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Here is where you can post your work for upcoming matches on weekly shows or major events, or just put up a piece for character development. Before you get started here are the rules of the page!
-There is a TWO promo/2000 word limit for our regular bi-weekly shows and THREE promo/3000 word limit for our major events!

-If everyone involved in a match would like to extend or shorten the promo limit due to personal circumstances or preference, you have two days at the start of the new promo week to confirm with a member of the writing team the agreed upon limit for your match, if not it will remain the standard limit set for bi-weeklies and major shows.

-You must wait 48 HOURS before double posting. If your opponent has not responded to your first promo within a 48 hour period and you'd like to release another, you may do so. However keep in mind that with the promo limit, if you expend both promos, your opponent has the right to do their two (or three on a PPV week) uninterrupted.

-The page is not a place to make challenges or try to book matches!

-Do not break kayfabe! Remember that everything is entirely storyline based and there is no reason to either take things personally, or make it personal for someone else.

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Layne Kurobane
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 19th 2019, 3:20 pm by Layne Kurobane
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It is a natural trait of humans to seek out where they find solace and comfort! Even when they have grown and moved on, no matter what road they travel down! They look for where they are most comfortable! Layne Kurobane has never known anything like true comfort! Not a comfort where one feels safe! Not a comfort where one can let their guard down! Not until he placed his foot down upon a canvas and his art took form! Those who watch and rally behind him; they comfort him! The sights! The sounds! It brings him solace! But now more than ever he feels a sense of comfort in a dire situation! One where he stands before not one, but two monolithic figures who seek to tear him apart, be it for their own personal motivations or perhaps because they are simply forces that cannot be stopped!

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I’m gonna be honest, I’m a little jealous of people who have a lot of heartbreak and tragedy.

Not because I want to be the center of attention or to be pitied. It’s more than I know what it brings to them. I don’t envy the ones who take that pain and let it consume them, but there are the ones who make something out of it. Like they’re a plant that’s being watered and it’s either just too much and they wither away, or they blossom into something beautiful. Deep, right? I’ve known tragedy, but it’s never been some sheer bout of bad luck. It’s never been some bullshit “oh woe is me” misfortune like some dark cloud is constantly hanging over my head and the universe is naturally trying to fuck with me. It’s never been like that. No, I made my own fate, every single time. I know it. It’s something I ignored for a long time. I wasn’t a good person once upon a time, and anything bad that happened to me could have been avoided had I simply chosen to be someone better. A man that cared about me enough to help me become as talented in the ring as I am - he’s dead, and I could have been there and said a lot of things before then, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. That’s not a lot of tragedy in hindsight. Not in my eyes. Being considered a stray dog and drifting from this place to that, I don’t consider that a tragedy. But I’ve seen people who’ve endured true tragedy. I’ve seen what it does to them. It’s something many, many, many people go through. Wither or blossom. Some people can’t take it, and they get eaten alive. Others let it fuel a fire that burns relentlessly.

But some people become wandering hobos with nothing better to do than annoy me.

Yeah, those people - not a fan. Gonna be honest, I’m just not much of a fan. But no matter how different way may be and regardless of what either of us have gone through… “The Derelict”... At the very least, we both know what we’re gunning for. I want to be the best. You want to hurt people like me. People like Jake Keeton. People like, well, anyone with a pulse, I’d imagine. You haven’t been around here long, but I’ve heard of you. I know enough about you, and I’ve listened to everything you’ve had to say. My heart doesn’t break for you, but it’s not gonna beat at full speed with the desire to punish you for the person you’ve become. I look at you and I don’t see the man you want to be. All I see is what all of that tragedy turned you into - someone that’s doing absolutely nothing but coloring outside the lines, and yeah, maybe that’ll get you far enough to satiate whatever it is inside you that keeps you going. Maybe. But somewhere along the line you’ll run into someone like me. Hell, maybe not even me. Maybe you will be someone better than I expect and you’ll beat me and move on to the next victim like Keeton. But sooner or later, it’ll catch up to you. All of it. All of the time you’ve spent trying to be this monster. And outside in the streets where you think you belong, maybe you really are a monster that can’t be stopped and can’t be moved or dealt with or bargained with. But inside the ring, you’re nothing but a 7 foot asshole who’s spent more time bouncing around inside his mind and maiming others than he has perfecting the craft he’s competing in. You’re not a monster within those ropes, Derelict. No one is. Not you. Not Monolith. Not Maggall. Not the next man up. Not anyone who came before or anyone who comes after. No one. You know what I love about being inside that ring? It’s that a monster and a stray dog can stand on the exact same platform, and no amount of size and strength will ever determine the winner.

So go beg someone else to entertain your bullshit.

Your fortune teller is right, this is a thread I made myself, and I’ll let it kill me if that’s where it goes. You can go keep freaking out random people at gas stations if that’s what does it for you, but you won’t determine anything in this match. I will. And don’t pretend you’ll go lurking in the background and just take your shots when you can get them in. You’re every bit as much of a target as Maggall is. And as for you, Maggall? Didn’t I say enough when I knocked you on your ass? Guess not. It’ll never be enough for you, right? But hey, congrats on another successful defense. I’m not interested in who you beat up to now, but you know what I am interested in? What you actually have to offer in the ring, and I guess we’ve got a chance to show exactly that on Olympus, don’t we? I’ll wait for you to open your mouth before I go running mine. I already know exactly what you are, and I’m sure you know what I am. Do yourself a favor and beat me within an inch of my life before we ever make it to Boiling Point. I’m sure The Derelict would be more than happy to help out. And if you don’t, and you let me get away still completely intact, I promise you, I’ll make you regret it. Show me that you’re worth being the Television Champion. Show me you’re worth my time.

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This is not unfamiliar territory for Layne Kurobane! It is exactly where he thrives! Exactly all that he has ever known! Not merely surrounded by those who rally behind him and fuel him to keep going! Not simply the familiar desire to contend with those who challenge him! But the feeling of his back against the wall! Monsters before him! Monolithic beasts that seek to devour him! This is where Layne feels his most comfortable! Where he finds his solace! Where he must fight! And he will fight to survive! To continue! To march on!!

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Post June 18th 2019, 6:27 pm by Insertwittynamehere
An Example


A limo pulls up in the parking garage. The fans wonder, who could this be? Perhaps a world champion or a member of management. The driver opens the door... and Jason Ryan steps out.

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One of the most controversial men in professional wrestling has made his way here. He grabs his bag and heads backstage. He stops a member of the backstage crew as he's walking by him. 


" Hey... where's my locker room?"


"Your locker room sir?"


"I didn't stutter. Where is my locker room?"


" The locker room is just down the hall."


Jason rolls his eyes


" That's not what I meant. I'm going to ask this one more time. Where. Is. MY. locker room?!"


" Sir, you don't have your own personal locker room."


A look of fury crosses Jason's face and he punches the backstage crew member in the mouth. He grabs him behind the head and throws him against the wall. Jason plants a knee on his chest and punches him again and again. The crew member's mouth and forehead are bleeding. Jason picks him up by the shirt collar and holds him against the wall


" Do you mean to tell me I have to share space with these parasites? Is that what you're telling me?"


The crew member doesn't answer. Kinda hard to do when you are being choked. Jason gives him a look of disgust before setting him down and opening the door to a maintenance closet. He grabs him by the back of the neck, places his head in the door frame and slams it shut on the crew member's head. As he screams and writhes in pain, Jason paces back and forth.


"Ya know, I haven't been here that long but I'm already sick of you people. I am a larger than life megastar, I am THE megastar of professional wrestling. And I deserve better than this. Another thing I am pissed off about is my first opponent. Does this shithole really think I am going to sit back and accept the fact I am to face some... jackoff curtain jerker who looks like he isn't allowed near schools? I should be fighting for the World title, no one else. Seriously, I'm facing Caspian. Caspian. Hey Jackass, quit ripping off C.S Lewis. Caspian, I haven't even formally met you yet and I already hate your guts. Which is why I am going to make an example out of you. I am going to disfigure you, if you have any family, don't bring them to the match. Because when I am done with you, no one will recognize you. I am going to kick the shit out of you boy. You are nothing but a doormat. I don't care what you have accomplished here, to me you are nobody important. I'll see you soon. Feel free to pray to your God but spoiler alert, I won't be listening."


Jason looks back at the crew member and walks over to him and starts stomping on his throat over and over again before picking him up and dragging him to where an office window is located. Jason spits in his face and throws him throw it. The scene ends with the crew member getting checked on by EMT's and Jason storming off.
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 18th 2019, 4:23 pm by Guest
The scene fades in to the innards of a back alley dive bar. A couple of scruffy looking patrons sit at the bar. They’re served by a barman who could almost be mistaken for a hipster with his curly mustache and goatee if not for the fact that he’s definitely not seen a barber in a good few months. There’s a ruckus at the pool table on the other side of the room as guests have crowded round to watch the game. At least three hundred dollars sit on the corner, watched closely by one of the older gentlemen to ensure none of it is “misplaced”. The two players focus on their game. On one side is a relatively well-built young man, clean shaven with a white v-neck and a tribal tattoo that goes halfway down his arm. On the other side is clearly a frequent client with scruffy facial hair that’s stuck between stubble and beard with a hairline that would make Brendan Frasier look good. The penultimate ball has been pocketed by the young man and throughout the commotion he gets jostled, accidentally tapping the cue ball across the table. The seedy looking man opposite him groans and rolls his eyes.

Scruffy Patron: ...You’re kidding me.

The younger gentleman apologizes, placing the cue ball back in the original position. The crowd grows more and more provocative as they notice what has happened.

Scruffy Patron: You’re off by like half an inch to the left, asshole. Put it back where it was.

Young Man: What are you talking about? This is exactly where it was, bro!

Scruffy Patron: I said put. It. Back.

The raucous crowd’s jeering is almost overwhelming. Several of the onlookers shout out their support for either man although it’s clear they’re just siding with whichever of the two they’ve bet on. Not listening to his scuzzy looking opponent, the young guy looks to take his shot— but the Scruffy Patron sweeps his hand across the table and knocks the Eight Ball around before he has time to shoot.

Young man: What the hell, dude?!

Both men stride forward and get nose to nose. The crowd gathers around so close that it would make anyone in a normal situation claustrophobic.

Scruffy Patron: I said put it back and you didn’t. I’m not sure if you’re aware how things work around here but what I say goes and, well… you didn’t go. So now you’re going to go run on out of here like a good little boy back to whatever shithole condo you’re staying at, you Jersey Shore wannabe— Oh, and you’re gonna let me keep the cash too while we’re at it.

Young Man: Whatever, bro, this place is scummy anyway. Congrats on your win… cheater.

The man scoffs as he goes to leave but gets shoved. He turns around looking to start a fight but notices he’s outnumbered by a considerable amount. The scruffy guy can’t help but let out a chuckle as his adversary retreats out the door. There’s a collection of grumbles as the crowd disperses and scruffy begins counting his cash. The older patron who had previously been keeping said money company walks up, revealing the scruffy man as Hayden.

Old Man: Y’know, Hayden, eventually some youngin’ isn’t gonna take your shit. There’s only so many people you can screw over before word gets back to someone not worth getting in trouble with.

Hayden: Oh? Well let’s hope for your sake that that day isn’t today. Pretty sure your fighting days are loooong past you, Old Bob. You might break a hip!

Old Bob sighs and shakes his head.

Old Bob: I don’t know why I bother sometimes. Just don’t go bringing any of that trouble back here. We’ve got a business to run, after all.

Hayden: Yeah, this place is really thriving! I’m pretty sure there are more rats cooped up in here than there are people. You know we have the same dozen people come in here every night? This place isn’t exactly Caesar’s Palace.

Old Bob: But that’s exactly what I mean! The same people come in, the same people come out… over and over. We can’t have you costing us a customer because you can’t stop yourself from being an asshole for five God damn minutes.

Hayden: Oh, I can stop. I can’t help that it’s more fun not to.

Old Bob shakes his head again and walks off, passing by a younger looking man with long black hair tied into a knot and a skull cap.

Hayden: Hey, Kevin. What’s up?

Kevin: I heard about the news, man. Congratulations. You’re gonna kill it in OWA.

Hayden: News gets out fast, huh? Well I’ve got big plans for the future.

Kevin: I don’t doubt it. What exactly do you have in mind? Titles? Girls? Money? ...All of the above?

Hayden: BINGO! Bingo, my friend. All three of those things and much, much more if I can have my way and rest assured, I always get my way.

Hayden calls towards the barman for a drink as his friend pulls out his phone.

Kevin: They’ve already set up your first match, too! Oh and you’re on Kingdom by the way. I figure that’s important.

Hayden: Eh, not really. I’m sure both brands will love me.

Kevin: You’re facing a guy named “The Udy”. I’m not really sure what that means but I watch the program, obviously, and he’s this werewolf guy who—

Hayden: Wait. Did you just say werewolf? I’m fighting a werewolf?

Kevin: Yeah— I mean no— I mean… I don’t know, man. Maybe? It doesn’t matter. It’s not a Full Moon that night. I’m sure you’ll be fine. Anyway, he comes out in this wolf facepaint and has this big, black dog that he brings with him to the ring. He’s super athletic and is and is really good with his feet from what I’ve seen.

Hayden: So my first opponent is an alleged werewolf who brings a dog with him to the ring? I feel like this is violating so many health and safety hazards. This guy sounds real dangerous.

Kevin: Yeah, kinda. I’m not really sure his win-loss record is too great but I’d definitely keep your wits about you. His bicycle knee… he calls it “De Förbannelsen” which if I’m right means “The Curse”. It’ll absolutely knock a couple of teeth out if he catches you with it. I’ve seen it myself.

Hayden: Wow, you really know what you’re talking about, Kev. You watch this stuff a lot?

Kevin: When I can. Wrestling has always been a guilty pleasure of mine. It’s just cool about watching people do crazy stunts and put each other through tables to try and win a match.

Hayden: I don’t know about how many crazy stunts I’ll be doing but you better believe I’m gonna be putting everyone I can through a table. There’ll be guys getting powerbombs left and right, each one through the biggest, thickest wooden table I can find.

Kevin: That’s the spirit, man! You really wanna do this, huh?

Hayden: What, you think those couple years of training were for nothing? Of course I wanna do this! Hayden Cross is my name and beating people up is my game, you know that. I’ve got this, man. Trust me.

Kevin: Trust you? Yeah, suuure. So what about this Udy guy? You think you can take him?

Hayden: Oh, I can take him alright. It’s gonna take a lot more than face paint and a pet pooch to rattle me. Dog boy will be running with his tail between his legs. If he gets in that ring with me I have a feeling I won’t be seeing any kind of wolf, let alone a werewolf… at least I hope not. The way you spoke about him makes it seem like he’s not doing too great for himself, like his best days are behind him. You know what used to happen to a dog that had had its day? When things were really starting to look dour and poor old scratchy was on his way out you’d put on a brave face, load up your double barrel, put it to your old boy’s head… and you’d put him out of his misery. Now I’m not saying that’s what I’m gonna do, obviously! I can’t insinuate that sort of thing. I’m not just gonna go around promoting you shoot little Sushi when she gets old. No way. I’m just saying that, y’know, there are times that you have to take matters into your own hands and if they can’t keep up then you have to take matters into your own hands.

Kevin: I don’t follow. What are you saying?

Hayden audibly groans. He pauses for a moment, looking down at the ground before looking back up to his friend.

Hayden: I’m talking about Udy, Kevin. I’m saying if Udy can’t keep up with me then I’ll put him down like a dog. Is that clear enough for you?

Kevin: Oh! Yeah, I get you. That’s kinda arrogant to assume he can’t keep up with you, don’t you think?

Hayden: Not really. I’m a fresh face, Kevin. He doesn’t know me and he hasn’t seen me fight. Sure, in fairness I’ve not seen him fight either but that’s what you’re gonna be here for. You can show me some of his stuff, especially anything off the ground. That’s important. You remember when I was boxing? I don’t for the most part but one thing I do remember is that I was always told to never let my feet off the ground, whether it was from leaping or having them swept from under me. Never. You know why? The moment your feet are in the air you lose all control of direction. You can’t shift stance in mid-air. You can’t stop yourself from crashing and burning.

Kevin: Weren’t you always jumping on people?

Hayden: I didn’t say I always listened! Besides, that’s different. This guy seems like he’s gonna be bouncing all over the place. There’ll be plenty of opportunities to knock him out of the air. Plus in that picture of him you showed me he doesn’t look like a very heavy guy so even if he doesn’t then I can just throw him around myself.

Kevin’s phone buzzes. His eyes grow wide as he reads the notification.

Hayden: What is it?

Kevin simply puts his phone up to Hayden’s face.

Hayden: “Hayden don’t cross me… you still have a chance”. What kind of goofy shit is that? F for effort of on the pun. I guess I gotta really put a beating on this guy, huh?

Kevin: Just be careful, okay? You’re really sticking your foot in it if you underestimate this guy.

Hayden: The only thing I plan on sticking my foot in his ass. This ain’t my first rodeo and even if this dude really is some kind of wolfman I’m not letting that stop me from kicking him halfway to Cancun.

The barman whistles from the other side of the room to call for Hayden. His drink is ready. Hayden flattens up his cash, taking out his wallet and shoving it inside.

Hayden: You know what they say, Kevin: “these violent delights have violent ends” and I’m as violent as people get. Udy’s about to find that out first hand.

Hayden begins walking off towards the bar but Kevin calls out to him.

Kevin: That sounds cool, man! You should use that as the name of your finishing move!

Hayden: Use what?

Kevin: Violent Delights! It sounds dangerous!

Hayden scoffs at the suggestion.

Hayden: Not likely. I think it’s Shakespeare or something. I’m sure I’ll think of something cooler...

Hayden takes his glass full of beer and begins chugging. With that, the scene ends.
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 18th 2019, 5:33 am by Jake Keeton
“Where did you get that?”

Fred steps out onto the rickety old deck, the sun shining down on his balding scalp as he shuffles over to the empty chair that sits to the right side of the plastic table that houses two beers and a plant that hasn’t seen water in months.

“What, the beer?”  Jake responds as he holds aloft the amber liquid housed inside the bottle.

“No, smart arse, I mean the dictionary in your lap.  Where the hell did you get that?”

“Picked it up at the book shop around the corner” Jake says as he flicks through a few pages.  “The bird behind the counter was a bit of a looker too. Thought I was in with a chance as well before she batted her eyelashes and told me she was 17.”

“Don’t lie.  She was probably 47 and well out of your league.”

“Possibly.  My eyesight isn’t what it once was.”

“So, you picked up a dictionary from the bookshop.  Want to tell me why?”

“Because” Jake says, flicking through a further few pages, “I want to find the definition of ‘coward’.”

Fred furrows his brow as he pops the top off his beer bottle, fizzing the bottle top over the neighbours fence in the process.

“Now, here it is” Jake says as he places his finger on the word.  “It says here that the meaning of ‘coward’ is ‘a person who shows fear in a shameful way, or who attacks people who cannot defend themselves’.
“I know what you’re going to ask you me you bald headed bastard - ‘why in the world would you be bothering to look that up in the dictionary?’”

“That’s a little harsh.”

“Harsh but true my friend” Jake says with a smile.  “But to answer your question - I’m looking this up in the dictionary so I can send it through to Gareth Cason.”

Fred goes to respond but the words get stuck in his throat.  Jake takes a blue pen out of his pocket and writes ‘3. Gareth Cason’ under the two definitions in the dictionary.

“Let me put it to you like this, Fred.  The bloke was an absolute coward last week.  We had two weeks to acquaint ourselves with each other, and what does he do?  He turns up two hours before the deadline, cuts a basic promo and runs off into the night with his tail between his legs.  He knew that doing it then gave me no time to respond and make him look like a fool even more. He says he’s ‘legit dangerous’ or something or other, but he’s nothing but ‘legit scared’ if you ask me.  He’s the sorriest excuse for a contender, briefcase holder and wrestler I’ve seen in some time. He cried about being underestimated and not taken seriously enough, and then he pulls this.”

“Great speech” Fred replies.

“Thank you.  And later, I’ll be cutting this out and sending it to him with a little note.  It should get my point across.”

“Or he sees the name on the envelope and throws it straight in the bin.”

“Fair point.  I think I’ll leave that off there.” Jake says, a thoughtful expression spread across his face.

“In fact, he might actually get a laugh out of it.  After all, didn’t he beat you in a match on the weekend?

Putting the dictionary back down on the table, Jake looks sourly across the table at Fred, who is grinning from ear to ear.

“You just had to bring it up, eh?  It hurts even more losing to a coward.  But I’m sure I’ll get the opportunity to put things right in the near future.  And besides, it seems the powers that be have given me the chance to get my hands on the newly anointed ‘OWA Openweight Championship’ at Boiling Point.”

“Speaking of boiling point” Fred says as he stands up from his chair, “I’ve got the kettle on in there.  Fancy some two minute noodles?”

“Nice to know I can’t hold your attention for more than a few moments.  And to answer your questions… yes, I’ll have some. Chicken flavoured will do the trick.”

Fred nods in acknowledgement and shuffles back inside.  In the meantime, Jake takes another sip of his beer and reflects back on the weekend.  The disappointment was still fresh, but considering his age and his fitness levels, he was still mildly pleased to take a top contender all the way to the brink.  In fact he felt like he had the win well within his grasp and let it slip.

But there was still plenty on his plate for him to consider.  For one, he was booked in a match against two men he had faced off against before in Kevin Maverick and The Derelict, and he had a tag team match in a week and a half to consider as well.  He had to admit that was enjoying himself at this point, loss on the weekend aside.

With Fred inside getting the noodles ready, Jake fishes the phone out of his pocket and begins recording.

“For the first time in… well, as long as I can remember, I visited the local bookshop ‘Moby Dickens’, and purchased myself a dictionary.  I always found it interesting that it had the definition for dictionary inside it. I mean, if you’re buying one and you know what you use it for, why the hell would you need to have the definition inside it as well?”

“But that is beside the point.  What I wanted to do was go through a few key definitions of my opponents for the weekend, just so it’s clear what I really think of them.”

“Firstly, let me spend some time with my old mate, The Derelict”  Jake then takes a few moments to flip through the pages until he reaches the word he is looking for.  “Let me discuss with you all what the word ‘irony’ means. In this dictionary it says ‘saying the opposite of what you mean in order to emphasise it’.  Now, I feel like I’ve been over this with the big fella before, but I’ve never seen someone talk about something so much, but actually mean the exact opposite, in my life.  I’m sure you’ve all seen his promos over the last few weeks and, while they are no doubt choc full of quality and lots of very big words, he constantly likes to tell us all that he doesn’t care.  He doesn’t care about me, doesn’t care about you, doesn’t care about wrestling… blah blah blah. But, who is the sasquatch fooling? We can all see, underneath the hair and the grotty beard that has seen more nits than soap in the last 12 months, that he truly does care.  Look at the effort he constantly puts into his promos and his work in the ring. You could see the disappointment plastered across his face after falling short against Bull Connors. It hurt him.”

“And you know what?  Like my friend Gareth, he is running scared.  This big behemoth that is regularly mistaken for the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk is scared of failure.  Scared of not looking mean. Scared of what other wrestlers can do to him. If he didn’t care then he wouldn’t give us a novel to dissect each time a camera shows up to film him.  But this hobo doesn’t frighten me in the slightest. I had his measure a few weeks ago, and I’ll have his measure again next weekend.”

“But, I digress.  I’m starting to waffle slightly like the big fella.  Let’s move on to a man that, I must admit, I know very little about.  That seems strange as he is currently the TV Champ from what I can gather, but each time he’s on a show he disappears like a fart in the wind which, if you’ve seen him, is an amazing skill to have.  Let’s go back to the dictionary again and take a look at the word ‘obese’. This definition is quite simple to dissect, as this dictionary simply gives the meaning to be ‘very fat’.  Now, I know that’s a little harsh my friend.  I know that the reason for your… girth....is because every time you had sex with the Derelict’s mother she gave you a chocolate biscuit.  Hey, we’ve all been there. But Maggall, I feel sorry for you. You’ve got an oaf for a partner and an addiction to donuts that you may never be able to cure.  And to add to that, you have to step inside the ring with Jake Keeton himself, the man that’s going to win the OWA Openweight Title at Boiling Point. If I were you, I’d just lie down with my back on the mat to ensure you avoid further embarrassment.”

“And now, before I address Kevin, a quick one for you Layne - your word?  Lucky, which in my dictionary, gives the definition of ‘having good luck’.  I could almost apply that word to myself if I’m being honest.  I think our styles and approach to wrestling as a whole works rather well together, and I have no doubt that we’ll be able to put these two away in no time at all on the next Olympus show.  I look forward to it.”

“So, finally, we get to Kevin, a man I’ve defeated once before.  What word do I have for you? I’ve got a special one for you. It’s ‘former’.  My dictionary here defines that word as ‘of an earlier period; of past times’.  That is because, come Boiling Point, you’re going to be known as the former OWA Openweight Champion.  There is no chance in hell that you’re getting past me, and I’ll take great delight in taking that title from around your waist and placing it around mine.  I can already see your hands shaking and hear your voice trembling on commentary next weekend as you come to the quick realisation that you will have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide and Boiling Point.  That title is mine and there ‘aint a goddamn thing you can do about it. I’ll see you next Friday.”

Just as Jake hits the stop button on his phone, Fred comes out with two steaming bowls of noodles.  He places one down in front of Jake’s and then sits down with the other one. Jake looks at the bowl for a few moments before looking back at Fred.

“Did you bring any forks with you, old man?”

Fred pauses for just a second, looks at the table and then mutters ‘fuck it’ under his breath.  He gives Jake the stink eye before getting up and heading back inside.
Holden Tudics
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 17th 2019, 7:12 pm by Holden Tudics
Olympus Promo 1: Holy Man


The camera opens on a long, still, empty desert horizon at nightfall.  Nothing of particular interest or merit stands out among the sand and the scorpions, save one glint of light off in the distance that seems to grow as the sun sets behind it.

"I met a man once who told me of my future.  He told me of my struggles, my stumbling blocks, and my stepping stones.  He said to me that there would be a reason for the violence I inflict unto others."


As the camera pans back, Derelict's towering figure appears as a silhouette against the sky's purple twilight.  His eyes are fixed on the glowing speck on the horizon.  It's lonely light reflects back in his cold, unblinking eyes.

"He told me of a lost city stuck in the barrens of no man's land.  It rose up from the sand and shined a sinner's lantern to attract the world to it.  To many it promised fast nights, fast money, and fast women.  Their siren's song reached across the land until a tiny lost city in the desert became a cultural mecca, a modern Sodom or Gomorrha destined to recreate past salty fates one soul at a time.  Lives would be devoured in the surrounding sands, but not mine.  No, I come not because of some promise of fleshly pleasures; I come to dole out the fate of others.  The soothsayer, he flipped a card from out of his sleeve with the depiction of a stray dog hung up by it's own tail.  He'd said it had been hanging there forever, for every kind soul who tried to loose it's noose felt a bitter bite of resentment and insecurity.  No one could help this dog, because the dog wanted to help itself, knowing full well that it's incapable of doing so.  The dog had foolish pride and nothing else.  The soothsayer told me it was my job to put the stray down, for it's self-inflicted misery would be everlasting if I didn't.  Layne, it's hard to be a champion tomorrow if you don't have a tomorrow.  I don't say that as an idle threat, but instead as a cautionary tale for a man like yourself who thinks youth will last forever and that tomorrow will always be there.  Quit procrastinating.  Try.  No matter how much that stray dog hanging from that tree branch pantomimes nipping at it's tail, we know that it tries in vain.  It's going through the motions and trying to make us root for it, and it'll be hanging there tomorrow enacting the exact same hopeless story of vain perseverance.  The question is whether the dog could do better for itself, or if it's correct in knowing that it's deserving of it's 'underrated' status.  Now me personally, regardless to whether you're a defeatist or just suck at wrestling and life, I think you're rated perfectly as the middle of the card precursor to the main event.  That's where you belong because you don't have it in you to be more than what you are: a hapless grappler who believes he'll get better without trying.  You might've been a prodigy a few years ago, and you may have even been that blue chip that everybody bit down on to test it's merit, but all I see now is a man who hasn't caught up with his own hype and a pack of smiling critics picking plastic out of their teeth.  You're just on the verge of being desperate, just like Keeton was when we first ran across one another.  You're not there yet.  You think you are, but you aren't.  Like with Keeton, I'll show you what it truly means to do whatever it takes.  I'll push you where I pushed him, I'll make you fight for survival.  I suppose it's up to you as to whether you pull yourself off of your laurels and try to make it out alive.  It's the only option, really: aptet non peribit.  Adapt or...well, you know the rest."


A vulture flies overhead as Derelict continues his trek through the desolate forest of cacti and cliffs toward the growing light in the distance.

"Speaking of Jake, the fortuneteller told me that your card was unique Layne.  It's rare for it to appear in the deck with a shadow cast behind it.  Or at least that's what the gypsy said.  I remain skeptical, but it did remind me of Jake Keeton.  In the foreground hung this scrappy pup with a bright future suspended in place by a thread of it's own making, and behind it was the dark reflection of it.  The hollow outline.  The empty void of negative space representing it's future sin.  I drove you to evil things Jake.  I made you a shadow of your former self.  I saw the fear of death in your eyes that I've seen in the albino pink eyes of a white rabbit just as it lets out it's death scream.  All pretense of a 'professional wrestler' was dropped and you joined me in a fight.  I liked that.  I'd like to see it again when your shadow falls in Layne Kurobane's corner.  I'd like him to see you there in his most desperate hour, with your hand stretched out and your eyes full of hate and resentment, and I want him to know that horrible visage of anger and uncertainty is also on his face.  I want him to see your shameful relief when you resort to hitting me with whatever you can lay hands on and lift above your head again.  I want him to hear that bell again, the one I heard when I beat you, the man with principles, by making you sink to my level.  I want him to know that's his reflection staring back at him from mere moments in the future.  He'll have the same feral eyes you had.  He'll have the same doubt in his heart that you did.  The blood on his hands will stain in the same pattern that it did on yours.  I'm here not only to cut down the stray, but to also watch it's shadow fall behind it.  The question remains as to how I'll deliver this errand of fate: Will I make you tag him in after I've had my fun? Or will I make you prop up the turnbuckle and glad hand the tag rope while I mutilate another human in front of you until it's mind and body snaps and I make you relive your most perilous moment in a ring in some perverse and bloody passion play?  I suppose that all depends on you Jake.  Are you going to show up with the cracked facade of an athlete trying to conduct a clinic? Or is the real you going to show up? The one who didn't mind blasting me in the skull or hitting below the belt? I want the man I made, not the image I've broken.  I'd imagine a kid like Layne looks up to you though, so that might put you in quite the moral conundrum.  I can't say that I care either way.  I've already beaten both faces of Jake Keeton anyway."


Derelict finally reaches the city.  As he crosses into the visible barrier of light between civilization and the desert wasteland, the audio begins to pop with raucous crowd noises and the sound of shifting bells and whistles.  Derelict makes his way toward a nearby run down gas station.  He walks in past a cheaply dressed man in a fedora and shades preaching to the empty pumps as the city buzzes outside of the bubble of his empty pulpit.  After a brief moment of the flimflam man's ramblings, Derelict slowly strides back outside.

Derelict: And there's the son of a bitch who told me all of this right after he threw a lit wad of flash paper in my face. 

Saul Abzu: Greetings weary traveler.  I was just telling these fine lost souls about the awakening of mankind.

Derelict: Yeah, well, I've got enough repetitive hot air billowing in my ear this week so I'll take a rain check.

Saul Abzu: Indeed, but would you be so kind as to perhaps spare a moment to hear what I have to say.

Derelict: And I say I have already.  I've got the scorched ends on my chin pubes to prove it.

Saul Abzu: I'm sorry...do I know you young man?

Derelict: Enough to follow me, I'd suspect.

Saul Abzu: I follow no man.

Derelict: I've been called worse.

Saul Abzu: No.  I mean you must have me mistaken for someone else.

Derelict: No, I usually remember tiny loud mouthed goblins who try to singe my face off with parlor tricks.  Speaking of, I owe you for that one.

Saul Abzu: While I don't remember our previous altercation, I'd suspect trying to rough me up would end in more of the same.

Derelict: I somehow doubt it.


Derelict grabs the loose collar of Saul's suit and cocks back his fist.  Saul immediately starts digging in his pockets frantically.  Just as the poor street corner con artist begins to turn his pockets out, Derelict smirks and loosens his fist, letting flash paper fall like confetti into the sand.  Without a word, Derelict tosses Saul onto his back in the street, spits on the flash paper, and digs his heels into the tiny loogie drenched wads of flammable flakes.

Derelict: Stop following me.


Derelict turns and walks toward the bustling street as Saul looks on in astonishment as the derelict disappears into crowded sidewalk traffic.

Saul Abzu: And lo he's met the man without limits, a corporeal leviathan like himself who has as many muscles as words in his mouth.  Two titans without homes and plenty to show and tell.  Will they leave anyone in their wake? or will they clash over territory and scraps?  Only the gods themselves know for certain.


Saul picks himself up and dusts off his trousers.  He ruffles his collar to rid it of the comically large sandy hand print that had engulfed it.

Saul Abzu: Fate is unkind, but so are they.


Cocking the knowing smile of a madman, Abzu waddles into the crowded Vegas streets and melts into it's corrupt scenery.
MavericksINC
Conversations between predators
Post June 17th 2019, 2:57 pm by MavericksINC
(There is a quick burst of static before the following message appears on the screen in red Gothic font)


The following message has been paid for by the Dominion


(Another quick burst of static causes the message to disappear as the logo for the Dominion appears on the screen before it fades into a view of both members of Mavericks Incorporated, Devon and Ethan, as they stand atop the famous Palazzo at the Venetian with a grand view of the Las Vegas Strip before them and the camera, both men are dressed as normal for the being the "Assassins of the Dominion")


"Las Vegas Nevada...Sin City...never before will you find such a wretched hive of scum and villainy...unless you go to say Roanapur Thailand..but it is here that the business of the Dominion has taken us as we fulfill contract after contract for our employers, but this week on Olympus we get to actually indulge ourselves in a little bit of pleasure and that pleasure being a match against Ground Zero." Devon says as he leans against the railing of the roof. "You see in the seven years that Ethan and I have been a team, we rarely get a chance to face a team as skilled as ourselves and this week, we're getting just that."


Ethan nods his head in agreement, "That's right, Nate Cage. We know that you're going to be watching this and we thought that we'd like to say that it's going to be a certain kind of honor for you to be facing off against us. The "Assassins of the Dominion" versus the "Ashes of the Wolvesden", two groups of tremendous physical skill going up against each other when Nate Cage and Donny Dragon or Donny Dragon and James Anderson, or whatever pairing the three of you decide to use against Devon Slayton, the "Black Savior", and myself, Ethan Stryfe, and for the first time in your collective careers, Ground Zero are going to get a very unique offer;"


"We don't want you to hold back."


Devon's bearded face breaks out into a smug old grin as his partner nods and continues, "That's right Nate Cage and company, we don't want you to hold anything back in our match because we won't and never will because day in and day out that is EXACTLY how the two of us do things and that's because you're not looking at some couple of kids only three or four years into their perspective careers but two men who have been doing this for nearly two decades!"


Ethan continues, reaching up to remove his sunglasses and motioning at himself and his partner. "That also means that we're not some team that you can just steamroll over...oh no, because come Olympus it's going to be a bloody slugfest, we know it, but in the end it's going to be our experience that carries us through the day because while you can strike hard, we strike harder, and where you think that you're the toughest team in the entire OWA, we're going to prove to you who's really the toughest team."


Devon slowly shakes his head as he places a hand on his partner's left shoulder, drawing him away from the camera in an effort to cool him down. "It's not often that the thrill of a real challenge ignites my partner's blood like that, Nate. The chance to take the kids gloves off and actually go toe to toe with some real challengers is enough to bring real heat to the blood of a wrestler professional wrestler like myself and Ethan." Devon explains, stroking his beard ever so slightly as he does so. "Because the Dominion thrives on a challenge, we thrive on the possibility that we might lose because it makes that razor's edge that we already walk just that much sharper and in the end, Nate, it won't matter what you try and pull it won't be enough because we're aware of your little band of misfits tactics because long before we signed those contracts that brought us here to the Omega Wrestling Alliance, we did our research and that included your little former Wolvesden and it was that level of skill that lead us to signing those self same contracts."


"A chance to fight you and your's, Nate."


"But to be honest, I didn't expect for us to be meeting this soon. I assumed that the powers that be that run the front office would wait until a pay per view to put two of the toughest units against each other in order to showcase such an explosion of talent." Devon goes onto say, that smug old grin not leaving his face the entire time. "But then again, anything is possible in this day and age and come Olympus, my partner and I are going to take your faction out of the running for the tag team titles and who ever leaves Boiling Point will have US to deal with."


“But this isn’t arrogance or a fool’s pride that’s speaking right now, Nate. No, this is the confidence born of experience because time and time again we’ve proven ourselves to be unstoppable because Ethan and I have that level of training, that level of killer instinct that is required to go far in this sport while you and your unit, Nate, have become complacent...you were the first Omega Wrestling Alliance Openweight Tag Team champions, you were a dominant force...now you’re the tired old predators, looking for the scraps left in the aftermath of us, the Ghost and the Darkness.”


Ethan’s bearded face turns into a mirror of the smug old grin that his partner has on his face as he steps forward once more. “So come to Olympus, Ground Zero. Come and see what a real fight is.”


(Ethan slips his shades back on as the two men turn away from the camera as the screen static jumps to the following message in white Gothic font)


The preceding message was paid for by the Dominion


(The message remains on the screen for a couple of seconds before it static jumps to black)
Nobi
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 16th 2019, 4:01 am by Nobi
I didn't expect this.

I didn't expect I'd challenge for The Omega Heavyweight Championship again.

I mean, I'm just an actor now and I only returned recently just because I was in a backstage, catching up with some old friends, but then I saw Ground Zero beating up Hans Olsen from a monitor and then I decided to help him which lead me to make another appearance 2 weeks later, accompanying Hans to face off against James Anderson.

But before the main event time, you saw it and you heard it. The Omega Heavyweight Champion, Tarah Nova was naming me as her number one contender for Friday Night Olympus on June 28th in Las Vegas, Nevada.

When was the last time I challenged The Omega Heavyweight Champion? Oh, that's right at Burning Sky. CM Nas beat me fair and square that night and then I vanished. I returned to Hollywood again for filming a Movie and only competed in The Clash of Titan match ever since. By the way, The Ground Zero leader, Nate Cage low blowed me that night before he threw me out of the ring but I don't hold a grudge.

Anyway, where was I? That's right. Burning Sky. It was the first and only time I challenged for The Omega Heavyweight Championship and I failed to win it. I'm an actor now but I haven't won any World Championship in my career yet. The bitter tastes still resides in my heart until these days. That's the only regret I have.

I didn't do anything to receive this opportunity. Bull Connors and even Gareth Carson are the more deserving contenders. Gareth is the Briefcase holder and he can cashed it in anytime he wants. Bull has been cashing in for his God of Wars Medallions at Boiling Points. So why did you name me as your first contender, Tarah Nova?

You didn't state your reason why you choose ME as your number one contender on June 28th. I get it, you want to be known as a fighting champion while holding in that Omega Heavyweight Champions but out of all people, why me? You can named someone liked Layne Kurobane, Maggall, CM Nas again, my friend, Hans Olsen or even Donny Dragon or James Anderson. The guys who have always here every time we held shows. Surely I don't deserve this, Tarah, but you decided to give this opportunity to me so all I can say is thank you and I'll bring my best to beat you in order to be The Omega Heavyweight Champion.

There's no bad blood between us, Tarah, at least from my part. Back in the awards show, I presented you The Hero of The Year awards and we had a hug. When I found out that OWA called me to present the awards to you, I was so excited to give that award to you. Your trilogy matches against Kenny Drake, your match against both your husband, CM Nas and Jacob Senn at Final Destinations are good examples how great you really are both as a person and as a wrestler. Your hard work and determination lead you to be The Omega Heavyweight Champion and you surely deserved to hold that belt. I want you to be the champion as long as possible. I want you to put on some classic matches going forward like you always do but since I have an opportunity to fulfill one of my dreams against you, someone who I really respect then I can't help but to make one of my dreams come true. I want you to understand it, Tarah. You're the one who's giving this opportunity to me after all. You surely don't need to hold back against me. I apologize in advance if I beat you, you're the last person I expected to have a World Championship with. But what's done is done. I might be gone from a wrestling scene for so long apart from a few appearances here and there, but I surely still have a fighting spirit to push you to the limit, Tarah. Remember, I've failed countless times when we both were in a same company we worked in before we both came to OWA and if you really know me so well, my aspirations will never fade away. Those experienced hardened me both physically and mentality, so if I fail to beat you, I can just moved on.

But that's the key sentences "if I fail to beat you." I'll be very happy if I win this championship. Everyone will. It's always good to be on the top. You're living in this moment Tarah, but I surely want to have mine by beating you at Vegas on June 28th. Don't regret your decision if I really do beat you, because YOU made THIS match.

Together, we can make a classic match. I'm sure of it. May the best wrestler win, and I'm planning to be the better one.

Donny Dragon, James Anderson, I suggest you both to watch this match because you'll witness The White Knight return match in a one on one match. I'm sure I can give you both a lesson as THE Champ.
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 14th 2019, 11:58 pm by "The Golden Voice"
I’m glad that OWA is listening to me now.


There was no reason to have me off a card to begin with, and I mean that with some degree of respect for the men I destroyed last week. They just happened to be the utensils I wrote my message to OWA with.


And that message is this:


Keelan is the new Boss of the Zaibatsu. He has his ambitions.


The Wild Boys are the feet of the Zaibatsu. They have their destiny in front of them.


Stephanie is the heart of the Zaibatsu. She will do what she feels she has to.


I AM THE HAND OF GOD.


I am the Fist of the Zaibatsu. Hardened by years of experience, sharpened knuckles from battle after battle. The others are free to call on me when they need me, but while they are chasing their own abitions and stirring up their own trouble, what is there for me to do? Whatever I want to. The World Championships, I will leave them to the others. I can’t have my revenge on Maggall because of these stupid brand restrictions. The other title, the one that Jeff X is holding? I see no value in it. The soon-to-be Openweight Championship is a joke. So, what do I want to do?


How will I occupy my time?


By beating people who dare to cross my path within an inch of their lives. The sneak attack that I pulled on Aria was just a warning shot. The destruction of those three young boys and annoying referee last week? The first salvo. I look around the OWA and see nothing but mediocrity and false excellence laying claim to everything. Arrogant children are our tag champions. You should all know how I feel about Little Miss Pinky.


I don’t know much about Theo King. I don’t need to know anything about him. He only needs to know that hell awaits him when he steps in the ring with me. It seems like that there are still people who need reminding that I am the Most Complete Wrestler in the World. That I have the Strongest Arm. And that my Rose is far from wilted and withered.


I don’t care about opportunities. I care about fighting the best that OWA has to offer. I care about being entertained and tested. And if I don’t get what I want....I hope that last week’s carnage is a proper reminder of what I’m capable of. I walked into Final Destination with one of this company’s championships around my waist, elevating it to a level it had not seen since its inception. And this year, as we walk down this long, brutal road to Final Destination, I’m going to TRANSCEND holding a World Championship. That “loss” that you fools saw me suffer to Aria Jaxon, that is the only time I am losing this entire season. There will not be another blemish, there will be no more mistakes. There are no more games to be played.


If you were expecting funny jokes, cosplay girls, and catchphrases this week, I’m sorry to disappoint. This week, I am in the business of sending messages. And in just a few short days from now, I’m going to send the strongest message of all when I drive Theo King Jr’s skull into the mat and leave him laying a bloodied, beaten carcass once again. If any of those other losers want to try to redeem themselves, they are more than welcome to run out to the ring and be obliterated too.


I’ve got nothing but time, two taped fists and all the rage in the world.
DampshawIIIఒ
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 14th 2019, 11:18 pm by DampshawIIIఒ
Have I proven it to you all now? Have I not proven to you all that I can coexist within a partnership? Adelmar and I viciously and without malice defeated those silly Bollywood World Order cretins. We walked in with a plan and tactic that we saw through easily and quickly. There was no ego, no lack of chemistry. There were no growing pains for this nascent alliance between him and I. He knew where he needed to be and I the same. My calculated cunning combined with his brute strength made for an unstoppable force. 


There's now tell of some Tag Team tournament called “The Apollo and Artemis Classic” and Adelmar and I were the first to be announced for it. The Gemini Moon shines down on us brightly as The Twins of Gods dance around us in The New Dawn. I see nothing that can stop us from winning this whole thing. I already told everyone, I may have a Spartan Championship opportunity in my back pocket, but I will claim any throne I see fit, including The Openweight Tag Team Championships. You see, in my humble opinion, the Tag Championships haven't seen a dominant, deserving team hold those titles in far too long of a time. Right now, a bunch of whoreish women parade the titles around like fake jewelry hanging off of their ripped underwear. And before that, a tandem of midgets who are better off suckling on Keelan Callihan's teat carried them around. What a sad, sad state. Where is the competition? Our first opponents? When I was told we were facing Shin-SEKAI, I thought we were wrestling Moongoose McQueen and Bane and I thought, “Finally some competition. Moongoose for me and Bane for Adelmar.” But then I was informed...it's two people I've never heard of in my life. Cameron and Consuelo. I'm guessing they're some immigrants Moongoose smuggled in from Mexico in his never ending quest to seem foreign even though the most international thing about him is the Southern BBQ he shoves down his face in his native Texas. If this be another exhibition match where Adelmar and I prepare for the real contests, then so be it.


Speaking of Adelmar, he would speak to you all but he is doing some extremely rigorous training. While he is an absolute monster of a man, he is still young, inexperienced and make mistakes. The New Dawn has no room for such miscalculations. With the training I have him doing, he will quickly become an unbeatable, unstoppable force. Right now he cares too much. He has too much sympathy for his opponents. There are times when he needs to make the killing blow, but his humanity gets in the way of his killer instinct. That will change. I have even considered going back home to England to see how Adelmar does in the wrestling promotion REBELLION Pro where he is the current Manchester Champion. Being champion there has given him the confidence to be more vicious, more brutal. Having people come for your championship forces you to be like that. He needs to learn to do that here in OWA if he wants to be Tag Team Champions with me. But I have faith in him. I have faith in the Baptism he's currently going through. The New Dawn is growing. Can't you feel it, brothers and sisters? I can't do this alone, which is why someone like Adelmar is so crucial to the change.  


I truly believe if everyone opens themselves up like Adelmar, this is would be such a smoother, easier process. I'd hate to have to convert anyone by force but...if pushed to it, I will and I have. Cameron and Consuelo, look at your leader. And I mean really look at him. Is that the kind of person you want to fall under? That buffoon? That absolute mockery of a man? Look at The New Dawn. Look at the amazing, beautiful things we have here. It truly is a paradise. You weep from joy every day, happy to be really, unequivocally alive. You can exist in your purest forms for the first times in your lives. But you have to fight for it. You can't just bow to us and expect us to open our gates. Not anymore. I tried that way and it didn't work. Only the fittest of the fittest shall survive. Only the strongest of body, mind and soul make it to the garden.


Well...I must go. I can hear Adelmar stirring. I think...I think he's truly ready..
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 14th 2019, 11:04 pm by Guest



OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20) - Page 9 Usons-1471103712-800

(The shot begins with an overview of a neighborhood in Texas as random Japanese kanji on the screen starts to fill appears to a soothing xylophone tune. We change to a shot to the interior of a home, where the door suddenly opens, and Revy stumbles in with a bottle in hand. Revy starts to sing.)

O Party Party Party
I wanna have a Party
I need to have a Party
You better have a Party

O Party Party Party
You gotta Party harty
I'm gonna have a Party
Or else you won't be sorry


O Party Party Party
The Party's gettin' started
I know a guy named Marty
Marty likes to Party


O Party Party Party
Party's make me farty
I gotta take antacid
So I can keep on Partying



Revy: Howdy neighbor. It's me, Revy, and these are the boys, Cameron and Consuelo. Welcome to The Greatest Super Numbah One Fun-nah House! For today's lesson, we are going to talk about family. I gotta say, I can't tell you all how proud I am to see these two rowdy rascals grow up so fast, but no matter how much they grow, they will always be boys. So long are the days where they are human furniture, I mean, look at this pad, we fully furnish biatches. You see this, (taps the table).. real mahaogny. This liquor cabinet, from IKEA. This lazy Boy chair... CONSUELO, THE FUCK YOU DOING THERE!! I already told you, we done with that shit. You ain't a frickin chair no more. I didn't go through a whole year training you guys for combat so you can fulfill some weird ass fetish.


Anyway, as I was saying, It was not so long ago that Moongoose left these boys in my care. At first. It was rough. I had no clue how I could balance my life as a professional wrestler and professional alcholic. But then a thought occured to me, why don't I weaponize them. Why don't turn them into my guns, so I trained them, beat them... with love, but also pistol whipping them, broke them down, and build them back up. I don't know how many children can say they grew up in hell, but clearly, they haven't spent 365 straight days with good ole Aunt Revy. There is absolutely nothing that Cameron and Consuelo can't survive. Reggie, Adelmar, make no mistake, I raised these boys after the best father that I ever known...... Son Goku.


You must be thinking, “but Revy, these boys have no wrestling talent, they didn't even go to OWT to get practice. You're sending these boys against men that have been wrestling for most of their lives. Are you drunk, crazy, or just that irresponsible?” And I'm just gonna be blunt and say it. “bitch, I'm all of the above.” I took these boys into the hyper-jon-moxley's-hairline time chamber, and in that one year they spent with me, they gained a decade of experience of war. Nah, folks. My boy here, they ain't going out there to wrestle. They going out there to fight, because at the end of the day, children, everyone can fight. Kids, especially the 3 year olds, watching at home, just take that hand of yours, close it and make a fist, and hit yo mama, and call her a bitch. And if they ask you who taught you that, you lie your ass off and said Persephone Bane taught you. Can you say that name? Say it with me, Per.... Si...phone.... Bane.... Bueno!! you did it! Cameron, we celebrating, bring the cerveza over here!!

(Cameron hands Revy a bottle as she proceeds to chug it down, she holds one finger up to tell the viewers to give her a moment. This goes on for a few more seconds before the bottle goes empty. She lets out a satisfying gulp before handing Cameron the bottle.)

See, we are learning so much here, Cameron. How excited are you to have your first match here in OWA?

Cameron: I gotta tell you. I'm can't contain myself. I just got all this pent up aggression that I need to release. I know these past few months, Consuelo and I, we haven't been meeting the expectation of the boss, but, it's like you said. We shouldn't beat ourselves up.... no, we should be beating up others to compensate for something else, and ain't nobody gonna shed a tear for Reginald and Ademar when we over compensate this week. You feelin' me?

Revy: Yeah, I feel ya. Almost makes me wish I was sober for this moment. What about you, Consuelo?

Consuelo: Yo, I ain't gonna lie. I don't really want to do this. I'm a lover, not a fighter. These hands, they ain't meant for bruising, they meant for loooooooove. I'm sorry, but I have no interest in fighting.

(Cameron and Revy look at Consuelo as they shake their heads as Cameron slips Revy the bottle and Revy immediately slams the bottle over Consuelo's head. Consuelo is unphased.)

Consuelo: Ow.

Revy: I blame this on your Uncle Bane. Him and that Shimmer phase. Consuelo, lets have a talk. Heart to Heart. Let's sort this all out.

(A TV show tune plays as the screen blurs and transactions to a scene where Consuelo is sitting on Revy's lap on the lazy boy chair.)

Revy: Consuelo, I love you like a son, but you say some seriously stupid shit that makes me want to drink more. What is this about you not wanting to fight this week?

Consuelo: It's just that' all your things. You, Moongoose, Cameron, you all love to fight, and I don't know. Maybe we have enough of you guys that enjoy to stir up shit and bring military weapons to matches, or going to prison to break out Mexican drug lords. But me, I just want to chill with the ladies, maybe go back to community college, earn that art degree. I mean, what wrong with that? It just means more for you guys to enjoy doing what you are doing? I'm just not like you guys.

Revy: Uh oh. Someone here feels left out. Let Auntie help you figure this shit out. I got this. Consuelo, it's ok to love. But it's even more ok to love to fight, and I get it. I do, yoou feel left out because yeah, maybe you don't got that bitch of an itch to lay your hands down and start beating them almost as passionately as you beat yourself in your hour long showers. Because you know, you enjoy it. But you know what, so what? Maybe we aren't blood. Maybe Moongoose did pick you out of the many that auditioned to be “Boy #2,” but the point is, he picked you. Because he saw something in you. And you know what, champ? I see that in you too. You are right, It's crazy to throw my boys into a fight with perfect cell. Maybe you aren't ready, but the point is, you got potential. You gotta get angry. You gotta let your emotions run while, then only then, you can go beyond a boi. You can become a Super Boi-yan! Yeah, don't forget. You are your father's 3rd pick to be “Boy #2.” You're special, and maybe you don't feel like that now, but I'm willing to bet, on my alcoholism, that if you go out there with your brother, and beat the living tarnation out of Reggie and Ademar, you will love to fight! So what do you say?!

Consuelo: What do you mean I was 3rd pick?! Was Cameron third pick?

Cameron from the background: I was first pick.

Consuelo: BUT... WE'RE TWINS?!!

Revy: There was scheduling conflict with the first two. Besides, third times the charm. But we believe in you, and we want you here with us. Make us proud and show them what you are really made of. And if you do well, I'll hook you up with a girl I know.

Consuelo: Really? Is she cute?

Revy: Oh yeah, Persephone Bane's mama hella fine!

Consuelo: Oh Revy! You!

Revy shrugging: Fine, we'll hit the club after we celebrate your win. After all, we will be in New York, where all the women are...... 

(Revy struggles, before she snaps her fingers and Cameron brings her a six pack. Consuelo, still on Revy's lap waits as Revy starts drink eat can of beer. Once she finishes the sixth one, she toss the can a side)

Revy (slurring): After all, we will be in New York, where all the women are......fine?.... classy?... sophisticated... and.... (Revy pushes Consuelo off and starts to throw up to the side off screen as a technical difficulty screen shows up and beeps)

(Camera show Revy passed out in the corner as Cameron and Consuelo are facing the camera.)

Cameron: Will you look at the time. Aunt Revy has passed out, and I guess this mean this show is about to come to an end. It's been all fun and games here, but Consuelo and I, The Boys! We are here for business. It's bout damn time we pull our weight around here for Shin-SEKAI. We gonna tear down the house in Madison Square Garden. We gonna beat the British and tear down that German Wall. Make no mistake world, we are not the so-called pets of Moongoose McQueen. We are the enforcers. We are soldiers of forturne. We are the future of the OWA Tag Team division.

Consuelo: Bro, I'm sorry I doubted myself earlier. But if you are in it to win it, then so am I.

Cameron: Shit, bruh. We brothers, I can't imagine wrestling with anyone else besides you. Fuck those first two, we got the best one here. And you know, we gonna blow up after this, and you know what it's gonna mean when we tag team champs?

Consuelo: What?

Cameron: Son, the bitches!

Consuelo: The bitches?

Cameron: THE bitches!! Them Honeys gonna be all over ya.

Consuelo: Even … Diantha?

(Cameron slaps Consuelo)

Cameron: Bitch, what I tell you about sticking your dick in crazy! Come on, lets go hit the center and get some practices in. We reppin' this week. We can't afford to lose, or else....

Consuelo: Or else what?

(Cameron points to the corner where Bane has been standing there the whole time.)

Consuelo: Great Moongoose!! How long was he standing there? Was he there the whole time?

(Bane growls as Consuelo quickly jumps out the window. Bane follows him out the door. Cameron looks at the camera)

Cameron: God I love this family.... Well, that's all the time we have left for Revy and the Boys' Super Greatest Numbah One Funnah House! Until next time, but always remember kids. Adios. Assennayo! And Kutabare!!

(The screen shifts to an overview of the neighborhood from the opening as the jingle plays. The title screen shows japanese kanji for “Revy and the Boys' Super Greatest Numbah One FUN-NAH House!)
The Council
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 14th 2019, 10:43 pm by The Council
(In a valley a campsite sits. The area around it like a bowl waiting to be filled expands as far as the eye can see. Finally it has been found, the site that will be home to the militia as long as it serves it’s uses. The first team that got there is steadily setting up everything for the arrival of another caravan. Miltiades and Aren are not there but Fenix and Fenrir are. They give orders as people scramble to make everything good and ready for their arrival. As they do they recall back to their tent to look at the map layout.)

Fenix: Everything seems to be in order. We are ahead of schedule and are sure to have everything done by the time Aren and Miltiades get here.

Fenrir: And the training is going splendidly. I’m glad we decided to start weeding out the weak. Their presence was one that drug everything down. And now, now we just watch the result come in.

(Fenix starts to cross off the inventory list while, Fenrir looks at the schematics of the upcoming training days for the recruits. Outside they hear a scuffle. They run out and see two recruits hashing it out. A group of others surround them and seem to be trying to pull one off the other. When they do, Fenix comes up.)

Fenix: What is the meaning of this? Get back to your stations and get back to work, we need to get everything in order before the first caravan gets here!

(The crowd disperses but Fenrir grabs to two recruits who were fighting. He brings them to Fenix, and they explain what happened. Apparently one of them was being disrespectful to the other and they had something to prove. Fenrir and Fenix care little and tell them to sort it out on their own.)

Fenrir: Disrespect? That’s nothing we’ve had to see before. They better solve it before everyone else gets here. Miltiades would not be as lax as we are.

(Fenix rubs his temple.)

Fenix: Maybe we need to start being hard on them like Miltiades, I mean before hand we didn’t because Miltiades saw that as alienating, but this new regime, this new act that we’re doing, it might be time to start rethinking how we treat our recruits. They’re not weak anymore, and they’re going to keep getting out of hand if we do get soft. I mean look at Miltiades, he’s hardened his spirit ever since returning, and he’s been better for it. Especially if we want to look at his match with Dominick.

Fenrir: Maybe you’re right. Miltiades is leading a horde now, people who are obviously modeling their tactics after him, so we’re going to have to be sharper. There’s been talks you know. After his match with Dominick there was talks among the recruits about what’s different with him. How he’s going to be in training, what he’s going to expect. It’s a far cry from what he was back then. Because now he’s got people thinking on what’s changed, and how it’s going to affect everything.

(Fenix and Fenrir head back to the tent. They look over everything to get ready for the caravan arrival, before continuing their conversation.)

Fenix: We’ll have to see what happens this week. Because now he’s fighting a foe he’s faced before, and someone he’s beaten before. So maybe we’ll see a switch, maybe we’ll see him go back to his previous mantle or maybe we’ll keep seeing the same person we saw last week.

Fenrir: You know better than anyone Fenix, that’s not going to happen. Miltiades gets into something, he doesn’t change until he feels the need to. That includes his approach, his overall knowledge. Sabertooth, is going to be looking forward to facing the man who beat him, but honestly, he’s going to be getting a different beast entirely. So we’ll watch, and we’ll see, but until then we just need to get ready.

(The Camera fades as it looks on the horizon as the caravan finally arrives.)
Jeff X
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 14th 2019, 6:52 pm by Jeff X
Monsters Aren’t Real
6/2/19
Philadelphia, PA


A few mere moments have passed at the OWT Performance Center since the events we saw play out on the last episode of Kingdom.  Jeff X had been helping Vernon Tressler put on a seminar for some FX network executives when they were interrupted by Chris Sabertooth demanding a Spartans Championship match at Boiling Point.  Most of the trainees are whispering to each other about the altercation they just witnessed firsthand.  Jeff simply leans over the ropes staring out at the door that just slammed shut as Chris Sabertooth exited the building.  He smirks slightly before rolling out of the ring and looking at the trainee he had just been testing in the ring.


“You.  What was your name again?”


“Corey...Corey Matthis sir.”


“I can appreciate the guts that it just took to get in the ring with me for a bit.  Come on.  Go get changed cause we’re going out for some drinks.


Just then Vernon Tressler tries to interject.


“Uh - I don’t think so Jeff.  He’s in the middle of training…”


Jeff glares at Vernon coldly and he quiets up.  Just then one of the OWT coaches, Micahel Bishop, speaks up and eases the tension.


“It’s alright Vernon.  Let’s face it.  Corey could probably learn more about how this business works having a few drinks with Jeff here than we could teach him in ten training sessions.”


Vernon reluctantly nods in agreement and the trainee excitedly makes his way towards the showers.


[Flash to roughly an hour later]


Jeff and Corey, now in their street clothing, walk into a small, smokey dive bar and head straight towards the bar.  Jeff had clearly been there before because the bartender - a young attractive brunette woman - immediately pours him a mug of Bud Light and sets it on the bartop for him before he even makes it all the way there. Jeff smiles and nods appreciatively.


“Thanks Sarah.  One for my friend Corey here too.”


The woman quickly pours another and sets it in front of Corey as the two take their seats.


“Drink.”


“I’m really not much of a drinker.  I’m in training after -”


“DRINK!  ALL OF IT!  NOW!”


Corey quickly turns the mug up and finishes it in a speed that apparently disappoints Jeff as he shakes his head.

“Two more Sarah.”


Jeff then chugs his much more quickly than Corey had just done.  Corey looks both impressed but his expression changes to one of fear as Sarah sets two more mugs down in front of them.


“Relax.  You don’t have to chug that one.  You do have to drink it though.”


The two take sips from their mugs and Jeff lights up a Marlboro Red.  He offers one to Corey who politely declines and Jeff shrugs and sets the pack on the bar.


“So Corey...you’re sitting here with a real-life, full-time OWA talent.  Anything you wanna say?  Anything you wanna ask?  Now’s the time.”


Corey ponders his next words carefully as he takes another sip from his mug.


“Well...first off...I just wanna say that I’m a huge fan.  You’re one of my favorite workers.  That triple threat at Final Destination where you won the belt?  Incredible.  A lot of us at the PC really admire your work in the ring.”


“That so?  Thanks kid.”


“So...I gotta ask...what’s it like?  Not just being in the OWA, but being Spartans Champion?  It’s been a dream of mine to one day win that title ever since I started training.  I bet it’s amazing.”


Jeff laughs a little bit and takes a long drag from his smoke as he ponders his words carefully.

“You wanna win the Spartans belt one day huh?  Well let me tell you something kid.  That’s no easy task.  If you’re a fan then that means you’ve watched the things that  I had to go through just to get my hands on this title.  I had to toil away on Kingdom for nearly a year before being pitted against five of the top talents in this business at Divine Retribution.  I managed to prevail there to emerge as the first and only man in history to claim the Keys to Kingdom.  You’d think that’d be good enough to earn me a shot at the title, but no that’s not how the Keys worked.  I then had to step in the ring with a man some consider to be a legend in Nathan Fiora.  Once I got done busting his ass I had to take on Nate Cage and Layne Kurobane at the same time on the biggest stage there is in this industry.  Despite nearly running my body ragged just to get to there, I did exactly what I said I was going to do and I walked out of Final Destination as the new OWA Spartans Champion. That match was the toughest of my entire career.  My entire body hurt for days and I had to get staples put into my head to stop the bleeding.  But it didn’t matter.  It was all worth it.  I was champion.  I’d finally achieved exactly what I’d set out to do so many months before.”


Jeff pauses to take a drink and hit his smoke.


“That’s amazing!  Shows hard work really does pay off!”


“Ah...yes.  That it does Corey.  That it does.  But the trials and tribulations don’t stop there.  Now that I’m champion there’s a target on my back.  I’ve got RD3 breathing down my neck, knowing that he’s got a title opportunity in the bag after winning the battle royale.  Plus, you never know when Nate Cage is going to come knocking again.  You know that fuck can’t go too long without getting his ass beat by me or he’ll start having withdrawls.  I even got people that I somewhat get along with barging into places that I happen to be at demanding title opportunities...as you just saw today.”


“Yeah...not to mention you’ve got that Dominick Oparta guy on the next Kingdom.  That guy’s a fucking monster.”

Jeff raises his brow at Corey for a moment before chuckling.  They both take sips from their drinks and Jeff puts his cigarette out in a nearby ashtray.

“Ah yes...the “monster” everyone’s been talking about.  Dominick Oparta.  Supposedly indestructible.  A freak of nature that loves nothing more than to inflict pain on his opponents.  Let me let you in on a little secret Corey...monsters are not fucking real.  They’re nothing but stories told to frighten little children.  Do I look like a child to you?  I’ve been doing this for a long time.  I’ve seen countless men who were built up as ‘monsters’ come and go in this business.  But once you step between those ropes and are inside the ring together, you realize that they’re nothing more than men.  Dominick eats, sleeps, and breathes just like I do.  He feels pain just like I do.  He bleeds.  Just like I do.  The difference between the two of us is that come Kingdom...he’ll be the ONLY one bleeding.”


“Did you see his last two matches though?  They were barbaric.”


Corey quickly drinks from his mug when he gets side-eyed by Jeff.


“Of course I watched his matches Corey.  I do this for a god damn living after all.  I’ve seen every bit of film available on this guy.  Sure he’s big and he’s strong.  Hell, he’s even quicker than you’d expect for a man that size.  I watched him destroy Adelmar Sauer...but at this point...who hasn’t?  And Sauer was another man built up as a monster, but yet the entire roster seems to run through his big ass with relative ease.  It’s almost a right of passage at this point.  And then finally we got to see him against some real competition in the form of Miltiades.  Didn’t fare so well there did he?  Sure he didn’t lose.  But he didn’t fucking win either.  In my book that’s/ just as bad.  In this business you either win or you fail and against Miltiades, Dominick fucking failed.  If he can’t beat some wannabe soldier, how do you think he’s going to fare against the Spartans Champion, Corey?”

“Well when you put it that way, I wouldn’t expect him to fare very well at all.”

“You’re god damn right he won’t.  A monster...what a fucking joke.  He’s a myth is all he is Corey.  He’s nothing more than a bad science experiment.  And I’m sure that at some point this week, we’ll hear Oparta’s mouthpiece...Michael Camile or whatever the fuck his name is...I’m sure we’ll hear him come out and tell me that I should beg management for the week off - just like he did to Adelmar and Miltiades.  The difference is...regardless of what he says...he won’t be asking me to make this request for my sake...he’s asking me to do it because he knows what’s going to happen if and when we do collide at Kingdom.  He knows that when we face off, I am going to leave him lying flat on his back staring up at the lights.  And he knows that once that happens...the facade is over.  This cloud of invincibility that’s been hovering over Dominick will be lifted and there won’t be anything left for anyone to fear anymore.  Fans like you won’t be calling him a monster anymore.  They’ll simply be referring to him as the last guy that got his ass kicked by Jeff.”


The two men both finish what’s left in their mugs and Jeff motions for two more.


“Speaking of Michael Camile, what’s that guys deal anyway?”


“I have no idea Corey.  He comes out week after week to sit ringside like he’s some kind of manager but he’s barely older than you and I guarantee you he doesn’t know a God damn thing about this business.  He’s merely around because good ol’ Dominick apparently can’t speak for himself because he never got a single dose of intelligence injected into him at that fucking asylum they hang out at.  I’m sure  this guy is going to come out and talk the same shit about me that he did to Adelmar and Miltiades.  And if he does decide to do that...then I hope for his sake he decides to stay at home for Kingdom next week.  Because once I get done destroying his methlab born freakshow of a project, I’m going to drag his scrawny ass into that ring and teach him that my name should never, ever come out of his fucking mouth again.”


The two take a drink from their freshly poured beers and Jeff decides to light up another smoke.


“But you never know...maybe it won’t come to that.  Maybe he’ll know better than to run his damn mouth about the reigning Spartans Champion.  Maybe he already realizes the inevitable.  Maybe he knows that his meal ticket is about to get shredded to bits before he even gets a chance to eat.  Because after the next Kingdom, Michael is going to have to head back to the fucking looney bin and find him a new freakshow project to exploit because I promise you Corey, I am going to break his favorite toy beyond repair.”



“Hey man, I believe you.  I can’t wait to see it.”


“Good now finish that drink.  It’s time to roll.”


Corey sighs and the two chug what remains of their drinks.  Jeff finishes much earlier than Corey and impatiently hits his cigarette as he waits for him to finish.  He throws some money down on the bar to cover their tab and finally Corey finishes and slams his mug down before spinning around and stumbling - very obviously feeling the alcohol.  Jeff sighs and shakes his head.


“God damnit.  There’s no fucking hope for the next generation.”


[Fade to Black]
The Cleanser
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 13th 2019, 11:40 pm by The Cleanser
Odyssey Promo #1: “Show Dog in A Lion's Den”

(Word Count: 1,136)

*Eris stands in the shadows of a darkened room, a smile etched across her face.*

Eris: And so, the first round of the Athena's cup is in the books. And April Song has been defeated. How interesting it is after all of those words, after the heated exchange that we had, only one of us, can possibly come out as the victor of this contest. That is just the nature of wrestling. There will be one person with their hand raised high, and one with their head hung in defeat. I was the more skilled wrestler. And I will assure that my victory was achieved all on my lonesome. I needed and acquired absolutely no help. Now, I had a little… friend pay me a visit, sure. But in no way did she help me achieve my victory. Isn't that right… Nyx?

Nyx: Of course. I merely came down to the ring to show my support for you. Nothing more, nothing less. I had absolutely no interest in laying my hands on your opponent or giving you any sort of advantage over her. I was just an observer.

Eris: I saw a post-match address from her. She seemed to blame her loss on your presence. It caught my eye for sure. How could someone’s mere presence affect the outcome of a physical contest? No matter, the second round of the Athena's cup is on this week's Odyssey, and my opponent is none other than the much lauded Jonetta Stone. The muscle of the conglomerate known as “The Dollhouse”  I've spoken before about how these women are nothing short of absolute disgraces to professional wrestling, but they seem to have become rather successful now. A championship sits around their waists, and not around mine. I could just chalk this up to luck and leave it alone, but there's no argument that these women did something to earn their gold. Regardless, I am going to be the first real competition for Ms. Jonetta. Born with a silver spoon between her lips. You were given opportunities without having to earn them. Right in your address to me you gave a perfect example of my point. Yes, you are a member of The Dollhouse. Yes, The Dollhouse are the tag team champions, but you did not earn a tag team title. You did not pin or submit anybody to win any title. Now you sit here and try to lord a title over me, as if you actually did anything to earn it. That doesn't intimidate me at all, in fact, it doesn't do anything except make me laugh. Yes… I am the Cleanser. I am here to cleanse Barbie Doll bitches like you off the minds of the public. You fit exactly the archetype of person that I came here to fight. Selfish, egotistical, and vapid. There is no value to your name, other than the blanket of your influence and the size of your measly wallet. I, of course, am a morally upright woman with an infallible mission. What will you be taking to the grave with you, your dollar bills? Your tag team titles? The people that work under your jurisdiction that are routinely mistreated and, in all likelihood, poorly compensated? Aren't you supposed to stand for women’s empowerment? It is people like you that set women's rights behind a couple of decades. The concept of chaos appears to be completely lost on you. Which I should’ve seen coming, considering the fact that your attitude and attire remind me of a clueless housewife that’s stuck in the 1950’s. You have never been placed in a chaotic situation. Your family has always kept a dollar in your hand every single time that you've needed one, your opportunities have come in droves. How the hell do you expect to thrive in something that you've never experienced? You will be nothing more than a pampered show dog thrown into a lion’s den. You'll look just as weak and pitiful as I eat you alive in that ring. Do you honestly think that you'll be able to create order while I stomp you into the dirt? You think that you can make a situation non-chaotic when I'm breaking you apart piece by piece? Non-chaotic is the word by the way. I thought you'd know something like that, considering your high class roots and rich education. I'd expect you to know the rudimentary basics of English grammar, but really, it's quite alright. I hope that you're much better in the ring than you are at intimidating me. Because if you aren't, then you can call me a denizen of the Athena's Cup Finals right now.

Nyx: Well said. The fact of the matter is this, Eris and I will become an unconquerable force on Odyssey. One that can’t possibly be stopped by anybody on this entire show’s roster, and we… will only grow stronger.

Eris: Jonetta, in the darkness, your faults cannot be concealed. In the darkness, your words will fall to the ground, muted. In the darkness, there is nowhere for you to run or hide from my wrath. You will be cleansed. You will be brought from the praise you have been given, and thrown to the ground under my feet where you truly belong. With each sin, with each step that you have taken into depravity, I have watched it all and I am fully prepared to pass my final judgement upon you. To bathe you in pain. To cleanse you of the insolence that will hold you for the rest of your life if nothing is done to change it. This is why I am here, this is why I have taken on my mission. You and the rest of Odyssey’s roster are my subjects. I shall be your judge, your jury, and your executioner. I can assure everyone of this, not you or the scrawny little rats that you call “friends” will stop me from dealing out your sentence.

Nyx: I feel that I have to correct you, Eris. We shall be the judges, the jury, and the executioners. We shall be the ones who slowly grind anyone in our path into dust, under the heels of our boots. We will stamp out and eliminate anyone who dares to interfere with our mission. The Darkness shall consume all, and leave nothing but dust and broken bodies in its wake. There will be no mercy, no escape, and no remorse.

Eris: Yes, the time will soon be upon us. The time we will bathe our enemies in darkness. The cleansing shall commence…

*Eris and Nyx both give sinister laughs as the camera fades out slowly. Focusing on the both of them before fading to static.*
Rochelle
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 13th 2019, 11:24 pm by Rochelle
Disgrace?

Disgrace!? For real!?

This bitch has lost her mind. Either that or she must be really jealous of someone who "isn't up to par" with her. I mean, doesn't you HAVE a title shot!? What happened with that? Oh yeah, you lost it! Lost! You know, didn't win. Wow, Diantha. You never fail to surprise me, in the good and bad. I can't believe I actually looked up to you. I can't believe when OWA offered me that contract, I was looking forward to seeing. And I can't believe at one time, I wanted to BE like you. Tsk, you have some nerve, when you show just as much skin is I do in the ring. In fact, there's times when you leave less to the imagination than I do. But since you have a problem with my bust being a little better than yours, or that my glutes are bigger than yours, that I don't have a passion for this great sport!?


Hahahaha! Well, unfortunately for you, you're sadly mistaken. And I will prove that Saturday when you're standing face to face with the hottest fire to set ablaze around you. You'll see this body in its entirely when it punch, kicks, and slams you all over that ring. You want to make an example out of me? Well, I'd love to see you try. Because as far as I'm concerned, you're just some ignorant overweight smark who for once, would dare get into the ring with someone like me. I won't see a Diantha in that ring; I'm just going to see a dimwit "fan" who has no goals in life but to flame someone because they don't have the balls to speak to someone who looks like me on their BEST day. So, for you, I'm going to enjoy kicking your ass. You doubted me in a way I can't stand to, and The Odyssey universe will cheer me on as I prove you wrong.



Just ask Natasha what happens when you underestimate this bitch. I beat her practically flawlessly and she had a take time off from feeling my wrath. Though, instead of continuing to badmouth people, she came back tougher, smarter, and stronger. So Dee-dee, I'm not going to drag this out any much longer. Rochelle is a busy woman and I have a photoshoot in 2 hours. The bottom line is...BE READY!"
Jonetta Stone
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 13th 2019, 10:41 pm by Jonetta Stone
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🏵️The video turns onto ironing of dress shirts and clothes being hung on their racks. The men are in suits, some women are too, and most women are in formal dresses and maid outfits. Everyone’s looking sharp. Jonetta’s in a large sable fur coat surveying the area, stopping to pester a security guard of the Dreamhouse. He knew he was in trouble as soon as Jonetta had stopped in front of him and looked him head to toe, as his head now stayed looking down readying himself for a bad day. Jonetta brushes his suit collar as she speaks.🏵

Jonetta: Do you know why I love starch and polish? Why I demand cleanliness from those around me? It’s not that entirely different from why hunting comes natural to me. It is because I am a woman of order. I believe in food chains, hierarchies, and all things being placed where they should be. Humanity is above all beasts, so I express that by invoking my right to the thrill of the hunt over lesser beings. People are visual creatures, so people of class and fortune mark their territory on top of the social pyramid by use of the visuals that are the clothes we wear. It takes money, diligence, and IQ to put a good well kept look together, but that comes natural for the Dollhouse. We are women that hate wrinkles and blemishes. Wrinkles on both the skin of the old and the clothes people have on, as they represent that wear and tear have caught up on you, regardless of it being due to time or your own lack of self care. We hate blemishes because they symbolize the same thing as wrinkles without time even needing to be a factor, your skin and your attire can be ruined before you know it if you have bad genes or allow someone to scuff your new shoes. They all represent true ugliness. In my short time in OWA, I’ve already seen people allow themselves to be blemished, in fact I’ve done the scuffing as I’ve ruined my fellow newbies careers before they got started. Why did that have to happen to them? Because a hierarchy has to be set, therefore some must be forced to look and be shoddier than others. So tell me, with who the Dollhouse are, why is it that you take the risk of having it be known that our servants are slobs? Surely you know this place is filled with cameras, and it was always possible I’d come around here to create my video for audiences waiting for some good, wholesome, entertainment. Yet your shoes don’t shine. Don’t tell me you’re one of those guys who think knowing how to iron their clothes and shine their shoes is unmanly? Do you need mommy to do it for you, big boy?

Security guard: No mam, I know how! I used to be a cadet!

Jonetta: So was I. So now I know you know all about the starch and polish, so how about you get to some of that polishing?

Security guard: But mam, I need to be at attention to protect you at all times!


🏵️Jonetta coldly stares at him, after that he tenses up as if he might get smacked or fears getting yelled at. Jonetta lets him sweat a bit before breaking the tenseness with a haughty laugh.🏵

Jonetta: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

🏵️The man is a bit confused, but sighs a breath of relief thinking he’s safe. However Jonetta begins pointing to the floor, and he knows that means she’s still not going to let it go. He pulls out shoe polish and a cloth from his pockets as he kneels on one knee to start polishing. Jonetta lifts up her right leg and plants her foot down, heels and all, on his shoulder like a foot rest as she speaks to him.🏵


Jonetta: 90% percent of your job is symbolic. We’re the Dollhouse, tag team champions, each of us can protect ourselves quite well. Any burglar or would be assailant would be just as is much danger as Ground Zero and The Wild Boys are whenever they decide to mess with us, trust me when I say I’d do much more damage to any intruder than you would. Your job is to make sure we never have to be around icky disgusting people and to complete the picture of three beautiful women flanked by big strong men in clean dapper suits…even if we don’t need you, it’s the aesthetic!

Security guard: Yes mam, I understand mam!

Jonetta: Do you know I’m facing a woman named the Cleanser?

Security guard: Yes mam, it’s the job of everyone in this house to know the details of all the Dollhouse’s daily activities for at least a week ahead! It’s how we got you reports on her!

Jonetta: She’s someone who doesn’t do her job. She’s supposed to have been cleansing this roster? Then how come ever since I’ve debuted on Odyssey I’ve been seeing garbage all over the place?! I’ve had to roll up my sleeves and use these pampered hands of silk hiding steel to eradicate every stain and speck of dirt! I had to make sure Liz Idol and Novita stopped showing their faces around here! How many people has Eris gotten rid of? Why isn’t the Cleanser doing her part in getting rid of the filth?

Security guard: Well they say she’s a force of chaos within the Odyssey roster, so it’s hard to get a reading on her..


🏵️The guard had moved as slowly and softly as possible to switch his leg to polish his other shoe, but Jonetta still stomps down on him hard for moving and possibly for what he just said.🏵


Jonetta: Don’t get started on chaos. Everyone talks about chaos, everyone is fascinated by chaos like children seeing their first fire. Being “chaotic” is how average people pretend to be different, they act like they stand out despite how old and trite the chaotic trope is, and find ways to claim being unique doing what millions of people do…..like those boys and girls who think they’re being counterculture when they do the typical Joker and Harley Quinn cosplays. There are those who say they thrive in chaos, they are normally the unruly type, the dishevelled masses that have to wing it in everything they do and pretend that basic essential skill is something to be proud of.

Of course I thrive in chaotic situations, I thrive in chaotic situations because I make those chaotic situations unchaotic. People seem to forget, or gloss over the fact, that chaos is the starting ground for everything, life on earth began in chaos. Within that wild and unorderly environment, the strong and the intelligent begin to dominate those around them to create order, to love chaos is to adore your inability to completely conquer your domain. See don’t get your facts twisted, I’m not a woman who was born in the pampered life, I am the like first generation of royalty that gains such a status of luxury through forceful finesse and then passes on her luxuries for her future descendants. I am the huntress that quells the wild, I am Odyssey’s first sign of gentrification. A gentrification not based on race, but on prowess and class, where this raggedy environment gets tidied up and made presentable.


🏵️Jonetta removes her heel from the security guard’s shoulder. Now that his shoes are shinned Jonetta treats him pleasantly with a supportive pat on the shoulder and nod after looking him up and down again as he rises.🏵

Jonetta: You’ll find that when people stop living and looking like beasts, they get treated more humanely, at least from this humanist activist. Mrs no last name, Eris if I have to get personal with the likes of you, you will find no prey in my presence. Unlike your usual size advantage, this time you aren’t in the ring with a shrinking violet that is smaller than you. You will have the company of someone that stares back at you as an ivory tower, one just a tad bit taller than your castle of butch, and that someone is capable of adding just the tad bit of starching in your life that’ll have you wake up the next morning feeling fresh with a clear mind, with all the chaotic thoughts you’ve had running in your mind finally subdued for good. For Eris, lets keep things orderly, your name says it all, you already have a Greek Goddess to be synonymous with…and her name isn’t Athena.  

🏵️Jonetta seems satisfied with her words and does a little dribble motion with her hands to her security guard, it seems this Canadian pinup girl is going to check if her country wins the NBA gold and is done entertaining the masses of OWA! End scene!🏵
Rob
The Dream: Megan Harper
Post June 13th 2019, 9:23 pm by Rob
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Christie Ciri Sky
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[size=13]Second Match Promo: vs. Megan Harper, semifinals round
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THE ATHENA'S CUP TOURNAMENT



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* Narrator's voice,
Ciri's voice,
* - // Scenery.

Oh, finally, I've got a coward. In the end, you "legend" decided to answer to the "newbie" to her video. What a pleasure. It's really stupid that you think you can beat me just because I'm new one here. This is your one and only argument? Did you think that if you answer a few hours before deadline, I will let it go? No, honey, I answer you right now. You're fucked up in the big trouble. Really, it gives me a huge boost that you are mega motivated, more determined and that your first goal is to return to the top of the female wrestling division, but I will answer for this question .. Na-ah. And yes! Again you are right, this tournament is a great opportunity to show yourself to the world as a future potential OWA champion. But I have to worry you, because a new era is coming with the new season. Nobody is afraid of a storm anymore, and more people are afraid of what the leader of the new era will bring fot them. It will not be a failure. It will not be a defeat by Eris, Dulce Torres, or Natalie Cage, and most of all with you, Harper. Watch yo mouth "sweet little crumpet". Damn. Cringe as fuck. You're one, big, the moddafuckin cringe Megan. How can you know if I'm too good enough for a title match against Natalie, bitch, how? Have you seen only my one fight and judge after the prism of this encounter with Jessica Rose? I beg. Really, I like your determination, but be one time a realist Megan, it's not a telenovela in which you can talk so much stupidity, just to sell it well. And not. Immediately I answer your question - I do not care if you knew who I was. Your one and o-n-1-y argument is that I just made my a two weeks ago debut. I do not know how much you defeated people like me, but you still did not beat me. And the fact that you talk shit I've always known, so I just politely fell silent Megan. It's not ego, it's faith in me. Will one person, dozens, hundreds, thousands or millions believe in me ... I don't give a fuck. And your question is whether I'm ready for you ... * Christie refrains from laughing * Please. I really am asking you, besides the feeling of cringe, I felt unreliable on your part. You really think I'm afraid of you? This match will not work on your strengths. This match will work on my strengths. But even though I'm not on top yet ... What will be your excuse when you lose? Cheating? A botch? Or is it simply that you are weaker than me? Get one thing straight Megan, maybe there is one voice in the Odyssey Division. But bitch, that voice is coming to get shut. One voice that will come to the best is the one that I am talking by. The past only takes us down and overwhelms us. But did you think about the fact that you can make a huge mistake with such a barking? I understand that you have tried Harper on my ambitions. What you said about me ... Think first. You will hear something hanging in the air. It's your ego, not mine and your lack of view of the realities. You do not expect me to stay quiet. You hear it? No? Because all I can hear is your inner cry. Being an egoist and a hypocrite in one must be terrible ... And you know what, without extending my video too much, I'll answer you more in one scene. I do not have to do a neat-looking ferry all the time. This will be an example of having talent. That your suspicions are shit. The only re-moment as an attempt to enter Harper's ambitions will be our clash. Oh yes, I can not wait to meet. Athena will be proud to be the representative of Odyssey. Enjoy life, do not be afraid of risk, but be smart to Megan. Before the death of my grandmother, I heard from her only: that I would play well and dive into life, but that I would act responsibly. Let me give my best and not compromise. The world is open to me and if I can dream about something, I can achieve it. Therefore, I am a happy person, experience her life fully with winning the Athena's Cup tournament. But life is a Harper fight. So you have to fight adversities and protect your heart from painful punches. Have a heart open to all, but trust few. Your fault is that you can not be trusted. Fierce fight in wars, and the virtues of wars are virtuous virtues. Courage and hope of the future. You will not defeat me. Not this time and certainly not for a long time. Just take your Megan storm with you because you can not hear or see it. It looks terribly sad, as you try to rise to the heights after all. I will make you a surprise, and also for the whole OWA Universe, that it is worth putting on new things. It is worth putting on changes. I will teach you to lose with class, not with remorse. You will be the perfect student who will learn the secrets of the new Odyssey's era. You will be one of the few. In this organization you are only an alternative. You will join a group of people like Jessica Rose, who promise a lot, and they do not do enough to achieve anything, and such a way to approach yours to. I can hardly see any chances of winning with you. Your only escape is a dream. At night, you escape to a world that has no right to exist, you get lost there because you have too much thought in yourself. You should not think about us so often, much less wrong, not like today ... Your mind is one big battlefield. It is there that you meet in a thousand-strong army of words, sounds and thoughts. After the battle, only dust and emptiness remain, because you lose yourself with yourself. There are no winners, there are only losers, and you are doomed only to You Harper. But this is only a seemingly better world, a huge cage from which there is no escape, no tomorrow, only today. Until someone helps, she does not give us a hand, he will not let us dream again... And the time for Megan's dreams is over.


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Megan Harper
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 13th 2019, 7:20 pm by Megan Harper
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One down, two to go.

It’s like I told y’all. I’m more motivated. I’m more hungry. I’m more determined. My number one goal is to get back to the top of women’s wrestling and I am going to do absolutely everything within myself to get there. This tournament is the perfect opportunity for me to get there. Every opponent I face is ripe for the picking. Each woman I enter the ring with is just another obstacle in my way. I’ve knocked down every barrier and jumped every hurdle throughout my entire life, and I don’t plan on quitting on that now. And now this week’s challenger is Christie Sky. A new woman to the Odyssey roster and has already made quite an impact. She seems quite talented. She might even be able to give me a run for my money this coming Saturday. But, what’s with the special treatment? I mean, you had your own video package for your debut. What for? Did you bribe Viola DeMarco and the Odyssey producers to get that featured? What makes you so special compared to everybody else? Christie, you’re good, but are you at the level of competing for that women’s world championship?

That question was rhetorical. The answer obviously is no.

I’m somebody worthy of your attention? Oh, sweetie. I didn’t even know who you were until a couple of weeks ago when you first showed up here. Apparently you’ve been around this industry for quite some time, but I don’t think you’ve made as big of a splash as you think you have. I guarantee if you ask the majority of the Odyssey roster, they aren’t gonna know who you are or where you came from. It doesn’t matter how many women’s championships you’ve won in your career. It doesn’t matter that you’re an 11 time women’s champion for some wrestling company nobody has even heard of because a promotion such as Omega Wrestling Alliance is where it counts. Let me ask you something. All the previous companies you’ve wrestled for, how many of them are still alive today? I guarantee the longevity of those promotions are minor and nothing compared to the ultimate success OWA has reached. You’re in the big leagues now, my sweet little crumpet. Are you even aware of how lucky you are to be signed to Odyssey? The question for you is not, “can I win a championship here on Odyssey?”. No. The question for you is, “how long can I survive on this brand?” If you’re not prepared to the absolute fullest every single day, then you’ll be in for a rude awakening sooner or later.

Bet you weren’t expecting to hear shit like this coming from my mouth, huh. That’s because I’m fired up.

I’m not going to let a no-name like you stand in my way, Christie. There is no chance in hell I will allow someone who just walked through the door get a chance to potentially contend for Odyssey’s main championship. Somebody worthy of your time? Don’t insult me like that. It’s me who should be saying that, but honestly I truly don’t think you are worthy of my time. Sure you’re talented, but again, you’re not at that level. You’re nowhere near it. Not yet. It’s a good thing you’ve been watching me these past couple of years. You’ve seen my success prior to coming to OWA. You know just how motivated I can be. You’ve seen just how dominant I can be. Yet, you pretend like I haven’t dominated a women’s division before. You pretend like I’m just some other girl. Don’t mistake me for your own insecurities. I’m not some doll. I’m not some puppet. Nobody’s controlling me but me. I don’t need to imagine myself with the OWA Women’s World Championship or that Athena statue. My imagination is strong but my drive and my will and my strength is going to get me those accolades regardless. Why imagine holding something when I can put in the work and win it instead? This is where we differ, Christie. You’ve got your own set of goals and you’ve opened yourself up to new possibilities. You wanted to come to OWA and you wanted to wrestle on Odyssey because you wanted a new challenge. Sure, you dominated the minor leagues of professional wrestling so the next logical move was to move on up. However, this is where you’re blinded by your own ego. You truly think you’re ready to dominate Odyssey. You really fail to see the amount of talent you have in front of you. Do you think you’re truly ready for Natalie Cage? Do you think you’re truly ready Dulce Torres? Do you think you’re truly ready for Eris? Do you think you’re truly ready for me?!

I doubt it. I love your confidence, I love your hustle. Hell, I’m a little ashamed to admit that I love your conceited and cocky demeanour. That’s why it’s going to be so satisfying to defeat you and put your attitude to a grinding halt and force you to re-evaluate your motives here. I’ve done it to women I’ve stepped into the ring with in the past and you will be no different.

You know, you speak like you’ve been here in OWA since the beginning. You speak like you know everything about everybody. All you’re doing is listing off facts when you say the only women to achieve anything on Odyssey were Azumi, Dulce and Natalie. Yeah, fantastic. That’s because they are incredible talents. Which goes back to when I said earlier that you are not ready for them. Yes, this is OWA. The big leagues. This isn’t like any other company you’ve wrestled in. You’re aware of this, yet you think you can dominate this place after being here for a couple of weeks. Let me ask you something. You continue to say that you are going to come out of our match victorious, but why? What reasons do you have to make you say that? What reasons do you have that make you believe that you will overcome me? You fail to give me any. I’ve given you plenty of reasons on how and why I will defeat you, but you can’t seem to give me any. It’s because you don’t believe in yourself well enough to overcome me and that’s where you will fail. I don’t want to earn your respect, Christie. After our match, I already know I’m not going to be giving you any second thought. That’s because you simply are not worth my time. Maybe in a few months once you’ve been here and experienced everything you’ve had to, maybe then I will take you a little more seriously. You’re not afraid of me? You’re not afraid of The Storm? You should be. You’ve been watching me for two years you’ve said it yourself. You know how dangerous I can be. It’s one thing to watch it from a screen but it’s another to experience it first hand. You, on Odyssey, will experience it first hand. You will feel the impact of The Storm, and in the aftermath you will have the answers to all the questions that every woman I’ve ever defeated have uttered over the years. You will know that I’m not just some doll or puppet as you claim I am. You will know that I am your next OWA Women’s World Champion.  

The Storm is coming…


The Storm is coming…


THE STORM IS COMING.
Matsuda
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 13th 2019, 3:22 pm by Matsuda
Kingdom Promo #1

“Sacrificial Lamb”


Four Months Earlier.


Christiansted, St. Croix


The Buccaneer St. Croix


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(Stephanie Matsuda awakens in bed next to her newly wedded wife, Monica Vaughan. It’s day two of their honeymoon, something they plan on being on for the next month for so. As she sits up in bed, she sees the couple they’ve met at the bar sleeping quietly on the other side of her. It was a middle-aged couple - a doctor and his art dealing wife. Stephanie checked her surroundings, seeing that the other couples they’ve “met” have retreated to their suites. She climbs out of bed and gets dressed before walking out to the patio to greet the sunrise. It was January, but the Virgin Islands were perfect this time of year. After a week, there were going to travel to Europe. A few minutes later, Stephanie heard her phone buzzing from a nearby table. Upon inspection, she saw that she received a text from an unknown number:)

“Hello, Mrs. Matsuda and congratulations. My name is Viola DeMarco, and I would like to speak with you regarding some business matters. I apologize for contacting you like this - Serenity has told me you’re currently on your honeymoon. But, this is a time sensitive matter in regards to an upcoming event. Thank you and have a blessed day.”

(Stephanie sighs, and takes a good look at the sunrise before pressing the call button.)

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First thing first, I need to apologize.


If you think this match is a way for me to make an example out of you to my greatest rival, then you’re right. Sunday night isn’t about you. It’s about working out any kinks I may have before my big showdown. Maybe you’ll get the chance to show off your talents, but know and understand that you won’t get the kind of opportunity you think you’re getting. Maybe you catch me off guard a few times with your high-flying antics Maybe, just maybe you get a two count. But at the end of the day, you’ll fall victim to The War Queen just like the rest. My mission...my purpose matters more than whatever resides in your heart Udy. This...story between me and Ms. Jaxon is bigger than our match on Sunday. It’s deeper than wrestling. Maybe you’re feeling a little cheated. Here you are main eventing Sunday Night Kingdom, but yet your opponent is someone who has no mercy, someone with no love in her heart once that bell rings. There’s no amount of flips in the world that’s going to save you from me, sweets. The Champ herself will be present to watch every fist thrown, every suplex delivered. She will be studying my movements, to see what’s new and what I’ve kept in my moveset. I’m sure you did your homework on me as well, sweets. I’m sure you figure since you’re a man you’re faster and stronger than me. Maybe you can fly higher, flip faster, kick harder? Either way...you’ll end up on your ass. In case you’ve been sleeping under a rock, women run OWA. Every world champion is a member of the opposite sex. And the day I entered that arena I placed them on notice. Three title shots for three world championships. Who knows? You could see a triple world champion before the season ends.


Anything is possible.


My path has been split into several while yours remain linear...right into the clutches of a Blasian Suplex. But, don’t fret. One day, you’ll get a shot at the big time. Just not now, just not today. I’ve come a long way...from the depths of my own damn depression nevertheless, to pull myself out of my own head and get over my bullshit, to be honest about what I want. I’m not absent-minded; I know I hurt a lot of people doing what I did. Back then...I wasn’t right in my head Udy, I wasn’t following my heart. During my reign it just...grew cold. Eventually, it grew dark. Imagine sitting there and listening to people say things about the people you care about...and doing nothing. There’s no excuse in the world that can make up for that. The brand I abandoned? It’s still doing quite well. Their current champion? Good enough to hold that belt. But, it’s wasn’t where I belonged. Is OWA my new home? Who knows. But for the time being, I’ll rest my head on Sunday nights. 


Here’s the thing, Udy. Darkness is a funny concept. It represents evil and fear. Sometimes it’s even a metaphor for the unknown. When it surrounds us we can’t see past it. That’s why those who embrace become short-sighted. They wear their shadows like a blanket for protection, for comfort during those lonely nights. Been there, done that sweets. I’m never shaken by anyone who thinks watching The Dark Knight and Underworld one too many times gives them power. Joseph - whom you may know as Eclipse - tried the same shit and I personally put that fool behind bars, took his kids, and brought his sister into the light. Now I’m no angel - in fact I’m currently aligned with a group of devils. But, I’d rather side with the devil I know than anyone else at the moment. Keelan’s actions may be questionable at best, but as someone who once identified himself as a member of the infamous Golden Mafia. As does Kingdom’s new warden, Scott Oasis. They know the truth behind Final Destination’s main event. They know what’s talked about behind closed doors. These “heroes” people look up to whether it’s in the Home of the Omega, the Land of The Elite, or the Corporation of the Extreme, are not the people you think they are. I wasn’t the champion people thought I was. But, there is still time for us to change as a community. There’s a chance for wrestling to unite us. First stop - waking Aria up from her slumber. You’re part of that plan, Udy. I shall sacrifice you before the gods themselves to achieve my goal and unfortunately, there’s nothing you can do to stop it. This story we tell ourselves...that one day we’ll be king, save it for the Disney movies. You call yourself omnipresent, all knowing and all seeing. Let me ask you this then…


How many seconds will you last in the ring with me?
The Udy
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 13th 2019, 6:16 am by The Udy
(5 years ago)


A night 6 feet under:

It was only a match.  A gimmick.  But being buried alive under the wet mud even for a second felt weird. It was like death was playing a stupid game.  Like end was mocking.  He has been closer to death or may he is actually dead and dreaming up all those creepy dressed up cockroaches. He had to be under the mud for few minutes and when he came out, he felt broken. His body was hurt but his soul...the elusive thing that plays hide and seek all the time was also in need of mending.  



A cold wet morning in the woods

A man was lying on an hospital like bed.  The shutters of the room are down but the sound of the drizzling rain could be heard outside like a low whiz.  Also his breath was a whiz.  He was in pain.  He could taste his own blood, smell it and...

He could also smell his pack.  They were with him.  Big Fenris, the Gnome and the fainting scent of her....as she was going away from him again.  But he was happy she left...

May be it was what it was supposed to be..

A man was trying to sit up and he coughed up some blood. The pain were deep in his bones but he was healing and healing fast..

A man stood up and limped and stumbled his way to the table and poured himself a glass of strong bourbon....

A man drank it down in a single gulp and belched over on the floor...

A man.....a different one entered the room and held him from falling over...


13th June, 2019

A torrential afternoon:


The rain and wind has both gained force....

The sound of the wind was like howling of some beast.   

Udy was almost healed now and could feel it.  He could feel the blood flowing.  He had a bottle of beer in his hand and he also knows he has a match coming up on sunday against Stephanie Matsuda.  The Demon Wolf vs The War Queen.  The Real Alpha vs The Warrior.  What are the odds?

A 300 pound masked man walks in.  He had a carcass of a deer on his shoulder.  He stops for a second and looked at Udy.  Then walked inside.

"So this sunday, I will fight the Warrior Queen.  Well I hate to fight a woman but that’s that, ain’t it?  The darkness will have to fall upon the warrior and surround her like a dark cloud of foreboding doom."


Udy lets out a maniacal scoff.

"Let me tell you a story of a Warrior.  The Warrior thought she knew what hell was, thought she has seen it all.  She walked with her head held high into the haunted woods believing she could fight anything.  But as her eyes adjusted to the bright darkness and the blindfold of false promises were taken off, she saw “IT”.  All of a sudden the blood left her body and she felt a cold despair.  She could feel the darkness as if it was alive and she could hear her fear talking to her in hushed voice. She cowered at the sight of the real evil.  She came face to face with a beast that she could’t even dare to conjure up in her darkest nightmares. When she couldn’t look at “IT” anymore she closed her eyes and dropped her weapons.”


The Demon Wolf looks straight at ahead, his eyes black as coal and snarls.

 “She lowered her head.  She felt the ice cold claws on her face.  AND THEN her head then rolled to the ground blood spurting out."

"Matsuda, bravery can sometimes be stupid.  Listen to the winds Warrior Queen. Listen to the voices that whispers you to abandon the forest and walk away.  Or spread your arms and embrace the curse. "

There was a thud sound and then Fenris walked out and dropped the head of the deer at Udy's feet. 

Udy looked the head with bloods splattering everywhere and lets out a maniacal laughter.  

"See Warrior, the blood always flows......."

The Dog now walks in and started licking the blood of the floor.  Then it sits down by Udy's feet.

"...........Matsuda I know you will not run. I also know you are a great warrior but this isn’t a fairy tale. I am not a fiction. Monsters are real and your bravery and amazing fighting acumen won’t be able to defeat a reality of “IT”.  The Demon Wolf will bring the darkness and despair and pain that I don’t wish upon you but “IT” won’t hold back if you swing a punch"

There was sound of thunder in the background and the creature by Udy's side lets out a howl...Udy suddenly smiles.

"If you do bring it on, I wish you the best because to walk into the demonic woods and walk out is impossible”

He cranks his neck and now his eyes have turned demonic black again...

Udy chuckles devilishly and looks at his hands which were dripping the blood of the deer.  He rubs it against his face and chest and sniffs at it...

"You see Warrior, blood and stench of fear is what gets me going.  Your blood will fall in the ring if you come face to face with me. Do you really want it? Do you want to be like that headless carcass that the beasts feed on? Do you want to be the prey?"

Udy falls to his knees and another thunder is heard in the background.  

" Matsuda you are a good fighter and I respect that and I think it’s best I should give you the chance to abandon the match because if not, I the beast won't go hungry. So contemplate and sleep over it.  You have 3 days to choose life or damnation. "

Fenris walks up behind Udy and spreads his arms as the beast stands up as well.  The candle blows out and rooms goes dark as another thunder blasts.  A lightening flashes as well..


Demonic chants start and there is a howl....

And then another.....

Finally a longer blood curdling howl starts.......
Bull Connors
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 12th 2019, 11:59 pm by Bull Connors
Olympus/Promo No. 1
“Bleed”

[The scene opens to Bull Connors standing outside of a dilapidated, seemingly abandoned house and staring at it. His eyes seem to be almost completely transfixed on the building, as though the building holds a certain kind of importance to him. He lifts a bottle of Rolling Rock up to his lips and takes a lengthy drink of it...]

“God, does this place bring back some memories. Just… looking at it again, reminds me of so much. For better and for worse.

[Bull sits down on the front steps of the building, making eye contact with the camera.]

“From 1990 to 2003, I lived in this house. Nearly half of my fuckin’ life was spent here. Almost every single memory that I have of my father, was here… in this house. My older sister, my little brother… we spent so much of our lives in this goddamn place. It is a part of who we are, it was a place that we spent our most formative years, it meant something to us. Now it’s just gathering up dust. Completely forgotten about and uncared for by the world around it. A victim of time and its unwavering impatience. It may seem silly to some people, that I’m reminiscing about a house and talking about how it meant something to me… but it did. Without this fuckin’ place, I wouldn’t be Bull Connors. The experiences that I’ve had here, the good and especially the bad, made me into what I am.”

[He takes another sip of Rolling Rock, before standing up and walking away from the house, before looking back one more time...]

“But that’s all in the past, it’s time to continue making way for the future.”

[The camera cuts to Bull sitting alone in his hotel room, later in the evening, sitting on the edge of his bed.]

“You know, in my tenure as an OWA competitor, of all the fucking people that I’ve been put in a match against? This guy might be the most goddamn annoying and self-important of them all. More than those two bimbos with peanut-sized brains and the combined attention spans of a fruit fly, Christopher Sabretooth when he was still high on his own ego, that fucking hippie, or the eternal thorn in my side: “The Legit Asshole” Gareth Cason. Actually, I’m not exactly sure about that last one. Cason’s more obnoxious and arrogant than self-important, unlike this prick, he’s actually earned some of his reputation as an impact player on Olympus. Meanwhile, this fuckin’ guy acts like he’s some kind of badass just because everyone’s starting to blow smoke up his ass and hype him up to be an unstoppable monster. As though there aren’t any other wrestlers in this company who’ve been hyped up like this in the past, only to eventually be… you know: stopped. We have all been through this song and dance before, the only thing that changes between guys like The Derelict or Monolith is how much fuckin’ hair they’ve got on the top of their head or on their chin.”

[Bull reaches over and cracks open another Rolling Rock, taking a swig from the bottle and placing it firmly on an end table near the bed.]

“I mean seriously, almost everything that this guy says is just flat-out wrong. He’s one of those motherfuckers who thinks that they’re good at reading people, but completely misses the mark with every single guess that he throws at your way. First of all, I don’t understand your accusation of me or any other “hunters” in this company issuing nothing but “empty proclamation of dominion”. Or that I’m just picking the ripe and low-hanging fruit of your “hard labor”. Haven’t you been in this company for a little over a month? When I’ve been in this company since April of 2018? Give me a goddamn break. Oh, and those aren’t “empty proclamations”, I think it’s pretty goddamn obvious that I’m one of the people around here who run this motherfucking show. That isn’t me being arrogant or trying to make myself sound more important than I really am, it’s me speaking the unvarnished truth. I have proven myself as being worthy of my position, what the fuck have you done? In fact, I think that you’re the one who’s issuing an empty proclamation of dominion around here. Going so far as to compare Olympus to being “your property”, yeah, and I’m the fucking pope.”

“I’ll give you this, I won’t try to deny that my pride and stubbornness has caused issues for me in the past, or try to say that I’ve managed to completely overcome them. I haven’t, I admit that. Nevertheless, I feel that I’ve been genuinely trying to improve myself in those areas and that I’ve made significant progress since I first started wrestling in OWA. I think that I’ve matured a surprising amount in the time that I’ve been here, arguably, more than I ever thought was possible. Unfortunately, that’s pretty much going to be the only time that you’ll hear me actually agree with something that you said. Cherish it, because I’m far from being finished with your sorry ass.”

[Bull reaches over and takes another swig of Rolling Rock, before placing it back on the end table.]

“Just another windbag with taped knuckles and a fragile sense of self, huh? I can’t help but to ask a simple question: Are you talking to me or a fucking mirror? Whenever I take a good look at you, “fragile sense of self” is one of the first things that come to my mind. I don’t know anybody who’s got a beard like that and isn’t somewhat mentally unstable, but I digress. Your comparison of me to wrestlers like The Boston Bruiser or Jake Keeton means absolutely nothing. Your statement that I’m “un-unique” or “just like everybody else”, also means absolutely nothing. Let’s take a deeper look at both of these ridiculous statements, shall we? By comparing me to both Jake Keeton and The Boston Bruiser, you incorrectly assume that I have the same weakness or weaknesses as the both of them did. Yet, you fail to understand that I can have the combined advantages of someone who can wrestle like Jake Keeton and The Boston Bruiser. Ah, but I know what you’re probably thinking. You’re likely to assume that I’d have both of their weaknesses, but let’s be honest, that’s some pretty wishful thinking if you honestly believe that I’m worse than either one of them in any way. Secondly, I really don’t give a flying fuck about “being different” from somebody else. Whether it be in the ring or outside of it, I really couldn’t give any less of a shit if you think that I’m “un-unique”. I care about being me, whether I happen to be unique or not is completely fucking irrelevant. Also, aren’t you some big and tall guy who thinks that he’s some unstoppable force that can just beat his opponents with nothing but brute force? That wasn’t even “unique” when you were in your dad’s fucking nutsack. JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST! ARE YOU CAPABLE OF SAYING ANYTHING OF ACTUAL FUCKING SUBSTANCE?!”

“ALSO, UN-UNIQUE ISN’T A FUCKING WORD! YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!”

[Bull clears his throat soon after saying that, before picking up his bottle of Rolling Rock and taking another long sip from it.]

“Oh, and by the way? Really fucking original of you to start poking fun at all the nicknames that I have. As though I’ve never had to hear some other fucking mouth-breather comment on it, simply because they can’t think of anything else of actually importance to criticize me for. Then you decide to thrown in a fat joke, because clearly it wasn’t obvious enough that you’re desperately trying to find something to criticize me for that isn’t a complete waste of your oxygen. On top of that, you proceed to make fun of me for having “90’s angry white boy music” as my entrance music. Yeah, god forbid that somebody actually listens to that kind of music because they genuinely enjoy it. No, it’s just to play up my “tough guy” image. Of course. Why didn’t I think of that before? Then you proceed to name some Pantera and Rage Against The Machine songs, because… it’s clever? No, actually, it isn’t that clever. None of what you’ve been going on and on about, has even an ounce of cleverness in it. Saying something clever implies that you said something that requires you to actually think. Speaking of which, I’m starting to wonder if you’re even capable of thinking. At least, within a context that doesn’t happen to involve beating the shit out of people.”

“You want my honest opinion, even though I know that you won’t bother to listen to it? You’re out of your fucking league. If you honestly believe that kicking, stomping and punching is going to be enough for you to win your matches. Then you’re even more fucking stupid than I already thought you were. You sit here and spout your bullshit about how technique gets you nowhere, if every sport had this line of thinking, there wouldn’t be any point to having “professionals”. Why have a boxing match? When we can just have two drunk yokels in a bar punching the living shit out of each other? Your ideology is fucking garbage. The little man has a made a motherfucking career out of beating the bigger man. An underdog story isn’t just some fantasy that people came up with to cope with the idea that they can’t overcome an obstacle bigger than themselves. It’s a fucking reality. The people who’ve overcome those odds became legends. People that we look up to. For fuck’s sake, does anyone remember Goliath for anything other than being killed by David? The day the little man stops fighting against someone bigger than him, that is the moment that he’s lost. I don't plan to "stop the fight". When you said that you "didn't have to wrestle me". That was your fatal mistake. You think that I can only wrestle. When I am capable of so much more. You're right. You don’t have to wrestle me. You don’t have to play my game. I shouldn't have to expect that out of you.”

[Bull leans into the camera, when his voice suddenly becomes much lower than usual.]

“So why don’t I play yours?”

“You want a fight? You’ll fucking get it. Come on. I’ll take your best shot and you can take mine, then we’ll see who gets to walk out of that fucking ring.

“I’ve bled before, I’m not afraid to bleed again.”

“I’ve made people bleed before, I won’t fucking hesitate to make you bleed too.”

[The camera feed cuts out.]
Gareth Cason
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 12th 2019, 10:25 pm by Gareth Cason
Olympus Promo #1: “Feel”


(Word Count: 1,272)


I feel like the feeling ain't mutual.


I feel like the enemy you should know.


*The interior of a gym is panned over. Various weight benches and bags of all different persuasions are shown within the view of the camera. Gareth kicks a heavy bag, taped ankles and taped fists. Before looking at the camera*


Gareth: you know, I hear something often when others address me. They repeatedly say that I don't scare them. As if I'm some Boogeyman that pops up out of nowhere. As if I'm some sort of mysterious and supernatural entity. I'm none of that, I'm just a very very extremely talented man. Who knows how to break a motherfucker and isn't afraid to do so if that's what's required to happen. This is how I won the Television title and achieved a benchmark in title reigns here in the OWA. That's how I won this briefcase and have a guaranteed future in this business. It's just academic.


*Gareth moves away from the heavy bag and smiles before sitting down on a nearby bench. Cracking his knuckles before speaking again*


Gareth: Yeah. I know Bull came out and announced his intention to fight Tarah Nova at burning sky. I was there when it happened in fact. Now every single person that asks me a question is on me about it. Funny that people think I actually give a shit. Those two can beat the hell out of each other as far as I'm concerned. Whoever wins, I still have this briefcase. It allows me to challenge the winner of the match right after in fact if that's what I desired to do. But really, I don't want to be feared. I'm just the enemy that you all should know. Every single one of you have a target on your back. I'm sure that it's thought that I'll stick to the shadows now that I have something as important as the Ascension to the Heavens Briefcase. But I plan on being even more aggressive. Even more belligerent than I usually am. Only I could hold this Briefcase. Because none of the rest of you even come close. I'm willing to prove it, too. Just in the name of fun and sport.


*Gareth gives a hearty chuckle, then cracks his neck. Before speaking again*


Gareth: It all starts with my opponent for this Friday's Olympus. Jake Keeton. Jake… you follow a very simple and common archetype. A man who has loved the fans for a long time. A man who proved himself already to a whole lot of people. A man who thinks that he can walk in here and claim to have a wrestling edge over me. That shit's getting real tired, when I hear a person tell me they're a better wrestler. I take a great many things into account. Almost every single time it ends up just being false. Take this into account Keeton. Bull Connors is a former collegiate wrestler at Penn State. A man with solid amateur credentials and against anyone else in this company, a clear favorite. But against me? He's zero and two. I've bested him twice. Now if I can beat someone who can wrestle collegiately. Don't you think I can beat someone who's been an indie wrestler for a while? Okay. Let's look at it this way. You seem like you're quite confident in yourself huh? Oooohhh, you filmed your address to me in a Burger King. Ooooohh, you beat Alessandro Devione in twenty seconds with a roll up. What about these two things should make me believe you can beat me? Absolutely nothing I'd say. You assumed I'd have my eye on Tarah Nova. But that just confirmed a suspicion of mine, you've seen nothing that I've done or that I can do. If you have, you'd know the kind of machine I am. You'd know what you're being put up against. You'd know that I take every single match I have seriously because every match is another opportunity to assert my dominance on the mountain that is Olympus. You are just one man trying to climb that mountain. An old, tired drunkard. You're gonna get kicked down pretty hard when you realized you tried to jump to the summit too quick. Wait a minute… fake tan? You fucking slag. I'm from Britain. I don't need a damn tan. Why would I have a fake tan? Why would I even give a shit how I look when I'm grinding has-beens like you into the mat? You beat Alessandro, you've beaten The Derelict. But there's sure as hell a difference between those two and me. While I have not gotten a glimpse of your resilience. You seem to be doubting mine. Monolith is one big fucker. The name isn't for show. Every clubbing blow he connected on me threatened to break my nose. Every move he performed on me threatened to shatter my ribs. I was bleeding out of my mouth near the end of the match. But damnit. I still persevered! I'm not some fucking stepping stone for an old man to rise in the ranks. I am the briefcase holder, I am near the top of this damn mountain! You think that my offense will fall flat. I don't care how resilient you think you are Jake. I will break every single bone in your body until you submit. I will pull your arm until it fucking shatters and laugh because you brought it all onto yourself. You know nothing about me Jake. You never knew anything about me. You said I had a fake tan, you underestimated my offense. Last of all, you claimed you had a chance against me. You don't Jake. You don't. And that's not me underestimating you. That's me stating facts. That's me just being real. All I've ever been and all I ever will be.


*Gareth reaches into his bag and takes out a water bottle. He unscrews the cap then takes a swig. He exhales and then looks at the camera*


Gareth: Tarah, I refuse to let you or your title distract me from cementing my own legacy. Your championship is what I'm after, yes. But I don't want to let you think that you've gotten in my head. You haven't. You've never gotten into my head. I've sure encountered you enough times to know that you and Bull are going to tear each other apart. I hope you do, and until then, you can keep my name out of your mouth. I'll be ignoring your very existence anyway.


*Gareth smiles to the camera once again in his signature grin.*


Gareth: I guess that wraps it up huh? Jake, you'd better get on a more steady diet than burgers and onion rings if you have any hope of staying in that ring with me for longer than Alessandro stayed in there with you. I've heard that I have a chip on my shoulder. But after a few victories, you seem sure full of yourself mate. I thought the fans were supposed to like you. All this might have gone to your head. Just like that bottle in your hands.


So go right ahead…


Take your shot…


Take your shot at me, at who I am, at what I do.


But don't miss.


Because on Friday​, you won't be stepping in the ring with just anybody.


You'll be stepping in the ring with somebody.


LEGIT. FUCKING. DANGEROUS


*Gareth lets out a chuckle as the camera pans out from him and shows another shot of the gym. Before fading to black.* 
Ground Zero
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 12th 2019, 8:18 pm by Ground Zero
James Anderson


Olympic "Hero"


As the camera view comes into focus, James Anderson and Donny Dragon are standing in the gym, looking incredibly smug with themselves.
 
Donny: James, you hear that?
 
James: Hear what?
 
Donny: The sound of total failure to reach your full potential.
 
James: Damn, must be Hans Olsen talking again!
 
Donny: Oh dear, oh dear. He’s still stuck in a rut, it seems. He could do with a pep talk from his friends!
 
James: I wholeheartedly agree, Donny! It’s just as well, because Hans just so happens to be my opponent this week!
 
Donny: No shit?
 
James: I know, right! God, I love coincidences. Though it’s no coincidence that Hans over here is pissed. I mean, he’s a monument to wasted skill. You’ve got an Olympic Champion in wrestling…who can’t win a wrestling match. I don’t know about you, but that’s kinda pathetic.
 
Donny: It’s VERY pathetic.
 
James: And here we are, two good guys, offering an olive branch. We just wanna see our friend succeed and all he can do is throw it back in our faces. That’s just disrespectful. What did we do? Oh, so we beat on you a little a while back. That’s ancient history, Hans, live in the now. You’ve gotta get over these things, like we have. Me and Donny are winners, my friend. Hell, Donny’s been in OWA for six months now and nobody’s managed to pin or submit him! Meanwhile, Hans here seems incapable of beating anybody. It’s becoming a sad sight, watching this guy who everyone thought would do great get put down by everyone and their mother.
 
So, why are we even interested in recruiting you, Hans? Good question. Why would we want a loser who has no place here? Maybe it’s because Ground Zero doesn’t have losers, it has winners. Men who are willing to go the extra mile to secure victory by any means necessary. We can give you that. We can give you purpose. The Dollhouse have an ungodly stranglehold on this division and we want to bring you along for the ride. We wanna see you with a tag strap round your waist. Even up that unfair numbers advantage. But you’re a stubborn bastard, ain’t ya? You had your shot to link up with us and you turned us down like a fat girl on prom night.
 
Donny: Are we allowed to fat shame?
 
James: I have it on good authority that as long as we don’t call anybody ugly, we’re in the clear.
 
Donny: Sounds legit to me.
 
James: So, where the fuck was I? Oh yeah, Hans, you little rascal, you. You wanna get violent, huh? Did me an Donny piss you off? You’re fantasising about snapping my ankle and showing me why you’re so tough? I’m not intimidated by you, Hans. We’ve got you eating our of the palms of our hands. What, you think you’re in safe hands because your little friend Nobi came back to stand in your corner? That’s just another loser for us to beat on. All Nobi does is show up for a cheap pop every now and again and disappear for six months. We’re not scared of that fucking boy scout. Last time anybody saw him, Nate was dumping him out of the Clash of the Titans, back into obscurity. And obscure is what you’re in danger of becoming if you don’t wake up and smell the coffee, Hans. We offered you the opportunity to make change and improve your lot in life and now, you’ve left us with no choice. If we have to destroy you and Nobi to get our point across, then so be it. We’re not afraid of the consequences of severely injuring you, because at this point in time, nobody even sees any value in you. It could be different, but you don’t want that. You’ve got way too much pride to such an extent that it’s damaging your own reputation. I don’t know if it’s your Olympic spirit or sheer stupidity, but it’s an attitude that I can’t wait to shove in your face while I slap the shit out of you on Friday.
 
Donny: And I’m gonna watch. Because me and you might have been friends once upon a time, but I can’t be associating with losers who don’t have the ambition to improve. You’ve already lost to me, now it’s time to lose to the other half of this operation. And once we’ve won the Apollo and Artemis Classic, and use our title shot to get rid of those Dollhouse fucks once and for all, you’ll only be able to watch on in regret at not taking us up on our offer.
 
James: And at that point, it’ll be too late.
Father Nathan Fiora
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 12th 2019, 8:15 pm by Father Nathan Fiora
OLYMPUS I: THE ONE AND ONLY SHOW AND ENCORE

Ahem.

Allow me to warm up my voice so I can bless every single one of you listening to me!  This is the only verse to this tune.

It’s time for my best performance yet on Olympus; one that’ll show how much of a star I am in the ring.  It’s a time for me to reflect on how damn good I’ve been over the past three years, selling out arenas and making the name “Nathan Fiora” known to the masses.  In those three years I’ve won titles and main evented shows. Most importantly, I stole all your hearts and you all are grateful of my presence. However, there appears to be someone who’s been tampering with the relationship I hold with my audience.  Cyanide? No, I could care less about that self indulgent fool and he can go back to whatever . I’m talking about Layne Kurobane, a self-made man who’s on a mission to be the most successful man in OWA. I’ve watched your work since you entered the scene and my God, you are quite the talented fellow.  Your class and performances get all the fans riled up, cheering you on to victory, but that was all while I wasn’t around. When I made my eventful debut in OWA, everyone set their eyes on the work that I’d do in the ring and outside of it. And guess what? I have knocked the socks off everyone and am one of the most talked about superstars in this company.  More than Aria Jaxon; more than Tarah Nova; and especially more than you Layne. I haven’t denied your talent but your arrogance disgusts me so much, to the point where I have to have a barf bag around me at all times. The mere thought of you doubting me makes me feel like throwing up in said bag, which has your face on it btw. You’re not that special Kurobane; you’re just like every other person on this roster.  Are you saying that everyone on the roster doesn’t desire to be the best they can be every day? You may deny it but that’s the attitude that you’re giving with that overconfident drivel. If you were a world title holder or the leader of the brand, I would excuse this behavior, but you’re just another body Mr. Layne. You didn’t win that world title simply because: You aren’t good enough for one. You had the opportunity of a lifetime against Scott Oasis at the Clash, yet you dropped the ball heavily.  Since then, you’ve been on a streak of failures at major events, where you dropped your beloved Spartan title at Final Destination. If you’re gonna be spouting garbage about being the best, you better have some damn solid proof that you are that and at this rate, you moving to Olympus is a miracle. Here you actually have a shot at running away from the failures that will always follow you.

Now, let’s move on the pre-chorus of this wonderful tune that’ll change everyone’s opinion of this vanilla midget.

We were both in Kingdom and honestly it shocks me it took you so long to actually accomplish all these things when I made my way up in just a matter of months.  The management and crowds know that I’m quite the necessity in today’s culture of bland high school wrestlers turned pro. I’m here for the ride and making sure that I get whatever I please and want because I am the one and only Nathan Fiora.  Saying my own name gives me Goosebumps and I’m sure anyone who knows me can say the same. While Layne struggles with getting title shots, all I need to do is go into an office for five minutes and I’ll get whatever I please. Hell, they might just give me the world title off the bat because my name has authority Layne, authority.  While you’re killing your body every night, I’m someone who just sits down and demands that things go his way and guess what? It works. You should try it sometime Kuro. This may be a new brave world for you, but just know that it’ll result in the same outcome as before because you had control in your old world and that hasn’t changed since then.  Pursue whoever you want to pursue, but until you set your eyes on reality, nothing will ever go the way you’d like it to. Reality’s whispering in my ear right now and telling me that Layne will never grow until he realizes that he needs to take the company by its horns and show them who’s boss. I had to learn that after years of being cast aside for guys who would end up leaving or fail under pressure.  Now, I’m the healthiest and most successful I’ve ever been in my whole career. I’m not trying to sound like someone from your guys’ geeky and lame Star Wars movies but I’d recommend you to join us before you realize it's too late to rely on this company to give you what you want; only you know what you want.

Allow me to take a quick recess so you can prepare all your minds for my mind blowing performance.  Before I beat the life out of Layne with my vocals, I have consulted a man who knows how to act calm around others.  This is why the chorus of this will be a duet with the one and only woman respecter I look up to. Justin Bieber and I were just talking about how he’s the Michael Jackson of this generation; heavily underrated and coming out with hit after hit.  He’s the very talented Rihanna lover…Chris Brown! Take it away my friend!

Layne, you’re the modern Sonic the Hedgehog if he was actually a person.  You’re not witty, Cage actually just stole my name instead of coming up with something clever...bastard.  Something clever that you’ve done is pay attention to me and you seem to know more than you’re alluding to.  I am a man of reinvention; I know how to please the masses with my mannerisms and absolute swagger. You say that people deteriorate and fall, which is true, but I’m the man who’s managed to stay relevant all these years without missing a beat.  Layne, you’ve only been around for about a year so let the professionals talk about this business and you can go twiddle your thumbs with the other simpletons. I’m a man of several talents who has managed to not only become a successful wrestler but also has managed to become a Copper, not Gold or Platinum yet, artist in just a matter of a year.  Tell me that isn’t impressive kiddo, but it doesn’t end there. I’m able to do both every week that I’m here because of how inventive I am as a man. My performances have gathered millions of views on the OWA YouTube channel and on the Omega Network. I’m an enigma and a phenomenon that can’t be replicated anywhere and will continue to innovate no matter who doubts me, especially you Kurobane.  Guys like you have always doubted what I do, but like those guys, they’re proven very...very wrong. Do you want to know what happens to those imbeciles? They get embarrassed in the middle of the ring; you can ask those people how wrong they were and the shock of how they had to share the ring with a true legend. I’m one of the most underrated workers in this business and I thought you’d know this Layne.  I expected better from a man who values in-ring work above anything else. I will deliver, don’t you worry, but trying to work me up won’t do anything. Remember, I’m calling the shots for my own career so if I feel a bit tired that day, I might just try a little less than I usually would.

Now for the encore.  Thank you Chris! It was a pleasure for you to be singing with yours truly.

Layne, the score will be settled on Friday.  Whether you get what you want or not, only time and I will tell.  But I advise you to do one thing: don’t let your guard down. I might just sing a tune or two before our match begins or I might just publicly humiliate you in front of millions; it’s all a matter of fate and reality.  She will whisper in your ear by the time this is all over and tell you that you’re nothing. You’re a nobody while Nathan Fiora will soar to the stars, being admired by the masses as one of the most influential geniuses of all time.  Newton, Einstein and Bill Nye the Science Guy have nothing on me. I am The Chicago Noise and I’m here to save everyone from the same old sound they’ve heard countless times. Welcome to my tune Layne, I hope you’re ready for an abrupt ending to yours.
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 12th 2019, 7:19 am by Muhammad/Maggall
Short Tributes to Television
Edition: American Idol(and So You Think You Can Dance, all those “Got Talent” shows.)

Voice of Maggall in the shadows: Man every superheavyweight think they got talent, there’s more of these big dreamers than these superstar contestant shows since the success of American Idol. You see these so called juggernauts lumbering around the Olympus locker room all of a sudden? All because OWA management got them gassed up after what I’ve done! To give people false hope is not magnanimous, in a world where everyone thinks they’re a star, with their eyes closed to reality, a pat on the back is just a push off a cliff.

(The videos turns onto a stage with a guy in purple skinny jeans and perfect white smile jumping around in his excitement with a mic in hand. He is the Ryan Seacrest of this show, he is Rye Seaora.)

Rye Seaora: Welcome to OWA’s Got Idols! We’ve got a great show of diverse contestants for you tonight!  But first, welcome our hosts!

(To the calm clapping of the audience a bald big man of black or brown descent come out. He waves at the crowd but doesn’t really stand out much. Could he be Randy Jackson?)

Rye Seaora: He’s so collected and measured, he’s Bernard Mammoth!

(A man comes out with pink lipstick and platform high heels, to sarcastic whittles and some cheers. Could it be Paula Adbul?)

Rye Seaora: He’s out there, he marches to the beat of his own drum, Nick Chasity!

(An angry man stomps out as the crowd is silent in fear, until he looks at them and makes a motion as if he’s annoyed that they aren’t cheering so they decide to cheer wildly as he sakes his head in dissatisfaction. This has to be Simon Cowell.)

Rye Seaora: Stand up and welcome our national treasure, VP Pac!

VP Pac: Get on with the damn show! Time is money! Keep things on schedule for our deadlines!

Rye Seaora: W-w…Well there you have it folks, let’s get on with the show! First up, the Vanilla Midgets!

(Two vanilla midgets run on stage to perform. They do a couple of straight forward backflips, and more backflips. Then they do a couple of jumping jacks as they put up a sweat.)

Nick Chastity: Oh my you get my approval vote, mommy loves you boys! So wild!

Bernard Mammoth: That was cool, but I could do what you do. Anything special? Can you pull off feats like the Golden State Warriors on Lebron? Let me tell you they’re my favourite team, I love me some Curry.

VP Pac: Fuck this era of basketball, this era of wrestling, and this era of little punks! Get out of here, no points!

(The vanilla midgets run off crying as Nick Chastity makes a heart break gesture and pouts at Pac.)

Rye Seaora: Humph, you’re lucky Chastity isn’t a real mother, or I’d have to stand up for her feelings Pac! (Pac grunts.) Sorry Pac, didn’t mean that! Here’s a new contestant, Pillar!

(A huge man with a hairy chest comes onto stage as Chastity instantly pops! He looks menacingly at the camera before sitting down……and just sits there motionless…..asleep?)

Nick Chastity: Yes daddy! I love this guy, he’s a lock to win this whole thing!

Bernard Mammoth: But he hasn’t done anything…..

VP Pac: Out!

(The sleeping giant rolls over onto his side and is rolled and kicked off stage by Rye Seaora.)

Rye Seaora: Well that was a bust, but the rule of three dictates we’ve got another contestant, another big man! Maggall!

(Maggall doesn’t show up, but a video packages begins to play. It shows Maggall brutalizing a number of people, chief among them Carlos and Christopher Sabertooth in his debut.)

VP Pac: Bahahaha! I love this shit, he’s got my vote!

Bernard Mammoth: I’m not sure I’m a fan of how he hurt some cool people I saw in that video, but he’s got something that makes me think he’s a star!

Nick Chastity: Well Pillar didn’t make it so I guess he’s got my vote too.

Rye Seaora: Bien Bueno! I can now get off work! Congrats on being OWA’s Idol, Maggall!

(The video changes to Maggall taking photoshoots with his TV title and OWA Idol trophy, ratings rising for OWA, and Maggall on posters. It ends with Mammoth, Chasity, and Pac in an office standing before a seated big meat head in a suit. It is Swaggy Diamond!)

Swaggy Diamond: Yo, I was watching this fatass youtuber who lost some weight, and that’s when all his troubles began. I’m telling you, big boys are in, we got Maggall making us top dollar but we need more! Get boogie with it, get some Maggalls! No, bigger!

Nick Chastity: But Maggall makes me feel uncomfortable!

Swaggy Diamond: How so?

VP Pac: He means he’s too urban, dumbass!

Swaggy Diamond: Then get some big white boys, I don’t care!

(Thus the journey began, the three men went to find some big boys! They looked in gyms, trailer parks, and gas stations until they found their men. Men with big red beards, men of massive size, and men of incredible height. Maggall is finally seen in real time shaking his head at it all.)

Maggall: This place really is something! It really as it out for the TV Champion that is putting respect and prestige back on the world of Television. See while I’ve been paying tribute to this honored form of media, and been distracted by hicks like that Alabama challenger who I’ve already forgotten the name of, OWA’s been searching for the next big man to take me out! Oh yeah, before I was rudely interrupted by that lil pipsqueak Lame Neurobane, the ultimate duller of braincells, I saw they had a match with Derelict and the Boston Bruiser Jon Brogan! Where they find those big cornbread motherfuckers? And then I found out they got some near seven foot clown named Schizm. And they all on the Olympus roster? I’m supposed to think all of this is an accident? The fact of the matter is, I was never supposed to win this TV Championship, and ever since I did to close off OWA season 1 OWA been a mission to start up season 2 by finding all the big dudes they can to match up with me! They want someone big and larger than life just like me, but they want that person to be more palatable than me. Know that it doesn’t matter if these dudes are gutter trash, stupid, or straight up demented, any form of leviathan makes the sensitivities of OWA overlords and fans more comfortable than seeing my black ass as champion. Fact is, they’ve never forgiven me for outclassing that hairy slug Monolith and making sure no one would ever see him in an OWA ring again, that was their monster intellectual, that was their meal ticket that should have been everything that I am! So they think if they just pick up some random big dudes out there and put them in the OWA locker room that’ll eventually make me get taken care of!

That’s the mistake, you can find a whole world of dudes bigger than me and it won’t do shit! Jokes aside about my size, the truth is that it isn’t what makes me the best! What makes me the best is what I can do at this size, how I can move, how great of an athlete I am! You know Brogan’s people can’t jump, you know Brogan himself can lift as much as he wants on a bench-press but can’t lift his big ass legs up fast enough to keep up with one legged man in a sprint!

I’m sure you’re happy Brogan, because you getting a shot at greatness despite losing your debut! Funny how the world works, when I entered this company I beat the TV Champion in a non title match in my debut, damn right they didn’t have him defending the title every time he stepped into a singles match. After that, I spent months toiling through all kinds of bullshit, and Bull Connors, until they finally gave me my shot. Now that I’m champion, all of a sudden the championship is defended on TV like it should, all of a sudden OWA believes in giving every new signee it seems a title match because you punks need some spotlight! Ha, well have at it! The thing about spotlights that put people on the map is that they also expose those people to the world, what you got to offer Brogan? You talked a big game before the last Olympus, then you got beat despite all your power and size. I guess you might not be the same after all those times you’ve gotten run over and stabbed up on them streets. Pull your skirt down, nobody cares about your sob stories and where you from, Cam’ron said what type of people get shot everyday B. We alright, you should be too. This is showbiz, everyone’s got a story, but only the few have the talent. Get to showing it. Are you a marvel Rhyno or a Juggernaut, are you a Blob or a Hulk? Because I know who I am, and it ain’t someone who shares the stage long with paper tigers. I tip the scales because I carry weight in more than just the physical, you’ll understand when I have you thrown off this mountain peak they’ve allowed you to find yourself on top of.

(End.)
Jessie B.
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 10th 2019, 7:04 am by Jessie B.
James Anderson, do you know what I think every time I think of James Anderson?

I think of making him beg for mercy. I think of making him miserable. I think of snapping his ankle. I think of kicking his ass.

A few months ago, he attacked me after my match with my supposed good friend, Donny Dragon. Donny was even questioning James why he decided to attack me before Donny revealed himself what a treacherous piece of shit he really is until a week later.

But then again, I moved on and I have forgotten about what Ground Zero did to me. I even had no ill will towards them when they attacked me, Jeff X, Christopher Sabbertooth, and Layne Kurobane at The Draft Show.

I took a bitter pill to swallow because I have no interest to take part in a drama that always happen in this sport.

Until they pulled this off again recently.

It becomes clear to me Ground Zero wants a piece of me. I've become their target. I don't want to be part of their faction because one, they're scumbags and two, it'll be just a matter of time until they turn on me. Like Donny did a few months ago.

I'm above all of it, James. What made you all want to recruit me? You said it yourself that I've been losing a lot so what's the point of trying to recruit me? You don't want a weak link in your group because as much as I hate to admit it, Ground Zero is an established faction already despite how bad you really are as human beings.

Are you all so desperate to expand your faction to the point you want me? Someone who has been losing a lot. Did everyone turn down your offers already? Whatever. You got me in your bad side for the second time already  and I'm not going to let it slide. I'm going to do what it's right by giving you all a lesson one by one starting from you this week, James.

It surprised me that Ground Zero can't let things go. This is YOUR war, not mine or Nobi. You want it to be this way, then fine, I'm ready to give you a beating of a lifetime.

Hell, I don't care if I lose again this week. I'm driven by hatred and vengeance now. Like I said, I never lay a punch on you before but make no mistake, you'll regret the day you mess with me.

I was so naive by letting you and Donny escaped from everything you have done to me. You continue to live inside this bubble where nobody has experienced your troubles, that nobody has driven their skull into that same glass ceiling without making a damn crack. No, that is the only truth in your little world but outside? In reality it’s the very reason why I’ll walk out of this match as the last man standing this week. I'll give you a credit where it's due since you want this war with me so badly, you started this, you better prepare for the outcome, James.

Maybe me losing a lot have something to do with me not wanting a drama. Out of all people, you're the first ones that have me in your bad side. I'm hungry but not because I want to score a victory, but it's because I want to get the revenge I want so bad in any shape or form. Words can't describe it. I'll let all my anger to drive me going forward from now on. I'll do whatever it takes to make you miserable.

No more The Olympic Gold Medalist, because from now on, I'll be known as The Cleaner of OWA.

You can laugh at me all you want James, because the truth is, you're so stupid and naive to keep wanting a drama. You, Donny, and Nate Cage are well known as the drama queens. You're all so toxic and I'll make the OWA's environment better by getting rid you all.

That won't cost me anything at all. If I could win a gold medal with a broken freakin neck then I damn sure all my emotions won't get the best of me.

Oh, it's real! It's damn real!
Jake Keeton
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 9th 2019, 3:16 am by Jake Keeton
“So, did you watch it or what?”

Jake smiles across the table as his date, Jill, raises one eyebrow at him.

“That’s your opening line?”

Jake furrows his brow, a look of confusion slowly spreading across his face.

“What do you mean?  What other line were you expecting?”

“Oh, I don’t know.  Maybe you could open with ‘sorry Jane for bringing you to Burger King again’ for a start.”

“What the hell is wrong with Burger King?  Have you tasted the burgers here? Not to mention the Onion Rings that melt in your mouth!”

“More like melt your asshole”.

“I’d say that’s no way for a lady to speak, but last time I checked, ladies don’t work in a strip club”.

Jane sighs deeply as Jake laughs to himself.

“But, seriously” Jake says as he picks up one of the steaming hot onion rings and pops it in his mouth, “did you watch the match on the weekend?”

“As a matter of fact I did” Jane replies, ignoring the food that sits in front of her.

“And?”

“And what?”

“And what did you think?”

“I think the outcome of the match suited you down to the ground”

“Why is that?” Jake says around a mouthful of burger.

“Well you knocked off that Allesandro fellow in about 20 seconds flat which, in a wrestling ring, is rather impressive.  He was, up until recently, the Cruiserweight champ, correct?”

“Yes, yes he was” Jake replies, raising an eyebrow in surprise.  “I’m impressed you know that.”

“You might be impressed but I’m slightly ashamed to be honest.  However, your performance in the wrestling ring was eerily similar to your performance in the bedroom.  Although that performance is what could only be described as… less than impressive.”

“Well, like in the wrestling ring, at least one person ends up satisfied!”

Jake takes a large bite out of his burger as Jane simply shakes her head.  

“And anyway, you’re not dating me for my stamina.  You’re dating me for my looks.”

Jane laughs lightly at this as she pops an onion ring in her mouth.

“I actually don’t know why I’m dating you to be honest.  All I’m getting is a few thrusts, the odd date that consists of hastily made burgers and stale onion rings, and the odd moment of decent conversation.”

“And now, you get to contribute a little more than you already are to this wonderful partnership” Jake says as he fishes his phone out of his pocket and places it on top of a few crumbs and a small piece of lettuce that sit on the table.

“I must be the luckiest woman on the planet” Jane replies, lifting the phone from off the table.  “The phone’s locked. What’s the password?”

“1234” Jake says as he finishes off the last piece of his burger.

“You’re kidding me, right?”

“I kid about my skills in the bedroom.  But about my phone, I’m always serious.”

Jane hits all four buttons and the phone comes to life.

“I’ve got a match next weekend and I need you to do a little filming for me, if you please.”

Jane flips the phone horizontally and opens up the app.  Jake uses his napkin to wipe away a little sauce on the corner of his lip before nodding to Jane, who begins to record.

“So Gareth, welcome to Burger King.  I think it’s a fitting place to do this promo as, right now, you might consider yourself the ‘King’ of Olympus.  You’re after the champ, Tarah Nova, and you’re running around with a briefcase in your hand that you can cash in whenever you want.  You’re almost on top of the world. And you know what? I couldn’t be happier to be stepping inside the squared circle with you next weekend.  The way I see it, I am now being treated with the respect that I truly deserve in this company, and taking on someone of you caliber is a challenge I relish.”
“But, you’ve got a problem.  You see, I’m taking this match far more seriously than I have with my previous ones.  Staley, Maverick, Devione, Derelict… all of them know their way around the ring, but I’ve got more skill in the skid mark that currently sits in my underpants than those guys have in their bodies.  I’d even have to admit that I was half drunk for at least three of those matches. But Gareth, I’ve got my eye on you. Your eye will be on Tarah Nova, but that would be a mistake. You’ll need to keep an eye on a man that has yet to be pinned in this company.  You’ll need to keep your eye on a man who knocked off a current champ a month or so ago, and then knocked off the previous champ in just twenty seconds. Not one wrestler has been able to step into the ring and get the better of me, and after this Friday night, I intend to keep things that way.”

Jake then pushes what is left of his food on the table out of the way.  He takes little pieces of lettuce to form a makeshift ring, and then takes two chips and stands them up, facing each other.  For one wrestler he takes Jane’s last onion ring and stands it beside him.

“Now, this chip right here with the onion ring as a briefcase is you, Gareth.  This one over here, the one that looks crisp and clean, is me. Now, let me give you a bit of a run down of how this is all going to play out.  Here you are, prancing round the ring like King Dick with a briefcase in your hand, and a shit eating grin on your face. You think you’ve got it covered, just like that fake tan of yours covers your body.  Look here…” Jake imitates the wrinkly chip landing a few basic shots on the other chip… “ you’ll land a few early blows here and there and think you’re in control. You start looking past me and think the match is in the bag.”

“But then, my friend, things start to change.  You find out quickly that your offense isn’t good enough.  You begin to realise that, each time you go for that pin, I’m kicking out.  You start to question whether or not what you’ve got in your arsenal is good enough to keep my shoulders on the mat for the three count.  And when you get frustrated, when you slap the mat in anger and argue with the referee… there I’ll be, waiting.”

Jake then takes the crisp, clean chip and has it perform elbows from the second rope, bulldogs, suplexes and every other move in the book.

“Then, it will be my turn to pick you apart.  You’ll try and turn things around, but it will be futile.  A complete waste of time. You know why that is, Gareth? It’s because this match is my chance to really show the powers that be that Jake Keeton is here to stay.  I’ll be showing every stinking wrestler behind the curtain that, at my peak, they can’t go with me. The big pack of shit, Derelict, couldn’t do it. The pretty boy Devione couldn’t do it.  The current Cruiserweight champ couldn’t do it. And, this Friday night, you won’t be able to do it either. You won’t be ascending to the heavens, you’ll be descending into your own person hell, and I’ll be keeping you there for as long as I need to.”

Jake then takes his fist and squashes the chip on the table, the little bits of potato going everywhere.
“And, like this chip, I’ll squash you all over the mat.  Then you won’t be thinking about your briefcase or how you’re chasing the title.  You’ll be staring up at the lights, wondering whether or not you’re even worthy of a shot at the title after I add you to the list of wrestlers that I’ve pinned and sent on their way to the scrap heap.”

“So Gareth, take your briefcase and take your last name that so desperately needs an ‘r’ in it, and get yourself to the arena on Friday night.  You and I have a date and, like most of my dates over the years, I intend to spread disappointment all over your face by defeating you and putting myself forward as the man to carry Olympus forward in the coming years.”

Jake then nods and gestures for Jane to stop filming.

“Well, that was bloody childish” Jane says as she slides the phone back over to Jake.

“What do you mean?  I got my point across, didn’t I?”

“Sure, but you didn’t need to act like a five year old with a makeshift wrestling play set to do it.  You almost got carried away there for a second.”

Jake laughs for a moment before standing up and gesturing towards the counter.

“So, the least I could do is get you dessert.  How does a chocolate sundae sound?”

“It sounds terrible but, seeing as I don’t have many other options, I’ll take it.”

“See, things are looking up for you already!”

Jane goes to say something but thinks better of it as her 20 second warrior wanders over to get a couple of chocolate sundaes.  
Insertwittynamehere
Character Development Promo: Controversy has arrived
Post June 8th 2019, 5:40 pm by Insertwittynamehere
The Titantron begins to play a video of a man doing terrible things to people. Breaking the arm of another wrestler's father, stealing another wrestler's wife, him saying insensitive things, him mocking the deaths of various family members of other wrestlers. It then shows him holding different championships. The video ends abruptly and then the Titantron shoes a man who was deemed the Most Controversial Man in Professional Wrestling in his former company, Jason Ryan. He is sitting in a chair in the backstage interview area

Now, I would introduce myself but you people know exactly who I am don't you? For those of you who have short term memory or just stupid, which judging by the type of people who watch this show, I'm assuming is the case, I'm the guy who was unbeatable in his former company. I was one of the few triple champions in their history. Now I could have gone to the main brand but I chose not to for one reason. And that's I want all the championships I can grab. I am not here to entertain you inbred mouth-breathers. I am here for one reason and one reason only. I am here to conquer OWA and burn it to the ground. I am not here to put on 

Jason twists his face into mock excitement

Put on five-star matches to impress so all you smarks can text your imaginary friends about it and then go update your internet blogs that nobody gives a shit about.


Jason drops the expression and replaces it with one of  malice

No, I'm not here to do that. I am here for one prize and that is championships. Any title I set my sights on, trust me, I will have. Trust me, there is not a man alive who can stand in my way. I have ended careers, I have destroyed lives and I loved every fucking second of it. And I'm not concerned with who is in contention for the title. I don't care about some imaginary line, as far as I'm concerned, that line starts behind me. 

Jason takes a minute to light a cigarette. He blows smoke into the camera and flicks the ashes

It's simple, Chaos is the natural order of things. And I am the most chaotic evil son of a bitch you people have ever met. See you bitches soon. In the meantime, go hang out on the short bus you rode in on. 


The screen fades to black
Holden Tudics
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 7th 2019, 3:04 pm by Holden Tudics
Character Development Promo: Deserted





The camera cuts to life to the thump of a hand gently drumming on a guitar body as Roger Miller's "Whistle Stop" strums to life.  Derelict is seen just on the outskirts of a fairly desolate Arizona ghost town as the heat of the desert sun distorts the air in front of him making things at a short distance ripple in an other worldly way.  Derelict makes his way down the empty sidewalk, passing an intersection, his nose still full of paper and his bald head sweating bullets.  A voice breaks through the buzzing heat and rambling tune and catches Derelict off guard.  Derelict turns to see a comical looking man in a warn out baggy suit standing on a nearby hydrant like a child on the pegs of a bicycle, hopping up and down on and screaming at no one in particular as he preaches from behind a pair of oversized shades.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to now not to cast your eyes toward heaven, but to show you the very world beneath your feet.  Look down and you'll see it, perhaps for the first time since pulling yourself off of all fours and planting sole firmly to the soil.  You've never looked down since because you've been told that down is the direction of failure and death.  Yet beneath or feet lay the richest of minerals, the most precious of rocks, and the most lusted after oil deposits.  You've been taught to dismiss the ground because it benefits the snakes of the world that you don't horn in on their territory and reap their salacious treasures. You live in a world of illusions, filled with liars and deceivers.  They thump their dogmatic tombs and swing their saints around their necks, as if once again condemning to hang, but not on rope, sticks, or stones.  Oh no, they sentence them to death on something much more damning: their every sinful word!"

Wiping his brow, Derelict laughs under his breath, giving a nod of familiar 'not this again'-ness as he regards the spectacle of a man who seems to have materialize from the very hot air that he spews.

Derelict: You certainly condemn a lot of ears yourself with your serpent's tongue, preacher man.


As if noticing the only other human being within the range of his pulpit for the first time, the strange man perks up and eyes Derelict from behind his horned rim sunglasses and smiles at his contempt.


"Is that an attempt at an insult, my world weary friend?"


The tacky suited man points at derelict and turns back to his invisible congregation


"See? This is an example of the world's deception.  He proclaims ignorantly that I use a feeble forked tongue to spout B.S., when in fact a snake's sensory glands are very dependent of it's tongue.  A snake not only tastes with it's tongue, it senses what is bad for it.  It smells with it.  It touches.  It does all the work of our human appendages and then some to make sure the snake doesn't do something foolish, like letting bunk pass through it's jaws. You sir, yes you with the birds nest for a beard.  Have you ever tasted grape candy or soda before?"

Derelict: I've lived long enough and degraded myself to eating worse things than artificial grape flavors, yes.


"Do you think, oh, let's say a grape soda pop tastes like grape to you?"

Derelict: No.  I'd say it tastes like some fake concoction dreamed up in a candy factory.  I'd call the flavor 'purple' before I'd talk down to a grape by comparing it to it.


"See? You speak from a place of inexperience and ignorance.  Have you ever eaten a muscadine grape?"

Derelict: I can't say whether I have or not.


"Well, if you had you'd know that it's what the taste of artificial grape is based upon.  I know this because it's important to know this.  Do you know why, my friend?"

Derelict: I can't say that I can dream up a scenario where that would be an important bit of trivia to know, so no.


"Well let me tell you, my friend.  Many years ago a king in a long forgotten desert civilization was conspired against and slain by his own brother.  You see, the brother had hoped to claim his fell sibling's throne.  Alas, a disowned nephew born out of wedlock emerged to take his rightful place at the helm.  The brother claimed blasphemy, saying that the elder gods would not want a bastard of an impure blood line to take helm as their representing vessel who ruled above all man.  So the uncle sought out a soothsayer to invent a test of divine nobility.  The soothsayer came back with a very primitive and faith based test: Two grapes were to be placed within a silken sack: one white grape to symbolize the pure and just favoritism of the gods, and the other was a black muscadine to symbolize the impurity and corruption of man's lies.  The bastard heir and the cunning uncle agreed to the soothsayer's terms of crowning a monarch chosen by the elder spirits, but the uncle had an edge up on his ill-gotten nephew.  He paid the soothsayer to fill the bag with two muscadine grapes and made his nephew choose first.  The nephew, a street wizened man like yourself no doubt, smelled a rat almost immediately, but knew he had no leverage to overturn the ceremony's outcome.  So, what do you think he did?"

Derelict: When it came his time to pull a grape from the bag, he devoured it without letting anyone see which he had chosen.  Then he made the soothsayer empty the contents of the bag onto the alter to reveal the remaining black muscadine.  Tasting the familiar black muscadine from his youth when he devoured the purloined fruit, he knew his suspicions of his uncle were correct and sentenced him to death once he inherited the throne.


The street preacher peers over his horned rims, impressed with the Derelict's deduction skills.


"Very goooood.  You've heard this story before?"

Derelict: No, it's just the common sense thing to do.  Any schmuck who is capable of seeing through a cheap suit like you could figure it out.


The small and portly man hops off of the hydrant and approaches Derelict with an extended hand, much to the homeless man's visible chagrin.


"Hnhnhnh...You'd be surprised.  Saul Abzu is the name, and I'm in the business of spiritual awakenings."

Derelict: Yeah? well...as you can see; I'm wide awake.


Saul Abzu: So sure of yourself, I like that.  It's a great mark of a rube that's plump for the picking.

Derelict: Now that you've exchanged pleasantries, let me introduce myself.  I'm no townie, and I'm in the business of knocking people out.  Since you've held court and pedaled your wares, would you care for me to demonstrate mine?


Derelict starts to step toward the oddly dressed Abzu, causing Saul to instinctively throw up his hands and humbly cower.


Saul Abzu: Whoa, whoa, easy big fella.  I may have been premature of my assessment.  On second glance, you strike me as a very modern minded individual.  Perhaps you'd like some literature for your trip?


Abzu begins to reach into his jacket when Derelict cuts him off in his tracks with a foreboding cocked fist.

Derelict: Listen, I've heard a thousand pitches from your type in my day, and I gotta say; it never leads anywhere interesting.  I can respect a good panhandle line, a swift pick-pocketing hand, or even a good grift, but I've never figured out what you spiritual types are trying to steal from me other than my time.


Saul Abzu: Now that's where you're mistaken, my friend.

Derelict: I ain't your friend.


Saul Abzu: Perhaps not yet, but if you'd let me tell you about myself and what I stand for perhaps you'd see what I had to offer?

Derelict: Not interested.


Impatient, Derelict grabs Saul by the collar of his pinstriped zoot suit and lifts him off of his feet.  Just as he's about to yank the conman up to eye level, an inexplicable ball of flames engulfs Derelict's beard.  Panicked, he lets the strange man go and sets to the urgent task of putting his head out.  Without even thinking, Derelict kicks the sealed cover off of the hydrant and shoves his face in it's gushing water.  After successfully extinguishing his face, Derelict immediately postures up for a fight but finds himself standing alone at the intersection.


"You're lost my friend."

Derelict: The only thing I've lost is sight of you, which is fine by me since my only goal was to make you disappear from my existence.


Saul's laughter echos off of the walls of the abandoned buildings as Derelict rings out his beard, only to pull out charred locks in the process.


Saul Abzu: "Perhaps you should check out that spiritual road map I slipped you in the ruckus?"


Derelict pats himself down.  Not amused, he pulls a pamphlet with a strange archaic symbol on it's cover out of his back pocket.

Derelict: I gotta admit, I didn't even feel you slide it in there.


Saul Abzu: "At least I know I've left you respecting me for something now."

Derelict: Yeah? well, that's all you're getting out of this attempted "friendship".

Derelict yanks the soggy run sheet from his nose and replaces it with ripped up bits of the pamphlet.  From his hiding place, Saul continues cackling.



Saul Abzu: Hey, it's no skin off my nose. Hehehehe.  Get it?


Derelict yanks the pamphlet out of his nose and throws the bloodied pages on the ground in frustration as Abzu's mocking laughter seems to follow him as he leaves the city behind. Roger Miller's kooky ramblings kick up again as a dejected Derelict walks away angry and defeated.
Diantha Rosso
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 6th 2019, 6:49 pm by Diantha Rosso
Heh.


It appears that my talents have finally been recognized by those who have the power here in the Omega Wrestling Alliance. After nearly a month hiatus from the ring, I will return to perform for all of you as I am granted a spot in a four way match to determine the next number one contender for the OWA Women’s World Championship. I do have to say though I have to say that I’m quite disappointed.


Of all the women that OWA could offer me to fight for this opportunity, these three are it? What’s the matter, you don’t want me to break your new golden goose Roni? Dulce not interested in competing for the TOP prize in our sport? April flaking off again to do her Dollar General brand quality impression of Aria and Tarah winning World Championships? None of the other newbies you wanted to throw a bone to?


Because, this match, the match that has the power to change the course of this company’s history, to change the life of the winner, to change the pro wrestling world around us….I’m utterly disgusted at the level of competition that has been presented.


Nicole Fyre? Who is that? A neverwas from some other place that they thought could train people to be better? Nicole, I’ve wrestled some of your alleged proteges here already and I have to confess that either you are a pathetic teacher or simply put your students are dumbasses. What have you done to merit that comfy position as a trainer you got tired of, hmm? Knew the right people? Had the right sort of doors opened for you? Do you think I’m supposed to be concerned about you and your “Fire”? I’m not concerned at all. You have no business being in this match to begin with, but since everyone seems to be HANDED things, maybe I shouldn’t be surprised. Please, do everyone involved a favor and at least wrestle competently. I know your body may be worn down and you are nowhere near the mediocre athlete you used to be, but at least for the sake of those watching at home and on television, put up something of a struggle. That would be much appreciated.


Natasha Night. Your very existence disgusts me. You want to know why? Because you could be so much better than you are. I’ve seen you wrestle, I’ve fought against you myself. You have gifts that someone like me could only DREAM of. And what do you do? You squander them. You squandered your Queen of the Ring privileges, you squander the natural God-given ability you have. You accept mediocrity when you were born to be excellent. Every time I see you being lazy, every time I see you half-assing through a workout, it just makes me more and more motivated. I have to give my all every day to be as good as I’ve become. I can’t let up, I can’t slack like you or my idiot brother. I can’t rely on a killer’s experience like Natalie, I can’t rely on servants and partners like the Dollhouse. I only have myself and the few molecules of talent I was blessed with. My heart and determination will get past your mediocrity. Easily.


Rochelle? I don’t understand where you fit into this equation. This match has people in it that have the potential to be great or at least aspire to be great. You fit into neither category. You are just another model turned wrestler, someone brought in to inspire certain feelings from perverted fanboys who masturbate to cheesecake photos in their mother’s basement while spreading cheeto dust all over the place. You are a disgrace to the sport that my family has lived, bled, sweated and nearly died for for over four decades. You are a disgrace to your fellow wrestlers. You are a disgrace to women in general. I flat out don’t fucking like you and if push comes to shove and I have my preference of who I eradicate to win this match, I’ll likely pick you off. I want to hold you up as an example of what will not be tolerated when I win the OWA Women’s World Championship.


And I assure you all that I WILL win this match and go on to win the Women’s World Championship.


Why am I confident?


Because it doesn’t matter who survives Bane and Natalie, it doesn’t matter what shenanigans Jessica Rose wants to play. The championship is calling out to it’s rightful owner. It’s calling out for someone like me to make Odyssey as strong and glorious as it should be. It’s calling out for an owner truly worthy of it. And if any of you doubt my claim to the title, I want you to watch as I crush three other women systematically and take my slot as the top contender once more. I know what is needed to win that title. I had it in my grasp once before….


I’m not letting it go this time.
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Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 6th 2019, 12:24 am by Guest
The Beginning of Roni’s Bizarre Adventure

(We see a recap of last week’s Odyssey, and we see where Viola told Roni that she would get a championship match opportunity against Dulce Torres at Boiling Point for the Goddess Champion, and we see Roni with a shocked expression on her face as the highlights begin to cut away from her and show the rest of the show’s highlights.)

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(The camera begins rolling and we see Roni sitting on her couch dressed in her normal clothing and her apartment cleaned, for once.)

So I this is it isn’t it? After, working day in and day out I finally get a title shot for the Goddess Championship belt. I am lost for words, to be honest, as I didn’t think this opportunity would come to me as quick as it did or if I would ever get a shot. I mean, yes I have been on a role as a lot and over massively with the fans, but still, I am just shocked at this opportunity. I had to watch Odyssey again to make sure I heard Ms. Viola right the first time as I thought I may have heard her wrong, but no I heard her right the first time. Before I get my chance to impress her or Dulce, who will be on commentary for my match or everyone in the locker room, I begin my bizarre journey to the match with her by facing ‘The Shining Star” Cynthia Ali first.

(Roni takes in a deep breath before resuming)

Now, I know I technically have been on a journey when I defeated Lieta Collins, but to me, my main journey began at the Amazon Warfare Battle Royal. That is where I believe I showed everything I had to offer and showed that I always give one hundred percent and whether I win or lose, the fans are behind me and accept me. So even if I don’t get the belt, I still know I can be a champion in my own right. Now, Cynthia, I will be honest here, I don’t quite know a lot about you, but I do know you are a veteran of this sport and for it, I respect you at all cost no matter good or bad.

(Roni takes in another deep breath before resuming)

Actually, Cynthia, I have heard you can be sneaky when it comes to pinning someone, and while that might be the case I am sure you won’t get it over me as I will be on the lookout for it during our match. Even if you do manage to slip it by me, I can assure you I will make the most of that opportunity. I also have heard you can be a bit unpredictable, which is good for me. Now, that may seem weird to say, but hear me out. The reason I said it is good for me because it means I get a challenge and I will have to try to figure out how to counter each different style you know, and the unpredictability of this match makes me eager for it. I am sitting thinking of all the possibilities that could happen in our match from you being a straight brawler and fighting dirty to be quick to be high flying, and man I can’t wait for it. As this will be a challenge for me, and not to say Novita and the others weren’t, but this has a more of an a...surprise element to it and I dig it.

(There is now a fierce look on Roni’s face something we haven’t seen from her)

When we face off, Cynthia I do believe this will be my turning point from the awkward girl that has very little to no friends to a certified star and the first step to my real journey to the Goddess Championship belt and show that even if you don’t fit the common mold that you can soon be on top. Cynthia, I will say this again your style to change on a heartbeat is what I am most excited about as we will see if The Aerial Ace can burn The Shining Star out. In the end, if I win then great, and if I lose then great as well just means I have to get better. And Dulce while you are watching me and commentating I want you to take notes and be ready because come to Boiling Point, I will be on all cylinders and I can hope we will steal the show for Odyssey.

(Roni is seen smiling before the camera fades last week as we hear one last thing from Roni.)

See you in the sky, Cynthia...
Layne Kurobane
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 4th 2019, 6:10 am by Layne Kurobane
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A familiar light! It shines! It beckons Layne Kurobane from a distance that could just as easily be no more than an illusion! A mirage brought on by a cacophony of desperation, sorrow, and anger! The leftovers that haunt him even now, whether he cares to admit it or not! The ghosts of defeat never truly leave a man’s side! They become a part of him! Something he cannot go on without! Those who run away from them will only be charging head-on into a terrible fate that they will never recover from! Layne keeps them close to him! He carries them with him as he marches towards the light!

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There goes an old saying…

“Once ya pop, ya can’t stop.”

Wait, that’s not it… Well, whatever, the idea is the same.

The point is that I spent several long, exhausting months in a place I called home. The ONLY place I’ve had in essentially my entire career in this business that I’ve been able to call my home. Blah, blah, blah - you know the sob story of where I’ve been and how I’ve gotten here, and if you don’t then feel free to subscribe to the OWA Network and look back at how many times I’ve kicked that dead horse until it was nothing but a pile of mush under my foot. Point is, I had a place that I truly loved, and one where I found a purpose that I never had before. I’ve never claimed to be original. I’ve never been looking to be that unique free soul who stands out among the pack with something to chase that goes beyond wins and losses and championship gold. I’m about to kick yet another dead horse and remind you that all I’ve ever wanted was to be the best. And on Kingdom, I felt like that was where I could achieve that. And I fought the best. I contended with the best. I took the Spartan Championship and made it my own platform to be the absolute BEST. I did everything and anything, and I wish I could say that I’m standing here without regret, but there’s business I didn’t settle. There’s people I wasn’t able to beat. There’s a championship that eluded me. The past is the past, I know that. Trust me, I know that better than anyone on the Goddamn planet. I know that living in it gets you nowhere, so you’re better off just keeping it there in your mind as a memory and learning from it. So that’s what I’ve chosen to do. I’ll learn from my time on Kingdom, and I’ll try not to make the same mistakes here on Olympus. I’ll try to simply be a better me.

But enough of that shit, the REAL point is that it’s a brave new world, and I’m standing smack dab in the center of it.

I stood in the ring with a man who I was told was one of the best this entire company had to offer - let alone Olympus, and I dominated him. In a way, it was as unsatisfying as it gets. But in another way, something clicked at the moment I heard the bell ring while he smacked his hand on the canvas again and again to submit. I realized that I’m not on Kingdom anymore. I’m not in the OWA Arena anymore. I’m not THAT Layne Kurobane anymore. There’s so many more people to step up to, so why not just make it happen? Why bother waiting around for something to happen? That’s no fun! I’m a shark that just smelled blood in the water, and I can’t help but follow it. I’ll follow it to Maggall. I’ll follow it to Tarah Nova. I’ll follow it to anyone and EVERYONE, because I promise you that this goal of simply being the best is so far removed from being just some heroic little dream of mine. It’s a nightmare for everyone else, because I’ll pursue you. I’ll track you down like a dog to find you, because that’s not just what I’m best at. It’s all I know. Like I said, I’m no one original. I’ve never wanted to be original. I’ll do what I did on Kingdom, and I’ll do exactly what I did to Kingdom. Same shit, different day.

In fact, I suppose you could just say that the song remains the same.

And who would know about songs more than you, Nate? Or should I call you Nathan? Do you think Cage would get jealous if I just said Nate? Oh well, it doesn’t matter. Look, believe it or not, I’m not gonna take the easy way out. I’m not gonna spend every waking second I have making puns about music when I talk about you… Besides the one I made earlier, BUT I have a very good reason for it. It’s got substance to you - I promise. Because believe it or not, Nate, I’ve at least somewhat paid attention to you. While I’ve spent all this time deciding to be the same man I was yesterday, you’ve gone out of your way to reinvent yourself, haven’t you? You didn’t used to be the man I’m looking at now. I’ve taken at look at your dead horse too and saw what makes you the way you are. I’ve heard your story, though not just from you. From lots of people, actually. From thousands. Hell, tens of thousands. Maybe even hundreds of thousands. I guess in hindsight, this “new” you isn’t really all that new at all when you think about it. But I get how it goes. I understand. People deteriorate. They decline. They slip into that abyss we all know and love, and in their darkest hour, they find purpose again. They find something - a thread of hope that keeps them going. That makes them get out of bed every day. So I just want to first of all just say that I’m happy for you. I’m happy you found that thread. It’s just a shame that it didn’t make you anymore impressive in the profession you spend most of your time in.

Priorities, priorities, priorities, Nate.

You can’t go spending so much of your time strumming away on guitars and making music, no matter how good you may be at it. I mean, if you love it that much, then by all means, go pursue music. Go be a star. The sky’s the limit for you. But if you want to stay here and compete in a ring, then what exactly IS your endgame? Look, I’m not the gatekeeper of wrestling or something. I’m not here to judge you or demean you for the man you became. What I’m trying to say is that you clearly fell into a hole, and this is what you had to do to climb out of it. Growth, decay, and transformation. That’s how it goes. I’m not going to berate you for the music that drifted you back into the welcoming arms of this industry, but what I WILL do is just stand here right now and wonder if you realize that one will always cancel out the other. Did that ever occur to you? Does it ever pop up in your mind since you decided to take up this newfound passion of yours, that it would inevitably interfere with the passion you’ve come back to? Some people march back into the spotlight, Nate. They reevaluate themselves and when they’re ready, they step back into it and they have the chance to be something even greater than what they were before. But I don’t see you marching. I don’t see you even walking. All I see right now is that you’ve crawled back here and you’ve done absolutely nothing but desperately puff at the embers of a fire that went out a long time ago.

But don’t get it twisted, Nate, I want those embers to reignite.

I want it more than anything you can imagine. Because believe it or not, you’re why I’m here. Just like Maggall is why I’m here. Everyone on Olympus. And I don’t want to hear about your music. I don’t want to know what you’re up to outside of that ring. I want you to be at your absolute best, Nate. And it pisses me off more than anything to even entertain the thought that you might be wasting whatever you had long before you crossed my path. Allesandro wasn’t enough for me. Far from it. I’ve got a big, angry son of a bitch with a Television Championship waiting for me at Boiling Point, and if I’m being perfectly honest, I’d love nothing more than for someone like you to take me down a notch before I go getting in over my head and biting off more than I can chew. Not because I can’t chew it, Nate. It’s because I want to savor every single bite. I want to savor the flavor, because it felt like on Kingdom I was going just too fast. I didn’t get to bask in any real competition, even in defeat. I didn’t get other chances most of the time. I didn’t get the chance to get back on my feet and try again better next time. But I can here. I can start anew by being the old me. Does that make sense? It doesn’t matter. All that matters if you and me. That’s all. So put the guitar down, and give me a reason to believe you’re still the man you were before, if he was any good in the first place. Otherwise, I’m afraid you’re going to be singing the blues.

Whoops, that was another pun, wasn’t it?

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He knows it all too well! A light that he has met before! One that he has taken for his own! And yet, it shines as brightly as ever! Gleaming in his eyes! Pushed back into the darkness after tasting the bitter taste of defeat, it’s all he needs! The closer he comes towards it, the more he realizes that he was in no danger! It was the darkness that was a mere illusion brought on by desperation, sorrow, and anger! One that claims men’s souls time and time again! One that tortures and agonizes the weak! He is not weak! He has never been one of the weak! Layne washes the darkness away and steps towards the light! To reach!! To take!!!

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Natalie Cage
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 3rd 2019, 6:19 pm by Natalie Cage
Natalie Cage


The Death of The Sugar Girls I


Natalie Cage is walking through the Etihad Stadium in Manchester, England. As she walks out onto the pitch, she’s greeted by Manchester City manager, Pep Guardiola and City’s star player, Sergio Aguero. She exchanges handshakes with the two men and presents them with a replica OWA World Championship, complete with custom Manchester City sideplates, to commemorate their Premier League victory at the end of the season. We then cut to Natalie, alone, sitting in one of the seats in the vast but empty stadium, her belt around her shoulder and a smile on her face.
 
I left Manchester with nothing but the will and desire to do more. I left Manchester because I thought I’d been called to something greater. Turned out everything I needed was right where I’d come from. All I’ve done since day one is graft. I’ve worked my fingers to the bone to make the world I wanna see. I wasn’t always right. I wasn’t always fair. I can admit that, I’m a grown woman. I don’t run from reality; I don’t put on some big act so the world will think I serve some other purpose. I show up, fulfil my promises and get shit done. The world has enough crazy cunts. I know because I used to be one of them. Thinking that being wild and erratic would get me attention. That it’d fill some hole left in my heart by a parent who didn’t care enough or a lover who left for some better tail. That’s a toxic mindset to have, and it certainly isn’t the mindset of a winner.
 
Winning is something I’ve been doing a lot of. I’m from a city of winners. Whether it’s me or my beloved team, we seem to be incapable of not running into gold somehow. A great champion is defined by how they carry themselves when they’re on top. A great champion doesn’t spend all their time talking about how they won the belt. They’re more concerned with keeping it. That first defence is an important one, and I wanted to make sure I picked a suitable candidate.
 
In some ways, this is a dream match. Though your current state of mind won’t allow that, Savannah. I don’t think there’s some remnant of the old Sav in there that’s been corrupted by this Persephone Bane bitch. I think you just got fucking bored of being a loser and figured you could get some attention by changing things up a bit. Hey, it’s a sound strategy, more power to you. Thing is, it’s not a winning strategy, is it? You wanna talk about how cruel you are? How much punishment you’ll inflict? Tell me, what exactly have you done since your mental shopping spree at Hot Topic? I mean, you got eliminated from the Clash in about a minute – a match I won, by the way – went away for a while, came back and…?
 
Sweet fuck all, that’s what. What the fuck happened, Sav? At least Jess had the balls to admit she was a failure. You’re just living in denial. Didn’t you lose your first match after you started calling yourself Persephone? Didn’t you fail in the Ascensions to the Heavens ladder match at Final Destination? What, you think you’re suddenly qualified to be champion? I mean, you apparently don’t care for material possessions but…
 
Natalie starts to caress her title.
 
...this sexy little number can make people betray themselves. I didn’t select you to be my first defence because I think you’re some great competitor. I did it to set an example. I did it because you pissed me off and that can’t go unpunished. What kind of a champ would I be if I let some Evanescence cosplayer walk into MY ring on MY show and try to steal the spotlight? You knew exactly what the fuck you were doing because it was the same fucking strategy that I used when I was a clueless newbie. It’s the same strategy Diantha used to get her shot at Azumi at Pluto’s Gate.
 
It’s a tale as old as fucking time. Popular woman gets belt. Crazy bitch sneak attacks her to finesse a title shot. Champ. Fucking. Wins. TyAnna retained against me and Diantha. Azumi retained against Diantha as well. And now you’re the next one on the chopping block. The next mentally unstable fucker who think that they’re somehow gonna burn this shit down. This industry’s survived rape scandals, murder cover-ups, racism, homophobia, sexism and God knows what else. But yeah, you’re the key to tearing down the establishment. One woman who hasn’t been relevant in over a year is gonna put a stop to the single most dominant Alpha in the company today.
 
You can talk all the shit you like, it’s not gonna matter when you meet another dead-end. I mean for fuck’s sake, you couldn’t even let me beat your little bestie on my own. I’ve got a tainted victory over Jessica Rose because you’ve got insecurity issues. And now we’re in a situation where we can really test the mettle of one little Jessica Rose.
 
Yeah Jess, don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. I’m not a rash decision maker, not anymore. I didn’t ask Viola to make you guest ref for the fun of it. I want you in my sights at all times while I’m pummelling the woman you were once so close to. I wanna make you watch as her teeth fly out and her bones break and not be able to do anything about it. I wanna see the Sugar Girls well and truly stomped out once and for all. Back in the day, you were an entertaining little act, but the world has to move on from relics of the past who never lived up to their potential. Neither of you are in this for redemption, you’re desperately trying to cling on because you can’t admit to yourselves that you’ve been surpassed. You laid down the foundations for fuck all. This division was built by winners. Women who stepped up and did what you couldn’t. I’m sick of this trailblazer bullshit. Just because you were there at the start, doesn’t mean you can take responsibility for where we are.
 
Fuck, as much as I hate the bitch, Roxy did more for this division at 18 than you two did in your entire careers. She made TyAnna a star, then Azumi stepped up, and then I entered the picture. That’s the line of succession, ladies. You’ve just had to watch from the side lines as the star players have lit the world on fire. All you do is talk about some amazing change. Some shift in momentum. You just never fucking do it. I know I’m supposed to carry myself with a certain air of humility now that I’m champ but fuck me am I gonna enjoy making both of you suffer.
 
Don’t get me wrong, Jess, I like you. You’re alright. But much like your little friend, defiance won’t go unanswered. You kicked me in the head for no reason other than the fact that you’ve got some weird loyalty to a cunt who clearly doesn’t give a shit about you anymore. I’m not gonna lay a finger on you, but I am gonna love seeing you count that pinfall as I shove Sav’s shoulders into the mat and retain my title. What are you gonna do? Be a biased ref? Do you think that’s gonna win her back? And Sav, what do you think’s gonna happen? You think that you can intimidate me with the spook routine? Bitch, I wrote the book on that shit. I was hanging with cult leaders and performing blood rituals back when you had a lollipop shoved up your arse like a genderbending Willy Wonka. This mind games shit? This “I’m gonna tear you apart and take the scraps” spiel? Been there. Done that. It doesn’t work, because we all know that it’s a poor substitute for substance.
 
Do you think it upsets me when you tell me that all I care about is the gold? The money? The fame? Have you ever listened to anything I’ve ever said ever? I’ve been very clear that I fucking love being the centre of attention. Every time I walk past a mirror with this bad boy over my shoulder, I have to stop and stare because I just look so fucking good with it. Every time I look at my bank account and know that I could just fucking buy a house on a whim and be good, that makes me happy. Every time I remember that I get to fuck the most powerful woman in OWA on the regular, it just reminds me that I’m better off than I was a year ago. What have you got to live for, eh? What’s so special about the life of Savannah Sunshine? All I see is a woman who wasted her shot and is now outwardly expressing her regret. The new look won’t save you. The violent mood swings won’t bring you what you want. All you’ve accomplished is getting on my nerves more than you usually do. And for that, I look forward to taking you out to the woodshed and putting you down. It’s funny you made an Old Yeller reference, because both barrels are currently up against your skull and my trigger finger’s very itchy.
Holden Tudics
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 3rd 2019, 9:16 am by Holden Tudics
Olympus Promo 1: Trite


The camera opens to only darkness and the sound of running water.

"I've taken my licks before."


The sound of a tap squeakily closing with the turn of a faucet handle fills the darkness.

"Go figure I get in my first solo fight with a Bostonian and get bum rushed by a group of boys.  It's not the first time.  It wont be the last."


The camera opens on a shot of a water filled porcelain  basin.

"I wont discredit the Bruiser though.  I don't think those guys were with him, although I do feel like a modern day Nostradamus predicting that I couldn't finish a one on one battle with a Mass hole without someone else getting their shots in."


A solitary drop of blood hits the water with a satisfying liquid sound.

"Some would say I won that match.  I don't feel like I won.  My face, it doesn't feel like it won.  I didn't get to carve up Bruiser like a turkey with a railroad spike, so I'm going to go ahead and say that I didn't win despite the record books saying otherwise."


Another crimson drop falls into the sink, this time followed close behind by two more.

"Bruiser's getting a shot at the TV title, which is what he wanted, so it seems like he won.  Pfft...prize fighters.  They're all alike.  They act like they want to win with their knuckles and earn their way, but in the end it's their running mouths that get them shots at the big time.  I can't say that I care.  I don't want gold.  Hell, I don't want the big time...still...I find myself resenting those who claim to be hunters for going out and picking these ripe fruits of my labor off of my tree of work while they're fresh and low hanging.  Again, I'm not going to eat it.  I'd let it rot on the vine if I had it my way.  I'd make men like Bull Connors watch from the sidelines, sitting on the other side of the fence of the land that I've made my property.  I'd watch them starve, thirst, and then whither away in the wind faster than their empty proclamations of dominion."


Almost as if someone suddenly rung out a washcloth, a giant geyser of blood hits the water with an interrupting splat.  After the sudden gush, tiny droplets of crimson fall like drizzle.

"You have pride.  Bullheaded, foolhardy, pride.  You're no different than the rest of the men I've battled in OWA thus far.  You're just another windbag with taped knuckles and a fragile sense of self.  You think you're the best? so did Jake Keeton, but Jake Keeton quit trying to be the best once he got into the ring with me now didn't he? Instead he reverted to his basest instincts, and it still didn't result in a victory...or at least not a victory he wanted.  You think you're the toughest like the Boston Bruiser? Well, I showed him that I could outlast him and out tough him.  I put him away cleanly and left plenty of marks on his body for him to remember who I am long after he's forgotten."


As the blood finally subsides, Derelict reaches into the now crimson waters and pulls the stopper out of the basin, letting his life essence swirl down the drain in a charming peppermint formation.

"I suppose you'll say you're different than those two? Well...you aren't.  You all think you are, but you aren't.  You think you're special and unique with your own destinies and back stories, but really you're just another body in the ring trying to make ends meet or make something of yourself.  You're not some one in a million street tough from Boston, you're not the only man who owns a pair of wrestling boots who ever tried hard to master his craft...


The camera pans up to reveal a rest stop mirror where the bald head of the Derelict reflects back into it's lens.  He cuts his bloodshot and half swollen shut eyes in a thoughtful way filled with a doom and gloom of understanding.

...you're not an invasive and soulless abomination from Bourbon Street, or some monster from the North who came out of the belly of the roughest and toughest Bowery on the planet."


The faucet clicks back to life as the top half of Derelict's face ducks back beneath the mirror's frame as gurgles echo off of the unwashed, bloody hand print covered, and vandalized rest stop walls.

"You're un-uniquely you...just like everyone else....matter of fact, I've all but forgotten who I'm talking to..."


Derelict reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wadded up run sheet for next week's Olympus.  He unravels it, holding it up over his face to block half of his reflection in the mirror as his blood filled eyes read over the card.

"Bull Connors? "Unbreakable" Bull Connors?  Heh he heh..."


Derelict flips the page to find more writing. Confused, he reads along the laundry list of Bull Connors nicknames

"What..what's this other shit? pet names his wife gave him?  Goddamn son, pick one!"


Derelict rips the run sheet in half, revealing his mangled nose in the process.  He rolls the papers between his fingers, and then shoves the twisted run sheet halves up each nostril to cease the bleeding.

"I mean a man shouldn't have more handles than his body does, and you definitely have two massive love handles.  Those will come in handy when I decide to pick you up and toss your flatso ass anywhere I want it to go.  Maybe I can help you narrow it down to one pat on the back every entrance and save the asthmatic announcer's life?"


Derelict holds out one hand and snot rockets one half of the run sheet out into it.  He unravels the blood clotted paper and holds it up to read.

"Raging? Then people are just going to call you a hard on, which you are.  Nix that one.  The ticking time bomb? We're not talking about your cardiovascular status, so let's take that one out.  The Philly Flier? Not bad.  Again, I will be throwing you around so there's no worries about living up to that one.  The Nittany Lion? more like the South Philly Sloth.  The Pride of Penn State? *whistles* didn't know Penn was going through that hard of a time.  Granted, they're not Ivy league or anything.  I'm not sure who should be more ashamed with the association, so maybe get rid of that one. 'Fucking'? That one kind of falls in line with the problems with 'raging'.  No thank you.  A lot of these are just banal tough guy jargon that any pub hound whose ever punched his pregnant wife would use, so let's skip past a few of the generics here.  I mean, don't get me wrong.  They suit you, because you're not unique, but let's hit the end of the alphabet here with your Rolodex, Unbreakable...? Well, i suppose that one remains to be seen.  I've had two men tell me that something about them was unbreakable, whether it was their sportsman's resolve or their jaw.  Both parties were incorrect in their assessment of how breakable those things were.    You're no different Bull, because you're not different. After all anything that can be built up, whether it be by one man or many, can be torn down, demolished, and desecrated.  Once you come to terms with your mortality, the more time you have to make funeral plans for yourself.  I'll even make sure they play that 90's angry white boy music for you for your procession if it's important to you.  Maybe I'll pop out that Pantera cassette and flip to the b-side for "Regular People".  Maybe I'll pop in "Far Beyond Driven" and play "I'm Broken". Or how 'bout this? Since it's an extra a'special occasion, I'll pop in some Rage and lay you down to rest to "Sleep Now In The Fire"? might even make it a cremation just to fit the theme without being too accurate with your soul's eternal fate.  Hell I can pop down to the Goodwill right now and swipe a few of those albums for you if you'd like.


Derelict shakes his head in disgust as he ironically shoves the disgusting run sheet back up his nose casually.

"Bring all your moves and fancy holds.  I've had two matches and I feel like I've seen them all before.  No matter, I'll stomp, punch, and kick the shit out of you regardless.  That's all I need to do.  That's all I ever needed to do.  Technique is for the cattle who are taught to line up single file to get their skulls punched in.  Me? I'm the guy at the end of the line toting the bolt pistol, but instead of lobotomizing you like a cattle farmer, I'm simply there to point at the hole that's already in your head,  I didn't put it there.  It was placed there by the indoctrination of weak men who came before you that thought they could bypass a genetic advantage with choreographed and cookie cutter offense.  They took the chaos out of fighting, and that's why they'll always lose against bigger opponents who don't subscribe to their indoctrination.  Every king of combat has been subdued by a wild punch they weren't expecting.  Every god of war has been fell by a massive regime rebel forces with guerrilla tactics of their own.  I'm not playing your game, Bull.  I'm not buying into the hype that you've surrounded yourself with in your own little bubble of existence.  I'm not a wrestler.  I will not wrestle you.  Maybe you know that, maybe you understand that they don't just put wrestlers in front of me anymore.  Maybe you get that they want to test your mettle and see what kind of fight you have in you.  They did it with Bruiser, so I wouldn't be surprised if they're doing the same with you.  They want to give you a participation trophy for trying and surviving me.  They want to pay you for drawing my blood and taking the punishment that I deal out.  You say you're hungry, so they're feeding you dog food to test whether or not you have the stomach to face some of the atrocities it takes to carry out in order to get to the top.  They wont outright say it, but they think I'm your stepping stone to bigger and better things.  They know that I'll do everything to you and they want to know if this cow can walk out of the chute with a bolt through it's skull and still keep going.  They know I'm not here to do anything but maliciously maim and get my rocks off.  They know you're here for the glory, and that I'll do everything within me to make sure you don't walk out of our match. I'm not here to eat the burgers.  I'm not here to make them.  I'm here to supply the meat on a silver platter that I'll never get to touch.  The question is if you'll come out of the kitchen well done after I serve you up rare."


Derelict hocks a bloody loogie into the sink and kicks the rest stop door open.

"All this food talk's made me hungry.  Maybe I'll go snag some dog food...


Derelict leaves the bathroom grumbling

"beats the hell out of a philly cheese steak..."


As the door swings closed, the camera's left with the horror show Derelict has wrought within this confined space.
Persephone Bane
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 2nd 2019, 3:43 pm by Persephone Bane
The sound of static fills the air before a video begins to stream on all promo platforms through the OWA Network. The scene finally comes into view as a static filled television plays scenes from Savannah Sunshine’s career. “Savannah Sunshine has DEFEATED her idol and friend, Aria Jaxon, to move onto the next round in the OWA Women’s Championship tournament!” Static fills the screen again and the scene on the screen changes. Scenes flash from Savannah Sunshine’s match from Hardcore Havoc against Aria Jaxon. From the spot where she hit the Suplex on Aria onto the Lego’s and Jolly Ranchers. To the ending where Aria Jaxon wrapped that leather belt around Savannah Sunshine’s throat and locked in the 1-8-7. The scene fades after we watch as Savannah Sunshine fades out with blood pouring down her face. The next few scenes fly by in a blur through more matches of Savannah’s career. As the scenes fly by faster and faster, until we see the final straw that pushed the candy loving, sugar filled woman over the edge.


The scene plays out as Jessica Rose hits the Celestial Arrow. The pair having just nailed the Goodnight Moon II upon Rochelle. But, as the former tag team hug one another, Jessica turns her back on Savannah and grabs a hold of her hair to send her tumbling from the ring. The added weight of having the people she cared most for turning their back on her had caused too much on the former woman. The screen flashes through with static before coffin style nails painted pitch black lift a baseball bat up and slam it into the television screen as it shatters and sparks fly from the screen. The sound of heavy, frustrated breathing can be heard before a loud, ear shattering shriek can be heard filling the air. Persephone Bane comes into view now as she drops the baseball bat onto the now shattered glass remains of the television screen.


“Everyone keeps confusing us for the vessel that we hold now. But, we can assure you that we are not the Sunshine you are looking for.” A dark chuckle escapes lips painted blood red as she cracks her neck. “That is where Jessica Rose seems to have things confused. But, we made sure we brought out that fire we know lays far beneath the core of Sunshine’s former friend. We are the reason she lashed out at Natalie Cage last week and we are the reason Natalie Cage chose to put her precious gold on the line against us.” She pauses for a moment, licking over her lips. “We remember a few weeks back when Natalie Cage thought she could stick her nose into our business. But, we thought perhaps she had learned her lesson after we beat some sense into her. But, my oh my, how we were so wrong. Natalie Cage was not supposed to be our target. We had no intentions of causing harm to Natalie Cage.” She tugged at the strands of her hair, face contorting into something that resembled anger.


“But, we had to attempt to put her down like precious Old Yeller. But, she wanted more than that. She allowed her egotistical ways and malicious intent to get the best of her. She allowed that hatred to fester into something she did not seem to know how to control. She allowed that need for revenge to fester until she decided to take matters into her own hands. Something she will soon learn was nothing more than a mere mistake upon her part.” She chuckles softly, head tilting a bit as she grimaces. “Natalie… You seem to believe that there is any semblance of that pathetic, weak, mortal known as Savannah Sunshine left inside of us. But, what do we have to do to prove to you that she is no more? Do we have to rip your teeth out one by one? Do we have to leave more than such an impact upon you that you choose to put your life into our hands? You’ve made a grave mistake, Natalie… You’ve no idea just what exactly we are capable of. But, we will ensure that we show you just exactly what we are capable of.”


For a few moments, silence fills the air and you can hear the sound of static. Persephone closes her eyes, pulling herself together as she inhales a soft breath. “Savannah Sunshine is dead. We ensured that we did just that when we made our presence known. The darkness that festered up inside of her turned into what we are today. That name does nothing to us. It merely makes us think the rest of you haven’t quite gotten the message. But, we assure you… None of you quite know what darkness is just yet. But, we will show you exactly what darkness means. We have watched you parade around as a joke of a champion. We have watched you pander to these pathetic fans and the people in the back. We have watched as you send Odyssey straight to its untimely demise. But, no longer will we allow you to do such a thing, Natalie.” She stares into the camera lens, settling into a steel chair she pulls over. “You’re fickle and we both know you could care less about anyone in the back and about the fans. You want nothing more than gold, you want nothing more than fame. You are just as pathetic as everyone else in this wasteland of a company.” She remains silent for a beat again, trying to piece together her thoughts properly.

“You claim that we have left, that we so called Odyssey originals left this place behind. But, that’s the furthest thing from the truth. Savannah Sunshine fought her hardest. She did everything she could until her good wasn’t good enough anymore. But, rest assured… We have always been here. Whether you know that or not. We have always been festering and boiling within one Savannah Sunshine and you haven’t any idea just what you are getting yourself into. Between you and poor little delusional Jessica Rose, you all seem to have this notion that we care about gold at all. We could care less about whether we gain gold, whether we gain wins, whether we make any impact around here. But, we will burn this entire foundation to the ground with every last one of you within it.” Her voice grows darker now, something colder and meticulous as she narrows her gaze in a dangerous way. “Whether you want to believe it or not, we still helped pave the very foundation of this company as one of the first women around who even gave a damn about making their name known. We hate to admit such a thing, but that’s the truth and the whole truth. Nothing bitter about that. At the end of the night, you will be the one laying on your back and we?” She grins eerily, head tilted in a way that seemed almost inhuman. “We will have our hand raised into the air, holding onto the possession you claim so dearly… Then, we will be on a one way ticket to sending you and everyone else straight to Hell.” With that, the scene faded to darkness as loud and maniacal laughter filled the air.
Rob
"Closer than you know": Megan Harper
Post June 2nd 2019, 3:28 pm by Rob
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Christie Ciri Sky
"closer than you know."
First Match Promo: vs. Megan Harper, semifinals round

THE ATHENA'S CUP TOURNAMENT



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* Narrator's voice,
* Ciri's voice,
* - // Scenery.




When you thought you could see your light, your imagination was distorted. But she's have an instinct that can not be canceled. Your revenge has been destroyed, your great return has returned to the point of entry. Maybe you are a crime, but this woman is the main stage, and the other only actors who play. Do not be ashamed of what you keep in your mind. The war has just begun.

1st June, 2019, Madison, Winconsin


- // We are in the arena where Odyssey took place. We see on the screen Christie Sky winning and her successful debut. After a short moment The Creator walks down the hall. It is dark, it's empty. Suddenly, Sky raises her head and begins to laugh.





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It was easy. It was just the beginning. Jessica ... Was not that supposed to be the new season, the new gates for Jessica Rose ?! Was not that something good?! That the newborn light will light up the Odyssey roster?! Damn, it was so close.



- // Ciri puts a basket from her hands and shows it to the camera.



But.. nice try. But you know what, maybe it's better. Someone like you, or other losers from Athena's Cup Tournament can not represent the goddess of war, Athena! Your light has gone out again. Just stay, retreat. You did not even give any initiative to do something in my direction. This is sad. But enough to talk about little important things or people. Now in the pinch I have a new game, a good bitchy dog, which I have been hunting for a good few years in previous federations, huh... Megan Harper... I'll see you in Minnessota, but we also see each other in hell.




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- // The screen goes out


2nd June, 2019, Unknown place
- // We are in a corridor in which Christie sits calmly and looks in the mirror.

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Megan Harper. The Storm is coming. Finally In someone who are worthy my attention. Someone stronger and smarter than Jessica Rose. I know you. I know your serves. Within two years, I've looked through all of your movements and goals. But if you only will know, here is the Omega Wrestling Alliance, not any other federation. Who are you here? Do not brag achievements, which are beyond the OWA. Do I take pride in being the x11 time World Women's Champion? 2017 Hall of Fame inductee? No. Here, I opened my new possibilities and created new goals for myself. One of these goals is you. Start cursing better the day when OWA let me join their roster. You're just a patched doll loose at the seams. You are just a puppet chasing someone's dreams. A sad combination of every idol you've ever wanted to be but you can not trust me. You can only lie in my shadow if this truth is too bright. Do not go in Rose's footsteps, or you'll be to the neck in grief. You are the part that grows when you feel the adrenaline in your veins. Do not try to spin in a different way if you can not spin in one way. Imagine yourself with the OWA championship title, with the Athena statuette, because you will never be able to win it until I finish my steps to the finals. The thing is all this? It will last, will continue, because of me, because this championship will not go anywhere, WITHOUT ME. Megan, I'm going for the OWA World Championship. Or will it be a fucking Natalie Cage with mental problems or a creeping Hades property - Persephone. Honestly, going to Athena's Cup Tournament this week I know what awaits me. I am not going to let you make any mistake that could cost me too much, but that my win over Jessica and my confidence will be my ruin. No no no. My confidence and my win together will work well together. I still bring my confidence around the world, people hate me for that, it was not easy for anyone to have a sense of humor and my style of being. It's really simple, it's really easy to sit down and talk about how it will be easy for me to beat Harper. But after Boiling Point, when we will celebrate my winning of Athena's Cup Tournament! Thinking that you are just a few days before your loss, maybe let's give a minute of silence? Okay? (1 MINUTE SILENCE) You're welcome. You deserved it. Please. Megan, you do not have to think that I'm a bigger character than your life, you do not have to think that this aura of hype is around me, which should be intimidating, because OWA Universe wants to see something good, not repetitive, not promising the way it promised like Jessica. And you? At the most maybe you are fucking stupid, because instead of run away you'll still pushing... Oh Megan ... I know that you will give me what I want - real war, but I will be the one who will come out victorious. Let me repeat, please. This is OWA. Quite different. This is not *** or LAW. This is hope. A gate to dignity. Here, like every barking bitch, you did not achieve anything. Although the Omega Wrestling Alliance was created a year ago and this is the second season, the only people who achieved something were Dulce, Natalie or Azumi Goto. The only people who can at least boast of their achievements here. And you? And you poor Megan? You remind me of my younger sister who, for fame and for goodness, turned away from her loved ones. The only words I read from her at her timeline are "You can only drink my coolaid." And you know what Harper, you can only suck ma dick. I am not afraid of you or any storm. I swam through the biggest storms, but storms were afraid of me. They escaped from confrontation with me. A new era begins. It's not like I use everyone, I just can manipulate people. Some people need to work hard for it to be successful. Some are so exhausted that they reach the very end on their knees. They are already so severed that every next move starts to hurt, but we have more types. Others are those who only on their knees to suck a dick to get a success. But third... Third ones who around the others bouncing and sweep the sand into someone's eyes, being the first at the finish line. To get my respect, just don't start with me. I'm too honest person, but too fake so that you can take over my mind. My mind is a bullet, my body is a machine, and every person from Odyssey are my target. I don't take anything for granted, nobody knows what will happen tomorrow, in a week, in a month, after Boiling Point, or at Boiling Point itself... But I know. Revolt, Revolution and Riot's era will begin. Bring your tricks Megan, do the worst - I'm waiting, I'm really encouraging this because when I look at it, I want to know that you brought everything with you. Now the majority will push me, and cause that I will dig a deep hole under me, and when it seems that you will lead me to the limits of my endurance, don't worry. I will just give you a shovel and you will dig a hole yourself, which will push you twice harder until the final defeat. I can introduce you to a certain truth. Everyone is more delighted with what is happening now and how I will lead the fate. You have a dream, you want to do it and I'm going to prevent it. Harper, i decides whether you will do it or not. I will only be able to cut you when you strive to achieve your goal. Athena doesn't want such people in her embrace. Make a note of conscience. At some point I realized where I was making a mistake. How much it can cost me. I understand that you will begin to try Megan to enter my ambitions. But you can not fool the truth and the last resort. In the end, I can say that I got you.


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- // We are moving to the villa Christie Sky, who squats in the garden and suddenly her little daughter cuddles up to her.


MARYLIN: Mommy!

- / / Christie begins to smile and flushes her tear, which she tries to hide from her daughter. Suddenly, the screen goes out and we're moving to the child's room. Christie tells Marylin a bedtime story.


CIRI: Goddess Athena was a beautiful woman. Her eyes were blue-gray. She always wore knight's armor, because it was her job to settle the fate of wars and peace throughout the world. However, she didn't like war - she considered her a barbarity carrying evil and destruction. That's why she often sought to avoid battles and fights. She always stood on the side of people who were right in a given dispute. When she did not take part in fighting and peaceful negotiations, she dealt with women's activities. She had agile hands that could create unattainable works of art from fabrics and threads. Besides, Earth's women also taught this art, but these were never able to match it. Athena had some minor flaws. Like everyone.


- // Suddenly Marylin fell asleep, and Christie kisses her daughter on the forehead, covers her and walks out of the room, hugged from behind by her husband - Rob Bwvis.





CIRI: Everyone has disadvantages. Athena saw the war as barbarism, but I consider war as a solution to the dispute that is just beginning with Megan Harper to show the whole OWA Universe, who is worthy to wear the title of the last ashes of Athena, and this person is me.


Eris, Jonetta Stone, Megan Harper. People who are fighting for dignity and a better future. However, in the ranks there are also people who don't know what they have achieved to get the fight for the women's championship. Is not Rochelle accidentally lost in the first round, and such a loser fights to lead the entire division? There is one thing different between me and everyone else in this federation. I create my path to success by myself and the other people by simple luck. Megan.. I'm closer than you know. I'm not perfect. I'm wrong, I make mistakes and fail. I can have a bad day, but it's only a day. I wake up the next morning and I want to fight for my dreams again. I believe in hard work and intensely work on my success every day. Dreams don't come true. Someone makes that dreams come true. I will not commit today the same mistakes as yesterday. That's why I never lose. I either win or I learn. Win is what counts. It is the greatest fun in life. If you can not do something by yourself, by trick or bribery, you must force others to do it for you. Learning is the most perfect training ground for acquiring this strategy and tactics. You just have to constantly prove to people who is better. Clamp them, attack them, pin them down and put them on the ground. Then nobody will jump up and you will feel absolutely at the top. They were making another victory and appropriating other people's property as if they had any right to it. The count knew that justice existed. I had no doubts about it. Sooner or later, the proud, self-confident conquerors will be defeated, washed away by the wind of history, and their name will be covered with shame, like all barbarians in history. Such an end meets those who want to change the order of the world by force, and build their happiness on the corpses of innocent victims. The future belongs to the weaker. Are you afraid of heights? Come to the edge of the abyss and let your fear keep you above the edge, not allowing you to fall. Are you afraid of fighting? Let fear multiply your strength and your skill. Fear is the same tool in the hands of a real warrior as dexterity or skill, even fear can be used to achieve victory. A real, decent victim of fate does not have to try at all. 


The goal of each game is to win. If you don't care about winning, it makes no sense to fight, but you do not always have to win to be a winner. Sometimes it's enough that others will lose and this person is MEGAN HARPER.


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Emmanuelle
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 1st 2019, 7:46 pm by Emmanuelle
[Things didn’t quite go as April planned on Odyssey. Even with all her skills and wrestling a near perfect match, she lost. Despite the loss however, she was in a relatively calm and friendly mood as she made her way backstage, an icepack offered by a young trainee right behind the curtain offering a slight bit of relief to her neck and head. As she starts to make her way towards the locker room a physician approaches her to take her for concussion testing.]


Doctor: April, do you want me to have a look-


April: Look, I’m fine. I don’t have a bad headache, not sensitive to lights and sounds, no weird ringing in the ears. I’ve been through enough concussion protocol to know if I’m hurt. If I feel any worse I’ll check with my own doctor, okay?


Doctor: Alright. You know where to find me?


April: Yep, either catering or in whatever shoe closet they stuff ya in. Seriously though, thanks.


[Deciding to take a moment to relax in a nearby chair, April presses the pack against her neck, replaying the match in her head and getting more and more annoyed by it, lightly tapping the knuckles of her free hand against her temple until she notices the timekeeper from ringside making his way backstage]


April: Ugh...hey, hey...What was the time of that match?


Timekeeper: Uh...13 minutes, 55 seconds.


April: Shit...Sorry, not anything you did, just thinking. Thanks.


Timekeeper: Sorry about the loss. You had a good match tonight! Don’t let the loss keep you down.


April: Thank you.


[After the timekeeper leaves April to her thoughts, she goes back to sitting quietly, replaying the match in her mind once more, thinking if she missed any opportunities.]


April: I tried to push her at least twenty minutes...Didn’t quite get her worn down enough…


????: Excuse me, April?


[April looks up with a glare at first but softens it immediately once she notices Cori Simmons standing by with a cameraman. Cori seemed a bit startled at the glare but a wave of relief can be seen in her expression once April relaxes.]


April: Oh, you’re Cori, right? One of the backstage interviewers. Don’t you work for one of the other shows or something?


Cori: (smiling) I do, actually, but you’re not the only one who works double duty, Miss Song.


April: Touche. What do you want? Came here to interview the loser? Did Giant Bully A send you here to taunt me or somethin’?

Cori: Oh, nothing like that. I just wanted to get your thoughts about the mixed results you had here this week in OWA. I...I know you don’t want to use it as an excuse, but I saw some of the footage of the match you had in Japan during a LAW tour-



April: And we’re not going to even mention it. Alright?


Cori: Alright…


April:...I am not surprised by this result, believe it or not. I think my attempts at humor got lost on Giant Bully A. I knew who Athena was and what she represented. It appears that I didn’t have her blessing to move on to the next round. Did Athena choose Eris as her physical embodiment here in OWA? Did She strike me out of the running because of some form of hubris? Or maybe She has something greater in mind? Either way, I lost out in the end. Eris is as strong as I suspected and a little more durable than I feared. I made the mistake of going with the SDF-1 instead of the Killer Clutch…..You know, let me ask you something. WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH WOMEN AROUND HERE!? JESUS...Its like, every time I wrestle a woman here they have some hidden power that they call on. Azumi a few months ago...Eris tonight. But with Eris...the energy, the fighting spirit I felt when she started powering her way out of the SDF-1...it was different than Azumi. When I fought Goto...it was pure, rooted in love of the sport, rooted in the will to win. When I fought Eris….it felt different.


[Cori looks on, somewhat confused by what April means but not having a question to interject with.]


April: But anyway, Eris may think that I was trying to convince myself that I could win. I KNOW I can win. Hell, I just beat a man of similar size to her last night. She caught me off guard. I guess I do have to back off some of my claims though: She’s not dumb...and she’s actually kinda cute in person. Don’t really get the hairstyle, but whatever. I gained a new bit of respect for her...but I also gained some intel on her. I know now that she does indeed have heart...but apparently its attached to someone else. I know now that Giant Bully A has Giant Bully B at her side. Something about B made A go berserk and get even stronger. Maybe I need to find my own trigger, something that gets me to that next level. And when I do, I’ll fight either one of the Giant Bullies. That said, it’s time to move on to the next, right? I’m out of the tournament I didn’t want to be in anyway, so I have something else already in mind. Like I said before, I need to find my Lethal Specialists Championship some shiny new company. She’s getting bored...one more thing….
MEGAN...WIN THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT! DON’T LET THAT ASSHAT FROM THE DOLLHOUSE OR THE GIANT BULLY WIN!


That’s all.


[April gets up, clutching the ice pack a bit tighter as she winces in pain, shrugging it off with a tired smile.]


April: Damn, today sucked. I lost, Liverpool won, and Little Miss Pinup Girl won too….Jeez, Athena must have been pissed at me….
kennydrake
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 1st 2019, 5:02 pm by kennydrake
PENDLETON, OREGON
5:22 AM on SATURDAY MORNING
HEAVEN’S DEN - THEATER


A movie theater. A small movie theater, but a theater nonetheless. Rows of leather chairs face a large screen reaching from ceiling to floor. Painted on the walls are the posters of Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Django, Fistful of Dollars, and...for some reason...The American President.


The door in the back swings open, letting a bit of light into the dim room. Kenny Drake and Niki Khan enter. Niki carries a bucket of popcorn; Kenny has two sodas.


The theater is empty, but Kenny and Niki take their place dead in the center of the room. Niki sighs as she leans back.


NIKI KHAN
This is so nice. It’s been way too long since we’ve used this theater.


KENNY DRAKE
It really has. I’ve been wanting to just spend time with you for so long…


NIKI KHAN
Awwww, you pussy.


Kenny grins to his wife, who plants a kiss on his cheek.


NIKI KHAN
So...what’re we watching? Endgame? Spider Man? Something romantic?


KENNY DRAKE
….ehhhhhhh….


Kenny moves his hand in a “roll it” fashion. The lights immediately dim…


A projector sparks to life…



“It was dark as a brooding figure sat by a stream…”


NIKI KHAN
...are we watching Twilight?


“The camera cuts to the dog drinking water.  The hooded figure then removes it to reveal The Udy.”


NIKI KHAN
NO. KENNY? NO. PAUSE THIS SHIT.


The promo pauses.


KENNY DRAKE
Niki, c’mon, it’ll be sh-


NIKI KHAN
GOD DAMMIT, KENNY. GOD DAMMIT. I thought we were just gonna watch a FUCKIN movie, now I gotta sit through THIS horseshit! HOW is this still going on?! How is this still a fuckin thing?!


KENNY DRAKE
I...I don’t really know, but he apparently doesn’t have to adhere to deadli-itdoesntmatter...look...we just need to do this reeeeeally quick, and then we can watch whatever you want. Ok? Whatdya wanna watch?


NIKI KHAN
...the American Pr-


KENNY DRAKE
NOT...the American President again...ok? Not again. I’d rather watch an Udy match.


NIKI KHAN
We watch the American President, or we ONLY watch Udy matches...


Kenny and Niki stare at each other. Niki raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms.


The Mexican standoff intensifies…


KENNY DRAKE
...FINE. goddammitwe’llwatchtheamericanfuckinpresidentAGAIN…


NIKI KHAN
...then Amelie.


KENNY DRAKE
fuckin...no...WHY that one?


NIKI KHAN
IM A GIRL AND IT MAKES ME SMILE SO...there ya go!


Kenny huffs and slumps in his chair. He reaches for the popcorn, but Niki pulls it away. Kenny hangs his head.


KENNY DRAKE
...fine…


NIKI KHAN
God damn right Fine. Makin me sit through Udy…on a Saturday. Better be Fine.


Niki leans back and flips off the screen, before closing her eyes.


NIKI KHAN
Alright, watch the DumDum say his Dum Dum shit…


KENNY DRAKE
...god you’re hot… ROLL IT.




“The Udy :  Kenny it has been almost a month now that wr have been running around the perimeter of each other's territory.”


KENNY DRAKE
...wha?


NIKI KHAN
the fuck is he talking about? What territory does this prick claim?


“And the day we actually face each other, the day The Demon Wolf stands toe to toe with The Omega Wolf,  is almost upon us. It will be glorious man.”


KENNY DRAKE
It probably won’t be...you’re just a way to knock off the rust. I’m, like...waaaaay better...


“You see this kingdom the darkness will cover your existence up.  As fear and doubt will creep into your psyche, your soul will look for its deliverance.”


KENNY DRAKE
...I feel like he’s said that before. Those exact lines, verbatim...


NIKI KHAN
HE’S SAID ALL OF THIS BEFORE! THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!


“Kenny I am not a mere mortal,  nor am I your fictional monster. I am the instrument of your deliverance.”


KENNY DRAKE
THERE IT IS AGAIN!


NIKI KHAN
So...what is he, a fairy? A merman? What is he?


KENNY DRAKE
He’s LLLLOBO from Super Monsters! A preschool werewolf who likes to go FAST FAST FAST!


NIKI KHAN
Aww...now Lobo is ruined…dammit...


“When Cage betrayed you,  it was beginning of Karma hitting back at you.  All the years of pitiful arrogance and all the pains you caused,  it came back to haunt you. And I will be the grim reaper who finally puts the final nail in the coffin of your end.”


KENNY DRAKE
...hold on...PAUSE.


The screen pauses on Udy making a dumb face. Niki laughs. Kenny, however, is seething…


KENNY DRAKE
THIS motherFUCK… who has no idea what Wolvesden even IS...is now claiming to understand what the fuck is going on between me and Cage AND that he’s gonna be my end!?!! That little prick is trying to include himself in THAT, now?! NO. FUCK. THAT. This fuckin hagfish motherfucker is trying to raise his fuckin stock using ME?!


Kenny picks up his soda and takes a large sip, before spitting it out at the screen.


KENNY DRAKE
THIS has gone on long enough...FUCK this little prick. He’s dead. This has gone on long enough...for the sake of OWA, I need to end this little bastard. This is insane. This time wasting motherfucker...this distracting little leech piece of shit...


Kenny suddenly stands and storms away...before stopping and turning back to Niki. She simply cocks her head to him and smiles knowingly…


KENNY DRAKE
...I’m sorry...I’m going to have t-


NIKI KHAN
Take a rain check, I know...Go train.


Kenny smiles and nods, before blowing Niki a kiss. She mockingly covers her eye like he shot it out and mouths “what the fuck.” Kenny chuckles and shakes his head before walking up the steps…


NIKI KHAN
Kenny!


He stops and turns to her. He smiles at her.


NIKI KHAN
...kill that little poser.


Kenny grins and licks his lips, before storming out.


Niki eats a handful of popcorn.


NIKI KHAN
...Play.




“The dog walks up and sits beside Udy.  He looks up and howls as Udy starts muttering something.”


NIKI KHAN
Aww, puppers! Run, puppy! He’s gonna try to fuck you! I mean eat you...or both? I don’t know, I don’t get him...


“The Udy: Kenny let's end this on Kingdom this week. Let your self be engulfed in the painful eradication.  It's over for you Kenny. It's over.”


NIKI KHAN
Oh NOW you want it to be over? YOU get to decide that it’s over? What, you got “other plans?” You fuckin prick. Just for that, I’m naming my shits Udy’s. Asshole.


“Udy starts laughing maniacally as demonic chants start up..”



...and it just kinda ends. The lights go up. Niki sips at her soda and shakes her head.


NIKI KHAN
Jesus Christ. What a prick.


She takes another sip at her soda and looks around at the paintings on the walls…


NIKI KHAN
...he totally fucks that dog…


Another sip.


NIKI KHAN
ALEXA. Play American President.



The projector again flicks to life. The Columbia Pictures logo is shown on the big screen…


NIKI KHAN
...fuckin love the american president…


Niki again takes a sip of her soda as the lights dim...


NIKI KHAN
...oh, Wolves Aeternum! ...now turn that camera off and get o-



BLACK
The Udy
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post June 1st 2019, 8:10 am by The Udy
It was dark as a brooding figure sat by a stream.  The camera cuts to the dog drinking water.  The hooded figure then removes it to reveal The Udy. 

The Udy :  Kenny it has been almost a month now that wr have been running around the perimeter of each other's territory.  And the day we actually face each other, the day The Demon Wolf stands toe to toe with The Omega Wolf,  is almost upon us.  It will be glorious man.  You see this kingdom the darkness will cover your existence up.  As fear and doubt will creep into your psyche,  your soul will look for its deliverance.  Kenny I am not a mere mortal,  nor am I your fictional monster.  I am the instrument of your deliverance.  When Cage betrayed you,  it was beginning of Karma hitting back at you.  All the years of pitiful arrogance and all the pains you caused,  it came back to haunt you.  And I will be the grim reaper who finally puts the final nail in the coffin of your end.  

The dog walks up and sits beside Udy.  He looks up and howls as Udy starts muttering something. 

The Udy: Kenny let's end this on Kingdom this week. Let your self be engulfed in the painful eradication.  It's over for you Kenny.  It's over. 

Udy starts laughing maniacally as demonic chants start up..
Jonetta Stone
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 30th 2019, 10:15 pm by Jonetta Stone
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🏵️”No New Friends” by LSD plays as a low bop, as Jonetta Stone is seen at a tea party table. The tea table is colourful with white, yellow, and pink flowery designed covered tea cups. Jonetta is in a white and yellow sailor outfit, sitting on a white wolf fur covered chair. Three chairs are left over as a Dollhouse Dreamhouse housekeeper comes around to take a seat next to Jonetta.🏵

Jonetta: No sweetie, that’s Roxy’s chair.

🏵️The housekeeper walks around Jonetta to the other chair next to her, on her opposite side.🏵

Jonetta: DiVa’s.

🏵️The housekeeper goes all the way to the opposite side of where Jonetta is at the table and takes her seat in a what’s obviously a child’s chair, I’m talking younger than preteens. The woman is uncomfortable but stays professional as Jonetta smiles.🏵

Jonetta: Perfect. Don’t you pout! You couldn’t have expected that Roxy or DiVa would want to look directly at the help or lower guests if they were here, let alone hear that someone had been sitting in their chairs when they’re not, could you? As for me, I kind of enjoy eye contact, they are the window to the soul of otherwise boring creatures. Have you ever locked eyes with a little cutie before their life goes out? Not people of course, beasts.

Housekeeper: No, I can’t say I have mam.

Jonetta: Awww such a shame, you should try it sometime. Start out with the little ones first if you’re afraid, some only value the big prey, but they all present their unique challenges and thrills. It’s much like wrestling, it doesn’t matter who you step into the ring with if you have the right mindset, no matter how low tier…disgusting….filthy they are…You can get a certain feeling watching them squirm, notice how their bodies start to move differently after you hit them, or catch the expression in their eyes when they start to realize that you’re zeroing in on a victory over them that can’t stop. It’s such a feeling~~

Housekeeper: Mam, you have a match with Novita…

Jonetta: Oh yes, that the famous Nobi’s sister. I wish I was facing her brother, maybe I could hang his past championships on my wall, or have them melted down to then form nice little rings around my fingers. The shame with most people is unlike animals, most people like Novita, don’t have anything you can make accessories out of nor hang over your mantle.  You know people always ask me, “are you in the fur and ivory hunting business because you like fashion or is it a power thing?” It’s such a basic girl level question, it would be like asking me if I enjoy tag team gold because it represents being on top of the division or if it’s because I love the look of gold on me. Who says it’s an either or! Pish posh! It’s all intertwined! Fashion has always been about power, always about showcasing your class in wealth or in IQ by being able to put a good wardrobe together! People wore what they wore to show themselves as nobles and if they weren’t nobles they could show they were educated enough to know what was in style! Which brings me to my ill fashioned opponent, this hunchback slouching menace who has wasted her good looks and wrestling ability by way of terrible self presentation, that shows she wasn’t raised to mind her posture or to dress for the occasion of being displayed in front of others!  

Worse she acts like a tom…(Jonetta comes off finding it hard to say the word and almost about to puke.)..tom……TOMBOY!

Housekeeper: Ms Jonetta, I thought such vulgar words were forbidden in this house!

Jonetta: I know, I know, put a dollar from my coffers into the swear jar, but I had no choice when describing my opponent! She’s the type you can imagine wearing backwards caps and leather jackets! If Serena Williams can carry herself like a lady by wearing cat suits and tutus when dominating the court, no one woman in OWA has an excuse to act like being a serious athlete means you have to dress manly! There is no reason for women to emulate men in any shape or form! There is no reason in a time when our three top singles world champions and our one world tag team champions are all women, that we’d have one of them called an “alpha male”! No reason that womanhood would not be embraced to its apex! Even if Novita by miracle denied the boy word I uttered earlier, she still covets the fame of men by using the Mat Magician moniker dropped down to her when her brother stopped using it! She’s like some poverty-stricken kid willing to take her sibling’s hand me downs, but unlike with clothes you don’t even need money to come up with your own persona, so how pathetic is that?! All because some women refuse to step out of the shadow of men, if they admit it or not!

I present to all the little girls out there an alternative path, a better mindset! One where shopping and gossiping, great tools for women to climb the ladder, are not stigmatized by the anti social!

Women are the more versatile gender, sure men have their use like heavy manual labour, but women are the ones have the ability to exude beauty and strength simultaneously.  How many men do you know can brawl in high heels? I can. How many men could walk down a catwalk wearing a coat with fur they had skinned off a beast by themselves? You know I have. I’ve been an athlete and hunter all my life, but I have never lost touch with my femininity. When I was on the ice rink playing hockey as a young girl in Ottawa, a lot of the girls who had ogre like features thought that meant they had the strength of ones too, but that never stopped me from knocking them out with a good right, well taken care of, hand! Just like I have no issue coming out in pinup costume before I do my work in the ring! Silk hides steel, get yourselves educated ladies and look it up! It wouldn’t hurt to become slightly well read!

Every fine lady has a certain love for poetry, accidental or not, much like the Dollhouse when it found it’s third doll go from porcelain to ivory, just like the skin of Sansa Stark. Why not continue unattended poetics by having a goddess replace a goddess, Aphrodite replaced by OWA’s new Athena!
The goddess of war, and yet even in her armour, Athena still wore a dress. Novita has no right to be in, let alone win, this tournament. Not when an Athena in the flesh stands right here!

Housekeeper: And yet some say Novita’s wrestling acumen is a problem, regardless of where she’s gotten it, she’s the mat magician.

Jonetta: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Sorry, from which wrestling school did she graduate? We’re all meant to give her credit because she has a cute nickname? I’m sure she’s been trained well, but you’d have to be fooled by my beauty if you ignored me making my opponent tap out last Odyssey and think I can’t keep up with any wrestler in the world. I graduated as the valedictorian of the Wrestling Grotto, a place far harsher than any other school or even dungeon, it was headed by the all-American wrestler Jack Miles! To doubt my wrestling ability is a fatal mistake! Even if she a better wrestler, which I don’t acknowledge as fact, I have the striking and instincts advantage of someone trained not by her family, but by professional trainers and the wild. Does anyone think sweet Nobi taught her a killer’s instinct? Anyone think she ever felt danger in that ring with him? I’ve been around cutthroats and feral animals most of my life, I know it is destroy or be destroyed out there!

Novita, you unkempt Neanderthal! Just as is done to the wrinkled and stained clothes brought to the dry cleaners, a raggedy MUTT like you is going to get
starched!

🏵️Jonetta makes a disgusted sneer and lightly tosses a napkin at the camera to end the video.🏵
Melanie B
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 30th 2019, 10:14 pm by Melanie B
Odyssey Promo #1

“The Work”


It was half past midnight when Serenity Hunter walked into the first place she’s ever called home. She was back in Brooklyn where she would stay until Friday night and from there she was off to Madison, Wisconsin where she would be face-to-face in the ring with the OWA Goddess Champion. She was grateful for the opportunity to prove her worth against someone as accomplished as Dulce Torres. In just a short span of time, she was a two-time OWA Goddess Champion. Meanwhile, Serenity had yet to win a title. She came close to winning one several times - first against Miranda Minors back at LAW Homecoming and just recently against Lisa Frankenstein at an SSS event. She stopped worrying about whether or not she was good enough to be in this business. As Stephanie would say “do the work, and you’ll see results.” Without talking about it, both of them knew where Serenity was falling short. It was no secret between them that she’s holding herself back as if she was afraid to take things to the next level. It was if she allowed herself to be distracted by her own demons. Was she afraid of going down the same road as her father? Was she so afraid of failure that her fears were now a reality? Even Serenity herself didn’t have the answer to those questions. But what she did know was that she had to keep showing up, keep training, keep on fighting. She was the one who wanted this; she wanted to wrestle so bad that she went behind her mother and Steph’s back to being trained by the enigmatic Reina Kenshin. When her first mentor left in the win, Matsuda would resume her training. She recalled the first several weeks of sessions. At first, it was just Steph teaching her the basics. Soon enough she was joined by Jocelyn, the younger sister of one of the world’s worst individuals to walk the earth. Stephanie was in a dark place then, as was Joce, but Serenity held onto hope that they would come out of the other side better people.


And they did.


She checked on her and mother and sister before retreating to the kitchen. They were both asleep, but mom had some leftover Chinese in the fridge. While waiting on the microwave to heat her food, Serenity pondered about her opponent. She was a soft-spoken young woman, possibly a year or two older than Serenity herself. She’s never seen someone so focused in the gym nor anyone so tenacious in the ring. In a way Dulce reminded her of a better version of herself, someone she always wanted to be.


Dulce reminded her of Aria Jaxon.


At least during the early days. When she used to follow Steph’s career, she remembered watching Aria’s first match in So Cal Pro. She was a former ring announcer, some skinny kid from along the coast who wanted to make a name for herself. She was in a six-woman match, teamed with a young Mia Matsuda and Vendetta Vaughan. These two would, later on, be known as Cloud Matsuda and Brody Sparks respectively. Their opponents were three sisters, ones whose name she couldn’t remember. They may have been who she thought they were, which would be ironic considering the career trajectory of all the women involved. Meanwhile, Serenity’s first match was against a one Noir Harmony Avery, a side project helmed by Matsuda, Jaxon, and Tarah Nova. She remembered how much Avery was praised by her peers and mentors alike. Just like how Tiffany Santana was, as well as Ashlyn Moon, The Wild Boys, Natsu Toyama, and of course Jocelyn Sky, former Lethal Specialist Champion.


Serenity knew she had to stop comparing herself to others. She knew it would be her downfall. She remembered receiving an email from Matsuda’s latest prodigy, a young girl named Sora Todoh. After hearing good things about her from Steph, she wanted to meet Serenity next time she was in Japan. They were both signed to SSS, but currently had different schedules at the moment. As Serenity sighed and ate her food, she wondered that maybe Stephanie still had high hopes for her.


Just do the work and everything will pay off.

-----

“When I first saw my name across from yours Dulce, I got a little excited. In my opinion, there’s nobody whose stock is rising faster than yours. In one year you’ve accomplished more than most people have in five. A runner up in The Clash of the Goddesses. A two-time and current Goddess Champion. There’s no doubt in my mind that you’re a future women’s world champion in the making, but alas my goals drift in the same direction. There’s nothing wrong with a little healthy competition and this match with you, win or lose is a step in the right direction. I’ve been training my ass off lately, and I get to see how well it paid off by going toe-to-toe with the foundation of the Goddess Division. Before going into this match I would like to apologize. When we last fought I didn’t have the hunger or desire that I have now. I was overwhelmed by the schedule and deep down inside, I was still at odds with myself. As you know, I’m what we call a legacy talent. My father was a fixture in the 80s and 90s, a journeyman who traveled all over the world, and fought in just about every promotion there was at the time. Those are pretty big shoes to fill, Dulce. But as I look into things deeper, I realized the doubt in my heart didn’t come from fear of not measuring up but rather am I fighting for myself, or for my father. He’s no longer around to take up his own mantle so here I am. A part of me is here for myself, while the other side wants to make my father proud. You could say I’m caught in a duality of sorts; ironic considering my ring name. When you look at me, you see Serenity, but on the inside burns the fire of The Scorpion. I am both my father’s “Sweet Serenity” and the second incarnation of ‘The Black Scorpio’.”. 


“I no longer shy from this, Dulce. I’m eager to give my best this Saturday just like you. I’ve been in the business since late 2016, and I’ve learned a lot since then. But yet I still have a ways to go. I’m not as accomplished as you, but I’m willing to put in the work. We all have to start somewhere and maybe my break will come through when I pin the Goddess Champion on the mat 1-2-3. While that’s a feat in itself, it’s not impossible. After all, in order to be a two-time champ you had to lose that title once. That means Dulce Torres can be beaten and my goal is to be the next name on the small list of people who can say they beat you. This isn’t personal, just business. As much as I want to see you grow, I want my piece of that pie in the sky. I guess this is what one would call a friendly rivalry, huh? Torn between seeing someone else succeed and winning for yourself. Either way, at the end of the day it’s all worth it if you put in the work. Let’s get this match in together Dulce and may the best woman win.”
The Cleanser
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 30th 2019, 10:08 pm by The Cleanser

Odyssey Promo #1: “Swan Song”



(Word Count: 1,254)



Eris: Are you sure?

*Highlights of Eris brutalizing her opponents play. Specifically focusing on her tendency to inflict a sadistic amount of pain on her opposition*

Eris: Are you sure? How strong is… your heart, April? I've met so many in this business who claimed to be strong. What makes you different than the last one to be cleansed? What sets you apart? I've heard much about your conquests elsewhere, but really, why should that matter to me? It's all a formula for an ideal I've encountered before. One that existed inside former champion Sweet Roxy before I pinned her within that ring we shall stand upon. You buy into your own hype. You think that because so many think you're invincible, that you became actually invincible. The downfall of the hero lies within the story of a hero who overestimated their own might. Only to realize how weak and vulnerable they really were.

*Eris smiles and cracks her knuckles menacingly. She looks toward the camera once again. Fire in her eyes*

Eris: Yes, it can be said that I've failed in places where I should have came out on top. Imagine though, that April Song has done this as well. We are both pro wrestlers here, no? Which means we've both had our fair share of disappointing losses and feeling like we should have came out on top when we just failed to grab a brass ring. Naturally, I can't exactly go over where April Song fell short in her career. That is because I have felt no urgent need to go over her past work that people rave so fondly about. Simply because this is such a different place in an entirely different time. Your past successes have no weight here. In a way, me being scheduled to be in this tournament match against you is poetic. I have an opportunity to prove what I have been touted as for so long. The future of Odyssey. While you have the opportunity to prove what many people seem to have on their minds, are you actually a completely washed-up semi-retired has-been? Signs point to yes, and whether your confidence in yourself stands the test of my mission, well the jury is still out on that one is it not? How funny to think that a little scrawny bitch like you called me a big ugly giant. Quite frankly, I don't see how me being ugly would help you beat me in a wrestling match. But you promised, you swore that you would submit me swiftly in the ring. After all of those compliments…. can't you just make up your damn mind? First, you tout my successes and how big and scary I am, then you say that you're going to submit me quickly? I mean, those two statements just do not sound congruent with each other. So already, you sound like I've beaten you senseless and you're just letting words come out of your mouth. I've heard of beating my opponents before I even step into the ring but this is just ridiculous.

*Eris runs a hand through her hair and gives a chuckle to the camera*

Eris: Thinking that you can walk in here, promise a quick victory over me, and fight someone else isn't as insulting as you would think. To be honest? It just sounds like you’re trying to reassure yourself that you even could beat me. That you still are the most decorated and capable submission artist that OWA has ever seen. You believe in your own overhyped idiocy. You even said it's possible that the reason why you're booked twice is because you didn't read your contract correctly, AND EVEN WORSE, you had to look up who Athena was on Wiki-fucking-pedia!? Your stupidity genuinely astonishes me, but what else should I have expected from someone who’s so old and with the world so beyond her. It's​ sad that they’ve even cleared you to wrestle with all of those concussions that you must have suffered over the years. I guess that's impacting the area of your brain that does your logical thinking, hm? Athena is, in short order, the goddess of wisdom and battle strategy. A goddess that belongs to the Greek Pantheon of Gods and Goddesses. A goddess I'd be happy to represent among the other patrons of Odyssey. By winning her namesake tournament, and gaining another shot at Natalie Cage in the process… I will finally silence everyone who’s beginning to question my status as the toughest woman on the roster.

*Eris allows a cocky grin to spread across her features before continuing to speak...*

Eris: As for the claim to being the biggest woman on the roster? Well, let’s just say that position’s already been taken…

*A black-cloaked figure emerges from the darkness, one that’s even larger than Eris, the upper-half of their face is obscured by the hood that they’re wearing.*

???: So, it’s finally time for me to make my presence known, is it? Tired of having me sit in the background while you and Natalie Cage destroy each other?

Eris: To be fair, I wanted to wait until the timing was just right. If I didn't, then well, it would be just… so much more boring!

???: Boring, huh? What exactly makes this occasion so special? Surely, I could’ve appeared at any other time before now, at this very moment?

Eris: Well, maybe I wanted to at least try and deal with Natalie by myself. I honestly thought that I didn't need your assistance, but here I am, after recently failing to beat her in a match. Finally calling for your assistance. I’m willing to bet that you're quite satisfied with me asking for your help and conceding that I’d made a mistake, aren’t you?

???: I won’t lie to you. It is a little satisfying. Considering the fact that you’re always rushing to get yourself into a fight or into trouble, regardless of the possible consequences. Nonetheless, you shouldn’t feel embarrassed or ashamed by asking for a little bit of help. Especially from someone who’s a close friend of yours. Having an ally is preferable to being alone, especially in a world where it’s all about who your friends are, rather than who you are. By having me around, that gives you a natural advantage over just about 80-90% of the Odyssey roster… and that includes April Song.

Eris: Yes, I wholeheartedly agree. Now that I have you next to me… there is so much more cleansing that can be done. Just imagine what we’ll be able to accomplish together… Nyx.

Nyx: Oh yes. We will cleanse Odyssey of the filth that clogs its veins. Those who preach the virtues of a culture that’s obsessed with how you look, those who wander aimlessly and carelessly through a world that you cannot truly be independent from. The vapid hedonists, the so-called “free spirits”... what I despise most is that which is fake. The liars, the manipulators, and those who hide from who they really are.

Eris: I couldn't agree with you more. Our mission statement is ever so clear. Cleansing Odyssey has become just that much more easy...

Nyx: Odyssey shall be cleansed by the purity of night’s darkness. The darkness that which lies within every single one of our hearts. It is inescapable and ever-present. As we will soon be. Nobody on this brand will be safe. Nobody.

*Eris and Nyx begin to laugh as the camera slowly fades to black, with their voices gradually sounding more and more distorted, until… silence*
kennydrake
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 30th 2019, 9:14 pm by kennydrake
PENDLETON, OREGON
12:45AM on WEDNESDAY
HEAVEN’S DEN - THE BARN/CHURCH

Darkness. The heavy rain beating against the old wooden roof echoes through the church.

An unusual stillness.

The red inverted neon cross flickers to life, illuminating the stage. The familiar altar to Ultraviolence. A large black chair sits underneath the humming cross; seated in it, the unmistakable outline of Kenny Drake. He sits with his head low, hands held in prayer in front of his face…

KENNY DRAKE
...I’m sorry.

Do you hear me, my brothers? Sisters?

I’m sorry.

You see, I’m man enough to...admit when I’m wrong. I was wrong.

As it turns out...I was wrong about a lot of things. My...my mission, my plan...my purpose in life...even the company I kept.

Even…

even cage…


Kenny nods slightly to himself before leaning back in his chair. The cross flickers.

KENNY DRAKE
...but, as always, a leader must be of sound mind and body to lead, and my brothers and sisters...I am of SOUND body and mind...with a clear path...and a clear goal. Eradicate this world of Donny Dragon, James Anderson, Lieta Collins, Nate Cage...I am back to DESTROY Ground Zero...

But what lies in my FUCKING way...is a God Damn distraction.

Named Udy.

Udy.

Kenny scoffs.

KENNY DRAKE
A pathetic little try hard that has nothing...NOTHING...of value. To this brand, to this company, to this sport, to this planet. Udy...fuckin Udy…

UDY. IS THE REASON I’M NOT COVERED IN NATE CAGE’S BLOOD RIGHT NOW.

UDY IS THE REASON I HAVE TO TAKE MY EYES OFF MY GOAL.

See...I know what he’s doing. I’ve seen people like him before. Clout claws. They just...try so desperately to cling to someone who actually EARNED what they have, and they think it can catapult them to the next level.

But I’m going to tell you all now…

Nobody…


NOBODY.

Uses Kenny Drake as a stepping stone.

Especially not useless little distractions like Udy.

And who is Udy, you all might be asking. It’s a solid question, but one that I had no interest of answering or having answered.

But here we are, so unlike the little faux wolf, I’m going to do my best here...

Kenny Drake against Udy… Dr. Pepper against...a can of dog shit in a Mr. Pibb can.

He has the nonexistent Wolf Pack...and I have Wolvesden ...

He has his “lycanthropic tendencies.”

And I have wins.

He has his...demonic choirs and his threats and his fascination with BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD. He has his...stupid fuckin cliche sayings…”you have unleashed the devil; you haven’t seen this version of me before; I will lay the foundation for your existential crisis…”

Kenny shakes his head and lets out an exasperated sigh.


KENNY DRAKE
And I’m a man who is above this. All of this ...Udy bullshit. I am the man who has EARNED his place at the head of the pack through TALENT AND VICIOUSNESS AND BLOODLUST… through gaining WINS and learning from losses,  not just adding another dumb layer to the bullshit as a MASK FOR SKILL.

And yet...this egomaniacal little turd would not shut up. He wouldn’t leave me alone. He hounded me on social media like a goon…DESPERATELY trying to get this fight so he can say his SUPER COOL AND ORIGINAL wolf lines…

And here. We. Are.

Are you all impressed by him yet?

See...while this is the culmination of his entire existence... and he and his...gnome?...have their moments...and he gets put in horribly flimsy jail cells and then is taken out unceremoniously later...and he tries SO HARD TO MAKE YOU ALL CARE AND OH MY GOD! LOOK AT HIM, HOW HE’S NOT A JOKE WITH HIS SPOOKY DOG AND OTHER THINGS! THIS IS UDY’S BIG DAY!


...through all that…

Kenny slowly leans forward. For a brief second, his blood red left eye is seen before his face is again partially hidden.

KENNY DRAKE
For me...this is just a Sunday…

Because, children, like I have said before, and I apparently need to say a million times to this history-rewriting twat…

Udy does NOT fit into the plan.

Never has.

Never will.

Because at the end of the day, all that Udy’s done is wasted his money and our time...on that D+ film school midterm he made us all wait for with the dog and the fake blood and shit...on his wrestling gear...on his training...on his birthdays leading up to this…

Udy has wasted everybody's time.

His preparation for this match was to look up my old profile from the OWA website and call it a day. His biggest threat is that I awoke a long dormant beast.

Well...to be honest…So has he.

And Udy? That dumb little kid with the Twilight fetish?

He won’t be wasting anybody’s time anymore.

Kenny slowly rises from his chair, letting the large black blanket fall from his heavily scarred shoulders. He’s only a silhouette in front of the hot, bright neon.

KENNY DRAKE
Because when I get in there with him...and I stop the jokes...the one-liners on the feed...the comedy and fun...

I’m going to remind everybody why I’m still...to this day...the God of Ultraviolence...

And there won’t be any distractions left.

...so I can get back to what actually fuckin matters…

Kenny slowly stretches out his arms and leans back. His face is finally in full view, and a wide grin covers it from ear to ear.

KENNY DRAKE
Wolves…

Aeternum…

The neon cross suddenly sparks and flickers…

Before finally turning off.


BLACK
Nobi
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 30th 2019, 3:54 pm by Nobi
Jonetta Stone. Who the fuck are you?

Oh, that's right, you are a Persephone Bane second rate replacement in The Dollhouse.

Well, I know how mediocre you are but you're so smart by joining The Doll-House. It makes you instantly a champion without putting any efforts. I don't care how much hours you like to spend to spread gossips or shopping at malls with Roxy and Diva but it makes me sick to my stomach to see you in here.

Not just because you're a champion in an instant but just because I hate your face. You are so ugly and that makes me want to punch you right in the face. Well, don't worry though sweatheart, at least Roxy and Diva will baby-sit you once I do that to you.
DampshawIIIఒ
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 30th 2019, 11:44 am by DampshawIIIఒ
I must admit. Even I'm surprised that Vernon Tressler was so quick to understand and heed my words. Surprised because it seems like so many times I've told everyone what would happen if they didnt listen to me and no one took me seriously. But Vernon isn't completely dumb, seeing as he was smart enough to award me a Spartan Championship opportunity. He's also smart enough not to just put all of his eggs in one basket. I know this tag team match he booked me is a test. He wants me to put my money where my mouth is. You see, there are still those stubborn little buggers out there who don't believe in the power of The New Dawn, Tressler being one of them. I've been a naughty little scamp and I think everyone is expecting Adelmar and I to be dysfunctional and self destruct. That's the common prediction, correct? That my arrogance and self serving attitude couldn't possibly coexist in a team. And why would they think any different? My track records of teaming here in OWA haven't been stellar to say the least. But the New Dawn has shown me such new things. It's shown me that everyone, even the smallest, seemingly insignificant microscopic entity revolves around me and those who do well to understand that, will always be welcome in my home. 


Adelmar isn't a stupid man. He's had some trouble finding his footing here in the OWA but he's intelligent enough to know when he's in the presence of something far greater than himself. I have full faith that he will know exactly what to do and when to assure that we can secure the victory. As far as our opponents go..The Bollywood World Order...I...have no idea who they are. Is this some kind of joke? Is that what we have to deal with? A farce? Do I have to remind you the history of England vs. India? I've said it before, it makes me sick seeing all of those Indians parading their nationalism around when IT WAS US THAT TRIED TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR DISGUSTING, DIRTY SQUALOR AND...No..no..I am so sorry. That...was something the old, unwise Reginald would say. That is not becoming of me. I just find this whole thing to be a joke. I know Vernon is testing me and I don't appreciate it. How can he not see the glory and the majesty that I am? Why has he not accepted the reign of The New Dawn?  Why can't he just accept the truth of it all? Why can't any of the management accept it? Look, I didn't want to say this and maybe I shouldn't, but all of those over the top entrances at Final Destination that everyone fawned over? You think the OWA paid for all of that from their own pockets? No. I helped finance a good deal of that. The Dampshaw Estate put a handsome amount to help out. And this is how I'm repaid? With doubt and questions? With trials and tests? No...again...this is not about monetary things. It's just...worthless, material nonsense. 


I have no doubt in my mind that Adelmar and I will emerge victorious from our match. I've gone on record many times and say that I see a lot of promise in him, and he's one of a few people here in OWA I can say took me to the limit when we fought. He has that rare combination of raw power, speed and endurance. I know most of the OWA fans are too ignorant and jingoistic to watch or even be aware of things in the wrestling world that go on outside of your own small, insignificant piece of Earth you call America, but Adelmar is the current Manchester Champion over in England for Rebellion PRO. You see, I see everything that goes on, especially in this sport I am so entrenched in and to see him thrive in my home country, well, it is very impressive. Very impressive indeed. You have to be a tough, rough individual to not be chewed up and spit up over there, and he absolutely is. This is the first time I can recall having no doubts when OWA sticks me with another person in some ridiculous effort of getting their tag team quota up. We will go in there, rape and pillage and take what we want, because we are both strong, dominant European men. It is what we do. The only thing I regret is that Adelmar was eliminated in the Battle Royale at Final Destination before I had the chance to purge him. But, as they say....there's always time....HAHAHAHAHA
The Udy
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 30th 2019, 3:21 am by The Udy
The Tuesday night: 

Udy almost had the match won. All he needed was to pin the young man. But suddenly he snapped.

Udy hammered a knee into the man’s nose that broke the nasal bone. Bloods gashed out and the referee tried to intervene and ate a punch. 

Udy kept an front face lock on his opponent and drove a series of knees and the ring got covered in blood. Fans were stunned silent at first then erupted in loud riot.

There was only one thing ringing in his ears..

BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD.

Udy dropped the man. And rubs the blood on his own face and chest. Then picked the man up again and hit a stiff elbow, followed by another and another and another…and…finally dropped him with a bicycle knee turning him inside out.



“The Demon Wolf” kneels down beside the fallen and bloody body and starts muttering something…some kind of chanting.




A Backstage Blur:

Udy was escorted out by few police officers and put in a cell.

It was all a blur to him though. The camera man reported his opponent has charged him with negligence and physical harm.

The man was suffering fro  legit concussion and needed 32 stitches.  As well has a broken orbital bone and dislocated jaw. 



The beatdown turned legit at one point. 


SHIT!


Udy was spiraling to that rabbit hole again where kayfabe and reality blurred…

BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD.

BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

STUPID. STUPID. STUPID.

He was in the cell for 2 days before he was taken straight to the court house.



The Court House:

His lawyers and manager paid off the victim and settled the case in the meeting room of the court. They quarter of a million dollars to shut him up and portray the whole thing is as a angle gone wrong.

BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD.

BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

STUPID. STUPID. STUPID.

Udy walked out a free man but he still didn’t know what happened.



Dr. Idon H.’s clinic

Udy was sitting in the chair directly staring at Dr. Idon H. In his mind, he was comparing this prick to his old doctor. That old gnome of a man. That old man was like a father to him and was one of very few people Udy cared about. That man who just vanished one day.

Dr. Idon : “Let's start with what happened.”

Udy: “You know what happened. I almost killed that guy during my last match.”

Dr. Idon: “Yes I know. But what happened that caused what happened?

Udy hated Idon for his twisting words and perspectives. At this moment, he wanted to take the chair he was sitting on and smash it over his head till its a pulpy bloody mess.

Udy: “I don’t know. One moment I was doing the angle as planned and the next moment I was beating the living crap out of him.  I can still smell his blood on me”
A voice inside his head says “And I like it”

Dr. Idon: “You didn't kill him. He is safe now. Beat up and bloody but safe. So tell me are you still wanting t-o—o--o  kiiill-lll-lll so----me------o----n-----eeeeeeee  ??????”

Udy felt as if Idon is stretching his words..It felt strange, drawly and distorted..Udy feels dizzy all of a sudden and there was a flash of white light. He felt himself standing up and gripping the chair..




“Udy hammered a knee into the man’s nose that broke the nasal bone. Bloods gashed out and the referee tried to intervene and ate a punch. 

Udy kept an front face lock on his opponent and drove a series of knees and the ring got covered in blood. Fans were stunned silent at first then erupted in loud riot.

There was only one thing ringing in his ears..

BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD.”

Udy:  “You!”,

He tried to rise but he could not. He tried and tried and then he collapsed..From the white blinding light came the Old Gnome...

Gnome: “Relax. Take a deep breath!”

Udy: “Jey! Is that really you? You are here?”

Gnome: “I am always here.”

Udy: “I almost killed someone. I lost my control. It was like old days again!”

Gnome: “You let them get into your head kid.”

Udy: “Whom?”

Gnome: “Them”

Udy: “I don't.........”

Dr. Idon: “Don't let them get into your head....”

Udy opened his eyes and saw the light was gone and so was Jey. He was half lying on the floor and Dr. Idon was staring at him with those cold crazy eyes.

Dr. Idon: “Well then. This session is over. Pay the bill at the counter.”

Udy stood up and left the office. Idon was a dick. He would never help but always take his money. He decided this was his last visit to Idon.


The cabin in the woods:

It was raining again and Udy was drinking heavily. He had a intense work out at the gym and his body hurt. He looked at his hands and looked at the mirror. Who was this guy in the mirror? Was it he or someone else? Something else?

Udy knows he has a match and he knows this is his chance to take the next step into OWA. 

Their was a flash of lightening and a gush of wind blows out the candle. The reflection on the mirror looked fearsome in the shadows. 



The shadow in the shadow....

Udy stuck a match and relight the candle. He was in a state of psychotic breakdown. Or was this a normal stage of....the change.

What change? Udy thought. He is fucked up he knew. His kay-fabe and reality was so fucked up that he rarely knew what’s real and what’s fake?

The Dog walked in with what looked like a rabbit carcass in its mouth.

It  walks off as Udy looks at the candle. His eyes were as dark and crazy.





Udy: “Kenny Drake I wanted the fight and I will bring it to you this week.  You have constantly tried to stir the pot and see what you have unleashed man.  You will pay for waking the dormant beast.  You see I tried to be live with some semblance of sanity for last few years.  But…But”, Udy presses his hands on his face and sniffles and snorts and the removes them to show the demonic face paint.




The Dog walks in and seats beside the chair.




Udy: “You Kenny have summoned the evil.  You are the one who was responsible for the poor man’s fate.  You Kenny you are the sinner.  You thought you scared me?  Kenny all you did was bring out that ancient evil out to the forefront that I kept hidden for so long.  You call yourself A wolf Kenny?  You are just a mere mortal with a death wish.  You are just an idiot who has bitten more than you can chew. You talk about Lurking in the shadows?  Kenny I will let the darkness seep in slowly and eat away the false light of hope you posses.  I will let the darkness engulf your existence.  I will be the architect who breaks down wall of lies and will lay the foundation for your existential crisis.  Kenny I will rip open and expose that you are nothing and I will let you cower and I will let your blood flow into the mat and will baptize you with the crimson.  Kenny this Kingdom you won’t face Udy that you have seen till now.  Kenny this week at Kingdom, Omega will fall at the altar of the Demon Wolf that has manifested due to your constant summoning and moaning.  And when all’s set and done, may be I will also finish off what’s left of you in Nikki.  This week man….this week at Kingdom “The Demon Wolf” rises first time at OWA and he will reign with terror forever.  Run Kenny.”


Udy lets out a crazed laugh as the Dog howls beside him...


As Udy blows out the candle, some kind off demonic chant starts in the background.
Stark
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 30th 2019, 1:49 am by Stark
Fuck u keelan
Megan Harper
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 30th 2019, 1:44 am by Megan Harper
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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately.

I’ve been silent ever since Final Destination came to an end last month. I’ve had some time to contemplate certain things about where I’m at in my career. Being runner-up in that six woman match for that OWA Goddesses Championship, and being so very close to getting my hands on that beautiful championship… it hurt to lose. It did. I really thought fate was going to be a driving force into my journey in being back on top in women’s wrestling again, but I think I overthought everything. I put too much doubt into myself and not enough prowess. That’s not the sign of a champion. That’s not the sign of even a worthy contender. So congratulations to Dulce Torres on becoming a two time Goddesses Champion. You’re one hell of a talent, and I for one really hope I meet you in the ring in the near future hopefully with that championship on the line because I want to prove to you and to the world that I have what it takes within me to be a champion again.

I know how to do it. I’ve done it before.

But now my eyes are set on this tournament. The Athena’s Cup tournament. We’re saying goodbye to the Queen of the Ring concept and we’re introducing something fresh and brand new. At Boiling Point last year, I took out one of the competitors before her entrance and inserted myself into that Queen of the Ring match. The Megan Harper you’ve all been seeing as of late is no longer about that. I’m back to prove the world wrong. This tournament is the perfect opportunity for me to do just that, and it all starts with Rochelle this week on Odyssey.

Rochelle, what have you done since you’ve arrived here to OWA? You’ve been here since what, October last year? Maybe longer if you take into account the OWA Performance Center? You’re just… around. Nobody really ever takes notice of you unless your name is brought up. I’ve been out of OWA just as long as you’ve been in it, and people remember the hell out of me. It’s like you show up just for the paycheck. You don’t even care whether or not you win or lose as long as you’re earning those dollar bills. You sicken me, sweetheart. Women’s wrestling has flourished because of OWA. We have Aria Jaxon and Tarah Nova holding world titles that men fight for, and yet, women like you still exist within this world. You say you admire the art of professional wrestling? Where’s the proof? What have you done to show this? Prove to me that you are in this for the love of the sport and not any other reason. Show up to Odyssey this weekend and give me your best effort. If I defeat you, it’ll prove my point right.

Sure, and you make a point about the way I started out here in OWA. I complained a lot, I sat around waiting for things to happen. My former success in EAW was so rich I truly thought I would be on the top of this division just because of my name alone. Megan Harper. It’s good you recognize my former accomplishments. It’s good to see that you’re not a complete dill. However, I truly do not understand the other points you’re trying to get across here. I wouldn’t know how to use a spear? I can’t tell an olive tree from a grape tree? Are you five years old? What type of insults are that? You’re basically just calling me an idiot in the least creative way possible. Look, you said it yourself. You’ve had two wins since you’ve joined Odyssey. You’ve been here since October last year, and you have two wins. That really is all that needs to be said. That proves to me that you’re really not getting out what you’re putting into this business, because honestly, you’re putting in absolutely fucking nothing. I mean, we’re talking about a shot at the OWA Women’s World Championship here. The title is a lot more prestigious now that women here in this company are dominating the men’s division. It’s a chance to be known as one of the best women in this company, and one of the best female athletes in the whole world. And you, Rochelle, you say there’s a bill to pay, but you don’t fit the bill of that status. This tournament will have a representable winner, but it sure as shit won’t be you that I can almost guarantee. However, if you’re willing to prove me wrong, step up to the plate on Odyssey and show me that this two-win goddess is worthy enough of holding championship gold.

I, however, will remain two steps ahead of you, with one eye on you and one eye on the horizon.

Be careful my little crumpet, because THE STORM IS COMING.
Bull Connors
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Post May 29th 2019, 11:56 pm by Bull Connors
Olympus/Promo No. 1
“Poor Poor Pitiful Me”


“Something that’s always fascinated me is how certain people handle adversity and how they are able to adapt or be shaped by it. All of which is reliant on the individual, their personality and their upbringing. Some people were born with silver spoons in their mouths and never had to work a day in their lives, some have known nothing but adversity in their lives and have had to constantly struggle just to earn a decent living for themselves. Both sides tend to handle adversity differently from each other, for some who’ve barely had an experience with dealing with a loved one’s death or losing their primary source of income, they may not know how to deal with it. For those who’ve constantly dealt with such issues, it’s just something else that they must “go through” to make themselves stronger.”


“Like so many others… I wasn’t dealt with a good hand in life. From the day that I was born, I’ve had to kick and scratch my way to earning a better future for myself. If I didn’t persevere through the things that I’ve been through, I wouldn’t be where I was now. Hell, why do you think that I’ve given myself a nickname like “The Unbreakable”? I didn’t choose it just because it sounded cool. It’s a part of who I am. Even if it’s fucked me up and made me into a bit of an asshole, I firmly believe that I managed to become a better person than I might’ve ended up being. People like Dax Staley take the adversity of their past and have allowed it to make them bitter and angry at everyone around them, without taking a moment to look within himself and think about what he’s doing wrong. I can’t deny that I was sort of like that at one point too, but I’ve become a bit wiser since joining OWA. I’ve never tried to use my past anger at the world as a justification for being an asshole. I haven’t allowed my cynicism to make me into an obnoxious prick who waxes poetic about how horrible the world is and how it’s made me into a terrible person, and using it as excuse to be a terrible person.”

“Please. Grow the fuck up and get yourself a goddamn spine.”


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Rochelle
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 29th 2019, 5:36 pm by Rochelle

ODYSSEY RP#1





"Athena"



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[The scene opens in a swanky and tidy hotel room in Madison, Wisconsin. With the dark exterior, it solidified that it was one of those HotelRED rooms. Suddenly, the sensor for the key slow beeps before the door opens. Having her luggage in tow, Rochelle walks into the room and looks around.]

"Hmmph, Seems nice. I guess I see where my merch money is going. At least it smells nice this time."

[Despite it being Wisconsin, there was a massive heatwave going on. Whipping off her shades, Rochelle places them on the granite counter before plopping down on the couch. She let out a relieving sigh as she looked around blankly. She comes across a marble decoration of the Goddess of War and Wisdom herself, Athena. Rising back up, she makes her way over to the item, holding it up and examining the texture and look.]

"Athena. Goddess of War and Wisdom. She was notorious for her tremendous advice and having the heart to stare adversity right in the face. She also thought men and women alike survival and life-long skills. And she also stood guard for the heros whenever they were departing or ready to return."

[She sets the ornament back down in the shadow box, though still taking a hard glance at it.]

"For her contributions, Saturday Night kicks off a tournament to honor this amazing woman as 8 of the best Goddesses to ever step foot in a OWA ring fight until only one is left to receive an ultimate grand price. And it couldn't be decided in a better way."

[Rochelle bends forward a bit, putting her hands on her knees, trying to get eye to eye with the figure with a smirk now stretched across her face.]

"I mean, that's what you would do, right? Fight and earn every opportunity that you receive? Instead of complaining or waiting for your chance to possibly be on top? Because my first opponent has a long history of reducing herself to those exact things. Meghan Harper is a huge name in this business. She's a former Specialist Champion, and one of the longest. I may not agree with how she gets things done, but the fact of the matter is...she gets it done. There's a long list of women that she has beaten, and I'm pretty sure she wants to add mine. Well, let me just say this; Meghan is no Athena. Meghan probably wouldn't even know how to use a spear if she saw one, or could even tell an olive tree from a grape tree. She may think that because I only have two wins in this company that I'd be a lay up for the first round of the tournament. I sure the hell hope so. Because that'll make my war dance that much sweeter when I'm celebrating a win and she's only the mat looking at the stars. There's a bill to pay. A bill that ensures that this unique Goddesses will have a representable winner. She deserves someone who will not only fight, claw, and scratch, but also hunt, weave, and cook. And that woman...is me!"

[Rochelle slowly backs away from the figure, still staring into it with intense eyes before she departs into the bathroom, ending the scene.]

Kevin Maverick
Re: OWA Promos! (CLOSED AS OF 1/14/20)
Post May 29th 2019, 4:31 pm by Kevin Maverick
Olympus Promo #1

“Picasso”


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Queens, NY.

(The camera opens to OWA Cruiserweight Champion Kevin Maverick signing autographs at an OWA fan event hosted by Cricket Wireless. The OWA Cruiserweight Championship is seated on the table next to him. After a few more meet and greets, Kevin grabs his title leaves the table. The camera follows him outside and into the back of a black SUV. As they drive off, the cheers of fans could still be heard in the background.)

“That was just a glimpse of what it’s like being an OWA champion. Next Friday it’s my first match on Olympus and already I’m the main event. Not trying to sound arrogant or anything but it’s good to know when someone values what you bring to the table. Alessandro and I had one of the best matches at OWA. Despite how we may feel about each other, we freaking tore the house down. And now I find myself face to face against an Olympic legend. Greatest Showman vs Olympic Gold Medalist. What a freaking way to start out Friday Night Olympus! I have all of the respect in the world for Hans Olsen, but he didn’t win a medal for the kind of wrestling we do in OWA. The match doesn’t start out with either of us on the mat. We’re duking it out in the squared circle, mano-a-mano. That ring is my domain, Hans.  It’s my canvas where I paint my masterpieces one at a time. You should be fortunate that we’re main eventing in several days. It means that The Greatest Showman will perform at his best. You will get the best of me, Hans. A man as accomplished as he deserves as much. I appreciate everything you’ve done for this country, but now it’s time for someone to remind you that those days are in the past. You are not Hans Olsen, Olympic gold medalist anymore. You are Hans Olsen, an Olympus roster member. I’m the OWA Cruiserweight Champion. I say this because what got me this far was something that goes beyond my natural talent and ability. You know damn well what I’m referring to. That grit, that edge that propels you farther and farther no matter what stands in your way. You had that moment to show who you were, and now it’s my turn, Hans. Don’t take things personally. It’s just a day in the life of The Picasso of Pro Wrestling.”

(Maverick sighs, staring out the window as the camera fades to black.)
 

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