’m on the king’s road to claiming the Immortal Heavyweight Crown. It ain’t hyperbole to say Ain’t nobody got hustle like I do, ain’t nobody got that drive to survive like I do, and ain’t nobody the kind of heart and fire that I’m bringing to the ring. 

Hugh Jass: Few would doubt you there, but of course you know you’ll be standing against some of the hungriest competitors the Olympus brand has to offer. Most of them have a bone to pick with the tres comas club, and specifically Remington Ivory Prescott. How do you game plan for such contrasting styles and personalities? What do you anticipate having to do to grab the victory at Final Destination? Or is there even gonna be a game plan considering how much chaos will be confined inside that chamber?

Mark: Hugh my man, a wise man once said that everyone has a plan until they get hit. I’ve been through too many train wrecks held inside a squared circle to know that it’s all well and good to have a plan, but not being able to change things up at a moment’s notice can lead to you staring up at the lights. So right now The plan right now is very simple, step into that ring and proceed to beat every single son of a bitch till I’m the last one left standing! My friend we both know this won’t be a catch as catch can classic. This won’t be a display of athleticism that leaves everyone who sees it in awe. Despite the fact that four out of the six men in this match all want to crack RIP’s teeth like 32 little Liberty Bells, count it double when you got the Romani King coming at him like ICBM ready to unleash its payload on the target, but  when it comes down to it, this match is ultimately every man for himself.  Only one man can walk away with their hand raised at the end of the night. Now everyone and their mother knows how I feel about RIP and RD3, So I won’t waste time talking about those two. And while I got respect for everyone not repping the Tres Comas Club, just know that after we get done rooting out those shit stains, it’s gonna be all business till the bell rings. So my question to everyone inside that Thunderdome is, If all the crap I’ve overcome hasn’t stopped me, what can?  Whatever hasn’t killed me, has made me stronger. 


That goes for for everybody, even Ryo Sakazuki. Look I know we got no beef here, and you know I respect that you were the first to call your shot and challenge for the Immortal title, and I know we’re purple, whatever the hell that means, but the fact is Ryo you talked about making good on your word. I know I have a few promises I have to keep. One says that I will not let the chance to do my Trainer, my friends, my Family, and my fans proud by showing them that the faith and love they’ve been giving me, that it isn’t all for nothing.  Another says that if I ever got another chance at the Immortal Championship, that I would not waste it, and that I would make good on everything I’ve said every time I came inches away from holding that belt.  And while I wouldn’t do a damn thing to keep Prescott from feeling every bit of the Grinning Demon’s rage, yet another promise I made says that I will make the billion dollar dick head get on his hands and knees and Hail to the Romani King before i put him down for the three count, because as much of a pain in the ass as he’s been for you, it’s been a whole other level the shit he pulls with me. So I’ve got about a year worth of receipts I’m bringing into the Thunderdome, and I am gonna payback RiP for everything inside that cage where whatever I do is nice and legal. But as far as you go, Look Ryo, I know you feel like you have a lot to live up to. You should try having a nickname like Picture Perfect. That’s what was expected of me in the ring, that’s what I felt I had to live up to every single moment of every single match. For so much of my career I thought it was all about being the textbook form with every lock, and suplex. I worked day and night to get it all down just right. I learned a lot in these last 3 years, namely it’s persistence not perfection that makes a winner. I know you want to prove to  Stephanie how good you are, I know you want to prove to the world how good you are. I’ve walked in your shoes, the guy who had the natural talent in that ring, but for so long lacked that certain X factor to take him to the next level till every wrote him off as an also ran. Bro, I respect that you won’t let how others see you define who you are as a wrestler, but what I see and hear out of you, that kind of bitter root, no good can come from it. That kind of chip on your shoulder can be a hell of a motivator, but it can also be a hell of weight to carry on your shoulders, and it when, not if, it brings you down, it can crush you if you let it. That’s not me preaching, that’s just some friendly advice. 

Speaking of friends, i guess I gotta talk about Brandon Hendrix. The Iron man to my Captain America. The Kong to my Godzilla.  You know a few weeks ago I didn’t think Brandon would have had it in him to date challenge RIP for the title, and if he had, I don’t think he would have done more than flop like a fish from getting poked in the chest by Prescott’s pinky. But this Brandon Hendrix, this is a whole different beast. This is a guy I could have said would take it all if I wasn’t in the match. This is a hungry and motivated, and most importantly a Brandon Hendrix that is done laying down for the slime that is the Tres Comas Club. I’ve stood toe to toe, and side by side with guy, and it is never an easy night at the office for anyone who has to go up against him.  He’s a tough bastard for sure, That said you do know he’s never beaten me right?  Don’t get mad Brandon, you know I’m just saying the facts. Okay, maybe there was a match or two were you got yourself disqualified, or you just straight up said fuck this I’m out, I’ll give you that, but if we take those matches out of the equation, erase them from the record, the record still shows I beat you, but you haven’t beaten me. Now I know you’ll want to change that come final destination, and if it should come down to me and you I’d look forward to settling any debate as to who is better between the two of us. When we are locked in that ring, I want you to give everything you got, and you can expect me to do the same in turn. You and me have been racing neck and neck, and I say Final Destination is the perfect place to settle it in what’s sure to be a photo finish, just don’t be surprised if the streak continues. 


And I’m not talking about your win steak Nobi. I have to give the respect you deserve in that you didn’t shy away from what happened the last time we were in a match like this. You acknowledged how you came up short and it takes a big man to admit when he get beat outright no bullshit.  But what is this shit with  you bitch fitting about me and that mask.  I wanted to use your name for the spotlight? Nay nay my friend. Me taking off that mask was for nothing more than the satisfaction of seeing RIP look up with glazed eyes and realizing that he’s not the only one who could pull a power play. Yes I sent that message right after your match, should I have done so during? Let me ask you, do you think the Tres Comas Club wouldn’t have pulled the same shit by overturning the decision because of Carlos and Ryo getting involved in the match? Or going back and saying ‘Actually RIP is disqualified because of RD3’s interference.’?  Gotta admit I’m a bit disappointed here Nobi, for making me something of a scapegoat Especially when you say you don’t hold me personally responsible for being stripped of the title, like can you hear yourself?  You’re saying the right words but you got the wrong tone. It’s a shame because considering how many times We’ve battled each other. we’ve traded wins and losses, we’ve fought tooth and nail, I thought you would have known me better by now. Not to say I did everything, but you and I both know if I didn’t clock RIP, that night could have been very different. But I say we drop all the speculation, all the what ifs, and the what could have beens, and we settle it inside the Thunderdome. You can talk about who deserves the Immortal Title, I’m here to prove that I deserve it, by going out there and battling like there is no tomorrow. 


At Final Destination, the Wraith Of the Gods won’t be enough to stop the Cosmic Caravan from reaching the top of Olympus, even if it means I have to crawl from the depths of Hades to get there. I’m coming to Philadelphia with no quit, no surrender, no quarter given.  And after the bell rings, my hand is raised, and the Immortal Heavyweight championship is placed around my waist, I am gonna soak in all that brotherly love when 70,000 people chant, and cheer, AND HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Hugh Jass: Well I for one hope to see that happen at final destination. But I think there’s still one question left to ask. 

Mark: Oh yeah? What is it?


Hugh Jass:  Can you help me back down, I think I’ll have a heart attack if I have to walk all that way again. 

( Michaels nods his head yes much to Jass’ relief.)


Mark: I got you Hugh. 

( Michaels and  Jass start their way down the trail together, both eager and optimistic looking ahead towards Final Destination 5.)

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Noah Krieger
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 31st 2023, 3:27 pm by Noah Krieger
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FINAL DESTINATION 5 — PROMO #1| THIS IS YOUR STOP.



“The winner of this bout by way of pinfall… AND STILL! THE OWA SPARTAN’S CHAMPION… NOAH KRIEGER!

As his theme song immediately plays over the PA System, it almost didn’t feel real, possibly a figment of his own imagination, but it was the exact opposite this time. The tune continued to play, as it sounded crystal clear to all who surrounded him on this occasion, to everyone except for the one man who craved to hear it, but it refused to match the volume of the ringing in his ears. On this night, he could only hear the sound of the bell ringing over-and-over again, the noise piercing through his ears, and for the first time in a long time — he felt as if he deserved it. This was the sound that he desired to hear for months, the final bell toll before the biggest night of his career, and now being able to hear it loud-and-clear, there wasn’t anything else that mattered.

At this moment, all of the emotions of that evening started to catch up to Noah Krieger, as he collapsed to his knees from the anguish that his body went through only moments beforehand. Proceeding to look down to his knuckles, which were covered with his opposition’s blood, simply showcasing the pain that he’d put his well-being through to reach this point. However, instead of showing any sense of emotions that resemble sorrow or anguish, he instead smiles, letting a tear roll down his left cheek, and as he immediately wipes it away, attempting to hide any form of weakness from the public eye, he then lifts himself up to a vertical base. His entire body feels every inch of this intense battle, and the involuntary groans are evidence of this, but he remains vigilant, forcing himself off of the mat, as he looks out to the sea of people within the arena. The emotions continue to be shown, which are becoming increasingly difficult to remain hidden, but with enough strength within his body, he lifts his championship up high, raising it above his head for the world to see. His heart started to beat faster-and-faster by each minute, and that’s when he knew…

No matter the cost, no matter the pain he felt, he was undeniably prepared.


***PRESENT DAY***

As the video package comes to a close, we return to the backstage area, where the camera pans over to the champion’s locker-room, where he finishes watching the same video — but there isn’t a reaction to follow. On any other occasion, there might’ve been an immediate visual expression, but he’s in an unexplored territory at the moment, which is why after only a few moments, he simply let out a slight smile upon his face — nothing more, nothing less. For the past calendar year, he’s willingly sacrificed more than any other might consider, challenged his well-being more times than one might expect, and he’s only had one goal in mind this entire time, which was to reach Final Destination V as a champion, and to defend it with honor. And now, there isn’t a doubt in anyone’s mind that he’s accomplished this goal, and finally in his own mind — he’s made it, but his voice doesn’t reflect this. It’s far from that truth, his tone isn’t one that reflects a feeling of pressure being levitated from his body, and instead something else completely…

And that’s quite telling.

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In my time as a competitor within this industry, I’ve started to slowly understand that you don’t have to be all that different from others to grasp the idea that we’re all competing for a measure of success, and no matter the scale that you might be striving for — it’s up to you to reach it. We all live by the same code, just like any other sport, greatness is what we’re after, nothing less, nothing more. However, I’ve started to learn that this isn’t always the case, many are perfectly contempt with keeping their reputation at the same level, and as long as they don’t start to fall off the ladder, then what’s the harm in being second-best, but frankly, that’s where you begin to lose me. I didn’t enter this line of work to watch legacies unfold before my eyes, that’s not me, I’m the one who creates his own and continues to carry it forward, no matter the direction it takes you. And that means whether it’s a win or loss, no matter who tells you differently, you need to continue the path you set yourself on, because if you don’t, you’re going to be passed by before you even realize it.

So while all those that surround me are feeling incredibly joyous about my title defense over JD Damon, and they feel I should feel a similar way — realistically, I can’t. As long as I’m carrying this championship around my waist, for as long as my name is connected to this belt, I’ll always have a target on my back, I’ll never be able to travel without having eyes in the back of my head, and that’s why I’m not able to celebrate this victory, not one that I was barely able to survive in the first place. In a way, I can no longer relate to many others, there isn’t a way that I can simply sit idly by and switch my mindset, simply due to one successful victory — I expect more than that. I’ve got the wounds to prove that I’m still the champion, I’ve got the belt around my waist to prove it as well, but until I walk out of Philly with the same being true, then nothing before it matters. The Tribunal might be in the rear-view mirror, but as far as I’m concerned, I won’t feel like THE champion, until one name is dealt with, until I’m able to say that I’ve defeated him.

Christopher Sabertooth.

You can ask absolutely anyone, and they’ll all say the same thing, my goal has never changed, I always wanted to walk into Final Destination V as Spartan’s Champion, so every victory leading into this opportunity was a pit-stop to the ultimate dream — and now you’re standing before me, with the exact same dream. And when you came to me for a chance to share this dream, to share the squared circle for the first time in our respective careers, I must admit that there was a small sense of surprise in my mind, but out of respect, I gave you the only answer you’d listen to. There’s nothing groundbreaking being said when I tell you that there’s mutual respect between the two of us, there always has been, but that’s as far as it goes for me. I hold respect for you as a competitor, and how couldn’t I? You’re the embodiment of what we all strive to become one day, you’re the hardest working man in the room, a multi-time champion, but that’s where it all ends, because when we share a room, I take that spot. I've had to ensure that this is the truth, because when I didn't, The Frontline made sure I'd never forget it.

On the off chance that you’ve forgotten, allow me to remind you of what I’m exactly talking about, there was a time where The Frontline was falling apart, and I was asked to aid your battle in fighting for Micheal Bishop’s honor, and without hesitation, I put my well-being at risk for ALL OF YOU. At no point in time, did I ever ask or expect any kind of gratitude for this, as I’ve always believed that fighting for what you believe in is the correct approach, but that doesn’t mean that I’ll just let the past slide. If you expect me to forget about how the moment  you all deemed fit, Frontline sent Jeff X my way, and not long after, he took what I sacrificed MONTHS to earn — and it almost felt as if he used it as a bargaining chip, rather than taking care of it, as I once did. Nonetheless, while I should’ve hated him for this, I didn’t and I still don’t, because the more experience I have as a champion, the more I begin to understand why you feel this has to be the way to go.

When you’re left alone with nothing but yourself and your thoughts, you begin to realize that true success only comes when you’ve reached your lowest — and that’s where you’re at, Chris. You’ve spent a good portion of the year chasing after the end-goal, of becoming the OWA World Champion, but you failed to succeed, and now you’re hellbent on making sure that I’m unable to finish mine. Y’see, I once told you that I’ve been displeased with The Frontline for months, feeling like a target to those whom you stood beside in their darkest times — it isn’t a good feeling. I’m not a hired gun for other’s success, I’m a champion who has put his blood, sweat, and tears into reaching this point and that's not going to change, not with you now trying to change that. There’s a point where I can understand the lows that you’re currently feeling, I’ve been there plenty of times before, but the fact still remains the same, I’m not jeopardizing my career for anybody’s happiness, and that includes your own. Whether you like it or not, I didn’t come to be in this position by being selfless. There's a time and place to be kind-hearted, and that’s any other time but now — this is too important. In all honesty, this feeling is something that weighs heavy on my heart, there’s a lot on the line for both of us, and that can only be told if we’re completely honest with one another.

You’ve said it yourself, you’re not willing to be considered second place for even a second longer, and I’m not going to fall into that position from a lack of trying. That's not who I am, nor the way I’ve been taught to approach these kinds of situations. Just like you, I've always wanted to be known as the best professional wrestler in the world, and for me to be able to accomplish such a feat, I need to put this debate to rest — I need to prove that I’m better than you. I failed to do such a thing against Jeff once before, and it’s quickly dawned on me that if history were to repeat itself, if I were unable to keep yet another Frontline member from destroying my months of sacrifice, than that’d only mean one thing — I’m not even close to being where I need to be. And that’s simply not a reality that I’d be comfortable living in, which is why even with the history we have with one another, the mutual respect we have for another’s talent, it doesn’t take away from the fact that I can’t afford a loss. And while you might argue that the same can be said for you, you’ve got something to lean on, your career speaks for yourself, with years of accolades, title reigns, and a bonafide Hall Of Fame career, so if this turns out to be anything other than your night — there’s not a chance that you’ll fall into obscurity.

Not everyone has that luxury, not in this industry.

I’ve had one hell of a year myself, but your longevity speaks for itself, which is why I don’t think you understand how important this bout is to me, to my career. No matter the struggles you might be going through right now, you’ve been a made man for some time now, but Final Destination is my chance to become just that, and that doesn’t come true by stepping to the side, and allowing you to tell another chapter in your already historic career, and frankly, why should I? I can’t deny the truth, I treat every single night like it might be my last, not because I think it’ll be, but because I’m prepared to go to the lengths that many refuse to — and that includes you, Chris. While I’ve been through hell-and-back as champion, going through unimaginable pain to remain as such, you’ve been given chance after chance to become once again, but when does it become enough? There’s no denying the level of work ethic that you certainly possess, but when it comes down to it, you barely came up short at Clash of the Titans, and the months later, at Burning Sky… you were pinned by the same man, for the prize that continues to haunt you, all while I’ve held this championship.

For nearly half a year, I’ve been extremely grateful to wear this belt across my waist, defending it against some of OWA’s very finest, in the form of both Jason Long & JD Damon, but now I need to be more than grateful, I need to be mentally prepared for this challenge. Which is why I understand that your own shortcomings are slowly eating away at you. I've felt just like that before, we’re both workhorses for this company, and failure is the LAST thing we want to feel. Then again, you’re not the only one who’s haunted by their past, and in order to accept my past, to thrive in the future, I can’t be known as your ‘rebound victory.’ Y’see, people have been telling me for months that I’ve done wonders with the Outlaw Championship, with the Spartan’s Championship, but while they might feel this way, the same can’t be felt for me, not until this is over. No matter the occasion, I haven’t been able to overcome any of the main eventers here on Kingdom, whether it’s been Micheal Bishop, Jeff X, Raivo, you get the point, and as long as I’m not able to defeat the top guys, the individuals who represent this company, I won’t feel like an exceptional champion, and there’s not a chance I’ll feel like the Best In The World — not until I’m able to beat you.

There’s always someone who seems to have my number, who can keep me from soaring to my untapped potential, and if you think you’re going to be another example of this, you’re sorely mistaken. I’ve watched this exact story unfold several times, they see a chance to write their own mistakes, to reach heights that they’ve previously seen, but they can only do so at the expense of themselves, but that’s where that story is put on hold. While you might feel it’s some sort of obligation of yours to take this championship away from me, simply because it’s been at arm’s reach for your entire career, frankly, that isn’t my issue. It’s completely up to you to seize the opportunity, and make good on your own promises, to complete your own journey with a measure of success — but I can’t let that happen, because now you’re not just coming after a championship, you’re trying to ruin what I’ve spent almost half a year building. It’s my duty to ensure that the lineage of this championship isn’t tarnished, that I remain on top of this division, but with you now threatening that image so that your own doesn’t continue to blemish, Final Destination can’t be your night.

Once again, I feel for your situation, and on a less important occasion, I might’ve been more emphatic to the matter, but this isn’t any other night, this isn’t for bragging rights, no sir. This is on the most important night in OWA, for MY championship, and I’m not giving it up that easily. I’m already showing compassion by giving you this opportunity, but that’s where that all ends, as you have to understand that you’re trying to halt my momentum, to take away EVERYTHING on the night that I’ve been working towards for well over a year, and for what? So that you can rectify your own failures from five years ago? If that’s what you’d like to do, be my guest, but I didn’t make it here just for you to tell your own story of redemption at my damn expense — that’s not happening. This isn’t going to be like all of the rest, this one will be different, because if I were to allow the past to repeat itself, then that would mean that I’m the same Noah Krieger from months ago…

But that’s just not true.

I’m the best I’ve ever been, and that’s because at the end of the day, this isn’t just some simple victory, this is about proving to myself that I deserve this, that this championship deserves to be around my waist, that I’m not weak like all those before you have alluded to. I’m going to prove that without a shadow of a doubt, I’m not any of those things, but rather I’m the kind of champion that’s going to fight his heart out, I’m going to tear through the competition, and I’ll adapt to this environment, that’s filled with the utmost amount of pressure. And in this case, you’re the competition that’s been set before me, and no matter the past that I have with you and The Frontline, it’s no longer about them, it’s about denying yet another challenger the chance to take what’s mine. There’s absolutely nothing that I’m unprepared for, not now, and not in Philadelphia, it’s simply up to me to prove this to be the case, and that’s what it’s all about. Trust me, all I need is one moment. One moment to solidify my legacy, to change the course of history, and on this night, I’m not allowing it to slip away.

Final Destination, Chris.

This is your stop.

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Alyssa Grace
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 31st 2023, 7:58 am by Alyssa Grace
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SOMETHING UGLY IN YOU, YOU ALSO SAW IN ME.
GUESS WE’RE INFECTED WITH THE SAME DISEASE.
06/04/2022. 
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. 

Alyssa allowed Elizabeth’s knuckles to crash against the brick twice before intervening. She hadn’t intended for her presence to be revealed in such a stereotypical mysterious manner but given how rapidly night had fallen, she wasn’t exactly left with another choice. A clearing of the throat after stepping out of the shadows was all that was required to capture the attention of the now former APEX World Heavyweight champion and the degree of surprise mixed with a little apprehension which had immediately replaced the anger written in her features upon making eye contact with Alyssa was enough for the redhead to know that if she wished to keep that attention, she’d have to act fast - and smart. Keep it straight to the point, avoid spilling too much, that kind of thing. 

‘Here to rub it in?’ 

Was she expecting Liz to almost spit venom right in her face? Not exactly. Could she blame her? Not exactly. The last person anyone would expect to see in the unfortunate situation Liz found herself experiencing had to be the fiancée of the man who was responsible for snatching away the only physical embodiment of every drop of blood, sweat and tears sacrificed in order to build yourself up into becoming a legitimate threat in a business as cutthroat and competitive as wrestling. Especially when the history you have with the woman in question wasn’t exactly squeaky clean either. Alyssa merely offered a chuckle in response, shaking her head and holding her hands up as innocently as possible to show that she didn’t carry ill intent – a stark contrast to how she was the last time they had been face to face. 

‘I’m here to ask you a question.’ 

An eyebrow shot up as arms came to cross against the chest. Briefly, Liz contemplated telling her to fuck right off and go back to playing happy home but thanks to their battles in the past, she’d become a little too familiar with how the cogs in Alyssa’s mind operated and as anticipated, Alyssa continued before Liz could register a. what was happening right now and b. the suddenness of it all. 

‘I don’t want to do this alone anymore. I can’t do this alone anymore. I need a partner and I want it to be you. You in?’

Liz blinked. She remained silent, taking a moment to properly look at Alyssa. It dawned on her that she wasn’t able to tell which of the two was more bruised and battered, tired and twisted. Karlson couldn’t help but feel as if they had been here before, same Hell, same demons. Alyssa stood as a dishevelled proof of shattered slumber but Liz was smart enough to not confuse it as a sign of defeat, despite how cruel life had publicly been to her as of late, the sparkle within Alyssa’s eyes spoke volumes, a riot within was breaking out, hope was a dangerous and very flawed thing for women like them to have but something within Liz’s system screamed that this was an opportunity that she couldn’t afford to and didn’t actually want to miss. 

‘Alright, I’m in.’ 

And that was that. Alyssa’s lips curled up into a smile, a wave of relief very apparently washing over her. Perhaps Liz should have dug a little deeper into the simplicity of something that shouldn’t be as simple as A-B-C, perhaps she could’ve pondered why Alyssa seemed hellbent on getting her assistance specifically for whatever trouble she intended to cause, there’s a lot she should have done differently but instead all Liz did was stuff bleeding hands into her pockets and stare a little awkwardly at Alyssa who punched her number into Liz’s cell and instantaneously jumped into a big speech, demanding that Liz take care of herself and that she call soon as they had lots to discuss. As Alyssa bid her farewell to return to the life Liz felt as if she’d never be able to have, all that ran through the brick shithouse’s mind was one thing..

‘What else do I have to lose?’ 

Plenty.

She had plenty left to lose. 
- - - -

WE’RE THE SAME, WE’RE BOTH RABID ANIMALS. 
GOT SICK HEADS AND MINDS, WE WERE BOTH BORN FERAL.

For a fleeting moment, I was so confident in thinking that you would’ve known better. 

I hoped that you would’ve known better.

More for your sake than mine of course, but if you – or anyone else – are under the impression that I want to be in this position right now, you’re dead wrong. For the first time in my career, there is absolutely zero excitement flooding my senses, there will be absolutely no satisfaction to be found in the slaughter I have to commit. No matter how hard and deep I dig in an attempt to find something, anything to cling to in order to make myself feel better about walking into my final destination, I come up empty handed and it’s dawned on me that the blood shed, both mine and yours will be sure to stain my hands for the rest of my days. 

I detest it.

I detest all of this but I understand that I am simply powerless to change fate. The power to alter destiny is just beyond our capabilities, the pill I swallowed with ease in the end is the very same pill that’s currently choking you, stripping you of the honour that comes with going out with as little humiliation as possible. That’s why we’re here. I want to make it abundantly clear that things escalating in the rapid and downright gruesome manner that they have done was meant to be. There was never any alternative. In no reality does any of this pan out even remotely differently for either of us and in some ways, I’m glad for that, this is the kindest thing for you. I know you, I’ve studied you, I’ve been you and I know you couldn’t stomach being in my position right now, you couldn’t handle the heat that comes with being one of OWA’s most hated and you most certainly could never throw away something as good as what we were to capture something even better than looms on the horizon. For me, that something better is actually something incredibly simple – it’s peace. I tossed you to the side, slit your throat and broke your heart for peace. 

After the terrible things I have done to others and had done to me in return, I think I’ve earned some tranquility, I think I deserve some fuckin rest but now I have to wait a little while longer to finally have that because your jealousy that borders on infatuation at this point has deluded you into making the less than smart decision of doing everything in your already dwindling power to make it increasingly difficult for me to ride off into the sunset and proceed to live a normal life. You don’t want me to be happy and given the events that have occurred on the road to this point, most will understand why that is but what they don’t know is your bitterness towards me has long preceded the death of #TPOIV. And it’s a shame because I tried real fuckin’ hard to help you in any way I could but instead of seeing someone who just wanted the best for her dearest friend, you would look into my eyes and see everything you can just never be and that quickly became a poison lacking an antidote. Let’s face it, I’ve got it all. I’ve got the accolades, I’ve got the respect from more than enough people in this industry regardless if they like me or not, I’ve got the rookies looking up to me, literally paying for an hour of my time down at the academy, I’ve got the loving and equally successful partner who will be happy to snap the neck of anyone who looks at me funny, I’ve got the stable home to return to after a long week and and you, what do you have? Jack shit but the memories of a woman just beyond your reach. 

I might have made you famous here but what people don’t realise is that I also made you soft. I melted you down into a dying star without even trying because I was the first person to look you in the eye and see so much more than the product of Graham Baker’s depravity. I was the first person to take you in as you were and give you as much of the world as I could because I was stupid enough to believe that you deserved it. But you can’t help someone who has no genuine desire to be helped and that’s been the main problem for you your entire life Elizabeth. You don’t want to be fixed because the only thing that people are willing to give you a crumb of attention for is everything that’s wrong with you. Your Shakespearen inspired tragedy draws people in, the violent delights and violent ends, your story is only worth reading because you’ve developed into the rose by every name, your masquerade of a wronged warrior bleeds crimson all over the pages and there’s apocalypses woven in between every letter because god, the pain never seems to fucking end for you, does it? That tale might be powerful enough to make the coldest of men weep but it certainly isn’t eloquent enough to stop me from burning the entire fucking book and rewriting it for the world to sin their teeth into the truth, using your flesh as the paper and your blood as the ink. Your ruination will be honeyed and as I wrap my hand around your throat, aiming to stop the pulse that exists because of me, I will tell you one final time that I love you. Because I really do. There’s just not enough love to save either of us. 

Love, I’ve found, is more of a curse than a gift

For far too long now, I’ve been the goddess who swallows her needs to conform to the wants of the world around her and I’ve been the one and only goddess that’s been ruined and twisted by the woes and weight of what has been a very tumultuous life. A mere three years has been enough to turn me into something unbelievable. I stand before you as a tragedy of desires, a girl of mirrors and mayhem, driven mad by the neverending prayer for the pure genuine kind of love, love and always more love and I’ve been driven even madder by you, by the contradicting hatred that has festered and laid within my chest like a poison to ruin myself and the world around me because love is not so loved by those who surround me. I smiled whilst secretly crying over you Liz, over the death of the Elizabeth Karlson the world once knew, I vehemently spent so long refusing to say a word to you about the inherent misery you caused me because for whatever reason, you decided to give up on us because I really, really, really thought that perhaps you were just going through a little slump, but you weren’t. In the end you showed your true colours, you proved to be the total opposite of everything I put faith into and then you want to show up and claim that I almost ruined everything for you? YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME. Anything I have done to you either it be physically or mentally, you have fucking deserved. Sweet old Alyssa Grace was discarded and the disillusionment started to prey upon my soul, luring me towards the funeral pyre of the person I could’ve been all along if only I hadn’t cared so fucking much. 

People ask me ‘what is a goddess if not a girl?’ and to that I just laugh softly, eyes gleaming mean beneath the petrichor of blood that doesn’t belong to me and with a single hand laid to the throat of those foolish enough to question me, I just sigh and laugh again. A goddess is an empowered monster before anything else, and I, the holder of traitorous motherfucking love, is nothing by the most monstrous of them all. This monster may be a representation of your unresolved trauma, guilt and a manifestation of the sins of your past but unlike the terrors that haunt you when the sun goes down Liz, this monster is a real creature and she’s going to fucking get you. How could I not be the monster and by extension, maker of our own demise? Love is the poison and I’ve got so much of it slammed inside of me, enough to overdose again and again and again just to get the greatest high of all time and the steepest fall known to man. There’s love seeping from the corners of my soul with all its shatters and tears and I have the eyes of the utmost sinner’s desires on open display, I’ll say everything and nothing when I gaze into your eyes and smile one last time. Made to be this way, I, the goddess of love, was ruined by you, the one who never really loved me in the right way. 

I can't deny the truth, I can only come to grips with it, as challenging as that can be. I haven't been able to create a momentum for myself in what seems like forever. This is the last chance for me to do that, to gain the kind of head of steam that invokes images of volcanic eruptions, not to continuously go out with a whimper, but to go down the right way: swinging, as fast on the draw as ever, with a bang. For better and for worse, I’m never going to be who I was this time last year again. I’m never going to hold gold here again. I’m never going to piss you all off with my existence again. I’m never going to even graze the main event scene again and thank fucking God for that. I don’t want to. I don’t want anything more than to just make it through this match so I can put being a professional wrestler behind me. I don’t want this existence anymore. I want a proper one. And unlike you Liz, unlike a lot of people here, I can actually have that. I’m prepared to draw every ounce of blood from your body, prepared to break every possible bone I must in order to put an end to your pursuit and it will all be elementary for me. The world knows who you are, already accepts who you are and is already anticipating certain outcomes because of who you are. Words cannot convince me nor anyone else that Final Destination will be anything more than an inhumane beat down. I’m not swayed by your desires, not influenced by your meagre attempts at trying to measure up. You cannot go toe to toe with me. We’re worlds apart - galaxies apart - in everything you could imagine. These fantasies of yours are a delight but when that match makes contact, it will consume them whole. Devour the very dreams you hold close to your chest, the very ideals you’re clinging to. All consumed in the glorious ignition of my next chapter. My greatest chapter, written far fucking away from this shithole. And in fifteen years time I’m going to sit my children down and I’m going to show them all the atrocities I’ve committed, I’m going to teach them to follow in my footsteps and put anybody that stands in their way of living the life they want to live six feet under to rest forever with the worms without hesitation. Alyssa Grace has done a lot more good for Omega Wrestling Alliance than she has done bad but of course, nobody wants to acknowledge that. Still, I’m going to do something spectacular, once again I’m going to do something unforgettable, I’m going to do something that I’ll be thanked for, I’m going to rid Odyssey of the two biggest cancers taking up space they don’t deserve to occupy. As the last good act I’m willing to ever do for this place that has taken more from me than it’s ever given, I’m going to kill us both. And when you get to hell Liz, get real close to the Devil, let him see the fear in your eyes, the apprehension in your tone, let him see everything I did to you and fucking tell him I’m really not that far behind. 

We tried to claw our plot out of our veins for much longer than I anticipated, we tried to escape the fate we knew about but chose to ignore because of the love we grew to feel for the other but all the love, all the grit, all the determination, all the shared pain, it was never going to mean a damn thing. It’s done nothing but make this so much fucking harder and it breaks my heart, we’ve been doomed from the beginning and sometimes I wish we hadn’t fought so hard to change things but if we hadn’t, what kind of story would we be telling here? A forgettable one. One that nobody would ever bring themselves to care about. And we can’t have that, can we? The suffering has to be for something. I’ve reached the final and most important stage of grief - acceptance. I plan on getting you there too, let’s call it reaching heaven through violence. 


YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH KNIVES AND GET ALL CUT UP.
HAD A SHOTGUN AND YOU SAWED THE BARREL OFF.
COVERED UP IN WELTS, YOU SAY YOU LIKE IT ROUGH.
WELL, NO BLOOD FOR YOU WILL EVER BE ENOUGH.

VaeVictisBD, Christopher Sabertooth, Mav., Elijah Hampton, 'Don' Hendrix, DT The Ruler and Felix Hartley have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jacob Senn
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 30th 2023, 3:42 pm by Jacob Senn
Can you feel it in the air, everyone? Can you sense the anticipation hung thick in the air like a storm ready to unleash its tempest upon the world? Do you get the sense of this mysterious Third Owner being a ringmaster to allow you to see the circus of madness that we are about to enter within at Final Destination? We are about to endure a war that could possibly set the entire tone for the next season of this company—the Falls Count Anywhere match, a symphony of brutality and redemption that transcends the boundaries of the squared circle. As the canvas prepares to bear witness to our struggles, we're not just vying for an opportunity to claim championship gold and add to our personal resumés. This is about the essence of this company, the state of this business of ours, this is about the future. This is not only about who will be challenging for the OWA Immortal Heavyweight Championship after Final Destination 5, but it is for the possession of the soulstone of Belial, a relic that encapsulates the darkness I once embraced, the darkness I once allowed to consume me. Across from me stands not just opponents, but characters woven into the tapestry of Olympus' narrative for the past couple years. There's Elijah Hampton, a star on a meteoric rise, his journey a reflection of the relentless pursuit of self-discovery in a realm dictated by alliances and rivalries, a hero that has been born from the shadows of this industry. There's Lazarus Arjen, a looming presence whose alliance with Darkane adds an enigmatic layer to this already intricate tapestry, a dastardly and violent young imp of a man who hopes to claim his own personal glory and gain power beyond comparison. And then, there's Darkane himself. A man who has been born into the violence of the world, the dregs of society where evil and darkness are mere background accoutrement to him, and one of the most feared wrestlers in our business for the carnage he is able to manifest. These are the central figures in this saga that we have collectively created, their destinies converging in a collision that will redefine legacies and set in motion a sequence of events that will shape the course of Olympus itself. So gather 'round for the story of how we reached this point, for this is not merely a wrestling match; it's a chapter of our lives, a chapter that dares us to reach for redemption, to grapple with our demons, and to inscribe our names in the annals of greatness.

Amidst the echoes of the past and the promises of the future, we are drawn to the enigmatic arrival of Elijah Hampton—an emergence onto the Olympus stage alongside Ryo Sakazaki that sent ripples of intrigue through the hearts of the fans of the world. From the very beginning, it was clear that he was no ordinary contender, that he carried with him an aura of potential waiting to be unleashed. But the journey from obscurity to prominence was not a linear path; it was a labyrinthine odyssey through alliances and allegiances. From the enigmatic Blacklist in alignment with CM Nas to joining sides with the malevolent force of Havoc, his story was a novel with a litany of pages devoted to collaboration and competition. Yet, beneath the surface of these alliances lay a constant struggle—a struggle to find his own identity, to break free from the shackles of being defined solely by his alliances, and to carve a name for himself in a world that often sought to confine him within predetermined roles. Elijah's journey is a testament to the resilience of the human spirit, a journey that reflects the universal pursuit of authenticity and the desire to forge a legacy that is uniquely one's own.

Yet, as fate would have it, the path of Elijah Hampton would intersect with mine in a moment that would change the course of Olympus history—a pivotal encounter that would set in motion the birth of The Dynasty. A single encounter between Elijah Hampton and myself marked the turning point, a moment of destiny that saw the fusion of our ambitions and aspirations. From that point forward, an invitation was extended—an invitation to join alongside Darkane, the violent figure who would become an integral piece of the puzzle in forming our brotherhood known as The Dynasty. The melding of our talents, ambitions, and shared drive culminated in an era of unparalleled domination. It was a chapter marked by championship triumphs that painted The Dynasty in the golden hues of victory—a reign that saw us clutch every title that Olympus had to offer, a reign that saw us not merely as comrades, but as brothers bound by a shared purpose. The era of The Dynasty was a manifestation of unity's power, an affirmation that when talents converge and aspirations align, greatness is inevitable.

As Elijah Hampton's journey continued within the embrace of The Dynasty, his growth transformed him into a rising star, a beacon of promise within our dominion. His ascent mirrored the collective rise of The Dynasty, as our unity solidified into an empire that seemed invincible. Every championship, every accolade, they all found their home within our grasp, a testament to the unyielding dominance we held over Olympus. It was a time of triumph and celebration, a peak of our reign that shone like the brightest star in the night sky. But even as we basked in the glow of our accomplishments, subtle tremors whispered of internal cracks, the inevitable fragility that awaited beneath the surface. The seeds of dissent were sown, alliances strained, and the very unity that defined us began to waver. The empire's ascension was undeniably glorious, yet the fragility that lingered beneath was a reminder that even the mightiest of dominions could be undone by the weight of internal conflicts.

As the tides of Olympus shifted, the arrival of Eon Blue's faction brought with it the taint of darkness—a darkness that emanated from the fragments of Belial, an ancient entity that sought to corrupt and consume. It was amidst this turmoil that I was faced with a fateful choice, a choice that would define not only my destiny but also the fate of The Dynasty. In my thirst for power and victory, I chose to embrace the darkness, to become its vessel and betray the very comrades and brothers who had stood by my side. This betrayal marked the cataclysmic turning point, the implosion that shattered The Dynasty's foundation and heralded the disintegration of our unity. The bonds of brotherhood, once unbreakable, were severed by my own hands, and the empire that had risen so spectacularly began to crumble under the weight of treachery and malevolence. The collapse of unity was a painful lesson, a stark reminder that even the strongest bonds could be corroded by the corrosive touch of darkness and the choices made in its shadow.

Elijah Hampton's odyssey took an unexpected turn as he evolved from a rising star to a hero, becoming the very figure prophesied to topple the reign of terror that I had unleashed upon Olympus. His journey was a reflection of resilience and transformation, as he emerged from the shadows to challenge the darkness that had consumed me. In a climactic confrontation, the prophecy was fulfilled, and the once-unassailable empire I had constructed crumbled beneath the weight of Elijah's triumph. His victory symbolized the triumph of light over darkness, a poignant reminder that redemption and courage could indeed conquer even the most malevolent of forces. With his victory, the chapter that had witnessed my fall from grace came to a close, offering closure to a saga marked by betrayal, corruption, and ultimately, the redemption that Elijah's heroism had brought forth.

Yet as one chapter ended, another emerged with Lazarus Arjen's troubling development—a new threat aligned with Darkane that cast a looming shadow over the Olympus horizon, after I had been defeated and exiled from the world of OWA. The Seventh Ward, a faction driven by motives shrouded in chaos and darkness made its presence felt, standing as a harbinger of turmoil. Their pursuit of power and chaos mirrors the very forces that once led me astray, a reminder that the cycle of struggle is unyielding and that darkness will forever seek to test the resolve of the righteous. As past demons resurface and renewed threats materialize, the inevitability of confrontation looms large, a reminder that the battles waged in the arena are but reflections of the broader struggles that define the human experience. In the face of these challenges Elijah Hampton and I, once bitter rivals, find ourselves united by a shared destiny, forced to confront our own pasts while navigating the intricacies of an ever-shifting Olympus landscape.

And now, as the tides of destiny weave their intricate tapestry once again, I stand before you a changed man, driven not by the allure of power, but by the relentless pursuit of redemption. My return to Olympus signifies more than a mere resurgence; it is a declaration that the darkness that once consumed me has been cast aside, replaced by a fervent determination to rewrite the narrative of my legacy. The Respect is Earned strap match served as a pivotal test, a crucible through which my transformation was laid bare. In that battle, I faced my former ally and rival, Elijah Hampton, not as a vessel of darkness, but as a man seeking to reclaim his honor and rekindle the flames of respect that had been extinguished. The match marked a step forward in the journey towards redemption, a journey that I am acutely aware is far from its conclusion. Just as darkness lurks on the periphery, redemption remains an ongoing pursuit, a relentless commitment to face one's past, confront one's demons, and strive towards a brighter tomorrow.

Yet, as we stand on the precipice of destiny once more, a new specter looms—the dark soulstone containing the essence of Belial, an ancient and malevolent force that once wielded its power through me. This soulstone embodies a perilous potency, a concentrated darkness that threatens to cast its suffocating shadow over Olympus once again. The significance of its imprisonment cannot be overstated; it is a battle not only against the external forces that seek to harness its power but also against the darkness that resides within. The importance of sealing this soulstone is paramount, for its existence poses a constant threat, a specter that could unravel the very fabric of our world. It is a battle that must be waged not only for personal redemption but also to safeguard the future of Olympus itself. And so, with unwavering determination, I am resolute in my commitment to prevent the darkness from resurfacing, to ensure that the sins of the past remain buried and that a brighter future can be forged from the ashes of our collective struggles.

Amidst the crescendo of fate's symphony, we stand on the brink of an extraordinary encounter—a colossal Falls Count Anywhere match that defies the confines of tradition and reaches deep into the recesses of our souls. The air crackles with an electric anticipation, igniting the arena and the hearts of all who bear witness to this impending spectacle. This is more than a mere contest; it's an epic collision that will etch its mark upon the annals of Olympus' history. As the spotlight shines upon Elijah Hampton, Darkane, Lazarus Arjen, and myself, we find ourselves at the crossroads of destiny, converging for a battle that transcends physicality—a battle for the very soul of Olympus itself.

The stakes are colossal, twofold in their significance. The OWA Immortal Heavyweight Championship gleams as a symbol of supremacy, igniting ambition and determination within us. Conversely, the ominous soulstone containing the malevolent essence of Belial looms as a reminder of past darkness and latent threats. This is no ordinary battle; it's a fight against the shadows that threaten to plunge our realm into eternal chaos. The soulstone's imprisonment is paramount to safeguarding our world's future.

Our presence on this grand stage mirrors more than athletic prowess; it embodies the clash of ideals, a battle between redemption and temptation that resonates on a profound level. Beyond wrestling, this is an exploration of the human condition—a narrative of struggles, transformation, and the intricate dance of destiny. The clash represents a microcosm of the eternal struggle between light and shadow, unity and discord—a battle that shapes Olympus' essence.

As the countdown to our confrontation ticks away, we step into the arena as vessels of destiny, embodying a narrative that transcends wrestling. The Falls Count Anywhere match is not just a spectacle; it's a tale of redemption, a testament to the unyielding human spirit. In this moment, we transcend roles and become symbols of the ongoing battle between light and darkness. As the crescendo approaches, we're swept up in the currents of destiny—a destiny that resonates with humanity's struggle and echoes through the ages.

In the heart of the storm, as the tempest of battle approaches, I stand not as a mere contender but as a vessel of transformation—a beacon of light amidst the encroaching shadows. From the ashes of my own past, I have emerged with a resolute aspiration: to be a force of unwavering positivity, a counterbalance to the darkness that has too often plagued the wrestling realm, and to be The Punisher to those who dare attempt the darkness and evils of this world. As I step into the crucible of the Falls Count Anywhere match, I bear a solemn pledge—to champion honor, integrity, and the indomitable spirit of competition.

Olympus has witnessed the ebb and flow of honor, the rise and fall of integrity, often marred by the self-serving machinations that have tainted this sacred sport. But I stand as a sentinel of change, determined to rekindle the flame of virtue and justice. This is not merely about winning titles; it's about reinstating a code of conduct, a moral compass that guides our actions and decisions. In a realm where darkness has sought to devour, I am the voice that calls for clarity, the force that champion’s fairness, and the spirit that will not be swayed by the allure of power.

As the Falls Count Anywhere match looms, I pledge to transcend the confines of competition and embrace the mantle of the heroic archetype. I embody the timeless struggle between right and wrong, an embodiment of the values that should define our sport. This battle is not just for a championship or the destruction of the soulstone—it's a declaration that the forces of good can triumph over the allure of wickedness. This is my quest: to be a living embodiment of justice, an agent of positive change, and a symbol of the indomitable human spirit that refuses to yield to darkness.

In a world where allegiances shift and motivations waver, I stand firm—unbowed and unbroken. This battle is not merely about personal glory or vengeance; it's about preserving the sanctity of what we love, reclaiming the essence of competition from those who would sully it with greed and malice. My adversaries may be formidable, each bearing their own motivations and desires, but I am driven by something far more profound—a commitment to the very essence of wrestling as a force for good.

In this chaotic landscape, I am resolved to be a guiding light, illuminating the path towards honor, redemption, and unity. The Falls Count Anywhere match is not just a battleground; it's a crucible where the spirit of heroism, of selflessness, is tested. I vow to emerge from this encounter not just as a victor, but as a catalyst for transformation, a beacon of positivity that will pierce through the shroud of darkness that has lingered for far too long. As the final bell tolls and the echoes of battle fade, I will stand tall, not as a conqueror, but as a harbinger of the triumphant human spirit—a spirit that refuses to be extinguished, a spirit that will always rise above, and a spirit that will forever be a force for good and justice.

In the symphony of time, every note, every crescendo, every moment of triumph and tribulation has woven a tapestry that now unfolds before us in this monumental Falls Count Anywhere match. It's not just a clash of bodies; it's a collision of stories, fates, and destinies that have intertwined over the past couple of years, forming a narrative that is as rich and complex as the human experience itself.

In the tapestry of time, every thread from the past couple of years converges in this monumental Falls Count Anywhere match—a collision of stories, destinies, and fates that has led to this defining moment. As we stand on the precipice of battle, I embody the culmination of these threads, a testament to triumph over tribulation.

Why will I emerge victorious? It's not mere assertion; it's rooted in who I've become. The path to redemption forged me into a force to be reckoned with. The darkness that once consumed me has been purged, and the soulstone that held Belial is now a weapon against darkness.

To Elijah Hampton, Lazarus Arjen, and Darkane, prepare to face a transformed Jacob Senn. No longer driven by darkness, I stand as a warrior fueled by redemption, ready to leave an indelible mark on Olympus.

Elijah, once partner and rival, Lazarus, bearer of darkness, and Darkane, a scourge upon humanity, face a Jacob Senn who's transcended his history. The tapestry that brought us here is a testament to growth, change, and renewal.

In this battlefield without bounds, know this: I'm more than a competitor. I'm a living embodiment of the journey that's led us here. As the bell tolls, remember this Falls Count Anywhere match is a testament to the transformative power of redemption and the resilience of the human spirit.

VaeVictisBD, Stark, Mav., Alyssa Grace, #BeLikeBea, 'Don' Hendrix, DT The Ruler and Lazarus Arjen have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DarkCircle
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 30th 2023, 12:21 pm by DarkCircle
Thunderdome #1:  "The Mouth of Madness"

{The screen static jumps for a few seconds before the following text appears on the screen}


My knowledge of pain, learned with the sabre, taught me not to be afraid. And just as in dueling when you must concentrate on your enemy's cheek, so, too, in war. You cannot waste time on feinting and sidestepping. You must decide on your target and go in.
---Otto Skorzeny


{The screen then static jumps again, this time we see a close up of a hand, flexing and curling the fingers as we pull back and up to reveal the damaged arm of Ryo Sakazaki, his dark eyes watching as he works his hand for a few more seconds before a very dry, hollow sounding chuckle escapes him}


OWA Promos - Page 13 Fxreeqyxsaakpnb


Ryo: Don't let them get into my head, Stephanie? Where was this advice years ago when I was being yelled at by not only the fans but certain members of our own locker room to just fucking *die* every time that I went out for one of my matches, hm? Where was this oh so sage advice of yours's when I was close to breaking and the only person out there that actually stood by me was my brothers Kain, Uri, and Jake?! 

You need ME to get it together?! Can you honestly look me in the fucking eyes and tell me one simple time that you came up to me and asked how I was doing in the past few years that I was here in this company, trying to hold my shit together?! 

{Ryo chuckles darkly again, running his other hand through his dark hair as he shakes his head slowly}

Ryo: When you needed back up, Stephanie, I was there. But then again I knew that I wasn't your first choice because I'm not JACOB, he was your prized student because he was a fucking prodigy...and you enjoyed every single instant that you had a legitimate second generation fucking wrestling *prodigy* on your hands that you could shape and mold to your heart's content...but since Jake's over on Kingdom, you had to settle for second best and like a good student trying to ever do right by his mentor, I signed up for your little war without batting an eye because I was doing what I felt was right!


{Ryo chuckles again, this time the humorless sound is mixed with equal parts of annoyance and anger before he turns and regards the camera}


Ryo: Tatsuo, him...him on the other hand I can respect because he was the only one out of the entire group to come and check on me. He actually took the time out and made sure that I didn't bleed out or anything in that fucking arena last Olympus. Him, I got no problems with and to be honest he might be the only person looking out for me in this entire thing. 

But you Nobi, don't think that I didn't see how quickly you stepped up after I let the third owner know what I wanted at the pay per view. I let the owner and everyone else know exactly how I fucking felt and you...you jumped up because that's what a fucking white knight is supposed to do, isn't?


Be the stalwart defender of what's right.


Tell me Nobi, what's right in this case...hmm?

You think that you're in the right just because you've already been this company's world champion and that makes it right for you to just jump up and take what I've fought for, what I've fucking BLED for...and take it for yourself? 

Is that right to you, Nobi? 

{Ryo shakes his head slowly, the fury pure and clean in his eyes}

Ryo: I want you to look into these eyes, Nobi. You want me to go through you to get what I fucking want? No problem, white Knight. I'll go through you, Hendrix, and my man Mark Michaels at the fucking pay per view...I'll reach into each and everyone of your fucking RIBCAGES and rip out your godDAMN *HEARTS* with my bare fucking hands if it gets me what I want.

But I didn't want this, Nobi. 

You should’ve left this well enough alone, but no…you just had to step up and try to lay claim to the one thing that I said that I was going to claim after we destroyed the Comas. I laid it out good and clear in the lead up, I made sure that I spoke slowly and clearly so that everyone from Chad Eccelstene to Brandon Hendrix could clearly understand the words that was coming out of my mouth, partner. 

But you…you didn’t listen because you think that you know what is right, don’tcha?

{Ryo laughs again, running a hand through his hair once more as he shakes his head slightly}

Ryo: Not one of you mother fuckers seem to understand that yes, what I want does involve the world title. I'd be crazy not to include it as part of the pact and parsel of the much bigger thing that I fucking want and the fact that you three are forgetting that makes me fucking laugh. 

You see, there is something that I want more than the Omega Wrestling Alliance Immortal Heavyweight Championship...taking the title is purely the candy sprinkles that rests upon the icing of the proverbial cake.

No...there is something that I want more than that title.

Hello Rip, did you honestly think that I've forgotten about you?

I don't care about winning or losing when it comes to you. All I care about is beating you up and making your pay for all the months of BULLSHIT you put me through. I am your karma, Remington. I'm going to get you.


And then... I will allow you to change.


I will allow you to change from a fucking bloody smear on the ring apron after I fucking smash your FUCKING *HEAD* into the mat...I will allow you to change from just a worthless fucking smear to a worthless, penniless little shit because at Final Destination not only am I going to take that fucking title from you, Rip, but I'm also going to take everything from you and I do mean everything and there is not a goddamn thing that you can do about it because as I said, I'm your karma.

You see the first time that I came after a title that you held, Rip. You could’ve just let the prestige title go and gone after the world heavyweight title and you would never have found yourself at the top of my shitlist. You would still have a bright and shiny future where you had all of your money and your teeth….but no, you done had to go and chose the path that will end with me choking you out with my bare, bloody hands in front of thousands of people both in that arena and at home watching on streaming platforms all over the world. 


When you fall from those dizzying heights of your ivory perch, Rip. You will understand that it is your own fucking fault because you decided to do the stupidest thing ever and fuck with me because your fucking ego couldn’t handle losing to a superior wrestler…and you call me the fucking cockroach, no Rip…the only squishy sounds that will be happening at Final Destination is the noise that’s going to be made when I make you bite down on one of those lower turnbuckles and then stomp your fucking HEAD IN!!!


{Ryo stops for a moment and closes his eyes as he turns away from the camera, as if he is trying to gather himself and after a few seconds, he opens his eyes again and looks at the camera}


Ryo: Maybe…just maybe I’m being a little too harsh on the people who actually give two shits about me. Maybe I should just go sit in a corner and think about what I’ve done like a good little doggie because the great Queen of Fighters knows better? 


Maybe, maybe they did get into my head.


Or maybe, Stephanie, you shut your trap for two seconds and actually look at what I’ve been forced to deal with since I’ve signed with this company. I mean sure, I got off to a great start and all that shit…but for all of your chest beating these last few days during the whole thing with the Comas…where was your chest beating when I needed your support. Where was the don’t let them get into your head when people in that very locker room…WHOM SHALL REMAIN FUCKING NAMELESS BUT KNOW WHO THE EXACT *FUCK* THEY ARE BY THE WAY…kept calling for me to do shit like take a header off of the ladder and spike my skull through a ring post during my attempt at winning the Ascension to the Heavens briefcase a couple of years back or the ones that kept chanting Die Ryo Die right along with the fucking fans. 


You want everything to be happy and shit because you got the love of your life back and now you can properly focus on defending your Pro Wrestling Nova title in one hand while you try and take the Omega Wrestlingworld Alliance American Dream championship back from Kevin Devastation’s fucking crotch stain and to fuck with how anyone else deals with this shit…right?


I took a bullet for you, Stephanie. 


A fucking *bullet*.

I’m not asking for a goddamn Thank You, but I’m not asking for your fucking preaching either.


How many times have you dodged the figurative bullet and how many times have people taken one for you and you actually thanked them, but did I get the same…no, because even you apparently have bought into the poison that’s been spewed around this company about me because before that round left its chamber and found a new home in the bloody meat of my body, you did not stop a single thing that Jaywalker said about me…you didn’t counter nor did you give him anything singular to give him pause.


Now don’t get me wrong, I’m appreciative for everything that you did to train me and all that which has nothing to do with my laying out those facts to you just now, Queenie…but perhaps next time before you start preaching about not letting people get into other people’s heads, you’d make sure that you’ve already got your people covered and not already on the Alexis Diemos side of crazy.


Now, Mark. You and I…we’re golden, more to the point we’re purple. I got nothing but love and respect for you and your people, Mark…but if you come between me and Rip, then I can’t stop won’t stop what I have to do in order to rip that little shit’s head from his shoulders as he is owed. 

And if it had been anyone, and I do mean anyone OTHER than Rip, Mark, then I would not have a problem at all with you being in this match…but Rip is involved and I made a promise to him before we killed the Comas, Mark.

I promised him that I would fucking SMASH his head through the ring and into nothingness, Mark…and as a gypsy you understand the power of keeping you word and I need to keep my word, I need to feel those icky bits of his cancerous, Diet Coke rotted mass that he tries to call his “highly evolved and superiorbrain leaking between these hands, Mark….you can understand that desire, can’t you??


I’m askin ya…I’m begging you, please Mark…don’t get in my way because at Final Destination, what I’ve got in my heart and soul and mind to do to Remington Ivory Prescott is on the same level as a freaking war crime and I really don’t want you to get between me and him and get hurt by extension of my bloody rage….


Brandon on the other hand…I have no issue with doing something a lot less horrible to you, provided you simply turn your happy ass around and walk back towards the Seventh Ward and go after those tag belts like you kept preaching and preaching on about that you wanted…otherwise, I’m not responsible for what happens to you at the big show, partner.


{Ryo then raises a hand up and points hard at the camera, a look that is a mixture of disbelief and rage crosses his handsome features as he jabs at the camera with his finger}


Ryo: But you…NOBI. You, of all the fucking members of the World’s Finest….you SHOULD’VE KNOWN BETTER!!


I mean didn’t you screw Reno Dumont over with your obsession with Pizza Boy? The man fucking had his career shortened and then ENDED because he was trying to juggle your team’s run at the Wrestleworld tag team titles while trying to support you on your own little revenge quest…so, instead of fucking listening to the reasons as to why I was going after Rip, you decided to get all bowed up and shove your shit in my face all the while trying to pretend that it didn’t stink to high heaven!


You bowed up to ME, Nobi. The sole mother fucker on this company’s entire fucking roster with no a single thing left to lose. 


And you know it.


You bowed up to me and said to my face that if anyone is going to make me understand what and where my place was in this promotion and the World’s Finest…it was fucking you.


And you said it all without batting an eye. 


And then Nobi, you go  and follow up that bullshit by cutting your little promo in which you take the time to tell me to remember that you're the one that made me tap out once because you didn't like the way that I was fucking acting??


Partner, if you didn't like how I was acting then, then you sure as shit ain't going to like how I'm going to act at the pay per view when I fucking break both your arms, you John Blade cosplayer!? 


You want to try and put me in my place at Final Destination, you want to try and stop me from getting my hands around Rip's throat and ending that piece of garbage once and for all, Nobi? You want to save him of all mother fuckers?! 


Or are you just that greedy?


Now Nobi, I want you to go back and rewatch your promos from Wrestleworld where you talk about taking out the Pizza Professional Boy while trying to win the tag titles with Reno...and then I want to rewatch that little promo that you just cut about the Wrath of the Gods match, then I want you to tell me exactly and I do mean exactly where the fuck that you get off being so self righteous like you deserve the right to ever be trusted by someone like me again?


As the old adage goes, You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain


I’ve been cast as the bloody villain by people like Haruna and others ever since I first joined this promotion and for no other reason then either freaking jealousy or simple hatred, either or I could care less because the end result is still the same, Nobi, and that is if people love to hate me still despite the fact that I’ve put my very fucking flesh and blood on the line for people that I thought respected and cared about me against people like the Comas…then I’m fine with that.


And you want to know why?


Because I heard the third Owner’s words, heard it as clear as crystal but the irony is that  I've always found the idea of death comforting. I mean the thought that my life could end at any moment frees me to fully appreciate the beauty and art and horror of everything this world has to offer.

{Ryo stops talking and then gets a disgusted look on his face before he runs both of his hands through his short black hair before pointing at the camera again}


Ryo: But do you know what really takes the cake about this whole situation right now? Is the fact that people like Nobi actually believe that the Comas are in my head and not a single one of them have actually taken the time to ask me what's going on in my head.


Tatsuo has and he knows, but most importantly he understands what's going on in my head right now just like my best friend since childhood in Jacob Striker, he understands what's going on in my head because he we share that kind of drive, that same kind of desire...and what people take for oh you've got so and so fucking about in your head, just like you Nobi...but you don't seem to understand the reality of the situation;


I'm in your head right now and I'm livin there rent free. 

You see, the more that you live under this context that you're better than me, that you know what's going on inside of my head...that just goes to show how unprepared you are to step into that ring with me at Final Destination because I'm more than willing to bust my ass and bleed, be set on fire, electrocuted or whatever the fuck else comes my way in order to get what needs to be done done at Final Destination and that includes tearing the Immortal championship out of Rip's cold, dead hands with his fingers still clutching the title.

And once I become the new Omega Wrestling Alliance Immortal Heavyweight champion...then...then, everything will be silent because a real champion will have stepped up. One just like DT or Banshee or Jacob or Rin or Tatsuo or Mark...someone actually worthy of being a real World's Immortal champion that won't turn the belt into a piece of tarnished shit like Rip has done. 

Oh...and Reginald. Before you go and cut your little piss poor excuse for a promo and declare that I failed to mention you throughout my first promo for the Immortal title here, allow me to tell you why;


I don't acknowledge you. 


You are so BENEATH me now, that all I'm going to do to you at the pay per view is scrape your face off with the heel of my boot...I mean that's what you do with dog shit isn't?


No...I actually acknowledge dog shit.


Not you.


Now as for you shoving your thumb into that bullet hole a short while ago and trying to take me out during the total war match a couple of weeks back...if you think that I should acknowledge you for that much at least, then allow me to correct you.


You are still nothing in my world, Reginald Dampshaw. And thus, this as far as I'm going to acknowledge your existence...because in the Wrath of the Gods Thunderdome match for *my* Immortal Heavyweight title, I'm going to shove my thumbs into both of your eyes and put an end to what you end a career, just like you oh so calmly and jovially said that you were going to do to mine just a few days past. 

But I'm not going to end your career out of callous disregard for your health or well being, but just simply because when a dog who bites every owner he's had can only be dealt with one of two ways;


Disciplined with a firm hand or put down...and I'm choosing to put you down like the rabid French poodle that you are, Reginald.

You don’t deserve to be a wrestler, just like you don’t deserve to breathe my air any longer, you fucking poodle.

{Ryo then smiles at the camera}

Ryo: It's the least that I can do for your family by finally ending your joke of a career.

{The smile then disappears and a very serious expression replaces it}


Ryo:  Mark, get out of my way. I know you have a beautiful tribe that you want to defend the honor of following all of the bullshit of the past year...but get out of my *way*. Mark, I don't want to hurt you.

Brandon...Nobi, I'm gonna bury you if you get between me and Rip.


{Ryo then reaches forward and grabs the camera, holding it steady and in place as he looks hard into the camera, showing a depth of hatred clearly and cleanly in his eyes as his voice lowers to something more sinister...intimate...and most disturbingly enough of all, a total and complete calm}


Ryo: Rip...I'm going to leave you for that, because you're my sweetheart...I'm gonna save you for last. I'm gonna burn you...I'm gonna make sure you’re scarred forever.


{Ryo then leans in and kisses the camera, his eyes nearly glowing with just how overflowing he is with his hatred and bloodlust as the screen then static cuts to black}

Stark, DampshawIIIఒ, Alyssa Grace, #BeLikeBea and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Nobi
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 29th 2023, 7:37 am by Nobi
Final Destination V promo 1

It's not that surprising a lot of people want to be the Immortal Heavyweight Champion because why not? We become wrestlers to be at the top. To be a World Champion. That's what all wrestlers want. That is one of…pardon the pun, Final Destinations as a wrestler. Being at the top of the world is what people want. 

The question is, how much do you want it? How badly do you want it? How are you going to do it?

I looked and listened to every other challenger at the final Olympus before Final Destination 5. They have their reasons. They know what they want, but they only decided this after the third owner came to them. They decided this at the last minute. I think everyone knows I was deciding this first longer than all of them combined did.

Let me start with Ryo Sakazaki first. He himself said that he's the least deserving to get a shot at the Immortal Heavyweight Title on paper. I wouldn't go that far but while he might have bought Game Over 202, he only decided to challenge for the Immortal Heavyweight Title as far as Total Elimination Match. 

I heard what Reginald Dampshaw III said and while it is on the rules to vacant the Icarus Title after 3 successful title defense, one of the reasons why he decided to challenge for the Immortal Heavyweight Title is because while he wants to win it too, he also wants to help Remington Ivory Prescott. Dampshaw doesn't mind playing second fiddle even in a World Title match apparently.

It took some words and convincing from the third owner for Brandon Hendrix to decide to challenge for the Immortal Heavyweight Title, so without what the third owner said, would this even cross Hendrix's mind?

Same goes for Mark Michaels and despite his family and his heritage suffering, he thought about challenging Darkane and Lazarus Arjen first. He said so himself.

What about Remington Ivory Prescott himself? Well, he is obligated to defend the Immortal Heavyweight Title since he is carrying that belt and you said you're the King of The World? Then I'm going to dethrone you…once again.

Out of everyone in this match, I have the strongest, fairest, and logical reason to be in this match. The Immortal Heavyweight Title was taken from me but what's more than that, anyone and especially Remington Ivory Prescott never beat me for that belt. I'm the real and rightful Immortal Heavyweight Champion and there's no way I would forget what RIP and Three Commas Club did but what's done is done, I can't change the past. I can't live in it. I'm in the present and I'm going to step forward to change something for a bright future and that is to be the Immortal Heavyweight Champion.

I understand this is going to be a tough and brutal fight to be the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. Not only are they all great in-ring performers, but also the stipulation of the match itself is going to be hell of a ride. 

Wrath of the Gods ThunderDome.

We have so much footage to prove how gruesome this match can be and I was in one myself, being the guy that was first eliminated. 

And I don't think I would ever forget that, that's something that would always be on your mind, to be embarrassed like that. But I have so many more embarrassing moments in my life and career, that one was actually pretty light compared to some of the worst moments I've ever experienced. 

That goes without saying, I'm very much willing to face the worst and once again enter Wrath of the Gods ThunderDome to take what's rightfully mine. I have to face the worst to get what I want, what I need, and what I desire. I'm not turning my back from this opportunity, especially in Final Destination where I'm undefeated.

That's also what motivated me to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title. My Final Destination record is 3-0 and to make it 4-0, I have to beat 4 other contenders and 1 World Champion. 5 guys in total actually, but this is Final Destination 5. I think this is quite fitting for me and this is also one of the reasons that drives me to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title. That would be very nice to be the Immortal Heavyweight Champion while also extending my Final Destination winning streaks.

And to be more realistic and to be more logical, I'm among the healthiest and most prepared competitors going on to this match. Both physically and mentally. As I stated before, I know I want the Immortal Heavyweight Title after what Prescott and Tree Commas Club did to me and my mind and my soul are focused on the Immortal Heavyweight Title but other than that, I'm not injured physically at all. No serious injury at all.

That means I have an advantage to win this match. There's nothing I can do to hold myself back. All I have to do is to apply for myself. To preach what I'm preaching. To prove what I'm talking about. 

But despite calling out the other competitors' motives and reasons, I do acknowledge they at least have their reasons respectively why they are in this match. 

I have faced them all. Sometimes I beat them. Sometimes they beat me. That's just a circle of this business and I'm trying all I can to be the one that moves this circle in the Wrath of the Gods ThunderDome structure because I'm trying to win this match to finally become the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. 

I'm going to start with Brandon Hendrix because out of everybody else, you're the only one that decided to jump to another group. At the risk of sounding too egotistical, I caused you to be back on track after everything you did to me ended in failures. I know you want to prove you can win the Immortal Heavyweight Title too after Civil War. So let me say that you're in this match From Tree Commas Club to be a World's Finest after walking out of Prescott and Tree Commas Club by yourself. Why did you walk out on them? Because they didn't trust you, you couldn't get the job done. Why didn't they trust you that you could get the job done? It's because you failed to stop me from beating Prescott at Clash of Titans. It's all because of me you have a grudge on Prescott and wanting the Immortal Heavyweight Title. Whether you want to admit it or not, I'm the reason why you're in this match and that's not a bad thing, isn't it Hendrix? Now you're having a chance to be the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. I don't doubt you can do that. You're always fighting like a Don of a Mafia like you really are. Hell, you broke my spirit at one point when I failed to beat you for the Icarus Title. So thanks to you, Brandon, I said I caused you to be on track but I think in a way, you also helped me. You kept me in check indirectly. You reminded me of why I don't want to give up. You reminded me why I have to keep always fighting and that's why I was able to outsmart you and Tree Commas Club at Clash of Titans. That's why I refused to give up and surrender. I wanted to prove it to the world and obviously to you too, you really did wake me up so you have my thanks for that but don't think you're going to break me apart in the Wrath of the God ThunderDome match. My motivation is too high. My ego is pushing me up. My desire is going so fast. I can lose this match just like you can but I don't want to give up that easily, especially because I know what I want since the day I came here, especially after Clash of Titans. I caused you to be back on track while you caused me to remind me not to give up things easily. Now, the difference between you and me is that you failed to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title while I did it at Clash of Titans. Maybe it doesn't count officially, but because of that, there's no footage of me losing the Immortal Heavyweight Title. You want to prove me wrong? Then I'm sure you're motivated to win this match too, I just want you to know, I'm not going to back down. Especially knowing you needed the third owner out of all people, to take this decision. I caused you to get this chance, but out of all people the third owner was the one that caused you to take this decision. I already made the decision to go after the Immortal Heavyweight Title long before this and on my own term.

And Brandon Hendrix isn't the only one that apparently was convinced to take this opportunity after some words from the third owner. I pointed it out it happened with Mark Michaels too. Now Mark, I get it everything Presscott did to you was unforgivable, hell, you were the one that counted the pin that caused Presscott to be pinned 1-2-3 right in the middle of the ring by me at Clash of Titans. You have my thanks for that but don't get too cocky for that. If not because of Reginald Dampshaw III pulling me out of the ring, I would already beat Presscott earlier than that. As a matter of fact, we know Prescott and Tree Commas Club are scumbags and they found a way to not count my win, but if not because of you pulling off your mask, this wouldn't happen. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't blame you personally for that Mark, but what's funny to me, you felt the need to remove your mask in front of the world right after I won the Immortal Heavyweight Title. I get it you wanted to send a message to Presscott that Mark Michaels was and is around. Mark Michaels was and is wanting revenge on Prescott. But you sent the message right away after I won the Immortal Heavyweight Title. Why? You wanted to get the spotlight under my name? There must be a part of you that thought that way. But as I said before, your desire for revenge on Prescott isn't enough. You said it with your own mouth, you wanted Darkane and Lazarus Arjen, Mark, you're not focused. Your mind is divided. You have a lot going on in your head. I don't have that problem. I know what I want to do and that is by becoming the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. Thanks to the third owner, now you have a chance to win it too, but let me say that, it isn't or at least wasn't your priority. You wanted The Seventh Ward at first. Your tribe and your home would see you as someone who only takes half measures. I know your head isn't fine as your head was still bandaged. That might have caused you some confusion. My head is 100% and this is what I want. I want Prescott's head too to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title and I'm going to do it at Final Destination 5 in this match. I'll get through everyone in my way and that's including you, Mark.

I mentioned Reginald Dampshaw III earlier, so why not bring his name now? As an ally to my enemy, it was natural you did what you were told to do by pulling me out from the ring but it wasn't the first time at all. Everywhere I go, you always want to follow me around and yet, for the most part, I always managed to get the upper hand. Countless times at this point. You've been around long enough to see me walking in front of you and that's something you can't stand, Dampshaw. You did mention that you want to try to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title and that's a good thing. But another reason why you cashed-in your Icarus Title to be able to enter this match is because you want to help Presscott as much as possible. I suppose you are not 100% wanting to be Presscott's best man, but you want to help him out. Well, you did manage to pull me out and save Presscott from an earlier defeat from me and that's not surprising knowing how skillful you are. But look at the bigger picture, I still managed to beat him at Clash of Titans and that was after you managed to make me bleed after you hit me with the Icarus Title so in a way, you failed to protect Presscott from me. And you're going to be a Presscott's bodyguard once again? Do you think you and Presscott can be standing at the final two before you try to beat him? Or he tries to beat you? I'm sure that's what you and Presscott want, but I'm so eager to win this match. And as I said, I have beaten you a couple of times before everywhere we end up being in the same promotions, so you know I can win this match too, Dampshaw. Of course you can win this match too. You have a chance to become the Immortal Heavyweight Champion just like I do but you know how capable I am to stop your goals. You could have decided to defend the Icarus Title instead but you didn't do it because Tatsuo Sakaguchi and Rafael Barrera want your head too. Well, it doesn't make a difference now because I believe everyone in this match wants your head too and that's including Presscott the moment he gets the chance to do so.

Now I think out of everyone in this match, excluding myself, I'd say Ryo Sakazaki has the strongest reason for wanting the Immortal Heavyweight Title. But then again, he said Tree Commas Club is not in his head and not the reason why he is taking this opportunity. It is his own decision. Well, as I said before to him on Olympus, he needs to get through to me first to become the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. I said it with a strong reason, Ryo. You were angry at the world and you're angry at everything now. Look what happened at the OWA 5th Anniversary show, I made you tap-out to get my hands on Presscott at Clash of Titans, Ryo. And don't you forget it, I made you tap-out when you were acting like this. and I don't mind trying to repeat the history by making you tap-out once again if I happen to be the one that eliminated you from this match. You didn't learn your lesson, so I don't mind giving you one again. But more than that, I also need to show you that I'm not the same guy that you eliminated at Boiling Point 2021. That was 2 years ago and you know how much I have been working on my performances ever since then, especially after making you tap-out at the OWA 5th Anniversary show. So not only do I need to give you a lesson once again, I also need to be the Immortal Heavyweight Champion in this match and that's including beating you, Ryo. You and the rest of World's Finest helped me out to battle Tree Commas Club's shenanigans at Clash of Titans and you have my thanks for that, so now let me help you to see that you're not acting straight. 

And last but not least, Remington Ivory Prescott. There's no way I'd leave you out. Let me give you credit that you have the talent. You were able to kick out from my 3 Attitude Adjustments. But in the end, I was still able to beat you at Clash of Titans. Twice technically. Once when Dampshaw was able to pull me out from the ring and second, when you were actually knocked out. Now as you mentioned on Olympus, this is your story. All eyes are on you, everyone in this match wants to kick your ass. Dampshaw would do it too when he gets the chance. You're the main character in this match and I hope this story isn't a tragic one for you. I'm personally hoping it is going to be one where I take what's rightfully mine…again from your dirty hands. You keep saying I'm a career midcarder but this career midcarder has already beat you. Is it because I've improved drastically or is it because you're decreasing heavily? You managed to kick out from my 3 AAs, I gave you that, but I managed to kick out from your Blood Money, Curb Stomp, and everything else you used on me. And we didn't really have a lot of history before Clash of Titans and I was really that driven to beat you, imagine how driven I am right now to knock your head off to become the Immortal Heavyweight Champion? You want to prove you can stay as the Immortal Heavyweight Champion after this match when everybody else wants to beat you to a pulp in your story. Except, I do need a score to settle and I'll pin you once again by beating you and the other 4 guys at Wrath of the God ThunderDome. Except, you're not going to deal with God's Wrath, you're going to deal with mine.

At Final Destination 5, I'm going to make sure I extend my Final Destination winning streaks to 4-0 by becoming the Immortal Heavyweight Champion.

Stark, Mav., Alyssa Grace, #BeLikeBea, DT The Ruler and Lazarus Arjen have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Felix Hartley
cry for me // modern whorefare 002
Post August 11th 2023, 11:55 pm by Felix Hartley
OWA Promos - Page 13 Felixnew

Can’t say your name up in my songs, might not fuck with you tomorrow…

Felix hums the tune of Tomorrow 2 as she leans into the mirror in her hotel bathroom, the tube of a nude-pink lipstick clutched between her thumb and index finger. She slathers a slick layer on before smacking her lips together, pouting at her reflection. She stands back, throwing her hair behind her, turning, twisting, admiring how skinny she’d gotten. She seemed completely unphased by what people backstage were calling the biggest betrayal of the year. Jeff watched her from the edge of the bed. He smiled to himself, but inside, he was worried.

I’d ask how your feeling about your match this week, but…” he quips before taking a generous sip out of the Jack Daniels bottle.

He watches as her expression was acknowledgment enough. She stared at herself in the mirror. Her eyebrow raised just a touch. She felt invincible. She takes one of Jeff’s lighters and ignites the flame just under the tip of her tongue. She leaves it there for a moment before she curls her tongue away from the flame.

I am a god.

Like Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body, only instead of feasting on boys to keep her in her youthful prime, she was feasting on each of Rebecca Filth’s career-defining moments.

She walks out of the bathroom to the large hotel window, fixating her sight on a flashy billboard on the Las Vegas strip. She motions for Jeff to come over to take a look.

When he walks up behind her, he sees what she’s looking at. A giant billboard with Felix Hartley’s face on it. Blended into the background was a picture of her holding up the Undisputed Women’s World Championship after Hardcore Havoc, blood dripping down her face. In large print underneath it all, it read:


WELCOME HOME


Do you feel that?” Felix looked over her shoulder at him, a sinister smile spreading eerily slow from ear to ear.

He nodded, but watched as she turned her gaze back to the billboard. He studied her face for a moment. He almost didn’t recognize her.

Look, I uh…” Jeff puts a supportive hand around her waist. “I’ve been where you are. I know why you turned on Filth. I just… it’s because I know why you did it, that I want to caution you about what’s ahead. Frontline has had our own problems in the past, but the wound was never too deep to pull the knife out. I love you, but when I look into your eyes now, I see a darkness that I don’t ever remember.

She sucked at her teeth. “Fuck me with a nightlight on, then.

He raised his eyebrows in an indescribable tornado of confusion between terrified and horny.

I never ‘changed’. This was never about wrestling, or championships, or motivations… This was about revenge. It always has been. From the second I made my OWA debut, I made my intentions clear. I wanted to prove something to my mentor. The entire reason I was here was because of her. I never gave a shit about a sisterhood or a family. I just had to sit idly by and wait for my opportunity. Over and over again it seemed like I was passed over, and sure, it took its toll. Yes, I wanted them. I wanted the title shots. I wanted everything she got to have. But I took my second fucking rate championship and sat in the back seat for the whole ride, never once complaining. I knew the perfect moment would present itself to me. My success came naturally. The accolades came naturally. The longest Sparks Championship reign. Unifying the Openweight Championship with the LAW Lethal Sparks Championship. Winning the Undisputed Women’s World Title at Hardcore Havoc and holding two different championships simultaneously. Things that I had done that she had also done, or never fucking done. I never questioned if I could. Diantha’s fuckery all but delayed what was supposed to be a really fucking cathartic moment for me. And at the Clash, I said fuck it. It would have happened eventually because Angelina nearly let it slip–

She realized she had said too much.

What?

Please,” Felix rolled her eyes. “Where do you think this fake ass sleeper agent bullshit came from? She was supposed to be long gone from Thotyssey by now. It’s why she’s barely been showing up the last few weeks. It’s why she scrambled to come up with an excuse. We fumbled at Boiling Point, we fumbled at Hardcore Havoc, and by the time Clash of the Titans came around, she was threatening me that she was going to out me to Bex. So I fucked her up and threw her ass out of the Clash to keep her mouth shut. Turns out the real sleeper agent was me.

...So what about Final Destination?

There’s no ‘what about’ it. I have been the single greatest composer of every moment in Rebecca’s career. And for my next piece, I will obliterate her chances of going to Final Destination to cement my legacy against Diantha Rosso.

She starts to head towards the door of her hotel room when Jeff calls out, “Why are you doing this?

She turns, tips his chin up with the tip of her acrylic nail and kisses him softly on the lips.

I dunno. Bored I guess.


* * *


I never thought you could be more pedantic and repetitive than you have been for the last two years. Yet here you are, another career peak.

Listen to yourself. You said you FORGAVE me. Forgave me? FORGAVE ME? Well fuck me Rebecca, I’m so sorry that my fingers BLED from the amount of times I’ve had to crown you for achievements that could have easily been mine, but GAVE to YOU. But you FORGIVE me for being the better woman at Hardcore Havoc? For winning the World Title that YOU lost when you made a ‘tactical error’ and blamed everything on Angelina? Is that the same as the calculated one you made at Hardcore Havoc? Incredible. And then you expect us to believe that we’re sisters when you’re so full of egocentric pride that when you started losing matches and being seen as submissive and beatable you suddenly cling to the idea of Thotyssey. Nahhh.

You expect us to believe we were sisters when you congratulated me at Hardcore Havoc only after realizing you were in the DIRECT presence of somebody who could fuck your career up. Because days before that you said I was only in that match because of you. I went to war with Alyssa Grace to qualify for that match. You can go ahead and take credit for ‘helping’ me win, but you grabbed her ankle. In a world where you could have unequivocally hurt her like we hurt Gwen Harper for you, you came down to ringside… to touch her foot. You saw your future in that chamber with me and you said no ma’am - you wanted Alyssa. You wanted what you thought was the safe bet. Cause at that time you forgot she could’ve EASILY unified those championships at Final Destination instead of you, if it weren’t for a trusty steel CHAIR at the hands of the ‘mountain’ you apparently clawed your way to the top of. Spoiler alert: the mountain was me. Shit, you actually fucking bragged right before the Clash that you beat her with no help! Your head’s been up your own ass for so long that you’ve forgotten everything I’ve done for you before you even had the CHANCE to be ungrateful for it! So fucking cry some more! CRY FOR ME! I want to hear your petulant little sobs as I push that knife in your back deeper and deeper.

Winning the Clash this year is a feat you should be proud of… IF it were true that you did in fact go through twenty-nine other women.

Diantha made sure you only got through twenty-eight.

It’s no coincidence that I was the outlier. The only woman on this roster you haven’t beaten. You said the Clash was yours from the moment the bell rang, but I was right fucking there with you when it did. Entrant 1 and 2. Like it was always supposed to be. Like I made sure it was. Because everything you can do, have done, and will go on to do, I will eclipse. I’ve already started. The Iron woman, the Clash win, the Final Destination main event… it would have all been mine. You know it. You’re confident now ONLY because Diantha pulled me away from you before you could prove me wrong. A loss you have yet to avenge and with each passing day, every bullshit claim you make carries less and less merit because of it.

It’s EXACTLY why you cut me down every chance you got. You wanted the support of a family, but you couldn’t handle sharing the limelight with one. You tried your hardest to shape and mould Thotyssey to your every whim with the constant subtle comments, subliminal messages, backhanded compliments, feeding bullshit to Edward so you could use him as a thin veil of vulnerability so unbelievably transparent…Just like you used us. Stop the facade that you’re any different from me. All things being equal, in another life, we would have bonded regardless because we’re so fucking similar. Evil at the core, just really good at pretending.

I’m done pretending. I’m fucking FED UP. But it’s not because I’ve had to sit with my thumb up my ass while you bit the hand that fed your whole Odyssey career to you. It’s because during that time, I worked just as hard - if not HARDER than you - only to have Diantha and her team of taint sniffers repeatedly take, and take, and take from one hand while you took, and took, and took from the other.

At some point… At some fucking point…

It has to be my turn.

The both of you have stolen from me far more than either of you deserved. At least Diantha came by it honestly.

You can whine, bitch, moan and stomp your feet about how you ‘earned’ this by winning the Clash, but I’ve BEEN earning it. Diantha has cheated me out of my rightful opportunity for SEVEN WHOLE MONTHS, and each time, I have another obstacle, another mountain to climb, another opponent, another hospital bed. A world war.

There is no ‘after everything WE have been through’. There is everything I have been through. While I was shitting blood after Skylar broke my ribs, you sat at home, waiting for someone to throw you a ‘dream match’ with Aria Jaxon because there simply wasn’t a place for you in a stretch of time where I was the main character. You sat pretty on the OWA 5 poster, enjoying your coveted spot on… the couch. Nothing was more important than my story. It was never ‘your story’ to finish, no matter how many times you desperately clutched to MY bandwagon. Nothing was EVER stolen from you.

Losing doesn’t mean it’s been stolen. It means you lost. Every time you’ve won, you've never won alone. Every time you lost?

You lost alone.

I will reach down your gaping throat and pull out the apology YOU owe ME. I will pull out the gratitude YOU owe ME. And when I’m finished, and I’m standing over your body for a fucking THIRD time, I will point to the Final Destination sign. And as your bloody mouth sputters the words, “I’m Sorry Felix”, I will lean in and kiss your cheek and say…

I forgive you.

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Rebecca Filth
hatred // modern whorefare oo2
Post August 11th 2023, 11:54 pm by Rebecca Filth
OWA Promos - Page 13 Filth-new-copy

“You hate me.

Saying those words cuts fucking deep, Felix. I thought we were friends. I thought we would one day get past this. But after the past few weeks, I’ve had to come to the sobering realization that we may never get back to where we were. The physical pain. The betrayal. That I could stomach. That I could endure.

But listening to you mischaracterize me? Listening to your warped view of what Thotyssey was is the worst part of all of this. I thought Diantha torturing you for months had just made you make a mistake. That all the pain had made you snap. But it’s clear now. That you were calculated. That you chose this moment, long ago.

Your jealousy for me runs deeper than anything that Diantha did to you. Your hate was brewing.

But I don’t know what you want from me other than to lay down and die. And that’s not who I am. It’s very clear now that you have no fucking idea who I am, Felicia.

So let me educate you. Let me explain something very fucking clearly - you are not responsible for MY career. You are not responsible for my achievements. And for you to sit there and act like you had ANYTHING to do with my success is pathetic. You are so obsessed with what I am and what I've done that your brain has warped reality. Delusion is a disease that runs deep within this brand. But I didn’t think that it’d infect you too.

I am the reason for your success. I am the reason anyone on this brand has ever even looked your way. I know that you hold onto that Sparks Championship reign for dear fucking life because it’s all you have. But let me tell you, no one fucking cares. I know, because no one gave me a second look when I was redefining that championship. But I saw something in you. I pulled you to stand next to me because I knew you were talented. I thought we were like-minded. I didn’t pull you up out of fear. Because back then, no one even fucking looked at you. You never would have even crossed my path as the World Champion with your lowly belt.

I am the only reason that anyone cared about you. Because I let you stand next to me. Because I shared the main event spotlight. I took the shine that I had and I pulled you into it. Hell, Angie jumped her ass into the main event scene before you ever did. You didn’t see a glimmer of shine before me. You wanna talk about your one big Final Destination moment? You beat Devi Krysis and Daisy Thrash. Come the fuck on! You were NOTHING when I saw you.

Before I put my hand in yours, you would have floundered on the bottom of the card for months. If it wasn’t for me you wouldn't have even been in the Promethean Chamber. Do you think Sparks Champions regularly get world title shots? Or are so high on your own supply that you really think that you deserved that qualifier? Why? Because of your amazing matches against such stars as Devi Krysis, BIANCA, Ellie Quinn? HAHAHA. A child could beat them.

No. You were placed there because you got that Rebecca Filth shine. I made people see you. I gave you that very fucking opportunity. And I solidified it when I interfered in YOUR match and made sure that Alyssa didn’t humiliate you. I gave you everything in that moment. And it wasn’t the first or last time that I helped you.

You want to act like you were the only one in Thotyssey helping the other? I did the same shit for you. You just downplay it. Because unlike me, you care about how you win matches. It eats at you that you didn’t get a clean win over Alyssa, while I did. You don’t want anyone to bring up that you got your rematch with Diantha because she beat Skylar in the face with a title. And you capitalized. Your career has as many asterisks as mine does. You fucking hypocrite.

You can tell yourself that you made my Final Destination win possible, but bitch I think you might wanna see a doctor. All those hits to the head from Diantha are starting to make you hallucinate. The only thing you did at Final Destination was win a title that I outgrew. I beat Alyssa Grace, April Song and retired Cloud Matsuda off this fucking brand ALONE. I stood by myself as the main event of that fucking show, my first year in this company! You didn’t even register on my fucking radar at that point. I didn’t reach out to you until after Final Destination.

And during the last year? You helped me win MAYBE two matches. You’re Stretch Armstrong with the amount you’re reaching.

It’s pathetic to hear you try and take credit for what I’ve done. For the legacy I’ve built. But I know it’s because you have nothing else. I guess it’s easier to tell the world that you were busy building up my career, because you have nothing to show for yours.

A low level title reign and three seconds as the world champion. That’s why you keep screaming from the rooftops that you were the person to pin Rebecca Filth. Because THAT is a fucking feat. Because I am the star, not you. I am the person who has accolades spilling out of her wet fucking pussy. The woman who has beaten 9 world champions in her career. The woman who unified the title that Diantha disgraces. The woman who won TWO Clash of the Titans. The same woman who just pinned Aria Jaxon a few weeks ago. The only woman on this brand to say that she has beaten every single Queen of Wrestling.

And what have you done? You pinned me once. The end. Your big moment. Your shining achievement.

But at the Clash, you made the biggest mistake of your fucking life. You bet your career on that moment. You assumed that my love for you would eclipse the rage I felt when you tried to steal the very thing I earned!

You can blame me for Diantha eliminating you. But you said it yourself, in that match it was every woman for themselves. You tried to eliminate me time and time again. But even when we started out evenly matched, I outpaced you, I outlasted you and I outperformed you in that match. I eliminated SIX people to your three. I am the REAL iron woman of the Clash. Longest to ever survive in an Odyssey clash. And you were nothing more than a heap on the floor. Because you didn’t pay attention to your surroundings. Because you were stupid enough to stand on the outside without putting your hand on that fucking rope and hanging on for dear life.

Welcome to the Clash. Maybe next year when I’m still the Women’s World Champion, you can learn from your mistakes. Because what was it you told Alyssa when I helped you beat her? Oh right. I just grazed her ankle. That it’s more embarrassing to admit that that is why she lost. Ditto, bitch. That is no one’s fault but your own.

Take it out on me. Blame it on me. I don’t care anymore. I was not about to sacrifice myself for you AGAIN. I was not about to put my career on the line for you. When you never would have done it for me. And this week, I show you why I won the Clash and you didn’t. I show you why I’m the most decorated member of Thotyssey. Why I am the most decorated woman on this fucking brand. And why no matter what obstacle is put in my way, I find a fucking way. I succeed. Because I created this fucking brand. I put Odyssey on my back a year ago and I never let up. I carried this brand and you through main events and wars. I am the standard bearer. And I have proven it over and over again.

Yeah, you beat me one time. But after this week that will remain as your ONE shining moment. The one thing that you have to hang your entire career off of. Because you will not be taking anything else from me. You will not be building your career off the back of my success for one fucking minute longer.

Before me, your career was floundering. You don’t think there’s a reason that you spent TEN YEARS in this business before even looking at a World Championship? Then suddenly here comes Rebecca Filth, building Thotyssey. And you are seen. You are cherished. You are given opportunities and you actually find a way to capitalize on them for the first time in your long career. You do the thing that I did in my third match in this business. You do the thing that I had to scratch and claw my way towards. But you’re the one who carried me? I gave you the confidence, the platform and the ability to reach heights you NEVER did before.

I went to war for you. I fucked Scott Oasis for you! You think I gave a fuck about getting a world title shot? Did you even hear me that week? I just wanted to hurt Diantha. I was so blinded by my rage of what she did, that I wanted to take everything she had. And I thought about fucking Scott to get YOU that match. But at that moment you were bleeding out in a hospital bed with a fucking collapsed lung. I didn’t want to put you in front of Diantha in that state. Because she doesn’t have morals. She would have killed you and smiled doing it. And I couldn’t live with that.

All I’ve ever done is tried to protect you. Tried to balance what I want and what you want. Tried to give you the spotlight. Tried to share what I had with you. But you expected me to step aside. You decided that I had done enough and it was your time now. Except YOU fell short. You lost your Sparks Championship to Bethany. A belt I never lost. You couldn’t win the championship back from Diantha. A title I was never pinned for. You couldn’t win the Clash. A match I am undefeated in.

We had something beautiful. And you destroyed it. Because of your own failures. Because of your own insecurities and because of my success.

You hate that I’m better than you.

You hate that I won two Clash of the Titan’s.

You hate that I made history at Final Destination.

You hate that I actually had a reign that mattered with my World Championship. A reign so dominating Diantha is still chasing my defense record.

You hate that I have always been 10 steps ahead of you.

You hate that this business has come so easy to me when it took you 10 years to hold a World Title for the first time, for 10 seconds.

And you’re going to hate me even more when I dangle my Final Destination main event in your face and take it away from you. When you are left with nothing. Like you deserve.

You gambled it all at the Clash. You took away my moment. And more importantly, you took away my family.

So at Modern Whorefare, the Undisputed WHORE will succeed yet again. At holding the standard of this fucking brand. I will put down a traitor and head into Final Destination and do what you couldn’t - take that title from Diantha and reign on top once again.

And you’ll be out of my spotlight. On the sidelines, watching me get one more accolade, one more moment.

Bye Felicia.”

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VaeVictisBD
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 11:49 pm by VaeVictisBD
OWA Promos - Page 13 Skylar1

CHARLATAN PRACTICE

“Countless people have told me over the years their funny little ways of perceiving the future.

Some read it in meridian lines. Others in the constellations. Others in a deck of cards.

All the same; they make fate their master, and craft some faulty belief system where they can feel even a shred of power when they otherwise have none.

Marie, you’re not so different from the many wandering junkies who gamble their lives away when in Vegas. Looking to gamble everything they’ve earned and the house they could return to, all for the Monte Carlo Fallacy; the erroneous belief that one favorable outcome will bleed into another. That your simple need to be the Goddesses Champion is a powerful enough tour de force to carry all the grief, all the hope, channel good fortune read from illustrations on slits of paper. It’s precious, really it is. But it’s a sign of weak-willed people to believe they can interpret the future through vague influence and lucid guesswork. The Ancient Mayans, for example, They were culturally defined by their inventions towards the practice of astronomy and calendar systems. Imagine that. They looked up towards the stars and decided to give them meaning based entirely on their interpretation. A culture built upon guessing the purpose of a star beyond hydrogen and helium simply existing in the depths of space. And because they didn’t predict a future beyond the end of 2012, the faith the superstitious put into their craft led them to believe it meant the end of the world. People have since attempted their own methods of being able to see the future, and how many of them do you feel are truly a magical practice? If you want to know why it is I invest no stock in the magic you believe in, Marie; it’s because there has never been existence of absolute clairvoyance. People always try and play both sides of what that means. Either it's the future that was destined to be, or the result of someone taking the reigns and dictating their futures. Things that contradict each other. Any excuse to make so they don't like look like complete fucking idiots. Even now, as you shuffle your hopes into a deck of cards; there’s never been a shortage of people who feel they’re in touch with the other side. It’s a con played throughout history — people claiming things such as being able to talk to the dead to profit off the confusion, misery, and fleeting hope of others. It’s a time-tested charlatan practice. The real “magic” found in a tarot deck is the desperation of the person sitting across the table, and the peace of mind they’ll feel they achieve by having some force beyond their understanding answering the big questions in life. Will they ever get married? How will they die? Will they be missed? Will Nate Cage ever feel the sweet warm kiss of running water? Things people spend their whole lives wondering about and holding out hope for. And here you are; telling me your tales of woe, the hardships and the heartbreaks — your fleeting hope governed by the survivor guilt that has manifested in your heart.

I don’t concern myself with the claims of clairvoyance people have.

Many walk through those doors promising to bring about the future they dream of.

And I’ve seen equally many just as swiftly exit without having changed a thing.

They aspire for their perfect stories. Just as I’ve become familiar with Diantha expressing her artistic self by weaving her own tales of unmatched glory through counting days and pipe dreams of the universe revolving around her cinematic existence. Every opponent I have ever had at one point or another felt they’d become a vital chapter in my life. An elite few have. But Marie, the connections you believe us to have are a ludicrous reach. Mind you; many have taken much grander suspensions of my disbelief, trying to interject themselves into my narratives, but for you to try and interject yourself into my very backstory? It’s new, it’s bold, it’s certainly brave — it’s nonetheless fucking retarded. Let’s entertain for a moment there’s any shred of truth to the notion you and I attended the same university — a diatribe that does nothing for you but be a testament to an education through a brief skim of my Wikipedia page — and that all these stars have just so conveniently aligned for you. Let’s pretend there's any merit to there being even a shred of something that makes our connection in our coming match something more than ‘person with championship versus someone who wants championship’ — what difference does it afford you? Surely there’s a purpose to the preamble. There’s no real point to me dismissing the possibility, as I don’t make it a point to dedicate to memory the names and faces of the people around me who never amounted to anything of value. Most make sandwiches for a living, or are stay-at-home mothers to bastard children and don’t know who fathered them — the Jeff X Special as I’ve come to call it after the events of Kingdom — I don’t care to remember their name. I’m sure if it were true, I’d be led to believe you were probably a theater major with how little these amateur theatrics are doing anything for me. When Diantha created her scenes she at least showcased dedication to her artistic vision, smearing blood on her teeth, screenwriting authority over the people around her — so laughably bad it could become amusing in an endearing, albeit pathetic way. But you? Are you trying to impress me by showcasing the wasted potential of a university education by becoming a parlor trick gypsy? Well, color me every shade of impressed by how reliant you are to fluke your way through the thick and thin of life, Marie. Putting all that effort towards a degree instead flying by the seat of your polyester pants.

Though, I’m not impressed by your feeling qualified to educate me on the difference between wants and needs.

You’ve demonstrated nothing but a fundamental misunderstanding of both.

You couldn’t even begin to comprehend how cutthroat either can be.

Life has never been dictated by the need of man, but the want. Spending that last $5 note in your wallet on that stick of black lipstick when a homeless man is sitting down the street with a sick dog in their lap and what remains in the wreckage of their life, simply give them the keys to your house since they need the warmth more than you. Far more people will walk right past, saying fuck him, fuck his dog, and fuck the cold he has to sleep in tonight because your want to help him isn't enough for your want to help him. The cold, harsh universal truth. So don't try and educate me with the lies you tell yourself about what governs the "magic of people and love." Because to need has only ever been a weakness. To want has only been the strength that keeps people moving forward, the world turning, and the cash flowing. From the very moment I put pen to paper on an OWA contract, I made it abundantly clear what I wanted out of it. I was going to do whatever it takes to profit from my tenure. Expand my influence, gain capital — shape Odyssey into my image of a profitable market and given the recent month of playing it by ear, safe to say we’d be in a better position had it been brought to fruition. I’ve had my finger on the pulse of what people need and, as far as being Goddesses Champion is concerned; you might need it for validation, but it needs a little bit more than the half-wit gumption of the resident sad sack to be prestigious. You don’t have to prove those that doubt you wrong, Marie; you’ve only justified a need to do it. As you so delicately put it, you’ve been nothing but a fuck up until now. And the difference between my failures and yours is other people needed to prevent me from getting what I want, you screw up — losing to Diantha — because you felt you needed to prove something toward an idiotic result. You felt the need to jump from the heights of a ladder and in a daredevil flip of the proverbial coin, gamble the possibility of a crash and burn, and it’s supposed to reflect positively on your dedication? It’s not enough to simply need. You can need the Goddesses Championship all you want, Marie; but it’ll only be something you want to validate the losses, the death, the heartbreak of every failure in your life — and not a single individual will care about the faux convictions of a needing individual if theywant the prize more. Again, it’s that double standard of wanting both results. Sabotaging yourself to look heroic, claiming you need the result is supposed to mean something. A man drowning in the ocean needs oxygen, does the need for it alone stop him from sinking? Why do you feel you’re any different? Drowning in your own mediocrity, does your need alone keep your head above the rising tides you’ve fallen beneath time and time again?

You want it to be enough. You want the disappointments to be validated.

You desperately need the validation to keep your hope alive.

But like Violet Cunningham before you; it’ll die disappointingly.

It’s suicide living a life having to prove people wrong. So yes, you are the thing I “get to do” — stay in your league — as a consolation prize for my many setbacks. Making the Goddesses Championship the battle standard of the Hex Girls is a heavy cross to bare, and the cracks are already showing beneath the weight of self-burdened expectation. Burdening yourself must do them proud. Their spirit means nothing if a ‘low blow’ is all it takes to rip it away. Death is the nuclear option for a situation that doesn’t even need it as a solution. But as I have given Diantha a rope to hang Odyssey high, far be it from me to not offer you the peace of mind to do the same with your own reign. If your need is to crave death on the summit of anthills, be my guest. Because throughout this incessant need to trauma-dump, deep diving into the bare minimum of my public Wikipedia information, and putting up your red strings on the things that compare us — the truth of value is that there is no comparison. You were a pitiful existing dyke before, and the only change to that is the list of titles you won and just as swiftly lost since. Hiatus was a generous way to at the very least say you broke 100 days as champion, but it doesn’t make the dirt you’ll kiss taste like cotton candy now, will it? When you lay your cards out on the table, and they predict for you prosperity; will you still believe in their magic when you perish instead? Or do you simply need something to believe in so it wasn’t a life lived in vain? Lost faith inherited through a set of cards your mother passed down with the promise it’ll bring you purpose? True to the themes of Modern Whorefare; If people were the magic, they have let you down. And the ones that raised you up; you'll let them down. Preservation of the want will always prosper over the need. 

The witch won't burn like the stars she looked to for hope.

We'll watch her drown with every burden that pulls her under.

And with the Goddesses Championship in my possession, that fate that mastered you will bend the knee to me."

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marielacorriveau
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 11:48 pm by marielacorriveau
Modern Whorefare .o2
Well Squirtle, Have You Watched the Show? 

OWA Promos - Page 13 Marie


“Hebe, huh?” Marie leans over to read a plaque, “That’s a deep cut. But she’s the goddess of youth, and neither of us are all that young. Definitely not by, uh… Grecian standards.” She continues to wander through the busy lobby of Caesars Palace, looking at the statues with an air of amused curiosity. 

“They’re really all over the place here, hein? Augustus of Rome out front and a whole pile of Grecian Gods when you walk in. I guess you can chalk it up to common knowledge. Poseidon, Zeus, Aphrodite, they hit the ear more… divinely. Neptune, Jupiter, Venus, they’re just planets. It’s funny. The older Gods have all of the mythological name recognition, but the new ones have their names spoken by every third grader colouring in a drawing of the solar system from Washington to… well, the other Washington, I guess. Then again, what wants does a third grader have?”

Marie stops in front of a towering statue of Tyche, goddess of fate and fortune.

“Here we have the real patron goddess of Las Vegas. Did you know that thirty two million people pass through this city every year? I can see her now, fattened on the prayers offered to her by each one of them. That’s the funny thing about Goddesses. They can’t die. They exist as long as you say their names, as long as you offer them part of yourself in supplication. Your hopes sustain them.”

Marie lets out a long breath, and she’s standing alone now, the lights dim, the lobby eerily quiet. 

“Skylar, let’s unravel a few things, since you clearly weren’t paying attention to me. I don’t mind. I taught Thotline how to perform exorcism rites, I can clear up your misunderstandings.”

“First off, those things I listed off are not my insecurities. They are the starter pack bog standard script for every woman dumb enough to play by the same rules as everyone else when going up against me, and you checked them off one by one! Let’s see, we hit Wicca, we hit Hot Topic, ah, called me a dyke, word for word what I expected - you’ve never risen to a challenge in your fucking life, I wouldn’t expect you to start now.”

“Come on, Skylar. I already told you I had to check the tapes. You haven’t exactly been living rent free in my head - don’t get me wrong, your run against Diantha was great TV, we needed an alternate to keep the champ busy while Rebecca and Felix figured out who was up next. It’s actually been almost a year since we had more than a single word for each other, and despite your revisionist history, going on and on whenever it’s brought up that you didn’t even care about winning that Battle Royale… you sure seemed pretty into it after working yourself up into a lather about how mean everyone was to you. In fact, you very explicitly changed your mind about trying to win. Did you change your mind again at some point? Like, right before you lost?” 

“Actually, while we’re on it, since according to you that Tag Title win didn’t mean anything either, when did you change your mind about wanting to beat The Power of Incredible Violence? Did you decide that it wasn’t important somewhere between Liz Karlson spearing your brain out of your skull and the bell ringing? I mean, yeah, Tarah was the one who ate that pin, but let’s not be clever about this, if it was you that was legal, it would’ve gone the same way. You can say it was all on Tarah, and that’s why you dropped her, but come on. There’s nothing easier than saving face by blaming your tag partner. And nothing quite as predictable.” 

This is why I’m the dyke who did, Skylar. Because you tried to do it, and I did it. You came back trying to be a Tag Champion, and I actually became a Tag Champion. You chased Diantha across how many shows, and all it took was one match one on one with Hana for me to walk away with my third belt. And you can say whatever you want about how pathetic The Hex Girls were because of who we pinned for our titles, because our name was just a bit too cute for La Verduga, Gatineau’s sixth most famous child, the edgelord French Canadian cosplaying as a New Yorker, but you’re on record calling Liz as tough as they come. You cared, Skylar. You made a really, really big show of caring. But I’m somehow a joke for doing what you failed to do.” 

“Like I’m going to let a bitch with the last name of a 3rd gen Pokemon and the personality of a papercut tell me what does and doesn’t count in my career.” 

“It’s all revisionist history. And it’s not even the lying that gets me, it’s the laziness. It’s so predictable. What are you going to say after I beat you, Skylar? Wait, don’t answer, I know exactly what it’ll be, just like I knew every single thing you’d say to try and needle at my insecurities.”

Marie clears her throat. 

“Why should I care about a fluke loss to that lesbo slash Hot Topic clearance rack slash bargain basement Hermione Granger? It wasn’t MY fault, and besides, I wasn’t even trying, it was beneath me, I REALLY want insert belt here.” 

“Be so astronomically, cosmically fucking for real.”

“Consider this some tough love - you don’t want it, but you’re sure gonna get it. You will never break this cycle by making the same bullshit moves over and over and over again. Maybe the reason your career has taken the turn it has since you’ve been back is that you don’t have a single thing to fight for. To have that, you need to admit that it matters. And if something matters, it matters even when you’ve gone home empty handed. It has to STILL matter after you’ve lost. You have to be willing to look YOUR failure directly in the face and keep fucking moving forward.”

“This is the woman who says she’ll make me a martyr? No, no, that was wrong, you said a bunch of shit about how I want to be a martyr, but I’m just not special enough. Squirtle, you don’t know shit about what it means to care so much about something you’re willing to not just die for it, but cross every boundary put in place by good grace and good sense for it. I opened the literal, Biblical gates of hell. You can dismiss the potency of my magic all you want, but it’s a big part of the reason your dumb ass and the rest of Team Rocket didn’t end the world. I haven’t gone into my matches throwing lightning bolts because I don’t need to. All of those accomplishments I listed, the ones you needed to lie to everyone’s face to dismiss? I did that without casting spells in the ring. I’m a fucking wrestler, cherie. I can beat you, and anyone else put in front of me to challenge for this title, without gris gris bags and curse tablets. I don’t need magic to tap you out. I’m good enough to do that on my own, clean as a whistle, no magical performance enhancing drugs needed.” 

“I’m not a martyr, cherie, and if I wanted to be one, I had plenty of chances. I’m a survivor, a standard bearer, I’m the light that doesn’t go out. The one thing I can say about you is that you have some balls calling yourself La Verduga, The Executioner, when you’re about to share a ring with the woman who has Death’s Scythe in her coat closet. You weren’t paying attention then either, so let’s go over that too, hein?” 

“I had to make my peace in an instant, Skylar. This narrative you have of survivor’s guilt doesn’t play. What I feel about Jeff walking around out here while Violet stays dead isn’t guilt. It’s joy. Do you know why that is? Of course not you pocket sized Narcissus, you refuse to check the tapes, you build your own narrative. I made the call that said whoever died that day stayed dead. I made that call with a corpse in front of me and the knowledge that Jeff had put his own life on the line, I knew exactly what I was doing - trading two lives for the entire world. I made that call and I never looked back, because I have more purpose and more grit at my WEAKEST than you have had at any point in your empty, hollow excuse for a life. That’s why I didn’t try to get Violet back, cherie. Because I was the one who sealed her fate, and as much as I mourn her, I have never once regretted it. Do you have ANY idea how happy I was to see that we got ONE of those people back? To see that Felix didn’t have to live with a broken heart? Of course you don’t. You’re still laboring under the childish belief that not having feelings makes you tougher. You’ll put me down without a flicker of emotion, right? This entire chapter of your career has been you flitting from division to division just trying to find a foothold and failing every time because you simply do not have the passion to make it happen, what makes you think that same lack of passion will be able to take me out?”

“This didn’t have to be this ugly. But I can’t say I’m surprised that it is. Like everything else about you, it was deeply predictable.” 

“The Hex Girls mattered, Skylar. Early deaths don’t change that. Our sisterhood did not last nearly as long as it should have, as it would have in a kinder world, but in the tragically short time we were together, we accomplished more than you have since coming back - Tag Champions, Outlaw Champion, and Women’s World Champion. If we were just a coven of disaster lesbians, tell me, what does that make you? Other than someone I wouldn’t have been able to convince Banshee and Violet to take a chance on, even WITH that tragic 2009 Warped Tour red highlight job of yours?”

“But you’re punching down. Cherie, you wouldn’t be punching down in BOBW.”

“Check the tapes. You know, what fighters are supposed to do, what nobody seems to bother to do except Rebecca Filth. Watch them, Skylar. Watch how things change between those two bells.” 

“Is it hypocrisy? Am I just pretending to be nice outside of my matches, is it the real me inside the ring?”

“They’re all me, Skylar. The witch, the wrestler, the friend, the teammate, the mediator, the bloodthirsty bitch diving off of ladders and balconies just to make a point, they are all part of me. The Triple Goddess. That idea was always too expansive for men with 1960s spell books and teenage girls googling Wicca for the first time, it has always been an expression of everything a woman is in one. Aphrodite Areia, Erzulie Dantor, Astarte-Bast-Sekhmet, are you PAYING ATTENTION YET?” 

“The rule of the goddess, blood and bile and bestial beauty, war and rage and great, earth shattering love, all in one. That’s what this title means. That’s the power of this reign, THAT is what I bring to Odyssey, what I will continue to bring to this brand twice a month, every month, until I meet the woman capable of breaking me, of burning me, of burying me so deep that it’s faster to claw my way down to hell to be with my sisters than to claw my way back up again.”

“And if you think that’s you, then you’re STILL not paying attention.” 

VaeVictisBD, Emmanuelle, Darkane, Rebecca Filth, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler and have spoken. It’s such good shit!

RAMBEAUX
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 11:47 pm by RAMBEAUX

PARABELLUM.
OLYMPUS 01.  \\  vs THE WORLD’S FINEST; ALL OR NOTHING - TOTAL ELIMINATION MATCH.

The nuances of having to fight for anything when the chance of walking away with nothing concerns me greatly, especially with such a playing field at hand and the promises of dreams becoming realities being so close to the truth. I feel like I am back into being in the Thunderbastard match all over again, however it is not every man for themselves but teams of seven fighting it out for some form of brand supremacy, a chance to prove who are the top dogs in the fight between Tres Comas Club and World’s Finest. A world full of hatred and negativity, those that thrive to survive and see themselves as the true winners – the leaders of Olympus – can be the ones that can say they have every opportunity in the world to find themselves at the heart of this brand’s structural integrity. The world begins to ask where it can all go wrong but there’s only one path we can go for the world can become corrupted.

In such a world like the one we’ve lived in, the pretenders continue to prance around and act as if we’ve ruined their vision. We’re only looking to stop the damages that they’ve caused. The World’s Finest have pretended as if they control the future. They’ve continued this as a tradition for some time, for years, from the islands to right here on the mountain of Olympus. I’m not the kind of man that finds himself choosing sides or anything of the kind, but in a certain circumstance, we’ve got to make do with what has to be done. For what it’s worth, I’ve heard about how the many renditions of World’s Finest have been nothing more than a crumbling society just waiting for one wrong move in order to see it all fall apart. Stephanie Matsuda has been a part of every moment that there’s been these renditions and not once has she saved herself from the hassle of letting bygones be bygones, holding onto the hope she can bring something back from the dead and make it relevant.

A known trait of hers but one she knows that she cannot hold onto for much longer, no matter what might be put in front of her. Graham Baker is only involved because of his known intentions of the past with Allesandro Devastation, looking to seek out the one loss that he couldn’t hold in anymore. Life brought him back to the living for a reason but he chooses to spend his time breathing on such pathetic excuses, is that what these so-called future Hall of Famers choose to spend their time being wasted on? Petty grudges? I never expected those brought into the finest were weakened souls trying to repair their own damages. Ryo Sakazaki is one of those names that people want to put some trust in, hope that they can go far, but every chance that you might see them at the peak? Their fall from grace is immaculate. Sakazaki is the punchline for many of a joke, even a sad frontline to begin with, but they don’t deserve to be added to the list of more of these punchlines, do they?

Tatsuo Sakaguchi and Brody – some fresh faces added to the mix here but where’s loyalty in their names? What has been proven to their names that sees them in the frontlines of The World’s Finest? A championship loss for both of them. They couldn’t get it done when they had the chance to shine and this is what Matsuda believes is the real wildcards added to the mix? It’s more so of a joke than anything else. Much like when you’ve got Nobi added to the mix – it’s pathetic to see him in such a catastrophic warzone of violence when he can barely keep the Immortal Heavyweight Championship on him for a few weeks. The one grandeur victory of his and it’s brushed under the carpet as if it never happened, what a sad story to hold up.

Alas, there’s Emmanuelle. There’s jokes upon this squadron but none quite add up to the tale of where one person might be. I could never understand the hype of one person – even if that said hype was built up around that one person by that same person themselves – and it’ll be hard to see why I could care anymore for her than what I do for anyone else. You’ll continue to ask where she might be but I’ll remind you of where she is, dead and buried with the rest of The World’s Finest where they belong. Left in the dirt with the islands that they came from, to be unheard of for years as people hang onto the hope that they can come back much stronger than ever before. That won’t happen however. Tres Comas Club and myself are looking to take down these ‘finest’ soldiers and ransack the monarchy of that Sky Queen. For our futures are to be decided on this one match and I will not allow my future to be taken down within an instant because you all see fit on believing that Olympus has not been brought to it’s finest hour.

The issue at hand is that it has, the one thing that holds it back is those who believe in freedom fighting when it’s unnecessary at most. The more that you’ll continue to fight, the more that everything around you turns into ruins. If that’s what you want to run the risk of, then I – and others – will happily oblique in that. This is total elimination, we’ll see who can hold themselves up at the very end but I can assure you all that there’ll be one team standing tall. In a fight where it is all or nothing, I must ask any of you one thing: are you prepared for the pressure? Are you prepared for war? The parabellum is awaiting us all and we’re going to have to face it together. Though, your finest will fall and in it’s wake at the end of this war? You will see the true colours of the misfited team that you’ve brought together to fight in what you shouldn’t have involved yourself in.

The finest becomes the decayed.

Matsuda, Emmanuelle, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler and Brody have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Emmanuelle
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 11:43 pm by Emmanuelle
“Get you a girl who can do both.” 


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“Bet.” 



That’s me in a nutshell. I’m hotter than a Louisiana summer covered in jalapenos. I’m strong enough to carry the weight of any promotion I step into on my shoulders. Italian passion, Japanese precision, American swagger all rolled up into a fine-ass package that the world still isn’t ready for yet. 


When you say the World’s Finest, you really could be just talking about ME. 


But as much as I wish it was all about me, it’s not. 


First and Foremost, this is about Stephanie Matsuda. She’s had problems with Allesandro, his daddy, his benefactors, and just about anyone involved in this clusterfuck. Her fucking wife is on the line here, and even as an eternal bachelorette of the highest quality I know that a significant other isn’t something you just cast aside. This has been a deeply personal situation long before I decided to dip my pretty little toes in it, and I have to say that I’m all the way on Stephanie’s side. I’ve done dirty shit. I’ve smeared people in the press and on social media. I’ve done sneak attacks, I’ve used political influence backstage to hold people down, you name a wrestling sin and I’ve probably done it.


But there’s one line I would never cross….you don’t fuck with another person’s family. Not like this. Not like these clowns in Tres Comas Club and their mercenaries. Not like that. I refuse to be associated with that and I will do everything to combat that. And not just Stephanie, you guys have run afoul of all my teammates. Graham (I’m still piecing together everything you idiots did to set off THAT crazy motherfucker, but God be with you trying to shut him down), Nobi, who is the World Champion of Olympus, I don’t care what RIP and his loopholes and Allesandro’s completely made up World Title tiering of the American Dream Championship say. Y’all screwed this man out of something he won fair and square. And now it’s time to pay.


Tatsuo, Brody, Ryo too. Each and every one of these people you’ve all managed to fuck with to the point that Stephaine Matsuda got on the phone and called up She Who Shall Not Be Fucked With to give her a hand. And I’m more than happy to oblige. 


I’m just looking at this collection of men sent to stand against us and I can’t help but chuckle. They’re mostly all big, tough guys. Physical stallions. But, here’s the kicker: I’m used to this. All these big muscles, all that flexin and shit doesn’t mean anything to me ... .Golden Gauntlet. What the fuck kind of name is that anyway? Did your mom name you some stupid shit like MyTwelve or Montravious and you held your head in shame long enough to think up a Comic Book-sounding ass name to overcompensate? 


Anyway, we get it. You’re big, strong, blah blah blah. We’re weak, blah blah blah. You know that I actually beat the guy who runs this company? Yeah, people may not know this but I actually pinned Scott Oasis. That’s how I became a champion in Project Honor! He was all about flexing muscles, looking down on me cause I was a woman shit too. Until he was looking up at me from his back, wondering what the hell happened and why I was Warrior Rising Champion instead of him. So, just because you are muscled up to the gills doesn’t mean anything to me. 


Shit, I probably bench more than you anyway. 


Who else? Marce Rambeaux or Lambeaux or Bureaux or whatever. Another big beefy guy who wants to bump meat, I’m guessing. But unlike Golden Gloves over there, you actually seem pretty proud of being a mook. You always do what the bosses tell you, even when it’s run headfirst into a brick wall. Big trust…that’s what you’ll be doing when you face me. I have no problem Scott Oasis-ing your ass too, and then you can explain to your bosses how you got bitched out by a woman half your size. 


Who else? Reggie? 


Do you have hobbies? Do you have other ways to pass time? Why are you still wrestling? Why are you always standing around in a place I’m trying to get to? Why do you keep doing the same boring, stupid, unoriginal 1950s action show villain bullshit you’ve been doing the three fucking years I’ve known you? Don’t you get tired? Yeah, you’d do well to remember that you’ve NEVER beaten me anywhere. In fact, out of all the men in this match, you’re the biggest bitch of them all. You think that belt you stole has any weight behind it? Not while you’re holding it. If I didn’t have more pressing business I’d do the entire wrestling world a favor and Deebo that Icarus Championship off your flabby ass waist. But…I think others will see to that instead. For now, do what you do best: babble nonsense and lay down for Mama Emmy. 


Who Else? Poet? 


Try to hang with the Boys? My guy, you need to study more tape. I run circles around the boys, as several members of the OWA roster and board can attest. Who else you know had the audacity to square up to people like Arata Asakura, Finnegan Wakefield, Michael Bishop, Jeff X and Christopher Sabertooth? Just because you wear spandex that was made in 1985 and think that oily ass hair is still in style doesn’t mean you have to completely live in the past, bro. Women can wrestle with men now. Stephanie’s done it. I’ve done it. We’re not scared of anything that you could possibly do because we’ve seen it all, we’ve done it all, and damn it we’ve beaten 'em all. The only unoriginal one around here is your no-poetical-ability ass. 


And I’ve written better bars in my sleep than you’ve written at your precious desk for a lifetime. 


Who else? 


Alessandro Devione-Devestation-Geese Howard Jr. What are you doing? Really? What is all this? Do you really think that kidnapping someone’s wife is going to end well for you? Do you think that just because you’ve got some money that you’re untouchable? I know you want to branch out into further movies but this is really going too damn far, man. I’ve been cordial, I’ve done business with you but this…I can’t abide by. Hopefully when I hit you, you start to come back to us in the real world and realize that kidnapping and trying to barter peace with someone’s life isn’t a viable tactic. Yeah, you’ll win something in the short term…but in the long term you have no respect. Look at yourself, look at the roster. Do you think anybody respects that American Dream Championship with you holding it? Do you think anybody respects you? Do you even care? Well, the American Dream is something we’ll discuss on our own soon enough…for now I’m going to help my frenemy kick the shit out of you so she can get your wife back and all your pals can stop pretending like you run shit. 


And there’s a fucking actor’s strike going on, stop filming movie scenes you greedy son a bitch.


Who else? 


Barerra? 


Now…I’ve been trying to play nice with some of the people here who don’t know me. I really have. But this guy is trying my patience. First off he’s a coward who has lost somebody and sees what’s going on with Stephanie and doesn’t have the balls to say no to Allesandro and his Daddy and their associates? Just a heartless, bought and sold mercenary like the Seventh Ward? Really? And then you’re gonna have the audacity to tell me that I’m running away from something when you had the opportunity to be a good man and botched it to have some protection for what family you’ve got left and a few dollars.


Bro…the call’s coming not just from your house, it’s in your goddamn bedroom.


As for my students? They’re no longer my students. Sena proved his worth and he’ll prove it again as Outlaw Champion. He doesn’t need me to hold my hand anymore, but he may need some backup now and again until I’ve finished everything I want to on Olympus. That’s been arranged. Tyler? While I’m deeply saddened by what he’s starting to turn into and am very concerned by the company he keeps…I know it’s not too late. I know that he’ll find the right path.


And if any of those Tribunal Fuckheads want to Test the Platinum Standard: my location is always on. They want to fuck around? They’ll find out. Just like you’re going to, perro. I’ve never run away from a fight in my life and if you think seeing you mope around pretending to be Genderbent Ruri Kuzunoha is gonna scare me then I have a forearm with your name written all over it. 


Who else? 


RIP? 


Yeah. 


You want to say that you don’t know who I am. Guess what, that’s fine. You think that what you did is a big joke, huh? I’m gonna get Carlos Rossoed? You’re about to get Scott Oasised, Arata Asakuraed and Michael Bishoped all at once. To put it bluntly: YOURE ABOUT TO GET FUCKING BAPTISED. The man that you hurt, he’s not blood to me but in the wrestling world he is like a father to me. And just like I don’t abide that shit that you and your friends have done to Stephanie, I refuse to abide by what you did to him. I gave you a chance to explain yourself to me, a chance to prove that you’re not just a marionette with strings being pulled by people higher up the food chain. 


You know what you’ve shown me?


That you’re nothing more than a lapdog.


All these other people, I have no truck with them personally. Even Allesandro to a degree is off the hook to some extent. But you? Playboy, there’s not going to be any quarter for you. You want rage? You want anger? You want something for you to make sure you remember who you’re fucking with next time? You’re going to get it. And I don’t care if I have to tear apart the entire Olympus roster, but like a surgeon, brother, I’m going to cut every last member of the Tres Coma Club to fucking ribbons…


All to get to you.


Your bosses. They’re going to watch in horror as I use any and all means to rip you apart. You’re going to beg for mercy…and get another blow to your body instead. You think it’s funny to mock my mentor? You think it’s real fly shit to throw his name around like you didn’t beat him with a sneak attack when he’s well past his prime? 


I’m going to show you what it’s like. I’m going to give you a good ol fashioned Queen’s Road ass beating. Immortal? I’m gonna put that to the test, my boy, and you’re going to fail. Miserably. 


This match was really over the second that it was made. World’s Finest, we may not be completely unified in agenda. We may not even all legitimately like each other. But we do know this: every last one of you motherfuckers is standing in the way of something precious to us or took something from us.


Friends.


Loved ones.


Titles.


Honor.


Mentors.


Money. 


You dogs have been eating off too many people’s plates. And come this weekend…guess what? The World’s Finest is going to beat all of you down like you stole something too. 


After that? I don’t know if there will be a World’s Finest but I do know this: All of you are going to remember our names. All of you will realize that you fucked up in a massive way.

And you will learn Not to FUCK….With Emmanuelle, THE Platinum Standard...Or The World's Finest.

'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler and Brody have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DarkCircle
Kingdom #2: The Face of Truth and War
Post August 11th 2023, 11:17 pm by DarkCircle
{The screen comes up and we see Jacob Striker leaning against a tree on a hill that over looks Bear Creek in Morrison Colorado, a short ways from Denver proper where this week's edition of Kingdom is going to be held. He is wearing a pair of black cargo shorts and a white and black hoodie with the hood pulled up and over his head, covering his face}


Jacob; You know something, Tyler. You are under this grand disbelief that anything you say means two shits to me or what will be the actual end result of our match at Kingdom. Because if I advance in the Ascension to the Heavens tournament or not is not on my to do list...but choking you the fuck out is. The first time we met in the ring, I showed you nothing but respect because I felt that it was owed to you that I actually wrestle you, instead of going full on full tilt wrestling *machine* on your pathetic, scrawny, pencil neck ass.


This time, I don't have to hold back. This time, I get to...enjoy my work yet again. Because I've been doing this for FIVE *YEARS*, Tyler. For five years, I have had people tell me all kinds of bullshit. Bullshit like I don't deserve to be in this such and such a match, that I would never become a champion anywhere, and that I could never hang with true wrestlers...and yet, I've done *ALL* of that. I am a six time world heavyweight champion before I turned twenty five, I have beaten some of the toughest bastards in our sport like Graham Baker and *EARNED* their respect...and I am constantly learning and growing as I continue to improve and expand on what I can do in that fucking ring.


And I never EVER pretended to be the good guy, I enjoy being simply the wrestling prodigy, the Devils Favorite *BASTARD* and the one singular person that when is properly pissed right the fuck off, is the last person that you want to step into the ring with and Tyler...whooo boy, after what happened at Burning Sky, you can bet your ass that I am MOTIVATED.


And I will show you that motivation, Tyler. Because there are no left overs as you said, but a singular entity looking to send a message back to your new father figure in Kenny Drake from *my* father in that he's not impressed. 


{Jake allows himself a moment to laugh, a very dry and hollow sounding noise that echos throughout the area for a few seconds before Jake tilts his head to the left just a little bit, the camera catching a glimpse of a grin from within the shadows of the hood}


Jacob: That's right, Tyler. My parents was at Burning Sky because they were curious to see how the industry has changed since their time in the limelight and they watched my match with Kenny Drake and my father, the Bastard that he is, told me that he was actually disappointed in Kenny Drake.


Not Me. But Kenny.


He was disappointed because Kenny made two mistakes with the first one being he left me BREATHING and two, he left me hungry for another bite at that fat fucking hog that is the general manager of Kingdom!


But I will deal with that in my own time, because this...this all about you, Ty. 


And no Tyler, I'm not taking our match personally...no, you see I understand this business so much better than you ever could because with experience, comes understanding and Ty, I understand SOOOO much more than you do and yes, you can throw hands with some of them, have any of them wanted to ravage you for the sheer pleasure of doing it because they enjoy stretching people for a living?


Tyler, I didn't just get into professional wrestling for the money....or because it's in  my blood...no, I got into professional wrestling because I fucking LOVE my job. YOU...you *stumbled* into professional wrestling...you used it as an escape from how shitty your life was.


ME,me on the other hand...I grew up in this sport. I grew up watching this sport from behind the gorilla positions. I grew up, knowing exactly who my father was and what he *did* to people for a living...but instead of taking his name or anything to do with him, I MADE my own way in this industry and I have accomplished things that he finds incredible.


I'm in nobodies shadow...unlike you


And I know that you probably won't believe me when I say this next part...but I do mean with all of my little heart, Tyler, and that is I want you to learn every little scrap, every little iota from Kenny, JD, Nate, Jason, and Aria. I want you to learn every little tidbit that you think will get you ahead in this sport, I want you learn the tactics of assholes, of the very people *WE* are meant to replace one day as legends of this industry...


And I want you to realize in the end, after you've learned everything from the Tribunal...that none of it will save your ass from me. 


Yes, there is a slim...very fucking SLIM...chance that at Kingdom, you can beat me. Not gonna, I'm not a hundred percent.


{Jake laughs again}


Jacob: But that won't stop me from wrestling like I always do, because I'm not here to play super hero as you put it, I am here to fucking bust my ass and tear down self righteous little fucks like you who believe that just because they have a little bit of stroke. 


And I'm not fighting the Wolvesden at Kingdom.


I'm fighting a sawed off, pencil neck geek by the name of Tyler Kulina. 


And self righteous little pencil neck fucks like you, Tyler, you're a dime a dozen and I really need to dedicate some time to find out who's supplying the dimes and break their arms.


But I want you to do one thing, Tyler.


{Jake reaches up and pulls back the hood of his hoodie, revealing that while the damage to his face has healed to some extent, but the longest cut next to his right eye was in the process of leaving a most definitely noticeable scar as Striker's trade mark wolfish grin crosses his face}


Jacob: I want you to look into this face, Tyler. Look into my eyes and then ask yourself if you honestly believe that you can fucking hang with someone that really doesn't give two shits about the kind of physical hell that they can put themselves through just to get the job done. 


Or did you forget that I walked willingly into that match at Burning Sky, knowing full well that I was walking into every goddamn circle of Dante’s Inferno and not caring because I freaking *live* for this. 


This is the face of a man who did not sit back and heal like his doctors told him to, but instead went out and fulfilled every single wrestling date for every single wrestling event that he was scheduled for because that’s what I fucking do. This is not a man who does anything easy because the only easy day was yesterday.


You are fighting a man who when he is told that he is too short to box with fucking God almighty, then he gets chairs, ladders, and tables until he is eye to eye with the Almighty himself and cold cocks him right in the freaking jaw!


Oh, and just like Jeff's former tag team partner had a saying, my father's tag team partner also has a saying;


"Never accept death when suffering is owed."


And Tyler, I owe you suffering. 


And it will be suffering that I will dole out very slowly with great pleasure because the net result is that I’m going to take that hollow cavity where your heart was and I’m going to turn it into a nice little duplex and rent that sucker out for good money and while you honestly think that you’re going to use me as a stepping stone to get a whole lot of bullshit, what you’re really going to do is that you’re going to serve as a message to Kenny because we tried things his way and even after I win our match at Kingdom and move on in the Ascension to the Heavens match at Final Destination, I plan on putting in a lot of work that night.


Because you see Ty, it’s not just enough for me to beat you into a bloody pulp. To feel the wet heat of your bloody coating my fingers as I force you to tap out in order to make the tearing of your tender tendons stop…you are simply part of the message that I’m going to send up the ladder, to pardon the phrase, to Kenny himself because I’m not trying to go to war with the former Wolvesden and I mean this with all of the upmost feeling that I really could give two shits as to what Drake’s little circle jerk band wants to do.


No, my issue is with your self appointed new father figure in Kenny Drake and Drake himself…because if he wants to get rid of me so much, then I will gladly give him the means to do it…but only on my terms and in a way that he will be quite pleased with, Ty. A match that I’ve seen only a couple of times in which there is no such thing as a Winner.


Only a *SURVIVOR*,


{Jake’s smile grows even more…or as much as it can from the damage done that is still evident}


Jacob: Oh yeah, and that little comment about “that outdated strong style shit has affected your brain”, Tyler…again, that’s called enjoying your work, you dumb son of a bitch! If you can’t enjoy what you do for a living, then you’re in the wrong freaking line of work now aren’tcha?! 


No, and that’s one of the main things that Serenity loves about me. The fact that I’m not afraid to put in the work and to get my hands completely and utterly filthy because it shows the difference between a real man like *ME*, and a soft little choir boy like you. She knows that I take great risks and that I put my very body on the line at a moment’s notice because I have nothing to prove and everything to gain.


Yes, the Alliance’s world heavyweight title slipped from my fingers and I won’t deny that. But in the end I walked away knowing that I can hang with your new running buddy Jason Long…and it wasn’t that long afterwards that he watched ME claim the South West Wrestling Syndicate World’s Heavyweight title when he couldn’t even reach that far. 


{The grin then disappears from his face, leaving only a look of pure determination}


Jacob: I'm not in the way of my career, just because I haven't hit my stride here in the Alliance doesn't mean that I won't soon enough because one of the things that I've learned from working the indies all of these years is that you earn your spot and as much as you're loving to claim that you're above me right now...Tyler the truth of the matter is that I'm so far above your fool ass is I'm the one holding that fucking brass ring that you're so desperate to grab and make for your own. 


And the only person in your way of anything, Ty, is you yourself. You're alone in an ocean of sharks with several of the biggest ones circling you and waiting for you to fail just that one time before they devour you like so much bloody meat. And when that particular event happens you are going to be all alone because just in case you didn't know, I'm not exactly alone as you think, you just haven't seen the truth of it yet because you're that freaking blind.


As for that reminding me of my limitations bs of yours, you should ask the last person who tried that shit with me...oh wait, you can't because his fucking jaw is still wired shut from where I curb stomped his fucking head through some turnbuckles. And just like I established my dominance over that damned fool, I'm going to gladly do the same to you at Kingdom.


And as for your former friends. I can see Emmanuelle, Sena, and Cassie will move on and become some of the greatest and brightest stars of the next generation of legends, while you simply fall into nothing and disgrace. 


So instead of sucking up to Kenny and the gang, how about you take your shit seriously and spend what little time that you have left putting in some serious training before we met at Kingdom because come hell or high water, I'm going to tiger drive your thick head through that ring apron and claim my spot at Final Destination, and if you can't handle that reality...well, then that's on you.


See you at Kingdom, Tyler. 


{Jake pulls up his hood once more as he turns and walks into the forest proper as the screen fades to black}

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Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 11:02 pm by Angelina Magnum
Angelina Magnum


Do You Guys Ever Think About Dying?


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Anger can be such an ugly thing, and it’s not like I haven’t felt my fair share. The grief of losing Thotyssey’s been keeping me pretty preoccupied and yes, I took my eye off the ball. Rin, you beat me on Odyssey and I commend you for it. Despite all your many, many, many, MANY flaws, you do have ability. You’re the child of a world champion, the heir to a dynasty that rules the entire world in one timeline. If you want to bring up entitlement, then look no further than yourself. Your name and your father’s reputation has afforded you just as many opportunities as my face has for me.


You’re bitter, bitter that you have to do your job and defend your titles, boo-fucking-hoo. I don’t know if you’ve been paying much attention lately, but women’s tag teams are in short order here on Odyssey. Thotyssey is gone, Alyssa threw Liz to the curb, Violet and Banshee are fucking dead, and Bea and I sent Gwen Harper packing, leaving Josie without a wolf to run with. 


Face facts, you’re upset that you’ve been tasked with holding titles that you think are beneath you. You’re not mad that you have to defend against us, you’re mad because you think you’re better than the gold. You think the women’s tag division is an albatross that isn’t worthy of the great Asakura name. Don’t pretend you give a shit about this, you’re not that good of an actress. When I was suicidal and considering blowing my brains out, it was because of the impending doom of global annihilation, you hold some belts for five minutes and turn into Christian Bale on the set of Terminator: Salvation.


As for your partner, what’s she been up to? Last I saw, she was rizzing Sena and going back to his hotel room to stage some live action hentai, disgusting. Ruri took a bullet from you and now she’s taking backshots from Ty Kulina’s pervy uncle, it makes me sick. Golden Dawn complains about white supremacy, when all I see are a group who have done nothing but act like the world owes them a living. It’s so easy to call us entitled and plastic, and we’ve never shied away from it. Shit, I can give you my plastic surgeon’s number and he can make it so you don’t look like jailbait for 50 year-old married men. 


You watched Ruri sacrifice her life for you, you saw everything on this planet almost collapse and now all you can do is bitch about having to do your job. You wanna know why I keep getting title shots? It’s because I’ve defied every single expectation that’s been set for me. I’ve gutted it out through all the insults, all the assumptions, all the toxic sexism that has been thrown my way. You’re a little girl with bright ideas about how the world works, but you don’t know a damn thing. Your impressionable mind’s been shaped by nationalism and eugenics, you don’t know compassion or competition. You think that by beating me, it means I’m no longer worthy of your time. But if there’s one thing I’ve proven during my time here, I only come back better and better.


I lost my first match in OWA, I’m not some stats nerd who’s overly protective of my record. I don’t sit up at night, working out my win percentage and putting together a plan to qualify for main event status. I find out who my opponent is, watch some tape and hit the gym. It’s not rocket science, it’s how we get better. You’ve got tenacity and I’ve felt it firsthand, but you’re also young and ignorant. You think this scenario is identical to the last time we faced off and it simply isn’t.


This is tag team competition, this is my wheelhouse. I’ve spent almost the entirety of my wrestling career in a team, watching, learning. A team is about so much more than throwing together two names and hoping shit sticks. Look at Gwen and Josie. Their relationship was rocky at best and The Powerbuff Girls kicked their asses. You don’t think we qualify for a tag title shot when the reality is we’ve beaten every team we’ve faced, we’re a hot commodity, us being put next to you on a marquee is box office. You resent the fact that without titles, without legacies, without any of the things you overvalue to satisfy your ego, we’re getting shown love. Well, learn to live with it. Stop being a little bitch because you’re not being booked against some workhorse world champion and put in the work like you’re supposed to.


Ruri gave her life to save you, and you’re repaying her by burying your tag titles. You’re repaying her by saying this defence isn’t worth your time. YOU’RE the one who’s an insult to this division, not us. Me and Bea take tag team wrestling more seriously than you know. We spend every minute we can perfecting our synchronicity, devising strategies and scouting opponents. You spend your time drinking in bars, alone, throwing tantrums because you didn’t get your way. Honey, you’re more of a diva than I ever was.


I’ve had to fight Banshee, I’ve had to fight Filth, I’ve had to fight Havoc himself with barely any true experience. I wasn’t raised in a wrestling family, I don’t have the luxury of having this business in my blood. I’ve had to work twice as hard just to catch up with the rest of the roster so I could hold my own. Did I always play fair? No. But I always showed the fuck up and showed out. You caught me on an off night and think that means you can get rid of me? Babe, face facts, you’re terrified of what happens if you lose those championships. Imagine the shame it will bring upon the great Asakura name, losing the tag team titles to two bimbo Barbie dolls. Whoof. 


But it’s alright, because you’ve got Ruri! You’ve got a friend who literally takes bullets for you and what the fuck have you done for her? This isn’t a tag team, this is you having someone to fight your battles and do the dirty work that you’re not interested in. This is you brainwashing lost souls and recruiting them to a bullshit regime, in a desperate bid to keep the name of the Golden Dawn alive.


Ruri, you’re being used. Your relationship with Rin is purely transactional. You might think you’re still your own woman, but the moment you start to get ideas above your station, she’ll cut you loose. You’ve seen what the Golden Dawn do. They torture, they kill. They will target anyone they don’t like the look of and won’t rest until they’re eliminated. People called me the third wheel of Thotyssey, the one to take the Ls and make the others look good. I’ve never agreed with that assessment, but Ruri, baby, that’s what Rin sees you as. You’ve got ability, kid. When you first came to this company, you took a lot of shit and ate plenty of Ls, same as me. But then, something clicked. You started stringing together some wins, you started to get a bit of shine and Rin noticed. She saw you as a THREAT, not a friend. She saw a good-hearted, talented young woman, someone with her skin and her nationality who didn’t subscribe to her ideology. She couldn’t have that, she couldn’t have a Japanese woman running around here, representing goodness and being kind of heart. 


She’s twisting your mind, warping your views, making you believe you’re fighting for something better. OWA has no shortage of cults, Ruri, and you’ve fallen under the spell of one. Thotyssey was about sisterhood, about making people better. The Golden Dawn is about hoarding power for the one percent and letting everyone else live off the scraps. We’re not the enemy, we’re simply your opponents.


You THINK you’ve got independence. You THINK that your resentment towards Rin is keeping you in check, but you just watch. Little by little, she’ll chip away and break you down, mould you into a soldier for her insane race war. You claim to despise her, you claim to be the key to unlocking her softer side, you can’t see the forest from the trees. You are cannon fodder. You exist so she can have some influence. Your chemistry in the ring isn’t born from animosity, it’s Rin slowly but surely bringing you into the fold, making you like her.


Don’t act all pissed off because you’re struggling with your tape study, Ruri. I know that you two have chemistry, I’ve seen it first-hand, but me and Bea are only just getting started. No, friendship doesn’t automatically translate to being a great team, but like it or not, I’m a tag team specialist. This is something I’ve actually got a pretty fucking solid level of experience in. I didn’t spend all my time hanging around world-class competitors and ignore their advice. You think Jeff and Chris didn’t teach me a thing or two about being a great tag wrestler? Listen to you, you’re already buying Rin’s rhetoric and spewing out her bullshit. You think we’re two narcissists with no talent and no place in that ring, stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Rin’s getting to you early and you can’t accept reality. I would say you still have the chance to get out, but I think you’re too far gone at this point.


Much like your partner, you’ve elected to ignore everything we’ve done, everything we’ve accomplished, and are going for the low hanging fruit like everybody else. Being hot and being talented are not mutually exclusive. I know it hurts to hear, but some people just do have it that good. I do nothing but excel and yeah, I haven’t been at my best lately. But if we defined each other by losses alone, you’d be one of the most worthless people in this company.


You were nothing when you started here, don’t pretend you were some hot young talent who ran through the competition. You lost plenty, just like me. You strived to improve yourself, just like me. But now…now you’re a parrot for a racist tyrant, telling yourself that you’ve kept your honour to help you sleep at night. You make me sick. I have never lied to myself or the people about who I am. I’m gorgeous, I’m arrogant, I’m wealthy, I'm privileged, and I’m your peer.


I’m gonna be standing across from you in that ring, ready to put my body on the line in the name of pleasing the masses and achieving glory. This isn’t a side hustle, this isn’t an acting gig, this is who I am and what defines me. Questioning my resolve is the first and last mistake the two of you will make.


So keep hitting up bars, keep festering in bitterness about how we don’t deserve this match, keep your parasitic, toxic relationship going until Rin sucks the life from you. The Golden Dawn rule through fear and hate, and The Great War proved that that is not sustainable. Eventually, someone steps up in the name of good, someone breaks through and cuts the head off the snake.


A blonde bombshell of a dusk is about to drop onto your dawn, and she’s gonna have her electric best friend by her side to create some lightning.


We are (Abs)olutely Fabulous. We are Barbie & Barbie. We are the Powerbuff Girls, and we are gonna beat the shit out of you.

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Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 10:26 pm by "Killer Bee"
Graduation Day, Baby! 



“Sena….are you sure about this?” 


“Yeah. You’ve got something that you have your heart set on. I have something I want to defend.” 


“I see. The safety net is gone, bro. I can’t help you right now. I’m already traveling enough with EWC and IWF on my plate…and now that I’m on the Olympus roster for the time being.” 


“I get it. You’ve spent enough of your career minding me. Some birds aren’t meant to be caged….their feathers are too bright.” 


“Did you watch Shawshank Redemption again last night?” 


“Maybe. You sobered up after last night?” 


“Yes. Have fun with Ruri last night?” 


“WAIT, WHAT!?” 


“Heh….don’t worry about it. Even when I’m piss drunk I have ears and eyes all around, my guy.” 





The training wheels are off…


Young Lion….that’s not me anymore. If not that….who am I then? 


Time to find out…



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Our video begins with Sena walking into a room with a red graduation cap and gown ensemble on a table. Pomp and Circumstance, or at least a “rock version” of it, is playing on a nearby laptop as he comes into the shot carrying a bucket full of ice cold beer with him.


Well, people are wondering what’s the deal with the Cap and Gown and Pomp and Circumstance blasting in electric guitar I’m sure so I’ll tell you: Sunday is Graduation Day for Tanaguchi Sena, baby! I’ve gotten the official okay from the man who trained me that due to my Outlaw Championship victory I’m no longer a young lion. It feels weird, no more sweeping the Dojo, no more getting bossed around by Emmy. Emmy and Carlos agree that as of now we’re all equal in the sense of being professional wrestlers. That very notion makes me damn proud, even prouder than being the Outlaw Champion.


Sena settles down into a chair, reaching into the bucket filled with ice and pulling out a cold bottle of beer and opening it. 


Aria, have you ever heard of Scotty Nguyen? I don’t expect you to have heard of him, but it would be a bit cool if you had. He’s a famous poker player, probably one of the most famous of all time. He managed to win the World Series of Poker in 1998 but just winning that tournament isn’t the unique thing. It was the WAY he won it that captivated the attention of so many. When the river card of the last hand gave Scotty a Full House, he immediately went all in, forcing his short-stacked adversary to risk everything he had in order to call. Scotty, much like I’m sitting here right now, had a beer in hand, relaxed as he could be when he uttered his most famous words: 


“You call, it’s gonna be all over baby.” 


The opponent chose to call, playing the board. It didn’t end well for him. Scotty’s poker legend turned into poker immortality as he claimed the winner’s bracelet and million-dollar prize. Now, what does that have to do with everything that’s going on with this championship match against Hall of Famer Aria Jaxon? Well, much like Scotty, I see through my opponent. I see an advantageous hand played for me, and I see that the end result is going to be a victory that will forever immortalize me in OWA lore. 


That sounds pretty arrogant from someone who hasn’t but maybe a handful of victories to his name, including a handicap match against a damn primate, but it’s the truth. I see something that most other people, especially all the wrestling pundits probably don’t. They see her resume that’s beyond reproach. They see me, a young, untested champion making his first defense against the person that made the belt legendary in the first place. They see perceived gaps in skill and athleticism. 


But I have something that outweighs everything that those people will talk about: My own self respect. Aria, you haven’t adapted or evolved. You’ve simply regressed back to what you were to begin with. This isn’t about heroes and villains because I’m damn sure not any kind of hero. This is about two people, one seeing the world passing her by and giving in to the darker parts of her nature and the other standing in a sea of sharks and piranhas and being willing to stay true to what he was taught and what he believed in. You didn’t solidify yourself or gain the tools necessary to get back to the glory you once held when you joined The Tribunal.


You pissed away everything that made Aria Jaxon special and flushed it down the toilet. 


I was a fan, actually. Even when you were a bit of a bitch with the Phantom Troupe, I respected your ability. Your career path, EAW, SSW, OWA, everywhere else that you’ve been, it doesn’t tell me everything about you but it does answer some questions for me. Where is the Aria Jaxon that became the Empress of Elite? Where is the Aria who ruled Japan with an Iron fist alongside some of the most fearsome wrestling names ever assembled? Where is the Aria Jaxon who won the Clash at the Titans? 


This is not her that I see before me. I see someone who dyed her hair and ran off to make allies with people she used to wrestle when she got hurled out of the Odyssey club by Rebecca Filth. I see someone who talks about being in a position of strength but being in a position of weakness instead. If you are so secure in your abilities, why did you suddenly make nice with a collection of all the individuals hell-bent on ruling Kingdom and eventually all of OWA for themselves? Did you join up with them to make things easier for yourself and for them….


Or is it all a marriage of convenience and you’re too fucking cowardly to face them?


I see through you, Aria Jaxon. No new nickname, ring gear, sudden interest in Tyler Kulina’s welfare that suddenly burst out of nowhere, no new allies and old acquaintances can hide what I sense most from you: fear. 


Yes, I associated you, Hall of Famer and all, as afraid. 


You’re afraid to stand on your own. Look, don’t shoot the messenger people, those were essentially her words: she saw the landscape and decided that changes had to be made because the Aria of Old wasn’t cutting it anymore. Look at the changes. They speak louder than anything I could possibly say. There wasn’t so much a change of mindset as it was a realization that people just as twisted and chicken shit as you could be useful tools in pursuit of your career’s Brett Favre-in-Minnesota arc. You would rather brush me off as nothing more than a stepping stone to regaining your former glory than taking me seriously.


But that’s okay. Frankly at this point, I’m used to it. Hell I trained with Tyler daily and he didn’t take me seriously until it was too late. No, he didn’t get “screwed”. He got beat. 


As far as my struggles go, I’m not going to pretend that they're anything never-before-seen in wrestling history. It’s a hard fucking sport, it ain’t ballet I think the cliche goes. It’s a business full of tough, hard people who are willing to be dishonest as hell to move up in the world. But the thing that helps set me apart from all that muck and bullshit is the way I’ve responded to it. I could have packed it up and called it a day at any point in the last year. No one would have thought less of me, most of you in the locker room probably would have forgotten me, a blip on the OWA radar and a footnote in the history of OWA. Now…I’m a part of that history in full. My name will always be associated with this title, no matter if I hold it for 14 days or 1400 days. 


You can’t take that away.


But the thing is, just being myself has been the thing that I’m most proud of. I saw how adversity changed you…and I’ve seen how success utterly corrupted Tyler. I’m proud to say that neither will change my mindset. Now does this mean that I’m completely incapable of evolution, that I’m just going to keep doing the same stuff that I learned in the dojo? 


Absolutely the fuck not. 


Evolution is slow, progression is slower. Changes will come, but they will come at my own pace, at my own discretion. But I don’t think I need to change all that much to beat you, Aria. You are a hollow, sad shell of what you once were. You don’t even look inspired anymore when I see you. That’s why I’m not scared or intimidated by this match happening…I’m excited. I am eager to look into your eyes and see if the soulless eyes that I’ve seen on my television screen, that I’ve seen celebrating what Tyler did to his own fucking father…I want to see if my spirt alone can restore the shine that was once there. You were a great champion once. Why do you hide from that Aria Jaxon?! 


We are all our own worst critics. That doesn’t make either one of us special. But what makes me special compared to you is that at the end of the day, I never gave up on myself. You did.


So, when we stare down right after that bell rings, understand that you won’t see fear. You won’t see trepidation of facing someone I once held in incredible esteem. You won’t see someone who the moment is too big for. You will see a young man as relaxed as can be, going into a fight already knowing the outcome. And right before we tie up and get it on, you’re going to look me in my eyes and I’m going to do what I always do: smile. 


I’m gonna lean against the ropes, smile right at you and whisper four words just for you to hear. 


“It’s all over, baby.”


And it will be….for you. The Outlaw Championship has seen you neglect parental duties enough with your own child, so I humbly regret to inform you that I’m keeping it in my custody. I’m the Daddy now and you, sunshine, you don’t get visitation hours at my fucking expense. 


See you soon.



As the Outlaw Champion smirks confidently, the screen fades to black. Then…a familiar sound starts to play: Gregorian Chants. A hooded figure is shown in a dimly lit study hall, surrounded by books and candlelight. 






Darkness grows. 


It grows and grows and grows. 


Such Distortion cannot be ignored. 


Allies have turned to foes.


And enemies have made peace. 


For long I have sat in the shadows, quietly observing. I sat through the Great Wars of our time, putting trust in those who wish to live to save everything. 


And now, the two Chosen Ones have split apart. 


One walks his own path. 


The other walks the path laid for him by others that will surely lead to his own destruction. 


I will not interfere in petty battles that have no place for a Living God. 


But, on an oath to an old master, the same Beast who brought me steps closer to Godhood…..


I will watch over the Chosen One, the one who roars but is no longer a Young Lion. 


Even those who once held swords with are not immune to the darkness that I can unleash. 


The Chosen Ones will have their Promised Battle. And while the old master is healing and Emmanuelle is on crusade elsewhere….


I will hold the Boy in the Hollow of my mighty hand…and make sure that he shines….


And all who defy will be cast into Distortion World. 


Mortem ad polluentes…


Orate pro eis….


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The hooded figure reveals himself: Maelstrom: The Overlord of Destruction.

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grandcaster
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 10:10 pm by grandcaster
Congratulations, Tres Comas Club. 

It’s been awhile since I’ve faced opponents who have forced a change in my mindset. Even those seen as honored prodigies have their moments of darkness. Originally, I extended benevolence towards you—for I believed that even gutless cowards like you deserved to die with some honor intact. I only spoke my honest opinions and I even gave you an option to go out with your heads held up high, rather than crushed beneath Vaiśravaṇa’s feet.

I’ve come to realize even that was far too generous for you all. It is more clear than now that the only kind thing I can do is put you all out of your misery this weekend with the other members of World’s Finest. 

There are many words to describe the Tres Comas Club and their version of Olympus but only one comes to mind. 

Shallow.

Quit trying to deceive everyone. 

None of you are gods. No matter how much you try to mask your shortcomings with grandeur and smug haughtiness, you and I both know the truth. You haven’t even touched the surface of heaven. Your existence is equivalent to false prophets and I’ll enjoy razing to the ground that little hill you’ve claimed to be Mount Olympus.

Traitorous afterthoughts? Shut up. 

There’s nothing traitorous about what we’re doing. Never once have I bowed my head to you, nor have the others. We’ve been enemies since the beginning. This isn’t a storybook where kingdoms last for eternity. This is reality and in our reality, there is war

In war, kingdoms rise and fall all the time. Those who survive are the ones who are strong. The fact that you hide behind excuses is laughable. Aren't you the ones who claimed themselves to be a force so domineering that we were nothing before them? You should’ve been prepared for this. 

If you were so afraid of your glass cattle shattering, you should’ve never woken up a sleeping giant. Call us whatever synonym of peasant you want, every single person in the World’s Finest has the same goal: Destroying you. Boast about your "superior" talent, it means nothing if it isn't put to its full potential. 

And seriously? Are you going to threaten us with death? You idiots! That’s the greatest thrill!

True warriors are prepared to die just as much as they are prepared to inflict it. To kill and to be killed is pleasure, not pain! The fact that you think that something like dying is going to make us lose sight of our true goal is laughable! Do you think we'll be scared of you because of THAT?!

It shows how little you understand why we’re the ones destined to defeat and how weak your resolve to dominate really is. You’re weak!

You’re not immortal, you’re not untouchable, and you’re not getting from me. From us. Buy my weapons, strip me of my armor, but you will never strip me of my ability to fight. And until you rid us of every last breath, we’ll keep fighting, even if we have nothing. Maybe, we’ll even keep fighting in the afterlife. Some ghosts are just too angry to die, you know. 

But do you understand what I’m saying? In an attempt to make yourselves appear bigger than what you actually are, you’ve forgotten what real power is, Tres Comas Club. You’ve exposed yourselves as the biggest frauds to exist and we’ll smash your mirrors, your illusions, and your treachery when we clash. 

This is our duel of fate. Try and belittle us all you want, Tres Comas Club. Even if it means dragging you down to the deepest parts of the Sixth Heaven, each and every one of you will fall. Your deaths are the symbol of change in Olympus! Too many of you are rotting corpses of promotions dead and gone. I would rather have my entrails be picked at by vultures, then let your rule defile this place. 

You want the past to be the past. Sure. Then allow me to burn you away with the fires of a new future. 

But, well, I’m done talking. Unlike you lot, I don’t like hearing the sound of my own voice when it's unnecessary. I no longer hold the desire to speak benevolently nor do I have the urge to insult you. The tea ceremony ended ages ago. We’ve passed a point where talking provided a solution to our problems. 

The only thing that’s left is to fight. 

The World’s Finest will not buckle to you. There's too much on the line for us to do that. Our strength is more united than ever before and like a raging current, it will wash you away until you no longer exist.

In the closing moments of the match when your loss is sealed, you’ll truly know what it is to be one with the universe. The ability to even feel a glimmer of enlightenment in your shattered bodies...that is my final act of benevolence to you.

Emmanuelle, Darkane, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, "Killer Bee", DT The Ruler and Brody have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Sayla
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 9:45 pm by Sayla

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She stared into the tall glass in front of her, trying to lose herself within her faint reflection, tinted amber from the alcohol. There wasn’t any real reason as to why Ruri Kuzunoha came to this bar tonight. She wasn’t really looking to get drunk, in fact after The Great War, the taste of alcohol hadn’t quite agreed with her tongue in the same way that it once did. Still, here she was two highballs deep, alone.

If she was here looking to get laid, she sure as hell came to the wrong place, as the bar was pretty much dead by the time she had came in. All but a few occupied tables, at least… one consisting of a pair of older men deep in conversation, another was a table of women celebrating something. She wasn’t quite sure what, maybe a bachelorette party, or a recent divorce, given the two male escorts that had been pouring their drinks.

The only people she recognized was the completely sloshed Emmanuelle, her friend SONYA, who she recognized from JET, and Sena, who were sitting at the far corner of the bar, enjoying themselves… or well, Emmanuelle was. No, Ruri sat in her secluded table in the back of the establishment because she wanted a place to sit, and think… think about where she’s found herself.

She just can’t quite understand what keeps compelling her to stick around with Rin Asakura. Yeah, there was the fact that she was one half of the OWA Women’s Tag Team Champions with her, the first title in her OWA career that she had properly earned, but beyond that? Ruri really couldn’t explain it, no matter how much she would like to.

All of this started because Rin needed Ruri, for whatever reason, to be a part of her reformed Golden Dawn… saving her from Havoc’s wrath, and in turn damning her to servitude under the parasite. But now? Now is a different story after Ruri saved Rin from being another tally on Michael Bishop’s kill count. Ruri could see that Rin was in need of saving, and not just from bullets. She could see the sliver of light in her, and maybe that’s why she still puts up with her.

She can’t really give up now, they were tag partners, champions together… if Ruri wanted Rin to see the world for what it actually is, not the broken one that she had come from where her family had driven into darkness, then she needed to make sure that she was there for Rin, because the more that Ruri gets to know her… the more she realizes just how alone Rin truly is.

「If you told me that after everything that happened to me over the past year, that I’d still be willing to team with Rin Asakura… I would have laughed at you. For so long, I despised her and everything she believes in. Tto be honest, that much hasn’t changed. Her personal Ideology was forced into her mind by monsters… but those ideals are not as strong as Rin wants us to believe. The look I saw in her eyes in The Great War, when she realized the weight of her actions as Bishop’s trigger finger was quivering to put a bullet inside her… I realized that she isn’t this second coming of her father. I don’t know if anyone else can see it, but she’s changing… and I know it’s because she believes that she owes me… and honestly, she did. After trying to ruin my life by forcing me into her schemes, I could have left her to die in that warzone… but I didn’t. But at the same time, deosn’t holding that over her head like that make me just as bad as her when she held the fact that she saved me from Havoc over mine? Fuck, I don’t know man…」

She pauses for a second and takes a drink.

「Either way, she gave me her spot in the Clash of the Titans, when she didn’t need to. She’s trying  to see the world in a different, less xenophobic light… so the least that I can do is make sure that we defend our championships, right?」

「If that’s the way you look at it kid, I ain’t gonna tell you otherwise.」

Says the spirit of Kazuya Kuzunoha, Ruri’s birth father who sat himself across from her.

「If it were me, I’d have left the bitch to fend for herself after you made sure she didn’t become a Jackson Pollock painting. You had an out, you did enough for her to where she shouldn’t have had to ever interact with you again, but you decided that instead you’d actually find a way to save her from herself… you’re a better person than I could ever have been Ruri, I’m proud of you.」

「Thanks, I think?」

She wasn’t sure if the man across from her was actually her father’s ghost or a hallucination. He claimed he’d fade away back to where he came from eventually, but it’s been months and he’s still around. Still, it was nice to have him around, even if he wasn’t real.

「I don’t know, I think she should see what the world is actually like… whether she actually changes or not remains to be seen, but I should at least try, right? Shit, everyone and their mother is waiting for the moment that we lose our championship, just so they can be there to see whether or not Rin stabs me in the back or not…」

She pauses for a second, before softly grinning.

「I really don’t think that will happen though, despite what people may think… Rin won’t stab me in the back, not after everything we went through… I don’t think people quite understand that ya know? But either way, it doesn’t matter because we still have to get through the Powerbuff Girls.」

「I’m sorry… who now?」

「The Powerbuff Girls.」

“No, I heard that… but a name alone doesn’t tell me jack shit about what the fuck a Powerbuff Girl is.」


「I mean…」

Ruri trails off… rolling her eyes a bit.

「I’d say look them up but you and electronics don’t mix… they’re our opponents for the next edition of Odyssey… Modern Whorefare they’re billing it as…」

「That’s… a name…」

「Right? I got a kick out of it when I heard about it. But yeah, Bea Havertz and Angelina Magnum. I’d call them the Thotyssey B-Team, but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t exist anymore. Then again, who's to say Bea wouldn’t have just stolen Angelina away from them anyway, if their slutty little hugbox didn’t die after The Clash. Iunno…」

Ruri reaches into her jacket pocket and pulls out her sativa vape. She looks around for a second before taking a hit off of it. She would prefer smoking actual flower… but the vape gets her high, and that’s all that matters.

「I’ve got to wonder though…」

She says as she exhales.

「Do the two of them really think that just because you two are best friends forever that you have what it takes to actually beat me and Rin for our tag team championship? I mean, I ain’t gonna sit here and pretend that me and Rin are exactly best friends ourselves. Fuck, I’d be surprised if she gave a different answer if you asked her the same question. We ain’t friends, we’re tag team partners. The two of them have apparently known each other for years before they weaseled their way into this business. While I have my personal issues with the way they may view, or used to view this business, but still they both ended up here together, so why shouldn’t they at least try to team up ya know? But the thing is, just because you’re best friends with someone, does not mean that you automatically are a competent tag team, I mean look at you and dad… you guys went through the dojo together, and sucked as a team.」

「Yeah, we didn’t really click in there as partners. Opponents though, that’s a different story…」

「That’s what I’m saying, just because it may have worked for Chris and Jeff, it ain’t mean it’ll be the same for Angelina and Bea. Whereas me and Rin, for whatever reason, we have actual chemistry in the ring as a team, as much as it pains me to say it half the time. Shit, we’ve survived together for this long now, without trying to stab one another, and on top of that… we’ve got the championships for a reason, don’t we?」

「Whereas have the two of them ever actually competed together? Like, not counting the Clash, or matches of the like, cause those don’t count. I’m serious, I don’t know if the Powerbuff Girls ever actually tagged together before, or if it is just a cute little nickname that they call themselves whenever they go out together? I’m not saying it can’t be both, what I’m saying is, I don’t know if the two of them are ready to step onto center stage without having a few rehearsals first.」

She shakes her head again and takes another hit.

「I’m not trying to discredit their friendship. Fuck, if anything I hope that their bond is un-fucking-breakable, because it’s always refreshing to see friendships like theirs last. This business does its very best to try and tear us apart from the ones we love before it eats us alive. Angelina saw it firsthand when Thotyssey began to unravel, and in doing so she got tossed aside so that Filth and Felix can settle their shit… So I don’t blame her for seeking out her best friend. If I didn’t have my best friend to turn to after The Corsairs died, I don’t know where I’d have gone… hopefully her trust in Bea doesn’t end up fucking her over… because Bea doesn’t want to carry her own weight.」

「What do you mean by that?」

「Angelina and Bea are two selfish stuck up bimbos who think that everyone in the world should wait on them hand and foot, they’re the kind of people who get off on social media clout. The difference between them is that Angie has gone through hell to get to where she is. In order to keep up with Filth and Felix, she at least has tried and made an effort… that and when you literally go to war with someone, and have their gun in your face… you can see the kind of person someone actually is… Angelina has grown some pride in her wrestling…  Bea… not so much. I’m expecting her to barely get in the ring, and when she does it won’t be for long, before she tags Angie back in… she’ll expect her to do the heavy lifting. Because no matter what kind of bond they may have… you can’t change someone who doesn’t want to change… and Bea likes herself as she is a little too much for comfort…」

She says with a shrug before finishing her drink. Meanwhile, in the background Emanuelle is dragged away from any more liquor by Sonya leaving Sena alone at the bar. Ruri looks over and notices this before sighing.

「What’s wrong, kid?」

She shrugs.

「I need to clear my head… maybe get my mind off of Rin and our match with The Silicone Express for a bit.」

「I thought they were called The Powerbuff Girls?」

「Whatever. Either way, I'm gonna go… do outlaw things… I may be a bit.」

Ruri pushes from her table, adjusts herself and makes her way from her corner table to the bar, leaving Kazuya there alone. When he notices the lone young man she’s walking towards, he shrugs.

「I see… Go ahead and try to unwind, kid. I’ll be back at the hotel…」

He says to himself before standing up and making his way to the door, fading out as he reaches it, meanwhile Ruri would approach Sena.

「Wassup…」

Scott Oasis, Emmanuelle, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Felix Hartley, Angelina Magnum and have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Bringeroflight
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 9:38 pm by Bringeroflight
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[Flashback a GG’s second rescue, post YNIC retirement]


Recipe


Take a bowl


Fill it to the brim with this old ass Hodges Manor apartment complex, held together by nothing more than toothpicks and drywall. Add faulty electrical equipment and wiring. Insert a dash of illegal ass lack of fire escapes, and insert into the oven at 400 degrees for however long it takes you to fall asleep to old Days of our lives reruns, and you’d be sharing the same view as our hero, Golden Gauntlet. The Hodges Manor apartment complex wasn’t much before. Now, as smoke spills from the roof and strangles anyone veering too close to the action, the fiery explosion of an apartment complex ain’t shit for ya’ boy except for a hot day on the beach. Starting from the third floor, Golden Gauntlet’s steps are marked with creaks from the straining floorboards, and an occasional break in the board precludes another entrance from smoke to suffocate anyone who ain’t about that life. Caution goes out the window like the Freeman family, after firefighters trying to convince Jerry’s dumb ass that his shoe collection ain’t worth being put on a T shirt with them ghetto ass clouds. One tap from ya’boy makes it look like a nigga got his hands on the paw-paw fruit cuz that nigga and the window behind him??


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And like Manu, this left hand shooter puts it through the net below. Yeah, Jerry’s bitch ass crying, but all that for some Yeezy shoes looking like Glade plug-ins?


Head ass nigga. Clearing this is a breeze. It’s a trip GG’s taken since before he was GG. Before his arm had that Bruno Mars 24 carat magic, a younger lil latchkey kid was up on the third floor, burning a hole in his fucking boy scout wallet buying candy by the pound from Mrs. Johnson. Lady was on her mafioso shit running the block, slangin to anyone who had sickness cuz she had the medicine. You got jumped at school? You get a free coolie with your order, and a BLUE ONE MY NIGGA. Freeze pops by the boatload, big ass candy bars for sale back when ya’boy only got those trick-or-treating by stumbling into the wrong, rich, and white ass mayonnaise neighborhood. She was the OG, she was the homie, she’d been slangin candy to generations of people’s families on some Benjamin Button type beat, and while it’s always good to see her, its a bummer to be like this. GG’s creep up the steps gets met with crud. No… dust. Asbestos? Concrete? He looks up just in time to see a part of the burning ceiling giving in. But he ain’t wearing shades, he’s wearing underarmor and a durag, not no all black peacoats. He ain’t Mr. Anderson dodging shit. Mighty golden glove goes up, and with one swing, a pile of burning debris gets scattered from the wind pressure. His heartbeat starts to kick up a notch. Either the building’s giving in, or his heart’s pounding hard enough to make the building shake. 


GG walks through her door like a hot knife through melted butter, with splinters bursting after his dynamic entry. Old ass creepy ass dolls stare at him, as if tryin’ to say ‘about time lil nigga!’ Mans somehow supresses the urge to kick off his shoes inside her house, ingrained by decades of her keeping kids on the block fat and full with their spare change. Kitchen? Nah. Can barely tell by how much smoke’s trapped in the place. Living room? Aint it. Crosses on the walls and family pictures are all burnt to a crisp, but he’s here. Shit all that praying was for something right? Chirping from other heroes hit the walkie talkie - something about the place caving in? GG beats feet, and finds Mrs. Johnson in the bedroom, passed out on the ground. One touch lets him find a strong heartbeat, but it’s strong for an eighty year old so that ain’t really saying much. One hand scoops her over the shoulder - just in time for another hero to make his appearance with footsteps lined by fire. 


Skyline Spitta: Ayo, why are you fuckin’ around up here nigga? This entire bitch is coming down. 


Golden Gauntlet: Yeah, cuz I’m Dirk apparently, I’m the only one ain’t afraid of the heat. Y’all missin’ people.


Skyline: Probably still are, but it don’t mean shit if the entire thing comes down. I’m super speed, but I don’t slow time. I’ll take care of her if you keep this thing upright. Tradesies? 


Without a second of hesitation, every moment of team sports, after school specials, and sports movies kick in; teamwork makes the dreamwork and allat lame shit, right? Mrs. Johnson lands in Skyline’s hands, and GG Skyline proves himself to be a liar. If he can’t slow time, GG can’t perceive why he tracks every movement. He tracks the blur disappearing out of the door and to the stairs out - he tracks the splintered floorboards finally caving in, and turning into a freefall to hell. He tracks his voice screaming out, and he doesn’t even get to blink before realizing his words didn’t reach. The blur of bodies tries to clear the staircase, but SS doesn’t perceive the lack of a floor until he’s on top of it. And it ain’t none of that Wile E coyote floating til you figure it out shit, either. One second, she’s clinging onto life. One second later, Mrs Johnson’s carcass is buried underneath a pile of burning debris. 


Everything else about that night was a blur. Building eventually got cleared. All the headlines talked about the might of one GG for serving as the building’s foundation due to the previous one getting burned into bits. There’s pictures with the flame completely extinguished in his eyes while he’s takin’ photos with firefighters, there’s videos of autographs getting signed on autopilot. There’s pieces of videos of GG telling people the matriarch of their neighborhood didn’t make it. All evidence of that night is either on paper, on film, or on wax, but GG’s memory stops working as soon as his ears start ringing and his vision exists in a tunnel. 


It’s all fucking fuzzy until Spitta’s on the ground like someone yelled worldstar, and Golden Gauntlet’s fist is knee deep into the hole in the fake ass hero’s chest. On some yamcha shit, Spitta’s cratered into the ground. But it doesn’t bring anything back, and it doesn’t do shit for the guilt in the pit of GG’s stomach. That wasn’t a mistake. Mrs. J would be celebrating with them ghetto ass oatmeal pies and some crispy fucking zebra cakes if he took shit into his own hands. She ain’t need a team player on some steve nash shit. He let go of the rock - his boy didn’t follow through. She needed someone who could hold her down, and keep that slum upright, even if it meant he’d die trying. With tears streaming down his cheeks and a gucci flipflop on Spitta’s carcass, words that seemed mutually exclusive suddenly overlap. 


Selfish.


Egotistical.


Psychopath. She needed a fucking psychopath.









In another world, I definitely could see myself on the other side of this lil’ dispute. If I’m keeping it a two Carlos’ (for the whites, that’s a buck fifty), I don’t even have to think that hard about it. 


Look at me. I mean it, really look at me. Look into my big jumbo traps. Look into my big ass Deltoids. My pecs got the belt flipped upside down from M to W for fuckin’ wumbo. Then look at Tres Commas’ club. 


Then look at me. 


Then look at them. 


Y’all watch Chainsaw man? They got demons based on the manifestations of humans fears. I thought of that show the first time I saw Prescot. That nigga looks like the demon of late puberty.


Now look at me. Now picture Marce.


Marce, I’m not mad that our match ended in a draw, that shit slid like ice. Sometimes I get too carried away having fun in the warmup. I’m mad that you look like a leather shoe. I’m mad that you look like squidward’s house. I’m mad that your neck muscles got neck muscles you big ass buff neck ass WUMBO forehead nigga. 


Don’t even get me STARTED on Devastation. Y’all know white supremacy tends to descend down the family tree? Dude looks like his family tree is a fuckin’ reef. Nazis often say the white aryan race is the supreme version of humanity. I look at Devastation’s bitch ass and I say, nay, these niggas ARE NOT GOOD. Poet? Poetry seems like it slide until some white nigga with locs trying his Def Jam slam poetry screaming at you cuz he saw The Color Purple and felt like he looked into a mirror when he saw Ciely. Barrera? 


I got no smoke with you cuz tryn’na found out about you had me screaming at my screen like WHO ARE THESE NIGGAS. 

Y’all, before ya’ll come up with all these theories and questions about why someone like these got someone on my side, can y’all just take a gander? Next Kingdom episode, some dad rock theme music’s gonna hit and it’s gonna look like when them whites put King Kong on display in New York. My strength has no limits, but I’ve reached the ceiling of what I can accomplish while letting others drag on my coattails. I can’t trust anyone to get the job done better than myself, and I don’t need a bunch of good people on my side, I need selfish, egotistical mofos that won’t even let me get a tag in if I can’t prove I deserve it. 


As such, I gotta get the job done and worry less about how it’s done. As such, I’m tapping into the darkest side of myself. I’m tapping into the place in my mind where hatred thrives. I’m taking this shit to the middle school lunch tables. 


I respect y’all and it’s all love, however.


Emmanuelle AND Matsuda?


This is… MARVEL VS. CAPCOM! 


This is Superman vs. Batman for dog-ass, pug faced bitches! 


I always plan on dogwalking my competition, so I got a fight against a rott and a pitbull? Oh, okay. Nobi, you like to project, don’t you? You spent half a year trynna get a Polish bitch named Cage to take a bath because you felt lonely, right? You wanted someone who was as washed as you, right? Your accomplishments can’t be taken away from you, but what’s your batting average? One championship win when you get about fifteen a year? If you were a horse, you’d be glue. But since you’re my opponent, you’re gonna be a fine paste. All this happy go lucky antic shit is disgusting from the only opp who could match me in strength, cuz it makes you fuckin’ impotent. You get hot and heavy in the sheets and by the time you’re screaming mama mia, you bust and the only thing that comes out is a white flag that says bang. 


Cloud Matusda, if it isn’t captain save-a-hoe. 


Do you really care about Monica?


I’m certain you do. After all, lesbians bring a U-haul on the first date and start wedding pinterest boards before y’all learn each other’s middle names. But let’s be capital H honest: are you worried he’s gonna suddenly snap and go postal? Or are you afraid that she’s spent so much time tongue-twisting with the town bicycle that she might’ve learned a thing from you? Let’s have a heart to heart about your pride - you deserve to be a Hall of Famer in Omega two times over, so I’m disappointed as hell to see you burning that social capital using that ethnic snatch to see what combination of races it takes to make the strongest child. I ain’t much of a flier, but I’d recommend a split legged moonsault in your moveset cuz the best moves come naturally, so let’s find a strength in you being unable to close your legs. Crimson chin looking ass, I can feel how big your fuckin’ jaw is on a text based format. 


Ryo, you’re so cool. Your matches are cool, your moves are cool, and your gear’s cool.


One question tho: any chance they make that gear in a men’s size? 

If I didn’t mention your name, don’t worry; i didn’t find you worth mentioning, but I’ll say a little prayer for you after I blew your candle out. Trust. 

Matsuda, Emmanuelle, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, Brody and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Nobi
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 9:33 pm by Nobi
The time is near for World's Finest vs Tres Comas Club and this is going to be a war. From a business standpoint, this is a money maker match, definitely will OWA to get their pocket much richer but from a personal standpoint?

It's not a secret this is as personal as it can get. Some are only doing this for money, fame, and fortune, and that's fine. Who wouldn't want those things? So they can certainly be riding The Tree Commas's cocktails right? Yes, I'm talking about the likes of Reginal Dampshaw III, Rafael Barrera, Marce Rambeaux, and Golden Gauntlet. Even Remington Ivory Prescott. Well, let me break it down to you.

You called me a loser, Reginald Dampshaw III, heard that before and is that really what you can do? This loser has beaten you all over the place before. OWA, Wrestleworld, SSW, everywhere I see you, I always kicked your ass. I mean always admit it that you're a good in-ring performer, and that's something I always wonder about. This loser has pinned your Remington Ivory Prescott before. This loser is the rightful Immortal Heavyweight Champion. See, you mentioned Wrestleworld, and SSW but I don't know, I never saw you winning a big one in these 3 promotions. In the meantime, I'm a rightful Immortal Heavyweight Champion, a former SSW Puroresu World Heavyweight Champion, and still the current Wrestleworld European Champion. Have you ever won a world title in both OWA and SSW? Nah. Did you win a title in Wrestleworld? Nope, don't think so. So what's the moral of this story, Dampshaw? Do you know? That's right, this loser is certainly always a step or two above you, Dampshaw. Now, you're in The Tree Commas Club because you certainly want something. Money, power, fame, recognition, I can name it all but it always comes back to one thing: You want your career to be better. You have tried different methods before, so it isn't surprising to see you in The Tree Commas Club but once again, from where I'm sitting from, you're just one of their henchmen. You might be the Icarus Champion but in The Tree Commas Club hierarchy, you're just a soldier. You're not the first priority, Remington Ivory Prescott is. Then there are Allessandro Devastation, Wraith, and now add in Poet to the mix. Well, maybe you don't mind being on the lowest rank, so if I have to go through The Tree Commas Club as much as possible, you'll be one of the first to go, Dampshaw and that is going to be my way to show you, that once again, I'm always a step ahead above you.

Now, I'm going to say, I don't know much about Rafael Barrera on a personal level. I have seen him on some promotions, but this is the first time ever I'm actually in the same promotion as him. He called me a noble fool. Haha, not much difference like what Reginald Dampshaw III called me. I called you the most random member in Tree Commas Club and it does feel that way. You just happened to join them and I guess here you are, being branded as a Tree Commas Club. I'm still going to say if we ever exchange punches which I want to do, I'd still call our encounter a sort of dream match and that's not a bad thing at all, Barrera. The OWA fans know exactly who I am, so not only can you ride the cocktail of Tree Commas Club, but you can also ride mine as well. Hell, ask Poet, he just pinned me prior to this match and now he's the Prestige Champion. So are you interested in eliminating me? Well, I dare you to try, Barrera because I'm targeting Tree Commas Club and that's including you.

Then there are guys like Marce Rambeaux and Golden Gauntlet. They're doing the same thing like Reginald Dampshaw III and Rafael Barrera but I can understand Rambeaux and Golden Gauntlet a little better. They want recognition. They want to be acknowledged. Maybe Rambeaux wants an acknowledgement from me personally as I have pinned him before. He might want a sort of revenge against me. Well, I'm always welcoming any opportunity. Some successfully kicked my ass. Some do not but a few could turn the wheels. Do you want to turn the wheel yourself, Rambeaux? I pinned you fair and square before and here I am, once again in the same fight as you. So do give me your best shot against me. Just don't blame me though if that's still not enough to take me down, Rambeaux.

You're the same type as Rambeaux, Golden Gauntlet. Only difference is, we never shared the same ring before, so this is going to be the first time ever. I wonder, what is a patriotic man doing in Tree Commas Club? You got invited, I don't blame you, I think I mentioned you that before, but what are you doing with them exactly? Allessandro Devastation is the only one that is sharing the same patriotism towards the United States of America as much as you. Why not challenge him for the Wrestleworld American Dream Title instead? But here you are, a Tree Commas Club, being their henchman and all, and that's not what I see from a patriotic man at all. I mean, maybe you want to work from the bottom before you go to the top, that is assuming you can do it, maybe this is your way of showing an American Dream. Well, whether I'm right or not would be one story, but you're trying to tell your story, and I'm sorry to be the heart breaker, but your story is going to be a sad one when World's Finest beat Tree Commas Club on Olympus. 

So I mentioned Poet before so I'm going to talk about him. Well, maybe I am too nice and maybe I didn't show much anger when Tree Commas Club took the Immortal Heavyweight Title away from me and not to mention, not even counting it on the record, and that you did pin me as you became the new Prestige Champion. Well, thank you for the motivation, Poet, you actually just motivated why I have to win this match for The World's Finest. I mean, this is a team-work fight, but that makes me want to contribute to them a lot more now. And maybe that's what you want to do for Tree Commas Club being their newest member and all. Hell, you might be even more motivated as you are the Prestige Champion now, but do you know who you were…even before you became the Prestige Champion? You didn't always win. That's right, you lost to Brody and let me say it that I'm not Brody at all, but winning and losing is part of our wrestling career and even generally in life so why did you lose before you win the Prestige Champion? Because that happens. So, what I'm trying to say is, even under World's Finest name, I want to sort of avenge my loss to you in this fight, Poet, and I'll show it that I might not be as nice as you think. There are times when I get meaner and I think this fight is a right opportunity to show it again.

Here comes, Allesandro Devastation. For almost 2 years, you didn't make a move in the Wrestling world, and here you are in OWA, as the Wrestleworld American Dream Champion after you beat Stephanie Matsuda for the Wrestleworld American Dream Title, after you successfully played a mind game against Stephanie Matsuda and it is still working. But that's why I think you're in danger, Stephanie is going to be much more ruthless than usual to you in this fight. But what kinda makes me think, why did you never go after me? You can use the American Dream Title as an excuse that I'm not the guy you're looking for nor the Wrestleworld European Title is what you want, but you know you can't beat me if you try. Hell, your Father, a multiple world champion was asking me to join Tree Commas Club. I think Kevin Devastation did that to try to prevent me going after you and all that, but I said my reason why to turn down Tree Commas Club, and now you're in this fight and I'm going to bring one to you. Stephanie will bring it with her to use them against you, as well as other World's Finest, but I'm also not forgetting you in this fight, Allesandro Devastation.

Now obviously I don't forget about you either, Remington Ivory Prescott. We already said you're not the real World Champion, you're a paper champion, words to those effects, you know why? Because you're the thief. You called me that, didn't you? All I did was pinning you 1-2-3 right in the middle of the ring. That's not a thief. That's a winner. Even if you don't want to call yourself a thief, you're still a fake champion. Of course I want to take that belt personally from you one day ....and let me say "again" but for now, I'm just going to try to come at you and hit your ugly face as much as possible. This is a group fight but obviously you're my biggest target and I'm going to try to take Tree Commas Club down with you in it. You can't run away, Presscott, you can hide behind Tree Commas Club, but you're in this fight and I'm going to try to kick your ass as much as possible and as hard as I can.

Now, The World's Finest began in Wrestleworld. Stephanie Matsuda and I are the only original ones that are always in every formation but of course everybody else is great too. Ryo Sakazaki is a former OWA Icarus Champion and that's a great thing. Both Tatsuo Sakaguchi and Brody, despite being newcomers, are as great as any multiple former world champions. Speaking of a multiple former world champion, there is Graham Baker. And Emmanuelle always wins titles after titles everywhere she goes and now she is the SWWS World Champion there and still undefeated in a single match.

The Worlds Finest is 100% fine tune-in, well oiled, and well prepared to stop Tree Commas Club' corruptions.

Matsuda, Emmanuelle, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Brody and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Matsuda
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 9:09 pm by Matsuda
Olympus Promo #2

“Devastated”



Saturday, January 19th, 2019.
Coral Coast, Fiji
The Wedding of Stephanie & Monica Matsuda


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“Stephanie, do you take Monica to be your lawfully wedded wife? do promise to love and cherish her, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, for richer for poorer, for better for worse, and forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her, for so long as you both shall live?”


“I do.”

When Stephanie stared into her eyes, nothing else existed. It was a decent turnout for a destination wedding comprising a little over 100 guests. Personal family and work colleagues alike gathered together in the Fiji Islands to celebrate the wedding of Stephanie Matsuda and Monica Vaughan. Aria Jaxon and Azumi Goto stood on Monica’s side as her maids of honor, while surprisingly Jacob Senn was chosen as Cloud’s best man. Cloud’s hand moved the ring onto Monica’s finger as the bride’s parents watched closely with tears in their eyes.    

“Monica, do you take Stephanie to be your lawfully wedded wife? do promise to love and cherish her, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, for richer for poorer, for better for worse, and forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her, for so long as you both shall live?”

Time seemed to slow down as Cloud watched Monica’s lips utter the phrase “I do.” Their fingers intertwined with each other after Monica slipped Cloud’s ring on her finger.

“By the power invested in me, you may kiss the bride.”


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Stephanie felt like she was in another world, a much happier one than the one she’s experienced the past couple of years. It was hard for her and Monica in the beginning. But no matter how tough things got, they made it through to see this day. Each battle brought them closer, and now their bond was spiritually and legally sealed. As they pulled apart, friend and musician Lotte Kestner starts playing “Halo” on her acoustic guitar with a keyboardist providing background sound. 



Everyone clapped and got up from their seats. Eventually, they were well in the post-ceremony where everyone congratulated the couple and took pictures. After greeting several people, Stephanie kept her distance and instead opt for watching her wife take pictures with her mother. A soft smile appeared on Matsuda’s face as she watched the woman she loved stand next to her mother during the happiest day of her life.

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Female Voice: She’s something, isn’t she?

Stephanie turned around and saw Aria walking up to her with two wine glasses in her hand. Aria passed one to her friend and the two took a sip. 

Stephanie Matsuda: She’s everything to me, Aria. I’d be lost without her this past year.

Aria Jaxon: Funny enough, she said the same about you. 

Stephanie Matsuda: (blushes) Can’t believe I’m married, ‘Ria.

Aria Jaxon: Welcome to the club, sweets. 

The two best friends clinked their glasses together.

Aria Jaxon: Now you just need to protect her from all the weird shit in this world.

Stephanie nodded as she already considered this.

Stephanie Matsuda: I’ll fight everyone if I have to. If I lose her…I wouldn’t know what to do. All of this…would be meaningless.

Aria Jaxon: Well said, Cloudy. Now you just have to back that up.

Stephanie Matsuda: Yeah…

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Present Day.
Late Night.
Brooklyn, NY.

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The Uber slowed to a stop as Stephanie “Cloud” Matsuda got out of the car with a single carry-on luggage. Before Cloud was The War Room Dojo, a wrestling school she once owned, now operated by Serenity Scorpio, daughter of the legendary Black Scorpio. The school was closed as it was past operating hours. Taking a glance at her old Bushwick neighborhood, she saw that nothing changed much. She was happy about that as her biggest worry was gentrifiers forcing the local folk to move out, but she out certain protocols in place to slow the process, such as owning a couple of buildings and storefronts in the area. Sighing to herself, Stephanie opened the side door leading to the upstairs apartments and made her way inside.

While she and Monica moved to Japan with a residence in LA, Serenity refused to move into their apartment and instead stayed in the one she had. Jocelyn moved out after she got married, so Serenity and her boyfriend Jacon Striker had enough space for themselves. As Cloud opened the door, she saw everything was mostly the way it was. She had Monica pay for a cleaning service to tidy up every so often, but whenever the couple was in New York, they’d stay here. Dropping her bag, Cloud sat on the couch and closed her eyes. She was tired, mentally, physically, and spiritually. Cousin Nobi texted her earlier, wondering if she had anything else to say. Cloud was simply out of words for her opponents. Tres Comas illegally kidnapped her wife. There was no forgiving that. Ever.

As Stephanie’s thoughts trailed to her wife, she wondered how she was doing. She could only hope they were hurting her. Until this match was over, Stephanie had to keep her focus. She couldn’t allow them to distract her. She had a simple mission: save Monica. 

“Monica…”

That’s it. Matsuda was going to send a message after all, but it wasn’t going to be to her opponents, but to the only person that truly mattered.

Stephanie held the picture in her hand as a small tear escaped her eye.

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“No pun, but I’ve been feeling devastated lately. Not because Tres Comas Club has been stressing me, but rather from beating up myself. You see when you get married, you’re making a promise, a serious commitment. One of those commitments is to honor your partner and to protect and provide for them. I have failed in my role as a spouse, a partner, and a provider. For that my dear Monica I offer my serious apologies.”

Stephanie’s eyes seem distant as she paused for a second. Her voice was on the verge of cracking, yet she continued to speak.

“I’ve been blessed with a wonderful wife who usually supports me in everything I do. But, when I decided to come back from retirement, this wasn’t a discussion I had with you. I selfishly thought about only myself and the crusade I decided to wage on For the Minorites and Tres Comas Club. And honestly? I’d be lying if I said it was from the good of my heart. While I want wrestling to be a fair and just place, there was a part of me that missed the action, the excitement, and the challenge. I’m not asking you to forgive me nor even understand how I feel. I’m merely just stating how we got from spending our days in Minato, Tokyo to me leading an army to fight for your freedom. I…felt left out. Sure I was commentating for Odyssey while gushing over Thotyssey, and at first it was nice. But, you didn’t see the way they looked at me. By ‘they’ I mean everyone not just in OWA, but the business as a whole. The respect was there, but their eyes viewed me as some kind of wounded animal, like everything that made me a dangerous competitor was lost in their eyes. Every time I locked eyes with a colleague I quickly turned away. What made me the War Queen, the Queen of Fighters no longer existed. The Hall of Fame honor? Some thought it was a pity play for someone ‘who barely fought in OWA.’ What made things worse was that ‘greatest of all time’ list Scott Oasis made. An honorable mention!? Really!? And that EWC list where I didn’t even crack the top 50 despite beating some of the best their company has to offer!?” 

Stephanie closed her eyes for a moment before opening them, as if she was fighting back tears.

“I… became fixated on this, sweets. All I could think about was the years of blood, sweat, and tears I’ve sacrificed in this business and this was all I was going to get out of it!? You remember how I used to toss and turn at night, waking you up? This was the thing renting space in my head. So when Edward offered to heal my heart condition, I lept at the offer. And as much as you said I lied to you…I remember the look on your face during my 2020 run when I’d win match after match, and bring home title of title. I was at the top of my game, holding as many as 6-7 titles at the same damn time. You were so proud of me, baby. You were my biggest fan, cheering me on to live up to my potential. Mon, I couldn’t do this without you. Everything from winning the Iconic Cup, to unifying the Freeweight Championship with the EAW Women’s World Championship, to becoming America’s Dream, to becoming OWA Women’s World Champion. You were there by my side and took all of that for granted when I went back on my word and didn’t even think about the ramifications At first, I was wondering if my actions would guide me in the right direction. But, I should’ve thought about how it’d affect you. Monio, you've put up with so much of my bullshit, and the sad thing is I’m barely going to learn from this experience. Why? Because  I’m addicted to the glory it brings. Yes, Kevin Devastation was right, along with every rival I’ve ever had. I’m admitting this to you about Monica because I need someone to be open about my deeper feelings with. I’m sorry for being such a shitty wife, but if I didn’t come back then I’d be walking around consumed by ‘what ifs’. I can't let these people dictate our future, baby.” 

“I refused to be bullied and bossed around by the Devione family. Baby as much as I want to apologize and go back to my previous routine, I realized that I can’t. I declared war on Tres Comas and I have to see this ‘till the end. Even after I save you, I have to finish this war baby. I understand if you don’t want to talk to me, or even want anything to do with me. But, this unfinished business. If I don’t address this, then I’ll be left unfulfilled and wondering about my glory days. I can’t live in the past, sweets. I have to move forward and you’ll be seeing me very soon. No matter how our relationship will change after you come home, just know and understand this, sweets:

I love you. Always have, always will, until the end of everything.  Monica Vaughan-Matsuda, we were destined to be together. And once this is over, I’ll show you why. Just hang on baby, Cloudy’s coming.”

Stephanie sighed one more time before ending the live stream.

Emmanuelle, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Brody and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

#BeLikeBea
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 8:31 pm by #BeLikeBea
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And all of a sudden the anti Angelina Magnum crowd has fallen into the state they should have always been in to begin with – complete and utter silence. 

Or if they’re still delusional enough to run their mouths, they won’t have the ability to do so for much longer. 

There is a severe lack of trust not just on Odyssey, not just in this company but in this entire business. I suppose there’s a degree of justification for it considering these days we have friendships falling apart left right and centre but isn’t it rather childish to assume an entire orchid is spoiled just because there’s a few rotten apples lingering about here and there? My point is, the trash will always take itself out and hidden motivations never remain that way for very long hence why we currently have Alyssa Grace and Liz Karlson and Rebecca Filth and Felix Hartley trying to slaughter one another when once upon a time they proclaimed to be closer than sisters. I say let them fight. The less questionable excuses of women that I have to deal with here, the better. I also say there’s always an exception to every rule and The Powerbuff Girls are the exception to the ‘rule’ that best friendships simply cannot last in professional wrestling that some loser created years ago and everyone has blindly abided by since. I used to just think people hated us because they couldn’t be like us on a physical level but this is opening my eyes to the reality that nobody could ever live up to us emotionally either. Individuals in this company can go to literal war, they can be willing to risk their lives for the betterment of humanity but they can’t comprehend Angelina and I refusing to ditch one another and leave them in the dark during troubling times? How peculiar. I truly am sorry that none of you have experienced the joys that come from a genuine friendship because you lack the patience and kindness to stand beside someone when they need you the most. Everybody and their mothers have done whatever they can to make me understand that by societal standards, I’m not an angel and that’s fine, I don’t need or want to be what is considered a good person for or to anybody other than those lucky enough to see a softer side of me, my issue stems from the absolute hypocrisy that tumbles from the lips of those who deserve to have their tongue cut from their mouth so we never have to hear them speak again. 

Disappointment and heartache are emotions that we all experience at one point in our lifetime, yes, even women on our level are not exempt from going through the occasional rough patch and that’s something the world has become a little too familiar with for my liking as of late. When faced with less than ideal situations, there’s two things you can do, two very different roads you can walk down, each with lasting consequences, the first road you can haul your backside down is the easy way out, the road that Rin and Ruri have walked so often that by now their footprints are engraved into the concrete is the road of unaccountability. That’s the road weak women take because it’s the most comfortable journey they can embark on, instead of owning up to their mistakes and accepting that perhaps they are the problem and it’s not everybody else, they just whine on and on about how unfair the world is because that’s easy to do. Don’t get me wrong, I’m obviously not against the ‘work smarter and not harder’ mindset but it’s not applicable to everything, the people who think it is are not as intelligent as they believe, wrestling has taught me that and it’s taking a lot for me to stand here and admit that perhaps I have been positively influenced by this deranged sport but someone has to set some kind of example for the impressionable young minds who watch the product, and hey, if I can do it, so can anyone! But not anybody can walk down the road Angie and I strut down hand in hand. The road of self discovery, the road that will throw the worst things imaginable in your face for the sake of it and expect you to to turn back around and flee. No, it takes a different kind of strength to walk down that road, to overcome adversity after adversity either publicly or privately when the whole world wants nothing more than to see you crumble, fighting the temptation to give up is difficult, it’s an ability that can’t be taught, it’s an ability that can’t be earned, it’s something that you’re either born with or you’re not and thankfully, both Angelina and I were born with everything needed to always come out on top one way or another. Strong bodied, strong minded, we’re really a different breed of women and it’s about time everybody in this company thoroughly understands as much. We aren’t going to wait for you to give us our flowers, screw being like the rest of you and finding contentment in being an underrated and overlooked act who finally gets their comeuppance after months or even years of struggling, our story is going to end just as quickly and just as beautifully as it started, we’re kicking off this special edition of Odyssey in the perfect fashion – taking the bouquets we’ve deserved since the very beginning and then taking the tag team championships away from the Golden Dawn. Call it a 2 for 1 special. 

The last six months of our lives have been challenging in dissimilar but still equally as valid and emotionally taxing ways, from my engagement falling apart in shambolic ways that I’m often reminded of to this day all the way to the very public events of the last great war and the disbandment of Thotyssey, a lot has changed negatively but the one thing that has changed only positively is our bond. It has been strengthened through the nights sipping wine worth more than what most of you get paid monthly, wiping away mascara tears, the better days spent laughing together over not quite getting a new yoga pose perfected and promising one another that no matter what happens, we’re not going to face anything alone. At the end of the day Ruri and Rin, Angelina and I are just meant to be a team, we’re meant to be in this together and we both fully understand that at the most crucial time in our careers which just so happens to be right now. I’m going to be perfectly honest, up until now, my least favourite part of this job was stepping out before the crowd, getting into that ring and having to risk my health for the entertainment of fat, greasy basement dwellers, but I think I’m finally beginning to understand the excitement that flows the veins before a big match everyone always goes on about. The smile hasn’t left my face since this bout was made official because I immediately closed my eyes and saw the most beautiful reality that looms just around the corner – Angelina Magnum and Bea Havertz hoisting the OWA Women’s Tag Team Championships high into the air. The real thing is going to be even greater than my imagination, it’ll have the toughest men crying tears of unrivalled joy. You two may be the champions but all eyes are currently on US and Rin especially can’t stand the fact that there’s nothing she can do to change that. Why else would she rely on a cheap, tacky and totally irrelevant comment about my relationship that ended nine months ago which was WAY BEFORE I EVER DECIDED TO BLESS THIS COMPANY WITH MY PRESENCE? Can someone please tell me WHAT door was opened for me here? None were. Even if I were still in a relationship with he who shall not be named when I first came to OWA, let’s not act like he ever did anything significant enough here to get me the spotlight I deserve and unfortunately no amount of incredible fellatio from yours truly would have been powerful enough to change that. And Rin after I kick your ass so hard you’re left with no choice but crawl to whatever slum he hangs out at these days with the hopes they’ll take enough pity on your sorry relying-on-anime-to-come-across-as-remotely-threatening ass to accept you, please pass all of this on, look him dead in the eyes and tell him that Phoebe Havertz sent you and that she thinks that the pair of you are absolute trash. Misery loves company, you’ll fit right in. I 100% would have shamelessly taken advantage of a successful man (or woman) with the right connections who found themselves lucky enough to be in a relationship with me but I can never do that because there isn’t anybody on this planet as successful, powerful or equipped with the right connections as I am, they just don’t exist. The narrative that I slept my way to the top is factually incorrect on so many levels but it’s not like this is the first time I’ve had to deal with an uncreative, uninteresting and unentertaining bench warmer so it all goes in one ear and comes out of the other at this point. I thought I was meant to be the unoriginal, flat out liar here! Stop taking my job away from me! Seriously though, if she wants to cross that line, get low and personal then fine, I’m not above it myself and I can promise you that I can get ten times nastier than Rin ever could without feeling the slightest bit of remorse but I’m limited for time here and I’d rather spend that wisely and further discuss how amazing it’s going to be to capture my first championship with my best friend in the entire world.

Ladies and gentleman, get ready to line up and thank us for saving the world from experiencing the horror’s that would be a proper Golden Dawn title reign. The only team which can be currently trusted to do those championships justice are, you guessed it, the PowerBuff Girls! Ruri and Rin are glorified fall girls who lucked their way into having something to put on those dry résumé’s but luck runs out sooner or later. Ruri is trying to rebrand herself to be anything but forgettable which would be admirable if she wasn’t doing it under the wing of another woman. I can't even tell which one of them is in the other one's shadow. No one is here for them, they’re here for myself and Angelina. No one is wearing a golden dawn shirt, no company should print golden dawn shirts to sell in the first place. I almost wish this was taking place on a regular episode of Odyssey and not a special event because there’s nothing special about Ruri or Rin. Nothing at all. They shouldn’t be here and thankfully they won’t be here for much longer. I’m bringing a version of me the world has never seen before, not for the fans, not to show Ruri and Rin that I’m a better wrestler than they are because that’s obvious, hell I’m not even doing it for me, I’m doing it for Angelina because she deserves to have this moment be as special as possible. My way of thanking her for being her is by doing everything in my power to ensure we leave Las Vegas with those championships. And I mean everything. 

Don’t only count your blessings, coddle, cherish and sing to them whilst you still can, ‘cause after this weekend, they’ll no longer belong to you, they’ll be in the manicured hands of the soon to be greatest female tag team of all time – The Powerbuff Girls and all will be right in the world. 

VaeVictisBD, Emmanuelle, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Felix Hartley, marielacorriveau and have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Remington Ivory Prescott
Kill Everyone
Post August 11th 2023, 8:02 pm by Remington Ivory Prescott
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Remington Ivory Prescott.


The Merchant of Violence. The Prodigal Sin. The Necessary Evil.


A man that has decided to do whatever it takes to shed his former skin. Embracing the darkness that's always existed within his heart. A man that has graduated from sniveling cowardice to cruel intentions. The Ripper, as he's sometimes now called, has evolved.


Contrary to popular belief and critique, Remington Ivory Prescott secured the gold around his waist through the only means he could. Debates can and will continue to be held on if the ends justify the means. But facts cannot be denied. And the fact of the matter is that, no matter how much people hate it or how it happened?


Remington Ivory Prescott is the OWA Immortal Heavyweight Champion.


So what happens next? What's in store for The Contract Killer? As he already sits at the top of Mount Olympus, where does he go from here? How does he deal with the constant barrage of attacks from the countless peasants and uncivilized individuals that want nothing more than to see him dethroned? What must Remington Ivory Prescott do to prove that he truly is Immortal?



Here's an idea...

Kill Everyone

Remington Ivory Prescott stands at the huge window of his office at the top of Prescott Tower. Another crisp suit is being worn, making it completely clear that money is and never will be an issue. His signature scarf is missing but he doesn't seem to be worried about that in the least. His attention is on the city below and locking in those Kryptonite cufflinks.

Renfield is, as usual, off on his pedestal that he shares with the most prized possession of Prescott at this juncture in his life: the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. The belt is curled closed and resting on the soft pillow, freshly shined and looking more pristine than it would be in anyone else's hands. Renfield sleeps soundly, softly purring in a manner befitting of a feline of his lazy stature. It's hard to tell if Renfield enjoys the pillow or the championship belt more. Either way, Prescott lives to provide for his one true friend.

As those Kryptonite cufflinks are secured, Remington smooths out the sleeves of his suit jacket and takes a step closer to the mutable glass of his window. He leans slightly against it and looks out over the people that mean nothing below. His eyes close and for the first time in a long time, Remington looks calm. No anger. No bitterness. No rage. No sinister intent. Just... him.

"Mr. Prescott?"

And just like that, the darkness returns.

The voice, of course, belongs to the unflappable Ms. Graves. She opens the door to his office and steps inside with just a bit of hesitation. She wastes almost no time when she sees Remington at the window and crosses through the office towards him. She's carrying his signature scarf in her hands, almost as if it were as important as the championship belt she passes by.

Prescott steps back from the window to make room for Ms. Graves and his facial expression has returned to the dark and violent scowl that it almost always carries these days. The devilish smirk that has become synonymous with his presence once again falls into place.


"Is the asset secure?"

Ms. Graves reaches up to slip the scarf around Remington's neck. Her hands linger as she pulls at the scarf for symmetrical purposes. "It is." She smooths out the lack of wrinkles in the scarf. "Ready whenever you deem it necessary."

For a moment, Ms. Graves lets her hands just rest against the chest of her boss. And in that same moment, there's a chance that the two of them lock eyes. Their breathing matches for a moment until Ms. Graves breaks eye contact by reaching up and adjusting her glasses. "Sir."

"Excellent." Remington steps around Ms. Graves to allow his sinister grin to arrive in the reflection of the window's glass. "Bring the car around. We're going out tonight to celebrate."

Ms. Graves turns to look at Remington, we can see her gaze through the reflection as well. "Of course, sir. May I ask, what's the occasion?"

Remington Ivory Prescott's grin only seems to solidify that much further, "Death."

* * * * *

Congratulations.


You’ve all made a terrible mistake.


I would like to take this opportunity to impress upon you neanderthals and miscreants just how badly you’ve positioned yourselves on the road to Final Destination. You so-called Finest in the World have put yourselves in the crosshairs of the Tres Comas Club and for what exactly? Fame? Recognition? Clout? Applause? Attention?

Nothing that actually matters or means anything when all is said and done.


No. You insignificant creatures have wasted enough of our time and resources with your petty squabbling and inability to accept the systemic superiority of people simply being better than you. Your unwavering selfishness has proven time and time again that instead of accepting defeat and respecting those that are rightly in power, you’ve chosen to be an unworthy nuisance.


Like children.


I want each and every one of you Muppet Babies to understand that this is not going to go the way you think it is. I can see it in your smug little faces. I can practically predict your every move. You’re each blinded by some twisted emotional response to what has and forever will be business. The Tres Comas Club operates, functions, decides and acts on a business model that is so many steps ahead that you have no idea what’s coming. We know and understand what it takes to put Olympus at the top of this industry and your Degrassi level bitch fits are not what’s best for business.


So our hands are tied.


I didn’t want to have to go down this road but you’ve forced my hand. I speak for myself because while there is a Triumvirate of owners that have laid out our future, I am the one that will ensure that we succeed. I am the one carrying the Tres Comas Club on my back. I am the one that will stop at nothing to destroy any and all obstacles that threaten this incredible regime. I fought like hell to secure my place as an Immortal in the clouds and I will not allow the Get Along Gang to continue to stain my benevolent reign.


I am Immortal.


And I will ensure that the Tres Comas Club endures the benefits of that Immortality.

What does the future hold?

An interesting question.

For the Tres Comas Club, the answer is simple. Domination. Victory. Success. Absolute. Power. These are not hopes nor dreams. These are guaranteed results of a group led by one of the most mentally capable minds to ever grace this industry with his presence. Sure, I may have taken the scenic route to achieve my goals but now I stand before the world as my true self and watch as those that understand their fate kneel before myself and my brethren in tribute and fealty.

For the aptly misinformed World’s Finest, the answer is just as simple. Pain. Defeat. Heartbreak. Loss. Failure. Insignificance. Finality. These are not simply threats. These are the promised effects of what you will suffer once you step into that ring with the Tres Comas Club. I will personally see to each and every one of you becoming a casualty in this conflict if I must.

And then I will take care of other treasonous business.


Your actions, World’s Finest, no matter how small and undervalued have been taken as an act of war. You’ve declared yourselves as a minimal yet hostile force and the Tres Comas Club is well within our rights to defend ourselves and dispose of you Garbage Pail Kids with extreme prejudice.


We’ve given you time to rethink this course of action. We’ve given you the opportunity to surrender. We’ve provided you with a last chance to accept the truth and embrace the new normal. And at each turn you’ve spat in our faces and chose to continue down this path.

So now we offer you death.


In case you fail to realize the severity of your actions, we are on the road to Final Destination. We’ve already passed the point of no return. The time for trying to once again find our good graces has long since gone. Groveling, begging for mercy? Those days are long gone. Now is the time that we put you in the ground like every single person that has dared to raise a hand to us before you.


The brutality of which I dismantled Carlos Rosso will resemble playful banter by the time I’m done with each of you. You will be unrecognizable as your so called fans are gathered to bear witness to the World’s Finest Destruction. There are members of the Tres Comas Club that would love you prolong your suffering by allowing your journey to end at Final Destination…


If I have my way, you won’t be alive to receive such glorious pain.


We at the Tres Comas Club believe in ushering in a new Olympus order. We seek to restore the purity of the brand and achieve a level of perfection that has never been reached before in the OWA or anywhere else. We will stop at absolutely nothing to ensure that Olympus remains in the hands of those that truly understand what it means to be in control. To be in power. Our methods may seem unorthodox or even tyrannical but for the greater good, for the product, for the industry… there are those that must be purged from the halls of our beloved brand. There are fires that must be extinguished if we are all to survive.


In order for the phoenix to rise, first it must be burned to ash.


Sacrifices must be made to keep the Triumvirate happy. When our collective groups are facing Total Elimination, those sacrifices will be made. One by one your pathetic rebellion will fall and your pitiful attempts to usurp power will be snuffed out before it can truly begin. One by one your inexcusable actions will be judged and your punishments will be both justified and absolute.


When the smoke clears and I, Remington Ivory Prescott, the undeniable Immortal Heavyweight Champion, stand in the center of that very ring surrounded by the totality of the Tres Comas Club in complete and utter victory, rendering your efforts null and void and putting a stop to your pathetic and childish attention whoring… I want you to remember where the blame for your defeat lies.

Your lack of relevancy has driven the lot of you to madness. You’ve had to dig up long since gone legends, beg for assistance from underperforming wastes of rosters, drag in whores that don’t even represent the organization that we all do…


And for what?


What possible reason do you all have to stack yourselves up in some irrelevant group that I’m almost positive is named after some old, and also irrelevant, group from years of wrestling past. You people fail to realize that while you continue to cling to the past like an ex-wife having second thoughts, the Tres Comas Club fights to usher the stable present into the prosperous future.


Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.


These are the words that I choose to live by. These are the words that I will carve into your bodies when all is said and done.


This is your last stop.


This is where you get off.


This is the end.


Of everything you've ever wanted. Of everything you've ever loved. Of everything that you hoped to accomplish by "standing up" to the Tres Comas Club.


This is the end of Stephanie "Cloud" Matsuda. Of Brody. Of Ryo Sakazaki. Of Tatsuo Sakaguchi. Of Graham Baker. Of Nobi.


Of Emmanuelle.


Here Lies What's Left Of World's Finest.

Dying Soon: Brandon Hendrix and Mark Michaels.

R. I. P.


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JosieGreyEsq
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 7:18 pm by JosieGreyEsq
7:45 PM 


CHRIS: I really don’t see what the big deal is, Arata. 


ON A SUNDAY


ARATA: You don’t see whats weird about this?


DETROIT, MICHIGAN


CHRIS: WHAT is so weird about THIS?!


Chris Sabertooth, Arata Asakura, and Michael Bishop are sitting at the bar in the, well…Bad Luck Bar. Chris is holding a blow up doll that looks like Jeff X…


CHRIS: …Explain it. 


ARATA: …Chris, it’s a blow up doll of Jeff…


CHRIS: …I miss him. 


BISHOP: jeeeesuschrist…


ARATA: You don’t understand how weird all of this is?


CHRIS: LOOK! I just want my BUDDY around, OK?! If this is what I have to DO, then dammit, this is what I WILL DO! 


BISHOP: …why does his mouth look used?


Silence. Chris looks down at his beer.


BISHOP: …Chris…why does his mouth look used?


Still silent. Chris looks around the bar, purposely ignoring the judgmental gazes of Arata and Mike. 


BISHOP: It is IMPERATIVE that you answer that question, Chris…


Mercifully for Chris, a flash of light appears in the middle of the bar, and when it disappears? Josie Grey stands in its place. She shakes her head slightly and spits. 


JOSIE: Triiiiiippy…SUP BITCHES! GUESS WHAT?!


BISHOP: No. 


JOSIE: I GOT NEW SECURI-...Chris, what the fuck is that?


CHRIS: I DON’T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU, JOSIE!


JOSIE: …could ya though?


ARATA: It’s probably for the best if we don’t ask…


JOSIE: …you’re a sick man, Sabertooth…ANYWAY! I got new SECURITY! 


BISHOP: yaaaaay. 


ARATA: Who are you again?


BISHOP: Josie…I’ll bite. What do you mean “new security?”


JOSIE: AH! So, you know how I took over San Jose and renamed it San Josie?


BISHOP: Now I do. 


JOSIE: SO! It turns out the denizens of San Josie are…well…a bit SORE about the way I took over their city…kinda not liking the Martial Law that Rasputin has put in place…so I decided to hire PERSONAL security so I can continue to run that city into the groundIMEANUP…run it UP. 


BISHOP: …k…


ARATA: I would really like to know who you are one of these days…


JOSIE: So I went online, went to a LOVELY subreddit about putting down rioters, and I hired a group called the Boys of Pride!


Everyone stops and stares at Josie. She glances back and forth between them. 


JOSIE: …what?


BISHOP: …do you mean…the PROUD Boys?


JOSIE: THAT’S IT! Yeah! They all already have their matching uniforms and everything, plus they want to be paid in BITCOIN, so I'm not even really paying them at all!


BISHOP: You hired the PROUD BOYS…as your PERSONAL SECURITY detail?


JOSIE: Yeah! I don’t see the problem! They’re a boys club who are proud of their friendship with each other! I don’t see the problem…plus, they look so CUTE in those matching shirts!


Bishop just shakes his head and opens his phone. He takes all of five seconds to find what he’s looking for, before handing the phone over to Josie. 


BISHOP: …press play. 


JOSIE: No shit, I know how to play a vi-


Josie freezes as she watches the unseen footage. 


She gasps and covers her mouth. 


After a few minutes, she hands the phone back to Bishop. 


JOSIE: Ooooooooooooooooooohhhh…merde…sac-re-bleu…sacrebleu, inDEED…


Josie sighs and looks down at her watch, tapping it a few times…


JOSIE: goooooood...dammit...


In a flash, she’s gone. The three men sip at their beers for a moment. 


Bishop turns to Chris.


BISHOP: so…you been fucking that Jeff doll, Chris?



JOSIE PUTS DOWN A COUP


IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN SAN JOSIE


Another flash of light in Downtown San Josie. Josie appears, this time vomiting intensely as she does. She spits and wipes her mouth. 


JOSIE: gaaaaaah shouldn’t have got that starbucks…


A squadron of mercenaries march down the street, followed by Rasputin, clad in a puppy Generalissimo jacket and hat, being carried in an armored chariot. Josie waves to him. 


JOSIE: Heeeeey puppers. Good boy. 


Rasputin wags his tail in response, then returns to his prior stoic demeanor. Josie nods in approval.  


JOSIE: …that dog is a god damn tyrant…


She turns to City Hall and walks toward it, lighting a cigarette as she strides. 


JOSIE: “I’m sorry, Bryce, but I just don’t think your organization is what I’m looking for. I appreciate the enthusiasm you, Zander, Zayden, Kayden, and Briley had for the opportunity, but I will be canceling our contract going forward. Thank you…Cyka will see you out.” Boom. Easy peasy. Don’t make a big deal of it, Big Jos’. 


She suddenly stops, a confused look on her face…


JOSIE: …is there something I’m supposed to do, soon?...Modern something…


A beat. 


JOSIE: …no. 


She continues smoking and walking, finally reaching the front door. She grabs the handle and yanks…and nothing. She pulls again…and it’s locked. 


JOSIE: …the dog learned how to lock doors? What the fuck?


She furiously pulls at the door, but…you know…it’s locked. Josie kicks it and looks around, taking a huge puff off her cigarette. 


JOSIE: This…haaad my curiosity…now it has my attention…


Josie nods and taps her watch. Flash of light, gone. 


She reappears inside City Hall, and again projectile vomits. 


JOSIE: WHY…WHY has god abandoned me…


Josie wipes her mouth and looks around. Flags with the stupid Proud Boys logo adorn the walls (hung crooked, might I add…dumbasses…) and there are, for some reason, fires in trash cans. Josie grimaces at the sight. 


JOSIE: …fuckin…tryhards…what is this?


A Proud Boy suddenly rounds the corner and sees Josie. He freezes in fear. 


PROUD BOY 1: OH FUCK!


JOSIE: HI! What’s your na-


The Proud Boy immediately opens fire on Josie, missing by a country mile. She doesn’t flinch, instead looking downright confused. 


He fires off the entire clip, screaming his head off as he drops to a knee. 


Josie takes a puff of her cigarette. 


JOSIE: …so I’m Josie! I’m from France! I own this city! What the fuck’s going on here?


PROUD BOY 1: Wait, you’re Josie?!


JOSIE: Oui as fuck, mon amie. What’s happening? 


The Proud Boy runs off, rounding the corner he came from, leaving Josie alone in the lobby of City Hall. 


JOSIE: …well, shit…


Josie looks up at the dome, and her eye goes wide. 


Hanging from the ceiling are two banners. 


The one on the left; SCOTT OASIS 2024 


The other on the right; BETHANY HASTINGS CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS


JOSIE: …Merde…


She suddenly snaps her fingers and cocks her head, putting her hands on her hips. 


JOSIE: THAT’S what I had to do! Well, whatdya know? Serendipitous. 


Josie taps her watch. Flash, gone. 


====B==O==N====N==U==I==T=,====B==I==T==C==H====


SEVEN HOURS LATER


San Josie City Hall, now under Proud Boy occupation, is lively at 2:45 am. A party appears to be happening in the main hall, under the dome, and throughout the outside area. 


However, a lone figure, clad in black, scrambles on the rooftop. 


The following is recorded on her phone during the events:


“These sons of bitches…these soooooons of bitches…staging a coup on me…on ME…of ALL people. I’m the BEST despot…and these sons of bitches proud boy cockasses come strolling in, say they’re gonna help me out and make me think they’re like…a weird YMCA group…and look what happens…LOOK what happens when I god damn trust people in collared shirts…bastards…hate em…hate em so damn much…a fucking COUP…on ME…that’s MY shit…”


EXPLOSIVE ARMED


“I’m like fuckin’ Method Man in these streets…don’t steal my shit, only rule of this game…and here we fuckin’ are, and you know…they don’t even have the decency to do it while I’m HERE, ya know what I mean? Fuckin’...overthrew a DOG…let him out to pee and locked the door…sons of bitches…”


EXPLOSIVE ARMED


“...and SCOTT OASIS…I mean…c’mon…saw that coming, kinda…that part was…yeah, i get it…but BETHANY HASTINGS…the bitch…god damn bitch…well…not really a bitch. I mean, kinda…no, she is. She sucks. But I need her to prescribe me some meds, so…this bitch. Fuck it…I mean…of all the people in the world to talk shit on me, ya know? fuckin…I mean sure…she’s super good…and sure, she’s the lethal sparks champion…and SURE, she’s a very smart person…but fuck her. I want that title now, more than ever…just to stick a fuckin stick in the cog of this…OASIS 2024 bullshit…”


EXPLOSIVE ARMED


“...I want that title. I want it…I need it. Everyone thinks I’m a fucking joke…everything I touch dies…I have no friends…I have no fuckin’ team…Mafia died when I joined…Frontline died when I joined…Gwen left, Niki left, Bishop left, Jeff is gone…and yet on I trudge…moving forward like I was trained to. I don’t need friends, but I need that god damn belt…I get that title, I get momentum…I get momentum, I get unstoppable…I get unstoppable…”


EXPLOSIVE ARMED


“...I get respect. And when I get respect…this world will change. Bitch had the nerve what I’m even doing here…I was asking myself the same question…but I think I see it now…I have a demon in me…but I am also blessed by Saint Jeanne D’Arc…I am blessed by GOD to be a killer in that ring…I just haven’t had the focus…”


EXPLOSIVE ARMED


“But with that title? I’ll have something to focus on…defending it with the fury of Saint Jeanne…bathing myself in the blood of my enemies and their heretic ways…and the cherry on top? I get to fuck with Bethany Hastings and Scott Oasis. Bethany, especially…she was right, though…about a few things, to be honest…but I am exactly what she said… a dangerous, unpredictable woman…”


EXPLOSIVE ARMED


“So I’ll tell you what, Bethany…Dr. Hastings, since I’m nasty…I’ll make this predictable for you. You will walk into this match…and I will thrash you like a bear. I will rip…and claw…and maim…and wound you until you either SCREAM for it all to stop, or you faint out of fear. YOU, Bethany, represent everything I hate in this world. Arrogance, greed, and just…generally being a bitch to people…you’re the Karen of Odyssey…just…being a twat for no reason. Ohhhh you’re a doctor! Kinda. I’m a fuckin lawyer. In MULTIPLE countries! Gimme six weeks, I’ll be your peer…and when I take your title? When I take that Sparks championship out of your oddly shaped hands?”


EXPLOSIVE ARMED


“I’ll be your mommy. Cos’ at Modern Whorefare?...I’m going to prove to you, and everybody else on the Odyssey roster, that I’m not the bitch to mess with. I’m just THAT bitch. I’m the one that sets explosives on a building to put down a coup…you’re a therapist for a white supremacist…let’s fucking go.”


EXPLOSIVE ARMED


“So now? Bethany? I leave you with these parting words…”


“Fuck your white flag. Say oui again for me, bitch. It’s so cute when you say it.”


“Grey Wolf out.”



Josie slips down the side of the building and books it across the street, hiding behind a tree. She drops to a knee and flips off the building in front of her. 


JOSIE: Steal my shit…fuck around and find out, pussies…


Josie lowers her thumb to the button…


Just as the doors of City Hall swing open, and dozens of Proud Boys, skinny and fat and dinky and dumb alike, stumble out to the street, vomiting their guts out. Josie cocks her head and lowers the detonator. 


JOSIE: Well…sac-re-bleu…


Josie strides across the street, smoking a cigarette as she does. Just as she steps up the curb, a large military truck pulls up, followed by several more. Dozens of Rasputin loyalists hop out and surround the sick Proud Boys…Cyka hops out of the front car and walks to Josie. 


JOSIE: Hey. 


CYKA: Hey. 


JOSIE: What’s all this?


CYKA: They ate shellfish. 


JOSIE: …you’re kidding…


CYKA: Nyet. 


Josie cackles.


JOSIE: …HA! HA! YOU FUCKING PUSSIES! SHELLFISH?! YOUR COUP FELL COS YOU ATE SOME FUCKING CLAMS?! OHHHHH ARE YOUR TUMMIES HURTING?! OH MY GOD! I’M FRENCH, BITCH! I AM SHELLFISH! Oh my GOD!


CYKA: …Da. 


JOSIE: Mmm. Well said, buddy. 


CYKA: Fuck Bethany. 


JOSIE: Fuck Bethany. 



Fin. 

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KEKOA
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 6:48 pm by KEKOA
I have absolutely zero respect for the likes of Noah Reigner.
 
The pathetic bunch of one hit wonder Alphas who have such little means of justifying their desired status, yet endlessly reach for the most paltry of straws to do so.
 
They occupy themselves with their horrendous, terribly flawed self-confidence; as if it’s important… as if it’s correct… as if it is enough.
 
They do not wish to help themselves and thus should not be helped by anyone, more importantly helped by someone such as myself. The gift of my presence is nothing but a morsel of what I could give to them, nothing but a lone, singular drop of my potent elixir to help them recover from the consequences of a downfall they themselves inadvertently masterminded. People like Noah Reigner do not give me a reason to give a mere speck of my respect. These people do not justify even a sliver of my favour.
 
They are simply leeches… plain and FUCKING simple.
 
Ones who have suckled on the skin of those who… are far greater than they could even think about being… savored my blood long enough to grow mighty in size long ago.
 
But their gluttony was wasted and now their starvation has led them back to renewing this audacious attempt to once again sink their teeth back in to me. The hope to once again draw enough, to grow enough, to become what they believe wholeheartedly they have always been. Yet, they are not destined to be rewarded with anything other than the same treatment anyone should give a leech they would stumble across… feasting on their skin… slice it in half and watch it wither and wither until it dies its deserved pathetic death.
 
Again… Noah, you do not seek to help yourself. You are  self-destructive in every way possible; you purposefully derail the careers of others for the sake of playing the role of the “victim” who deserves the charity case narrative, the fairy tale storyline of rising back up against the odds.
 
You idolize people like Finnegan Wakefield… the Finnegan Wakefield presentation of suffering and success, of lows and conquest and like a drug you’re addicted to it. If there is anyone - ANYONE AT ALL - that should be idolized, it’s J.D. Damon. Someone such as yourself, Noah, could have turned your career around at any point with just a moment of brutally honest self-reflection and evolution. Do you honestly believe that you are at the pinnacle of your professional wrestling career, Noah? Do you honestly think that being the Spartan Champion is the end all be all? What kind of legacy do you plan on leaving behind when you are gone? Someone who is nothing more than a Catch Hound lacky? Is that what you intend to leave behind to the younger generation? Is that what you intend to leave behind for the Tyler Kulinas… for the rookies? If that’s the case, then I truly feel sorry for you, Noah.
 
You know… the Noah Kriegers of this world simply can’t step outside of their own minds to make the necessary changes to ascend to the next level, or to even become what they desire. Truthfully? I don’t get it. Is it insecurity that someone weaker, someone more pathetic will latch onto it? Are these people afraid of their own existing vulnerabilities? The distorted, delusional belief of security is beyond me. Yes, there are some of us who have reached a status to do whatever, say whatever, act however we please without consequences. Unapologetic arrogance being crammed down the throat of our opponents is merely not applicable by those who have not earned the right to be so unapologetically arrogant.
 
I DO NOT RESPECT THIS!
 
I cannot respect this. I cannot even pull myself to acknowledge another man’s arrogance as confidence but a mere horrendous mistake that I will compound over and over and over again.
 
Help yourself, Noah. First and foremost.
 
Delusion runs thick and heavy in the minds of far too many.
 
And I can see that you are clearly delusional as fuck.
 
The lack of humility, the lack of recognition of place is a depressing sight to behold. I don’t wish to be the one who cuts through the tall grass to expose the insignificant, but it is almost a duty of mine to do so. I can only laugh and mock in turn these precious souls who are convinced that their placed in this world is far beyond the ground in which their boots are buried into. The patch of dirty they cradle as their own is simply not big enough to erect a kingdom, merely a flagpole to raise their idiotic flag; a simple brick shack, a meagre plot of dirt to harvest. That is all they have in the palm of their hand, that is all they have to work with. They are not graced with the luxuries of mine… of having a supportive family like The Tribunal to turn to. I won’t belittle you about that, Noah. I won’t belittle you for having so little, but I will belittle you for not recognizing that you so little. Understanding your place in this world is the first step to achieving that incremental growth.
 
But please, understand something, Noah… something that is extremely simple.
 
I have no threats.
 
J.D. Damon does not concern himself with being consumed by another.
 
I am one of the greatest predator to roam this fucking world.
 
Your belief of being “better” is laughed off and quickly disregarded. I have heard it more often than I care to remember. I have heard it countless times from every single member of the Kingdom roster. And I will continue to hear it from them until the day I hang up my boots. I have heard it from those who have an extremely long list of achievements. I have heard it from those who have toppled the very best; those I would consider my true equals in this world. And in every single case… in every single match where I have had to sit through one’s rambling of being “better,” it was never in doubt. Not for a moment was it in question who the better specimen was, who the better fighter was, who the better WARRIOR was. The lone conqueror remained the lone conqueror time and time again; turning away yet another idealist who had envisioned a fantastical ending of their delusional sense of “greatness.” It’s not that I don’t think much of you, Noah. You have done enough in the time since we last met to have validated much of the respect that you demand. But I’m tired, Noah. I’m worn down. I have gone through the motions of this same exact story for far too long to care about putting in the effort to argue whether or not someone is at risk of being “better” than me. Even at my lowest points, things would remain the same. Sure… this could easily be pulled apart and reshaped as my own arrogance and delusions, as you would claim that I have, spilling out without restraint, but in the end - am I ever truly wrong when it comes to this? No. People aren’t the wildly removed exception they are convinced they are. They are at best outliers who are only JUST beyond the line that separates such outliers from the rest; not of the kind who are in a realm of their own.
 
Quite frankly, Noah… you don’t even qualify for that outlier spot either. It’s nothing to be disappointed or upset about; it doesn’t undermine your mediocre success as an Alpha… winning the Outlaw Championship and the Spartan Championship all within a year of each other. The desire to be “better” than myself… of all people… is actually an admirable one, but truthfully it’s better to be something to keep contained within your mind, rather than letting it slip out. After all, everyone needs a reason to continue to progress. I’m just glad that I can be a role model to you, Noah. Everyone, especially you, needs that reason embedded deep within themselves to continuously push them further and further in the defining moments of matches; where all their training, all their hard work and determination is rewarded with true growth. I don’t blame you for wanting to be “better” than me, Noah. In fact… I believe at the heart of every Alpha in this company, I should be the person they all aspire to be better than. No one else is here to be chased by the masses.
 
The masses, quite frankly, should be idolizing me.
 
The masses should ALL be aspiring to be better than me… to be better than all of The Tribunal collectively. But unfortunately for all of you… there’s no way in hell that could ever - EVER - happen. Maybe in your dreams, but that’s about it.
 
There’s no doubt in my mind whatsoever that you were born to do “this”, Noah. I wholeheartedly believe that we were all destined to be something in life. Some people destined to be police officers and firefighters. Others destined to be scientists and CEO’s of lucrative companies. Me? I was destined from the get-go to be a motherfuckin’ LEGEND. Not a wrestler… not a champion… those all come with the territory. But a grade A, bona fide LEGEND. Hey - maybe one day, if you keep reaching for those stars, kid, you will get there too. I mean… I wouldn’t hold your breath or anything, but shit happens, right?
 
Right.
 
I actually never asked about the prestige of the Spartan Championship being lifted since you won it from Chad Ecclestone. What I actually questioned was why in the HELL the championship has become lesser and lesser with every single day that passes with you as the champion. That’s what I was really getting at.
 
You see… the difference between you and I are that you became associated with Catch Hound so that way you could fit in with everyone else. You quickly realized that you have had a target on your back since the moment you stepped foot into this company, and you needed people - ANYONE - around to make sure you had back up. Me… on the other hand… I surround myself with people who have been my FAMILY for as long as I can remember. Do you honestly believe that the birth of The Tribunal was something that just happened on a whim? Hell no. It was something that has been in the making for weeks, if not months. We are a collection of LEGENDS that will do whatever it takes to make sure nobody - ESPECIALLY YOU, NOAH - fucks around with OUR Kingdom.
 
The gap between you and I will never be bridged. No amount of progression, no amount of growth, no amount of pushing yourself beyond your own limitations will ever draw you closer to beating me. That’s just the way it is, Noah. You may be a gifted athlete in your own right, Noah, but that isn’t enough and it will only get you so far. Honestly… our match Sunday night… is just another night for me. Whether you like it or not, I’m not going to pivot away from the normalcy of this match; the ordinary existence of it. You might have a point to prove, you might have a reason to justify sinking your teeth into this contest as if you cannot miss it, as if you have so much on the line, but I have NEVER cared for the personal ambitions and justifications of my opponents - OF MY ENEMIES. I have never cared for the gains and losses that rest in their hands, especially yours. The only thing that I currently care about and that I am focused on… is ripping that championship - MY SPARTAN CHAMPIONSHIP - from your cold, dead fingers.
 
The last thing you will hear as I stand over your lifeless body is…
 
AND THE NEWWWW SPARTAN CHAMPION…
 
J.D. FUCKING DAMON!
 
That…
 
 Is your new reality, Noah.

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Rin Asakura
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 6:00 pm by Rin Asakura
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Odyssey #2: A Dramatic Irony.


10.08.23 Unknown Area

*Blissful silence is ruined as the sound of heels hitting the floor echoes down the hallway. It's not an extraordinary noise, but looking at the circumstances it can evoke a shiver on the back of your spine. Eventually, the camera focused on the cold floor is catching the source of this sound, a pair of black boots with thick high heels. Although the silhouette of their owners is not visible, more and more anxiety creeps in when the camera is moving forward. In the background, you can hear the voices of other people, mostly men. Unfortunately, this person is too far away to hear clearly what they are saying, just a few steps away from being within range. However, from the tone of the voice, one can conclude that the situation is not especially good for them right now. You can feel the growing sense of panic being in their minds.*

"Once you lock onto a target, shoot straight away! No hesitation. She is a wanted criminal!"

*As the guard said these words, while reloading his gun. A woman wearing a white shirt, a black corset, and leather pants styled in the way that her thighs till the ankles are opened, pushes the door and greets them in surprise. Her dark pink hair is tied in a ponytail, with a couple of strands left near her face. What also can be noticed is a katana by Rin's side, alongside with a different weaponry. As the people around look at her in disbelief, Rin runs her thumb over her lips, as the nasty laugh escapes from them.*

You all act like you are surprised I am coming at you, but you forget that you were the one to invite me in...

*Rin unstraps the gun from her belt, shooting  at all the guards around and throwing it on the ground when it  is empty. She stomps over dead bodies till she reaches the wooden chair that she sits on, putting one leg over another.*

Consequences...Such a simple concept that it seems impossible, that half of this industry still doesn't get that. However, it looks like some people will be reluctant to learn that lesson. We come from different backgrounds, that's the fact. So in that you can look for an excuse why we approach certain things in a completely different way. However, the consequences are not unfamiliar to any of us. Everyone has to bear them to a greater or lesser extent. Because the truth is, there's no better lesson than that. However, there are people who will defend themselves against it at all costs, used to being shielded from them for most of their lives. I am sure nobody likes to get their ass kicked, it is not some crazy fact. The thing is, not taking these kinds of lessons to heart is just a showcase of ignorance. It's limiting yourself from being better, because on the way to that you have to admit that you fucked up. Calling out our own mistakes is never fun. I hate to admit things like that myself, but I learnt that I can't escape from that. I have to push forward with whatever is left after that. But you, Bea? You refuse to even educate yourself on what is wrong with this or that and you expect your career to reach its heights?

*The woman laughs again and shakes her head in disbelief.*

And apparently I am a delusional brat? You just don't want to see your faults, because you were growing in belief that you have none. You are scared to leave your comfort zone and admit you are not a Barbie living in her perfect plastic world. You forget that we live in a society and no matter how much you want it to be, you will never be the center of that. It is a sad reality, isn't it? As for someone who thought everything revolves around you, it must be painful to see that the universe couldn't care less about the likes of you. So you just shout and shout for someone to finally fulfill your demands. You are acting like a dumbass...you are provoking everyone around so that a little princess will get what she wants. But no matter how idiotic and charming this behavior is, you don't even take into account what is going to happen after that. You're complaining that I was mean to you, and I am vocal about the privileged treatment you two receive. But don't forget that you started all of that, Bea. You were the one who kept mentioning my name way too often in the Clash. I know you were thinking you were making a good deal at that time. But all that you got from this, was a target on your back. Then, you fucking cried when you got a shot that was coming your way for a longer while.

You come here and call me out for being like a dementor or whatever was in your mind? You think I suck the life out of everyone? I am just like a damn grumpy cat? Though I have a better question. Why do you think I would care about that? Life is difficult, Bea. Not everything is arranged and beautiful as you would like to believe. So shut up and stop sounding like some motivation coach, who doesn't know shit about actual life. If I wanted to hear a 'life is beautiful' quotes from rich people who never struggled once, then I would go on fucking tumblr or other shit like that. Being happy...living a life that satisfies you is not such an obvious thing for everyone. However, what can I expect from someone whose biggest problem is a broken nail or fucked up makeup? I really don't want to stereotype it, but I've never seen anything more accurate than that. You are a classic mean rich bitch...you are a bookish example of someone who has never heard 'no' in their life. You never worked for a single thing in your entire life. And maybe I suck life out of people, but at least I didn't have to suck off Matt Miles to get my spot on this brand.

I have worked very hard to even get a sense of peace for a short while and get something for myself. I've sacrificed too much just to feel good about who I am, and I'm not going to give that to anyone. Especially to a fucking trash like the two of you. Maybe you think you're the only one who can do that. You believe you are the only one who can be The Golden Dawn. But that is just another proof that you are delusional cunts. It's this kind of narcissistic thinking about yourself that keeps you down, Bea. That is the main thing that usually makes you fuck up. Listen, I never thought you are a terrible wrestler, unlike Angelina you are pretty decent and if you care enough, you could pull out a chance or two. However, you have too much ego. You really think you're better than everybody around, Bea? Then give me proof of that? Was it when you fucked up all the time? Or maybe you are gonna flex on me with the one match you and Angelina won? What a surprise, you actually did that! You want a treat for that? Cause you act like a little pampered dog right now. When I ask about proof, I want something that actually matters and you can't give it to me. No matter how much you dislike me or how terribly you think of me, I have what you couldn't get. A championship around my fucking waist and you can't take that. You are jealous that dirty cinderella fit the shoe, before you could find your happy ending. Isn't that the case, cause it just feels so right, seeing what a person you are. But let me tell you one thing, dumbass. Nobody will tell me to release my grip from that belt till I say that I am done. You fucking get that? Sure, I have a nasty personality. I told you, didn't I? In a world full of shit, you have to be a bitch or you won't survive. But don't forget that I'm not just a meanie or complainer. Since I no longer have a terrorist organization to carry on my back, I can focus and get all I want in this brand. And if you are brave enough to stand in the way, then be ready that the gun will be pointed at you ready to stop your heart.

There can be a lot of things to say about that annoying bitch, but what is crazy for me is that she desperately believes that Angelina won't drag her down. Although, I think I'm more amused by what tactics the other one is trying to imply towards the crowd. Really, Angelina? After everything that happened, you are throwing a pity party now? After you kept bullying people around with Thotyssey, you are acting like a victim? Sure, you went through a tough war. So did I. Yeah, you were abandoned by people that you called sisters, but you are not the only one who lost some stuff. But what really matters here is that...whose fault is it? Nobody asked you to get involved in a war time. It's nobody's fault that you naively followed people who never gave a single fuck about you. My god, how didn't you notice that? They gave you every hint that you meant nothing to them, but you remind blind. You see how your sisterhood ended. When you felt like there is nothing left in the world, Bea was the one to reach a hand towards your useless ass. Not them. But do you really believe she doesn't have a hidden motive in that? She calls me a manipulator, but in fact, she is the one who is using you all this time. She is not your best friend, Angelina, and you are stupid enough to fall for the same trick twice. Oh, nah, take the lesson and fucking kill yourself so we don't have to deal with stupidity like that. I really hate to see how naive you are, just because you believe she is someone you can open up to. But a poker face is really the way to get your heart? No wonder you ended like that. No wonder you are nobody, since you believed in every nice world you heard. I am really bored and tired of hearing about your redemption arc. Is there even anything left to redeem? You are just digging yourself a grave, deeper and deeper every single time. Eventually you will reach the point when you don't even see a ray of sun. Are a few compliments worth that?

You tried to fool a system to get Powerbuffs Girls into a title picture, but on your way to wrap everyone around your finger, Bea, you got caught. You are ruthlessly trapped in the spider's web and living with hope for your dream to come true, while you are step by step closer to ending your life.

You want our Tag Team Championships? You can forget about that. It is time to shit on that system one more time and turn their perfect white girls into dust.

It's time to say bye...BOOM.

*As Rin says these words, the purple lines of lightning create an image of spider's web for a few seconds, turning the entire environment into ash. With the lens directed at her cold look and smile on her pink lips, the camera shuts down.*

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Aria Jaxon
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 5:59 pm by Aria Jaxon
TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT. | DENVER, COLORADO.

“To new beginnings,” Aria proclaimed happily.

“To the best versions of ourselves,” Ty echoed.

There was a muted clink as Aria and Tyler’s champagne flutes made contact. A slight smile tugged at the corners of Kulina’s mouth before he raised the flute to his lips, a few sips of the bubbly elixir passing over his lips before he returned the glass to its previous place on the dark wooden tabletop.

The two now-stablemates sat across from each other in the steakhouse that occupied part of the first floor of the five-star Denver hotel where everyone was staying this weekend. It was the sort of place where there were no prices on the menu and you’d be lucky to get a foot in the door if you didn’t have a reservation six weeks in advance. What Tyler was learning now was that, with enough money, power, and influence, there would be situations where the rules that bound other people could be circumvented. All his life, his mom told him that bad behavior wasn’t to be rewarded, but as a man…he knew that wasn’t true. If that were the case, the deadbeat who’d never even bothered to look for him wouldn’t now be a millionaire lauded as a hero. Sometimes, fate was just gonna be whatever it was gonna be, regardless of whether you “deserved” your good fortune or not. He was learning, slowly but surely to take what he wanted. These were changes that The Tribunal was delighted to see taking shape, Aria especially.

They’d already met together as a group, at Kenny’s request, but this was just for Aria and Ty. That was by design. Prior to the formation of The Tribunal, Aria had interacted with all of these men in some capacity. She’d known Kenny and JD for years and had been in title feuds with both of them. She’d competed against both Jason and Nate before. Ty was left as the outlier in that regard, but that of course had more to do with timing than anything else. He was just younger, newer, and had come around so much more recently.

That was Aria’s reason for wanting to meet with him one-on-one. She saw something in Tyler that she wanted to cultivate. Perhaps it was her maternal instinct bubbling up to the surface, but there was something telling her that he needed to be looked after and welcomed into the fold. He needed to be reassured that he was doing the right thing and that he could trust them.

She could appreciate the power of taking control of your destiny, however uncomfortable it may have been for others to witness or for whatever feelings of trepidation may have existed in the beginning. Ty shed his past as the upstart trying to find meaning in his life and get his father to acknowledge him. Now he was a grown man linked up with killers, and through them, he would reach his infinite potential and ascend to heights that nobody ever could’ve dreamed of.

Aria would see to it, personally.


***


Villains have a reputation for being dishonest.

For one thing, I’m honest enough and have enough self-awareness to know that I am, in fact, not the good guy in this situation. That’s whatever. My fate was sealed when I ran in to help Jason lay waste to Krieger and Wakefield.

I could’ve turned him down. I could’ve maintained that I didn’t need him, The Tribunal, or anyone else, and continued on down the rocky path that I was on. There are those that maintain that’s exactly what I should’ve done, because it’s so easy to whine about the should’ve/could’ve/would’ve trifecta when nobody truly had a clue of what it was like to stand in my shoes. Don’t get shit twisted, I’m not asking for pity. That’s reserved for the weak. Joining The Tribunal is less about needing people to lean on and more about the fact that ending up in this faction fell into place among the natural order of things once I changed my mindset. Let’s not pretend as if there wouldn’t have been an asterisk attached to my name if I’d carried on the way I previously insisted on carrying on. I would’ve kept losing. I would’ve kept choking in those big-ticket scenarios and I’d still be spinning these wheels.

I’d have come back for nothing.

Here comes the self-awareness again: OWA changed in my absence. It changed in the gap of time between my retirement and my ascent to Odyssey GM, and it changed again once I stepped away from that role entirely. The landscape is one rife with killers, people hungrier and more ruthless than the ones I left behind. I can concede to that much, even if I didn’t initially realize it when I came back. I had every reason to believe that I could hack it, but when confronted with facts to the contrary…what was I meant to do? Keep flopping? Eclipse all of my previous glory behind one failed return run that I didn’t need to come back for in the first place?

You either adapt or you perish.

I adapted. Now, the competition perishes.

It all went hand-in-hand. As soon as it clicked for me that the Aria of old wasn’t who I needed to be to survive anymore, everything else fell like dominoes. I stopped caring about doing the right thing. I stopped caring about the feelings of those in the crowd. And I damn sure stopped giving a fuck about being the gracious veteran to anyone in the locker room who had the nerve to question what I was doing.

The choices I had to make and who I had to become, it’s way beyond your comprehension, Sena. This isn’t who I always was, not that you’d know, considering we never knew much about each other’s existence prior to Kenny making this match. You know what you’ve seen and you know what you’ve been told…and it’s all been accepted as law. You saw me bow out of in-ring competition gracefully as OWA’s first Grand Slam Champion to become a boardroom badass. By the time I came to OWA, the footage you’ve gone back and watched was about me becoming the sum of all of my parts. That makes you a fan at best, and certainly not an expert on the Book of Aria Jaxon.

The blissful retiree is a thing of the past. The First Lady of The Tribunal has risen up in her place. Now that this is who I am, I have no regrets. I feel fantastic, and why wouldn’t I? I’m about to be a two-time Outlaw Champion, after all! Still, this isn’t a pity party. I like to use the things I’ve dealt with to push me forward instead of pulling me back. Perhaps in my professional life, I haven’t been subjected to adversity of the normal variety. I haven’t been held back by the powers that be. I came onto the scene as a prodigy. I’m a Hall of Famer now. I’ve held gold in every single place that’s been graced with my presence. Definitely doesn’t sound like anyone who’s had to get it out the mud, right? Again, in the conventional sense of the word “adversity”...no, that hasn’t really been my bag. But what I emerged from as of late was more of a mental prison than anything else, and I had to tap into a whole different type of fortitude to pull myself out of it. I was tortured by thoughts of whether or not I still had “it”, whether I had a place here to come back to, if time had passed me by and being known as great just wasn’t enough to cut it anymore. And while I was stuck spinning my wheels, it was costing me. People kept scoring wins and advancing their careers off of my insecurity and my inability to quit doubting myself. There isn’t a single thing you or anyone else on this fuck ass roster can say or do to me physically that will measure up to the way that I beat myself up mentally.

But I’m free now.

I’m not burdened by anyone’s expectations anymore – not even my own. I am secure and confident in my abilities. I’m done stumbling. I know that when the bell rings, Sena, you will undoubtedly be out of your league.

I’m not telling you to change, though. The come to Jesus meeting that I had to have with myself to be in the frame of mind that I’m in now, couldn’t have happened at any point before the present. That being said if I was still in your shoes – as the upstart with all the hope – I wouldn’t see any point in changing, either. Now that I think about it, barring the loss of Ty as your tag partner, you haven’t really had to bear the full weight of any major path-altering events, right? You can try and stand on the “I’ve faced adversity” pulpit all you want, but what have you really had going on that hasn’t happened to anyone who’s been in this business for any length of time?

Your friend turned on you? Been there.

You trained in a hot, stuffy gym with a tough coach? Join the club.

Lost a title match? We’ve all had it happen.

People have told you to tweak one thing or another to take yourself to the next level? We all hear it, and it’s up to us to filter out the bullshit and fixate on what really counts.

The emotional weight of what you’ve gone through lately won’t win you a medal in the Struggle Olympics. Not against me. I’ll tell you something you won’t expect and also probably haven’t heard very much as of late – you don’t need to change. You’re perfect just the way you are.

No, really. I mean it.

The way you’re parading around now, pushing down the bitter pill of the collapse of the Dojo Bros and assuring yourself that you have what it takes to overcome the challenge that I present…this is exactly what I want. I want you to continue to believe that you’re stepping into the ring with a list of accomplishments, as opposed to a living, breathing legend who will do anything and everything to hold championship gold again. I want you to carry on this way because you believe that you’re right. That way, when you throw everything at me from high atop your soapbox and still fucking lose, you’ll know it’s because I’m better.

Shine the Outlaw Championship up nice and shiny for me. Say your goodbyes. Reflect on your brief golden moment in the sun, and let its impending absence serve as a stinging reminder of the time you took a shot at The Queen – and missed.

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Big_Baker_Brand
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 5:51 pm by Big_Baker_Brand
What’s in it for me?


It’s a question I’ve been askin’ myself since I got dragged into this whole mess not too fuckin’ long ago, since I tried to make a simple fuckin’ call for someone to come an’ face me like a man, to take a challenge head on an’ receive whatever ass-beating that I’d give to them, or to give me an ass-beating in kind-tryin’ to be a bit more humble, y’know-but ended up bein’ pulled into some sorta bullshit hackneyed gang warfare. I’ve got no dog in this fight-nor have I fuckin’ ever, because who gives a fuck about the Tres Comas Club outside of the nut-huggers that’ve staked their whole goddamn reputation on it-so puttin’ boots to the skulls of men like AD, RIP, Rafael, an’ whoever the fuck else bothers to show up to this total elimination bout don’t mean much to me. It’s just another day in the office, another wonderful minute in paradise, another opportunity to get a few reps in an’ show the world that even if Graham Baker left for a bit, he was never really fuckin’ gone. 


But what’s in it for me? 


Still, no real fuckin’ answer to this. I could start makin’ claims an’ takin’ names, but I know how that whole thing works-when you get into big, messy clusterfucks like this, you can claim a reward, but nine of the ten other bastards across the ring from you’ll ruin it for ya, or some secret faction member will stomp on out an’ put one in the back of your head before you can even get your just desserts. I mean, hell, there’s a good bit of gleamin’ gold across the ring from me, here, but who knows how that’ll actually translate an’ shake out? Who knows how much those belts’ll be worth when their holders are lain dead an’ fuckin’ buried on the outskirts of a match like this? I mean, the Tres Comas Club has what it has-reputation, a vice grip hold on the balls of Olympus-but it ain’t got real heavy-hittin’ motherfuckers like the opposing side of the ring. It’s not got a unit of bonafide fuckin’ legends who’ve been through the fires of the world an’ are still here to tell the tale. It’s not got some of the most menacing figures to make their mark on this industry.


Really, comparatively, it’s not got a chance in hell to walk out of here in anything other than a few fuckin’ heavy body bags an’ memories of what coulda been, just a step too far over the line to create somethin’ that you can’t come back from. A vice grip on the company’s good, ‘til the hand holdin’ that grip hard an’ tight gets separated from the body without as much of an inklin’ of real effort. Havin’ control on Olympus is nice, but it wouldn’t be the first time that the inmates took the asylum, somethin’ I learned hard an’ fast the last time I sat at the head of power of this brand, and somethin’ that I’ve carried close to my heart since then. Power is only power so long as you can enforce it, and this feels like an opportunity to loose that grip fully, to make these motherfuckers regret every sort of inaction they’ve taken in the direction of consolidation’ that power at the cost of their own fuckin’ talent an’ skill. This feels like opportunity, an’ when she knocks, who am I to do anything but answer?


So what’s in it for me?


The opportunity to prove a mission statement, above all fuckin’ else. To show that this Graham Baker ain’t like the last, wherein he’s willin’ to get his fuckin’ hands dirty and do what needs to be done to ensure that things get done, that the world turns the way it’s supposed to, that these forces which try to control us can’t do shit beyond what they’re permitted to do. Olympus is a place of honor, an’ a place where a man’s worth should be based upon the damage he can do with his own two goddamn hands, no more, no less. Olympus is a place where we should have to earn our fuckin’ keep, an’ if gettin’ back to that means knockin’ a few heads off, I’ve got no fuckin’ complaints. 


What’s in it for me, here? Glory. Violence. Gore. 


I’ll take what I can get my fuckin’ hands on, truthfully.”

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'Don' Hendrix
Promo #2
Post August 11th 2023, 5:46 pm by 'Don' Hendrix
"Oh you guys really can't listen. You absolutely cannot listen to a piece of wording I say, and honestly- I don't know if it's because your brain is mush or you're just naturally retarded. I never said "I'd quit", I said I'd be taking a break. And I did, because after carrying the weight of an entire nation on my back, making the Prestige Championship back in good graces after that entire Gatsby bullshit that happened, I took a break. But you wish to say I failed this "alley oop" when you and Darkane became like the Miami Heat versus the Dallas Mavericks in the 2011 NBA Finals. You had the All Star team right there in you and Darkane- you two will be called the LeBron James and Dwyane Wade group. Then we have Dirk Nowitzki, which will be Elijah Hampton. If y'all remember, Dirk Nowitzki was sick as a dog the entire remainder of the the finals, and was alone with no big help. The Heat knew that and started mocking Dirk, thinking because of who those two are, they were going to demolish Nowitzki in the remaining games and win the chip. Remember What happened? Bron and Wade got cooked by Dirk and they lost the Finals. It's almost comical that you two do fit the early dynamic that was Wade and James. One guy won the World Championship of basketball while the other was chasing as hard as possible but could never achieve. LeBron James from the day he got drafted to before winning in 2012 was always considered a great player that couldn't win the big one. Darkane is that World Champion, Lazarus is that guy people say is great, but never could.

So with all of that- why the fuck are you talking? Sure talk about how me and Mark have zero tag chemistry together, but to talk down to my solo achievements like you have done better is a fucking joke. I'm the joke?! The only thing to your name is Darkane carrying your sorry ass to this tag titles reign, because without him, you'd be hanging out with Olympus's version of the fucking Job Squad. Tres Comas Club wouldn't look your way, World's Finest wouldn't look your way, not even El Landerson would look your way. You have absolutely zero things that should be said about my career when your career revolves around being piggybacked by partners to tag team gold. Do not fucking speak on my career you fucking pissant loser. Win a fucking solo title here then talk to me. Be a credible challenger for a OWA title where you can even have some people think you have a chance, then come talk to me. And you stupid fucking idiot, I achieved the Icarus Championship and became the Don of the Antoniano Famiglia when Remington took his ball and ran off to his secretary for a month. I had to face three other people in a Ultimate X match where a guy my size has a disadvantage, but guess what? I put them down. I faced the person our General Manager Nate Cage was trying his fucking hardest to push as a big deal- I put him down. I faced Ryo Sakazaki who wanted to end my title reign because he thought that meant the end of me- I put him down. I faced Nobi, the man who should be standing here OWA Immortal Heavyweight Champion- I put him down. And I almost pit Elijah Hampton down better than you ever had, Thunderbastard included. And don't ever get it twisted- do I truly think I'm the best? Not until I hold a World Championship, then I'll think I'm the best in the world. But I know I'm better than you! In this ring in a regular ass match. I'll wrestle circles around you. In a death match? I use to fight like a man who had nothing to lose, but now I got everything to lose, do I'll fight like that- and if need be. I'll make sure I'm the one that walks out alive.

You try to compare us to Tatsuo and Ryo but, and no disrespect to Tatsuo, aren't even close to the level that me and Mark Michaels been firing on. Tatsuo, without the slightest clue, was lead to a bad situation. Me? I know what I'm getting into with you. And it'll be the same old "Oh let me eat these guys ppppppppllllllleeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeee?" I'm just wondering when I can pop this little Il cosplayer di Ted Bundy? Now here's the funny part of this to me: you're now taking orders from Remington, you're hanging by his pockets he calls you a good boy and he is going to demand that you and Darkane… don't do what you want to do. You see, he's going to want us there and alive after this is all said and done, and it eats you alive because now, you don't make the decisions no more. You at this point Lazarus, are too far below to even be called Remington's bitch- nah you're more like a footstool if it was alive and nagging. You're a place he puts his feet on, I think that's worse than, how you two somehow in sync put it like you two in sync have the same insults in sync with each other- ain't that a bitch?, being called Remington's bitch. But don't you worry about that now Lazarus Arjen, because at the end of the match, when you and Darkane walk to the back and have to deal with your papa about why you lost to me and Mark Michaels, I want your answer to be "because we got our asses kicked". Then, the cash flow stops coming, the titles are gone, the spotlight is gone, everything you think you need in this business is gone and that's when your reality truly hits you- your time in OWA is just about gone, fitting isn't it?

That "dunce" Brandon Hendrix, I said that right, did I Darkane? Ah the good ol "you stupid ass boy hahaha die" stick you've been doing your entire career drags its lonesome to this dance. Though I was a bit skeptical when you related what I've said to the birth of a ten pound baby, but it kinda makes sense. That baby brings new life into the world, a fresh start, and a generation that soons surpasses the old generation. You referring to everything I as the beginning of a new life is the truth because the goal is to run your OWA old man self out of this company. Bro I fucking dare you to try any of this threats! I really do! Because every single person who has threatened to finally take me out of action, to send me home permanently, to be the end of the life of Brandon Hendrix never do because, guess what? They don't have the balls to pull the trigger. You talk about what you've done to Eon Blue like it's a fucking trophy to be hung up, but let's keep it real, he was pass his prime, barely functional as it was when he returned. What you did was beat down on a old dog, and you're proud of that. You couldn't do it to Hampton, Michaels, Raivo, DT, any of them because they come right back, so you pick the weakest of them all to take out. I'd give you a round of applause, only if that wasn't done in wrestling repeatedly. And cute turn on the Godfather line man, real creative stuff. Let me remind you of the ending of The Godfather. Since you saying we're the Corleone Family, they kill off everyone at the end, and I have zero issue doing that to you.

"revenge is a dish best served cold," Let these boys tell you before I lay you to rest.

And damn, another Titanic search crew meme, haven't seen that one before, ok I have but besides the point real frustrating, and sure, I'm sure they'd be laughing…. Or struggling to breathe because of no oxygen I don't know. The thing is, your career is like that sub, exploded into a million pieces and left for no save come Olympus. I'm going to be that thousands and thousands of pounds of pressure that presses against your thick skull, watching your head squeeze together before it explodes as well. Then you can join those idiots in Hell or wherever they ended up and ask them yourself if they're laughing at me. And bro, you're the biggest hypocrite in the world. I deserved to be attacked for being a snake? And boo motherfucking hoo you had to deal with Supernatural powers. Welcome to OWA! More importantly, welcome to Wrestling! You think you're the only one who's had to deal with this shit? End of the day, even when Lazarus came in to mend these wounds and all that, you still couldn't, fucking, do it anymore. And since you like bringing up Final Destination main events, yeah you main evented that Final Destination night in my return show to the company, really good shit to brag about. "Hey there Brandon Hendrix, insert Goofy laugh, I was main eventing the show you returned to the company to! Insert Goofy laugh." Come up with something better homie, please. Here though, let's make a bet. I will main event one of the nights of Final Destination 5, and when I do, you come out and say "Yeah that cracker dipped in olive oil told me so." I double dog dare you dawg.

The reason I will not die, will not quit is because it's not in my core. I fight for what I believe in, not what i get money thrown at me. I had money way before even joining OWA, I came here because this is where the supposed best of the best come to fight. And in that time, I've faced the best of guys like Mark Michaels, Elijah Hampton, Jeff X, Christopher Sabertooth, DT The Ruler, Raivo. And even during our time in OWA fought guys in here outside the company like Jason Long, Michael Bishop, Scott Oasis, I fought them all- and either I kept swinging till the very end, or I won. So all this that you've spewed out of your rotten fucking mouth, yeah it doesn't intimidate me one bit. You mock me for saying I'm not afraid, but deep down you wish I was. You wish all this scared me because you and Lazarus know that if we're not, your reign is over. Yeah, me and Mark aren't friends, and we ain't going to like each other over night- but the torment the Tres Comas Club has placed us through, OWA is putting the OWA Tag Team Champions, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy against Thor and Kratos. Talk is indeed cheap, so I'm going to show all of you exactly WHO THE FUCK I AM!

Darkane, I really hope in the final moments of this Seventh Ward massacre that's to happen, I hope that before I rip you info half with the same move that given Tres Comas Club gold, I want you to pray to whatever God you have: God, Allah, Satan, whoever- I want you to pray to that God and ask them "how could this have happened my lord? How could Brandon Hendrix have pinned me? How could this be?!? How could this be?!?!?!" Let me tell you why it is that way. It's because for as much as you undervalue what I can do, that's when I beat washed trolls like you and send them packing all the way down the card, never to recover again. It's your faith. It's my destiny. Why you must be asking yourself, Darkane? It's because I'm….

BRANDON.

FUCKING.

HENDRIX.


And come Olympus, I will offer Seventh Ward my condolences. Mi dispiace di essere la ragione per cui muori."

Mark Michaels, #BeLikeBea, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, JosieGreyEsq, Brody and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mark Michaels
Olympus promo #2
Post August 11th 2023, 4:26 pm by Mark Michaels
( The scene opens on the Olympus interview set. It’s here we find Chief Backstage reporter, Hugh Jass, standing by with a microphone in his hand.)

Hugh Jass: Thank you for clicking this OWA on YouTube exclusive, I’m Hugh Jass. The Road to Final Destination continues on with an Olympus that has the potential to shake up the biggest event of the year. The world’s finest will take on the Tres Comas Club in an All or nothing total elimination match. Jacob Senn tries to earn the Respect of Elijah Hampton in a strap match, and the OWA tag team championships will be on the line as the Seventh Ward takes on the team of “The Don” Brandon Hendrix, and my guest at this time, The Romani King, Mark Michaels!

( Michaels enters the shot wearing his ‘Once and Future King’ T-Shirt. With a cool confidence radiating from him, Michaels is looking ready as ever to wage war with two of his biggest foes, or as he would call them, two of the biggest pains in his ass. )

Hugh Jass: Mark, the past few weeks must have certainly felt like a roller coaster,    As it’s your first match back as an official member of the Olympus roster, and you’ll potentially be walking away with championship gold.  


Mark: Man that’s what I love about Olympus, OWA, and the sport of professional wrestling itself. You could go from last to first in the blink of an eye. Last time I was on this set I was fighting just to get back on this brand, tonight, I’m here ready to add some more gold to the mantle. Tonight I am ready to start tearing down the Tres Comas Clubhouse, and the first beam is coming crashing down on the Seventh Ward’s head like the Crowning Achievement. To put it simply, THE KING HAS RETURNED!!!  And he’s here to rid Olympus of that group of douche bags with their heads shoved so far up Wraith’s ass they get blinded by the light every time he opens his mouth. TCC, Considered this fair warning, Mark MOTHERFUCKING Michaels is back!

Hugh Jass:  Indeed he has, but in order to win the gold, you’ll have to go through perhaps the two most twisted individuals to ever step in an Olympus ring, that being the Team of Darkane, and Lazarus Arjen. 

Mark:  Hugh let me say the only thing that’s really twisted about these about these shitheads are their nipples when they get off hearing themselves say all the naughty things the nuns used to spank them in the ass with rulers for.  Darkane loves to keep talking about what goes down in the big easy, like anybody give a shit about what his mom does when she’s out working the street corners. He keeps saying the most wannabe emo, try hard bullshit sheerly for shock value, and He’s  the one who feels like he’s talking to a child?!? Talking about how he shits on walls, which now that I think about it would explain the smell wafting off that curly headed fuck everytime this fist smacks him upside the head.   Darkane, He sounds about as idiotic as the last jackass who thought I was his property. If you wanna talk about looking in the mirror before opening your mouth? what about the last time we did this little dance? Last time we were in a ring together, I wasn’t your property, you were my bitch! 

Oh and of course When Lazarus isn’t parroting the same shit Darkane is saying, he says stupid shit like ‘When you’re good at something, don’t do it for free.’ I mean have you never been to Ben & Jerry’s on free scoop day?  Those dudes are the best at ice cream and they give away a shit ton of it.  Lazarus if you’re gonna go ahead and sell out then own up to it. Making an excuse for trading what little was left of your self respect for drinking money makes you sound like a pussy. 

I keep hearing these two drone on about how me and Brandon Hendrix aren’t the best of friends so we can’t possibly win the tag team championships.  That we just aren’t gonna gel enough because of our history. Tell that to Shaq and Kobe. You don’t have to like someone to work with them, see Civil War a few years back when me and Darkane teamed together for reference on that. Me and Brandon, We may not be best friends, but we are both talented, tough as hell, and motivated as all fuck to rip apart anyone and everyone in the Tres Comas Club.  And when you put two guys like that together, mountains move and seas part, and that’s all I gotta say about that. 

They both say stupid shit like the Seventh Ward destroyed My whole existence. All you two did was piss me right the fuck off. Again Look at the last time in was in the ring with you jackasses, you said all the same lines you stole off some plastic tombstones you found at a Halloween store, you said you would end the story, finish what you started, wrap up my career and tie it with a bow! Well for the Record here I am. Keep talking all this nonsense about you’re gonna live inside me and then burn me to the ground, whatever the hell that analogy is supposed mean, when I had Darkane absolutely helpless the whole world saw how the fuck this match is gonna go.  Maybe that’s why you guys are doing the Tres Comas Club’s dirty work, you need the money to hire enough rent-a-cops to pry me off of your unconscious bodies, and before you say it, that’s not a threat, that’s a goddamn promise. And considering how wrong you guys always are, it’s about only guarantee in this match.  Because when it comes down to it, you guys really haven’t had anything to say other than I somehow don’t stand a chance. 

Which is funny at this point more than anything. I’ve heard the words Mark Michaels doesn’t stand a chance so many times, and every time I prove them wrong I just chuckle a bit before rolling over the next asshole who underestimates me. I’ve made a career defying the people who thought they could contain me, or limit me, or hold me back from accomplishing the goals I’ve set for myself. So what’s this crap about not being able to change my own career? I mean look at where I was when I left EAW. Years of hardships, and struggling to break out was finally starting to turn around, or so it seemed. I realized that place was a pyramid scheme in a wrestling promotion’s clothing. So, instead of trading my self respect in order to get ahead the way guys like the Seventh Ward, and Poet, and everyone else who works for Jackasses R’ Us are doing right now, I worked my way up from bottom of the barrel, trying to find a foothold in OWA. I’m not gonna lie, things got pretty tough during that stretch. That’s when Nathan Fiora offered me a spot as a member of the Awakening.  I took that as a chance to step back and and say maybe I need to become better In the ring, maybe this might be a chance to improve enough to turn things around. you know happened? The Awakening went on win every belt on the brand, except unlike the TCC we didn’t need to hire mercenaries, or bring people in after they had already won gold. We went from the ground up, from guys who couldn’t buy wins, to the dominant stable on Olympus, even when everyone and their mother said there wasn’t a chance in hell that we ever could or would. Then when the Awakening was over, I could have slipped back down to lower midcard hell, instead I continued to get better, and better, and  went from being one of the most despised men on this brand to becoming one of Olympus’ most respected wrestlers. So popular in fact they got a huge piece of the Final Destination poster, the main piece of advertising for the biggest show of the year, that poster has a huge picture my face on it. I don’t see either of you KD loving cucks anywhere on it. Looks like The guy who designed that sure knows a star when he sees one I tell you.  I’ve been a champion multiple times over, I’ve more than held my own with the guys you wish would give you a moment of their attention. I’m that guy. But keep on yammering on about how I can’t win, Every time I get placed in a no win scenario, shout out to Nobi, that Hustle and heart that comes from being the king of the gypsies, always sees me to where I’m the one standing tall in the end. You’re talking about the guy who literally took his career in his own hands twice in the past 3 months.  If that isn’t determining your own fate, if that isn’t flipping the script, if that isn’t giving a middle finger to anyone you pass by who was trying to hold you down, then do tell me boys, what is changing your own career?

But before you answer let’s ask a question here, what is Lazarus Arjen without Darkane? Whether he’s your mentor, your tag partner, or the guy you stick the dagger in next, what do you mean to anyone without him? Not a hell of a lot if you ask me. You talk about me and Hendrix having beef, you pull that stunt with Darkane’s sister, you taunt him about it, and all just so you could turn around and be the Robin to his Batman. Actually that’s a bit too good for you.  you’re more along the lines of those little demon henchmen from Disney’s version of Hecules. Or one of those little minions from Despicable Me, you’re about the size of one of those tiny little bastards.  Oh but you’ve done terrible things to my people, You slaughtered countless numbers of my camp, but we’re still here, calling you a pathetic little cunt who has done his worst, and hasn’t gotten the job done, still needs to have his “big brother” Darkane do the heavy lifting in order to get anywhere, or have anyone give a damn about him. For all this talk about the Seventh Ward laying me out, I’m still standing! so is Harman. and as for Hendrix, well not even a bum ticker could slow him down, so I don’t like your chances against him.  If you two jackasses actually enough in you to put Me down for good you would have done so a long time ago.  Yeah we get it, You’re a depraved mother fucker Laz, but if you think having a shady background impresses me, think again. You talk about robbing people blind, that’s how my Grandmother could afford to put Sunday dinner on the table.  So if you really want me to stop calling you an edge lord cunt, then stop acting like a little edge lord cunt!

When that bell rings, you boys are in for the fight of your lives, I got a truck load of ass kickings with your names on ‘em, coming to you direct from the cosmic caravan.  Whether it’s 'La mia famiglia, or the Prekaza Plundge. The Gypsy Curse, or Hendrix Law, the only Seventh Ward you boys will see after tonight, is the one inside a local medical facility. When that bell rings, the con and the don will be standing tall as the new tag team champions, and the seventh ward, along with all the rest of the TCC will HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!

Hugh Jass: Thank you for your time Mark, don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share, and don’t forget to catch Olympus, check your local listings. 

#BeLikeBea, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Tyler Kulina, JosieGreyEsq, Brody and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DarkCircle
Olympus #2: Grilling Reality
Post August 11th 2023, 3:59 pm by DarkCircle
{The screen comes up and we find ourselves looking at a well appointed poolside area in someone's backyard somewhere. The grass is lush, green, and well kept and it surrounds a rather good sized pool set into a well maintained teakwood patio and deck area with a professional grill set up for someone to do some major BBQing and this is where we see the owner of the yard, none other than Ryo Sakazaki himself, working on cleaning the grill}


Ryo: Hello there, I've been spending the last few days preparing for the match at Olympus and listening to the babbling of my team's opponents for that particular evening that it made me hungry for some actual real food and I thought that since it was nice today, I'd do some serious grilling.


Especially since World's Finest's opponents are not taking this match as seriously.


{Ryo picks up a heavy wire scrub brush, dunks it in something and then goes to work scrubbing the grill}


Ryo: I mean every time I hear one of them cut a promo, they each try to make themselves and the Coma Club sound like some kind of be all, end all group as they throw the occasional insult in at us as well but all they constantly keep coming out sounding like is a bunch of old eighties Saturday morning cartoon characters.


Poet especially, only he sounds like he should be a villain from one of those Saturday morning cartoons from the *SEVENTIES* instead!


The only of you entire lot that sounds even somewhat more modern or even halfway respectable is good old Alley Devastation...at least he sounds like a freaking SOAP *OPERA* villain with that little so-called promo that he did a couple of days back or even the one that he did earlier today.


{Ryo stops scrubbing his grill to give the camera a serious look}


Ryo: Seriously guys in the Coma Club, don't do these halfway half-assed little fucking comedic skits, try and pass them off as serious promos, and expect me of all people to take you seriously because when you insult me in something like that, you're just showing me, the front office, the fans, and the boys and girls in the back that this version of the so called Tres Comas Club is nothing more than amateur hour at the fucking Hollywood Bowl!


André Virgo, Jun Nobunaga, Racer Smiles, and the Corleones are probably pissing themselves laughing at your little circle jerk band, Allessandro.



Arata Asakura and the Golden Dawn here in the Omega Wrestling Alliance, Havoc and Ashes of the Wake in the World Wrestling Headquarters, Devon Slayton and the Dominion over in the Universal Wrestling Corporation, and Peter Graves and the Reign of Terror in the National Wrestling Alliance...do you know what all of them had in common when *THEY* did a hostile takeover of a promotion?


They didn't make themselves look like a bunch of fucking jokes by doing nothing half-assed...and that's why at Olympus, World's Finest and company is going to run roughshod all over the entire Coma Club, because while not a single one of you fuckers are taking *any* of this seriously, we are. 


And that's the most humblest and honest of truth, coming from the one guy that the entire lot of you seem to think is a stupid, bloody pushover and yet...three years on and I'm still fucking here!!


{Ryo then picks up the grill, carries over to a patch of gravel and bang the wire brush against it a few times, knocking various bits of particles of past meals off of it before he looks back at the camera}


Ryo: Oh, and for the record I am taking this promo seriously just like I'm taking this match seriously. But I also take cooking just as seriously, but since I can multitask...I can do both.


But seriously, Coma Club, not a single one of you has given me any real reason why I should take any of you boys at face value as a threat any time and place, and lemme run it down for you all.


First off you got Poet. I really don't know where this fucker came from, but he really doesn't do his research into his opponents other than just looking over their bio page on the website because in two entirely different promos he called me a goth singer...I honestly didn't know how to take that one other than he was trying to be funny and put me down at the same time.


I think it might have worked better if I was trying to be some vampire LARPer or something like that, maybe?


The point that I'm trying to make here is that you can try and be as clever as much as you want, Poet, but this weekend if you try and be fucking clever during this war that we're about to be apart of, you'd better prey that I don't take your freaking head off again like I did in our last meeting and take back my Prestige championship.


{Ryo carries the grill back over to the pit and sets it back in its place before he stops for a moment with a thoughtful expression on his face before turning to regard the camera with a serious expression}


Ryo: Truth be told, I think that someone might want to see 'bout taking that title off of you, Poet. Just by holding that strap you're doing it more harm than good.


Then we come to you, Rafael Barrera. I heard what Master Graham Baker said about you and I must admit that I'm honestly not seeing anything about you that backs up what he's said about you.


Now I'm not calling Graham Baker a liar, oh fuck *NO*!! That would be a death sentence and just plain stupid to boot!


No, what I'm saying is that if you really had this kind of killer rep that Graham was talking about was nowhere to be seen when you and I had our match, you put up a good fight...for oh about point five seconds before I took your damn head off and claimed the win for myself. 


If anything, you're going to be a major hindrance for your team, Rafe, and I honestly don't see you lasting much longer at this rate...especially if it turns out that cost Alley Devastation his precious prize, eh?


Now we come to the Alliance's resident Time Lizard...whatever the fuck that is...and our Icarus champion in Reginald Dampshaw the Third who, from what I've seen, is trying to do his best Banshee imitation maybe? 


{Ryo finishes setting the grill back in its place before he lifts open another part of it before reaching down and picking up a bag of charcoal and starts to load in the charcoal}


Ryo: Now while I got a good chuckle at your promo with you acting all crazy and making like the Icarus championship was talking to you, I know for a fact that your wrestling skill is nothing to joke about and I know just how dangerous that kind of skill backed by a broken mind can be, Reggie. So I won't be taking you lightly during this match, you can be assured of that.


But by that exact same token I also know that you're going to be distracted, trying to keep your place in this supposed new pecking order that the Coma Club will introduce if they win this spot of bother on Olympus, eh? 


You honestly think that you'll be allowed to stay where you are if, and that's a pretty big fucking IF might I add, win this weekend on Olympus, Reggie?  Do you honestly think that Ivory and his little personal boys club will want to keep a fossil like you around once the battle has been won?


I know that I would, but then again I might be a dumb ass for still holding out hope that you might pull your head out of your ass and actually accept the fact that someone might respect your talents...but that might require quite a few full force kicks to that friggin head of your's to dislodge it from your ass!!


And doing that is something that I don't have a problem with doing to be utterly honest.


{Ryo then finishes setting up the charcoal, lights it and lowers the grate back into place as he goes over to a cooler and pulls out a big bag of meat in some kind of orange and black looking marinade which he then sets to the side while spritzing the grill with some kind of sprayer, causing the liquid to pop and sizzle as he goes}


Ryo: Race, you and...I still can't believe that I'm saying this...Golden Gauntlet are nothing more than a couple of warm bodies for the Coma Club to throw at us and I get that...but I'm also sorry that while the two of you might have the power to be useful to the Comas, you both lack that definite skill to hang against people like what we got in World's Finest.


So before either of you open your damned fool mouths and prove me right, how about you just show up, lay down, and then get the fuck outta dodge from the Comas before they do anything more to further damage your career here in the Alliance because once the final tallies are counted at Olympus, anyone whose been hanging their flag on Alley Devastation is quite possibly going to be finding their asses unemployed and broken in half!


Speaking of someone who needs his ass broken in half courtesy of a Graham Baker boot...HI THERE IVORY!!!


I still can't believe that you are still finding the time to visit Egypt so much....but then again, you must really LOVE the rivers of DENIAL that much, don'tcha??!


I mean honestly, what more is there to say about you but while your schemes work one time out of three, everything still comes back to bite you on your sorry ass and you honestly think that you're some kind of great mastermind, don't you? 


{Ryo sets the spritzer down and looks over his work as he raises his face up to give the camera a serious look}


Ryo: I mean come the fuck on, Ivory! I can name two members of the Omega Wrestling Alliance roster right off the bat who are greater masterminds than you ever could even fake to be.


Let's start with DT the Ruler. He's a total package of talent, wit, poise, and intelligence. Yes he looks like a straight up powerhouse but he can pull moves like I've only seen a few others do over the years. I mean sure, he's stuck with that yapping little poodle bitch in Ravio who weighs him down worse than any albatross, but DT more than makes up for that issue.


In short, I recognize the Game and show proper respect. 


Then we come to Arata Asakura. And for as much as he and I have problems with each other, you can't fault the man who is an excellent mastermind who understands certain aspects of this sport that you simply could never fathom even if you stayed in this industry for twenty to forty more years. 


Arata has been successful on every single freaking level that you could never touch, for one example he went into Wrestleworld and said that he was going to be the very first Shogun champion and the fucking did just fucking *THAT*!!


No big schemes, no fancy girl Fridays, no overpriced lear jets, and no thugs being paid to do FUCK *all*.


Arata just went out and did it, hence why he's a pure mastermind.


And plus for all of your fucking bragging about how great you supposedly are, Ivory, I've still got a victory over you. I've beaten you for one title and if you want to go and try your damn fucking non-existent LUCK...then just remember how quickly I ripped the Prestige championship from you not so long ago and pray that you don't test your luck because I'm thinking that I might make an excellent Immortal champion.


{Ryo's eyes narrow ever so slightly as he smiles a particularly nasty smile}


Ryo: The only high point about going to war this weekend between our two groups, Ivory, is the chance that it gives me to finally put you in your proper place, Ivory. You're a stain on my career, an inkblot that I need to remove from my career here in this Alliance and at Olympus, like it or not, try to deny it from happening or not...you will not like what I have in store for you because when this war is over, you're going to be nothing more than not even a stain on the memories of everyone here.


I'm not going to stand here and list everything that I'm going to do to you, Ivory...I'm just going to fucking *DO* it and be done with you.


and now we come to the supposed mastermind of this entire fucking thing, isn't that right Allessandro?


I'm still more than just a little slightly amazed at the fact that you thought that by kidnapping and threatening Monica's life that you would get you everything that you ever wanted here in this Alliance, Alley. I honestly believe that your father probably tried to talk you out of doing something so incredibly stupid like this that would cost you everything and I do mean EVERYTHING in your life should you fail and at Olympus, you are going to fail because you crossed a line that nobody in their right mind should cross.


If you would’ve kept this about the American Dream championship, then you could quite possibly have one hall of fame match after another with Stephanie from here to the end of this company…but no, your ego had to overwhelm your desire to have such a simple thing like the most epic series of matches anywhere in our fucking industry and because of that dumbass choice, you’re going to loose it all and you can’t even see it, can you?


No, because at Olympus you are going to be standing across the ring against an epic assemblage of wrestlers that I used to dream about when I was a kid, watching the old NWA and WWA shows during the week. This is the kind of match that a promotion’s general manager or owner would come out, look at the two factions fighting and shout WAR GAMES!! at the top of his lungs to the enraptured feverish joy of the fans…this is the kind of match that I have dreamed about being apart of and I refuse to do anything BUT win this match.


Because there is too much on the line for us to *lose*.


So Alley, I can honestly look into this camera right now and tell you with a hundred percent honesty that the moment that bell rings at Olympus, you are seriously and totally fucked and this is the kind of fucked that there is no coming back from.


And you know it, which is why you’re more than happy to surrender the Coma Club up to the flame isn’t?


{Ryo shakes head, chuckling for just a moment before he stops and looks hard into the camera one last time}


Ryo: The Empire of Devastation ends this weekend atop the most epic of bonfires…and I will be the one that’ll strike the match that burns this entire fucker to the *ground*!


See you in Queens, Coma Club. 


{The screen then fades to black} 

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Mami's Favorite Chew Toy
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 2:51 pm by Mami's Favorite Chew Toy
Location: Devione Villa, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
Time: 8:00 A.M.
Date: 8/11/2023
OWA Promos - Page 13 025327ushwy41

Death and Rebirth

“Words mean nothing without action to back them up, Mongrel.”

(The camera opens up to Allesandro Devastation's glorious bedroom in his private estate in the outskirts of Atlanta , Georgia. He sits at a table on the veranda of his bedroom as he has his morning coffee, looking out and seeing the landscape before him, and seeing Devione Productions Sound Stage in the distance, knowing that Dreamlander is done and in post production for a final release. He looks well rested, as he begins to speak like it is any other day, without a true care in the world for a normal man, but with enough veracity to know he speaks the truth.)

“I have been in front of a camera day in and day out, week in and week out, months have gone by, and then they turn to years…And what still remains the same ending result no matter what has been the means? At the beginning I said I would have the Dream in my hands, and here we are getting close to what hopefully is the final chapter of this story as old as my time in this business. I stand here, the championship in my hands, the world beneath my feet, and one yapping bitch who refuses to go away like a good dog and find another tree to bark up. Stephanie Matsuda, her merry band of lambs, and her infernal quest to save her street rat of a wife. This chapter I will say has been a little more exciting because it has been made personal on MY end instead of just hers. I guess it just goes to show that in the end Stephanie, anything you try and do, I will always do better. You tried freeing the world from Claudia Michaels and Underworld, you did it. Then you could never defeat the Tyrant who replaced her as ruler of the Dream. You tried making the championship synonymous with Stephanie Matsuda as a superhero cape. And in reality it has become my star spangled cape I wear as someone who is better than you and can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, as a true superhuman being amongst regular men and women. I best you in every way, even showing the world that in the end, you are a no good junkie instead of their hero.  I've never tried to end you Matsuda, not once, not like you have tried to end me. Because you have come at this professionally, personally, bringing my family into this little game. And even when it was time to do that, I did it better than you ever could have. Your beloved little street rat is sitting with an unhinged south american mercenary who has a pension for torture and a delight for dressing it up as fun. I outlast you, I outbest you, and I will outlive you here. For one reason and one reason only Stephanie..”

(Allesandro picks up his coffee and takes a sip and sits it back down.)

“Legacy.”

(Allesandro cocks his head a little sideways with a smirk, chuckles a bit and then begins to speak again with a regular sitting stance.)

“My name will outlast yours because of that alone. I could drop dead right now, and guess what Stephanie… I will always be known to you as the one who got away. Whenever you die, you will just be known as Stephanie Matsuda, maybe just S. Matsuda on a tombstone somewhere. Not a single thought will run across my mind of you, but you will be reminded of my greatness across this nation for what Devione Industries does. That alone will make your blood boil. Also, out of all your years in this business, in any organization you have been a part of. You know this time in the business of wrestling will always be your darkest. Because I did not just beat you for a title, or take your career from you. But every minute you and Monica spend together later in life, if I allow it, will be in doubt. She will look at you, knowing what has transpired here between us, what happened in my office on that fateful day. Knowing that in the end, if it came to her or your obsession, you chose this. And when you look at her, you will be reminded of me, every time you look into her eyes. Not because of love, or a secret affair, but knowing that I was the one man in your entire career…no…your entire life, who managed to make the super hero that was Stephanie Matsuda into nothing more than a human. And you will know every time you look at her that at one time, also, I was the one man who held your fate in his hands. Now that Matsuda, you dumb dog, is worth it. Because death threats from you? How long have you been saying them? How many Deviones have you told that their life would be yours to end? Hell, how many others have tried to give us that same message during our lives?”

(Allesandro pours more coffee from his carafe, and then adds in a sugar cube and begins to stir it as he speaks.)

“You forget I am a billionaire with a fortune five hundred company, I hear it quite often. Yet…I still breathe every day after waking up, with a Dream on my mind…”

(Allesandro taps the spoon on the rim of the cup and sits it down. He takes a sip of coffee and speaks again calmly with a smirk.)

“I think I might fire a few single mothers today just for the hell of it, for no reason other than I know it will cause them to be just like you…a yapping bitch who screams for my head on a pike. Just to show you mongrel, that you are not special to me. But until then, I may just have to take a stroll around my garden. Or maybe work on my new prototype for a Devione Dragon suit. Who knows what I may do with my time Stephanie, I just know that you will not be on my mind a single bit. The only care I have right now, is another carafe of this coffee, and to see the stock numbers for the day. So tell your little band of fools that I will beat them all very soon, Mutt.”

(Allesandro finishes the coffee he has, and then stands and walks towards his wardrobe. The camera feed turns off as you can see him pressing a button on the wall to open a door inside his walk in closet as he steps into the hidden elevator. )

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Rafael Barrera
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 2:43 pm by Rafael Barrera
It has been a relatively quiet Monday morning, especially when you consider New York City standards. This strangeness was not lost on Rafael Barrera as he walked into the columbarium, giving him a bit of a nervous itch in the back of his mind that something was amiss. He adjusted his shoulder bag and took a deep breath. He knew that no matter what, he was going to be vulnerable while he was here. And that’s when he noticed it.
 
You could eat seventy lemons and still wouldn’t give a look as sour as the grimace that crosses his face as soon as he saw the besuited man that was slowly sauntering around the hallway as if he was in an aisle of a grocery store. The man turns and Rafael locks eyes with him and within seconds staring into Rafael’s rancorous, piercing yet almost undead eyes the man quickly scampers past him, puts the collar of his jacket up to his mouth and whispers something before he exits this hallowed building.
 
Rafael had hoped that his associates would have enough respect, trust, and dignity to allow him this brief moment of mourning before he caught the flight that would be waiting for him later this afternoon to return to this nasty business venture that he now finds himself a part of. But then again, what did he expect of the organization. He lets out a sigh and begins towards the far end of the west hallway of the site and once he reaches his destination, Rafael looks around once more, to make sure that aside from any actual visitors, he was alone… with her.
 
“Buenos Dias, mi angel,”
 
He says to her, softly as to not disturb any of the other visitors’ time with their loved ones.
 
“I know, it has been far too long since we last had some time to be alone together.”
 
Rafael sits down on the bench that sat in front of her, and after a moment he would take a thermos that he had brought out of his bag and held it up for a second.
 
“Fortunately, this time I did remember to bring coffee… Unfortunately, I was not able to make us something for breakfast. Next time though, I promise.”
 
He said to her with a laugh, before unscrewing the lid of the thermos and pouring himself a cup of coffee that he had sweetened with sweet cream and honey. It was her favorite way to start the morning, one that he was never too much of a fan of, having preferred his coffee black… until after she left him, that is. Rafael takes a small sip before beginning to speak again.
 
“I believe the last time we had spoken; Lupe was still here…”
 
A pause.
 
“A lot has changed since then, far too much you’d probably argue."
 
He lets out a soft chuckle.
 
“Lupe has transitioned well to living with your parents in Scotland, despite some of personal frustrations, but I cannot really blame her, we both know very well that adapting to living in another country is difficult. But I’m sure once she is with more people her age that’ll change…”
 
A small pause.
 
“Speaking of, she starts university very soon, in fact she’s going to be studying Archaeology and Ancient History… just like you.”
 
He says softly and longingly before shaking his head. She would want to know everything, and understanding this Raf lets out a sigh and continues.
 
“Mi angel, there is a reason that I had to send Lupe to Scotland a lot sooner than she needed to be, not because it was her choice, no…”
 
He shook his head.
 
“It is because she is not safe in our home. Manhattan is too dangerous for her right now, and if there is anywhere that I know she cannot be reached is within your family’s estate.” 
 
Rafael pauses, realizing he could still have ears or eyes on him. Lupe was a capable fighter, she should be, he trained her, but should he choose to “opt out” of his contract with the Tres Comas Club, he did not want their full force on her heels as well as his. Should The Third Owner be what he is claimed to be, or if he were to evoke the Devione’s wrath, then her parent’s manor should be strong enough, and obscured enough to ward against them.
 
“She will be safe there, I promise.”
 
He says, but he shakes his head.
 
“I wish that I could sit here and tell you the same about me, but you know that this is even the outward facing side of this business is unsavory, and cutthroat… but the men I now find myself associated with are truly men cut from a cloth the same as me, devils and dragons alike. I believe that my usual bag of tricks will be enough to make sure that I get what I am looking for out of them, but I will not lie to you; I am wary…”
 
He pauses and looks away. He had not had to deal with entities similar to who he associated now in a long time, but back then he was young, and she was there to be his guide. He finishes his coffee, places the cap back on the thermos and leans forward.
 
“I am not going to argue with you over whether I made the right decision or not, because I’m aware that it may not be…”
 
He clasps his hands and looks down for a moment, before raising up and looking at his wife’s burial marker.




Amelia Barrera-MacFadyen
1980-2005
Beloved Mother and Wife




He closes his eyes and reaches out, placing his hand on the cold, metal plate.
 
“Every day without you has felt like a separate lifetime on their own…”
 
He says before opening his eyes.
 
“…One day, I will see you again… but for now, there is much I still need to do. To ensure our daughter’s safety, and to ensure she will still have a future.”
 
He pauses and as soon as he does, a voice is heard from across the hall.
 
“Mister Barrera, I am here to--”
 
“This is a site of mourning… have respect, come mierda…”
 
He barks at the besuited man from earlier, coming to collect him and transport him to his flight.
 
“I will leave when I am good and ready…”
 
Barrera pauses before looking at his wife’s final resting place, one last time.
 
“In for a penny, in for a pound, eh… Amelia?”

- - -

“Before I go any further, I want to be completely honest with you. While I am a member of Tres Comas Club, I do not always agree with the methods that my associates take to achieve their own personal goals. But I am in no place to talk, am I? If you know who I am, and where I come from, then you would know that I have enough blood on my hand to administer a full transfusion. I was born an evil man, and I most certainly will die an evil man.”
 
Rafael Barrera says with venom to his voice. He takes a soft breath before continuing.
 
“To me, this is simply an aspect of my business, but this has become very much a private war for Cloud Matsuda. Just because I align with Tres Comas Club, with the Devione family, does not mean that I do not have sympathy and understanding for you, Stephanie. I know all too well what it is like to lay in my bed without my beloved… and I know that if my daughter were to be stolen from me, I would march headlong straight into to the maw of Hell in order to rescue her. But while I sympathize, I cannot just… allow you to win, Stephanie. Because if I were to fall to you, or “do the right thing” and stand aside and let you get your hands on the men who stole your beloved… I would risk my own family be put in the same danger as yours. I will not endanger my daughter because a bleeding heart like you did not have the forethought to protect her family before involving herself in a war against a collective of monsters like us.”
 
Sneering, Rafael pauses for a second, before closing his eyes and sighing.
 
“But I cannot stand in her way if someone else is in mine now, can I?”
 
He says with a small peek of a smirk.
 
“I do not care about the fools that follow Matsuda into this battle.
 
Emanuelle decided to run away from them and insert herself in our business, instead of dealing with the consequences of being a failure of a trainer to her students. Nobi is a noble fool who will inevitably fall on his sword. Brody is an unlucky idiot, and Tatsuo Sakaguchi is irrelevant to me. However there are two of them who I have my sights set upon…
 
Ryo Sakazaki, do not think that I have forgotten you, no. I am well aware of your presence in this match, and I intend on keeping you within my gaze all throughout. That being said, despite what you may believe, I do not hold any ill will towards you, for having defeated me. I have been in this business for far too long to allow a single loss to eat me alive. But with that being said, I admit that I underestimated you. But Ryo, understand that having beaten me once does not give you a free pass to underestimate me… knowing what you are capable of, I promise you Acere, that I will not be made a fool by you again.
 
Graham Baker you are a man who I hold no admiration nor respect towards… not because of your career, no. As a competitor you are one of the very best to have ever stepped in between the ropes. We share residency in one Hall of Fame, and you are about to enter one more. To discredit anything that you have accomplished would be foolish. However, you were given the ultimate fate that men like us strive to attain… you danced with Death… Her lips touched yours and you joined her in an everlasting embrace… This company is plagued with men and women who have insulted Death, cheated Her, and left her abandoned… but you… You were granted the chance to be one of her chosen… and you spit in her face. Graham Baker, whether it is in this match, or if I have to follow you to the ends of the earth… I will drag you back to Her… and you will be punished for abandoning your post.”
 
He pauses, and lets out a sigh.
 
“I do not go into this battle because I swear fealty to any of my compatriots. For example, I do not care to live within the dreams of Allesandro Devestation, or to understand the delusions of Reginald Dampshaw III, and I believe that Remington is a lucky fool, who has something that I want. Nor am I going to raise my sword alongside them because I am a hired mercenary like Marce Rambeaux or Golden Gauntlet. I bend the knee for the Third Owner because I have my own reasons to coexist within the Tres Comas Club… and as far as The World’s Finest, I do not share any history with its original iteration, no I do not have any connection to Wrestleworld, despite it seemingly being a common string between so many in this match. It does not matter, though… as you all have come together to stand against the Tres Comas Club, and I cannot allow that to continue. And as such, if in order for me to attain what I desire to achieve… then it is in my best interest to see to it that all of you stay beneath our heels, that The World’s Finest is humbled… and as such that is what I will do.”

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Tyler Kulina
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 1:55 pm by Tyler Kulina
Kingdom Promo #1

“Two Steps from Heaven”



Ty felt like a new man. He may have lost the Outlaw Championship, but he left the arena with a renewed sense of self. Here he was, an OWA rookie spending time with the promotion’s heaviest hitters: Kenny Drake, Nate Cage, JD Damon, Jason Long, and Aria Freakin’ Jaxon. Along with The Kid, six pissed-off souls with a chip on their shoulders, ready to make KIngdom their bitch. Ty’s decision wasn’t made at the last second. Kenny Drake approached him with this idea several weeks ago, even as he was feuding with Wolvesden. Drake said he saw something in Ty that reminded Kenny of himself - a lone wolf ready to devour the world. He was asked to play to the game for a bit longer while he thought it through. Tyler wasn’t sure, at least not until he saw how Emmy played him during the Outlaw match. It was as if she wanted Sena to win. And then Cassie was hurt. Some blame him, and in a way, Ty does blame himself. But if Sena wasn’t so goddamn reckless, Cassie wouldn’t haven’t gotten hurt. The family he thought he had was a lie. Throw in the father who never came to see him - Jeff X - and saying yes was the easiest decision of his life. Now, here he was, surrounded by some of the best the business has to offer. Ty wished things could have gone down a different path, but his former friends were the ones who pushed things beyond repair. As for Jeff X, there was nothing stopping him from entering his life once he was released from prison. Well, that was enough self-loathing. Ty has a new family now. And now, he was just two steps from winning the Ascension to the Heavens briefcase. All he needed to do was beat an old face for the second time.

During fight week, The Tribunal gathered at Kenny’s penthouse hotel suite in downtown Denver. Ty was the last to arrive, but he was greeted with open arms. It was Aria who greeted him at the door with a hug and a “LA kiss” on both of his cheeks. Jason Long sat comfortably on the couch with his arms spread out. JD stood by the balcony nursing a drink, and Nate Cage sat on a stool near the mini bar, arms crossed. Kenny himself stood in the center of the room with a glass of whiskey raised.

Aria Jaxon: The Prince of Wolves is here! 

Aria raised her wine glasses and led Tyler over to Kenny who shook his hand.

Kenny Drake: Tyler! Welcome, welcome! 

Kenny hugged Ty and placed an arm around his shoulder.

Kenny Drake: Tribunal aternum!
 
Everyone: Tribunal aeternum!

Tyler Kulina: Hey, so how’s everyone doing?

JD Damon: We’re fine, kiddo. In fact, we were discussing you before you arrived.

‘Tyler Kulina: Uh…really?

Jason Long: First, it was whether or not we could trust you. We get why you’ve jumped ship. But we know each other more or less for many years. You? You’re new to this circle. We all have history, while you’re a newborn. Which to be fair, is fine. But you’re not going to get the same privileges as the rest of us. Not yet, at least.

Tyler stared at Aria who wrapped an arm around his shoulder.

Aria Jaxon: Sorry Ty, but I agree. You have to earn your chops if you want to roll with the squad.

All eyes fell on Kenny who nodded in agreement.

Kenny Drake: Your Ascension to the Heavens qualifier match. Your performance there will determine your length in the Tribunal. We have no room for weakness. 

Nate Cage: But we can always make room for promise, which is something JD and I brought up when we advocated for you. 

Tyler Kulina: I mean I just have to beat Jacob Striker again. That shouldn’t be hard.

Kenny Drake: Just because you performed well against Striker, doesn’t mean you’ll get a guaranteed victory. We all lost one to our rivals before. Even Little Miss Jaxon over there.

Kenny winks at Aria, who rolled her eyes. 

Aria Jaxon: Yes you beat me for a title, OoOoOo!

As Aria walks away Kenny leans in Ty’s ear and whispers.

Kenny Drake: That’s how you know the old ‘Ria’s back. She HATES losing. If she tells you otherwise, she’s bullshitting you. But she’s one of the best for a reason, kid. Attacking Sena after losing your Outlaw Championship? That’s what The Tribunal is looking for. Do not accept a loss of any kind. Make your enemies regret crossing paths with you. 

Tyler nodded, considering Kenny’s words. Cage overheard the last part and shrugged his shoulders.

Nate Cage: And if all else fails, just blow up their house.

Kenny Drake: Cage.

Nate Cage: What!?

Kenny shook his head and placed his large hands on Ty’s shoulders.

Kenny Drake: Get settled in. If anything, send a message to Jacob Striker.

Tyler nodded and took a look at his stablemates before leaving the penthouse. Nate Cage walked over to Kenny, his expression an inquisitive one. 

Nate Cage: You think he’ll win?

Kenny Drake: I think he feels like he doesn’t have a choice.


-------

“‘Sooner or later you’re bound to run into your foes for a second time.’ That’s what Jeff X’s former tag partner Steve taught me after a week’s worth of training. This business is a lot smaller than we think, with rosters even smaller. You’re bound to run into the same jerkoffs time and time again. It’s alright, though because just like Striker was a stepping stone to a defense, he’ll be one for me to reach the heavens. Listen, I get it. ‘Technically’ I didn’t beat him. JD and Cage came in there to put in the work, to soften him up for Kenny. And boy did Drake feast. And now it’s my turn to finish what I started and take care of the leftovers. I have no regrets for what I did to Sena and Emmy. I tried to be patient with them, I really did. But that bullshit she pulled? It exposed where her true allegiance lies. She was always treating Sena like some kind of special project, to ensure he could keep up with yours truly. But, let’s keep it real for a moment. Sena has and always will be collecting my sloppy seconds. Winning a title I’ve already won - with Emmy’s help of course - proves that. Meanwhile, I’m moving on to better things: Ascension to the Heavens. Right now my goal is to walk over Jacob Striker like a goddamn floor mat and make it to FD for a chance to climb that stairway to heaven.”

“Jacob, I don’t have anything against you personally. I’m sure you felt a certain way about me not helping you, but the Outlaw Championship could be lost at any time. I had to protect my investment, I’m sure a man in your position would do the same thing. In fact, the longer I spend time in OWA, the more I realize how selfish everyone is. Everyone wants to act like they’re the good guy, that they have everyone’s best interests in mind, but that’s the biggest load of bull I’ve ever heard. The wrestling business is about putting on a show for monetary gain. We’re all here for the glory and to put some cash in our pockets. I’ve already proven that I can throw hands with the best of them, so of course you put The Kid in an Ascension to the Heavens qualifying match! As for Jacob Striker? No offense to him, but his chance to be The Man in OWA came and went. Isn’t it time to move on and settle down with that hottie of yours, Jake? Leave the winning time to those who know how to get shit done. Playing superhero while fighting the former Wolvesden will get you nowhere, especially now that Wolvesden has evolved into The Tribunal! We’re composed of the baddest motherfuckers in this company, hell on this planet. Kenny Drake made me an offer I couldn’t refuse, one that would secure me with people I can trust, people that not only have been betrayed but have betrayed others themselves. My brothers and sister in the Tribunal know the lay of the land better than me and you can bet your ass I’m going to absorb every lesson, every piece of information to further my career.”

“If there’s anything I’ve learned, there’s only so much you can do on your own. With the way things are going these days, you need a squad to watch your back. Alliances are being formed across all three brands. I thought the Dojo Bros under Emmanuelle’s guidance would rise above, but know I know the truth: they’re stuck in their ways, trapped in their heads. Heh, Matsuda warned me about this. She called it the ‘puro curse’. She’d go on about how though Japanese wrestling has influenced the entire industry, no promotion can outdo any in the west because of the traditions they refuse to let go of. Taguchi Sena refuses to evolve and no offense Jake, but I see some of that outdated strong style bullshit has infected your brain. Which is funny, because you was trained by a woman who should’ve taught you how to rise above it. This is another reason why you’re too weak for the main event scene. You’re too impressionable, and not capable of forging your own path. But I get it - we White boys love that ‘top gaijin’. We love walking into other sub cultures and columbusing that shit. Well, the only shit I wanna columbus is the OWA main event scene. And earning a shot at that briefcase is my ticket to arrive there on the express lane.”

“I have to say, this rookie year has been an interesting one for me. Finding out Jeff X was my father is a trip, From the moment I laid eyes on the man, I had a feeling he was my pops. Some resemblances are too uncanny to not notice. But now the cat’s out the bag, but I focus on doing me like I have when I first came to OWA. I have no regrets about being in the Dojo Bros. I trained with Emmanuelle, got some tag experience, and took the Outlaw belt off Raivo’s dumb ass. Now I need to end this season on a good note, and Jake? You’re in the way of that, just like you’re in the way of your own career. You always get so close to the prize - you even had a shot at the title, but you fall short. That was the Dojo Bros bruh, but once I went solo that’s when the opportunities started coming in. If anything, I’m upset at myself for not leaving the dojo sooner! And now, Cassie’s hurt and Sena’s gonna get his ass kicked by the OG Outlaw Queen. As for you Striker, I’m going to have to remind you of your limitations. You have this knack for flying too close to the sun. But hey, I get it. After I trained with Matsuda-sensei I thought I could beat anybody. She tends to have that affect on the people she trains. And hey, in a way we’re family. I’m dating her cousin and you’re engaged to her mentor’s daughter. Once I beat you and  punch my ticket to FD, maybe, just maybe we double date with our ladies when the season’s over. But for now? I’m gonna have to establish dominance over you and prove that I was going to win our Outlaw Championship match anyway. And if you can’t separate the business from personal then that’s on you, cowboy.”

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Noah Krieger
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 1:01 pm by Noah Krieger
OWA Promos - Page 13 Ox1dOmn

KINGDOM— PROMO #2| ONE SHOT.


Let’s dial it back for a moment, shall we? Overconfidence is usually found in the individuals who need it to make up for a lack of something else, and for you — it’s time.

From my own experience, you’ve lived in a fantasy for years, not  realizing where you stand in this company, within this industry, but I’ll tell you one thing, it isn’t in the spotlight. You might’ve been beneath it some time ago, but because of your lack of care to make any kind of  change, it’s passed by you without a second thought, and now you’re desperately trying to make this a reality , but it’s not that simple. Y’see, I don’t know how this place once operated, nor how you believe it is currently, but you’re not going to walk into MY company, the place that I vow to protect every day, and threaten to take it over — and get away with it. It’s about time you realize who you’re dealing with, I’m not like anyone else you’ve dealt with before, I’m not like any other competitor.

I’m…Noah fuckin’ Krieger.

So if there’s one thing for certain, it’s that I’m going to call you out on your obvious lies to these people, you’re not generous in the slightest, you’re not allowing anyone to stand in your spotlight, because there isn’t one for you to claim. It’s quite amusing that you feel entitled enough to pretend this is your brand to represent, that these are your matches to fight for, none of it belongs to you, and do you know why this is? I’ve seen this story play out on numerous occasions, you’ll demand respect from all who follow your journey, you’ll promise that victory is the only possible outcome, and then failure will follow. However, instead of continuing to fight, to prove that these defeats won’t define you, you’d rather walk away and wait for the next opportunity that comes around the corner, but not this time. You’ve made it your mission to return to where we once left off, and you’re correct, the mere sight of you aggravates me to my very core, but that’s why all of this is worth it.

I’ve never been thought of as a coward, no matter how I’m feeling at the moment, there’s never been a chance that I’d walk away from a battle, and there’s not a chance to begin now. If you believe that you’re going to kick my ass, that it’s going to be the worst beating that we’ve seen in our lifetime, then I want you to test yourself, give it your best shot, but that’s all I’ll give you… ONE SHOT.  Y’know, I can be a generous man as well, but don’t be an ignorant fool, and pretend that this is only about the two of us, The Tribunal started this, they kick-started this war, and there’s no doubt in my mind that they’ll be lurking, for the perfect moment to strike this weekend, but if they somehow aren’t, you better be prepared to make that one shot matter, because you won’t be given another one, not with me.

You want to talk about accomplishing the impossible… let’s speak on it.

I entered this company with no guarantee that I’d remain here longer than a few months. Many only saw me as a Chicago-born sellout, who only saw this as an opportunity to stay out of his bad situation with a steady paycheck, but how I’ve proved them wrong, huh? In only a single year, I’ve solidified myself as not only a tournament winner, but a champion as well, and that didn’t come without threats in my career, without wars of my own, and most of all, tragedies that almost seemed impossible to come back from. It’s become clear that the more that you choose to open your mouth, the more you decide to not change, as you know for a FACT that I lost my best friend, and while I didn’t see it happen before my very eyes, it changed my entire life. But let me ask you something, did you have people using him as a chance to take advantage of you, to crawl underneath your skin? I didn’t think so.

You’ve done just that before, you tried to ruin my life, and almost blew my knee out in the process, do you understand that? My career was in jeopardy once before because of your inability to keep your mouth shut, and now here you go again, pretending to understand what this company needs, you don’t have a clue. After everything, you still believe that there’s countless others who would surpass me in this position, but here’s the thing, I don’t care about anyone else, only you, because whether you believe it or not, you’re defeatable. You’re not standing on this brand’s food chain, and in reality, you’re barely surviving, you need The Tribunal to keep you on the surface, it isn’t your duty to be prepared for anyone else, only me. Nobody else is consistently backed into the corner like I’ve been, and there sure as hell isn’t anyone that can say they’ve made it out of these corners, and succeeded in spite of these setbacks as many times as I have. But that’s because I was born to do this, this sport is my life, so if this match is out of anyone’s league, it’s you, JD.

You want to know why the prestige in this championship has been lifted since I’ve obtained it? It’s real simple actually, it’s because I’m showcasing what truly matters, it isn’t about the spotlight, it’s not about where it can take me in the future, it’s only about professional wrestling. So many seem to not be able to understand this, the prestige and honor come from the dedication that the champion is able to show from their hard work and sacrifice, but instead you only see it as YOUR POSSESSION — when it’s anything but that. I don’t believe for a single second that you’d defend this championship with any sort of pride and honor, because none lives inside of you, and you’ve proven this countless times. You don’t deserve to hold this belt once again, and as a defending champion, I was willing to accept this challenge, for one reason, and that’s to send you to the back of the line.

I’m not delusional in the slightest, I obviously understand that assistance isn’t the end of the world when your back is up against the wall, but that’s not what The Tribunal represents. You’re not just trying to solely find success, you’re actively attempting to tear others down at the same time, to ruin careers, even end them if you deem fit, and that’s the issue. All of you think alike because there’s no difference between any of you, you’re all evil in your own right, and you won’t stop until there’s a reason for you to – but I’m not giving you one. Listen to me very carefully, this cult that you’re a part of, they tried to destroy Arthur’s career, they stole OUR chance to avenge this, and now you’re collectively coming after what I’ve tried so hard to keep ahold of, so you can’t blame me for having a problem with all of you. We aren’t the delusional ones, we’re simply just the ones, the only people who’ll stick up for the place that we love, if that makes us delusional, then so be it.

Continue bringing up the past, it won’t change who you’ve sided with right now.

My emotions might’ve gotten the better of me, my thoughts might’ve been exaggerated from my frustrations with having to deal with you once more, but that doesn’t change what kind of path you’re heading down, and it’s not a pleasant one. If you don’t believe that there’s some form of insecurity that has begun building up for you to align with these scumbags, then you might be the batshit crazy one, don’t you think? I’ve always stuck with the people that shared the same beliefs with me, that being that professional wrestling is all that matters, becoming the best in this profession is what we all strive for, but if we have to change our morals along the way to justify it, then what’s the point? Y’see, you’ve aligned with men who don’t give a damn about the point in question, and will do anything possible to become the best, which is why I don’t see you as any different, no matter your past, you’re no different.  

You aren’t in my head because you forced your way in, but rather because I allowed you to be.

I’ve been patiently waiting for this moment, expecting you to continue to disrespect me as if we hadn’t skipped a beat, and now that you haven there’s no reason to hold back. You’re correct on one thing though, all I have thought about is you, and that’s because I knew you’d come back for me one day, and now that day has come — it’s my turn for revenge. You could’ve ended my career all those months ago, but instead I’m standing here with a championship over my waist, and a chip on my shoulder, completely prepared to send you packing, and if you’re only one of many to come after MY BELT, then so be it. Even then, you can claim to still be you without this championship, but that isn’t true, now is it? You wouldn’t be here if that had any relevance, and while you could take your final bow, that wouldn’t make me happy, actually, you don’t deserve to go out like that. All that you’ve put me through, and the damage you’ve continued to cause, I want to be the one that FORCES you to retire, you shouldn’t be given a choice, and I’m not going to give you one.

Talent no longer matters when you’ve traded it in to be The Tribunal’s meal ticket.

I’ve seen the talent that you possess before, it’s undeniable, but while I’ve used my own, to show that a kid from Chicago can become SOMEBODY, you’re now using it to ensure that The Tribunal stands on top of the mountain, no matter how they got there. And in this case, it’s by your own sacrifices, so your ability to change the landscape of this industry no longer matters, because it’s not for good, and that’s what you seem to not realize. You’re following a pack, you’re only a piece on the board, so now when people look back on the impact you made on the industry, they’ll only remember this moment, and how you tried to bring it down for your own self-gain. And at the end of the day, that makes you just like everyone else, using your past accomplishments to assist you in a path that only helps you out in the long run, you’re no different. And if I’m the only one who sees this to be the truth, who wants this sport to thrive, then so be it, I’ll bring you down myself.

It isn’t experience that I’m using this match for, it’ll be a warning to the rest of The Tribunal, that you can claim to be the best in this company, that the only outcome of any match they’re in is a victory for them, but I’ll be the exception. I’ll admit you got the best of Arthur & I a couple of weeks ago, but I’m still breathing, I’m still alive to defend this championship, and no matter what it takes, I’m walking away with it still around my waist. Feel free to carve out your legacy, but you aren’t going to do it by tarnishing mine.

So to answer your question, what the fuck am I doing? I’m showing you that when it comes down to it, between the two of us, I’m the superior wrestler, and the rightful champion.

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KEKOA
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 11th 2023, 1:25 am by KEKOA
I don’t think I speak enough on just how generous I really am. I don’t have to be this way. I don’t have to allow people to stand in MY spotlight just for the sake of disrespecting me, yet I do it anyway. I don’t have to allow matches to happen with people who have no respect whatsoever for me… people who are only looking to further their own careers, yet here we are. I do it anyway. I don’t even have to entertain someone like you, Noah Krieger. I have much better things to do with my life. I have much better ways to spend my time, but yet… here I am. That’s just who I am, I guess. I’m someone that shows this God forsaken industry a sense of kindness you might not even deserve, and despite all of this… you’re frustrated. You’re annoyed. My mere existence alone is enough to make you absolutely furious, and you know what, Noah? Since I am so generous… I’ll do you and the asshole fans ANOTHER favor. I’ll give everyone - including you, Noah - what they want. I will stoop down to your level. I’ll look at this as the bare minimum, stripped of all additional context. I’ll look at this… for what it really is.
 
THE ASS KICKING OF THE CENTURY!
 
Not the deciding factor in your war against me and the rest of THE TRIBUNAL, but a good old fashioned “J.D. Damon shoving your teeth down your goddamn throat” battle. “The Ultimate Disharmony” himself… The Tribunal GOD… versus Catch Hound’s BITCH, Noah Krieger, in a match that very well should be the main event of this week’s Kingdom.
 
Now… let’s just go over some facts real quick, okay?
 
One… I have a history of doing the impossible and defeating the biggest threats this industry has to offer. Have you beaten Arata Asakura before? Have you gone to literal WAR with an interdimensional being like Abholos? Have you watched your best friend - YOUR BROTHER - die right in front of you? No. Not you haven’t. Noah, the only thing that you have going for is that championship belt that is around your waist. I wouldn’t call being associated with Catch Hound an accolade, but more on that later.
 
Two… I am one of the Alphas currently standing at the very top of the Kingdom food chain, meaning that it is quite literally my job - MY DUTY - to be prepared for Alphas that consistently compete at a far greater level than you ever have.
 
Three… in my nearly two decades in this industry, I have defeated names far more experienced than myself, simply because none of those names have EVER seen a WRESTLING GOD like J.D. fucking Damon. Many of those names have also experienced the toughest form of competition possible, completely unlike whatever you have experienced prior to joining this company.
 
Four… despite your great desire to take me down, to take me out, to leave me broken and batter, or leave me for dead… this match will ultimately come down to the MAN capable of doing more. If you can defeat J.D. Damon… you win. If I can defeat Noah Krieger… you win. Plain and simple.
 
Five… YOU CAN’T DEFEAT ME!
 
I hope you took notes, Noah, because I don’t intend to repeat any of that. Now… with all that said… how do you win?!
 
Seriously… go ahead. Explain. I don’t need to hear your strategy and all that heading into this match, but I am interested in learning how someone so unremarkable in every single way plans to defeat the motherfucking TRIBUNAL GOD. How are you going to win this match when you’re back into a corner against a goddamn WOLF, Noah?! This match… is literally out of your league. You have bitten off more than you can chew with agreeing to this match, and honestly… there’s a small part of me that actually feels bad for you. You claim that the Spartan Championship has been tarnished by people such as Jason Long and Chad Ecclestone… but you forgot to mention YOURSELF when talking about tarnishing championships. Please enlighten me, Noah, just how much prestige and honor you have brought to the Spartan Championship since winning it. Please tell me how you have managed to single handedly brought the Spartan Championship to new and exciting heights. PLEASE TELL ME, NOAH! Because I am dying to know. You have done NOTHING but carry that title - MY TITLE - around as your little accessory. You have done absolutely NOTHING except hold that title hostage for the past one-hundred and twenty-four days since beating Chad Ecclestone for it. We all need someone who can be a fighting champion. We all need someone who isn’t scared to defend the title against all comers. We all need someone to carry that championship belt around with PRIDE and HONOR. We all need someone like… ME… as the Spartan Champion once again.
 
You know… you sound like a complete and utter idiot with everything that you said, Noah. You are absolutely delusional, at best. You made claims that I can’t fight my own battles. Please enlighten me, Noah. How do I not fight my own battles? Because the last time I checked… I fight every single battle that I have ever been in on my own. Now… whether or not someone wants to come out during my match and do a little bit of this… or a little bit of that… that’s something that I can’t help, Noah. Do you have a problem with me surrounding myself with like minded people? Do you have an issue with me and the rest of The Tribunal? Because I could easily say the exact same thing about you, Noah. You surround yourself with people who are just as delusional as you.
 
I don’t know, man. All of your little claims against me are slowly starting to deteriorate right in front of you, so maybe - JUST MAYBE - you don’t have anything and you are just holding onto whatever hope you have left with keeping the Spartan Championship in your possession. Or maybe… you are BAT SHIT CRAZY and you can’t notice just how often you are being forced to admit that I’m completely right with every single thing that I say, despite all of your beliefs about me. Either way, the very foundation of your arguments against me will crumble the second that you are defeated Sunday night, and when that happens… I hope you understand that you will not be anywhere near the toughest challenge that I have faced in my lengthy career.
 
In fact… I may even be able to make thirty different Alphas, who have done better in this position that yourself, yet in spite of all that… I know exactly where this is going. Your mindset doesn’t suddenly change once you’re defeated. Instead, you will desperately cling on to idiotic beliefs… the very same beliefs proven to be a lie, and you will continue chasing after something that simply can’t exist as long as I am around.
 
You know… I absolutely LOVE the fact that I have been living in your head rent free for the past few months. Ever since that night that I spat directly in your face… all that you have been able to think about is me. I FUCKING LOVE IT, NOAH!
 
I truly do.
 
You want to talk about blood, sweat, and tears, Noah? Do you have any idea what in the hell I have gone through to get to where I am today? No. No, you have no clue at all. I have gone to hell and back more times than I can count. I have faced literal fucking monsters. So before you open your suck hole talking about how I can’t seem to do anything on my own… do me and especially yourself a huge favor… DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH
 
With or without the Spartan Championship that you have held hostage… I am still J.D. Damon. With or without OWA… I am still J.D. Damon. If I really wanted to, what would stop me from retiring. I’m sure you would like that, wouldn’t you, Noah? You would enjoy me retiring… taking my final bow and never showing my face around here again. If I had no interest in the future of this business, I could simply walk away at any moment and the world would never forget my name. The world would never forget who I am. The world will keep waiting for the day that I return… and this company, this industry, would be left with a void, because while all of the people in attendance patiently wait for me to return, this company would have to keep putting up with mediocrity. You could make this argument with the rest of the members of The Tribunal. The argument that they NEED to be here. Or you could even bring up the argument that the championship makes a champion rather than the other way around or however it goes, but I have never made a title and it definitely has never made me. What makes me who I am… is the power that existed FAR before I ever got my dirty little hands on the Spartan Championship for the first time back in October of 2020. What makes me who I am is talent - RAW TALENT - that cannot be matched by anyone in this business. What makes me who I am is my ability to change this industry and proceed to take out whoever opposes them. I have changed this industry more times than you can even imagine, Noah.
 
Let me take you way back to the year 2016. The year that the plan for Wolvesden was unleashed on the entire wrestling world. A year that will forever go down in history. A year that Kenny Drake and I completely turned the wrestling world upside down, and it has never been the same since. Fast forward to two weeks ago. It happened yet again. Instead of a couple of serial killer wolves bringing chaos and blood shed to this industry, this time we brought you a collection of the GREATEST wrestlers to ever step foot in an OWA ring. But don’t get it twisted, Noah. We may be running the show under a different name, but we are still blood thirsty wolves.
 
You claim that I am just like everyone else. Yet another claim that is found to be untrue by my fact checkers. I am nothing like everyone else. And I have always taken great pride because of that. I have never followed the pack. I have always done whatever the fuck I have wanted to do, simply because I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks about me. I am unlike EVERYONE you have ever seen, and I will make sure to prove that to you this Sunday night. I am a wrestler - a specimen - unlike any other, while you’re a wrestler exactly like the rest. You remind me of a create-a-wrestler on those video games that the kids love to play. And while I have already made history time and time again, you will only ever be as unremarkable as you are today. That is your legacy, Noah. Being like every single person that I have encountered in the past twenty years.
 
I hope you’re happy, Noah. Out of the kindness of my heart, I made the message as clear as I possibly could, all without reminding you of who I truly am.
 
Go ahead, take notes.
 
I hope you use this match as a much-needed learning experience, Noah. Watch what a real wrestler does, because you won’t win this fight. There’s no way in hell. You never will, because even in a world without J.D. Damon the God… you are still inferior to J.D. Damon the wrestler.
 
I'm carving out my legacy, Noah, at your expense. What in the fuck are you doing?!

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DampshawIIIఒ
Re: OWA Promos
Post August 10th 2023, 11:07 pm by DampshawIIIఒ
In the dim, flickering torchlight of the bowels of his Dampshaw estate, Reginald Dampshaw III emerges from the shadows. His voice, a haunting melody, pierces the eerie silence as he gazes into the camera, his eyes alight with an unsettling fervour.


“So…” Reginald says, his voice crackling like the fire in the torches behind him. “It has come to this…”


His fingers trace the lines of the OWA Icarus Championship, its gleaming surface reflecting the wavering torchlight, casting haunting shadows across his face.


“A ragtag group of miscreants think they can lead a rebellion against the greatest force Olympus has ever seen. They think they can take everything from us? I’m here to tell each and every member of The World’s Finest that that isn’t going to happen.” 


Reginald's eyes gleam with a mixture of intensity and deranged determination as he continues to speak.


“Now, some of us in the Tres Comas Club may not seem like we have a lot in common but we have one collective goal, and that is power. Power by dominance and submission. Does anyone really think Worlds Finest can defeat us? Does anyone  really think they can come into our house and leave unscathed? My house isn’t one that you just enter. This is a house with no doors. This is a house with no bell, nobody calls. I sometimes find it hard to tell if any are alive at all outside.”


Reginald's fingers clench around the championship, his gaze fixated and unwavering.


“But still they come.” Reginald says with a hint of disgust in his voice. “Look at them, the seven of them. Like rats scurrying in the loft, they spread their disease to the people and call it hope.”


His voice takes on a darker edge, like a venomous serpent's hiss.


"Let them crawl through the shadows, let them rally the masses with their empty promises. They may rally the weak, but the Tres Comas Club stands resolute, unwavering in our pursuit of complete domination."
“I am your OWA Icarus Champion.” Reginald says, smugly. He raises the championship high, its gleam intensified by the wavering torchlight, as if it's a beacon of his supremacy. “And in less than 2 weeks, I will have held this championship longer than anyone since it’s been rebranded as such. And I’m not going to give up this championship in an elimination match. A match where someone could take this away from me, not even one on one. No, I’ve made it clear that this is far too important to me.”
Reginald's eerie connection with the championship continues as he places his ear against its gleaming surface, as if seeking to hear the secrets it holds. As he listens, his lips curl into a half-smile, a perverse delight emanating from his core, as if the championship itself whispers dark secrets to him.
The sound of his breath and the crackling of the torches are all that’s heard in that very short but haunting moment. As he slowly lifts his head from the championship, a sinister grin spreads across his face.
“Yes…yes you’re absolutely right…” Reginald says, still looking at the championship. “There are members of World’s Finest that I’ve stepped in the ring with and have been defeated by. Emanuelle has always gotten the better of me. Graham Baker has defeated me as part of The Corsairs. Tatsuo got that fluke victory over me once. But then there’s Nobi…Nobi…”
Reginald scrunches his face in disgust. In his utterance of the name, one can sense a deep-seated animosity towards Nobi.
“I told you a long long time ago that we will do this dance forever, Nobi.” Reginald says, as the torches behind him cast shifting shadows. “I am the disease that stays in your body for your entire existence. An infection that festers, a darkness that lingers. From the moment you allowed Hans Olsen to stab you in the back at Boiling Point 4 years ago and took the Artemis and Apollo trophies away from The New Dawn, I contaminated you.”
Reginald's laughter erupts in response to his own words, a disturbing and self-amused sound that reverberates through the dimly lit chamber.


"Do you remember that? I do. I’ll never forget it. You were a loser then and you’re a loser now, Immortal Heavyweight Championship reign or not. Whether it was OWA, Wrestleworld, or SSW, I've always had your number." 


Reginald's voice takes on a taunting quality, as if he's relishing the memories of his victories.


“You don’t have the power to escape me, Nobi. I’m going to make sure you leave Olympus with absolutely nothing, because that’s what you’ve always deserved.” 


Reginald's words carry a vindictive satisfaction as he begins walking. As Reginald starts to walk, his form emerges from the shadows, each step deliberate and calculated. The torches behind him cast an elongated trail of light and shadow, creating a haunting visual as he moves forward. His gait is purposeful, his demeanour radiating an unsettling confidence.


"But then there's Cloud Matsuda." his tone takes a darker turn, a hint of apprehension creeping into his words. The torchlight dances across his face, casting an almost haunting image of uncertainty. “A Hall of Famer. She’s done it all. Stephanie, you truly are one of the greats. You could have had a wonderful retirement, but you made a grievous error when you tried to undermine the authority of Wraith, Kevin Devastation, Jaywalker and the Tres Comas Club. It’s your fault you’re no longer American Dream Champion. It’s your fault your partner Monica was put in the position she was put in at Clash of The Titans. The Tres Comas Club didn’t want to do that, believe me, but you left us no choice.”


As he speaks, Reginald's walk continues, his steps measured.


“But in that moment, you understood what it could have been like to lose everything. You saw the love of your life almost taken from you and I’m sure there’s nothing more important in this world to you than Monica, but something tells me the feeling of utter defeat at the hands of the Tres Comas Club is going to feel worse.”


Reginald's walk continues, his form slowly moving through the dimly lit space.


“I mean…look at you all and look at us. Yes, World’s Finest has a mix of experience in Cloud, Nobi and Baker, the power, grit and speed of Tatsuo and Ryo and…whatever the hell Brody brings." His words carry a hint of amusement, a touch of disdain as he regards their wildcard. “But then look at us. Look at Marce Rambeaux and Golden Gauntlet. Two men chiselled from granite, the very vision of hulking gods. Who in World’s Finest can overpower them? Not a single one of you. Look at the intelligence of Poet and Rafael Barrera. They both have their own unique brand of cunning and craftiness. The sheer elegant determination of Alessandro Devastation. No one works harder or better than that man. And then our exalted Immortal Heavyweight Champion..”


Reginald’s voice takes on a triumphant quality, a hint of reverence as he speaks of their leader. 


"Remington Ivory Prescott is truly one of the greatest men I've ever met." Reginald's words carry a deep sense of admiration, his steps continuing with purpose as he navigates through the dimly lit space. "His wisdom, his vision, his unwavering dedication," his voice carries a note of awe.


"In a world of uncertainty, he is our beacon of strength." his tone takes on a near-poetic quality, as if he's describing a guiding light. "His legacy is etched in the annals of Olympus. He is not just a champion, but a symbol of everything that is right and good in this business. If I didn’t hold the Icarus Championship, then he’d be the greatest champion in OWA.”


A smirk tugs at the corner of Reginald's lips, a sly and self-satisfied expression that contrasts with the seriousness of his earlier words.


“This is the final battle, ladies and gentlemen. The culmination of all these months of wars we’ve raged on each other. We hold all of the power on Olympus. We hold all of the championships, and there isn’t a single one of you that is going to take anything from us. Think about it. Really, truly think about it. How are any of you possibly going to battle the power that is the Tres Comas Club? You have an army, yes, and a great impressive army at that. But what is an army to a conglomerate? We could buy your weapons, your infantry all of it, and leave you naked and alone on the battlefield. You have nothing and that is going to stay that way. We leave with all…and you leave…with nothing.”


Reginald’s voice takes on a triumphant quality, a note of finality as he delivers his ultimatum. Reginald's form remains resolute, his stance unwavering as he stands amidst the torchlit chamber.

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Felix Hartley
you don't love me // Odyssey i
Post August 10th 2023, 10:39 pm by Felix Hartley
OWA Promos - Page 13 Felixnew

MAY 24, 2023 - DURING ODYSSEY XCI

Deep in the ripples of her traumatized brain lies a memory.

It wasn’t her most recent loss to Diantha Rosso at OWA 5 - the one that she had just spent the better part of her afternoon talking to Lexi about.

As she sits atop the tombstone, hugging her knees to her chest, she tries her best to push it out of her mind, but it’s pulverizing her thoughts.

The Kingdom Pro women’s locker room four years ago.

Felix was a different woman, then. She was coming off of an iconic New Breed Championship run, nearly undefeated in her career, and she felt that she had nothing left to learn from her mentor who had been fighting for her own legacy alongside her. She remembered coming out of the shower after fooling around with the newly hired security detail, but she froze when she felt another presence in the room. When she peered around the corner, she saw the woman responsible for planting drugs in Lexi’s bag. Her intentions were clear: she was facing Lexi soon and she needed to make sure the 20+ year veteran was incapacitated. She knew that Lexi’s contract in Kingdom Pro included a sobriety clause, and before Lexi could even be hired, she needed to complete a 6-month rehab program. She was clean. She was finally getting back to being the revered killing machine she had been since 2005.

And Rebecca Filth couldn’t stand it.

Felix watched as Lexi once again succumbed to the only weakness she had. The drug that drove her to her eventual murder. She watched as Rebecca Filth used a wrench during their match to maim her, claiming that she was the one who ended her career. After she weakened her with drugs, and used a wrench. The same wrench she carried with her today. The same wrench she waved in front of Felix’s face countless times, taunting her like she didn’t even fucking care how Felix felt.

Taking credit for things she couldn’t do alone. The Rebecca Filth way.

Felix swallowed the lump in her throat as she watched Rebecca dominate Kingdom Pro, never crossing paths with her. She hadn’t yet discovered her true purpose in wrestling, despite forming The Empire with renowned champions like Remi Skyfire and Tyler Wolfe. She watched it happen and said nothing. It wasn’t until shortly after that when Lexi died that she realized the giant, gaping hole her mentor’s death left in her heart. Thotyssey was a sisterhood, but it was nothing like the bond she and Lexi shared. Nothing ever would be.

Felix was shaking as she recalled the day she was called to identify Lexi’s body. Her pale skin almost the colour of her white-blonde dreads, only with a bluish hue this time. Never again would she have to fight. For anything. She wasn’t sure if that was peaceful or not.

She was shaken back to the present as she watched Jeff X roll up on his motorcycle. He had been the only one who attempted to find her, and not just rack up missed call notifications and lifeless text messages. She had disappeared from Odyssey after her loss to Diantha, and she was seriously contemplating her future in OWA. But seeing him struck a chord in her rapidly-blackening heart.

She reaches out and touches the tombstone gently.

Goodbye old friend,” She said.

She cautiously looks over her shoulder, taking note of the cameras surrounding her. She leans in as if she was about to kiss the tombstone goodbye only to whisper…

I vow to take from her what she took from us.

It was at this point she turned to Jeff, wiping the evil smile off of her face as she quickly reverts back to her teary puppy-dog eyes. She eagerly took his helmet and jumped on the back of his bike, ready to take the first of many of Rebecca’s moments away from her.


OWA Promos - Page 13 Farrah-moan-you-dont-love-me


I’ve waited for this moment longer than you know, Bex.

It was a slow, slow burn. It took planning. It took commitment. It took sacrificing my OWN legacy sometimes because of what you wanted. Almost two years of holding myself back, just to taste the beauty of this moment. To watch - no, to BE - the person who got to rip your fucking heart out.

I bet you’re dying to know why I did it. Well, take a fucking guess. Until I came to OWA, your claim to fame was the Openweight Championship. You did that all on your own. An accolade everybody here knows isn’t that tough to win - and I know it, too, because I held it myself. You and I held that belt for more than A YEAR combined. You had ONE more defense, but I held it longer. You couldn’t call yourself the longest reigning anymore. And it burned you.

But you couldn’t ever acknowledge that. You couldn’t ever congratulate me. You could cry as long as you wanted to on camera during Civil War about our ‘sisterhood’, but when it came time to face me at Hardcore Havoc, you couldn’t help but spit on my accomplishments. You put me down every chance you got. You minimized everything I’d fucking done; you saw me hot on your heels, and you shoved a fire extinguisher so far up your ass in case I ever came up too close behind you.

I know it’s why you ReLiNqUiShEd tHe BeLt - in the back of your mind, you knew the only person on this roster who could take it off of you was me. And you knew I’d be the next in line because you knew I would crush every single opponent in front of me. You were smart.

Then you got your main event at Final Destination. You built your whole career on that win. On unifying those titles and beating Alyssa Grace.

Who secured that win for you?

Who was the person that made absolutely fucking sure you walked out of Final Destination as the World Champion?

It was me. And not once did I ever get A FUCKING THANK YOU. Not once did you ever admit you owed your ENTIRE CAREER for the last YEAR, to ME. We both won championships at Final Destination, but you wouldn’t dare acknowledge MY success. The night ⅔ of Thotyssey was formed, I won my match BY MYSELF - and THEN I won yours, too.

I was the one who made sure we both walked out with gold. I was the one who SPEARHEADED Thotyssey. And then there you were, calling yourself the ‘leader’. Week in and week out, you really fucking thought you led shit. You really fucking thought you ‘pulled me up’ with you. No. What you did was insure your career. What you did was take the women you knew were immediate threats to your fragile legacy and wear them as protection under the guise of SiStErHoOd.

Look what happened at Boiling Point. The second Angelina actually tried to win the World Title for herself, you fucking fumbled. You bullied her into thinking she had to LAY DOWN for you. You gaslit her into believing that sisterhood was more important than gold ever was, because you knew that Banshee was too powerful if you didn’t have HELP. And you were absolutely fucking right, because she took that Championship from you and you have NEVER been able to win it back. The second you didn’t have the help you needed, your nemesis took ‘your’ title from you.

I don’t need to tell you who was the one out of the two of us who was capable of winning it back. But in the event you need a fucking reminder, it wasn’t you. It was me. I pinned your fucking shoulders to the goddamned mat. Fair and square. You ran your mouth about how the only reason you’d never beaten me was because we’d never been in the ring together.

Well, we were that night. And you fucking lost. You can poindexter your way around the semantics all you want, about how you LaStEd LoNgEr, or that you made a ‘calculated error’, or however you need to spin it…but that doesn’t win the fucking belt. Only winning wins the belt.

You hugged me. You congratulated me. But don’t you dare fucking think I didn’t know you were overwhelmed with joy that it wasn’t your moment that was stolen from you when Diantha and For the Minorities proudly came down to beat my ass into the ground and take MY Championship. Because it WAS mine. It stopped being ‘yours’ after you lost it. Just like it stopped being ‘your’ show when I stepped into it.

Everything was supposed to be OURS. Because it was Thotyssey versus fucking everyone. Then it became Thotline versus everyone. For days we laughed together, cried together, sobbed, loved, screamed, celebrated…

But that was only after you waited until I was nearly fucking dead on a hospital bed to capitalize on my absence and go after Diantha yourself. You were so desperate that you fucked Scott Oasis just for the opportunity to FUCK ME INSTEAD.

FUCK your sisterhood. Fuck YOU. You never loved me, you self-centered cunt.

You couldn’t even come into the room to look at me. You couldn’t be vulnerable. You clutched your little necklace and you walked away as Angelina stood next to me and held my hand. Full of fucking guilt that you were too late - on MANY occasions - to save me, regardless how many times I’d rushed to ringside to save your fucking career. To SERVE you almost every win you’ve ever gotten on a platter up until your most recent one over a has-been house-wife who got that lil itch again. You always waited until it was too late. You were too late at Hardcore Havoc, you were too late when DT, Raivo and Diantha cost me the Sparks Championship, and you were too late at OWA 5.

I lost so much because of you, when you got everything because of me.

OWA 5 may have broken me, but it was also the night that I realized I was fucking done being paid for one career when I’ve been fighting in the background for two. The weight of carrying Thotyssey through hell and high water became unbearable. Being the glue that held all of us together when Angelina betrayed you at Boiling Point. Being the glue that held all of us together when our championships were on the line. Being the step stool on all fours that held you up as high as you were this last year. You couldn’t have reached those heights without me underneath you. You’ll never admit that I was the backbone of your career, but I feel the weight of it. Everybody else can see it. And everybody has been telling me all this time that without you, I’d be so much more. They’re right. They’ve always been right. But I’ve always bit my tongue. Stayed loyal to you.

If only you loved me as much as you said you did. If only you weren’t a lying, two-faced, fake little bitch that only cares about her own career. If only you didn’t haphazardly extend a hand when you watched Diantha rip me from the fucking apron at the Clash.

Where I would have been the TRUE iron woman. The first entrant. Where I would have inevitably gone on to win this year’s Clash of the Titans. Where I would have, ONCE AGAIN, defeated you to prove that the FOUNDATION of Thotyssey - of ODYSSEY - has been FELIX HARTLEY. The moment I ORIGINALLY planned to tear you apart with no remorse, because I would have been undeniable. No calculated errors. No interruptions. No more excuses. No statistics. No semantics.

I have giveth, and now, I will taketh away.

And you know that I’m the only one who can.

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