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Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 9:14 pm by Emmanuelle
When I came to OWA…I tried to be nice. I tried to help Sena get his career off the ground. I avenged my mentor’s name. I have tried to be helpful and courteous to people. Do I have a bit of an ego? 


Sure. 


But those of you who KNOW me and have been around me and have had the privilege and pleasure of facing me know that ego is pretty well earned. 


I realized something during that war some of us had over that American Dream Championship: that I belong in the ring with anyone walking around in this company or any other company. Why do I say that? Because it took three Hall of Famers, a splintered-off piece of wood STABBED INTO MY ARM, a two-dollar talent who thinks he’s worth two million dollars, and every last bit of fuckery he could muster up to and including his own dad and Stephanie Matsuda’s wife to keep the title on his shoulders…for now. 


My ego is bruised. My body still hurts. I’m amazed that I don’t have thumbtacks still in my mouth. But I’m here…and since my ego has to suffer and MY body has to suffer, that means all of you fucks are going to suffer just as much if not more. 


To put this as bluntly and as respectfully as possible: the kid gloves are coming off at the Clash, and a lot of you are going to realize how you’ve been swimming in the kiddie pool and not with someone up to my level. 


It’s really funny. A lot of you grown men have been puffing your chests out while I’ve been quiet and recovering from the match I had at Final Destination. You all have been talking about how great you are and how you’re going to win the Clash of the Titans. Yeah, that’s nice. That’s wonderful of you all to dream. Now it’s time for you to wake up. 


Honestly, I don’t care much for Saudi Arabia. I don’t say that as a gung-ho Capitalist or some Christian radical or liberal dickhead. I just never have been a fan of a place where I can see people decapitated in public on a given day. And I don’t like morality police, being told who to fuck and what to wear. Respecting culture is one thing, but I’m NOT going to be anything but Emmanuelle regardless of the tour stop. Another thing, since I’m in a ranting mood, I hate battle royals. I don’t care about the prestige of winning one, or even the potential prize. While it requires some strength, some luck and stamina…what does it require skill wise? “OH MAH GAWD! HE THREW THAT PERSON OVER THE TOP ROPE! WHAT INCREDIBLE WRESTLING PROWESS!” Now, that may sound like something ridiculous coming from a student of a man who made one of his biggest moments winning a match like the Clash, the Grand Rampage, and securing a world title, but this doesn’t prove anything to me. Also, what good is a shot at the Immortal Heavyweight Championship gonna do me if RIP gets slaughtered by Darkane? Would I take the shot anyway? Of course…but that’s not the point. This only really interests me if that scarf-wearing cocksucker is on the other side. I’m all for a good scrap with the grungy one, but I have too much on my plate to be concerned with him.


So….why are you in the Clash? I’m sure that’s the question that a lot of you are asking yourselves at home or on your little devices. She doesn’t want the title shot, she’d rather be anywhere but Saudi Arabia, and she hates the fucking match. What’s the point of this shit? 


Well, there are two: One…..I’m EXTREMELY pissed off right now and need something to vent my frustration out with…and two…I’m going to make sure that Allesandro Devastation doesn’t sniff anything close to winning this Clash. He has earned himself an eternal, BOLD HIGHLIGHTED spot on my Shit List. Winning the match wasn’t enough for you, huh? I was barely conscious when you pushed my ladder down ON TOP OF ME, you know. That’s why I went back and watched what you did after you escaped with your title. I was going to be magnanimous about it and give you respect when I came to…but that one little act told me “Fuck that.” 


You couldn’t even be satisfied in retaining your title. You couldn’t just celebrate with your little dimepiece and be happy? No…you wanted to humiliate me. Now, I’m going to humiliate you. You thought your title match at Final Destination was a nightmare for you? Think about this Clash, Allesandro. Of the twenty or so competitors we know that will be in the field, the vast majority of them hate your fucking guts. And you already know my name is on that list. Not for retaining the title or outscheming everyone to do so, no. I actually RESPECT that in a twisted way. You and I, sadly, have a lot in common.


We’re both brats born into privilege….and we both will do absolutely EVERYTHING to hold our keep and advance our own interests. Unfortunately for you, stabbing me wasn’t enough to convince me to give up my chase of that American Dream strap. You only made the urge to scratch your ass off like an annoying itch that much worse. So, just a friendly word of advice: if you’re in the ring before me and you see me running?


Do me a favor, throw yourself over the top rope and spare me the fucking trouble. Because if you don’t…I will spare zero expense on collecting your fucking head.


But…as much as Allesandro is of interest to me, as much as he deserves to be neutered, he can’t be the only thing I concern myself with in this match. Like you, Graham? I respect the ingenuity and barbarism of superkicking me while I had thumbtacks in my mouth, but you have now seen firsthand that I’m pretty resilient. You faced the Queens of Wrestling, but you just got a small taste of the Queen of WrestleWorld. I’ll be more than happy to give you some more, especially since you’re complaining about nobody being able to “do their fucking job” and relieving Allesandro of that belt and giving the American Dream championship a better owner. I took offense to that because it seems like you’re implying that some of us aren’t up to snuff…especially when you were involved in the match too. Hey, it’s whatever though. If you want Allesandro dead, have at it. Just understand that that Clash victory, that title shot that comes with it, that’s mine. Others may see you standing across from them and get scared. Me? My mentor Carlos had a phrase for stuff like this: 


“Scared money doesn't make money.” 


Need a translation: I’m not scared of your ass. 


That doesn’t mean I don’t like the guy. I respect and cherish the times that I’ve had to fight with and against him and I feel the same about his partner in crime Noah. Noah, you may be the smartest person on the roster. You instantly recognized the fire 



 Nobi’s a friend, someone who I’ve even borrowed from a little bit, but with the mood I’m in and the prize on the line that I would VERY much want if Rippy Pants can beat Darkane, it would be ill-advised to try to stop me. Nobi, of all the people here you know more than just about anyone that I can be a Top Flight Cunt when pushed. I’ve tried to reform and be nice and play fair and all that, but every once in a while I just get the urge to beat someone’s ass. Please don’t be the one to press those buttons, Nobi. I don’t want to be the reason you have a torn ACL or a concussion or something like that. I don’t really WANT to be that savage again.


Mark Michaels? An awesome guy. Wonderful. I got all the respect in the world for the guy. The problem is, again, like Nobi, he’s just in the way. That means that with all the accolades and all the accomplishments that he’s managed to cobble up for himself, I don’t care. I don’t care that he’s one of the most popular people on the roster. I do not give a fuck if he owes Darkane anything or wants to be Immortal Heavyweight Champion. News flash: we all fucking do. That’s the reason we’re all here, to be on top! You’re built different but no one is built like me. If you’re wondering what a little woman like me could do to a big, strong, King like you…


Fuck around and get in my way. I’ll show ya. 


Jacob Senn? Happy that you’re here. Glad that you still have the fire to go after championships and push your limits. That said, fuck you. Unless you plan on time traveling and winning the other clash that happened a few months ago, fuck off. You’re not winning this one. Respectfully. I mean, I’d love to team with you down the line, maybe even face you one on one, but I’m not in the mood for you to fucking monologue to me while we’re in the middle of a fight and in even less of one to see you win something that I’ve claimed for myself. 


Brandon, the Don. you’re forgetting who your Mommy is, aren’t you? Yeah, it’s been a while since we’ve wrestled and you are very much improved. I couldn’t be prouder of your evolution as a wrestler and as a human being. But here’s something that you don’t seem to understand: as you’ve been evolving, I am too. Multiple time World Champion? That’s me? One of the most feared women in the world? Yup. Future American Dream Champion? You betcha. I just want you to understand before you try, since heeding advice from your betters has never been your strong suit anyway, as far as you’ve moved forward..THE. GAP. BETWEEN. US. IS. STILL TOO. DAMN. BIG. FOR. YOU. 


You’re closer to my level, but you’re still not there. And just for you I’m going to make sure I’m wearing clinical strength deodorant, as if I don’t smell immaculate with regular deodorant, just so you have no excuses this time. Oh, and me not being able to pick up a 260 pound man? 


I picked up Michael Bishop. I’m pretty sure I can pick your ass up too. 


Brody? You're ... .weird. Like weird as fuck. Maybe the weirdest person on the planet. But you know what? I like that. We all don’t hustle the same…and if you think that I haven’t noticed that you’re actually a good wrestler when you’re not being a complete weirdo you’d be mistaken. I AM FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME, SIR! And you’re not hop-skipping-and-Jumping your way to something on my watch. 


Poet….What is this shit with you and your brother? Really? What is this all about? Do you mind explaining it to me because I’m generally confused. Either way, I could wipe my ass with you and your brother’s family drama. Just do what you do best, stick to being a mediocre wrestler, a mediocre writer and a mediocre sibling. Just don’t be a mediocre underling for Allesandro or anyone else. Because if you cause my plans to have complications, your physical health is going to have complications? Get it? 


Oh, who is that kid with the Icarus title? Sakaguchi-san, look…why you gotta come at me disrespectfully like that? I thought we had something going there, two swagalicious people with Japanese blood and you’re going to say something like implying that I’m using you in this war I have with Devastation. Let me make one thing that’s clear as the Sake you sip, Kick Boy, I don’t want your help. I don’t need your help, and honestly asking you for help would be a fucking hindrance at this point. Yeah, you’ve won the Icarus title, but you’re talking to someone who has held plenty of titles so don’t pretend you’re somewhere above me now because you’re holding a belt now. Just do me a favor and stay out of the way. 


And there’s one last thing that I feel definitely needs to be addressed….Stephanie Matsuda. Listen to me, nobody respects you more than I do. I’ve often said that Stephanie Matsuda was the prototype for Emmanuelle. Everything that you’ve done, I aspire to do even BETTER. Well…almost everything. Apparently you’ve chosen a pretty horrible wife, someone who decided to side with you after what I’m sure was probably the most mediocre dick ever sampled by any woman in the history of mankind. I know Monica’s wrapped you up in some grief. You’re hurting. You’re upset. You’re disappointed with not being the American Dream Champion. 


By all means, continue to make Allesandro’s life hell. Just wait until I’m finished first. You want redemption? You want titles? You’re hungry for revenge? Get in line, and that line starts behind me. You’re a World Champion in MGP? Well I’m Queen Shit of Fuck Mountain and the SWWS World Champion, who hasn’t been pinned since her arrival in said promotion, which was well over a fucking year ago. I don’t care about monsters, gods, power, influence or any of that other shit right now. This is about satisfying the craving my foot has been having for Devastation ass and winning the Clash of the Titans. 


You would be wise to take your cues from people who have already promised to steer far away from me. You of all people should know that I’m not to be played with and not to be talked down to as if I’m a child. You want your revenge? Go get it. BUT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO STOP ME FROM GETTING MINE. And if you get the notion to fuck with me? 


Don’t.


Or you will regret it. 


Now, there’s way too many people to give proper lip service to. So many entrants, so little time. But to be honest, I really couldn’t care about the vast majority of you one way or another. As an old-timer once told me when I first started doing shows in California, you can make friends in this business or make money. 


Right now, I’m not in the business of making friends. 


Clash of the Titans winners have to be bold, daring, tough, and lucky. I don’t know about lucky seeing as I’m in a match with a vast majority of the competition much bigger than me, but fuck it. That hasn’t stopped me before.


And guess what? 


None of you bastards and bitches are going to do it at the Kickoff either.

I’m winning this Clash, then I’m going to mount RIP’s head on my fucking wall in Beverly Hills…if he doesn’t choke.

grandcaster has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Gunner
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 8:34 pm by Gunner
OWA Promos - Page 10 Gunner

SEASON 6 PREMIERE — PROMO #2| THE GAMES HAVE OFFICIALLY BEGUN.


Those that feel the need to have a plan in every given situation are born out of selfish nature, but for people like me — I’m forced to have a plan so you don’t drag me down with you.

Since the start of time, we as human beings have been taught to depend on our given environment,  to be expected to learn right from wrong, to be taught how to live in a society — but not all of us have that luxury. In my limited time here in OWA thus far, I’ve seen countless individuals take this world for granted, almost as if they believe their life is of special value,but it’s not.It won’t have any impact on this world until you decide to change for the better, that you realize whether you lived in a supportive or hostile environment, your actions are completely up to you. However, none of you seem to realize this, you can’t comprehend what you’re missing out on, simply because you don’t care enough to open your eyes, and see for yourself the damage you all are causing.

But you will. And if needed, I’ll make you see.

First off, let’s begin with you, Graham Baker, shall we? The man who believes that he knows me better than I’ve ever known myself, but allow me to be frank with you, you don’t know shit. Feel free to flail your accomplishments in my face, that Hall Of Fame career that you’ve been able to obtain, but don’t try to diminish what I’ve done. You might be staring down at me from high above, looking down on me from a comfortable position, but you best believe that I’ll return to that spot once more. Reminding me about my past, and what I lost doesn’t shake me up, not one bit. We’re not alike at all, you’re right about that — but it’s not for the reason you think. You’ve been here for years, with your reasoning for violence rarely changing; you’ve grown stagnant, there’s no denying it. Whereas, for me? The longer that I’ve been gone, the more the rage of what I’ve lost has built up deep inside, and that starts with you. I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve run away before, I’ve been a coward in my past, but the story won’t be the same when it comes to this chapter, because there’s no longer anything to be chased away from. I have a point to prove, a world to keep in-tact, so let’s finish this. For longer than I can remember, I’ve despised you, but I’ll give you the same chance everyone will be given. The opportunity to survive. But once we meet in that squared circle once again, I’ll have no hesitation in cleansing the world. And without you in it, it’ll be the most pure that it possibly can be, and it’ll be MY DOING.

ALL BECAUSE OF ME.

I stand before you today, as one who’s trying to listen, but it’s difficult to properly listen to a bullshitter, unfortunately. Do you want to know something, though? I do understand why you’ve approached our first meeting like this, there isn’t a bone in my body that faults you for the abundance of confidence that you’re trying to show — because it’s all for show, none of it is real. It’s why you weren't able to win the “big one” at Final Destination V, you weren't confident enough in your own abilities to seek victory, and that remains the same in this current moment. You can pretend that this isn’t the truth all you’d like, and you might have everyone else fooled, this little act doesn’t work on me. So listen to me carefully, you aren’t going to threaten me, and walk away still breathing, that’s not how I operate. Every failure you’ve endured has been from your lack of desire to become something more, but I can promise you, you’re not going to drag me down with you. I won’t allow you to, Mark.

Don’t you see a pattern? Everyone thinks they deserve another chance.

But that’s the thing, second chances used to mean something in this world, where it would give us all a chance to live our life to our fullest potential, but that’s not the case any longer. Someone like Brandon Hendrix believes that he can be given chance after chance, and never change the way he approaches any situation, but we’re still supposed to care about his journey? He stood here not too long ago, and told all of you that he was going to make Olympus HIS brand, that the Immortal Heavyweight Championship would be around HIS waist, but Final Destination has come to pass — and neither are true. On the biggest night of the year, you managed to fail when everyone was counting on you, and that’s because of one sole reason, which is that you believe you’ll be given unlimited chances, as long as these people still CARE about you. But the truth of the matter is that it doesn’t matter if they give a damn about you, just like you, they can relate to wasting their potential, and it’s going to happen once again. Nonetheless, don’t blame me for your own downfall, don’t pretend that this is my fault, it’s not my fault that while you’re willing to accept your regression, I’ll be there to take advantage of it.

And you’ll be better off for it. Or not, it doesn’t really matter at this point.

What truly matters is that all of you start to understand that your words have true meaning, and eventually it’ll catch up to you – but you seem to think that doesn’t apply for you, Rafael. We’ve known one another for over two years, and in that time, we’ve loved each other, we’ve despised one another, but I never thought you’d be ignorant enough to speak on MY NAME in such a negative approach. As I have said before, it isn’t a matter of belonging in this contest, it’s about proving that none of you do, either. There’s no room for us to remember our shared past together, if you were ever honored to share a ring with me once more, you wouldn’t have sent me out to pasture, just because you couldn’t handle ONE LOSS. Don’t pretend to be the victim, you tasked me with the challenge of becoming equal to you - I did that. Not only did I meet your expectations, I surpassed them with flying colors, so why is it my problem that you felt like changing your tune? Don’t blame me because you're a hypocritical piece of shit.

That deal that you feel the need to speak of, I didn’t fail to honor it, I thrived because of it. In the end, I proved that the leash that you held me from, that was the only thing keeping us attached, keeping you relevant in this business — and now look at you. A man who was once feared by anyone who had direct contact with you, but now you’re nothing more than a shell of your former self. I’m able to handle the pressure just fine, but at this point, I’m not sure if you’re able to.

…I guess time will only tell, old friend.

It’s actually quite amusing, to see all of these so-called veterans try to explain why they’ve been given chance after chance, promising that this time will be different — only to prove that they’re nothing but spoon-fed liars. They’d rather make themselves believe that I’m the bad person for exposing the truth, instead of coming to terms with the irrefutable truth, and that their time has been cut short. If you don’t believe me, just look at guys like Noah Reigner, Jacob Senn, & Reginald Dampshaw III, all believing that they’re still worthy of redemption, it’s exhausting to see a story told over and over again, only for the same result to be seen. I can’t sit idly by and watch these poor excuses for ‘competitors’ to be given unlimited opportunities, just to squander them, while the rest of us have to watch the cycle repeat. There’s no longer any room to wait for you to redeem yourselves, I don’t have the patience for it, which is why you won’t get the chance to even try. First impressions are important, right?

Well, I’m going to ensure that mine is seen as reminding all of you second chances ain’t free.

These are not the words of a man with limited experience, I’ve been on both sides of the coin, but I’ve learned because of it, there’s been gold around my waist from experiencing it numerous times. And I’m honored to be a part of a matchup with champions taking part in such an encounter, but this isn’t the place to prove that you’re good enough to prosper even higher. I can see how much this means to you, guys like Poet & Tatsuo Sakaguchi aren’t worried about second chances, they’ve made good on their promises, and succeeded based off of their own merit. But that doesn’t make them any better than the rest of you, trust me, you all are scum, all for different reasons. They might not have wasted their potential, but the victories that they were able to obtain weren’t good enough for them, they still need more, and I can’t think of what’s more disgusting than that — you both should be rightfully ashamed.

You were given a gift, the ability to have a dream, and make good on it in a matter of months — but IT’S NOT MEANT FOR YOU?! When you look down at your respective championship belt, you don’t see your potential being reached, you only see what else you can manage to TAKE… and that’s as selfish as it gets. So I think it goes without saying, I’m not congratulating you in any way, I don’t envy you at all, I’m someone who’s looking down on you. When I look at this roster, there isn’t a single person that I believe is telling the truth, none of you care about the life you should be leading, but rather only the one you’re willing to live. This isn’t personal, but until you all start to comprehend that life isn’t some sort of game, I’ll be the one to remind you, to punish you for your ignorance, and reward myself in return.

I can see why a majority of you don’t understand this kind of approach, you think I’m psychotic for thinking that I can control everyone’s way of thinking — but I like to think it’s realistic. I never thought I’d be one to hurt people, to inflict violence on others, but eventually you realize that it’s what they need. If I were to simply sit back, and watch any of you succeed on the season premiere, and go on to challenge for this brand’s top prize, I’d be no better than any of you. But if you haven’t been paying attention, my point has remained consistent throughout, I am better. Which is why I’m not going to allow any of you to secure the victory, to have the chance to challenge either RIP or Darkane down the line, then I would’ve failed on my mission, and I’m not willing to fail, not this time.

Do you think, I forgot about you, Allesandro? In all honesty, you’re different from the rest, you aren’t a liar of any sort, you aren’t delusional like so many try to claim you are. You are aware of how talented you are, and that confidence that you feel, it isn’t misguided — because you’ve proven that you can back up what you preach. When it comes down to it, you’re worthy of being a champion, you deserve to be vying for the Immortal heavyweight Championship at some point — just not this time. You might not be like all the rest, you might’ve been able to prove these claims to be false, but that doesn’t mean I’ll let you slide. Y’see, in this business, you need to be able to fend for yourself, to be willing to stain your knuckles with your opposition’s blood — but that’s not something you’re capable of. You’d rather escape with victory, rather than fight for it. You might not be a hypocrite, but you are certainly someone with horrific intentions, and there’s no room for someone like that representing this brand.

I’ve never claimed to be perfect, but at least my intentions are of a relatively moral nature.


As for the rest of you, I think I’ve made it crystal clear by now, this isn’t going to be your night, so to make a point, it’s not a chance for you to seek your redemption, or to continue a story. There’s nothing worse than someone who believes they’re something special, when in reality, they’re nothing more than a poor example of a human being. And that’s all any of you are, worse versions of what you could inevitably be if you listened to me carefully, and for a single second — allowed your ego to take a rest. Nonetheless, considering the individuals that I’m referring to, I don’t see that happening. At this moment, I don’t see my message being of any significance to this poor roster, but the future is a whole other story.

But for now, one final message before the season premiere will have to do; I decided to come back to professional wrestling not for love, nor a sense of care, but because there truly was no other choice. While most of you seem to be accepting of a psychotic champion roaming this company, successfully threatening your lives, I’m supposed to be okay with that? I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I look at the state of Olympus, I don’t see any motivation from ANYONE. You’ve all given up on your quest, you’ve allowed fear to strike into your minds, and failed because of it. Whereas, when I see our champion, I see someone who’s so afraid to lose his crown, that he’s willing to do anything possible to keep it.

Let me let you all in on a little secret, I’m willing to do anything possible to make it there.


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The scene slowly begins to transition into an unknown location, where an individual is tied up by steel chains, screaming out into the void, but it’s obvious that nobody can hear him. However, maybe that’s not true, as someone comes from the opposite direction, and slowly creeps into the camera’s frame. …IT’S GUNNER! Now continuing his walk towards the unknown victim, he finally speaks to him.


“Were you expecting someone else? Sorry to disappoint you.”

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Remington Ivory Prescott
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 8:24 pm by Remington Ivory Prescott
Spooktoberfest '23

No expense has been spared at what appears to be a Haunted Amusement Park of some sort. It seems to be an OWA themed amusement park as a very large and demonic smiling Scott Oasis threateningly welcomes all that pass through the gates.

Passing through the turnstiles, arm in arm, are Ms. Graves and her dedicated employer, Remington Ivory Prescott. The two of them pause for just a moment inside the park to look around at all the decorations and are almost immediately accosted by a couple of yahoos on the park’s staff. Park maps are shoved into their hands before the staff members skip away.

“This looks annoyingly fun.” Ms. Graves comments while unfolding her map.

“Or simply annoying.” Prescott does not look impressed.

“Don’t be like that. You said you would give it a chance.”

“Ugh. Fine.” Prescott rolls his eyes in defeat. “Where to first?”

Ms. Graves holds up the map and drags her finger across to some of the attractions.

“We could start with the Reigner Coaster?”

“Nah. Something tells me its past its prime. Probably doesn’t work as well as it used to. That’s a risky one. Pass.”

“Okay, let’s see, there’s the Tunnel of Filth. That could be romantic.”

“We might catch something. Pass.”

“There’s the OWArcade. We could play Spank-A-Barbie or test our strength on DT’s Ruler?”

“Now you’re just scraping the bottom of the barrel. Gross. Next.”

“Hah! Got it. Emmanuelle’s Washed Up River. All you have to do is lay back and let the waves take you where you need to be.”

“Even I’m not that lazy. Pass.”

Ms. Graves shoves the map at Prescott in pouty frustration. “Fine. You pick.”

Another roll of his eyes as Prescott flips the map around until it seems to be right side up. “It’s October. There should be at least one themely attraction in this idiotic park. You just have to know where to look.” Prescott grins. “Ah, here we are.”

Ms. Graves leans over to look at where Prescott’s finger is denting the map’s paper. “Darkane Drive?”

“Yup. Right next to Lazarus Pit Stop. I bet those bathrooms are disgusting.”

“Alright. We’ll go see what this scary thing is about but I’m demanding at least one run on the Hendrix Hangover.”

“Oh come on! That ride’s horrible! All that build to get to the top and then you just fall back down?”

“Don’t care. Want it.”

“Fine.”

The maps are tucked away and the pair start wandering through the park in the direction of the Homeless Hauntings section. It becomes clear as day that they are headed in the right direction when the patrons of the park grow sparser. The lights are more flickery to create a sense of suspense and fear. It looks more and more like a broken down Sesame Street set.

“Okay. Definitely creepy.” Ms. Graves doesn’t like the way this street looks so she clings a little closer to Prescott’s arm.

“I’ve seen worse.” Prescott keeps an eye out for any potential jump scares as they continue to wander down the road that has been christened with the lopsided Sesame Street styled sign: Darkane Drive.

As the two primary people of PresCorp continue their walk down Darkane Drive, it becomes very apparent that this is the part of the park that they just ran out of money trying to fix up. This is the part of the park where all the broken and abandoned rides have been piled up and discarded. Like waste.

“This is less thrilling than I thought it would be. There’s nothing here. Nothing of actual substance. Nothing that actually means anything anymore. It’s all just stuff that we’ve seen before.” Prescott shrugs as he looks at the chaotic aftermath being accidentally presented to those that dare to walk down Darkane Drive. "Act of violence. Act of violence. Broken shovel. Act of violence. Blood. Blood. Oh, here's something diff-- nope, nevermind, just another act of violence."

The boredom is written all over the faces of Ms. Graves and Remington Ivory Prescott.

"Disappointing." Ms. Graves doesn't seem all that disappointed. "Oh well! To the Hendrix Hangover!" She starts pulling on Prescott to turn him around so they can get away from this creepy landfill in the back of the park.

Before Prescott can be fully led back to the park proper, there is the sound of metal creaking and straining that draws his attention. "Hold on. You hear that?"

"Yes. It's probably a bear or Carlos Rosso looking for a reason to live." Ms. Graves is saying anything to make this part of the visit end.

Prescott pulls away from her long enough to move a couple of random signs out of the way to reveal an old and rusted dumpster with blood stains all over it. The lid is being pushed over and over as if whatever's inside must be trying to get out. Prescott watches the process warily, keeping an arm out to keep Ms. Graves back.

CLANG!

Finally, the dumpster lid swings up and over the back, slamming into the dumpster. Felt hands grab the side of the dumpster as what can only be described as a Darkane Muppet pulls himself up to full view.

“Raaaaaaaaaah!”

The Darkane Muppet flails his arms upon his boisterous reveal. It’s clear he’s attempting to be scary. From the looks on the faces of Remington Ivory Prescott and Ms. Graves? He’s failing. Miserably.

“Did I scare ya’?”

“No.” “No.”

“Darnit. I worked all week on that bit.” Felt arms cross over his drawn on chest. “Would it help if I was carrying a shovel?”

Prescott shrugs. “Maybe?”

“Say no more! Just gimmie one sec to pull it outta my ass and—“

“NO!” “NO!”

Prescott and Ms. Graves both rush to stop that visual immediately.

“Listen, uh, who are you?”

“Whaddaya mean? It’s me! Darkane! Scary Wrestler Guy! Flicker of the Magic Bean! Prisoner(?) of the Seventh Ward? The GummiWorm? Are none of these ringing any bells?"

Prescott just kind of stares at the Darkane Muppet.

"I haven't had enough to drink for this."

"Hey! Hey listen! I know that I'm just being used as a last ditch effort to stop your reign because everything else the Gods on Mount Olympus have thrown at you, you've been able to stop dead in their tracks but you gotta' cut me some slack here. I'm really, really scary!"

"Right. So I've heard."

"Exactamundo! You've heard all the scary and spooky stories about how gosh darn violent I am. I hit people with shovels! A lot! Oh and I dress like a 50's era homeless so you know I'm serious. I'm gonna' ya' kill ya'! Cuz I'm the Death Reaper! Rar!"

The felt arms are flailing again. Even Kermit doesn't flail this much.

"Death Reaper? Isn't that a pepper? Or a flavor on Hot Ones?" Prescott actually looks like he's trying to remember.

"I'll look it up." Ms. Graves has her phone out and her thumbs are working overtime.

"Alright, Dorkane--"

"Darkane! Rar!"

"... yeah." Another Prescott eye roll. "Alright. I'm sure you're plenty violent and I'm sure you've done the unspeakable. I get it. I do. Your brand is intact. But, unfortunately, I don't think those tactics are going to work on me. I just don't have the patience to sit through a history lesson right now. Or to find out that the letter K stands for Kill or whatever nastiness you and your shovel get up to late at night. So I'm going to go and leave you here to gargle in your own cesspool of despair."

"Wait! No! You can't go!"

Prescott and Ms. Graves start making their way back out of this dark corner of the park.

"Come on! If you don't pay attention to me, how can I scare you?! This is not fair! I'm the Boogeyman! Raaaaaar! Raaaaaaaaaaar!"

Prescott and Ms. Graves continue to ignore the Darkane Muppet as they make their way out of Darkane Drive.

"I had a whole speech planned! About how you suck at being violent! And that I'm violenter than you! Oh and about how you're rich so you're not as cool as me am! And something about the Tres Comas Club! Come on, Prescott! You loser! I'm calling you names now! Isn't this supposed to work?!"

Remington doesn't give it another thought as they round the corner and are back into the park proper.

"Ugh. I need a life. Or least some pus--"

* * * * *

Hi Darkane.

It’s me again, Remington Ivory Prescott.

I’ve only just recently been informed that over the past few days you’ve been trying to get my attention. I hear you’ve been grasping at straws, digging through old tapes and trying to find something on me that you can use to make me worried about whatever you claim you’re going to do to me in that Steel Cage.

Good for you, pal. I’m glad you’ve found something to do with your spare time and your little sister’s library card. It’s good that you’re taking this so seriously. You should be. Underestimating me just makes things a little too easy and we gotta’ give the people a show, right? It’s the fucking Kickoff!

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t you also currently believe that I’m nothing more than a stain on Olympus and that I spend my entire time hiding behind the Tres Comas Club and that I’m unworthy and blah, blah, blah? I think you’ve managed to get the wrong impression of me, bud. And I think that’s my fault.

You see, in using the Tres Comas Club as a means to an end, that end being the Immortal Heavyweight Championship, I seem to have given the entire Omegaverse the impression that I’m all in on their bullshit. Whether I am or not is mostly irrelevant to our match. Despite you thinking I’m backstage every night praying to The Third Owner to ‘save me’ every match, that’s not what I’m doing. Tres Comas Club understands that without me, they don’t have the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. Instead, all they have is hard on for messing with Cloud.

But we’re going to be in a Steel Cage, Darkane. And that means it’s just going to be the two of us. And as far as I’m concerned, I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’ve been waiting a long time to actually be able to prove that there’s more to me than my ungodly wealth, impeccable handsomeness and unnatural charisma. I’ve been itching to show the world just how unbelievably talented I am.

And that starts with you, Darkane.

As we step into a new era here at the Omega Wrestling Alliance, we’ve also reached a new era of Champion. I will be leading the charge as a reigning, defending, fighting Immortal Heavyweight Champion. No more hiding behind whomever happens to be in Olympus’ driver’s seat on any given week. No more allowing people to use such things as an excuse or reason why I’m successful. I mean, if that’s the only material you guys have that’s going to get old super quick. To be honest, I’m already tired of hearing it.

What I want now is to be seen as the unmitigated talent that I am. In a lot of ways, Darkane, by simply facing you in a Steel Cage, I’m already accomplishing this goal. There was a time when I would never have allowed this kind of fuckery. Now I welcome it with open arms. I welcome everything the GraveWorm has to give. I want nothing held back. Not your violence, not your stupid shovel, not even your legendary status. I want the absolute best that Darkane has to bring because what’s on the line is more than just the Immortal Heavyweight Championship.

The way I see it, we’re fighting for the Soul of Olympus.

The OWA that we’re used to is gone. We’re stepping into something completely different and new. And what we don’t need to do is have the same old guard shuffling the titles back and forth between each other for the next twelve months. We don’t need Olympus being represented by some homeless bum with an anger management problem the size of Louisiana. We don’t need your kind anymore, Darkane. We’re moving on to something so much better.

When all is said and done, I want the world to recognize that their Immortal Heavyweight Champion, Remington Ivory Prescott stood face to face with Darkane in a Steel Cage and didn’t blink once. I want everyone on Mount Olympus to feel my pain, see my blood and understand exactly what I am willing to risk for them and this title. I need the entirety of the Omegaverse to watch as I bring every fiber of my being into that cage to destroy not only Darkane but the legend that surrounds him as well. Because that’s what Champions do.

We fight, Darkane. No matter what the odds are. No matter who our opponents are. No matter what they’ve done or what they plan to do to us… Champions never back down. We plant our feet on that fucking mat and we watch that cage come down a lock us in on all sides. We stare fondly at the challenge that lies ahead and we wait for that bell to ring. Because we know that when it does, that’s when everything we’ve worked so hard to accomplish becomes everything we’re fighting for. That’s the moment that we have to do the impossible, yet again, as we fight to protect and hold onto what we fought so hard to achieve in the first place. That is the moment that we find out exactly what we’re made of.

Darkane.

I know our paths have yet to truly cross until this moment. We’ve always been around each other but never really, truly been in a situation of this magnitude before. Of this caliber. With these incredible stakes. But this is a chance for both you and I to tear each other apart for the enjoyment of the entire world. All eyes will be on Remington Ivory Prescott and Darkane as we shed our blood and destroy our bodies in hopes of leading Olympus into this new era as Immortal Heavyweight Champion.

We share an opportunity to set things in motion in what I’m sure will be an absolutely record breaking new world here in the Omega Wrestling Alliance. With the Immortal Heavyweight Championship hanging in the balance, I know that personally, I will stop at absolutely nothing to bring that belt back home with me one more time. If you want me to find another level of darkness to sink to, I will.

If I have to die to remain an Immortal, then that’s what I’m prepared to do.

If I have to slay the GraveWorm in a steel cage just to prove a point then that’s what I’m prepared to do.

What about you, Darkane?

You game?

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Sayla
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 8:05 pm by Sayla

OWA Promos - Page 10 Ruri_h10
We fade in on Ruri Kuzunoha, who sits atop of a standing road tour crate backstage, clad in her Saudi Arabian approved, oppressively tight catsuit she has to wear for gear. In roughly an hour and a half the OWA Season Six Kickoff will begin live from Saudi Arabia, and the anticipation from the people filing in and the talent backstage burned hotter than the sun that blazed above the arena. It was hot, way hotter than it had any right to be in October, and even hotter than Ruri is comfortable to admit, but what do you expect from a desert. After a moment, Ruri would speak.

「God fucking dammit, it’s so hard to breathe in these things… but I’d rather not get put in some sort of Saudi prison for the crime of my bellybutton being shown. Guess I’ll just put this on the list of gripes, amirite? 」

Ruri asks to what looks like no one before shrugging her shoulders. After a pause, Ruri would speak again, as if she was responding to someone.

「Yeah, I know… you’re right. I’ve been putting this off for a while now. I should probably get on with it… but before I do can you toss me my water? 」

Ruri would ask, and after a second we see a bottle of water fly across the screen and over towards Ruri. Ruri takes the bottle and nods.

「Thanks. Fuck me it’s hot as balls…」

She says before taking a drink.

「You’re lucky you’re not affected by heat, I swear to god I’m going to die of heat stroke out there tonight. 」

Ruri says before setting the bottle next to her. She pushes herself off of the crate and turns to the camera and continues to speak.

「You know, other than the sweltering heat, you know what sucks the most ass? 」

Ruri brushes her sweat-matted hair from her face.

「What sucks is the fact that that I’m not standing here with the Sparks Championship around my completely and modestly covered waist… but it can’t be helped can it? Because I done sold my soul to the devil, right? Please… Rin ain’t no devil… those fucks tend to stick to Olympus… Or maybe it was because it was something that I had to do, because who knows what could have happened if I didn’t help Rin Asakura leave Final Destination with the championship held high? 」

Ruri lets out a laugh, before turning away from the camera.

「I know that that doesn’t make a lot of sense, it doesn’t have to make sense. Every other person in the world besides you and me have already come to the conclusion that I secured that victory for Rin out of the kindness of my heart. 」

Another pause.

「Fuck you… fine. 」

Ruri shakes her head.

「No, you wanna know why? After a year of constant harassment and gaslighting, I thought that I would finally have an out, after that bitch kept trying to rip my agency away from me piece by piece, day after day, month after month. So I helped that bitch get what she’s always wanted here in OWA, a singles championship that she can finally show off to her daddy… ‘cept the version of her daddy that’s walking around is disgusted by everything she believes in, and doesn’t want a damn thing to do with her… but it’s alright I’m sure that framed photo of our former Arata will finally give her the affirmation she desires.

Rin can’t hold anything over my head anymore to keep me attached to her hip, because if it weren’t for me, she wouldn’t have won that championship. So, despite what she can think sitting at commentary tonight, me and her are done… I’m done putting my own hopes and my own dreams on hold for her, I’m done trying to convince her that her way of life is wrong out of respect to her dad… any connection we have means fuck all to me. I want my agency back, and I’m taking it. 」


Ruri pauses for a second before letting out a small chuckle.

「Shit… now that me and Rin are even, I can finally say this… I hate her with every fiber of my fucking being, and I hope her championship reign is just like her personal life, miserable and full of disappointment… but you know who, while I don’t really hate them… they piss me off just as much as Rin does? My opponent tonight, Tomomi Shinozaki. 」

Ruri says with a sneer.

「You know why you piss me off, Tomomi? Because when we both first refused Rin’s offer to join up with her, you got to just walk away whereas I was harassed by her multiple times before I was essentially forced to. And then every time you cross paths with me, you’ve given this holier than thou… “I know your better than this Ruri, just walk away… I know you can do it” bullshit, like you have any idea what I have had to deal with on a daily basis for the past year. You got to go have your own lackluster run as a part of Odyssey and instead of getting threatened with a knife in your side or worse whenever you fuck up, you got to freely go back to Japan to your precious sensei.

And I can already hear it coming a mile away, and you can stop while you’re ahead. Because I don’t want to hear a damn thing from you about what I did at Final Destination. I don’t need any more lectures about the subject, I’ve already gotten earfuls already. 」


She glares to the side for a second.

「I know very well what I did and why I did it, and yes I am very much aware of how bad a decision it was, thank you very much. But here’s the thing… it wasn’t me who stopped you from taking back the advantage in that scramble match is it? I was on the outside making sure my jaw wasn’t dislocated while you got your ass yeeted halfway to the moon, because like each other time you’ve tried to challenge for the Sparks Championship you couldn’t account by Doc Hasting’s PED-fed pet, Leona. You can act all noble and shit, all you want Tomomi, but that still ain’t gonna change the fact that I did what I went into that match to do, and you failed yourself again. So the way I see it, you’re just as much the a reason why Rin’s champ as I am. Congratulations Tomomi, you’re just as much a worthless piece of junk as I am…」

Ruri says before she shakes her head.

「But fuck Final Destination, that’s over with. We both lost that match and now we go out there tonight, dressed like fuckin’ gimps and for the first time in what is it now… months? You and I will wrestle against one another, with nothing standing between us… and I can’t wait. 」

Ruri says menacingly.

「You know, Tomomi… I’ve been on the verge of snapping for months now, and tonight Tomomi. I’ve been courting with embracing a side of me that I’ve been bottling up, that I never wanted the likes of Rin, or anyone here to see… but, since it’s the start of a new season… and since my best friend in the whole wide world is gonna be watching us from the commentary table, I think I just might let myself indulge a little bit… let something that should have happened a long time ago finally just happen…

Tomomi, not only am I’m going to take back the win you stole from me all those months ago when we first wrestled, but I am going to go into this match without any respect for you, and any sense of compassion for either of our well being thrown completely out the window. Because when I stand across the ring from you out there tonight, I’m going to use you as a fuckin’ example of what I am going to do to each and every woman who steps in my way until I get my hands around the neck of the bitch who’s made my life hell and do ya know what that means that I’m gonna do to you, To… mo.. mi…?」


Ruri goes silent for a second, as she twitches a little bit.

「That means that I’m going to beat the ever-loving hell outta you Tomomi, and I’m not going to stop until I send you back to your sensei with a body just as crushed as both of our dreams. You are going to be the first to hear the song of The Endsinger, and you will share in my everlasting despair, I promise you that, Tomomi; and while you won’t be the last… you will always have a special place in my memories as the first…」

Ruri says with a vile melancholy to her voice. There was something underneath Ruri’s usual demeanor that has been wanting to come out for a while, and it seems like it’s about to finally burst out from the seams of her psyche. Ruri walks off camera and towards somewhere, hopefully with better air conditioning, as we linger on the empty screen, we see the bottle of water lift up, tilt back and get drained of at least a swallow worth as we hear…

「This isn’t your fault Tomomi, if anything it’s both that Asakura brat’s, and hers. Ruri’s been on the verge of breaking for a while now. I did what I could to help, but… It seems like there’s nothing that could be done to stop her heart from freezing over. Good luck out there tonight, you’ll need it.」

As the voice finishes there is a glimpse of a young Japanese man fade in for just a split second before phasing out, as we cut to black.

DT The Ruler has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Brody
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 6:36 pm by Brody
Olympus Promo #2


Brody entered the press room to the flashing of a dozen cameras. His expression was serious as he sat down at the table and poured a glass of water. It was only yesterday morning that he was chained to a bed in Colombia, and now, after roughly 20 hours of flight time, he was facing the world press in Saudi Arabia. His head was still spinning as he looked down at the piece of paper in his hand and cleared his throat.
 
“Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for joining me today. While I wish this was just about the Season 6 kickoff, I’m afraid I have to address a subject that’s quite personal. I wanna get ahead of the rumors before they spiral out of control.
 
“Shortly before boarding my flight here, I was contacted by a journalist regarding a sexual encounter last year. It’s one I deeply regret, but I can’t undo what’s been done. I would like to go on record as saying that she told me she was 18 when we spoke on the Minecraft server. Sure, when I turned up at the address, I found out that wasn’t the case. Even though I knew what I was doing was gross, I’m ashamed to say I still carried on. My only defense is that I was incredibly horny at the time. And I drove like two hours, I wasn’t gonna not nut, you know?
 
“All I can think is that this attempt to smear my name is a desperate act meant to prevent me from competing in Clash of the Titans. But that’s not going to happen. I’m here, and I’m ready to fight. Thank you.”
 
A frenzy erupted as every journalist present threw their hands up and shouted questions.
 
“Yes, Cori.”
 
“Brody, how old was this person?”


“I’d rather not say.”


“For legal reasons?”


“No, why would there be legal reasons?”


“Because you’re being accused of having sex with a minor, I presume.”


“So? It’s not a crime.”


“Yes, it is! A pretty big one, actually!”
 
“Seriously? What the fuck! When did this come in?”
 
“Everyone knows this, Brody.”
 
“Nobody told me! I’ve done it tons of times, bro. Many of them are autistic, you see. Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel.”
 
“Are you… are you serious?”
 
“Autistic people like sex, too. Don't be ableist, Cori. But this law... does it just say Minecraft players? Because I’ve hooked up with people from a ton of other gaming servers, too.”
 
“It has nothing to do with the fact they play Minecraft. It’s because they’re underage.”
 
“Underage? Where the fuck are you getting that from? The Miners I fuck with are all legal, bro.”
 
Everyone in the press room looked at each other, completely puzzled.
 
“So… wait. How old is the person making this allegation against you?”
 
“Like 60, I think? And it’s not an allegation, it’s a kiss and tell. Also, since when have we been referring to Minecraft players as Miners?”
 
There was a collective groan of frustration from everybody present, after which Brody also seemed to realize where the wires had been crossed.
 
“Oh, what? You’re all disappointed that I didn’t sexually assault an underage person? Fucking hell, dudes. Take a look in the fucking mirror.”
 
“Brody, why did you feel the need to call a press conference to address this?”
 
“Because, Cori, she was pretty gross. I’m not proud of what I did, but my good name is being smeared as some sort of sleazy pervert when that’s only half true. Frankly, I expected more journalistic integrity from TMZ. I just like to work hard in the gym and mind my own business.”
 
“Really? Because there are multiple credible reports of what you’ve been up to since Final Destination.”
 
“You shouldn’t believe everything you hear, Cori.”
 
“Many of these women are saying you’re the best they’ve ever had.”
 
“But yes, those rumors are true. Yes, you in the dress.”
 
“Mohammed Ahmed Abdullah Al-Saud, Al Riyadh. How are you enjoying your stay in our country?”
 
“Only just stepped off the plane, bro. And I’ll be leaving as soon as the Clash is over. Dry country, you know? But yeah, I’m sure it’s great. Good job with the place.”
 
“What are some of the cultural differences you’ve noticed?”
 
“Not a big of the jihad, personally.”
 
“Excuse me?”
 
“Women should be allowed to wear anything they want, you know. Why does it matter if a man sees their hair? Kinda bullshit if you ask me. Yes?”
 
“Llewelyn Williams, Wrestling Weekly. Are you excited for the Clash of the Titans match? A shot at the Immortal Heavyweight Championship would be a good way to bounce back from the heartbreak of Philadelphia.”
 
“Don’t call it that. That’s not what we’re calling it. But yeah, I’m excited for the Clash, I suppose.”
 
“It doesn’t really sound like it if I’m being honest.”
 
“Not my job to convince you, bro. Next.”
 
“Rhys Thomas, Wrestling Monthly. Who do you believe is the main threat in the Clash?”
 
“Dunno. Yes, you.”
 
“Cerys Jones, Wrestling Quarterly—"
 
“Why’re you all Welsh?”
 
“Sorry?”
 
“All your names are, like, super Welsh. It’s weird. And your publications should really talk about some sort of merger. Pick a timeframe for release, seriously.”
 
“Okay, well, what did you make of the revelation that Poet is Jake Keeton’s brother?”
 
“Huh? Oh, yeah. Wasn’t that the dude addicted to painkillers? Wouldn’t know anything about that, personally.”
 
“Seriously? You?”
 
“What? I’m not an addict. I take drugs because I want to, not because I need to. I want to have a good time. I want to avoid violent withdrawals if I don’t take them. World of difference, bro. Next.”
 
“Owain Davies, Wrestling Semiannual—"
 
“No, fuck you. Next.”
 
“Do you really not have anything to say to your opponents, Brody?”
 
“What does it matter, Cori? Do you want me to just sit here and say Jacob Senn’s a fucking lightweight who couldn’t take a little injection? Or maybe that Nobi’s a nice guy and all, but he’s the type a dude who knows exactly how many air miles he’s got? Should I tell one of the new guys that they’re gonna have to go to hell and back if they wanna beat me? Is that what you want? Just write whatever, dude. It literally doesn’t matter.”
 
“Wow, okay. Well, what are your thoughts on the brand crossover? Is there anyone on Odyssey or Kingdom you’d like to face?”
 
“I dunno, dude. Maybe Davey Krysis?”
 
“Devi? That could be an interesting matchup. She’s got a lot of technical ability.”
 
“That’s a chick!? Huh, I guess that explains my boner. Next.”
 
“Good Lord... is there anyone else from Odyssey you’d like to face?”
 
“Nah, not really interested in hitting women, to be honest. Unless they’re asking for it. Not in a domestic violence type way. I’m not Brandon Hendrix, for fuck’s sake. I meant sexually. You can look at me like that if you want, but these chicks are out there, bro. Just look at Filth and Hartley. You telling me they’ve never asked to be choked while throwing it back?”
 
“Brody…”
 
“What? Don’t shoot the messenger, bro. Nothing wrong with rough sex. Or, as the Saudis call it, normal sex. I believe women should have the right to choose who blows their back out. I know we’re in Saudi Arabia, Cori, but women have rights where we come from. I’m somewhat of a feminist, you see. Susan B. Anthony? Yeah, bitches be horny, more like. So, you know what, if they wanna fight on Olympus, or if I get booked on Odyssey, then I guess I’m actually cool with it.”
 
“You know there're women competing in the Clash, right?”
 
“Yeah, but Cloud and Emmanuelle are pretty tough. Especially Cloud, bro. She’s been so awesome to me since I joined OWA. It was an honor to fight for her against Tres Comas Club, and I’ll always have her back.”
 
“She said recently that you still have some way to go to be considered a contender.”
 
“Oh, she did, did she? Well, at least I’m not getting divorced. Next.”
 
“Were you happy to see Tatsuo Sakaguchi win gold at Final Destination?”
 
“Sure. He’s come a long way under my guidance.”
 
“How come you weren’t at the Hall of Fame ceremony?”
 
“No reason. But, on an unrelated note, I just wanna say that Graham Baker is the type of person who’ll say you’re a Corsair and even fight beside you, as long as there’s something in it for him. But as soon as he gets his reward, like, oh, I don’t know, a shot at the American Dream championship, he’ll break your heart. It’s all, ‘You didn’t think I was serious, did you?’ Gaslamping prick.”
 
“So, you feel you have a score to settle with him, then?”
 
“Okay, I see what you’re doing. I’m not going to be drawn into this. I got nothing more to say, we’re done here.”
 
Brody, angry at himself for giving more away than he wanted, stood up to leave the press conference. His plan was to go straight to the hotel, as it would be the only place where he could get a drink. Before he left, he turned back to the reporters.
 
“Oh, yeah, I’ve… uh… been a bit busy since Philly, so forgive my ignorance, but is it gonna be a problem that that absolute fucking freak has a magical stone given to him by some weird immortal dude? Because it seems like that might be a problem…”

Mami's Favorite Chew Toy, DT The Ruler and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Come with us now on a journey through time and space, to a world of imagination


Welcome to a world of fun and learning, come on in,
Where the magic's always flowing, let the show begin!
Ethan Giles is here to guide you, with a smile so wide,
On The Super Awesome Magical Explosion Musical Edutainment Ride!
It's a super-duper, fantastical, musical delight,
We'll learn and play together from morning 'til night,
With songs and games, and laughter, you're in for a treat,
On The Super Awesome Magical Explosion Musical Edutainment Beat!
We'll explore the world of numbers, letters, shapes, and more,
With creativity and wonder, there's so much in store,
Ethan's here to spark your curiosity and ignite,
Your imagination on The Super Awesome Magical Explosion Musical Edutainment Flight!
It's a super-duper, fantastical, musical delight,
We'll learn and play together from morning 'til night,
With songs and games, and laughter, you're in for a treat,
On The Super Awesome Magical Explosion Musical Edutainment Beat!
So join the fun, and don't be shy,
With Ethan Giles, we'll reach for the sky,
Let's sing and dance, and learn with glee,
On The Super Awesome Magical Explosion Edutainment spree!
With friends by your side, and knowledge to explore,
We'll make memories together, you'll always want more,
So gather 'round, let's all unite,
On The Super Awesome Magical Explosion Musical Edutainment Night!


A transitional wipe cuts to a telly set made to resemble the backyard of every child’s dreams, there’s a jungle gym with monkey bars, there’s a big old tree with a tire swing, there’s a pool that’s partially in frame, a trampoline, a sandbox, an even the backside to another house. The sun is shining and everything is brightly coloured, like something out of a fairy tale. Ethan Giles swings into view on an old rope that’s tied to something out of frame of the shot, leaping off of it at the height of its swing. He rolls through the landing and right up to his feet, pulling off his hat with a little ta-da motion. Confetti pops out from behind him to emphasise the impressiveness of this feat. 

Hello old friends and new! Welcome to The Super Awesome Magical Explosion Musical Edutainment Show! It’s friend to one and all, Ethan Giles!” He beams. 

His smile drops suddenly when there’s an off-screen explosion, causing everything to shake! Even the cameraman and the camera are shaking! Ethan tries to maintain his balance, waving his arms frantically at his sides “Woah!” A metallic hand steadies Ethan, a hand that belongs to Robby The Robot!

Oh! Hi, Robby! Thank you!” the startled Ethan exclaims, patting Robby on the shoulder. Robby The Robot continues to look like a living statue, his expression not changing. His body language shows no signs of the camaraderie that Ethan clearly has for him. “Apologies. Ethan. I. Was. Doing. A. New. Experiment. When. Something. Went. wrong.” Robby explains and Ethan’s face lights up upon hearing, his excitement barely containable. 

Was it a new way to recycle plastics?” Ethan looks directly into the camera and then at Robby, then back at the camera. Robby takes a pregnant pause before answering “No”. Sad news for Ethan, who sighs wistfully. It doesn’t stop him from breaking out into song.
 
Recyclable plastics, oh what a hoot,
They twist and turn, like a dancing fruit,
In the bin they go, ready for their quest,
To be reborn and reused, they're the best!


Ethan does a little dance in time with his rhyme, Robby mimics his dance. He’s an almost perfect reflection of Ethan in that moment. Then the moment is over. Robby shakes their head and they hold up a bracelet. “I. Was. Devising. A. Time. Dilation. Manipulator. For. You.” Such a statement puzzles Ethan, making him glance at the bracelet and then he glances around. “Why would I need that?” The question causes some beeps and boops from Robby before he speaks “Because. You. Agreed. To. Do. Multiple. Different. Things. Today. With. Some. Of. Your. friends. A. Device. Able. To. Manipulate. Time. Would. Ensure. You. Plenty. Of. Time. To. Do. Them. All.

Oh Robby, I don’t need a device that controls time and space for that!” Ethan laughs, smacking his knee and shaking his head. “I just need to be able to multitask!” Ethan tips his hat to pull an assortment of balls out of it like a magic trick, tossing them into the air! Robby and Ethan in tandem juggle the balls, keeping them into the air when they break out into song again.

Multitasking, we're on a roll,
Bouncing from task to task, that's the goal,
Like a skilled conductor, we orchestrate,
With a smile on our face, we navigate!

Robby ends the little number by catching all the balls they had been juggling, Ethan slapping his friend on the back. “See? It’s nothing to concern yourself with. Proper time management and multitasking will make it a non-issue!” Ethan reassures his robotic friend. “I. Was. Not. Concerned. Only. Thought. You. May. be.” Robby The Robot responds in his monotonous processed voice. “It’s just like a wrestling match where you have multiple opponents, Robby. Sure, it can seem intimidating at first glance at it. Having more than one opponent to keep track of and to try to deal with, that can be a tricky situation for even the most seasoned of wrestlers. I’d be lying if I said it could go flawlessly either, there may be some bumps along the road or some hiccups that develop. There’s always the possibilities of complications arising in any situation that you’re put in. However if it were impossible, nobody would’ve been able to ever win a multi-person match before! And we both know that’s not true!” Ethan pauses and he winks at Robby, Robby beeps and boops before saying a single word in response. “Affirmative.

In the ring, a wild five-person fray,
For a title shot, they're here to play,
Body slams, and suplexes in the air,
In this wrestling brawl, they've got no care!
They grapple and tangle, with all their might,
Each one's a contender, ready to fight,
The crowd goes wild, the tension's hot,
In this crazy match, who'll get the title shot?
Who’ll get the title shot?

Who, who?"

Ethan belts out, pantomiming wrestling an invisible army of opponents this time instead of some kind of dance. Robby The Robot plays the part of a crowd, raising their arms and hands into the air to cheer him on. Though even this movement is a little too stiff and unlife-like to be a realistic representation of a human being. Ethan ends the number on a question, looking directly into the camera to ask presumably the audience who is going to win the match. He scrunches up his own face in thought, stroking his chin to consider it. 
But. Is. It. Not. Dangerous. To. Divide. One’s. Attention. Between. Multiple. Things?” Robby The Robot ponders out loud to Ethan, and Ethan doesn’t look like he’s exactly got the answer. The GentleGrappler pauses, stroking his chin a few more times and he paces in place. His pacing makes a little circle that it feels like he’s going to grind into the set’s ground with how many times he repeats it. 

You’re not wrong, Robby. If you don’t give your undivided attention to something in the moment, it can be disastrous! You could end up putting yourself into danger, and then you’ll need A LOT of band-aids to fix yourself up afterwards. It’s why it’s always important to try to be as careful as you can be, but sometimes that isn’t always an option. Sometimes if you don’t try to multitask you can end up upsetting or disappointing a friend, or you can end up with someone blindsiding you in a wrestling match. Then you may end up needing more than just band-aids, you might need to visit a medical professional like a doctor!” Ethan pulls a box of Muppet themed band-aids out of his jacket, feigning counting how many are in the box when he speaks of needing them.

That. Would. Be. bad. I. Think. I. Comprehend. What. You. Are. saying. Though.” Robby The Robot opens a compartment on his chest and he stashes the bracelet away, no longer feeling a need for it. “Do. You. Think. You. Are. Ready?

Well…” Ethan starts to answer but trails off as quickly as he starts, he takes a large step forward to the camera and the set’s lights lower. They continue to dim until there is a single spotlight shining down onto Ethan, and he retrieves a microphone from inside his magical jacket that has infinite space.. 

In the wrestling ring, under the spotlight's gleam,
We're here to wrestle, and live out our dream,
The fans are cheering, they've come from afar,
We'll give it our all, be a wrestling superstar!


We're flipping and flopping, flying through the air,
Trying our best, in this wrestling affair,
For the fans in the stands, we'll put on a show,
With body slams and suplex throws!


With costumes and masks, we're larger than life,
In this crazy circus, it's a world of strife,
But we're here to entertain, and make you grin,
With every pinfall, and every spin!


We're flipping and flopping, flying through the air,
Trying our best, in this wrestling affair,
For the fans in the stands, we'll put on a show,
To be a contender is our goal!


Pausing, Ethan bows and then he slowly stands back up fully to smile brightly at the camera filming him. “Have a great day boys, girls and they’s. We’ll see you again so, so soon. Never forget these words either, I’m proud of you and I love you.

Brody has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Bobby Wheeler
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 5:18 pm by Bobby Wheeler
Nate Cage


Stinky Nonce


(The lights flicker as the crude form of a structure comes into view. What stands in the centre is a horrifying visage that must be seen to be believed.)


OWA Promos - Page 10 Cageho10

(In the middle sits Nate Cage, naked and drenched in blood.)

This one took a while. I found that many of the bodies started to decay before I could get all the pieces into place. But we must suffer for our art. Art is what life is worth living for. It is a noble pursuit, one that has no promise of riches or adulation. Art for art’s sake is what matters. I’ve been working on this beauty for about two weeks and change. Men, women, black, white, old, young…it’s a collage. Collages need contrasts, they need something that pops.

Mister Ruler, you look at me and see another run-of-the-mill psychopath, another man without fucks to give. I wish I was a psychopath, truly. Psychopaths know why they are the way they are. There’s a reasoning behind their abhorrent deeds…I don’t understand myself. I don’t know who made me this way. God? I’m God’s long-suffering test subject, he wouldn’t give me such clarity. When God made me, he did so without regard for my peace, for my sense of self. I have spent years trying to come to terms with what I am and you think you can sum me up with your little diatribe?

You sit atop your ivory tower, you have your maids polish your gold and make you feel so great, while I wonder why I must lower myself for you. You think desperation is what drives me, you think you’ve got me allllll figured out. Look at the trail of bodies I have left behind me, sir. Look at the men and women who thought they knew what they were up against. Look upon their splintered bones, their shattered teeth, and realise that you are not walking into a fight, you are not walking into an exercise in antics and tomfoolery…you are walking into your execution. You cannot see it, because the bag draped over your head is protecting you from the reality before it sinks in. The pained expression on your face will not be visible to the world before I pull the trigger and spread your grey matter over the canvas.

I like misery. I like knowing that I have made the world just that little bit more painful for people to live in. Happiness? Happiness can suck my dick. Death only highlights the absurdity of life, Mister Ruler, and I have played my part in the freak show for too long. The reason I was congratulatory towards you wasn’t out of reverence, no, it was to remind you to be grateful of what you’ve got right now. It was to hope that maybe, just MAYBE you would come down to planet Earth and acknowledge just how much danger you are in. Lumping me together with everyone you have faced in the past is a fool’s errand, boy. You have faced competitors, a couple of them a little unhinged, a little different, you must not understand who the fuck I am or what the fuck I am capable of. I am the man who burned Kenny Drake’s home to the ground and stole his infant son. I am the man who held Jeff X’s entire town under siege just to make him upset, I am the man who scorched a Gypsy caravan site, massacring women and children to show Mark Michaels I meant business.

Because unlike all the wannabe sick fucks in this business, I follow through on my threats. I don’t sit around, talking about murders I’ve never committed or atrocities I would never entertain. Nate Cage is no character, he is no persona designed for a bit of shock value. I will butcher your friends, I will torture your family, I will grind your soul down until it is reduced to Sodom if it means I can get what I want. I do not believe you see me as a threat, and I do not believe you have put forth your best efforts for me. You dismiss me, you despise me. You live in the lap of luxury and see me as one more name in a list for you to tick off as you secure your precious legacy.

I have my legacy. It is one of relentless suffering. It is one that supersedes any championship or any accolade. When people think of Nate Cage, they can lie to themselves and say they see a washed up lunatic without any relevance, but they know in the back of their mind just what the fuck they have got themselves into. I am not a man who will go away after I have been vanquished. A chainsaw through the fucking head didn’t stop me from haunting this place, what can you bring to the table that will slow me down? I think you are fucking terrified. I think you are putting on a brave face for your comrades, but you know this is the most danger you have EVER been in. You think I am intimidated by what you did to Raivo? Spare me the, “If this is what I do to my friends, imagine what I’ll do to my enemies!” routine. 

Wanna know what I do to my friends? The same thing I do to everyone else. Ask Kenny Drake why he has a permanently bloodshot eye, ask my sister why she had to retire young. I crippled my own family to get ahead, you daft cunt, so don’t think I am intimidated because of your little five-star classic at Final Destination. I have fought giants, I have fought beasts, I have watched a revolving door of promising talents come in and out of this place for almost six years now. You are an impressive specimen, of course, a man who has become something quite special in a record amount of time, but every man must break. Every man finally meets that one hurdle they cannot clear.

I am going to relieve you of that championship, Mister Ruler. I have manifested it, I have envisioned it, I have foreseen it. I have bided my time and skulked in the shadows, and my time to strike has finally presented itself. This isn’t a Thunderdome, and this isn’t a Chaos Crypt, this is just me and one man…I only need to get the better of you for three seconds and I will be immortal.

Impose your will on me, I dare you. Take all of your traditional ideas of how things are supposed to be done in this business and regale in shock as you realise they simply don’t fucking apply to Nate Cage. You are fuelled by building your legacy, by stoking the flames of your ego…but I am fuelled by my id. I have impulses I cannot control. Desires I long to satiate. Will the gold save me or curse me further? Am I playing with powers I simply do not understand…or am I gearing myself up for that righteous retribution I’ve been craving?

I have been that Red Right Hand, I have served and I have been of service. Those who fear me know I can be wielded as a useful tool, those who understand me…they know to stay the fuck out of my way. You do not understand me, you just understand an idea of me that applies to your narrow world-view. I am a man who can lose to someone like Tyler Kulina, only to be put into a world title match without anyone questioning it. I am a man who can be everyone’s punchline, but put the fear of God into their hearts when they know they’re going to be sharing the ring with me.

Because Nate Cage is an easy target, easy to ridicule, easy to dismiss.

And then the bell rings.

When you look across from me, you have no way of knowing if I’m about to give you a fair fight, or rip your fucking dick off and feed it to you. Mister Ruler, what version of Nate Cage are you playing Russian roulette with this time? Sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m going to do once I’m in there. You sure you can plan for that? You confident you’ve got me all figured out in your paint-by-numbers fucking play book? I have broken every man I have met, because I understand that every man has their breaking point. What is yours? Is it the fact I would happily lay waste to your entire organisation for shits and giggles? Is it the fact I would take great joy in seeing you suffer for my own amusement?

Men aren’t complicated, they’re dogs. You beat them for long enough and they will eventually learn to do as they’re told. I just need to make you fear for your fucking life. I don’t require technical prowess to do that, I simply need time and a little hint of inspiration. Because while you see yourself as a champion doing his duty, I see you as a vessel in which I must pour my darkest desires. Your rippling muscles and iron will are not intangibles, they are things most wrestlers at the top level possess. You are no enigma. You are a man who has risen to the top because you’re stronger, faster, smarter than the people in your way. You have enjoyed remarkable success off the back of your gifts, but those gifts can be taken away. 

I do not want to beat you, I do not want to engage with you in a fair fight. I want you at my mercy. I want you to beg for me to stop while I continue extracting your life-force. If The Tribunal choose to come to my aid and For The Minorities choose to come to yours, so be it. These are bits of window dressing that make no difference to me. You are a man who I have made my obsession, someone I would love to add to this collage.

I have spent the last two weeks fantasising about disembowelling you, making snow angles in your organs and using your skull as a chalice. I want to strip you of your skin, I want to fucking wear it and feel like a champion. I want to understand the magnitude of your responsibilities, get inside your mind and body and make two become one. Give yourself up to me, DT, give me your body, your mind, your soul. Come to daddy and let him do his work. Because while you are the ruler of all you survey, I have long evaded the powers of authority and justice. Your kingdom has a dark underbelly, a man operating behind the scenes who is willing to do whatever it takes to bring it all crumbling down. We are finally here, don’t you see it? Your success only continues because I allow it to. The fall that follows pride is hard, and when you tumble into the dungeons that hold me, you will be lost for an eternity. Your brain will fracture, your sanity will snap, you will not be able to make sense of such cruelty, such callous disregard for human life.

When I went to Hell, I learned what true cruelty was. I learned that to break a man, you must deprive him of everything he requires to be whole. That championship has taken hold of you, it has given you an unquenchable thirst for control. I will make your thirst so intense, you’ll be begging me to take a piss in your mouth just so you can produce enough saliva to spit on my name.

Then, and only then, will you have suffered. My masterpiece is yet to have its master-stroke, and I will see to it that you have a prized place on my palette.

Aria Jaxon, Matsuda and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Big_Baker_Brand
JK Spartan Championship Promo #2
Post October 8th 2023, 4:43 pm by Big_Baker_Brand
“Am I like, fucking missing something?” 


Enter on Jupe King, and she’s at a bar. She’s got her feet kicked up on the stool next to her, leaning into the person beside her, sort of talking into the air. The person next to her simply nods idly along as she speaks, seeming a few blinkers into a binge that rendered them absent from the waking world. 


“I mean, like, I sorta put my whole ass out there figurin’ someone would give me a run for my money, would come for my fuckin’ throat, but instead all I got was, like, some guy waxing poetic about loss and reinvention and the death of a goldfish. All sorta melodrama bullshit.” Jupe rolls her eyes, and continues. “And everyone else has been dead quiet! The Catboy, whatever, I’m sure he’s just there to fuck and be fucked, but the other two? Ethan Giles is a legit competitor, and the other dude’s a presidential hopeful. Not like he’s got much of a chance, I’m sure once Oasis finds out he’ll be dead in a garage with a needle in his arm and his airway cut off, but like, that doesn’t matter. I just figured he’d put up a bit of a fight before that happened, or maybe he’d like, get the opportunity to take a swing at me. 


Honestly-same with Giles! Like, why hit the bricks as soon as you get into a place? Why run for the hills the moment that it feels like you might actually get that shine? Granted, I could be speaking a bit too soon on his part, but I doubt it. Sun’s coming down, fight night’s around the corner, we might as well consider it to be done. If they do pull the sticks out of their asses and get in line, then that’s fuckin’ great, but I just have my doubts! 


So instead of wasting any more time, I guess I should talk about the goldfish guy, right? I mean, I get it-a goldfish is like a family member to a child, the most important pet someone can have after you win it from a fuckin’ carnival, something that you put work in to get. Am I making sense?” She elbows the person she’s leaning into, but they don’t really do anything, instead just remaining in place, and she sighs. “I guess so. But he’s like, a grown ass fucking adult, and he’s waxing poetic about goldfish. Goldfish! It’s fucking insane. I mean, we’re facing Chris Sabertooth, and the only fish I’d hear in relation to him is how much protein he inhales to keep his body looking like that-because Jesus Christ-or his tastes in bed.” There’s a brief stare back at her, but she shrugs, and the person next to her at the bar sticks their dab pen into their mouth and presses the trigger down, continuously. 


“And, y’know, much like the goldfish-soft, boring, dime-a-dozen, not a real thing-this fucking guy is going to come in and act like you can rewrite goddamned history. People want to be mad over things they did in the past, over the fact that they were here and they lost, but you can’t undo what’s already happened. I’m not thrilled about the fact that my first bout here was wasted fighting a stupid whore before I fucked off for a minute, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Sure, someone can wax poetic about how they’ve destroyed their weakness like this is goddamned Star Wars, but come on, you Darth Vader headass-you’re still probably the same whelp under all the PEDs and spray tan, the same loser who came in and lost the first time, only this time you’re gonna get your ass clowned by a bitch who dresses like she listens to Led Zeppelin and smokes two packs a day. 


Like, it just is what it is. And it’s sad, really-that this is the best thing that the competition could provide to me. Three people who don’t give a shit and one who’s not good enough to mean shit. I went into this like I was throwing a firecracker in a Veteran’s Hospital, like I was torching a fucking orphanage! I went in guns blazing and horns up because I wanted someone to give me that effort back, to put that same energy onto me, and instead I got an exercise in mediocrity and three missing persons’ notices! It’s disappointing! It’s saddening! And it makes me feel like my goddamn effort ain’t respected! Moreso, it makes me feel like Chris Sabertooth has to be feelin’ some type of way, considerin’ that everyone’s passing him up for any opportunity they could get! I mean, the guy’s built like a greek god, and he’s got gold around his fucking waist! Like, this is the chance of a goddamned lifetime, am I right?” 


The person next to Jupe is still ripping a blinker, and she rolls her eyes and continues. 


“But if everyone else is going to pass this up and let time pass them by, I sure as fuck am not! Because I came to OWA to fight, I came to OWA to be champion, I came to OWA to kick ass and fuck around, and I’ve got a bonafide opportunity to do just that next month if I can make it through these three slack-offs and the goldfish guy! I have a chance to sign my fuckin’ name in the history books, and I’m gonna goddamned do it! 


So you motherfuckers either stay quiet, or carve a fucking diatribe, and ask me if I fucking care. I don’t. In my head, I’ve already punched my ticket. I’m already ready for war. I’m gonna step out to face all of you down with a head full of steam and a body fueled on piss, vinegar, and cold, hard beer, and I’m going to fucking MULCH YOU ALL! I’m done waiting around, I’m done being a bench player, I’m ready to play the fucking game, and as far as I can see, y’all are at my fucking MERCY! Y’all better be ready to DIE, because I’m here to play for fucking keeps! 


And you, Sabertooth, Crissy, baby-you better be ready for me. You better be keeping that gold warm, because I’m coming for you. 


See you soon, MOTHERFUCKERS!” 


Jupe postures on the person next to her, who finishes their blinker and promptly collapses. She throws up devil horns as she catches herself, and we fade to black.

Matsuda has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Chad Ecclestone
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 4:41 pm by Chad Ecclestone
GALLANT, AL

“Okay, okay, maybe I’m going a bit too fast for a halfwitted goober such as yourself…”

The voice of Kelvin ‘Big Kev’ Dubois over a black screen, before the promo fades into a scene of the Kentucky Colonel and his meal ticket – the immense, slovenly beast of a man known only as Cletus – sitting across from each other in a booth at a greasy roadside diner in rural Alabama. They’ve both wedged themselves into seats that practically scream under their weight, massive guts spilling out over the top of the formica table. Despite the tight fit, neither of them seem to be particularly uncomfortable, owing to the smorgasbord of foodstuffs on the counter between them. The Colonel has finished eating some time ago, and now shuffles a deck of flash cards in his two hands, while Cletus himself is still shoveling food into his craw with a fork in each hand.

“...but why don’t we give this another go?”

He stops shuffling the cards, places them face on the table, and draws the top one to show Cletus. It’s a picture of an official OWA ring, clearly the Colonel’s way of assisting his dimwitted friend with learning the ins and outs of the wrestling business and preparing him for his coming debut.

“Tell me, I say tell me, what is this?”

“BIG CAKE,” comes the quick reply from the four hundred pound oaf.

“...hell no, it ain’t a cake! How the hell do you see a picture of a wrestling ring and answer ‘cake’? WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, SON? YOU TRYING TO GET MY GOAT? RILE ME UP? CRAWL UP IN MY KITCHEN AND START FRYING EGGS ON THE STOVE? HUH? ARE YOU? GRAB A BEER FROM MY FRIDGE WITHOUT ASKING? DROP A DEUCE IN MY TOILET AND NOT FLUSH? HUH? ANSWER, I SAID ANSWER ME, BOY!”

“Shhh!” hushes an elderly waitress as she delivers a few plates of food to an adjoining table.

“Shhh? Did you just shush me, little lady?” bellows the Colonel, slamming his fist on the table so hard it sends plates and cutlery flying into the air. “This is AMERICA, dagnabbit, we got a little something called freedom of speech around these parts! MY GRANDPAPPY DIDN’T RIDE WITH GENERAL LEE JUST TO HAVE HIS DISTANT DESCENDANT BE SHUSHED IN A GODFORSAKEN SHITHOLE DINER LIKE THIS, I TELL YOU WHAT! I BET Y’ALL AIN’T EVEN FROM THE SOUTH!”

The waitress refuses to rise to the bait, rolling her eyes and mumbling something under her breath before wandering off to serve another table.

“Now, with that foul and vicious provocateur thankfully gone from my sight, hopefully never to return, we may resume your lessons,” sighs the Colonel, returning to his usual silver tongued, composed ways as he turns back towards Cletus, “Look, son, I know this is difficult, and you’d rather be off somewhere rolling around in filth or with your head in a feedbag, but I promise you this is important! This is our big break, being graciously allowed into a prestigious sporting organization such as the Omega Wrestling Alliance. The honor, the grand athletic spectacle of it all… and do you have any idea what their top guys make per year? We’re talking millions of dollars, damnit, so you’d better learn the ropes right quick before you make a damn fool of us both!”

The Colonel stares daggers – or more accurately, dagger – at Cletus through his single eye

“Next up, this feminine, long haired hippie freak…” he says, holding up a card imprinted with the visage of the greatest talent in Olympus history: Brody. “You know this man’s name? Anything about him?”

Cletus actually puts down the forks in both hands and leans forward, narrowing his eyes to better discern the identity of the man on this next flash card.

“...KURT RUSSELL.”

The Colonel furrows his brow and flips the photograph to look at the picture of Brody, quickly realizing his mistake as he sees the thick beard and long hair.

“Ah, that’s an old photograph. My mistake, the boy got a haircut recently, must be cleaning himself up a bit to help attract sponsorships or something akin to that…” he grumbles, tossing aside the old photo of Brody and producing a newer one from within the stack. This time, he has shorter hair and stubble instead of a full beard. “This is Brody, one of the hot new talents on the brand. Don’t be fooled by his carefree attitude and pothead lazybones aesthetic. He might look like a character straight out of a raunchy turn of the century teen comedy, but he means business. He brought that man Poet, who ain’t nothing to sneeze at himself, right to the edge of defeat at Final Destination. Nobody thought he had an honest chance of beating the Prestige Champion, but he damn near managed it off the strength of his natural, God given talent alone! No matter what, do not underestimate him, you hear me?”

Cletus probably doesn’t, as he’s busy forcing prodigious amounts of hash browns and fried eggs into his gaping maw. The Colonel takes a deep breath and moves onto the next card, a picture of El Landerson.

“GASP!” shouts Cletus, actually saying the word instead of just gasping, “BAD MAN! BAD MAN! MASKED CRIMINAL! CALL THE POLICE!”

“That’s right, Cletus, he’s a very, very bad man,” nods Dubois, “That right there is the luchador legend himself, El Landerson, King of the 619 and, I assume from his fearsome reputation, leader of the Mexi-Cal mafia. Now, if you know anything about them California folk, you know they’re nothing but a bunch of dope dealing, grass smoking, border hopping crooks who got no respect for nothing! Bunch of filthy, unwashed, vegan communists, the lot of them!”

Cletus nods away as he chews. Dubois produces a photograph of Jacob Senn from the stack and holds it towards the wrestler.

“UM. JESUS?”

“I suppose there is a similarity, what with the hair and the goatee and all, but I can assure you, my dear, stupid friend, that this man is anything but godly. Quite the opposite, in fact. This here is Jacob Senn, former Immortal Champion and arguably the most dangerous man on Mount Olympus. He’s in league with devils, boy, some creature called Belial in particular. Now, it’s been some time before I traveled the country as a preacher man spreading the Lord’s glorious gospel from coast to coast, so I may be a bit rusty on all the details… but that name sounds awfully satanic, don’t it? A bit above our paygrade, I fear, we aren’t compensated nearly enough to deal with such otherworldly forces. We ought to stick to matters more rooted in our own plane of existence and less ethereal in scope, don’t you agree? Best to steer clear of this one, if you can avoid him. Problem is, you might not have the choice in all that fracas.”

The picture of Jacob Senn is placed back in the pile, and Dubois shows Cletus the next in line: Brandon Hendrix.

“SUPA MARIO!” shouts Cletus with joy, spraying a mouthful of chocolate malt across the table as he does.

Pausing to procure a handkerchief from his pocket, the Colonel patiently dabs the milkshake off his face as he moves to correct his friend.

“Boy, I don’t know if you think we’re playing games here, but if you don’t start taking this serious, I will whoop your fat ass back to Memphis, you understand me?”

"BING! BING! WAHOO!"

“Good. Now, that’s Brandon Hendrix. We spoke about him earlier, a supposed Don in the Cosa Nostra who – despite what I can only assume are a myriad of illegal and immoral activities carried out by him and his organization – has undergone something of an about face lately in regards to his former employer, Remington Ivory Prescott. Now, I think it’s best we try and keep our noses clean of all this interpersonal drama… keep our eyes on the prize, so to speak. So how about we ignore all the politicking and focus on the facts. And fact is, despite his size and his strength, the man has a record of dropping the ball in the last quarter, as they say. All we need to do is ignore him and outlast him, and he’ll fuck up yet another chance at the Immortal Championship on his own, without our help. Alright, how about this fella right here…” says the Colonel, moving on to the next flash card that has a picture of Gunner – red faced, bloated and visibly drunk – on it.

“SMELLY HOMELESS MAN.”

“Well, you’re probably half right on that one, son,” says Dubois, chuckling at his client’s response, “Wouldn’t be too surprised if our piss drinking friend here spends his nights sleeping in a dumpster behind a Kracker Barrel. But he’s more than that, boy, he’s going to be one of your opponents in this here Clash of the Titans. I suppose since the Seventh Ward are too occupied to be partaking in the festivities, management decided we need at least one barbed wire-loving sadist in the ring. So, they’re bringing in Gunner. Oh, I know he might look like a soft, beer guzzling, asscrack showing plumber, but the word on the streets is that he’s just as dangerous as Laz or Darkane are. But hell, you don’t got nothing to worry about from some brain damaged psychopath, just because they put on an old leather jacket and shower less than my whore of an ex-wife. Why should you be afraid of any man, when I had you wrestling lions, tigers and bears in front of a paying crowd twice a day, and three times on weekends?”

He gives Cletus an opportunity to chime in, and receives only wet chewing and sucking noises for his trouble.

“Okay, now let’s get to the difficult ones… try and tell me who this is,” he says, lifting a picture of the new Icarus Champion.

“OH, THAT THERE BE TATSUO SAKAGUCHI.”

The Colonel is visibly stunned at this swift, correct response from the lovable oaf he’s taken under his wing. Dubois turns the photograph towards himself, confirming that Cletus did, in fact, give the right answer. He’s almost in disbelief that the man sitting across from him – an idiot at the best of times – actually got this one right.

“Huh, well color me impressed, son!” shouts the Colonel cheerfully, slapping his palm on the table in celebration, “Not sure I’d have gotten that one, myself. You ask me, this boy is a dead ringer for Jet Li, though that might just be prejudice speaking. I am only human, after all. But I digress! This is indeed the current Icarus Champion, a relative newcomer to the brand who has already secured a shiny golden trinket to call his own. Now, I don’t know how the other two brands operate, but I been doing my research on Olympus and I can say with all confidence that they do not hand out them belts for free, nosiree! That’s all the confirmation I need to know this man is good… which makes him a threat to the rest of the competitors taking part in this glorious celebration of violence… but not to you, Cletus. I mean, look at the size of this man, how the hell is he supposed to lift a big old hunk of Tennessee pot roast like you? You’re a damn sight heavier than a pair of chopsticks, and no lie.”

His spiel complete, Dubois places the photo of Tatsuo face down on the table and picks up the next flash card, showing Cletus a picture of Ryo Sakazaki.

“Since you’ve got such a talent for identifying Asiatics, tell me who this is.”

Cletus leans forward and squints hard at the photograph, taking his time as the rusted gears in his brain slowly creak into life, turning for the first time in years. Finally, he seems to have reached a conclusion, and he leans back, crosses his arms over his barrel chest, and smiles before stating with full confidence:

“TATSUO SAKAGUCHI.”

“...god damnit, boy, you really are dumb, ain’t you?” mutters Dubois, burying his face in his hands as his hopes that Cletus might finally be catching on are completely dashed. In a snap, his frustration and disappointment gives way to a furious wave of anger, and he begins to shout so loudly that everyone in the establishment quickly turns to look. “THIS IS RYO FUCKING SAKAZAKI! HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MISTAKE THOSE TWO? I TELL YOU WHAT, CLETUS, IF YOU DON’T BUCKLE THE FUCK DOWN AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I’M FIXING TO DRIVE BACK DOWN TO LOUISIANA AND LEAVE YOU IN THE BLIGHTED SWAMP I DRAGGED YOU FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE!”

Cletus doesn’t seem too bothered by any of this, now gnawing on a t-bone steak held in one hand. The same waitress from before steps back into the picture, looking none too pleased.

“I’m going to have to ask y’all to leave, this is really too much… people are trying to eat.”

“OH, NOW WE’RE BARRED FROM THE ESTABLISHMENT? GOD FORBID WE NEVER BE ALLOWED BACK THROUGH THESE SHIT-STAINED DOORS INTO THIS WRETCHED HIVE OF GREASE AND BOTULISM! WHATEVER WILL I DO WITH MYSELF, I WONDER? HOW WILL I EVER GO ON LIVING?” he screams, spit flying into the face of the waitress as he unleashes the full force of his righteous anger upon her.

“Sir, I don’t want to call the police, but it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been forced to…”

“THE POLICE? YOU’RE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE? WELL FINE, THEN CALL THEM! I’D LIKE TO SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT SUCH A WICKED ASSAULT ON MY CIVIL RIGHTS! I HAVE NEVER IN MY MANY YEARS ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH FELT AS DISRESPECTED AS I DO ON THIS DARK DAY!”

Despite his brave words, the mention of law enforcement has lit a fire under Dubois’ ass. He’s up and out of the booth, shouting threats at the employees of the diner even as he retreats out the doors, leaving Cletus, the waitress, and the rest of the diner in shocked silence. After a moment, the Tennessee behemoth shrugs and painstakingly unwedges himself from within the booth.

“SUPPOSE WE’RE HITTING THE OLD DUSTY TRAIL, THEN. THANK YOU KINDLY, MA’AM,” bellows Cletus, tipping his straw hat to the waitress and balancing a row of half-full plates on his arm before stomping off after the Colonel, out to the carnival convoy waiting in the parking lot, and off to their next stop, leaving the employee staring at the mess left on the tabletop.

“…didn’t even tip, the cheap bastards.”

Aria Jaxon, Matsuda, Mami's Favorite Chew Toy, DT The Ruler, Felix Hartley and Brody have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Aria Jaxon
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 12:57 pm by Aria Jaxon
WHAT’S WORSE, LOOKING JEALOUS OR CRAZY? – RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA.

To those with blinders on, realism always sounds like bitterness.

Coming into this, I had no intention of telling you what you wanted to hear, Christie. I’ve never been the type to sugarcoat things, and if I did anything other than laying out for you every reason why you’ve been sold a dream that will never come true, I would be lying. If I sat here and told you that this Outlaw Championship match would amount to anything more than just a successful title defense from me, I’d be bullshitting. Not just because that is my expectation of how this situation will go, but because I’m the one with everything to lose and I know that those with everything to lose are the ones who must stop at nothing to give the story the ending that they want. Don’t get shit twisted, though – that’s just a fact. It's situational awareness. It doesn’t mean I actually think you have a snowball’s chance in hell of actually knocking my block off. Understanding the stakes is just part of what it means to be a champion, especially with a belt as unique as the Outlaw Championship. We’ve seen this belt defended in multi-man matches where it wasn’t even initially up for grabs. At Boiling Point 2020, when Michael Bishop and I were both competing for the OWA World Championship, he pivoted for a moment to try and set his sights on becoming Outlaw Champion as well. He didn’t succeed, but at that moment, something dawned on me…that although I had elevated this title far beyond its days as the 24/7 Championship on paper, some vestiges of its past still remained. The chaos could still punctuate some moments. The unpredictability that would lead a champion to have their head on a swivel at all times still remained. Hell, there was a part of me that expected my title to come into play during Stadium Stampede, and I was mildly paranoid that one of those Team Kingdom niggas might get a bright idea, but it wasn’t to pass.

That wasn’t fear biting at the back of my brain. I wanted an excuse to kick someone into a coma if they so much as considered putting the task at hand on hold to come for my gold.

You haven’t been where I’ve been with this title, Christie. What you’re vying for now is the end result of all of my hard work. I snatched this belt from Carlos Rosso at Final Destination II because he let his ego get the best of him. I turned back every single challenger – people infinitely more talented and more worthy of my time than you – for seven fucking months. My clout, my name, and my talent took this from a mere trinket used for memes and laughs to one of the most coveted belts in all of OWA. After the changes that I was able to institute, people came to associate the Outlaw Championship with being held by someone who wasn’t afraid of the grind. Someone who would be defending against all comers, sometimes at the most inopportune times. It’s not a responsibility to be shouldered by just anyone. It’s a task for the strong, and when that task is dropped into the lap of someone who can’t quite cut it? They crumble. Look at Sena. He won the belt off of my Tribunal stablemate, Tyler, in what proved to amount to little more than a fluke. And when he got dropped in the ring with the likes of me, he couldn’t keep his eye on the ball long enough to ensure that he’d become little more than a transitional champion. So for you, someone who by your own admission has been blinded and starstruck by opponents you just so happen to worship, what makes you think you’d do any better? You don’t know the first thing about what it means to be Outlaw Champion – and when I get my way, you never will. This belt is not your ticket out of obscurity. It’s not some hood ornament you can carry around to make people think you’re not some pre-pandemic flash in the pan. Where you go from here after I beat you into the canvas is none of my concern, although my money is on you flopping once again and doing nothing with all of that “potential” you were once so lauded for. The pedestal this belt sits upon now is one that I built with my own manicured hands. As far as I’m concerned, everyone who held the belt between its inception and prior to me holding it again was doing little more than keeping it warm for me. I will always and forever be The Outlaw Queen, the creator and keeper of the belt in this promotion that separates the one-hit wonders from the niggas who get it right night after night. So long as I’m breathing and can do anything about it, your ashy hands will never pry it from my grasp.

Those are not the words of a bitter woman, and they’re not the words of a woman who’s lost her mind, either. I’ve admitted before that somewhere along the way after I returned, I was lost, but I wasn’t crazy. I was crushed under the weight of my own expectations. I was frustrated that I kept losing and that I just couldn’t seem to put the pieces together when it mattered, and you know what? As long as I was pandering to the people in the crowd and to opponents like you who couldn’t even lace my boots, everyone was fine with that. People were perfectly fine with me stumbling as long as I was nice, but that’s to be expected. A few months ago, even when I wasn’t a champion, I still had so much to lose. I was gambling with my legacy and the weight my name held every time I lost. Once I decided to put myself first and take control of my destiny, now I’m some insane and power-hungry prima donna? I’ve been called worse. I’m not crazy, Christie…I’ve just reaffirmed in my mind what’s important.

Winning.

Wins net you championships, championships net you money, money keeps me happy and continues to afford me and my family the lifestyle that we’ve become accustomed to. It keeps my daughter in designer baby clothes and will pay for her private school tuition one day. That’s what’s important. I feel so much freer now that I’ve whittled it all down to what matters, and if that makes me “crazy”, then so be it. Just remember that on your best night, you couldn’t beat this crazy bitch on her worst. Well, come to think about it…if I had to choose, I’d rather be crazy than flat-out stupid, and you’ve got that one locked down. Somewhere along the line, you crossed over from pathetic fangirl delusional to just… embarrassingly dumb. The fact that you can look into the eyes of someone who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire and still call me your “long-term idol” makes me realize that what you lack in self-respect and neurons, you make up for in nerve. That courage will serve you well because even if you’re outmatched in every sense of the word going into this Outlaw Championship match, I hate dealing with scary bitches. I want you to feel like you’re on top of the world. I want the intoxicating feeling of optimism to course through your veins, seemingly having been gifted the chance of a lifetime in only your first match back in OWA. I want you to feel supremely confident. I hope to God this is the most secure you’ve ever felt going into such a high-stakes situation.

And then, I wanna be the one who snatches it all away.

I don’t believe I’ve mentioned it up to this point, but this is my first championship defense during this reign. Wild, huh? Again, I expected it to come at some point during Stadium Stampede, but since it didn’t, you and I are here handling this the old-fashioned way. I kinda prefer it this way. As much as I love the chaos that comes with Outlaw title defenses happening in ways that don’t really exist with other belts, I deserve this spotlight. I deserve a one-on-one match, even if it means dragging you along for the ride and getting premium billing on this card by leeching off of my name and my reputation. As OWA goes into its sixth season, with the eyes of the wrestling world once again fixed upon this promotion, I’ll successfully defend my Outlaw Championship by putting you in the dirt. It’ll be just the occasion that the hype videos and promo graphics have built it up to be…it just won’t have the outcome you hoped for. You seem like the type to come out of this talking about learning from your losses and doing better the next time around, and you know what? You can cling to whatever is necessary for comfort after you lose here.

Moral victories are for people like you. Actual victories are for people like me.

You’ve sung my praises more than I have and inflated me up to a grandiose point because you need to tell yourself that you’re overcoming some force of nature in this match. I’m a human just like you, Christie…I just happen to be a lot better at this wrestling shit than you are. I bleed just like you bleed. I register pain just like you do. When you step into the ring with me, you’re not dealing with simply a long list of accolades and you’re certainly not dealing with anything supernatural. You’re simply dealing with a generational talent who has a title at stake, and dare I say it, that could be the most dangerous force of all. And when you succumb to that force, the challengers will keep rolling in after you like nothing happened. That’s how inconsequential your little return will prove to be when this is all over. It’s why I don’t buy for one second that you’re supposed to be unique or different, or more than that, the fact that you’re supposed to be the person who can truly force Aria Jaxon out of the picture. Better people than you have promised to do that and they’ve failed. I intend to put the right stamp on my title reign with a successful first defense, and when I keep rolling on show after show and keep knocking down people like dominoes, you’ll come to see just how much like the others you truly are. How plans for a “revolution” can so quickly be dampened when those plans are laid out by nothing more than a generic, run-of-the-mill talent such as yourself.

In life, the only lessons that genuinely leave their mark on us are the ones that sting. It’s like when a little kid burns their hand on the stove, despite their parents’ warnings not to go near it, and the parent shakes their head afterward and says, “I bet you won’t do that shit again.” Going into this match, you’re brimming with confidence, and for what?

You’ve proven nothing.

You stand for nothing.

And you will leave this match the same way you went into it, the same way you left OWA the first time around and the same way you will leave it when you inevitably evaporate into the ether again.

With absolutely nothing to show for it all.

Matsuda, DT The Ruler and Lazarus Arjen have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Big_Baker_Brand
TEN COMMANDMENTS - GB Clash Promo #2
Post October 8th 2023, 11:47 am by Big_Baker_Brand
In the midst of an empty field, we see two stone tabs, with ten commandments written on them. Graham Baker stands behind them, an' he flicks a cigarette into a dried bush, setting it alight. 


I. THOU SHALT NOT CROSS ME AFTER WE MEND THE FUCKING BRIDGE.



Think about it.


I’ve had my fair share of beef with everyone in this match-and you can probably extend it to everyone on this roster, really, in the warpath that I dug across the world in the past year. I’ve crossed an' I’ve crushed a handful of motherfuckers-Reigner, Senn, Matsuda, Nobi-but I think it’s time we let those bygones be bygones, huh? Time that we let it all pass into the fuckin’ ether. I think any self-respecting competitor can realize that any of the four of us have the opportunity to punch through this match an' come out on top-but let me advise against that, gently, because as much as we’ve all squashed the beef, I’m more than willing to drag it right back out in the pursuit of glory beyond fuckin’ words. 


Another shot at Darkane? Another chance to crush RIP? A chance at the IHC? That sounds like as good a reason as any to come for the throats of each an' every motherfucker that could be standin’ in my way, y’know? I’ve been without gold in this company for too long, especially gold unsullied by the hands of some fuckin’ manchild, so this…this feels fortuitous. This feels like opportunity 


Like somethin’ I want.


So stand aside,  an' don’t cross that line.


II. THOU SHALT NOT CONTINUE TO BE A THORN IN MY FUCKING SIDE.



Mark Michaels, you annoying piece of shit, you big ugly dumbass, not nearly good enough for prime time. I had to do my damndest to kill you? I remember it differently, with you an' the Slur Boys taking off from backstage to try an' take me out despite all of it, with your crew coming to run up on me before I even got the chance to run up on you. I turned your fuckin’ brain into paste, clearly, judging by how horrendously I skullfucked your memory of the one chance you almost got one up on me. I broke your fuckin’ face, I turned your brain into jello, I dumped you on your head, I stacked you, I pinned you, I ended you.


Back then, you were just the same as you are now-some fuckin’ moron waxin’ poetic about a version of a story that went differently. I’m glad to see that despite the growth one of us has been through, the other remains exactly the same, stagnant as a mosquito nest, failin’ all the same. You won’t send me back to doin’ shit, I’ll send you to your fuckin’ grave, where all the other rejects like you belong. 


III. THOU SHALT NOT SPREAD MISINFORMATION VIA THE INTERNET.



Let’s get one thing straight, Gunner-for all the ways you try to pretend that I’m not any better than the rest of you, you leave out the massive, Hall of Fame shaped delta between our respective careers. You could have been something elsewhere, but you instead opted to be nothing, until you scraped your own ass off the pavement an' kicked it into some form of gear. You see opportunity knocking here, brother, an' you tell me that despite myself seeing the same, it’s gonna be the same as it always was? 


If that’s the case, I’d better get another slot ready on my trophy case.


You an' I could not be more different, because when the flames got high, I never turned tail  an' fuckin’ ran for the hills. I never backed down from a fuckin’ fight. Blame my methodology an' call it fraught, but I still had all the glory an' gold that I could muster, enough belts to make Fort Knox wet, while you were suckin’ off the bush league tryin’ to get an inkling of fame. I don’t give a fuck if you think your buzz cut makes you hard, you take my name wrong in your mouth again, I will fuckin’ scalp you.


That’s no threat, it’s a goddamned promise. I’ll show you just how fuckin' different we are.


IV. THOU SHALT NOT INVITE DEATH TO THEIR DOOR UNLESS THEY ARE WELL AND READY TO FUCKING FACE IT.



You see me as your way out, Rafael?


I’m honored.


I’m honored that after years an' years of spinning bullshit, of playing stupid fuckin' games without promise of an equivalent prize, you’ve understood that it’s time to go. You’ve understood that it’s time for you to ship out an' head to join the other thousands of souls in Hell, the swirling vortex where we all go when our time on this Earth is all well an' done. I’m honored that you seem to have come around on the lengthy, diatribe-heavy bullshit that you’ve been spitting for as long as I’ve known you, that you know that death is coming for you, root cause being the ten knuckles on my fists an' the ten toes of my feet, both of which I’ll gladly break off inside you if it means it’ll ship you off into the fuckin' void. You’re an old man, but most importantly, you’re a fuckin' worm, a snake among snakes, an' you’ll never change, Raf. 


You’ll never change.


The sad thing for you is that there’s no scythe I can find to magically send you off into Death, that I can swing to spirit you away into the afterlife, at least not anymore. It would make this a whole lot easier, a lot simpler, a lot less painful-but I am nothing if not willing to get a job done, an' so, I intend on getting this job done. I intend on sending you off.


All you need to do, once we cross into that ring, is get in my fuckin' way. 


V. THOU SHALT NOT STEP INTO SHIT THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS GETTING INVOLVED WITH.



A handful of people have taken the opportunity to put my name in their mouths this cycle, an' let me tell you what a piss poor fuckin' decision that is-for all of us, really. I’ve just recently used my last rag to clean the blood of another mouth-running motherfucker off my boots, an' my fight card’s pretty much booked up, meaning I’ve just got the time an' energy to stomp someone the fuck out. Unfortunately, there’s been a fair few of you who’ve run your mouths-Tatsuo, Reggie, Poet, Brody, Brandon-and unfortunately, I don’t have enough time left to deal with you all concurrently, so let’s just make this simple-a mass euthanasia of sorts.


Or, do me a favor an' kill yourselves in the comfort of your own fuckin’ homes, see if I give a shit. 


You want to run head-first into a woodchipper, that’s your prerogative, not mine. I c an't imagine why you’d cross a bastard as sour, as driven to win  an' as violent as me, but like, I’m not the one who’s gonna tell you not to. Death is a way out for most,  an' if this is how you’ve chosen to take it, I applaud you for havin’ the foresight to pick a surefire way to get out. I applaud you for crossin’ me in a way that strikes me as the most important match of my goddamned life, a part of my path toward redemption.


I’m glad t’add y’alls corpses to the mix.


VI. THOU SHALT NOT BE ALESSANDRO DEVASTATION.



It’s funny, Alessandro. I c an't really even name why I hate you as much as I fuckin' do, but yet, here we are, you still have your belt an' I still have a burning hatred for you deep in my chest.


Maybe it’s because you represent something that I hate, the last gasps of a dying empire, sputtering breaths but being so unable an' unwilling to fade into the fuckin’ black that you end up manifestin’ a whole new fuckin’ life for yourself. You somehow tricked the rest of this company into believing that you’re somethin’ special, AD, but I see you for what you are, you writhin’ fuckin’ parasite, you wrigglin’ fuckin’ worm, you little piece of shit. I was content to let you pass with your belt, just to cause you some damage, because I didn’t want that sack of shit. Ever since you fucked me over the last time we went to war for those ten pounds of gold, I was content to never get my fuckin’ hands on it, but now? Here? I guess I’ll take the opportunity to divorce the two of you in the same way that I divorce your soul from your fuckin’ body. 


You wretched piece of shit.


I hate you so deeply that sometimes, it’s all I fuckin’ thing about before I head to the arena. I hate you so deeply that sometimes, it’s all I dwell on. Your whole world is expanding despite the fact that you should have LOST, you should have LOST IT ALL, but no one can do their fuckin’ job around here, apparently, so here you stand, still on top of the goddamned world, still strong as hell an’ ready to do whatever it takes to keep your legacy intact. You make me fuckin’ sick, you make my stomach turn, you make me GODDAMNED ILL, but you’re here, an' I’m here, an' so I need to get over that nausea an’ do somethin’ about you, now, don’t I? 


This match provides the opportunity to do so. Saudi Arabia’s got a lot of dark corners, an’ I’m content to behead you an’ dump you among all the other wasted corpses, the dearly departed diplomats an' the dismembered dogs, an’ I’m sure you’ll fit in right amongst them; someone who could’ve been something, but was processed for spare fuckin’ parts. And your belt, I’ll make sure I leave that with you, make sure that no one even brings that piece of shit back to scrap it for cost, because the stink you’ve left on it will ruin it forever, tank the value infinitely. 


This might be the third time i’ve seen you in as many months, Alessandro, but I promise you, if I have my way, it’ll be the fuckin’ last. It’ll be the fuckin’ last time anyone sees you. 


Piece of shit.


VII-X. THE REST.



There’s a whole field here content to let the world pass them by, to let this opportunity pass them by, an' fuck it, if they’re not gonna take the chance, then let ‘em be fodder. Let ‘em be wheat to be ground down to nothing. Let them sate the blood of all of the others. If you can afford to let opportunity knock an' pass you by, then clearly, this ain’t for you.


I can’t.


I can’t sit idly by an' let another opportunity to right another wrong skip right past me. I can’t sit an' watch as my career ticks on. I’ve gotten a second chance at life, an' I’m not going to let this one slip through my fingers like water, like sand, like the last one did. I should be stuck in Hell forever, serving as some agent of Death, but that part of my life is over. The part of me in the past that was content to lie, cheat, steal to get what he needed-that part of me is gone. Dead. 


Now, I need to show that to the world, an' what better place than here? What better time than now?


I’m well aware of what’s at stake, here. I’m well aware that Darkane an' RIP have all the fucking power in the world to dictate the direction of Olympus, that this is really just a guaranteed meal ticket to go ice one of those silly motherfuckers, but I’ll take it. I want my shot. I want my opportunity.


I want the Immortal Heavyweight Championship.


An’ I will do whatever it takes to get my goddamned hands on it. I will cut through twenty-nine fuckin’ men, I will stand atop a mountain of corpses as Moses did, but instead of retrievin’ ten words from a false God, I will lay upon you truths; that Graham Baker is the best fuckin’ wrestler in the fuckin’ world, that Graham Baker is goin’ to the peak, because people thought he was done and out, but he’s well fuckin’ here.


That Graham Baker will be the next Immortal Heavyweight Champion.


It’s time to redeem myself, to redeem this fuckin’ brand.


Opportunity’s knockin’.


I’m gonna answer.

Aria Jaxon, DT The Ruler and Lazarus Arjen have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DT The Ruler
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 9:21 am by DT The Ruler


Alright, for real now...
Break is over.


OWA Promos - Page 10 Dt_the48
 
(In an undisclosed part of Connecticut, DT The Ruler is shown in one of his private homes, standing in the middle of a room being cleaned by three of his personal maids. All that is shown as DT The Ruler stands confidently is them hastily cleaning the dust off the shelves and reorganizing the certificates, championships, and trophies he’s won over the years, all while the OWA World Championship sat on a table by itself)

Enough shenanigans! Let’s get ready for the new season! The good ol’ Trophy Room needs to be spruced up a bit! It really is needing that that new car smell, just in time for Season 6. And ‘Tis The Season. Tis the season, indeed!

(DT The Ruler is shown being a bit more animated)

Not gonna lie, it does feel good. And there’s no reason to lie: I feel GREAT! I’m feeling like Tony The Tiger at the end of a Frosted Flakes commercial! And in most ways that matter, I feel good, good enough to just to take a moment and recollect on the greatest moments of Season 5 fuckery that I overcame and circumvented, examine the fruits of my labor from a glance and regain perspective. During this time off, I even managed to get eight hours of sleep and eat a well-balanced breakfast at least once! I even got the main offices cleaned from top to bottom during the week just in time to give it that new feel! And now I’m in the Trophy Room, getting ahead on Spring Cleaning! But to get on topic, It has been a weird, yet... comforting time. When individually, things seem to be going relatively well, I understand that if you stay prisoner to moments in time like what I experienced recently, complacency can creep in. You can assume that after reaching the peak of the organization you’re in, it’s over. The journey is done. You completed the campaign and can just kick up your feet and chill while watching the credits roll. Everyone else below you is still participating in the Rat Race in a way you're not, because you- well, me, the champion, the main man- sits at the finish line with not much to worry about.


Let me make something clear, though.

Season 5 was one where I spent a majority of it with a championship in hand. I joined an alliance of like-minded individuals to push us all towards our own personal goals. I went to war with them for those goals as well. And also once the worst of the battle was set aside and done with, we went back to the one thing we all wanted to do in the first place: prove ourselves in the ring when and where it matters. And while we’re still not done with the last objective, we made much progress and got to at least feel some levity at the end of Final Destination. But even with that, I’m not going to stop. I’m not going to let up. The foot will still be on the gas, I still will find my way to that ring, and I will still put my foot on whoever’s neck I need to.

(DT The Ruler walked by one of his maids dusting a few mantles and went over to his OWA World Championship on the table and nodded positively)

Because... that’s what the winners in this business have done and continue to do. That’s what the winners in the history books have done and continue to do. Doesn’t matter if it’s sport or war, the victors you constantly hear about are the ones who went the extra mile, did the most, the ones who best utilized hard work, intelligence, and talent when and where it was appropriate. And that’s part of the reason I keep going. I want to be all over the history books as one of the greatest to ever do it. I want my name to be set in stone in such a way that my presence is described as mythological. I want my name amongst the stars and the elite to have ever laced up a pair of boots, and each championship match I succeed brings me closer to that goal.

(DT The Ruler turned away from the OWA World Championship for a moment and took a deep breath before gazing at it again. One of the maids was ready to polish it for him, but he waved them off)

I could see the last year in OWA as the best year I’ll have in the present. I can sit back in my office chair with the OWA World Championship now and believe I have reached my apex as a Professional Wrestler.  But that’s not in me. That’s not the competitor I developed myself to be. Maybe in a sense, Raivo was correct that if given the option, a person such as myself would decide to be champion forever If given the choice, but in reality: if I end up being damn near unbeatable, that’s ends up just being... what it is. The best of the best knows at any given moment, they can be overtaken, and I know that’s where preparation and wisdom come into play. The greatest of men in any field, any profession understand that you won’t win everything all the time, but you still have to stand against adversity believing you will be triumphant. My flight leaves later tonight for the Kickoff Show, but I want everyone to understand that despite me enjoying a bit of downtime, I’m already mentally where I need to be for my next defense.

(DT The Ruler picked up the OWA World Championship and saw his reflection in the belt, gazing at it for a short moment)

What in store for Mr. Nate Cage at the Kickoff Show coming for Season 6 is not something that’s going to be relaxing. It’s not going to be fun. I will be all business with my game face on, and that is not good news for him. That’s what Nate Cage better expect to see, a man determined to continuing building off his efforts to cement his name amongst the other legends. As many can note by observation, I take care of myself physically and always have. But if I was all brawn, I would not be champion now. You must be smart as well, knowing which maneuver to do at any specific time, as well as with understanding what your opponent is capable of, even beyond what they tell you.  And one thing I have to come to expect from many of OWA’s mainstays is that a lot of things they may attempt against The Ruler will make little to no sense. Many of the things they may try to take away my prosperity will have no rhyme and reason to them; they will take actions that may even put them physically at risk, especially if that inflicts more pain to myself than to them. With Mr. Nate Cage, I will enter that ring expecting a lot of nonsensical, Looney Tunes-esque bullshit before I expect a contest where two men will be testing each other’s abilities hold for hold. As when it comes to championships- and he’s helped a few- I know much of my competition may take up their aura of a man in survival mode. And in survival mode, many men will do damn near anything to ensure they live to see another day, to see another sunrise and sunset, and to guarantee that their opposition, their adversary, is completely incapacitated.

However...

In that very ring, if anyone has to approach a match that way, especially a match for a World Championship, so be it. Pathetic, but I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? If people have to go beyond the rules to try and gain the upper hand, I have to expect it. Hell, even the stars of other sports are told this by officials, and in Professional Wrestling: it’s commonplace to go to extremes. That’s one of the things that sets me apart from many others. I understand my opponents mentally and physically in order to take them down and show them the difference between The Ruler and whatever they want to be that morning. And I’m feeling in the mood, you know, to set the tone against Mr. Nate Cage, not just for my championship matches but all of Season 6.

And I have a lot in store for everyone.

(One of the maids walked up to him, inquiring where to place one of his championships, and he waved them to a cleaned off mantle to his left, then continued)

I don’t expect Diantha and Raivo to slow down; I expect them both to be hungrier for glory. And as I hinted, I’m not slowing down because I can now look down at my competition from atop the OWA mountain. I’m not going to slow down after winning at Clash of the Champions and Final Destination. And I’m going to demonstrate in heartless fashion what’s in store for everyone against me, and that will be extremely easy to do against a man who wants to make sure I stop succeeding. How dare any man believe they’re going to enter any space I occupy and take over in my place! Once ANYONE dares to speak as if they can stop me from accomplishing anything ANYWHERE, that is when shit can get real for them. And trust me: I absolutely LOVE demonstrating the outcome of when Keeping It Real Goes Wrong. And for anyone aspiring to be World Champion over me: I hope you watch this match coming. I hope you watch with both eyes open, two Red Bulls, and freshly-brewed Blue Mountain coffee because what you’re going to see in that match coming up is me making a point with no regard for my opponent’s well-being.

So take note, all! Take note very VERY seriously, because OWA’s Master and Ruler will not just retain but continue on his reign as Champion throughout the season. And I am feeling marvelous, feeling better than I have in months! I hope Mr. Cage is feeling just as good. I want him to have all of the confidence in the World that he can do what many better men haven’t been able to. Because for The Ruler, taking away that sureness, knocking a man’s ego down several notches always feels amazing.

 
The real question should be: are you all ready for my trail of dominance to stretch longer?

I have my doubts
.

 
 
(The camera faded to black while refocusing on the OWA World Championship)

Aria Jaxon, Bobby Wheeler, Rob, Darkane, Felix Hartley, Chad Ecclestone and Brody have spoken. It’s such good shit!

grandcaster
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 8th 2023, 2:15 am by grandcaster
OLYMPUS PROMO #1 

So, this is the plan, huh? 

Final Destination has come to a close. Now, the higher-ups want to host a spectacle for the people of Saudi Arabia—Clash of Titans. Whoever wins becomes next in-line for a title match for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. 

Alright, sure. Let’s dance. 

I’ll refrain from speculating who walks out of that steel cage with the belt or voicing my frustrations about being thrown into a multi-man match after going through one for Final Destination. Neither of those things matter. What matters more is addressing the others in this match.

In-between petty jabs, it seems as if almost everyone has a chip on their shoulder. Hypotheticals, metaphors, and every reason under the sun to justify why they should be the one to win Clash of Titans. Words, words, and more words. 

Get your heads out of your asses.

The Clash hasn’t started—why are you even trying to bring meaning to a belt that you aren’t even close to touching yet? There’s only one person who deserves to win the Clash and that’s the winner.

Whoever climbs on top of 29 corpses is the strongest person. That’s the only person who can speak about the Immortal Heavyweight Championship when the dust settles. They’ve earned the right.

The strongest person, the winner, will be ME. 

I can endure whatever my opponents have in store for me. I’m willing to knock a person down as many times as I need to until they stop resisting. I don’t need to be a wishful thinker when I can manifest my victory through the only way I know and that’s through battle. 

I could talk about why I’ll be the one winning but I’ll save us both time and oxygen. I’ll show you why by throwing every single opponent over the top rope. Words without actions are meaningless. Actions can speak a thousand words. Rather than focus on hypotheticals or storybook fantasies, I’ll focus on what really matters: The Clash.

That being said, it only feels right to respond to what I’ve heard. I’m not deaf. Even if you remove my ears, I can hear the way my name is said and the way your faces twist in disgust.

My honest words are benevolence. I refuse to take pity on you all. 

Brandon—or should I call you the Don instead? 

Since we’re in such a congratulatory mood, I’ll offer my own words of thanks to you too. I only care about opponents who are serious about fighting so, by parading around like an ass, you’ve saved me some time. I don’t have to worry about your pitiful existence.

It’s funny that you mentioned our brief clash during the six-man at the last Clash of Titans. You lost but now, suddenly, you want to claim that it was because you weren’t trying? Coupled with your botched attempt to help your former silver-spoon fed employer afterwards, what does that say about you? 

You might try and hide your bruised ego by scoffing at me or telling me to focus on someone else but deep down, you know you’ve made a fatal mistake. You’ve exposed yourself: Your humiliating loss to me was either because you’re weak or because you don’t care about being the strongest. Regardless of which justification you take, you’re wasting my time and I’m rent-free in your head. 

Don’t act as if you’re a difficult trial for me to conquer. Even El Landerson, the bumbling idiot, was worth more as an adversary than you. Because even as Landerson stumbles to figure out which belt he’s fighting for, he still tries. What’s the point of battle if you don’t fucking try, you sad sack of shit? 

Sorry, your latest sob story doesn’t work on me. I know when someone is overcompensating for shortcomings and I don’t have time to fight with boring people whose resolutions are as fragile as their bodies. 

Though, I’ll commend you on one thing: Fighting to the death is the greatest honor. Even matches like this can result in a fatality; it's all up to fate. When I defeat you, bow your head to the Honored One. I’ll give you a dignified end. Claiming the head of a fallen enemy is the greatest thrill for a true warrior.  

...Or will you stop me, Mark? Reigning in your partner before he gets himself killed would be a nice little story but even then, I don’t think that’s what you want to do anyway. You’re tired of being the stepping stone for others when you believe that you deserve glory more than anyone. Your heart speaks words that your mouth doesn’t. 

Quit while you still can. 

You want to have Remy’s head and that’s good, great even! But if you’re so focused on that, your time in the Clash will end swiftly. You’re so blinded by your quest that you haven’t noticed the sharks in the water. 

You likened yourself to a wounded animal but don’t you know that focusing your attention on someone other than your opponent is practically asking to be killed? Do you even understand the gravity behind the phrase kill or be killed? 

I’ll let you figure that out once you’re thrown over the top rope. 

Hail to the king? Nah, not my style. You can bow your head to me however, Romani King. Or should I call you Jade Emperor instead? You’re about as foolish as him too. 

...Fancy seeing you again, Matsuda-san. Same to you, Nobi. Do temporary members send their two-week notices through the mail or do we have to tell you upfront? Final Destination ended horribly for you but I’m not going to treat you any differently than I do any other opponent. During the Clash, I won’t treat you like a hero, I won’t treat you like a friend, and I won’t treat you as my senior members. I will treat you both as obstacles in my way. So, sorry if you weren’t expecting such rough words from me. 

I wonder if you two even have the mental fortitude to last long here after everything. Matsuda-san, the precious relationship you had us risk our lives for ended in betrayal and Nobi, Remy managed to melt your white armor until even your endurance was hardly an obstacle in the Thunderdome. I suppose that should make you more hungry to get a win, because you have something to prove, but honestly? Sit this one out. 

I don’t hold any contempt for either of you, even if my actions might result in being cut from the World's Finest. Though, as much as I need you out of the way, I’m not the person who will be gunning after you the most. That would be...

Ryo.

Ryo, I need you to listen to me. It’ll be so fucking tempting to do what you did in the Thunderdome. Letting out all of your bloodlust feels so good, doesn’t it? Seeing the fear of your opponent’s eyes is like divine sake. It’s decadent...but if you release it without any awareness of your own body or surroundings, it’ll be your downfall. I won’t stop you from going after Stephaine, Nobi, or any other opponent in this match. Even if the first person you charge towards is me, I’ll embrace it. 

I respect you like a brother. I respect you enough that I won’t hold back against you. If you really want to win the Clash, if you really want to prove yourself to everyone, then keep your head on straight long enough so we can be the final two. Then we can have a conversation the only way we know how. 

Dampshaw, you goddamn leech. I thought that Ryo severing your neck was enough to put you away for good but here you are, within my eyesight like an annoying gnat. Just as fucking loud and annoying as one too. Listen to me, you unsightly maggot: Don’t speak to me about having anything to fight for. You’re wrong and you’ll always be wrong about me. The very prospect of fighting keeps me alive. Being the strongest and proving myself as the strongest is everything I need to keep fighting! TIME LIZARD, you have to pay your karma for desecrating combat with your existence. I don’t take kindly to cheaters or those who disrespect me. I’ll make sure that my existence is permanently etched in your memory. Not just with a loss here at Clash. To quote someone, I’ll be taking my pound of flesh. 

Speaking of that person...Noah, Graham

Yo. 

I’ll deviate from what you’re expecting from me because calling you old dogs or washed feels overdone. 

There are wrestlers in Japan pushing 60 and still can move as gracefully as they did in their 20s—you know just as well as I do. I only wonder if you’re actually determined. I won’t deny that I might represent opportunity but are you going to seize a chance? You’re both contradictory, wishy-washy. Is this your way of portraying yourself as a major trial to conquer? It’s not good enough. 

You’re both climbing up the mountain one time, an attempt to reclaim your glory days. Unfortunately for you both, the mountain of Olympus has changed and I’ll be the one who sends you both tumbling down. There’s some type of irony in a pair of Corsairs being taken down by a single Shiden, isn’t there? 

Emmanuelle, Allesandro, do us all a favor and shut up. You two have the loudest voices in the room when there’s no right for either of you to have it. I’m not going to be a pawn in this squabble you and Matsuda-san have against this red-white-blue jackass. You aren’t here for the Clash or the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. You’re here to fight a nepobaby who thinks that big buildings compensate for what little worth he brings to this earth and fight over a belt that looks like a plastic toy you can get from a gachapon machine. Like I said to Mark, you can have your individual revenge quest but in that ring, it only serves as a distraction to the real fight. 

As for you, Mr. American Dream? What more do I need to say besides what I just said now? You adore attention so I’ll give you none of it. 

You’re not exempt from my words, Senn. You should’ve won? Yeah, in your head, you should’ve but this isn’t the fantasy you cooked up in your head. This is the reality where you lost and the audience was treated to the live execution of another man. You and Dampshaw strike me as the same person but well, at least Dampshaw is honest about how deplorable he is. The louder one speaks of their redemption, the more they hide. 

Though, sure. I don’t mind testing your perceived perseverance, just like Nobi’s. Kyoushin karate was all about pushing yourself—it demanded that from you. If your body and mind was at its limit, you pushed further. That was the dojo I was raised in. Ishi no ue ni mo san nen. This match is your rock, Senn. Let’s see if you can sit on it for the full three years. 

Golden Gauntlet, El Landerson, Gunner, Cletus. Two guys I’ve already beaten and two people newer than me. I can only expect them to be thrown out of the Clash by someone else that isn’t me. Even if I stand tall as the Honored One, I refuse to bother myself with things that don’t matter. You guys don’t belong here and you're not worth my time, end of story. Unless you want to dispute that? You can try. You’ll fail

How’s the neck, Rafael? Or maybe I should ask you if your brains are scrambled because all I hear from you is nonsense. You can make as many corrections to your style as you want but your loss wasn’t because you weren’t technically sound. Your mind is in disarray. Your words are hollow. Are you going to openly declare that you’re not a lapdog while still sitting in that open cage? Or are you actually going to prove it?

Figure it out soon enough. Or maybe, figure it out after I throw you over the rope. 

Yo, Marce. This is the first attempt to topple me from my divine pillar, isn’t it? I can already envision your face turning red with anger, huffing and puffing about how you’ll destroy everything in your path. As I said before, you’re the loudest cuckoo in the batch. You won’t shut up even if I did cut your throat. But you’re interesting, I’ll give you. 

If you call yourself a man detested by the gods, then fight earnestly. It’ll be my great honor as the Honored One to deliver karma upon an asura. 

I don’t give a shit about your poetry, Poet. You’re the same as Allesandro, a deluded fool, so I won’t give you an ounce of attention. But Brody...what’s with that lack of conviction in your voice?

Isn’t the point obvious? We fight because we, as living things, are born to fight. The reason why the World’s Finest came up short is because most of the members, including you, were too comfortable—your minds weren’t straight and you lost focus. This isn’t a storybook where the good guys win through and through; this is reality where the cracks of one’s spirit are exploited against you. 

That’s what happened at Final Destination: They disrupted the rhythms of the World’s Finest. 

So I ask you this: Are you going to let it happen again?

I don’t hate you Brody but if you don’t keep your mind straight, then I will defeat you. I will approach you and kick you until you lose your voice and your rhythm is disrupted. Then I will throw you out of the ring. It’s true that the Tres Comas Club are puppeteers controlling strings...but I’m not letting that stop me. Because in matches like this, I have no allies. Only enemies. And it would be disrespecting my title as the Honored One if I didn’t give it my all each time. 

Are you going to let the Tres Comas Club continue to push you around, Brody? I’m not.
Will you defy the fate that they have planned out for you? I will.

Your redemption can only begin if you have the conviction to even keep going. So show me that conviction when I land the first kick on you. 

Since Final Destination, my sight has never been more clear. The gazes of kan and ken have lined up perfectly and any cloud of confusion has vanished. I’ve broken all of my vexations. I have reached a state of pure enlightenment—Void. 

Everyone has their reason for acquiring immortality but only one person has the mindset to win the clash. And it’s me. 

NAN MAN DA BU.

Aria Jaxon, Rob, Chad Ecclestone and Brody have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mark Michaels
Season 6 kickoff #2
Post October 8th 2023, 1:50 am by Mark Michaels
( The scene opens backstage on the OWA Kickoff show interview set. It’s here we find Olympus’ chief backstage reporter, Hugh Jass, dressed in his finest powder blue tuxedo with matching bow tie.  He smiles brightly as he raises a microphone to his lips.)


Hugh Jass: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the OWA season 6 kickoff show, live on YouTube. Folks we are less than an hour away from what is sure to be the biggest season in the history of OWA. How big you may be asking? Well we are starting off the season with a Clash Of The Titans match! 30 of Olympus’ finest superstars all competing to start the season in dominate fashion, and more than that, make their case to be the number one contender to the OWA Immortal Heavyweight Championship. There are certainly a ton of superstars who the fans here tonight are excited to see live and in person, and joining me here is one of the biggest fan favorites here on Olympus. He is the former four time Prestige Champion, the Winner of the 2023 underdog of the year, I speak of course about none other than The Romani King, MARK MICHAELS!

( Michaels enters the shot with a strong, confident energy radiating from him.)


Hugh Jass: Mark, I’m sure the first thing that every one of your is wanting to know, is how are you feeling after what happened  inside Thunderdome back at Final Destination. 

Mark: Good question Hugh. If you are asking what has been going through my mind after catching a blade to the belly, I could tell you I’ve been all over the place. I remember the moments before i made my entrance that I was feeling more adrenaline running through my body than I’ve ever felt in my life. I remember coming out of the hospital feeling disappointed at falling short at the biggest show of the year. I spent every moment on the plane here grateful for every single moment of being able to draw breath. But more than anything Hugh, I have been Grade-A, unfiltered, 110 proof pissed off that little shit took this issue between us to that level is how I’ve been feeling right now.  So right now I feel like the most motivated, determined, and unrelenting motherfucker the world’s ever seen, Because I have one hell of a reason to keep going, push past all the pain, and outlast 29 others. That reason is to get my hands on that curly headed fuck we call a world champion, and show him just how big a bitch paybacks can be. But if you’re asking about the wound, I’m fine. A little sore, but I’ll manage so long as I can ride the vibe of the fans here tonight. 

Hugh Jass:  Now speaking about the potential for you to get a shot at Remington Ivory Prescott, I’m sure you’ve seen that the Tres Comas Club will have three of their best competitors in this match as Reginald Dampshaw the third, Allesandro Devastion, and the OWA Prestige Champion Poet will be in this match. You certainly have to think that their marching orders are to do everything in their power to make sure a few people, you being one in particular, don’t win this match, and perhaps earn a shot at the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. 

Mark: Hugh you don’t gotta tell me that those Tres Comas Cuckolds are gonna be gunning for yours truly.  It doesn’t take a crystal ball, or a deck of tarot cards to know that you don’t gotta look far to find my name on the Tres Comas Hit list. So with my back up against the wall, with bullseye painted on my chest, and with me being placed in a situation where no one in that ring is an ally, I’m gonna have to simply go out there, and go so ape shit They’re gonna call me the Romani King Kong.  I am gonna have to go out there and do onto others before they can ever think of doing onto me. Anyone, and everyone, better consider this fair warning that they are all looking at at the at a man who is gonna be shooting first and asking questions later. 

Doesn’t matter if you’re Poet or his deadbeat brother. I’ll be happy to knock either one of you flat on your asses. But seeing as we have the rhyming rap scallion, the haiku hitman, the… well truth be told, the guy who didn’t realize how useless his liberal arts degree was till he was working the graveyard shift at Wendy’s. We got Poet. Bro you got a way with words, but like I always say, talk is cheap. I prefer to let my actions speak louder than my words. All the siliques and stanzas in the world don’t mean a goddamn thing when the bell rings. Not to say you’re a slouch in the ring, but when you step into the ring with the Romani King, you’re not a poet, you’re a court jester who 

Reggie Dampshaw, I head you saying that I’ll never be free of you. I don’t recall running away mother fucker. Yeah, you went all lizard brained in the Thunderdome, congratulations. You took some hits, so did I. Reggie my man, I’m not backing down from from you in any way, shape, or form. If you are what’s standing between me, and my chance at the Immortal Championship, than you had better believe that if it takes turning you into time lizard shawarma, then so be it. Let me say it a little more clearly, if a fluorescent light tube smashing against your empty head wasn’t enough to put you down, maybe I’ll just shove the next one up your ass!  

And of course I can’t mention these two without bringing up the boss’ kid. The guy whose ego is matched only by how fugly his hair cut looks. Allesandro “The Dream” Devastation. Or as I’m sure all the OWA fans will be chanting when they see him, A.D.D. You know Most people who suffer with having to live with A.D.D. wonder how can anyone cope with having to deal with such a consistently annoying affliction? Well the good news is that there is a brand new way to deal with A.D.D., it’s called Allesandro getting these hands upside his head!  Simply smash this fist into to the face of asshole, and repeat as necessary till you’ve done the world a favor and shut this insufferable prick the fuck up. Maybe that’s why when people when speculating about who would win in the Thunderdome, that they were picking me over you. 


Now having to get past Moe, Curly, and Larry there would have been bad enough, But like I said, ain’t no allies in this one. People I would normally wouldn’t question to have my back, have been up front about not seeing me as anything more than another hurdle to jump. A stone to step all over on their path to bigger and better things. Stephanie, as much as I respect you, as much as I’m a fan of everything you’ve accomplished, I am not one to sit back Star struck. I am also not gonna be some pawn to be sacrificed in ‘your’ war against the tres comas club. For the record I’ve been dealing with those asshats, RIP in perticular, while you were sitting at home in enjoying retirement. I get that you want nothing to other pay them back for all the misery they’ve given you and Monica for all these months, but I’m gonna say the line to take a piece of their asses starts with me, and it’s filling up fast. Things between me and RIP have gone to a whole different level now, and I am not gonna sit back and wait to get my hands on the son of a bitch, because my last grain of patience has just ran out. 


That goes for you too Noah. I tell you that I appreciate that I have earned your respect in the last few years, I don’t imagine it’s an easy thing to do when you consider the ways we’ve punished each other in the ring. But like you said I have come a long way, a very llllloooooooonnnnggg way, from where I was three years ago at final destination in that six man. I’ve come even further than the Thunderdome. Not to sound like a dragon all Z villain, but what you ran up against sure as hell wasn’t my final form. So while I will acknowledge that you gotten the better of me before, what I am here to say right now is that while yes I believe you are every bit as good as you were the last time we met, that you still are the assult rifle, what I am saying is that I am a mother fucking tank ready to take every shot you got before I blow up your spot with this here right hand like 120mm shell. So if you got my number Noah, I’ll be expecting a text sending your congratulations. 

 Rafael. You know, you and I both believe that faith is a one hell of a little tease. She can lead you on making you feel like the world is at your feet, and she can suddenly drop you like you were a bad habit. But where you and me differ is that you feel like fate is all encompassing, while I tend to believe that I more or less make my own luck. Sure fate can present opportunities, but you gotta walk through the door when they open. Case in point, Fate put me in situations to get my job back after being fired, gave me the chance to demand the main event of Final Destination when I had no place on the card just a week before, and now it has you and I both having same chance at starting off this season by placing ourselves ahead of the pack. To stand head and shoulders above everyone else. One in thirty. You may feel content, or comfortable to ride the lazy river, to coast on the whims of fate, but me, I’m choosing to not just let the ebbs and flows of fate determine what happens out there, I am intending to make the most of what fate is presenting me.

Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. You don’t want to go there when you’re talking about what happened in the Thunderdome. I love you man, but you keep getting shit wrong, out of respect I gotta call you out on it. First off, I am not asking you to go easy on me, never have and never will. Second, you saying that it wasn’t personal between me and Prescott, well that’s just plain crazy talk. You had a damn front row seat for a lot of what that little bastard wound up pulling over the past year. So to say I wasn’t taking it personally when he made me an indentured servant, or every time he threatened to bulldoze over the homes of all my family just so he could build the Remington Ivory Prescott celebratory circle jerk parking lot, well I’d have to say you’re way off on that. And if it wasn’t personal before, it sure as hell got really fucking personal at Final Destination. Now as far as me not gutting the mother fucker, well that simply comes down to me not being done kicking those billion dollar bicuspids down Remington’s throat. That son of a bitch has been a pain in my ass for more than a year, and you think I was gonna simply let him get off easy with a few swipes of a blade?  That’s too good for him in my book. Now Sure I had the chance to give the bastard a taste of his own medicine, but I had a truck load more of ass whoopings with his damn name on it. When I get my shot at RIP, it won’t be as nice and easy as a few stab wounds. It’s gonna be a long, and painful night for that boy. With that said, I gotta take a bit of exception to you saying I dropped the ball my friend. Let me ask you something Brandon,  why are you singling me out when say I dropped the ball? Why not point a finger at Ryo who was like a man possessed? Or Nobi who outlasted us all?  Why not point out how Senn, Reigner, and Cloud, 3 hall of famers that came up short against the TCC? We all got screwed over at Final Destination.  And what’s funny to me about what you’re saying, is that I take a knife for you, and what did you do? You got pinned just the same. Don’t get it twisted, I’m not pointing a finger or blaming you, but don’t go running around  talking shit about me not getting the job done, if you didn’t do the goddamn deed either!  Pot and kettle Brandon, neither one of us lived up to our potential. I’m looking to rectify that in the Clash Of The Titans, the last Clash the world may ever see! What I want to know is where’s the moment Brandon Hendrix stops blaming others. Keep one thing in mind when we are out there Brandon, It’s one thing to drop a ball , it’s another thing to never pick it up when you had the chance. 


Jacob Senn. I hear you talking about this being the moment you mark as the beginning of your comeback. If I may be so bold, over my dead body it will. And I feel confident in being so bold to say those words because as I recall, the last time you and me stood toe to toe in a ring together it took you, a couple of cronies, and a goddamn inter-dimensional demon who granted you mystic powers for your ass to barely survive the wrath of the Romani King. If it took all of that for your ass to walk out of that cage with your hand raised, what the hell have you been huffing that makes you think you stand more than a snowflake’s chance against the fires of damnation itself that you can get by Mark Motherfucking Michaels?  All this talk about you making your big comeback at my expense, you must be yakked off Jack Daniels to be saying such stupid bullshit. More than that Jacob, Don’t think for a one single moment that I have forgotten what happened in that cage match we had. Don’t think that I forgot how you and your goon Squad decided to beat me when I was down. Or that there hasn’t been a single second since you showed your soccer mom hairdo having head around here where I don’t remember you  decided to beat down on my family  for good measure. If you thought that you had a problem with Elijah, hell son, that ain’t nothing compared to the beef between you and me, because god might forgive, but I sure as hell haven’t. 

Elijah Hampton, everyone and their mother knows that not too long ago you were the man on Olympus. The undisputed champion to most. I say to most because the last time you and me shared a squared circle, the goal was to pin you opponents, or make them submit. There is one besides yourself who wasn’t pinned for three count, and he sure as hell didn’t submit. Elijah not taking away anything from you beating everybody else in a single match, but even you got to admit that win came with a huge asterisk. Tonight you and me put some of that to bed. And I promise you Hampton, I ain’t backing down, I’m not giving up, and this time I’m taking the win. 

So to everybody from Gunner, to Brody, to Sakaguchi, to nobi, to Noah Reigner, when I enter that ring and start tearing through the competition like a chainsaw through a redwood, don’t take the ass whooping personally. Because the cosmic caravan is coming in hot! Tonight, Olympus, we start the season in grand fashion. Tonight we shift into 6th gear and hit top speed by letting the whole world know that if this is the last time OWA holds a clash of the titans, it is going out with the kind of bang that you only find on Friday nights. Because for too long Olympus has been denied when it comes to the clash of the titans. It’s been denied getting to showcase who has what it takes to survive seemingly insurmountable odds, Who has the killer instinct, who is the guy who is just a cut above the rest when given the chance to show out for the whole world to see. Tonight Mark Michaels showcases all of the above when he rumbles past 29 of the best that Olympus has to offer to be the last one standing. Saudi Arabia, Mark Michaels is in the building, and he has come to see 29 others bow down as they HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!


Hugh Jass: Well there you have it folks! The Romani King is ready for war tonight in the Clash of The Titans as We throw it over to you guys in the booth. 

( With that we fade out with a shot of Michaels looking on with a renewed sense of determination for the new season of OWA.) 

grandcaster has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Insertwittynamehere
Never Stopping (Season 6 Kick-Off Promo #2)
Post October 7th 2023, 11:55 pm by Insertwittynamehere
A one-story house that has clearly seen better days is shown on screen. The blue paint chipped. The lawn overrun with weeds. The chainlink fence surrounding the property falling apart. A swing set rusted. What was a treehouse now a pile of rubble. A simple melody  begins to play as Jason is seen sitting on a swing.





See this place? This used to be my home. As you can see, it's not been looked after over the years. My first pet, my goldfish I named Suzie, is buried right over there. ( Jason indicates to his right) It was here my love for professional wrestling was born. I was just seven years old. I was in the living room with my next-door neighbor, who would also go on to become a professional wrestler by the name of Gunner Flynn. He and I watched a street fight and became obsessed. As we grew, we both began to train and work, getting signed to the same backwater federation at 16 years old. 


Jason pulls out a cigarette and a lighter from his pockets and lights up. He takes a drag and blows the smoke into the air.


 I come here before significant matches. To reflect just how far I have come. Growing up here wasn't the easiest. Oh my childhood isn't one big sob story like how everyone claims theirs was anymore. I didn't have it the worst but there were many struggles. Struggles I reflect on before big matches. Struggles my children will never have to go through. All thanks to professional wrestling, the thing I have dedicated life to. Besides my family, it is all I love in this world, which is why I take every match I have seriously. 


Which brings me to my upcoming debut. Yes, I said debut and not return match. Because I don't consider my first match in OWA all those years ago as my debut here. I am embarrassed by that match. I am embarrassed by the man I was back then. In fact, I can truly say I hated that version of myself. I have worked my ass to be rid of him. And now, here at OWA, my work will be complete. Because I don't care what I have to do in order to destroy the last remnants of that phantom. I am going to go on and become the number #1 contender for the Spartan championship. My opponents are going to need the devil's luck in order to stop me. 



But don't get it twisted. Yes, I am coming in here to redeem myself, but I am also one of the best wrestlers in the world. That is a claim I can make with absolute certainty because I prove it every time I get in that ring. I want this business to be the best ir can be. I want a thriving wrestling scene so that I can be challenged and get even better still. Because despite all my success, I'm not fulfilled. I'm still hungry. I'm starving and the only thing that can nourish me is professional wrestling. So I have taken it upon myself to weed out the weak. Those who don't deserve to lace up a pair of boots gets taken out by yours truly. I am one of the measuring sticks of thus business. I have earned the right to say that and I back it up by being incredible in the ring. In a business overrun by wannabes, I am one of a kind. 


Jason stands up and walks to the house, staring down at where a garden once was. He takes another drag of his cigarette, blowing a perfect smoke ring.


I loved my goldfish. I remember being inconsolable the day my father and I buried him. My father told mde something that stuck with me throughout my life. " Always seek to be great for those you care about. That way, when you have to say goodbye, you have no regrets." My entire career I have sought to be great for my wife and kids. But it's not enough. It will never be enough. I am addicted to this. I admit it. Wrestling has become my drug of choice.


 It has me in a chokehold. It is all I think about, it is what I aspire to. And like any addict there is nothing I will not do to get my fix. And when I am deprived of my fix, I get antsy. I get unpredictable. And unless the situation is fixed, I get violent. And standing here, in the very ring I last had gold, thinking back on it, is starting to give me that itch. It has been too long since I've felt that high. You want to know why addicts aren't viewed well in our society? Because they are dependent on their chosen substance, and they do not care who they hurt in order to get it.

Jason flicks the ashes of his cigarette and takes another drag. 


Becoming the number #1 contender to the Spartan championship will begin to scratch that itch of mine. But it won't be enough. It will never be enough until I get OWA gold around my waist. It has become an obsession of mine. As decorated as I am, I have never felt the need to be a champion more than I do now. Before, me winning gold was nothing but a byproduct of my work ethic. It just came with the territory. But now, it is a requirement for me and that is why I have to win this number one contender's match. I don't just want to win so I can have a chance to add another accolade. My legacy as one of the greatest of all time is assured. I'm a future Hall of Fame, that's set in stone.


No. For me it's a need! It is as essential as eating, drinking and sleeping. I need it like how humans need to breathe. And I will not stop until I get my hands on OWA gold and if that means I have to go through the whole damn roster, I will. There is nothing I will not do. If I have to go through four other wrestlers, I will with a smile on my face. There is nothing I am above. Nothing personal, they are just in my way, which makes them a problem. And when you have a problem, you naturally have to fix it. 


 So, to my opponents in this match, I have to say only this. I will tear your dreams out from underneath you and make you watch as I sign their execution order and carry it out myself. Your dreams, your goals, your aspirations will be buried in these very halls as I go on to claim my birthright. And there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. That ramp will be the green mile and the ring will be the execution site for your dreams. Because I am Mister Madison Square Garden. Because I am the Norse God of Professional Wrestling. Because I am the Dreamkiller! The more you resist, the more I am going to kick your fucking head in! 


Jason pulls out his Zippo lighter and flicks on the flame.


I do not care how brightly any of you currently burn. Once that bell rings.


Jason runs his hand over the flame and sticks the lighter back into his pocket.


Your flame will go out. 
Jacob Senn
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 7th 2023, 11:03 pm by Jacob Senn
I wrestled a nearly perfect match at Final Destination V. I made one mistake, I allowed my pride to get the better of me, and it cost me everything I ever hoped for.

That’s something I cannot live with.

I stand before you today with a heavy heart and a soul burdened by my past sins and this enormous mistake, possibly the biggest mistake of my career. The echoes of Final Destination V, as you can tell, still resonate within me. My confidence in being able to walk out of Final Destination V with the victory cost me not only the chance to restore my legacy through challenging for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship tonight, but also the soulstone of Belial was relinquished from my hands into the dangerous possession of Darkane, placing the entire company in grave danger of the bloodbath and carnage we are all in store the moment he decides to become his vessel. I failed the entire company by allowing this to happen and plunged my name further into disgrace for the world to slander me with. I allowed arrogance and ego to get the better of me, I allowed my pride to provide weakness towards The Seventh Ward to allow them to take advantage, and I will not let that be the lasting image of Jacob Senn in the eyes of the world be this defeat. I sacrificed the soulstone for an opportunity I was unable to capture at Final Destination, the Clash of the Titans match on the first episode of Olympus this season, I will pay my penance through the sacrifice of my own body as I fight for the right to redeem my mistakes through becoming the number one contender to the Immortal Heavyweight Championship.

Throughout my career, I've made sacrifices that few can truly comprehend or have been able to experience in this business. I've burned bridges and severed friendships all throughout the industry, leaving a trail of broken alliances in my wake, bridges to be nothing more than smoldering ashes in what remains. Darkane, Matt Miles, and Elijah Hampton—once my closest confidants, now estranged due to my insatiable hunger for success. The Immortal Heavyweight Championship was my singular obsession, and I would stop at nothing to attain it. These sacrifices have come to haunt me, reminding me of the steep price I've paid to reach the heights I've reached. I look into the mirror to see the blood that has been placed upon my hands, all while I was beholden to the power and vitality provided by being the vessel of Belial, it vexes me as a curse I must cleanse through my redemption. I've sacrificed my body, willingly subjecting myself to the most brutal and torturous of punishments you can endure within this business, all in the pursuit of a legacy to remain immortal in the annals of history of this industry. I have broken bones in wars which have left lasting memories in the form of pain to never leave me. I have shed blood upon the hallowed ground of our sport known as the canvas enough to wash away the world and then some. I have destroyed my mind and body in ways it will never recover from to make sure no one will be able to forget the name of Jacob Senn. The scars I bear serve as a testament to the lengths I've gone to in pursuit of victory and no matter what happens in the Clash of the Titans, they will remain until my body meets the final resting place deep in the soil of this world. I know that I'll never be the same again, that I've pushed myself beyond the brink of endurance many times to the point where I can never return to the man I was even five years ago, but I've done so willingly and without regret. A warrior and fighter in this industry must reconcile the fact this is a willing sacrifice every man must take to succeed in this sport. However, my greatest sacrifice has been to my reputation and renown in this industry, even before I was transformed into the tyrannical vessel of Belial. The world has always shunned me from the praise and worship they hold for others, casting me aside like a pariah to be despised and rejected from the masses, forced to walk alone in the world to only be used and abused by those who seek to make me a stepping stone in their career or get whatever they desired most from me. Regardless of the path I've taken in my career, whether as a hero to serve as a source of inspiration for those in attendance or a villain made to bring forth the ire and hatred of the fans, I've been met with disdain and rejection from anyone and everyone who has laid eyes upon me. The world has always sought to diminish any accomplishment or accolade I have worked my ass off to capture in my storied career, to push me to the fringes of this business to be able to say that I am not one of the best in the world because of where I have decided to be in my career, and to deny me the recognition and respect I rightfully deserve for everything I have been able to produce and attain in this industry no matter the odds I was able to overcome. No matter where I have been in my career, no matter what company I have strapped on my back and carried to the heights of the greatest prestige for every person to be unable to remove their eyes from, this has been the constant of my career which has never changed.

Do you want to know something, though? I am Jacob Senn. No matter what has happened and how these people in the arena have responded to my success and failures, I’ve worked tirelessly to succeed in an industry which has deemed me unwanted and undesirable in their eyes. I am the paradigm this business cannot be able to refuse from being the success he has been. I am undeniable in this business to the point where there was no option for the world but to call me a Hall of Fame worthy talent. I rose above the hatred of the fans and the wrestlers who I worked with, I rose above the obstacles to achieve greatness in this industry where most can only hope to achieve, and I rose above every single failure as a phoenix from the ashes without any pat on the back or congratulations from those around me. I want to make one thing clear—I don't seek forgiveness from anyone. I don't care who wants me here or who doesn't. I don’t care whether you cheer my name in the audience or spit on the ground I walk on in hatred of me. My desire is not for the world's approval; it's for my own redemption.

The redemption I desire for myself to be able to look myself in the mirror and know my legacy has been restored to where I want it, begins with this match. It begins inside of the Clash of the Titans as an accomplishment I was so close to achieving last year, but was unable to achieve. This type of match, this battle royal for an opportunity to change the direction of a man’s career, this has been a trial in my career I have been unable to conquer at any moment in my career. This has been a mountain I have yet to reach the summit to be able to bask in the glory of and add to my storied career as an accomplishment. I was so close from earning this opportunity before and right now, I am determined to emerge from the gauntlet that this match will be shown to the world as to be victorious, with the goal in mind to etch my name in history as a two-time Immortal Heavyweight Champion!

Being victorious would allow me the opportunity to settle the scores outstanding in my career, build the road of redemption out for me as I seek the chance with my contendership, and allow me to see all of the sins of my life cleansed in my eyes. There are many paths on the road to redemption, should I walk out of this Clash of the Titans match with the opportunity to challenge for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship once more! If fate allows it to happen where I am placed opposite against the current champion of Remington Ivory Prescott, I would be able to use the opportunity to avenge the transgression made against my former brother of The Dynasty, Elijah Hampton, he has committed against him with the wretched Tres Comas Club. Stealing the championship Hampton had put himself through the worst and arduous tortures I could put him through to take it from me, punishing him for his mere existence in forcing him to met with setback after setback from being the face of Olympus he was destined to be, these are crimes you deserve to be punished for. Should I be the last man standing inside the Clash of the Titans and you are the one who miraculously survives a steel cage match with one of the most brutal competitors this industry could throw at you, just know I’ll be waiting to bring you back to reality by claiming the Immortal Heavyweight Championship and restore honor to that championship as Elijah would if he had the opportunity. If I was to claim the Immortal Heavyweight Championship then, Darkane would be unable to resist the allure of the title draped upon my shoulder, and he would be drawn to settle our score for it like a moth to a flame. However, should destiny steer your steel cage match towards Darkane rising as The Death God of Olympus and two-time Immortal Heavyweight Champion in his own right, settling the score between us becomes imperative. We have been in this push and pull between each other for who stands as the better man between us. At Final Destination IV, I was the one who prevailed inside of an Inferno Deathmatch. At Final Destination V, it was you who prevailed inside of a Falls Count Anywhere match with Lazarus Arjen and Elijah Hampton. A third match to decide who is the best between us is vital as I know and you know we can’t let this draw between us stand. That’s why when I’m able to claim the opportunity this Clash of the Titans presents, we will prove that without any interference or outside forces to mar the contest with a stain of uncertainty unlike our last encounters have undergone. In that match, I will regain the soulstone from your possession, return it to be sealed away with its dark powers to end the line of succession for potential vessels of Belial to use to his designs to bring forth a cataclysm unfathomable to the world. I would achieve the redemption I seek with your failure, be the force of light I intend to be for this company through restoring my legacy, and give the world a reminder for who I am. One way or another, this design to force the evils of this business to be punished without hesitation only happens if I’m able to walk out of the Clash of the Titans with my hand held high.

Winning this match is not just a quest for a championship; it's my path to redemption. It's my chance to restore my legacy to what I've always dreamed it could be. My journey has been fraught with missteps and stumbles, but I will not be defined by my failures. I will not be defined by the mistake of allowing Belial to use me as a vessel to attempt to bring birth to a cataclysm upon the world. I will not be defined by the hatred of those who have constantly dreamed of my downfall in this industry. I will not be defined by the moment of weakness Final Destination V proved to be for me by allowing my pride to supersede the need to protect the soulstone from someone like Darkane from abusing it to his will. I will rise above every single failure I have allowed to happen in my career and when I am able to win this Clash of the Titans match to proceed on my path of redemption, it will allow me to not be remembered for those mistakes which hover over my head like a black cloud. In the end, I hope to be remembered for my resilience to push through everything that has been placed as a barrier for success to me, my determination to never give into whatever is said around me and be what I have always dreamed of, and my unyielding spirit to remain the paradigm of this industry and stand tall as the icon I know I am.

The Clash of the Titans is my crucible, my opportunity to rewrite my story from what the world has wanted to tell and set myself on the path to redemption I must achieve to restore my legacy to what it needs to be. I will not falter, I will not waver, and I will not be denied. This could very well be the last opportunity at world championship greatness I have. This could be the last chance I can be known as the best in the world with the Immortal Heavyweight Championship draped on my shoulder once more. This could be the only opportunity for me to right the mistakes and cleanse the sins of my soul. I would not be able to see another chance to write a new chapter of my career as the fleeting moments of time start to draw the curtain on me if I am met with failure again. Let me paint the future of Jacob Senn should he be able to walk out the Clash of the Titans with the opportunity of a lifetime. I would settle the scores which lay outstanding, I would hold the championship with honor and prestige as it deserved when I held it last, and I would prove to the world Jacob Senn is a man reborn. When the dust settles, and the echoes of battle fade away, I will be the one left standing. They say fortune favors the bold in the world and let me be the first to let you know, there’s no one more bold than me in this match. With the blood in my veins which will pour onto that canvas, with the sweat pouring from me from the battle I know I will endure in this match, through the sacrifices I will make in this match to conquer this trial before me, I’ll be the last man standing and make my legacy be once again…

Immortal.

Aria Jaxon, Matsuda and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Nobi
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 7th 2023, 6:36 pm by Nobi
I'm alive.

What happened at Final Destination V wasn't my best night. Fire, C4, bomb…..

……. golden knife……

I wonder how I could survive from those but here I am, talking to you.

Not just talking. I'm actually going to talk about my upcoming match at the first OWA show after Final Destination V.

First thing first, obviously I'm not happy with the way the match ended. Not only did I fail to win the Immortal Heavyweight Title, but finally, my FD streak is broken. I didn't want it to happen but life goes on right? As a matter of fact, apparently now I'm gaining a new moniker.

SuperNobi.

Once again, it's not something I came up with. It's just a nickname that the commentators gave to me. I don't know if I'm really super or not and I surely have countless extreme matches under my belt, but I'll be honest, I didn't expect to go back to work this soon.

So that means, I have to make the most out of it, don't I?

Clash of Titans.

I never won this before in OWA but I did win one in SSW. I won the SSW Spirit Royale where I outlasted 29 other competitors in order to retain my SSW Puroresu World Title, so I do believe I could finally win Clash of Titans too. I know things are not going to be easy with all the talented competitors and possibly surprise entrants, hell, when I won the SSW Spirit Royale, it was also very tough, but I absolutely have no reason to lower myself.

Especially after coming out as the runner-up at Wrath of Gods ThunderDome at Final Destination V. I was very close to winning the Immortal Heavyweight Title and this Clash of Titans is my bet, my journey, and my way to finally win the Immortal Heavyweight Title. 

But that's what the other competitors are thinking too. Everyone in this match wants to win this match. From a top notch veteran to a hungry rookie young guy, everybody is going to do everything they can to be the last man standing. That's natural. That's the nature of Clash of Titans.

So what should I do to make a difference? What should I do to repeat the same success I did in the SSW Spirit Royale a few years ago? 

I was focused. I was hungry. I had the desire.

Now, I do have the focus because I want to win this Clash of Titans and this is eventually going to lead me to the Immortal Heavyweight Title. The title I have desired so much. That's the title that I'm chasing on because it's the top belt on Olympus. 

That's also the title that everyone are gunning for. I don't expect this to be easy at all. This is going to be a very tough fight.

The thing is, besides I have won SSW Spirit Royale which is the SSW's Clash of Titans version, multiple guys and girls stipulation have been a norm to me lately. Well, not just for me. Also for people like Stephanie Matsuda, Brandon Hendrix, Mark Michaels, Alessandro Devastation, Emmanuelle, Graham Baker, Ryo Sakazaki, Jacob Senn, Noah Reigner, and some others too. So many hungry, talented, driven individuals in this match. Some of the best and all that.

And you know what? If I win this Clash of Titans, it means I 

I'm going to play out my nickname to describe this situation. 

So I have always been labeled as a Knight. I don't know why but maybe is it because of my resilience? That I don't want to quit and give up easily? Yes, that's right, I don't. I'm always working towards the win. Just like everybody else and this is what happened in life too, I win some and I lose some. I guess that's the nature of not only this business, but this life too.

So what does it have to do with Clash of Titans? Well, in a match that are full of so called Kings, Queens, Rich Boys, Merchants, Mafias, Beasts, and even sluts, Knights are always expected to fight to win and survive. That's what I have to do. 

I don't think I'm 100% yet after what happened at Final Destination. I'm being honest about it as The ThunderDome match wasn't a joke at all. The thing is, Clash of Titans is also a human chess game meaning you also have to use your brain. I mean that goes for every single match but all the brain cells need to be used to the fullest in this match. Naturally, the brawn plays a role and while I'm obviously wanting to do all I can in this match, the damages that have been done at the ThunderDome match aren't 100% healed yet. 

It actually pissed me off. My chance of winning is a little down because of the damage I got from Final Destination V, but this is why I have to prove it why I'm SuperNobi. I have to do what I can to win this match. To get closer to the Immortal Heavyweight Title again. The title that was actually on my hands at one point.

The thing is, even if I was heading as the Immortal Heavyweight Champion at Final Destination V, I did lose my title at the main event of the second night. That is really pissing me off. This is also pissing me off with the damages that I'm having.

But I'm trying, I'm trying really hard all I can to win this Clash of Titans. I have to get the momentum back for myself. Maybe that's what guys like Brandon Hendrix, Mark Michaels, Reginald Dampshaw III, and Ryo Sakazaki also wanted to do. Maybe for guys like Allessandro Devastation, Poet, and Tatsuo Sakaguchi, they want to be double Champions. Maybe for veterans like Jacob Senn, Noah Reigner, Graham Baker, Stephanie Matsuda, and Rafael Barrera, they see this as a chance to add more accolades under their respective names. Maybe for guys like Brody, Cletus, and Gunner, they want to make an impact to boost their respective careers by winning this match.

Yep, everyone wants to win.

Including myself. 

I know my own body, I know my body is damaged, but I know my own goals too. Why do I want to win this Clash of Titans? For all the possible motives that people might have. I want to win this to add another accolade to myself. I want to win this to become someone who has won both SSW Spirit Royale and OWA Clash of Titans. And as I said before, I want to win this to become the Immortal Heavyweight Champion whoever the champ is after this show.

Matsuda and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Jacob Senn
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 7th 2023, 5:09 pm by Jacob Senn
I lost.

A night where I had assumed I would be walking out with my head held high, a night where I imagined to not only conquer the evils of Olympus but earn a chance to reclaim my legacy I tarnished with Belial, a night where I had hoped to gain redemption was where I instead lost.

I stand here at a crossroads in my career now. I stand in a pivotal point in not just my own career, but the entire company of the Omega Wrestling Alliance, as I have bestowed the power of Belial to a man who is determined to unleash Hell on Earth from the bloodbath and carnage he hopes to inflict: Darkane. What lies before me are two paths to the future. One where I go back home, bury my head in the sand to wallow in melancholy and grief, beating myself on the fact I allowed this to happen. The other path, to push forward through this defeat, and seek out my redemption through destroying a man who decides he seeks to sit in the same throne of destruction I once sat upon. If this was last year, I would probably say that I would remove myself from this equation and sulk on what I had failed to accomplish.

I made mistakes in my past, there’s no question about it. I avoided the responsibility I should have endured when I lost the Immortal Heavyweight Championship, went home, and sat to watch as Olympus lived on and thrived without me. I avoided the obligation to accept my fault in the destruction I had caused and instead allowed for others to simply suffer at the fallout of what I had done as Immortal Heavyweight Champion. There’s no question about the faults I made on the path my career has taken and there’s no doubt I need to atone for those sins, even if many have no forgiveness in their heart for me. The redemption I seek, however, I do not seek it for those who I have wronged. They have their opinions, they have their minds made up towards me, and I do not seek their forgiveness. I seek redemption for myself, for my own heart to be cleansed of the sins they have been stained with, because I’m the man who has to stare in the mirror at night at recognize if I am a good man who deserves salvation or an evil monster who must be forced to be purged through the fires of his own malfeasance to this wrestling industry. I do not seek redemption for the fact to be forgiven by the word, but I seek redemption to be able to forgive myself for falling under the temptation and allure of the power Belial holds.

I do not intend to walk down the path of misery, sorrow, and grief this time. I walk alone on the path of redemption, the road less traveled for salvation, and the salvation I seek through the destruction of the evils of this industry by purging them in blood.

There will be no time for sulking in my own sorrow and avoiding the failure I had when entering Final Destination V. I lost in a moment where winning was of the utmost importance for me. I lost when the entire company depended on me and Elijah Hampton to walk out with a victory to not allow a powerful artifact in Belial’s soulstone to fall into the wrong hands. I had the confidence I would not allow such a moment to happen, but here we are. I let OWA down in the moment it needed me most and I accept that failure, not shy away from it. I should have won. I should have defeated The Seventh Ward in that match, but instead crumbled under the pressure forced upon me, something which rarely has happened in my career. I allowed myself to feel that I was the old relic of a bygone era in wrestling everyone wants to believe I am. I allowed myself to let those thoughts of doubt of how much longer I can fight in this ring crawl into the back of my mind like a parasite corrupting me from the inside out. I gave Darkane the opportunity to strike at my Achilles’ heel in that match to allow me to suffer defeat by his hands and claim something he has no business holding control of. I allowed that to happen and I must find a way to rectify the mistake I made, to correct the oversight and underestimation I made at Final Destination V, and redeem myself in my own eyes from being not only a twisted man who forced himself to be corrupted by an entity of pure evil and malice, but a man who let his ego get the better of him to open the door for a new twisted soul to sit upon the throne of darkness and destruction I once laid claim to. My road is not about avoiding the failures I made or the ones that will come in the future, but it is a path about standing tall after being knocked out and facing the demons of my past personally, no matter how daunting the task may be to face them. In the face of darkness, I refuse to slide back into despair. I'll stand tall, confronting the demons of my past, redeeming myself from personal sins. I'll be a testament of hope, an embodiment of perseverance, against the evils of this industry who wish for nothing more than to see it crumble into a wasteland of blood and ruin. With every battle, I'll write a new chapter, proving that one can rise from the depths, stronger than ever. I'll carry the torch of redemption, a beacon for all who've stumbled, fallen from grace as I have with the desire to be restored to their former glory. Olympus may have its trials, but I'll face them head-on, forging a legacy of resilience. This is my pledge, my unwavering vow—to be a warrior intent on punishing the wicked and cruel of this industry.

As a warrior who stands before you with a fire burning through his soul, forged in the crucible of redemption and restitution, opportunity has not left me behind and fate has bestowed upon me a chance to correct my mistakes from Final Destination in a match I’m very familiar with: Clash of the Titans. The Clash of the Titans is a match anyone who has been a fan of this company known is a match where the endurance of a man is tested, where competition reaches its pinnacle to decide who will be the last person standing within the ring, and a match where dreams will either be shattered into oblivion or made into reality in a single moment in time. This is the match which holds significant importance to me, it encapsulates the very essence of the wrestler’s journey through this industry, and the embodiment of my unwavering determination to rise from the ashes of my own creation. I’ve walked the path of the darkness, made to taste the bitter sting of failure in this ring, and taste the ambrosia of victory while basking in its radiant glow. This match holds those same opportunities to be experienced and it will not be the first time I have endured its challenges.

As all of you should be well aware of, this is not my first foray into the gauntlet of The Clash of the Titans match. The last time I participated in this very match, I had pushed myself all the way to being in the very last two men left in the match until I was unfortunately eliminated by the man who would go on to become OWA World Champion that year in Michael Bishop. It was a battle I pushed myself to the very limits of my endurance, where every ounce of strength I brought into the match was in pursuit of main eventing that year’s Final Destination, where every fiber of my being was devoted to the quest of victory in that match, and I had showed the world the amount of punishment I would do to reach that peak. Even then, I was met with failure to reach the moment I desired, but my resolve was not broken. This Clash of the Titans will only hold one difference: I will walk out of this Clash with the victory attached to my name and the opportunity to redeem my mistake at Final Destination V by challenging the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. Whether the person who walks out of the steel cage on the first episode of Olympus in this new season with the Immortal Heavyweight Championship is Remington Ivory Prescott or Darkane, being victorious in The Clash of the Titans will provide me with the opportunity to redeem my defeat at Final Destination and the keys of the kingdom of immortality to restore the legacy I tarnished as the vessel of Belial’s malfeasance to the world.

In the heart of the Clash of the Titans, it's a spectacle that showcases the rich tapestry of our industry, a tapestry woven with the threads of future champions, former world titleholders, and Hall of Fame legends. This Clash represents a collection of men and women who know exactly what is needed to achieve glory at the end of the night and I know, this will be a challenge for even a man of my reputation in this sport to be able to walk out with their hand raised as the victor. The young men and women who hope to secure their spotlight in this match, dreams of etching their name into the annals of wrestling history, carry the weight of destiny on their shoulders to be the future of this industry hope to propel themselves towards that status by claiming the status of contender to the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. They are determined to push themselves and utilize their youth to endure the challenges which lie before them to lay claim to victory. You have those who have tasted the sweet ambrosia of victory, world championship gold, and understand the sacrifices which are demanded to hold that status and spotlight. These embodiments of perseverance have weathered the storm before, know the state of mind required to endure the struggle, and have emerged from the fires stronger than ever before. You even have other Hall of Fame icons such as myself, storied careers which have left an indelible mark on this industry forever, who seek something greater than adding another accolade on their already impressive résumés. It’s about proving the fire of passion for this sport still burns within their very soul, that they can outperform and outlast the new generation of talent who seek to douse them out, and they are the living legends who will continue to inspire all who watch them.

We all share the same common thread in this match to desire victory and be the contender at the end of the night. We all hope to be the one to stand out from the rest of the pack and be known as the one to challenge for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship and etch our name in history, for some of us once more. I know what this match requires from me, know what must be done to reach the very end and stand all, but I know many others in this match are capable of doing the same. We must possess the willingness to push through the pain we force our bodies to be inflicted with from our enemies in this match. We must force ourselves to ignore the fatigue that gnaws at our bodies to stop when it feels we cannot face the torture any longer. We must summon the willpower to keep going when every muscle screams for respite and deny us respite for the chance at immortality. The person who achieves victory in The Clash of the Titans must become a testament to the human spirit. They must prove they can endure, adapt, and thrive in the face of adversity to be able to claim victory against all the ambitious rivals standing in their path.

This will not be the only traits needed to walk out of The Clash of the Titans for the championship contendership we all seek as our prize from standing tall against our opponents. This battle is not just the physical endurance we need to persevere, but it stands as a test of character and our state of mind. This match is about who has the heart to rise above adversity when it is presented to them, who possesses that unyielding spirit to overcome the odds and spit in the face of hard times when they come knocking on their door, and it is about who will not let the hardships cloud their mind into accepting defeat when they are literal fingertips away from glory beyond their wildest dreams. The Clash allows no room for doubt or hesitation. It allows for no second thoughts on the next move in this human chess game. It’s a crucible where only the strongest among us will survive and I intend to emerge from that crucible not only stronger than anyone has ever seen Jacob Senn ever before, but on the path of redemption to claim the Immortal Heavyweight Championship once more. If destiny has taught me anything, it's that it's never too late for a comeback. I may have faltered at Final Destination by allowing Darkane to achieve victory, I refuse to let that define me as the wrestler I am today. I've tasted the pinnacle of success in this industry, and I yearn to stand there once more. Not for the accolades, not for the glory, but to prove that I can be a champion worthy of the name and legacy I once held. I want to be the Immortal Heavyweight Champion, not just to hold a title, but to wield it as a symbol of hope and inspiration. I want to reign in a way that restores my legacy to what it should be—a legacy built on honor, resilience, and the indomitable spirit of a true champion.

By winning this Clash of the Titans, it will allow me to challenge for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship against whoever wins the steel cage match. Whether the person walking out the match as the victor is Darkane or Remington Ivory Prescott, my intentions are very clear in being the person to take the championship away from you. Until I collapse from the punishment I endure in the Clash and my body cannot push forward any longer, I will fight for this chance at redemption. I will fight for the opportunity to right the mistakes I have made. I will fight to make my name and my legacy restored to one word to define me in this industry once again.

Immortal.
Darkane
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 7th 2023, 2:05 pm by Darkane
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It can be maddening when you’re on the cusp of glory and It can be tantalizing to put the cart before the horse when it’s there for the taking but that doesn’t tell the entire story. The path of bloodshed in my wake leading up to the season six kick off is not without purpose or merit. I haven’t cut my teeth by idly sitting on my hands and waiting for my ‘turn’, doing so would be a detriment to myself. If you don’t have a holy grail or something you covet then I question what relevancy you actually do have in this field or any field for that matter. I couldn’t imagine existing just to exist and not existing to prosper. There’s a stark contrast between the two and a lot of people are content with being content. They prefer to stay in their safe havens, use what they have on file to avoid drama at all costs, and never challenge themselves outside of their comfort zones. 

Sounds like someone I know.

I’m on the verge of reaching the promised land once more, but knowing that I’ve been in this position before is encouraging in a way. It means that I belong in the upper echelon of the greats. It means I am cemented as an indisputable icon of OWA. I’m one of the pivotal pillars that’s kept OWA upright for the past three years strong. I walked so shrimp dicks like RIP could run. I’ve set the standard so he could put himself on the fucking map. Olympus wouldn’t be as it is now if I wasn't its trailblazer.

RIP will never know what that feels like or what it entails. 

He’d much rather sit on his fat wads of cash and play God for a little bit while plucking grapes off of a vine even if it means dragging his legacy and laurels through the mud. He’s satisfied with the ‘and but’ attached to his career like it’s a fucking malignant tumor. He’s been poisoned and brainwashed by the brass down. Sucking the teet of three influential kingpins and believing yourself to be atop the world at the same time is a very strange flex.

Especially when you’re still playing catchup to Darkane.

The distance between you and me is beyond your wildest imagination, it’s no wonder why you saddle yourself with the Tres Comas Club.

To close the gap on Darkane not just on the premise of talent alone but in the ways we’ve conducted ourselves is a far away pipe dream for you, RIP. You rest easy on your crooked throne, surrounded by affluence and protected by your puppet masters.

But thrones are meant to be taken.

Thrones are meant to be kept warm for someone more fit to be a fucking king.

And you’re looking right at him.

I’m the one who will bring down the establishment. I’m the slayer of fucking souls. I am the wiley drifter with a smoking gun. I’m the man in black who can turn OWA on its axis at any moment. That’s my luxury, that’s my ‘wealth’, that’s my influence. There’s so much history and lore behind the name Darkane and I will be recognized as the paradigm that future alphas try to model their game after. The name Remington Ivory Prescott fails to resonate throughout the fabled corridors of OWA. The name Remington Ivory Prescott is a fetid stain on the Olympus brand. The name Remington Ivory Prescott doesn’t embody immortality, it embodies desperation. It embodies an opportunistic spot picker with the unabashed privilege of having the Tres Comas Club as a safety net when he crumbles. That is how you will be depicted in the annals of OWA. That may be adequate enough for you, RIP; exerting the absolute bare minimum by jumping from one defense to another while blatantly lying through your teeth when proclaiming dominance. Knowing we have a manchild hiding behind the Tres Comas Club’s blouse and somehow masquerading as an unadulterated ‘leader’ of Olympus makes the whole brand look feeble.

Olympus should have never come to this.

I will not only cut the head off the snake, I will devour its entire wretched carcass and make absolutely sure there’s no trace of the Tres Comas Club left behind or residual. The contrarian will say it’s like apples to oranges when you flush RIP and the Tres Comas Club out, and bring in another monster to take his place. The key difference between RIP and I is that I will leave no doubt when I dismantle anybody foolish enough to think they can cut me down and I will do so without added bells or whistles. Without anything hidden in the fine print when shit hits the fan. Without anybody else getting in my way and potentially screwing the pooch.

RIP cannot afford any loose ends either - he has to have his ducks in a row at all times. When his plans go up in smoke, so will he. No matter if he christens himself as immortal. To be immortal you need to leave no room for skepticism, to be immortal you have to be without flaw. To put yourself on such a lofty pedestal is a laughable presumption when you are prone to fucking things up. You’ve struggled mightily during your battles, that’s why you have the cleanup crew ride in on their steeds and save your ass from certain death. Do you know what immortality is when you wrongfoot yourself or have lapses of judgment against the likes of The Death Reaper? A far-fetched fantasy. I do not envy your position. You have everything hanging in the balance, your reputation, your Immortal Heavyweight Championship, your renowned status as the Tres Comas Club’s golden goose. Yet this steel cage may as well be your coffin. 

And I’m the one with the shovel.

And I have enough dirt to fill a thousand graves.

I will bury you in your own shame. 

The story of your reign was supposed to captivate us. It was supposed to convince us that you are the one to lead the pack. It was supposed to make each and every one of us swallow our pride and accept that you are a symbol of excellence. Instead, you’ve let Olympus down in spades. You’ve left Olympus in the dark. So when we question your legitimacy as a champion, don’t fret, for no one has believed in you from the start.

The Thunderdome was assumed to be your benchmark but it’s simply a prelude to Darkane and you could say that for every single defense you’ve had so far. They were mere stepping stones in your saga but what acclaim do they actually have when you’re about to be ripped to shreds by The GraveWorm? It’s a lost cause because you’re a lost cause. Everything you’ve amounted to, every building block you placed down in hopes of establishing your brand means fuck all. How does it feel to know that you’re a bridge to Darkane? How does it feel knowing that your entire association with the Tres Comas Club will be moot when their eyes light up once they get a glimpse of Darkane standing in your entrails? How does it feel knowing you are a shit stirrer and ‘doing what you need to do in order to survive’ just for Darkane to swoop in, wrap his razor sharp talons around your fucking skull and fly away by the strands of your eyes into the night sky? How does it feel knowing you’ve ‘evolved’ into a merchant of violence, only to be chewed up and spat out by the man who wrote the book on it?

Don’t you get it?

Everything you’ve done was a way to fill the void until I came to collect your head. 

That is your story. That is how it ends.

I am your final chapter.

This has no fairytale ending.

Look at what I did to Olympus’ golden son, Elijah, to even get here in the first place. He will be shelling out salary for medical bills through the nose until he is decrepit and hooked up to a ventilator. I crippled that motherfucker until nothing was left but tooth fragments and broken dreams. It took you two kicks at the can and two other plugs to finally weasel The Immortal Heavyweight Championship around your waist and best Elijah. I punked his fucking ass on my ‘last legs’ at the mecca and made it look like another day in the office. Elijah was 100 times the champion that you are and I turned the son of a bitch inside out just to even get an opportunity and subsequently send a message loud and clear.

I know you heard it. I know you felt it. Now you get to live it.

You will never get to experience the thrill of carrying Olympus on your back, you know nothing of it, while I have backpacked the brand for fucking years. I never had to be on top to be considered a GOAT, while The Immortal Heavyweight Championship is the only thing you have from spiraling into obscurity so it’s not surprising you’re territorial. You’re no God. You’re no legend. You’ve enjoyed a magic carpet ride to the top but you don’t belong here. I will cast you down into the shadow of Mount Olympus where you will join the cracked bones of every other legend amped up on piss and vinegar who thought it was a bright idea to serve themselves up for Darkane.

And those were icons and Hall of Famers.

What does that make you?

Dead in the water. 

Another dime-a-dozen rich bitch millionaire who thinks he can throw his weight around because he can afford it.

The methods to your madness have split the locker room in half. Fucking the Olympus roster isn’t showcasing your ‘natural talent’. Any random Joe Six Pack yanked out of the OWA trenches can do exactly as you do if they were the benefactors of the Tres Comas Club. You were given the keys to the kingdom because they threw you a fucking bone, because they needed a test subject, not the other way around. At least back when you were pimping around Mark Michaels you were in control, you had him by the short and curlies via that stupid contract. But even then Mark Michaels managed to pull the rug right out from under you when he took your Prestige Championship. You’ll downplay it like it was a blessing in disguise since it set you up pretty to steal the Immortal Heavyweight Championship away from Elijah Hampton down the road. Only for Nobi to embarrass you at Clash of The Titans. You got a dose of your own medicine and then you had to go play backstage politics and pull some strings to rob Nobi fucking blind.

It’s funny when you’re on the opposite end of the spectrum.

Don’t you see a pattern?

Lesser men than me have been able to sift through your incessant trivial bullshit and jump through your hoops with success. Which means nothing can prepare you for the wrath of Darkane. Make your calls, shake some hands, cross your t’s, dot your i’s, grease some wheels, batten down the hatches, and keep a horseshoe jammed in your trunks, it won’t matter.

Try me, RIP.  

The steel cage will be fucking laughing at you.

I wanna see you jump.

I wanna see you squirm.

I wanna see you try and fight, roll up those fancy sleeves, and take off your watch. Give yourself a pep talk as you see fit. You’ve fought for this, and you’ve sacrificed SO much, haven’t you RIP? You’re starting to make a believer out of me now! Maybe I’m not cut out for this? I don’t know what I’ve gotten myself into! I think RIP is really gonna do it, he’s really gonna.

Fall flat on his fucking face.

You spawned into OWA as a coward and that’s exactly how you will be disposed of once I’ve painted the steel mesh red. The wide eyed sniveling and sneaky little runt is still here RIP, he never left. The book has been out on you for a while now. You’ve been under a microscope ever since OWA 5, but now all of a sudden you wanna change? Why do you fucking care what anybody thinks? You never have up to this point. You wanna be something better, something worse, and something else because you know in your heart of hearts that you are dead to rights. 

No amount of faux bravery will ever cover your ass.

I know you’ll do anything and everything to protect the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. It’s your crown jewel, it’s your precious, it’s your baby.

But it was born to be around my waist.

You were just its sitter.

Now that you’re no longer required, your use here is done. It’s time for RIP to know what it’s like to dedicate his entire soul, his entire being, his entire existence to the Immortal Heavyweight Championship and still have it not be enough. It will never be enough. You will never be enough. Everything you’ve ever accomplished, I have either matched or have done better. How in the hell can you make an example out of me?

When you haven’t set an example for yourself?

You look in the mirror every day, yet there’s an emptiness inside of you, a gaping void, a never ending abyss of wanting to defy other’s expectations, to seek their approval underneath the surface. Why? Why does RIP want to change the narrative, the perspective, and the scope through which the world judges him?

And why should I care?

A wolf shouldn’t concern himself with the musings of a sheep.

That’s why.

You’re a sheep.

And everybody can see through you, see the real you and you’re just as ugly as I am. Except I never claimed to be something I’m not. You on the other hand? Well you’re a merchant of violence, right? I guess you shouldn’t be afraid of the dark after all, you’re right that’s for children.

You’re a big boy now. 

You’re Remington Ivory Prescott!

And I’m Darkane, it’s nice to finally meet you. No need to be scared, I don’t want you to be scared of me, man. I want you to know I’m coming for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. It means more to me than you ever will but, hey, no don’t cry, at least you have yourself, right?

And at least you won’t have to wait any longer.

To know what it’s like to die alone.

VaeVictisBD, Aria Jaxon, Lazarus Arjen, Felix Hartley, JosieGreyEsq and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Brody
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 7th 2023, 1:24 pm by Brody

Prologue (CD)


Deep within the heart of the Amazon rainforest, amid the ruins of an ancient village, lie the secrets of a people long since forgotten. Intricate carvings adorn the walls of their monuments, all of which were carefully crafted to harmonize with the natural environment. Every chiseled line tells a tale passed down through countless generations. A history, lived and breathed, now slowly devoured by moss and lichen. Wisdom, lost to the mists of time.


For two thousand years, the Mawe lived and died in rhythm with the rainforest. Many have speculated how they met their end, but no one truly knows. The more prescient question might be why. Some say it was disease brought by the Europeans, while others speak of an unknown malice awakened by the villagers. Either way, their existence serves as both a testament to the human ability to endure and a poignant reminder of the ephemeral nature of all things. Ultimately, everything returns to the dirt.

 
It was an eight-hour boat ride from Leticia, the southernmost city in Colombia. Far deeper than most would ever dare to venture. The cacophony of the jungle was unabating as the captain, an old man with several missing teeth, snaked the rickety vessel through the murky waters of the Amazon. The heat was stifling, but the bugs were even worse. They never gave a moment’s rest.
 

Among the four passengers on board, one figure stood out the most. A striking embodiment of Latin beauty, her enigmatic eyes were like deep pools of obsidian. Her olive skin glistened with rivulets of sweat, and raven-black hair, as wild and untamed as the surroundings, cascaded down her back. She showed not a trace of apprehension.
 

Driver: “¿Le interesa el Mawe?”
 

She nodded once while her three indigenous chaperones looked at each other with eyes full of dread. The driver let out a derisive laugh.

 
Driver: “Olvide todo lo que cree saber, Dr. Ramírez. Aquí nada es lo que parece.”
 

When the boat finally docked at the edge of the village, she stepped confidently onto the riverbank, her boots sinking slightly into the rich earth. The dying light made it difficult to see. Suddenly, from deep within the darkness, a man with the body of a Greek Adonis appeared before her. Shaggy-haired and otherwise disheveled, his white skin was covered only by a loin rag.
 

Dr. Ramírez: “Dios mío…”
 

Man: “Hola… ¿tennis la tusi?”
 

Dr. Ramírez: “¿Estadounidense?”
 

Man: “Uh, no.”
 

Dr. Ramírez: “Hmm… bien. Soy la Dra. Elena Ramírez, antropóloga de la Universidad de Bogotá. Vengo a estudiar al pueblo Mawe. ¿Y usted?”
 

Man: “Soooo… ¿no tennis la tusi?”
 

Dr. Ramirez: “What’s tusi?”
 

Man: “I mean, if you have to ask…”
 

The man shook his head condescendingly, completely unaware that he had just given himself away. After a brief verbal exchange with the driver, he took possession of a fairly substantial amount of pink powder packed in plastic bricks. Dr. Ramírez watched with utter bemusement as he stashed two under each arm. Then, just as quick as he appeared, he was gone. So, too, had the captain, along with the indigenous tribesmen.
 

With her machete in hand, Dr. Ramírez began carving a path through the dense undergrowth. It wasn’t long before she heard something in the distance. Something out of place. She followed it all the way to a dilapidated structure in the middle of the village, where around 30 people, most of whom were naked, danced by firelight to the hypnotic beat of ‘Ecuador’ by Sash. Men and women. Cisgender and transgender. Intergender and Michigander. A diversity of beautiful, writhing bodies.
 

Dr. Ramírez: “Qué diablos…”
 

Sitting on a throne of polished stone was the man from the dock, his face now fully visible. With a woman on each lap, he snorted a greedy bump off the knife he used to slice open the package before drinking deep from an unmarked bottle of brown liquor. It was definitely him.
 

Dr. Ramírez: “Brody…”
 

Brody: “Who? I mean… ¿quién?”
 

Dr. Ramírez: “You can drop the act. I know who you are, I’ve been sent here by your father. I’m here to take you home.”
 

Brody: “Here’s a better idea: you, me, these two prostitutes, some massage oil, thirteen sock puppets, one of those tubes that makes a funny sound when you turn it upside down, two more prostitutes, and–”  
 

Dr. Ramírez rolled her eyes as she took out her satellite phone. Brody, eager to prevent her from using it, lunged forward, sending the two women to the ground. However, he was stopped in his tracks by a tranquilizer dart. To her astonishment, the first two had no effect whatsoever, but darts three, four, and five eventually subdued him. 


As she wiped the sweat from her brow, she dialed a number.
 

Dr. Ramírez: “Package secure. Send extraction.”


Olympus Promo #1


The murky waters of the Amazon were vast and unfathomable. A pulsing artery of life and death, where survival was a constant struggle that only the fittest endured. Little did Brody know that he would be thrust into a similar environment on the season six debut of Olympus.
 
As he sat on the deck of the wooden boat, wrists and ankles bound by rope, he surveyed his surroundings. Howler monkeys were chorusing from the treetops, their relentless caterwauling echoed through the dense jungle. Beneath the surface, sleek black caimans with eyes of glowing amber waited patiently for an opportunity to strike. It was an intricate dance of predator and prey.
 
“Listen, bro,” said Brody, shuffling to get comfortable. “If you don’t untie me, I’m gonna start fucking shit up.”
 
“You’re tied up to stop you from doing that,” replied Dr. Ramirez, adeptly using a small blade to slice up an apple. “So, why would I untie you?”
 
After waking up from his tranquilizer-induced slumber, Brody tried to commandeer the helm. And although it was four against one, he almost succeeded. Now, the extraction team was taking no more chances in delivering their cargo to its destination. As Brody opened his mouth to speak, everyone was suddenly startled by the sound of thrashing in the water.
 
“Shark! Shark!” Brody screamed.
 
Two of the highly trained special operatives seized their carbines while Dr. Ramirez pointed a flashlight in the direction the sound came from. It was, in fact, a river otter, sleek and muscular, wrestling with a catfish almost twice its size in a fierce battle of strength versus wit. It was a testament to the unyielding determination of both predator and prey, but in the end, it was the otter’s cunning that prevailed. There was a lesson to be learned as the otter tossed its prize onto the muddy riverbank and began tearing away at its flesh.
 
“Whoa,” he said with a look of wonder. “Fucking gnarly, dude.”
 
Everyone returned to their post as the journey continued, but Brody’s mind began to wander. He was drawn to a memory from his youth. To a simpler time when he was seven years old, and the only thing that really mattered to him was watching Saturday morning cartoons.
 
It was a cold winter day when he decided to venture to the lake near his family’s winter home in Aspen, where they spent every Christmas. Even in the oppressive humidity of his present-day surroundings, he could feel the freezing air on his cheeks and the fresh snow crunch beneath his new boots. He also felt the shock jolt through his body. The same one he felt after falling through the ice.
 
As he delved deeper into his memory, he fell further into the water. His heart began pounding as the inky blackness began to swallow him. When it seemed as though all hope was lost, flailing desperately beneath the surface, he felt a strong hand grab him around the wrist and yank him out of the water. The relief of seeing his father’s face as he coughed and spluttered while graciously gulping the air was the most joyous moment of Brody’s life. He clung to Wyatt like a limpet, shivering and shaken but ultimately safe. After tucking him into bed later that night, his father kissed him on the forehead, and the words he spoke replayed in Brody’s head.
 
“I’m not always gonna be around, son. One day, you’ll have to look out for yourself.”
 
Yet here he was, some twenty years later, essentially being rescued by his father.
 
“But I didn’t fucking need rescuing!”
 
“What?”
 
“Oh, uh, nothing,” said Brody, snapping back to reality. “You still haven’t told me how you found me, by the way.”
 
“Being one of the two of us, I know.”
 
Dr. Ramirez’s demeanor was stoic. Some would say emotionless, but not Brody. He could tell her steely determination was pure professionalism. It was clear she did not suffer fools lightly.
 
“So, is there a Mr. Ramirez?”
 
Her gaze softened ever so slightly while the edge of her lips curled. It was the first change in emotion she had shown.
 
“No, huh?”
 
“I’m sure there is a Mr. Ramirez. But I’m not Mrs. Ramirez.”
 
“You’re not? Who are you?”
 
She looked at Brody with a raised eyebrow and a smile. He was enthralled by her beauty, but her eyes soon returned forward, and she did not say another word until they reached the safe house in Leticia.
 
24 hours later…
 
Wyatt fumbled with the key in the lock a few times before entering the room to see Brody lying handcuffed to the bed and the woman that he had hired to track him down sitting on a chair in the corner, reading a book, stoic as usual.
 
“For Christ’s sake, Brody. Do you ever wear a fucking shirt?”
 
“Nice to see you too, Pops.”
 
“Thank you, Miss... Mrs…”
 
She just looked at him with the same look she had given Brody on the boat.
 
“Fair enough. As for you,” he turned to Brody, “What, in the ever-loving fuck, were you thinking of?”
 
“It’s not that big a deal.”
 
“Yeah, no, right. Not a big deal. You just disappear after losing at the biggest show of the year against a man you’ve got personal issues with, turn up two weeks later in Colombia, go missing again, along with $40,000, and wind up desecrating a spiritual site with a drug-fueled sex rave?”
 
“Well, when you say it like that.”
 
“And you title your transactions way too fucking honestly, by the way.”
 
“Huh?”
 
“Drug money for the FARC bicep emoji cool guy in shades emoji? Come on, man.”
 
“Oh, so that’s how you found me.”
 
“Fucking Venmo, of all things. Why the fuck is a paramilitary group using an app for a drug deal worth tens of thousands of dollars?”
 
“I know, right? Shit’s depressing in, like, a super indescribable way.”
 
“I paid off the rest of your debt to them and gave them a little extra to let an ‘anthropologist’ ride along on their next delivery.”
 
“Well, shit, bro. You did it again. Congrats.”
 
Wyatt turned to the woman and handed her what looked like a platinum poker chip.
 
“Uncuff him and bring him down to the car. Then I’ll consider our business done.”
 
She nodded once before Wyatt left the room. Once he did, she walked gracefully to the sink, which was by the door that Wyatt entered, and spat.
 
“Dude,” Brody laughed. “Of all the things we’ve done to each other over the last 18 hours, I can’t believe swallowing is your limit.”
 
In the car…
 
As they drove from the safe house to a small airstrip, Wyatt tried to glean more information from Brody, who tried to hide tired eyes behind his sunglasses.
 
“So, let’s start from the beginning.”
 
“I dunno, dude. It’s all kind of a blur. I think I remember talking to Tatsuo after the match, then—”
 
“No.”
 
“Huh?”
 
“The man you were talking to? Yeah, that wasn’t Tatsuo Sakaguchi…”
 
[CAMERA CUT]
 
“Tatsuo, bro, don’t fucking worry about me. I’ll be fine, dude. You got a big match coming up; you need to be focused on that. Just remember everything I’ve taught you, and you’ll be fine. I believe in you, bro.”
 
“Brody, I’m a medic.”
 
“Ahmed? Where the fuck did I get Tatsuo from?”
 
“I’m so sorry, he’s a little concussed. It’s nothing racial.”
 
“Why would it be racial?”
 
“Well, you know…”
 
“… yes?”
 
“That whole thing about Japanese people all looking the same.”
 
“I’m Korean.”
 
“Let’s not split hairs here.”
 
[CAMERA CUT]
 
“The last time I saw you, you were heading into the showers. Let’s go from there.”
 
Brody just looked straight ahead, in another world completely. An interrogation was the last thing he needed. The events of the last week were slowly catching up to him, and all he wanted to do now was sleep.
 
“You fought well, you know.”
 
“So? Still lost.”
 
“But he had to cheat to beat you.”
 
“Yeah. Who gives a fuck, dude.”
 
Wyatt could tell that Brody was in pain. He had never seen his son so utterly defeated before. Even the time that he came from behind to beat Brody in a close game of 1v1 basketball by taunting the 12-year-old boy with graphic descriptions of sexual intercourse with his mother.
 
“Are you going to be ready for the next show?”
 
“What’s the point?”
 
“The point is you owe me a lot of money. I might’ve let you rest if it wasn’t for your little excursion, but you ran quite a tab, and the Saudis are paying a lot.”
 
“Whatever.”
 
“Don’t you want to know who you’re fighting?”
 
“I guess.”
 
“Well, we’re getting a god-damn Clash of the Titans Match,” Wyatt announced gleefully, hitting Brody on the shoulder. “How about that, huh? Talk about a fucking money spinner. Just look at some of the previous Clash winners and what they’ve gone on to accomplish. You can really put your name up in lights with this one, Brody. And I tell you what, if you win, we’ll call it even for this escapade. You’ll still owe me for everything else, but this I’ll forget.”
 
“Oh?” said Brody, turning his head to look at his father. “Were you still talking, dude?”


[x]


For a while now, it’s been my dream to compete in a Clash of the Titans. To test myself against the best in the world and win. Go on to the main event of Final Destination and become OWA World Champion. It seemed like the path was laid out before me. Like some sort of road made of bricks that are a color roads aren’t usually made of.
 
I was there when Aria Jaxon won the first Clash, and the atmosphere was off the fucking chain, dude. It was like nothing I’d ever experienced. From that moment on, I made it my life’s work to climb to the top of that mountain. To feel the roar of the crowd as my music hit and the rush of adrenaline as I sprinted to the ring.
 
And now it’s not just a dream, bro. It's reality. But I could care fucking less.
 
Like, think about it. We spend so much time chasing after all these things, you know. Money, fame, shiny stuff. But in the end, what's it all worth, bro? One minute, you’re competing for a title at the biggest show of the year; the next, you’re getting your dick sucked in the Amazon while off your tits on Colombian power sniff. We're all just passing through and leaving nothing but footprints in the sand, dude. We spend so much time in the gym, but you know what? No matter what, our body’s still gonna get old.
 
Just don’t worry about it. Why worry about shit when you can just choose to constantly have a good time? Leave climate change to the nerds to figure out. If you’re threatened by war, just say no. Diagnosed with cancer? That sounds like a choice, bro.
 
When I arrived in Philly for Final Destination, I was ready. I’d worked hard, and now it was time to reap the rewards. The World’s Finest had beaten Tres Comas Club, we rescued Monica, and we all got our opportunities. It felt like the stars had aligned, dude.
 
And what happened?
 
RIP won. Devione won. Monica stabbed Cloud in the back. And Poet… well, he beat me. Sure, he bent the rules, but I expected that from him. I’m not gonna complain about that, bro. It’s like the tale of the Princess and the Frog, you know?


You don't? Well...
 
One day, there was this princess who really wanted to open a restaurant, so she tried to fuck this frog. I think the frog had connections in the industry or some shit. Anyway, the frog was like, ‘Nah bro, you’re a princess, you’ll fucking sting me the first chance you get.’ But she was like, ‘Nah, don’t trip, I’m just thirsty for dick, bro.’ So, the frog was like, ‘Sweet, hop on, bitch.’ He was all about the jokes, this guy. But as they were fucking, the princess stung the frog, and they both died. As they were drowning, the frog was like, ‘The fuck, bro?’ and the princess said, ‘You still gonna hook me up though, right dawg?’
 
So, you see my point?
 
Olympus is a fucking den of vipers, bro. And now I’m facing 29 of them in one match. Yeah, I could prepare for it. I could put hours and hours in the gym, but why bother when it’ll just end up in fuckery? Love it or hate it, the TCC runs Olympus. They’re fucked if it’s a fair fight, but they’ll never let it be a fair fight. Why would they? It’s not in their nature, bro.
 
Who’s my money on?
 
Well, you really think KD is gonna enter his son into a Clash of the Titans match, with all of the World’s Finest, without the express intention of helping him win? Not a chance, dude.
 
Rambeaux and the Gauntlet man were only mercenaries, so it won’t really matter to them, but the likes of Poet and Jurch Popscotch are about to find out where they really stand in Tres Comas Club. And I’ll give them a hint, it’s below anyone with the name Devione. Even Remington Ivory Prescott can’t change the fact that, no matter what, KD is gonna side with his golden boy. The dude’s like one of those weirdos obsessed with Halloween, the way he pumps his kin.
 
So, again I ask, what’s the point?
 
They’re pitting Brandon Hendrix against Mark Michaels. Tatsuo against Ryo. Matsuda against Emmy. Reigner against Baker. El Landerson will also be there. Even to me, it’s obvious what they’re trying to do. And we’ll probably just let it happen. Let them divide us even more.
 
I’ll turn up and fight. I love the game too much. But I’m not wasting any time preparing. I’ll meet the challenge with whatever I have right now.
 
And if that’s not good enough... whatever, who gives a fuck?

Aria Jaxon, Matsuda, Mami's Favorite Chew Toy, Chad Ecclestone, JosieGreyEsq and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Gunner
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 7th 2023, 12:00 pm by Gunner
OWA Promos - Page 10 Gunner

SEASON 6 PREMIERE — PROMO #1| LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

12/01/2022.
MOUNT SINAI REHAB CENTER


The scene officially begins directly outside one of New York City’s most iconic rehabilitation centers, where the interior of the building tells a story of its own, as from the forefront, it didn’t look the least pleasing. Instead of being a well-monitored, highly-kept building like it once was described as, it now looked to be a shell of its former-self, it now could only be seen as a borderline abandoned infrastructure, with limited staff holding the place together, all because of what lives past the door. Not long after, the camera started to gradually pan inside of the location, where an unfamiliar individual is seen pushing the doors open. There isn’t any sense of confidence visible, not in her eyes, not on her face, nowhere, there’s only one thing that was for certain — in this moment, she’s an anxious wreck. Even then, she refuses to pause, and instead walks up to the front desk.


RECEPTIONIST: 

How can I assist you today, ma'am?

???:

I’m here to see a patient…Gunner Wilson.


(The conversation stops in its tracks, as the receptionist seems to be stunned, not expecting that name to be spoken. However, she manages to collect herself, and moves on.)

RECEPTIONIST: 

Alright, and what’s your relation to the patient?

???:

…Brother.

For the second time in only a few seconds, there was a lengthy pause between the two, which only continued to confuse her, not really being able to grasp the environment that she’s surrounded in. That was until from the corner of her eye, she noticed that a doctor was heading in her direction, which immediately diverted her attention away from the front desk, and towards him.

DR ULRICH: 

Hey, it’s Julia, right?

JULIA WILSON: 

Yeah, that’s me. And you are?

DR ULRICH: 

I think it’s better if we sit down for this one, if you don’t mind.

DR ULRICH: 

“’m the lead doctor at this rehabilitation center, and for the past nine months, I’ve been in charge of taking care of your brother, with the sole job of slowly reintroducing him into society when the time is right – and only then.

It’s been a long road to recovery, are you familiar with the reasoning behind why he’s here?

JULIA WILSON:
 I’ve got to be honest, not at all. I’ve been distanced from our family for years, and he’s had to fend for himself ever since… Did something happen?”

DR ULRICH: 
Oh dear.

DR ULRICH: 
In your absence, your stepfather was diagnosed with schizophrenia. He refused to take the medicine that was prescribed to him, and in turn, his hallucinations took over his mind. He has claimed that a presence other than himself forced him to torture those who contradicted his behavior, which he did with a sick-and-twisted version of a “game.

JULIA WILSON:
A game? What kind of -

DR ULRICH: 
He forced your brother to bring home a group of friends each year, filling the house with traps of all kinds, daring them to escape if they could, and if they didn’t - they’d be at his mercy. As you might imagine, he watched his friends die every year, over-and-over again.

JULIA WILSON:
Jesus christ…

DR ULRICH: 
Each and every time, he has been promised freedom, he has been denied. Not only does he think that he’s the cause of all the death that’s around him, but he’s been led to believe this is the truth. Consistently by those who are supposed to love him, you can only imagine the pain.

So before I go ahead and take you to see him, I’d like you to be prepared. This isn’t the same Gunner that you remember, he’s different, and it’s important to remember that.

—---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

***
PRESENT DAY:

Can you feel that, man? There’s confidence in each story that they try to tell, they pretend to understand the truth behind my own story, almost as if they were there — but they're all fooling themselves. If anyone had actually been there to bear witness to the horrors that had occured, maybe we wouldn’t be in this predicament, but that’s the thing — nobody was there. Time and time again, people feel it’s appropriate to use me for their own benefit, without fail, I’m passed along like another piece of meat, because of everyone else’s fear to stand up to the monsters of this world. Some might call this pathetic, but frankly, I call this a fact of life, as we all have a choice to stand up for what we believe is right, so why waste it on something that doesn’t benefit you? Many seem to not understand this approach to life, but it’s the ONLY way I’ve been taught, to make it out alive, and secure what is yours, nothing more, nothing less.

There’s rules to our existence.
And I’m prepared to follow them through.

They’ve tried to save me before, but just like in the past, I don’t need a savior, I don’t need help, I know what I’ve been through, because I’m the one it happened to. Yet, the truth doesn’t matter to them, my own demons aren’t of importance to them, because they only want one thing — and that’s to be the hero. But that’s the thing about these kinds of stories, there’s no heroes or villains, nobody to save the day, or to create a divide, only those who are willing to do what they deem necessary to survive. And for me, that’s returning to where it all started. I’ve been away from professional wrestling for far too long, I’ve seen numerous people pass me by — just because I was pushed out the door too early. Realistically, there’s a ton of unfinished business to tend to than I’ve let on — and I’m the only one who can deal with it head-on. At one time, I was on the rise to stardom, constantly told that I was on the cusp to ‘bigger’ things, even adding the title of ‘World Champion’ to my resume — but I lost it all — all because I’ve never been able to control my emotions. In the past, I always thought that this was a fault of my own, that maybe all those who promised that my nature could only be seen as psychotic — maybe they were right.

What do you think, Rafael? Were you right about me all along?

Over a year ago, you chose to take a gamble on me, to learn the ropes, and have the distinct honor of standing alongside you, but that didn’t last long, now did it? It was a tale as old as time, when you were no longer able to control me, and the thoughts of my success matching up to yours started to slowly creep in — you vanished. You chose to cut ties with me, not because of my ‘psychotic’ nature, but rather due your insecurities of being worse than the two of us — and you’d be right. By every stretch of the word, you’re worse, and if you don’t want to take my word for it, feel free to check the record books, they don’t lie, and my victory over you still reigns true to this day, even if it wasn’t in this company.  I haven’t forgotten about your mistreatment towards me, and I promise you in my return, your debt will be collected, and the humiliation that you felt back then, this time will only be a repeat.

You aren’t the only one though, there’s so many like you, those who try to fool the world of their innocence, but the consistent issue with this industry is that you’re all so damn gullible. However, if I have to be the one to reveal the truth, to show that many of you aren’t capable of being in this industry, let alone to challenge for the brand’s top prize, then so be it. There’s a part of me that wants to give you all the benefit of the doubt, but then I look around, and I see men such as Graham Baker, who’ve only made their career based off of lies and deception. You’re really going to tell the entire world that I bailed on every promotion I’ve been a part of? I’ve tried to play the humble game before, many times in fact, but it’s never gone my way, not in a way that I envisioned anyways. So don’t try to play that shit, Baker, you’re not any better than the rest of us. You’ve been given more opportunities than anyone else can afford, and the result has never been different, but you still believe in your gut, that this time won’t be the same – that’s the definition of insanity.

I’m not going to run away, but you might want to — three years makes all of the difference. And you need to be taught that lying on one’s name isn’t rewarded.

Just like you, there’s so many others that believe they deserve more than they’ve earned, that in some way,they’re special, but that’s a load of crap. A majority of you think there’s something special within you, that you’re more than deserving to be a king among peasants, but you’re just another tick in the system at the end of the day. And I speak from experience, I’ve been in the same position as someone like Marce Rambeaux, ambitious for the future, thinking his time will come any day now, but allow me to let you in on a little secret — you’ll fail. Do me a favor, don’t waste your time in being ambitious, you’re in a den filled with wolves, just waiting to be chewed up and spit back out…because that’s your role. Same to you, Reginald, if you wanted to rest so badly, you’d have done it already, but instead, you’d rather sit back and watch everyone around you prosper, to lap you, and don’t try to dispute it.

You might not know who I am, but you’ll learn it soon enough. I’ve been in your position before, almost feeling lost around others, wondering where it could’ve all gone so wrong? But here’s some advice, if you’re unable to figure out the reason as to why you’ve constantly failed, while all of your peers have managed to surpass you, it might be time to look in the mirror. If my research is anything to go by, you’ve been in this company for YEARS, and in that time, you’ve continuously tried to fool everyone into believing that you’re worthy to lead the charge. But these second chances aren’t made from deserving acts, but instead from pity. This should bother you.

There’s a handful of you that could be running these streets, you could be in the same position that RIP is currently in— but instead you find yourself being the beacon of hope for these people. But why? Just look at a guy like Nobi, someone who’s felt the pressure of being a World Champion, and instead of embracing it, he crumbled, it was too much to handle, because you’re not doing it for yourself, you’re doing it for THESE PEOPLE. Individuals who don’t know right from wrong, who only want to see you succeed, because they refuse to push themselves far enough to see any success of their own. So I’ll be the bad guy yet again, I’m going to have to keep you from realizing your potential once more, and repeat the events of Final Destination V. But instead of cheating you out of a title victory by stabbing into your flesh — I’ll be keeping you from a chance at redemption, by throwing you over the top rope, and ensuring that you realize that listening to those who willingly waste their lives, won’t get you far. And will only lead to your failure.

And I’ll be the one to make sure that this time around, the feeling will last.

But for people like you, I can only hope that you’ll listen, because I don’t want to inflict violence upon you, but your persistence to not find that killer instinct inside you is only hurting you. And the same can be said for you, Mark Micheals you’re truly one of a kind — at diminishing your potential. After being given chance after chance to prove that you're worth the time and effort, to justify the investment that’s been put into you, your ability to fail every single time that you’re up at the plate is incredible, because in all honesty, for someone who has the benefits that you’ve been given, there should be NO EXCUSE for your lack of championship gold. But still, you’re left with nothing, and when it comes down to it, there’s no better way that I’d like to spend my debut, than proving to you that your failure to accomplish your dreams are your own doing, and I’m only the one who’s willing to send you down the route that you’ve seen so many times before.

Don’t blame me because you’d rather waste your opportunities, rather than embrace them.

But yet, that’s still nothing compared to you, Brandon, the one who let the world slip from his fingertips, all because he didn’t think he was worth it — until it was all too late. I’d like to believe in you, I truly would, but it’s evident by now that you didn’t start believing in your own capabilities until you started to see results. So tell me, why should I believe in you, if you can’t even believe in yourself? I can’t. All you’ve ever wanted to be was a World Champion, but when you were given that opportunity to shine and finally accomplish your dreams, you weren’t good enough. But that’s the story of your life, isn’t it? Getting so close to immortality, but proving to be nothing more than a pathetic mortal at the end of the day — and that’s all you’ll ever be. This is no longer about you realizing your potential, that ship has sailed, and now it’s much more important for you to learn a valuable lesson. Which is that there aren't unlimited chances in this sport, and eventually, if you fail enough times, your chance to make something of yourself expires — and that’s where we’re at now.

I’m not going to allow you, or anyone else to cost me a chance at redemption, to experience the opportunity to become World Champion one more time, but unlike the rest of you, it isn’t about representing this company,I’ve been down that road before, it’s not for me. But what IS for me, is ensuring that you all are taught that opportunities aren’t free, that your career is only valuable if you treat it as such. And if the only way you’ll learn that is by me taking away all of your selective dreams on my first night here — then so be it.

I’m not afraid to prove that none of you belong. Let the games begin.

Matsuda, Mami's Favorite Chew Toy, Remington Ivory Prescott, Lazarus Arjen, Chad Ecclestone, JosieGreyEsq and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Chad Ecclestone
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 6th 2023, 8:04 pm by Chad Ecclestone
BENEVOLENCE, GA

A dusty circus tent has been erected under the baking Georgia sun, somewhere in the backroads of the Peach State. A faded sign flapping in the painfully slight breeze declares this to be the current stop for Colonel KD’s Traveling Carnival. There’s a modest midway set up with a few rusty rides, clearly on their last legs and likely wildly unsafe to operate. A few smaller tents are house to fortune tellers and disfigured freaks, along with games of chance and even a few women practicing the world’s oldest profession on the down low.

From one of the bigger tents erupts a large, obese man in a white suit, looking like someone straight out of the stands at the Kentucky Derby. The only thing missing from his Kentucky Colonel get-up is a Mint Julep and a house slave. He’s sweating in this unseasonably warm autumn weather, dabbing away at his forehead with a silk handkerchief, carefully avoiding the patch of fabric that covers his left eye. Behind him runs a bookish-looking man holding a notebook in one hand and waving a calculator in the other, who continues to lecture his boss about the dismal economic outlook of the carnival.

“Colonel, I’m telling you, we ain’t hardly making no money on these last few stops! Sure, plenty of people come around to catch that big retarded boy you picked up in Louisiana, but none of these other acts are drawing a damn soul. You’ve got to start thinking about making cuts, or maybe go back to Kentucky and see if you can mend fences with–”

“GOD DAMNIT!” bellows the towering Colonel Dubois, stopping to turn and face his assistant, bringing up an index finger to point directly into the smaller man’s face, “I DON’T NEED TO HEAR THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW! YOU THINK IT’S MY FAULT WE AIN’T BRINGING IN THE KINDS OF CROWDS WE USED TO? BACK IN MY DAY, PEOPLE WOULD COME FROM TWO TOWNS OVER TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THE BEARDED LADY, BUT THANKS TO THOSE DANG LIBERALS, THEY’RE A DIME A DOZEN THESE DAYS! NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE I SMACK YOU ONE, BOY!”

The accountant doesn’t need to hear it twice, he’s scampering away by the time the Colonel is halfway through his rant. But Col. Dubois doesn’t get a moment’s rest away from the help, as the moment one individual flees his wrath, another is running towards him bearing a message: an envelope, stamped with the symbol of the Omega Wrestling Alliance in the top corner. The Colonel snatches the item out of the messenger’s hand, his scowl and narrowed eye more than enough to send the courier scattering the moment the message is delivered. He finally comes to a stop in front of a hog enclosure, leaning forward to rest his arms on the wooden fence as he stares ahead at the livestock.

“I tell you, some days it ain’t even worth the pain of rolling out of bed in the morning…” he mumbles to the largest pig in the pen, a gargantuan beast slumped in the muck, covered in filth from head to toe with his ass facing the Colonel.

That said, he opens the envelope, holding the paper up to his one good eye and squinting. The words contained within seem to lift his miserable mood, as a devilish smile comes over his puffy, swollen face.

“Well, well, well… finally a spot of sunshine on a rainy day!” he says, waving the letter towards the pigsty, “I hold in this here hand a confirmation, 100% legally binding of course, of our new employment within the Omega Wrestling Alliance! The contracts have been signed, the sweet, sweet monies have been deposited, and we’ve got a date at the Season 6 Kick-Off.

Yessir, Mount Olympus, the place where Gods and Titans do battle. That’s where the glory is… where the honor is… more importantly, where the money is! Even after I took my humble, hard-earned, well-deserved percentage, signing that contract with the OWA has put more money in your bank account than a decade of these pissant carnivals!

Y’know, I won’t lie to you, my boy. After that crooked, two-bit carpetbagger of a Governor stripped me of my lucrative state contracts, levied back taxes against me and my assorted, entirely legitimate businesses, and all but drove me out of Kentucky on a barrel, I thought it might be over for yours truly. I thought my best days might be well behind me, gone like so many liquor vapors boiling off the moonshine still on a night in the hills. To be so unfairly targeted by the machinations of the state legislature, it grieves my humble soul still… and all because I neglected to grease a few palms around town. The greed of the common man continues to be a curse to our advancement as a people, I tell you what.

But that’s enough about me, isn’t it? This isn’t about old Colonel Dubois, this is about you, my boy! You, and the future of this whole outfit! We’re going places, you and I, and those Yankees over in the Omega Wrestling head office have given us the perfect shot right off the bat. The Clash of the Titans, with the entire Olympus roster fighting for a shot at the belt that stuck-up Hee-brew gentleman – Prescott something – has got strapped to his scrawny little waist. This is the chance of a lifetime, served up to us like steaming hot cunny at a whorehouse, and it’s like my old drunk of a father used to say before I jammed a turkey fork into his throat, ‘never let an opportunity go to waste, you useless piece of rooster shit!’

All the tensions, all the sundry feuds and rivalries that so define the brand, they’re all set to explode in that squared circle like a powder keg in a chicken coop. There ain’t a corner of Olympus that ain’t embroiled in some kind of petty grudge right now, and even a blind man could see it. We got the Tres Coma Club and the so-called World’s Finest, who ain’t even close to settling their beef, no matter how much of a climax they seemed to have hit at Final Destination. How the burning hell are them boys and girls – either side of the fence, mind – supposed to focus on winning a match, when they’re bound to be so busy trying to rip the other group’s throats out? As far as I can see, their quarrels and bickering will make them easy pickings for a determined competitor… someone with no ties to anyone else in that ring, someone with no enemies, no friends, nobody to hold them back.

Hell, I’d bet my last silver dollar that you’re a shoe in to win this whole thing – and the Immortal championship shot that comes with it – on your debut match with the company. Why not? You’re twice the size of any of these other punks! And that’s a conservative estimate! Even the Interracial Twin Towers – a more disrespectful and distasteful moniker I cannot fathom in my wildest imaginings – can’t measure up to the sheer mass that you bring to the table, boy. I don’t got a single doubt in my heart of hearts that you could wrap your meaty paws around each of their necks, and toss both those effeminate bodybuilding homosexuals out of the ring at the same time.

And then there's the Corsairs, two legends who made their names in the Far East. Of course, spending most of their careers fighting in the Orient, they're probably used to tossing around skinny, rice fed Chinamen instead of big, barrel-chested slabs of Southern ribeye like you. Sure, they both got a history of success Stateside too, but I sure as shit don't buy their reputation at face value. I ain't fooled, not like the rest of these suckers who believe the stories about the fearsome raiders from across the Pacific. To me, they ain't nothing but travelers, interlopers, gypsies who don't even belong in this country, let alone OWA.

And speaking of gypsies, how about the King of those blasted Romani himself, Mark Michaels? Now, I ain’t never met a traveler with the last name Michaels, so I’ve got my own doubts about how legitimate his claims are… you ask me, that boy looks more Samoan than gypsy, but I ain’t no DNA-ologist, so what the hell do I know? After what happened in that clusterfuck at Final Destination, I bet that man is hungry for another run at that Jewish fella who stabbed him up… but hell, Prescott had Mark’s number for all this last year, why the hell should Season Six be any different? Nah, that would be just a wasted shot at the gold, no matter how much he thinks this time would be different.

While we're talking about waste, don't that make you think of the Don of Olympus, Brandon Hendrix? All those muscles, all those underlings, all that sweat and tears he's spent climbing the ladder of this industry rung by bloody rung... all a waste, because in the end, he'll never be capable of closing the deal when it really matters. Oh, he talks a good game about this and that, about his struggles, about his daughter, about how much he wants it. And I don't doubt that he does... but apparently, not enough to buckle down and focus on doing what's necessary to earn himself the belt he so obviously desires. Lot of kids these days think they can succeed without putting in the work to improve. We call that entitlement where I'm from.

Then there’s that pair of star-crossed lovers Brody and Poet… boy, I tell you, the way those two been looking at each other with all that passion and frustrated, fiery anger, I wouldn’t be too surprised if we hear wedding bells in their future. And I know we Kentucky folk have a reputation as being somewhat backward, traditional people, but I’ll be the first one to congratulate the both of them when they finally break the news. In the meantime, though, I’d wager my dead mama’s golden teeth that they’ll be too busy scratching and clawing at each other to even notice anybody else. Love is like that, you know?

Who else then? There’s Emmanuelle, that foul temptress who has forced her way into yet another Clash after failing so spectacularly in her last showing months ago. Perhaps if she focused less on getting ahead and putting herself over, and more on her own management and leadership skills, those Dojo boys would still be fighting together, instead of against each other on opposite sides of that Stadium Stampede. And her fellow Asian... that lying dog-faced pony soldier Cloud Matsuda… if you ask me, she should take a break from the ring and focus on smoothing things over with… what was her name? Melanie? Monica? Something like that…

Oh, and how about that boy from Hollywood, Nobi Nobimon? Well, you know just as well as I do what those types are like, don’tcha? Nothing but empty talk and boisterous swagger. They don’t know a damn thing about what it’s like to struggle, what it takes to fight down here in the muck with the rest of the animals, just trying to make it in this world. Hell, that boy ain’t been nothing but a part timer lately, no matter what kind of show he put on against that Remington kid last month. Sure, he looked mighty strong in the main event of Final Destination… but he still didn’t have what it takes to win. That kind of loss sticks with a man, let me tell you. Wouldn’t be too shocked if his heart just weren’t in it after all that.

Let’s not forget the top dog, the man running the show on the ground for those big shot, fancy pants owners hiding in the shadows. I’m speaking about that Devione fellow obviously. Oh, he sure does think he’s the cock of the walk, don’t he? The pick of the litter, the cream of the crop, the king of the castle,”
says the Colonel, snorting loudly and spitting a ball of phlegm into the pigsty to show precisely what he thinks of the American Dream champion, “That boy has his head stuck so far up his rear end, he’ll never see us coming! Hubris always leads to a fall, don’t it? I suppose I know that all too well myself…

…enough about all that, though. At the end of the day, no matter what anybody else wants to say, it don’t mean a damn thing to us. I’m sure they’d love to write off your chances, to claim that a rookie like you ain’t got an ice cube’s chance in hell of succeeding in a match against the entire roster, but they’d be wrong. Fact is, you’ve got the advantage here, as far as I can see. Know why? Because you’re what we call an unknown element! A mystery! Something unquantifiable! Unpredictable! Everybody else been in that ring plenty of times before, showing their hands, giving away all their tricks, exposing their every weakness to the crowd! But you? Hell, I won’t be surprised if they already done wrote you off as some novelty act, some waterhead with more brawn than brain cells… but we’ll show them. We’ll show them exactly what a good old Southern boy is capable of!

Ain’t that right, Cletus?”
he asks, speaking directly to the huge pig covered in mud. Strangely, he waits for a response from the livestock, as if expecting the hog to turn and speak to him. The fact that it doesn’t seems to upset Col. Dubois, the manager slowly turning beet red as he awaits a reply. Finally, he explodes in fury, spittle flying out of his mouth as he screams, “I SAID AIN’T THAT RIGHT, CLETUS?”

The hog finally stirs, muck flying off its massive form as the giant creature begins to move in a fashion that seems entirely out of place on a pig… until the beast stands up and turns to face the Colonel, revealing that it’s not a pig at all, but a human: weighing no less than four hundred pounds, rolls of muscled fat spilling over the sides of his muddy denim overalls.

“Shhhhhure thing, boss,” mumbles the slop-soaked, egg-shaped strongman, his accent so thick he’s almost incomprehensible

The reply – simple and lethargic it may be – is still enough to bring a smile to the crooked Colonel’s mouth, exposing two rows of shining gold teeth as he begins to laugh and laugh, a joyous outburst that is soon joined by Cletus’ own cavernous chuckle. In the far corner of the pigsty, the rest of the animals stare nervously at Cletus and Colonel Kelvin Dubois, no doubt fearing for their delicious lives.

Mami's Favorite Chew Toy, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, JosieGreyEsq and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Noah Reigner
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 6th 2023, 1:46 pm by Noah Reigner
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“I have to admit; Final Destination didn’t go as planned. It’s obvious, isn’t it? I thought I would be standing here as the new American Dream champion - but, as you can see, it didn’t happen. I’ll give credit where it’s due though. Devastation did literally everything he could do - pulled out every play in the playbook - in order to keep his championship. Congratulations, but you still have Emmy on your ass. That’s a loathing, that’s a hate that will never stop - trust me, I’ve seen that look she has before, when I looked in the mirror. I recognized the fire in her eyes, because it was the same one I had when it came to Graham Baker. That’s my boy, I love him, but there was a great deal of time where I wanted nothing more than to put his fat ass in the ground and piss on the fresh dirt that covered his body - which I ultimately would do. Take it as a lesson, AD; I believe one day Emmy will have your number. Do I know when it’ll be? No, and to be honest with you - I truly don’t care. What happened in WrestleWorld is between y’all, and the rest of us are just along for the ride - it seems. Personally? I want off the ride. The American Dream title is a new shiny toy on Olympus that would have been a great addition to my trophy case - but do I need it? Nah. I have something more important in that collection that - hate to burst the bubble of WW - is valued more than that American Dream title; and that’s both the OWA World Championship and the Immortal Heavyweight Championship.”

“Following Final Destination, I did a lot of self reflecting. At any point I can pack up my boots and retire in Copenhagen or Osaka. At any point, I can call it a day now that I have my Hall of Fame ring - and that would get two reactions from everyone. A collective ‘aww’ that we won’t see Noah Reigner in the ring anymore, while a simultaneous collective ‘whew’ that they will have a moment in the spotlight because they know that while I still remain - whether it be in a full-time, or part-time capacity - I can and will command all attention from everyone in the industry. Even if I were wearing a giant chicken suit, I would still be a bigger draw than some. But in this time of self reflection, after looking at those World championships - the tag team championships in Japan - the accolades and plaques; there’s something that I never got to earn. Maybe it’s due to only competing in one of them previously, perhaps. But I’ve never gotten the chance to say that I won a Clash of the Titans match. I’ve never gotten the chance to say that I was the better man out of every competitor that entered on that evening. And then - low and behold - I get a phone call with the subject of the conversation being the Olympus after Final Destination. I was told that Olympus would be having their own Clash, and I was asked to be a part of it.”

“Do I need the win? No. I can continue to coast, I can hang up the boots - I can call my own shots if I wanted to, and honestly? I don’t think I would have to bring much of an argument to support my decision or desire to challenge for anything I set my eyes on. But; I no longer need anything in my career, is my point.”

“Nah. At this point - it’s about the things that I want. And above anything else that’s still on the table for me to win, to accomplish, or to add to my resume - I want to win the Clash of the Titans. Do I want to revive dead rivalries with Cloud? No, and I said that leading up to Final Destination. Cloud is someone I have a lot of respect for - always have, and always will. Things just got messy in Japan when she and Aria stood in mine and Baker’s way of capturing Tag gold and adding to the legacy of the Corsairs. But, just because I respect Cloud - that doesn’t mean if I get the opportunity to eliminate her, I won’t take it. Respect is respect, but when the bell rings - that word and those feelings no longer exist. It’s kill or be killed, metaphorically speaking of course. I know Cloud is World-class material, I know she can throw down with the best of them - and the prospect of Cloud one day challenging Prescott - or Darkane - for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship is one any wrestling fan would love - but it won’t be the case, at least not now. See, Cloud, I’m a man who likes to wrap things up nice and clean - and my run with the Immortal Heavyweight championship? Well … while it was good, it wasn’t great. I would like to change that, and winning this Clash? Well, baby, it’s a step in the right direction isn’t it? But, who’s to say that you’ll even be in the right mindset for this? Monica was the big, bad after all wasn’t she? I understand if your head is in two different places, it makes all of the sense in the world - but the question does beg to be asked. Which Cloud is showing up for the Clash? The Sky Queen, the Queen of Wrestling, the fucking legend? Or is it going to be some sad, mopey, shell of the infamous Stephanie Matsuda? I hope for your sake, it’s the former. I would hate to have this little Clash showdown between us be tainted by your little broken heart. Suck it up for one night and bring the fight like I know you can.”

“Same goes with you, big boy Baker. I know better than everyone in this match that you can fight until your heart stops breathing; and that’s no metaphor. It’s happened. I was there. I was the cause. And while you and I are back on good terms - good enough to the point where we can stand side by side and accept these shiny rings - that doesn’t mean if given the chance, I won’t fuck you up again. You and I are so much alike, that I know you want to win this just as badly - but the difference is, GB, you’ve come within finger tips of winning a Clash previously while I wasn’t close. I acknowledge my shortcomings then, and I’m ready to have my second shot. And if that means I have to go through you in order to secure it, then so be it. It’s not like I haven’t been there and done that previously. You, GB, were the best partner I’ve had - and are definitely up there when ranking my biggest rival, in fact - I would go as far as saying you are my biggest rival. I know you inside and out, I know you better than anyone in this industry. I know how malicious you can be inside of the ring, and you’ve brought out that same trait in me everytime we’ve went into battle. I know in order to succeed at Olympus, I’m going to have to dig into the depths of me in order to reach that point again. Am I ready to do that? You bet your fucking ass I am. I love you, brother, but I’m ready to send you back to hell if that’s what I have to do. You said at Final Destination, in our Hall of Fame speech, that we weren’t finished? I plan on proving that to be true, and I will do whatever necessary in order to. But don’t worry, big guy, I’ll make it quick and you can get back to those McChickens you love so much, yeah?”

“I’m going to say this with the utmost respect; Mark Michaels, I am proud of you. I’m proud to see that you have come this far in your career. You’ve earned your opportunities on every turn, and not a lot of people can say that lately. I respect your grind, I respect your hustle and I can say without a doubt that you will become the Immortal Heavyweight Champion if you continue how you’ve progressed. And you may have it settled in your brain that your push back up the mountain begins during this Clash; and I’m here to deliver the bad news. While I may be impressed with your climb up, this isn’t your next step. I hate to be that guy, but this is just another roadblock in your way - and it’s one you won’t be able to leap over. This Clash will slow your progression - and it’s due to the fact that I’m in it. I’ve been your kryptonite for your entire career, Mark. Everytime you’ve faced me, you’ve come out on the losing end and it’s not an effort thing. You’ve always fought valiantly, but you just didn’t have enough. Talent, skill, awareness, experience. Have things changed? Maybe. I’ve been in and out of the game for a little bit now. You’ve had an entire year of working against the top echelon of Olympus while I was away - maybe things have changed, and I’m more than anxious to see that for myself first hand. But am I holding my breath? The reality is - no. I’ve had your number every time, Mark, and I’m sure that I still have it. Your push back to the top doesn’t go through me, that’s one thing you need to get through your head fast, quick, and in a hurry.”

“Jacob Senn. The history between you and I is well known, and our paths to where we are currently are almost identical. Capturing fame in EAW, capturing fame in SSW, capturing fame in OWA. It was almost poetic how you were the one who took the Immortal Heavyweight Championship from me, just as I took the SSW Puroresu Championship from you. Lately, though, I’ve taken a page from your book and sat on the sidelines watching. I’ve watched you fumble the bag with the whole Demon possession thing, with the soulstone, and with those two grimey fucks in the Seventh Ward. I’ve always had you up on a pedestal, Jacob. I’ve always thought you were a world-class competitor, but I couldn’t help but to shake my head in disbelief when you lost at Final Destination. You and Elijah were perhaps the only hope that OWA had, and now all of that evil power is in the hands of Darkane - one of the most twisted motherfuckers in this game - not to mention his little buddy standing behind him who’s a chip off the old ‘psycho’ block. So the impending bloodshed, the soon to be bloody hands of Darkane? That’s all on you, Jacob. You had the task of concealing that power, of holding it away from the men who would destroy this entire place; and if you believe for one second that Darkane won’t? That Lazarus is the bigger evil? Then you are stupid. Darkane’s just as twisted, just as vile - but he’s not as upfront about it. Darkane’s a man that gets off on mindgames while his buddy is more straight forward. The OWA is doomed - but it can be saved. If the right person wins this Clash and continues to work his way to the top? Then the right person can save this company. That right person is, was, and always will be me. Prescott is owed an ass-beating. I was the first person to actually pin Darkane in almost, if not more than, a year. I know how to stop them both, I know how to and I can save the OWA - but in order to do that, I need to go through you. It’s nothing personal, at least not this time. In fact, I can even say I respect you for coming back and trying to right your wrongs after all of that time you spent as the conduit for that evil. But where you failed at Final Destination, I will succeed -- I just need to make it through this Clash.”

“The rest of the field is chiming in with out of line comments like me being an ‘old dog’, or how I’m ‘washed’. It’s truly remarkable to hear that kind of talk when … they would have failed had they been in OWA while I was around checking off names on my list. My point being; when the OG’s do what’s best for them, for their bodies, for their health - and take a little bit of time to recoup, it’s the ankle-biters and the flash in the pans that puff their chests out and talk the most insane shit. A ‘Don’ Hendrix would have never been a name worth uttering more than once, had he been around while myself and Baker were tearing down the house in main event after main event. Alessandro Devastation would have never been a name worth mentioning, had he existed in OWA when I was going to war with Darkane. You owe your current status in OWA to those men you talk about with such disdain. You owe your current status in this company, to the fact that most of us stepped away - and you should really come to grips with the fact that if I truly wanted to, I could come back and revert that status back to “curtain jerker”, which is where you truly belong. Want to know why men like you two, Tatsuo, Poet, Ryo, Marce, Gauntlet, RD3, Cleatus, Gunner, Rafael will never be the top dogs in OWA? Because you all lack the comprehension to do so. You may have talent, you may have skill, hell you may even have the heart - but none of you understand what it’s like to shoulder the weight of a company like this. You’ll break down and crumble the second that burden is on you. Talk is cheap, remember that next time you decide to open your mouths before doing your research. Noah Reigner is a name synonymous with success. Noah Reigner has carried the burden of many top-tier companies in the past while you guys were playing third-fiddle in the minor leagues.”

“The Clash of the Titans match is one of the last things on my checklist in OWA, and it’s something that I want to have checked off. So I’m showing up to the season six kick off with that intention. To put some of this big mouthed newcomers back in their place and to remind the world of just who the fuck Noah Reigner truly is.”

“Daddy’s home, baby.”

Darkane, Mami's Favorite Chew Toy, Remington Ivory Prescott, Felix Hartley, Chad Ecclestone, JosieGreyEsq and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

'Don' Hendrix
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 6th 2023, 1:18 pm by 'Don' Hendrix
Final Destination V has come and gone, and the the sixth year of OWAs run as the top company in the world, and the Night Two main event: Wrath Of The Gods Thunderdome match, has seen its end. "ONE! TWO! THREE! AND STILL IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…… REMINGTON IVORY PRESCOTT!!" Evil won in the end somehow. Remington got past four of his biggest enemies and somehow retained his Championship at Final Destination V. Now, either he or Darkane must face Olympus's Clash Of The Titans winner that comes to the Season Six kickoff show, where thirty wrestlers will fight to throw twenty nine others over the top rope to win. And one of those thirty men is one of the men who challenged for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship at Final Destination V in one of the main events, The Don Brandon Hendrix. Taking the most brutal beating of his life, one moment of the match came of what would have been Brandon's final resting place. He promised that he would either win, or die trying. Both opportunities got taken from him. He went home a failure again, but he walked into something worst fate than he could imagine.

Story Time

So, it was shortly after the second night of Final Destination V, I was supposed to start my way back home. I was sitting there in that Philadelphia traffic, when I felt my heartbeat going slower than normal. My hands started getting clammy, I started sweating profusely…. Then I blacked out. By the time I came to, it was the following morning, and I was laid out in a hospital bed, where Angelo, Tony, Marco, and Matteo were standing by, and my…." Brandon goes to speak, but his voice starts getting shaky. He clears his throat a couple of times before speaking again. "My daughter, who ran up to my bed… crying and fell right into my arms. I found out that I suffered a heart attack. My pulse was slowly fading away, and I almost left my daughter to be an orphan…. And now…. I'm forcing practically everyone to let me compete. Everyone told me that I should retire, I should give up. That I had a decent enough career and I should go home and take it easy…. I can't. I can't sit back and settle for less. Call me selfish… call me stupid… call me whatever… but how I see it… it's that tomorrow is not guaranteed. I already saw that first hand when I went face to face with God about my future. And he said my future still had a light shining on it for as long…. As long as possible, because he didn't even know if it was possible. So, I'm here to announce that I'm going to fight this season… as much as I can…. And I'm going to give everyone the greatest story ever told. And my story starts with the Season Six kickoff show where I participate in the Olympus only Clash Of The Titans match. And in this match, you have to toss me over the top rope, but as God is my witness, I will
fight till the very end with every faint beat of my heart because fighting to my death is the greatest honor of a wounded Don. I might not make the Finale of Season Six….. but mark my words, I will be Immortal Heavyweight Champion before that day comes. And that starts with tossing twenty nine of you over the top rope.

Jacob Senn."
Brandon chuckles a bit at speaking that name. "The man who when I returned to OWA, he was the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. Terrorizing his way through OWA, defeating the likes of Hampton and Darkane when I came back. And after losing your Immortal Heavyweight Championship to Elijah Hampton, you took your ball and went home. You abandoned this place because you lost. Don't say you were hurt, don't say anything else than you quit because we all know that little stone you had made sure your ass was healthy enough to compete. You couldn't live without the gold, so you wouldn't understand that when I tell you I'll break your neck in order to finally hold the gold, you'll think I'm joking. This is the farthest from a joke, Senn. Becoming the Immortal Heavyweight Champion is my life right now. I have selfishly pushed my family to the side in order to fulfill this goal. What have you ever had to sacrifice, Jacob? I wasn't here for the beg of your career, only joined at the end of your career to see you get handed everything till your hand outs worn off. Now you try to return to avenge yourself. Thing is Senn, nobody wants you here. Nobody wants the redemption arc. Nobody wants the new Jacob Senn. Do us a favor, and that's when you're eliminated… fuck off again and don't come back.

Graham Baker. Recent Hall Of Famer, congratulations on that. But with that congratulations comes a deep regret."
Brandon takes a second, rubbing his chest, as he takes a second to catch his breath. "The deep regret is you're not winning either. I'm sorry but it's no longer your time. I'm making it my time, the time that everyone says I will have one day since fucking November. Another has-been going down to the new generation of wrestlers with all the grit, all the will to fight that you once had. And maybe because of all that grit, all that determination I have, maybe it's the reason I will pass you as an All Time wrestler when this is all said and done. Could I be wrong about being an "All Time" better wrestler? Yes. But I know for damn sure that I will be a better All Time OWA star then you could ever be.

….. Mark Michaels. First and foremost, thank you. Thank you for not only taking a stab in the hand for me, but ultimately saving my life entirely. I can never repay you for that, but don't let that make you think that I will let you throw me over that top rope easily. You see, we both talked about this being personal. You know how I know this was not too personal for you? You didn't jab that knife into his neck and ripped it along his fucking throat. After everything we've been through because of that man- you, me, Nobi, Ryo, World's Finest, and so on- and we both know that he deserved to die. But you couldn't do it. You failed at eliminating the problem. And because of that, we got eliminated. We had him where we wanted him and you DROPPED THE FUCKING BALL!!"
Brandon yells out, short of breath. He takes a moment before speaking again. "I get why everyone wanted to get behind Mark for Final Destination V, but when it comes to putting someone down, he can't fucking do it. So now, I'm going to take that same knife that you held. I'm going to place it against his neck like you did. But it's kill or be killed now, and I'm going to decapitate this motherfucker and have him sliding down the poll to Hell. Mark, you can call me what you want, but you will not call me a failure any more. You no longer say this is personal… because you lost that privilege. I'm personally making it my mission to end Remington Ivory Prescott, and if I need to toss you over the top rope to fulfill my mission… then so fucking be it.

Noah Reigner, another congratulations goes out to you on your induction into the OWA Hall Of Fame as well. But you're just like Graham Baker. Another has-been that's trying to steal the spotlight from someone who can actually use it. Catch my drift- this isn't before, big dog. OWA has moved into an era where if the OG members or past members of the company left, OWA would still be the number one company in the world with the wrestlers they got now, myself included. Hell, it's why the new generation…. Plus Dampshaw I guess, main evented the biggest show of all time, probably the greatest Final Destination of all time. And to go off the greatest Final Destination of all time, I will bring the greatest performance of kick off history. And if I have to put you down like the old dog you are, I will because I can't let you stand in my way.

Tatsuo Sakaguchi, the new Icarus Champion. Yeah, you don't get congratulations, but a good job instead. You only twenty five percent proved something to me, but when it came down to break out performances, you haven't had one. And maybe that's because you haven't had that massive match yet, or because you haven't had a massive opponent who cared about the match they're in and that must bother you because if Reginald or myself put some care into some stupid ass six man tag match, it would of been the biggest win of your entire career. But what happened afterwards when you faced some of a higher level that cared? You flopped. You fucking sucked. But maybe this match you make an impact. Maybe you step up to me and try to prove something. Maybe you face one of OWAs biggest heroes in Mark Michaels and make a statement, or maybe you eliminate RD3 convincingly, and then and maybe then you'd gain some respect. But until then, you're another young lion in the Tiger's den."


Brandon takes another moment to catch his breath. It's clear he's nowhere near healthy enough to do this match. "Nobi, here we are again. Now what I did say came true in terms of you losing at Final Destination V, but it didn't come to my hands, it came at the hands of Remington Ivory Prescott (pause OWA Promos - Page 10 1810666151) which led to him retaining the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. Now we all lost, but me and Mark, who was kicking ass and going through hell as you chilled out in your safe space while we were getting near massacred. And even showing up last in the match, you couldn't get the job done. So you're not a factor in this match anymore Nobi. You're just another JOBBER to toss over and secure my place as the Don Of Olympus while the White Knight becomes the secured Joker.

Stephanie Matsuda, now after everything you've been through, after everything that has happened, it seemed destined for you to beat Allesandro Devastation and win the American Dream Championship. But you weren't even in the final two on the ladder to grab the fucking unneeded title OWA decided to bring whenever a company dies off. This was built like a Cinderella structure, but this was like if Cinderella didn't show up to the ball. You let this man kidnap your wife, call you racial slurs like it was covid season, and beat you at Final Destination. Just retire one more time and stick to Commentary, it's the only thing you're semi decent at now and days.

Speaking of Allesandro Devastation, kill yourself. No please, do everyone a favor. End your life. Slit your throat, cut your wrists, shoot yourself in the head, hang yourself, drink bleach, jump off a building, drink bleach, eat rat poison, sit in your car as the the exhaust fumes kills you, I hope you get hit by a car, I hope a dog mauls you, I hope a wild cougar rips your throat out, I hope you choke on food as you eat, I hope a rattle snake bites your ass, I hope a python squeezes around your throat, I hope you fall down stairs and break your neck, I hope you try to open your window and it falls and slams your head to pieces, I hope you go to make a sandwich and the knife ends up in your neck somehow, I hope when you sleep, your brain quits and you don't wake up, i hope Santa Claus comes to town and his sleigh falls on your bitch ass, I hope a horse kicks you in the skull then Millie Rocks on your corpse, and I especially hope that we get rid of that retarded ass Championship because once we do, we get rid of any traces of you permanently.

Emmanuelle. Been a long time, ol chap. Last time we had a longer interaction than one tweet was from a dead company ran by racist Neo Nazi's which you tried bragging about me passing out when in reality your poor hygiene routine was crazy that day. All jokes beside, the man you faced in Project Honor is a complete one eighty from the man I am today. I'm the lost boy who was way over his own head in 2021 to one of the greatest today in the Don. And me passing out won't do you much good because you would have to lift two hundred and sixty five pounds of limp carcass off the ground and I damn well know you can't do it.

There is a lot more people to name off, and I'll get to that soon. But in the meantime, I want everyone to tune into The Porter Games where I, handpicked, gets to go and battle for the honor of OWA and will win. And with that win I will move on, then move on, and move on once again before going to the finals and winning the tournament. And with that win, I will get to choose a title opportunity of my choice. Now, I'll be the winner of the Clash Of The Titans and I'll go and win the Immortal Heavyweight Championship…… but what if….. I use that opportunity…. On you DT? And what if I win that and become the Undisputed OWA Heavyweight Champion? Then everyone will be saying that The Don Brandon Fucking Hendrix is the Greatest…. Of All Time. See you fuckers soon."

Chad Ecclestone, JosieGreyEsq and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Rafael Barrera
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 5th 2023, 7:34 am by Rafael Barrera
Rafael Barrera finds himself sitting in his private plane looking out at the passing sky as we fade in from black. His daughter, Amelia is sleeping curled up in the chair adjacent to him. He was going to be bringing her to Saudi Arabia for the next OWA show, to get a feel for the company and to get away from university. He would turn to look at Amelia for a moment, smiling softly before speaking.

Final Destination has come and Final Destination has gone, and with it the curtain to the fifth season has drawn to a close. Now, I would be lying if I were to stand here and pretend that I was not disappointed in how my night ended, as I got into my car and drove the three hours north back to my home in Manhattan. You see, while I am a man who lavishes in many of the seven sins, even a devil like me is capable of reverence towards the virtues. I will admit that my arrogance was humbled that night by Tatsuo Sakaguchi.

Because not only did I fail to become champion at Final Destination, but I gave a performance not befitting a luchador of my caliber. But as a wise man once told me, as a man grows older, he achieves wisdom from experience, and contempt from failures. And trust me when I say that I have accrued great wisdom, and suffered even more contempt. What happened at Final Destination was nothing new to me, and so as I have heard my daughter say… we move.

Barrera says, and for a moment he would simply pause to shake his head first realizing how terrible that sounded at the end coming from him, but eventually his thoughts turn to him understanding that he should not let the loss at Final Destination eat at him, to listen to his words and move on, he had a bigger opportunity now. He flashes a soft smirk as turns to face us before he begins to continue speaking.

And move we will… See, I am of the belief that Fate has laid out a certain endpoint for us to reach. But Fate is a fickle maiden, and her wickedness is matched only by her whimsy. She may decide one day to favor you, only for her to turn her back on you just as fast that evening. It is going to be the start of a whole new season in OWA, and at the Season Six premier, a select thirty men and women will have the opportunity to know the saccharine kiss of Fate’s favor should they win The Clash of the Titans and earn their chance at the Immortal Heavyweight Championship.

A slight pause from Barrera.

But only one can have that privilege, and you see I have felt Fate’s favor once before, and trust me, I intend on doing whatever it takes to have it once again. Even if it means that I have to outlast veritable titans of this industry, as cliche as that choice of word may be.

He shrugs.

Graham Baker, it is regretful the last time we stood opposite each other, we did not come to blows. Because I will be honest with you. Out of everyone in this match, you are the only one who has the potential to finally give me what I have been seeking for nineteen long, painful years. And you are certainly willing to try in Saudi Arabia and do what not a single soul, not even myself, has been able to do.

He shakes his head and chuckles slightly under his breath.

But Graham, I am a gambler at heart, and the odds of winning the Clash are much more tempting than potentially falling to your hands. Because when I win this Clash, I could potentially go on to face someone who I know can defy the machinations of Fate and Death. And should he somehow not be the man who I will face… I know that when I beat the child who has it as I speak… become the Immortal Heavyweight Champion, both he and you will be gunning to put this old wolf down.

As for Graham’s better half, Noah Reigner… your reputation precedes you, Acere. The co-leader of the Corsairs who stayed true to their faction, the man who led Graham to his end before sailing into the mists himself… The man who ordained the Immortal Heavyweight Championship into this world. You’ve returned to OWA to reclaim your spot… but that will not happen. This is no longer your game, Assault Rifle… Holster yourself and return to wherever it was you exiled yourself.

Stephanie Matsuda, if I am being honest with you, I was quite looking forward to seeing you wearing the American Dream Championship around your waist, and to see Alessandro’s head over your mantle, but sadly this is not the case. With all that being said, unlike my former associate, of whom I will get to momentarily, trust me, I have nothing but respect for you. You are a true legend in this business and I will never deny you that honor. But you should understand that even though I turned my gun away from you last time we met, it does not mean that I won’t pull the trigger now, should I get the chance in Saudi Arabia. Because I will not hesitate to put an end to your renewed reign as Queen far earlier than you expected.

Rafael points a finger gun at the camera for a second, before winking slightly.

I spoke of mistakes, and one that I realized far later than I should have, was aligning myself with not just the Tres Comas Club, but someone like you Alessandro Devastation. But, we learn from mistakes, especially ones made in haste.

He grimaces slightly, before closing his eyes for a brief second and taking a breath.

Alessandro, you disgust me, and it’s not because of your actions towards Stephanie, no… tactics like that were common in the world where I cut my teeth. No, you disgust me because you are a hideous belch of nepotism; the fetid seed from a rotten tree, who has used your family’s influence to propel you towards whatever desire tickled your fancy… The American Dream indeed.

Someone like you has no idea what the namesake for your championship truly is, because people like you never had to chase after your dreams. You didn’t stand on a rotting dock on the eve of a hurricane holding your mother’s hand, hoping that a boat would come to take you to a better life. You never had to work twenty hours a night so that your family could survive the next month. Alessandro, your hands are not scarred and calloused, they are soft and pampered. Even that sideshow newcomer Cletus knows more about the American Dream than you do.

Your dream Alessandro?

Barrera spits at the floor.

Your dream is manufactured by committees and focus groups, made malleable to suit your ego. But I promise you, if I get the chance, I will make you wake from that dream, cold and sweating.

Reginald Dampshaw III, it seems to me that you have had my name in your mouth for far longer than I would like. Any more and I would feel obliged to pay the Tres Comas Club for your services. But you went so far as to address me when you should have been focused solely on becoming Immortal Heavyweight Champion, a match that you chose to insert yourself into instead of coming after me. How did that go for you Acere… and what was it that you had said about clipping one’s own wings and falling to earth? I may have lost my chance at the title you once held but I went into that match and left that match my own man. Whereas you entered The Thunderdome as a lambón without a championship, and you were helped out of The Thunderdome without a championship, and your mouth still firmly attached to The Third Owner’s ancient dick.

He shakes his head with a grin, before extending out his arms

Come Reginald, find me in the Clash of the Titans and show me what you claim the Tres Comas Club does to turncoats. Because I promise you Acere, that I will show you what happens to affronts to life and death like yourself when they come face to face with El Vástago de la Santísima Muerte.

Poet, the one thing that I will not miss is your shitty poetry.  I listened to better tripe when I had to sit through open mic night at clubs in New York. I would suffer through a lifetime of being forced to watch Alessandro’s terrible movies then listen to you try to entertain the owners with off the cuff limericks and sonnets like the glorified jester you are. So trust me when I say I will not hesitate to break your jaw should we cross paths in the Clash.

And Emmanuelle, I will do as you say…  and respect your wishes. I will not fuck with you. I’ll not use flowery language, recite poetry, use coded language to insult you, nor will I overlook you. Instead I will be blunt and direct. You’re not going to win this, and if I have the chance I will not hesitate to eliminate you myself and send you off to insert yourself in another brand, simple as that.

Ryo Sakazaki, do not think that the mistakes that I made in our match do not linger in my mind either. I still intend on rectifying the loss that I suffered to your hands. That is, if you’ve even been allowed to leave the burn ward after that last ditch gambit you pulled at Final Destination. We will see, won’t we.

And as I had said, Tatsuo Sakaguchi, when you won our match at Final Destination, I was humbled. It made me realize that I have not quite felt as… What's the best way to put it… technically sound as I once was. Maybe it’s my high mileage catching up to me, but either way, I am not quite a fan and I will make the corrections I need as I prepare for this Clash.

Brandon Hendrix… pardon, Don Hendrix, I see so much of my younger self in you. The longing for the day you finally bring a World championship home to your daughter drives you. I know that desire, for I’ve lived it. However, that day will not be coming at my expense.

Mark Michaels, and for some time now, you have been the hero here on Olympus that Matusda can only dream of being. The determination I have seen in you is quite something to behold. You need to get your hands on Prescott… to let him feel what it is like to feel the cold metal of a blade puncture his organs. But unfortunately for you Mark, I’m not going to allow you to conquer your dragon, not before I have a chance to steal his hoard.

Nobi, I truly believed that it would be you defending the Immortal Heavyweight Championship, but even the most noble of knights eventually are carried home on their shields when they try to undo the business of snakes and thieves, and your first loss at Final Destination proved that.

Brody is a young man seeking validation, whether he wants to admit it or not… I called him an unlucky fool once, but he’s shown that his luck is far greater than what I had assumed and that he is far from a fool. He has earned the validation of his peers, but I can tell that he seeks it from someone more important to him, his father.

Barrera sighs, before glancing at his sleeping daughter.

Consider what I am about to say a small lesson, from a father of his own reckless youth Brody. The validation you seek from him already exists. You’ve made an impact already in your short time here in OWA, but if you want to strive… the person you need to seek validation from, is yourself. Until you do, you will not truly succeed in life.

Golden Gauntlet and Marce Rambeaux are a pair of brash and confident young men who I have had the pleasure to have been associated with. Had the threads of fate that interwoven our careers had crossed sooner, it would have been I who took them under my wing to help nurture them into much more dangerous men than they are even now, but alas.

A pause, before Barrera simply stares daggers into the camera.

Why do you think that you, of all people, have any reason to belong in this match… Gunner?

There was an angry, yet disappointed tone to his voice as he spoke that name.

Gunner, there was a time where I would not only be pleased, but honored to know that I could once again share the ring with you, but that time has long since passed. Now? Now knowing that not only will we be competing in the Clash together, but afterwards we will share a locker room, fills me with disgust.

See, those with an eye for this business know, but it wouldn’t take you long to find out that you and I have a history outside of OWA… and for brevity’s sake I’ll just sum it up with this. We had a deal that you failed to honor when you ran away from this business that I had handed you on a string.

You could not handle the pressure of being at the top of the industry then, and you will not be able to handle it now. Even with this… new attitude of yours, until you prove that you can be the man I thought you could be… Seguirás siendo el mismo niño llorón que traje a este negocio.

Shaking his head, Barrera would pause for a moment.

There was a time where simply speaking my name would humble any man and woman who dared to step in between the ropes… However, that has started to… fade away. Not by anyone’s fault but mine. It’s time that I make amends to that. Rafael Barrera is nobody’s lapdog, nor am I anyone’s stooge. On the premier of Season Six, I reclaim my reputation and I will make you all understand why you should dread seeing El Jinete Pálido on the horizon as he comes aiming for your necks.

Barrera says confidently before pulling a key, attached to a chain around his neck from under his shirt. He holds it tight in his hand, closes his eyes and kisses it. He returns it under his shirt and slowly turns his head to look back out of the plane’s window as we fade to black.

Chad Ecclestone and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DampshawIIIఒ
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 4th 2023, 2:21 pm by DampshawIIIఒ
The Bar at the End of The World
Chapter I


The bar at the end of the world was never full, but it was never quite empty.


Some things in life were certain; the suns always rose, and the bar was always there. It had stood on its hill for so long that no one knew who had built it first or what it might have been before the Age of Sand. Now it served the travellers from beyond The Edge who were looking to cross the Last Desert.
The bar is where I come to try and forget. Try and dull my intense pain in drink. Today I can't forget. I failed him. I was so close.


But I like this place. People are nice to me here. They treat me with respect. They’re willing to share a laugh and a drink with me here.


"Drink it." A voice comes from the door, "It'll make you feel better." The voice says. He's probably right, but he also doesn't know what happened. It couldn't possibly be anything close to what happened. He could never understand. I'm not sure if I want him to.


It’s Orion Bloodmoon, maybe the best friend I have in this entire universe. The thing is that no one can change how I feel now. No amount of alcohol, friends or comforting words could help ease the guilt and shame I am feeling at the moment.


“Cheer up, old boy.” Orion walks over to my table and sets down two large steins of ale. My hands are still shaking as I reach out and take one for myself.


My body continues to shake as I take another gulp, but this time the burning sensation isn’t as intense.


“So you didn’t get the treasure. I saw you, though. I saw how tough you were, T.L. How hard you fought to try and capture it. That has to count for something, right?” Orion Bloodmoon says with a smile on his face. It feels like a long shot, but the gesture still brings a smile to my own face. I feel just slightly better already.


He nods and smiles at me again before taking a drink himself. When he set the mug down, there was foam on his upper lip and chin. He lets out an awkward cough before speaking again, "You did your best. There's no reason to worry about the past now. Besides, you’ve seen the past, present and future. So are you really going to beat yourself up over it?” Orion says as he slams down the rest of his mug in one gulp.


I stare at him in awe and wonder for a moment before we both turn our heads to the entrance. It was her. She walks slowly across the bar room floor, stopping by each of the tables before sitting in one of the chairs. Her eyes scanned us all intently as if she were studying our every move. Remember how her lipstick looked on TV? Were her lips always that red? Red like the blood that drips from a cut finger. 


She looked my way again and our eyes met. I quickly averted my gaze. I couldn’t look her in the eyes. Not after what happened. My heart started racing like mad, my breathing became erratic and I had to gasp for air. I looked up at Orion, who’s face became white as a ghost.


“T.L….” Orion mumbles under his breath. He turns to me with a terrified expression, "T.L., your throat’s slit.”






All of a sudden, Reginald shoots up from his sleep in a cold sweat. He starts coughing, rubbing his throat. He’s still disoriented, looks around to see he’s in his master bedroom and sighs. He turns on the light and picks up his cellphone, pressing record on the camera.


"I just want to rest…" Reginald's voice quivers with a mix of exhaustion and frustration, the rawness of his emotions evident in his dishevelled appearance and trembling words.


He looks directly into the camera, his gaze haunted and weary, as if he's addressing an unseen audience.


"But rest seems to elude me," he continues, his voice growing more determined as he speaks. "The War of The Gods Thunderdome…the recovery from that, it's all consuming. I thought I could handle it all, that I was unbreakable, but lately... lately, the weight feels unbearable."


Reginald's eyes glisten with a hint of vulnerability, a rare glimpse beneath his confident exterior. He coughs and rubs his throat again, the memory of being choked out by Ryo Sakazaki, the sensation of his air supply being cut off, still lingers in his throat.


“But they won’t let me rest.” Reginald says. He slumps forward, burying his face in his hands. He looks at the clock in his room and squints his eyes to see the time. It’s 4:15 A.M. Reginald sighs again.


“The War of The Gods Thunderdome was exactly what was advertised. It was a hellish, barbaric landscape of brutality. I was in my element. With the spirit of Him coursing through my bloodstream, I felt invincible. It was like a thousand bolts of lightning were shooting around my entire body. The adrenaline was the most intense I’ve ever felt. Nothing could stop me. Deflecting rubber grenades thrown at me. Glass smashing over my head. Being thrown into a pit of electric mines…Nothing could stop me..Nothing until…” 


The pause hangs in the air, pregnant with anticipation, as he leaves the sentence unfinished, Reginald grips his throat again, the pain still burning inside. The room remains silent, save for the distant hum of the clock and the subtle sounds of his discomfort.


“Until you, Ryo….” he whispers, his face, still illuminated by the soft light in his room, shows his anger and pain, his teeth clenching at the mere mention of his name. “You did something that not many people can say they did. You choked The Time Lizard out. In that moment, I could feel Him leaving my body. As I writhed and thrashed around, the breath being suffocated out of my body, so too was He leaving me…I was but a man again and there was nothing more I could do…”


Reginald's words trail off, his voice filled with a sense of resignation. The memory of that moment, of losing not just a match but a part of himself, hangs heavily in the room. 


“So again, they don’t let me rest. First match of Season 6 and OWA decides to put me in a Clash of The Titans match. Fine. Because I’ve realised something.” Reginald says, shaking a finger. “I’ve realised that I can no longer blame OWA for these brutal matches I keep finding myself in. No, they’re a test. They’re a test from Him. It’s all so clear now.”


Reginald declares this, his voice carrying a sense of revelation. He stands up, beginning to shake the cobwebs out of his head.


“And to put so many people that I have scores to settle with inside with me, it’s all too perfect, isn’t it?” Reginald says with a sly grin, his voice carrying a hint of dark amusement.


As he speaks, his grin morphs into a wry smile.


“And you’re the first one I’m coming for Ryo.” Reginald declares, his voice cutting through the air with a sharp edge of determination. “But in saying that, and I know you’re not going to believe me when I say this…me of all people saying this may seem disingenuous, but I’m being 100%....I’m proud of you.”


The sharpness of his gaze softens, and his tense posture relaxes slightly. His shoulders, which were squared in determination, now exhibit a more open and vulnerable stance.


“I’m proud of you because you finally shed the last, final remnants of your innocence in the Thunderdome. You did what I thought you didn’t have the temerity to do, and that’s attempt to take someone’s life to gain the thing you want most. You finally showed me up. Congratulations. But you made one grievous error. You didn’t finish the job.”


Reginald's gaze fixes firmly on the camera, his eyes intense and unrelenting. In this silent moment, the weight of his words and emotions lingers heavily.


“So you have to pay your penance in the Clash of The Titans. And that’s why you’ll be the first to do so. I’m going to choke the life out of you just like you did to me, but I’m going to keep going, and then throw you over the top rope.”


Reginald smiles a devious smile.


“But don’t think I forgot about you, Rafael. I told you there was going to be a time when I got my hands on you. While I still want to face you one on one, your time has run up. You want to pray to the Lady of Death? I’m going to send you to her for good. I never forget when someone stabs me in the back. You pig. You swine. You keep running back to your Lady because you know when I come for you, there won't be any prayers or last-minute appeals to her that can save you. You'll be face to face with the end, Rafael."


He takes a step closer to the camera, his eyes narrowing with a predatory intensity.


"You thought you could betray us and get away with it, didn't you? You thought you could hide behind your faith and your lady's protection. But here's the truth, Rafael: there's no sanctuary from what's coming. You will pay for your betrayal, and I'll make sure the Lady of Death herself won't recognize you when I'm done."


Reginald’s words cut through the air like a blade. His body language remains rigid and confrontational.


“Now I don’t know what the status of the Tres Comas Club is honestly. I’m very happy that Remington is still our Immortal Heavyweight Champion, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to be the victor and the champion. It’s going to be hard to be in the same room as him while has that championship over his shoulder. But as far as I’m concerned, the Tres Comas Club is still strong. So I have no quarrels with Alessandro, Poet, Marce or Gauntlet. So I’m not looking to hurt them, but I’m certainly not going to just, out of the kindness of my heart, have them win over me. All due respect, gentlemen.”


His words are marked by a hint of respect, an acknowledgment of their shared goals and ambitions.


“And wasn’t the Thunderdome supposed to be the end of the Tres Comas Club vs. The World’s Finest war? What we did to each other in there surely says so to me. You all came up short.”


"Tell me, Brandon," he sneers, his voice laced with contempt, "What can you do in the Clash match with no weapons to me that could possibly keep me down? You threw me into an electric mine, and I stood right back up. You're out of your element now, boy."


Reginald's tone grows colder, his words cutting like a razor.


"And you too, Michaels," he says, his voice dropping to a menacing whisper, "A light tube smashed over my head did nothing to me. You thought when the Thunderdome match was over that you were free? You'll never be free."


Reginald's voice echoes with unwavering confidence and a touch of sadistic pleasure as he hammers home his point.


“And don’t think I forgot the other competitors in this. Stephanie Matsuda…I’m sure you’re still shaken up after what happened at Final Destination, what with the love of your life screwing you over. The woman you put your life on the line, only for her to betray you in the end.”


Reginald's smirk grows more pronounced, his satisfaction evident.


“So what do you even have to fight for anymore? For Graham Baker? Noah Reigner? Tatsuo Sakaguchi? Emmanuelle? None of you have anything to fight for. You’re all pathetic.”


Reginald's smirk returns, his arrogance unshaken.


“Speaking of pathetic. Jacob Senn. You and I haven’t had much experience together, but I’ve seen you throughout your career. And this is where it’s come to? Allowing yourself to be injected with some mystery substance at the biggest show of the year? And Nobi. God…. I swear you keep finding new ways of sticking around, like some plague. Sure, you were mighty impressive in the Thunderdome. I’m sure there were times where you had people fooled that you were going to win. But no, you’re just as weak as ever. You don’t fool me. You never have and you never will.” 


Reginald looks back at his clock, seeing that it’s now 5:30 A.M. He sighs deeply, shaking his head.


“I’ve been prattling on for over an hour now. Do you really think I’m going to give anymore of my time to Brody, El Landerson or these two men, Gunner and Cletus that I’ve never even heard of? Absolutely not. But I will say this to all of the competitors. You all better hope I don’t sleep from now until the Season 6 Kickoff. Because if I finally rest…”


Reginald begins laughing, the laughter reverberating through the room, a mixture of exhaustion, madness, and a touch of sadistic glee. He walks back to the camera, ending the recording suddenly.

Chad Ecclestone and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Remington Ivory Prescott
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 3rd 2023, 9:15 pm by Remington Ivory Prescott
Are You Afraid of the Dark?

So this is what it's like to be on top of the world, huh?

I, Remington Ivory Prescott, the Immortal Heavyweight Champion, have systematically and single-handedly brought Olympus to its knees by tearing a hole through the entire roster. I've taken everything that this company has thrown at me and I've sent it back, bleeding and screaming. I've apparently pissed off so many of you insignificant peons that even in your collective moments of ganging up on me, you haven't been able to stop my reign.

You idiots had The Third Owner, stupid name by the way, hand me to you all on a silver platter. The deck of pain and violence stacked against me as I was put into a Thunderous Dome filled with my entire Rogues Gallery...

And I fucking beat you all.

I've embodied what this title is all about. Immortality. I've been targeted for extinction by this entire roster and I've done some ungodly shit to stay right where I am. I'll admit, even I'm not proud of some of these things. But the fact of the matter is that I'm the one who has done those things. These are choices that I've made and these are choices that I'm going to have to live with for the rest of my life.

Ah well.

The popular belief is that I'm just following around the latest annoying group to step into the halls of Mount Olympus. That I'm just playing with fire. That, in the end, these Three Stooges will come for me. People think that just because I stand alongside these pricks that I've decided to drink the Kool-Aid. I'm rich. What the fuck is Kool-Aid? DT? A little help here, brotha'?

No. This is not that kind of story. I know exactly what The Tres Comas Club is about. I know exactly what they want. I know exactly what they think of me. I know because I had Olympus in the palm of my hand and they realized that since I had been carrying the brand on my back for months before that I was poised to elevate it to heights even they couldn't reach. So what did they do? They Captain Planetted themselves and came running to stop me before I could even begin. So I pivoted and became their Ace, taking the Immortal Heavyweight Championship from Elijah Hampton and finally solidifying my place among the Gods and Legends.

I've been caught up in their bullshit ever since.

That'll change soon enough.

But for right now, I'm doing what I need to do in order to survive. I have greater plans for myself than being Immortal Lackey #1 forever. I have much bigger plans for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. For Olympus.

For OWA.

The Powers That Be Assholes know that a man like myself cannot be contained for long. I can only be held in place until I decide I want to move. My entire life there's been two people that I've trusted. One of them is dead and the other is not me. So when I say that my allegiance is a matter of convenience, that's exactly what it means.

But digressions aside, I think we all know why I'm actually here right now...

Darkane.

After we've both been through our own different kinds of hells at Final Destination, we're both set to walk into this new era fighting for the right to call ourselves the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. This is a moment that will, dare I say it, go down in Omega Wrestling Alliance history. The Richest versus the Poorest. The Spotlight versus The Dark. Two opposing forces vying for the top spot in order to make our mark in the history books moving forward.

But only one of us is a natural talent.

You see, as with most things that happen around Mount Olympus, there's a whole lot of Yu-Gi-Oh bullshit going on behind the scenes. We got all kinds of resurrected Asians, magic beans, wishful matchmaking... this shit is exhausting, to be honest. But what I've done is that I've remained a true constant through all of it. Never once have I wavered in my convictions or my methods. Not a single moment have I fought for the latest mystical puzzle box of contrivance. I've only ever done one thing here and that's fight.

I've fought for my place since the day I arrived. People have been throwing me to the wolves since the moment I signed on that dotted line. I've had to climb into That Very Ring with so many legends that they had to go dig up some other ones just to see if they could knock me off the pedestal that I built for myself. Sure, I stepped on some people along the way. I had some help collecting the bricks. But this is a throne that I built and that I intend to continue to rule from for a long time coming.

That brings us back around to you, Darkane.

You're the next one of these legendary souls that I'm going to have to send packing to continue to prove my worth. I've destroyed everyone that's come for me and my championship and now you've decided that it's finally your turn. It's your turn to come slithering out of the Seventh Ward Sewer and ride the We Hate Remington train all the way up here to see if you can't be the one to put me down.

And after I'm done with you, I'm sure another magic genie or some other insane shit'll dream up someone else to try this with. Rinse. Repeat. Do Over.

Whatever.

See, I've dealt with psychos like you before. Almost too often. No matter where I decide to hang my scarf, whether it's some podunk hole in the wall bullshit like Kingdom Pro or if it's a world altering megabeast like the Omega Wrestling Alliance. There's always some poor, deluded, angry soul that's had some shitty life and just wants to see the world suffer. You all dress alike. You all have the same tired and lonely facial expression. You all search the same goth and murder shit while secretly listening to the latest Taylor Swift track on your black headphones that you don't think anyone else can hear. You're all a bunch of stray dogs looking for a home but nobody actually wants you around. The bosses tossed you scraps one time and now we're stuck with you.

Yay.

You know what? I take that back. Actually, I am glad old overly aggressive stains on the business like you are still around, Darkane. Legends like you don’t come around too often. And lately it’s starting to seem like you all only start showing your face in a credible or meaningful manner when someone like me comes along. In the past few months alone we’ve seen the return of Baker, Reigner, Rosso, Asian Woman That’s Not Cloud… and yeah, I know you’ve been around this entire time but… have you?

That’s the question, isn’t it? You’ve been slumming it up with Arjen the Grouch so long that a lot of us forgot you were supposed to be the scary one. You’re supposed to be the guy that when someone says “Darkane”, we all start quaking in our expensive boots. We’re supposed to all be nervous to climb into the ring and do battle with the cookie monster of violence because he might hit us with a shopping cart full of sharp things.

Gasp.

Darkane, pal, let me bring you up to speed. There’s nothing that you or your Magic Beanstalk Bean can do to me that I’m  not willing to endure to protect what’s mine. That Immortal Heavyweight Championship is the single most important thing in my life right now. I will do whatever I have to do, use whatever trick I have up my thousand dollar sleeves, grab whatever weapon or OWA fan I can, bring the entire goddamn arena down on your head, sell whatever’s left of my soul to whatever Hell will take it and I’ll do it all with a smile on my face because that’s what being the Immortal Heavyweight Champion means to me.

I came to OWA as a coward. A sniveling and sneaky little runt that hid behind anybody and everybody I could find so that I wouldn’t have to get my hands dirty. I never wanted the world to see this side of me. All I wanted to do was coast my way to the clouds of Mount Olympus and reap the benefits of those lack of actions. I was born with the world in my palm and I didn’t believe there was any other way to live. Now I see that if I’m going to be the one to carry Olympus into this new Era, I can’t be that person anymore. Hell, I can’t be the person that was at Final Destination.

I’m going to have to be something better. Something worse. Something else.

I'm going to have to do things differently. I'm going to have to change everything that everybody thinks they know about me. I'm going to have to ascend to another level that I don't even know if it exists. Stepping up my game isn't going to be enough. I'm going to have to redefine every fiber of my being and I'm going to have to do something that when I first stepped foot onto OWA soil, I never thought I'd ever be in a position to do.

Make an example. Out of you, Darkane.

To be clear, whatever animosity you may have for me or whatever disdain you may have for the way I am or the choices I’ve made? More power to you. If that’s what you need to fuel yourself back into some semblance of relevance then you do what you need to do, buddy. I get it. If you don’t sound like you want to rip my face off and drink a Prescott Smoothie, your whole image is kind of shot. I understand your brand, dude. Say what you have to say to get your… what’re your fans called? Darkies! Kaneinites? Homelesses? Whatever, get “em all riles up. Please. Because I need them to be the first to realize that ol’ Rich Boy Prescott ain’t as big of a chump as everyone seems to think I am. I need them to bear witness to the demise of everything that you used to be and everything that you’re still trying to become.

I need the entire Omegaverse to be standing behind you when we go to war. I need everybody in that arena to be chanting your name and screaming every lackluster obscenity they can come up with at me. I want all the hate that you and all your little Darklettes have to give. Because that is what fuels me. Not rage. Not anger. Not the passion for the sport. Not the need to win.

I live and I breathe to defy expectations. I exist to do whatever the fuck people don’t believe I can do. The entire Omegaverse never thought I stood a chance against Elijah Hampton but look what happened. Everyone wrote me off when the Thunderdome was announced and look what happened. I know that right now the world believes that Darkane vs Remington Ivory Prescott for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship is a cakewalk for you, Darkane. I can damn near feel it in the air.

Good. I hope it stays that way until the goddamn bell rings. I want to feel the way the winds change and the tide turns as I do the unthinkable. I want to be standing in the center of that ring, looking down at your body as I once again hold my Immortal Heavyweight Championship over my head and… fucking laugh. Because once again Remington Ivory Prescott will have done what nobody believed he could. Again, I will have taken everything that you had to give and begged for me. I will have suffered through the pain and the abuse brought down upon me without losing an ounce of fight. And I will have vanquished yet another legend that has dared to attack my Immortal throne.

I want you to understand me, Darkane. I want to be absolutely clear about this. I already have the world. I have more money and power than even I know what to do with. I was born into this life and I will not apologize for being successful. Since I’ve decided to take this hobby of mine more seriously I’ve been considered nothing more than a fraud, a fake, an unworthy asshole that doesn’t deserve the accolades I’ve achieved. It’s hypocritical fuckwits like you, the Omegaverse and fuck it, yeah, the Tres Comas Club too, that would love nothing more than for me to no longer be an entity here in OWA. You all want to eliminate the threat before I become an extinction level event that not a single one of you, Third Owner or Aizen or Whomever Else Is Annoyingly Present This Week, can contain.

I will do to you what I’ve done to everyone that came before you. I will destroy everything in my path to get what I want. To keep what I have. I have sacrificed too much of myself, my life and my soul to just roll over and let The Glow Worm or whatever the hell you call yourself take away the one thing I sacrificed all of those things for. I’ve done far too much to turn back now. My only path is forward and if that means I have to fight every single person that bleeds OwA then line up motherfuckers because I’m not going anywhere.

Darkane.

As much as I would love to hurl a pile of insults at you and claim my superiority and whatever else you expect me to do, I’m a different person now. Lessons have been learned. I’m not who I once was and I will never be that man again. I want you to know that I wholeheartedly support you and your Partner in Grime being the World Tag Team Champions. That’s a good lane for you. You can slum it up down there and get all dirty with the best of ‘em. It suits you.

But this. This Immortal Heavyweight Championship? My baby? My precious? This is not for the likes of you. Not while the blackening heart in my chest still beats. Maybe when I’ve decided to relinquish my throne and walk off into the sunset, maybe then it’ll be your turn. But this is not your moment, Darkane. I’m sorry but you’re going to have to wait a little longer.

So bring me whatever you've got, Darkane. Don't hold anything back. I'm not worried. I'm not nervous. And I damn sure ain't scared.

Come on, man, I haven't been afraid of the Dark since I was five years old.

Grow up.

OWA Promos - Page 10 ByOjae

Mami's Favorite Chew Toy, DT The Ruler, Lazarus Arjen, Felix Hartley, Chad Ecclestone and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mami's Favorite Chew Toy
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 3rd 2023, 2:34 pm by Mami's Favorite Chew Toy
Location: Undisclosed Location, New York, New York
Time: 2:20 P.M.
Date: 10/3/2023
OWA Promos - Page 10 Johnwick2_11


And The World Grows Around Us

(The cameras open up to a large restaurant setting inside an even larger hotel, with a few private rooms to the left and the right. The camera follows a waiter pushing a cart that's filled with different snacks, such as caviar on crackers, stuffed olives, a charcuterie board with the finest Italian meats and cheeses. And a large bottle of chianti and some champagne on ice. The waiter pushes the cart into a room that has two guards on each side of the door. They allow the waiter and the cameraman in. Inside you can see al elderly Italian gentleman sitting at the table with his back to the wall, looking over some paperwork. Next to him on his right in the corner seat is a beautiful woman, darker brown hair with a set of the most beautiful eyes a man could see. She narrows them at the waiter as he begins pouring refreshments and setting a small saucer in front of each guest. And next to her with his back also against a wall, the American Dream World Champion himself, one Allesandro Devastation is sitting in a full black attire, overlooking some of the paperwork as well. The waiter finishes serving and then begins to walk towards the exit, only to stop at the security guards and wait in case he is needed.)

"Salvatore, these ventures look promising. Buying a Dojo in Japan, a resort in the Bahamas, and stake claim to a permanent space in London for the World's Fair. Something around the world. I must know, do the Mongrels of the world really deserve this though?"

(Salvatore takes a sip of his chianti and sits it back down. As he takes a stuffed olive and eats it off of a toothpick he sits it back down and crosses his hands in a bridging gesture and looks towards Allesandro. He smiles and then begins to talk )

"Ya know kid, these days we may wanna cut back on calling the people paying their hard earned money, money that should be yours no doubt, but they work hard to earn it so let's not call them dogs. We can get our point across, and we can squeeze them for every damn drop of cash we can. But we need these people to be your fans, even if we don't want them to, ya know? Just till the inks dry on these contracts and the concrete is dry on everything else. Cause kid you gotta look at it as past Allesandro Devastation-..."

(Allesandro stops drinking his champagne and sits the glass down a little harder than probably meant to. Salvatore sees this and is not faltered. Allesandro looks a little taken aback by this but is intrigued mind the less.)

"As I was saying, the world of Allesandro Devastation is within a 20 feet by 20 feet square. Is that all your worth? Is that all you give to the world? Come on Allesandro, you and I both know that you are so much more than that. You want an example? Here let me give you one. Aurora, give us a minute to talk this over, such conversations should not have a nice lady present, if ya catch my drift."

(Aurora smiles quietly and nods, she bids Salvatore adieu and then Allesandro. As she walks away, Salvatore motions to the waiter to come back to the table. As the waiter gets there Salvatore talks again as he points towards Allesandro.)

"Hey kid, do you know who that is sitting right there? Like really, if he walked in here on his own would you know him?"

(The waiter looks a little confused and begins to stutter out an answer.)

"Umm, well uh sir. That's Allesandro Devastation sir, American Dream Champion of the world in the Omega Wrestling Alliance. I'm a fan you see, and I'm very honored to be here. And if the–"

(Salvatore stands with the speed of aan 20 years his junior and grabs the waiter. He puts a hand under his chin and brings him in close to look eye to eye with him.) 

"Wrong answer junior. This guy, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE! THIS IS ALLESANDRO DEVIONE, INTERNATIONAL MEGASTAR ACROSS ALL SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT! Does he look like a guy who is only known for 20 feet by 20 feet and a set of god damn ropes?  DOES HE?!?"

(Salvatore lets go of the man, and then begins to fix his shirt and tie. He pats the kid on the cheek twice and then motions for him to answer to Allesandro as he smiles warmly awaiting the answer. The waiter, visibly shaken and frightened, looks to Allesandro again and answers.)

"Sir, Mr. Uh Deva…I mean Devione. I apologize for my mistake. I hope you forgive me, and two I did not mean to offend you. I recognize and acknowledge that you are more than just a wrestler. Dreamlander was an amazing movie, and everything you've done for the world of entertainment is just as amazing. I hope to one day stay at one of the resorts you are opening. Thank you so much Mr Devione. If there is anything else I can do ple–"

(Salvatore clamps his right hand down on the shoulder of the waiter and smiles again. He takes a hundred dollar bill and puts it in the kids shirt pocket and ruffles his hair.)

"Little long winded, but okay. Now run and grab us another bottle of chianti while I remind Mr Devione here of how much of a gift he is to the world. Go on kid, you did good.”

(The young waiter smiles lightly and takes his leave past the private Devione security guards at the door as Salvatore looks back to Allesandro.)

“Ya know I have had a thought, you are a gift to the world and have been since you were a kid. Bright mind, bright future, and when I was makin’ my bones back in the day working under your grandfather all he could talk about was the fact that his grandson would rule the world if he put his mind to it. And now Allesandro you need to think that way. Yeah the American Dream is great, our forefathers came across on a boat in search of it, huge deal! But now you need to think more than America. London, Japan, the freakin Cayman Islands are gonna be great adventures for your business. But while thats going on you need to keep winning, you need to look at everyone who stands up to you, even if it is these guys that roll with you, and you need to sit them down and make them watch the greatest fuckin’ show theyve ever seen in their lives! They need to sit down and watch you work! But instead you got people like Noah Reigner and Graham Baker, who looks like they should be washing dishes in a cheap diner with one trying to prove himself after a long career already? And the other saying that he is a star. Who the fuck is a Graham Baker?”

(Allesandro smirks and takes a sip of the champagne.)

“Well I beat him twice already, so I'd say a stepping stone. At least he isn’t as bad as the newer fool. What's his name, Cletus? Backwoods trash. Who should be in a dumpster instead of looking like he feeds from one.”

(Salvatore throws his hands up and chuckles, then takes another generous sip of his chianti and continues. Both men talking business and genuinely having a good time discussing current affairs in OWA.)

“He’s a fuckin’ fat goofy faced nobody kid. I mean hell who else we got here… Poet, Marce Rambeaux, Golden Gauntlet, Reginald Dampshaw III. What kinda organization your old man running here? You got shakespear in the ring, two muscle headed freak shows who are a cocktail away from a nuclear reaction, and the british Jim Jones. If he offers it, don’t drink it.”

(Allesandro is pouring himself another drink and shrugging his shoulders.)

“At least I don’t have to defend the title this time, they love making me jockey for position with Remmy, little twerp that he is. I’m surprised the World’s Dumbest haven't tried begging for another title match. Every one of them, fought that good fight for Stephanie Matsuda, all for Monica and then got title matches out of it. I don’t even think Tatsuo Sakaguchi, Nobi, Ryo Sakazaki, or Rafael Barrera should even be in this match. Hell, I shouldn’t even have to be in this match with these fools. Losers, all of them.”

(As Allesandro was talking the waiter returned with some more bottles, along with some complimentary dessert crackers with some different jam spreads. Salvatore is impressed, and pats the man on the cheek before he leaves again as Salvatore gets a generous scoop of the peach preservative on a cracker and enjoys it.)

“Fuckin’ grade A, you know…like you kid. Also, you know who and what a Nobi is?”

(Allesandro pours another drink and looks intrigued.)

“A fuckin’ no good limp dick bum who can’t beat Remington Ivory Prescott, same as Mark Michaels and Brandon Hendrix. And they went on before you. Like who are these people and why are they in your business again? Last I checked these three losers  got sliced and diced and lost to RIP in the match before yours. This is a play, these guys act like tough guys but go down after one knife wound. Hell, that one chick you were playing tug a war with took more cuts than them. Pussys..”

(Allesandro clinks his glass with Salvatore as he grabs another cracker with jam.)

“Emmanuelle did take a few cuts, I mean hell I had to stab her with the piece of jagged wood from my own flesh to get her to let go of the title. The idiot did not know when to let go, like a dog playing tug of war with their owner. And finally she gave up and let go. But even after she acted as if she was somehow owed more. I swear every one of them, her, Matsuda, and any other foolish dog they have in the wings just won’t stop. Japan is gonna have a hard market to sell a dojo themed resort in Salvatore.  You know how the asian demographic hates me I-”

“FUCK…THE ASIAN MARKET. This is a resort, we just have to make the place look like a dojo, hire some girls, get it done right. They can hate it all they want, but the kind of people that will be showing up aren’t people like Stephanie Matsuda, or Emmanuelle. It’s gonna be guys like that Jacob Seen prick, who want to come from a slum in Chicago and act like he’s a fuckin samurai or something. I saw his work, dude wouldn't even cut it in a Tarrentino movie. Fuckin light shows and fake angels and a soulstone. I thought you were in the movie business flying around in tights.”

(Allesandro looks slightly annoyed as his eyes narrow. He starts to sit his glass down as Salvatore jokingly waves his arms.)

“Mia culpa, mia culpa. Oh you almost got worked up from that one, Im bustin your balls kid. Haven't seen any cinema like that since Coppola. That alone should tell you that your a gift to the world, not just one ring at a time Allesandro. These people, these wrestlers, entertainers, homeless fools, whatever they are. This is the time to strike big in every market, because the whole world is looking at you Alle. Not because of your father, or Jaywalker, some old warlord type, or because of the chunk of gold you have that says America on it. Buy hey, the hell do I know? I've just been around longer than a pot of coffee. But you, you just got the knowledge of somebody who has been around the same.”

(Allesandro just smirks and looks amused.)

“..Call it a Gift..”

(Both men begin to chuckle as the waiter returns, approaching slowly until Salvatore waves him over. He sees the check, and rallies off hundreds of dollars to pay it. And then gives the kid another hundred for himself as he backs away. Salvatore looks to Allesandro, who finishes his champagne. Both men stand and begin to walk towards the exit. The Devione Private Security lead the way as Allesandro and Salvatore walk out of the restaurant setting and into the lobby of a large hotel. They walk past reception and to the doors leading to the outside, as the lead car is pulled around followed by the black Navigator L, both men look back at the building as Allesandro asks..)

“The architecture is pristine, how long has it been since you renovated?”

“Eh, not too long. New art deco sign should be coming soon for the archway. Changed the name a bit to show better days are ahead too.”

“And what name have you chosen?”

“..Elysium..”

(Both men nod at the meaning, and then get into the SUV and begin to drive away.)

Matsuda, Rob, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Chad Ecclestone and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Poet
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 3rd 2023, 1:51 am by Poet
From the house of Jake Keeton
 
Poet stood on the porch steps and sighed.  The house he was standing in front of looked as though it was about to collapse.  The weatherboards were in need of some serious paintwork, the windows had cobwebs in them, and the garden looked as though it hadn’t been touched in years.  Weeds were growing everywhere, and it took Poet some maneuvering to get himself up what was left of the garden path and to the front door.

The only thing that was completely out of place was the shiny, new truck that sat in the driveway.  While his brother drove him up the wall, it was nice to see him use the money for something other than beer.  God only knew how much money Poet had given to his older brother over the years.  There were times when he had thought to cut him off, but their upbringing hadn’t been easy, and Jake had always been there to protect him whenever he needed it.  So, he figured that this was his way of repaying that protection, even if Jake had often ended up pissing the money away.  To see the truck in the driveway actually made him smile – perhaps Jake had turned over a new leaf after all?

Those thoughts were quickly extinguished when he knocked on the door.  One knock was all it took for the door to slowly creak open.  It sounded as if it hadn’t been used in months.  Poet just shook his head as he stepped inside the house; sitting on the tables, in the hallway, and on the kitchen benches, were bottles of beer.  Most were empty, but some were also at varying lengths of being finished.  Some even had cigarette butts in them.

“Hey Jake, you here?” Poet called out as he continued to wander about the house.

“I’m out on the back deck, you little shit” came the gruff response from somewhere towards the back of the house.  Poet went through the kitchen, past a laundry that was piled high with clothes, and opened the door leading to the backyard.

This part of the house was in better condition than what he had just seen.  An old wrestling ring sat in the middle of the yard, and while it was still standing and had what looked to be functional ropes, it had seen better days.  The grass around it seemed to have been cut recently, and a few trees dotted the back fence.  To his right was a small shed and sitting, to his left, on the deck was his brother, Jake. 

He sat there smiling, beer in one hand and a half-finished cigarette in the other.  Despite the state of the house and what looked to be a diet of beer and darts, Jake looked to be in great condition, something he never had a problem maintaining. 

“So, tell me something” Poet began. “How the hell did you end up with this house?  It might look as though it is moments away from falling down, but it’s still worth something.  Why the hell do you need money to buy a truck when you’ve clearly had enough money to buy yourself a house?”

Jake takes a long drag from his cigarette before responding.

“I didn’t buy it.”

“You… didn’t buy it?  So, you’re just squatting here or something?  That sounds about right.”

“I’m not squatting in it either, Josh” Jake responds with a smile.

“Don’t call me Josh.  You know I hate it.”

Jake chuckles to himself.  “Why do you think I do it, you sook?”

Poet just sighs.  “So, you going to tell me how you got this house, or just act like a child as per usual?”

“I inherited the house,” Jake says as he takes a swig of beer.  “Many years ago, I met a man named Fred, who took me in when I was at my lowest.  He gave me a room and supported me, and I helped with the chores and the overall upkeep on the house.  He passed away a few years back and he left the house to me.”

“I’m… sorry to hear about his passing.”

“I’m not.  The old bastard was a massive pain in the arse.”

“So,” Poet says as he takes a seat opposite Jake “you’re honoring his memory by treating his house like dog shit?”

“You could say that,” Jake says as he takes another drag from the cigarette.  “Without him here it seems like a waste of time to keep the house in good nick.  As long as the fridge works and I can sit outside, then I’ll live.”

“Indeed” Poet responds as he looks around the backyard.  “So, how are you these days?  Apart from the odd phone call asking for money, it’s been a while since we actually caught up.”

“Are you trying to say that I only ever reach out to you when I need something?”

“Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying.”

Jake just grunts as he takes a final drag of the cigarette before flicking it onto the grass.

“I’m doing just fine little bro.  I’ve got a house to live in and, last time I checked, a fresh contract with OWA.  So, I can’t really complain.”

“It’s funny you mention that, Jake.  After all this time, why come back?  I mean, you could have told me you were coming back, rather than just turning up after I defended my title so you could once again steal the spotlight.  Say one thing for Jake Keeton, say that he loves making sure that I never get my time in the sun.”

“I’m just keeping you honest, brother.  We can’t have you getting too far ahead of yourself with that little Prestige title around your waist.  You always let things go to your head far too quickly.”

Poet just smiles across the table at Jake.  “It’s funny you mention titles – can you remind me how many you won the last time you were in OWA?  I recall it being a big duck egg.  Zero.  Zilch.  Nada.”

Jake takes a long drink from the beer bottle before putting it back on the table.

“You know, if it wasn’t for that powers that be backstage, I’d have had a title around my waist.”

“Excuses, excuses.  Always blaming someone else.”

“Take a look at the dart board on the wall behind me…”

Poet leans to his left to see an old dart board that has been nailed to the weatherboards behind his brother.  A variety of darts have been thrown into the board, and in the centre is the picture of what appears to be a wrestler, with a few darts puncturing it.

“Well, this gives off serial killer vibes, Jake.  I don’t get the meaning.”

“That’s a picture of Gareth Cason.”

“Who?”

“Exactly.  No one really knew who he was back then either.  I had a match with him many years ago that I was going to win.  My interviews were on point and that piece of shit was nowhere to be seen.  Then, he goes backstage just prior to our match, fellates the writing team, and BOOM… the man is able to get the win.  Work that one out.”

“So, you put his picture on a dart board as a way to get back at him…?”

“Seemed like a good idea at the time.”

“I thought your beef was with Nate Cage” Poet responds as he leans back in his chair.

“If you take a piss later, you’ll see his picture taped to the inside of the toilet bowl.  Again, seemed like a good idea at the time.  I’d have taken it down, but I’ve pissed on it so many times that I’d rather it washes away of its own volition now.”

“Have you ever heard of gloves?”

Jake finishes off his beer and throws the bottle onto the grass in the backyard.

“Yeah, but I’d have to spend money on those, and I’d rather keep what I have left for booze and food.  Nothing else really matters.”

Poet stands up out of the chair and wanders over to the old wrestling ring.  “When was the last time you actually trained?”

“A few weeks ago.  There are a few of us from the gym who don’t mind working out inside the squared circle.  They come over here to use it and sometimes I join them, otherwise they pay me in beer.  It’s a pretty good deal and it keeps me fit.”

“Is that why you’ve come back to OWA?  To see if you’ve still got it?”

Jake doesn’t answer straight away.  Instead, he reaches for the packet of cigarettes and lights one up.  He takes a few puffs before addressing his brother.

“It’s a fair question.  I mean, why should I come back now?  I want to make it clear that it’s not to steal your thunder.”

“You could have fooled me with the way you showed up last week, unannounced.  What else am I supposed to think?”

“I could ask you the same question.  Why go to the same promotion that worked me into the ground for nothing?  Are you trying to prove a point?”

Poet wanders over to the chair and sits down again.  “I came to OWA as it was the first company to offer me a fair deal.  I’d tried a few others and they offered peanuts but here… here was a company that saw something in me.  I knew you had been here before but taking on the moniker of ‘Poet’ meant that they had no idea that we were related.  It was my best chance for success.”

“Well, I guess that’s why I’ve come back,” Jake says as he flicks away some ash from his cigarette.  “I have unfinished business here.  I let my anger get the better of me, again, and when I felt I wasn’t being used properly I decided that I could be of better use elsewhere.”

“Going to strip clubs most nights is not a better use of your time, Jake.”

“Yeah, well, it was better than showing up each week to take the L.  Rather than see Maggall’s man boobs or deal with the incestuous relationship that Harman Ardelean had with his mother, I thought I’d sit at a bar, drink beer, and see a decent set of tits for a change.”

“And now you’re giving up that… life… to come back now?”

“I guess you could say that.  I don’t know how often I’ll be back, but I think the timing is right.  I know, with an opportunity, that I could have done more in OWA and it doesn’t sit right with me that I didn’t achieve that.  So, here I am.”

“So, now that you’re back, are you with me or against me…?”

“I am with you, Josh.”

“That remains to be seen.  And I told you before, don’t call me Josh.”

“And I’ll remind you again that I don’t give a shit.  I’m your big brother, Poet. I’ll always have your back if you need it, but going by the last PPV, it doesn’t look like you need any support.  Looks like you took care of business while barely raising a sweat.”

“Ah, Brody” Poet replies with a smile. “He never really stood a chance.  The man needs to get away from his father.  He is stunting his career.  I had the match won and then Scott Oasis, on what looked to be the urging of a few backstage, tried to turn the tables on me.  Suffice to say, I won’t be voting for him to be president.”

“You always enjoyed holding a grudge,” Jake says with a smile as he takes another drag of the cigarette.

“Going by the pictures you’ve got up; it seems to run in the family” Poet replies.

“So, Jake, what happens from here?”

“Nothing for the moment little bro.  I’m not booked on the next card.  In fact, I’ve spoken with the powers that be and I’m happy to wrestle part-time at the moment.  I could be on the next Olympus card, I could be at the next PPV… or I might not be.”

“So, you won’t be participating in the Clash of the Titans Match?”

“Not at this stage.  I think I’ll leave that to you.  You’ve earned the right to wrestle in that one and, if what I’ve been watching continues, then you’re a fair chance to win it.  It doesn’t look like you’ve got much to go through to get there.”

“Yeah, that’s fair.  When you look down the list of wrestlers it doesn’t inspire any fear.  Jacob Senn?  Meh.  Graham Baker?  Average.  Emmanuelle?  Should be in the kitchen.  Brody?  Been there, beat that.  Count them all as nothing more than names on a list.”

Jake flicks the remnants of his cigarette away and stands up, stretching as he does so.

“Well, I’ll be watching.  That could be from home, the local strip joint, or even backstage… and I expect you to win it.”

Jake then turns and starts to walk inside the house.

“Where are you going?”

“I’m out of beer, so I’m heading out to get some more.  Problem?”

“Other than your alcoholism and your addiction to cigarettes which will put you in an early grave… no.  No problem.”

“Right, so get the fuck out of my house” Jake responds with a grin.

Shaking his head, Poet stands up and walks with Jake through the house and out to the overgrown front yard.  Jake’s new truck still sits in the driveway, while Poet’s Tesla sits on the curb in the street.

“A Tesla?  Really?”

“Not my fault I’ve got the money to buy one.   I also had the money to buy that truck you’ve got sitting there.  I don’t see you complaining about that.”

Jake considers that for a second, shrugs, and wanders over to unlock the driver's side door of the truck.  Before stepping inside, he turns to his brother one last time.

“Now that you’re a Poet, any chance you want to give me one of those poems you’re so well known for?”

Poet smiles, thinks for a moment, and responds:

I once had a brother named Jake
And his birth was considered a mistake
And when it came to be
That he wasn’t better than me
It was fun to watch his little heart break

“You’re an absolute prick, do you know that Josh?”

“Love you too, you alcoholic bastard” Poet responds with a smile.

Jake laughs to himself as he gets into his truck, while Poet wanders slowly over to his Tesla and the short drive home.

Matsuda, Rob, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Chad Ecclestone and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Matsuda
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 2nd 2023, 6:28 pm by Matsuda
Olympus Clash Promo #1


“Elevate”




Final Destination V.


Post-American DReam TLC Match.


Aria Jaxon didn't wait around for the final match of the night. From the moment she saw the result of the American Dream Championship TLC Match, she knew the aftermath required her attention. The Tribunal saw everything from their locker room. The crew were mostly licking their wounds, frustrated at their loss, but once Aria saw what happened to Stephanie, the bitter taste of defeat quickly left her mouth.

Kenny nor anyone else didn't question Aria storming out of the room. They knew who she was going to look for. Tyler looked at Kenny and pointed at the door with his thumb. The Tribunal figurehead nodded, and watched Tyler follow The Outlaw Queen. 

Tyler was silent in his steps as he remained several feet behind Aria who made a beeline for the Brody section. She didn't need to look behind her to acknowledge Tyler's presence.

Aria Jaxon: You can tell Kenny that I don't need a chaperone. 

Tyler remained quiet, knowing that his latest pseudo-mentor was in her own head. She witnessed her best friend getting betrayed by her wife, and pushed off a ladder when she was seconds from winning the most important title of her career. For some reason, Monica Vaughan has sided with her former captors and Aria wanted answers.

But most of all she wanted to check on Cloud.

Aria stopped at the entrance, watching the other contestants of the match making their way inside. Cloud wasn't among them. Annoyed, Aria grabbed a production guy by collar and started shaking him. 

Aria Jaxon: Is Stephanie still out there!?

Production Guy: She was taken to the medical office-

Before he had a chance to finish, Aria marched away towards the other side of the backstage area. Tyler kept up with her pace, surprised that someone in heels could move so quickly. They turned right and walked to the end of the hallway where Aria walked inside to reveal a med office in disarray. Several shaken staff members stood in the middle of a sea of knocked-over supplies and an upturned gurney. Aria sighed, shaking her head.

Aria Jaxon: Where is she?

EMS Worker: She said she didn't medical attention. She just wanted to get out of here as soon as possible.

Aria and Ty looked at each other as if they had the same idea.

Tyler Kulina: Parking lot.

Aria nodded and the two raced down the hallway as fast as they could to the parking lot. For Aria, this was DEFCON 3. There was no telling what was going through Cloud's head at the moment. The aftermath of that match could have disastrous consequences, and Aria needed to prevent that from happening. 

They reached the parking lot where they saw a familiar blue Tesla exiting the parking lot. 

Aria Jaxon: Damn it!

The Outlaw Queen took out her phone to start messaging the closest people in her friend’s life, as Tyler sighed and placed his hands in his pockets.

Tyler Kuliuna: Where do you think she’s going?

Aria Jaxon: Knowing her…in this state? Anywhere.

----

Anywhere.


Aka Koto City, Tokyo.



“We touch, I feel a rush, we clutch, it isn't much
But it's enough to make me wonder what's in store for us
It's lust, it's torturous, you must be a sorceress
'Cause you just did the impossible, gained my trust
Don't play games, it'll be dangerous if you fuck me over
'Cause if I get burnt, I'ma show ya what it's like to hurt
'Cause I been treated like dirt before ya
And love is evil, spell it backwards, I'll show ya”

Stephanie moved through the Japanese crowd in complete anonymity with her headphones on. She arrived in her home country with no luggage, just half a day’s travel from the moment she walked out of The Linc back in Philly. She checked out and upon arrival in Japan, had her stuff sent to her penthouse where it would be received by the concierge. She figured she’d have Sora put it in her place. Cloud wasn’t in the mood to be “home” or see anybody at the moment. Thanks to one of her more wealthy friends, she was able to book a private plane to her home country. She didn’t want to be recognized, or hounded by paparazzi. Her whole business was exposed to the world: betrayed by her own wife, Monica. Pushed off the ladder just moments before grabbing the American Dream Championship. Matsuda spent the whole ten-hour plane ride replaying the events over in her head. She was tired and possibly in need of medical attention. But, she couldn’t be anywhere in Philly at the moment, nor anywhere near the home she shared with her wife. She had to be somewhere nobody could find her or think to find her.

Except for one person.

She expected her to find her there, or even already be there waiting for her. Judging from the missed calls and texts, both of her Queens of Wrestling partners were worried about her. As were the rest of her friends, family, and colleagues. She’d speak to everyone eventually but now wasn’t the time. Speaking of which…time was something she needed at the moment. Not a lot of it, just enough to recover in peace and prepare for what lies ahead. 

Using every ounce of strength she had, she willed herself to the block she once frequented back in her JET days. On the block was the noodle house she and Azumi Goto lived above when they were just a couple of rookies in the joshi promotion. Cloud dug in her pocket for the keys and opened the door next to the restaurant where she walked up a flight of stairs leading to the one-bedroom apartment she and Azumi purchased a year ago along with the rest of the building as a personal keepsake.

Stephanie opened the door, feeling the weight of the weekend’s events on her. She could barely keep her eyes open as she walked inside and saw Azumi sitting on the couch looking worried.

Azumi Goto: …Cloud?

Everything went black.

-----

Cloud didn’t want to go to the hospital and Azumi respected her decision. She contacted a private doctor used by her husband’s family to arrive and patch up Stephanie. Fortunately for the Sky Queen, she was going to be okay. Azumi decided to reschedule her meetings for the week and informed her family that she was going to take a couple of days away. The Sakazaki family had qualified nannies to look after her and Kira’s daughter Anna, and honestly, Zumi herself could use a mommy break. Cloud was okay with her being around as long as she didn’t bring up Monica. Azumi trusted Cloud to open up eventually, especially considering how integral Cloud and Monica’s marriage was to future plans. For now, Azumi was a quiet presence, cooking for Cloud and making sure she was recovering the right way. It reminded her of the days they’d spent as roommates in this small apartment they could barely afford in the “good ‘ol days”. Things were so rough then they shared the same bed while alternating with the couch on certain days one of them had an important match coming up and could use the uninterrupted sleep. 

Being away gave Cloud time to check up on the upcoming season of OWA. She received word that was scheduled to participate in Olympus’ very own Clash of the Titans Match. Stephanie sighed to herself. She was eager for combat, but the events that transpired were weighing heavy on her mind. Maybe it was time to address the public and let her thoughts be known to the world. Stephanie sighed and grabbed her phone.

-----

“I don’t know what to say. I know the world wants to hear me talk about what happened back at Final Destination, but I have no words. My mind…is currently a blur at this point when it comes to the past. Maybe I’m exhausted, maybe I feel guilty about the state of my marriage, but the only thing that’s running through my mind right now is to move forward. I must move forward and keep fighting. I have to endure and keep going. I came this far upon my return from retirement. In fact, that action led to where I am now. Do I feel upset? No. I knew the consequences of coming back to action. I’m an adult who makes decisions and accepts the consequences that come my way. Do I like it? Fuck no. The future is so blurry, but I must venture forth. So what’s waiting for me on the other side of this fog? The Olympus Clash of the Titans Match. twenty-nine opps both friend, foe, and stranger. Just another day in the office, for me. I’ve been in battle royals before and quite frankly they are chaotic as hell. One has to keep their wits about them if they want to walk out of this with the opportunity of a lifetime. When the smoke clears, being the last person left standing would make the misery I’ve suffered worth the pain. Both World’s Finest and TCC are here including other various usual suspects like Jacob Senn. He and I share a unique history bonded by trauma and a need for redemption. No matter how much we want to be freed from the bonds of our individual pasts, it comes calling back. I can’t save Senn’s soul when I don’t know what’s even happening to mine. He didn’t get a chance to wield the soul stone, but maybe it’s for the best. Maybe it takes a madman like Darkane to wield it. Unfortunately, this victory won’t be his either.”

“Graham and Reigner, it was fun going to war with you guys. Seriously, I’m looking forward to doing it again. Unfortunately, that belt should’ve been mine, but well you both saw what happened. But once again I have to deter The Corsairs from obtaining something that would benefit me. I’d rather have us on the same side, but it looks like we’ll be at each other’s throats for a little while longer. If that’s the case, then so be it. We’re fighters, this is what we do my friends. The same goes for Michaels and Hendrix. You guys were valuable during my war against Tres Comas Club, but all good things must come to an end. I’m out here on my lonesome against you, Tatsuo, and my dear Nobi. But, no matter what sets us against each other I can say for certain: we all hate Allesandro Devastation. Our homies hate Allesdandro Devastation, as well as our fans, and anyone remotely connected to us. I’m tired of going into specifics about this asswipe but just know and understand this Ally: you won’t get away with what you’ve done.I don’t know what the fuck you did to my wife, but when the time comes, I’m ending this charade once and for all. I don’t think I need to elaborate on what I mean by that. Just know that from the moment you set foot in that ring, if I’m there. You’re my main target sweets.”

“Before I address Emmanuelle and Ryo, I have a…poem of sorts for our esteemed orator on Olympus:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

If you know, you know.”

“Now, back to Emmy and Ryo. I know things..have been odd. Ryo, I’m fucking worried about you. Sure all eyes are on me about my headspace, but I’m somewhat…level headed. But you? That heart of yours is so corrupted right now. You’re a good kid, Ryo. Don’t go down a path you’re going to regret. I know what that is and what it does to people. I walked down that road and let’s say my actions years ago influenced OWA in a way nobody would expect. Emmy? You did what you could with the Dojo Bros. I know I came at you before, but in all honesty, you worked hard with them. You also fought your ass off in the TLC Match. But…Emms, don’t stand in my way. I’ve been racking my brain about this on my way home when I left Philly. It’s weird - in recent years wrestling has been a place where the powerful and the unreal have crossed paths to fight for control. From the promotion itself to the world as a whole, for some reason, the squared circle exists as a modern-day battlefield of sorts. Sports feuds aren’t the only things settled here anymore. Why is that, I wonder? What could possibly be so important that gods and monsters have to sign a contract with OWA in order to further their causes? And then it hit me: it’s not the promotion itself. Wrestling is one of the most popular - if not - the most popular combat sport in the world. Hell, in general, it's up there with soccer and the NFL. This means it has an audience, hence, subjects that can be controlled. People who can blindly fill your pockets with money or be manipulated to do whatever they want. But, even with that, there’s an even greater power. In pro wrestling, true power doesn’t come from the investors or bookers. It comes from the champions. Whoever is holding the top prize can make or break a company. It can influence minds, and generate a whole generation of future stars. That’s the kind of power we all want. That’s the kind opf power I’ve held in my hand seven times, and currently an eighth time. I’m Miracle Galaxy Pro’s IIW Women’s World Champion. This is a title that would’ve gone into the goodnight with its promotion if MGP didn’t graciously pick it up much like OWA did with Wrestleworld’s  American Dream Championship. I won the AD title when April Song defended it in OWA for the first time. After several defenses on MGP events, I won the IIW title and already elevated it to heights it hasn’t seen in its several-year existence. And you know what? I’m not satisfied. Much like in 2020, I want more titles, more influence, and more power. The only difference from my rivals is I don’t want to use these belts to control people but to inspire and elevate them.”

“The Interracial Twin Towers won’t inspire shit. Love El Landerson, but he’s not the one. RD3 and Rafael are glorified goons and as for Brody, Gunner, and Cletus? They have a ways to go. I’m Stephanie “Cloud” Matsuda, the Sky Queen of Olympus. Future three-time American Dream Champion…

And future Immortal Heavyweight Champion. Know it. Understand it. Believe it.”

Rob, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Chad Ecclestone and grandcaster have spoken. It’s such good shit!

DT The Ruler
Re: OWA Promos
Post October 2nd 2023, 11:25 am by DT The Ruler



Alright, back to business...


OWA Promos - Page 10 Dt_the47


 
 
(Sitting comfortably at an unknown beach, wearing an unbuttoned white shirt and matching pants, DT The Ruler is shown in a back view, embracing the wind against his sunglasses as he ends a call with an investor he is connected to. He places his phone down on a rock next to him and takes a deep breath before speaking)
 
I figured this break between Seasons wouldn’t last long. I’m already conducting business like usual outside of OWA, but I had a hunch that this time I have to rest and recuperate physically and mentally would be as short as it was indefinite. Despite those things, I did take any chances I could get to enjoy a few sunsets, breathe different air than the typical city smog I’ve become accustomed to. I just need to just get any moments away I can muster as both a regularly busy businessman and as OWA World Champion. Because I deserve it. I fought for those moments, as rare as they are, so I cherish them a little more now, especially after the Season I’ve experienced in OWA.

And what a season it was. Pain and suffering. Blood, sweat, and tears. All that motivational crap we’re familiar with. It was all that and more for myself and my associates from For The Minorities, as we went to war and despite not being direct winners at Civil War, many of our goals were met heading toward Final Destination V.

However...

(DT The Ruler pulled out a cigar and lighter, quickly lighting the cigar and taking a puff, accompanied by another deep breath)

I understand that at this moment in time, the leverage our alliance once had is not as powerful due to the events of Final Destination V. With Ms. Felix Hartley finding a way to become Womens Champion- or whatever that title will transform into- and “Finish the Whorey” ... I guess that means experiencing the mythical female orgasm, I don’t know... and us as a collective gaining no other championships along the way, that leaves For The Minorities in a worse position. It’s not a place we cannot climb out of, though. Just at this moment in time, we must find way to regroup and get back into focus together. But as we are getting ready to be submerged into the chaos, I must do my part as OWA World Champion and continue to build on what makes a good champion, a threatening champion, a champion that adds worth to the very title he possesses, as well as continue building my legacy as a great in this business. Much like with the Outlaw Championship in my possession, I made an Open Challenge. For sure, there were some people I wish would’ve answered first. I would’ve loved to give Raivo a rematch. Hell, even give Diantha a chance to make part of the new Big Oasis Initiative more obvious while his Campaign is still going. But instead, I heard a name unexpected. Mr. Nate Cage answered the challenge first, and I’m not going to complain. Why? Because this is one of the things I went to war for: equal opportunity. Open opportunity. Because as much as I may have my preferences for everything in my life, I will not pose like Mr. Damian Lillard in his trade request and restrict myself when it comes to options, as that is not what champions or actual competitors do.



So Mr. Nate Cage...

You introduction as to who I am- according to you- was beautiful, eloquent, like hearing Shakespeare with a modern twist. You even start with something close to the right idea of addressing me as “Mister Ruler”. Excellent Bait, Mate. I applaud you for starting as you should when you speak my name, and honestly: you should’ve kept treading that path. It was more noble, more coherent, and honestly: more truthful. Let me start off by giving you a few pieces of advice before you and I meet one-on-one. The first is to smile more. Yeah, sure, women hate it when men tell them to do that, but in your case: you should be happy. I made an Open Challenge with no strings attached, and you’re in! CONGRATULATIONS! You get to meet the rare, one-of-a-kind Singles Match for a World Title! I mean I haven’t experienced that myself until I became champion, so I know how it is. I mean I won the title in a Clash contest- by the way, it was the second one I’ve been in- but the point still stands: these situations are uncommon, so embrace it! Enjoy it! LIVE LAUGH LOVE!

...

And continue to be real.

And I want to be real about many things but one specific thing you’re holding onto I’ll address first, and that is the circumstances of my contest at Final Destination V. Mr. Raivo is one of my partners and business associates. Mr. Raivo is also a friend, no doubt. And despite that, we looked at each other and said, “If we have to fight, we have to go all out.” Because no friend should have kid gloves on in this business. The best at any given moment have to rise, and the ones people remember rise to the occasion consistently. And that is what you can find all over Season 5 when The Ruler is spoken of: consistency. No matter who I face, big or small, champion or not, I do not spare anyone and their feelings. It would be disrespectful to. So understand, Mr. Nate Cage: as much as you speak about my match vs. Mr. Raivo being friendly, that’s not what I’m used to by any means. I’m used to antagonism, I’m used to looking across the ring and seeing an enemy, I’m used to my opponents being on some gangsta shit, and I’m used to making every moment in that ring feel like torture for my opponents. My last title match had a rare aura of respect between brothers, though still competitive. But just to warn you, Mr. Nate Cage...

Your type of degenerate is what I face most of the time.

Your type of approach is not something that throws me off-guard.

My first defense as Outlaw Champion was against a desperate Alejandro De Leon, who even had a member of the “Mafia” he’s connected to interfere on his behalf...and I still retained. My Tag Team Championship defenses were filled with many desperate out-of-fucks-to-give members of this roster, including the current Tag Team Champions themselves... and myself and Raivo retained multiple times. The biggest fight in what you called our “Race War” attempt was filled with desperate and out-of-fucks-to-give members of Thotessey and The Frontline. The very match I won the OWA World Title in was filled with some of the most desperate and hungry members of OWA’s roster. What you’re promising to bring to the ring in our match is not unfamiliar territory at all.

In fact, I’d argue that it’s the norm.

Psychosis, unpredictability, lack of control: I do oppose those things, as those characteristics almost ruined my adult life as it was beginning, and I caught myself just in time and changed for the better. The fruits of my labor I can experience because of that change of pace, and I would never go back to living with reckless abandon. It sounds fun, entertaining, until you can’t pay your medical expenses or for the essentials and must constantly steal for such things. And I tell you these things so you come into our match with the right idea of what you’re facing. You are astute in noting how brutal my contest was against a man I consider a brother. So with the Kickoff Show approaching, and me getting some rest and time to heal my nagging aches and pains, do you really believe I’m going to enter a match for the World Championship, MY CHAMPIONSHIP, on friendlier terms against... you? With the so-called Race War me and the rest of For The Minorities still leaving a mark in OWA, do you believe I’m going to approach you like Dudley from Street Fighter and desire to Fight Like Gentlemen?

(DT The Ruler takes another puff of his cigar to remain calm)

I hope not, Mr. Cage, because that will only make your destruction all the quicker, though I wouldn’t mind shooting for a PERFECT KO right from the get-go. Whether friend or foe, man or woman, my sole goal when I enter the ring and see who my opponents is to triumph over them by any reasonable- albeit brutal- means. If dropping them on their head doesn’t do it, I’ll dump them down again. If locking them in the Ruler’s Throne doesn’t do it, I will escalate to the next painful submission. With the many battles I have survived to make it to this point, the many various opponents I’ve had to contend with in order to be where I am today as champion, know that coming into this rare type of Championship scenario for you with the thought that fighting without honor is going to backfire... because I deal with that regularly. With this match coming, you taking up the energy of Desperate Incarnate is expected, as I bet you never thought this situation would even be likely for you.


But I also know one other reason you’re reaching.

You see, I speak of my allegiances with For The Minorities, as I hold them all to utmost importance because we fought together to get the results we desired. I see you and the rest of the Tribunal trying to do similar. You’re not fighting for the same reason we fought, no, but you are trying to be the same level of threat we became, Mr. Cage. I’m not too occupied with my own business affairs to notice that The Tribunal is still in the struggle.  When you seem to be getting some momentum, someone interferes with it and says “No.” Right as you pick up and gain some leverage, someone your group disrespected events the odds. And I know that rubs you all in your egos the wrong way. Where For The Minorities succeeded as a collective, The Turbinal right now is stumbling. And it’s not just my success you want you stop seeing happen: it’s everyone in my group. You don’t want us to succeed or overcome, and fortunately for us: that is not for you to decide. The assertive, the bold, the daring, and the strong-willed are the ones who decide in this business, and one of those people is the current OWA World Champion. We could’ve sat around on OWA’s Twitter spaces.... well, it’s X now, right... and complained like little bitches. We could have run to Oasis and Kenny Drake and whatever other General Manager is around and attacked them. But instead, we decided to attack the problems we had head-on.

But my current problem is you, Mr. Cage. Desperation is a sensation many wrestlers I know experience when it comes to Title Matches, especially this may be your best chance because it’s one-on-one. But I know with your Tribunal connections, it might not stay that way. But a difference between you and I is that I’m coming into this very prepared for whatever random shenanigans and nonsense you may muster up. My head will be on the swivel as I defend my championship and break you down piece by piece. And after I’m done dishonorably beating you down and my hand is raised and the title is returned to the comfort of my left and right hands, I want you to make another respectful summation of my dominance over the OWA landscape. I want you to proudly communicate to the OWA Universe about That Time You Lost to your Master and Ruler, the OWA World Champion.

 
 
(DT The Ruler then took another puff of his cigar as the camera faded to black)

Rob, Darkane, Remington Ivory Prescott and Chad Ecclestone have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Insertwittynamehere
I'm Here (Season 6 Opener Kick-off RP 1)
Post October 1st 2023, 1:40 am by Insertwittynamehere
I have been waiting for this for a very long time.


The camera shows a dark scene, a heavily forested area cloaked by night. Two high beams served as the only source of illumination. On the hood of a Ford Focus is a man wearing a black leather jacket over a white- t-shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers. Proudly on display is a stainless steel Mjolnir necklace. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a carton of cigarettes and a lighter. He lights his smoke and takes a long drag. He exhales and flicks the ashes.


I have sat back and watched as everyone else gets the spotlight. Meanwhile, I have been putting myself through the most intense training of my life.  For those of you who don't know me, well, then you must be living under a rock. I am Mister Madison Square Garden. The Norse God of Professional Wrestling. The Diamond of the Industry. The Dreamkiller. Jason Ryan. I could go on and on about my many achievements, but honestly, I don't need to do all that. Because one of your own knows what I'm capable of because I'm the only reason anyone knows his name. Hey Brandon Hendrix, how's the heart? Still as nonexistent as the Tin Man's from Wizard of Oz?


Jason smirks as he takes another drag from his cigarette.


But enough about my bitches, let's get into why I am here. And let's get this out of the way. Yes, I  have been here before. Years ago, back when I was still a nobody in this business and hadn't discovered myself, I had a match here. I don't remember who it was I fought but I do know it was an inferior opponent. And I went out there... and I lost. I lost to someone who nowadays couldn't tie my boots. Back then, I was a much different person than I am now. I was weak. I was selfish. And it was because I was so pathetic that I was defeated. After the match, I went to the back and was told, " Look, you just don't have what we are looking for. Go home." I fell into a dark place shortly after. I nearly lost everything I hold dear today. 



Jason looks down, grabbing his Mjolnir in his hand, staring at it intently.


That weak fool. That sorry excuse of a man is no longer here. Ever since then I have dedicated myself to becoming one of the very best to ever do it, and I have. I have worked my ass off to redeem my legacy everywhere I have been, except for one company. There is one company I never made a name for myself. One federation I am still seen as a failure.


Jason clenches his fist so hard his cigarette breaks. With a disgusted grunt, Jason tosses it to the side and wipes his hand on his pants.


I still remember every second of that day. I remember the judgemental stares. I remember the whispers claiming I don't belong. I remember the tone when I was sent packing. And I remember walking out of that arena with my tail tucked between my legs. I have never gotten over that! I have lost years worth of sleep lying in bed next to my wife, unable to sleep because I am obsessed with that day. That is the most embarrassed I have ever been not just in my career but my life!


So let me be very clear, and I am talking to every single OWA talent when I say this. Get a jump on preparing a memorial service for any dream you may have had here. Because I have made a career out of doing two things. Winning championships and killing dreams. And I do not care how many people I have to make Pass The Fuck Out and step over to get my hands on gold. I don't care if I have to hit the PTFO on my own grandmother. if she gets in my way of the greatness I was always supposed to achieve here, I will do it with zero hesitation.


For the first time in my professional wrestling career, I'm the underdog. A multiple-time world champion, the man who is undefeated in Madison Square Garden, Mister Madison Square Garden, is the underdog. Do you not see a problem with that? I have to start at the very bottom and prove myself to everybody! Well that's okay because I did it once I can do it again


The camera focuses on Jason Ryan's Mjolnir then back on his face.


I've been wearing this for about two years now. And it's not just for the gods I follow but it is the symbol of the promise I made to be better. To be a better wrestler. To be a better man. And I can say I have kept that promise. But now, I am making another promise. I am swearing a new vow upon my Mjolnir. I swear I will avenge my past self and become what I should have become by now here in OWA. Which leads me to my debut match.


There is a hunger deep inside of me. No not a hunger but a sickness. I am a sick man, and my sickness, my disease, is the desire to be champion. It haunts me worse than any ghost or demon you can think of. It causes me physical pain every step I take and don't have gold around my waist. I am a junkie and championship gold is my drug of choice. And I am looking to get my fix.  But in order to get my fix, I have to go through four other people. And the lesser educated would look at that match and see five wrestlers looking to earn a shot at a title but for me it is me fighting to get the only thing that can restore me to life.


I am fighting for my career here in OWA. I have the most to prove out of anyone else in that ring. This is the biggest match I have had in a while and I am fixing to walk in and walk out the new number one contender for the Spartan championship. But it's not all bad for the others because they have a rare opportunity. By being in the ring with me they get to witness greatness. The fans get to witness greatness. The commentary team gets to witness greatness, the nerds running tech gets to witness greatness, and everyone gets to witness greatness! Because every time I get in a ring, I become greatness embodied!


So, to my opponents, I have this to say. All those dream you have of winning the Spartan championship, all your goals and aspirations, officially mean nothing. Because once we get to that ring, and you have a limited time to come to terms with this, I'm going to beat all of your asses. I will tear your dreams out of underneath you and make you watch as I execute them in single file. None of you will have anything to fight for when I am doing. I  will stand, reveling in my victory as the only things that remain of your careers are shattered dreams and crushed hope. I am held to a very high standard in this industry. And before long,  you are going to see why they call me The Diamond of the Industry. 


Jason sighs and closes his eyes, leaning against the windshield of the Ford Focus, his eyes closed. After a few minutes of leaving the crickets to fill the air with their chirps to break the suffocating silence, Jason opens his eyes and stares at the camera.


I encourage all of you to give me all you can. You are going to have to if you want any chance of winning. But I promise you this.


Jason leans towards the camera.


Get in my way and you are going to get your FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN!!!!!!!

Chad Ecclestone has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Darkane
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 30th 2023, 3:52 pm by Darkane
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Evolution is a mystery.

Even though we as humans are usually drawn towards the ideation of making headway or breaking through barriers. When we rely on our instincts to pave the way into the future when all else fails and when we drastically improve over time through maturity and experiences it feels like vindication. The work we put in, the lines we dare cross, and the risks we take, are intricate parts of evolution. In my time in OWA, I have seen many evolve from sorry wastes of space into absolute paragons. A common thread in them I’ve noticed is that they refused to believe in preconceived notions or any stigmas attached to them, instead, they chose to focus on what they could control. It’s said that if there’s no will, then there is no way and I agree. It can be like pulling teeth to find motivation sometimes, especially when you’re stagnant. It’s easy to give up, anybody can do that on a whim, but it’s a lot harder to keep going. Every day is a chore when your motivation is sapped but ultimately it comes down to willpower. It comes down to whether you have actual intangible qualities that can’t be measured or quantified. A select few have that particular ‘it’ factor and it’s beyond anyone’s comprehension. No one knows how or why they have it, they just do and they use it to their advantage. Who can blame them after all? Why not use what they were given at their discretion?

When I think of the prospect of evolution I’m completely enamored, especially after Final Destination. The Evolution of Darkane took place right before the eyes of millions. It was the metamorphosis of a squirming maggot believed to be on the back nine turned Death God. Reaching the innermost and discovering a whole new level of myself that I hadn’t yet unearthed took me by storm. Jacob Senn was forced to watch his precious commodity crawl into my fucking arms. He played for keeps the whole time while spinning a yarn about how he was a new man, the kind of horseshit that only a liar would spew despite what Aizen believes to be genuine. He claimed he was afraid that the soulstone would fall into the grasp of Laz more than anyone else, but he should be shitting himself silly now that it’s fallen into mine. Laz never had much of a reason to spite Senn anyway. He was a means to an end, just like I was supposed to be but Laz had to learn the hard way. Final Destination was supposed to be his meal ticket; his gateway to puppeteering Olympus, but not everything is set in stone. When I cradled the soulstone in my hands, there was a sense of relief as much as there was a sense of fascination. I took solace in the fact that I now possessed one of the most powerful sources of evil the world has ever seen. I’d like to think that the last thing that went through Elijah’s head, other than that shovel, was how the hell Darkane ever got the best of him.

But I realize my victory at Final Destination is only half the battle. 

I know what lies ahead and I can’t afford to put my feet up and switch to auto-pilot. When The Immortal Heavyweight Championship is at stake, everything else takes a back seat. It’s a championship that I’ve been chasing for years, but I’m just about done playing cat and mouse with it. I could sing its praises, I could say it’s the most illustrious championship in OWA but then I’d be bullshitting everybody. It’s not so much the championship itself, it’s the one who bears it. He has viciously raped the Immortal Heavyweight Championship of its dignity and imprisoned it under the Tres Comas Club’s watchful eye because they collectively view it as a power chip. I haven’t had many run-ins with the Tres Comas Club personally except for a few mercenary jobs here and there. The Seventh Ward was tasked to trim the excess fat off Olympus while earning a bonus rainy day fund a month or so ago. We were called sellouts by the likes of Mark Michaels, as if we were aligned with the Tres Comas Club from the get-go. As if we were an integral part of their day-to-day operations but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Looking back on it, I wonder how much of a ripple effect we had on the Tres Comas Club when we butchered Eon Blue. When I destroyed Elijah Hampton at Final Destination. When we’ve cleaned the flesh off the tag team division’s bone left right and fucking center. I’m certain the Tres Comas Club would rather have The Seventh Ward under their spell, doing their dirty work, and keeping the man of the hour safe in his ivory tower.

Remington Ivory Prescott.

I can appreciate the shrewd and devious methods you exhibit on a week-to-week basis at least to a degree. It’s the type of shit you pull when you want to be painted as a villain. You make it seem like it’s an art form and you do so because you’ve had the luxury of weaseling your way out of sticky situations you’ve found yourself in to the point where you’ve overstayed your welcome. There’s nothing new that you bring to the table at first glance, but that tried and true ace up your sleeve has let you off with murder. At OWA 5 you were crowned Immortal Heavyweight Champion. It was infamously deemed The New York Screwjob, and everybody in the city that never sleeps wanted your head on a pike. Alongside the two stooges Brandon Hendrix and RD3, you cemented a new era here in OWA, RIP, and you also set a precedent.

That the purity of the Immortal Heavyweight Championship can and will be pimped out by a money-grubbing pompous fucking asshole in a devil’s costume who bathes in gold doubloons and uses said championship as a way to prop himself up above where he actually ranks on the totem pole. There are more layers to this whole conundrum than meets the eye. Layers that travel deep into the system of the Olympus hierarchy. It’s not only about Remington Ivory Prescott. You’re another name under the lineage of The Immortal Heavyweight Championship tree but usurping that, you are a fucking placeholder and you answer to the head honchos of Olympus like a fucking obedient ass sucking yes-man. You don’t realize how deep Jaywalker and Kevin Devastation's talons are hooked inside of you, you’re just too ignorant. Yet for some reason you think you’re a good little soldier when the truth is you’re not much of a high priority and when it comes down to it, you’re expendable. They’re not your personal cheerleading squad. They don’t see you as precious cargo. What they do is indulge susceptible dimwits like you because you’re a fucking gullible holdover and an easy target. They promise you sweet nothings and sing from the heavens while you go on your merry way, not realizing the string dangling from your back. You're a fucking guinea pig for Jaywalker, Kevin Devastation, and The Third Owner. Once they find somebody with more to offer, they'll dump you like a bad habit.

Who you are now is exactly the type of shit they’re peddling forth. They’ve crafted a so-called ‘monster’ from the confines of the Tres Comas Club factory. They’ve led you down a winding path of brutality that you believe to be an evolution of yourself. From a pampered wonderbread white boy sitting on his silver spoon to a sadistic merchant of violence, huh? Is that the arc they’re trying to cash in on? They took quite a leap of faith by putting their eggs in one basket when they turned up the dial and convinced you to channel your sinister side. While you may see it as a personal breakthrough, I see it as a control mechanism. They pull the wool over your eyes and feed you a bunch of fodder, they tell you to stoop to lows you never thought possible. They tell you to harvest your mean streak and unleash fury onto anyone who stands in your way because you’re programmed like a fucking android. 

You’ll call bullshit. You’ll scream from the rooftops that it was all you and no one else but there’s evidence of your entire sham job of a reign. When I brought up the subject of evolution, you should know that there’s another side to the coin. The side that you can’t, that you won’t dare to look in the eye. The side that makes you fucking weak at the knees. The side that you refuse to put any belief into because it’s the side that stings the most. It’s when you devolve. It’s when you take one step forward and two steps back. It’s the complete opposite of what you believe defines Remington Ivory Prescott. It’s the complete opposite of the skewed fucking reality you’ve nestled in for months now. Look at your track record, you’ve been the Immortal Heavyweight Champion since April yet you’re scrutinized by everyone in the back because you’re perceived as a chicken shit coward in spite of your violent outbursts. Every time you step through those ropes you’ve proved without a shadow of a doubt that you are the very antithesis of a fucking champion. You’re not dominant in any fashion, you’re not memorable in any regard, you’re simply corrupted and enabled by the resources you have at your disposal. There’s a major discrepancy between the two. 

Which begs the questions.

When is RIP going to TRULY evolve into his final form without his hand being held by the powers that be? When is RIP going to take off his fucking training wheels and strap a rocket to his back? When is RIP not going to rely on a support system as a necessity? When is RIP going to flourish on his own merit? When is RIP going to be RIP by himself and not RIP and someone else? Better yet, when is RIP gonna stop being a RIP and start being a Darkane?

I’ll tell you fucking when.

Never.

Even at your peak, you’ll never be Darkane.

You may have death gripped the Immortal Heavyweight Championship by the skin of your teeth but you’ve never been trapped in a steel cage with Darkane. BUT I’M THE MERCHANT OF VIOLENCE! I HAVE A DARK SIDE TOO! SEE?! Oh yeah? I was innovating violence before you were drinking almond milk from your sippy cup in your gilded high chair. I was capturing championships in OWA left right and center while you were competing in forsaken European bingo hall dumps and getting nowhere fast. You don’t get to preach to anybody about violence when the most egregious thing you’ve ever done is stab the fuck out of Mark Michaels with a golden knife that the fossilized fuck JAYWALKER brought into play when you were about to go down in flames. I was making Mark Michaels my fucking cat box before you even met the Romani main event doormat. I was making the Thunderdome my personal playpen before you could ever think of such barbarity, where the closest thing you ever got to do with blood was popping the cherry of one of your 76 sultry supporting cast members. I was wiping the floor with everyone you just escaped in the Thunderdome before you could even utter the name RIP and I did it all without the aid of anybody.

Prior to Final Destination - you pledged that ‘there will be no Tres Comas Club to back me up’, and ‘there will be no one but Remington Ivory Prescott’. ‘And when I fight through my sordid OWA past to solidify my place at the very top of Mount Olympus, to retain the Immortal Heavyweight Championship, with no bullshit and no shenanigans, there won't be a person in the entire Omegaverse that can hold a candle to me. There won't be a single person that can say that I didn't do it. That I didn't win.’

Not only are you a spineless chicken shit but you’re a liar to boot. You’re lying to yourself, you’re even lying to your own ilk in the Tres Comas Club. They’ve milked you for all your worth, haven’t they? Now you’re just an empty piggy bank with a championship over your chest. Now you’re stuck in a steel cage with The GraveWorm; someone who has eyes and ears perked up on everything you try and pull. I have every avenue you can think of blanketed like it’s Revis Island because I have an equalizer. The soulstone and with it, Belial. You can try and perhaps lure Laz over to your side as a way to get back at me for Final Destination if he has a death wish. You can try to turn Aizen against me, but he knows I can match him stride for stride. You can bring the whole Tres Comas Club cavalry down to save you and to make me jump through hoops.

It won’t be enough.

Come one come all. I am a one man fucking army. And when, not if you try and finagle your way out of trouble, just know I have Belial in my fucking holster. Just know I have a malevolent force of nature surging through my veins. I’m going to redefine you RIP. Gone are the days of the merchant of violence running roughshod. Here are the days of The GraveWorm manifesting before your beady eyes. Where I’m lighting the torch once again and leading Olympus into tomorrow as the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. 

It ultimately comes down to a choice and by extension a way to reflect upon yourself.

Will RIP rise to the occasion and test his mettle man to man as a last gasp defense of his prized possession? Or will he remind everybody of what we already knew him to be?

The bell tolls for you RIP. Listen to it. Feel it. Stare into death and be still because every time it sings its melancholic song, it means you are one step closer to the grave.

And when the cloaked night rider veers over the horizon on his black steed, his scythe in his skeletal hand.

The age of Darkane will commence at once and you will die at my command.

VaeVictisBD, Rob, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Lazarus Arjen, Felix Hartley and Chad Ecclestone have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Bobby Wheeler
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 28th 2023, 12:45 pm by Bobby Wheeler
Nate Cage


White, Femboy Birthing Hips


Pathetic. 

The pathetic.

The weak.

The weak, pathetic man.

He talks a big game, yes, he can orate with the best of them. He can wrap his words around his opponents, stretch them to their limit, push it all to the brink…but the result remains the same.

Is there a version of this where I am world champion? We can break down the components, we can extrapolate our data, the wins, the losses, the “workrate,” but the question of me being world champion has been hanging over my head for so long. I never wanted this. I never wanted to be seen through the lens of wasted potential, but life pulls you in a direction where your say means little.

What? Am I supposed to be grateful? Oh, benevolent DT the Ruler, coming down from his ivory tower and granting the lowly peasant his shot at greatness. I suppose you see this as a novelty, don’t you? You fancied setting an open challenge now that you’ve completed your magnificent season. You put it out there and I answered the call. Am I a desperate man? Am I at the end of my rope and trying to get that one last shot at glory? Perhaps.

The fact is that I’ve never had a straight up, one-on-one match for a world championship. This is uncharted territory for me, a rare example of something I haven’t done in this business. Look at you, you absolute specimen. Your body is built like a Greek fucking god. Not an ounce of fat, just raw strength, unimaginable power. You have taken OWA by storm, haven’t you, DT? Cleaned up every title that’s been up for grabs, won your first Clash, headlined Final Destination, swept up all your awards…you’re ready for a Hall of Fame induction already and you’ve only just got here.

I admire it as much as I despise it. How can I not admire a man who has imposed his will on those who stood before him? You went to war with your own brother and put him in the ground. Raivo might be a clown, but he’s a fierce combatant, a man of resourceful will and athletic prowess. You flattened him and held your title high, you endeared yourself to the people through your exploits. How could anyone not be impressed? Here comes this Adonis, taking over the business in record time, doing things that have never been seen before.

You are the perfect face of OWA as it enters a new age, Mister Ruler. This season will only treat you better than the last. You are the kind of person who attracts success, moulds it to your will. You have had the life I wish I could have had, everything you’ve done resides only in my fantasies. I have made this place my home and embedded myself in the framework. Change is scary to me, but it is something that must be embraced. The brands are going to be crossing over, the inmates are officially running the asylum. You will be having challengers coming from all directions, won’t you? But you can handle it, you are made from stronger stuff. You are a piece of iron, deflecting any and all competition with strength and resilience. 

But I’m a fan of doubt, sir. I am a fan of people looking over their shoulders just in case they’re about to fall victim to a heinous attack. What if? What if you start this season in the most disastrous way possible? You are not fighting a friend and you are not fighting a man of honour. You are fighting desperation incarnate. You are fighting a man who is officially out of fucks to give.

I am sure you saw the shitshow that was Stadium Stampede. Let me assure you, I was not happy with the result. Let’s not pretend I lacked effort. Let’s not pretend that I wasn't willing to immolate Arata Asakura when I had the chance. There is nobody I won’t maim, assault, torture or kill to get what I want. What is going to happen to me? I have evaded true consequences for over five years. Nobody wants me here, and yet I persist like the cancerous cyst that I am. 

Cut me out and watch me grow back. Watch me suck the life from this place with every beat of my blackened heart. That title around your rock-hard abdomen represents power, control, influence. It is so much more than gold and leather, it is a conduit, the step to a higher sense of being. When I tell you I have seen the glory of Heaven with my own eyes, it is no exaggeration. To be champion is to be God. Others see a path to greatness, but I am aiming just that little bit higher. I am being called, DT, I am being pulled towards the light. Everything I have done led me to this point. I have emptied my reserves, poured everything into this, and I do not want you to have success anymore.

You’ve drank your fill. You have barged into the watering hole and lapped up every ounce of liquid while the cubs remain thirsty. Your flock has been great, but you must fall. Diantha fell, Raivo fell, you are looking too stable on your own legs for my tastes, good sir. I am not in the mood to beat around the bush, DT. We all know this game, we all know who I am and what I can do. You don’t strike me as the type of man to take any challenge lightly, no matter how little of a chance I am given of winning. 

So, let me tell you about what makes me tick. Let me fill you in on what exactly is going on in my brain as I prepare to do battle with a god. I think I can beat you. I think I can beat anybody. I am Nate fucking Cage, son. I am everything bad in this world. I march into battle with the weight of a thousand crushed souls on my shoulders, ready to fight to the death as I crawl towards the end. I am no mortal man, I am no sack of flesh and blood, I am the one they do not want at the top. I am the one they cannot afford to see succeed. 

Every second I am without the gold, another shred of my sanity withers. Every day is a struggle, as the reality sets in that I am not where I should be. You…you make it seem so easy. You barrel through man after man and hold your head up high, the people love you for it when they once saw you as the enemy. Soak it all up, big boy, let their adulation fuel you. Build up a tolerance until their cheers are no longer sufficient. Gaze upon all of your works and realise that suffering is the one true feeling. Suffer as I have suffered, hurt as I have hurt. Let me welcome you to my world. Let the torment, the righteous anger of those who sought greatness in their failures enrapture your spirit. You are their beacon, you are the man who did what could not be done. I never intended to lead the damned, it was simply a task that nobody else had the balls to take on. 

Look to your friends, look to the race war you have tried to invoke and ask yourself if you are ready for what is coming. I am cruel. I am vicious. But I have never been above fighting monsters. I want to feel the full weight of your might, DT. I want you to shatter my jaw with your firsts, puncture my lungs with your spears, make me feel the unbearable pain. I haven’t felt in such a long time. My nerve endings have been fried more times than I care to count. I have been resurrected, resuscitated, mangled and mutated. I have destroyed my body though violent means and chemical methods. When you look upon me, it is to look upon a vessel that has been abused. Abuse is my comfort. Abuse is all I know. The mad dog that The Tribunal thought they could control just doesn’t quite have its head screwed on right.

I love watching you break people, it gives me hope that you will do your very best to break what little I have left. And when I curl up in a ball and laugh like you have told the funniest joke known to man, you will be faced with doubt. You will be faced with a lack of understanding. Smarter men than yourself have tried to pin me down and understand me. Doctors have dug into the deepest annals of my mind for answers, and they have come away insane. The first psychiatrist I had as a boy committed suicide after trying to get through to me. Blew his brains all over his kitchen floor for his little girl to find. That little girl grew up and tracked me down, tried to kill me in my own home.

I shoved her hand in the rubbish disposal and stabbed her throat with the shards of carpal that were left over.

I could regale you all day with tales of my exploits. The people I’ve harmed live on only in my memories, and I must keep them alive. I must carry them with me to the promised land and deliver them. End their suffering. The suffering I have caused was not random, it was not impulsive. Everything I have done has been to serve my higher purpose. I do not care what stands in my way. You are flesh, you are bone. You are a MAN.

Men do not frighten me, men do not threaten me. Men are fallible, fickle beasts. Men are slaves to ego and selfishness. How can you push me to my limits when I have none? I have spent the last five years thinking I was owed something, now…now I can step up and take it without even going through the proper channels. You set this challenge, sir, you let your confidence get the better of you. You have poked the bear one too many times and now your ultimate test will come. Because I have no intention of wrestling you, I have no intention of going out there and putting on a show. The people are expecting a match, you are expecting a defence, I am expecting cold, empty, pragmatic execution.

I will find my openings, I will exploit the tiniest hint of a weakness I can find and keep going until you no longer draw breath. I want what you have and you are not going to give it up willingly. And if you knock me down? If you are victorious? I will regroup, I will reassess, I will strike down every man or woman put in front of me until I am back to this point. This season is all about rebirth, evolution, change.

Well, let us welcome in some change. Let us mark the occasion with something that nobody ever could have expected.

Season Six begins with The Devil.

Aria Jaxon, Mav., Alyssa Grace, 'Don' Hendrix, Remington Ivory Prescott, DT The Ruler, Felix Hartley and Chad Ecclestone have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Rob
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 27th 2023, 10:23 am by Rob
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Being aware of your opponent is not something pathetic. Something pathetic is to not be able to can say „thank you”. I feel really sorry for you Aria, that you never heard from your opponent any hyping and respected things to be that shocked to pin a really big attention on how I pay a tribute to your career. I am not even shocked about what you have throw to my person. I could have predicted this. I tripped you over myself because I respect you and I see you as a mentor of all women including me. I am not ashamed of this. You want to tell me that having hype videos or posters about a match is something like Final Destination level? I am so glad. Have you even had one on your lately Final Destination Match? No? Maybe that’s why you reacted like this. But it is okay Aria, I always loved your confidence. You of course don’t need a one because your huge name is on match card already and it speaks for itself. And yeah, that’s right „sHe HaVe hEr OwN fiNal DestinAtiOn”. This match is straight out of my dreams. I saw us someday at the biggest stage of them all. I don’t really think it is something to be ashamed of. Did you never had your mentor? Did you never saw it coming to be someone’s mentor?  That someone in the future will really respects you? Now I can see; that THIS is pathetic. You don’t know Aria how to be thankful for moments like this. I am enjoying every single match like it is my destiny and a step to better things. But this one it is not like every single one. Maybe I am not a huge name that everyone can recognize — but this is still in progress, because I will become a huge name when I will beat you for your OWA’s title.

I love your spirit about coming back to ring shape after your maternity. You don’t gave a single fuck about people’s hates about your long career, that you lost a step, you are just going and going and going for things that we can’t even imagine. It really motivating me to work on myself and don’t look back at all of these hates. Because I wanted to build them up while they tear me down. But the only thing you lost — is your goddamn mind and pride. To tell that you were in same comeback situation and now for making me pathetic for that. I will enter the ring for the first time in like 3 fucking years. I can’t be blindsided. I have seen enough. I was in the same situation when I faced Tarah Nova, it builded me. But this losing streak to icons must comes to the end and to make YOU now get blindsided by a reality hit. Blindsided not only by losing to a newcomer — but losing your dignity and championship. I promise you Aria, that you will eat your own words in the future. I am on completely different state of mind right now. I truly believe in myself. I am not returning to be just a place holder. I have returned to take what’s mine and to prove that I can be on main event level. 

At this point I don’t really need you to believe that I am some conquering hero like you think, or that I am easy to beat based on how you described how our match will end. But in one condition you are right - I am about to be a kind of statistic, I am about to continue your losing streak with another L. And that’s how shit changes Aria. I said that I was watching you back in 2015. I am fully aware of your current achievements in current company. Really, good for you that you have won matches against „people like me” to maintain a place where are you now. But currently you are in a place when „PEOPLE LIKE ME” gets to business and just starts their own road. It doesn’t speaks for itself enough Aria? Are you sure that you maintain the right position? That you got chosen to be my first match up? Now that’s Aria some SHIT CHANGE. We are in the situation when „revolution” girl came along with a reason. To just come in and knock their competition off. 

But thank you for proving me wrong that you are not the right person to be seen like a mentor. I care about people. That is why I am coming back. To take what you took from these girls who had hopes for a better tomorrow. You took them their confidence about making a change. People are scared and they do not have anymore thoughts about being someone bigger because of you. A bad bitch with a god complex. I have not even entered a ring already and I am done of hearing your stereotypes. And you know what Aria? There is no place anymore of „I will”. This season six kickoff I am about to just do it. I am opening this season with Christie Sky on completely another level with Outlaw Championship on her waist. 

Yes, I want to pick back my position and build it directly to the top as it was my main goal. It’s actually still is. Shit Sherlock, there is nothing to be surprised of. This comeback match is my opportunity. I thought my mission is to try myself with an icon and my longterm idol. Doubts for that. I know that my mission is to cross your doorstep and to take off your own house with a long history. 

That would be fucked up, wouldn’t it Aria? Wink 

I told you that I am ready. I am ready for you and to proudly continue a history of Outlaw Championship. I am aware of my words; I still believe that it will be hard to beat you. Because you are hell of a wrestler. I am thankful to OWA for taking me to this place. To you. Because I am still in state of mind that this match isn’t based on the Outlaw Championship. There can be the victors without championships. There people can look at you with pride, without you throwing to their face that you were a champion. My proof will speaks for itself when after our match, I will beat you. Beat someone who have nothing to prove without her gold. It looks like this Aria. They will look at me and will just know who the hell Christie Sky really is. Maybe it can look like OWA gave me a chance for a title on silver platter, but I am just reclaiming what I was supposed to earn before my injury. I worked to become a champion back 3 years ago, now I am continuing my legacy. In some reason; I can’t pretend to be shocked about championship match, right? I am just getting started again with some build position. It is like starting a new chapter but with history behind it.

Bring your possessive position as you said and show me why I adored Aria Jaxon so much. Cry me a river. Your reign has come to the end. There’s no redemption in my eyes. The only thing I can put a blame on is my injury. I am really happy that you love your job so much and you see every match as a next task. But so am I. You may have build in some kind Odyssey, Kingdom or a whole company, but after some time of living in it, a home needs some makeover. When a family grows, they need a bigger home. And I am up for it. I came here honestly not as that too new member of this company — but I will CREATE a new home, brick by brick. For me, my future and other new talents. It is time to move out. If you Aria want to continue hold on your ideals of what "should" happen this day because most people who were like me that you have faced never achieved anything in this company, they let down the fans, creative team or they just disappeared, then let's definitely ignore everything and let the better woman win to check if I am the same like the rest. It's a big match, after all it's my comeback. The Outlaw Championship is on the line. Of course I am hyped about that and I will remember this forever. But every time you pass a big moment like this, it becomes ordinary. Suddenly meeting you in the ring next time won't be a big deal anymore, because after that I am sure that I will head further. But with such a start like this; The gates of glory will be wide open for me

This is called being hungry. And I am damn hungry. I certainly won't rest on my laurels and won't boast all the time about the fact that I defeated great Aria Jaxon for her Outlaw Championship. No. I am not that weak. It can seems that my extroversion throws me off my rhythm. But as I said it will be ordinary in a couple of months. And maybe it happens when you still try to claim that your credibility needs to be acknowledged by all of that achievements? Yeah.

I have many weaknesses, more than strengths, and I have never been afraid to show them to the world. I learned to accept them and live with them. As for me, I don't mind any chance that allows me to take it and to wake up next day to a new world. Am I better than you? I like to believe that. If anyone in this company is worthy of this momentum - it's me. I have always been proud of my ability to turn people not to be afraid to dream, just like me. Now Aria maybe it is time to wear rose-colored sunglasses again and see the reality. It is my comeback story. And thank you for changing my mind; I sure have to win. Because winning is everything to shut you up with your damn god complex. 

Honestly, I do not like the situation that we live in. Same old, same old. There is no hope. But I have the power to takeover. 

What I do now inside and outside of this ring fits the bigger picture. 2020’s Christie Sky was not even in the small picture. After our match, I will not go under to the repeated pattern of a champion. I want to be remembered and respected as Christie Sky. I want to make sure that nobody’s reign can equal mine. You may still be a terror to the new talents here at OWA, but not for me anymore. I DESERVE this spot and at this moment I may not get a fraction of the respect I expected, but when you are as motivated as I am, nothing can stop you from getting what you want. And I want what you have. You. OWA’s Outlaw Championship. Top place of Omega Wrestling Alliance.

I am about to shock everyone and be a miracle to this company. So see you Aria at Season Six Kickoff Show, be ready to handle your bankruptcy and say a nice goodbye to your title.


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Aria Jaxon
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 26th 2023, 11:48 pm by Aria Jaxon
HOES POP PILLS, BUT I'M THE ONE THEY CAN'T TAKE – RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA.

The only people who say that “winning isn’t everything” are people who have never won shit to begin with.

To lose is human…I guess. Unfortunately. To eat L’s is a very real risk you take when doing something as competitive as professional wrestling for a living, but it doesn’t mean I enjoy the shit. I prefer to do it as little as possible, for all of the reasons one might expect – for my win-loss record, for my ego, for the money – and contrary to what some might have you believe, those are all very real and very valid reasons.

So yes, losing at Final Destination and tarnishing my perfect FD record fucking flies in the face of everything I believe in.

It all but stains everything that I’ve come to associate with that fucking showcase. I hate it. I hate saying it. I hate having to acknowledge it, but you can’t know where you’re going without knowing where you’ve been. I’m absolutely a sore loser, but I’m definitely not a liar. I’m not walking into the season six kickoff show to pretend that The Tribunal didn’t lose. This, ladies and gentlemen, will be an exercise in exorcising my demons. I could stand here all day and say that you shouldn’t count us out, that I’m still the baddest bitch currently breathing, blah blah blah, but what good does any of that do without something to back it up? Have I ever been one to print currency without gold to back it up?

Speaking of gold…my beloved Outlaw Championship still encircles my snatched waist, and for that, I’m grateful. Above all else, I’m still a champion, and I still have much left to do with this title. Beating all of the ambition out of Sena to reclaim the belt that I put on the map was only the beginning. Yes, community-minded pursuits reigned supreme at FD and it was all about the greater good of The Tribunal. Still, when my private jet touches down in Saudi Arabia, the boys are gonna have to understand that this is about me. My title is at stake. I want so badly to cancel out the L that we just held, and I could think of no better way to vastly improve my mood than to hear “...AND STILL your OWA Outlaw Champion!” announced over the PA system to a stadium full of peons who have no choice but to stomach my greatness.

Honestly, I could stop right there. I could stop selling just how great I am because Christie Sky is very obviously in a pandering mood. She’s big-upped me so loudly and tripped over herself so much singing my praises that she’s almost done a better job hyping me up than I ever could. This girl is out here commissioning posters and hype videos and treating this shit like her own personal Final Destination. She’s poured her whole being into this championship match and hung her hat on over three years of dashed dreams and unfulfilled potential. All she has to do is make her dreams come true, right? All she has to do is ensure that the last three years weren’t spent working so hard in vain. All she has to do is climb her own personal Mount Everest and tackle the challenge known as Aria Jaxon. She’ll ride off into the sunset as the new Outlaw Champion, having come completely out of left field to unseat a legend! What an inspirational story!

Oh, Christie, it would be flattering if it weren’t so pathetic.

I’ll cut you a little bit of slack, though. In your defense, the Aria Jaxon you got acquainted with was a completely different person. Last you checked, all the people who begrudgingly pay hand over fist to see me now were pandering to me shamelessly back then, kind of like you’re doing now. You remember me as the Odyssey producer and eventual General Manager. You yearn for the days of the supportive role model and the warm-hearted den mother. Wholesome, I know, but that bitch was blindsided when she came back on the scene – kinda like you will be when we finally meet in the ring. All this shit you’re doing now? Been there, done that. Back in the springtime, I was just itching to get back out there. I wanted to show people that I hadn’t lost a step, that time away raising my baby hadn’t caused me to fall out of fighting shape. No amount of working out, running the ropes, eating right, or pep talks from Stephanie could’ve prepared my ass for what was awaiting me when I came back. The landscape was rife with killers in a way I’d never seen – so instead of mourning what the ruthless had done to this place, I embraced my surroundings. I eventually accepted the reality of my situation, and as soon as I did – boom! I’m Outlaw Champion again. My demeanor completely changed. I’m able to see the silver lining in all of this shit, even if it does mean using a victory over you to get myself back in the win column.

1, 2, 3 – I pin your shoulders to the mat and that’s all it takes to drastically alter your expectation of how our meeting will go. It only takes three seconds to turn you from the victorious returning starlet to just a footnote in my story, and if you take nothing else away from all of this, I want that fact to ring loud and clear. You’re not the conquering hero. You’re not the dark horse. You’re not the dose of medicine that people are saying I need. You’re about to be a statistic, and I can think of fewer fates less appealing.

That’s how fast shit changes. That’s why I’m unmoved by all of this shit about how you were just bursting with unbridled desire on the sidelines, watching and waiting for the right time to come back and show the world just what Christie Sky was truly made of. If three seconds is all it takes to dash all of your championship hopes, is it any wonder how much things have changed in three years? Have you paid attention to anything at all? You’re quoting my stats from 2015 when I worked for a completely different company, and you’re still talking to me like I’m the same bitch from a few years ago who would just smile and accept all of these compliments from you. If you knew anything about the reality of your situation, you’d know how much I struggled upon coming back – and how I beat the absolute shit out of people like you to maintain where I am now and prevent backsliding into that bitch who had on rose-colored glasses. It’s really easy to talk a big game out “ushering in a new era” and showing me what you’re made of. It’s almost like you think it’s gonna be easy. You’ve got it all mapped out.

How appropriate would it be that I’m the one who incinerates your best-laid plans right before your eyes?

You said it yourself, Christie…you came back because of me. I didn’t draw the conclusion until you mentioned it, because all that shit from a few years just seemed so inconsequential. I was backstage in the Brody Sparks position, patting you on the shoulder after every match. That’s not mentorship. I was a producer doing my job, but like a clingy Tinder hookup who’s still in your bed the morning after, you clearly assigned more value to it than was ever necessary. I’m not the one to look up to, doll. There is no hope in trying to replicate who I am and what I’m capable of. I’m a generational talent. Nobody could ever walk in my shoes and they don’t even make the mold that I come from anymore. I’m one-of-one. You? Well…dark-haired goth girls who fancy themselves the starters of a “revolution” come along pretty often. I’ve tangled with more than a few in my day.

All you want is to pick back up where you left off. You chased your dream of returning to OWA all the way to a new contract, and all in the name of “opportunity”, you’ve been dropped on my doorstep. Now that I think about it, maybe I need to amend what I said earlier…maybe winning isn’t everything. Maybe it doesn’t actually mean shit if a semi-relevant returning wrestler can just be dropped right into a title match on the kickoff show – as canon fodder for my ever-lengthening title reign by the way, but whatever. Christie, have you ever considered that this was always the way that things were meant to be? Maybe the injury you suffered that derailed your OWA career previously wasn’t the cruelest twist of fate thrown your way by the universe. What if there was never a “what if?” story meant to be told about the missed potential and long detour of Christie Sky? Has it crossed your mind at all that this was always your fate – to be cut down by war wounds when it looked like you had the world in the palm of your hands, only to come back and get eaten alive by me?

That would be fucked up, wouldn’t it? Too bad it’s about to come true.

Where you see a chance at redemption, I see another night on the job. I know that you don’t know a fraction of what you claim to know about me, otherwise, you’d know that being in the ring with me is hardly a gift. It’s not fun or enjoyable. It’s not a walk in the park. To be standing across the ring from Aria Jaxon – one-on-one, no distractions, no frills, with my championship on the line, no less – is not a fucking prize. You’re stepping to me in a title fight, and those are the times when I’m in truly rare form. When I get possessive over my gold, I get extra grimy. Are you really ready to jump down in the trenches with me and scrap over the belt that I created? It doesn’t matter whether or not you’re in denial about it, the answer to that question is no.

Fuck no.

I mean, what kind of airhead walks into a title match that you had served up on a silver fucking platter only to turn around and say that this match “isn’t based on the Outlaw Championship” without a single ounce of irony? Belts aren’t everything, Christie, they’re the only thing! They’re the tangible proof that you hold up when someone asks how you’ve spent your time in this industry. When someone tries to question my attitude or my methods, all I have to do is flash this championship…and all the rest falls away. It doesn’t matter what feelings of contempt I’ll inevitably spur within people when I grind your hopes and dreams to dust under my heel. It won’t matter how far I’ll have to go to do it, because history only remembers the victors – and that might explain why nobody thought about you after you left. To say you got the game fucked up is an understatement, but that’s not my problem. I’m not here to course-correct you. All I’m concerned with is successfully defending my championship. I’ll still be able to call myself the Outlaw Champion when all is said and done. As for you, well…in this situation, The Creator is little more than the architect of her own disappointment.

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Mark Michaels
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 26th 2023, 10:14 pm by Mark Michaels
( The scene opens inside the home of The Romani King Mark Michaels. It’s here we find Michaels friend and Confidant, Harman Ardelean, racing up the stairs to the second floor.)


Harman Ardelean: Where is he?!?

( Ardelean practically Storms into Michaels’ bed room where he finds his charge zipping up his gym bag.)

Harman Ardelean: Where do you think you’re going?

Mark: I gotta flight to catch.

Harman Ardelean: The hell you do! You’re barely out of the hospital, you need to healing up here at home.

Mark: I’m fine.

( Mark picks his bag up off the bed. His face winces from the pain that shoots through his body. Mark Takes a deep breath and steadies himself before taking a step towards the door. Harman quickly reaches out a hand to make him stop in his tracks. )

Harman Ardelean: Woah, woah, slow down. I don’t know what you’re thinking, but you’re wanting to go into a fight with 20 other guys in the ring, and for what?! So they can finish the job Prescott pulled on you in the Thunderdome? So you can spend a few months in the hospital?! In case that little sting that makes it hurt every time you breathe wasn’t a clear enough warning, every single man and woman in that ring is gonna see a bull’s eye on your belly. What in the world can be so important that you risk your career, and more importantly, you’re health and livelihood for huh?!

( Mark lets the strap of his bag slide off his shoulder. The bag lands with a heavy thump. Michaels looks Ardelean square in the eye before he speaks.)

Mark: What’s so important is that I’m not letting the lasting image of Mark Michaels be me damn near bleeding out inside the Thunderdome.

Harman Ardelean: So your ego is what’s making you act a damn fool?! Jesus Mark nobody thinks any less of you-

Mark ( Interrupting): THIS ISN’T ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF ME! THIS IS ABOUT BEING ABLE TO LOOK MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND NOT SEE A GUY WHO DAMN NEAR DIED!

( Michaels takes a moment to compose himself.)

Mark: I don’t want the memory of how that Thunderdome ended for me, I don’t want that to be how I start off the new season. I can’t let what happened in season 5, all the cheep shots, the sucker punches, the getting screwed time and again, and the just plain falling short. I can’t let that carry on. Goddamn every moment of Last season felt snake bit, and this in a year where I set a record for reigns with the Prestige Championship that won’t be touched any time soon. Experienced an explosion in popularity. And reached new heights in my career. All that, but I’m still lacking the one thing puts an end to all the doubts my critics have, and solidifies me as the head honcho here on Olympus. I need to be out there on the OWA Kickoff because I can’t let myself be comfortable and complacent with being the guy who is only employed because Brandon Hendrix allowed me to win. I can’t be satisfied being the guy whose face is blown up all over the poster for the biggest show of the year, only to fizzle out and tie for third place. I… I Just can’t Harman.

I need to be out there, I need to wash the taste of everything I’ve been through out of my mouth. I need to go out there and show the world, and more importantly prove to myself that I’m just as good in that ring as anyone you could name. That I’m not just all smoke and no fire. I need to set the tone, right here, right now, that this isn’t gonna be a rehash of everything I went through. I need to start this season off the right way. Best way to do that is to hop the flight to Saudi Arabia, run through 29 mother fuckers, and get back to challenging for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship, because you know I ain’t gonna wait in line to get me a crack at that son of a bitch who shanked me.

Harman Ardelean: Mark, I know you want to win a world championship, I know it’s all you’ve ever wanted to do since you were a boy, but don’t you think you stand a better chance of becoming a world champion if you were closer to 100 percent before trying to challenge for one.

Mark: Oh this isn’t just about winning a championship. See, winner of this Clash of the Titans match, they go on to face the Immortal Heavyweight Champion. And that means they’re either facing Darkane, who I still owe an ass kicking for the shit he’s pulled. Or they’re gonna face that little silver spoon shit. Should Remington find a way past Darkane, I know that he’ll be feeling untouchable, unstoppable. I know that his already inflated ego will be puffed up like a hot air balloon, and it will be the perfect time to send him crashing back to earth. As much as I want to just straight up beat the shit out of Prescott, I know nothing would hurt him more than for him to lose that Immortal Championship to a guy who he thought he was rid of once and for all. The guy he thought he put down for good. For RIP to lose to someone who came from where I came from, that would be too much for that jackass to handle. Nothing would hurt Remington more than for me to be the man to take that title from him. He’d never live it down. So if it means I have to go through 20, 30, 50, or even a hundred competitors just to get the chance to cause RIP that kind pain and suffering for all the misery he’s put me through. Well then so be it. Nothing and nobody is gonna stop me from getting my hands on that money grubbing bastard.

Harman Ardelean: Mark i understand you’re angry, but you don’t think that there’s a whole locker room full
Of people who want to get a crack at Remington Prescott just as badly as you do? Think about how Nobi was inches away from winning it all at Final Destination. Or what about Ryo and Dampshaw, and how the two of them had a lust for blood that I’m not sure was quenched in the Thunderdome? And that’s not even mentioning Hendrix, Noah Reigner, or Cloud Matsuda. Mark this man has managed to piss off seemingly everyone.

Mark: But it’s a whole different level between him and me. Nobi wasn’t made a slave to that asshole, Brandon Hendrix wasn’t fired because of him, and Ryo didn’t have a knife jammed in his guts! I’m not saying those guys don’t have perfectly valid reasons to want to tear Prescott a new asshole, but nobody in that ring has been screwed over time and again by RIP the way I have. And seeing how patient I’ve been waiting for the chance to get the
Jewfro rocking jackass one on one, the line to get a piece of him starts behind me.

Harman Ardelean: Look Mark, I’m not trying to argue with you. But you seem to not be hearing what I’m saying. Who do you think everyone from Jacob Senn to El Landerson sees as a threat? You know damn well that Dampshaw and Poet are gonna do everything that they can to keep you from getting a clean shot at RIP. Hell Graham Baker would try to put you on the shelf permanently just for the thrill of it.


Mark: You don’t think I know what I’m facing out there Harman? You don’t think I don’t realize what kind of shape I’m in before this match? I am honestly a little disappointed in you. You know when an animal is wounded it’s at its most dangerous, because it is kill or be killed. If anyone should know that Harman, it should be you. If anyone should know that I will cling to anything and everything I can to avoid elimination, if anyone should know that I will hang on and hang in that match like my life depended on it, it should be you. Yeah I get it, everyone is a psycho in that ring, that I’m surrounded by sharks who smell blood in the water. No friends in this one, no allies.

There’s a ton of guys who’d just as soon step on my neck as look at me. Guys I’ve never been in the ring with like Poet, The Golden Gauntlet, and Cletus the slack jawed yokel. If I was in the shoes of anyone of these new faces here on Olympus, to take their best shot at one of the top dogs, and start the season off making the biggest bang possible. So when it comes to any of the new blood, I know not a one of them will hesitate to be the man who put down Mark Michaels. Well I’ll be damned if I just sit back and allow this opportunity to slip past me. So the way I see it, it’s initiation week here on Olympus, and your first trail comes in the form of a ass kicking the likes of which you have never seen before. I’m fixing to do on to others before they even have a chance to do on to me. Welcome to Olympus boys, try not to take what comes next personally.

But the newbies aren’t the only people I gotta watch out for. Sure as the pope shits in the woods and a bear is catholic, There’s people like Cloud Matsuda who I respect the hell out of just itching to stand on top of Olympu. Now as much as I hate the bullcrap she’s had to endure at the hands of the Tres Comas Jackasses, I was pumped to see Stephanie lace up the boots again. Hell I’ll even admit that I was cheering Q-O-W when she came out of retirement. But she, along with every other man and woman knows damn well that respect in this sport means you don’t go easy on anybody. So I wouldn’t expect anything less than for how ever many sons of bitches they pile into that ring than to want leave me laid out like I was at Final Destination. Cloud has as much skill and talent as anyone in that ring, and with a lucky number, it wouldn’t be a surprise to see her win it all. It wouldn’t be if I wasn’t there. Cloud is a great competitor, but even she isn’t bringing the kind of heart and hustle that I am. I’m fighting tooth and nail to win this. Ain’t no getting around this Romani Sand storm about to hit Saudi Arabia, and when it does, even the Queen will bow to the King.

I don’t expect someone like Graham Baker who ccalls me a nut hanger, funny when the only way he got his world championship was tugging at the testies of Scott Oasis. The same World Championship that he managed to lose twice in the matter of a night. To take it easy on me. Last run he had here he had to abuse his power as commissioner of Olympus to get a title shot he didn’t earn, and then ran as fast as he could to get as far away from Noah Reigner. All that and somehow this crazy asshole is calling me dogshit?! Remind me which one of us was just in the main event of Final Destination? Who’s been carrying the Olympus Brand while the other done fucked off for a year and a half till he got to ride Noah Reigner’s dick into the hall of fame?! I think Baker’s been away too long, he’s forgotten that Mark Michaels is not some gentle lamb to be slaughtered. He forgets how he damned near had to kill me to beat me. How after taking his worst, I got right back up and brawled with him and a shit ton of security. If that’s the case I’ll be more than happy to toss his Gijin Goomba ass over that top rope, and send him back to being the grim reaper, or flipping burgers, or whatever the fuck he’s been doing since final destination 5.

And where Baker goes, his best buddy Reigner can’t be far behind. I’m not gonna lie, I have been wanting another shot at that dude, ever since it came down to me, him, and Darkane, I’ve dreamed going toe to toe with the man once more. Yes he’s a hall a gamer, well deserved accolade if you ask me, but considering where I was when we last faced off to where I am now, what would it be like for Mark Motherfucking Michaels, backed by everyone riding along in the cosmic caravan, to battle it out one more time with that dude. If he thinks it was tough enough trying to put me down when I was nothing more to him than Nathan Fiora’s disciple, then boy is he in for a long night when he faces the Romani King.


Should I keep going on?! I could run my mouth all damn day about Rambeaux, or Barrera, or Brody, or even El Landerson once he remembers his password on his social account. I could talk and talk all damn day and give you all the reasons why I’m gonna kick off the newest season of OWA by winning this clash of the titans match, before making good at game over and becoming the new OWA Immortal Heavyweight Champion. I could talk, but I’d much prefer to show them all.

( Mark begins to Reach down to grab his bag. He’s stopped by Harman. Michaels begins to protest but Ardelean simply picks up the bag for him.)

Harman Ardelean: If you’re gonna do this you’re gonna need your strength. Just do me one favor, and make sure you win this mother fucker.

Mark: Harman, I promise you that by the time this kickoff show is over, I’ll be the last man left standing in the Clash of The Titans, and there when it is all said and done there will 29 other Olympians who will have hailed to the king baby.

( Harman nods in agreement and leads the way out the door, and on towards the OWA Kick Off Show.)

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Big_Baker_Brand
Jupe King Promo #1 - Horns Up
Post September 25th 2023, 4:14 pm by Big_Baker_Brand
”HORNS UP, MOTHERFUCKER!”


Jupe King sits in a shitty dive bar with a shitty beer in her hand and her shitty legs kicked up on the shitty bartop. She looks well rested-surprising, for someone of her reputation-but we take what we get. She fishes for a cigarette she had tucked behind her ear, but it’s fallen to the wayside at some point before this promo started, so she instead just goes without it. 


“Your girl got a little bit of a break last time around, a little bit of a lay-off on the Odyssey cards, the whole Final Destination thing, but we’re rolling with it. I woke up this morning with a killer hangover and a text from the boss’s office telling me to get myself in fighting shape, rolling out the red carpet for Ol’ Jupe, tellin’ me we had plenty of work to do, because I’m gonna be tossed into the mix against three other sorry bastards-and one cat with a shot at the Spartan Championship just down the tubes if I manage to pull off the unbelievable and get a little notch on my belt, a little dub in the column, y’know? Everyone here’s tryin’ to make a mark, and save for me an’ the cat, they’ve all got newboot stink about ‘em, green as goose shit-at least to the OWA roster. But hell, who am I? I just beat a whore half to death with my guitar the first go-around in this company, an’ I’d do it again an’ again an’ again if that was what it took to get to the top. The prize on the line-danglin’ a date with ol’ Sabertooth in front of me like it’s not gonna get me droolin’-and that’s without the consideration of gold! 


But hell, I ain’t gonna get anywhere in the world without a focus or concentration on a goal in mind, an’ I also gotta figure out how I’m gonna get there. Girl like me is resourceful, is smart, despite what some of the folks backstage seem to think, despite what some of the competitors here hang their hats on. Scott Oasis knows talent, though, which is why he signed a big ol’ contract to get my ass here, which is why he paid me back for takin’ a break durin’ FD, a little tour of the islands, made sure I was taken care of, made sure I had a shot to show out like I do best-and why I’m plannin’ on goin’ all out, despite the competition, despite the newboots and green goose shit that I’m up against, despite the challengers, goddamn it all, I’m gonna come out the fuck ON TOP!


That, or I ain’t the last real rockstar in this fuckin’ place.” 


Jupe takes another swig from the can of beer that she’s drinking, before she continues.


“I’v got quite the slate of competition lain out ahead of me-Ethan Giles is a fuckin’ journeyman who’s worked in every big company across the country, and even if he’s a newcomer to OWA, I respect the hell out of him for the work ethic he puts out. I remember watchin’ tapes of the bastard tearin’ through Kings’ Road, through Yamashi, through each and every company that provided an opportunity. The man’s no stranger to competition, no stranger to hard work, no stranger to anything that provides an outlet to continue on a quest to become best in the world. Ethan, from my knowledge, wouldn’t be the first to try an’ make a big impression from the outside world to here, wouldn’t be the first to try an’ gun for a big dog’s title out the gate an’ see how it all shakes out. Hell, I mean, if I wasn’t in the goddamn way, I’d be rootin’ for him to take it all, to send it all to kingdom come an’ blow the rest of these motherfuckers outta the water-but I’m gonna allow myself to play spoiler here, unfortunately. Gonna allow myself to be the thorn in his side, the nail in his foot, the drag in his step. I respect the hustle of another showman just as much as I respect my own-but hell, Ethan, if you ain’t first, your last, and while you’ve got a thousand homes t’go back to, I’ve got none but here, an’ I’m gonna make sure that I’m the top fuckin’ dog in it!




No hard feelings, though, right? 



As for the others, i’m torn between a rock and a hard place, some gimmick-ass motherfucker who thinks that he’s going to be president against someone like Scott Oasis-I mean, Nicky, let’s be real here-have you looked at Scott Oasis? Dude’s like a wall of throbbing muscle, and that’s without the volume of steroids. You look all good an’ well with your bleach job, your spray-tan, your can-do attitude and your charisma-but like, come on, man. I’m not wrestling a corpse, that’s like a step away from necrophilia, and I’m not into that business. Challenging Scott Oasis is like throating a loaded shotgun and not expecting it to blow your head off. It’s like huffing anthrax and expecting your lungs to not collapse on themselves. It’s like inhaling ricin and expecting that you’ll be able to sweat the fever out.


I guess, at a baseline level, I can respect what you’re trying to do-gum up the machine from the inside and let it shit sparks and scraps onto the ground behind it, bring down the beast, let it die on the throes of choking on its own exhaust-but are you really geared to do that? I mean, it’s very punk, so I’m into it, but selling out is also punk, and selling out is also easier. You might try to win the OWA faithful over, but you can do that somewhere else, not with a goddamn championship shot on the line. You get too close to my way, I’ll smash a guitar on your head and you’ll be feelin’ more like Rosemary Kennedy than John F, if you catch my drift.” Jupe wagged her fingers. “So stay the fuck out of my way, hmm? It’ll be better for both of us that way.


And Jason Ryan, run of the fuckin’ mill two-first-name professional piece of shit waste of flesh motherfucker. I can’t even really wax all that poetic on you-there’s not too much to go off of, y’know? You’re like toast soaked in milk. You’re like Cheerios-just the yellow box, not the honey nut. You’re like bran flakes, white rice without seasoning, boiled chicken-need I go on? Everyone’s angry, honey. Everyone’s mad as fuck and looking to win gold. Everyone’s turned the fuck on-that’s this industry. If you’re not, what are you doing here? You’re unlucky enough to step into the ring in a place like this, and while I can applaud your effort, let’s not get too ahead of ourselves, y’know? 


All I’m saying is-I’m not necessarily a betting woman, but if I was forced to make a gamble between you and anyone else in this bout-i’d be saving my money rather than putting some cash down on you. You don’t sell. You’re not worth it. Maybe you’ll impress me in the ring, but I’ve doubt it-girl like me learns to know a con when she sees one.


And then, Minj. I’m gonna keep it straight with you, I love Catboys. If you let me win this match I’ll scratch you behind the ears, and we can see where it goes from there, hmm? No reason to make this any more difficult than it needs to be by putting up a fight-we all know what you really want.” Jupe winked in the direction of the camera, and it would’ve been endearing if it wasn’t about the target that she was discussing in that moment. She lets out half of a sigh as she finishes the rest of her beer, crushing the can in her hand before fishing into her jacket, pulling out another cigarette as she contemplates her next words. She sticks it between her lips, and she lights it, and she takes a drag before letting it dangle between her middle and index finger.


“Despite all the joking about enjoying my time on the bench, let’s be serious, here-I didn’t come here to get lost in the shuffle, to sit on the sideline or anything like that. Don’t confuse my interest in lounging around with an interest to be forgotten about-I’m well aware of the opportunity at play here, the chance to go toe to toe with Christopher Sabertooth in my third-ish match in this company, the chance to become champion in my third-ish match in this company, the chance to sign my name into the fuckin’ history books. The winds are changing, and they’re shifting, and it’s time for some new blood to float up in the ocean of talent that is OWA. It’s time to lock this motherfucker in, it’s time to go for broke, it’s time to show the world who the fuck I am!


Throw me to the wolves, and I’ll come back…I’ll come back….fuck, man, I’ll come back period, and I’ll be alive, and they fuckin’ won’t be! Throw me up against three talents-one cat-and I’ll beat ‘em all half to death! Throw me into a place where I can find an opportunity to climb ahead of the pack, where I can cut in line, where I can make myself a fucking name in this industry, and I will make the goddamn most of it. You coulda thrown me against the whole roster, you coulda thrown me against all three rosters, and I’d puff on a cigarette, grab my fuckin’ guitar, and I’d swing until I had nothin’ left to swing, I’d throw punches until my fuckin’ arms broke and I was stabbin’ the shit out of everyone in front of me with the little pokey bone bits that remained, I’d burn myself to fuckin’ nothin’ to get my prize, and you’d see my limp fuckin’ corpse crawl in front of you and say, ‘did I do well enough?’, because as far as I’m concerned, the only things i’m in this world to do are smoke, drink, fuck, an’ fight, an’ I’ve got my fill of the first three, so I think it’s time to get that last one on deck! 


You’re gonna dangle Chris Sabertooth in front of me like a fuckin’ muscled up carrot on a stick? You’re gonna tell me that if I rip through a few bargain-bin motherfuckers that I’ve got a title shot on deck? Then sign me the fuck up, bring your fuckin’ fightin’ shoes, and let’s fuckin’ go, because I’m JUPITER FUCKING KING, and I GET WHAT I FUCKIN’ WANT!


HORNS UP!

Jupe throws up devil horns one more time, before she takes one more long drag from her cigarette, and we fade to black.

Mav., Alyssa Grace, 'Don' Hendrix and Remington Ivory Prescott have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Big_Baker_Brand
GB Clash Promo #1 - Best Foot Forward.
Post September 25th 2023, 1:17 pm by Big_Baker_Brand
“About two years ago now, I put my best foot forward in my first ever Clash of the Titans under OWA’s banner. Back then, I was a violent machine, a bastion of rage looking to kill or be killed, standing inches from the best in the fucking world, primed to put away men like Finnegan Wakefield, Darkane, an' Arata Asakura. At the time, the landscape looked…different, separated, parsed out. Myself an' Reigner were new to the whole game, this whole thing that we call competition-an' now we stand, former world champions, kings of the industry, Hall of Famers. I’ve watched myself go from the young fan wanting to grow up to be like some of the men I saw in the ring, to being the man that fans want to grow up to be.


That’s just fucking remarkable, honestly.


However, I can’t deny that this whole trip around the sun, I haven’t quite put my best foot forward. My return was a bit of a shock, pairing back up with Reigner an' coming for blood after a run in the Clash, eschewing the Reaper’s scythe an' getting back to competing form. Being one of the bullets in the gun that eventually killed the Tres Comas Club was ideal, but failing to capitalize on my reward from that, failing to dethrone Alessandro, that was a bit of a knock against me. A bit of a faltering that folks can’t quite get beyond, because it means that someone who has fallen off holds a high rank within the land of OWA. You can’t put a man’s face on billboards or immortalize him in brass if he’s going to become a choke artist at each an' every opportunity set before him, right? I mean, honestly, more than anyone, I’m letting myself down.


S’alright, though. We move on. 


Opening OWA’s sixth season with a Clash of the Titans match would be quite the opportunity for anyone, but for me, we’ve got the space an' place to make a killing, to reintroduce myself to the new blood, to come out swinging an' ready to grind competition to a fucking halt. The landscape is ever-changing, an' I see a lot of new faces mixed in with the old, I see some question marks on the horizon, I see a place where Graham Baker starts off Season 6 with a guaranteed title opportunity, where Graham Baker makes a fucking statement, where Olympus is re-solidified as MY TERRITORY, MY TURF, MY LANDSCAPE. 


an' as we get into that…I think it’s time we drop the whole nice guy facade an' cut the bullshit, eh?” 


Baker’s words take on a sinister lilt and his face takes on a sneer. 


“As much as the landscape here has changed, the more things have remained the same. Water’s still swimmin’ with the same parasites it always has-I mean, fuck, I defended my championship for the first time against Mark Michaels, an’ he’s still here, still middlin’ at the center of the card, still gaspin’ for air like he ain’t never breathed it before in his life. It’s respectful, the resiliency it takes to be so goddamn dogshit an’ still hang around-same for Brandon Hendrix, who’s most remarkable action has been watchin’ so much Godfather that it gave him a permanent dogwater fuckin’ accent. In all the budget cuts that OWA’s been through, somehow these two nut-hangers cling to the testicles of this company, still sit in the rafters, still remain. I’ve got no respect for stagnancy, no respect for standing water, no respect for those who refuse to adapt, refuse to shift to survive, an' they fall well the fuck into that category; lambs for the slaughter, feed for the wolves. 



They’re not like Jacob Senn an' Noah Reigner-men I’ve mixed it up with, men who’ve got a fight to fight, men who, unfortunately, in this circumstance, are going to end up on the wrong end of my boot. It’s truly nothing against the latter-Noah, you an' I are boys, so I’m hoping that you don’t take this ass beating personal, you’re just in my way. an' Senn, this won’t be the first time we’ve locked up, but it might be the most pressing-one of thirty in the path of a guaranteed title shot? Something that you can get at will, ‘cause you’ve reached that place in your life? I mean, I’m sure I could too, but between the two of us, only one’s averse to hard work.



Ain’t me. 



An’ the rest of ‘em, Nobi an’ Masuda, we’ve been through a lot together, haven’t we? Especially recently, when we curb stomped the fuck outta the Tres Comas Club to get what we’d earned, what we deserved-an' to secure the future of Olympus outta the hands of some fuckstains like them. It’s a shame that we’re pitted against eachother so quickly after we recently made up, pushed past our differences, but hell-no friendship in this business is permanent, is it? We all gotta move past our shit an' we gotta make our own fates where the opportunity presents itself. In this case, if it means that I gotta stomp a hole through one of the two of you to get where I’m goin’, s’even better.” Baker gave a half-hearted shrug. “I feel kinda bad about it, admittedly-growing a conscience makes you sentimental, but gold seems to outweigh that, an’ for the first time in recent memory I’ve gotta look out for number one.



No hard feelings?



I’m not one to just single out the veterans, though. I’ve got a lot of issues with some of the other rat fuckers in this match. I see that Gunner’s bothered to up an’ show his face around these parts, which is impressive considerin’ that the bastard’s got a reputation for up an’ tuckin’ a tail between his legs an' runnin’ off. You gonna do the same thing here, Gunner? You gonna head for the hills the minute shit gets hot? The Violent Successor-give me a fuckin’ break. You couldn’t ultraviolence your way out of a box filled with tissue paper if I gave you a goddamn hacksaw. When my hands find their way ‘round your neck, don’t be surprised when I squeeze until your dumb ass fuckin’ head pops off. You’re not the only mutant in this match-as far as I’m concerned, I haven’t gotten my full pound of flesh from Marce or Golden Gauntlet, either, an' if I’m able to do that on my own path to glory, if I’m able to cave your dipshit fuckin’ skulls in while scratching an’ biting my way to the top, I’ll do it proudly. You two picked the wrong side in a conflict against me, an’ I’m showing you now the error of that action, the consequence of one dumb decision that’s gonna follow you for the rest of your fuckin’ days. I don’t let grudges go easily-it’s a character flaw, I’m an adult, I can admit it-but this is worse than that for you. I’m gonna carve pieces off you every day until the end of fuckin’ time, a Christmas Ham, a Thanksgiving Turkey, somethin’ that I’ll pull chunks off until I grow tired of it an’ dump you on the road, left for dead. Just how it goes.



Ryo Sakazaki-we were cool, but now? As that match has finished up? Pound dick an' die.



Rafael Barrera-you’ve been a snake since the moment I met you, an' you’ve continued to live up to that experience. Don’t think that just because you made a beneficial choice when we went head to head last time that this exonerates you, saves you from the ass-beating of a lifetime-a lack of commitment, this flip-flopping bullshit, it’s earned you just more violence, an extended killing of sorts. The neck of the snake has already been broken, I might as well just rip the rest of the head off an’ spare you the consequence of having to slither around the ground malformed, shall’nt I?” Baker snorts. “You sanctimonius piece of shit. I hate you. I hate all that you stand for, an' I’m going to show you that when I toss your ass into the fucking void, send you crawling back to Santa Muerte broken an' wrong. 



Fucker.



an' finally, Alessandro. You an' I have a storied history that largely involves me chasing at your coattails, doesn’t it? An event horizon of bullshit I’ve endured trying to break down the man who was the American Dream. Twice now, I’ve challenged for your title, an' twice now, I’ve failed. Somehow, you spread from that little festering corner of the world, that pocket of pus that was WrestleWorld, an' you’ve clawed yourself back up into prominence in a company that is twenty times the business that WrestleWorld could have ever been. You even have your own world championship here.



Twice, I’ve failed, an' yet here we are in close proximity again. Here we are with another potentiality on the horizon, an opportunity to get a third chance to fell a man who I’ve hated from the day that I met him, a man who I’ve wanted to scour the flesh off of an' boil in oil, a man who I’ve wanted to rend down to nothing time an' time fucking again-an' better yet, there’s an opportunity at a real world title on the line. I mean, fuck, I’ll take it. I’ll send you packing, you stupid fuck. I’ll send you to the outside even if I can’t break you just in this moment, can’t do all the damage I wish to do, can’t leave you with an opportunity to join that American Dream with another world title. 



Because, despite how some folks posture-you aren’t a world champion. You aren’t a top guy in this company, or any other, because you’ve had to, once again, construct your own world to rule within, your own throne to look down from. The difference between the rest of the champions in this company an' yourself is that you take challengers on your time, largely. You sculpt an image that benefits you, an' in this match, I’m going to shatter that image, break the visage that is yours, an' show the world what you are-a maggot in a bloated corpse, a puppet with your own hand up your ass, manipulatin’ the crowd around you into thinkin’ you’re somethin’ that you’re not. 



Because what you are, AD, is fucking nothing. 



You, an' Poet, an' Sakaguchi, you should all represent possibility, represent opportunity-an’ they can join you in gettin’ their heads taken off to make way for the king of this fuckin’ shit, the God of the Squared Circle, THE GAIJIN KAIJU. 



Because at the end of this road lies one of two men-Darkane an' Prescott. 



I beat RIP, once, years ago in a small shack in London, an' I was half the man I am now, then, an' he was half the man he is now, then, an' I guarantee you the result’s going to be the same when I dump that dipshit motherfucker on his skull, break his neck, an' take his belt. I don’t think that’s quite likely-the man across from him, the Graveworm, the Necrolord Prime, God of all of this shit, is one of the toughest battles I’ve ever fought, one of the longest wars that I’ve ever endured, an' if it’s required of me, I’d do it time an’ time fuckin’ again, I’d go to war against Darkane an’ hang his poor ass one more time. 



The truth of it all is, whatever awaits me at the end of The Clash, I’m ready for it. Because I am coming an' I am playing for fucking keeps, I am gunning for the prize, I am gunning for the heads of each an' every motherfucker who talked me down over the past year. Graham Baker is washed, Graham Baker is done, Graham Baker won’t ever be champion again-you can all get fucked an' die. There’s only one man who’ll be left standing at the end of all this, only one motherfucker gritty enough to take what he deserves, only one bastard whos’ going to get as down an' dirty as he possibly fucking can. 



an' that motherfucker is me. 



If you want to get in my way, I advise you to do so an' die trying. I’m more than happy to cut down as many as I need to to get where I’m going, dispose of however many think they’re clever getting in my way. The way I see it, you’re all fuckin’ roadblocks on my path to greatness, but the Guillotine is sharpened, the block is oiled, an' it’s time for some fuckin’ heads to roll. I’m climbin’ the mountain one more time, an’ I’m puttin’ my best foot forward.



So I ask, calmly, quietly, contained…who’s first?” 

Mav., Alyssa Grace, 'Don' Hendrix and Remington Ivory Prescott have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Rob
LET'S GET IT STARTED AGAIN
Post September 24th 2023, 3:33 pm by Rob


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Let’s get it started again. Let me give you some history lesson and story of a wrestler who has bigger ambitions than luck. Year 2020 - The year that I started to create my path and name here in OWA. I had some good rivalries with Eris, April Song.. I was on a flow. 2020 was my year. Also the year that broke me in half dead. It broke my ambitions. It broke my hopes, ego, chances, momentum and health. Before Hardcore Havoc 2020 I got injured. I got injured that much I had to disappear from my best momentum of my career in Omega Wrestling Alliance. It makes me sick that a chance has been taken off of me because of my injury. I have been lost. During my stay in OWA I heard a lot of things. Things from ‚She is something that we need, she is the future, she has an IT FACTOR in her, she is the future OWA World Women’s Champion.’ But also we could all heard „She’s different, she only appears and act weird, she does not belong to Odyssey, she is not like the rest, she does not fit here, she left; as we could thought”. Do not act like anybody have not heard any of them. Mentally it completely destroyed me when in fact I additional got injured. It was my worse year of my life. My path was directly right to the top and to win a championship at Hardcore Havoc after losing to Eris on my first Final Destination. Do I have seen it coming? Absolutely not. I was confident enough to think that I will win Athena’s Cup tournament firstly and then World championship. But faith decided to fail. What about if faith decided to win a championship on my own? Fuck injuries. 

I worked so hard to even get better in 40 percent that I was back in 2020. But now? I am hell better than you can imagine. Nothing can destroy me. I worked my ass off that match I decided to return to my home. When I got spark to continue my road as a professional wrestler. During my hiatus there came so much talent, champions has changed from like Dulce Torres, Eris, Natalie Cage to new OWA talents like Alyssa Grace (total bomb), Hana Nakajima, Rebecca Filth, Felix Hartley (total legend).. And once again Aria Jaxon. Aria is in some way one of my life mentor. I was watching her like crazy. When I looked into TV when she have debuted in television back in 2015 I watched how she shined in her famous reigns. I just took a look at me and said.. „It can be me”. But what I thought was… „I can be better”. Aria Jaxon is not only the one and only in her kind but in overall. She is the multiple time OWA Champion, Clash of Titans Winner, Odyssey’s General Manager, OWA Hall of Fame Inductee.. Like man, that shit is crazy. I can go on like this all the time. Aria Jaxon is a legend. When I got called from OWA’s talent resources and CEO I was shocked that they want to give me a second chance when I failed them. Second chance to prove that I mean something. And right after we filled all the forms, they just announced to world that in my return match I will face fucking Aria Jaxon for her OWA OUTLAW CHAMPIONSHIP. CHRISTIE SKY VERSUS ARIA JAXON. THAT SHIT IS CRAZY. Can you imagine? I went thru the fucking hell and I got a chance for a bigger comeback than I expected. Once again I have a chance to finally after these sick years become a CHAMPION. And thanks to you Aria. You gave a chance to an Outlaw Championship.

You are the reason why I came back. You always gave me an applause on backstage whenever I got hyped about a win, when I lost, or even I got injured. And I am thankful for that. You showed and proved that women in wrestling are above than some „standards”. You made women’s wrestling means absolutely everything. I never had a thought that I will reach you in a match up. But here we are. We are gonna kick off season six with your Outlaw Championship on the line. I know that it could be hard with you, but whatever it takes I have to prove everyone wrong. I achieved completely nothing. But we are talking about OWA’s history. You should know that I am also multiple time champion and on my road I had as well hardly sick opponents and matches. When I started my career here in OWA I was so delusional to think that I have to lick everyone’s ass to get any attention. Everyone do not gave a fuck about anyone. I was begging to anyone watch my materials for OWA. To watch my matches and for any fucking advices if I should still train and get better. But you.. You was and are different. You gave me a wing. A wing that made me feel to be remembered and respected. Back then I wanted to be like you and claim a leader position. But wait. Leader position of someone’s else age that they have created? To get with boots to someone’s pride? I was naive. Now I am that relevant to create my own age to make people and you Aria live in it. You and every single one OWA’s alpha. 

This match is not based on OUTLAW CHAMPIONSHIP. You made this championship means something. You won this championship as 24/7 title and beat amazing Carlos Rosso. This title owns you everything. You are the first, the best and the longest reigning Outlaw Champion. Congratulations on that. This match is based on my respect to you. How much Outlaw Championship owns you, so am I. But still that is why I am kind of happy to have this championship on the line. Than becoming an Outlaw Champion, I am more focused in our first match up to idea that I could beat you. Beat my mentor for their own selfmade championship. It is history.  

Till first show of season six you can still treat me like one of your students or fangirls, it depends how you will look at me before our match. But students can get better than their masters, because I know what you can do based on your whole career. But… Can you tell the same girl? I can use your own weapon with my combined. 

 So Aria, let me change from being your guest.. To be your roommate. It would be absolutely pleasure to show you or better it will sound, to PROVE you how well talented I am. I cannot tell you how to lose. Because you had of course your big wins on Final Destination, Kingdom or other events. But there were also loses and failures. And you took this on your chest and you are still going with pride. Look at yourself legend! But how you will react when I will beat you, to know that you have everything to lose and I have nothing to lose? In everyone’s eyes I am still some kind of rookie. Not everyone has a chance to face you. But I am sure that the best sees me as a competition. That is why they chose me to face you. To start next season; I promise you and every single person; that season six will be something special. It will make a statement that Christie Sky not only started it by beating one of their best, but will start as a new champion. And my road would not stop after our match. I will still have a sight on bigger areas. I want to take this Outlaw Championship from you to Odyssey for all the girls that are waiting for their opportunity that you and original breed had enough. I hope it will be not our last meet. Because I promise you, to bring you in our future face off the OWA World Women’s Championship. And yeah, you can also go for bigger things like OWA World Championship again. But what about this, that instead of me bringing the women’s title to you.. To YOU bring me the OWA World Championship. I truly know that I can handle more than everyone and even I expect. It can be funny and unreal. But Aria, I am really aware of my current abilities. I am one hundred percent sure that I am a real challenge for you. What you saw back in 2020.. It was nothing to compare to nowadays. I am prepared to face you like a future legend. And someday we will see each other in the hall of fame. You did it, Jonetta Stone did it. I joined when Jonetta was an active wrestler. I can tell that I am from her period. And look where she is Aria. She is on your level. And do not tell me that nobody is. This is completely different era. If there was no injury of mine I am sure that I could achieve the same. And I am not talking only about Hall of Fame; but about big events, big wins, big opponents and big championship reigns. I know my worth.

This story is my story. And this story is about to become better. To make step by step for a better tomorrow. It is faith for my generation. For people like me. 

I am still searching for a reason.
I am dying for a reason.
What if I am a reason? I am a reason to bring OWA to another fucking level. I want to represent this federation as you represented every single wrestling federation that you have leveled up. And it is not about being next Aria Jaxon. It is about to grow from completely nothing to everything real champion and real OWA’s alpha needs. OWA needs Christie Sky. All the people needs me. There was as I said a lot of ages, times, moments of some wrestlers that throw words to the wind. But I am different. You are different. Nobody is next Aria Jaxon, Aria number two.. And I want to make it same perfecty clear, that there is no another Christie Sky, because I am one of the kind like you. We have the same mission, to be the best.

It is time for completely new age people, Age of The Creator.


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Mav., 'Don' Hendrix and Remington Ivory Prescott have spoken. It’s such good shit!



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Brody
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 20th 2023, 2:01 am by Brody

Destination Unknown

Wyatt sat alone in the locker room, idly scrolling on his phone as he waited for Brody to emerge from the shower. Echoes of the crowd's deafening admiration for his son still rang in his ears. Despite dedicating his life to the relentless pursuit of victory, Wyatt couldn’t help but feel a tinge of pride amid the anguish. He knew that Brody had given everything he had. And yet, in the unforgiving aftermath, there was no escaping the reality of the outcome. It was another harsh lesson that triumph and heartache are often two sides of the same coin. 


As the sound of water on tile continued like a ceaseless torrent, an ominous feeling washed over him.
 
“Brody?”
 
No answer.
 
Panic began to swell as he rose from his seat and hurried to the shower.
 
It was empty.
 
“Motherfucker!”


An immediate search of the stadium returned no trace of Brody. Nobody had seen a thing. He was nowhere to be found.

Alyssa Grace has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Aaliyah landerson
The legend has returned
Post September 14th 2023, 12:27 am by Aaliyah landerson
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The camera spotted landerson family arriving through the OWA Arena while Jess Huge stops him

Huge Jess: landerson. can i get a few words of your time before your Championship Scramble at Final Destination.


Bit luchador| landerson: Hola Jess.

huge Jess: how does it feel to be back here in OWA when you get to fight not one not two and not three but four competitors when you enter the Championship Scramble for the Icarus Championship at Final Destination any suggestions Mr landerson.
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Bit luchador|landerson: ever since I was gone from OWA I spoke to some fans in my familia of mine when they told me have I heard about OWA and I told them no I haven't spoken with OWA and then when I saw the Final Destination Five match card that's when I knew I was booked onto a Championship Scramble match with four Participants for The Icarus Championship and whoever wins this Championship Scramble match will be the new OWA Icarus Champion on Final Destination at OWA network.


 Huge Jess: and what about RD3.  I mean Several month a ago you and him fought each other for his Icarus Championship when he retained his Championship belt against you at OWA Anniversary and now you finally get an Opportunity for a Icarus Championship in a Championship Scramble match at Final Destination.


Bit luchador| landerson:  Destino final those four men better get ready for what's coming towards there way cause this Friday on Final Destination I will be the final lucha that wins the Championship Scramble for the Icarus Championship at OWA.

Huge Jess:  and just to think of it landerson none of those men are not Icarus Champion bu the only person that's Champion of right now is RD3 he's the current Icarus Champion in what if you win the Championship Scramble match this week against Rafael Marce Tatsuo and Golden Gauntlet in this Championship Scramble for the Icarus Championship on Final Destination.

Bit luchador|landerson: ¿Importa quién gane? The Scramble match all I know is that I will walk into that arena of Final Destination and beat all four men and become the first ever as the new Icarus Champion at Final Destination.
Huge Jess: but what if you can't win the match at Final Destination.
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Bit luchador|landerson: if i can't win the Scramble match then there's other Opportunities that I can go for in that's  Remington Marfil Prescott. for his  Immortal Heavyweight Championship at Olympus after I survive this Championship Scramble match on Final Destination on OWA.


Huge Jess:  can you actually defeat Golden and Tatsuo Marce and Rafael Barrera this Friday and Saturday.


Bit luchador|landerson: only hows the match gonna turn out cause once I return back to OWA and compete for the first time at Final Destination then I will shock the world that I belong here in will walk out of Philadelphia, as the new OWA Icarus Champion at Final Destination.

Huge Jess: is there anything else that you would like to give a shout out to The OWA universe.


landerson nods his head and agree to his decision to Huge Jess

Bit luchador|landerson: tatsuo, Dorado marce and  Rafael. you four better be in for a surprise because Bit luchador has made his returned and I  will be at Final Destination
and be the new Icarus Championship on OWA.

Bit luchador|landerson: and I'll dial it up with The Six one nine!

landerson signs off when Huge Jess continues talking

Huge Jess: thanks for your time landerson. and good luck on Friday and through Sunday at Final Destination.

Huge Jess: we hope that landerson. can win his Championship Scramble when he faces not one not two but four of his Opponents this week at Final Destination where the winner becomes the new OWA Icarus Championship on OWA network.

[Scene fades to landerson heads back to his Wife and Daughter until Final Destination before The match begins this Friday and Sunday]
Rebecca Brookes
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 10th 2023, 11:59 pm by Rebecca Brookes


IT IS SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2023.

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PRAISE ALLAH. HE IS MIGHTY.

DampshawIIIఒ and 'Don' Hendrix have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Emmanuelle
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 10th 2023, 11:58 pm by Emmanuelle
The Queen Holds Court Before Expanding Her Queendom




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O-yay, O-yay, O-yay, All rise for the Queen of WrestleWorld, the Maiden of Vice, Seductress of Blondes, The Platinum Standard and future OWA American Dream Champion. Bask in her glory and do so in silence, under pain of imprisonment! 


Emmanuelle decided to take a…different approach for her first public appearance in Philadelphia. She had arranged for a massive iron throne and four very large, very powerful dudes to carry her to her first press conference, which was near one of the public parks and accessible to all. What on earth were these people thinking as Emmy, decked out in a blue and black dress inspired by Mortal Kombat’s Kitana, had grown men carry her towards the podium so she didn’t have to walk? 


She didn’t care, it looked fucking BADASS. 


Heh, she even had an old English dude act as her herald, announcing her arrival. Cameras clicking, people murmuring in frantic whisperers, all of this excitement about a match before she had even stepped up to say a word. That was real fucking power, right there. 


“Alright, everyone, we’ll keep this relatively short and sweet, Emmanuelle has many things on her docket today and wants to save as much time as possible. Feel free to ask questions as you see fit, fans and journalists alike, but let’s keep things civil and organized. Let’s start with you there towards the back.” 


As soon as the moderator said his peace and moved to the side so Emmy could step up to the microphone, a young girl, maybe about eleven or twelve decked out in OWA merch from the likes of Nobi and Elijah Hampton, spoke up.


“Miss Emmanuelle, how do you feel about Allesandro’s remarks about you? Do you think that his misogynistic comments should be looked at by people?” 


Emmy sucked in a sharp breath before continuing. She was already tired of this format. Bless the kid, it wasn’t her fault, but leading off with talking about that goof…yeah. 


“First and foremost, it’s not a secret that I think Allesandro is delusional. He talks about lifting the American Dream Championship up to a new level with his actions. He’s proud of torturing Stephanie Matsuda. He’s proud of kidnapping a woman who could barely defend herself. He’s proud of nearly taking lives just to prove a point. He thinks these are actions of a champion and they aren’t. It’s just the rambling of someone who thinks that they are a god but finds out that they are nothing more than a mentally ill maniac. And I hope that people don’t feel insulted by me calling Alley-Cat mentally ill, but what else is there? There’s no way that in his right mind he would say half the things that he does and believe it. Now, to your question…do you mind quoting what he said? I heard it, but I wanna give context to what I’m going to say about that.” 


The girl hesitated and glanced towards someone beside her, a woman that looked to be her mother but had such a youthful look she could easily pass for the girl’s sister. 


“The full quote I was talking about was ‘But unlike some multi billionaires, I don't help hoes Emmanuelle. And nothing you have done will ever matter here because a whore never matters Emmanuelle.’ I think that was it.” 


“Yeah. And he keeps going on about how he’s defending the title against ‘foreign threats’ in me and Stephanie. Does this guy even look at wrestler bios or anything in his spare time? Stephanie and myself were born here. We’re American citizens by birth. I think we all know why he does ‘foreigner’ things when it comes to people like me and Cloud. Not because we’re women, but because we’re biracial women. Stephanie’s black and Japanese. I’m Japanese and Italian. Does anybody know where the fuck this guy was on January 6th? He seems like someone who very much would fit in with that crowd.” 


The crowd chuckles a little bit at that comment as the microphone is passed from the young girl to a sharply dressed man looking to be in his mid 50s with graying hair. 


“Emmy, how do you feel about Graham Baker’s recent social media post saying that he feels no desire to win the American Dream Championship, that he only wants to pay him back for damage done at WrestleWorld?” 


Emmy glared the man down as she listened, gesturing for one of the footmen who brought her in on her throne to retrieve her phone. Once she saw the social media post in question her brow furrowed and she let out a low whistle before tossing it back to the waiting footman.


“See? That’s the power of Allesandro. His most commendable ability isn’t his athletic prowess or his never-ending trust fund money and certainly not his looks. He’s just got that ability to make enemies with anyone and everyone no matter where he goes. He goes off on these stupid fucking tangents about protecting the Dream and protecting America and all that other dog-whistle fueled nonsense. Fact of the matter is if he was just half a bit more respectable and a little less stupid, he could maybe get by without being seen as such an asshole. But, yeah, he’s an asshole. Graham was a fantastic wrestler who got the short end of the stick a lot in Wrestleworld and it all traces back to that guy. I’m actually glad that he’s not that interested in the belt. That makes it a little easier to win it. Hell, I’d suggest to Steph and Noah right now that we should just let Graham beat the shit out of Blondo Kaiba and fight over the title ourselves. Graham gets his pound of flesh, Allesandro is beaten to near-death, and one of us three is the next American Dream Champion. A win-win for everybody!” 


Emmy kindly waited for another reporter to get the microphone next, a female journalist. And a blonde. She seemed embarrassed to have Emmanuelle’s attention, a small hint of blush forming over her cheeks. 


“Miss Emmanuelle, we’ve seen the debate rage on about who is the best suited of the four challengers to be American Dream Champion. Why should it be you and what could we expect from a reign from the Platinum Standard.” 


“Okay first…are you free tonight? I have all this space in my hotel room and you’re more than welcome to spend the night….What’s that? Married? Well, you miss all the shots you don’t take in life. Anyway, why am I the one most suited to be the American Dream Champion? Well, if we go by a simple process of Elimination, I’m the best Candidate. Graham has gone on record saying he doesn’t even want the goddamn thing, I know we talked about that just a few minutes ago, but that excludes him. Noah is the total package. He’s got the skill set, the mentality, everything you would want in a champion. I get the feeling however that he doesn’t really want this particular belt. Being the American Dream Champion, like wearing any OWA or WrestleWorld title, is a lot. Especially if the Dream title reverts back to its original Hardcore rules at some point. That’s not fun. I don’t know if that’s a comeback tour he wants to take on. Allesandro has a million reasons why he shouldn’t be champion but I’ll try to keep it basic: He’s a racist cunt. He can’t wrestle. He’s a sexist piece of shit. He can’t wrestle. His daddy bought his title for him just like he bought his whole fucking career for him. And also he can’t wrestle. Last but not least, I don’t know if Stephanie’s heart is truly into this title match. She’s still so obsessed with everything Allesandro has put her through. She came back on a whim, so what’s to say that once she gets the belt she doesn’t just fucking disappear again? Who’s to say she doesn’t go home and be a family woman?” 


“So what makes you the best candidate?” 


“Simple. I’m the best. Look at all our careers, every federation, every accolade, stack 'em up. I know there’s people with more titles, but nobody can say they’ve wrestled a more diverse range of opponents and had the success that I’ve had. Big men, small men, heavyweights, junior heavyweights, women, I’ve taken on anybody that could be taken on and come out on top. I want to take this title and really build, know what I mean? I want to be the one who makes the American Dream Great Again. I don’t mean to piggyback on a cheap political catchphrase, but damn the title has been tarnished. April had it at home forever and a day. They revived it here in OWA and Cloud wins it only to drop it to this clown ass bum. It needs a new face, a new consistent face. A new face that’s trying to forge a path in OWA anyways. It needs Emmanuelle. The title’s been asking that question….’Where is Emmanuelle? Is she booked? Can she take this fucking title off of this idiot so I can have some real fun and not sit in front of holograms like a fucking nerd all day?’ Yeah, that’s what’s going on.”


Another reporter, a pot bellied man in his early 30s and balding hair, stood up next after he was given the microphone.


“Do you think your experience in ladder matches and other multi person hardcore matches gives you a distinct advantage?” 


“Yes. but at the same time, also no. We’ve got Cash in the Vault winners, people who have the same experiences, but none nearly as intense as mine. I’ve won titles in ladder matches before, and they involved a fuck-ton more than tables and chairs as weapons. I can go as long as I need to, go as hard as I need to, and do anything batshit crazy that I have to to come out on top. I hate to sound arrogant but I was bred and raised in the wrestling system for matches like this. Ordinary men and women, as talented as they are, can’t measure up to the Queen Of WrestleWorld. I’m going to prove that, and I’m going to have by the end of Final Destination V a win over a tyrant, a war queen, a spectre of death, and a badass motherfucker all at the same time. That’s a hell of a way to make up for lost time, don’t you think? I’m here to stay, and unlike some of the other Queens before me, I’m not going away anytime soon.”


With that, the press conference abruptly came to an end. Emmy was fired up just talking about this match. What was it going to be like to actually participate in it? Could she really back up all that shit that she had been talking? Would she really be able to seize the mantle as American Dream Champion and make good on her promise to restore WrestleWorld’s former glory? Would she be able to build an entire division in her image? She damn well believed it. And so she sat back on her throne, men carrying her back to her vehicle to head back to her hotel to prepare. She was more than ready for this final battle in this war. And she was damn sure going to win.


Why? Because she’s the Platinum Standard. And that’s just how Emmanuelle Rolls. Get in her way, and there is only one outcome: learn the first rule of Professional Wrestling, hard and fast-

DONT FUCK WITH EMMANUELLE.

'Don' Hendrix has spoken. It’s such good shit!



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Felix Hartley
the final loss // final destination 003
Post September 10th 2023, 11:57 pm by Felix Hartley
OWA Promos - Page 10 Felixnew


She was exhausted. Stone-faced and zombified, she walked through the automatic doors of the hospital sporting a matching nude tracksuit, her hair pulled up into a messy bun, and deep, grayish bags under her eyes. She turns the corner towards the administrative staff and once they see her, all they do is nod in her direction.

Good morning Felicia,” one of the young nurses calls out as if she had known her for a while. Felix nods back.

She walked further down the hall until she reached his room. She had tried to be here every day since he was admitted, but some days were…hard. He would have done the same. His wounds seemed to be healing but he was still in a comatose state. She bent down to kiss Jeff on the forehead before she sat down beside the hospital bed. She plops her purse down and sits back with her coffee in hand.

Finally, your turn to be the one in the bed. I’m sorry I didn’t come yesterday…sometimes it’s still difficult for me to come here without thinking of that day.

* * *

Everybody wants it to be ‘their story’ so badly. Everybody wants to be the hero. Everybody wants to act like they’ve got stakes in this match that matter more than mine. They don’t.

The only mistake your druggie parents made, Rebecca, was not shooting up enough to abort you before you had the chance to live the painfully pathetic life you’re pretending to navigate your way through. The facade you’ve been living ever since you stumbled into wrestling. The incessant need for validation. The need to feel important. The need to feel respected. Wanted. Special. You’re none of those things, and it’s hitting you all over again. It hit you the moment you realized that you never had the sisterhood you thought you did. That you finally had the family you wanted ever since you were a little girl, and you fucked it up. The deep, dark dread you’ve internalized when you realized you were unwanted and uncared for by not one, but two families.

What do you want, now? Sympathy? More validation? Somebody to pat you on the back for all that you’ve overcome? Please. What about her story? What about Lexi’s story? The woman whose career you helped destroy. The woman who made my career, long before you could have ever taken credit for it. Long before you even existed in this world. The thing is, women like us have been around. Our stories have been told millions of times. The druggie, the stripper, the vices that led us to professional wrestling and the outlet it provided. The way it provided structure in our worlds where we had none. Littered with loss, death, overdoses, alcohol, rape, murder…

You’re not unique.

You’re not different.

You’re a cliché.

Nobody feels bad for you.

Nobody has any sympathy for you.

We have been through worse. I have been through worse. And I have survived much more than a simple match with you. As much as you have built your ‘story’ on taking credit for things you couldn’t even grasp the depth of, my story began much, much earlier than Odyssey. Than OWA. I began cementing a legacy before you were just finding your feet in Kingdom Pro. I had already held championships before you ever knew what it was like to finally feel special for the first time.

And that’s where our story began. When I watched you slip the drugs into her bag, attempting to ruin the tail-end of her career. I would have done anything to avenge her; I would have followed anybody who had done it into the depths of hell. But it was you. Sneaky, conniving, and insecure as ever. It could have been anyone. But it was you. I let you believe that fate had crossed our paths; that you hand picked our alliance…but the thing about playing chess, not checkers, is that I had every move planned well in advance. I have been outsmarting you since the start of your fucking career. For a moment, I thought you were smart - I thought you would crumble at the idea of forming a team. I knew Rebecca Filth could NEVER share the spotlight, yet here you were, foaming at the mouth to have me standing next to you. Like a sad cow who follows their leader to the slaughterhouse, accepting its fate while not being able to prevent its inevitable death. You had to know it would end this way.

But it became about so much more than that. It became so clear that all you wanted was a fucking insurance policy. You only cared about your legacy. I wasn’t ever sure if I should pity you or kill you. Watching you stumble your way through victories that were never yours, that you never earned, that you never won alone, never giving credit where it was due. Watching you gloat for months about building a career that you were barely fucking present for. Watching you boast about being the best woman on the Odyssey roster with every fucking moment you think you ever created resting on MY BACK. Never being able to grasp the championship in my hands because I was busy making sure it stayed in yours. One of us had to.

The Clash is truly the only notable thing you have accomplished this season, and you couldn’t do it without charity. You got an express ticket to the main event that should have always been Diantha and I. But I attack you one time and suddenly you’re bitching about how your moment was stolen.

Goodness fucking gracious babe, the irony.

You said it yourself. You watched Diantha and For the Minorities week in and week out, steal everything I have ever worked for. She is the reason I lost my world championship. She is the reason I lost my Sparks Championship. She is the reason I lost a lot of things. You also watched her cheat. You watched things happen to me that were unfair. Unjust. And you did nothing except jump the fucking gun to challenge for the title that should have been mine.

The moments you think were stolen from you, I’m simply stealing back.

The same heavy hitters you brag about beating, are the same ones I’ve pinned clean on regular stegular episodes of Odyssey.

You needed Final Destination to unify two titles. I just picked a random pay-per-view and did the same thing.

Your moments aren’t special. They’ve been duplicated. Before you, after you, during you. Everything you’ve accomplished, I’ve easily accomplished from the shadows. I just never demanded the validation. I never needed to make the accolades my personality to fill the void of being perpetually discarded, one-upped and eclipsed. You can pretend like you’re the only one in this match who beat The Banshee, but I remember her presence in the chamber very vividly. And I may not remember much else from that night, but I do remember winning it. I remember beating five other women including April Song. You know, the hardened veteran you like to boast about being at last year’s Final Destination. The competition you can hold over my head as tiny little accolades to pad your ego is dwindling. The straws you’re grasping at are shrinking. The claims you’re making are meritless.

I wish this were news.

I wish you were smarter. I wish you were better.

But you never have been when it comes to me. I used you and abused you. I chewed you up and decided to spit instead of swallow. Your idle threats are nothing to me - because you haven’t given me any reason to believe them. Just like the end of the Clash, just like Modern Whorefare, just like the press conference two weeks ago… the only thing people will remember about you after Final Destination is what you look like on your back. And what a waste of money that sight is whether it's on the OWA Network or on OnlyFans. I will put you down at Final Destination and take yet another one of your moments and make it mine. You will remember it every single fucking week when you watch me parade the world championship around, in tandem with your career sinking into nothingness. Every moment you built your career on. Every accolade you boast. Every little thing that you thought ever made you great.

Gone.

Eclipsed.

You will be nothing but another page in Diantha’s precious history book.


* * *

Skylar Arceneaux had just paid off the nurse to visit Felix alone in the hospital. Repeatedly, she drove her fist into the already-cracked ribs of the Daddy Issues Barbie, hard enough for blood to come flying out of her mouth. Felix began convulsing. Shaking. With every move Skylar made, another bone in her body broke.

She ripped the monitor off and hovered it over Felix’s body before letting it crash down on her already fragile stature. Felix was barely conscious. Her condition was critical, but Skylar didn’t care. She grips both ends of the hospital bed and flips it over, letting Felix’s limp body collapse into the cold, hard floor.

There was blood everywhere. There was pain everywhere.

As if it wasn’t enough, Skylar took a running start and kicked Felix so hard in the stomach that she could have sworn her laces came out through her nostrils. She felt the tip of Skylar’s boot nearly hook around the inside of her rib cage. Her insides felt like a thick, slimy soup, just sloshing around inside of her bruised and battered meat sack.

She opened her eyes to see her own reflection staring back at her in the pool of blood underneath. Pain was radiating throughout her body, but…

Something was wrong.

* * *

And what’s your story, Diantha? You want to break a record, huh? That’s what’s been keeping you hot on my tails? Breaking my spirit, my bones, my body, my mind, all for a record. Truly and honestly, I respect it.

What happens when you don’t achieve it? What’s the next chapter after Diantha Rosso, a generational wrestler, realizes that she was never as good as her brother? Realizes that all she has lived for was the opportunity to become a history-maker, a record-setter, somebody the Odyssey roster will talk about for years and years long after she’s gone… only to realize that she threw it all away when she fucked with the wrong cunt.

It should be clear by now, Di, that I will do ANYTHING for that championship. You used to tell me that it was cold and lonely at the top. You told me that I wasn’t The One. That I never had what it took to be at the top.

Who is in my corner now? I’ve arguably created the worst possible scenario for myself in the middle of this Final Destination main event, and still, I push forth. Still, I get back up. I’m not fucking scared. I’m not scared of the woman who needs a team and brass knuckles to defeat me. I’m not scared of the woman who put more effort into stopping me from coming for her title than actually defending it against me. I’m not scared of your little bitch-made stable that I’ve beaten with my own two hands in street fights on Kingdom.

You said yourself, you know exactly what I’ve lost. You were the reason for most of it. Jeff, Thotyssey, my Sparks Championship, my World championship.

You thought I was unbreakable. You’ve commended me for it.

But the truth is, Diantha, I am broken. I broke a long fucking time ago. The funny thing about taking everything away from your competition, is that they have nothing left after that. You didn’t think about that, though, did you?

Because you and Rebecca are the exact fucking same. Everything for the bragging rights. You BOTH want to avenge yourselves for the pain I’VE caused both of you. Because while you’ve taken everything from me, you know I’ve taken from you, too. I’ve stolen your ability to call yourself a fair, fighting champion. I have forever soiled your reign. I’ve forced you to sink to record lows just to keep that belt over your shoulder, while forcing you to reach record heights so I won’t come back for it.

And when Final Destination is over, I will put you in the same hospital bed you put me in. I will wait by your bedside, so that when you wake up, you look in my eyes and see the woman who took everything back from you.


* * *

Felix woke up two days later after Skylar’s attack. She remembered barely being able to move. She wanted to break down, but she was barely conscious; barely sentient. So numb, but simultaneously full of pain and sensation.

She looked to her left to see Jeff sitting there, protective as ever. Bottle of Jack Daniels sitting on the bedside table, nearly empty. His gun clutched in his hand as he laid his head back on the chair, nodding off to sleep. She went to put a hand on his knee, but groaned out in pain. The sound of her voice promptly woke him up.

Just take it easy,” He places her hand at her side, lightly stroking over it with his thumb. She sighed.

The nurse enters the room and Jeff is quick to grab his gun. “Look, I already told you to leave us alone.

Mr. Kearns, I’m not here to enforce hospital rules or give you any grief. I’m actually just here with Felicia’s test results and I’d like to speak with her alone.

Not happening,” His lip curls up in an intimidating half-smile. He’s using the gun almost like his pointer-finger. “Whatever you need to discuss with her gets discussed with me.

Um,” the nurse was hesitant. She looked down at the sheet of paper she was holding and over to Felix. Felix musters up enough energy to nod at the nurse to let her know it was okay. She places the sheet of paper down on the bed in front of Felix in an effort to keep this relatively private, but Jeff leans over and skims the document, shooting the nurse an icy look in the process.

Cracked ribs… Punctured lung…” Jeff reads aloud as his eyes trail down the document. At the very same time, Jeff and Felix’s eyes both widen. Felix squints, leaning forward through the pain and hovers her hand over her mouth.

What’s…what is this?” Jeff looks up at the nurse, a solemn tone in his voice. Felix frantically looks back and forth between Jeff and the nurse.

We’re…terribly sorry for your loss.

Scott Oasis, Mav., 'Don' Hendrix, DT The Ruler, Lazarus Arjen and marielacorriveau have spoken. It’s such good shit!



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Moongoose McQueen
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 10th 2023, 11:57 pm by Moongoose McQueen
Shut Up Nate!


Bitch ass Fiora telling me to not be reckless and work with Nas. Stay in your lane and I’ll stay in mine. 


Well, here it is. Final Destination is upon us and the fate of Kingdom is on the line. While personally, it has never truly matter who was in charge as I’ll oppose anyone that isn’t yours truly, but its truly frightening to know what the Tribunal would do with all that power. After all, these guys have yet to truly experience accountability for their actions, and at Final Destination, they are gonna get it all. I hope you all had your fun. As far as I’m concerned, your reign of terror is over. 


Taking real tough guy shit, ganging up on me or Jeff, eh, Ms. Jaxon? Shouldn’t you be embarassed that after that shit you all pulled, all you’ve done is fired me up to a point I’m willing to put ending Nas aside to focus on you all? Sloppy workmanship, leaving one of the most dangerous man on the roster capable of walking to exact his revenge. If it was me, it wouldn’t be a stretcher, but a bodybag for each and every one of you. Don’t mess with me, Woman. As far as I’m concerned, you and I never truly faced off one on one, and more importantly, you have never been on my shit list of people to take out, because at some point, I genuinely had some respect for you, managing to break the mold and against all odds rose to the position you were in. Truly an inspirational story, and a fine note to end your career on, and you choose to make the sequel, Aria Jaxon 2 - Tribunal Boogaloo, bloated with a bunch of side characters. You’re fortunate that the only thing I’ve ever done to you was sweep your leg from behind and leave you to the frenzy in the ring that last time we were in a tag match. But don’t think I’LL go easy on you. I can tell from your attitude, you think this will be a clean sweep. You think the unity of the Tribunal will help you defeat us, but in reality, all you’ve done is pissed off a lot of powerful people, most of us, capable of dismantling your group alone. 


You all ambushed me. You all brought me into your conflict, so it shouldn’t be hard to tell you that when I, we, hand all yours collective asses to y’all, that you will understand that this is all your fault. You all had an out. I didn’t want to work with Nas. I was perfectly fine with walking away and letting you beat the shit out of these guys and taking over OWA. Heck, with the right talking points, I would had taken Nas out for you for free. But nah, I don’t know which one of you dumb fucks felt it was necessary to come at me like that, but how stupid do you all have to be feeling thinking if you all just left me alone, you wouldn’t be dealing with me. But alas, here we are, there is no going back, and I’m going beat the shit out of you all. And if you think me being taken out from a stretcher is embarrassing, How about you all being buried at the Linc Arena? How about that? This… is where the Tribunal dies, fitting to go out at Final Destination of all places. 


 I’m not just gonna beat you guys. I’m gonna humiliate you all. You think it was messed up for me to beat Kenny Drake to an inch of his life and make his family watch? Nah, this time, the whole world is watching, and who knows what is next for Moongoose McQueen after this. This might be the last time I truly get to show the world why I am the best in the world at what I do. So I will make this a spectacle. Nas, Arata, Sena, Fiora, Stark, they can all join in. I can’t be too selfish and have all the fun. But I don’t think you all understand how much in trouble you all are. Look into my eyes. This isn’t Moongoose McQueen wanting to flex and give you all a warning. Gooseland… That was a fuckin’ warning to the world. All Kenny Drake ever did was be the world champion at the time, but you all cross a line too far, by stopping me from pursuing my ultimate goal. I shouldn’t be here. I should had been in that ring, soaking in the admiration of saving OWA from having to bare Nas’ fake apologies and ego. I should be in that ring, called the most vile thing for going out of my way to end the career of an “innocent man.” But here I am, having to play the hero and get OWA out of a bind, but I’m not here to save OWA. If I wanted to do that, I would had done it my way and finished off Nas at Burning Sky, but you all changed the script. This isn’t redemption. This isn’t about OWA. This is revenge. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK UP MY SHIT! AND ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS HAD TO DO WAS LOOK THE OTHER WAY! AND NOW, I’M GONNA MAKE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ON OF YOU WATCH AS WE DISMANTLE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!

I’ll start with Aria Jaxon and Kenny Drake. Take out your two strongest players, and kill all hope you guys have of winning. Followed by Wolvesden, Nate Cage and JD Damon. Then I want Tyler Kulina to watch the consequences of his actions! Teach him the lesson his father failed to. The quickest way to lose the people in your life is simply messing with the wrong people. And then finally, Jason Long, for accepting the role as the leader. I’m gonna save you for last, because you filled these guys mind with rubbish. Convincing them to be more greedy and arrogant, like a devil in their ears. In the end, its gonna be 100% your fault, and I want you to know that. I want you to live that due to your own inadequacy, you failed as a leader and in every aspect of your life. Your relationships, your journey to be the world champion, your career. Dead, because Jason Long ain’t worth the boots he wrestles in. All you had to do was hold them back. Show restraint. Tell them, Moongoose had made his decision. He isn’t gonna fight. Leave him be. But you sent your attack dogs on me, Aria, being your top bitch, and you’ve done did it now. You pushed into motion cataclysm that you no longer have any control of. Prepare yourself as everything spirals out of control, and for the first time in your life, you will truly feel and understand, just how pathetic and useless you truly are.  I’ve always known, and just as I threatened to expose Nas for the Charlton he is, I’ll show the world just how much of a coward you truly are.

'Don' Hendrix has spoken. It’s such good shit!

Mav.
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 10th 2023, 11:48 pm by Mav.

LORD KNOWS.
STADIUM STAMPEDE. FINAL DESTINATION V. 001.

OWA Promos - Page 10 Desktop-wallpaper-one-piece-coby-and-alvida-first-appearance
[ PICTURED: NASIR MOORE AND THE REST OF TEAM KINGDOM. ]

I’m not surprised.

I say that with honesty. I am not surprised with the team of misfits placed in front of us. I had a feeling that they’d send a whole squadron of ‘protectors’ against us because they think Kingdom needs to be saved for some reason from us — the actual protectors that want to save Kingdom from the real corruption — but they’ve gathered the most obscure gang of protectors that Kingdom has ever seen. I mean, when you look toward – for example – The Great War? Those were real threats against the people that this brand needed to be protected from. When you look toward that team, there’s a whole list of people who are the greatest around to this day, some of the best to try and stop us. Had that whole trio of Thotyssey, or what once was them, and then the mixture of Frontline members. All of those that always find themselves a part of trying to be protectors and never the ones who are looked at as the scum of the earth, the vile creatures that are ruining this brand one show at a time. I might be losing track here but you understand my frustrations when you actually look deeper into these things and not just have one glance and think ‘nah he’s wrong’.

There always seems to be some form of a bargain when it comes to being named ‘protectors of Kingdom’ because it’s what everyone seems to find themselves fighting for, they all want that little moniker and title because it makes them feel somewhat special in a way. It makes them be pushed a little bit further up to the top if they’re able to get the job done right, and I’m sure that’s how it’s been every single time there are these ‘protectors’ because look around you, look at the history, they’ve ‘gotten the job done’ and they’re given the successful chances of becoming champion.

It’s not just a jealousy thing, let’s be real here. I know that I’ve not been on that side of the spectrum and for good reason, I’ve never been that fucking retarded to try and paint myself as a protector because I don’t believe in such a namesake. There’s heroes and there’s villains, you know where I reside in that category and you know how it’s been ever since. I’ve had highs and lows, I’ve had to carve my own path through that journey to get what I wanted. I never had any handed down chances because I decided to protect a brand, I never got anything for my troubles after such a long road carved in my image where a legacy had been created and not a single person – to this fucking day – has been able to recreate in that same image. I’ve done everything I was asked and yet, I had to earn shit. Not by being a fucking protector, but by doing it my own way. As much as it all came to be in my own way, it ended in a way that I’m still not fucking pleased by because these old protectors wanted to crush everything by doing whatever it might take, showing true colours as it were. I’ve brought it up time after time again, Stark. I don’t think we’ve had the chance to really speak face to face about what happened and let me be clear about it — I’m not proud of how things went between me and you. For once, I wanted cleaness. I wanted fairness. I wanted you to have that ‘fair shake’, as it’s called.

I’m not going to get that moment back — but fucking hell, you really took everything from me.

Having the bullet put into my head really fucked me up for a long time and I think you know that better than me how much death really affects a person, but having to watch you stand around with the World Championship and do all of these defenses that I would’ve done if it weren’t for those fucking cunts? A part of me really felt like just dying all over again. The defense at the fifth anniversary show? The defense against the entire Kingdom roster in the Clash? That’s the kind of shit that I would’ve wanted to have as a champion and you got to experience that, you got to have the moment that should’ve been mine. The only way I can find some closure in all of this is by simply beating the fucking shit out of you by any means. I don’t care how, I don’t care in what way you might suffer, but all I’m wanting is to just beat you to a pulp. Just simply leave you a bloodied, bruised, and maybe broken fucking mess because that’s all I can do — just let my anger out on you because you took it all from me when it should’ve been mine. Besides, I don’t know why you’re even here to begin with and I’m not going to question it either because quite frankly, I’ve had enough of questioning you. I only see red whenever I think of you and the only thing red that I want to see from you is your blood on my fucking hands. That’s all I want from you, Stark.

Though, I do like the fact that you’ve brought the most messed up squadron of people to help you by your side. I have to admit some form of respect for the retardation you’ve gotten to display with a team like this – understanding that you’re only the replacement for Jeff after we sent him packing to wherever the fuck he might be. And with that, you’ve left yourself on a highly disadvantaged team. Take a look around you, Stark. Fiora? Moongoose? Nas? You’ve been dealt the short end of the stick. Sure, you’ve gotten the likes of Arata Asakura but where does that get you when he’s a former shell of himself – or as he pretends to be, trying to be the magical man that isn’t him – and then Tanguchi Sena? Sounds like he’s some Ryo Saakzaki type dude. Weenie ass motherfucker. But just think about it for a second now, on paper we shouldn’t be losing this fight – this isn’t ours to lose, this should be the easiest fight we’ve ever had in our lives. And yet, we are not looked at as favorites.

Is it because you’ve single-handedly beaten most of us all, Stark? That’s the kind of power that you possess when you’ve entered a team? Maybe it’s not my place to speak on what you’ve upheld above us all but that’s not going to knock us down so much as you might believe. There’s five other people that I need to focus on but let this be a damned warning for you, Stark. I’m sick and fucking tired of the shit from you. Your blood is gonna be on my hands but not without a price to pay – I want it all from you, I want to be able to take everything from you. This isn’t some anime bullshit you’ll do at Final Destination like how it was two years ago or so, this isn’t your rebuilding arc where you’ll come back and look strong and walk off into the sunset again, this isn’t any of that – I take everything from you and I want to be assured you’ll never come back again this company does not need you coming in and out whenever you might feel like it. I’m fucking dictating you out of here and I will make sure you get sent packing for good. I’m not Scott Oasis, someone you can be shown as the villain and then bribe your way back into the good graces with three hundred dollars and maybe the new Starfield game, but a sadistic bastard just looking for a thrill once again.

The issue is that I won’t be able to do so until I take your fucking head off. That’s where my thrill comes in, cunt. That’s where it’ll begin and where you’ll fucking end. Fuck the rest of your team, fuck the whole lot of you. Fuck this favouritism put on display. No matter the result, The Tribunal becomes unstoppable within the new season. Nothing can stop us, nothing really can.

I will make sure of it.

'Don' Hendrix and DT The Ruler have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Bobby Wheeler
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 10th 2023, 11:45 pm by Bobby Wheeler
Nate Cage


I'm So Fucking Depressed


Do you think this is accomplishing anything? Just sit back and reflect on where you are right now. Nobody expects anything of you, nobody thinks you’ve got anything to offer to the game anymore. You sit here, you sit here and you let people shit on you, let them steal your shine. Look at Nas, getting all big for his breaches, talking about how he invented Final Destination. Motherfucker you were in the first ever Final Destination match, you were right there at the start. Do not let him co-opt your credit, do not let him stand there and talk about himself like some great leader when all he’s done is hold you back.

You are better than this, Nate. You of all people know how big of a deal this is. This is your fifth Final Destination and you’re about to piss it away, for what? Because you don’t think you’ve got it in you anymore? Stop talking in riddles, stop with the empty words, they will get you nowhere. You are hostile to yourself, you let your own brain psyche you out and it costs you every single time. Right now, you are sitting in a dark room, having a conversation with yourself to convince yourself not to kill yourself. Is that normal behaviour? Are you really about to be rid of the greatest gift that can be given because you’re afraid? What are you afraid of? Being shown up by Team Kingdom? Being a part of another flop faction?

You’ve been in the situation how many times now? You’ve been in the pocket all too often. You are not foreign to being doubted, you are not foreign to making yourself a victim. You are OWA’s only hope now. YOU are the last outlaw. You represent an era that can never come back, it’s time to cut out the cancer. Nas thinks this is his game, he thinks he can stroll back in like nothing happened, like you haven’t been fantasising about stomping his head into mush every single day since he left. This is your shot. This is your time. You are Nate fucking Cage. You are a man with an iron will, with the tendency to go a little off the deep-end, but you never fully lose control. Every single action is measured, every single move calculated. You do not owe these people your life, you do not owe them your soul. You have lived in the shadow of your partners, your sister, your peers. Step into the light. Leave the darkness that has covered you since the beginning and take some control.

We are not going to have this conversation again. I am done helping you, I only help people who help themselves. You want to wallow in self pity, you think things will change without yourself taking action. When was the last time you made any actionable effort? Kenny carried you to those tag titles, you only won the God of War final because of Abholos, you completely flopped as Television Champion. Every accolade you have ever had is tainted. Look at you, cutting promos on yourself instead of your opponents. This is what you’ve been reduced to. This is what the big bad wolf does these days. Do you not hate that? Do you not think that the world has been holding its breath, waiting for the day you realise that the only one who’s holding you back is yourself? You are not the victim of a conspiracy, you are the victim of self-sabotage. You are a sick man who has turned down every single cure that has been thrown your way. Everyone who has ever offered their hand in friendship has been victimised for no reason. Your own sister wants nothing to do with you. Your flesh and blood, the one person on this planet who should have your back. You don’t even know if she won’t talk to you because you won’t reach out.

You don’t even have friends. You just hate the world because you think people hate you. You refuse to acknowledge the truth: you don’t return messages, you don’t ask people if they want to go out and do stuff. You miserable git. What’s that? You don’t have a girlfriend? You’re not getting your dick wet? What woman would want a sick, violent, short-tempered cunt like you? You hate women, you hate women because you can’t fucking get any. You’re an incel, Nate, that’s what the fuck you are. You beat women up and laugh about it, you threw your ex-wife through a window and you wonder why the ladies aren’t lining up for the Nate Cage Experience. This is all on you. What you are dealing with right now is the natural endpoint for all of your missteps. Your performance in the Clash was woeful. JD has been carrying your limping ass to the finish line in tag matches. You couldn’t even beat Ty Kulina. A fucking child. Remember the days where you would have murdered someone like that? Remember when you were a killer? Remember when you gave a shit.

Freak the world out some more, talk about all the gross shit that goes through your head, I’m the one who has to deal with it. And these are the thoughts that you’re comfortable sharing with the world, they do not want to know what you’re hiding away in there. You have a black spot on your soul, it’s eroded you into a husk. What have we become? What have you let happen to us? You say you want that world championship, what steps have you taken to get to it? Last I checked, bookers tend to look at people who win a lot as world title contenders. You’ve been taking ass kickings the entire season and think shit will just work itself out. 

You were offended that the world believed that Guido Mussolini was you, but why? He was a pathetic worm too. He embodied all the negative energy you’ve brought to the table. You killed him, reclaimed you identity, then what? You’re right back where you started, you’re in a rut of your own creation that there is no escape from. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Stop thinking your problems will go away on their own. You live in a world of shit, it is all on you. They don’t think you can win, they don’t think anything of you. You are hated.

***

I guess I have to do it myself. I guess this is my only option. You all look at me, judge me, tell me I ain’t shit. Maybe you’re right. Maybe this is the end of the line. Maybe my entire world is turned upside down and I can’t get out of the inversion. I don’t want to lie. I don’t want to tell you I’m confident I will survive what is coming. I have no reason to keep going, no reason to care anymore, but I will stay. I will always be here. I am a constant. I am a presence you will feel no matter what. There will always be a Nate Cage in this world, my existence is something that can only be managed, not erased. You want rid of me, all of you. You all agree that things would be simple with me out of the picture, I simply cannot allow that to happen.

I am stubborn. Too stubborn. I don’t like this anymore. I don’t enjoy this. It isn’t fun. I am forcing myself through the motions, trying to make it to some form of finality. If I quit, I am pathetic. I have nowhere to go. Nobody will take me. This is where I have chosen to plant my flag, where I have chosen to mark. My own little patch, you can’t take it away from me. You can’t deny me what I have cultivated over the years. I won’t let it happen. I have nothing more to say to you people…apart from you, Nas. I am not done with you, I will never be done with you. You fucking scumbag, you festering, filthy piece of shit. Tell me when I’m telling lies, Nas. Tell me that the world wouldn’t be a better place without you. I should have killed you when I had the chance and saved everyone a headache, but no, I had to tell myself you’d never come back.

Seeing your face again has awoken a deep hatred in me, something I haven’t felt in quite some time. I want your blood. I want your body propped up at my dinner table to share meals with. You…you are the final piece of this wretched puzzle, you’re the key to all of this. I have tunnel vision. I don’t even care about your team, you are all that matters. If The Tribunal will let me, I would very much like to feast on your flesh. I will not let you get away, I will chase you to the ends of the Earth. The stadium will be your final resting place. I will make sure of it. Every political move you’ve made, every ounce of clout you’ve exploited won’t be able to save you. You have haunted me for too long. I must rid the world of your vile stench. You will die by my hand, consequences be damned. I will happily lose this match as long as it results in your death.

When the dust settles and the corpse of Nasir Moore is at my feet, I will consider it to be greatest accomplishment. 

Cry me a river.

'Don' Hendrix and Lazarus Arjen have spoken. It’s such good shit!

Tomomi Shinozaki
Re: OWA Promos
Post September 10th 2023, 11:44 pm by Tomomi Shinozaki
I'm going into the biggest match of my career; and past Tomomi would be freaking out right now. I would be thinking that there is no freaking shot that I should be in a match like this. I would be in my head, and list all the reasons as to why I wouldn't win the match, rather than focus on the reasons as to why I would. Now? I don't see why I wouldn't be able to win. Why wouldn't I? I've faced Bethany in the past, and I took her to her limit. I returned from Japan, with a clear mind, and I can see everything that I was missing before. I'm focusing on the positives, and I have a lot of them. I have gone through a ton of adversity to get to this moment, and just the simple fact that I've made it here, to this match, with the Sparks Championship on the line is a win in itself. But that doesn't mean that I'm looking at this match as a win no matter what. I know that the only way that this can be considered a win is if I win. Sure I can bring positives from whatever situation because there's always a way to find a way to grow from any situation. Will I be perfect? Probably not, I don't think anyone has ever gone through a match, and just been the best they could be. I'm a perfectionist, and that means that I will always find the holes in my own game, and intently focus on them to try and fix them. Just like most wrestlers. I feel as though no one gets to this position that we are in without hyper-focusing on what could be better. And that's not a negative. At this point, I've heard what everyone has to say, except for Skylar, which I hate to say, might've made Bethany Hastinings look right for a change on something. How someone can get another opportunity to show that they are worthy of the shots being given, and give no effort at all is crazy to me. Maybe she has something going on, and just needs time away to get it figured out, and if that's the case I hope she finds the help she needs. But if it's a case of just laziness, and not appreciating what she's being given? I don't know, it's kind of sad to see. I hate wasted potential. And I guess that why I was so hard on myself for such a long time. I know the potential I have to be great, and I hate that I wasn't showing that side of me for such a long time. So to see someone like Skylar doing this, it makes me almost feel like I'm looking into a reflection of my past self. It shows me how far I've come, and what I don't want to be ever again. No offense, I'm sure she'll be able to figure it out, because anyone with talent, can always get out of any situation; and sometimes we just need a little push and support in the right direction. Maybe this match is the one to kick her into gear and see that these types of matches don't grow on trees, and she can finally fulfill the potential that we all know she has. 


Now for the opponents that did talk? Bethany; well, there isn't much to talk about there. She didn't really show up this entire week, and now that she has, it really didn't change anything. It was the same back-patting talking points she always had, but I will say, her story does sound quite familiar. Now I'm not going to say that I'm right-wing, or political in any sense, so that point isn't here nor there. But to hear her say that she went from being a joke to winning a multi-person match to win the Sparks Championship, and becoming a legitimate threat; I felt that. I don't want to be the next Bethany Hastings obviously, but, the path that she took in order to get to where she is today, sounds familiar. It kind of sounds like me. No one took me seriously, and to this very day, a lot of people still don't. At this point, all I'm doing is talking, and everything that I say can't be backed up by actions. I realize that. I know that people still look at me as a failure, and nothing more. But just like Bethany, when I win the Sparks Championship, and create the path of success for myself, then no one can be able to doubt me. I mean, I'm sure they will. I'm sure everyone will find some sort of story to discredit me. But that's just the nature of the beast. That's what I signed up for, and I already know what I'm getting myself into. But I don't see any other options here. I see the talent pool in this match. I see the ex-champions; I see the future stars, and I can't help but to think that this is my moment to show that I can not only hang with the best of them but beat them as well. Bethany might not have much going for her in the personality department, or the human decency department, but I can't discredit her ability. I can't discredit her tenacity. She will do what it takes to make sure that the title doesn't leave her waist. But the same can be said about me. I will do whatever it takes, to be looked at as one of the best here. I may have been written off, and forgotten before, but I'm not done yet. As a matter of fact, I'm just getting started. So thank you Bethany for telling us how you got to the point that you're at; it gave me even more motivation; and showed me with 100% certainty, that I can win this match. 


From one extreme person to another, Rin; I don't understand why you're so mad. Honestly, what happened in your life to make you so angry at me, for just existing? For saying that I believe that I can win this match? Is it so wrong to have some confidence in myself? I'm delusional because I think that I can win? I'm looking around here, and I'm not scared. I'm not overwhelmed. I see you trying to intimidate me, but when it's become ever so clear that you try to intimidate everyone who comes into contact with you; the bite loses it's edge. I have no chance in this match, because why? Because my Sensei is protective of me, and doesn't like the BS that you throw in my direction? Some of us fight with honor, and like to give respect to others. You're Japanese, so I would assume that you would understand this, but I guess not? It's not the fact that you hurt anyone's feelings here, it's the fact that you have to lie to get a point across. The fact that you have no qualms about throwing my name into the mud under no real basis, due to the fact that you, just choose to be disrespectful out of... Well, at this point, I would say that you choose to be disrespectful out of necessity. Your relationship with Ruri is falling a part, and that was the one thing you had control of in your career. We like to have control over our situations. We as humans like to know what's going to happen, and with the unknown lingering, it tends to scare us. You know that better than anyone. You're afraid of the unknown of what will be when Ruri eventually ditches you, and you have to fend for yourself. You're afraid of the unknown that is Tomomi Shinozaki, after she came back with a newfound confidence. You are afraid of the unknown of what comes next after losing this title match. There is so much for you to fear just off of this match alone, so you lash out. You try to make me feel small, and insignificant, when the truth is, I'm your biggest threat. The fact that we have never faced off, not even when I didn't feel like I could win any match. Everything about me, is new to you. Before this week started, you didn't even know about me leaving; about me coming back with a new attitude. You just knew about the depressed version of Tomomi, that was just lost. Unfortunately for you, you're out of date representation for who I am, put you in a bind right away. But instead of changing the gameplan, and adjusting to new information; you decided to double down on the incorrect take. And that's where we find ourselves today. Name-calling is cute I guess; profanity, all this mean girl act is is just a shield from the inevitable fall of Rin. 


You cope however you want to with the fact, that I am realizing my potential. You cope with the fact that I am now one of the biggest threats to your success. Saying that I'm the one that's barking the loudest, yet I'm just a chihuahua is ironic honestly. You are the one that came out of the gates hot, and angry for no reason. Throwing insults, and anger toward everyone who would listen. Sure, you have accolades to back up your claims of being one of the biggest threats in the match; a fact that I've never debated in the slightest. But to discredit me completely and not even consider me in any way shape or form a threat in this match? Is just silly. But that's what this week has been all about with you. Being wrong, and then not caring that you're wrong. Coming up with excuses because you think excuses to make you seem cool, is a better of going than actually just admitting to mistakes. You don't care that I went back to Japan? Well clearly because you didn't even know I left in the first place. It's funny you say you have a good memory, but what good is that memory if you don't pay attention the first place? I never said anything about your memory. You have no attention to detail. You did no research on me at all in the first place. So of course you weren't going to remember something you didn't even know. That just shows that you are going into this match unprepared, and even with the knowledge that you're going into this match unprepared, you still don't care, and still think you've done enough to win. You, admitting to all of this, because you think I mean nothing to this company, just solidifies everything that I've said. It all comes down to what you said. "How would it help me?" How would you beating Tomomi Shinozaki help you, in any way? Well for one, you would become Sparks Champion, but if that's not enough; how about the fact you wouldn't have been embarrassed by someone you have been discrediting this entire week? It says a lot about a person that just consistently just talks down to someone only to get embarrassed in the end. That's the unfortunate reality that you have to face right now. Win, or be looked at as an unprepared bully who couldn't even beat someone she thought of as a nobody. You want to push this narrative as "brutal truth" but how can you tell someone a brutal truth when you didn't even know who they were a week ago? I get what you're saying, but you can see how all this looks right? Had you come into this week well-informed, and actually came at me with some sort of truth, then I could see where you're coming from. But all of what you're saying is based on months ago, and not the here and now. I've been brutal on myself in the past, and I believe I'm the last person in the world that wouldn't be able to tell myself the "brutal truth". I've been telling myself negative things about myself for years; trust me, I don't need your help to do that. And that right there shows me you little you actually know about me at all. But at this point I can sniff out someone that is just trying to talk out of spite, and not using actual truth to support what they're saying. 


As for your partnership with Ruri, I can already tell how lost you are in this situation. She openly admitted her that she knows you're using her. She said that she knows you didn't have friends ever, and that with her showing you compassion and friendship maybe you'd be able to change... But no. Even she thinks you're not a good person. That you use, and abuse her. She even said that she envies me for the position I'm in, because the position that you put her in, has made her feel terrible. So you know what Rin? Maybe you are the one that is delusional. Maybe you are the one that can't cope with the reality around her. Pay attention to those closest to you, and those that are about to pass you by. You have been contradicted by your own partner and supposed friend. Why should I believe anything you say at this point? To me, it would seem that you have lost all grips of reality, and soon, you should be crashing down to Earth. You have the audacity to say that I'm delusional when you can't even see what's in front of your own face. Maybe I would have a different opinion about Skylar if she ever talked, I don't know. I"ve always had bad things to say about Bethany. Ruri seems nice to me, and then there's you. You think everyone in this match is a bad person? Fine. But you're the only one here at has been out here with the only purpose to talk down to me. I will make sure that you regret your decisions; just like I'm sure Ruri will. You have a lot of bad karma coming your way. I hope you're ready for it all. When I'm standing in the ring as your new Sparks Champion; I want you to live in that moment. Live in the reget, in the pain, in sadness, and know that same feeling is what you've made Ruri feel for quite some time now. And maybe you'll see why Ruri called you a stuck-up spoiled brat... 


Ruri I appreciate the kind words. I can honestly say that you deserve better. Rin only wants what's best for her, and I'm glad you can see that. I have no ill will toward you, and I hope that you find the peace that you're looking for. I know it's not easy to leave someone you considered a friend, but when the relationship is toxic, you have to do what's best for you. I know by the looks of it, someone like me doesn't have much of a chance of winning. Especially when you consider the fact that you, and Rin are a team. Clearly one of you should win. But in Rin's mind, this isn't about you. This is about her. So in reality, the two on one, or the team that's supposed to win, with greater odds, really only comes down to her. So what's in this for you? What is she really giving you here that's so special? She gets the Sparks Championship, and you get? The chance to be next to the Sparks Champion? The chance to be her friend still? With friendships like that, who even needs friends. I'm glad you seem to be speaking out for yourself. It's clear something has to change. 


Other than that, I'm just excited to get to this match. There's been a lot of hype to get to this point, and I want to show what I can do. I have been training as hard as I can, and I know I can get the win. Maybe nobody else thinks that I can; but I'm going to open a lot of eyes here. People can only stay ignorant to something for so long before it smacks them in the face, and opens their eyes. Bethany has had a great reign; and I know I've had the chance to beat her in the past. But this time, I'm much more ready. I'm much more focused, and with the experience of facing off against her before; that just makes my odds that much better. Get ready everyone; I may just turn OWA on it's head with this. 

'Don' Hendrix, DT The Ruler and Felix Hartley have spoken. It’s such good shit!

'Don' Hendrix
Chamber Promo 3
Post September 10th 2023, 11:42 pm by 'Don' Hendrix
Off Camera:

The final stretch to Final Destination Five, the final stretch to the Wrath Of The Gods Thunderdome, the final stretch to the OWA Immortal Heavyweight Championship, and the final stretch for the possible end of The Don Brandon Hendrix. With his daughter at school, Angelo and the boys taking care of Mob business, this gives Brandon the perfect opportunity to get a big work out in, a main event needed work out. Benching 325lbs for ten reps, 435 squatting for ten reps, pressing two 100lb dumbbells for ten, and four miles of a run through the woodlands near his property. Brandon runs through the woods, and each time he dodges a tree, flashbacks to that night fill his mind again. Getting a massive headache from seemingly reliving the past so he sits down on a fallen tree, holding his head in his hands.

"Hey Doll, everything okay over there?"

Finale.

Anthony looked up to see the bar waitress, with a needle in her hand. He uses the wall to pull himself up off the ground.

"Yeah… I'm fine. Just hit my foot against the dumpster by accident."

"Accident, huh? Had nothing to do with the female that was sitting beside you?"

"That's um… a long story."

The waitress walks over and stands besides Anthony.

"I got time."

Anthony looks down at the needle in her hand before looking back at her. She looks at where his eyes goes before looking back at his eyes.

"Look. I don't expect you to understand, but I work three jobs to provide for my two kids. I need the boost to keep me awake."

"........"

"".. do you want a hit?"

Anthony stares at her, a look of fear on his face. But….. fuck it… why does he care now? He slowly extends his ham out, gripping the needle, not caring what's inside. Could be an adrenalin, could be… something else….. and he jabs the needle in his arm. Everything is fine…. Till he starts feeling lightheaded, his legs start feeling like jelly…… and he collapses. Anthony finally comes to, mind breaking headache to follow suit. Anthony groans as he pushes himself to his knees before lifting his head up. He's not at the bar anymore…. But Instead his mother's house…. Anthony, who's body is numb with confusion, pulls himself up to his feet. Anthony looks around and, but sees darkness all around him beside the house itself- but not even the cold dark reality surrounding him can stop him as he starts running up to the front door of the house before running into the house. He looks around…. But his attention is drawn to the sound of a female humming. Anthony slowly walks over to the source of the humming, before staring into the kitchen to seeing a woman, around her early fifties making up a salad.

".....Mom?"

He watches as his mother goes to reach into a cabinet…. But she suddenly grabs her arm. Then goes from grabbing her arm…. To grab her chest…. To fall to the ground, breathing heavily. Anthony tries running to the kitchen, but a force stops him from entering the kitchen. Anthony struggles and fights to go into the kitchen, and he's screaming at the top of his lungs as the tears start falling down his face.

"MOM! NO MOM! PLEASE NO!

…..

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!"


And…. She was gone. Anthony falls to his knees, breaking down crying. He puts his head in his hands and cries….. until he hears a male sigh. Anthony stops crying and lifts his head up to see outside… his father's house. He knew what was coming…. But maybe he can save him…. Unlike his mother. Anthony jumps to his feet and runs through the front door, bursting it off the hinges and sprints down the hallway and sees his dad in the bathroom…. Blade to his throat. Anthony runs and bursts into the bathroom, but everything goes black. When everything goes back to normal, it's Anthony kneeling beside his fallen father.

"..... I'm sorry…."

Suddenly, his father's body fades away. Anthony looks up from the ground and sees both his mom and dad standing next to each other. They're hand and hand, both looking down at their son. Then, they both smile at Anthony, who's slowly standing back to his feet. Both his parents open their arms to him, and the teary eye wrestler finally grows a smile on his face and steps forward, going for a embrace, and everything goes white.

".. do you want a hit?"

Anthony looks down at the needle before shaking his head.

"No. I'd be letting my family down if I accepted that needle. I'm done letting them down."

Anthony walks past the bartender, limping his way from the alleyway.

……..

Hendrix opens his eyes to reveal he's back in the woods. A nightmare… Conquered. One that he needed to defeat for months now, finally behind him. Brandon stands up from the fallen tree, giving his neck a crack, and he continues his path- his road to Final Destination.

______________________________________________________________________________________________________


On Camera:

"All my life, I was told, I was never nothing special. I don't need to be reminded of it every other second, 'Specially when all my self-esteem's already shot to hell…. And they continued to make me feel worse than I already should which left a burning rage to finally man up, put that middle finger up, say fuck everyone, and do shit my way. I was so sick and tired of being admired in my worst times, but I came to realize that my actions have consequences. My parents raised me to be better than a man. To take what people say as a grain of salt. However, I took what everyone said and instead used it as ammunition towards everyone who doubted me. Ten years I've had to listen to criticism while everyone else got their flowers and critical acclaim by the locker room for doing the same thing every single time they enter this ring. No adaption, no will to change. I've made a career on adapting to my environment. I'm the reason that a chunk of these boys in the industry even got a chain on them because they have came to me and asked me to help them evolve. I've sacrificed time and patience to helping people get to where they belong and they watch as they moved pass me. Now, I'm using my rage to prove that I belong here and move past everyone that stands in my way.

Let me tell everyone my honest opinions on everyone. Nobi, you're not the hero you think we need. You might be better at being the good guy everyone needs, but I'm the realest guy in the room. You tell everyone in the room what they want to hear in order to feel like they should believe in you. You need people to believe in you because right now, you truly don't believe in yourself. I came in to this business with nobody believing me, and that made it easier for me to speak the truth. And the truth is while you should be Immortal Heavyweight Champion leading into Final Destination V, I knew when you defended that title with me in the match, it was barbecue chicken for that ass. I would cook you, defeat you, and made your life flash before your eyes once again that the White Knight doesn't get a shining light at the end of his tunnel, but a dark truth about himself. Nobi you might be three and zero at Final Destination, but those matches held nothing to how important this match us. And let's run history back. It took two people to help you win the World Championship, it took two to keep the World Championship off my hands. Who does that favor more, now that nobody is watching each others backs? I've ran through you before just for a chance to cash in Option C for the Immortal Heavyweight Championship. So what would I do for the title itself? I will fucking kill you for it. I will rip your cracker ass head off your body and stick up your three and one record having ass. While you think my attitude needs to be adjusted, your false sense of reality needs to be fixed, and when the dust settles, the White Knight settles down in Hell while the Dark Knight lives.

Reginald Dampshaw III, you the most fake motherfucker here. Your ass couldn't hang on Kingdom with the likes of Jeff X, Noah Krieger, Michael Bishop, Christopher Sabertooth, Arata Asakura, and you wanted to feel like a big star. So you thought getting traded to Olympus and brought into Tres Comas Club and you thought you were one. Listen here lil man, you weren't even the fifth best person in Tres Comas Club. You were the last best person in that group. I mean you lost to a fucking rookie for Christs sake, and now you're over here "you, me, and Remington were the three best". Reggie, you couldn't even lace my boots when I allowed myself to be treated like shit by that group, so what does that say about you? Standing there talking about "he's coming". Who's coming? You know what I think is truly coming? Your soon to be suicide. You're going to find out that the time lizard is going to be a headless reptile that's out of time. The clock runs out and you got nothing. You on Kingdom was a bust, you on Olympus is becoming a bust, and you got nobody to blame but yourself.

Ryo, kill yourself you bitch ass motherfucker. You've been harassing me since the beginning. Now, I'm not worth the time? Nah grab a rope, find the nearest bridge, and hang yourself wogger. Hang yourself so everyone in the fucking world can see it. You'd be doing the world a favor if you don't. "Oh a few years ago people told me to die! Oh I'm better than what everyone says! Oh I got shot pity me World's Finest!". Fuck off. You think it was that bad? I had someone threaten to mock my heart when I just suffered a heart attack because they wanted me dead. I went ten years without people wanting me dead not because it was funny, because they wanted it to really happen. I spent months recovering from the first heart attack but wrestled because my family was verbally attacked which got into my head. I didn't complain during any of it. You need to complain or else you're in the backseat. I watched the entirety of the match back and you did fucking nothing. I wasn't even scheduled to be apart of it and had a war with the Seventh Ward that completely embarrassed you and that rookie and I still did more than you. Every night, when our matches in, they say "Ryo Sakazaki with another performance here tonight" while I get "career defining performances" every single night. You lazy son of a bitch, your ass is dead at Final Destination V, and I can promise that.

Mark Michaels- let's keep it real, I think more highly of you now. When we first were set to team, I saw this as another title to my name. But I come to respect your family and your name, but make no mistake about it… I will go through your family if it means I become Immortal Heavyweight Champion. I won't lie and say being Immortal Heavyweight Champion has been my career long goal like you possibly can, but when I stepped foot back in OWA and went to Olympus and I saw Darkane versus Jacob Senn, then following suit Jacob Senn versus Elijah Hampton…. It showed me how important that title is. And with that, it became a desire. It became a need for me. It's not a career long goal, it became a life now goal. I don't got long left in this world, I'd be surprised to live pass thirty at this point, and before I go, I got to place a World Championship in my daughter's hands and on my parents graves. And no other title has the value of importance to me like the Immortal Heavyweight Championship does. I could of stayed in ALPHA and possibly win the World Championship there, I could of went to one of these other companies that I'm fighting in the Porter Games and possibly win their world Championships, I could of gone anywhere and win their world Championships, but they wouldn't mean what winning the Immortal Heavyweight Championship would. I have never bet on myself to the max before, but I'm putting all my chips in for this one match. And if that means doing whatever I got to do to win, best believe Mark I'm ripping right through you to do so.

Remington… thank you. One thing you did for my career that was worthy of getting a thank you was leaving when you did. I started my Mafia, gained millions, won Icarus, defeated them all, became a main eventer. So thank you for leaving. That's how far the thank yous go, unfortunately for you. You came back and took everything I worked for and flushed it down the toilet like it was a turd. Now, the beast is off the chain, and when I'm not shackled to your bullshit, I'm the baddest motherfucker on Olympus. Now, I'm going to use all that badass motherfucker anger in me to rip your fucking throat out. I'm nothing without Tres Comas Club? Tres Comas- nah fuck that shit. La Società is nothing without The Don Brandon Hendrix. I gave y'all that fake ass World Championship the American Dream Championship. I'm a key reason y'all got the Immortal Heavyweight Championship now. And it was a spear that helped lead you to losing by accident. It will be a spear this time that leads you to losing the Immortal Heavyweight Championship on purpose. What you put my family through, I can't forgive you, nor will I forget. And your receipt comes at the worst ass kicking of your entire life. You better pray it doesn't just come down to you and me, because if it does- the Don ends you once and for all.

This is all I got left. This, my daughter, Antoniano Famiglia, all I got. And when I pass, I want there to be one saying that is repeated for the rest of time. I want my legacy defined by these words:

"YOUR WINNER AND THE NNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW OWA IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

THE DON

BRANDON.

FUCKING.

HENDRIX!"

THOSE WORDS WILL BE REMEMBERED LONG AFTER I'M DEAD! I AM THE WRESTLING MACHINE! I AM THE GANGSTER! I AM THE BASED GOD! I AM THE HEART AND SOUL! I AM THE KING! I AM THE DON! I AM THE DON!

I.

AM.

THE.

DON!

AND THE DON BECOMES THE DON OF IMMORTALITY! THE DON BECOMES THE GODFATHER! RYO! NOBI! DAMPSHAW! MICHAELS! PRESCOTT! MY NAME IS BRANDON FUCKING HENDRIX! AND I WILL HAVE….

MY…..

REVENGE!!!!"

DT The Ruler, Felix Hartley and Brody have spoken. It’s such good shit!

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